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00:31.11Wormy_I just love these glitches http://imgur.com/gallery/LP61Fzz
00:43.22DrodoEmpireolololol
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11:45.18NeonPandahi all
11:46.16Liquid_InkYo
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16:26.07WormydroidGot 90% for my review on Swarm intelligence.
16:28.59WormydroidI definitely prefer to the academic stuff to actually coding things
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17:00.26WormydroidHi
17:05.35GhelaeHi
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17:21.34WormydroidThe Sun is tried and conbicted of illegal voting fraud in Belgium ☀ ❎ https://motherboard.vice.com/en_us/article/space-weather-cosmic-rays-voting-aaas
17:23.47WormydroidWe should report the Sun for fraud from the Solar system!
17:23.53WormydroidDeport
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17:31.55Wormydroidhttp://theweek.com/speedreads/681860/there-going-witch-spell-vs-christian-prayer-showdown-over-trumps-mortal-fate
17:32.33Wormydroidhttps://broadly.vice.com/en_us/article/anti-trump-witches-and-4chan-magicians-are-battling-over-the-future-of-america
17:34.22WormydroidMagical influence on politics should be banned in the constitution.  There should be a seperation of magical mystery institutions and state.
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17:34.31HachimanHi
17:34.47WormydroidMagical influence on politics should be banned in the constitution.  There should be a seperation of magical mystery institutions an
17:35.00WormydroidAnd state
17:35.05WormydroidOhi
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17:36.40WormydroidHi
17:36.49XhoHi
17:36.56XhoYou know I misread that as morning
17:36.59XhoI need to sleep
17:38.05WormydroidI was just pointing out that magic is not a legitimate system of government
17:39.11XhoLonginus - that's where you're wrong kiddo
17:39.50Wormydroidhttps://broadly.vice.com/en_us/article/anti-trump-witches-and-4chan-magicians-are-battling-over-the-future-of-america
17:41.33Ghelae"Donald Trump is the new Slender Man."
17:42.09GhelaeThat's not a comparison that would have ever occured to me.
17:42.10Xhosaid no one eer
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17:44.54XhoHachiman: "The Westholds don't need help - especially not from the likes of you Khargrim scum."          Xacutus - THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE WRONG KIDDO
17:45.30Hachimankek
17:46.02HachimanAnd goddamn, I can never escape this 'meme magic' crap
17:46.44Wormydroid_"The Sons of Kek" O_o
17:47.08HachimanBut yes, magic influence in politics should be strictly prohibited
17:47.23XhoGood story tho
17:47.28XhoNeeds more hawt gnolls
17:47.52Wormydroid_The institutions should be seperate like church and state
17:48.10Hachiman>hawt gnolls
17:48.16HachimanS
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17:48.19HachimanFuck
17:48.25XhoHi dino
17:48.26HachimanWhat'd you mean by hot gnolls hur
17:48.29HachimanHi Dino
17:48.33Wormydroid_Hi
17:48.34GhelaeHello.
17:48.45XhoYou know the gnoll clan-leader lady
17:48.56Xhohawt gnolls
17:49.00Hachimanwat ur sayin is u want syl-rheah to giv u da pseudo-dong
17:49.09Xhoyeh bwoi
17:49.13Hachimankek
17:49.49XhoI was thinking of bringing Balrogs into the Fantasyverse
17:49.54XhoPossibly as Shadowrealmer demons
17:50.09HachimanEh, we already have Xacutus as are resident giant fire demon
17:50.35XhoWell Balrogs are more darkness than fire
17:50.42HachimanI mean, that's debatable hur
17:50.53Wormydroid_The Sun should also be deported for voting fraud https://motherboard.vice.com/en_us/article/space-weather-cosmic-rays-voting-aaas
17:50.57HachimanBut yeah, Balrogs could be a fun idea
17:51.27Hachiman>inb4 Talgrim dwarves dig too deep and accidentally wake up Durin's Bane
17:51.52Xholel                ain't passin shit bwoi
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17:52.09GhelaeWormydroid_: How do you pass a law to seperate magic and state when the witches can just curse you if you try?
17:52.18HachimanOhai
17:52.19GhelaeHello.
17:52.23Xhoafternoon
17:52.27OluapWorkerballs and bollocks
17:52.32XhoOluapWorker: O SHIT BOI U B WORKIN
17:52.40Hachimandicke and also balls
17:52.50OluapWorkerUnfortunately
17:53.00XhoIs this with your mother or at another compay
17:53.08Xhocompany even
17:53.08OluapWorkerGot dragged to mom's office to do some boring stuff she can't do herself
17:53.09Wormydroid_Ghelae the old method of throwing witches off a bridge
17:53.22HachimanXho read the most recent Plagued Land chapter, by the way; described Syl-Rheah as a 'hot gnoll' so cue pseudo-dong jokes
17:53.43Xhohot dog
17:53.47Xhobuns and sausage m8
17:55.08Xhoor not
17:55.12HachimanAnd on this day, we found out Xho was into transsexuals / futa
17:55.34OluapWorkernah hyenas are just gross
17:55.40Xho2017 is a year of many revelations
17:55.55XhoI should do some fiction
17:56.05XhoI could make Ja-shonar or do the Talgrim Dwarf page
17:58.05HachimanEither is good
17:58.09HachimanPages in general are gud
17:58.19OluapWorkersays the one who never makes pages
17:58.22OluapWorkerterrible person
17:58.26Hachiman;-;
17:58.27Xho10/10 savage
17:58.36Xhoor should i say 10/10 sauvage baguette man
17:58.37HachimanSaying that, I'm curious as to how Xho is gonna handle a qt cat boi
17:58.41dino82_Hi :D
17:58.51dino82_Sorry for late replay, was wathcing shark and killer whale attacks
17:58.52XhoAn Eza'naerani isn't exactly a qt cat boi
17:58.54dino82_am bshunned :D
17:58.57dino82_Howz all doing?
17:59.09XhoStressed and I wish I wasn't
17:59.12HachimanI'm doing fine Dino, you?
17:59.13OluapWorkery u watch marine animal attacks
17:59.26HachimanIt's his fetish, clearly
17:59.39OluapWorkernasty
17:59.56Xhodino is into shark porn
17:59.59Xhoconfirmed
18:00.02Xhohashtag 2017
18:00.13XhoBut no Eza'naerani aren't really qt cat bois
18:00.34XhoMost mature Eza'naerai are not too dissimilar from lions
18:00.42XhoEza'naerani even
18:00.53HachimanSimba Eza
18:01.05XhoEza is their language for 'lion'
18:01.07XhoSo Lion Lion
18:03.37dino82_@xho: Oh how zo?
18:03.46XhoWork
18:03.48dino82_@Hachi: Am fine as well, finally weekend so thats always good right? :D
18:03.49XhoJust work
18:04.06dino82_ah work, no weekend yet for Xho -_-
18:04.19XhoOluapWorker: I forget but what is SoM's controls like
18:04.26XhoMight be easier to use a controller
18:04.37OluapWorkerI played all of it on keyboard and mouse
18:05.40OluapWorkerFrom what I can tell you didn't play too much so you could just start over and learn the controls from the start
18:06.44XhoProbably a good idea
18:06.57XhoI might go play it now because I'm too tired to sit down and edit stuff
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18:35.45Wormy_Captcha is becoming really annoying today
18:36.13Wormy_The ones where you have to click new images
18:43.49Wormy_Hello Games add ground vehicles, base sharing (think Sporepedia), racing paths, visual filters https://www.engadget.com/2017/03/08/no-mans-sky-path-finder-update/
18:44.12HachimanBut no multiplayer
18:44.49Wormy_Not yet at least
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18:47.15Wormy_I wish the procedural content had more meaningful context.  You know, simulated ecosystems as described on one or more occasions, natural events, landscapes that provide more challenge, plants and animals that fit the environment
18:48.19Wormy_If I go to a lower gravity planet the game should feel more bouncy, and creatures could be taller,  That kinda thing is what I wanted out of NMS the most
18:52.37Wormy_At least ships come in speccialised categories now
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18:53.40Monethi
18:53.45Wormy_hi
18:56.08dino82_hi
18:56.52Wormy_gah slow internet tonight
18:58.06OluapWorkerHello
19:01.35Wormy_http://imgur.com/gallery/DmULo
19:06.54MonetDoggies love comfort too.
19:10.19MonetI'm only slightly annoyed that so far I see no space dragons in Mass Effect: Andromeda.
19:11.53Wormy_http://i.imgur.com/qgegBAF.png
19:19.22OluapWorker3D printed pizzas when
19:21.42HachimanMonet: You do get Shrek though
19:22.12MonetHachiman: I guess.
19:22.37HachimanYou also get stupid face Tumblrette not!FemSheo
19:22.43Hachiman*not!FemShep
19:22.47Wormy_What's the Zelda gameply like?  Looks like it has quite a manipulatable environment
19:23.04MonetALso I came across a line that lists recent Gathering Storm events and bloody hell.
19:23.04HachimanWormy_: Apparently it's pretty good, makes me kinda wanna grab a Switch
19:23.07OluapWorkerI don't think anyone here has played it
19:23.24MonetGW has gone from "terrified of advancing the plot to" "let's just throw everything out the window"
19:23.25OluapWorkerActually no, Tek may have
19:23.38HachimanMonet: You got that from Arch hur
19:23.57MonetQuora actually.
19:24.00HachimanAh
19:24.09Wormy_Watching a video of it, makes me want to play it even though I haven't touched Nintendo since the Gameboy Color was new
19:24.19MonetThough the "GW has" line I got the first half from Arch the second half is my own
19:24.59HachimanApparently people are saying BotW's gameplay borrows some elements from Dark Souls - which is funny because people also say Dark Souls borrowed elements from Zelda hur
19:25.11MonetThe list I've got: Cadia gone (knew that), -3 craftworlds, Demons on commagragh, Nids on Terra and Fenris has come back only to get spanked.
19:25.52MonetOh wait brain fart
19:25.53OluapWorker>nids on Terra
19:25.56OluapWorkernani
19:25.58HachimanMonet: I still can't get over that one video where he talks about the Gnoblars from Warhammer Fantasy and starts referring to the Ogres' pet Gnoblars as "house niggers"
19:26.00MonetFenris is getting flattened
19:26.26MonetOluapWorker: Nids on terra = very veryveryveryveryveryveryveryveryveryveryveryveryveryveryvery bad
19:26.32OluapWorkerThere are Tyranids on Terra?
19:26.45OluapWorkerHow'd they get there so quickly?
19:26.50HachimanGenestealers, iirc
19:27.02OluapWorkerJEANSTEALERS
19:27.02HachimanA large Genestealer cult
19:27.24OluapWorker>Orks and Nids got to Terra before Chaos
19:27.30OluapWorkerembarrassing
19:27.31HachimanWell no
19:27.36HachimanChaos got there first during the Heresy
19:27.39MonetAbbadon is that crap a leader.
19:27.49OluapWorkerI mean post-heresy
19:27.50HachimanAnd during the time the Emperor first created the Primarchs
19:27.58MonetHe got beatn to Terra by an army of Chavs and a horde of bugs.
19:28.29HachimanSo, what's the sitch with Ghazghkull?
19:28.41XhoOluapWorker: Took me a few tries but I brought down Tugog the Guardian and it was very satisfying
19:28.54OluapWorkerIsn't he at the Ork Empire of Octavius wrestling with the Swarmlord?
19:29.00OluapWorkerXho: gud job
19:29.11Xholiterally tank
19:29.47HachimanI'd have thought he would have been done fighting Tyranids at Octavius by now
19:29.59OluapWorkerMaybe they didn't progress that yet
19:30.20HachimanOh and there's a new Eldar bitch on the block who is just resurrecting people willy-nilly
19:30.31HachimanI don't like her, she's a Mary Sue
19:31.15HachimanThe Ultramarines just LET A XENOS WITCH walk on Ultramar, enter the chambers of their Primarch, and perform her sorcery to undo the damage that was dealt to him by the Dark Eldar and effectively restore him to life
19:31.19OluapWorkerDon't let Panda hear you or he might throw himself at you
19:31.43OluapWorker[australian man attempts to walk to the craftworld]
19:31.46MonetSo that's how Gullima nwoke up
19:32.17MonetI know it's impossible but I'm imagining the amount of fail Abbadon is suffering right now is enough to ressurect Horus as a Chaos God who will batch-slap Abbadon so hard the spank can be heard in the Tau Empire.
19:32.20HachimanAlso, Yriel eventually did die due to that sacred Eldar weapon thing during a battle against Tyranids, but how convenient that Yvraine found him and resurrected him
19:32.55OluapWorkerChaos God of Teenager Tantrum-Throwing
19:33.07OluapWorkerkhorne has competition
19:33.44MonetI've followed Arch's Fall of Cadia videos
19:34.27HachimanOne stupid thing is that Ahriman is trying to subdue Yvraine so she can resurrect the Thousand Sons back to life - even though the Thousand Sons died as loyalists to the Emperor in life
19:34.38HachimanSo, when she resurrects them, what the fuck does he expect to happen
19:34.58OluapWorkerall according to plan shush
19:35.09Hachimannon tzeentch is fucking retarded god
19:35.21MonetMagnus will save the day with his great nipple-horns.
19:35.33OluapWorkerkek
19:35.37Hachimanhur
19:36.11HachimanMonet: Did you say Leman Russ came back?
19:36.35OluapWorkerAnother Primarch came back?
19:36.38MonetHachiman: I confused Leman with Fenris.
19:36.42HachimanAh
19:37.41MonetLeman probably should -really- come back now that his entire chapter is being overcome by the furry.
19:38.03HachimanI don't like how quickly GW is rushing their plots - the fall of the Craftworlds at least deserved books of their own, as does what is currently happening in Commorragh
19:38.25HachimanThat is, Khaine's Gate finally breaking
19:39.06HachimanAnd Lilith Hesperax and Asdrubal Vect fighting one another for control
19:39.25HachimanOh wait, not Hesperaz
19:39.28HachimanHesperax*
19:39.45HachimanMalys, I meanrt
19:39.47Hachimanmeant*
19:40.13MonetWell if Gulliman does come back that would surely mean a complete reformation of the Space Marines
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19:41.17MonetAfter of course the 2 months he spends facepalming at the volume of sheer wat-the-fak the last 10,000 years has produced.
19:41.37ImperiosHi veryone
19:41.44Imperios*everyone
19:42.03Monethi
19:42.15HachimanHi
19:42.36HachimanWe were just talking about recent GW developments
19:42.44HachimanAnd how this new Yvraine character fucking sucks
19:43.19HachimanAnd how the fall of three Craftworlds and Cadia deserve their own book series rather than just brief summaries and overviews as GW has been doing
19:43.31Wormy_Hachi: My Games lecturer mistakenly called Link "Zelda"
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19:43.55Wormy_Even I know that
19:44.11HachimanHi Tree
19:44.16HachimanWormy_ Fucking hell
19:44.52HachimanSaying that, I'd like a game where Zelda decides to be the heroine for a change - she has access to magic and is supposed to be a capable warrior if her alter ego is anything to go by
19:44.53Monet"but it's called legend of Zelda"
19:46.28ImperiosWait wait what is going on
19:46.40ImperiosWhat happened?
19:47.05MonetImperios: I'm about as clueless as you
19:47.06Wormy_A Nintendo has finally caught me under its spell
19:47.13ImperiosI mean in Warhammer
19:47.25MonetThat's what I mean
19:47.49Wormy_Hachi:  I don't want to go all SJW but the portrayel of Zelda in the trailer is a helpless
19:47.59Wormy_*is a bit helpless
19:48.08HachimanThree Craftworlds fell, Khaine's Gate broke, new Eldar character was introduced who is a Mary Sue, Yriel died fighting Tyranids but was brought back by aforementioned character, the Ultramarines also let this new character - AN XENOS WITCH - walk on Ultramar and into the halls of their Primarch so she could resurrect him
19:48.11Wormy_"You must rescue my daughter" etc
19:48.13MonetI take time away from being informed for a month and when I look back there's a Genestealer cult on Terra, COmmagrah is under siege by demons and the Eldar are three less Craftworlds.
19:49.00Wormy_Its done to death.  I like the portrayel of women in Vikings, like Lagartha
19:49.02HachimanWormy_ Eh, it's nothing new in the Zeldaverse, although there was one Zelda incarnation who was a badass as she was trained by her ninja bodyguards
19:49.10MonetHachiman: I can't remember haven't the Smurfs had dealings with the Eldar in the past?
19:49.13Wormy_cool
19:50.44MonetArch has proposed that *at a stretch* the Eldar could be considered somewhat human.
19:50.53MonetThe Eldar might take offense to that I imagine.
19:50.57HachimanZelda is actually a badass, it's not like she cannot defend herself totally
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19:51.10HachimanNeonPanda: ur eldar waifu is a shit mary sue
19:51.10NeonPandawelp, I'm back into the swing of Rimworld
19:51.50MonetThe Eldar lack human heritage but they're humanlike, bit tall, very pretty and as humble as your average Hive Noble.
19:51.55NeonPandawell Lady Malys is a bit of a mary sue, but so are most major characters in the 40k universe period
19:52.03HachimanI meant Yvraine
19:52.09HachimanShe's WELL into Sue territory
19:52.22NeonPandaagain, so are most 40k characters :P
19:52.46NeonPandathe least sue (or in this case stu) being CIAPHAS CAIN, HERO OF THE IMPERIUM
19:54.08NeonPandaalthough you do have to admit, a LOT of her success comes down to the fact that there's a lot of other Eldar who want her to succeed
19:54.21HachimanAnd shit writers at GW
19:54.36NeonPandaI didn't find the story bad at all, tbh
19:54.41HachimanLETTING A XENOS WITCH WALK ON ULTRAMAR WITHOUT RESISTANCE, INTO THE HALLS OF GUILLIMAN SO SHE CAN USE HER FUCKING XENOS MAGIC
19:54.55HachimanOh and resurrecting Yriel
19:54.58HachimanThat was dumb
19:55.23NeonPandamade perfect sense to me, the Spear of Twilight made perfect sense being a cronesword
19:56.33MonetThe Smurfs may have sticks of adamantium up their butts, but it could have been a Chaos Sorceror offering to ressurect the Primarch
19:56.45HachimanWormy_ She can wield a bow, a sword, has access to divine magic, and with possessing the Triforce of Wisdom, has access to keen insight; I think she's also fond of exploration of ancient ruins in BotW so she's at least somewhat independent
19:56.49NeonPandaas to Yvraine getting to Ultramar, third book ain't quite out yet, so the exact circumstances aren't known
19:56.52MonetXenos magic >>> Chaos sorcery
19:57.04HachimanMonet: Again, why would humans know any different
19:57.19NeonPandabut when you've got Saint Celestine saying "yo, these guys are legit" the average Imperial sits up and listens
19:57.33MonetAgreed
19:57.35Wormy_Hachi:  That's good, I wonder if in the story she takes some active role / heroism in it
19:57.44HachimanTo humans, all magic is indistinguishable to humans - it's all spooky bullshit so why should the Ultramarines think any different
19:57.55Hachiman"Oh at least INHUMAN MAGIC is better than INHUMAN MAGIC"
19:58.27MonetBecause the Ultramarines are not as stupid as your average Imperial citizen.
19:58.35NeonPandaYou do realise the Ultramarines are one of the few chapters that are actually on ok terms with the Eldar right?
19:58.51MonetNeonPanda: I was actually wondering if that had been the case
19:59.07HachimanYeah, but letting a character that both Dark and Craftworld Eldar are suspicious of just waltz onto Ultramar and cast spells on Guilliman is stretching that
19:59.15MonetI've heard that in times past, some chapters have made deals with the Eldar and gottem away with it.
19:59.32HachimanWormy_: She's one of Link's companions in BotW iirc, working to try and save Hyrule at his side
19:59.47NeonPandathird book ain't out, given the names involved in that how much of a waltz it is is up to contention
20:00.52MonetAll we know is -somehow- she gets to Macragge, and being that deep into Astartes territory I somewhat doubt she'd just walk though the Ultramarines fortress-monastery.
20:01.33NeonPandawell she gets to Macragge because there's a webway gate on that exact planet, which is what she was doing at the end of book 2
20:02.03MonetShe's either be using her magic to ease her route up to the monastery (bad idea even if she is approaching Sue levels) or she's being escorted.
20:02.39NeonPandaescorted by Saint Celestine, Inquisitor Greyfax and Belisarius Caul, to be precise, not to mention the survivors of the battle of Cadia.
20:03.01MonetThat's quite an entourage
20:03.25NeonPandaalso they have a Heresy-era transport with them that supposedly contains a relic of the Primarch, although exactly what it is Caul won't say
20:03.56MonetI guess the simple answer could be if an inquisitor and a fucking saint say "this girl's alright" anyone who says otherwise is an idiot.
20:05.59MonetAny anyone who goes "screw that" and acts like neither of them are there is also an idiot.
20:06.00NeonPandawhat's going to be entertaining though is Roboute's response on seeing what the Imperium has become in his absence
20:06.22MonetNeonPanda: I predict two months of constant facepalms.
20:06.58HachimanSomething in me says that GW's writers aren't going to take that into consideration
20:07.04MonetGulliman's face spends two full months just buried inside his hand.
20:07.57NeonPandaHachiman: They are. One of the things known about book 3 is Roboute is NOT happy.
20:08.35MonetGulliman - My father's empire is run by morons!
20:08.58NeonPandahe's quoted as saying "It would have been better to burn in Horus' ambition than to live to see this."
20:09.28Monet"not happy" is an understatement then.
20:10.09HachimanDamn, that's a fairly harsh statement
20:11.24NeonPandanot surprising given that the Imperium is basically the opposite of what the Emperor wanted
20:11.38NeonPandaand the Ultramarines went derp while he was asleep
20:11.59HachimanAye
20:12.19Hachiman>Even Guilliman hates the Ultramarines
20:12.20Monet"Why is my magnum opus treatise on warfare a holy book now?"
20:13.39NeonPanda"More importantly, why are there holy books in what's supposed to be a secular society?"
20:15.48Wormy_http://imgur.com/gallery/xeBzm
20:17.27MonetLet me dig something out I think I once wrote some speculation on Gulliman' return
20:21.05MonetHm seems to be gone, one of my predictions is after Gulliman spends two months going "the fuck is wrong with you" he reforms the Legions and launches a second Great Crusade
20:22.10HachimanHeh
20:22.23HachimanSecond Great Crusade with but one Primarch
20:22.30HachimanThen again it's Ultramarines so sure
20:22.59MonetWhatever he does it's bound to dwarf the Macharian Crusades, surely.
20:28.55NeonPandatbf, the Ultramarines' successor chapters account for half the active space marines in service
20:29.11NeonPandamost of whom are utterly loyal to Calgar, let alone Guilliman himself
20:29.57NeonPandaand the Black Templars would be like "mate, the Great Crusade never ended"
20:30.06Hachimanhur
20:31.14MonetTime to fire up that bright blue steamroller.
20:35.52MonetHonestly the Marines' zeal for humanity and loyalty to the Emperor is probably one of a few factors that prevent them from just breaking away and declaring a true imperium or something
20:36.26MonetUltramar is prooobably one of the most stable regions in the galaxy.
21:12.08DrodoAwaytest
21:12.41DrodoEmpireiyy limuoi
21:20.57XhoHm what to do
21:21.43DrodoEmpirefiktun
21:21.45DrodoEmpire<.<
21:22.52Xhodoi
21:22.58XhoHm might as well
21:23.05XhoShould probably make Ja-shonar or something
21:25.49XhoMonet: http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/172665724254339072/BF37F824C9C44F6CD2B49EEA5DE503CDC9A3F8A1/
21:26.52MonetIt almost looks like he's phasing though a wall
21:27.09MonetDat sum good assassin skills if he wasn't missing his body.
21:28.06XhoHe was hunting me as well
21:28.21XhoHe killed me once because I was trying to kill a Power 12 captain
21:28.26XhoSo he kind of stole the kill
21:28.37XhoAnd then he found me again after I completed a quest and he got his ass handed to him
21:33.48Monet10/10 Altair would be proud.
21:38.51MonetOn another note, I saw this in Italy https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t31.0-8/17191724_1356359257773353_5543527685301963748_o.jpg?oh=f83f3139a70f24574af3539f5bf9eb7a&oe=5970AF0C
21:40.23Xhowow
22:10.00NeonPandagotta be honest, I was kinda tempted to get Shadow of More-doors just for that system
22:11.14NeonPandaI'd play a whole game of being in a place so utterly fucked that I can't un-fuck it, but I can destabilise it just enough to get by through screwing with the bad guys' hierarchy
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22:28.51ImpyDroidHachiman: Sorry for not responding earlier, read your Steel thing
22:29.04ImpyDroidThat gnoll woman is surprisingly badass
22:32.19Xhohe ded boi
22:35.15ImpyDroidfug
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22:47.40XhoHi
22:49.01OluapPlayerhi
22:52.46XhoOluapPlayer: http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/172665724254339072/BF37F824C9C44F6CD2B49EEA5DE503CDC9A3F8A1/ heck
22:53.18OluapPlayerrip
22:54.08Xhohttp://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/172665724254602677/E8BA787F72D34BA24528AD99B08B7C4094ED6116/ Also this guy is a dick
22:54.51OluapPlayer>cannot be countered
22:54.52OluapPlayerayy tho
22:54.56XhoFunnily enough his name is Pug
22:55.06DrodoEmpireI've never eaten completely-plain oatmeal before, until now
22:55.10DrodoEmpireIt is edible depression
22:55.18Xholel
22:55.34OluapPlayerStill doesn't sound too hard
22:55.42OluapPlayerYou'll find true difficulty when you encounter Combat Masters
22:56.02XhoI basically need to find a Caragor to scare him shitless
22:57.20OluapPlayer>Monster Slayer     >is afraid of Caragors
22:57.22OluapPlayerdum orc
22:57.44DrodoEmpireEh, a bit of brown sugar fixed it
22:57.50DrodoEmpireNow its gud :>
22:58.12MonetXho: "Pug" or "Poog"?
22:58.18Monet(how its pronounced)
22:58.20XhoPoog
22:58.34OluapPlayerPoog the wat tho
22:58.59MonetI once got a "Duche"
22:59.12XhoI forget
22:59.14OluapPlayerDush is a pretty common uruk name
22:59.17XhoLemme have a look
23:00.26XhoPug Map Keeper
23:00.33MonetOkay so said Genestealer cult was just given a minor random detail.
23:00.48OluapPlayerHe's ugly but he knows his way around
23:00.57XhoThe hardest one I've come across is Tugog the Guardian
23:01.02XhoTook me three or four tries
23:01.06OluapPlayerNever seen that title before though
23:01.15Xhoinb4 Prak Jaws
23:01.53OluapPlayerYou can and might get a Prak Jaws at some point. Some captains like to ambush you while you're busy fighting someone else
23:02.03XhoYeah that was Golm the Assassin
23:02.09XhoI was fighting Pug and he came along
23:02.13Xhowrecked the shit out of me
23:02.24OluapPlayerPug & Golm's Amazing Murder
23:02.27XhoBut then he ambushed me again on a one-on-one and was destroyed
23:02.28DrodoEmpirehttp://i.imgur.com/BN7ZWBG.png
23:02.37XhoHence the flying head
23:03.27XhoPug is probably the toughest Captain on my list atm
23:03.30XhoHe has a Power of 13
23:04.06OluapPlayerYou should do the sword/bow/dagger sidequests when you can. Completing them increases your damage and makes you attack faster
23:04.14MonetSo it's just a minor detail that the Tyranids have been inserting themselves into the not only the administrative heart of the -entire Imperium- but are also n the doorstep the biggest psychic fucking beacon in the galaxy.
23:04.37XhoI did one of the bow quests recently
23:04.42OluapPlayerIt's the thing attracting them to the galaxy in the first place so it makes sense
23:04.54XhoThe one with the headshots on 10 uruks
23:05.39MonetA genestealer cult with influence within the Adeptus Terra is potentially game over for mankind though.
23:05.47OluapPlayerdats gud
23:06.15OluapPlayergotta get dinner
23:06.40MonetAt the worst, we get a second Goge Vandire.
23:23.13MonetOh-kay listening to Arch's review, Yvraine's Sueness is kinda justified when she's the host of the Eldar god of Death.
23:23.48MonetEmphasis on kinda - for me the jury's still out as all I'm getting is a summary.
23:27.08MonetShe's capable of bringing dead characters beck to life because one of the possible hopes of Ynnead's birth is the rebirth of the Eldar - the souls of many of which are either trapped in spirit stones or infinity circuits or with Slaanesh in a state of I'd-really-rather-not-know.
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23:35.58OluapPlayerWow I feel tired
23:36.04OluapPlayerBut it's way too early to go to bed
23:36.38MonetAlso hilarious that for all the magical Houdini-level bullshit Eldrad has pulled since the dawn of time, it's teleporting using a forbidden technique (granted that does kill a few ancient Eldar) that gets him stripped of everything.
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23:59.16Groxkiller98Hey.
23:59.26Groxkiller98https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/282338028943441938/289909739956207616/Suluan_Outpost.png - I've been working on my picture making.

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