IRC log for #sporewiki on 20170114

00:42.11Liquid_InkImperios:  Remember this? http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Missionistus_Ministry
00:42.21ImperiosOh yes
00:42.23ImperiosValader's Spode guy
00:42.27Imperioss
00:42.35ImperiosI remember they existed, can't remember what they actually did
00:42.45ImperiosThe Krassio fought them I believe
00:43.07Liquid_InkYeah, there was a war
00:43.17Liquid_Inkhttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Inquisition_War
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01:07.56Wormy_hi
01:08.47The_Randomnesswb
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02:04.56ImpyDroidcuck
02:05.14ImpyDroidDrodoEmpire: https://vk.com/photo-130368787_456239466
02:05.38DrodoEmpireayy
02:05.57DrodoEmpires t a y  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fwrz0-dnZIA  w o k e
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02:06.54DrodoEmpireRandomness wasn't woke enough to flex like David Icke
02:06.58DrodoEmpire<.<
02:40.27ImpyDroidDrodoEmpire: http://is.4chan.org/pol/1484356419956.jpg
02:40.43DrodoEmpireHAHAHAHAHAHA
02:40.47DrodoEmpireHOLY FUCK
02:40.52DrodoEmpireThat's awful XD
02:41.57DrodoEmpireI love /pol/, tis edgy as fuck
02:43.21ImpyDroid•/pol/ is hilarious
02:43.57ImpyDroidSometimes I browse through it and read their posts in a stereotypical German voice
02:44.49DrodoEmpireolol
02:50.58DrodoEmpireI think I'ma add more to 06/08/2814 tomorrow
02:51.13DrodoEmpireI sorta wanna get that one done so I can move on to the second bit of the whole Silvan fiasco
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05:29.41DrodoEmpirePlaying as the Aztecs in EUIV
05:29.52DrodoEmpireThe Portuguese have landed in the Yucatan
05:29.58DrodoEmpireMy body is ready for this
05:35.08Liquid_InkKiky
05:35.13Liquid_Ink*kinky
05:42.41DrodoEmpirehur
08:36.18Liquid_InkWell
08:36.29Liquid_InkPraise Chanserv
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10:17.55Liquid_InkHello
10:18.37dino82_hi
10:20.19dino82_howz all doing
10:20.26Liquid_InkPretty good
10:20.29Liquid_InkHow are you?
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10:26.27JepardiHi
10:27.02Liquid_InkHello
10:29.13GhelaeHello.
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10:41.42dino82_@Liquid: Great to hear! I am good as well, bit cold after bootcamp session but pleased!
10:41.45dino82_Any fiction updates?
10:41.49dino82_Hi Ghel and Jepardi!
10:41.52dino82_Oluap!
10:42.25dino82_anyone fan of reading comics of marvel/dc? Found a marvelous site to read them online
10:42.33Liquid_InkCool
10:42.55dino82_http://readcomics.tv/
10:53.35dino82_:D
10:53.49Liquid_InkNoice
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11:14.24dino82_hi
11:29.46ImpyDroidHi
11:29.51ImpyDroidLiquid_Ink: http://is2.4chan.org/pol/1484304935696.png
11:30.35Liquid_InkSomething like that
11:31.21Liquid_InkThough I'm not very big on the racial stereotype there
11:31.40Liquid_InkThe internet thing is true though
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11:42.48Wormy_hi
11:42.59GhelaeHello.
11:45.38GhelaeRadeon warrior being trained for war: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42bLSZnVf0g
11:47.50Wormy_Ah yes, firing lasers down neurons is the big thing in neurobiology right now
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12:06.04Groxkiller98Hey.
12:07.11dino82_HI
12:07.13Groxkiller98I'm working on something with Kaernk, anyone wanna see it?
12:07.55Groxkiller98http://piratepad.net/Mithadorn-Xilic
12:24.28Wormy_http://imgur.com/gallery/UCmfc
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12:29.29NeonPandahi all
12:30.50Liquid_InkHey
12:32.20Wormy_http://imgur.com/gallery/A9RS8
12:38.40Wormy_http://imgur.com/gallery/ebMvt#
12:38.45Wormy_http://imgur.com/gallery/ebMvt
12:41.04Groxkiller98Haha.
12:41.14Groxkiller98Too true.
12:41.50Groxkiller98Bloody yanks = Everyone ever
12:42.49Wormy_http://imgur.com/gallery/lhDEZ
12:44.12Groxkiller98http://piratepad.net/Mithadorn-Xilic - Opinions?
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13:02.06Monethiya
13:04.46OluapPlayerHi
13:20.29dino82_HI
13:27.28dino82_New Imperium Star destroyer, a five part creations: http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/File:Autokrator-ClassLarge.png
13:27.45dino82_1050 meters long with a heavy punch but with a limited amount of fighter sqaudrons
13:27.59dino82_build for patrol in deep spac,e as such has more accomodations for personnel than other warships
13:30.37OluapPlayerLooks pretty good dino
13:32.41dino82_Thanks :D
13:32.48dino82_Is a smaller star destroyer than the Imperator
13:33.02dino82_build for combat now that most of the Gigaquadrant stands against the might of the Empire
13:33.10dino82_(they need some support :P)
13:41.02Wormy_bbl
13:47.08MonetLooking nice.
13:48.14MonetAny specific features to the accommodations on board?
13:54.12dino82_More accomodations like a sportschool, larger quarters
13:54.13dino82_a bar!
13:55.24MonetHmm. larger quarters and a bar make sense. For activities that require a large floorspace perhaps crew could use empty sections of the cargohold?
13:58.27MonetWhen you have a warship, even if it's a deep space patrol ship, got to make best use of the space.
14:23.23dino82_@monet: Sounds like a possible solution!
14:23.57dino82_the ship will be part of this:http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Legatus_Finduilica by far not yet finished and over time things shall be revealed more over the sector. Lots of humanoids there
14:26.15Monet"As the Galactic Empire of Cyrannus arrived in the sector in 06 AQF, it swiftly overwhelmed the regional powers, amongst them the Kingdom of the Netherlands and turned the sector in a vassal state of the Cyrannian Empire." well that's depressing.
14:26.32MonetI was really looking forward to the rise of the Kingdom of the Netherlands
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14:30.19dino82_@monet: They are not gone :D
14:30.31dino82_the Empire will face struggle here as well
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14:31.23dino82_hi
14:31.42MonetSo is the Kingdom going to resist Imperial occupation or what?
14:32.17MonetOr will there be a popular resistance movement?
14:32.40dino82_For the moment a popular resistance movement
14:33.05dino82_though the Dutch Navy does still excist many of the officers are absorbed into the Imperial navy stationed there
14:33.31dino82_The Kingdom has a similair situation like the Rambo, they are simply a vassal state with quite a lot of autonomy
14:34.39dino82_and as long as the <spoiler> Imperials still have Garkarg, most of the sector doesn't dare to rise up after the example made
14:36.29MonetWell reading the Netherlands' page I wonder about the level of autonomy if most of the Royal Dutch Navy is part of the Imperial Navy and the kingdom itself has to export food to the point of famine outbreaks.
14:37.13dino82_well, that true as well, perhaps a little less than the Rambo enjoy :P
14:37.28MonetIt sounds like they're bleeding the kingdom dry.
14:38.18dino82_True
14:38.33dino82_The Empire is stocking up its food supplies now that he Gigaquadrant threatens them by war
14:38.50dino82_those in the protectorares/vassal states will have to bring that up
14:39.11dino82_and as deep space is far away and rather unknown
14:39.23dino82_they have a free game for the moment
14:47.38MonetSo it's being used as a secret food supply.
15:08.23DrodoEmpireI dunno, if the Dutch are good at anything its violently breaking away from large empires <.<
15:08.48DrodoEmpireSo hopefully they make it out of that war fine
15:09.09dino82_@Monet: Yup
15:09.20dino82_lol
15:09.39dino82_i find it nice to use a human faction, there are so many these days it is fun to see :d
15:09.43MonetI'd say the Empire is performing a classic colonialist strategy.
15:10.01DrodoEmpireActually that reminds me-- doesn't the Netherlands have a series of dams that they can blow up to basically turn the country into an island?
15:11.07DrodoEmpireI recall it started as a really extravagant project in the like the 1600s and is still active today
15:12.53DrodoEmpireYeah, the Dutch can just generally blow up their dams to cause floods and choke off areas as they please it seems
15:13.37MonetThat's crazy enough I could believe it.
15:14.29MonetThe fun thing about each European nation is while they're all pacifists now each nation has a legacy of being total badasses.
15:14.36MonetThat in a lot of cases still lingers
15:16.26dino82_@Drodo: They did that in past wars, we still have dams, though it would flood large parts of the country
15:17.39dino82_@Monet: Idd, European history is filled with tyranny, war, oppression, conquering etc
15:17.49dino82_@Drodo: I would have to swim then since I live under sea level :d
15:20.55DrodoEmpireRight >.<
15:21.21DrodoEmpireI suppose as a last-ditch measure it'd certainly be effective
15:22.23MonetBut out of the harsh past comes a resilient population.
15:23.28DrodoEmpire^
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15:45.08TreebeardHello
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15:46.32NeonPandahi all
15:48.36DrodoEmpireHi
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15:58.34dino82_hi
16:03.49NeonPandaOluapPlayer: have you done the Dark Souls 3 DLC?
16:03.59OluapPlayerYes
16:04.08OluapPlayerHonestly didn't really like it that much
16:07.29NeonPandafair enough, going into a co-op of it at some point
16:12.16NeonPandanot sure what kind of character I'm going to play though
16:14.41OluapPlayerIt's really short and most of the enemies were extremely annoying
16:15.04OluapPlayerIt didn't help that my mouse's middle button got bad, and I use that to lock on
16:15.09OluapPlayerGood luck fighting the boss like that
16:16.59NeonPandaI'm a two-hander pro so I can fight pretty comfortably without a lock on
16:27.17NeonPandaalso, any clue where Hachi's been? I know his internet has been on the blink but just wondering if he's been in touch
16:28.13OluapPlayerWe talked earlier but he's gone again
16:28.16OluapPlayerHasn't talked in 2 hours
16:28.55NeonPandafair enough
16:52.43NeonPandaso I just discovered that the Great Club, when infused with Sharp, has an A scaling in dexterity
16:52.48NeonPandaGreat Club Dexterity build HO!
16:53.26OluapPlayerdexterity club
16:53.28OluapPlayerfor what purpose
16:53.41NeonPandamindfuckery
17:00.09dino82_?
17:01.13NeonPandadino82_: normally the club weapons are strength-based, so you do more damage the higher your strength, but I've discovered you can make one of them get as much damage from dexterity instead, which I want to do because it messes with my sense of logic
17:01.31dino82_ah ok
17:03.52ImperiosOluapPlayer: Dexterity club
17:03.57ImperiosSo like Faceless Void?
17:04.15OluapPlayerWe're on about Dark Souls
17:04.17ImperiosNeonPanda: Like... hmm...
17:04.23ImperiosSmacking people precisely?
17:05.03OluapPlayerDexterity is the quick and nimble stat, Great Club is one of the slowest and most brutish strength weapons in the game
17:05.56ImperiosBrilliant
17:06.05Imperiosdino82_: http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Legatus_Finduilica
17:06.11Imperios>Rambo Emblem 2Rambo Nation - Ancient records indicate their excistence!
17:06.15ImperiosWhat are they on about
17:06.16Imperios?
17:06.48dino82_they had intergalactic relations before during th eGolden Age of RN
17:06.53dino82_before they lost their position
17:06.56dino82_there
17:07.13ImperiosBut now they're basically isolated and do not know much about the Gig
17:07.14ImperiosRight?
17:11.24dino82_yup
17:11.32dino82_the perfect way for the empire to exploit the area
17:11.40dino82_they are stocking up their food supplies by plundering the are
17:11.41dino82_a
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17:21.51DrodoEmpireHi
17:22.11XhoHi
17:24.13dino82_hi
17:25.34TreebeardHello
17:35.39XhoMonet: Do you know of any font design programs
18:30.13dino82_test
18:30.37NeonPandaUS Army recalls boots that leave swastika imprints- you could say the designer was actung up
18:30.48NeonPandathat pun caused me pain, so I share it with all of you
18:46.43OluapPlayernein nein nein
18:47.47MonetXho: I don't, sorry.
18:48.11XhoNeonPanda: Arboot macht frei
18:48.19XhoMonet: fair enough
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18:57.36HachimanHello
19:02.48Monethello
19:08.50HachimanHm, quiet tonight
19:10.43NeonPandaI'm watching a witcher 3 playthrough and contemplating reinstalling Dragon Age Origins
19:11.07HachimanImperios: oi cunt you there
19:11.17ImperiosYeah
19:11.53HachimanI had an idea for a Duskwoods character if you'd not mind me discussing it with you in PMs
19:12.55ImperiosAlright
19:13.03ImperiosXho Hachiman DrodoEmpire: http://img1.joyreactor.cc/pics/comment/anon-%D0%BF%D0%B5%D1%81%D0%BE%D1%87%D0%BD%D0%B8%D1%86%D0%B0-%D1%80%D0%B5%D0%BF%D1%82%D0%B8%D0%BB%D0%BE%D0%B8%D0%B4%D1%8B-%D0%96%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%BE%D1%80%D0%B5%D0%BF%D1%82%D0%B8%D0%BB%D0%BE%D0%B8%D0%B4%D1%8B-1572537.jpeg
19:13.07ImperiosOluapPlayer too
19:13.12Hachimanolol
19:13.16Xhoodeer
19:13.21OluapPlayersnek
19:13.26DrodoEmpirestay woke, my dudes
19:13.28DrodoEmpire<.<
19:14.54ImperiosDrodoEmpire: http://cstor.nn2.ru/forum/data/forum/images/2015-02/114170611-68ce5a82e32de5a5f79d963e5b524f55.jpg I bet they BOTH are behind this
19:15.35DrodoEmpireayy lmao
19:17.29ImperiosHachiman Monet: https://2ch.hk/fur/src/134256/14691844319400.png
19:18.12Hachiman404 hur
19:19.50MonetSpeaking of the Witcher I just met the one they call the Bloody Baron.
19:20.36MonetApart from being a little pissed a peasant tricked him he seems like a hearty man.
19:21.57ImperiosOluapPlayer Ghelae: https://2ch.hk/fur/src/134256/14709232285160.jpg Radeon life
19:22.10OluapPlayerNot found
19:24.10MonetAlso he seems t oreally love his wife and daughter.
19:24.30OluapPlayerYou never heard of the Bloody Baron before?
19:25.55MonetNot really. I'm guessing to those who annoy him he's a nightmare.
19:26.25OluapPlayerI'll just say the rabbit hole goes extremely deep when it comes to him
19:27.45MonetWell it's better than being stabbed by random bandits.
19:31.52MonetHis castle is probably the first civilised location I've visited since Vizima.
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19:36.24Dillonator407hello
19:38.14Monethi
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19:38.38Groxkiller98Hey.
19:39.00Groxkiller98Could someone do me a favour? I need a pic, and am not so sure as how to make it.
19:41.03Dillonator407hi
19:41.18Groxkiller98Hey.
19:43.05Dillonator407i doubt i can do anything to help in all honesty, but what kind of picture do you require?
19:43.28Groxkiller98I'm making another new planet. It's a Kamino-esq spaceport world.
19:44.21Dillonator407ah i see
19:44.28ImperiosHachiman: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ja3xI2Ec8IM&t=0s
19:44.42Dillonator407so covered in water with elevated city area or something like that?
19:44.47Hachimanolol
19:44.55Groxkiller98Yeah.
19:45.42Dillonator407and you're unable to get a picture of such a location?
19:46.39Groxkiller98Unable to make one that works.
19:48.03Dillonator407ah i see
19:48.28Dillonator407city construction like that can be difficult
19:49.38MonetOluapplayer: "You have to pay an entry fee to [horse]race. If you're skint, fuck off." - nice way to sign off a letter on a public board.
19:51.54HachimanYou'd think the Witcher's devs were British rather than Slavic looking at that
19:53.37ImperiosThe Witcher is a Polish series though
19:53.54MonetThe Polish sense of humour can be quite crude.
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19:54.41Dillonator407hi
19:54.44Charles_BotHey
19:54.51MonetHello
19:55.53Dillonator407btw did anyone else have any issues getting onto irc...either yesterday or way earlier today i suppose?
19:56.11MonetNope
19:57.37Dillonator407i guess it must've been a local problem then
19:57.45MonetHachiman: The Witcher series really enjoys showing off dirty peasants.
19:58.12Monet<PROTECTED>
19:58.28HachimanJesus
19:59.36MonetAlso if only I had an Oren for every peasant that either hocked their spit or sniffed rather audiably I'd be rich.
19:59.36NeonPandathat's just being true to life really
20:00.54dino82_HI
20:02.27Dillonator407hello
20:02.40MonetEven the Nilfgaardians were saying stuff like that
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20:17.50Dillonator407_Just changing devices
20:18.29XhoWhy is it whenever I play Skyrim a fucking dragon attacks Falkreath
20:18.49Dillonator407_I have no idea
20:20.13NeonPandabecause dragons can attack basically anywhere
20:21.56Dillonator407_Maybe they have a particular liking for attacking that area
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20:26.46dino82_HI
20:26.59Dillonator407Accidentally pressed a random button
20:27.00Dillonator407Hi
20:28.47OluapPlayerXho: https://fat.gfycat.com/NiceFreeAustralianshelduck.webm
20:30.19XhoThat's just sheer dumb luck right there
20:35.51ImperiosHachiman: What are the most common ships for Mei
20:37.55ImperiosMale ships to be precise
20:45.33HachimaneH?
20:45.35HachimanOh
20:45.37HachimanJunkrat
20:46.20dino82_the face of evil in the Legatus Finduilicus:http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/File:Schlimm_Eklig_StatthalterPhotoLarge.png
20:46.52Imperiosdino82_: WHEN CAPTAIN RAMBO NATION THROWS HIS MIGHTY SHIELD
20:47.00ImperiosALL THOSE WHO OPPOSE THE MIGHTY SHIELD MUST YIELD
20:47.20dino82_Lol :D
20:47.37dino82_he does look a bit in the reference you give :D
20:47.46ImperiosWait
20:47.46Dillonator407I have no idea who that guy is
20:47.48ImperiosStatthalter
20:48.03ImperiosFucking Dutch Red Skull
20:48.53HachimanOh he's Red Skull
20:48.55HachimanThat's genius
20:49.14ImperiosI'll call this guy "Weed Skull" from now on if you please
20:49.40Dillonator407I'll call him idk probably just the normal name
20:49.59dino82_Sure!
20:50.00dino82_Weed?
20:50.02HachimanHe must be physically fit, since he looks pretty
20:50.04HachimanSchlimm
20:50.22dino82_@Imp: Oh I get it:D
20:50.38dino82_Hmm, perhaps that could be tolerated in the sector :P
20:52.02Dillonator407What kind of sector is it?
20:54.16OluapPlayerImperios: If you're interested, the incomplete Doctrina section is finished now
20:54.17OluapPlayerXho too
20:54.28XhoO RLY
20:54.33XhoAlso, wtf is a gnolem
20:54.35Xhosrsly
20:54.56OluapPlayerhttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Creature%3ASouthwhistle_Gnome#Gnolem
20:55.15Dillonator407A hybrid of gnome and golem
20:55.16XhoOkay well that's scary to look at
20:55.22Dillonator407Wait hang on is that actually right
20:56.07Dillonator407That thing does look somehow disturbing
20:56.33XhoI mean midgets are creepy normally but then you have one made out of stone
20:57.07Dillonator407True
20:57.27Dillonator407Well it could be worse
20:59.22HachimanFunny cus I showed Pyrath being creeped out by them
20:59.27XhoOluapPlayer: obsidian demon - obsidian demon gon teach y'all the peckin order                           you                 then me
20:59.31HachimanMeanwhile everyone is just like "wtf is wrong with you dude"
20:59.40dino82_@Dilo: The Finduila sector, still currently under construction and not yet finalized
21:00.16Dillonator407I see
21:01.10Dillonator407I don't know any of the galaxies other than the Milky Way possibly very well
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21:02.18Dillonator407Hi
21:04.12dino82_hi
21:04.17The_RandomnessHello
21:22.17OluapPlayerImperios: I was reading the Outworld page again earlier and realized you made valkyrie things
21:22.36ImperiosYep
21:22.42OluapPlayerninjad me with valkyries you darn ruskie
21:24.26Dillonator407Is that fantasy verse stuff? Idk too much about such things yet
21:24.35OluapPlayerYes
21:25.05Dillonator407I honestly really should look more into it considering I'm making something there
21:26.12DrodoEmpiretest
21:26.36OluapPlayerPlaying WoW made me feel like making the Radiant Heaven more like the Halls of Valor because why would I not
21:26.47OluapPlayerI can't put valkyries there but at least I can put big burly warriors
21:27.01HachimanWhy not big burly women warriors
21:27.01Dillonator407Hey drodo
21:27.05Dillonator407I see
21:27.15OluapPlayerFair point
21:28.09HachimanMeanwhile I like to imagine that there are some skeletons roaming the Radiant Heaven who spend their days celebrating and singing and dancing and what, like Dia de Muertos skeletons
21:28.27OluapPlayerDay of the Dead happens in Koldenwelt
21:28.29Dillonator407Actually, what is the Radiant Heaven
21:28.36OluapPlayerAt the Mortium-themed Freeland city
21:28.48HachimanRadiant Heaven is the good part of the Underworld
21:29.02HachimanThe part where good-spirited and righteous souls go when they die in the living world
21:29.02Dillonator407Ah I see
21:29.10OluapPlayerhttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Captain%3AMortium/Underworld
21:29.33Dillonator407And do bad ones get some kind of terrible afterlife?
21:30.08Dillonator407I see
21:30.15Dillonator407Nice skeleton looking thing btw
21:30.37HachimanI wonder if something happens to the especially corrupt and evil souls that pass over into the Underworld
21:30.51HachimanBeing turned into a mindless skeleton drone seems like too light a punishment
21:31.04Dillonator407They get to drown in a river of fire for all eternity
21:31.12Hachimandat styx
21:31.13dino82_Skelteon looks great! Love the Spine!
21:31.18OluapPlayerThanks
21:31.20ImperiosDilionator407: It's more boring than evil
21:31.27Imperiosthan terrible even
21:31.33Dillonator407How do you make stuff like that seriously
21:31.34OluapPlayerAnd yes, the more evil ones are thrown into River Styx to be tortured by the souls in there
21:31.44Dillonator407Never underestimate the power of boredom
21:32.30Dillonator407I literally just realised "Styx" sounds like "sticks"
21:34.32Dillonator407I wonder if any fictional underworlds have any of the other rivers of Erebus
21:34.51HachimanEh, probably, although Styx is the most infamous one
21:35.12Dillonator407Yes it's the most known one
21:36.49Dillonator407There's also one that's on fire, one that does something with memory and one that causes pain
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21:41.48Wormy_hi
21:42.06Dillonator407Hello
21:44.56ImperiosNeonPanda: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7aHzsPjJqpM
21:48.10MonetThe one that causes memory loss is the Lethe iirc
21:48.29Dillonator407Yep pretty sure
21:48.37Dillonator407I think Acheron was either flaming or pain causing
21:49.30Dillonator407Wait Phlegethon is fire
21:51.22Dillonator407Well anyway, random question: What is the most important thing to know about the fantasy verse?
21:51.47OluapPlayerhttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Planet%3AKoldenwelt the place where it's set
21:52.44HachimanAnd following that, the lore about the Colossi and the Simulacra
21:52.49Dillonator407Ah adamantine, most commonly used fantastical super hard material- hang on a second, is the term "adamant" derived from adamantine?
21:53.02HachimanI imagined it'd probably be reverse
21:53.16Dillonator407Ah true
21:54.14Dillonator407Where did the name Simulacra come from
21:54.37HachimanSomething Xho came up with I believe, based on the word 'simulacrum / simulacra'
21:54.38OluapPlayerDon't know
21:54.58Hachiman"an image or representation of someone or something."
21:55.05Dillonator407I see interesting
21:55.18HachimanWell, the Simulacra of Koldenwelt represent aspects of mortalkind well enough
21:55.28HachimanMeanwhile, the Colossi represent aspects of nature
21:55.47Dillonator407Ah that's a helpful...I forget what to call it but thanks
21:55.56OluapPlayerColossi represent the schools of magic, Simulacra represent aspects of nature
21:56.10HachimanSchools of magic = nature u dip
21:56.11Dillonator407I seeeeee
21:56.17XhoAnd in some cases the lack of nature itself
21:56.19Xhocus void
21:56.27OluapPlayershoo
21:56.31Dillonator407Lacking is an aspect
21:56.33XhoNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
21:56.58Dillonator407Fiiiiiiine
21:58.02Dillonator407*makes entire new set of people to represent lack of things* :D
21:58.23HachimanI mean
21:58.29HachimanThe Derevar and Adamantine elves already do that
21:58.36HachimanAs do the Void creatures
21:58.47Dillonator407Ah I see
21:59.01Dillonator407Wait...if creatures inhabit the Void...its not truly a void
21:59.16XhoWell
21:59.19OluapPlayerVoid is the name of a realm
21:59.21XhoDevoid of Isiris
21:59.27Dillonator407True
21:59.33dino82_have to go
21:59.34dino82_bye bye
21:59.36Dillonator407Isiris? That sounds very close to Osiris
21:59.38Dillonator407See you
21:59.42Xhonot my name kek
21:59.48HachimanI mean, I don't think that was intended
21:59.54HachimanI can't remember where Isiris came from
21:59.58OluapPlayerIsiris is the supreme god of the Source (normal magic)
22:00.02Dillonator407I see
22:00.03ImperiosI've always thought it was Isis + Iris
22:00.05HachimanAnd also the world
22:00.10HachimanIsiris is essentially Gaia
22:00.15ImperiosIris due to her being the origin of the Eye
22:00.18Dillonator407Ah
22:00.20ImperiosIsis because life and stuff
22:00.30Dillonator407Now it's Isis + Osiris to me
22:00.40ImperiosSounds like a shipping name
22:00.42Xho>tfw incest gods
22:00.50Hachiman>tfw incest civilisation
22:00.51OluapPlayerthat's the Outworld
22:00.52Dillonator407*thinks about how easily I could misinterpret Isis these days*
22:00.58Xho>tfw tfw
22:01.03Dillonator407Well most gods form ancient stuff like Greece are incest really
22:01.03Hachiman>mfw I have no face
22:01.09ImperiosDilionator407: Well that works too
22:01.21Xhoi have no ass and i must shitte
22:01.25Hachimanolol
22:01.30ImperiosI mean Isiris is like the goddess of the universe
22:01.37Dillonator407Just find another orifice
22:01.39Dillonator407I seeeee
22:01.48ImperiosAnd our universe started with a giant explosion
22:01.53ImperiosI presume the Fantasyverse started the same
22:01.56XhoDillonator407: http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/913/002/377.jpg Stupidly stupid meme
22:02.15HachimanIsiris is also considered the mother of the Colossi and essentially all Koldenwelt-borne life
22:02.18Dillonator407Ah I'm behind with the memes
22:02.35OluapPlayerShiivhahzin - fuk off mum
22:02.41OluapPlayerSii even
22:02.46HachimanIsiris - fuk off u lil shi make some friends
22:02.48Dillonator407Does all Koldenwelt intelligent life know that?
22:02.57OluapPlayerNo
22:03.00XhoNope because polytheism
22:03.05XhoAnd stupid mortals
22:03.09Dillonator407Ah I see
22:03.12XhoSometimes both
22:03.26OluapPlayerMore like it's not important to your day to day basis
22:03.31XhoAnd that
22:03.38Dillonator407My species would probably all faint if they discovered how that actually happened currently
22:03.41Dillonator407True I see
22:04.12XhoNot very many civilisations worship Isiris as Isiris
22:04.19XhoIt's either a Colossus or a Simulacra
22:04.26Dillonator407Whenever I see the Source I immediately want to make a sauce joke....
22:04.27XhoOr Pheonas
22:04.28Dillonator407I seeeeeee
22:04.46XhoOr another god entirely
22:04.47OluapPlayerThe Source is a name from Spore itself
22:05.00HachimanYou know, I just realised
22:05.04HachimanWe haven't any Fantasyverse Grox
22:05.09Dillonator407Yes it is
22:05.11XhoFUK OFFFFFFFFFFFFF
22:05.16Dillonator407But but fantasy
22:05.22Hachimantime for machines bois
22:05.32OluapPlayernope
22:05.33Dillonator407The Koldenwlet Groxic Colony
22:05.40Dillonator407Wait wouldn't they die
22:05.44Wormy_Imperios: We are embers living from that still fantastic "explosion"
22:05.56XhoThe Order of the Black Sun worships a vast array of gods that no one is even sure they exist, including themselves
22:06.00Wormy_*still ongoing
22:06.21ImperiosWormy_: "The universe started with a giant explosion, and you still do not believe that Islam is the one true religion"
22:06.30Dillonator407If they're grox, they couldn't live in Koldenwelt easily because it's habitable
22:06.36XhoAlthough it's generally implied they have some messy approach of worshipping Crux
22:06.45Dillonator407My fantasy verse guys have a totally random religion right now...
22:07.00HachimanMeanwhile the Adamantines hated gods - Isiris, Colossi, Simulacra and otherwise - and used adamantine - the best anti-magic material you can get - to try and kill them and enslave / decimate all those who worship and serve them
22:07.08HachimanThere's no real clean way to approach worshipping Crux
22:07.15OluapPlayerthey got destroyed because of it
22:07.27HachimanAye, the Adamantines eventually got their shit wrecked
22:07.33Xhorekt m8
22:07.34Dillonator407I see
22:07.45OluapPlayerMeanwhile the Vermin Kingdom is made of rat men and they worship a godly rat man
22:07.59HachimanMannazian humans worship human heroes
22:08.14Dillonator407So basically people believe all sorts of things
22:08.21XhoPretty much
22:08.29Dillonator407That's good to know
22:08.39Dillonator407And thankful for me
22:09.04ImperiosThe Empire is religiously diverse
22:09.15HachimanAhmalhrich is considered in a similar light to Superman; a human warrior who could oust any opponent and rode a Fire Drake into battle as a mount while scattering the elven kingdoms and slaying the Mother of Witchcraft
22:09.22XhoThere are few civilisations left that worship the Celestial Deities though or their incarnations
22:09.26XhoHachiman - >slaying
22:09.32Dillonator407I see
22:09.37OluapPlayerInterivastius - humans were a mistake
22:09.41HachimanAnd instead of dying, he instead took the fight into the Void and has yet to return
22:09.45HachimanAlthough he actually did die
22:09.48Wormy_Imperios: "You believe in X, so you have to believe in Y"
22:10.09ImperiosAlhassans in particular worship Pheonas, and literally noone knows where the hell he comes from
22:10.10Dillonator407My fantasy verse people- what even are humans?
22:10.16Dillonator407I see....
22:10.22ImperiosSAme with Manorians and Saphronians
22:10.28XhoI wonder if Celestial Deity worship is considered the 'old religion' in some circles
22:10.29OluapPlayerYou'd know what humans are unless you literally live in a cave
22:10.34Wormy_Imperios:  Just say, "If you believe in Y, you have to believe in Z"
22:10.45Dillonator407We literally live in a cave
22:10.49XhoThen again it has been 5,000 years since a religion in them was widespread
22:10.56ImperiosWormy_: As in, Islam
22:10.57ImperiosExplosion
22:11.08Dillonator407I see
22:11.08Wormy_ohhh
22:11.10HachimanHumans are generally considered to be the scum of the surface of the world
22:11.13XhoWell, closer to 5,500 years
22:11.28OluapPlayersmeever master race
22:11.28Wormy_Imperios:  That kind of stuff passes over my head
22:11.30ImperiosMuslims actually have a very interest approach to reconciling science and religion
22:11.37HachimanBecause the Empire is like a fantasy version of a combination of the Third Reich and the Spanish Empire
22:11.39Dillonator407Human scum!
22:11.49Dillonator407Sounds like a great place to live
22:11.57HachimanIt is if you're human
22:11.58OluapPlayerExcept Aynach which was created exactly as a foil to all the other humans
22:12.12HachimanAnd Mannazia is also not so bad so long as you aren't an elf
22:12.20Dillonator407I see
22:12.22ImperiosAlhassal is also pretty swell
22:12.22OluapPlayerNo Mannazia is still shit hur
22:12.29HachimanBut why tho
22:12.32OluapPlayerAlhassal is literally the worst tho
22:12.37XhoSKYRIM IS FOR THE NORDS
22:12.46Dillonator407My place is pretty bad to live in unless you like caste systems, complex  languages and caves
22:12.49ImperiosThe Empire is in general kind of swell, they are just very self-enclosed and believe half of the world is out to get them
22:12.52OluapPlayerI YIELD I YIELD                   NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE
22:12.54Dillonator407Why is it the worst?
22:13.00Dillonator407I see
22:13.15OluapPlayerThey're the most xenophobic and most religiously aggressive
22:13.19XhoVICTORY IS YOURS I SUBMIT                              GONNA BE EASIER TO ROB WHEN YOU'RE DEAD
22:13.20ImperiosMeanwhile older races treat the Empire as many in Europe treat Muslims
22:13.24HachimanAnd neither is the Duskwoods all that bad I imagine considering the human settlements were built with assistance from the elves
22:13.37Dillonator407I seeee
22:13.37HachimanAnd all the human ethnic groups live together there
22:13.38ImperiosThey're literally everywhere and expand like crazy
22:13.50Imperiosand everyone is scared of them taking over everything
22:13.51OluapPlayerDuskwoods don't count, they're a min-max of all human colonies
22:14.02OluapPlayerJust your fiction
22:14.06OluapPlayerMine couldn't care less hur
22:14.12Dillonator407So humans are a spreading problem to many
22:14.21HachimanAlso Mannazia's not shit, it's awesome hur
22:14.23ImperiosThey're a rising empire
22:14.32Dillonator407My fiction is neutral on them, as they are to everyone right now
22:14.37ImperiosMannazians are like warrior North European humans
22:14.38OluapPlayer>le epic elf-hating man        >awesome
22:14.39OluapPlayernah m8
22:14.43Dillonator407I see
22:14.50HachimanThey take kindly to beastmen and other deiwes though
22:14.52ImperiosAlhassans are scholarly arrogant Middle Eastern humans
22:15.06ImperiosManorians are greedy Mediterannean humans
22:15.12ImperiosSaphronians are magic humans
22:15.14Dillonator407Where's the obligatory Far East human equivalent?
22:15.18Dillonator407I see
22:15.18ImperiosWormy_ has them
22:15.19HachimanIslanders
22:15.23Dillonator407Ah
22:15.25ImperiosThey're not very active
22:15.30ImperiosBut the Empire is bros with them
22:15.39Dillonator407Any mesoamerican type humans?
22:15.40HachimanPlus Mannazians have a general dislike for Alhassans due to being shitty deity-worshipping humans who do not accept the might of Ahmalhrich Stormsword
22:15.41Dillonator407I seee
22:15.42ImperiosFreelanders
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22:15.46Xho_Well that was close
22:15.51Dillonator407Hi
22:16.04Xho_Miraculously managed to spill a bottle of water all over the wall right next to the plug
22:16.11ImperiosFreelanders are not members of the Empire and are more friendly, though being mouth-running weird meaning nobody likes them still
22:16.12Imperioshttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Freeland_City_States
22:16.13Xho_It was a bit of a HIT THE DECK moment
22:16.16HachimanThat's some Final Destination shit
22:16.27Dillonator407Sounds close
22:16.36Wormy_Imperios:  I interpret your reply as having two meanings, but going with one, that's a God of the Gaps argument to equate something unknown with something-else supernatural
22:16.40Dillonator407Any African type humans?
22:16.43Xho_I've been dropping shit everywhere
22:16.52HachimanKhoyan'xa
22:17.01HachimanWhich Imp owns now I believe
22:17.12HachimanLiterally dark humans hur
22:17.21Xho_Aren't the Kataroçei Humans African as well
22:17.26ImperiosWormy_: Basically, Islamic scholars scour the Quran for things that were discovered by science later on
22:17.30ImperiosXho_: They're like Dravidian
22:17.39Xho_wow i suck
22:17.42Dillonator407Hmmmm anh south East Asian humans?
22:17.44ImperiosOr how do you call black Indian people
22:17.48HachimanIslanders
22:17.53ImperiosSoutheast Asian
22:17.57HachimanWait how East Asian
22:17.58ImperiosLike YOU GOT A GIRLFRIEND VIETNAM
22:18.02ImperiosME SO HORNY
22:18.07ImperiosME LOVE YOU LONG TIME
22:18.09Hachimanme rove you rong time
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22:18.22OluapPlayer_Goddamnit
22:18.25ImperiosThank God Tybusen and GD12 aren't here hur
22:18.28HachimanKhoyan'xa, who prey upon the defenceless Water Elemelontals
22:18.31OluapPlayer_As I was saying, Aynach best 'umies, fuck all yall
22:18.31Dillonator407Any South American humans then?
22:18.51ImperiosThere's one Freelander city
22:18.53ImperiosWhich is more Incan
22:18.56Xho_Imperios: Indian people duh
22:19.02Wormy_Right, I think I've heard of that.  Personally I have no problem if people want to correlate religious beliefs into scientific theories, but I do not think it is fruitful to do so.
22:19.03Dillonator407I see
22:19.05Xho_Indian people are mostly brown or black
22:19.16Dillonator407Any Indian from India humans then?
22:19.20HachimanI dunno what I'd equate Aynach to because Oluap hates equating stuff to real life hur
22:19.29OluapPlayer_Yes
22:19.34OluapPlayer_fuk yo real life analogies
22:19.35Xho_Crusade-period England because DEUS VULT
22:19.39ImperiosXho_: Yeah but there's Superwoman
22:19.41HachimanAlthoigh if I had to take a guess, probably England + Wales
22:19.48ImperiosDillonator407: Alhassal has some Indian elements
22:19.48OluapPlayer_WE WILL TAKE VISONIA
22:19.53HachimanHe even uses Arthurian-style names
22:20.05Dillonator407Well looks like there's one for every major place then
22:20.06ImperiosHachiman: I thought they were based on the crusader states of the Levant
22:20.21Dillonator407Someone should totally make an ancient Australian equivalent
22:20.23OluapPlayer_They're not based on any real people
22:20.28HachimanI mean possibly but Oluap doesn't base anything on anything unless it comes from a video game
22:20.33OluapPlayer_They're stereotypical knights in shining armor
22:20.38ImperiosXho: Yeah but some Indians are like that https://st.kp.yandex.net/images/actor_iphone/iphone360_43793.jpg
22:20.47ImperiosAnd then there are Indians like this http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01394/sri-lanka-girl_1394107i.jpg
22:21.10Xho_Well, north/south difference there
22:21.15OluapPlayer_And I don't know about Arthurian names, all the names I made are completely made up
22:21.23Xho_hao bout
22:21.24Xho_arthur
22:21.29Dillonator407So like the fiction verse, the fantasy verse has a billion different civilisations and species
22:21.32HachimanI suggested to you Arthurian names whenever you asked me for names hur
22:21.36OluapPlayer_There are no Aynachians named Arthur fuk u
22:21.39HachimanOr Arthurian-style
22:21.52HachimanAnd yes
22:21.55Xho_Pretty much yeah
22:22.07Xho_Can't say there's any one race without their flaws though
22:22.09ImperiosDillonator: There are still no Southeastern Asian-themed humans as you have mentioned
22:22.18ImperiosNo proper Slavs too
22:22.21HachimanAynachian dark knight Lancelot
22:22.23Xho_Except possibly the Flora Drakes
22:22.27Dillonator407Perhaps I shall have to take advantage of that vacancy someday
22:22.43Dillonator407Those are drakes right? Therefore not humans
22:22.57HachimanFlora Drakes I wouldn't say are perfect but
22:23.00HachimanYeah they're perfect hur
22:23.01Xho_yes               drakes
22:23.19Xho_The rest are either 1) slightly dickish            2) not from Koldenwelt
22:23.28OluapPlayer_Flora Drakes are the manlets of the dragon world
22:23.29Dillonator407I see
22:23.39HachimanFlora Drakes are the manlets yet at the same time the nicest
22:23.45HachimanThey're like dragon hobbits
22:23.55Dillonator407Is there any central Asian horde type humans?
22:23.57Dillonator407I see
22:24.14Xho_Like Mongolian humans
22:24.17Xho_Don't think so
22:24.20HachimanThere isn't Mongolian-style humans, but there is a fic which is based around Mongols
22:24.22Wormy_Regarding the Far Eastern style Fantasy peoples I own, the Xa'in and Korishima, I'm sure they can't be the only Far Eastern style humies
22:24.22HachimanWho are dragonfolk
22:24.26OluapPlayer_Our hordes are mostly monstrous
22:24.31Dillonator407Interestingggg
22:24.36Dillonator407Well makes sense I guess
22:25.03Dillonator407Honestly I probably won't make human type people, I prefer making whatever random likely hideous species I have in mind at the time
22:25.11Wormy_They are two landlocked nations of Far Eastern-style cultures, living a pair of islands in an inland sea or two
22:25.12Xho_Humans then
22:25.35ImperiosAnd centaur Mongols also
22:25.40Dillonator407I see
22:26.25Dillonator407There's Laos apparently a bunch of other standard fantasy almost human but not races it appears
22:26.29Dillonator407*also not Laos
22:26.38Xho_Hachiman: https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t31.0-8/15995001_10154280965652005_7547935042877038370_o.jpg?oh=a552c8d2fe5f52f54ca58c684e44a014&oe=58D8ED03
22:27.46ImperiosDillonator407: I think the reason our humans are more grounded in history is because a human society completely unfamiliar to us would feel weird
22:27.47Xho_Just put on Meshuggah at full volume
22:27.49Xho_Cue death
22:27.59Dillonator407True fair point
22:28.11ImperiosAlso, there has to be SOME ethnic group our fantasy humans need to LOOK like
22:28.18Dillonator407For some reason I want to make hag people now
22:28.22Dillonator407Fair point there yeah
22:28.33Xho_I was going to make a harpy culture but Spore crashed the day I was making them
22:28.35Xho_bastard game
22:29.00Dillonator407Wow
22:29.14Dillonator407Harpies were a kind of hag I thought of
22:29.25ImperiosOluapPlayer: I think all of my fictions have at least some historical counterparts
22:29.26Dillonator407Honestly I'm basing that off a random idea for a totally different universe
22:29.33OluapPlayer_shame on u
22:29.38HachimanI had thoughts about harpies before screw u all
22:29.42HachimanThen again my idea for them was generic so eh
22:29.57ImperiosLet me count my fictions which aren't "ethnic" in any way
22:30.12ImperiosThe Kaas in Tuuros, the Earth Drakes, and maybe the NTA
22:30.23Dillonator407My hags were basically random species that banded together because everyone hates them pretty much and they're basically raiders and scavengers
22:30.54XhoHachiman: My idea for the harpies were that they were a sparse but globally spread culture that had different tribes, two of which had a rivalry
22:30.55ImperiosOut of these, the Kaas are kind of Polish-Lithuanian (they have a Seim and are very democratic)
22:31.00OluapPlayerwork on klaxxa aaaaaa
22:31.05ImperiosThe Earth Drakes are kind of Welsh-ish
22:31.11Dillonator407My fantasy people aren't really ethnic
22:31.14ImperiosAnd the NTA is vaguely Greek, but not extremely so
22:31.22Dillonator407I see
22:31.22ImperiosI mean the Tertanai don't dance the sirtaki or something
22:31.36Dillonator407I vaguely see
22:31.55OluapPlayerethnicity is haram, all my races are made-up
22:32.05HachimanMy idea for the harpies were mountainous elves who were corrupted by wind magic, probably through serving and receiving the gifts of the Old Colossus of Windf
22:32.06Dillonator407My people are kind of ethic based actually, if ants count as ethnic
22:32.17HachimanAnts don't, but cockroaches do
22:32.18XhoOluapPlayer: inb4 including aynachians u creationist fuk
22:32.36OluapPlayerconsidering aynachs have no real-life base, yes fuk u
22:32.42Dillonator407You don't want to see what happens when I randomly make ideas and progress far with them
22:32.42ImperiosHachiman: The Great Cockroach Sultanate
22:32.46HachimanYeah they do; knights
22:32.50HachimanAs in, European knights
22:32.57Dillonator407We have cockroaches too?
22:32.57ImperiosDeus Vult
22:33.03OluapPlayerAVE ISIRIS
22:33.09Xhofuck ncr
22:33.11HachimanImperios: I still wanna do that hobgoblin sultanate at some point
22:33.27OluapPlayerAs nice as Aynach is, they definitely crusade every now and then
22:33.51OluapPlayerGenerally it involves going into the Duskwoods and murderizing all the undead until they respawn a month later
22:33.51ImperiosDillonator407: Yes we have cockroaches http://www.worldatlas.com/img/areamap/2734ab3915807eaf63caf4a0da190e78.gif
22:33.59HachimanOttoman-style empire of hobgoblins who worship Alar'xashan and consider the cockroach to be their sacred animal for their adamant and steadfast nature and their sheer toughness and survivability
22:34.20XhoI did have an idea recently of the origins of the Skaurovirn
22:34.21OluapPlayerVermin Kingdom - and they call us disgusting
22:34.23Dillonator407Gtg thanks for help all
22:34.41HachimanI can imagine the hobgoblin sultanate generally admiring verminous animals
22:35.00OluapPlayerfits since goblinoids is all vermin
22:35.03OluapPlayerremove goblin
22:35.14Xhoremove kakroach
22:35.34HachimanXho: do you have any o a t s brother
22:35.43XhoN O  O A T S
22:35.51XhoLiterally the weirdest meme I have ever seen
22:36.16HachimanNew Koldenwelt faction       Order of the Dark Oats
22:36.20HachimanConsisting of pig men
22:36.30Xhogod no
22:36.35OluapPlayermore like order of the dark TRASH
22:36.47HachimanPigfolk would be weird considering we already have orcs
22:36.59ImperiosHachiman: God Save Queen Peppa I
22:37.06OluapPlayerOrcs are only pig-like in perverted japanese media
22:37.07Hachimanpls no
22:37.54ImperiosOluapPlayer: http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/monstergirlencyclopedia/images/6/6a/Orc.PNG/revision/latest?cb=20130716014744 Read this and bleed
22:38.05OluapPlayer>monstergirlencyclopedia
22:38.16OluapPlayerI don't even need to read that to know what it is
22:38.18XhoSo the story behind the possible Skaurovirn origins is that during the first few years of the Conquest of Keleivel (28,445 BNA onwards) a legion of his set out to contact a culture in the Eastern Mountains, possibly a long lost elven or human culture by the modern times
22:38.26ImperiosWait, you're aware of that?
22:38.38OluapPlayerI know Monster Girl Encyclopedia
22:38.56HachimanOluapPlayer: Course leather skin, tusks, generally greedy and violent, tough and tenacious omnivores who will resort to a carnivorous diet when they can
22:38.58OluapPlayerremember who ur talkin to
22:39.05HachimanEuropean orcs are very much like Japanese orcs
22:39.16OluapPlayerHachiman: With human-like faces
22:39.19OluapPlayerthere's the difference
22:39.26XhoIn that time a dark presence (Maharaksas) corrupted the region and caused the inhabitants of the city in the mountains and the Orichalcum Elf region to become corrupted as well, eventually giving way to the Skaurovirn
22:40.37XhoSkaurovirn are basically the product of corrupted Orichalcum Elf - Elf/Human breeding
22:41.05HachimanSo, inbred dark elves
22:41.11XhoMore or less
22:41.57XhoThe entire region is still inhabited by the descendants of the humans that once lived there, although they're now twisted and not very human looking anymore
22:42.45XhoAs for the manner of contact between the Orichalcum Elves and the culture that lived there, not sure as if it would be a diplomatic venture or a siege
22:42.47HachimanI wonder, if fantasy Grox were a thing, how would they be executed
22:42.48HachimanLike, the Ordnung already fill that role
22:42.48XhoMost likely a siege
22:44.02ImperiosActuall
22:44.18ImperiosWhat if I literrally remade the Ordnung to look more like the Grox
22:44.23Xhonah m8
22:44.44HachimanNah don't do that
22:44.59HachimanBut DO use the Ordnung more hur
22:45.14GhelaeTrue fantasy Grox would be half-golem, I would have thought. I know we have machines and technology, but that doesn't mean Grox would have to be that way.
22:46.07GhelaeThat is, golems are fantasy equivalent of robots so half-golem creatures would be cyborgs.
22:46.26OluapPlayerWe don't need fantasy Grox
22:46.28GhelaeNot that I'm agreeing with the idea of fantasyverse Grox either.
22:46.35OluapPlayerFantasyverse doesn't follow Spore like the fiction one does
22:47.19OluapPlayerActually wait a second
22:47.26OluapPlayerJepardi already made fantasy Grox
22:47.32OluapPlayerThey're gone but they existed once
22:47.34GhelaeOh yeah, so he did.
22:47.46Xhodammit jepardi y u
22:48.01Ghelaehttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Creature:Qoranit
22:48.03JepardiToo fast 4 u
22:48.28OluapPlayerSpeaking of you, you should work on your own fiction and get involved more
22:48.46Hachimando it fgt
22:49.14JepardiYeah, I've just had a ton of stuff going on
22:49.14HachimanAlso I like how menacing that Qoranit looks
22:49.33JepardiConscription ain't nice
22:49.49HachimanOh you're a conscript
22:50.03ImperiosWait
22:50.12ImperiosPerkeland has conscription?
22:50.21ImperiosPerkelestan even
22:51.04JepardiYes but there is also an alternative for it which is basically going to work in a government job
22:51.17ImperiosWow
22:51.20JepardiWhich I'm currently doing
22:51.31ImperiosThough considering you live next to *us*, conscription is a pretty sensible thing
22:52.22JepardiI honestly wouldn't care at all if Russia decided to invade for whatever reason
22:52.46ImperiosHuh
22:52.48ImperiosWhy's that?
22:53.15JepardiFinland's government in its core is pretty awful
22:53.35JepardiThere is no real difference between any of the parties
22:53.55ImperiosYou're kind of stable aren't you?
22:54.16ImperiosLike compared to your neighbours you're well off, there's no migration crisis and you're... well... not Russia
22:55.16JepardiWell there is a migration "crisis" maybe not as big as other countries
22:56.01ImperiosCompared to Sweden
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22:56.42ImperiosThat being said
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22:57.11ImperiosFinland is the only part of the Russian Empire that the Soviet Union did not reclaim
22:57.29ImperiosSo, kudos to them for succesfully resisting the liberators
22:57.36Imperios((liberators))
22:57.58Liquid_InkLiberation got sketchy after Stalin's rise to power
22:58.15XhoHachiman OluapPlayer Imperios: http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/6/6b/Amzud.png/revision/latest?cb=20170114225041 city ruins because lol
22:58.21Liquid_InkBut what about Alaska?
22:58.35OluapPlayerwhat that
22:58.42MonetOluapPlayer: Well I'm down the rabbithole.
22:58.51XhoThe city that was destroyed
22:58.54XhoThe one I was talking about earlier
22:59.06OluapPlayerBloody Baron's name is one of the least of his worries
22:59.20HachimanNice stuff
22:59.40Xhohttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Planet:Koldenwelt/Eastern_Plains I added the section here
22:59.40ImperiosLiquid_Ink: The Empire gave it away before the revolution
22:59.50ImperiosAnd I am using the term "liberators" ironically hur
22:59.52Liquid_InkFair enough
23:00.59ImperiosLiquid_Ink: http://ic.pics.livejournal.com/uglich_jj/22518204/692996/692996_original.jpg I am referring to this legendary Nazi propaganda poste
23:01.00Imperiosr
23:01.41Liquid_InkOh dear
23:01.42MonetOluapPlayer: How did you deal with the...thing
23:01.58OluapPlayerTerrifying baby demon?
23:02.22MonetAye
23:02.24HachimanCoat hanger
23:02.34OluapPlayerI didn't kill it
23:02.44Xhodark af
23:02.46OluapPlayerI'd suggest you do the ritua
23:02.49OluapPlayerritual even
23:02.52ImperiosHachiman: http://lurkmore.so/images/7/73/Liberator_final_liberation.png
23:03.03Hachimanolol
23:03.08MonetXho: That's only the half of it
23:03.33OluapPlayerhttp://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/witcher/images/4/4c/Tw3_journal_botchling.png/revision/latest?cb=20160301130312 greetings
23:03.50MonetBasically when a miscarried foetus gets buried improperly it rises as a bloodsucking monster that feasts o nthe blood of pregnent women.
23:04.06MonetNow THAT's dark
23:04.07XhoThat's like Silent Hill levels of dark
23:04.12OluapPlayerEasily the darkest part of Witcher 3
23:04.16OluapPlayerOne of the best written too
23:04.26Xhomust use this in fiction somewhere
23:04.40MonetPresumably it's an element of Slavic folklore.
23:04.50OluapPlayerSquat-men are fucking hardcore
23:04.56DrodoEmpire^
23:05.00XhoRings a bell now that you said Slavic folklore
23:05.26MonetWhat's funny is that the night I'm performing the ritual it's currently stormy
23:06.24XhoSilent Hill 2 remastered when
23:06.37OluapPlayerNever because Konami went to shit
23:06.51Xhocunts
23:07.05OluapPlayerbrb
23:07.49XhoSilent Hill 2 remaster and with the option to go into first person
23:07.57Xhoi have a concern
23:08.09MonetI thought I'd ease his worry in that when his resposne to "it's a botchling" was "Fucking...what?" I answered "Best you don't know the details"
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23:11.54Dillonator407Hello
23:12.08HachimanImperios: https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/s480x480/15940655_2055859137973801_9207096578954722356_n.png?oh=756cc7d3c2e407f9d1d00a71bd8eb0e2&oe=591FE3C7
23:14.57XhoHachiman: fucking disgusting tho
23:22.37ImperiosHachiman: Why not Ultramarines shaped into a swastika
23:22.48HachimanEven worse
23:23.07Xhohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WtYOaB-QwE Reminds me of this
23:26.51Monet"why does he have two swords, does he keep losing them?" - a child on Geralt.
23:35.23HachimanStupid kid; most warriors carry a second weapon hur
23:36.11OluapPlayerdis sord is 4 monsturs
23:38.27Dillonator407I don't even know who that is
23:38.31Dillonator407Gtg
23:41.30DrodoEmpireHachiman: Not usually a second sword though <.<
23:41.42DrodoEmpireUnless you're a Samurai, but that doesn't count because Japan is DUM
23:41.44DrodoEmpire>.>
23:42.04HachimanI was just about to mention the katana and wakizashi hur
23:42.47MonetUsually a sword and a dagger. Not two full-on arming/longswords
23:43.26MonetLongswords sorry. The grips are designed for two hands so they can't be arming swords.
23:43.52HachimanCan't Geralt use his longswords one-handed
23:43.54Hachiman?
23:44.12MonetHe can.
23:44.40MonetBut that's possible with longswords. But two hands gives you an advantage
23:45.13MonetJust did a quick check, for light attacks at least he keeps both hands on the grip
23:47.40MonetIn the lore Geralt having two swords is justified. One is made of steel, the other is plated with silver.
23:47.55OluapPlayerYes, steel for humans, silver for monsters
23:48.09OluapPlayerAnd yeah he can one-hand his swords but he normally fights with both hands
23:48.09MonetSteel works well for bears and wolves too
23:48.25OluapPlayerSteel for normal things, silver for not-normal things
23:48.29OluapPlayerThat'd be more appropriate
23:48.33MonetAye
23:48.52MonetThis is what I like about the Witcher - it's quite respectful of its medieval setting.
23:49.09ImperiosDrodoEmpire: Is it true that Trudeau said that Canada has no national culture or identity?
23:49.36DrodoEmpireI wouldn't be surprised
23:49.39DrodoEmpireBut I don't know for sure
23:49.59MonetIt's one of the few medieval games I've found where a gambeson is treated like it's an actual form of armour.
23:50.21DrodoEmpireHe isn't completely wrong when he says that, though-- Canada has been called a "post-national" or "post-cultural" state a few times
23:50.24DrodoEmpireI'm given to disagree
23:50.50DrodoEmpireI don't think that Canada has *no* national identity-- only that its still in its infancy, its emergent
23:50.51ImperiosPost-national, as in? Multinational, like the USSR?
23:51.05DrodoEmpireNo, as in it lacks any sort of strong identity or ethos
23:51.31DrodoEmpireIn same way longer-standing nation-states do, like Russia or Poland or the UK
23:52.03HachimanHow effective is gambeson though
23:52.28HachimanI know that it's supposed to be good to hinder arrows and whatnot
23:52.37DrodoEmpireHm?
23:52.48DrodoEmpireCanada's still a very young country, and we've only had a handful of major events in our history with which to build our national history (the world wars, namely). So its more accurate imo to say that Canada's national identity is still forming
23:53.12MonetHachiman: Well, it's thick.
23:53.45DrodoEmpirehachiman: generally speaking non-metal armour that seems like it should be ineffective was surprisingly very effective
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23:53.53DrodoEmpireIts *very* hard to kill somebody in armour
23:54.02Dillonator407hi
23:54.06DrodoEmpireThe US had its Civil War and Revolution *and* the world wars, plus 300 or so years of history as an independent country to build its national identity
23:54.13Dillonator407it is?
23:54.15MonetIf you want to cut into gambeson you'll need to cut though multiple layers of thick fabric.
23:54.17DrodoEmpireEngland and Poland had literal millenia
23:54.24DrodoEmpireDillonator: of course
23:54.30HachimanHm
23:54.38DrodoEmpireThat's part of the reason why casualty figures tended to be very low historically
23:54.42Dillonator407depends on the kind of armour really and the weapon
23:54.50DrodoEmpireWell...
23:55.09HachimanI suppose gambeson is also better if you happen to suffer blunt trauma from being whacked in the side with a club or something
23:55.19Dillonator407good luck getting through tank armour with a knife but a piece of leather can get pierced by a bullet easily
23:55.32DrodoEmpire...We're not talking about modern eras
23:55.49Dillonator407my apologies
23:56.00Dillonator407i came in the middle of the topic
23:56.32DrodoEmpirePeople tended to wear multiple forms of armour if they could afford it-- leather and wool armour, as well as platemail for the best-armoured knights for example
23:56.38DrodoEmpireWhich made them practically invincible
23:56.41MonetIn terms of what you're cutting though, the padding of gambeson is less like this https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/416TnJK8d8L._SY300_.jpg and mroe like this http://www.ultimatehandyman.co.uk/insulation/wool_insulation.jpg
23:57.10Dillonator407armour does have its logistical weaknesses though- not exatcly cheap for great armour, and it slows you down somewhat to wear heavy plating
23:57.22DrodoEmpireWell, er, yes
23:57.32HachimanAlso, did the Arditi really wear heavy armour during WW1
23:57.39HachimanBecause that's badass
23:57.41Dillonator407I get a warninh hotlinking is theft sign frm that second link
23:57.53DrodoEmpireA good suit of platemail cost about as much as a house does todat
23:57.55DrodoEmpire*today
23:57.58Dillonator407Apparently some did i think could be wrong though
23:58.17DrodoEmpireBut that sort of armour was rare outside of nobles
23:58.17Dillonator407so a lot
23:58.38DrodoEmpireMost troops wore cheaper armour, like the gambeson or a suit of plate
23:58.47DrodoEmpireWhich while expensive was also very effective
23:59.09MonetGambeso nwas quite widespread because it was cheap to make.
23:59.17DrodoEmpireHelping price-wise in the late middle ages was the huge surplus of armour, and the rising wealth of the average person after the black death
23:59.34MonetYou didn't need metal or tiem intensive forging to make gambeson, just lots of wool and a knowledge of how to make a coat.
23:59.38ImperiosDrodoEmpire: I just realised something
23:59.55DrodoEmpireSo not only did the average commoner going off to war have more money to spend on weapons and armour, there was plenty of it left over because their former owners died, driving down prices

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