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| 00:08.01 | Wormy_laptop | Effing Windows, forcing updates on my computer and taking ages |
| 00:08.29 | Charles_Bot | In the interests of security |
| 00:08.56 | Wormy_laptop | They should not be allowed to force updates 1) they own Windows, not my hardware 2) people need to work with their computers |
| 00:09.30 | Monet | Windows 10 can be set to prompt you that you need to restart to update |
| 00:09.37 | The_Randomness | ^ |
| 00:09.45 | Wormy_laptop | Didn't give me the option |
| 00:09.56 | Monet | Not in the settings menu? |
| 00:10.12 | Wormy_laptop | Already set |
| 00:10.46 | Wormy_laptop | It just said "Your computer needs to update now, restart" |
| 00:13.09 | Wormy_laptop | As for security, thats fine, but it should still give people time. And I know of no other operating system that does this so aggressively as Microsoft Windows |
| 00:18.23 | The_Randomness | I use Windows 10, can't say I've had that issue |
| 00:18.36 | The_Randomness | So, I can't really say anything |
| 00:19.09 | Hachiman | https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15027629_1132687846808385_2529826984010456786_n.jpg?oh=2d3e80aafe179a93ffcf9e9ac940e06f&oe=588A7573 Holy shit how does Ubisoft fuck up this badly |
| 00:19.26 | Hachiman | The bottom image is supposed to be from the remastered version of Assassin's Creed 2 |
| 00:19.52 | Monet | SOurce plz |
| 00:20.11 | Wormy_laptop | Random: Never had this issue before either, but looking it up, yes Windows will now force updates on people |
| 00:20.34 | NeonPanda | Hachiman: it's Ubisoft, why are you surprised they monkeyed up? |
| 00:21.11 | Monet | I dunno it looks like it might be joke. |
| 00:21.34 | Hachiman | It's not; I'm gonna scour for the source, but according to the comments of the post I got this from, it's from the Xbone version |
| 00:26.15 | Monet | A later article by Polygon suggests the problems they encountered were mostly an isolated incident |
| 00:26.39 | The_Randomness | Monet: But that's no good for internet points! |
| 00:27.33 | Monet | They tried on a second Xbox, Ezio ran more fluidly and that...guy looked like this https://cdn2.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/7497487/Pasted_image_at_2016_11_17_03_49_PM.png |
| 00:27.36 | Hachiman | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmnJvv-peF4 |
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| 00:29.55 | Hachiman | OluapPlayer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmnJvv-peF4 Almost as good as CrowbCat's videos |
| 00:30.41 | Monet | https://youtu.be/bwXuPwVavi0?t=1m38s Weird-Eye Guy isn't in this run. |
| 00:31.39 | OluapPlayer | Hachiman: That fucking guy at 1:14 |
| 00:31.44 | Hachiman | Aye hur |
| 00:31.49 | OluapPlayer | He's like that botchered portrait of Jesus |
| 00:32.01 | Hachiman | olol |
| 00:32.21 | Hachiman | Nonetheless, whether that guy is in that scene or not, AC2: Remastered is a fucking disaster |
| 00:33.37 | Monet | I jsut gave you a counter-video where the frea kwas gone |
| 00:33.55 | Hachiman | And I gave you a video where Ezio climbs like a fucking spider monkey |
| 00:34.22 | Monet | http://www.polygon.com/2016/11/17/13670084/assassins-creed-2-remaster-xbox-one-comparison-weird here's what I was reading |
| 00:34.51 | Monet | There's an 'update' segment |
| 00:35.23 | Monet | This is my problem with finger-on-the-pulse journalism. It leaves no time to give a full investigation. |
| 00:37.35 | NeonPanda | to be fair, spider monkeys are pretty good climbers |
| 00:38.02 | Hachiman | Yes but humans are not spider monkeys, no matter how much blood from whatever ancient human precursors they have |
| 00:38.18 | OluapPlayer | spider monkeys are just monkeys you should kill with fire |
| 00:38.37 | Monet | It can't be a complete disaster - the game doesn't look as muddy as the original for one. |
| 00:39.20 | Monet | A complete disaster is the missing face epidemic in Assassin's Creed Unity. |
| 00:39.23 | NeonPanda | also y u makin Monet think about renaissance italy when he's meant to be thinking about pirates |
| 00:40.37 | Hachiman | True |
| 00:40.44 | Hachiman | God I wish I had played Black Flag |
| 00:42.05 | Monet | You missed out when you could have been singing Blow the Man Down or Farewell Spanish Maidens with your crew. |
| 01:24.14 | Wormy_laptop | Finally I AHVE MY COMPUTER BACK |
| 01:24.18 | Wormy_laptop | Sorry, caps |
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| 02:04.01 | The_Randomness | Alright, I think I've recovered from my dinner taking revenge on me |
| 02:04.30 | The_Randomness | spent like 45 minutes almost falling asleep |
| 02:08.08 | NeonPanda | heh |
| 02:08.42 | Wormy_ | Leicester's fantastic attempt at decorating a Christmas Tree r http://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/624/cpsprodpb/BD9C/production/_92504584_naff_tree.jpg |
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| 04:27.44 | The_Randomness | TIL November 19th is World Toilet Day https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_Toilet_Day |
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| 10:46.44 | Wormy_ | hi |
| 10:49.41 | dino82_ | hi |
| 11:08.18 | dino82_ | recoverd from graduation party? |
| 11:13.41 | Wormy_ | Yeah, got loads of leftover curry |
| 11:17.17 | dino82_ | :D |
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| 11:31.14 | Wormy_ | double doh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgat2r8n5v4&index=3 |
| 11:31.16 | Wormy_ | hi |
| 11:31.30 | Wormy_ | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYUbroYI_SY&list=PLB1BB83542F53977E&index=2 |
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| 11:35.36 | Monet | hello |
| 11:35.38 | Wormy_ | Monet: http://i.imgur.com/sytSfq4.jpg |
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| 22:32.45 | Monet | I don't know who this woman is and frankly I don't care |
| 22:33.02 | Hachiman | >Britain First |
| 22:33.05 | Hachiman | Fucking hell Imp |
| 22:33.45 | ImpyDroid2 | Right so I take this is a pretty radical organisation |
| 22:34.13 | Hachiman | Yes, very much so |
| 22:34.21 | Monet | They make the BNP look lenient |
| 22:35.27 | Monet | <PROTECTED> |
| 22:35.37 | Monet | sorry |
| 22:35.46 | Monet | They're the ones who shouted "death to traitors" |
| 22:36.01 | ImpyDroid2 | While shouting then |
| 22:36.20 | Monet | This is how much they make my blood boil. |
| 22:36.36 | Technobliterator | basically, a neonazi party |
| 22:36.50 | Technobliterator | they don't even try to hide it |
| 22:37.03 | Monet | I'd call for them ot take a dive in the north sea but I have relatives who live on the Yorkshire coast and I don't want the fish to die from their toxic blood. |
| 22:37.08 | ImpyDroid2 | So something on the level of Golden Dawn |
| 22:37.13 | Technobliterator | hahaha |
| 22:39.08 | Monet | I approve of fredom of speech and freedom of scrutiny but frankly the less attention they can get the better. |
| 22:40.47 | ImpyDroid2 | Basically I have one parody video in mind and I am looking for some prominent British nationalist leaders |
| 22:41.14 | ImpyDroid2 | For whom it would make sense to spout something hateful |
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| 22:50.26 | ImpyDroid2 | And speaking of which |
| 22:50.41 | ImpyDroid2 | Hachiman Xho OluapPlayer: https://www.youtube.com/shared?ci=OAquWbTDs84 Daily life in the Empire of Man |
| 22:56.39 | Technobliterator | oh my fucking god |
| 22:57.12 | Technobliterator | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmnJvv-peF4&feature=share how did Ubisoft manage to screw up Assassin's Creed II this badly |
| 22:57.17 | Technobliterator | Like, I don't understand |
| 23:00.34 | Hachiman | I said this yesterday and got badmouthed hur |
| 23:00.53 | Technobliterator | I mean, it's very apparent that this is bad |
| 23:01.07 | Technobliterator | the lighting is completely fucked up, the climbing is fucked up, and that face |
| 23:01.07 | Technobliterator | ugh |
| 23:01.16 | Monet | You got badmouthed because Polygon realised it didn't apply to all Xboxs |
| 23:01.48 | Technobliterator | Even if it doesn't apply to all Xboxes, it shouldn't apply to any Xboxes |
| 23:04.00 | Monet | Look on the bright side, maybe UbiSoft will investigate the glitch. (small maybe but whatever) |
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| 23:04.39 | ZF101 | What up y'all. |
| 23:05.58 | Monet | This knee-jerk bullshit is exhausting. That random dude isn't even a game-breaker |
| 23:08.01 | Technobliterator | Knee-jerk bullshit? Monet, someone paid $60 to get a "remastered" version that is a worse version of the game that came out a decade ago |
| 23:08.25 | Technobliterator | Even if it only affects a small number of customers, those customers all got conned |
| 23:09.03 | Monet | It's knee-jerk bullshit because Polygon released an article then less than 24 hours later they realised, from trying to replicate the glitch on another console, that it's not as pervasive as they though |
| 23:09.50 | Technobliterator | It's a glitch that shouldn't be in the game, and wasn't in the original |
| 23:09.58 | Technobliterator | And someone got conned $60 because of it |
| 23:10.06 | Monet | Can you find anyone else reporting it? |
| 23:10.41 | Monet | Oh they got conned because *one scene* was ruined for them. |
| 23:10.56 | Technobliterator | Yes, they did get conned because the game is broken |
| 23:11.32 | Technobliterator | It's not just a face glitch |
| 23:11.44 | Technobliterator | It's the lighting being bad, it's the climbing being glitched |
| 23:11.44 | Monet | The spider-Ezio glitch as well? |
| 23:12.04 | Technobliterator | they got a worse version of a game that came out a decade ago for full price |
| 23:12.06 | Monet | The climing was also tested to not be all-pervasive |
| 23:12.16 | Technobliterator | A game that easily costs much less than $60 now |
| 23:12.23 | Technobliterator | How is that not being conned? |
| 23:12.44 | Monet | Because it's making a mountain out of a molehill? |
| 23:12.45 | The_Randomness | Why are you trying so hard to shit all over this? |
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| 23:14.02 | Technobliterator | Why are you trying so hard to defend a company conning people out of their money? |
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| 23:14.24 | Technobliterator | You don't sell worse versions of a decade old game for full price, that's just completely unethical |
| 23:14.51 | Monet | Because I have investigated into how fucking hard it is to make a flawless, bug-free product. |
| 23:15.07 | Monet | You're accusing Ubisoft of conning when Bethesda does this all. The bloody .time |
| 23:15.46 | Technobliterator | I was not discussing Bethesda |
| 23:15.50 | Technobliterator | I am not fans of Bethesda either |
| 23:16.27 | Technobliterator | It's not to do with the bugs, it's bugs that didn't exist in the original version of the game |
| 23:16.44 | Monet | Apparently the climbing one did. |
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| 23:16.56 | Monet | It was just rare |
| 23:16.57 | Technobliterator | They made a worse version of a decade old game, a game that could easily be bought for much cheaper everywhere else, and charged full price for it |
| 23:17.21 | Technobliterator | I would say yes, that is conning people out of their money, and we shouldn't just be accepting this from developers |
| 23:17.30 | Technobliterator | Because they'll just keep doing it and keep getting away with it |
| 23:17.34 | Monet | I prefer the lighting of the remaster. |
| 23:17.49 | Monet | The original was very brown and coffee-stained |
| 23:17.54 | Zillafire101 | Hey Cyrannian, where was that edit you needed? |
| 23:17.57 | Technobliterator | Which was the whole point |
| 23:18.05 | Technobliterator | It was supposed to have less color contrast |
| 23:18.13 | Zillafire101 | Nevermind. |
| 23:19.05 | Cyrannian | If anyone wants to add themselves to the final battle of the Neraida War, you can add yourself here, otherwise you can use the page when it's up: https://titanpad.com/44gNYT4NXN |
| 23:19.19 | Monet | Now you're defending low-contrast lighting? |
| 23:19.54 | Technobliterator | I am defending the art direction of the original game, which was very deliberate |
| 23:20.29 | Monet | Source? |
| 23:21.06 | Monet | In fact don't bother, I don't know why I'm arguing |
| 23:21.35 | Monet | If you think that Ubisoft are dirty con-artist who should all be put in jail for fradulent advertising, go ahead. |
| 23:21.39 | Monet | I no longer care |
| 23:22.57 | Monet | Game developers and publishers get nothing but hate and fire and spite for something they spend years on battling budgets, sleep and tight deadlines. |
| 23:27.16 | Monet | I'm done with consumer toxicity, I'm done with negativity I am fucking DONE with probably one of the most entitled consumer markets in the modern world. |
| 23:28.11 | Technobliterator | Did I once call for jailing them? |
| 23:28.56 | Technobliterator | I think it's extremely and abundantly clear that I was expressing frustration at a publisher releasing a worse version of a decade old game at a higher price than you can still get said game |
| 23:30.15 | Monet | I said I'm done. |
| 23:30.33 | Monet | I don't want to beat my head against a wall anymore. |
| 23:30.43 | Technobliterator | To call people entitled for wanting to get their money's worth is extremely dismissive, as is implying that developers and publishers who genuinely do put hours of work and passion into really good games deserve as much money as people who rehash an old game and can't make it as good as when it came out |
| 23:31.14 | Technobliterator | Well, if you're done, say that, rather than call me a member of "one of the most entitled consumer markets in the modern world" |
| 23:33.26 | Monet | I wasn't just referring to this one incident |
| 23:34.13 | Technobliterator | I was |
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| 23:37.44 | Monet | This knee-jerk clickbait press is making me ill. |
