| 00:00.02 | Xho | Charles_Murray: I bet France is dropping bricks now |
| 00:00.13 | Wormy_ | DCP-Empire battles, always wanted to do them |
| 00:00.20 | Dillonator407 | is this war going to affect the milky way majorly? |
| 00:00.26 | Xho | Likely |
| 00:00.26 | DrodoEmpire | Quite possibly |
| 00:00.36 | OluapPlayer | Wars only affect users who want to participate in them |
| 00:00.52 | Dillonator407 | true |
| 00:01.03 | Liquid_Ink | That's one of the wonders of the vastness of space |
| 00:01.04 | Dillonator407 | i haven't even met any notable power yet |
| 00:01.07 | Wormy_ | Well the Empire has colonies in the Milky Way, and the DCP will not like that now. But yes what Oluap said. |
| 00:01.09 | Dillonator407 | will very soon though |
| 00:01.16 | OluapPlayer | You don't have to worry about the Empire rolling over your people |
| 00:01.26 | Xho | Wormy_: DCP-Kicath military alliance awww shit nigga |
| 00:01.27 | Dillonator407 | yeah thankfully |
| 00:01.52 | Dillonator407 | i'd be useless in this war |
| 00:02.53 | *** join/#sporewiki ImpyDroid (~Anders@95.140.92.22) |
| 00:02.54 | Dillonator407 | my whole military would die to like one empire cruiser im sure |
| 00:03.04 | Xho | You need more systems |
| 00:03.05 | Xho | And stuff |
| 00:03.07 | ImpyDroid | Now let's think realistically yhough |
| 00:03.13 | DrodoEmpire | Which you'll get soon <.< |
| 00:03.17 | DrodoEmpire | shhhh |
| 00:03.19 | ImpyDroid | Some empires could chicken out |
| 00:03.22 | Dillonator407 | i'm expanding slowly |
| 00:03.42 | DrodoEmpire | Depends on how strong the coalition is |
| 00:03.46 | Dillonator407 | better slow and steady than unreasonable and ridiculous |
| 00:04.00 | OluapPlayer | My empires have had animosity with the Empire for several in-universe years |
| 00:04.06 | OluapPlayer | So they definitely won't chicken out |
| 00:04.25 | OluapPlayer | Feel the wrath of Kolua- oh wait he's dead |
| 00:04.38 | Wormy_ | I'm writing a message now |
| 00:04.52 | Xho | Kicath - what the hell was kithworto thinking Kithworto - turns out im not a good politician have fun fuckers |
| 00:05.21 | Cyrannian | Empire responded to UDB "whoops guise, finger slipped on the button lel" |
| 00:05.42 | OluapPlayer | Koluap - how bout i slip my finger up ur anus |
| 00:05.57 | Cyrannian | Erissare - gladly |
| 00:06.05 | Xho | asdf |
| 00:06.06 | OluapPlayer | Koluap - ngh back to the grave |
| 00:06.54 | Cyrannian | Hm which page should I update first |
| 00:07.00 | Xho | The one where everyone died |
| 00:07.01 | Xho | lol |
| 00:07.04 | OluapPlayer | Mou'Cyran |
| 00:07.07 | Xho | c |
| 00:07.13 | Dillonator407 | it must be nightmare updating so many pages |
| 00:07.48 | Technobliterator | Yup |
| 00:08.01 | Technobliterator | When I replaced UNO with URO, I had to update about sixty |
| 00:08.04 | Technobliterator | sixty pages |
| 00:08.10 | Dillonator407 | wow |
| 00:08.14 | Dillonator407 | i have one page |
| 00:08.18 | Dillonator407 | hurray for easy updates |
| 00:09.24 | Cyrannian | OluapPlayer: Got an email that the Individuals section on the Indoc page was edited and I was all "oh shit did I kill Eviran too" |
| 00:09.46 | OluapPlayer | y u stalkin my page tho |
| 00:09.48 | OluapPlayer | creepo |
| 00:10.16 | Cyrannian | Once I edit a page it's followed automatically and I get an email whenever it's edited |
| 00:10.30 | Technobliterator | I disabled that thing |
| 00:10.31 | Technobliterator | it bothered me |
| 00:10.44 | OluapPlayer | Answer is no though, I just added a character which was missing from it |
| 00:10.53 | Cyrannian | I usually like it, unless a random page I quoted in 2010 comes up |
| 00:11.10 | Dillonator407 | hmmm i never get those because i dont follow anything except my stuff |
| 00:11.39 | ImpyDroid | OluapPlayer: Koluap is a martyr |
| 00:11.42 | ImpyDroid | He died for our sons |
| 00:11.44 | ImpyDroid | *sins |
| 00:12.12 | Xho | Kithworto - blew his head off y tho |
| 00:12.58 | OluapPlayer | He died for his own sins |
| 00:13.16 | Monet | Are you a martyr when you are the hend of your own death? |
| 00:13.29 | Xho | Nothing shouts atonement like a shotgun to the mouth |
| 00:13.33 | Xho | gg |
| 00:14.06 | Xho | Man where did I pick up all of these quips from |
| 00:14.09 | ImpyDroid | Monet: Jesus kind of went to the cross willingly too |
| 00:14.15 | Xho | Polluting my typing |
| 00:14.22 | Hachiman | Xho: https://scontent-amt2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/s480x480/15873427_1865081343769578_4283175354979970520_n.png?oh=f8e7a315bf9b203f198ea721a147f029&oe=58E0A154 |
| 00:14.23 | Monet | But jesus was arrested. |
| 00:14.38 | ImpyDroid | Yeah but he accepted his fate and went to it willingly |
| 00:14.38 | Xho | Hachiman: fuck that m8 |
| 00:14.49 | ImpyDroid | I am pretty sure Saint Andrew went to his own death too |
| 00:14.51 | ImpyDroid | Give me a sec |
| 00:14.59 | Monet | That's different from eating your own buckshot. |
| 00:15.03 | Xho | Most martyrs went to their deaths |
| 00:15.09 | Xho | That's why they're called martyrs |
| 00:15.17 | ImpyDroid | How do you call Andrew the Firstcalled in English? |
| 00:15.21 | Xho | That |
| 00:15.25 | Wormy_ | This message is emotionally difficult for me because I know DCP-Cyranus relations will be changed forever |
| 00:15.29 | ImpyDroid | The guy killed on an X-shaped cross |
| 00:15.31 | Monet | Koluap filled his gob with shrapnel from his own gun. |
| 00:15.35 | ImpyDroid | How do you call him |
| 00:15.41 | Xho | Andrew the Apostle |
| 00:16.39 | Xho | Not joking |
| 00:16.59 | Cyrannian | Wormy_: Apollo - jeez told you they were assholes |
| 00:17.34 | ImpyDroid | Right |
| 00:17.38 | Hachiman | This is the kind of politics I like; ones marked by explosions and death and destruction instead of boardroom meetings and sandwiches |
| 00:17.46 | Dillonator407 | meanwhile, in the audal empire: blissful ignorance |
| 00:17.49 | ImpyDroid | Aye, good ol' war |
| 00:17.52 | Xho | Hachiman: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD |
| 00:17.55 | ImpyDroid | Time to set things on fire |
| 00:17.57 | OluapPlayer | wat u got against sandwiches yo |
| 00:18.03 | Dillonator407 | deatly politics is less exciting when you're the one dying id imagine |
| 00:18.18 | Wormy_ | dcp - yeh but dcp-empire flotilla was cul |
| 00:19.08 | Xho | http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/784/676/af3.jpg Pretty much how this war is gonna turn out |
| 00:19.16 | Hachiman | I can only imagine there are some assholes in the New Republic who are secretly happy that war has finally been called |
| 00:19.31 | Hachiman | And they finally get to stop having to be friendly with the Empire |
| 00:19.44 | OluapPlayer | That was Valkistair |
| 00:19.45 | ImpyDroid | Most of them were probably killed |
| 00:19.56 | OluapPlayer | He got his wish except he was annihilated in the process |
| 00:20.00 | Xho | OluapPlayer Hachiman: http://new2.fjcdn.com/pictures/Useless+cunt+don+t+you+just+hate+it+when+people+don+t_24b10e_5315376.jpg |
| 00:20.09 | OluapPlayer | kek |
| 00:20.12 | Hachiman | Whenever Oluap goes for a haircut |
| 00:20.15 | Monet | The president who wanted war with the empire got his wish by recieving a giant laser to the face. |
| 00:20.41 | Dillonator407 | congratulations wish granted enjoy your death |
| 00:20.42 | Xho | http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/27231367.jpg Hey I found a better meme |
| 00:21.15 | OluapPlayer | http://i.imgur.com/Rr6o2TX.gif Apollo on the left, Tyromairon on the right |
| 00:21.27 | Hachiman | Fucking kek |
| 00:21.35 | *** join/#sporewiki Tybusen (4405aee9@gateway/web/freenode/ip.68.5.174.233) |
| 00:21.38 | Cyrannian | olol |
| 00:21.40 | DrodoEmpire | Hi |
| 00:21.48 | Xho | 10/10 |
| 00:21.50 | Xho | Hi |
| 00:21.54 | Dillonator407 | hi |
| 00:22.03 | Xho | OluapPlayer: 11/10 because Tyrone |
| 00:22.11 | Cyrannian | Valkistair didn't technically want a war, he just didn't see any alternative (and was correct) |
| 00:22.21 | OluapPlayer | I found that gif by looking for "crying woman with dancing black guy on the back" on google |
| 00:22.41 | DrodoEmpire | To be fair, that *is* pretty specific |
| 00:23.11 | OluapPlayer | I already knew the gif existed, I just didn't have it saved hur |
| 00:23.15 | ImpyDroid | Tybusen: TIME TO SET CYRANNUS ON FIRE |
| 00:23.17 | Xho | Cyrannain: So what exactly is Tyromairon's resolve all about now that the Gigaquadrant have decided to point their guns his way |
| 00:23.22 | ImpyDroid | BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD |
| 00:23.26 | Tybusen | Hello |
| 00:23.27 | ImpyDroid | SKULLS FOR THE SKULLS THEONE |
| 00:23.29 | ImpyDroid | *THRONE |
| 00:23.30 | OluapPlayer | Tyromairon - ultraterrestrial dun care |
| 00:23.35 | Dillonator407 | DEATH FOR IDK |
| 00:23.35 | Tybusen | Writing up the TIAF response to the news right now |
| 00:23.38 | Xho | Zhuleshxi - know dem feels m8 |
| 00:23.39 | ImpyDroid | Seriously though, yeah, war again |
| 00:24.01 | OluapPlayer | THE war, on the making since the Dark Times |
| 00:24.08 | Xho | man |
| 00:24.12 | Xho | dat long plannin |
| 00:24.35 | Cyrannian | Indeed, technically in my mind since before that even |
| 00:24.45 | Dillonator407 | i arrivd here just in time for the giant war... |
| 00:24.50 | Xho | lol good timing |
| 00:24.59 | Xho | Actually was, wars are usually the best way to get involved |
| 00:25.05 | ImpyDroid | Make a name for yourself in da war |
| 00:25.06 | Technobliterator | OluapPlayer, is the PCA getting involved? |
| 00:25.09 | Xho | A galactic war hasn't happened since...dunno |
| 00:25.13 | Dillonator407 | i cant do anything in it yet anyway |
| 00:25.16 | Technobliterator | URO will probably not directly get involved unless they choose to |
| 00:25.17 | Xho | Can't remember the last galactic war |
| 00:25.18 | OluapPlayer | Technobliterator: Yes |
| 00:25.23 | Technobliterator | alright, URO are in then |
| 00:25.23 | Technobliterator | \o/ |
| 00:25.34 | OluapPlayer | Most of the PCA hate the Empire |
| 00:25.37 | Xho | What was the last galactic war |
| 00:25.46 | Cyrannian | "oh I'm planning a new fiction called the Great Cyrannus War and it's going to end with the creation of an Empire, that'll mean I'll recreate the Republic at some point and they aren't going to be friends" |
| 00:25.57 | OluapPlayer | Probably Tantum |
| 00:26.03 | Xho | That wasn't really a war tho |
| 00:26.12 | Xho | As much as it was some SAS-grade operation |
| 00:26.26 | OluapPlayer | In that case, Borealis War/Andromeda War |
| 00:26.34 | Xho | Fuck on a stick that's a while |
| 00:26.49 | Technobliterator | UNO was cool with the empire, but URO probably dislikes them |
| 00:26.52 | OluapPlayer | Well, there's also the schism |
| 00:26.53 | Monet | Kithworto - Who dares, wins. |
| 00:26.54 | ImpyDroid | The Long Peace is over |
| 00:26.56 | OluapPlayer | but that was borin |
| 00:26.59 | ImpyDroid | TIME TO FUCK UP THE EMPIRE |
| 00:27.06 | Xho | I missed the galactic scale deaths |
| 00:27.06 | Technobliterator | URO is generally non-interventionist, but it will definitely help the PCA |
| 00:27.11 | ImpyDroid | Oh wait Schism |
| 00:27.20 | Dillonator407 | soon maybe i can contribute one Tier V interceptor to this war who knows |
| 00:27.26 | ImpyDroid | I wonder what France will do BTW |
| 00:27.27 | Monet | The Schism is technically the last great galactic war. |
| 00:27.27 | Technobliterator | it just doesn't like making wars worse when it doesn't have to |
| 00:27.39 | ImpyDroid | Seriously though who will actually stand for the Empire |
| 00:27.40 | Cyrannian | The one thing I hate about these sorts of updates is changing "is" to "was" |
| 00:27.53 | Dillonator407 | that would be so annoying |
| 00:27.57 | Xho | Monet: Kithworto - who dares with political alliances to an absolute psycho of an ultraterrestrial, loses |
| 00:28.00 | OluapPlayer | I know that feel |
| 00:28.00 | ImpyDroid | Cyrannian: "ISIS will become WASWAS" |
| 00:28.04 | Dillonator407 | is there a word changer thing you can use or this |
| 00:28.11 | ImpyDroid | Well yeah |
| 00:28.29 | OluapPlayer | The Empire doesn't need anyone to stand with it |
| 00:28.40 | OluapPlayer | It's big and mean enough to count as 10 people |
| 00:28.52 | Technobliterator | I am curious who will win this war |
| 00:28.52 | Xho | It has the Dominion's moral support |
| 00:28.59 | Xho | Whatever the hell that means |
| 00:28.59 | Hachiman | When the Empire was in school, it sat next to everybody |
| 00:29.04 | Monet | Empire - Dun care got whole galaxy. |
| 00:29.04 | Dillonator407 | Has that ever ended well in the past? |
| 00:29.07 | Technobliterator | I mean, while the New Cyrannian Republic basically has the whole Gigaquadrant on its side |
| 00:29.19 | Technobliterator | it's not exactly easy when they all have to go through specific wormholes |
| 00:29.35 | Cyrannian | "Mou'Cyran is considered a Gigaquadrantic centre of diplomacy and is often regarded as a bright beacon of peace and prosperity shining against the darkness of the Empire." Empire - http://shawnwhatley.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/dr-phil.jpg |
| 00:29.35 | Monet | The Empire has a whole galaxy on its side...but so does the PAE. |
| 00:29.43 | ImpyDroid | Probably the first stages of the war will be kicking the Empire out of its colonies |
| 00:29.46 | Xho | OluapPlayer: http://media.giphy.com/media/CCH8K6FclojXq/giphy.gif Meanwhile, Shu and Krath |
| 00:29.50 | ImpyDroid | Wait |
| 00:29.55 | ImpyDroid | WE CAN FUCK THE VARTEKIANS UP |
| 00:30.01 | OluapPlayer | Empire has Ultraterrestrials, Republic has Gorf and Apaltar's hat |
| 00:30.12 | OluapPlayer | Xho: hur |
| 00:30.27 | Liquid_Ink | I miss the Vartekians |
| 00:30.38 | Hachiman | Well, looks like those wild Zazane in Frenzyspace now have a place to be shipped off to |
| 00:30.52 | Hachiman | If any of the Andromeda guys wanna use those and Oluap |
| 00:31.13 | OluapPlayer | no |
| 00:31.32 | OluapPlayer | I already have zazane thx |
| 00:31.36 | ImpyDroid | Iovera - time to throw my personal harem at my enemies |
| 00:31.37 | Dillonator407 | We have: um...art |
| 00:31.38 | Hachiman | fuk u u lil bitch |
| 00:31.43 | Monet | hachiman: PAE - HEY GUYS WE BROUGHT FRIENDS! *opens giant cage door* |
| 00:31.55 | Tybusen | Cyrannian: What's a Cyrannian phrase for "eat a dick" |
| 00:32.01 | ImpyDroid | Why do I imagine Iovera having a Zazane harem |
| 00:32.13 | Hachiman | ImpyDroid: And in that instance, several hundred Zazane posed fabulously at once |
| 00:32.15 | OluapPlayer | Because you're a terrible person |
| 00:32.24 | Cyrannian | Tybusen: "E'áte á dÃc'k" |
| 00:32.33 | Monet | TFW your harem could break you like a twig. |
| 00:32.39 | Dillonator407 | hmmmm very exotic langauge there |
| 00:32.46 | Hachiman | Isn't that basically the Emperor's Adeptus Custodes |
| 00:32.55 | ImpyDroid | Hachiman: MY OILED ABS QUIVER AT HER HOLINESS'S VOICE |
| 00:32.57 | Hachiman | Emps and his Man Harem |
| 00:33.09 | Monet | Custodes are more like royal eunuchs. |
| 00:33.30 | ImpyDroid | Hm |
| 00:33.33 | Cyrannian | Oh god, realised that by destroying Mou'Cyran I blew up these guys: http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Planet:Mou%27Cyran#Fauna |
| 00:33.38 | Cyrannian | That hits me in the dinofeels |
| 00:33.44 | ImpyDroid | You know how Byzantine emperors had Varangian guards? |
| 00:33.49 | Xho | Cyrannian: kek'd |
| 00:33.50 | Hachiman | Oh boy |
| 00:33.53 | OluapPlayer | http://i.imgur.com/DEpHd4u.png good thing I saved this |
| 00:33.54 | Hachiman | Zazane Varangians |
| 00:33.58 | ImpyDroid | I could make a reference to this with Iovera's Zazane guard |
| 00:33.59 | ImpyDroid | Yes |
| 00:34.05 | ImpyDroid | Zazangian guard |
| 00:34.14 | Hachiman | Their leader should be a guy who poses fabulously |
| 00:34.40 | Xho | Cyrannian: Responded to Caesarius |
| 00:35.41 | Monet | Kitravasuron - Your resposne gave me flashbacks dammit! *rocks in a corner hugging his legs* |
| 00:35.45 | Tybusen | Edit conflict reeeeeeeeeeee |
| 00:36.01 | Tybusen | Cyrannian: TIAF has left a response |
| 00:36.09 | ImpyDroid | Cyrannian: There should be a Phaedra assassination attempt at Iovera |
| 00:36.49 | Xho | I can't imagine denouncing the Galactic Empire to be as bad as Zhuleshxi as being a good thing |
| 00:36.56 | OluapPlayer | Meketanor - i will snap you like a toothpick |
| 00:37.35 | ImpyDroid | Tybusen: I kind of imagine everyone gasping at TIAF being like "Holy shit these niggas were right all along" |
| 00:38.12 | Tybusen | TIAF - yall are 20 years late to the party |
| 00:38.12 | Hachiman | ImpyDroid: Iovera invades Cyrannus with a bodyguard consisting of several hundred elite Zazangian guard and like an entire army of Zazane mercs |
| 00:38.39 | Monet | Maxios - *pats the TIAF* We were with you from the beginning. |
| 00:38.50 | OluapPlayer | Iovera - yes now wear this thong |
| 00:39.03 | Xho | oh god what |
| 00:39.14 | ImpyDroid | Femdom Iovera~ |
| 00:39.16 | Cyrannian | Tybusen: "Because this is only the beginning of your bloody rampage across the universe, trampling any lesser entity underfoot for your twisted sense of "order", isn't it?" Erissare - http://media0.giphy.com/media/ivVrBrN228rC/giphy.gif |
| 00:39.21 | Liquid_Ink | Cyrannian: surely specimens of those dinosaurs would have been moved to zoo planets? |
| 00:40.20 | Tybusen | Cyrannian: I wonder if Erissare is going to meet her end in the most ironic way possible, killed in a way that can only be described using a series of sexual innuendos |
| 00:40.31 | Xho | Autoerotic asphyxiation |
| 00:40.38 | Hachiman | kek |
| 00:40.46 | Hachiman | Penetrated through the abdomen by a dirty old hobo |
| 00:40.52 | Cyrannian | It's what she would have wanted |
| 00:40.55 | Xho | fokin hell m8 |
| 00:42.13 | Tybusen | inb4 Erissare knew the entire time that the Empire was gonna be the villains and only joined up so that she could have the ironic death she always dreamed of |
| 00:42.20 | Xho | Cyrannian: You know it's bad when the Empire's wording sounds almost Xhodocto-ish in terms of genocidal liberty |
| 00:42.55 | ImpyDroid | Or what if she will actually become serious during her death |
| 00:43.06 | Cyrannian | Don't want the Empire to seem all bad, in the story, the two most important Imperial Intelligence characters are horrified by what they see |
| 00:43.06 | Dillonator407 | it does have the xhodocto cycle of chaos wording in it |
| 00:43.30 | Xho | Not that bad jesus |
| 00:43.51 | Xho | Cyrannian: Krath - lol they have consciences |
| 00:44.22 | Monet | Gotta learn how to die. |
| 00:44.35 | Xho | i like the way ya die bwoi |
| 00:45.07 | Tybusen | I'm actually curious as to the popular response within the Empire to Mou'Cyran blowing up, if they've even got an unbiased report on it at this point in time |
| 00:45.25 | Hachiman | "Mou'Cyran mysteriously explodes" |
| 00:45.31 | Tybusen | I can't imagine every Imperial citizen being a sociopath in support of instantly consigning billions of civilians to death |
| 00:45.38 | Cyrannian | Certainly not |
| 00:45.49 | Dillonator407 | "Evil republic scum destroy whole world" |
| 00:45.53 | DrodoEmpire | lul |
| 00:46.04 | Cyrannian | That's probably it |
| 00:46.10 | Cyrannian | "Republic superweapon backfires" |
| 00:46.16 | Hachiman | kek |
| 00:46.33 | Xho | I just realised that when I say "Ave Caesar" whenever NCR is mentioned I should really say "Ave Caesarius" |
| 00:46.34 | Monet | The Republic looks shady and dumb. Win-win for the Imperial propaganda machine. |
| 00:46.35 | Hachiman | DrodoEmpire: You wanted material for the Klaxon, now you've got it |
| 00:46.35 | Dillonator407 | haha |
| 00:46.36 | OluapPlayer | "In other news, Emperor kisses kittens and donates one gorillion credits to charity" |
| 00:46.44 | DrodoEmpire | Hachiman: True... |
| 00:46.55 | ImpyDroid | Hachiman: "Republic Superweapon Prank GONE WRONG" |
| 00:47.01 | drom | Monet: Ta-da. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/265554235029061632/266004213459451906/unknown.png |
| 00:47.03 | Hachiman | [GONE SEXUAL] |
| 00:47.22 | Monet | drom: sassy. |
| 00:47.23 | Xho | [BUDGET FOX] |
| 00:47.30 | DrodoEmpire | Jirvan - HEY WHAT'S UP GUYS/THIS IS SOOO FUCKING INSANE GUYS/I MIGHT NEED A DOUBLE-UPLOAD TODAY |
| 00:48.03 | drom | Xho: How do you dare to insult my beautiful furries |
| 00:48.15 | Xho | [BEAUTIFUL ANTHROPOMORPHS] |
| 00:48.29 | Hachiman | "Galactic Empire 1,000 Degree Knife Prank [GONE WRONG] [MOU'CYRAN DESTROYED]" |
| 00:48.30 | drom | That was an improvement |
| 00:48.41 | Tybusen | http://i625.photobucket.com/albums/tt339/DestroyerBDT17/FriezasTwitter.png Tyro's twitter |
| 00:48.48 | ImpyDroid | Hachiman: Oh God these knife videos |
| 00:48.50 | Cyrannian | "Republic superweapon FAIL! You Wonât Believe What Happened Next" |
| 00:49.20 | Xho | "MIRACLE WEIGHT LOSS SCANDAL: HOW TO LOSE AN ENTIRE PLANET IN 6 WEEKS!" |
| 00:49.32 | Hachiman | "I fucking hate RawrFeed's clickbait" |
| 00:49.35 | Tybusen | "We are Number One but every one is replaced with Mou'Cyran getting blown up" |
| 00:49.40 | Hachiman | olol |
| 00:49.51 | Liquid_Ink | "LEFTIE EMPIRE AND REPUBLIC AT IT AGAIN. CONFEDERACY WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG" |
| 00:50.03 | Cyrannian | "See How One Emperor Made $$$ By Destroying Planet" |
| 00:50.12 | DrodoEmpire | ayy lmao |
| 00:50.13 | ImpyDroid | Tybusen: HERE'S A LITTLE LESSON IN IMPERIALISM |
| 00:50.18 | DrodoEmpire | These are all gold |
| 00:50.48 | Xho | "The Entire Cyrannus Dark Age but every time 'plan' is said it speeds up" |
| 00:50.55 | DrodoEmpire | ololol |
| 00:50.59 | DrodoEmpire | Tybusen: Honestly I can see Mou'Cyran jokes being popular <.< |
| 00:51.03 | Tybusen | If you want to be an Emperor number one, you have to blow up their capital planet in a devastating decapitation strike |
| 00:51.48 | Tybusen | I can see Mou'Cyran jokes becoming the 9/11 jokes of the Empire |
| 00:51.59 | DrodoEmpire | *of everywhere |
| 00:52.02 | Hachiman | "< THIS IMPERIAL EMPEROR OF A GALACTIC EMPIRE IS DESTROYING REPUBLICAN PLANETS AND BASICALLY, YOU ARE FUCKING STUPID. HOW? ...JUST WATCH THE FREE TRANSMISSION >" |
| 00:52.47 | Tybusen | So basically new headcanon, the only thing that the Imperial propaganda machine actually ever does is just pump out trashy clickbait |
| 00:52.52 | Xho | Tybusen: BATTLESTATIONS DON'T MELT PLANET CORES, APOLLO |
| 00:53.16 | drom | "Apollo did Mou'Cyran" |
| 00:53.22 | Xho | kek |
| 00:53.35 | Hachiman | The Empire is actually paying off Rawrpert Murdoch |
| 00:53.38 | Tybusen | "MOU'CYRAN WAS AN INSIDE JOB #STAYWOKE" |
| 00:54.18 | Xho | This needs to go on IRC Moments I think |
| 00:54.42 | Hachiman | I don't wanna forget this so yes hur |
| 00:54.52 | DrodoEmpire | ^ |
| 00:55.48 | Cyrannian | "Dematologists HATE him. Try Emperor's crazy planet-destruction skincare trick that has doctor's annoyed and you will look millennia younger CLICK HERE" |
| 00:55.49 | Xho | It's been a while since that's been updated |
| 00:55.53 | Wormy_ | The DCP has spoken |
| 00:56.09 | Liquid_Ink | Dramatic wormy |
| 00:56.15 | DrodoEmpire | writing klaxon article now |
| 00:57.35 | Cyrannian | Wormy_: I quoted you on the Mou'Cyran page |
| 00:57.41 | Xho | Looking back to the times where everyone was happy on the IRC |
| 00:57.49 | DrodoEmpire | Wait... How many major characters died in the attack |
| 00:57.54 | Hachiman | Lots |
| 00:57.59 | Hachiman | Like, a fucking load |
| 00:57.59 | Xho | OluapPlayer: [14:48] <@OluapPlayer> I join to see Xho raging [14:48] <@OluapPlayer> Everything is normal |
| 00:58.04 | DrodoEmpire | Thanks >.< |
| 00:58.11 | Xho | It was like the Sept of Baelor all over again |
| 00:58.16 | DrodoEmpire | Trying to think of who in particular though |
| 00:59.02 | Xho | "Metal Cow" |
| 00:59.03 | Cyrannian | Valkistair, Athan Apostila, Senator Naberraé, Rambo Vice Chancellor Chuinalyia are the main ones, but yes, a ton of other ones |
| 00:59.03 | OluapPlayer | not gonna help u write clickbait thx |
| 00:59.09 | Tybusen | Valkistair, Athan Apostila, and it seems every Senator besides Ramthrace |
| 00:59.34 | Xho | Cyrannian: [21:35] <@Cyrannian> Xho's going downhill. First molesting metal cows and now this? |
| 00:59.39 | Hachiman | Xho: Cyrannian Clickbait; a weapon to surpass Metal Cow |
| 00:59.45 | Xho | good god man |
| 00:59.48 | Wormy_ | Cyrannian: Whereabouts? |
| 00:59.51 | DrodoEmpire | Shit |
| 00:59.58 | Cyrannian | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Planet:Mou%27Cyran - Updated |
| 01:00.09 | Cyrannian | "and Valkistair woke up and it was a dream" |
| 01:00.28 | Wormy_ | thanks |
| 01:00.33 | Xho | [THE END] |
| 01:02.30 | Cyrannian | Ah I remember the days when I exploded out of Xho's stomach |
| 01:02.30 | Xho | [17:47] <@OluapPlayer> Well, you gotta do what you gotta do when you have a boner I fucking just |
| 01:02.57 | Xho | I miss the days of hilarity |
| 01:03.33 | Cyrannian | Mass genocide brings us together |
| 01:03.48 | DrodoEmpire | ^ |
| 01:04.08 | Xho | The wiki thrives on the mass death of fictional characters |
| 01:04.12 | Xho | what the fuck did i create |
| 01:04.25 | Wormy_ | I suppose the DCP might only send supplies and evacuation ships to the Republic at first, given that it looks like a complete loss for them. But if the Empire attacks again unjustly (which seems highly likely to me!), we could see active conflict. I imagine the Empire and DCP's first move might be to boot each other out of their respective galaxies in the first part of the war. |
| 01:04.33 | drom | I'm happy with this. http://i.imgur.com/qtfyw2A.png |
| 01:05.13 | Wormy_ | they be like - 'look at all those barbarians beneath us' |
| 01:05.53 | Cyrannian | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/SporeWiki:IRC/Quotes#The_Tale_of_Xho - Jeez Ghelae |
| 01:06.01 | DrodoEmpire | drom: ooh nice |
| 01:06.02 | drom | Except the red one looks more like a four-armed bat-human |
| 01:06.24 | drom | I guess that is because of the sharp lines I used |
| 01:06.49 | drom | And the forehead seems to be, too big. To be honest. |
| 01:07.03 | Wormy_ | Ghelae > he'd visit Africa and help feed all of the starving children |
| 01:07.21 | Xho | Ghelae: expert at writing classical wiki literature |
| 01:08.05 | drom | Specially from that angle. (Still self-critising) |
| 01:08.07 | Cyrannian | <@Cyrannian> Gianne - Surprise Apollo, I HAVE DIK |
| 01:09.44 | Hachiman | I gotta wonder what Hachi's thinking about all this |
| 01:10.12 | Cyrannian | Bringing up Gianne's vengeful dik is a good way to end conversations, that's what I'm thinking |
| 01:10.22 | DrodoEmpire | "shit fam lmao" |
| 01:10.32 | Hachiman | Will we get Hachi vs. Phaedra...? ... Probably not, but who knows |
| 01:10.44 | ImpyDroid | Hachiman: "Holy shit so many hot raptor women dead" |
| 01:11.00 | Hachiman | So many hot raptor women made hotter |
| 01:11.13 | DrodoEmpire | hur |
| 01:11.49 | Wormy_ | the bluish ones were the hottest |
| 01:11.56 | Cyrannian | and thinner |
| 01:12.17 | Xho | Kithworto on the Gigaquadrant - http://www.quickmeme.com/img/05/05a939ca064ab53c3432a9f814d0631d978d7bf1e632f657a970f38a983f8284.jpg |
| 01:14.02 | Hachiman | Problem with Hachi now is that by post-2800 he's essentially something of a demigod then again so are the Phaedra and there are Essence-enhanced / Ultraterrestrial beings all over the shop |
| 01:14.27 | Cyrannian | A battle would be cool with the Phaedra and Hachi |
| 01:14.45 | Hachiman | Isn't Essence supposed to be screwy in Cyrannus or something |
| 01:15.27 | Monet | I think Hachi's strong enough to match them. |
| 01:15.36 | Cyrannian | Not really, Essence users can still use their powers |
| 01:15.49 | Cyrannian | Such as during the Brezank Awakens story |
| 01:15.53 | Hachiman | Ah yes |
| 01:16.07 | Xho | Hachiman: [20:48] == Hachi__ was kicked from #MagicalSexualLand by Xho [wibble] [20:48] <@Xho> WOO |
| 01:16.19 | Hachiman | kek |
| 01:16.20 | Hachiman | Also if the Second Cyrannus Galactic War takes place after Genesis of Nightmares, then Hachi and Ryen would logically be allies / friends I assume |
| 01:16.57 | Cyrannian | Maybe Hachi could join the Aldárae Order as an associate |
| 01:17.17 | Hachiman | I was gonna say that he could align with the Aldárae Order as an unofficial or temporary member |
| 01:17.19 | Xho | Kamaris - oh god no pls no |
| 01:17.40 | Cyrannian | Still need to write that page by the way |
| 01:17.42 | Wormy_ | I'm thinking of bringing back Warlord Bo Ramik, you know... Sanguinius |
| 01:18.02 | Hachiman | Should bring him back as the Sanguinary |
| 01:18.09 | Cyrannian | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction%3AAld%C3%A1rae_Order - Behold and bask |
| 01:18.18 | Xho | bastard 0/10 |
| 01:18.24 | Wormy_ | I can see him teaming up with with Ryen, Hachi and them lot |
| 01:18.40 | Hachiman | Wait, I meant the Sanguinor |
| 01:18.48 | Wormy_ | He will return to the DCP seeing now it fights for the Good again |
| 01:18.59 | Cyrannian | Glad people like Ryen, I was originally planning to kill him off at the end of his first story |
| 01:18.59 | Wormy_ | Sanguinor works better |
| 01:19.18 | Xho | KILL ME AND I WILL BECOME MORE POWERFUL THAN YOU CAN IMAGINE |
| 01:19.21 | Hachiman | Wormy_: http://warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/Sanguinor,_The |
| 01:19.24 | Xho | STRIKE ME DOWN EVEN |
| 01:21.01 | Cyrannian | Making the SGCW page now, are there any concurrent events? |
| 01:21.06 | *** join/#sporewiki Monet_2 (~Monet47@179.74.159.143.dyn.plus.net) |
| 01:21.13 | drom | I swear. Once I finish this sketch. I am doing to write a page for them. And they are the glorious Kurinnurii |
| 01:21.27 | drom | Fucking Xho leaving before getting the word |
| 01:21.30 | Hachiman | Monet might know of concurrent events |
| 01:21.33 | Wormy_ | intriguing, though its probably best I don't completely rip the name |
| 01:21.40 | Hachiman | As would Charles and Drodo and whatnot |
| 01:21.47 | drom | Ech. It is late |
| 01:22.17 | OluapPlayer | Depends of what Earth year it is |
| 01:22.36 | Cyrannian | The current one, whatever that is |
| 01:22.38 | Wormy_ | Cyrannian: Possibly the Marinus Rebellion and Gorge Dispute |
| 01:22.56 | Monet_2 | 2819 I think |
| 01:22.58 | Wormy_ | Though technically not wars |
| 01:23.15 | OluapPlayer | What Earth year it is in Cyrannus I meant |
| 01:23.22 | Monet_2 | Not a clue |
| 01:23.34 | Cyrannian | I don't keep track of that |
| 01:23.42 | OluapPlayer | That makes things difficul |
| 01:23.43 | OluapPlayer | t |
| 01:23.48 | Monet_2 | Not really |
| 01:24.05 | Monet_2 | Because we can always do the Time Warp. |
| 01:24.08 | Hachiman | Wormy_: The Illuminatus, the Illuminator, the Lightbearer, stuff like that |
| 01:24.19 | OluapPlayer | I can't tell whether this takes place during or after the Zarkhator War |
| 01:24.36 | Cyrannian | Hang on, I'll work it out now |
| 01:24.45 | Monet_2 | seriously isn't there a proposed theory that time passes at different rates in different parts of the universe? |
| 01:24.53 | Wormy_ | "The Bearer of the Torch"? |
| 01:24.53 | OluapPlayer | No? |
| 01:24.57 | Hachiman | Torchbearer |
| 01:25.02 | Wormy_ | Perhaps that can be his title |
| 01:25.11 | Cyrannian | I hope so, otherwise it'll be a headache to reconcile everything |
| 01:25.17 | ImpyDroid | Wormy_: The Luminary |
| 01:25.49 | Cyrannian | So the SGCW begins in 2824 |
| 01:26.07 | OluapPlayer | Right in that case I have no concurrent events |
| 01:26.17 | Hachiman | Phaedra managed to piss off a number of people throughout the Gigaquadrant who can actually stand up to them; among them an insect man and a rabbit |
| 01:27.07 | Monet_2 | Also Maxios has finally spoken. |
| 01:27.14 | Hachiman | Also tfw Hachi lives to see through TWO galactic wars or more, not sure |
| 01:27.19 | Tybusen | I think 2824 is well ahead of most other fictions now |
| 01:28.17 | Hachiman | God by the time the SCGW happens, Hachi is 47 years old |
| 01:28.19 | Monet_2 | I've mostly stopped bothering with a fictionverse "present" myself. It makes keepign track of time irritating |
| 01:28.30 | OluapPlayer | Stopped aging at 2800 |
| 01:28.55 | Hachiman | Yeah, age-wise he's default 23 |
| 01:29.02 | Hachiman | I mean, like, appearance even |
| 01:29.08 | OluapPlayer | I didn't ask for the present, I asked for a date. Depending of the date it'd make things complicated for the PCA |
| 01:29.18 | DrodoEmpire | Hm yeah a big issue with my chars is aging |
| 01:29.24 | DrodoEmpire | How was Hachi's aging halted? |
| 01:29.27 | Tybusen | Bunsen is stuck at 2811 right now and the Francosphere is in 2819 I think |
| 01:29.27 | Monet_2 | Yeah but I'm presuming this war is in the 'present' |
| 01:29.30 | OluapPlayer | Essence |
| 01:29.33 | DrodoEmpire | Rite |
| 01:29.35 | Hachiman | DrodoEmpire: Ascension |
| 01:30.03 | DrodoEmpire | Yeah could come in handy with a few Drodo characters who're meant to be rather young and inexperienced as a character trait |
| 01:30.52 | DrodoEmpire | Kirvan, for example, is a highly-educated aristocrat but also an idealistic progressive thanks largely to his youth and exposure to foreign societies, especially France |
| 01:31.24 | DrodoEmpire | Though by now he'd be in his... I'd say early thirties, which is still relatively young but getting older |
| 01:31.40 | Cyrannian | Through some space time shenanigans, Hachi is now a year older than Apollo hur |
| 01:31.49 | Hachiman | Jesus what |
| 01:32.02 | DrodoEmpire | (When I made him he was implied to be *maybe* 23-ish I think, if that) |
| 01:32.18 | Cyrannian | Apollo was born in 31 BNE and the SGCW begins in 15 NE, so he's currently 46 |
| 01:32.51 | Tek0516 | DrodoEmpire: It's definitely odd to think about, for Katarians starting in AD it'll have been 25 years later for 2818. |
| 01:33.04 | Hachiman | Hachi was born in 2777 which... I dunno what that translates to in Cyrannus years |
| 01:33.12 | DrodoEmpire | (Might've been still a teenager when he attended that big conference and negotiated with Alexandre I directly) |
| 01:33.22 | DrodoEmpire | Yeah |
| 01:33.30 | Tybusen | I feel like Apollo was definitely born before 2777 AD |
| 01:33.45 | Monet_2 | However that's Cyrannus years |
| 01:34.03 | Hachiman | Just follow Dark Souls lore; time is convoluted in Cyrannu |
| 01:34.04 | Monet_2 | If we convert, Apollo's an nongenerian. |
| 01:34.05 | Hachiman | Cyrannus |
| 01:34.31 | Tybusen | If Apollo is born in 2777 AD, that makes him 16 when he founded the NCR |
| 01:34.32 | Monet_2 | If he's 46 now, he's 92 in earth years. |
| 01:35.26 | Monet_2 | Tybusen: According to his backstory he was 18 when he became president. |
| 01:35.39 | Tybusen | But yeah it sounds more like Apollo was born in 2732 CE |
| 01:36.03 | OluapPlayer | Koluap - a goddamn child regardless of calendar |
| 01:36.33 | Hachiman | If you wanna get Koluap involved, just use Venom Spinker |
| 01:37.14 | ImpyDroid | Venom Spinker? |
| 01:37.16 | Tybusen | Meanwhile over half of the TIAF characters are nearly 400 years old because I'm too lazy to kill em off and replace them with younglings |
| 01:37.25 | OluapPlayer | No I'm not cloning Koluap |
| 01:37.30 | OluapPlayer | Universe doesn't need another one |
| 01:37.46 | Hachiman | It wouldn't be a clone tho he'd think he's the real one c |
| 01:38.06 | OluapPlayer | But he'd have no dialog anyway |
| 01:38.11 | Hachiman | True |
| 01:38.11 | Tybusen | Just make it an evil clone of Koluap |
| 01:38.15 | Tybusen | "pauloK" |
| 01:38.22 | Hachiman | His only dialog is "YOU'RE the faker!" |
| 01:38.42 | Cyrannian | Apollo was 21 when he became senator and 24 when elected president unless I made a mistake |
| 01:39.00 | Monet_2 | he makes Obama look old. |
| 01:39.07 | Wormy_ | ImpyDroid, Cyrannian: I am now fancy to the idea of the Sanguiy-Grimbo appearing out of nowhere saving beleagered DCP holdings fighting to the end in Cyrannus, cut off from reinforcements |
| 01:39.07 | Hachiman | Obama makes himself look old |
| 01:39.12 | Cyrannian | And I'm fuzzy about the whole "one Cyrannian year is two earth years", so take that with a grain of salt |
| 01:39.34 | Hachiman | Sangrimbolsaurian |
| 01:39.44 | Monet_2 | Hachiman: He was...46 (I think) when he became prez. And among presidents that's considered young |
| 01:39.59 | Monet_2 | like, really young |
| 01:39.59 | Cyrannian | Since originally it was that months are twice as long than in our calendar |
| 01:40.29 | Wormy_ | brb on my phone |
| 01:40.44 | OluapPlayer | Maryah - i became president at 40 but i was empress at 1 |
| 01:40.58 | Hachiman | Guess you could say Maryah was born to rule |
| 01:41.00 | Tybusen | I think we ought to establish a standard conversion rate between the Terran and Cyrannian calendars, just so that we don't have scheduling nightmares like this in the future |
| 01:41.13 | OluapPlayer | She was literally created to rule so yes, exactçy |
| 01:41.15 | OluapPlayer | exactly even |
| 01:41.46 | Hachiman | So, if Hachi was born in 2777... How many galactic-scale conflicts would he have seen? |
| 01:42.03 | *** join/#sporewiki Wormydroid (5f97d5f5@gateway/web/freenode/ip.95.151.213.245) |
| 01:42.12 | OluapPlayer | All that happened after the Fog War |
| 01:43.08 | Monet_2 | Hachi has seen things. |
| 01:43.12 | Wormydroid | Dcp space marines vs GEC stormtroopers woukd also be cool |
| 01:44.01 | Monet_2 | Actually if Hachi was born in 2777 he's doing pretty well for one who was a child soldier i ntheir youth. |
| 01:44.32 | Tybusen | Based on the History page, Hachi would've seen at least: Black Fog, 2BGW, Tantummodo, (idk if he was in Andromeda during the Andromeda War) |
| 01:45.09 | Monet_2 | He wasn't. |
| 01:45.11 | Hachiman | Monet_2: You wonder why he has an addiction to porn and videogames |
| 01:45.51 | Monet_2 | I'd always believed that was because he was a teenager. |
| 01:46.15 | Tybusen | I don't know where Hachi went after Tantum because his bio ends after Tantum |
| 01:46.17 | Hachiman | It would except he still has that as an adult dun dun dunnnn |
| 01:46.31 | OluapPlayer | He went to Andromeda and killed Kol Daren |
| 01:46.31 | Hachiman | Tybusen: Mostly because I never carried fiction stuff through |
| 01:46.45 | Monet_2 | I'm 24 and still like my video game all nigthers though. |
| 01:46.56 | ImpyDroid | Wormydroid: PAE drones versus DCP Marines versus GEC stormtroopers |
| 01:47.14 | Hachiman | Yeah, in 2800 he went to Andromeda to kill Kol Daren and ascended |
| 01:48.11 | Tybusen | Post-2800 seems to be unaccounted for still, though based on today's conversations it seems likely Hachi might get involved with the Aldarae Order |
| 01:48.18 | Wormydroid | Ooh a three combatant battle |
| 01:48.33 | Hachiman | ImpyDroid Wormydroid: 10,000 Sith Lords armed with lightsabers who can only move in leaping somersaults vs. 100 Obi-Wan Kenobis armed with lightsabers who have the high ground |
| 01:48.41 | Monet_2 | Althoug hachi's experience of war is prooobably a lot worse than what a number of Andromeda War vets could speak of. |
| 01:48.44 | ImpyDroid | Hachiman: 1p |
| 01:49.09 | Tybusen | Monet_2: Tzena - lol i blew up a planet |
| 01:49.13 | ImpyDroid | Hachiman: 10,000 hysterical teenagers with burnt limbs |
| 01:49.18 | Hachiman | olol |
| 01:50.08 | Monet_2 | Then again because the universe is a fucked up place, Hachi never saw the Fog War while said AW vets probably lived though it. |
| 01:50.28 | Wormydroid | I'd give that one to Obi Wan |
| 01:50.30 | Hachiman | He still suffered the effects of the Fog War |
| 01:51.10 | Monet_2 | Okay fair enough He was really young iirc. |
| 01:51.20 | Wormydroid | Still that will make 100000 darth vaders |
| 01:51.33 | Wormydroid | 10000 |
| 01:51.40 | Hachiman | 10,000 asthmatic old men |
| 01:51.40 | OluapPlayer | Mordathai tried to assassinate him when he was 5 |
| 01:52.08 | OluapPlayer | And he was sent to Borealis when he was 7 |
| 01:52.32 | Monet_2 | Compare that to a fleet commander ordering Exterminatus on his homeworld because it's been overrun with zombies. |
| 01:52.52 | OluapPlayer | He was forced to fight Corruptus Demons at the age of 9 or 10 |
| 01:52.56 | Hachiman | I mean, Hachi was on a world overrun with zombies, but then he's also lived comfortably with a goddess of light |
| 01:52.58 | OluapPlayer | Because Macin was a terrible person |
| 01:53.06 | Hachiman | And he also had to suffer Macin hur |
| 01:53.23 | OluapPlayer | He didn't, Macin lived at Klambah and not at New Draka |
| 01:53.28 | Hachiman | Ah |
| 01:53.31 | Monet_2 | Uriel - Kid I never told you the shit I saw durign that war. |
| 01:53.59 | OluapPlayer | It doesn't make a lot of sense but we have to go with it otherwise it'll break canon |
| 01:54.00 | Hachiman | I'm not gonna compare war experiences, but Hachi probably has amassed enough experience of war to match the veterans who were around when he was a kid due to years of fighting literal nightmares manifested |
| 01:54.33 | Hachiman | He's just really good at showing that he's not affected by it |
| 01:54.57 | Tybusen | Hachi - conceal don't feel, don't let them know |
| 01:55.05 | Hachiman | hur |
| 01:55.11 | OluapPlayer | He would've gotten over it upon ascension since that made him a being of equal magnitude to Corruptus Deons |
| 01:55.16 | OluapPlayer | Demons* |
| 01:55.38 | Monet_2 | Mental scar tissue like that tends to hang around. |
| 01:55.50 | Tybusen | Hachi, upon ascending - LET IT GOOOOOOOOOO |
| 01:56.01 | OluapPlayer | Not when your mind transcends the universe |
| 01:56.34 | Monet_2 | Now we're getting into psychology. |
| 01:57.01 | Hachiman | I'll just say, even after transcending the universe, he still has his porn addiction |
| 01:57.02 | DrodoEmpire | Eh fair to say that when your mind is expanded like that, he could probably not be traumatised any longer |
| 01:57.29 | DrodoEmpire | Given how incomplete our knowledge of the mind is, its possible |
| 01:57.32 | DrodoEmpire | Plus this is scifi |
| 01:57.35 | OluapPlayer | Ascension means he could manifest his fantasies at will |
| 01:57.44 | Hachiman | All his dirty, dirty fantasies |
| 01:57.47 | DrodoEmpire | ^ |
| 01:57.50 | OluapPlayer | Though that'd probably make him get yelled at |
| 01:57.55 | DrodoEmpire | Don't need porn now boi |
| 01:58.41 | Hachiman | He's probably not got nightmares or terrors anymore by merit of being a Dream energy entity thus incapable of actually having nightmares - and not needing to actually sleep anymore although he probably does that in his off-time because mortal pleasures |
| 01:58.57 | DrodoEmpire | Ah |
| 01:58.58 | OluapPlayer | He has Macin's lingering energies inside of his head, plus Sonhadromerith as his new boss |
| 01:59.06 | ImpyDroid | Maybe he summons some sort of spirit girls to have fun with? |
| 01:59.09 | Hachiman | I read that as lingerie energies for a moment |
| 01:59.19 | OluapPlayer | dat makes no sense |
| 01:59.32 | Hachiman | Macin's lingerie energies |
| 01:59.36 | Hachiman | Jesus Christ how horrifying |
| 01:59.45 | OluapPlayer | Only kind of spirit girls he can summon are Thoi'olerthae and they're little winged pillow creatures |
| 01:59.58 | ImpyDroid | Pillow creatures |
| 02:00.02 | Hachiman | DON'T SAY IT |
| 02:00.07 | ImpyDroid | So like sentient |
| 02:00.08 | Monet_2 | Thoughtforms |
| 02:00.10 | ImpyDroid | I WILL SAY IT |
| 02:00.14 | ImpyDroid | Sentient |
| 02:00.16 | OluapPlayer | nani |
| 02:00.18 | ImpyDroid | Dakimakuras |
| 02:00.19 | Hachiman | DON'T FUCKING SAY IT |
| 02:00.21 | Hachiman | YOU SAID IT |
| 02:00.30 | OluapPlayer | You're dumb and you should feel dumb |
| 02:00.54 | ImpyDroid | Now I imagine a Thoi with a girl printed on it |
| 02:01.01 | Hachiman | pls non |
| 02:01.05 | ImpyDroid | her |
| 02:01.20 | OluapPlayer | It's a living ball of essence |
| 02:01.24 | Hachiman | Best you could get is a Thoi wearing a wig I imagine |
| 02:01.25 | Monet_2 | Is it just me who pictured the Red Alert kaxon from Star Trek going off |
| 02:02.03 | OluapPlayer | Capable of shapeshifting granted but they have better things to do than indulge in Hachi's gross ideas |
| 02:02.24 | Hachiman | Hachi - aw yeh grill gimme dat-- Macin - what the FUCK are you doing |
| 02:02.49 | Monet_2 | He coudl create thoughtform girls though |
| 02:02.53 | OluapPlayer | Sonhadromerith - you're going back to the kol daren memory |
| 02:02.54 | Monet_2 | couldn't he? |
| 02:03.03 | OluapPlayer | In the Realm of Dreams |
| 02:03.04 | Hachiman | That or he can shapeshift himself into a girl |
| 02:03.05 | *** join/#sporewiki ImpyDroid2 (~Anders@95.140.92.59) |
| 02:03.08 | OluapPlayer | Not in the mortal universe |
| 02:03.32 | Wormydroid | Can he create copies of himself, with copies being girls? |
| 02:03.47 | Hachiman | >Hachi's secret technique is turning himself into a girl to seduce his enemies |
| 02:03.48 | OluapPlayer | In the Realm of Dreams |
| 02:03.57 | OluapPlayer | So Hachi is literally Naruto |
| 02:04.01 | Monet_2 | <PROTECTED> |
| 02:04.07 | DrodoEmpire | olol |
| 02:04.23 | Hachiman | Just a pair of weight balls of glowing essence |
| 02:04.44 | DrodoEmpire | I mean |
| 02:04.56 | DrodoEmpire | He could always just beat the bishop instead of going through all the trouble |
| 02:05.00 | DrodoEmpire | >.> |
| 02:05.05 | OluapPlayer | Thea - im fuckin disappointed shouldve let the demons fucking murder you |
| 02:05.26 | *** join/#sporewiki ImpyAndroid (~Anders@95.140.92.59) |
| 02:05.39 | Hachiman | Note; this man is joining the Aldarae Order |
| 02:06.02 | OluapPlayer | Vanikaimar - prepare to be bullied nerd |
| 02:06.18 | DrodoEmpire | olol |
| 02:06.21 | Hachiman | A society of badasses and their students and then you have a rabbit person who morphed a pair of essence tits onto himself to amuse himself in the shower |
| 02:07.04 | Hachiman | I cannot help but feel that Hachi sticks out as the Hohass of the Order |
| 02:07.25 | Cyrannian | The Aldarae Order also has highest concentration of humanoid females in Cyrannus and I'm not even joking |
| 02:07.39 | Hachiman | Wowe |
| 02:08.01 | OluapPlayer | But he can't get any |
| 02:08.02 | OluapPlayer | Fuck him |
| 02:08.07 | Hachiman | Hachi - ey girl whats your name Ryen - can you fucking not |
| 02:08.26 | OluapPlayer | They're human-like not furries like him |
| 02:08.41 | Monet_2 | So? |
| 02:08.50 | Monet_2 | hachi's half-human |
| 02:08.59 | OluapPlayer | Would you have sex with a giant walking rabbit? |
| 02:09.05 | Hachiman | PlayBoy bunny |
| 02:09.10 | Cyrannian | Erissare - yes |
| 02:09.44 | Monet_2 | OluapPlayer: Love transcends all boundaries |
| 02:09.53 | Hachiman | In his infinite wisdom and armed with a mind that transcends the mortal boundaries and conceptions of the universe, Hachi is eternally condemned by his Corruptus enemies to remain a virgin |
| 02:09.57 | Monet_2 | Though consent is always enjoyed. |
| 02:09.58 | OluapPlayer | dats what they all say til the pants are pulled down |
| 02:10.23 | OluapPlayer | Shu'wok - yeah fuck off stupid big-eared rat thing |
| 02:10.25 | *** join/#sporewiki ImpyDroid (~Anders@95.140.92.7) |
| 02:10.33 | ImpyDroid | WHAT THE CUCK |
| 02:10.39 | Hachiman | >cuck |
| 02:10.41 | ImpyDroid | WHAT THE CUCK IS WRONG WITH MY CONNECTION |
| 02:10.45 | OluapPlayer | can u not |
| 02:10.48 | DrodoEmpire | ur a cuck that's what |
| 02:10.51 | DrodoEmpire | cuck boi |
| 02:10.52 | Monet_2 | <PROTECTED> |
| 02:10.59 | ImpyDroid | I accidentally misspelled fuck duh |
| 02:11.01 | Hachiman | bawk |
| 02:11.04 | OluapPlayer | What the rooster |
| 02:11.21 | ImpyDroid | DrodoEmpire: IRL I'd probably punch you in the face for that hur |
| 02:11.50 | DrodoEmpire | >.< |
| 02:11.51 | OluapPlayer | That made me imagine Foglorn Leghorn in the fictionverse |
| 02:11.59 | Hachiman | Oh God |
| 02:12.43 | Hachiman | NOW LISTEN HERE, AH SAY, SON, AH SAY |
| 02:12.55 | OluapPlayer | i say, boy, what the fuck is this shit |
| 02:13.05 | DrodoEmpire | olol |
| 02:14.04 | Monet_2 | Now I'm starting to wonder the hidden implications of how come the order has so many women |
| 02:14.32 | Monet_2 | Except for the lead mentor. |
| 02:14.56 | OluapPlayer | The males are secondary characters therefore the females are more prominent |
| 02:14.57 | OluapPlayer | fuk ur theories |
| 02:14.58 | Hachiman | I mean, wouldn't be the first time a weird giant reptilian thing wanted to be close to warm-blooded mammal women |
| 02:16.49 | Hachiman | Is it bad that I imagine Hachi as being the kind of adult who still pulls moonies at his enemies even after his ascension |
| 02:17.02 | Hachiman | His new infinite knowledge and wisdom just fills him with new ways to annoy people |
| 02:17.03 | OluapPlayer | the hell is moonies |
| 02:17.22 | Hachiman | Pulling down his trousers and showing off his bare ass |
| 02:17.29 | DrodoEmpire | Mooning you mean? |
| 02:17.34 | OluapPlayer | And no, having knowledge beyond the universe doesn't make him wise |
| 02:18.05 | Hachiman | Right, should have assumed given that Hachi tends to follow his own bad advice |
| 02:18.06 | DrodoEmpire | Eeyeah, knowledge and wisdom are two different things for sure |
| 02:18.08 | OluapPlayer | And wasting his powers on childish activities would get him scolded by the denizens of the Realm of Dreams |
| 02:18.29 | DrodoEmpire | Wisdom is restraint and experience- one can be utterly ignorant in terms of book-knowledge but be very wise indeed |
| 02:18.37 | Hachiman | Sonhadromerith - what the fuck are you doing Hachi - [moons] what does it look like |
| 02:19.01 | DrodoEmpire | The ancient philosophers would probably be bewildered by modern physics but no one would say that they weren't very wise and perceptive |
| 02:19.20 | Hachiman | THAT'S WHY THEY CALL IT A ZOO |
| 02:19.37 | OluapPlayer | He's meant to be their warrior in the mortal realm. If he fails to make himself a proper person then he'd stripped of his power and replaced by someone who can |
| 02:20.02 | Hachiman | I mean, that's pretty fair |
| 02:20.42 | Wormydroid | In my fiction I differentiate Enlightened transcendence from Ascension. An ascended being can still carry his ego |
| 02:21.16 | Wormydroid | And thus be more destructive and unpredictable |
| 02:21.17 | OluapPlayer | I assume this talk is all joking and Hachi isn't this much of a terrible person |
| 02:21.24 | OluapPlayer | Otherwise I'd be rather disappointde |
| 02:21.37 | OluapPlayer | disappointed even |
| 02:22.01 | Hachiman | He's not that terrible no |
| 02:22.28 | Hachiman | Although he still probably likes to have his fun every now and then and if he does something silly in battle, it's usually to get his enemy's guard down |
| 02:23.42 | Monet_2 | I imagien he has his fun days |
| 02:24.56 | Cyrannian | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Captain:Nexar%C3%B3n_Valkistair - Updated, rip |
| 02:25.12 | Hachiman | ISIS became WASWAS |
| 02:25.36 | OluapPlayer | rip only relevant trucinex character |
| 02:26.12 | Hachiman | I wonder for the life of me what Zillum thinks about all this |
| 02:26.16 | Cyrannian | Nexul Tohon - fite me irl m8 |
| 02:26.54 | OluapPlayer | Zillum is grabbing popcorn made of kittens and watching the show unfold |
| 02:27.29 | Hachiman | I am hoping he gets prominence in the SCGW and joins in pummelling the Empire to a pulp |
| 02:28.05 | OluapPlayer | More like he'll pummel everyone who isn't him to a pulp |
| 02:28.09 | ImpyDroid | i |
| 02:28.37 | Cyrannian | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Great_Star_Dominion - Zillum rules the Empire's even more evil twin |
| 02:29.16 | OluapPlayer | That top quote is enough to explain what he'll do in the war |
| 02:29.38 | Hachiman | Fair play to him |
| 02:31.51 | Hachiman | I can only imagine the fear people will experience the day Zillum manages to get Ultraterrestrial / Essence powers |
| 02:32.23 | Hachiman | Although I'm inclined to believe he doesn't need them to outplay the likes of the Phaedra |
| 02:32.35 | Monet_2 | Ke kind of already does |
| 02:32.35 | OluapPlayer | He already has Phaedra powers |
| 02:32.39 | OluapPlayer | Or Phaedra-like powers |
| 02:32.42 | Hachiman | Oh he does? |
| 02:32.51 | Hachiman | I must have missed or forgotten something |
| 02:32.54 | OluapPlayer | He's had them since the Great Cyrannus War |
| 02:33.00 | Monet_2 | He's part Phaedra cyborg. |
| 02:33.03 | Hachiman | Yeah I've definitely forgotten then |
| 02:33.27 | Monet_2 | Darth Vader only with godtech-level bionics. |
| 02:33.42 | OluapPlayer | He died during the war then Anteddy rebuilt him with majik powers on boot |
| 02:33.49 | OluapPlayer | We can rebuild him, we have the technology |
| 02:33.52 | Hachiman | hur |
| 02:34.06 | Hachiman | Right, in that case, definitely needs a scene of him terrifying the shit out of the Aldarae |
| 02:34.29 | OluapPlayer | He used his powers in his fights with Khuenaten |
| 02:34.41 | Cyrannian | He's renegade Shepard but an alien shark dinosaur with magical powers |
| 02:34.57 | OluapPlayer | In the last one he used them to throw him directly into his ship's reactor core iirc |
| 02:35.04 | OluapPlayer | Was a cool scene |
| 02:35.09 | DrodoEmpire | " The Empire has shown its true face, the face of a bastard who fucks his own mother in the squalor of a pile of their collective feces." Erissare - "Arousing." |
| 02:35.11 | *** join/#sporewiki tcm (631ea9f7@gateway/web/freenode/ip.99.30.169.247) |
| 02:35.17 | DrodoEmpire | Drodo - Stop it Get some help |
| 02:35.30 | OluapPlayer | Loron - not even wes dat edgy |
| 02:36.07 | tcm | is this a bad time |
| 02:36.18 | OluapPlayer | Nah we're just messing around |
| 02:36.18 | Hachiman | The Lord Dominator has been watching too much of 120 Days of Sodom it would seem |
| 02:37.17 | tcm | i remember a while back about a proposed revision to the tier system? has anything become of that |
| 02:37.26 | Cyrannian | Updating Senator Raesa's page and feeling sadistic. The last sentence in her biography was "Fortunately for Raesa, both she and her colleagues survived." NOT FOR LONG |
| 02:37.36 | Hachiman | olol |
| 02:37.36 | OluapPlayer | kek |
| 02:37.57 | DrodoEmpire | Not really tcm |
| 02:38.03 | Wormydroid | Tcm some years back now, it can be found on the forums |
| 02:38.14 | DrodoEmpire | The Tiers have more fallen by the wayside |
| 02:38.20 | tcm | hmm |
| 02:38.42 | DrodoEmpire | Generally speaking, its not terribly useful beyond a very rough appraisal of a civilisation's technological achievment |
| 02:38.46 | Hachiman | Should be a scene where Hachi gets overconfident and tries to stand up to Zillum or one of the stronger Phaedra by himself and gets his shit pushed in |
| 02:38.58 | tcm | i get that |
| 02:39.11 | OluapPlayer | Meketanor - cmere u lil bitch |
| 02:39.17 | Hachiman | Hachi - no pls |
| 02:39.35 | Wormydroid | It's current purpose is to explain the character of its advancement. |
| 02:39.41 | DrodoEmpire | Its a matter of it being that-- you know a primitive society when you see it and vice versa, but the distinction's hard to both describe and quantify |
| 02:39.47 | tcm | since this is basically an in-universe document i guess i could use some throwaway tech classification system |
| 02:39.54 | DrodoEmpire | Could do |
| 02:40.11 | DrodoEmpire | It comes up when discussing historical societies too |
| 02:40.20 | OluapPlayer | I stopped using the tier system since my empires tend to be as powerful as the plot demands |
| 02:40.40 | Cyrannian | Aye same |
| 02:40.58 | Wormydroid | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Thread:192744?useskin=oasis |
| 02:41.08 | DrodoEmpire | i.e The Incans lacked wheels, steel and pack animals (except the llama), but they also had an incredibly-sophisticated civil service system and incredible architecture |
| 02:41.14 | Wormydroid | You can read about its purpose there |
| 02:41.49 | DrodoEmpire | The best you could say is that they lacked sophistication in several areas, but were incredibly advanced in others. But where to draw the lines? |
| 02:42.00 | Wormydroid | Its more or less about what a civilisation can achieve in terms of energy requirements |
| 02:42.08 | DrodoEmpire | Right |
| 02:42.43 | Wormydroid | That's a well defined point, but as you can see, there are multiple ways to advance the scale |
| 02:42.48 | Wormydroid | I.em |
| 02:43.27 | Wormydroid | A primitive pre space society being gifted, or finding, post tier technology |
| 02:43.47 | Wormydroid | It's all explained on there |
| 02:44.42 | DrodoEmpire | Ah |
| 02:45.10 | DrodoEmpire | Hmm dunno when this next Klaxon'll be out |
| 02:45.19 | DrodoEmpire | Jivran - *releases a Twitter video about it* |
| 02:45.29 | OluapPlayer | hopfully nevr |
| 02:45.33 | DrodoEmpire | >: |
| 02:45.51 | tcm | what's a word meaning "having two distinct divisions" |
| 02:45.51 | Hachiman | I live for the Klaxon on my UDB feed |
| 02:45.57 | DrodoEmpire | olol |
| 02:46.02 | DrodoEmpire | Thanks <3 |
| 02:46.08 | Hachiman | tcm: Having two distinct divisions |
| 02:46.31 | DrodoEmpire | "Mou'Cyran BLOWN INTO NEXT WEEK? - Empire AT WAR WITH LITERALLY EVERYONE??? (CRAZY DRAMA) - WHO IS REALLY BEHIND IT?" - working title <.< |
| 02:46.42 | OluapPlayer | Gorf - me |
| 02:46.46 | DrodoEmpire | ayy lmao |
| 02:47.24 | OluapPlayer | Only page I had to update was the Ermitants' Individuals section |
| 02:47.26 | OluapPlayer | milinitt ded |
| 02:48.39 | Wormydroid | Fish drags man into Australian sea |
| 02:48.50 | Cyrannian | update vanikaimar grrrr |
| 02:48.51 | OluapPlayer | STRAYA CUNT |
| 02:49.02 | OluapPlayer | "no" me, 2017 |
| 02:49.34 | OluapPlayer | His page is up to date already |
| 02:50.08 | Cyrannian | lies, the last thing on it is his reaction with Apolithanatár |
| 02:50.11 | Cyrannian | *to |
| 02:50.40 | Cyrannian | He rescued Apollo, fought at Ambar and the Ecimaex Wall since |
| 02:50.43 | OluapPlayer | All he did after that was follow Aoirtae around |
| 02:51.32 | Cyrannian | He was still a major character in the stories though |
| 02:52.13 | OluapPlayer | I can note he was there but he's a secondary char to Aoirtae and Kara |
| 02:52.41 | Cyrannian | harumph |
| 02:53.46 | OluapPlayer | dunt u grunt at me mr |
| 02:54.05 | Cyrannian | ill du wat i fukin wan |
| 02:55.14 | Hachiman | Cyrannian: I just realised Kamaris serves the same role as the blind man from Rogue One |
| 02:55.30 | OluapPlayer | There u best be hapi |
| 02:55.47 | Wormydroid | <PROTECTED> |
| 02:55.48 | Hachiman | I'M ONE WITH THE HORSE AND THE HORSE IS WITH ME |
| 02:56.17 | OluapPlayer | laddeh |
| 02:56.22 | Cyrannian | Ah didn't even realise, that's true, he is somewhat similar |
| 02:56.55 | Wormydroid | Can't wait to see Donnie Yen in it |
| 02:58.51 | Wormydroid | Goodnight |
| 02:59.03 | Cyrannian | night |
| 02:59.26 | OluapPlayer | Wow it's 1 am |
| 02:59.31 | OluapPlayer | Times flies when you're having fun |
| 03:00.43 | DrodoEmpire | ^ |
| 03:00.44 | OluapPlayer | Cyrannian: The hell did I smoke when I quoted Sola as Mar-Júun |
| 03:00.45 | OluapPlayer | âMaybe I could pay her a visit, huhuhu.â |
| 03:00.52 | OluapPlayer | i don like the implications of dis |
| 03:01.00 | Cyrannian | Innocent times Oluap |
| 03:01.10 | OluapPlayer | Fucking huhuhu though |
| 03:01.17 | Cyrannian | It was probably something as trivial as cold-blooded murder |
| 03:02.33 | Cyrannian | bah you got rid of the quote |
| 03:02.58 | OluapPlayer | It's poop so yes |
| 03:05.33 | Cyrannian | Writing Apostila's death is giving me the feels |
| 03:05.54 | DrodoEmpire | Oh cool Madeon's gonna be Coachella this year |
| 03:07.02 | DrodoEmpire | His last showing there was already pretty cool, and he's got a new set now so it'll be fun for sure |
| 03:07.26 | Cyrannian | OluapPlayer: http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Captain:Athan_Apostila - c :< |
| 03:07.41 | OluapPlayer | He was too good for this world |
| 03:08.20 | DrodoEmpire | Jivran - sucks to suck LOL |
| 03:08.25 | DrodoEmpire | Jivran - I mean |
| 03:08.33 | DrodoEmpire | Jivran - Tragic |
| 03:09.12 | DrodoEmpire | In all seriousness you've killed off a pretty massive number of characters Cyr |
| 03:09.19 | Cyrannian | Indeed |
| 03:09.34 | DrodoEmpire | Pretty surprising, given that I had to think long and hard about killing off one of mine >.< |
| 03:10.08 | OluapPlayer | Cyrannian follows the ways of the Oluap |
| 03:10.17 | Cyrannian | I figured that the destruction of Mou'Cyran would've been hollow otherwise |
| 03:10.18 | DrodoEmpire | hur |
| 03:10.24 | DrodoEmpire | Yeah fair enough |
| 03:10.27 | OluapPlayer | If it makes for a good story, char gon dai |
| 03:10.29 | OluapPlayer | And it did |
| 03:11.11 | Cyrannian | One more update before bed |
| 03:11.45 | Cyrannian | Zare'Anne - lul guess who survived |
| 03:12.05 | OluapPlayer | fuk |
| 03:12.51 | Cyrannian | This'll be fun though, I like that most of my surviving characters will need a section explaining where they were when it happened |
| 03:13.37 | DrodoEmpire | Yeah, suppose so\ |
| 03:17.20 | OluapPlayer | gotta go to bed so have fun with that |
| 03:18.02 | Cyrannian | night folks |
| 03:18.07 | *** part/#sporewiki Cyrannian (uid97882@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-qbjgcbowanrchmku) |
| 04:39.28 | *** join/#sporewiki Liquid_Ink (79d0cd9d@gateway/web/freenode/ip.121.208.205.157) |
| 04:51.34 | Liquid_Ink | Hey everyone |
| 05:41.24 | *** join/#sporewiki ghostlight (~ghostligh@ec2-54-187-97-144.us-west-2.compute.amazonaws.com) |
| 06:11.10 | *** join/#sporewiki Charles_Murray (32b8eef8@gateway/web/freenode/ip.50.184.238.248) |
| 06:11.44 | Charles_Murray | Tek0516 Someone messaged me? |
| 06:11.48 | Charles_Murray | Something about bricks? |
| 06:11.56 | Tek0516 | O.o |
| 06:11.59 | Tek0516 | Not mw |
| 06:12.01 | Tek0516 | *me |
| 06:12.17 | Charles_Murray | Alright |
| 06:19.55 | The_Randomness | hands Charles_Murray some mortar |
| 06:20.12 | Charles_Murray | I can't make bricks without clay |
| 09:06.19 | *** join/#sporewiki Ghelae (56b1f3eb@gateway/web/freenode/ip.86.177.243.235) |
| 09:06.19 | *** mode/#sporewiki [+o Ghelae] by ChanServ |
| 09:14.40 | *** join/#sporewiki ImpyDroid (~Anders@95.140.92.59) |
| 09:15.37 | *** join/#sporewiki Ghel (56b1f3eb@gateway/web/freenode/ip.86.177.243.235) |
| 09:15.38 | *** mode/#sporewiki [+o Ghel] by ChanServ |
| 09:24.47 | *** join/#sporewiki NeonPanda (65b343e9@gateway/web/freenode/ip.101.179.67.233) |
| 09:24.54 | NeonPanda | hi all |
| 09:25.03 | Ghelae | Hello. |
| 10:18.11 | *** join/#sporewiki Wormy_ (5f97d5f5@gateway/web/freenode/ip.95.151.213.245) |
| 10:18.20 | Wormy_ | hi |
| 10:18.24 | Ghelae | Hello. |
| 10:21.52 | *** join/#sporewiki Treebeard (52068dfd@gateway/web/freenode/ip.82.6.141.253) |
| 10:21.58 | Treebeard | Hello |
| 10:23.23 | Ghelae | Hello. |
| 10:43.55 | *** join/#sporewiki Liquid_Ink (79d0cd9d@gateway/web/freenode/ip.121.208.205.157) |
| 10:50.28 | *** join/#sporewiki OluapPlayer (b164faee@gateway/web/freenode/ip.177.100.250.238) |
| 10:50.29 | *** mode/#sporewiki [+o OluapPlayer] by ChanServ |
| 11:27.44 | ImpyDroid | Charles_Murray: Awaken baguettw |
| 11:27.47 | ImpyDroid | *baguette |
| 11:28.46 | Wormy_ | He just went to sleep |
| 11:41.46 | *** join/#sporewiki ImpyDroid2 (~Anders@95.140.92.59) |
| 11:48.56 | *** join/#sporewiki Imperios (~Imperios@95.140.92.59) |
| 11:51.16 | NeonPanda | It's the little things in life, like a baked beans and ham toasted sandwich |
| 11:55.41 | NeonPanda | OluapPlayer: Schrodinger's Mimic: every chest is both treasure and a mimic simultaneously until it is opened and proven to be one or the other. |
| 12:29.09 | *** join/#sporewiki Tek0516 (uid149600@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-tvtmjrmufrlybjfa) |
| 12:35.08 | Imperios | OluapPlayer: https://cs7066.vk.me/c837237/v837237278/1b6c6/ngtly7e2xfE.jpg |
| 13:11.29 | *** join/#sporewiki Monet (~Monet47@179.74.159.143.dyn.plus.net) |
| 13:11.34 | Monet | Hello |
| 13:22.05 | Ghelae | Hello. |
| 13:31.00 | NeonPanda | hi |
| 13:54.28 | *** join/#sporewiki Charles_Murray_ (32b8eef8@gateway/web/freenode/ip.50.184.238.248) |
| 14:37.55 | *** join/#sporewiki Hachiman (5aff3748@gateway/web/freenode/ip.90.255.55.72) |
| 14:42.29 | NeonPanda | hai u |
| 14:42.57 | NeonPanda | it just occurred to me that my planned spell list is flawed |
| 14:43.18 | Hachiman | Oh? |
| 14:44.14 | NeonPanda | at some point Colour Spray will be useless, gon need to replace that at some point |
| 14:44.53 | NeonPanda | now that I think of it, we're starting at level 3 so it's going to be relatively useless from the start |
| 14:49.03 | NeonPanda | suppose I could just put Grease in there |
| 14:49.33 | Hachiman | This is true |
| 14:55.19 | *** join/#sporewiki DrodoEmpire (18896c47@gateway/web/freenode/ip.24.137.108.71) |
| 14:58.49 | DrodoEmpire | Hey everyone |
| 14:59.09 | NeonPanda | hi |
| 14:59.58 | *** join/#sporewiki Jepardi (587181ae@gateway/web/freenode/ip.88.113.129.174) |
| 14:59.59 | Jepardi | Hi |
| 15:00.15 | Treebeard | Hello |
| 15:00.31 | Ghelae | Hello. |
| 15:02.36 | Monet | bbl |
| 15:09.26 | *** join/#sporewiki Cyrannian (uid97882@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-uhuskozpfrcyukov) |
| 15:09.26 | *** mode/#sporewiki [+o Cyrannian] by ChanServ |
| 15:09.32 | Cyrannian | Hello everyone |
| 15:10.03 | DrodoEmpire | Hi |
| 15:11.15 | OluapPlayer | ~break Cyrannian |
| 15:11.21 | infobot | ACTION installs Windows into Cyrannian's brain, reboots it, adds more Microsoft products, and reboots again. |
| 15:11.26 | Cyrannian | ~tickle OluapPlayer |
| 15:11.26 | infobot | ACTION jumps on OluapPlayer, yelling "TICKLE FIGHT!!!!" |
| 15:12.33 | Imperios | Cyrannian: We are discussing how to brutally murder raptors right now, care to join? |
| 15:12.38 | Imperios | OluapPlayer can join too |
| 15:13.21 | Cyrannian | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NnMQUGd-XYk - When people think the war will be the Gigaquadrant curbstomping the Empire |
| 15:13.34 | OluapPlayer | You should wait until the conflict properly starts before coming to any conclusions |
| 15:13.36 | NeonPanda | Imperios: cheese wire |
| 15:13.37 | NeonPanda | lots of |
| 15:13.39 | Imperios | We take that into account |
| 15:13.57 | Imperios | OluapPlayer: Aren't coming conclusion, more like thinking about ideas |
| 15:14.00 | DrodoEmpire | Its not a bad idea to still do some warplanning beforehand |
| 15:14.07 | Imperios | These includes OUR guys getting brutally murdered as well, so don't worry |
| 15:14.13 | DrodoEmpire | Yeah |
| 15:14.41 | DrodoEmpire | Cyrannus is, of course, insanely defensible to the point of an offensive being suicide, even if supported fully by the gigaquadrant's other superpowers |
| 15:15.05 | DrodoEmpire | My personal opinion is that all the gigaquadrantic coalition can do, at least early on, is attempt to repel advances |
| 15:15.06 | MonetSemi | Its not jumping to conclusions it's drawing up plans for the potential enemy strategies. |
| 15:15.28 | NeonPanda | Fordanta - For the record, we ain't doin' nothin. |
| 15:15.38 | Hachiman | I mean, my involvement extends only to the Aldarae Order and possibly Iovera's Zazangian Guard |
| 15:15.43 | Imperios | Just thinking of the potential stuff that could happen |
| 15:15.49 | NeonPanda | Now that I think of it, I can't remember if the Fordanta and Cyrannus have any outstanding relations |
| 15:15.53 | Cyrannian | I should also point out that permission is required to join, as always |
| 15:15.54 | Imperios | I have a few ideas about the Imperial invasion of Andromeda too |
| 15:16.06 | Imperios | Come on man it's not like you won't let the PAE join |
| 15:16.13 | Hachiman | Cyrannian: Can I join the SCGW pls |
| 15:16.25 | OluapPlayer | denied |
| 15:16.28 | OluapPlayer | begone with thee |
| 15:16.29 | Hachiman | ;-; |
| 15:16.40 | Imperios | Alright if we need formalities, can we? |
| 15:16.41 | MonetSemi | Anyone who comes up with just one stategy before the game starts hasn't played chess. |
| 15:16.46 | DrodoEmpire | I'll ask to join, then. |
| 15:16.59 | DrodoEmpire | (With the Drodo obviously, but maybe a few other fics) |
| 15:20.05 | Imperios | A-alright, so. May we discuss what could happen? |
| 15:20.35 | Technobliterator | Cyrannian, can I join the war? :o |
| 15:22.41 | OluapPlayer | Imperios: I was questing through Val'sharah earlier |
| 15:22.47 | OluapPlayer | RIP Ysera |
| 15:22.54 | Imperios | OluapPlayer: *sob* |
| 15:23.04 | OluapPlayer | I really like Xavius |
| 15:23.13 | Imperios | The Emerald Nightmare as a whole is fucking badass |
| 15:23.22 | Imperios | Artistically speaking |
| 15:23.29 | OluapPlayer | Dude is a huge troll |
| 15:23.44 | Imperios | That is also true |
| 15:25.26 | OluapPlayer | Darkheart Thicket was also a nice dungeon |
| 15:25.33 | OluapPlayer | But I'm having a lot of bad luck with randoms recently |
| 15:25.56 | OluapPlayer | In this case one hunter kept pulling mobs while we were already fighting something |
| 15:33.41 | *** join/#sporewiki DrodoEmpire (18896c47@gateway/web/freenode/ip.24.137.108.71) |
| 15:59.13 | Treebeard | Test |
| 16:04.43 | Cyrannian | Ugh I could really do without work today |
| 16:04.51 | Cyrannian | Never work in a call centre guise |
| 16:05.05 | Cyrannian | Particularly when you have to ring people in Northern Ireland |
| 16:06.06 | DrodoEmpire | https://scontent.fyhz1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15726416_715114721977514_951263840196819838_n.jpg?oh=612a2e1128351f9a0bdb0a875cb50ab3&oe=58D7902D |
| 16:06.51 | DrodoEmpire | https://scontent.fyhz1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15894274_720690364753283_2769725011178933812_n.jpg?oh=6cd44943b05030a0d190eb7fc305d0eb&oe=58EF2294 |
| 16:11.20 | Imperios | Cyrannian: Did they threaten to murder you? |
| 16:12.02 | Cyrannian | Just general rudeness |
| 16:15.12 | NeonPanda | Cyrannian: I know the pain, I used to work a call centre for a charity event- you'd never think that people who willingly volunteer for this kind of thing would be so rude about it |
| 16:18.11 | Cyrannian | Aye, hopefully it's only for a few more months and I'll find somewhere else in the summer |
| 16:22.01 | NeonPanda | gonna go pass out now, cya later |
| 16:33.34 | *** join/#sporewiki Wormy_ (5f97d5f5@gateway/web/freenode/ip.95.151.213.245) |
| 16:33.40 | Wormy_ | Imperios https://twitter.com/DailyMailBot/status/812422226679046144 |
| 16:47.03 | Hachiman | Cyrannian OluapPlayer: Can I ask permission to join the SCGW with Hachi ;-; |
| 16:47.12 | Cyrannian | yus |
| 16:47.16 | OluapPlayer | noe |
| 16:48.19 | DrodoEmpire | Cyrannian: Would the Drodo be good to join? |
| 16:48.50 | Cyrannian | Aye, feel free to add them to the infobox |
| 16:48.53 | DrodoEmpire | Alright |
| 16:54.40 | Technobliterator | Cyrannian, can URO be involved through the PCA? :o |
| 16:54.46 | Cyrannian | yus |
| 16:54.50 | Technobliterator | \o/ |
| 16:57.00 | Cyrannian | rite, wish me luck guys |
| 16:57.24 | Cyrannian|Work | https://media.tenor.co/images/0db218ea7e0cc2366738fa1c7a094761/raw |
| 16:57.43 | OluapPlayer | yall gon dai |
| 17:10.15 | *** join/#sporewiki Charles_Murray (32b8eef8@gateway/web/freenode/ip.50.184.238.248) |
| 17:10.57 | *** join/#sporewiki Ghelae (56b1f3eb@gateway/web/freenode/ip.86.177.243.235) |
| 17:10.58 | *** mode/#sporewiki [+o Ghelae] by ChanServ |
| 17:12.28 | MonetSemi | hrllo |
| 17:13.08 | DrodoEmpire | hrllo Charlrs |
| 17:13.51 | Hachiman | chrlrs strls mrstry drnrs |
| 17:14.11 | DrodoEmpire | hur |
| 17:14.19 | Imperios | Wait |
| 17:14.23 | Imperios | Did you sleep for 3 hours |
| 17:14.27 | Ghelae | Hello. |
| 17:14.56 | Charles_Murray | hrllo |
| 17:15.17 | Charles_Murray | Imperios Yes I only slrpt for thrr hrs |
| 17:17.53 | *** join/#sporewiki Treebeard (52068dfd@gateway/web/freenode/ip.82.6.141.253) |
| 17:17.59 | DrodoEmpire | Hi |
| 17:18.05 | Treebeard | Hello |
| 17:18.17 | Ghelae | Hello. |
| 17:18.47 | Treebeard | If I'm not interrupting anything, I would appreciate feedback on this, especially in terms of consistancy and tone: http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Second_Great_Cyrannus_War/The_Oncoming_Storm |
| 17:20.31 | DrodoEmpire | Yep, reading now |
| 17:20.52 | Ghelae | "Talva were often drawn to alpine worlds, most likely due to their origins on Aldar." - I didn't think Talva came from Aldar. |
| 17:21.46 | Treebeard | They did, though they were forced to migrate to Ancora by the Grox. |
| 17:22.33 | OluapPlayer | The same Aldar from the Aldarae Order? |
| 17:22.34 | DrodoEmpire | Read through it |
| 17:22.40 | DrodoEmpire | I really do like it |
| 17:23.48 | Ghelae | reads the Talven Empire page |
| 17:23.59 | Treebeard | OluapPlayer: No (I think there's a slight difference in spelling) |
| 17:24.15 | Treebeard | DrodoEmpire: Thanks |
| 17:24.16 | Ghelae | Ah, I see. Yes, Aldar as opposed to Aldár. |
| 17:25.14 | Charles_Murray | France - Change an accent, totally different world |
| 17:25.33 | *** join/#sporewiki dino82_ (d42988b2@gateway/web/freenode/ip.212.41.136.178) |
| 17:25.38 | dino82_ | hi |
| 17:26.02 | Ghelae | The only problems I can see with the story is that you write "it's" instead of "its" in the first two sentences, and I'd write "10NE" instead of "10 NE". |
| 17:26.04 | Ghelae | Hello. |
| 17:26.15 | DrodoEmpire | Hey dino |
| 17:26.39 | DrodoEmpire | Ghelae: That's like, your opinion man |
| 17:27.46 | dino82_ | :d |
| 17:29.07 | Imperios | hi dino |
| 17:29.17 | dino82_ | hi |
| 17:30.15 | Treebeard | Hello |
| 17:34.10 | dino82_ | :d |
| 17:41.55 | dino82_ | Ow upcomign Rbels episodes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upN-7ALj2OU |
| 17:46.19 | *** join/#sporewiki Xho (97e6a92b@gateway/web/freenode/ip.151.230.169.43) |
| 17:48.15 | Xho | Evening |
| 17:48.45 | OluapPlayer | hi |
| 17:49.33 | Xho | MonetSemi: "Dominicus vinterva, imperatore. Can the same be said for you?" MY ANCESTORS ARE SMILING AT ME IMPERIALS CAN YOU SAY THE SAME |
| 17:50.36 | dino82_ | @http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/SporeWiki:Fiction_Universe/Universal_Discussion_Board The Rambo take a more neutral stance in the matter, hehehe |
| 17:51.05 | Xho | Cyrannian|Work OluapPlayer: https://youtu.be/fvtQYsckLxk?t=1m4s Tyromairon when blowing up Mou'Cyran |
| 17:51.18 | MonetSemi | Xho: Maxios signs off in style. |
| 17:51.40 | OluapPlayer | olol |
| 17:53.30 | Xho | MonetSemi: Maxios will shout High Emperor Tyrone to pieces inb4 Jarl Maxios Stormcloak |
| 17:54.12 | MonetSemi | dino82_: I get the feeling the ones behind Mou'cyran are getting medals rather than court-marshals. |
| 17:55.17 | Hachiman | https://scontent-amt2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/p480x480/15871805_1865544937056552_5359224967288699031_n.jpg?oh=f4159e3c776aa48ec18e268f87526a29&oe=58DFB3E0 |
| 17:56.03 | dino82_ | @monet: Yeah probably :D |
| 17:56.30 | dino82_ | Still, the Rambo want to make a futile attempt to prevnet war |
| 17:56.49 | dino82_ | weapons are easily drawn and cannons are swiftly fired though are not as easily silenced |
| 17:56.59 | MonetSemi | Very true |
| 17:57.13 | Xho | >No Senate Tyromairon - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MHusGl9BeM |
| 18:01.14 | dino82_ | Grand Mandators Erissare reaction to the destruction of Mou Cyran: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEOpr2jai9c |
| 18:03.22 | Imperios | dino82_: Wait did Rambert just diss his own superior |
| 18:03.54 | dino82_ | @Imperios: Yup! |
| 18:04.10 | OluapPlayer | Thaurlathron - stupid beak head is gonna become dinner next |
| 18:04.55 | dino82_ | The Emperor's reaction of Mou Cyran's destruction: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7hsVa18yfA? |
| 18:05.43 | Hachiman | It's weird to think that Hamill plays both Luke and Joker |
| 18:06.48 | MonetSemi | Hachiman: That's what's so brilliant about good acting. |
| 18:07.49 | dino82_ | Yeah, though Hamill is quite gifted in using his voice so brilliant |
| 18:15.42 | Technobliterator | I think he's an even better actor as the Joker |
| 18:23.06 | dino82_ | yeah |
| 18:36.12 | dino82_ | @Imperios: As for Ramberts defense, it was Ramashe who bowed to the Emperor, not Rambert :P |
| 18:40.13 | Imperios | Actually yes, just to make it certain, what is the relationship of the Rambo Nation and the Empire right now? |
| 18:40.26 | Hachiman | "FUCKING BIRDS" "FUCKING RAPTORS" |
| 18:42.43 | dino82_ | Well, I guess they are still neutral though there is a rift forming. So far the Rambo claim to be neutral but are preparing for a possible conflict. The Rambo are unsure whether to be drawn into another war would be wise or avoidable |
| 18:42.50 | dino82_ | they still hope the Republic and the Empire can come to terms |
| 18:42.57 | dino82_ | without the cluster turning into one massive battlefield |
| 18:44.52 | MonetSemi | To forgive and forget an incident like we saw is...difficult. |
| 18:45.15 | Hachiman | An entire planet basically watched as it was about to die |
| 18:45.27 | MonetSemi | Mou'Cyran looks like it could be be the powderkeg moment. |
| 18:45.31 | dino82_ | yeah, the Rambo forgave the Republic for their betrayal as well during the Dark Times so who knows |
| 18:45.50 | dino82_ | they would feel dishonored if they hand't tried to solve it diplomatic first |
| 18:46.23 | Hachiman | Valkistair would be disappointed hur |
| 18:47.03 | Xho | No he wouldn't |
| 18:47.06 | Xho | he's dead lol |
| 18:47.11 | MonetSemi | Whoever can twist what happened into a forgivable accident would be a diplomatic god. |
| 18:49.36 | Xho | https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/p480x480/15894275_1169587539822870_6101032385674898292_n.jpg?oh=ec6a00c075b5d557902382014a85ccfe&oe=58ED93B3 Morality is subjective |
| 18:52.54 | Xho | Train accident in NY, jesus |
| 18:53.35 | MonetSemi | Unrelated but I decided to loko at the palace of versailles, toutes as one of the grandest palaces in Europe and lookign at it...I think I've got a better grasp at designing a palace. |
| 18:54.24 | MonetSemi | The palace architecture itself isn't too special. It's quite a functional geometric shape on the outside and looks pretty much the same? |
| 18:54.41 | MonetSemi | But the garden? http://previews.123rf.com/images/packshot/packshot1207/packshot120701540/14521180-garden-of-the-Versailles-palace-Orangery-Stock-Photo-versailles.jpg THIS IS LOUIS' BACK GERDEN |
| 18:55.33 | Xho | Stick Irsk in there and you have an experiment |
| 18:56.20 | MonetSemi | http://1af60cd74e95fe387bc8-1bfee98aeb105b45275a9419b6310abb.r63.cf1.rackcdn.com/185/1/large.jpg he's got some sculptures and a pond too. |
| 18:57.00 | Xho | hashtag minted |
| 18:57.01 | MonetSemi | The most prized and sought after commodity to man: Open space. |
| 18:57.47 | MonetSemi | And then there's the rooms themselves http://www.telegraph.co.uk/content/dam/Travel/Destinations/Europe/France/Paris/Versailleshallofmirrors_TRAVEL_rexfeatures_677012a-large.jpg |
| 18:59.37 | MonetSemi | Hmm I guess the Imperial palace on MD dwarfs this by having several square miles of beautifully laid-out *jungle* |
| 19:00.34 | Hachiman | Somebody mentioned dwarves |
| 19:01.50 | dino82_ | wow impressive garden |
| 19:01.51 | Xho | no one did go back to ur hole |
| 19:03.09 | MonetSemi | dino82_: I think it's fair to imagine the palace on Minos'Drakon has something possibly a lot like that but grander. |
| 19:03.41 | MonetSemi | A lot of the grandeur of coutnry estates, I now realise, was not just the opulence of the manor itself, but also the garden |
| 19:04.27 | MonetSemi | Probably the case for the Minosians - they built their society in the heart of a mountai nvalley, so open space was even more of a premium. |
| 19:05.47 | Xho | It's not easy to build on flat planes in Greece |
| 19:05.51 | Xho | Or any of their islands |
| 19:06.03 | MonetSemi | https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/31/Blenheim_Palace_from_the_Water_Terraces_October_2016.jpg here's another example close to where I grew up. |
| 19:06.38 | Hachiman | Nobody *needs* that much space |
| 19:06.57 | dino82_ | @Monet: Wow |
| 19:07.06 | dino82_ | That is a lot differant than the Rambo Royal Palace with its high tower :D |
| 19:07.20 | MonetSemi | Hachiman: That's what makes space so desireable. |
| 19:07.47 | MonetSemi | You don't need all of it, no. But it's a grewt way of showing off if you do have a lot of space. |
| 19:09.23 | MonetSemi | dino82_: That's an interesting thing I've noticed in sporewiki |
| 19:09.50 | MonetSemi | A number of leaders in the gigaquadrant would prefer soem kind of high tower. |
| 19:09.56 | dino82_ | @Monet: Hahah Lol |
| 19:10.16 | Xho | Kitalatheraz - sorry can't hear peasants down there |
| 19:10.31 | MonetSemi | The Draconsi go the opposite. They build low, and build wide. |
| 19:10.53 | Hachiman | Nothing one ALLAHU ACKBAR can't fix to change the style |
| 19:10.59 | MonetSemi | Taremanon - Sorry can't hear the peasants all the way over here. |
| 19:11.03 | Xho | awwwwww shit inshallah |
| 19:11.36 | Xho | The Kicath likely adopted their architectural style after Paclernos being not very nice a planet to spread out upon |
| 19:11.53 | Xho | It's mountainous and arid, so density is a byproduct of their growth |
| 19:12.09 | MonetSemi | In fact I think that's what contributes to the Royal Alcanti Palace's image - everyone else builds up in tall towers. The Draocnis built down into a rock face. |
| 19:13.09 | Xho | Mahanayans kind of take it to an extreme since Mahanaya's extreme weather is...well extreme |
| 19:13.10 | MonetSemi | And yes I am quite happy (if it was initially not thought of) with having a race of dragons whose king lives inside a mountain surrounded by gold and gems XD |
| 19:13.20 | Xho | So they build into rock faces or build into the ground |
| 19:14.15 | Xho | Mahanaya's sandstorms are more like huge sweeping clouds of razors |
| 19:14.19 | Xho | And sand |
| 19:14.22 | MonetSemi | Or just build massive estates like at Blenhim or Versailles. |
| 19:14.42 | Charles_Murray | Back |
| 19:15.15 | MonetSemi | Further south the land on Alcanti is much more open. While Miminas' southern coast was a great spot for sea view estates. |
| 19:15.30 | MonetSemi | In Ossilas I'm thinking their estates were terraced. |
| 19:16.25 | Xho | I should work on Mahanayan architecture, I imagine it would be something like the architecture on Tatooine |
| 19:16.42 | Xho | http://www.tunisia-tourism.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/27.jpg |
| 19:18.08 | MonetSemi | I can imagine that the elite stayed in fortresses after the invention of the cannon rather than moving into ope nestates. |
| 19:18.25 | MonetSemi | Since walsl are still reasonably good at blocking sandstorms. |
| 19:18.48 | dino82_ | @Monet: Yeah Rambo build high, probably like a reasonign for hte people to look up to the Monarchy for hteir wisdom, strenght and power |
| 19:19.28 | Xho | Since Mahanaya has a shitload of cavernous valleys they tend to build into those faces since it provides a way out of the sandstorms |
| 19:19.45 | MonetSemi | bbl |
| 19:19.45 | Xho | You don't want to get in the way of a Mahanayan sandstorm in one of those valleys |
| 19:21.56 | Xho | It does make me wonder how deep the Mahanayans have to dig to get to the underwater resevoirs |
| 19:22.23 | Xho | Well it's likely that there's vast cave systems where water is easily accessible thinking about it |
| 19:22.49 | Xho | Desert aliens have a hard time |
| 19:25.08 | dino82_ | test |
| 19:25.57 | Imperios | I am not even sure what Vendespode's dominant landscape was |
| 19:26.14 | Imperios | Like deserts and jungles in equal amounts |
| 19:27.14 | Xho | "Not heretical plants" |
| 19:31.15 | *** join/#sporewiki DrodoEmpire (18896c47@gateway/web/freenode/ip.24.137.108.71) |
| 19:32.27 | DrodoEmpire | So what would 15 NE be in Gregorian? |
| 19:32.35 | *** join/#sporewiki Monet_2 (~Monet47@179.74.159.143.dyn.plus.net) |
| 19:33.07 | Hachiman | Isn't it 2824 or something |
| 19:33.23 | DrodoEmpire | Rite |
| 19:33.35 | Hachiman | Monet_2: What was the agreed upon Gregorian equivalent of 15 NE? |
| 19:36.57 | Xho | Hm no PAE Commanders on the 2GCW page |
| 19:40.01 | Xho | OluapPlayer: wat mar juun doin dere |
| 19:41.49 | OluapPlayer | What else |
| 19:42.28 | Imperios | Xho: I am just plain not sure who's going to lead the Ecumene |
| 19:42.31 | Imperios | Probably Venoriel |
| 19:43.31 | Xho | oh god |
| 19:47.04 | Tek0516 | Hang on, let me grab my Sporewiki Calendar. :P |
| 19:48.13 | Tek0516 | 15 NE is 2811. |
| 19:48.29 | Xho | huh |
| 19:48.32 | Xho | dat not right |
| 19:48.32 | Tek0516 | DrodoEmpire Monet_2 Hachiman |
| 19:48.48 | Monet_2 | Hi |
| 19:49.05 | Tek0516 | That's what the clock says, unless the dates were recommend |
| 19:49.43 | Tek0516 | *retconned |
| 19:50.27 | Monet | There was a discussion over how the Xonexi date is closer to 2819-2820 |
| 19:50.48 | Tek0516 | It is AFAIK |
| 19:50.54 | Imperios | Sooo |
| 19:51.12 | Imperios | When did the Gorge Crisis end and when was Mou'Cyran attacked? |
| 19:51.26 | Monet | Gorge crisis ended c.2019 |
| 19:51.33 | Monet | 2819* |
| 19:51.36 | Tek0516 | Gorge was 2818-ish? Charles_Murray? |
| 19:51.51 | Xho | Monet: 2019 uh oh |
| 19:52.11 | Imperios | Right, and Mou'Cyran? |
| 19:52.19 | Xho | 15 BNE |
| 19:52.26 | Xho | I'd imagine 2819 then |
| 19:52.33 | Xho | 2819 - 2821 I guess |
| 19:52.52 | Tek0516 | 15 NE is 2811 |
| 19:53.19 | Xho | That can't be the case though considering how fiction has structured itself |
| 19:54.11 | Tek0516 | I'm just going off my clock and what Cyrannian said about his calendar when I made it |
| 19:54.47 | Tek0516 | Since it seems it was a 1:1 year and 1 NE is 2797 according to this |
| 19:55.50 | Ghelae | Fictionverse calendars are known to have mutual consistency issues. |
| 19:58.17 | *** join/#sporewiki ghostlight (~ghostligh@ec2-54-187-97-144.us-west-2.compute.amazonaws.com) |
| 20:00.28 | *** join/#sporewiki Charles_Bot (uid94017@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-vmdykvbmpmfsgfej) |
| 20:04.40 | *** join/#sporewiki Dillonator407 (79d8c315@gateway/web/freenode/ip.121.216.195.21) |
| 20:04.51 | Dillonator407 | hello |
| 20:05.22 | Xho | Hi |
| 20:05.26 | *** join/#sporewiki ImpyDroid (~Anders@91.108.28.225) |
| 20:05.46 | Dillonator407 | hi |
| 20:14.59 | DrodoEmpire | Hey |
| 20:15.19 | Dillonator407 | hi drodo |
| 20:26.43 | Xho | So apparently Runescape was released 16 years ago today |
| 20:26.48 | Xho | Did anyone ever play Runescape |
| 20:26.52 | Xho | cause I didn't |
| 20:27.27 | Hachiman | Jesus |
| 20:27.30 | Hachiman | I played AdventureQuest |
| 20:28.01 | Monet | I used to. |
| 20:28.34 | Dillonator407 | I played that one once |
| 20:29.42 | OluapPlayer | AdventureQuest was the shit back in the day |
| 20:29.46 | OluapPlayer | But DragonFable was better |
| 20:29.55 | Dillonator407 | I played that one to |
| 20:30.01 | Xho | I've never heard of either of those |
| 20:30.16 | OluapPlayer | Turn-based fantasy RPG |
| 20:30.20 | Dillonator407 | I started with the latter, then tried the former |
| 20:30.43 | *** join/#sporewiki Wormy_ (5f97d5f5@gateway/web/freenode/ip.95.151.213.245) |
| 20:31.08 | Dillonator407 | hi |
| 20:31.39 | OluapPlayer | Xacutus was based on an antagonist from DragonFable |
| 20:31.55 | Wormy_ | hi |
| 20:32.11 | Dillonator407 | Xacutus? |
| 20:32.26 | OluapPlayer | Fantasyverse character |
| 20:32.51 | Xho | Absolute nutjob |
| 20:33.09 | Dillonator407 | oh |
| 20:33.20 | Dillonator407 | Half the people in these universes are insane |
| 20:33.29 | Xho | There's very few sane characters |
| 20:33.54 | Xho | You have to be mad in a universe that's riddled with god-tyrants and demon hordes |
| 20:33.58 | Dillonator407 | True |
| 20:34.19 | Dillonator407 | I can imagine whatd happen if my guys ever met demon hordes |
| 20:34.48 | Xho | Well you'd have to pick a demon horde |
| 20:34.58 | Xho | There's a few to choose from |
| 20:35.07 | Dillonator407 | True there are a few options |
| 20:35.15 | Hachiman | The people that fight these daemonic hordes also tend to be equally insane |
| 20:35.40 | Dillonator407 | the ones i remember are horrible evil indestructible demons, nightmare demons and mysterious death demons |
| 20:35.45 | Xho | That's pretty much it |
| 20:35.56 | Dillonator407 | Which of those is the least worse |
| 20:35.58 | Xho | There's also the hell demons |
| 20:36.04 | Xho | All of them are equally bad |
| 20:36.10 | Dillonator407 | Those dont sound good |
| 20:36.19 | Xho | Quite literally demons from Hell |
| 20:36.31 | Dillonator407 | Well umm what are the options for god-tyrants then |
| 20:36.41 | Xho | Tyromairon |
| 20:36.52 | Xho | That's about it really |
| 20:36.57 | Dillonator407 | Isnt he the one with a galactic empire |
| 20:37.01 | Xho | yup |
| 20:37.24 | Xho | There was also Zhuleshxi in the rewritten canon who was also a god-tyrant |
| 20:37.40 | Xho | Although the difference between Tyromairon and Zhuleshxi is pretty big |
| 20:37.43 | Dillonator407 | maybe ill just stick to random tiny tyrannies |
| 20:37.52 | Dillonator407 | I have no idea who Zhuleshxi is |
| 20:37.57 | Xho | One, Zhuleshxi's dead |
| 20:38.23 | Dillonator407 | i see |
| 20:39.07 | Xho | Tyromairon is meticulous and calculating, Zhuleshxi was more of the burn-entire-galaxies kind |
| 20:39.15 | Xho | Which in all fairness he did |
| 20:39.20 | Dillonator407 | is there anybody thats evil that doesnt have a massive empire/demon horde with them |
| 20:39.23 | Dillonator407 | Oh |
| 20:39.25 | Xho | Tyromairon |
| 20:39.30 | Xho | Oh |
| 20:39.35 | Xho | Hm |
| 20:39.52 | OluapPlayer | Not anyone who isn't a main antagonist |
| 20:40.06 | Dillonator407 | I see why everyone in this world is insane |
| 20:40.36 | Dillonator407 | At last my species will be sane...for a bit |
| 20:40.39 | Dillonator407 | *least |
| 20:40.54 | Xho | To be honest it's a bit of an exaggeration |
| 20:41.03 | Dillonator407 | really? |
| 20:41.03 | Xho | Most of the Gigaquadrant's powers are perfectly rational |
| 20:41.33 | Xho | Irrational powers are usually the ones with the demons with them |
| 20:41.38 | Dillonator407 | true they are |
| 20:43.01 | Dillonator407 | Even they are often massive |
| 20:43.08 | Dillonator407 | and fighting equally massive opponents |
| 20:44.22 | Dillonator407 | how did people to the stage of intergalactic superpower anyway actually? |
| 20:44.36 | Xho | The users or the actual fictions |
| 20:44.44 | Xho | The answer's the same either way really |
| 20:45.01 | Dillonator407 | both i suppose |
| 20:45.10 | Xho | Been here for a long enough time |
| 20:45.17 | Dillonator407 | ah |
| 20:45.53 | Xho | I've been here for coming up 8 years now and I'm not even the oldest user on the wiki |
| 20:45.56 | Dillonator407 | it does take ages to develop enough things to make such an empire i guess |
| 20:46.34 | Xho | That being said none of my fictions have lasted 8 years |
| 20:46.44 | Xho | Apart from the Xhodocto |
| 20:46.54 | Dillonator407 | really? |
| 20:46.58 | Xho | Nope |
| 20:47.03 | Xho | I'm very destructive with my fiction |
| 20:47.08 | Dillonator407 | Those guys are practically eternal |
| 20:47.13 | Dillonator407 | Hmmm how come? |
| 20:47.38 | Xho | Truthfully I have the mental stability of a rusty see-saw with brief periods of normality |
| 20:47.49 | Dillonator407 | Ah |
| 20:47.52 | Xho | Everything gets removed or rehashed at random |
| 20:48.27 | Dillonator407 | I bet thats what id do if i made a bunch of stuff at once |
| 20:48.28 | Xho | The Xhodocto just remained I guess |
| 20:48.32 | Xho | Pretty much |
| 20:48.45 | Xho | I only had two fictions for about three years |
| 20:48.50 | Xho | Or one |
| 20:48.53 | Xho | One year |
| 20:48.55 | Dillonator407 | Kind of hard to remove your namesake (i think) and the universally feared ultimate demon things |
| 20:49.12 | Dillonator407 | Which fiction is that? |
| 20:49.27 | Xho | There was the Xhodocto and The Congregation (their superpower cult) |
| 20:49.34 | Xho | They were ultimately destroyed during the War of Ages |
| 20:49.51 | Dillonator407 | i see |
| 20:50.03 | Xho | I've done a lot of fiction rewrites so 99% of the written stuff on the wiki isn't accurate anymore |
| 20:50.24 | Xho | Mainly to coincide with what the Xhodocto are now as fiction in comparison to back then |
| 20:50.27 | Dillonator407 | So you like to rewrite stuff a lot |
| 20:50.35 | Xho | Like is a strong term |
| 20:50.40 | Xho | More like randomly |
| 20:51.00 | Dillonator407 | ah i can understand that |
| 20:51.06 | Xho | Although I like the Xhodocto, they're the only fiction of mine that's actually grounded into the wiki |
| 20:51.21 | Dillonator407 | i see |
| 20:51.27 | Dillonator407 | well they are amajor part of it |
| 20:51.50 | Xho | I'm currently in a crisis with the Kicath because I want to remove them and use them at the same time |
| 20:52.14 | Dillonator407 | But you cant do both at once |
| 20:52.25 | Dillonator407 | also why do you want to remove them? |
| 20:52.34 | Xho | I don't like the fiction much |
| 20:52.35 | *** join/#sporewiki The_Randomness (~chatzilla@2601:441:1:5b80:8ddf:e40f:b3ce:36d3) |
| 20:52.35 | *** mode/#sporewiki [+o The_Randomness] by ChanServ |
| 20:52.58 | Dillonator407 | ah i see |
| 20:53.02 | Xho | The characters I like, the ficton itself is not very likeable |
| 20:53.13 | Dillonator407 | why not? |
| 20:53.22 | The_Randomness | Hello |
| 20:53.23 | Dillonator407 | sorry for asking a billion questions btw |
| 20:53.25 | Dillonator407 | hi |
| 20:53.37 | Xho | They're there because they are, not for any particular reason that might be deemed justifiable |
| 20:54.12 | Dillonator407 | so theyre not really there for a reason i see |
| 20:54.28 | Xho | Pretty much |
| 20:54.39 | Xho | The characters are quite firmly put into fiction |
| 20:54.47 | Xho | Or were |
| 20:54.59 | Dillonator407 | i see the dilemma here |
| 20:55.01 | Xho | I'm currently thinking whether Tantum should be re-done |
| 20:55.06 | Dillonator407 | Tantum? |
| 20:55.16 | Xho | Tantummodo Mortem, some fiction I did a few years back |
| 20:55.20 | Xho | So big it never finished |
| 20:55.25 | Dillonator407 | oh |
| 20:55.37 | Dillonator407 | mortem....sounds very not-deathly |
| 20:55.50 | DrodoEmpire | ^ |
| 20:55.52 | Xho | Although with the Second Great Cyrannus War looming overhead it doesn't look like that will happen |
| 20:56.08 | Xho | Cyrannian's screentime is more worthwhile than mine so |
| 20:56.22 | Dillonator407 | How long do these wars typically last? |
| 20:56.28 | Xho | Years |
| 20:56.37 | Xho | War of Ages was... |
| 20:56.38 | Xho | hm |
| 20:56.45 | Xho | 3 years or thereabouts |
| 20:56.51 | Dillonator407 | oh thats quite a while |
| 20:57.00 | Xho | Tantum was similarly long |
| 20:57.08 | Xho | And it was finished about 50% of the way |
| 20:57.22 | Dillonator407 | i dont need to worry about missing this war then i guess |
| 20:57.30 | Xho | We all got bored with it although the resolutions of the war are canon |
| 20:57.36 | Dillonator407 | So in other words war take a very long time |
| 20:57.40 | Xho | Big wars do |
| 20:57.49 | Xho | Smaller wars take some months |
| 20:57.54 | Dillonator407 | i take ones between like two people are quicker |
| 20:58.00 | Xho | Pretty much |
| 20:58.07 | Dillonator407 | whereas ones with the whole universe are the ones that take forever |
| 20:58.12 | Xho | Yes |
| 20:58.43 | Xho | War of Ages, Great Cyrannus War, Second War of Black Fog, Second Borealis Galactic War, Tantummodo Mortem and now Second Great Cyrannus War |
| 20:58.58 | Xho | There's more I've certainly missed but those are some of the big ones |
| 20:59.10 | Dillonator407 | Quite a few there |
| 20:59.11 | Xho | Tantummodo Mortem wasn't really a war though |
| 20:59.25 | DrodoEmpire | Xho: Oh what's the status on Voidwalker? |
| 20:59.28 | DrodoEmpire | Just curious |
| 20:59.35 | Xho | Still going |
| 20:59.37 | DrodoEmpire | kk |
| 20:59.37 | Dillonator407 | what was it? |
| 20:59.38 | Xho | I should get back to it |
| 20:59.42 | DrodoEmpire | Yeah we should |
| 20:59.46 | Xho | No clue what Tantum was |
| 20:59.56 | Xho | A multidimensional acid trip |
| 20:59.58 | Xho | That works |
| 21:00.00 | Dillonator407 | sounds chaotic then |
| 21:00.41 | Xho | I don't have the Voidwalker pad though |
| 21:00.46 | Xho | My desktop has changed since then |
| 21:01.10 | Dillonator407 | whats voidwalker? |
| 21:01.23 | Xho | Some ongoing fiction I have |
| 21:01.28 | Xho | That's an exploration kind of fic |
| 21:01.32 | Dillonator407 | honestly to me it sounds like a random cool sounding ship name |
| 21:01.34 | Dillonator407 | Ah |
| 21:02.17 | Xho | It is a ship |
| 21:02.21 | Xho | A very big ship |
| 21:02.26 | Dillonator407 | oh |
| 21:02.41 | Xho | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction%3AVoidwalker_Conflict |
| 21:02.52 | Dillonator407 | Audal exploration ships are typically rather small...i should write this stuff down |
| 21:03.12 | Dillonator407 | "conflict" sounds very exploratory so far |
| 21:03.25 | Xho | Well there's lots of factions exploring it |
| 21:03.39 | Dillonator407 | ah that makes sense |
| 21:03.44 | Xho | The issue is that the Voidwalker is a Zhulultu Construct |
| 21:04.38 | Dillonator407 | That word really reminds me of something |
| 21:05.40 | Dillonator407 | so an ancient race thingy that were evil? |
| 21:06.03 | Wormy_ | Hachiman: Vsauce and h3h3 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrjb1N4e9N8 |
| 21:06.05 | Dillonator407 | also...how on earth did you make that creature... |
| 21:06.46 | Hachiman | Wormy_: I saw that, Michael is such a funny guy |
| 21:07.07 | Wormy_ | spit facts |
| 21:07.12 | Dillonator407 | oh wait that god-tyrant from earlier was one of these guys |
| 21:07.50 | Wormy_ | People get so surprised about Vsauce, but watch his early videos and one can see he had a totally different direction |
| 21:08.05 | Xho | Dillonator407: The Zhulultu are the race that Zhuleshxi comes from |
| 21:08.07 | Xho | yes |
| 21:08.25 | DrodoEmpire | Xho: I have it |
| 21:08.39 | DrodoEmpire | Wormy_: ohgod I love that |
| 21:08.47 | Xho | ayyyyyyyyyy |
| 21:08.51 | DrodoEmpire | idubbbz - *breaks bottle* GET THE FUCK BACK |
| 21:09.02 | Xho | >Micheal |
| 21:09.04 | Xho | >MICHEAL |
| 21:09.10 | Xho | THIS TRIGGERS ME BEYOND TRIGGERING |
| 21:09.47 | DrodoEmpire | I'll get you the pad Xho |
| 21:14.50 | dino82_ | bye bye |
| 21:16.39 | Xho | I finally managed to use this video in a comment link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dz-vOwadqUs |
| 21:17.53 | DrodoEmpire | ayy lmao |
| 21:19.20 | Wormy_ | Lol pople vadalised the wikipedia page after the podcast https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Michael_Stevens_(educator)&action=history |
| 21:19.23 | Xho | Monet Ghelae Hachiman You guys got any time for a Voidwalker thing |
| 21:19.38 | Monet | I believe so. |
| 21:22.09 | Hachiman | Not at the moment, I'm afraid |
| 21:25.28 | Dillonator407 | i have to go for a bit |
| 21:30.40 | ImpyDroid | OluapPlayer Hachiman Monet: Forgot to tell you one thing. For some reason the stars on Saint-Petersburg New Year trees in public areas had eight pointed stars this year |
| 21:30.44 | ImpyDroid | Like, all of them |
| 21:30.50 | Ghelae | I don't have time; I'm only here for a few minutes checking up on what's gone on while I've been afk, but if you start it I'll see what's gone on when I get back again. |
| 21:31.38 | Monet | ImpyDroid: How many points do they usually have? |
| 21:32.21 | ImpyDroid | Well |
| 21:32.22 | ImpyDroid | Five |
| 21:32.49 | ImpyDroid | Isn't that normally the case |
| 21:34.06 | Monet | Yeah |
| 21:39.00 | ImpyDroid | I find it kind of interesting, maybe I am being paranoid but it could be a statement |
| 21:39.39 | ImpyDroid | The eight pointed star is popular amongst Russian nationalists, particularly the less racist ones, those who support Putin |
| 21:40.41 | ImpyDroid | https://mu-lnr.su/wp-content/themes/romangie/images/gerb.jpg Russian rebels in Ukraine use it for example |
| 21:40.53 | ImpyDroid | (look at the top of the picture ) |
| 21:41.48 | *** join/#sporewiki Dillonator407 (79d8c315@gateway/web/freenode/ip.121.216.195.21) |
| 21:41.55 | Dillonator407 | hello |
| 21:43.21 | ImpyDroid | http://ic.pics.livejournal.com/alexan83/38811814/1965/original.jpg Monet: There are revanchist pictures like this |
| 21:43.35 | Monet | hm |
| 21:56.39 | Hachiman | Wormy_ https://scontent-amt2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15894522_10208372172524362_9150974241925953613_n.jpg?oh=27e7967d4ad63b615f3b2b50b2e030b2&oe=58E68E5C and https://scontent-amt2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15871561_1297105350333091_5906061581931996915_n.jpg?oh=6e5c58b7b3bc881836abb13f7d2b1a6b&oe=59235B49 |
| 21:56.52 | Xho | OluapPlayer Hachiman ImpyDroid Monet: http://i.imgur.com/kT7efIX.jpg Dawn of War III leaked pictures |
| 21:57.00 | Xho | (not really) |
| 21:57.04 | Hachiman | kek |
| 21:57.14 | OluapPlayer | our words are backed with exterminatus |
| 21:57.21 | Monet | har-de-har |
| 21:57.58 | DrodoEmpire | Hachi: I fucking love those |
| 21:58.01 | DrodoEmpire | They're horrible |
| 21:58.05 | DrodoEmpire | But they're amazing |
| 21:59.25 | Xho | xXVagSaUcEXx |
| 21:59.29 | Xho | That made me laugh |
| 22:01.16 | Wormy_ | Hachiman: Dat userame |
| 22:05.27 | Xho | Wormy_: Hobgoblin's a weird tastng one |
| 22:05.30 | Xho | tasting |
| 22:06.49 | Wormy_ | It is, but I like it |
| 22:30.33 | Xho | https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15894735_735847966575207_934074989129721131_n.jpg?oh=4a1382365104c6b584902d858950b793&oe=58DB1182 Meanwhile on SporeWiki |
| 22:31.14 | Monet | Well that's not unsettling at all. |
| 22:35.18 | Wormy_ | The DCP's righteous side can sometimes make them lawful good http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/SporeWiki:Fiction_Universe/Universal_Discussion_Board#The_Collapse_of_Peace |
| 22:35.27 | Wormy_ | new message |
| 22:36.12 | Xho | "I would therefore like to congratulate the Cyrannian Empire on committing the greatest number of simultaneous intergalactic acts of war achieved in recorded history outside of Xhodocto influence. I believe your official certificate is being prepared as we speak." Apalos got the sass |
| 22:36.24 | Xho | Wormy_: DCP gon wrek |
| 22:36.27 | *** join/#sporewiki Liquid_Ink (79d0cd9d@gateway/web/freenode/ip.121.208.205.157) |
| 22:36.57 | Wormy_ | hi |
| 22:37.08 | Wormy_ | gone week or gonna wreck? |
| 22:37.09 | ImpyDroid | Wormy_: It kind of shows how Lunarai is a sweeter and nicer guy compared to Wormy |
| 22:37.37 | Xho | Wreck |
| 22:37.39 | Xho | wrek |
| 22:37.46 | Wormy_ | Well, Wormulus was more lawful good but unable to act in the stiff insitution of the Immortal Council |
| 22:38.17 | ImpyDroid | Wormy lust had good intentions as well but he was more of a tough guy |
| 22:38.22 | ImpyDroid | *Wormulus |
| 22:38.24 | Wormy_ | His act of transferring power to Lunarai caused enough confusion that ultimately led to the downfall of the Immortal Council |
| 22:38.25 | ImpyDroid | FUCKING T9 |
| 22:39.03 | Wormy_ | Lunarai's more open minded about other cultures. He was made to be in order to understand them better strategically |
| 22:39.18 | Wormy_ | as a result of this training he saw the light in the DCP-Vermulan wars |
| 22:39.40 | Wormy_ | In his younger years he slaughtered rebels by the millions |
| 22:44.07 | *** join/#sporewiki Gaseous_Ink (79d0cd9d@gateway/web/freenode/ip.121.208.205.157) |
| 22:44.54 | Wormy_ | hi |
| 22:52.09 | Hachiman | DrodoEmpire Wormy_ https://scontent-amt2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t31.0-8/15844688_10211860605579055_7062350360187611184_o.jpg?oh=ecd860abfe5863ee0b2118f1f46d3132&oe=591B6301 |
| 22:52.39 | DrodoEmpire | ayy lmao |
| 22:53.59 | *** join/#sporewiki Dillonator407 (79d8c315@gateway/web/freenode/ip.121.216.195.21) |
| 22:54.10 | Dillonator407 | hello |
| 22:55.57 | Xho | Hachiman: 420,000 likes YON HYAKU NIJU MOYASE KONO OKAMA YAROU |
| 22:56.36 | Dillonator407 | what does that mean |
| 22:57.04 | Xho | It's Japanese for "4/20 BLAZE IT FAGGOT" |
| 22:57.21 | Dillonator407 | ohhhhh |
| 22:57.22 | DrodoEmpire | That there son is what we call 'weebspeak', from the mystical land of them there Orient |
| 22:57.34 | DrodoEmpire | <.< |
| 22:57.50 | Xho | ya bastard |
| 22:57.53 | Dillonator407 | i know a very small part of that |
| 22:58.02 | Dillonator407 | just numbers basically |
| 22:58.19 | Xho | It should be nijuu really |
| 22:58.27 | Xho | My Japanese is a little rusty |
| 22:58.48 | Dillonator407 | well it looks pretty similar |
| 23:02.54 | DrodoEmpire | The_Randomness: https://scontent.fyhz1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t34.0-12/15731667_10155017234195649_925103518_n.jpg?oh=691daff3aac6445d9796800c88c18c4b&oe=586FDF00 |
| 23:03.10 | The_Randomness | oh dear |
| 23:03.55 | Dillonator407 | thats pretty random |
| 23:15.14 | Xho | DrodoEmpire: why |
| 23:15.28 | DrodoEmpire | because we can, Xho |
| 23:18.37 | Dillonator407 | for the good of all of us |
| 23:20.09 | Wormy_ | Looking for "You like Jazz?" |
| 23:20.13 | Xho | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Voidwalker_Conflict#Archive_Room AWWWWW SHIT NIGGA |
| 23:20.43 | DrodoEmpire | ^ |
| 23:20.54 | DrodoEmpire | They wus leanin an sheit |
| 23:21.00 | DrodoEmpire | *learnin |
| 23:21.08 | DrodoEmpire | and leaning too now that I think about it |
| 23:22.11 | DrodoEmpire | I'll fix some formatting goofs Xho |
| 23:22.37 | Xho | k |
| 23:24.02 | Dillonator407 | so people are exploring the ancient advanced ship |
| 23:24.17 | DrodoEmpire | Yeah |
| 23:25.19 | Dillonator407 | im just working on planet stuff |
| 23:25.24 | DrodoEmpire | In this case, a Drodo historian and DI xenoarchaeologist are looking through an archive room |
| 23:25.30 | DrodoEmpire | One of the only well-preserved ones |
| 23:26.18 | Dillonator407 | ah i see |
| 23:28.57 | ImpyDroid | Xho: Plot twist, Zhulultu were actually nice guys |
| 23:29.49 | DrodoEmpire | Zhulultu - yeah why do girls only ever go out with douchebags >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>: |
| 23:30.10 | Dillonator407 | :O |
| 23:30.20 | DrodoEmpire | (You said they were 'nice guys' <.<) |
| 23:31.01 | ImpyDroid | DrodoEmpire: Zhuleshxi actually turned evil to get laid |
| 23:31.05 | Dillonator407 | ah pun attack attempt |
| 23:31.06 | DrodoEmpire | olol |
| 23:31.21 | Dillonator407 | this universe is even more insane than i thought |
| 23:31.34 | DrodoEmpire | Zhuleshxi was the original fuccboi |
| 23:32.02 | OluapPlayer | everyone who isn't a skeleton is a fuckboy |
| 23:32.03 | ImpyDroid | Zhuleshxi, the Redpilled Prophet of the Altrightgation |
| 23:32.23 | Dillonator407 | ~turns into skeleton |
| 23:32.32 | ImpyDroid | The /pol/gregation even |
| 23:35.53 | DrodoEmpire | http://imgur.com/gallery/P7QmTMQ |
| 23:39.00 | *** join/#sporewiki Cyrannian (uid97882@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-exxytesncnmfayes) |
| 23:39.00 | *** mode/#sporewiki [+o Cyrannian] by ChanServ |
| 23:39.36 | Cyrannian | Hello |
| 23:40.13 | OluapPlayer | ~eat Cyrannian |
| 23:40.13 | infobot | ACTION slurps up all the Cyrannian available |
| 23:40.22 | Dillonator407 | hi |
| 23:40.50 | Cyrannian | ~massacre OluapPlayer |
| 23:40.50 | infobot | ACTION sets seeds of discontent and difference among the OluapPlayer; years later two factions have formed; history will take its course |
| 23:41.03 | Dillonator407 | ~kill Cyrannian |
| 23:41.03 | infobot | ACTION shoots a magneto-ionized fluxpositrino gun at Cyrannian |
| 23:41.18 | Dillonator407 | ooooh i never knew this was a thing |
| 23:41.45 | Cyrannian | Infobot is a great tool of murder so long as you don't ask her to destroy someone |
| 23:41.52 | Dillonator407 | ~obliterate OluapPlayer |
| 23:41.54 | Dillonator407 | really? |
| 23:42.00 | Dillonator407 | what happens if you do that? |
| 23:42.22 | Cyrannian | ~destroy Dillonator407 |
| 23:42.23 | infobot | no |
| 23:42.29 | Dillonator407 | oh |
| 23:42.41 | Dillonator407 | ~murder Cyrannian |
| 23:42.41 | infobot | ACTION shoots Cyrannian in his sleep |
| 23:43.16 | Dillonator407 | let me try some stuff |
| 23:43.22 | Dillonator407 | ~attack Cyrannian |
| 23:43.22 | infobot | ACTION grabs a pen, screams like she's possessed, and begins chasing Cyrannian |
| 23:43.42 | Dillonator407 | interesting |
| 23:43.56 | Dillonator407 | i wonder... |
| 23:44.02 | Cyrannian | hur you can try it on yourself in infobot's PM, I get a notification whenever you type my name |
| 23:44.04 | Dillonator407 | ~kill infobot |
| 23:44.05 | infobot | ACTION shoots a hyper-charged photon gun at infobot |
| 23:44.12 | Dillonator407 | sorry sorry |
| 23:44.28 | Monet | Yeah infobot spam isn't to well recieved on the channel. |
| 23:44.35 | Dillonator407 | my apologies |
| 23:44.47 | Dillonator407 | i didnt realise it sent a notification |
| 23:44.58 | Dillonator407 | i shall keep it to a minimum from this point on |
| 23:45.55 | Monet | When you say a user's name the channel sends a signal to them. Depending on the lcient it could be a beep, hilighted text etc. |
| 23:46.12 | Monet | depending on the client* |
| 23:46.18 | Dillonator407 | ah sorry |
| 23:46.32 | Dillonator407 | so thats what that beeping was forever ago |
| 23:49.58 | Cyrannian | Jaysus this internet is slow |
| 23:50.26 | Dillonator407 | really? |
| 23:51.24 | Cyrannian | It's a new connection, but so far I'm not impressed |
| 23:51.51 | Dillonator407 | thats a shame |
