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09:09.20Liquid_InkThis place is DEAD
09:39.13Liquid_InkWhere's Ghelae? I want to talk to him about scorpions.
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09:44.27JepardiHi
09:45.52Liquid_InkHey
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11:20.11Liquid_InkStill nobody to talk about pedipalps with
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11:43.29Wormy_This place is dead, not worth my attention.  I suggest we note on SporeWiki that Discord is now the primary social media
11:43.47Wormy_Keep IRC up, as a secondary
11:57.58TechnobliteratorI would be inclined to agree
11:58.09TechnobliteratorI'm going to set up the bridge bot hopefully this weekend
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13:04.00Wormy_hi to you both
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13:22.51dino82_hi
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13:37.30dino82_@Ghel: Elf girl: http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/File:Idris_Vanguinar_(v2)Large.png
13:44.17HachimanOh man
13:44.18HachimanShe's cute
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13:50.30dino82_Thanks
13:50.35dino82_was a bit challenging to make though
14:10.38OluapPlayerShe looks like a blood elf
14:12.48dino82_she is based upon them
14:12.50dino82_like most Sinleri are
14:14.12OluapPlayerFair enough
14:19.32dino82_and love thier golden/red outfits
14:19.35dino82_a bit arcanic
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15:38.37NeonPandahi all
15:38.46NeonPandaI have eaten approximately 60% of a rockmelon so far
15:38.51NeonPandaI'm about to go for the other 40%
15:39.32Technobliteratorhihi
15:39.48TechnobliteratorMost of the chat seems to be on the Discord these days
15:40.12NeonPandawith good reason, you got like seven different chatrooms for different purposes, plus voice channels and whatnot
15:40.19NeonPandaI'm just on my laptop while I'm eating, then back to discord
15:41.09TechnobliteratorAh, fair enough
15:41.16TechnobliteratorAnd yup
15:41.20NeonPandatime for the remainder of the rockmelon
15:41.22dino82_finished! http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Lusitania_Squadron
15:41.23NeonPandabrb
15:42.25NeonPandarockmelon acquired
15:42.36NeonPandagod I think about the weirdest things while I'm eating
15:43.04NeonPandaI've gone from "I wonder who else in the wiki community would be up for D&D" to "if rockmelon was a food option in FFXV what stats would it have"
15:45.14NeonPandanow I concede that one of those things isn't that weird, but the other kinda is
15:45.43OluapPlayerThe hell is a rocklemon
15:46.04OluapPlayerIt sounds like a D&D item
15:48.00NeonPandaalso known as a cantaloupe if you're more familiar with that
15:49.05OluapPlayerRight looking on google gives me a vaguely familiar fruit
15:49.20OluapPlayerBut rockmelon sounds like it's a rock which you pry open and it's edible on the inside
15:51.21dino82_bye bye
15:55.27NeonPandaalso Hachiman OluapPlayer: I am now fully equipped to run ze D&Ds so realistically I can start whenever
15:55.50OluapPlayeryey
15:59.30OluapPlayercute elf girl and her horrifying velociraptor pet is go
16:04.47NeonPandawhat is it with this group and cute elf/half elf girls?
16:05.00NeonPandaoff the top of my head every game except like two have had one
16:05.41OluapPlayerThey have all the good parts of a cute human girl, with increased height and pointy ears
16:06.01NeonPandathis is true
16:06.18NeonPandathough usually a bit taller, which is a bit of a downside for me
16:07.45OluapPlayerPointy ears are always good though
16:16.01OluapPlayerNeonPanda: I just realized. You play Hearthstone, right?
16:16.15NeonPandanot anymore, haven't for a long while
16:16.16NeonPandawhy?
16:16.41OluapPlayerDo you know about Un'Goro Crater?
16:20.28NeonPandaI'm aware of it only because it's in the funny flavour text of like one card
16:20.35NeonPandaapparently a giant dinosaur sat down and made it or something
16:21.00OluapPlayerThat's a no then
16:21.15OluapPlayerBasically Un'Goro Crater is a small part of Kalimdor filled with dinosaurs
16:21.26OluapPlayerA forgotten ancient land basically
16:21.57OluapPlayerI was gonna give it to you as a suggestion for your game
16:23.37HachimanOh, that means I can suggest something
16:23.44HachimanDo you know about Goldshire
16:23.49OluapPlayeru
16:26.54HachimanSo, here's a dilemma
16:27.20NeonPandayou want a tavern full of sluts, but you also want all of those sluts to be fat pasty men under glamours?
16:27.48OluapPlayerhoh
16:28.19NeonPandaOluapPlayer: I'm aware of at least some of the stuff in Un'goro, needless to say it gave me a couple of ideas
16:28.28OluapPlayerCool
16:28.46HachimanSay that you have a chosen one in a fantasy story; the chosen one takes up his hero's journey to seek revenge or free the land or whatever from the BBEG as foretold by a prophecy, which, if the prophecy is taken to be true, means the good will eventually triumph the bad. However, if the BBEG is aware of this prophecy, why send his soldiers to attack the chosen one while they're young and harmless, as it in turns invokes the prophe
16:29.03HachimanHowever, if the BBEG is aware of this prophecy, why send his soldiers to attack the chosen one while they're young and harmless, as it in turns invokes the prophecy and sets the chosen one on their journey
16:29.55NeonPandawell if that BBEG believes in the prophecy he'd never have become the BBEG anyway
16:30.26NeonPandaor at least would have been like "well I'm doomed to fail eventually" so the chosen one would probably be at the back of their mind if they
16:30.35NeonPandathye're being partway realistic about things
16:31.17HachimanThe only way the BBEG could win is by going against the prophecy and avoiding setting the hero out on their journey, which shouldn't be possible if the prophecy is supposed to be deemed true by the laws of fate and the universe, which brings into question the idea of free will
16:31.46HachimanAnd if free will turns out to not be true, is the BBEG really evil or was his evilness determined by forces beyond his control
16:31.58NeonPandawhich is my point- if he believes the prophecy to be true then he's just going to give up the moment he hears about it
16:32.16NeonPandaif free will is not a thing in that world then the whole thought discussion is moot to start with
16:32.28HachimanMan that's depressing
16:33.43NeonPandabecause you can have a world with free will that has fixed points that are fated to happen, so anyone with any kind of ambition is going to try to learn about as many of them as possible and avoid *all* of them that don't benefit them
16:34.33OluapPlayerThis is why you don't let the BBEG look at the prophecy scroll
16:35.10NeonPandaso if they had the free will they absolutely wouldn't do anything to provoke the creation of a "chosen one" by whatever means the prophecies dictate
16:36.17HachimanWhich means their evil reign would effectively be non-existent, otherwise it'd have the potential to invoke chosen one creation?
16:36.31NeonPandaprettymuch
16:36.58NeonPandalike if they were aware of such prophecies ahead of time, they'd literally have a checklist of shit they aren't allowed to do, cos if they do any of those things they're doomed to failure
16:37.25HachimanMan, I feel sorry for the bad guys now
16:37.39NeonPandaand if they find out about these prophecies after the fact then the logical option is to give up, fulfilling the prophecy as the chosen one has brought about the end of the evil reign
16:38.10NeonPandayou wonder why I don't do much prophecy stuff :P
16:38.29HachimanThis is why I'm of the opinion that Wheel of Time handles the "chosen one" deal more fairly; the prophecy states that the chosen one *can* defeat the BBEG, but that doesn't mean they *will*, as it's only a possibility
16:39.01NeonPandafunnily enough I've never sympathised with a villain so much as the Maid of Windemere, who was in literally that situation- her role in the Ballad is to do a bunch of evil shit
16:39.29NeonPandabecause she loves King Wencen, so every time the Cycle repeats she does all this stuff because the Cycle *has* to be repeated
16:40.28NeonPandathen you come along with the ability to change fate and she's like "please, all I've ever done is play my part in the ballad, I don't want to be the villain, I just want to love you" and I'm just like "well shit, yeah fuck the House"
16:40.38Hachimankek
16:40.58NeonPandashe wants to love you because in order to defeat her you take on the role of King Wencen in the last tale of the cycle btw
16:41.05NeonPandabut hey I'll take it
16:43.14NeonPandabut yeah that was one of the few times that game made me actually want to side with the bad guy for the faction sidequest
16:43.36NeonPandaalso the only time it succeeded
16:43.38HachimanSo, basically; enjoy your evil reign while you can, and when the signs of having invoked a prophecy come about, retire to a deserted island with your vast amount of wealth and end the prophecy prematurely
16:44.28NeonPandaprettymuch
16:44.48NeonPandaand pray you don't invoke the prophecy that involves you dying in the process
16:45.05Hachiman*Defeated* is good enough
16:45.05NeonPandabecause then you'll take a javelin to the face in a sporting competition
16:45.54NeonPandabut yeah the few times I actually deal with fate, it's placing import on the fact that the players are the ones fucking fate
16:46.01NeonPandaliterally in one case, long story that Hachi would approve of
16:46.42NeonPandaalso going back to the discord if anyone wants to chat via voice
16:46.43OluapPlayerand me
16:47.56NeonPandaI keep forgetting that you were the other half in the goblin plus half orc equation
16:48.27OluapPlayerHaving sex with the goblin wasn't my idea, if it were me it'd involve an elf instead
16:49.05HachimanHe wanted to make me his bitch
16:49.08HachimanSo I did the reverse
16:49.32OluapPlayerHe just thought you were cute because you were green
16:51.15HachimanWell if I knew THAT I wouldn't have shagged him and tried to humiliate him
16:51.49OluapPlayerWell, he wasn't really a good guy then
16:51.51OluapPlayeror ever really
16:52.19OluapPlayerIf you were asked to deal with him, it means he probably deserved it
16:52.34NeonPandawhat's done is done Hachi, now you will live on forever in the shame that you voluntarily shagged a goblin :P
16:53.31OluapPlayerIf it makes Panda feel any better, had that game continued, Gretchbite would've probably been killed
16:53.39OluapPlayerProbably to taunt Khara
16:54.02NeonPandaunsurprising
16:54.32NeonPandainb4 if that game continued Mirya would probably end up reincarnating him, he ends up reincarnating into a minotaur or something
16:55.23NeonPandabut yeah, am now in discord if people want to chat
16:55.49OluapPlayeriirc one the last things we did in that game was Gretchbite being taken away back to his goblin land. A big bad bugbear was meant to be there and he'd do terrible things to Gretchbite and laugh at it while twirling his mustacle
16:56.09OluapPlayerthen Hachi would presumably shove Khara's sword up his bum in retaliation
16:56.37Xhowow that was a thing to turn back to
16:56.37NeonPandasomething like that
16:56.53NeonPandaXho: welcome to our D&D games when things go slightly off the rails
16:56.56NeonPandausually because Hachi happens
16:57.11OluapPlayerThe other game ended exactly with Hachi being struck with monkey goblin doodoo
16:57.26OluapPlayerThere's always something involving hachi and goblins
16:57.41NeonPandaI don't remember the doodoo
16:57.59OluapPlayerProbably because everyone was tired of the game at that point
16:58.03NeonPandaI remember Hachi's first roll ever being to look up a priestess' skirt
16:58.14OluapPlayerAnd he rolled a fucking 20
16:58.22NeonPandawhich game was that with the doodoo? because I genuinely don't remember
16:58.38OluapPlayerThe one where you and Hachi were a couple and Johson was archmage
16:58.46NeonPandaoh right that one
16:58.55OluapPlayerYou were traveling down a road and monkey goblins started throwing dung at you
16:59.02NeonPandaI can say at least Hachi and I weren't tired of it
16:59.32OluapPlayerI meant at the time, you were tired from staying all night up
16:59.38NeonPandaoh right
16:59.39NeonPandafair enough
17:00.13OluapPlayerI couldn't continue that game because I couldn't figure out how to get you all the way to a level high enough to fight an adult dragon
17:00.42NeonPandayeah, honestly I take all the blame for overhyping that
17:01.30NeonPandaif you ever want to take another hand at running the game, I know I would and I'm fairly sure Hachi would enjoy revisiting those characters, just with a more reasonable goal
17:01.55OluapPlayerI'd like that. As far as we got with that game, we were having fun
17:02.07NeonPandawe were having a shitton of fun
17:02.19NeonPandaI fucking sneak-attacked a giant IN PLATE ARMOUR
17:02.24OluapPlayerat least i was having fun with the hot dragongirl and the skull-mage
17:02.34OluapPlayer*cyclops
17:02.42OluapPlayerYou also wrestled a crocodile
17:02.43NeonPandasame shit less depth perception :P
17:02.48NeonPandaoh yeah, that was awesome
17:03.09NeonPandaand the one time Random shot me in the back by accident so I gave him his arrow back XD
17:03.24OluapPlayerI recall that
17:03.25NeonPanda(for those who weren't there, I stabbed him with it)
17:03.48OluapPlayerRandom in pain is always a thumbs up
17:04.33OluapPlayerI recall that one encounter where you defended a city entrance from frogmen. I kinda goofed up the roleplaying but I think that was a good fight
17:04.42NeonPandaoh god yes
17:04.43NeonPandathat was amazing
17:05.16OluapPlayerThen you went and killed the leader of said frogmen, then trolled his necromancer master
17:05.19NeonPandaand when I pulled that slick trick getting my greatsword enchanted with a one-use Hallow
17:05.46OluapPlayerNow I just remembered the Necrodancer
17:05.59OluapPlayerI can hear the groans all the way from Australia
17:06.12NeonPandaoh yeah, that was a thing
17:06.24OluapPlayerThe game ended before you could watch him dance though
17:06.27OluapPlayerwe must rectify that
17:06.41NeonPandaplsno
17:07.52OluapPlayerShould be obvious by the name but he was meant to be an undead bard
17:08.17NeonPandaI'd have never guessed :P
17:08.54OluapPlayerim smart shup, i didnt copy the name from a game or anythin
17:09.18OluapPlayerBut yeah I'd be totally up to running that again
17:09.39NeonPandabut yeah, at some point I'd like going back at least to those characters
17:10.12NeonPandascale down the area we're in of course, but it'd be nice
17:11.26OluapPlayerWe can remove the giant elder dragon from the equation, at least for the start, and focus on skelly and his undeads
17:12.26NeonPandathere is one thing I'd have to consider though
17:12.48NeonPandaand that is do I take the opportunity to ask to use 25 point buy or similar, so I could remake Cezar as a paladin
17:13.07NeonPandabecause he was great fun as a fighter don't get me wrong, but there comes a time in a man's life when one has to layeth down the holy smack
17:13.26OluapPlayerIf we reboot the game, you'd probably need new sheets
17:13.34OluapPlayerSo I'd say you're free to make him as a paladin
17:13.36NeonPandawell that's a given
17:13.47NeonPandaalso Hachiman you've been quite silent so far
17:13.53OluapPlayerHe's probably having dinner
17:14.10NeonPandatrue
17:15.23NeonPandamfw I try to avoid the angler and end up in the middle of three anglers
17:15.33OluapPlayerdumbo
17:16.02NeonPandawelp they saw me
17:16.15NeonPandaI employed the ancient chinese martial art of RUN THE FUCK AWAY
17:16.17NeonPandait was successful
17:16.27OluapPlayerheh
17:16.28NeonPandaanglers btw are basically deathclaws with built in nightlights that spit acid
17:16.40OluapPlayerOh dear
17:22.16NeonPandagdi
17:22.23NeonPandaI officially fell for the distraction sex doll trick
17:22.50OluapPlayerOh god
17:23.48NeonPandaI gained vengeance by way of .50 explosive round to the noggin
17:23.58NeonPandathe noggin of the guy who set up the sex doll that is
17:24.29OluapPlayerdur
17:27.05NeonPandabut yeah I'm pretty sure Hachi would be up for going back to his giant-tittied elven wizard
17:27.58NeonPandaI will however let you get your Captain Planet-elociraptor first
17:30.42OluapPlayerone side you have giant-tittied elven wizard, the other you have medium-tittied elven druid
17:30.59NeonPandathere's a trend here but it's hard to spot
17:31.15OluapPlayerIt's just your imagination
17:32.39OluapPlayerOne encounter from that game that I remember fondly was where you were attacked by a fire mage, an ice mage and an acid mage
17:32.45OluapPlayerI had fun making that one
17:33.55NeonPandaI remember that one, that was good fun
17:34.56NeonPandaI was honestly expecting an electricity mage then a Captain Planet mage
17:35.25HachimanWHAT'S THIS ABOUT ELF TITS
17:35.31OluapPlayerThere was a destroyed fourth coffin. It was meant to imply someone went there before you and killed the electric mage
17:35.51NeonPandawe were talking about the idea of going back to the characters of Cezar and Lucia, just with a more realistic goal at the start
17:36.20HachimanOh sure
17:36.25HachimanI'd like to rebuild Lucia as well
17:36.28HachimanMechanically, that is
17:36.28NeonPandaalso, that glorious feeling when the first thing you know of your water purification fortress/gladiatorial fight pit is the sound of literally a dozen automatic rocket launchers going ogg
17:36.30NeonPandaoff*
17:37.15OluapPlayerHow would you guys prefer it? We kinda continue from where we left of or do we start over?
17:37.23HachimanHm
17:37.44NeonPandaI'd say start over at third level, reign things back a bit
17:37.46HachimanI'd say *maybe* start over? To give you a chance to revise things
17:37.48NeonPandakeep the dragon girl tho
17:38.01OluapPlayerOf course dragon girl stays
17:38.03NeonPandajust neither us nor she quite knows what's going on
17:38.43NeonPandaif it was me what I'd do is pull us back to an island off the coast of the main island, maybe slow things down a bit and just have fun for a while
17:38.56HachimanYou mean, fuck
17:39.08NeonPandawell that comes under the category of having fun
17:39.27OluapPlayerfug, I'll be stuck with fucking Gob the Goblin
17:39.39NeonPandawe don't really need Gob the Goblin
17:39.55HachimanNot for the fucking, anyway
17:39.55OluapPlayery tho
17:40.02OluapPlayerI liked Gob at least
17:40.06HachimanGob was cool
17:40.17HachimanSad to see him go, don't particularly like watching him leave
17:40.20NeonPandaoh, I thought you were expressing distaste at that idea
17:40.45OluapPlayerNo I mean, Lucia and Cezar are having sex and I'm stuck with the goblin
17:41.19HachimanYou don't have to fuck the goblin
17:41.45OluapPlayerKhara - excuse me
17:41.59NeonPandaLucia: Dragongirl? - Cezar: Dragongirl. - Dragongirl: Aren't you married? - Lucia and Cezar: Raven's Landing *synchronised wink*
17:42.16HachimanNeonPanda: Take Oath of Charity or whatever the fuck it's called so you can heal your waifu
17:42.20OluapPlayerJohnson - this makes the bone become the boner
17:43.00NeonPandawere I to rebuild as a paladin I'd be able to heal anyway
17:43.13HachimanYeah but Oath of Charity does better healing for other people
17:43.22NeonPandaI just realised, I could also use this as an opportunity to make that sword and shield ranger
17:43.37NeonPandathat way I've got the class skill bonus for Ride and Handle Animal *wink*
17:43.42Hachimankek
17:43.49OluapPlayeroh god
17:43.50NeonPandabut seriously that's actually tempting
17:44.03HachimanI mean, I *could* make Lucia a bloodrager were she not an elf
17:44.15NeonPandaOluapPlayer: Hachi and I talk about D&D just in our downtime, and one idea I've been toying with is making a sword and shield style Ranger
17:44.27NeonPandabecause bounce a motherfucker with a shield swing
17:44.48OluapPlayerThis isn't gonna be Cezar and Lucia anymore tho
17:45.02Hachimany tho
17:45.19OluapPlayerlucias a literal hot elf with fire magic u dingus
17:45.30HachimanWell yeah, I was just musing on possibilities
17:46.02NeonPandatbh even if we ended up making major changes we'd still keep the dynamic cos that's what was so entertaining (for me at least)
17:46.08HachimanAye
17:46.13NeonPandaaside of course from the sheer amount of D A M A G E I was doing
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17:46.48HachimanIf I was to rebuild Lucia, hm
17:46.56NeonPandalike even if we all decided to make new characters Hachi's and mine would still be at least dating
17:47.02HachimanI'm tempted to ask for drow for that CHA bonus so I could take Sorcerer stuff
17:47.19HachimanBut Wizard is cool too and I don't feel like *drastically* changing Lucia
17:47.47HachimanOh and the fact drow are different in Oluap's world or something; basically circumstances mean she can't be drow
17:48.08NeonPandagud, now she can be ice wizard for sexy pale hair
17:48.13OluapPlayerWell, by that world's canon, drow were brutally murdered by Khara and her friends
17:48.27NeonPandaLuca - I still hit like ten of them
17:49.06NeonPandaRest of the universe - I mean, you hit basically *everything* that wasn't Small size class
17:49.26HachimanLucia has red hair tho
17:49.35OluapPlayerthey were trying to bring about the end of the world
17:49.39OluapPlayeryou don't stick your dick in crazy
17:50.24OluapPlayerI suppose we can ignore that and just say drow still exist and aren't all murderhobos
17:50.39NeonPandaHachiman: I was just referencing my personal preference, red hair still a solid 2nd place
17:51.43HachimanEh I prefer the tan skin / bronze hair aesthetic so I'll keep her elf
17:52.14NeonPandaI'm Australian, hard time convincing me shining bronzed skin isn't sexy
17:52.30NeonPandaand after all it's your character, as I said I was just making a quip
17:54.22NeonPandaI might fiddle around with character builds while I'm not doing anything
17:55.54NeonPandaOluapPlayer: could I trouble you to make the character generation a point buy or somesuch? wouldn't make much of a difference in terms of how much sheer BS Cezar was previously doing, just now Paladin is somewhat more viable
17:56.03Hachiman25 PB pls
17:56.07Hachimanalso gestalt
17:56.21NeonPandagestalt would probs kill the oluap
17:56.38OluapPlayer25 PB is good
17:56.46OluapPlayerDon't know anything about gestalt
17:57.06NeonPandaOluapPlayer: two classes, gaining levels in both at each level
17:57.14OluapPlayerOh
17:57.17NeonPandain other words, it's what you do when you've officially thrown sanity out the window
17:57.22OluapPlayerYeah that sounds like a mess
17:57.27HachimanNo; that's when you include the sanity meter
17:57.31NeonPandait's fun, but god is it nuts
17:57.40HachimanAlso, gestalt isn't that bad when you know what you're doing
17:57.44HachimanIt's just most people don't
17:57.54OluapPlayerincludin u
17:58.05NeonPandaexactly the problem :P we're trying to be nice to the oluap so he runs games for us
17:58.42HachimanI also wanna have traits included pls
17:58.48Hachimanoh and hero points pls
18:00.08OluapPlayerExplain
18:00.45NeonPandahero points is a bit too much, they're an extra resource that players can use to bend things to their advantage
18:01.04HachimanAnd encourage PCs to act heroically for more of them
18:01.25OluapPlayerI'd rather not complicate things
18:01.26NeonPandait's a neat system, but it's just more to think about and realistically we were literally just talking about making things simpler for the sake of running the game
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18:14.30NeonPandanow the question truly is, fighter or paladin
18:15.12HachimanBoth
18:15.12HachimanTake one or two levels in Fighter
18:15.13HachimanThen the rest Paladin
18:15.43NeonPandanot really much point to the dip in this case
18:16.10HachimanBonus feats are always good
18:16.16HachimanI'm actually a feat whore help me
18:16.32NeonPandaheh
18:18.00NeonPandaalthough Ranger is also an option, given that in my original concept I'd have been playing that more like a swordsman than a woodsman anyway
18:19.26NeonPandaI'd be trading sheer D A M A G E for the ability to bonk a motherfucker with a shield back
18:19.28NeonPandabash*
18:20.05NeonPandaplus some utility and whatnot
18:20.53NeonPandainfiltrator would be an entertaining archetype, +2 natural armour like yeah
18:21.25HachimanAye
18:21.51NeonPandaok yeah, it comes down to Fighter or Ranger, cos what I want to do is just be a martial class
18:22.08OluapPlayer_shit son make up ur mind
18:22.17NeonPandaOluapPlayer_ I'm trying ;-;
18:22.47NeonPandayeah I'ma go ranger just because I want to shield slam people
18:22.50NeonPandaand bed slam Hachi
18:24.36NeonPandaand that way we have someone who can identify undead/natural stuff
18:24.51OluapPlayer_Right
18:25.24NeonPandadouble archetype for the win
18:25.45HachimanI may take Crossblooded Sorcerer
18:25.50HachimanAnd go Elemental / Draconic
18:25.56NeonPandaInfiltrator trades out Favoured Terrain (because eh) for bonuses based on my favoured enemies, Skirmisher trades out spells for basically rogue tricks
18:26.06NeonPandaCezar - sounds hot
18:26.31NeonPandanow we have double the dragonboobs
18:26.53HachimanA shame I'm sticking with elf because I don't actually get a CHA bonus
18:26.55HachimanSo eh
18:27.12NeonPandalean on Oluap to let you trade out the INT for CHA and keep everything else the same
18:27.28HachimanOluapPlayer_: I'll succ your dick if you let me
18:27.48NeonPandawhy do you want to go elemental/draconic btw?
18:27.49OluapPlayer_let you what
18:28.00HachimanReplace INT with CHA for elf racial stuff
18:28.28OluapPlayer_wut for
18:28.30HachimanBecause elemental allows me to change any spell with an energy type to that of my chosen bloodline
18:28.37HachimanAnd draconic because draconic stuff is awesome
18:28.46HachimanOluapPlayer: Because I wanna go Sorcerer hur
18:29.38OluapPlayer_I don't know, I think it'd be more interesting if you worked around your disadvantages
18:30.06NeonPandaalso, I just realised something
18:30.25NeonPandadue to the fact that it's point buy instead of array, technically you could still start off with a higher CHA than Lucia did INT
18:30.34HachimanTrue
18:30.56HachimanAnd if you lent me some money, I could grab a headband as well at level 3 hur
18:31.02HachimanAs well as additional gear
18:32.00NeonPandafunny thing is I could probably afford to do so, but that's somewhat against the spirit of things
18:32.16HachimanRich Parents is a thing because reasons
18:32.34NeonPandaI mean, spending 4k on one item when you're supposed to have 3k in total value :P
18:32.51NeonPandaunless of course you plan to go around wearing nothing but said headband
18:33.16HachimanWell no
18:33.23HachimanThat's what Rich Parents is for hur
18:33.27NeonPandaalso, random note: apparently studying undead makes you better at sneaking
18:36.55NeonPandaoh also OluapPlayer_: Important question
18:37.08NeonPandaif I find a young drake somewhere, can I tame/bond with it and make it my animal companion
18:37.34HachimanDrakes are sapient tho right
18:38.01NeonPandafor me drake = basically lizard
18:38.06OluapPlayer_Drakes are dumb, dragons are smart
18:38.12OluapPlayer_I suppose you could
18:38.19OluapPlayer_But expect it to be temperamental
18:38.24NeonPandawell yeah
18:38.38NeonPandabut hey I already have one wild temperamental thing to deal with so I'll have practice :P
18:42.17OluapPlayer_I'm wondering if it'd be possible to have the game be just the three of uss
18:42.20OluapPlayer_us*
18:42.24NeonPandaabsolutely
18:42.49NeonPandaRandom will probably be a bit heartbroken but he's American, he can deal with it right?
18:43.01NeonPanda(the joke is that of the four of our nationalities he's probably the least 'deal with it')
18:43.16NeonPandaalso HOLD UP, apparently Axe-Beaks are a valid choice as an animal companion
18:43.40OluapPlayer_Random cut off contact with me so I don't think he'd care
18:44.23NeonPandafair enough
18:44.31NeonPandawell yeah I'm fully up for just you, me and Hachi
18:44.42NeonPandawhich would make it even more relevant that I be a ranger so I can cover some of the skill side of things
18:45.12OluapPlayer_Just wondering how to set up encounters
18:45.20OluapPlayer_Less people would probably mean less enemies to stab
18:46.03NeonPandaprettymuch, although what we lose is a bard so it doesn't have to be significantly less
18:46.12NeonPandawe'll have time to test things anyway
18:46.29NeonPandahehehe, kangaroo animal companion
18:46.33NeonPandaGO FOR THE BALLS, SKIPPY
18:46.38OluapPlayer_straya cunt
18:47.00NeonPandafun fact: kangaroos invented vasectomy
18:47.01HachimanFunny cus I mentioned making a boomerang build the other day
18:47.15NeonPandaHachiman: so a wooden throwing axe build :P
18:48.25NeonPandadangit, there's no lizards in the book that start at medium and become large
18:48.29NeonPandagonna have to look at dinosaurs
18:49.16OluapPlayer_taking hints from my druid
18:49.29OluapPlayer_Also what's this, first you want a drake now you want a large dinosaur hur
18:50.08NeonPandalooking for statlines that could be used to represent hte drake
18:50.13NeonPandaas there's no drake animal companion
18:50.28OluapPlayer_Ah
18:51.06OluapPlayer_I remember one Paizo book which had some rules regarding dragons
18:51.09OluapPlayer_let me see if I can find it
18:51.22HachimanI know where that is
18:51.27NeonPandaankylosaurus is a good contender so far
18:51.43Hachimanhttp://www.archivesofnethys.com/ClassDisplay.aspx?ItemName=Drake
18:52.17OluapPlayer_That's it
18:52.22OluapPlayer_But it starts at Tiny sized
18:52.53OluapPlayer_http://www.d20pfsrd.com/classes/core-classes/druid/animal-companions/drake-companions/ less of an eyesore
18:54.43OluapPlayer_Reaches Large size at level 13
18:54.45NeonPandafor the sake of convenience might just use an animal base and just flavour it as dragonkin
18:55.24OluapPlayer_Well using these rules would give you a more powerful drake
18:55.29OluapPlayer_But it's your choice
18:57.08NeonPandaeither way this is significantly in the future
18:58.41OluapPlayer_I imagine we're not starting the game with the drake companion
18:59.24NeonPandaoh lord no
18:59.42NeonPandadepending on the starting level I probably won't even be starting the game with an animal companion
18:59.56OluapPlayer_You start at level 3
19:00.06NeonPandaso yeah I won't even be starting with an animal companion
19:00.19NeonPandaso gib axe-beak nest that conveniently has a hatchling pls :>
19:00.53OluapPlayer_https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/wow.gamepedia.com/6/6b/Savage_toucan_concept.jpg?version=674c7283c9a52bc44691a5043181ca92 you mean this?
19:00.53HachimanCan I have a cockatrice companion if I hatch it in my tits again
19:01.26OluapPlayer_I vaguely recall something about a cockatrice
19:01.41NeonPandahttp://3.bp.blogspot.com/-spENOfA6qcM/U2kkcuHxNdI/AAAAAAAAJyk/jrM08E22d54/s1600/Axe-Beak-UNFINISHED.jpg try this
19:01.52NeonPandaKhara hatched a cockatrice between her tits
19:02.09OluapPlayer_That's not something I'm familiar with
19:02.22OluapPlayer_That axe faced bird that is
19:02.35OluapPlayer_I thought you meant WoW's Axebeak
19:02.38OluapPlayer_again, Hearthstone
19:03.36OluapPlayer_u start with something normal thx
19:03.44NeonPandanah, I'm talking the OG axe-beak
19:04.01NeonPandafine, big jungle cat it is
19:04.19NeonPandaI mean either way I'm either going to have to buy it or tame it in the wild
19:04.45NeonPandahuh, there's rules for thylacines in here
19:05.04OluapPlayer_straya cunt
19:05.06NeonPandaaka tasmanian tiger
19:05.08Hachiman>boomerangs   >kangaroos    >thylacines
19:05.11HachimanAustralia campaign pls
19:05.18NeonPandaall die at level 1
19:05.28OluapPlayer_You start at level 1, basic mob is level 15
19:05.28NeonPandaall to vasectomy
19:05.31HachimanThat's why we start at level cunt
19:06.12Hachiman>Bard's chosen instrument is a didgeridoo
19:06.12NeonPandabut seriously I *will* fight a reasonably sized flock of axe-beaks in order to get a fledgeling to train
19:06.44Hachimaninb4 fail a fortitude save and we all die on the dunny
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19:07.01NeonPandatbh if you die on the dunny to a fort save, it's probs cos a redback bit you
19:07.04NeonPandahi
19:07.29HachimanThat reminds me
19:07.45HachimanI went to a theme park or something once and found this public toilet out in the open
19:07.55HachimanI went in there and the bowl had a fucking WASP NEST in it
19:08.31NeonPandasounds about right
19:08.40OluapPlayer_Oh god
19:08.42NeonPandamfw there's rules for blue whale animal companions
19:08.50OluapPlayer_u wot m8
19:09.47NeonPandaI'm serious
19:10.09OluapPlayer_That requires a very generous DM
19:10.17NeonPandaheh, giant tortoise companion
19:10.23NeonPandaDRIVE ME CLOSER, I WANT TO HIT HTEM WITH MY SWORD
19:16.02NeonPandaso one thing I will say Oluap, is that you'll have to up the availability of healing items in loot
19:16.20NeonPandaas while I'll be able to patch us up, actual HP recovery on demand is going to be coming purely from potions and the like
19:18.01HachimanHey Panda, who was that pyromancer PC that you were fond of playing?
19:18.35NeonPandawhen was this?
19:18.49HachimanThe ifrit Inquisitor archetype I think she was
19:19.20NeonPandathere was an Ifrit Inquisitor *he* by the name of Aja
19:19.45HachimanRight, that was the one
19:19.50NeonPandawhy?
19:19.55HachimanYou mentioned he had a high position in Raven's Landing right
19:20.01NeonPandawell he basically founded it
19:20.22XhoWe should have Ifrit in the Fantasyverse
19:20.27XhoAs some kind of Fire Elemental
19:20.48HachimanI was wondering if Lucia could've gotten some tips in fiery explosive stuff from his descendants; some tutoring and whatnot in how to utilize her magic
19:20.48NeonPandaXho: the Ifrit we're talking about specifically are the result of humans and fire elementals getting hot and heavy
19:21.02Xhoburnt dik/10
19:21.07NeonPandatbf it's entirely possible Lucia *is* one of his descendents
19:21.11Hachimankek
19:21.36OluapPlayer_We know where the arsonism comes from then
19:21.37NeonPandaalthough his fire stuff was more set his blades on fire than actual throwing fire
19:21.41XhoStill mulling over the idea of Balrogs in the Fantasyverse, I might do it
19:22.12NeonPandaI would add not!Vetruvians to the fantasyverse but it'd have to be a co-op project with someone who gets the setting cos I sure don't
19:22.31Xhowat dat b
19:23.07NeonPandabasically, people who turned themselves into animated glass/metal statues with star fire
19:23.18Xhobet that's a pane in the ass
19:23.23NeonPandabadum tss
19:23.48XhoCould work but that's some next level transmutaton shit to manipulate metal and glass
19:23.53Xhotransmutation
19:24.08NeonPandabut yeah, they live in floating obelisks and make golems and stuff
19:24.27NeonPandaI'd mostly focus on the golem side as golems are basically a race in Duelyst, where the Vetruvians come from
19:24.31OluapPlayer_Sounds weird, but could be possible, provided it's not too ridiculous
19:26.03XhoI need some music for some demoning
19:26.20NeonPandaOluapPlayer_ Hachiman: so rn the plan is basically me and Hachi taking care of a QT dragongirl while adventuring
19:26.47OluapPlayer_ye
19:26.58OluapPlayer_And dealing with a lich who likes to make bone puns
19:26.58NeonPandaand I'm going to be looking for exotic animals to beat into submission then raise
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19:33.11NeonPandasweet, third level sets me up with exactly as many feats as I need for my core
19:33.22NeonPandaTwo Weapon Fighting, Improved Shield Bash, Shield Slam, and Power Attack
19:35.29OluapPlayer_~kill Cyrannian
19:35.29infobotACTION shoots a charged fluxneutron gun at Cyrannian
19:35.41Cyrannian~slash OluapPlayer_
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19:35.53NeonPandaeats a cookie
19:36.11NeonPandagdi I just remembered that the phrase "spooky-dook" exists
19:41.42NeonPandaOluap: golarion deities like last time I take it?
19:41.55OluapPlayer_Yeah
19:42.28NeonPandahm, erastil or gozreh
19:42.39OluapPlayer_who dese
19:42.42HachimanShelyn / Calistrea
19:43.02OluapPlayer_Also why the choosing if you're a ranger?
19:43.08NeonPandaRP
19:43.15OluapPlayer_o
19:44.13NeonPandaErastil is god of communities, farming and hunting
19:44.22NeonPandaGozreh is basically Poseidon
19:44.34NeonPandajust with a bit more plant mixed in
19:45.00OluapPlayer_Right
19:46.38NeonPandahm, frogs are considered favoured animals of Gozreh
19:46.40NeonPandahow bout not that then
19:48.03HachimanAwkward lol
19:50.40NeonPandaso yeah, like he's not a super religious person but Erastil would be his go-to guy
19:51.26OluapPlayer_rite
19:52.18NeonPandaDesna is also an interesting option, being opposed to the Mother of Beasts and al
19:52.19NeonPandaall
19:52.46OluapPlayer_Hachiman: What are you gonna go for then? Elf sorcerer?
19:56.02NeonPandaDesna works quite well too in fact, being the deity of travel, luck and the night
19:56.21NeonPandaso yeah, Erastil and Desna would be the two he most commonly pays homage to, the others where relevant
19:56.28OluapPlayer_Right
19:56.42HachimanyEAH
19:56.43Hachimanffs
19:56.43HachimanLaptop running like shit, gotta restart
19:56.48NeonPandaalg
20:02.16NeonPandaso basically hte idea is, while by class I'm a ranger, I'm basically Aragorn
20:02.59NeonPandawhich actually doesn't say much as Aragorn *is* the prototype ranger, but the point is I'm more of a hedge knight than a hunter or something
20:04.58OluapPlayer_I see
20:08.22NeonPandaI basically rock around adventuring by a mix of being quite proficient with sword and shield, and being able to survive in the wild
20:08.36NeonPandabasically pushing the beauty and the beast aesthetic a little further this time :P
20:09.15NeonPandathe question is, do I pay an extra 400 gold to allow my longbow to use my entire strength bonus for damage
20:13.16NeonPandaonly spent 1628gp so far counting that extra 400, so why not
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20:22.08NeonPandaOluapPlayer_: would it be worth taking Undead as my first preferred enemy given that the BBEG is undead?
20:22.15NeonPandawell, the current BBEG anyway
20:22.50OluapPlayer_Well, you'll fight all sorts of things
20:22.55OluapPlayer_So if now at first, at some point
20:23.09OluapPlayer_not*
20:24.29NeonPandawell what out of Animal, Magical Beast and Undead would be most immediately prevalent
20:24.45OluapPlayer_Hm
20:24.59OluapPlayer_Undead I guess
20:26.05NeonPandaI ask this of course for favoured enemy, which I don't get to take a second of until level 5, and that's when I need to start thinking the long game so this one is to get me through for a while
20:26.32OluapPlayer_Ah, i thought it was for now
20:26.33NeonPandaas in, I'll probably be taking dragonkin at 5 so I can start pumping it up, pick up secondaries later on
20:26.36OluapPlayer_Then yeah, Undead
20:27.14NeonPandawell yeah it is for now, basically what I expect to use most probably until level 10 now that I think of it
20:29.59Xhohttps://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/8/89/U%27thaam.png/revision/latest?cb=20170414202913 Balrogs m8
20:30.16OluapPlayer_get gandalf'd
20:30.18NeonPandagj m8
20:31.12NeonPandaon the subject of fantasyverse for a moment, where on the scale of power is summoning minions made out of sand to hit things for you?
20:32.03OluapPlayer_Depends of how strong said minions are
20:32.10XhoWell is that like conjuring a minion or a full on Sand Elemental
20:32.18OluapPlayer_That sounds like basic to medium level sand magic
20:33.56NeonPandasummoning a mindless automaton to perform basic tasks such as hitting things
20:34.14OluapPlayer_Yeah, basic to medium level sand magic
20:34.31OluapPlayer_You're basically saying a sand golem
20:34.40NeonPandaprettymuch
20:34.53OluapPlayer_Yeah that's not too bad
20:36.07NeonPandasorta the thing with the Vetruvians was the first guy touched a magic meteorite that burned him into an animated glass statue, then he figured out how to (somewhat) control the process to convert others,
20:36.17Hachimandat balrog
20:36.31NeonPandaso in the expy it'd be more like tribe X of people have shit happen to them to make them glass people, with varying degrees of sand magic
20:36.47HachimanHumans with sand magic
20:36.54HachimanMagic mutates humans in Koldenwelt
20:37.17NeonPandawell there you go, add magic meteorite for what vitrifies them and you're good
20:38.24OluapPlayer_Well, we usually have meteorites be anti-magical rather than magical
20:38.27OluapPlayer_But we can make an exception
20:38.53OluapPlayer_In the fantasyverse meteorites is where cold iron comes from
20:39.36NeonPandain this case perhaps it's entirely a magic stone rather than a traditional meteorite
20:39.58HachimanCould be some old piece of Sohet magitech
20:40.01NeonPandalike literally a prismatic piece of magic glass that's fallen out of who knows
20:40.12OluapPlayer_Sohet magitech would make sense
20:40.23OluapPlayer_Sohet being the desert precursors
20:40.56NeonPandaso yeah, this piece of magitech falls on the tribe that's already somewhat mutated into sand people, not!Vetruvians are born
20:41.32NeonPandamost of them have relatively weak abilities, basically just being able to maintain or bolster what the more potent casters can conjure
20:41.49OluapPlayer_It'd make more sense if they unearthed it rather than it falls on their heads
20:42.03NeonPandaas in, it's the mid-tier ones that actually conjure the sand golems, the scrubs are just able to sustain them
20:42.37NeonPandamostly just saying the fall on part as a way of explaining them being vitrified, aka burned into glass
20:42.45OluapPlayer_Are these humans going to be the same kind as the others in the continent? Like, same species of human
20:43.05HachimanSounds like they'll be a derivative
20:43.20NeonPandaby the end of it they'll be something different
20:43.33NeonPandamore construct than human
20:43.39HachimanAs in, they used to be normal humans, but are so magically-infused they aren't really humans anymore after generations of mutation and the magitech thing and whatnot
20:43.52XhoHachiman: Gimme a human name
20:43.54OluapPlayer_Yeah but do they come from the same kind of humans as Mannazians etc
20:43.55Xhofor Fantasyverse
20:44.10OluapPlayer_Bob Steveforge
20:44.18NeonPandaI imagine so
20:44.21Xhowaow
20:44.26HachimanIf they're desert dwellers, likely either some relative of pre-Mannazians or pre-Alhassans
20:44.31HachimanXho: What kinda name
20:44.37XhoAny man name
20:44.44Hachimanyeh but wat ethnic group
20:44.50Xhoany dam u
20:45.50NeonPandaI'd say more Alhassan than Mannazian
20:46.05HachimanKai Sagesworn
20:46.09OluapPlayer_Alhassans are desert humans so it'd make sense
20:46.21OluapPlayer_You may want to have a word with Imp since they belong to him
20:46.43HachimanJust say they're distant relatives from before Alhassal was a thing
20:46.49HachimanA distantly-related tribe or something
20:46.55HachimanOr tribal derivative
20:47.43OluapPlayer_Still good at least leave him informed, cus u dont mention fiction without author's input
20:47.52OluapPlayer_Plus it could help connect Panda's people to the rest of the setting
20:47.52NeonPandawell yeah I'd run it past him anyway
20:48.37NeonPandahmm... to take Craft Alchemy or not to take Craft Alchemy
20:49.24NeonPandacould also take Craft Traps
20:50.00Hachimanheh, traps
20:50.12NeonPandaI've got the spare skill rank so it's not even that big a deal
20:53.03NeonPandait'd be kinda fun to take both now that I think of it
20:53.36NeonPandaright now I'm using my favoured class bonus to add +1HP per level to my animal companion, could pop it over to skills
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20:56.51dino82_hi
20:57.11NeonPandahi
20:57.12OluapPlayer_Hi
20:57.14TreebeardHello
20:57.22dino82_everyone ejoying warm weather as wlell?
20:57.40NeonPandait's getting on towards winter for me so the weather is slightly less warm than usual :P
20:58.33OluapPlayer_It's autumn and it's way warmer than it should be
21:00.51dino82_Oh winter at your place!
21:11.42NeonPandahm, Sacred Touch would be a fairly handy trait- automatically stabilise a dying creature with a touch
21:11.54OluapPlayer_kinky
21:12.34dino82_nice emoticons for the Discord!
21:12.56OluapPlayer_We have a Mortikran
21:13.36NeonPandaI'm just going to take Craft Traps, Craft Alchemy is a bit much
21:14.08dino82_hehehe he would feel at home at the NFSC channel
21:18.21NeonPandaHarvester is another potential trait option, no risk when harvesting or applying poisons from an animal
21:19.51HachimanNeonPanda: A member of my other group is running the Reign of Winter, so time to bring out Khara again
21:20.04NeonPandaoh boy
21:20.16HachimanI rolled fairly okay stats too
21:20.17NeonPandagotta find yourself another goblin boyfriend
21:20.28Hachiman18, 16, 16, 14, 11, 9
21:20.41NeonPandaI'd call that better than fairly ok
21:23.38NeonPandaHachiman: while I considered Sacred Touch, it does sound too much like planning to lose, so I'm thinking Reactionary and Harvester for my traits
21:24.01HachimanSure
21:24.18Xhohttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Creature:U%27thaam more balrogs m8
21:24.51NeonPandaOluapPlayer_: Harvester gives me a +1 to Profession: Trapper and lets me safely gather and use any poisons gained from animals,
21:24.58NeonPandacould I change that to +1 to Craft Traps instead?
21:25.07OluapPlayer_Eh, sure
21:28.06NeonPandaso I still have 1.3k gold left
21:28.23OluapPlayer_much moneys
21:29.03dino82_@Xho: Balrogs!!!!!! You Shall not pass!
21:30.33NeonPanda*eyes widen*
21:30.56NeonPandaaxe-beak young cost 1500gp
21:31.43NeonPandadrop two +1's off my composite longbow and I can afford an axe-beak egg
21:32.04NeonPandabetter, a jouvenile axe-beak, cos the egg is only 1000
21:32.30OluapPlayer_So that's an actual creature in the game
21:32.34NeonPandayeah
21:32.47NeonPandahttp://paizo.com/pathfinderRPG/prd/bestiary3/axeBeak.html behold
21:33.18OluapPlayer_>If successful, it may also attempt to trip its opponent as a free action without provoking an attack of opportunity.
21:33.21OluapPlayer_So that's why you want it
21:33.49NeonPandaI mean there's that
21:33.56NeonPandabtu there's also the fact that it's an emu on crack
21:34.54OluapPlayer_honk
21:35.19NeonPandaalso mine won't get that ability until I hit 7th level
21:37.41HachimanEmus on crack; so that's how they won the war
21:38.07NeonPandabasically
21:39.06NeonPandagod it's so tempting
21:40.31OluapPlayer_If you're disarmed, you can use the axebeak as a makeshift axe
21:40.53OluapPlayer_Apply monster emu to face
21:43.26NeonPandaHachiman: what do you think? Axe-beak or no axe-beak?
21:43.35HachimanHm
21:43.39HachimanI'd say go for it
21:43.45HachimanBut it's not sleeping in or on my bed
21:52.01NeonPandaso basically I have a combat trained axe-beak that just has to finish growing up to combat-ready
21:53.09NeonPandaand once I hit level 7 it becomes technically intelligent (INT 3) and can take any skill or feat it's physically capable of using
21:53.11NeonPandaI approve of this
21:53.20OluapPlayer_Axebeak - bok?
21:54.30NeonPandahttps://www.myth-weavers.com/sheet.html#id=1178055 pretty sure I have other stuff to do, however right now there's a bacon and egg sandwich with my name on it
21:54.51NeonPandaHP needs the CON modifier added now that I think of it
21:55.51OluapPlayer_>-1 CHA          >hot elf wife
21:55.54OluapPlayer_perhaps i still have a chance
21:56.17NeonPandathe physical stats tho
21:56.36OluapPlayer_STRONK human
21:56.46OluapPlayer_>+8 to hit
21:56.47NeonPandaalso Cezar is of course just gruff and standoffish on the outside, once you get past that he's perfectly fine
21:56.47OluapPlayer_ayy tho
21:56.57Hachimanbruh
21:57.01NeonPandagon be +6 when I'm TWF
21:57.11NeonPandabut that's when I'm shield bouncing people the fuck outta here
21:57.23OluapPlayer_Good stuff though
21:57.59NeonPandagotta be honest, the one thing I'm really looking forward to is shield bashing some poor sod into a tree so that they slam into the tree and fall down, so I can then stab them
21:59.07NeonPandaI can also employ Sparta tactics and knock people off cliffs, e.t.c
21:59.17OluapPlayer_Boggart bashing is go
22:00.38NeonPandaaight, bbl
22:00.49NeonPandabeep me in skype or something if there's urgent things to be fixed
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23:30.21NeonPandahi all
23:30.26NeonPandaAmerican-style mustard was a mistake
23:30.30NeonPandacouldn't taste the bacon
23:31.24TybusenYeah, gotta be careful with mustard, it's quite powerful
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