00:00.19 | NeonPanda | dual shortsword wielding stunty is a go |
00:00.32 | OluapPlayer | What is a free day where you're all available to do this? |
00:00.45 | Hachiman | Well, my other group operates on Saturday nights |
00:01.05 | Hachiman | I'm good most of the time actually but Fridays and Sundays are probably best for Monet |
00:01.09 | Hachiman | Because I'm NEET scum |
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00:03.36 | Monet | Fridays for me are better than Sundays. |
00:04.10 | OluapPlayer | NeonPanda: That'd translate to saturday morning to you. That good? |
00:04.20 | NeonPanda | can be arranged |
00:05.10 | DrodoEmpire | Hey does anyone here play Insurgency? |
00:05.30 | Hachiman | Only ever heard of it |
00:05.35 | OluapPlayer | Okay so Friday night, level 3 doods |
00:06.04 | OluapPlayer | I'm not gonna restrict you from playing any race but I'd prefer if you played dwarves, humans or elves |
00:06.44 | Hachiman | All human party cus bonus feats and floating stats |
00:06.52 | NeonPanda | shadowlings are half human so they're half preferred right? :P |
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00:07.04 | NeonPanda | but seriously I think we should stick to the theme and all dwarf |
00:07.09 | Hachiman | What if I wanna play a beastman |
00:07.25 | OluapPlayer | I'd have to ask why you want to be a special snowflake |
00:07.36 | Hachiman | It was inevitable |
00:08.15 | NeonPanda | >why does he want to be a snowflake > it's Hachi |
00:09.00 | OluapPlayer | Only if he agrees to be a hare and not a rabbit |
00:09.12 | Hachiman | but y |
00:09.25 | OluapPlayer | Because there are no rabbit men in DF, only hare men hur |
00:09.29 | Hachiman | What if I wanted to play a worm man |
00:09.37 | OluapPlayer | What if I said no |
00:09.46 | Hachiman | What if I said Doctrina is cancelled |
00:10.11 | OluapPlayer | I'd hate you forever |
00:10.44 | Hachiman | I don't want you to hate me so Doctrina stays hur |
00:10.51 | OluapPlayer | gud |
00:11.04 | Hachiman | In seriousness, I'll play dorf |
00:11.14 | OluapPlayer | So no sexualized elf |
00:11.16 | Hachiman | The Stonelord Paladin Archetype has been tempting me for a while anyway |
00:11.18 | OluapPlayer | disappointed with u |
00:11.21 | Hachiman | fukn |
00:11.31 | Hachiman | which way is it u fukn bean |
00:11.34 | NeonPanda | he's already done it once, let him have some diversity :P |
00:12.04 | Hachiman | Yeah I'll play sexualized dwarf instead |
00:12.17 | NeonPanda | godplzno |
00:12.17 | OluapPlayer | a great humanoid composed of vomit |
00:12.25 | Hachiman | olol |
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00:13.32 | Hachiman | I could actually play a fast dwarf |
00:14.02 | Hachiman | Oh wait Panda will also be a fast dwarf# |
00:14.08 | Hachiman | Because Rogue |
00:14.22 | OluapPlayer | That being said, unless you want this campaign to only last 3 sessions, you should probably not just reclaim the fortress |
00:14.32 | OluapPlayer | Because you could probably get that done in a few hours at most |
00:14.46 | NeonPanda | just make it a really big fortress |
00:14.50 | NeonPanda | with multiple levels and whatnot |
00:14.51 | Hachiman | Depends how many layers there are |
00:14.59 | Hachiman | That or have it be like a Ghostbusters-type deal |
00:15.09 | OluapPlayer | How'd you mean? |
00:15.10 | Hachiman | And make multiple fortresses for us to reclaim |
00:15.27 | OluapPlayer | Fortclaimers |
00:15.30 | NeonPanda | eh, one huge fortress would be better than multiple baby fortresses |
00:15.41 | Hachiman | How about multiple huge fortresses |
00:16.03 | OluapPlayer | I'll try and make one huge fort work |
00:16.18 | NeonPanda | plan out five or six levels, zones, whatever oyu want to call them (one at a time), have each of them represent one character level of progression, gg pls re |
00:16.49 | Hachiman | So we'd be ending at level... 10-12? |
00:16.59 | NeonPanda | something like that |
00:17.17 | OluapPlayer | Well I did have a thought. Each level is highly defended, but as you progress the parts you conquered are repopulated |
00:17.57 | OluapPlayer | The local population would serve as both a means to get new items and dig into new levels |
00:18.04 | Hachiman | Once we're done with that fortress, next adventure is high-level Boatmurdered exploration |
00:18.20 | OluapPlayer | Lava consumes the landscape and you die, the end |
00:18.37 | Hachiman | That or we get murdered by elephants before getting anywhere near |
00:18.42 | NeonPanda | iunno, randemonium loot table finding magic items out of chests has its benefits too |
00:19.15 | OluapPlayer | You'll get loot. Fort shops would be a way to get more mundane stuff |
00:19.21 | Rock_From_Hell | What game you all talking about? |
00:19.27 | Hachiman | Pathfinder |
00:19.30 | Rock_From_Hell | k |
00:19.53 | OluapPlayer | Say you want some beer. Brewer dorf can get you some |
00:19.54 | OluapPlayer | Etc |
00:20.28 | Hachiman | There's a monk archetype that relies on beer so |
00:21.09 | NeonPanda | inb4 hachi plays drunken fist dwarf monk |
00:21.15 | Hachiman | I mean, I could |
00:21.47 | OluapPlayer | Also if you kill all the goblins occupying the place and let the passage of time go, those goblins would want to take the place again |
00:21.51 | OluapPlayer | cue danger coming from the outside |
00:22.18 | Hachiman | Needs a werebeast or a vampire at some point |
00:23.18 | NeonPanda | you guys know DF more than I so you'd have a better idea what classes suit the theme, btu either way I'm playing a rogue |
00:23.36 | Charles_Mac | wts 2803-era supercarrier |
00:23.46 | Charles_Mac | good condition |
00:23.57 | OluapPlayer | Well theoretically the only thing DF has are fighters and barbarians |
00:24.04 | OluapPlayer | But that's mostly out of the game being incomplete |
00:24.13 | OluapPlayer | We're getting mages soon(ish)(never) |
00:25.01 | OluapPlayer | A rogue archetype is also being developed |
00:25.05 | OluapPlayer | So rogues are good to go |
00:25.09 | DrodoEmpire | Charles_Mac: ? |
00:25.42 | Charles_Mac | France is probably going to want to sell the Pax Franconica fairly soon |
00:26.36 | DrodoEmpire | Ahh |
00:27.38 | Hachiman | NeonPanda: Okay, but what if Dwarven Reinhardt |
00:27.55 | NeonPanda | tempting, but you know I've been sitting on the dwarf rogue idea for ages |
00:28.01 | Hachiman | I meant me u dum |
00:28.14 | NeonPanda | go for it |
00:28.29 | Hachiman | Now I need to figure out a way to hold a tower shield single-handed and a giant ass hammer |
00:28.50 | NeonPanda | tower shield plus warhammer, done |
00:29.31 | Monet | This is exciting but I need to get going |
00:29.38 | Monet | Good night, or in Panda's case ,good morning |
00:29.42 | OluapPlayer | Bye |
00:31.42 | Rock_From_Hell | I guess I'll go book it as well... |
00:35.46 | NeonPanda | also wat stats we use |
00:37.03 | Hachiman | 25 point buy pls |
00:37.10 | OluapPlayer | aaa |
00:37.24 | OluapPlayer | What's the one that's the right one again? |
00:37.56 | OluapPlayer | Elite? |
00:38.00 | NeonPanda | yeh |
00:38.06 | OluapPlayer | Elite then |
00:39.12 | NeonPanda | 6 charisma, hooo boy |
00:40.08 | OluapPlayer | wow |
00:40.23 | OluapPlayer | But I assume charisma isn't important for a rogue? |
00:40.51 | NeonPanda | it can be, I'm just not using any social skills |
00:41.43 | NeonPanda | the only one I'd really get any value out of is bluff if I wanted to go for a feint build, but since stabstabstab that won't be happening |
01:17.24 | Tek0516 | Damnit. Every time I play Cities Skylines I manage to overheat my laptop. >.< |
01:18.58 | DrodoEmpire | Oh wow |
01:26.25 | Hachiman | NeonPanda: What if I suggested magical girl Pathfinder campaign |
01:28.27 | OluapPlayer | as only as I can have animal ears and a tail of some description |
01:28.44 | Hachiman | Magical girl so yes |
01:32.43 | DrodoEmpire | test |
01:37.04 | DrodoEmpire | Hmm |
01:37.12 | DrodoEmpire | I might buy Pike & Shot |
01:37.30 | DrodoEmpire | I've taken great interest in that era recently so I figure it'd be a good game to play |
01:37.40 | Hachiman | Huh cool |
01:37.42 | Hachiman | What's it like? |
01:38.03 | DrodoEmpire | Its a bit like total war, but sorta turn-based I think and heavily focused on historical accuracy |
01:38.33 | DrodoEmpire | It reminds me a bit of the Romance of the Three Kingdoms or Nobunaga's Ambition games, if you've ever played those |
01:38.37 | DrodoEmpire | But deeper |
01:39.24 | DrodoEmpire | Focuses in the time between the Italian wars to like the Thirty Years' War and English Civil War |
01:39.38 | Hachiman | So, what is the alternate context of "romance"? |
01:40.04 | Hachiman | It seems a little bit weird to call a period of war a "romance" or something like that |
01:40.09 | DrodoEmpire | Oh, RTK is a separate game and its named after a classical Chinese novel about the Three Kingdoms period |
01:40.42 | DrodoEmpire | Why its named a "romance" I have no clue- likely an archaic usage of the term |
01:40.48 | Hachiman | Ah |
01:40.49 | Hachiman | I figured it was about the Three Kingdoms |
01:41.14 | DrodoEmpire | Also seeing as you're a weeb <.< |
01:41.24 | DrodoEmpire | There's Pike & Shot but Asia that's just been released |
01:41.29 | DrodoEmpire | "Sengoku Jidai" |
01:41.44 | Hachiman | Hm it sounds cool |
01:41.46 | DrodoEmpire | Its got the Japanese clans, Ming Dynasty, Korea, and the Jurchens |
01:41.59 | DrodoEmpire | I think I'll try both at some point |
01:42.11 | Hachiman | A little bit weird to call it the Sengoku Jidai if there's stuff set outside of Japan |
01:42.26 | DrodoEmpire | Yeah >.< |
01:42.45 | DrodoEmpire | I think the reason for that is because it focuses heavily around Japan though, and most of the campaign scenarios do too |
01:42.45 | Hachiman | Although at least Jurchens are getting some love |
01:42.48 | DrodoEmpire | ^ |
01:43.01 | DrodoEmpire | You almost never hear of the Ming or Jurchens in video games so yeah its awesome |
01:57.56 | NeonPanda | Hachiman: sorry was asleep, not really into the whole magical girl thing tbh |
01:58.06 | Hachiman | I mean, I was kidding |
02:01.07 | OluapPlayer | That was kinda obvious |
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02:03.05 | Mrrankings11 | Sup |
02:03.17 | DrodoEmpire | Hi |
02:03.41 | Mrrankings11 | So i for the most parrt finished the Dannie empire |
02:04.08 | Mrrankings11 | I will likely completely redo it in the futue |
02:04.30 | DrodoEmpire | Uh huh |
02:05.51 | Mrrankings11 | My next empie should be alot better |
02:06.58 | DrodoEmpire | Alright |
02:07.21 | Mrrankings11 | If you want i can link it here |
02:07.59 | Mrrankings11 | As im looking for ways to improve |
02:08.33 | DrodoEmpire | Alright, fine |
02:08.35 | DrodoEmpire | Go ahead |
02:09.18 | Mrrankings11 | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Dannie_Empire |
02:09.29 | Mrrankings11 | Warning thou, its kinda bad |
02:12.43 | DrodoEmpire | Er, indeed |
02:12.46 | DrodoEmpire | I mean |
02:12.48 | DrodoEmpire | Uh |
02:12.54 | DrodoEmpire | What's your next fiction idea? |
02:15.42 | Mrrankings11 | Well its alot more developed, and well, im sruck between the names Ubophoe and Serehbroe |
02:16.04 | DrodoEmpire | Hmm, alright |
02:16.12 | DrodoEmpire | What ideas do you have for it? Government? |
02:16.15 | DrodoEmpire | Culture? |
02:16.17 | DrodoEmpire | Military? |
02:18.07 | Mrrankings11 | The military is comprised mostly of Bioweapons and things like emps, (theh basically w |
02:18.23 | Mrrankings11 | Debuff there enemy's) |
02:19.05 | DrodoEmpire | What do you mean by "comprised" of these things? |
02:19.32 | Mrrankings11 | Tere culture is very hard to summerise |
02:19.45 | DrodoEmpire | Armies are comprised of men, their regiments, and their strategies and usage- not of weapons |
02:20.16 | DrodoEmpire | Weapons are things the military use and help shape their tactics and strategies but they aren't the military |
02:20.31 | Mrrankings11 | Ok |
02:20.41 | DrodoEmpire | And you can't build a military around a few gimmicks like that either |
02:21.04 | DrodoEmpire | What is there overall doctrine, I suppose is what I mean? |
02:21.46 | Mrrankings11 | You do realizs im summerizing in the bare bones way possible |
02:22.29 | DrodoEmpire | I know |
02:22.35 | DrodoEmpire | But what you're saying doesn't make sense |
02:22.49 | DrodoEmpire | You can summarise a military doctrine- what you described wasn't a military doctrine |
02:24.01 | Mrrankings11 | <PROTECTED> |
02:24.31 | DrodoEmpire | A military doctrine is the overall "goal" or orientation of your military |
02:24.36 | Mrrankings11 | I actually have a entire section planes |
02:24.43 | DrodoEmpire | What it focuses on. |
02:24.51 | Mrrankings11 | Planed for that |
02:25.28 | Mrrankings11 | Well there are 7 may segemts of laws |
02:25.47 | DrodoEmpire | What? |
02:25.53 | Mrrankings11 | 1. Rules of the nation |
02:26.02 | Mrrankings11 | 2. Rules of development |
02:26.13 | Mrrankings11 | 3.rules of war |
02:26.21 | DrodoEmpire | No no |
02:26.26 | DrodoEmpire | Military doctrine |
02:26.30 | DrodoEmpire | Nothing to do with laws |
02:27.03 | DrodoEmpire | What does your military specialise in? What does it focus on? What tactics does it use? |
02:27.37 | Mrrankings11 | Rules statwed in rules of war |
02:27.46 | DrodoEmpire | What weapons, even, does it use at varying levels of combat (i.e what purpose does an infantryman have and what equipment does he have to serve that purpose?) |
02:27.53 | DrodoEmpire | Rules of War are written to prevent abuses |
02:27.59 | DrodoEmpire | Not to define a military focus |
02:34.12 | Mrrankings11 | It Manley focuses on quik strickes of stronger enemys, wearing them down before sending something like nuke in to finish the battle |
02:35.18 | DrodoEmpire | That's very rigid and very... bad |
02:35.20 | DrodoEmpire | Just not a good idea |
02:35.39 | DrodoEmpire | A series of probing strikes and then hoping a single superweapon destroys them is silly |
02:35.46 | Mrrankings11 | Is there anyway for it to improve |
02:35.54 | DrodoEmpire | Scrap the entire idea |
02:36.07 | DrodoEmpire | And look at the bigger picture |
02:36.16 | Mrrankings11 | The entire empire? |
02:36.19 | DrodoEmpire | No |
02:36.22 | DrodoEmpire | Doctrine |
02:36.24 | DrodoEmpire | Ultimately, are the offensive or defensive? |
02:36.31 | DrodoEmpire | The doctrine, the army |
02:37.42 | Mrrankings11 | I was thinking of a more defensive army |
02:38.10 | DrodoEmpire | Alright |
02:38.25 | DrodoEmpire | So obviously probing attacks and then using a superweapon isn't an option on the defense :p |
02:38.57 | NeonPanda | taking this on a slightly different track, why are they defensive? asking reflective questions often gives you the answers you need to fill in details later on |
02:38.59 | DrodoEmpire | Because you'd be giving ground and then annihilating that area, which is probably your own land |
02:39.07 | DrodoEmpire | That too |
02:39.13 | DrodoEmpire | What doctrine they adopt depends on circumstance |
02:39.27 | DrodoEmpire | If they're surrounded by rivals but aren't powerful enough to destroy them |
02:39.31 | DrodoEmpire | They'd probably be defensive |
02:39.38 | NeonPanda | well I'm asking him directly |
02:39.48 | DrodoEmpire | If they're wealthy and want to expand, it'd likely be offensive |
02:40.00 | DrodoEmpire | Well yeah I'm just providing extra info |
02:41.24 | Mrrankings11 | Hmm, well i was thinking of a teir 3-2 society |
02:43.16 | DrodoEmpire | Right. |
02:45.24 | Mrrankings11 | Well now that think about, were are they in the galaxy? |
02:45.58 | Mrrankings11 | And how dous that affection them |
02:46.20 | DrodoEmpire | Local politics would affect them |
02:46.25 | DrodoEmpire | And there's more than one galaxy :p |
02:46.49 | Mrrankings11 | True |
02:48.00 | NeonPanda | one thing to note is that the inhabitants of different galaxies somewhat happen to align with different styles of storywriting, so that's a meta consideration worth putting thought to |
02:48.12 | DrodoEmpire | Sure |
02:49.41 | Mrrankings11 | Well i would have to getb |
02:49.49 | Mrrankings11 | Permission |
02:52.10 | NeonPanda | not for most of them actually |
02:52.49 | NeonPanda | I think only one you actually need permission (that being Borealis), Andromeda is lightly moderated but that's about it |
02:54.42 | Mrrankings11 | Ok |
02:55.02 | Mrrankings11 | I have to go |
02:55.07 | DrodoEmpire | Quadrants and Cyrannus too |
02:55.08 | DrodoEmpire | Alright. |
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12:43.42 | NeonPanda | hi all |
12:43.58 | OluapPlayer | Hi |
12:44.59 | OluapPlayer | NeonPanda: For the prime Dorf experienced I was thinking of using symbols rather than tokens in the campaign |
12:45.03 | OluapPlayer | http://i.imgur.com/W5FxRnn.jpg so this is you |
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12:46.32 | OluapPlayer | Did you get what I just said? |
12:46.40 | NeonPanda_ | nope, internet was dum |
12:47.11 | OluapPlayer | I said I was thinking of using DF symbols rather than drawn tokens in the campaign |
12:47.18 | OluapPlayer | http://i.imgur.com/W5FxRnn.jpg so you'd look like this |
12:48.01 | Hachiman | happy dorf |
12:48.16 | OluapPlayer | dorfs are always happy especially when they're on fire |
12:49.23 | NeonPanda_ | not the worst idea ever |
12:50.24 | OluapPlayer | The maps will still look normal because no way would I be able to make entire maps resembling ASCII |
12:50.41 | OluapPlayer | That'd be a nightmare + I'd have to stop and explain what every symbol is |
12:51.28 | OluapPlayer | Anyway, pick a colour for your little happy face |
12:51.38 | OluapPlayer | Can't be blue because Hachi already claimed that |
12:53.10 | Hachiman | Actually make mine red |
12:53.20 | Hachiman | My dorf is red haired |
12:53.25 | OluapPlayer | nsdngf |
12:53.33 | OluapPlayer | Okay you can pick blue but not read |
12:53.34 | OluapPlayer | red |
12:54.59 | NeonPanda_ | green cos why not |
12:55.21 | NeonPanda_ | https://donjon.bin.sh/pathfinder/dungeon/ btw you may find this useful |
12:55.34 | Hachiman | Ah donjon |
12:56.35 | OluapPlayer | That is fantastically useful actually |
12:57.00 | OluapPlayer | rite so we got green smiley and red smiley |
12:57.10 | OluapPlayer | Just need Monet to decide the colour of his |
12:57.41 | NeonPanda_ | bright, pulsating neon pink |
12:57.54 | OluapPlayer | explode it into gore nao |
12:58.08 | Hachiman | A giant humanoid made of vomit |
12:58.13 | OluapPlayer | Also roll20 had some nice updates it seems. Accessing tokens is a lot easier |
12:59.12 | OluapPlayer | In-game coloured dwarves represent military skills (though I'm mentioning this mostly for the trivia of it) |
12:59.24 | OluapPlayer | A red dwarf would be a maceman, a green one would be a marksman |
13:00.10 | Hachiman | rite |
13:00.19 | OluapPlayer | Blue is swordsman iirc |
13:01.45 | Hachiman | What are we doing for HP? Take max all the way to three, take full at level 1 and take half other levels, etc/ |
13:01.47 | Hachiman | ? |
13:02.10 | OluapPlayer | I've never heard of doing the former |
13:02.18 | OluapPlayer | I expect you to do the latter |
13:02.23 | Hachiman | Right |
13:12.11 | Hachiman | Are we using traits? |
13:13.27 | OluapPlayer | Yes. Make your sheet as if this was any other game |
13:26.32 | NeonPanda_ | so what are you playing buniman? |
13:26.38 | Hachiman | Hammerdwarf |
13:26.42 | Hachiman | That is, Foehammer Fighter |
13:27.14 | Hachiman | Besmar Kilrudnal, aka Besmar Bronzehour the female hammerdwarf |
13:27.20 | NeonPanda_ | tasty |
13:28.54 | NeonPanda_ | going for the dual-wielding version? |
13:29.06 | Hachiman | Nah, two-handed |
13:29.42 | NeonPanda_ | fair enough |
13:30.19 | OluapPlayer | http://dwarffortresswiki.org/index.php/Dwarven_language/raw get yourself a dorfy surname |
13:35.36 | OluapPlayer | NeonPanda_: Any easy way to transfer the donjon maps to roll20? It's being a little troublesome getting them to fit with the grid |
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13:36.35 | Imperios | Hi |
13:36.38 | Hachiman | You can change the grid somehow as far as I know |
13:36.39 | Hachiman | Hi |
13:36.41 | OluapPlayer | Hi |
13:36.49 | Hachiman | NeonPanda: Also, can you charge and attack with reach weapons? |
13:37.07 | NeonPanda_ | OluapPlayer: what form did you download the map in? |
13:37.09 | NeonPanda_ | Hachiman: yes |
13:37.18 | OluapPlayer | Player's Map |
13:38.38 | NeonPanda_ | k good, basically the black band around the side is one square's distance, so you figure out how many squares it is length by width and snap it to corners basically |
13:38.50 | NeonPanda_ | I remember having a bit of trouble but it's mostly fiddling with it a bit |
13:39.04 | Hachiman | Also, what's the starting gold? |
13:39.09 | Hachiman | For level 3 chars |
13:39.35 | NeonPanda_ | also, fucking black:udir makes it so hard to start a decent sounding name |
13:41.01 | Hachiman | Dwarves get a surname and a nickname; your nickname could start with 'Black-' |
13:42.04 | OluapPlayer | Actually I found an easy work-around |
13:42.22 | OluapPlayer | I can just disable the roll20 grid altogether |
13:42.38 | NeonPanda_ | that's the thing though, most of the combinations that spring to mind are really awkward to say |
13:44.31 | Hachiman | Nothing will ever be as awkward as the human god Dik Hairfancy |
13:44.47 | Hachiman | Who is the human god of lust and takes the form of a woman |
13:45.02 | Hachiman | *Hairyfancy |
13:47.30 | NeonPanda_ | probably not going to manage better than Ar'lotad |
13:47.42 | NeonPanda_ | which would mean underhand |
13:47.49 | Hachiman | Nicer |
13:47.52 | Hachiman | Nice* |
13:48.42 | Hachiman | OluapPlayer: wats our startin gold dumba |
13:48.52 | NeonPanda_ | not gonna lie, I tried to find what Bronzebottom would be |
13:49.01 | OluapPlayer | Doesn't Paizo give you that information? |
13:49.07 | Hachiman | If it did, I forgot |
13:49.13 | NeonPanda_ | 3k gp standard |
13:49.36 | Hachiman | Kilrudgothum |
13:49.57 | NeonPanda_ | would be so tempting if we didn't already have a person with bronze in their name, not gonna lie |
13:50.15 | NeonPanda_ | you do know where Bronzebottom comes from, right? |
13:50.30 | Hachiman | Of course |
13:50.38 | OluapPlayer | Nope |
13:50.56 | Hachiman | He's the dwarf character from a D&D group called Acquisitions Inc. |
13:51.05 | NeonPanda_ | ^ |
13:51.23 | Hachiman | It's fitting because his player looks kind of like a dwarf hur |
13:51.29 | NeonPanda_ | specifically Penny Arcade |
13:51.36 | Hachiman | Yeah |
13:51.41 | NeonPanda_ | Hachiman: he's just a really big dwarf at heart |
13:52.57 | NeonPanda_ | my stats have ended up pretty solid with the exception of charisma |
13:53.08 | NeonPanda_ | 14, 15, 14, 13, 12, 6 |
13:53.32 | Hachiman | 15, 14, 15, 10, 14, 6 |
13:53.53 | Hachiman | We're not very smart hur |
13:53.56 | OluapPlayer | Fucking hell you people are uncharismatic as hell |
13:53.56 | Hachiman | Oh wait |
13:53.59 | Hachiman | Charismatic |
13:54.15 | NeonPanda_ | Oluap: we're dwarves, we have a -2 to that shit |
13:54.35 | Hachiman | Yes, when I'm bashing goblins to death with my dwarven longhammer, my main concern is making sure I look good |
13:54.36 | NeonPanda_ | the highest starting charisma one of us can have is 13, and I need my high numbers for rogue things |
13:55.00 | NeonPanda_ | of which being charismatic is technically one, but still I need to be stabbing things |
13:55.26 | NeonPanda_ | talking nicely to people isn't entirely necessary |
13:55.33 | OluapPlayer | ur an uncouth lady |
13:55.37 | OluapPlayer | Hachi that is |
13:56.03 | NeonPanda_ | was about to say, I'm not a lady |
13:56.08 | Hachiman | Also do dwarven ladies have beards or no |
13:56.21 | OluapPlayer | No |
13:56.35 | NeonPanda_ | of course they do, they're just fine and downy under-chin hair :P |
14:00.02 | NeonPanda_ | I mean I could put my charisma up to 12, just not sure how relevant it's actually going to be |
14:00.36 | Hachiman | If I wanna do some diplomacy, I'd just get Intimidating Prowess |
14:01.04 | NeonPanda_ | and it would mean I end up losing 2 points in all my other stats short of dex and int |
14:03.01 | Xho | dafuq is dis |
14:03.10 | OluapPlayer | Tabletop |
14:03.16 | Xho | dafuq is dat |
14:03.33 | OluapPlayer | dingus |
14:03.51 | OluapPlayer | http://i.imgur.com/ZOAV0TL.png so far it looks goddamn adorable |
14:04.57 | NeonPanda_ | maximum stabby-stunty engaged |
14:11.15 | NeonPanda_ | hand crossbow for improved sneaky-stabby |
14:14.22 | NeonPanda_ | gonna take the alternate racial trait that gives me longer-ranged darkvision but light vulnerability |
14:14.34 | Hachiman | Nice |
14:14.49 | Hachiman | I took the one that gives me Toughness as a bonus feat |
14:14.53 | Hachiman | And increases my Fort |
14:15.02 | OluapPlayer | increases fort while in fort |
14:15.10 | NeonPanda_ | http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/forgottenrealms/images/a/aa/Sword_Coast_Legends_-_Companion_-_Larethar_Gulgrin.png/revision/latest?cb=20150523224643 rogue stunty |
14:15.44 | Hachiman | He stands out like a sore thumb tho |
14:15.55 | OluapPlayer | little brick with limbs |
14:16.13 | NeonPanda_ | have you ever seen a dwarf sneaking? |
14:16.26 | Hachiman | No? |
14:16.32 | NeonPanda_ | Exactly. |
14:16.36 | Hachiman | Oh wow |
14:16.38 | OluapPlayer | dats ork logic |
14:16.54 | NeonPanda_ | I'm amazed that worked |
14:17.39 | NeonPanda_ | but seriously I'm a bit more of a thug than a thief, if you get what I mean |
14:18.04 | Hachiman | shanka |
14:18.12 | NeonPanda_ | I can still sneak, pick locks, that sort of thing, but I'm also stab-stab-stab |
14:19.40 | NeonPanda_ | 24 starting HP, not bad at all |
14:20.42 | Imperios | >mfw when D&D crowd occupied the chat |
14:21.39 | OluapPlayer | my face when when |
14:22.18 | Hachiman | Wish there was a way I could hold a two-handed weapon one-handed |
14:22.37 | OluapPlayer | I'd invite you to participate but would you be willing to play after 1-2am your time? |
14:23.23 | NeonPanda_ | Hachiman: there's that one barbarian archetype but that would defeat the point |
14:23.32 | Hachiman | Titan Mauler? |
14:23.55 | NeonPanda_ | yeha |
14:24.05 | NeonPanda_ | also I just realised, I did not thoroughly read rules |
14:24.17 | Hachiman | Oh? |
14:24.33 | OluapPlayer | dangit panda you're the only one I expect to actually read the rules |
14:24.40 | Hachiman | ;-; |
14:24.45 | NeonPanda_ | Finesse Training doesn't work the way I thought it did, it outright replaces the strength bonus to damage with dexterity |
14:24.48 | OluapPlayer | cus i know i dont |
14:24.52 | NeonPanda_ | so I don't need a strength bonus at all |
14:24.56 | Imperios | Hachiman: Like Titan Grip in WoW? |
14:24.57 | Hachiman | Yeah |
14:25.01 | Hachiman | To both |
14:25.42 | Hachiman | I was wondering for a way to hold both a tower shield and a dwarven longhammer for full Reinhardt but I'd have to sacrifice two levels for Barbarian |
14:26.59 | NeonPanda_ | although now that I look at it, there's not much else I'd do with said 14 because I'm still not entirely sure how relevant charisma would be |
14:27.09 | NeonPanda_ | +2 to climb and swim is pretty handy |
14:27.50 | Hachiman | Actually, it says here that the tower shield gives you a -2 to attacks due to encumbrance; since I'm a dwarf, does that mean the penalty doesn't apply? |
14:28.02 | Hachiman | Oh wait that's only for movement |
14:29.57 | NeonPanda_ | ^ |
14:34.42 | NeonPanda_ | yeah probably gonna keep things the way they are stats-wise, the +2 to climb and swim is nice |
14:47.17 | NeonPanda_ | so what else is going on? |
14:47.52 | OluapPlayer | Not much |
14:48.46 | Hachiman | Gonna need to find a way to heak |
14:48.49 | Hachiman | heal* |
14:49.20 | NeonPanda_ | potions *shrugs* |
14:49.27 | NeonPanda_ | also do we know what Monet is playing? |
14:52.34 | Hachiman | Not yet |
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15:18.05 | NeonPanda_ | barring him playing a divine caster of the healing persuasion, healing potions are gonna be the go-to most likely |
15:18.32 | Hachiman | That's fair enoug |
15:18.34 | Hachiman | enough |
15:18.55 | Hachiman | I just wonder if Oluap's gonna give us the REAL Dorf Fort experience and make permanent / long-lasting wounds a thing |
15:19.27 | OluapPlayer | Given we're playing with Pathfinder rules, nope |
15:19.46 | Hachiman | Pathfinder has rules for wounds |
15:19.59 | Hachiman | They're a little dumb and should be modified but there are rules |
15:20.12 | OluapPlayer | I'm not gonna complicate things |
15:22.28 | NeonPanda_ | for some reason I want a magic stone eye, and I have no idea why |
15:22.47 | OluapPlayer | How would that work? |
15:22.49 | Hachiman | As in |
15:22.53 | Hachiman | An actual stone for an eye |
15:24.04 | NeonPanda_ | yeha |
15:24.05 | NeonPanda_ | yeah* |
15:24.14 | NeonPanda_ | I dunno why but it's a thing I've got in my head |
15:24.19 | NeonPanda_ | the idea that is, not a stone eye |
15:24.23 | NeonPanda_ | I don't currently have a stone eye |
15:24.43 | Hachiman | kek |
15:25.15 | Hachiman | Well, if Oluap makes fey moods a thing like in actual DF |
15:27.06 | OluapPlayer | That'd detract completely from the game |
15:27.55 | NeonPanda_ | y'know, there's one thing about this game in particular that makes me happy |
15:28.07 | NeonPanda_ | it sets a precedent for future themed games, which I approve of |
15:28.43 | OluapPlayer | That's true |
15:29.42 | Hachiman | Aye |
15:30.39 | NeonPanda_ | inb4 next campaign is hippy elf |
15:31.30 | Hachiman | Elves in DF are actually assholes |
15:31.34 | OluapPlayer | 1/10 would not play |
15:31.38 | OluapPlayer | 0/10 even |
15:31.38 | Hachiman | They kill and eat people for cutting trees |
15:31.47 | OluapPlayer | They're cannibals in general |
15:35.10 | NeonPanda_ | never said it had to be DF elves |
15:35.28 | OluapPlayer | in that mite b cool |
15:36.30 | Hachiman | i proposed magical grill theme an u sed no |
15:37.01 | OluapPlayer | u in charge of an elf in general is trouble |
15:37.16 | NeonPanda_ | not into schoolgirls yelling stereotypical magic catchphrases to shoot lasers out of their boobs, tbh |
15:38.29 | OluapPlayer | First char was an elf and he spent the whole gaming fucking a winged lamia |
15:38.42 | OluapPlayer | Second char was another elf and she was a turbo slut |
15:38.57 | Hachiman | Then I played an orc and that fucked a goblin |
15:39.19 | OluapPlayer | Yes that too, I had actually forgotten about it |
15:39.29 | Hachiman | Also |
15:39.30 | Hachiman | >not wanting to be an undercover magical soldier struggling to cope with the stresses of domestic life and balancing having to constantly beat back the highly lethal forces of darkness |
15:39.31 | Imperios | Charles_Bot: http://christiantimesnewspaper.com/breaking-tens-of-thousands-of-fraudulent-clinton-votes-found-in-ohio-warehouse/ How trustworthy is that news? |
15:39.56 | NeonPanda_ | let's be honest, Hachi just plays sluts |
15:40.18 | Hachiman | I play sluts in RPGs because I can't play sluts irl |
15:40.27 | OluapPlayer | Sluts even when they're men |
15:41.55 | OluapPlayer | You'll get no incentive from me this time |
15:42.07 | OluapPlayer | cus ur a short barrel-shaped mountain monkey |
15:42.10 | Hachiman | i wunt 2 fuk the night troll |
15:42.25 | OluapPlayer | >wanting to fuck the large skinless 3-eyed man |
15:42.40 | Hachiman | yee |
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15:52.12 | NeonPanda_ | don't get me wrong, nto judging, just making an observation |
15:52.25 | NeonPanda_ | and now I'm going to go watch The Dirtiest Book in the Game again |
15:54.59 | NeonPanda_ | africa has helicopter-deployed attack dogs as a part of its anti-poaching task force |
15:55.01 | NeonPanda_ | holy shit |
15:56.29 | Hachiman | Oh wow |
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15:58.17 | dino82_ | hi |
15:59.10 | NeonPanda_ | semi related note to the previous topic: apparently when Jason Mamoa and Emilia Clarke first met at the hotel before filming, he rugby tackled her and yelled out "Wifey!" |
16:00.06 | Hachiman | hur |
16:01.34 | Charles_Bot | Imperios Pretty fraudulent |
16:01.54 | Imperios | Of whom? |
16:02.22 | Charles_Bot | A story like that if it was real would get picked up by all the major networks and blasted for weeks |
16:02.32 | Charles_Bot | HRC's candidacy would end |
16:04.48 | Charles_Bot | Basically, the news is not trustworthy |
16:04.58 | Charles_Bot | That news* |
16:05.40 | NeonPanda_ | news period relating to the election has to be taken with a tablespoon of salt due to the fact that the media is deliberately misrepresenting things to make the contest seem closer than it actually is |
16:06.07 | NeonPanda_ | more for ratings than any inherent political bias, but still |
16:07.28 | Charles_Bot | Well |
16:07.39 | Charles_Bot | I read the news, I don't watch it |
16:07.46 | Charles_Bot | So I don't know what the networks are doing |
16:07.57 | Charles_Bot | But the written reporting is pretty good |
16:08.00 | NeonPanda_ | ^ a wise policy there |
16:08.25 | NeonPanda_ | I get most of my world news from comedians, because they actually do a lot of research to get more material XD |
16:08.57 | Charles_Bot | https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/2oTyrqkY/IMG_0887.PNG |
16:09.16 | NeonPanda_ | and I'm being serious, our best (in terms of accuracy and depth of investigation) news show is chaired by three comedians |
16:09.17 | Charles_Bot | My collection of news sources :D |
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16:10.45 | NeonPanda_ | it's amazing how much can be conveyed through the long-refined art of sarcastic humour |
16:10.50 | Treebeard | Hello |
16:10.57 | Hachiman | Hi Tree |
16:13.06 | NeonPanda_ | on a really dated topic, I'm not actually sure how a magical girl themed D&D campaign would even work |
16:14.21 | Hachiman | A lot of flavouring and possibly a bit of homebrew |
16:14.50 | Hachiman | Any kind of themed D&D campaign works if you try hard enough |
16:49.02 | OluapPlayer | bah where's Monet |
16:50.53 | Hachiman | He has uni |
16:50.57 | Hachiman | I think |
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16:56.47 | OluapPlayer | Hi |
16:56.53 | OluapPlayer | I was just asking for you |
16:58.41 | Monet | I'm on the move but I can listen for the moment |
16:59.10 | Hachiman | Me and Panda have got dorfs ready |
16:59.12 | OluapPlayer | Did you decide what you're gonna play for the dwarf campaign yet? |
16:59.46 | Hachiman | Panda's playing a Rogue and I'm playing a hammerdwarf (Foehammer Fighter) |
17:00.30 | dino82_ | hi |
17:00.34 | Monet | I haven't |
17:01.03 | OluapPlayer | dat bad |
17:01.13 | Hachiman | To be fair we did just discuss this last night |
17:01.22 | Hachiman | Give him a couple days and he'll probably have a solid idea |
17:01.23 | OluapPlayer | git 2 it |
17:03.54 | Monet | I'll look into it |
17:04.16 | OluapPlayer | What I'm mostly interested in atm however |
17:04.31 | OluapPlayer | I'm gonna use the little smiling faces from the game to represent dwarves |
17:04.43 | OluapPlayer | Assuming you play one, I wanted to know which colour you want to be |
17:04.56 | OluapPlayer | Hachi is a red smily, Panda is a green one |
17:05.42 | Monet | I could be orange |
17:05.53 | OluapPlayer | orange dorf |
17:08.12 | Monet | Cheap tan dorf |
17:08.48 | OluapPlayer | http://i.imgur.com/o0CRVQs.png behold the ascii experience |
17:10.11 | Monet | Hey Apple |
17:10.16 | Hachiman | hur |
17:10.37 | OluapPlayer | I feel super clever about what I did with the turn ordewr |
17:10.41 | OluapPlayer | order* |
17:11.10 | Hachiman | Yeah that's kinda smart hur |
17:11.30 | OluapPlayer | Unfortunately you can't really say [SMILY HEAD]warf |
17:12.02 | NeonPanda_ | indeed, Oluap gets +1 to clever |
17:12.12 | OluapPlayer | now with a total score of +1 |
17:13.16 | Hachiman | "At 13th level, as a full-round action, a foehammer may strike the ground with his hammer. If the attack deals more damage than the floor's hardness, the space he occupies and all adjacent squares become difficult terrain. Creatures in those squares, except for the foehammer, are knocked prone (DC 15 Reflex negates)." |
17:13.22 | Hachiman | Foehammers are fucking Reinhardt |
17:13.48 | Hachiman | Granted, it's 13th level and good luck surviving that long / campaign lasting that long |
17:14.11 | OluapPlayer | Levelling will definitely be pretty quick in this |
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17:21.12 | Monet2 | I vaguely recall Tyraz once created a floor shockwave with his sword |
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17:34.00 | Monet | http://i.imgur.com/0HbqWz5.gif the second expression makes me think of Nick Cage. |
17:36.22 | Imperios | NeonPanda_: Is it weird that I actually feel strong emotions towards Hatred? Like I understand that it's just a silly edgy game, but when I hear the narration my blood simply boils |
17:36.39 | Imperios | Like I want to put people like the protagonist into a small cage and watch them slowly wither away and beg for mercy |
17:37.03 | NeonPanda_ | so, a quest involves figuring out which order a set of dignitaries should enter a city, and one of them basically just asked to be behind one particular woman because he likes looking at her arse |
17:37.07 | Hachiman | >when I hear people like the protagonist |
17:37.12 | Hachiman | >proceeds to sound edgy |
17:37.19 | Hachiman | u fukd up |
17:37.45 | Hachiman | NeonPanda: At least they're honest |
17:38.00 | Imperios | Hachiman: I dunno, I just really hate people who kill innocents |
17:38.03 | Imperios | Dunno why |
17:38.14 | Imperios | Maybe I read too much about terrorism |
17:38.31 | NeonPanda_ | the others had pretty reasonable stuff, like "these two people should be on opposite sides of the procession because they hate each other" and this guy is just like "arse" |
17:38.39 | Imperios | As I said I should probably not care |
17:39.12 | Hachiman | Not Important isn't a terrorist |
17:39.56 | NeonPanda_ | you could argue that one |
17:40.06 | Monet | He massacres innocent people in visceral, destructive ways. |
17:40.07 | NeonPanda_ | although I suppose his goal is killing not causing fear, so yeah you're right |
17:40.21 | Hachiman | Terrorism is done with a cause or movement in mind while Not Important is just some nihilist who picks up a bunch of guns and doesn't care about causing fear; just outright murdering as many people as possible |
17:40.24 | Imperios | I dunno I just can't stand people who kill innocents |
17:40.28 | Imperios | And want to die violently |
17:40.44 | Imperios | His actions just ring of modern day terrorism, Beslan and Paris and the like |
17:41.00 | Monet | Hachiman: Not Important sounds like your average school gunman or angel of death-type vigilante |
17:41.08 | Imperios | And I simply can't stand stuff like this |
17:41.13 | Hachiman | Not really a vigilante and more like a gunman |
17:41.15 | Imperios | Dunno, it is very stupid of me |
17:41.27 | Imperios | I just want people like this to wither away slowly |
17:41.33 | Monet | Hachiman: Yeah fair enough. |
17:41.58 | Monet | I was mainly thinking of those people who for some reason or another just pick up a gun, go somewhere and shoot everyone in sight. |
17:42.16 | Hachiman | Right |
17:42.33 | Hachiman | So your typical lower-middle class American |
17:42.45 | Imperios | FREEDOM |
17:42.45 | OluapPlayer | Not Impotent is clearly psychotic |
17:42.55 | OluapPlayer | He's not your average joe |
17:43.01 | Imperios | Like |
17:43.13 | Imperios | There are so many people who want to die violently and all that |
17:43.25 | Imperios | That's the heart of jihadism after all |
17:43.31 | OluapPlayer | Also your wish is granted since he does die in the end of his own game |
17:43.36 | Imperios | No no |
17:43.39 | Imperios | I do not want him to die violently |
17:43.40 | Hachiman | Not slowly though |
17:43.43 | Imperios | I want him to rot |
17:43.47 | Imperios | Starve inside a cag |
17:43.49 | Imperios | cage |
17:43.49 | Hachiman | He explodes a nuclear plant |
17:43.52 | Imperios | Die peacefully |
17:43.52 | Monet | I feel this desire to die or massacre in glory is a mark of the age. |
17:44.01 | OluapPlayer | He doesn't die in the nuke |
17:44.06 | OluapPlayer | He gets gunned down before it happens |
17:44.08 | Imperios | He would see his dreams go away, he would see people be happy around him while he rots |
17:44.09 | Imperios | Rots |
17:44.10 | Imperios | Rot |
17:44.24 | Imperios | That's what I want of most jihadis as well |
17:44.30 | Imperios | Like |
17:44.57 | Imperios | Imagine small cages inscribed with the most peaceful hadiths and suras of the Qu'ran possible, and you get fed bacon |
17:45.00 | OluapPlayer | I agree to you to some extent but I'm not the kind of person who wishes suffering upon others regardless of what they may have done |
17:45.02 | Monet | There's this ever increasing pressure to be somebody people talk about. |
17:45.17 | Imperios | Well |
17:45.20 | Imperios | He does not have to STARVE |
17:45.32 | Imperios | THe main thing is not dying violently |
17:45.45 | OluapPlayer | There are much cheaper ways to do that |
17:45.47 | Imperios | A slow demise that sees your dreams gone |
17:46.03 | Imperios | You know how some ISIS militants when apprehended |
17:46.05 | Xho | Someone said something about dying violently |
17:46.12 | Imperios | They cry |
17:46.14 | OluapPlayer | Keeping them alive for the sake of seeing them suffer is just sadism |
17:46.32 | Imperios | But they deserve punishment, and a violent death is what they want |
17:46.34 | Imperios | Hence, a slow death |
17:46.47 | Monet | How about no death at all? |
17:46.52 | Imperios | That's awesome too |
17:46.57 | Xho | Monet: Good luck with that tho |
17:46.58 | Imperios | As long as they are not allowed to do anything |
17:47.24 | OluapPlayer | But I agree with Hachi that this talk is about as edgy as Not Important himself |
17:47.39 | Imperios | Essentially yes |
17:47.40 | Monet | Xho: Well sure all people die eventually |
17:48.08 | Imperios | I just think of all people who died in real shootings |
17:48.11 | Imperios | Orlando, Paris, Beslan |
17:48.21 | Xho | What are we even talking about anyway |
17:48.23 | Imperios | There was a terror attack in 2004 in Russia |
17:48.26 | Imperios | 300 children died |
17:48.31 | Imperios | 800 were wounded |
17:48.31 | Monet | Xho: That guy from Hatred. |
17:48.37 | Xho | Ah yes |
17:48.39 | Xho | The Edgelord |
17:48.53 | Imperios | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beslan_school_siege |
17:49.05 | Imperios | I mean... what do we have to do with people like these? |
17:50.04 | Imperios | Call me edgy but... should we just let these people achieve their dreams? |
17:50.33 | Xho | There's no real way to prevent such things in the first place |
17:51.10 | OluapPlayer | It's not something important to my day to day basis |
17:52.15 | Imperios | True that |
17:53.00 | Imperios | I hope you don't think I am some sort of edgelord because of what I just said :-: |
17:53.52 | Monet | We all have our dark places. |
17:53.56 | Xho | Well I got the message of it |
17:55.37 | Monet | https://cdnb1.artstation.com/p/assets/images/images/003/601/497/large/simon-telezhkin-dratini-02-cr.jpg?1475492273 have a Dratini to cheer up :>. |
17:55.54 | Imperios | HOLY SHIT WHAT IS THAT |
17:55.58 | Imperios | KEEP THAT THING AWAY FROM ME |
17:56.23 | NeonPanda_ | that's a Dratini and it's adorable |
17:56.29 | Monet | ...It's a Pokemon. |
17:57.22 | Imperios | My mother forbid me to watch Pokemon when I was 5 |
17:57.32 | Imperios | I only know Slowpoke, Bulbasaur, Mu and Pikachu |
17:57.41 | Imperios | OH and Gardevoir |
17:58.21 | OluapPlayer | >Mu |
17:58.27 | OluapPlayer | dats not a pokemon |
17:58.30 | Imperios | The cat one |
17:58.31 | Xho | Nu - lol faggot |
17:58.33 | Imperios | Mu-Two or something |
17:58.38 | NeonPanda_ | is Mew |
17:58.39 | OluapPlayer | Mew |
17:58.54 | Imperios | I remember it was the most OP pokemon |
17:59.02 | Imperios | It was like #100 or #101 |
17:59.06 | OluapPlayer | 150 |
18:01.52 | Monet | That reaction was surprising. |
18:03.29 | Monet | http://static.giantbomb.com/uploads/original/13/135472/1910791-clair_dratini.png I want to cuddle one. |
18:07.31 | dino82_ | @monet: http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/File:FrancoRamboSummitPhoto.png |
18:07.41 | dino82_ | @monet: ah Draconid :D |
18:08.00 | Monet | Oh wow. |
18:08.19 | Monet | Rambas has some very nice armour |
18:15.38 | dino82_ | @Thanks :D made the picture a bit more canvas liek for Photorendering purposes :D |
18:15.44 | dino82_ | for the Rambo it is a historical meeting |
18:16.45 | Monet | It's just a possibility could turn it into a full-on painting if I have the time. It'll be nice practice. |
18:18.05 | dino82_ | Neat! |
18:25.59 | Imperios | Hachiman Monet Xho: I just realised |
18:26.19 | Imperios | So we in Russia have Peppa Pig and that other British cartoon about fairies |
18:26.35 | Imperios | How come you don't have any Russian cartoons on your TV |
18:26.58 | Imperios | I mean the obvious answer would be "nothing worthwhile with good enough quality" |
18:26.59 | Imperios | But |
18:27.00 | Imperios | Peppa Pig |
18:28.00 | Monet | This is a good question. |
18:28.22 | Monet | Honestly, here in the UK we don't get much TV that isn't British, American or Canadian. |
18:28.23 | Xho | I'm nearly 22 years old |
18:28.25 | Imperios | Actually |
18:28.29 | Imperios | http://interdag.ru/upload/event/event_1452.jpg Does that look familiar |
18:28.31 | Xho | I have absolutely no idea how to answer that question |
18:28.36 | Imperios | Fair point |
18:28.43 | Imperios | Hachiman ought to know, he has some siblings |
18:29.22 | Monet | Haven't seen it but all it makes me think of is Goldilocks and the three bears. |
18:30.23 | Monet | It might be attitudes to consumer culture, possibly. |
18:30.52 | Imperios | I just do not see why you assault our country with that fucking pig while we can't formulate a proper response |
18:31.07 | Xho | >assault |
18:31.12 | Xho | bitch calm down it's a pig |
18:31.47 | Monet | Hollywood overshadowed the European film industry in the 30s and 40s by making films aimed at making money rather than the European method at the time which was expression. |
18:32.47 | Monet | As much as people hate Hollywood's habits of milking cash-cows, it became extremely good at marketing to international audiences. |
18:33.53 | Imperios | Xho: I am fine, just exaggerating hur |
18:34.26 | Monet | I decided to quickly check a few thinga that might be indicators. |
18:34.53 | Imperios | Xho: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0xeg5HGDhM |
18:35.14 | Xho | Imperios: 10/10 because Sunn O))) |
18:35.18 | Monet | Sully: The story of that guy who rescued a plane that landed in the Hudson river a few eyars ago vs Kubo and the Two Strings |
18:36.39 | Monet | Accoding to IMDb they both had a similar budget of about $60mil - but Sully (as of September 30th) made back its 60mil budget and made 3x as much as Kubo. |
18:37.05 | Monet | Correction: Over 2x as much |
18:38.09 | Monet | But Sully did make just under 3x as much on the opening weekend. I'm not sure if this helps explaining Russia's troubles. |
18:38.31 | Imperios | Our movie industry is a corrupt mess |
18:38.40 | Imperios | But animation-wise we are on par with Europe |
18:39.27 | Imperios | Monet: https://youtu.be/ueFE6j18RkY?t=208 For the record, that's one of our more popular children's shows |
18:39.36 | Imperios | I say its animation is very well made |
18:40.11 | Monet | It is good. |
18:40.23 | Monet | Well, in this case maybe an issue is the language barrier. |
18:40.52 | Imperios | Well we don't watch Peppa in English duh |
18:41.37 | Xho | Our language barrier if anything |
18:41.49 | Monet | You watch a dubbed version. |
18:42.34 | Monet | One of the things that spread Anime in the states was it was dubbed into English. The quality varied massively, certainly. |
18:44.35 | Monet | I'm no expert on the dubbing industry but I think it involves both sides working together. |
18:46.35 | Monet | So it might depend on how willing Russian studios are to having their work dubbed over by Americans. |
18:47.43 | OluapPlayer | I believe the American company would have to obtain the rights to do it |
18:47.50 | OluapPlayer | So essentially they need permission |
18:50.03 | Monet | I think exchanges between Russia and the Anglosphere are a biiit shaky right now. |
18:51.54 | Monet | I think Japanese back in the 80s and 90s were quite happy to sell the right to dub and modify because it meant loadsadosh. |
18:52.07 | Monet | Japanese studios* |
18:52.33 | Monet | That and Japan and the States were very close. |
18:53.05 | Monet | Probably why we see plenty of Japanese and Korean games and animation but not so much Chinese animation. |
18:56.19 | Monet | One barrier to trust might be that dubs don't tend to be 100% reliable translations. For instance there's a pair in Sailor Moon that were originally a lesbian couple but became sisters when dubbed into English. |
18:56.38 | Hachiman | Blame companies like 4kids |
18:56.40 | Hachiman | Also I'm back now |
18:56.41 | Monet | Or was it cousins? |
18:56.55 | Monet | Hachiman: 4Kids and American values |
18:58.06 | Monet | After all anything that goes out on the airwaves has to be approved by the FCC. |
19:00.06 | Hachiman | Yeah |
19:01.31 | Imperios | Hachiman: We were talking about how we have British shows like Peppa Pig in Russia, but not the other way aroun |
19:01.32 | Imperios | d |
19:01.34 | Imperios | Apparently |
19:01.51 | Hachiman | British children's shows are fucking crap, that's why |
19:02.08 | Hachiman | Non-educational garbage |
19:06.04 | Monet | I do wonder if one issue is that dubbing might undermine the Russian-ness of it. |
19:08.35 | Monet | Hachiman: I contemplated the other day there are some who feel that daily life stuff like "how to write a tax return" or "how to cook" should be taught in school. |
19:09.08 | Hachiman | They should |
19:09.21 | Monet | My personal thoughts are "couldn't these be taught by your parents?" then I remembered one of the fundamental issues facing the home today |
19:09.28 | Hachiman | The education model I was given in school prepared me very little for life once I left school |
19:10.26 | OluapPlayer | How to cook would've been plenty more useful than all those physics problems I had to go through |
19:11.00 | DrodoEmpire | Soo... |
19:11.36 | OluapPlayer | dongs |
19:11.41 | DrodoEmpire | Apparently, these past few days, there's been a gang of knife-toting hooligans wearing clown costumes, stalking the forest trails of the park and some town streets o.O |
19:11.54 | OluapPlayer | I heard about taht |
19:12.09 | OluapPlayer | Happened in multiple parts of America recently |
19:12.12 | Monet | Are they pretending ot be the clowns from It? |
19:12.35 | OluapPlayer | I've actually seen people claim it's viral marketing for a new It movie |
19:12.53 | DrodoEmpire | Its been in my town recently so it worries me' |
19:13.01 | Hachiman | They've actually been doing this before the new It was announced |
19:13.07 | Hachiman | For some years running now |
19:13.20 | OluapPlayer | A new It was announced? |
19:13.24 | DrodoEmpire | A little, anyway- I guess I'll just stick to downtown and lock the doors |
19:13.36 | Hachiman | Yeah |
19:13.40 | DrodoEmpire | Besides that, I've got an air pistol and a .45 at home :p |
19:13.42 | Hachiman | You just said about the new It movie |
19:13.49 | DrodoEmpire | Not that house invasions have been an issue yet |
19:14.10 | OluapPlayer | I said the clown sightings were rumoured to be viral marketing for a possible new movie |
19:14.15 | Hachiman | DrodoEmpire: MAGNUM .45 WITH SPECIALISED TODDLER-KILLING ROUNDS |
19:14.17 | OluapPlayer | I didn't say a new movie was out |
19:14.22 | DrodoEmpire | Hachi :p |
19:14.31 | OluapPlayer | http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/clown-sightings I'm talking about these in particular |
19:14.36 | DrodoEmpire | In all seriousness its a Spanish copy of the M1911 |
19:14.38 | Monet | I think that's a .4*4* Hachi |
19:15.02 | Hachiman | People dressed have clowns have been doing this for multiple Octobers running and nobody really knows why |
19:15.06 | NeonPanda_ | .45 magnum is a thing, magnum is a type of round not a size |
19:15.20 | Hachiman | They don't hurt anyone as far as I know but they do go out of their way to act as creepy as possible |
19:15.30 | Hachiman | And will often approach homes with CCTV to mess with them |
19:15.36 | Monet | I felt a little sceptical Drodo would have a magnum hand cannon. |
19:15.39 | DrodoEmpire | hur |
19:15.44 | OluapPlayer | So, halloween enthusiasts |
19:15.50 | Hachiman | Essentially |
19:15.55 | Hachiman | That or they're ADVANCED Juggalos |
19:16.06 | DrodoEmpire | The video I saw- which I think its just from around here too- showed buddy chasing these two some distance brandishing a knife |
19:16.07 | OluapPlayer | The US clowns have been doing it for months though |
19:16.28 | DrodoEmpire | So that's fucking scary |
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19:16.45 | Hachiman | FUCKING MAGNETS, HOW DO THEY WORK |
19:16.49 | Hachiman | olol |
19:16.50 | DrodoEmpire | olol |
19:17.09 | OluapPlayer | Seriously though |
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19:17.41 | Hachiman | Imagine a race of malevolent clowns in the Fictionverse / Fantasyverse |
19:17.49 | OluapPlayer | Also hichi pls get bak to the pad |
19:17.51 | DrodoEmpire | hur |
19:17.59 | Hachiman | Evil clown-like creatures could easily make for an interesting type of dark fae |
19:18.43 | Monet | <PROTECTED> |
19:19.18 | Monet | <PROTECTED> |
19:20.43 | DrodoEmpire | Math classes in Canada have a unit called "financial math" which is practical money stuff |
19:21.05 | DrodoEmpire | So calculating unit-costs, and learning how to do taxes and file a T4 slip and the like |
19:21.41 | Hachiman | I've always insisted that public education in Britain is intentionally designed to keep children from middle and lower class families stupid and uninformed |
19:21.45 | DrodoEmpire | Family Studies courses about cooking and sewing are also taught at the middle school level |
19:22.33 | Hachiman | Call me a conspiracy theorist if you want, I suppose |
19:22.34 | DrodoEmpire | Parenting as well, that and health devote a lot of time to parenting, pregnancy, sexuality etc. |
19:22.36 | Monet | I think one problem is the whole exam factory business. Parents dump their kids at school and g oto wor ksafe in the knowledge that the government can turn them into functional adults for them. |
19:23.01 | DrodoEmpire | Never attribute to malice which can be explained by incompetence- UK's education system could simply be horrible and that be a side effect |
19:23.12 | DrodoEmpire | Perhaps a side effect desired by some of the upper class |
19:23.23 | DrodoEmpire | But a side effect of an accidental problem |
19:23.58 | Monet | I've concluded that yes its probably incompetence rather than some master plan to keep poor kids stupid. |
19:24.21 | DrodoEmpire | Doesn't make it any better of course, though |
19:24.45 | Monet | No it doesn't |
19:25.10 | OluapPlayer | I get reminded of the first rendition of the Dracogonarious, I stated they took some sort of knowledge pill when they were children which immediately gave them knowledge of everything worth teaching |
19:25.15 | OluapPlayer | That's probably not the case anymore |
19:25.21 | OluapPlayer | would be pretty cool tho |
19:25.35 | Monet | That'd be some amazing technology |
19:26.04 | Xho | UPLOAD INTO MATRIX |
19:26.10 | Monet | It's probably far beyond any neuroscientific understanding we have. |
19:26.36 | OluapPlayer | Dracogonarious - we were tier 0 and we used the tech to not have schools anymore #eatshit |
19:27.25 | Monet | Although as any soldier will tell you, all the training in the world sometimes isn't enough. |
19:27.44 | OluapPlayer | Of course I was like 16 years old when I wrote that |
19:27.52 | Hachiman | YES IT IS; US MARINES KNOW MORE THAN YOU BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T THERE |
19:28.15 | Monet | You can be a crack shot at a rifle range but that just means you're a crack shot under perfect conditions which never happens. |
19:28.55 | Imperios | OluapPlayer: It would make sense for them to have something like this, just nerf it a little bit |
19:29.15 | OluapPlayer | I don't know how teaching children would work in an advanced spacefaring society but I imagine it involves lots of uploading information directly into your brain and no actual teachers involved |
19:29.32 | Imperios | Like, they need to study for stuff that requires some creative thinking, and skill, but baisc knowledge and info is uploaded directly |
19:29.35 | OluapPlayer | So probably some sort of VR machine of sorts and not magic pills |
19:29.36 | Monet | I think it migt involve lots of VR |
19:29.45 | Imperios | https://i.redd.it/w5eap70j9bpx.png Also, made a coat of arms for L'Ammanori |
19:30.00 | OluapPlayer | "WHO TOUCHED MY ANCHOR" |
19:31.01 | NeonPanda_ | there's Star Wars flash training, which basically involves the use of holograms to directly impart large amounts of raw information, but it's also backed up with a decade of practical training |
19:31.02 | OluapPlayer | The idea was this taught individuals the basics needed for survival and make them look for specific fields of knowledge on their own volition |
19:32.09 | OluapPlayer | So no they'd not teach children how to be pro snipers |
19:32.14 | Monet | Perhaps in the future undergrads and students are in the workplace. |
19:32.16 | OluapPlayer | use the special sniper pill for that one |
19:32.27 | NeonPanda_ | and there's holocrons which space-magic the knowledge into you |
19:32.50 | Monet | With special implants that can help them perform like professionals. |
19:33.10 | OluapPlayer | I can see Wormy throwing a fit over the knowledge pill idea. That or it'd give him a hearty chuckle |
19:33.52 | Monet | Well its part magic because proficient skills build strong connections between neurons. |
19:34.30 | Monet | My favourite analogy of how skills and knowledge become second nature is a bridge constructed over a ravine. |
19:35.39 | Monet | The first crossing is a simple rope. Traversing it is slow, shaky. But over time you build on that rope until eventually you get a fully stable bridge you can cross effortlessly. |
19:37.27 | OluapPlayer | http://66.media.tumblr.com/9307be4663a076dfbfd9b7d1aed48748/tumblr_oeamz3VbBZ1vwuifgo1_1280.jpg when you need the thing really dead |
19:38.29 | Monet | "I don't care the bullets don't fit I want boom-boom-dead" |
19:39.19 | Imperios | http://img1.joyreactor.cc/pics/comment/geek-%D0%93%D0%B0%D1%80%D1%80%D0%B8-%D0%9F%D0%BE%D1%82%D1%82%D0%B5%D1%80-2324031.png |
19:39.43 | Monet | Nerrrr |
19:40.32 | Imperios | Hachiman: http://cs9.pikabu.ru/post_img/big/2016/09/28/6/1475055394192963168.jpg |
19:40.43 | Hachiman | hur |
19:41.56 | OluapPlayer | Now I just stumbled into a bunch of DEUS VULT pics |
19:41.57 | OluapPlayer | https://hiddenlolcdn.com/i/85198.jpg |
19:44.08 | OluapPlayer | https://my.mixtape.moe/ejrxlv.jpg comfy knight |
19:46.08 | Xho | incandescent memelight |
19:46.32 | OluapPlayer | >memelight |
19:46.34 | OluapPlayer | What the fuck is this cancer |
19:46.47 | OluapPlayer | get ur ass outta here |
19:46.50 | Xho | never |
19:46.56 | Xho | i am the death that comes |
19:47.35 | Xho | Coming up with some ideas for songs |
19:47.40 | Xho | Seems good so far |
19:47.55 | NeonPanda_ | ngh it's too cold |
19:48.39 | OluapPlayer | I never hear about australia being cold |
19:48.59 | NeonPanda_ | that's because our average is skewed compared to most other places |
19:49.30 | NeonPanda_ | it's probably only like 20 degrees C or something, but that's really cold by Queensland standards for an average day |
19:49.31 | Monet | OluapPLayer: Its like how 28 degrees is cold for you but not for Britain. |
19:49.41 | Monet | 18* |
19:49.50 | NeonPanda_ | ok nvm it's 12 in the city, holyshitit'scold |
19:49.56 | OluapPlayer | Okay that is cold |
19:50.07 | OluapPlayer | 18 is normal stuff |
19:50.31 | Xho | NeonPanda_ feel the british 8 C |
19:50.36 | OluapPlayer | Still we're approaching the end of the year so south hemisphere is getting the summer treatment |
19:50.54 | OluapPlayer | Another 3 months of 30+ C ohgodwhy weather |
19:50.54 | NeonPanda_ | it'll be in like the 20s in a few hours but rn it's cold |
19:51.16 | Xho | It's currently 8 C now and bound to get colder the closer we get to January |
19:51.26 | OluapPlayer | We get summer, you get winter |
19:51.39 | Hachiman | dats how hemispheres work |
19:51.49 | Hachiman | water is wet and fire is cold |
19:51.51 | Hachiman | hot* |
19:51.53 | Hachiman | I fucked up |
19:51.57 | OluapPlayer | dont u try to lecture me u piece of shite |
19:52.11 | Xho | Hachiman: spellcheck urself before u spellwreck urself |
19:52.18 | Hachiman | hur |
19:52.33 | Imperios | Xho: 8C is cold |
19:52.34 | Imperios | ? |
19:52.42 | Imperios | And -30 C is...? |
19:52.44 | Xho | Kinda average for us really |
19:52.49 | Xho | -30 C is not but 8 is |
19:52.52 | OluapPlayer | Lethal |
19:52.57 | OluapPlayer | That's what it is |
19:53.08 | DrodoEmpire | Meh |
19:53.25 | DrodoEmpire | Here in NS the temperature throughout the seasons ranges from 34 to -34 |
19:53.32 | Imperios | ... |
19:53.32 | DrodoEmpire | At the upper and lower extremes |
19:53.35 | Imperios | is defeatedf |
19:53.39 | Imperios | Jokes on you, I had a date in a park at -20C once |
19:53.48 | OluapPlayer | Hold up |
19:53.52 | OluapPlayer | 34ºC in Canada? |
19:53.56 | Hachiman | No wonder she was frosty |
19:53.58 | DrodoEmpire | I'm quite sure NS actually has the most variant temperatures on Earth |
19:54.02 | DrodoEmpire | ...Yes |
19:54.07 | OluapPlayer | hao tho |
19:54.09 | NeonPanda_ | I'm deliberately choosing to interpret that as celcius |
19:54.13 | DrodoEmpire | Are you under the impression that Canada's winter all the time? |
19:54.17 | DrodoEmpire | Yes, celcius |
19:54.21 | DrodoEmpire | >.< |
19:54.23 | OluapPlayer | You're like the closest thing to the North Pole in America |
19:54.27 | NeonPanda_ | I mean the -20 when Imp was on a date |
19:54.29 | DrodoEmpire | Uhh |
19:54.33 | OluapPlayer | How can you get weather that hot |
19:54.33 | DrodoEmpire | The very north is |
19:54.38 | DrodoEmpire | And nobody lives up there >.< |
19:54.53 | DrodoEmpire | The majority of people live in temperate regions, like I do |
19:54.55 | Xho | Axial tilt is at its most extreme near the arctic/antarctic |
19:54.57 | Imperios | Hachiman: Funny thing is, I was clothed from head to toe back then while she wore stockings |
19:55.01 | NeonPanda_ | I'm deliberately choosing to interpret that as he was on a date in sub-zero temperature |
19:55.03 | Xho | So both ends can get super hot |
19:55.06 | DrodoEmpire | Where there're hot summers and cold winters |
19:55.08 | NeonPanda_ | sub-freezing to be more accurate |
19:55.15 | OluapPlayer | Oh, hm |
19:55.18 | DrodoEmpire | I live where this variance is most extreme |
19:55.20 | Imperios | Well not stockings, but less than me that's for sure |
19:55.22 | OluapPlayer | Okay so I'm stupid |
19:55.25 | Hachiman | Imperios: How to tell she wants D |
19:55.25 | Xho | yes |
19:55.26 | DrodoEmpire | yes <.< |
19:55.29 | Xho | bak to skool niggo |
19:55.32 | OluapPlayer | wow thx |
19:55.40 | Hachiman | OluapPlayer: GET BACK ON THE PAD YOU SUPER NIGGO |
19:55.40 | Imperios | And by the end she was basically frozen |
19:55.43 | DrodoEmpire | So we get beautiful hot summers and then winters which completely snow us in |
19:55.44 | OluapPlayer | Logically tropical and temperate weather would be symmetrical up and down in the world |
19:55.45 | Xho | dunt menshun it o wait u mite forget by tomorrow HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH |
19:55.51 | Tek0516 | In Toronto it's regularly over 30°C in the summer |
19:55.56 | DrodoEmpire | As in, snow coming up to my neck |
19:56.03 | OluapPlayer | Hachiman: in a sec m9 |
19:56.04 | DrodoEmpire | Some years |
19:56.07 | Imperios | We have 30C or something |
19:56.17 | Imperios | That's the maximum temperature |
19:56.21 | OluapPlayer | But you absolutely never hear of Canada being anything but an ice-filled wasteland outside of Canada itself |
19:56.22 | Hachiman | duntchu fukn in a sec me ur the reesun cops target hispanics and blaks |
19:56.33 | DrodoEmpire | Oluap: I know, its annoying >.< |
19:56.37 | OluapPlayer | im neither of those tho |
19:56.40 | Tek0516 | We'll have 30°C summers then go straight to -30°C winters. >.> |
19:56.47 | Imperios | well you're |
19:56.49 | Imperios | ... |
19:56.51 | Imperios | Lusitanic? |
19:56.53 | Imperios | Lusanic? |
19:56.57 | Imperios | Lusophone? |
19:57.02 | Imperios | Lusic? |
19:57.05 | Hachiman | Isn't Lusitania where the Lizardmen reside or |
19:57.11 | Tek0516 | (not usually that cold, but it gets there) |
19:57.11 | Imperios | That's Lustria |
19:57.12 | DrodoEmpire | The *north*, so like Labrador and Northern Ontario and above are all like that |
19:57.15 | Imperios | Lusitania = Portugal |
19:57.20 | DrodoEmpire | But there uninhabited |
19:57.29 | DrodoEmpire | *they're |
19:57.29 | Imperios | Like Hispanics = Spanish speakerws |
19:57.37 | Imperios | So Portuguese speakers = ...Lusitanics? |
19:57.42 | DrodoEmpire | Suppose |
19:57.59 | Tek0516 | DrodoEmpire: i.e. The glorious and prosperous city of Iqualuit. :P |
19:58.02 | OluapPlayer | I'm a white guy |
19:58.08 | Imperios | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lusitanic Lusitanic |
19:58.08 | DrodoEmpire | Tek: Yeah ..< |
19:58.09 | OluapPlayer | That's all that matters |
19:58.10 | Hachiman | Pretty fly |
19:58.15 | DrodoEmpire | Basically anywhere above like Newfoundland |
19:58.56 | Imperios | OluapPlayer: OPPRESSOR |
19:59.05 | OluapPlayer | abloo |
19:59.19 | OluapPlayer | I've never heard of this Lusitanic thing |
19:59.29 | OluapPlayer | It doesn't even have an article in the portuguese wikipedia |
19:59.46 | Monet | It was a pre-Roman Iberian tribe. |
20:00.00 | Imperios | Probably because there aren't that many Portuguese-speaking countries |
20:00.07 | Imperios | Like Portugal |
20:00.08 | Imperios | Brazil |
20:00.12 | Imperios | Macau, which is now China |
20:00.16 | Imperios | And... Angola, right? |
20:00.24 | DrodoEmpire | Mozambique |
20:00.26 | DrodoEmpire | And yes |
20:00.29 | OluapPlayer | Yes, Angola speaks European Portuguese |
20:00.51 | OluapPlayer | I don't know or care why but they do |
20:01.00 | Imperios | Colonisation duh |
20:01.16 | Imperios | I remember them because https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/9d/Flag_of_Angola.svg/450px-Flag_of_Angola.svg.png badass as fuck flag |
20:01.42 | DrodoEmpire | Well, yeah, colonisation :p |
20:01.44 | Imperios | DrodoEmpire: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/14/Emblem_of_Mozambique.svg Holy shit |
20:01.46 | OluapPlayer | now dis is a knight |
20:01.50 | OluapPlayer | knife even |
20:01.54 | Imperios | Like holy shit look at this emblem, |
20:01.55 | DrodoEmpire | Same reason why West Africa speaks French |
20:02.03 | DrodoEmpire | Yeah |
20:02.18 | DrodoEmpire | Mozambique has the distinction of being the only country to have a modern weapon on its flag and arms |
20:02.43 | DrodoEmpire | Which says a lot about how recent it is as a state |
20:03.12 | Imperios | This is really awesome though |
20:03.33 | DrodoEmpire | Yeah sorta cool to see a kalashnikov on there |
20:07.32 | DrodoAway | bbl |
20:07.39 | DrodoAway | Probably like three hours |
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20:08.56 | Quark8 | Hello. |
20:12.42 | Ghelae | Hello. |
20:16.12 | Imperios | OluapPlayer: Holy shit I found a slash fanfic with Kael and Illidan |
20:16.23 | OluapPlayer | pls no |
20:17.26 | Tek0516 | Charles_Bot: https://i.redd.it/ekyexdq7lapx.png |
20:17.34 | Imperios | "YOUR ASS IS NOT PREPARED" |
20:17.45 | Imperios | Now I remember why I called my first creatures Illidans |
20:17.53 | Imperios | They were Traders |
20:17.56 | Imperios | Initially at least |
20:18.06 | OluapPlayer | How does that relate? |
20:18.34 | Imperios | I generally tried to balance both diplomacy and violence throughout my first playthrough evenly |
20:18.41 | Imperios | I wanted to be morally grey |
20:18.49 | Imperios | And Illidan wasl ike the first morally grey character I could think of |
20:18.54 | Xho | JUDGING BY THE FANFIC THEY TRADED BODILY FLUIDS |
20:19.27 | OluapPlayer | Fair enough |
20:20.04 | OluapPlayer | Well I've seen comparably weird things. Like the idea of Maiev abusing Illidan for 10 thousand years for one |
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20:22.10 | OluapPlayer | Imperios: By the way who is this Xavius guy? If he's the boss of the Emerald Nightmare I assume he's important |
20:22.45 | OluapPlayer | I also have to question how a bunch of mortals got to the Emerald Nightmare to begin with |
20:23.09 | Imperios | OluapPlayer: Pretty long story, but he's the leader of the satyrs that is kind of prostituting himself between the Old Gods and the Legion |
20:23.17 | Imperios | So first he was Azshara's advisor |
20:23.29 | Imperios | Then he got turned into a satyr during the War of the Ancients |
20:23.33 | OluapPlayer | I didn't know satyrs had leaders |
20:23.39 | Imperios | Well not leader per se |
20:23.45 | Imperios | But he was the first one |
20:23.49 | OluapPlayer | Ah |
20:24.02 | Imperios | Then he got trapped by Malfurion inside a tree and then thrown to the bottom of the sea |
20:24.03 | Imperios | And well |
20:24.11 | OluapPlayer | Interesting since I've never heard of important satyrs |
20:24.19 | Imperios | WHO LIVES IN AZEROTH UNDER THE SEA |
20:24.30 | OluapPlayer | spinglebab |
20:24.33 | Imperios | Old Gods |
20:24.47 | OluapPlayer | I was gonna say Naga but yeah that too |
20:24.58 | Imperios | So they took him and decided to use him as coordinator of their operations within the Emerald Dream |
20:25.07 | Imperios | Since he's an elf and all that |
20:25.31 | Imperios | Well former/corrupted elf |
20:25.56 | Imperios | From my understanding, satyrs are to night elves what fel/chaos orcs are to orcs and eredar are to draenei |
20:26.05 | OluapPlayer | I believe that's the case |
20:26.13 | OluapPlayer | In WC3 Furion calls them former night elves |
20:26.46 | Imperios | I am confused about Xavius's loyalties, though |
20:27.01 | Imperios | He seems to be bro with both the Legion (being a demon) and the Old Gods, who are in theory opposed to each other |
20:27.13 | OluapPlayer | Maybe he works for the highest bidder |
20:27.32 | OluapPlayer | So is the Emerald Nightmare gone then? |
20:27.53 | Monet | I think the Emerald Nightmare is an old god thing |
20:28.04 | Imperios | Monet: But it appeared in Legion and Xavius is a demon |
20:28.11 | Imperios | So he appears to work for both sides |
20:28.20 | Imperios | OluapPlayer: At the end of the raid, it appears so |
20:28.22 | Monet | I know but I think they're the source. |
20:28.31 | Imperios | You get to see the purified Emerald Dream even |
20:28.41 | OluapPlayer | I saw pics of that yesterday |
20:28.50 | OluapPlayer | From my understanding that's a pretty major deal to the night elves |
20:29.26 | Imperios | OluapPlayer: http://i.imgur.com/hfoidHY.jpg However, if you get inside one cave in the purified ED, you get to see this |
20:29.51 | OluapPlayer | A remnant eh |
20:30.08 | Imperios | "Remnant of the Void" |
20:30.15 | Imperios | A tiny Old God flower |
20:30.20 | Imperios | Like the last bit of the Nightmare |
20:30.30 | OluapPlayer | I ninjad Blizzard by having this exact thing happen to the Realm of dreams in the wiki |
20:30.37 | OluapPlayer | whers my roalties metzen |
20:30.40 | OluapPlayer | royalties even |
20:30.51 | Imperios | hur |
20:31.07 | Imperios | Also yes apparently voidwalkers and the Old Gods are related |
20:31.40 | OluapPlayer | Voidwalkers? |
20:31.52 | Imperios | These shadow things that warlocks summon, I think they were in WC3 |
20:32.02 | NeonPanda_ | WHYYYYY DO YOU CAAAAALLLLLLL |
20:32.06 | OluapPlayer | Those void elementals? |
20:32.07 | Imperios | https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/wow.gamepedia.com/thumb/5/5f/Jek'kresh_TCG.jpg/200px-Jek'kresh_TCG.jpg?version=efe1b4963ccee30154cc0d90be2ac8f1 |
20:32.09 | Imperios | Yeah |
20:32.10 | Imperios | Them |
20:32.16 | OluapPlayer | I remember them |
20:32.39 | OluapPlayer | Still how do you even get to the Emerald Dream? |
20:32.55 | Imperios | There's a druid area in the Broken Isles called Val'sharah |
20:32.58 | Imperios | There's a portal there |
20:33.15 | Monet | Druids can go there by meditating/hibernating |
20:33.24 | Imperios | Oh you mean in-game or in general? |
20:33.24 | Monet | Going there pysically is a whole different kettle of fish. |
20:33.36 | Imperios | Yeah druids do it by sleeping, everyone else has a few portals scattered over the game |
20:33.39 | OluapPlayer | In-game |
20:33.42 | NeonPanda_ | I was about to make a joke about Y'sera but that would be Hachi territory |
20:34.03 | Imperios | In-game yeah there's a portal in Val'sharah |
20:34.16 | OluapPlayer | Speaking of Ysera. I heard something about the dragons having gone sterile recently. Is that true? |
20:34.41 | Imperios | http://mmo-champion.ru/img/2015/august/4538507_orig.jpg Super happy fun place |
20:34.48 | Imperios | OluapPlayer: Yep, it is a plot point even |
20:35.08 | Imperios | In one of the zones you get to protect the surviving blue dragon eggs |
20:35.28 | OluapPlayer | y tho |
20:35.33 | OluapPlayer | Dragons had a hard life already |
20:36.33 | Imperios | Cos spent so much energy killing Deathwing that their entire species got kicked in the balls |
20:36.54 | Imperios | I think it applies only to the four main dragonflights though |
20:36.59 | OluapPlayer | Deathwing came in being a dick, then Malygos went full retard |
20:37.00 | Imperios | Not counting blacks |
20:37.02 | OluapPlayer | Now they've gone sterile |
20:37.07 | OluapPlayer | inb4 dragon extinction |
20:37.16 | Imperios | Other dragons I think can reproduce, and in theory if there are any surviving black eggs |
20:37.24 | Imperios | they can reproduce |
20:37.42 | Imperios | Highmountain introduced a clutch of black dragon eggs so that's a possibility |
20:38.16 | Hachiman | What's this about Ysera? |
20:38.21 | Imperios | So far we have this gay Arab black whelp who is running around |
20:38.27 | Imperios | But we haven't seen the gay Arab for a while |
20:38.32 | OluapPlayer | gay arab |
20:38.35 | OluapPlayer | u wot |
20:38.57 | Imperios | Wrathion, the only surviving black dragon and uncorrupted to boot |
20:39.08 | Hachiman | Alexstraza is where it's at man |
20:39.17 | Hachiman | Hot redheads are my thing |
20:39.30 | Imperios | Arab is because his human form is kind of Middle Eastern |
20:39.31 | OluapPlayer | geddit cus she's a fire dragon gyehehehe pls die |
20:39.44 | Imperios | Gay because he has a very intense relationship with Anduin Wrynn |
20:39.49 | Imperios | Which is often interpreted as romantic |
20:39.53 | OluapPlayer | who dat |
20:40.09 | Imperios | Human prince |
20:40.11 | Imperios | Well, was prince |
20:40.12 | Imperios | Now king |
20:40.20 | Hachiman | Son of some asshole called Varian |
20:40.27 | Imperios | http://i.imgur.com/YuKqflel.png Wrathion and Anduin respectively\ |
20:40.40 | OluapPlayer | oh dear |
20:40.43 | Hachiman | dats yaoi |
20:41.02 | OluapPlayer | i've spent the entirely of WoW's existence not knowing who Varian is |
20:41.13 | Imperios | Hachiman: Hence >gay< Arab |
20:41.22 | NeonPanda_ | BEHOLD, THE ARMIES OF STORMWIND |
20:41.35 | Imperios | Wrathion is basically well-meaning but is still a total dick |
20:41.37 | NeonPanda_ | sorry, but literally the entirety of my knowledge of WoW related stuff is Hearthstone, which is mostly in the form of voice lines |
20:41.41 | Imperios | NeonPanda_: ME GO FACE |
20:41.46 | Imperios | ME DON'T NEED TO TRADE |
20:41.58 | Imperios | DISREGARD ARMIES OF STORMWIND, GO FACE |
20:42.05 | Hachiman | funny smorc meme |
20:42.20 | OluapPlayer | [angry murloc gargle] |
20:42.21 | Imperios | SMOrc IS the main counter to Varian in Hs though |
20:42.22 | OluapPlayer | der emy contribution |
20:42.23 | Imperios | HS |
20:42.28 | Imperios | And to Warrior in general |
20:42.51 | NeonPanda_ | depending on the warrior in question |
20:42.56 | OluapPlayer | Blizzard already made panda people and werewolf people |
20:42.58 | OluapPlayer | playable murlocs when |
20:42.59 | Imperios | Well Control Warrior |
20:43.01 | NeonPanda_ | cos if it's dragon aggro warrior, they out-smorc you AND out-control you |
20:43.11 | Imperios | OluapPlayer: Imagine female murlocs do |
20:43.16 | Imperios | doe |
20:43.37 | OluapPlayer | Well, they could do the logical thing and make them indistinguishable from males |
20:43.45 | OluapPlayer | But obviously they'd try and put tits in them |
20:43.57 | Imperios | Need I remind you about WORGEN FEMALS |
20:44.12 | OluapPlayer | Gender: AGLRLGRLGLRG |
20:44.59 | NeonPanda_ | my friend actually started including murloc tinyfins in one of his decks to counter anyfin paladin, was weird |
20:45.11 | OluapPlayer | Speaking of murlocs I liked the quest where you find out they're dealing with the kobolds and gnolls |
20:45.12 | Imperios | I still want worgen females to be redesigned into something like that https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/75/4c/9f/754c9f3c6c7ea943f9eebce21aef7969.jpg |
20:45.13 | Imperios | That's cute |
20:45.13 | NeonPanda_ | cos every so often there'd just be a tadpole with a tiny wooden sword |
20:45.22 | Imperios | OluapPlayer: Axis of Awful? |
20:45.26 | OluapPlayer | Yeah |
20:45.35 | OluapPlayer | Triumvirate of neutral creeps |
20:45.46 | NeonPanda_ | doesn't matter cos I've now left Hearthstone for Duelyst |
20:46.20 | NeonPanda_ | which did give me an idea for something fantasyverse but it's probably either A) been done before or B) not entirely appropriate |
20:46.24 | OluapPlayer | WoW has some groan-worthy puns in it though, I had no idea |
20:47.03 | Hachiman | NeonPanda: Ideas such as? |
20:47.20 | Hachiman | inb4 sex maguc |
20:47.22 | Hachiman | magic* |
20:47.45 | NeonPanda_ | the Vetruvians make use of fancy floating magic obelisks that animate little mini golems that their mages then buff and manipulate with magic to make them effective |
20:48.17 | NeonPanda_ | so not counting neutral units they don't actually have footsoldiers per se, instead relying on a steady stream of disposable minions that they empower |
20:49.13 | Hachiman | Hm, that's curious |
20:49.59 | Imperios | Monet: https://kagesatsuki.files.wordpress.com/2014/03/140307_02.gif |
20:50.29 | Monet | Imperios: And then we learn these new models are unisex. |
20:50.48 | Monet | I'm cure I've killed chicks and dudes. |
20:51.42 | NeonPanda_ | there's also the Magmar who have pet creatures called Silithid that, when they die, revert to a dormant egg stage and regenerate |
21:15.17 | NeonPanda_ | test |
21:15.22 | NeonPanda_ | ok internet did not derp |
21:15.45 | Imperios | Hachiman: http://i.4cdn.org/pol/1475527692251.png best political spectrum |
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21:39.39 | Wormydroid | Had free dinner again |
21:39.56 | Wormydroid | Living up as a student again |
21:40.35 | Monet | WormyDroid Hachiman: Dara Goes 80-bit is about to play Gang Beasts |
21:40.58 | Hachiman | Oh boy |
21:41.16 | Wormydroid | Who, what and where? |
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21:41.48 | NeonPanda | hi all |
21:41.57 | Wormydroid | Hi |
21:43.16 | Monet | Wormy_Droid: Dave |
21:43.33 | Monet | New show Dara Goes 8-Bit |
21:43.55 | Wormydroid | Ahh |
21:45.06 | Monet | Its a panel show |
21:46.55 | Monet | Four comedians work in two teams to play video games for points. |
21:48.31 | Hachiman | It's really interesting to see video games be used like that in a UK panel show |
21:49.48 | Wormydroid | I suppose they have to experiment with it |
21:52.31 | Monet | They're playing Pong for the final round |
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22:06.06 | Quark8 | Hello. |
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22:16.42 | Wormydroid | So. |
22:16.52 | Wormydroid | Kim Kardashian robbee |
22:16.54 | Wormydroid | D |
22:18.45 | Technobliterator | I can't believe I actually sympathise with a Kardashian. |
22:18.47 | Technobliterator | It baffles me. |
22:19.57 | Wormydroid | Well, nobody deserves it, but she asking for it by flaunting her wealth while not having enough security she could pay for |
22:24.55 | Monet | Then the robber gets famous by getting on the world news. |
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22:28.39 | Tek0516 | Well my bus has some crazy lady |
22:29.30 | Quark8 | Oh? |
22:30.04 | Tek0516 | Swearing, spitting, screaming |
22:31.30 | Monet | Oh dear |
22:31.31 | Wormydroid | She might start throwing cats out of her hair |
22:31.37 | Quark8 | Ah. Do you know why? |
22:32.11 | Tek0516 | No clue but it was clearly directed at the students who made up 90% of the passengers |
22:37.43 | Monet | Double oh dear |
22:38.45 | Tek0516 | Screaming threats, stomping, even spitting at the guy in front of me. |
22:40.25 | Monet | Someone has a hate-boner for young people or students. |
22:41.02 | Tek0516 | Pretty sure I heard her yell at some point about telling us all to put our phones away. |
22:42.37 | Monet | <PROTECTED> |
22:44.43 | Monet | I suppose she's the sort to deny the possibility of people reading books or the news on their phones. |
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23:09.31 | Wormy_ | hi |
23:28.07 | Hachiman | Hi |
23:29.18 | Monet | Hi |
23:41.01 | DrodoAway | test |
23:50.23 | Wormy_ | Scary movies http://imgur.com/gallery/U68UG |
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23:54.21 | TetrisD | hello, everyone! |
23:54.34 | TetrisD | why are there 2 monets? |
23:55.17 | DrodoEmpire | Hi |
23:55.57 | Wormy_ | ayy lmao party continues http://phys.org/news/2016-10-galaxy-most-mysterious-star-stranger-astronomers.html |
23:58.23 | TetrisD | the stars probably dimming because of the Dyson Sphere i purchased from Daemonum Tech Internationals for just 19.99 thylos Credits |
23:59.37 | Wormy_ | You... Gonna share around? |