IRC log for #sporewiki on 20161003

00:00.19NeonPandadual shortsword wielding stunty is a go
00:00.32OluapPlayerWhat is a free day where you're all available to do this?
00:00.45HachimanWell, my other group operates on Saturday nights
00:01.05HachimanI'm good most of the time actually but Fridays and Sundays are probably best for Monet
00:01.09HachimanBecause I'm NEET scum
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00:03.36MonetFridays for me are better than Sundays.
00:04.10OluapPlayerNeonPanda: That'd translate to saturday morning to you. That good?
00:04.20NeonPandacan be arranged
00:05.10DrodoEmpireHey does anyone here play Insurgency?
00:05.30HachimanOnly ever heard of it
00:05.35OluapPlayerOkay so Friday night, level 3 doods
00:06.04OluapPlayerI'm not gonna restrict you from playing any race but I'd prefer if you played dwarves, humans or elves
00:06.44HachimanAll human party cus bonus feats and floating stats
00:06.52NeonPandashadowlings are half human so they're half preferred right? :P
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00:07.04NeonPandabut seriously I think we should stick to the theme and all dwarf
00:07.09HachimanWhat if I wanna play a beastman
00:07.25OluapPlayerI'd have to ask why you want to be a special snowflake
00:07.36HachimanIt was inevitable
00:08.15NeonPanda>why does he want to be a snowflake     > it's Hachi
00:09.00OluapPlayerOnly if he agrees to be a hare and not a rabbit
00:09.12Hachimanbut y
00:09.25OluapPlayerBecause there are no rabbit men in DF, only hare men hur
00:09.29HachimanWhat if I wanted to play a worm man
00:09.37OluapPlayerWhat if I said no
00:09.46HachimanWhat if I said Doctrina is cancelled
00:10.11OluapPlayerI'd hate you forever
00:10.44HachimanI don't want you to hate me so Doctrina stays hur
00:10.51OluapPlayergud
00:11.04HachimanIn seriousness, I'll play dorf
00:11.14OluapPlayerSo no sexualized elf
00:11.16HachimanThe Stonelord Paladin Archetype has been tempting me for a while anyway
00:11.18OluapPlayerdisappointed with u
00:11.21Hachimanfukn
00:11.31Hachimanwhich way is it u fukn bean
00:11.34NeonPandahe's already done it once, let him have some diversity :P
00:12.04HachimanYeah     I'll play sexualized dwarf instead
00:12.17NeonPandagodplzno
00:12.17OluapPlayera great humanoid composed of vomit
00:12.25Hachimanolol
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00:13.32HachimanI could actually play a fast dwarf
00:14.02HachimanOh wait Panda will also be a fast dwarf#
00:14.08HachimanBecause Rogue
00:14.22OluapPlayerThat being said, unless you want this campaign to only last 3 sessions, you should probably not just reclaim the fortress
00:14.32OluapPlayerBecause you could probably get that done in a few hours at most
00:14.46NeonPandajust make it a really big fortress
00:14.50NeonPandawith multiple levels and whatnot
00:14.51HachimanDepends how many layers there are
00:14.59HachimanThat or have it be like a Ghostbusters-type deal
00:15.09OluapPlayerHow'd you mean?
00:15.10HachimanAnd make multiple fortresses for us to reclaim
00:15.27OluapPlayerFortclaimers
00:15.30NeonPandaeh, one huge fortress would be better than multiple baby fortresses
00:15.41HachimanHow about multiple huge fortresses
00:16.03OluapPlayerI'll try and make one huge fort work
00:16.18NeonPandaplan out five or six levels, zones, whatever oyu want to call them (one at a time), have each of them represent one character level of progression, gg pls re
00:16.49HachimanSo we'd be ending at level... 10-12?
00:16.59NeonPandasomething like that
00:17.17OluapPlayerWell I did have a thought. Each level is highly defended, but as you progress the parts you conquered are repopulated
00:17.57OluapPlayerThe local population would serve as both a means to get new items and dig into new levels
00:18.04HachimanOnce we're done with that fortress, next adventure is high-level Boatmurdered exploration
00:18.20OluapPlayerLava consumes the landscape and you die, the end
00:18.37HachimanThat or we get murdered by elephants before getting anywhere near
00:18.42NeonPandaiunno, randemonium loot table finding magic items out of chests has its benefits too
00:19.15OluapPlayerYou'll get loot. Fort shops would be a way to get more mundane stuff
00:19.21Rock_From_HellWhat game you all talking about?
00:19.27HachimanPathfinder
00:19.30Rock_From_Hellk
00:19.53OluapPlayerSay you want some beer. Brewer dorf can get you some
00:19.54OluapPlayerEtc
00:20.28HachimanThere's a monk archetype that relies on beer so
00:21.09NeonPandainb4 hachi plays drunken fist dwarf monk
00:21.15HachimanI mean, I could
00:21.47OluapPlayerAlso if you kill all the goblins occupying the place and let the passage of time go, those goblins would want to take the place again
00:21.51OluapPlayercue danger coming from the outside
00:22.18HachimanNeeds a werebeast or a vampire at some point
00:23.18NeonPandayou guys know DF more than I so you'd have a better idea what classes suit the theme, btu either way I'm playing a rogue
00:23.36Charles_Macwts 2803-era supercarrier
00:23.46Charles_Macgood condition
00:23.57OluapPlayerWell theoretically the only thing DF has are fighters and barbarians
00:24.04OluapPlayerBut that's mostly out of the game being incomplete
00:24.13OluapPlayerWe're getting mages soon(ish)(never)
00:25.01OluapPlayerA rogue archetype is also being developed
00:25.05OluapPlayerSo rogues are good to go
00:25.09DrodoEmpireCharles_Mac: ?
00:25.42Charles_MacFrance is probably going to want to sell the Pax Franconica fairly soon
00:26.36DrodoEmpireAhh
00:27.38HachimanNeonPanda: Okay, but what if Dwarven Reinhardt
00:27.55NeonPandatempting, but you know I've been sitting on the dwarf rogue idea for ages
00:28.01HachimanI meant me u dum
00:28.14NeonPandago for it
00:28.29HachimanNow I need to figure out a way to hold a tower shield single-handed and a giant ass hammer
00:28.50NeonPandatower shield plus warhammer, done
00:29.31MonetThis is exciting but I need to get going
00:29.38MonetGood night, or in Panda's case ,good morning
00:29.42OluapPlayerBye
00:31.42Rock_From_HellI guess I'll go book it as well...
00:35.46NeonPandaalso wat stats we use
00:37.03Hachiman25 point buy pls
00:37.10OluapPlayeraaa
00:37.24OluapPlayerWhat's the one that's the right one again?
00:37.56OluapPlayerElite?
00:38.00NeonPandayeh
00:38.06OluapPlayerElite then
00:39.12NeonPanda6 charisma, hooo boy
00:40.08OluapPlayerwow
00:40.23OluapPlayerBut I assume charisma isn't important for a rogue?
00:40.51NeonPandait can be, I'm just not using any social skills
00:41.43NeonPandathe only one I'd really get any value out of is bluff if I wanted to go for a feint build, but since stabstabstab that won't be happening
01:17.24Tek0516Damnit. Every time I play Cities Skylines I manage to overheat my laptop. >.<
01:18.58DrodoEmpireOh wow
01:26.25HachimanNeonPanda: What if I suggested magical girl Pathfinder campaign
01:28.27OluapPlayeras only as I can have animal ears and a tail of some description
01:28.44HachimanMagical girl so yes
01:32.43DrodoEmpiretest
01:37.04DrodoEmpireHmm
01:37.12DrodoEmpireI might buy Pike & Shot
01:37.30DrodoEmpireI've taken great interest in that era recently so I figure it'd be a good game to play
01:37.40HachimanHuh cool
01:37.42HachimanWhat's it like?
01:38.03DrodoEmpireIts a bit like total war, but sorta turn-based I think and heavily focused on historical accuracy
01:38.33DrodoEmpireIt reminds me a bit of the Romance of the Three Kingdoms or Nobunaga's Ambition games, if you've ever played those
01:38.37DrodoEmpireBut deeper
01:39.24DrodoEmpireFocuses in the time between the Italian wars to like the Thirty Years' War and English Civil War
01:39.38HachimanSo, what is the alternate context of "romance"?
01:40.04HachimanIt seems a little bit weird to call a period of war a "romance" or something like that
01:40.09DrodoEmpireOh, RTK is a separate game and its named after a classical Chinese novel about the Three Kingdoms period
01:40.42DrodoEmpireWhy its named a "romance" I have no clue- likely an archaic usage of the term
01:40.48HachimanAh
01:40.49HachimanI figured it was about the Three Kingdoms
01:41.14DrodoEmpireAlso seeing as you're a weeb <.<
01:41.24DrodoEmpireThere's Pike & Shot but Asia that's just been released
01:41.29DrodoEmpire"Sengoku Jidai"
01:41.44HachimanHm it sounds cool
01:41.46DrodoEmpireIts got the Japanese clans, Ming Dynasty, Korea, and the Jurchens
01:41.59DrodoEmpireI think I'll try both at some point
01:42.11HachimanA little bit weird to call it the Sengoku Jidai if there's stuff set outside of Japan
01:42.26DrodoEmpireYeah >.<
01:42.45DrodoEmpireI think the reason for that is because it focuses heavily around Japan though, and most of the campaign scenarios do too
01:42.45HachimanAlthough at least Jurchens are getting some love
01:42.48DrodoEmpire^
01:43.01DrodoEmpireYou almost never hear of the Ming or Jurchens in video games so yeah its awesome
01:57.56NeonPandaHachiman: sorry was asleep, not really into the whole magical girl thing tbh
01:58.06HachimanI mean, I was kidding
02:01.07OluapPlayerThat was kinda obvious
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02:03.05Mrrankings11Sup
02:03.17DrodoEmpireHi
02:03.41Mrrankings11So i for the most parrt finished the Dannie empire
02:04.08Mrrankings11I will likely completely redo it in the futue
02:04.30DrodoEmpireUh huh
02:05.51Mrrankings11My next empie should be alot better
02:06.58DrodoEmpireAlright
02:07.21Mrrankings11If you want i can link it here
02:07.59Mrrankings11As im looking for ways to improve
02:08.33DrodoEmpireAlright, fine
02:08.35DrodoEmpireGo ahead
02:09.18Mrrankings11http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Dannie_Empire
02:09.29Mrrankings11Warning thou, its kinda bad
02:12.43DrodoEmpireEr, indeed
02:12.46DrodoEmpireI mean
02:12.48DrodoEmpireUh
02:12.54DrodoEmpireWhat's your next fiction idea?
02:15.42Mrrankings11Well its alot more developed, and well, im sruck between the names Ubophoe and Serehbroe
02:16.04DrodoEmpireHmm, alright
02:16.12DrodoEmpireWhat ideas do you have for it? Government?
02:16.15DrodoEmpireCulture?
02:16.17DrodoEmpireMilitary?
02:18.07Mrrankings11The military is comprised mostly of Bioweapons and things like emps, (theh basically w
02:18.23Mrrankings11Debuff there enemy's)
02:19.05DrodoEmpireWhat do you mean by "comprised" of these things?
02:19.32Mrrankings11Tere culture is very hard to summerise
02:19.45DrodoEmpireArmies are comprised of men, their regiments, and their strategies and usage- not of weapons
02:20.16DrodoEmpireWeapons are things the military use and help shape their tactics and strategies but they aren't the military
02:20.31Mrrankings11Ok
02:20.41DrodoEmpireAnd you can't build a military around a few gimmicks like that either
02:21.04DrodoEmpireWhat is there overall doctrine, I suppose is what I mean?
02:21.46Mrrankings11You do realizs im summerizing in the bare bones way possible
02:22.29DrodoEmpireI know
02:22.35DrodoEmpireBut what you're saying doesn't make sense
02:22.49DrodoEmpireYou can summarise a military doctrine- what you described wasn't a military doctrine
02:24.01Mrrankings11<PROTECTED>
02:24.31DrodoEmpireA military doctrine is the overall "goal" or orientation of your military
02:24.36Mrrankings11I actually have a entire section planes
02:24.43DrodoEmpireWhat it focuses on.
02:24.51Mrrankings11Planed for that
02:25.28Mrrankings11Well there are 7 may segemts of laws
02:25.47DrodoEmpireWhat?
02:25.53Mrrankings111. Rules of the nation
02:26.02Mrrankings112. Rules of development
02:26.13Mrrankings113.rules of war
02:26.21DrodoEmpireNo no
02:26.26DrodoEmpireMilitary doctrine
02:26.30DrodoEmpireNothing to do with laws
02:27.03DrodoEmpireWhat does your military specialise in? What does it focus on? What tactics does it use?
02:27.37Mrrankings11Rules statwed in rules of war
02:27.46DrodoEmpireWhat weapons, even, does it use at varying levels of combat (i.e what purpose does an infantryman have and what equipment does he have to serve that purpose?)
02:27.53DrodoEmpireRules of War are written to prevent abuses
02:27.59DrodoEmpireNot to define a military focus
02:34.12Mrrankings11It Manley focuses on quik strickes of stronger enemys, wearing them down before sending something like nuke in to finish the battle
02:35.18DrodoEmpireThat's very rigid and very... bad
02:35.20DrodoEmpireJust not a good idea
02:35.39DrodoEmpireA series of probing strikes and then hoping a single superweapon destroys them is silly
02:35.46Mrrankings11Is there anyway for it to improve
02:35.54DrodoEmpireScrap the entire idea
02:36.07DrodoEmpireAnd look at the bigger picture
02:36.16Mrrankings11The entire empire?
02:36.19DrodoEmpireNo
02:36.22DrodoEmpireDoctrine
02:36.24DrodoEmpireUltimately, are the offensive or defensive?
02:36.31DrodoEmpireThe doctrine, the army
02:37.42Mrrankings11I was thinking of a more defensive army
02:38.10DrodoEmpireAlright
02:38.25DrodoEmpireSo obviously probing attacks and then using a superweapon isn't an option on the defense :p
02:38.57NeonPandataking this on a slightly different track, why are they defensive? asking reflective questions often gives you the answers you need to fill in details later on
02:38.59DrodoEmpireBecause you'd be giving ground and then annihilating that area, which is probably your own land
02:39.07DrodoEmpireThat too
02:39.13DrodoEmpireWhat doctrine they adopt depends on circumstance
02:39.27DrodoEmpireIf they're surrounded by rivals but aren't powerful enough to destroy them
02:39.31DrodoEmpireThey'd probably be defensive
02:39.38NeonPandawell I'm asking him directly
02:39.48DrodoEmpireIf they're wealthy and want to expand, it'd likely be offensive
02:40.00DrodoEmpireWell yeah I'm just providing extra info
02:41.24Mrrankings11Hmm, well i was thinking of a teir 3-2 society
02:43.16DrodoEmpireRight.
02:45.24Mrrankings11Well now that think about, were are they in the galaxy?
02:45.58Mrrankings11And how dous that affection them
02:46.20DrodoEmpireLocal politics would affect them
02:46.25DrodoEmpireAnd there's more than one galaxy :p
02:46.49Mrrankings11True
02:48.00NeonPandaone thing to note is that the inhabitants of different galaxies somewhat happen to align with different styles of storywriting, so that's a meta consideration worth putting thought to
02:48.12DrodoEmpireSure
02:49.41Mrrankings11Well i would have to getb
02:49.49Mrrankings11Permission
02:52.10NeonPandanot for most of them actually
02:52.49NeonPandaI think only one you actually need permission (that being Borealis), Andromeda is lightly moderated but that's about it
02:54.42Mrrankings11Ok
02:55.02Mrrankings11I have to go
02:55.07DrodoEmpireQuadrants and Cyrannus too
02:55.08DrodoEmpireAlright.
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12:43.42NeonPandahi all
12:43.58OluapPlayerHi
12:44.59OluapPlayerNeonPanda: For the prime Dorf experienced I was thinking of using symbols rather than tokens in the campaign
12:45.03OluapPlayerhttp://i.imgur.com/W5FxRnn.jpg so this is you
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12:46.32OluapPlayerDid you get what I just said?
12:46.40NeonPanda_nope, internet was dum
12:47.11OluapPlayerI said I was thinking of using DF symbols rather than drawn tokens in the campaign
12:47.18OluapPlayerhttp://i.imgur.com/W5FxRnn.jpg so you'd look like this
12:48.01Hachimanhappy dorf
12:48.16OluapPlayerdorfs are always happy especially when they're on fire
12:49.23NeonPanda_not the worst idea ever
12:50.24OluapPlayerThe maps will still look normal because no way would I be able to make entire maps resembling ASCII
12:50.41OluapPlayerThat'd be a nightmare + I'd have to stop and explain what every symbol is
12:51.28OluapPlayerAnyway, pick a colour for your little happy face
12:51.38OluapPlayerCan't be blue because Hachi already claimed that
12:53.10HachimanActually make mine red
12:53.20HachimanMy dorf is red haired
12:53.25OluapPlayernsdngf
12:53.33OluapPlayerOkay you can pick blue but not read
12:53.34OluapPlayerred
12:54.59NeonPanda_green cos why not
12:55.21NeonPanda_https://donjon.bin.sh/pathfinder/dungeon/ btw you may find this useful
12:55.34HachimanAh donjon
12:56.35OluapPlayerThat is fantastically useful actually
12:57.00OluapPlayerrite so we got green smiley and red smiley
12:57.10OluapPlayerJust need Monet to decide the colour of his
12:57.41NeonPanda_bright, pulsating neon pink
12:57.54OluapPlayerexplode it into gore nao
12:58.08HachimanA giant humanoid made of vomit
12:58.13OluapPlayerAlso roll20 had some nice updates it seems. Accessing tokens is a lot easier
12:59.12OluapPlayerIn-game coloured dwarves represent military skills (though I'm mentioning this mostly for the trivia of it)
12:59.24OluapPlayerA red dwarf would be a maceman, a green one would be a marksman
13:00.10Hachimanrite
13:00.19OluapPlayerBlue is swordsman iirc
13:01.45HachimanWhat are we doing for HP? Take max all the way to three, take full at level 1 and take half other levels, etc/
13:01.47Hachiman?
13:02.10OluapPlayerI've never heard of doing the former
13:02.18OluapPlayerI expect you to do the latter
13:02.23HachimanRight
13:12.11HachimanAre we using traits?
13:13.27OluapPlayerYes. Make your sheet as if this was any other game
13:26.32NeonPanda_so what are you playing buniman?
13:26.38HachimanHammerdwarf
13:26.42HachimanThat is, Foehammer Fighter
13:27.14HachimanBesmar Kilrudnal, aka Besmar Bronzehour the female hammerdwarf
13:27.20NeonPanda_tasty
13:28.54NeonPanda_going for the dual-wielding version?
13:29.06HachimanNah, two-handed
13:29.42NeonPanda_fair enough
13:30.19OluapPlayerhttp://dwarffortresswiki.org/index.php/Dwarven_language/raw get yourself a dorfy surname
13:35.36OluapPlayerNeonPanda_: Any easy way to transfer the donjon maps to roll20? It's being a little troublesome getting them to fit with the grid
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13:36.35ImperiosHi
13:36.38HachimanYou can change the grid somehow as far as I know
13:36.39HachimanHi
13:36.41OluapPlayerHi
13:36.49HachimanNeonPanda: Also, can you charge and attack with reach weapons?
13:37.07NeonPanda_OluapPlayer: what form did you download the map in?
13:37.09NeonPanda_Hachiman: yes
13:37.18OluapPlayerPlayer's Map
13:38.38NeonPanda_k good, basically the black band around the side is one square's distance, so you figure out how many squares it is length by width and snap it to corners basically
13:38.50NeonPanda_I remember having a bit of trouble but it's mostly fiddling with it a bit
13:39.04HachimanAlso, what's the starting gold?
13:39.09HachimanFor level 3 chars
13:39.35NeonPanda_also, fucking black:udir makes it so hard to start a decent sounding name
13:41.01HachimanDwarves get a surname and a nickname; your nickname could start with 'Black-'
13:42.04OluapPlayerActually I found an easy work-around
13:42.22OluapPlayerI can just disable the roll20 grid altogether
13:42.38NeonPanda_that's the thing though, most of the combinations that spring to mind are really awkward to say
13:44.31HachimanNothing will ever be as awkward as the human god Dik Hairfancy
13:44.47HachimanWho is the human god of lust and takes the form of a woman
13:45.02Hachiman*Hairyfancy
13:47.30NeonPanda_probably not going to manage better than Ar'lotad
13:47.42NeonPanda_which would mean underhand
13:47.49HachimanNicer
13:47.52HachimanNice*
13:48.42HachimanOluapPlayer: wats our startin gold dumba
13:48.52NeonPanda_not gonna lie, I tried to find what Bronzebottom would be
13:49.01OluapPlayerDoesn't Paizo give you that information?
13:49.07HachimanIf it did, I forgot
13:49.13NeonPanda_3k gp standard
13:49.36HachimanKilrudgothum
13:49.57NeonPanda_would be so tempting if we didn't already have a person with bronze in their name, not gonna lie
13:50.15NeonPanda_you do know where Bronzebottom comes from, right?
13:50.30HachimanOf course
13:50.38OluapPlayerNope
13:50.56HachimanHe's the dwarf character from a D&D group called Acquisitions Inc.
13:51.05NeonPanda_^
13:51.23HachimanIt's fitting because his player looks kind of like a dwarf hur
13:51.29NeonPanda_specifically Penny Arcade
13:51.36HachimanYeah
13:51.41NeonPanda_Hachiman: he's just a really big dwarf at heart
13:52.57NeonPanda_my stats have ended up pretty solid with the exception of charisma
13:53.08NeonPanda_14, 15, 14, 13, 12, 6
13:53.32Hachiman15, 14, 15, 10, 14, 6
13:53.53HachimanWe're not very smart hur
13:53.56OluapPlayerFucking hell you people are uncharismatic as hell
13:53.56HachimanOh wait
13:53.59HachimanCharismatic
13:54.15NeonPanda_Oluap: we're dwarves, we have a -2 to that shit
13:54.35HachimanYes, when I'm bashing goblins to death with my dwarven longhammer, my main concern is making sure I look good
13:54.36NeonPanda_the highest starting charisma one of us can have is 13, and I need my high numbers for rogue things
13:55.00NeonPanda_of which being charismatic is technically one, but still I need to be stabbing things
13:55.26NeonPanda_talking nicely to people isn't entirely necessary
13:55.33OluapPlayerur an uncouth lady
13:55.37OluapPlayerHachi that is
13:56.03NeonPanda_was about to say, I'm not a lady
13:56.08HachimanAlso do dwarven ladies have beards or no
13:56.21OluapPlayerNo
13:56.35NeonPanda_of course they do, they're just fine and downy under-chin hair :P
14:00.02NeonPanda_I mean I could put my charisma up to 12, just not sure how relevant it's actually going to be
14:00.36HachimanIf I wanna do some diplomacy, I'd just get Intimidating Prowess
14:01.04NeonPanda_and it would mean I end up losing 2 points in all my other stats short of dex and int
14:03.01Xhodafuq is dis
14:03.10OluapPlayerTabletop
14:03.16Xhodafuq is dat
14:03.33OluapPlayerdingus
14:03.51OluapPlayerhttp://i.imgur.com/ZOAV0TL.png so far it looks goddamn adorable
14:04.57NeonPanda_maximum stabby-stunty engaged
14:11.15NeonPanda_hand crossbow for improved sneaky-stabby
14:14.22NeonPanda_gonna take the alternate racial trait that gives me longer-ranged darkvision but light vulnerability
14:14.34HachimanNice
14:14.49HachimanI took the one that gives me Toughness as a bonus feat
14:14.53HachimanAnd increases my Fort
14:15.02OluapPlayerincreases fort while in fort
14:15.10NeonPanda_http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/forgottenrealms/images/a/aa/Sword_Coast_Legends_-_Companion_-_Larethar_Gulgrin.png/revision/latest?cb=20150523224643 rogue stunty
14:15.44HachimanHe stands out like a sore thumb tho
14:15.55OluapPlayerlittle brick with limbs
14:16.13NeonPanda_have you ever seen a dwarf sneaking?
14:16.26HachimanNo?
14:16.32NeonPanda_Exactly.
14:16.36HachimanOh wow
14:16.38OluapPlayerdats ork logic
14:16.54NeonPanda_I'm amazed that worked
14:17.39NeonPanda_but seriously I'm a bit more of a thug than a thief, if you get what I mean
14:18.04Hachimanshanka
14:18.12NeonPanda_I can still sneak, pick locks, that sort of thing, but I'm also stab-stab-stab
14:19.40NeonPanda_24 starting HP, not bad at all
14:20.42Imperios>mfw when D&D crowd occupied the chat
14:21.39OluapPlayermy face when when
14:22.18HachimanWish there was a way I could hold a two-handed weapon one-handed
14:22.37OluapPlayerI'd invite you to participate but would you be willing to play after 1-2am your time?
14:23.23NeonPanda_Hachiman: there's that one barbarian archetype but that would defeat the point
14:23.32HachimanTitan Mauler?
14:23.55NeonPanda_yeha
14:24.05NeonPanda_also I just realised, I did not thoroughly read rules
14:24.17HachimanOh?
14:24.33OluapPlayerdangit panda you're the only one I expect to actually read the rules
14:24.40Hachiman;-;
14:24.45NeonPanda_Finesse Training doesn't work the way I thought it did, it outright replaces the strength bonus to damage with dexterity
14:24.48OluapPlayercus i know i dont
14:24.52NeonPanda_so I don't need a strength bonus at all
14:24.56ImperiosHachiman: Like Titan Grip in WoW?
14:24.57HachimanYeah
14:25.01HachimanTo both
14:25.42HachimanI was wondering for a way to hold both a tower shield and a dwarven longhammer for full Reinhardt but I'd have to sacrifice two levels for Barbarian
14:26.59NeonPanda_although now that I look at it, there's not much else I'd do with said 14 because I'm still not entirely sure how relevant charisma would be
14:27.09NeonPanda_+2 to climb and swim is pretty handy
14:27.50HachimanActually, it says here that the tower shield gives you a -2 to attacks due to encumbrance; since I'm a dwarf, does that mean the penalty doesn't apply?
14:28.02HachimanOh wait that's only for movement
14:29.57NeonPanda_^
14:34.42NeonPanda_yeah probably gonna keep things the way they are stats-wise, the +2 to climb and swim is nice
14:47.17NeonPanda_so what else is going on?
14:47.52OluapPlayerNot much
14:48.46HachimanGonna need to find a way to heak
14:48.49Hachimanheal*
14:49.20NeonPanda_potions *shrugs*
14:49.27NeonPanda_also do we know what Monet is playing?
14:52.34HachimanNot yet
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15:18.05NeonPanda_barring him playing a divine caster of the healing persuasion, healing potions are gonna be the go-to most likely
15:18.32HachimanThat's fair enoug
15:18.34Hachimanenough
15:18.55HachimanI just wonder if Oluap's gonna give us the REAL Dorf Fort experience and make permanent / long-lasting wounds a thing
15:19.27OluapPlayerGiven we're playing with Pathfinder rules, nope
15:19.46HachimanPathfinder has rules for wounds
15:19.59HachimanThey're a little dumb and should be modified but there are rules
15:20.12OluapPlayerI'm not gonna complicate things
15:22.28NeonPanda_for some reason I want a magic stone eye, and I have no idea why
15:22.47OluapPlayerHow would that work?
15:22.49HachimanAs in
15:22.53HachimanAn actual stone for an eye
15:24.04NeonPanda_yeha
15:24.05NeonPanda_yeah*
15:24.14NeonPanda_I dunno why but it's a thing I've got in my head
15:24.19NeonPanda_the idea that is, not a stone eye
15:24.23NeonPanda_I don't currently have a stone eye
15:24.43Hachimankek
15:25.15HachimanWell, if Oluap makes fey moods a thing like in actual DF
15:27.06OluapPlayerThat'd detract completely from the game
15:27.55NeonPanda_y'know, there's one thing about this game in particular that makes me happy
15:28.07NeonPanda_it sets a precedent for future themed games, which I approve of
15:28.43OluapPlayerThat's true
15:29.42HachimanAye
15:30.39NeonPanda_inb4 next campaign is hippy elf
15:31.30HachimanElves in DF are actually assholes
15:31.34OluapPlayer1/10 would not play
15:31.38OluapPlayer0/10 even
15:31.38HachimanThey kill and eat people for cutting trees
15:31.47OluapPlayerThey're cannibals in general
15:35.10NeonPanda_never said it had to be DF elves
15:35.28OluapPlayerin that mite b cool
15:36.30Hachimani proposed magical grill theme an u sed no
15:37.01OluapPlayeru in charge of an elf in general is trouble
15:37.16NeonPanda_not into schoolgirls yelling stereotypical magic catchphrases to shoot lasers out of their boobs, tbh
15:38.29OluapPlayerFirst char was an elf and he spent the whole gaming fucking a winged lamia
15:38.42OluapPlayerSecond char was another elf and she was a turbo slut
15:38.57HachimanThen I played an orc and that fucked a goblin
15:39.19OluapPlayerYes that too, I had actually forgotten about it
15:39.29HachimanAlso
15:39.30Hachiman>not wanting to be an undercover magical soldier struggling to cope with the stresses of domestic life and balancing having to constantly beat back the highly lethal forces of darkness
15:39.31ImperiosCharles_Bot: http://christiantimesnewspaper.com/breaking-tens-of-thousands-of-fraudulent-clinton-votes-found-in-ohio-warehouse/ How trustworthy is that news?
15:39.56NeonPanda_let's be honest, Hachi just plays sluts
15:40.18HachimanI play sluts in RPGs because I can't play sluts irl
15:40.27OluapPlayerSluts even when they're men
15:41.55OluapPlayerYou'll get no incentive from me this time
15:42.07OluapPlayercus ur a short barrel-shaped mountain monkey
15:42.10Hachimani wunt 2 fuk the night troll
15:42.25OluapPlayer>wanting to fuck the large skinless 3-eyed man
15:42.40Hachimanyee
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15:52.12NeonPanda_don't get me wrong, nto judging, just making an observation
15:52.25NeonPanda_and now I'm going to go watch The Dirtiest Book in the Game again
15:54.59NeonPanda_africa has helicopter-deployed attack dogs as a part of its anti-poaching task force
15:55.01NeonPanda_holy shit
15:56.29HachimanOh wow
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15:58.17dino82_hi
15:59.10NeonPanda_semi related note to the previous topic: apparently when Jason Mamoa and Emilia Clarke first met at the hotel before filming, he rugby tackled her and yelled out "Wifey!"
16:00.06Hachimanhur
16:01.34Charles_BotImperios Pretty fraudulent
16:01.54ImperiosOf whom?
16:02.22Charles_BotA story like that if it was real would get picked up by all the major networks and blasted for weeks
16:02.32Charles_BotHRC's candidacy would end
16:04.48Charles_BotBasically, the news is not trustworthy
16:04.58Charles_BotThat news*
16:05.40NeonPanda_news period relating to the election has to be taken with a tablespoon of salt due to the fact that the media is deliberately misrepresenting things to make the contest seem closer than it actually is
16:06.07NeonPanda_more for ratings than any inherent political bias, but still
16:07.28Charles_BotWell
16:07.39Charles_BotI read the news, I don't watch it
16:07.46Charles_BotSo I don't know what the networks are doing
16:07.57Charles_BotBut the written reporting is pretty good
16:08.00NeonPanda_^ a wise policy there
16:08.25NeonPanda_I get most of my world news from comedians, because they actually do a lot of research to get more material XD
16:08.57Charles_Bothttps://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/2oTyrqkY/IMG_0887.PNG
16:09.16NeonPanda_and I'm being serious, our best (in terms of accuracy and depth of investigation) news show is chaired by three comedians
16:09.17Charles_BotMy collection of news sources :D
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16:10.45NeonPanda_it's amazing how much can be conveyed through the long-refined art of sarcastic humour
16:10.50TreebeardHello
16:10.57HachimanHi Tree
16:13.06NeonPanda_on a really dated topic, I'm not actually sure how a magical girl themed D&D campaign would even work
16:14.21HachimanA lot of flavouring and possibly a bit of homebrew
16:14.50HachimanAny kind of themed D&D campaign works if you try hard enough
16:49.02OluapPlayerbah where's Monet
16:50.53HachimanHe has uni
16:50.57HachimanI think
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16:56.47OluapPlayerHi
16:56.53OluapPlayerI was just asking for you
16:58.41MonetI'm on the move but I can listen for the moment
16:59.10HachimanMe and Panda have got dorfs ready
16:59.12OluapPlayerDid you decide what you're gonna play for the dwarf campaign yet?
16:59.46HachimanPanda's playing a Rogue and I'm playing a hammerdwarf (Foehammer Fighter)
17:00.30dino82_hi
17:00.34MonetI haven't
17:01.03OluapPlayerdat bad
17:01.13HachimanTo be fair we did just discuss this last night
17:01.22HachimanGive him a couple days and he'll probably have a solid idea
17:01.23OluapPlayergit 2 it
17:03.54MonetI'll look into it
17:04.16OluapPlayerWhat I'm mostly interested in atm however
17:04.31OluapPlayerI'm gonna use the little smiling faces from the game to represent dwarves
17:04.43OluapPlayerAssuming you play one, I wanted to know which colour you want to be
17:04.56OluapPlayerHachi is a red smily, Panda is a green one
17:05.42MonetI could be orange
17:05.53OluapPlayerorange dorf
17:08.12MonetCheap tan dorf
17:08.48OluapPlayerhttp://i.imgur.com/o0CRVQs.png behold the ascii experience
17:10.11MonetHey Apple
17:10.16Hachimanhur
17:10.37OluapPlayerI feel super clever about what I did with the turn ordewr
17:10.41OluapPlayerorder*
17:11.10HachimanYeah that's kinda smart hur
17:11.30OluapPlayerUnfortunately you can't really say [SMILY HEAD]warf
17:12.02NeonPanda_indeed, Oluap gets +1 to clever
17:12.12OluapPlayernow with a total score of +1
17:13.16Hachiman"At 13th level, as a full-round action, a foehammer may strike the ground with his hammer. If the attack deals more damage than the floor's hardness, the space he occupies and all adjacent squares become difficult terrain. Creatures in those squares, except for the foehammer, are knocked prone (DC 15 Reflex negates)."
17:13.22HachimanFoehammers are fucking Reinhardt
17:13.48HachimanGranted, it's 13th level and good luck surviving that long / campaign lasting that long
17:14.11OluapPlayerLevelling will definitely be pretty quick in this
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17:21.12Monet2I vaguely recall Tyraz once created a floor shockwave with his sword
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17:34.00Monethttp://i.imgur.com/0HbqWz5.gif the second expression makes me think of Nick Cage.
17:36.22ImperiosNeonPanda_: Is it weird that I actually feel strong emotions towards Hatred? Like I understand that it's just a silly edgy game, but when I hear the narration my blood simply boils
17:36.39ImperiosLike I want to put people like the protagonist into a small cage and watch them slowly wither away and beg for mercy
17:37.03NeonPanda_so, a quest involves figuring out which order a set of dignitaries should enter a city, and one of them basically just asked to be behind one particular woman because he likes looking at her arse
17:37.07Hachiman>when I hear people like the protagonist
17:37.12Hachiman>proceeds to sound edgy
17:37.19Hachimanu fukd up
17:37.45HachimanNeonPanda: At least they're honest
17:38.00ImperiosHachiman: I dunno, I just really hate people who kill innocents
17:38.03ImperiosDunno why
17:38.14ImperiosMaybe I read too much about terrorism
17:38.31NeonPanda_the others had pretty reasonable stuff, like "these two people should be on opposite sides of the procession because they hate each other" and this guy is just like "arse"
17:38.39ImperiosAs I said I should probably not care
17:39.12HachimanNot Important isn't a terrorist
17:39.56NeonPanda_you could argue that one
17:40.06MonetHe massacres innocent people in visceral, destructive ways.
17:40.07NeonPanda_although I suppose his goal is killing not causing fear, so yeah you're right
17:40.21HachimanTerrorism is done with a cause or movement in mind while Not Important is just some nihilist who picks up a bunch of guns and doesn't care about causing fear; just outright murdering as many people as possible
17:40.24ImperiosI dunno I just can't stand people who kill innocents
17:40.28ImperiosAnd want to die violently
17:40.44ImperiosHis actions just ring of modern day terrorism, Beslan and Paris and the like
17:41.00MonetHachiman: Not Important sounds like your average school gunman or angel of death-type vigilante
17:41.08ImperiosAnd I simply can't stand stuff like this
17:41.13HachimanNot really a vigilante and more like a gunman
17:41.15ImperiosDunno, it is very stupid of me
17:41.27ImperiosI just want people like this to wither away slowly
17:41.33MonetHachiman: Yeah fair enough.
17:41.58MonetI was mainly thinking of those people who for some reason or another just pick up a gun, go somewhere and shoot everyone in sight.
17:42.16HachimanRight
17:42.33HachimanSo your typical lower-middle class American
17:42.45ImperiosFREEDOM
17:42.45OluapPlayerNot Impotent is clearly psychotic
17:42.55OluapPlayerHe's not your average joe
17:43.01ImperiosLike
17:43.13ImperiosThere are so many people who want to die violently and all that
17:43.25ImperiosThat's the heart of jihadism after all
17:43.31OluapPlayerAlso your wish is granted since he does die in the end of his own game
17:43.36ImperiosNo no
17:43.39ImperiosI do not want him to die violently
17:43.40HachimanNot slowly though
17:43.43ImperiosI want him to rot
17:43.47ImperiosStarve inside a cag
17:43.49Imperioscage
17:43.49HachimanHe explodes a nuclear plant
17:43.52ImperiosDie peacefully
17:43.52MonetI feel this desire to die or massacre in glory is a mark of the age.
17:44.01OluapPlayerHe doesn't die in the nuke
17:44.06OluapPlayerHe gets gunned down before it happens
17:44.08ImperiosHe would see his dreams go away, he would see people be happy around him while he rots
17:44.09ImperiosRots
17:44.10ImperiosRot
17:44.24ImperiosThat's what I want of most jihadis as well
17:44.30ImperiosLike
17:44.57ImperiosImagine small cages inscribed with the most peaceful hadiths and suras of the Qu'ran possible, and you get fed bacon
17:45.00OluapPlayerI agree to you to some extent but I'm not the kind of person who wishes suffering upon others regardless of what they may have done
17:45.02MonetThere's this ever increasing pressure to be somebody people talk about.
17:45.17ImperiosWell
17:45.20ImperiosHe does not have to STARVE
17:45.32ImperiosTHe main thing is not dying violently
17:45.45OluapPlayerThere are much cheaper ways to do that
17:45.47ImperiosA slow demise that sees your dreams gone
17:46.03ImperiosYou know how some ISIS militants when apprehended
17:46.05XhoSomeone said something about dying violently
17:46.12ImperiosThey cry
17:46.14OluapPlayerKeeping them alive for the sake of seeing them suffer is just sadism
17:46.32ImperiosBut they deserve punishment, and a violent death is what they want
17:46.34ImperiosHence, a slow death
17:46.47MonetHow about no death at all?
17:46.52ImperiosThat's awesome too
17:46.57XhoMonet: Good luck with that tho
17:46.58ImperiosAs long as they are not allowed to do anything
17:47.24OluapPlayerBut I agree with Hachi that this talk is about as edgy as Not Important himself
17:47.39ImperiosEssentially yes
17:47.40MonetXho: Well sure all people die eventually
17:48.08ImperiosI just think of all people who died in real shootings
17:48.11ImperiosOrlando, Paris, Beslan
17:48.21XhoWhat are we even talking about anyway
17:48.23ImperiosThere was a terror attack in 2004 in Russia
17:48.26Imperios300 children died
17:48.31Imperios800 were wounded
17:48.31MonetXho: That guy from Hatred.
17:48.37XhoAh yes
17:48.39XhoThe Edgelord
17:48.53Imperioshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beslan_school_siege
17:49.05ImperiosI mean... what do we have to do with people like these?
17:50.04ImperiosCall me edgy but... should we just let these people achieve their dreams?
17:50.33XhoThere's no real way to prevent such things in the first place
17:51.10OluapPlayerIt's not something important to my day to day basis
17:52.15ImperiosTrue that
17:53.00ImperiosI hope you don't think I am some sort of edgelord because of what I just said :-:
17:53.52MonetWe all have our dark places.
17:53.56XhoWell I got the message of it
17:55.37Monethttps://cdnb1.artstation.com/p/assets/images/images/003/601/497/large/simon-telezhkin-dratini-02-cr.jpg?1475492273 have a Dratini to cheer up :>.
17:55.54ImperiosHOLY SHIT WHAT IS THAT
17:55.58ImperiosKEEP THAT THING AWAY FROM ME
17:56.23NeonPanda_that's a Dratini and it's adorable
17:56.29Monet...It's a Pokemon.
17:57.22ImperiosMy mother forbid me to watch Pokemon when I was 5
17:57.32ImperiosI only know Slowpoke, Bulbasaur, Mu and Pikachu
17:57.41ImperiosOH and Gardevoir
17:58.21OluapPlayer>Mu
17:58.27OluapPlayerdats not a pokemon
17:58.30ImperiosThe cat one
17:58.31XhoNu - lol faggot
17:58.33ImperiosMu-Two or something
17:58.38NeonPanda_is Mew
17:58.39OluapPlayerMew
17:58.54ImperiosI remember it was the most OP pokemon
17:59.02ImperiosIt was like #100 or #101
17:59.06OluapPlayer150
18:01.52MonetThat reaction was surprising.
18:03.29Monethttp://static.giantbomb.com/uploads/original/13/135472/1910791-clair_dratini.png I want to cuddle one.
18:07.31dino82_@monet: http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/File:FrancoRamboSummitPhoto.png
18:07.41dino82_@monet: ah Draconid :D
18:08.00MonetOh wow.
18:08.19MonetRambas has some very nice armour
18:15.38dino82_@Thanks :D made the picture a bit more canvas liek for Photorendering purposes :D
18:15.44dino82_for the Rambo it is a historical meeting
18:16.45MonetIt's just a possibility could turn it into a full-on painting if I have the time. It'll be nice practice.
18:18.05dino82_Neat!
18:25.59ImperiosHachiman Monet Xho: I just realised
18:26.19ImperiosSo we in Russia have Peppa Pig and that other British cartoon about fairies
18:26.35ImperiosHow come you don't have any Russian cartoons on your TV
18:26.58ImperiosI mean the obvious answer would be "nothing worthwhile with good enough quality"
18:26.59ImperiosBut
18:27.00ImperiosPeppa Pig
18:28.00MonetThis is a good question.
18:28.22MonetHonestly, here in the UK we don't get much TV that isn't British, American or Canadian.
18:28.23XhoI'm nearly 22 years old
18:28.25ImperiosActually
18:28.29Imperioshttp://interdag.ru/upload/event/event_1452.jpg  Does that look familiar
18:28.31XhoI have absolutely no idea how to answer that question
18:28.36ImperiosFair point
18:28.43ImperiosHachiman ought to know, he has some siblings
18:29.22MonetHaven't seen it but all it makes me think of is Goldilocks and the three bears.
18:30.23MonetIt might be attitudes to consumer culture, possibly.
18:30.52ImperiosI just do not see why you assault our country with that fucking pig while we can't formulate a proper response
18:31.07Xho>assault
18:31.12Xhobitch calm down it's a pig
18:31.47MonetHollywood overshadowed the European film industry in the 30s and 40s by making films aimed at making money rather than the European method at the time which was expression.
18:32.47MonetAs much as people hate Hollywood's habits of milking cash-cows, it became extremely good at marketing to international audiences.
18:33.53ImperiosXho: I am fine, just exaggerating hur
18:34.26MonetI decided to quickly check a few thinga that might be indicators.
18:34.53ImperiosXho: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0xeg5HGDhM
18:35.14XhoImperios: 10/10 because Sunn O)))
18:35.18MonetSully: The story of that guy who rescued a plane that landed in the Hudson river a few eyars ago vs Kubo and the Two Strings
18:36.39MonetAccoding to IMDb they both had a similar budget of about $60mil - but Sully (as of September 30th) made back its 60mil budget and made 3x as much as Kubo.
18:37.05MonetCorrection: Over 2x as much
18:38.09MonetBut Sully did make just under 3x as much on the opening weekend. I'm not sure if this helps explaining Russia's troubles.
18:38.31ImperiosOur movie industry is a corrupt mess
18:38.40ImperiosBut animation-wise we are on par with Europe
18:39.27ImperiosMonet: https://youtu.be/ueFE6j18RkY?t=208 For the record, that's one of our more popular children's shows
18:39.36ImperiosI say its animation is very well made
18:40.11MonetIt is good.
18:40.23MonetWell, in this case maybe an issue is the language barrier.
18:40.52ImperiosWell we don't watch Peppa in English duh
18:41.37XhoOur language barrier if anything
18:41.49MonetYou watch a dubbed version.
18:42.34MonetOne of the things that spread Anime in the states was it was dubbed into English. The quality varied massively, certainly.
18:44.35MonetI'm no expert on the dubbing industry but I think it involves both sides working together.
18:46.35MonetSo it might depend on how willing Russian studios are to having their work dubbed over by Americans.
18:47.43OluapPlayerI believe the American company would have to obtain the rights to do it
18:47.50OluapPlayerSo essentially they need permission
18:50.03MonetI think exchanges between Russia and the Anglosphere are a biiit shaky right now.
18:51.54MonetI think Japanese back in the 80s and 90s were quite happy to sell the right to dub and modify because it meant loadsadosh.
18:52.07MonetJapanese studios*
18:52.33MonetThat and Japan and the States were very close.
18:53.05MonetProbably why we see plenty of Japanese and Korean games and animation but not so much Chinese animation.
18:56.19MonetOne barrier to trust might be that dubs don't tend to be 100% reliable translations. For instance there's a pair in Sailor Moon that were originally a lesbian couple but became sisters when dubbed into English.
18:56.38HachimanBlame companies like 4kids
18:56.40HachimanAlso I'm back now
18:56.41MonetOr was it cousins?
18:56.55MonetHachiman: 4Kids and American values
18:58.06MonetAfter all anything that goes out on the airwaves has to be approved by the FCC.
19:00.06HachimanYeah
19:01.31ImperiosHachiman: We were talking about how we have British shows like Peppa Pig in Russia, but not the other way aroun
19:01.32Imperiosd
19:01.34ImperiosApparently
19:01.51HachimanBritish children's shows are fucking crap, that's why
19:02.08HachimanNon-educational garbage
19:06.04MonetI do wonder if one issue is that dubbing might undermine the Russian-ness of it.
19:08.35MonetHachiman: I contemplated the other day there are some who feel that daily life stuff like "how to write a tax return" or "how to cook" should be taught in school.
19:09.08HachimanThey should
19:09.21MonetMy personal thoughts are "couldn't these be taught by your parents?" then I remembered one of the fundamental issues facing the home today
19:09.28HachimanThe education model I was given in school prepared me very little for life once I left school
19:10.26OluapPlayerHow to cook would've been plenty more useful than all those physics problems I had to go through
19:11.00DrodoEmpireSoo...
19:11.36OluapPlayerdongs
19:11.41DrodoEmpireApparently, these past few days, there's been a gang of knife-toting hooligans wearing clown costumes, stalking the forest trails of the park and some town streets o.O
19:11.54OluapPlayerI heard about taht
19:12.09OluapPlayerHappened in multiple parts of America recently
19:12.12MonetAre they pretending ot be the clowns from It?
19:12.35OluapPlayerI've actually seen people claim it's viral marketing for a new It movie
19:12.53DrodoEmpireIts been in my town recently so it worries me'
19:13.01HachimanThey've actually been doing this before the new It was announced
19:13.07HachimanFor some years running now
19:13.20OluapPlayerA new It was announced?
19:13.24DrodoEmpireA little, anyway- I guess I'll just stick to downtown and lock the doors
19:13.36HachimanYeah
19:13.40DrodoEmpireBesides that, I've got an air pistol and a .45 at home :p
19:13.42HachimanYou just said about the new It movie
19:13.49DrodoEmpireNot that house invasions have been an issue yet
19:14.10OluapPlayerI said the clown sightings were rumoured to be viral marketing for a possible new movie
19:14.15HachimanDrodoEmpire: MAGNUM .45 WITH SPECIALISED TODDLER-KILLING ROUNDS
19:14.17OluapPlayerI didn't say a new movie was out
19:14.22DrodoEmpireHachi :p
19:14.31OluapPlayerhttp://knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/clown-sightings I'm talking about these in particular
19:14.36DrodoEmpireIn all seriousness its a Spanish copy of the M1911
19:14.38MonetI think that's a .4*4* Hachi
19:15.02HachimanPeople dressed have clowns have been doing this for multiple Octobers running and nobody really knows why
19:15.06NeonPanda_.45 magnum is a thing, magnum is a type of round not a size
19:15.20HachimanThey don't hurt anyone as far as I know but they do go out of their way to act as creepy as possible
19:15.30HachimanAnd will often approach homes with CCTV to mess with them
19:15.36MonetI felt a little sceptical Drodo would have a magnum hand cannon.
19:15.39DrodoEmpirehur
19:15.44OluapPlayerSo, halloween enthusiasts
19:15.50HachimanEssentially
19:15.55HachimanThat or they're ADVANCED Juggalos
19:16.06DrodoEmpireThe video I saw- which I think its just from around here too- showed buddy chasing these two some distance brandishing a knife
19:16.07OluapPlayerThe US clowns have been doing it for months though
19:16.28DrodoEmpireSo that's fucking scary
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19:16.45HachimanFUCKING MAGNETS, HOW DO THEY WORK
19:16.49Hachimanolol
19:16.50DrodoEmpireolol
19:17.09OluapPlayerSeriously though
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19:17.41HachimanImagine a race of malevolent clowns in the Fictionverse / Fantasyverse
19:17.49OluapPlayerAlso hichi pls get bak to the pad
19:17.51DrodoEmpirehur
19:17.59HachimanEvil clown-like creatures could easily make for an interesting type of dark fae
19:18.43Monet<PROTECTED>
19:19.18Monet<PROTECTED>
19:20.43DrodoEmpireMath classes in Canada have a unit called "financial math" which is practical money stuff
19:21.05DrodoEmpireSo calculating unit-costs, and learning how to do taxes and file a T4 slip and the like
19:21.41HachimanI've always insisted that public education in Britain is intentionally designed to keep children from middle and lower class families stupid and uninformed
19:21.45DrodoEmpireFamily Studies courses about cooking and sewing are also taught at the middle school level
19:22.33HachimanCall me a conspiracy theorist if you want, I suppose
19:22.34DrodoEmpireParenting as well, that and health devote a lot of time to parenting, pregnancy, sexuality etc.
19:22.36MonetI think one problem is the whole exam factory business. Parents dump their kids at school and g oto wor ksafe in the knowledge that the government can turn them into functional adults for them.
19:23.01DrodoEmpireNever attribute to malice which can be explained by incompetence- UK's education system could simply be horrible and that be a side effect
19:23.12DrodoEmpirePerhaps a side effect desired by some of the upper class
19:23.23DrodoEmpireBut a side effect of an accidental problem
19:23.58MonetI've concluded that yes its probably incompetence rather than some master plan to keep poor kids stupid.
19:24.21DrodoEmpireDoesn't make it any better of course, though
19:24.45MonetNo it doesn't
19:25.10OluapPlayerI get reminded of the first rendition of the Dracogonarious, I stated they took some sort of knowledge pill when they were children which immediately gave them knowledge of everything worth teaching
19:25.15OluapPlayerThat's probably not the case anymore
19:25.21OluapPlayerwould be pretty cool tho
19:25.35MonetThat'd be some amazing technology
19:26.04XhoUPLOAD INTO MATRIX
19:26.10MonetIt's probably far beyond any neuroscientific understanding we have.
19:26.36OluapPlayerDracogonarious - we were tier 0 and we used the tech to not have schools anymore #eatshit
19:27.25MonetAlthough as any soldier will tell you, all the training in the world sometimes isn't enough.
19:27.44OluapPlayerOf course I was like 16 years old when I wrote that
19:27.52HachimanYES IT IS; US MARINES KNOW MORE THAN YOU BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T THERE
19:28.15MonetYou can be a crack shot at a rifle range but that just means you're a crack shot under perfect conditions which never happens.
19:28.55ImperiosOluapPlayer: It would make sense for them to have something like this, just nerf it a little bit
19:29.15OluapPlayerI don't know how teaching children would work in an advanced spacefaring society but I imagine it involves lots of uploading information directly into your brain and no actual teachers involved
19:29.32ImperiosLike, they need to study for stuff that requires some creative thinking, and skill, but baisc knowledge and info is uploaded directly
19:29.35OluapPlayerSo probably some sort of VR machine of sorts and not magic pills
19:29.36MonetI think it migt involve lots of VR
19:29.45Imperioshttps://i.redd.it/w5eap70j9bpx.png Also, made a coat of arms for L'Ammanori
19:30.00OluapPlayer"WHO TOUCHED MY ANCHOR"
19:31.01NeonPanda_there's Star Wars flash training, which basically involves the use of holograms to directly impart large amounts of raw information, but it's also backed up with a decade of practical training
19:31.02OluapPlayerThe idea was this taught individuals the basics needed for survival and make them look for specific fields of knowledge on their own volition
19:32.09OluapPlayerSo no they'd not teach children how to be pro snipers
19:32.14MonetPerhaps in the future undergrads and students are in the workplace.
19:32.16OluapPlayeruse the special sniper pill for that one
19:32.27NeonPanda_and there's holocrons which space-magic the knowledge into you
19:32.50MonetWith special implants that can help them perform like professionals.
19:33.10OluapPlayerI can see Wormy throwing a fit over the knowledge pill idea. That or it'd give him a hearty chuckle
19:33.52MonetWell its part magic because proficient skills build strong connections between neurons.
19:34.30MonetMy favourite analogy of how skills and knowledge become second nature is a bridge constructed over a ravine.
19:35.39MonetThe first crossing is a simple rope. Traversing it is slow, shaky. But over time you build on that rope until eventually you get a fully stable bridge you can cross effortlessly.
19:37.27OluapPlayerhttp://66.media.tumblr.com/9307be4663a076dfbfd9b7d1aed48748/tumblr_oeamz3VbBZ1vwuifgo1_1280.jpg when you need the thing really dead
19:38.29Monet"I don't care the bullets don't fit I want boom-boom-dead"
19:39.19Imperioshttp://img1.joyreactor.cc/pics/comment/geek-%D0%93%D0%B0%D1%80%D1%80%D0%B8-%D0%9F%D0%BE%D1%82%D1%82%D0%B5%D1%80-2324031.png
19:39.43MonetNerrrr
19:40.32ImperiosHachiman: http://cs9.pikabu.ru/post_img/big/2016/09/28/6/1475055394192963168.jpg
19:40.43Hachimanhur
19:41.56OluapPlayerNow I just stumbled into a bunch of DEUS VULT pics
19:41.57OluapPlayerhttps://hiddenlolcdn.com/i/85198.jpg
19:44.08OluapPlayerhttps://my.mixtape.moe/ejrxlv.jpg comfy knight
19:46.08Xhoincandescent memelight
19:46.32OluapPlayer>memelight
19:46.34OluapPlayerWhat the fuck is this cancer
19:46.47OluapPlayerget ur ass outta here
19:46.50Xhonever
19:46.56Xhoi am the death that comes
19:47.35XhoComing up with some ideas for songs
19:47.40XhoSeems good so far
19:47.55NeonPanda_ngh it's too cold
19:48.39OluapPlayerI never hear about australia being cold
19:48.59NeonPanda_that's because our average is skewed compared to most other places
19:49.30NeonPanda_it's probably only like 20 degrees C or something, but that's really cold by Queensland standards for an average day
19:49.31MonetOluapPLayer: Its like how 28 degrees is cold for you but not for Britain.
19:49.41Monet18*
19:49.50NeonPanda_ok nvm it's 12 in the city, holyshitit'scold
19:49.56OluapPlayerOkay that is cold
19:50.07OluapPlayer18 is normal stuff
19:50.31XhoNeonPanda_ feel the british 8 C
19:50.36OluapPlayerStill we're approaching the end of the year so south hemisphere is getting the summer treatment
19:50.54OluapPlayerAnother 3 months of 30+ C ohgodwhy weather
19:50.54NeonPanda_it'll be in like the 20s in a few hours but rn it's cold
19:51.16XhoIt's currently 8 C now and bound to get colder the closer we get to January
19:51.26OluapPlayerWe get summer, you get winter
19:51.39Hachimandats how hemispheres work
19:51.49Hachimanwater is wet and fire is cold
19:51.51Hachimanhot*
19:51.53HachimanI fucked up
19:51.57OluapPlayerdont u try to lecture me u piece of shite
19:52.11XhoHachiman: spellcheck urself before u spellwreck urself
19:52.18Hachimanhur
19:52.33ImperiosXho: 8C is cold
19:52.34Imperios?
19:52.42ImperiosAnd -30 C is...?
19:52.44XhoKinda average for us really
19:52.49Xho-30 C is not but 8 is
19:52.52OluapPlayerLethal
19:52.57OluapPlayerThat's what it is
19:53.08DrodoEmpireMeh
19:53.25DrodoEmpireHere in NS the temperature throughout the seasons ranges from 34 to -34
19:53.32Imperios...
19:53.32DrodoEmpireAt the upper and lower extremes
19:53.35Imperiosis defeatedf
19:53.39ImperiosJokes on you, I had a date in a park at -20C once
19:53.48OluapPlayerHold up
19:53.52OluapPlayer34ºC in Canada?
19:53.56HachimanNo wonder she was frosty
19:53.58DrodoEmpireI'm quite sure NS actually has the most variant temperatures on Earth
19:54.02DrodoEmpire...Yes
19:54.07OluapPlayerhao tho
19:54.09NeonPanda_I'm deliberately choosing to interpret that as celcius
19:54.13DrodoEmpireAre you under the impression that Canada's winter all the time?
19:54.17DrodoEmpireYes, celcius
19:54.21DrodoEmpire>.<
19:54.23OluapPlayerYou're like the closest thing to the North Pole in America
19:54.27NeonPanda_I mean the -20 when Imp was on a date
19:54.29DrodoEmpireUhh
19:54.33OluapPlayerHow can you get weather that hot
19:54.33DrodoEmpireThe very north is
19:54.38DrodoEmpireAnd nobody lives up there >.<
19:54.53DrodoEmpireThe majority of people live in temperate regions, like I do
19:54.55XhoAxial tilt is at its most extreme near the arctic/antarctic
19:54.57ImperiosHachiman: Funny thing is, I was clothed from head to toe back then while she wore stockings
19:55.01NeonPanda_I'm deliberately choosing to interpret that as he was on a date in sub-zero temperature
19:55.03XhoSo both ends can get super hot
19:55.06DrodoEmpireWhere there're hot summers and cold winters
19:55.08NeonPanda_sub-freezing to be more accurate
19:55.15OluapPlayerOh, hm
19:55.18DrodoEmpireI live where this variance is most extreme
19:55.20ImperiosWell not stockings, but less than me that's for sure
19:55.22OluapPlayerOkay so I'm stupid
19:55.25HachimanImperios: How to tell she wants D
19:55.25Xhoyes
19:55.26DrodoEmpireyes <.<
19:55.29Xhobak to skool niggo
19:55.32OluapPlayerwow thx
19:55.40HachimanOluapPlayer: GET BACK ON THE PAD YOU SUPER NIGGO
19:55.40ImperiosAnd by the end she was basically frozen
19:55.43DrodoEmpireSo we get beautiful hot summers and then winters which completely snow us in
19:55.44OluapPlayerLogically tropical and temperate weather would be symmetrical up and down in the world
19:55.45Xhodunt menshun it             o wait u mite forget by tomorrow HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
19:55.51Tek0516In Toronto it's regularly over 30°C in the summer
19:55.56DrodoEmpireAs in, snow coming up to my neck
19:56.03OluapPlayerHachiman: in a sec m9
19:56.04DrodoEmpireSome years
19:56.07ImperiosWe have 30C or something
19:56.17ImperiosThat's the maximum temperature
19:56.21OluapPlayerBut you absolutely never hear of Canada being anything but an ice-filled wasteland outside of Canada itself
19:56.22Hachimanduntchu fukn in a sec me ur the reesun cops target hispanics and blaks
19:56.33DrodoEmpireOluap: I know, its annoying >.<
19:56.37OluapPlayerim neither of those tho
19:56.40Tek0516We'll have 30°C summers then go straight to -30°C winters. >.>
19:56.47Imperioswell you're
19:56.49Imperios...
19:56.51ImperiosLusitanic?
19:56.53ImperiosLusanic?
19:56.57ImperiosLusophone?
19:57.02ImperiosLusic?
19:57.05HachimanIsn't Lusitania where the Lizardmen reside or
19:57.11Tek0516(not usually that cold, but it gets there)
19:57.11ImperiosThat's Lustria
19:57.12DrodoEmpireThe *north*, so like Labrador and Northern Ontario and above are all like that
19:57.15ImperiosLusitania = Portugal
19:57.20DrodoEmpireBut there uninhabited
19:57.29DrodoEmpire*they're
19:57.29ImperiosLike Hispanics = Spanish speakerws
19:57.37ImperiosSo Portuguese speakers = ...Lusitanics?
19:57.42DrodoEmpireSuppose
19:57.59Tek0516DrodoEmpire: i.e. The glorious and prosperous city of Iqualuit. :P
19:58.02OluapPlayerI'm a white guy
19:58.08Imperioshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lusitanic Lusitanic
19:58.08DrodoEmpireTek: Yeah ..<
19:58.09OluapPlayerThat's all that matters
19:58.10HachimanPretty fly
19:58.15DrodoEmpireBasically anywhere above like Newfoundland
19:58.56ImperiosOluapPlayer: OPPRESSOR
19:59.05OluapPlayerabloo
19:59.19OluapPlayerI've never heard of this Lusitanic thing
19:59.29OluapPlayerIt doesn't even have an article in the portuguese wikipedia
19:59.46MonetIt was a pre-Roman Iberian tribe.
20:00.00ImperiosProbably because there aren't that many Portuguese-speaking countries
20:00.07ImperiosLike Portugal
20:00.08ImperiosBrazil
20:00.12ImperiosMacau, which is now China
20:00.16ImperiosAnd... Angola, right?
20:00.24DrodoEmpireMozambique
20:00.26DrodoEmpireAnd yes
20:00.29OluapPlayerYes, Angola speaks European Portuguese
20:00.51OluapPlayerI don't know or care why but they do
20:01.00ImperiosColonisation duh
20:01.16ImperiosI remember them because https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/9d/Flag_of_Angola.svg/450px-Flag_of_Angola.svg.png badass as fuck flag
20:01.42DrodoEmpireWell, yeah, colonisation :p
20:01.44ImperiosDrodoEmpire: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/14/Emblem_of_Mozambique.svg Holy shit
20:01.46OluapPlayernow dis is a knight
20:01.50OluapPlayerknife even
20:01.54ImperiosLike holy shit look at this emblem,
20:01.55DrodoEmpireSame reason why West Africa speaks French
20:02.03DrodoEmpireYeah
20:02.18DrodoEmpireMozambique has the distinction of being the only country to have a modern weapon on its flag and arms
20:02.43DrodoEmpireWhich says a lot about how recent it is as a state
20:03.12ImperiosThis is really awesome though
20:03.33DrodoEmpireYeah sorta cool to see a kalashnikov on there
20:07.32DrodoAwaybbl
20:07.39DrodoAwayProbably like three hours
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20:08.56Quark8Hello.
20:12.42GhelaeHello.
20:16.12ImperiosOluapPlayer: Holy shit I found a slash fanfic with Kael and Illidan
20:16.23OluapPlayerpls no
20:17.26Tek0516Charles_Bot: https://i.redd.it/ekyexdq7lapx.png
20:17.34Imperios"YOUR ASS IS NOT PREPARED"
20:17.45ImperiosNow I remember why I called my first creatures Illidans
20:17.53ImperiosThey were Traders
20:17.56ImperiosInitially at least
20:18.06OluapPlayerHow does that relate?
20:18.34ImperiosI generally tried to balance both diplomacy and violence throughout my first playthrough evenly
20:18.41ImperiosI wanted to be morally grey
20:18.49ImperiosAnd Illidan wasl ike the first morally grey character I could think of
20:18.54XhoJUDGING BY THE FANFIC THEY TRADED BODILY FLUIDS
20:19.27OluapPlayerFair enough
20:20.04OluapPlayerWell I've seen comparably weird things. Like the idea of Maiev abusing Illidan for 10 thousand years for one
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20:22.10OluapPlayerImperios: By the way who is this Xavius guy? If he's the boss of the Emerald Nightmare I assume he's important
20:22.45OluapPlayerI also have to question how a bunch of mortals got to the Emerald Nightmare to begin with
20:23.09ImperiosOluapPlayer: Pretty long story, but he's the leader of the satyrs that is kind of prostituting himself between the Old Gods and the Legion
20:23.17ImperiosSo first he was Azshara's advisor
20:23.29ImperiosThen he got turned into a satyr during the War of the Ancients
20:23.33OluapPlayerI didn't know satyrs had leaders
20:23.39ImperiosWell not leader per se
20:23.45ImperiosBut he was the first one
20:23.49OluapPlayerAh
20:24.02ImperiosThen he got trapped by Malfurion inside a tree and then thrown to the bottom of the sea
20:24.03ImperiosAnd well
20:24.11OluapPlayerInteresting since I've never heard of important satyrs
20:24.19ImperiosWHO LIVES IN AZEROTH UNDER THE SEA
20:24.30OluapPlayerspinglebab
20:24.33ImperiosOld Gods
20:24.47OluapPlayerI was gonna say Naga but yeah that too
20:24.58ImperiosSo they took him and decided to use him as coordinator of their operations within the Emerald Dream
20:25.07ImperiosSince he's an elf and all that
20:25.31ImperiosWell former/corrupted elf
20:25.56ImperiosFrom my understanding, satyrs are to night elves what fel/chaos orcs are to orcs and eredar are to draenei
20:26.05OluapPlayerI believe that's the case
20:26.13OluapPlayerIn WC3 Furion calls them former night elves
20:26.46ImperiosI am confused about Xavius's loyalties, though
20:27.01ImperiosHe seems to be bro with both the Legion (being a demon) and the Old Gods, who are in theory opposed to each other
20:27.13OluapPlayerMaybe he works for the highest bidder
20:27.32OluapPlayerSo is the Emerald Nightmare gone then?
20:27.53MonetI think the Emerald Nightmare is an old god thing
20:28.04ImperiosMonet: But it appeared in Legion and Xavius is a demon
20:28.11ImperiosSo he appears to work for both sides
20:28.20ImperiosOluapPlayer: At the end of the raid, it appears so
20:28.22MonetI know but I think they're the source.
20:28.31ImperiosYou get to see the purified Emerald Dream even
20:28.41OluapPlayerI saw pics of that yesterday
20:28.50OluapPlayerFrom my understanding that's a pretty major deal to the night elves
20:29.26ImperiosOluapPlayer: http://i.imgur.com/hfoidHY.jpg However, if you get inside one cave in the purified ED, you get to see this
20:29.51OluapPlayerA remnant eh
20:30.08Imperios"Remnant of the Void"
20:30.15ImperiosA tiny Old God flower
20:30.20ImperiosLike the last bit of the Nightmare
20:30.30OluapPlayerI ninjad Blizzard by having this exact thing happen to the Realm of dreams in the wiki
20:30.37OluapPlayerwhers my roalties metzen
20:30.40OluapPlayerroyalties even
20:30.51Imperioshur
20:31.07ImperiosAlso yes apparently voidwalkers and the Old Gods are related
20:31.40OluapPlayerVoidwalkers?
20:31.52ImperiosThese shadow things that warlocks summon, I think they were in WC3
20:32.02NeonPanda_WHYYYYY DO YOU CAAAAALLLLLLL
20:32.06OluapPlayerThose void elementals?
20:32.07Imperioshttps://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/wow.gamepedia.com/thumb/5/5f/Jek'kresh_TCG.jpg/200px-Jek'kresh_TCG.jpg?version=efe1b4963ccee30154cc0d90be2ac8f1
20:32.09ImperiosYeah
20:32.10ImperiosThem
20:32.16OluapPlayerI remember them
20:32.39OluapPlayerStill how do you even get to the Emerald Dream?
20:32.55ImperiosThere's a druid area in the Broken Isles called Val'sharah
20:32.58ImperiosThere's a portal there
20:33.15MonetDruids can go there by meditating/hibernating
20:33.24ImperiosOh you mean in-game or in general?
20:33.24MonetGoing there pysically is a whole different kettle of fish.
20:33.36ImperiosYeah druids do it by sleeping, everyone else has a few portals scattered over the game
20:33.39OluapPlayerIn-game
20:33.42NeonPanda_I was about to make a joke about Y'sera but that would be Hachi territory
20:34.03ImperiosIn-game yeah there's a portal in Val'sharah
20:34.16OluapPlayerSpeaking of Ysera. I heard something about the dragons having gone sterile recently. Is that true?
20:34.41Imperioshttp://mmo-champion.ru/img/2015/august/4538507_orig.jpg Super happy fun place
20:34.48ImperiosOluapPlayer: Yep, it is a plot point even
20:35.08ImperiosIn one of the zones you get to protect the surviving blue dragon eggs
20:35.28OluapPlayery tho
20:35.33OluapPlayerDragons had a hard life already
20:36.33ImperiosCos spent so much energy killing Deathwing that their entire species got kicked in the balls
20:36.54ImperiosI think it applies only to the four main dragonflights though
20:36.59OluapPlayerDeathwing came in being a dick, then Malygos went full retard
20:37.00ImperiosNot counting blacks
20:37.02OluapPlayerNow they've gone sterile
20:37.07OluapPlayerinb4 dragon extinction
20:37.16ImperiosOther dragons I think can reproduce, and in theory if there are any surviving black eggs
20:37.24Imperiosthey can reproduce
20:37.42ImperiosHighmountain introduced a clutch of black dragon eggs so that's a possibility
20:38.16HachimanWhat's this about Ysera?
20:38.21ImperiosSo far we have this gay Arab black whelp who is running around
20:38.27ImperiosBut we haven't seen the gay Arab for a while
20:38.32OluapPlayergay arab
20:38.35OluapPlayeru wot
20:38.57ImperiosWrathion, the only surviving black dragon and uncorrupted to boot
20:39.08HachimanAlexstraza is where it's at man
20:39.17HachimanHot redheads are my thing
20:39.30ImperiosArab is because his human form is kind of Middle Eastern
20:39.31OluapPlayergeddit cus she's a fire dragon gyehehehe pls die
20:39.44ImperiosGay because he has a very intense relationship with Anduin Wrynn
20:39.49ImperiosWhich is often interpreted as romantic
20:39.53OluapPlayerwho dat
20:40.09ImperiosHuman prince
20:40.11ImperiosWell, was prince
20:40.12ImperiosNow king
20:40.20HachimanSon of some asshole called Varian
20:40.27Imperioshttp://i.imgur.com/YuKqflel.png Wrathion and Anduin respectively\
20:40.40OluapPlayeroh dear
20:40.43Hachimandats yaoi
20:41.02OluapPlayeri've spent the entirely of WoW's existence not knowing who Varian is
20:41.13ImperiosHachiman: Hence >gay< Arab
20:41.22NeonPanda_BEHOLD, THE ARMIES OF STORMWIND
20:41.35ImperiosWrathion is basically well-meaning but is still a total dick
20:41.37NeonPanda_sorry, but literally the entirety of my knowledge of WoW related stuff is Hearthstone, which is mostly in the form of voice lines
20:41.41ImperiosNeonPanda_: ME GO FACE
20:41.46ImperiosME DON'T NEED TO TRADE
20:41.58ImperiosDISREGARD ARMIES OF STORMWIND, GO FACE
20:42.05Hachimanfunny smorc meme
20:42.20OluapPlayer[angry murloc gargle]
20:42.21ImperiosSMOrc IS the main counter to Varian in Hs though
20:42.22OluapPlayerder emy contribution
20:42.23ImperiosHS
20:42.28ImperiosAnd to Warrior in general
20:42.51NeonPanda_depending on the warrior in question
20:42.56OluapPlayerBlizzard already made panda people and werewolf people
20:42.58OluapPlayerplayable murlocs when
20:42.59ImperiosWell Control Warrior
20:43.01NeonPanda_cos if it's dragon aggro warrior, they out-smorc you AND out-control you
20:43.11ImperiosOluapPlayer: Imagine female murlocs do
20:43.16Imperiosdoe
20:43.37OluapPlayerWell, they could do the logical thing and make them indistinguishable from males
20:43.45OluapPlayerBut obviously they'd try and put tits in them
20:43.57ImperiosNeed I remind you about WORGEN FEMALS
20:44.12OluapPlayerGender: AGLRLGRLGLRG
20:44.59NeonPanda_my friend actually started including murloc tinyfins in one of his decks to counter anyfin paladin, was weird
20:45.11OluapPlayerSpeaking of murlocs I liked the quest where you find out they're dealing with the kobolds and gnolls
20:45.12ImperiosI still want worgen females to be redesigned into something like that https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/75/4c/9f/754c9f3c6c7ea943f9eebce21aef7969.jpg
20:45.13ImperiosThat's cute
20:45.13NeonPanda_cos every so often there'd just be a tadpole with a tiny wooden sword
20:45.22ImperiosOluapPlayer: Axis of Awful?
20:45.26OluapPlayerYeah
20:45.35OluapPlayerTriumvirate of neutral creeps
20:45.46NeonPanda_doesn't matter cos I've now left Hearthstone for Duelyst
20:46.20NeonPanda_which did give me an idea for something fantasyverse but it's probably either A) been done before or B) not entirely appropriate
20:46.24OluapPlayerWoW has some groan-worthy puns in it though, I had no idea
20:47.03HachimanNeonPanda: Ideas such as?
20:47.20Hachimaninb4 sex maguc
20:47.22Hachimanmagic*
20:47.45NeonPanda_the Vetruvians make use of fancy floating magic obelisks that animate little mini golems that their mages then buff and manipulate with magic to make them effective
20:48.17NeonPanda_so not counting neutral units they don't actually have footsoldiers per se, instead relying on a steady stream of disposable minions that they empower
20:49.13HachimanHm, that's curious
20:49.59ImperiosMonet: https://kagesatsuki.files.wordpress.com/2014/03/140307_02.gif
20:50.29MonetImperios: And then we learn these new models are unisex.
20:50.48MonetI'm cure I've killed chicks and dudes.
20:51.42NeonPanda_there's also the Magmar who have pet creatures called Silithid that, when they die, revert to a dormant egg stage and regenerate
21:15.17NeonPanda_test
21:15.22NeonPanda_ok internet did not derp
21:15.45ImperiosHachiman: http://i.4cdn.org/pol/1475527692251.png best political spectrum
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21:39.39WormydroidHad free dinner again
21:39.56WormydroidLiving up as a student again
21:40.35MonetWormyDroid Hachiman: Dara Goes 80-bit is about to play Gang Beasts
21:40.58HachimanOh boy
21:41.16WormydroidWho, what and where?
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21:41.48NeonPandahi all
21:41.57WormydroidHi
21:43.16MonetWormy_Droid: Dave
21:43.33MonetNew show Dara Goes 8-Bit
21:43.55WormydroidAhh
21:45.06MonetIts a panel show
21:46.55MonetFour comedians work in two teams to play video games for points.
21:48.31HachimanIt's really interesting to see video games be used like that in a UK panel show
21:49.48WormydroidI suppose they have to experiment with it
21:52.31MonetThey're playing Pong for the final round
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22:06.06Quark8Hello.
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22:16.42WormydroidSo.
22:16.52WormydroidKim Kardashian robbee
22:16.54WormydroidD
22:18.45TechnobliteratorI can't believe I actually sympathise with a Kardashian.
22:18.47TechnobliteratorIt baffles me.
22:19.57WormydroidWell, nobody deserves it, but she asking for it by flaunting her wealth while not having enough security she could pay for
22:24.55MonetThen the robber gets famous by getting on the world news.
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22:28.39Tek0516Well my bus has some crazy lady
22:29.30Quark8Oh?
22:30.04Tek0516Swearing, spitting, screaming
22:31.30MonetOh dear
22:31.31WormydroidShe might start throwing cats out of her hair
22:31.37Quark8Ah. Do you know why?
22:32.11Tek0516No clue but it was clearly directed at the students who made up 90% of the passengers
22:37.43MonetDouble oh dear
22:38.45Tek0516Screaming threats, stomping, even spitting at the guy in front of me.
22:40.25MonetSomeone has a hate-boner for young people or students.
22:41.02Tek0516Pretty sure I heard her yell at some point about telling us all to put our phones away.
22:42.37Monet<PROTECTED>
22:44.43MonetI suppose she's the sort to deny the possibility of people reading books or the news on their phones.
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23:09.31Wormy_hi
23:28.07HachimanHi
23:29.18MonetHi
23:41.01DrodoAwaytest
23:50.23Wormy_Scary movies http://imgur.com/gallery/U68UG
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23:54.21TetrisDhello, everyone!
23:54.34TetrisDwhy are there 2 monets?
23:55.17DrodoEmpireHi
23:55.57Wormy_ayy lmao party continues http://phys.org/news/2016-10-galaxy-most-mysterious-star-stranger-astronomers.html
23:58.23TetrisDthe stars probably dimming because of the Dyson Sphere i purchased from Daemonum Tech Internationals for just 19.99 thylos Credits
23:59.37Wormy_You...  Gonna share around?

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