IRC log for #sporewiki on 20161002

00:00.45TetrisDand did i really spell physics in such a horrible typo that it looks like i said "oyster"?
00:01.44TetrisDgood job, me
00:07.04Monet<PROTECTED>
00:08.21TetrisDid be lying if i said i didnt also do that
00:09.51Monetremember the key to a good story is the suspension of disbelief.
00:10.29MonetThe power to subconsciously overlook details based by how engaging they sound or look.
00:11.33TetrisDwell then, that means i am a HORRIBLE storyteller
00:11.34TetrisDlol
00:11.38TetrisDmabey not
00:12.09MonetIt is a skill that can be honed like any other.
00:12.14TetrisDbut i tend to get bothered when i cant explain why something is the way it is
00:14.14TetrisDwhat would you say is the chance that a spacefaring empire will have no religion?
00:14.30MonetDepends
00:14.53MonetDid they become irreligious or was the culture and its predecessors always irreligious?
00:16.08MonetA lot of science fiction writers who favour atheistic futures tend to miss that religion is often a product of creativity.
00:17.20MonetSo all these alien empires that find God illogical probably have a shit taste in art and film.
00:18.02TetrisDwell, i want my creatures to be creative people, but they absolutely refuse to follow any religion because it is highly unlikely to ever be true (a by-product of the strategic part of their brains, they can calculate the probability of a certain event happening)
00:18.39The_Randomnessoh dear
00:18.49TetrisDlol
00:19.35TetrisDthey believe the probability of there ever being ANY religion in the Gigaquadrant that is true is less than 3%
00:19.40MonetNot all religions tell people to worship an all-powerful alien living in the sky.
00:21.54MonetAlthough what would they say about the probability of the cult of the Kardashians being true?
00:22.19Wormy_Well, this looks intriguing.  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Osiris:_New_Dawn
00:22.31TetrisDthe other reason they refuse to follow any religion is because of their bad luck, they think that had there actually been a god that "loved" all life in the universe, they wouldn't have been attacked by the megajaw, invaded by the grox, lost half of its colonies to the War of Ages, been attacked by a chaos monster, and become the victim of classified information thefts and terrorism in the hands of another empire that now has all
00:24.21TetrisDand, of course, lost a nuclear war with the megajaw 25000 years ago and been forced to spend more than 14000 years searching for a habitable planet
00:24.35TetrisDthey were frozen during the trip
00:24.47Monet"if there is a god out there, he's an appalling dad"
00:25.08TetrisDyep, thats pretty much their view on religion
00:25.53TetrisDthey think that if there is a god out there, he isn't worthy of worship (but he WOULD be worthy of controversal prototype weapons tests)
00:26.11MonetPersonally I'd be critical of a god that does nothing but shower their chosen in good things but to each his own.
00:26.20DrodoEmpiretest
00:26.25DrodoEmpirekk back
00:27.08TetrisDwb
00:27.24DrodoEmpireAhh
00:27.29DrodoEmpireThis debate is one I love
00:27.40DrodoEmpireThe whole idea that a spacefaring nation will be irreligious
00:28.03DrodoEmpireYeah that answer is rooted in the reasons as to why people become more or less religious in the first place
00:28.19Monet"If God is real why does he let evil happen" "because no successful person went though life without a single grain of hardship or struggle"
00:28.41TetrisDnot just any spacefaring nation though, mine had such terrible luck, that they think that even IF there is a god out there, he is not worthy of worship
00:28.53DrodoEmpireNot really how things go though
00:28.58DrodoEmpireAs a very general trend, people naturally become more religious when in hard times\
00:29.17DrodoEmpireAnd when quality of life- and especially literacy/education remains low
00:29.22DrodoEmpire*education-
00:30.01DrodoEmpireReligion may also be imposed on the populace by the government overtly, as with many middle-eastern or majority-Muslim countries today, but results can sometimes be mixed there
00:30.01TetrisDactually, all my wars RAISED literacy rates because all the guys who couldnt read didnt know how to defenc themselves from the enemy and died
00:30.13DrodoEmpireThat's... Not ever how things work
00:30.20DrodoEmpireEver
00:30.51TetrisDalso, they were in the outer colonies, which not attacked first
00:30.56TetrisDgot*
00:31.18MonetThat's going by the fallacy that book smarts are what makes you intelligent
00:31.31DrodoEmpireWell, err, no, that's not how things ever work
00:31.58DrodoEmpireNot enough people can be killed in anything short of a nuclear holocaust to effect literacy rates *that* significantly
00:32.31TetrisDthat is true, knowledge doesn't make you intelligent, its how you USE your knowledge that does
00:33.16TetrisDalso, im pretty sure the grox like to start alot of nuke holocausts in their wars
00:33.38DrodoEmpireFurthermore literacy rates would be reduced due to war thanks to destruction/deterioration of infrastructure and education otherwise being disrupted
00:34.18TetrisDbut what about in a race that is biologically immortal, and thus has EXTREMELY low birth rates?
00:34.41DrodoEmpireWhy would a biologically immortal race have extremely low birth rates?
00:34.50Charles_MurrayFor a second there I was really confused, I thought Drodo was arguing that religion leads to a deterioration of literacy
00:34.54DrodoEmpireNo no
00:35.01TetrisDbecause they have to, or else nothing can support their population
00:35.12Charles_MurrayI know, I was skimming and got it wrong. xD
00:35.18DrodoEmpireJust that religiosity increases in times of hardship, like when literacy and economic prosperity decrease
00:35.20DrodoEmpireAhh
00:35.45DrodoEmpireIf anything Christianity helped increase literacy early in Europe as people read translated bibles
00:36.07DrodoEmpireThat were being mass-produced by printing presses
00:36.16DrodoEmpireBy how much this helped I have no clue
00:36.27Charles_MurrayDepends on the type of Christianity, but yeah
00:36.31DrodoEmpire^
00:36.44Charles_MurrayLutherans, Puritans, Calvinists, definitely
00:36.56DrodoEmpireCatholics weren't gung-ho, to say the least
00:36.57Charles_MurrayAnglicans? Ehhh
00:37.05TetrisDin my case, literacy rates were increased by my race's desparation to regain their formal technology after losing a nuclear war and being forces to find a new homeworld
00:37.22DrodoEmpireHow would that increase literacy rates?
00:37.38Charles_MurrayYeah, that doesn't follow xD
00:37.48DrodoEmpireLiteracy rates are increased by educating young people and having a large availability of books
00:37.53TetrisDbecause there desperate, there going to do everything in their power to MAKE SURE literacy rates are high
00:38.07DrodoEmpire...Like building schools and public libraries, you mean?
00:38.18DrodoEmpireYou can't learn to read by sheer force of will
00:38.18DrodoEmpireXD
00:39.18TetrisDwell, they kinda lost the technology to do so, but literacy rates stayed the same because no one had offspring, and no one forgot how to read
00:39.50Charles_MurrayJust out of curiosity, what's the source of your fixation on literacy rate?
00:39.52DrodoEmpireLost the technology to mass-produce books and build schools?
00:40.09DrodoEmpireThat would mean they would have to regress back to a medieval level of development
00:40.43Charles_Murray(>.<)
00:41.00TetrisDlost ALL of their technology, come on, guys! you cant just shove a couple factories, a dozen bulldozers, and a hundred laser drills in a colony ship!
00:41.02Charles_Murray(Development and 'technology' isn't linear, keep in mind)
00:41.10DrodoEmpire^
00:41.17DrodoEmpireNaturally, but you understand
00:41.32DrodoEmpireUhh, if its large enough, you absolutely could
00:41.42Charles_MurrayI should probably also put development in quotation marks >.<
00:42.33TetrisDif its large enough, the daemonum would have died in the nuclear war before they had enough time to finish building it
00:42.34DrodoEmpireYou could have enough resources to build a small prefabricated settlement, and keep a database full of practical information, and bring professionals and experts with you
00:42.37DrodoEmpireIf you were smart
00:42.39DrodoEmpire>.<
00:43.12Charles_Murray(1) They're on a colony ship, and (2) 'losing technology' might not be the right way to think about it. Losing the infrastructure to produce certain materials or produce certain outcomes, definitely
00:43.19DrodoEmpireRight
00:43.33DrodoEmpireThey'd have to gear-down to probably an industrial or preindustrial state
00:43.47DrodoEmpireBut they'd have the knowledge to still develop quickly from there
00:44.01TetrisDthey were PLANNING on bringing construction tools, resources, and a database with them, but they ran out of time, the megajaw were going to nuke them RIGHT NOW, no ifs, ands, or buts
00:44.04DrodoEmpireAnd they'd still be able to produce books and build schools as they understand that
00:44.05MonetYeah. losing the means t oproduce laser drills and bulldozers is very different from losing the knowledge of how to design working laser drills and bulldozers
00:45.07TetrisDtheir technological development was slow, however, because they forgot to bring miners with them
00:45.50MonetSorry?
00:46.01MonetMiners or geologists?
00:46.14TetrisDthey for to bring miners, so getting the resources to rebuild their tech was difficult
00:46.24TetrisDforgot to bring*
00:47.04MonetMiners tend to be unskilled labourers.
00:48.12TetrisDthen geologists
00:48.22DrodoEmpireBringing experts would obviously be important
00:48.44MonetYeah, which is why I asked if he meant miners or geologists.
00:49.22MonetMiners, well, a strong body and a decent understanding of hard labour and a geologists can guide them
00:49.35TetrisDthen again, they thought bringing geologists wouldnt be important, because, according to them, theres a difference between THIS planet and the NEXT planet
00:50.28TetrisDthe fact that all their planets in the solar system are very different from eachother didnt help
00:54.01MonetAs gripping as this conversation is, I need sleep
00:54.31TetrisDand i need to actually start writing my fiction
00:54.44DrodoEmpireAlright/
00:56.07Xhothis conversation is still going on
00:56.27TetrisDYes it is
00:56.32TetrisDdammit
00:56.34DrodoEmpireYep
00:56.40TetrisDthe yes was supposed to be all caps
01:02.44MonetXho: I think it's over now
01:02.52MonetJust missed him
01:18.24The_Randomnesswell
02:18.38DrodoEmpiretest
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02:45.15Tek0516"Washington D.C." > *Shows scene featuring Toronto City Hall and set in its adjacent plaza*
02:47.23Tek0516...it shows entire sweeping shots of the area, just with people holding American flags. >.>
02:49.47DrodoEmpireolololol
02:51.16DrodoEmpirePlot twist: Toronto has been annexed by the United States, the downtrodden Torontonians are forced to attend a "patriotic" rally to prove their loyalty
02:52.52Tek0516Actually the scene was a rally for a DC mayor candidate. :P
02:53.29Tek0516The scene was supposed to be in the 2060s, so maybe the area is just low-budget futuristic. :P
02:54.26Tek0516https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/61/Toronto_-_ON_-_Rathaus_und_Nathan_Phillips_Square.jpg
02:54.28DrodoEmpireYeah...
02:56.44Tek0516It's was so unsubtly shown it was rather hilarious. Sweeping shots of the scene and everything
02:56.53DrodoEmpirehur
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05:00.20TetrisDAnyone here? Or am I lonely?
05:02.14TetrisDNot surprised nobody is here, it's midnight.
05:02.21Tek05161am here. :P
05:02.30TetrisDOh
05:02.44TetrisDHi
05:02.45Tek0516I'm just up way too late finishing a war in Europa Universalis 4. :P
05:03.40TetrisDI'm up way too late trying to write my fiction.
05:03.52TetrisDOn an iPad.
05:04.19TetrisDGood idea, right?
05:05.20DrodoEmpireNah >.<
05:06.10TetrisDAnd, of course, you can't save a page you don't publish :P
05:06.11Tek0516DrodoEmpire: After decades of service my brave general died a mere two weeks after a war. :P
05:06.56DrodoEmpire>.<
05:07.21Tek0516My Luxembourg is also rapidly growing into Belgium even if I don't try. :P
05:07.23TetrisD?
05:08.44Tek0516My current game after the integration of Liege and conquest of Gand. :P https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/wIxNDMYS/20161002010749_1.jpg
05:09.59TetrisDWhat is that game?
05:10.39Tek0516Europa Universalis 4.
05:11.51TetrisDOh, that's what you meant by "war", I thought you were talking about a sporewiki war.
05:12.26TetrisD:P
05:13.03Tek0516DrodoEmpire: The fun part about doing all of this as Wallonian is that almost everything I conquer gets dynamically renamed. XD
05:13.27DrodoEmpirehur
05:13.32DrodoEmpireYeah I like that feature
05:14.31DrodoEmpireI gotta restart, brbr
05:14.34DrodoEmpire*brb
05:14.38TetrisDA midevil strategy game, I may never understand you guys...
05:15.14TetrisDThen again, we just like two different types of games
05:15.40Tek0516Not medieval. >.> That's a different Paradox game.  :P
05:15.54TetrisD?
05:16.29Tek0516It's 1444-1821, it's Renaissance and Early Modern Era, not medieval. >.>
05:17.01TetrisDClose enough
05:18.28Tek0516Eh, not really. Practically everything changed in that time period. >.>
05:18.42TetrisDDo you get to see Colombus sailing the ocean blue?
05:18.57Tek0516You can, yes
05:19.47TetrisDIf you look there right before he goes sailing, are there guys trying to stop him?
05:22.52Tek0516People didn't actually think the world was flat, even the ancient greeks knew that. :P
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05:23.24TetrisDWay too many people think that statement is false
05:23.30DrodoEmpireBack
05:23.33DrodoEmpireHm?
05:23.36TetrisDHi
05:24.49TetrisDThe real reason nobody wanted Colombus sailing was because they thought he was going to screw up and run out of supplies
05:25.04Tek0516The main objection to his expedition if anything was that he severely underestimated the size of the globe.
05:25.15DrodoEmpireMore or less yeah
05:25.29DrodoEmpireIt was common knowledge by that point that the world was round
05:25.48Tek0516The Portuguese found their own way to India around the same time just by going around Africa even.
05:25.49TetrisDNow it isn't
05:26.00DrodoEmpireIt didn't take a voyage to figure that out- just a bit of maths
05:26.08TetrisDPeople think the world is flat
05:26.13DrodoEmpire?
05:26.25DrodoEmpireThere *is* a flat-earth club I do know that
05:26.36DrodoEmpireBut most of those people are joking I'm quite sure
05:26.44DrodoEmpireLike pastafarianism
05:28.17TetrisD"Oh mah gud da erth totally haz ta ba flat, I men, cumon,evebodi knos gud mad de erth flat "
05:28.44TetrisDNo, people out there really think the earth is flat
05:29.39DrodoEmpireI know some do
05:29.59DrodoEmpireBut they're hardly a large portion of the population
05:30.10TetrisDIn fact, there's countries there where it's mandatory to teach the kids that the earth is flat
05:30.22DrodoEmpireBullshit.
05:30.23DrodoEmpireName one.
05:30.44DrodoEmpireThe thing is that with the advent of the internet everybody now has a platform, or an ability to self-publish so these people are more visible
05:31.07TetrisDThere's even a few countries out there where all of YouTube is banned because of a few "earth is round" videos
05:31.16DrodoEmpireAgain, bullshit, name one
05:31.31DrodoEmpireThe only group of people I know who would be taken at all seriously when they claim the Earth is flat are some Islamic theologians
05:31.34DrodoEmpireThat's it
05:32.26TetrisDOk, ho yo YouTube, and search "10 countries where you can't watch this video" by alltime10s
05:32.27DrodoEmpireSo between a handful of conspiracy theorists and a handful of fundimentalist preachers-- what country has been pressured in to mandating flat-earth theory as part of the curriculum?
05:33.43DrodoEmpireAhh yes, a top ten channel
05:33.44DrodoEmpire:p
05:34.08DrodoEmpireAnyway, I checked the wikipedia page and it has no reference of any country mandating flat-earth theory in the modern day
05:34.30TetrisDThat's because it's Wikipedia
05:34.39DrodoEmpireWikipedia's actually quite reliable
05:34.46TetrisDUh huh
05:35.12DrodoEmpireYes, it is-- it lists sources and having worked with wikis for years know how efficiently things like bullshit are rooted out
05:35.22DrodoEmpireDon't blow me off, I know more than you here
05:35.41TetrisDIt's about as reliable as a McDonald's commercial that claims its food is healthy
05:35.50DrodoEmpireYour evidence?
05:36.02DrodoEmpireIts as reliable as any paper encyclopedia, which aren't academic sources by the way
05:36.14DrodoEmpireBut reliable enough for this work
05:36.57DrodoEmpireSo tell me-- what is more reliable; an online encyclopedia which painstakingly cites sources, or a top-ten channel?
05:36.58TetrisDMy evidence being a page in Wikipedia itself, called "what Wikipedia is not"
05:37.33TetrisDAnd yes, alltime10s does cite its sources
05:38.12DrodoEmpireAll the
05:38.19TetrisDLol
05:39.01DrodoEmpire"What wikipedia is not" page says that could even remotely support your statement is that it says its not a paper encyclopedia, which is fucking obvious
05:39.41TetrisDlemme check for myself
05:40.05DrodoEmpireNow I'm done with you redirecting the argument
05:40.41DrodoEmpireThe only thing even remotely close to a modern nation supporting the flat earth theory was a single president of the Transvaal Republic saying he was on-board about a hundred years ago
05:41.51DrodoEmpireSo can you rid yourself of that lame rumour that wikipedia is this rogue site spreading bullshit? :p
05:42.28DrodoEmpireIts not an academic source either, no encyclopedia really is, but its pretty accurate much of the time, and is useful in the academic sense for its list of citations
05:42.51TetrisDI've decided to stop arguing to prevent further hostility
05:42.51Tek0516...I searched that video and found lots of conspiracy theory and biblical videos. >.>
05:43.04DrodoEmpireSo- and I'm going to ask again- name a *single* country
05:43.11DrodoEmpireNo no, I
05:43.17DrodoEmpire*I'm not being hostile, not intentionally
05:43.25DrodoEmpireI'm frustrated at your avoidance of the question
05:43.40DrodoEmpireIf you've watched the video, then i trust you to name a single country that does this
05:43.40Tek0516Either way I can't find the video so I'd like to see this source too. >.>
05:43.41DrodoEmpire*I
05:44.43TetrisDI wasn't avoiding the question, I couldn't remember which country it was so I told you where I got it from
05:45.05TetrisDI'll watch the video again
05:45.33DrodoEmpireThat'd be great-- and if you don't mind link it here too
05:58.00TetrisDFirst, I don't know how to link in IRC, second, I got the YouTube channel wrong, it's Top Lists, third, I must have either remembered wrong, because nothing on the list blocks YouTube specifically for saying the earth is round, HOWEVER, packistan DOES block YouTube until it can find a way to filter out "blasphemous " content
06:01.20TetrisDThere were four countries (packistan included) that block YouTube because of a movie called "The Innocence of Muslims"
06:02.48TetrisDAll the others block it because either classified information was released there, or they simply do not trust YouTube
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08:52.00JepardiHi
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09:22.43dino82_hi
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09:56.13GhelaeHello.
10:02.30TreebeardHello
10:16.10dino82_hi
10:45.42dino82_howz all doing
10:47.21Liquid_InkPretty well
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11:29.00Wormy_hi
11:30.58TreebeardHello
11:31.35MonetHello
11:32.27Wormy_I found a really high mountain in NMS shaped like a volcano  http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198054095784/screenshots/  http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198054095784/screenshots/  http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198054095784/screenshots/
11:32.41Wormy_you can see the curvature of the planet at the summit
11:33.14Wormy_And this made me think of the artist Chris Foss http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198054095784/screenshots/
11:33.28Wormy_Say what you will about the game but it is screenshot porn
11:34.25Wormy_none of those links work:  http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=773392988  http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=773393295  http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=773393536
11:34.40Wormy_http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=773391903
11:43.53MonetIt is
11:52.20Wormy_Space art by Angus Mckie https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Sm7w7YxTL4
11:53.18Wormy_In some ways I think I like his more
12:08.09dino82_neat movie
12:08.11dino82_awesome art
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12:11.19MonetHello
12:14.38OluapPlayerHi
12:17.36dino82_hi
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12:18.08NeonPandahi all
12:18.57OluapPlayerHi
12:19.33MonetHi
12:19.48dino82_hi
12:23.46TreebeardHello
12:30.15dino82_@Crossing Lines: a hero returns to the Quadrants, Rambam is back :D though might be a bit differant than how know him: http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Tertius_Bellum/Crossing_Line
12:52.01Monetdino82_: Woah.
12:54.29dino82_@Monet: :D
12:55.48MonetThe gigaquadrant gets more expansive every day.
12:57.48MonetThe Dominatus and the AGC/PAE expanded into different universes, and the Rambo are exploiting different itmelines.
12:57.52Monettimelines*
12:58.20dino82_Yup :D
12:58.45dino82_for as long ast their warp gate remains existing
13:01.28TechnobliteratorHey guys! Anyone have fictions they'd want to feature today?
13:01.36dino82_Rambert wants more forces and due to current situation of RAmbo Nation, they do not have the resources to do so, but other realities might have "D
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13:04.00Wormy_I think any stories relating to the http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Quadrant_Galaxies/Gorge or Dawnstar is a candidate
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13:04.01Quark8Hello.
13:04.19OluapPlayerGenesis of Nightmare
13:04.21OluapPlayers
13:04.57Wormy_Or Da Reckoning
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13:09.05dino82_Rambam of the other reality: http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Rambam/Alternate
13:09.43MonetTechnobliterator: I put forward History Reawakens.
13:10.06TechnobliteratorAll four of those could go
13:10.15TechnobliteratorI'll wait about 10 minutes before post
13:11.56Wormy_OluapPlayer: http://imgur.com/gallery/dXhjM9W
13:12.34dino82_ah sweet :d
13:15.13OluapPlayerWormy_: Cute
13:15.28Wormy_brb dog walk
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13:37.52Technobliteratoralright, I can make the thread now
13:56.46Quark8test
14:04.38dino82_test recieved
14:09.41Monetbrb
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14:15.54NeonPandaso I had a fiction idea I'd like to put forward: a military campaign where the aggressor's major actions are influenced by community opinion
14:18.56Wormy_awayhttp://imgur.com/gallery/He1ve
14:19.11Wormy_awayHm, interesting
14:19.19NeonPandain essence, after each stage of the campaign I would get a feel for how the community is feeling about the progress of the campaign, and possibly change how the attackers go about said campaign accordingly
14:19.27NeonPandathe endpoint would still be the same, just the manner in which they go about it
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14:29.01NeonPandaMonet: [00:15] <NeonPanda> so I had a fiction idea I'd like to put forward: a military campaign where the aggressor's major actions are influenced by community opinion
14:29.06NeonPanda[00:19] <NeonPanda> in essence, after each stage of the campaign I would get a feel for how the community is feeling about the progress of the campaign, and possibly change how the attackers go about said campaign accordingly [00:19] <NeonPanda> the endpoint would still be the same, just the manner in which they go about it
14:30.10MonetCould be an interesting experiment.
14:30.25dino82_idd
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14:31.32MonetAn interesting experiment, with its own risks ofc.
14:33.43NeonPandathe Boaty McBoatface scenario of course being avoided by the fact that I'm not under any obligation to do anything
14:34.29Wormy_awaySo I'm eating these "Yoshoi Snapea rice sticks" which are like crisps but made from peas and rice.  They have the flavour of chip shop mushy peas.  An example of the East and West having sometimes similar tastes?  If Japanese like this snack they would like mushy peas.
14:41.47MonetNeonPanda: A wise.
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14:43.12HachimanHi
14:43.41MonetHi
14:43.55Quark8Hello.
14:43.57MonetSO I decided for research purposes to watch Dune.
14:44.46DrodoAwaytest
14:45.42DrodoEmpireHow're you liking it so far Monet?
14:45.50MonetI find it hilarious that Patrick Steward is in it a) three eyars before he did TNG and b) his character is described as a talented minstrel.
14:45.58MonetStewart*
14:46.17DrodoEmpirehur
14:46.40DrodoEmpireTechnobliterator: August 2016? <.<
14:46.50Technobliteratorurm
14:46.50NeonPandaI'm still amazed that Stewart didn't unpack his bags for the first six weeks of filming for TNG, he was that sure he'd be kicked off
14:46.53Technobliteratorwhoops
14:48.05MonetNeonPanda: I thought it was that he was sure TNG would flop.
14:48.21NeonPandanah, he was sure he'd get fired
14:50.27MonetCould be both.
14:50.40MonetThe LA times reported him as "an unknown Shakespearian Actor"
14:51.11NeonPandawell the getting fired part is the one he himself said in an interview so *shrugs*
14:51.33MonetCould be he felt certain TNG would pan and Paramount would give it the axe and him the boot.
14:52.06NeonPandaone thing I will say for certain is if we're ever in the same room for some reason I'm going to address him as Uriel Septim III just to see how he responds
14:53.12MonetCould be interesting
14:53.30MonetI hear he's a bit bored talking about Star Trek outside of the 'cons.
14:53.59dino82_yeah, he is xavies too though
14:54.16HachimanOoh, Reawakens is in Fiction Reading Day
14:54.46NeonPandanot expecting a Pattinson/Diggory response, but would be interesting
14:55.02MonetDrodoEMpire: https://i.ytimg.com/vi/AGqdE1NdMTg/maxresdefault.jpg dear [diety] is this thing fugly. I love it!
14:55.18dino82_yeah nice story!
14:55.27HachimanI have honestly mixed opinions on Dune
14:55.38OluapPlayerI still love my avatar
14:55.38DrodoEmpirehur
14:55.42OluapPlayerI don't think I'll ever change it
14:55.47Hachimanhur
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14:55.53NeonPanda"Now, I'm not going to say he's a part of the great Skeleton Conspiracy, but he does in fact have a skeleton inside of him right now." - logic right there
14:55.57HachimanIt could have been so much better if Jodorowsky had remained as director
14:56.38OluapPlayerDrafting time for the skeleton war has begun
14:56.55OluapPlayerGotta get ready to spook all the fuckboys at the end of the month
14:57.04Hachimankek
14:57.10MonetHachiman: Yeah I'm at the scene where Gurney and Leo 9is it?) fight with those strange shields
14:57.13NeonPandaemploy maximum frighten
14:57.36NeonPandaon that note, I do appreciate Dune for being one of those settings that actually makes space age melee combat make sense
14:57.40MonetThat scene where you have two blocky bodies fighting did not come out well..
14:57.54HachimanThe CGI in Dune in general is quite goofy
14:58.04HachimanThe practical effects are absolutely superb though
14:58.11NeonPandalike, have there be an in-universe reason for why it's there beyond "giant fucking chainsaw swords are fucking awesome!" - which is perfectly reasonable logic :P
14:59.39MonetHachiman: CGI was still in its infancy back then so there's some sense.
14:59.54HachimanI meant, goofy even by the standards of the day
15:01.30MonetYeah I get you. It's nothing compared to the Alien in The Abyss
15:01.40HachimanI like both Lynch and Jodorowsky but I feel the latter would have handled it so much better if he remained in production
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15:15.14GhelaeHello.
15:15.23HellrockHello.
15:15.37HellrockIs it me, or is the font above the chat much bigger compared to last time I came?
15:16.11GhelaeI think I remember it suddenly increasing once, but that was many months ago.
15:16.20GhelaeIt's been quite large ever since.
15:19.34DrodoEmpireYeah
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15:20.17ImpyDroidHi
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15:20.52OluapPlayerhi
15:20.54MonetHello
15:20.56DrodoEmpireHey
15:21.09MonetHachiman: Passed the Harkonnen introduction.
15:21.27HachimanYeah... Harkonnen's a thing
15:21.54MonetI'm getting a vibe of "the dignified and noble Atrides, and the depraved and vile Harkonnen"
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15:41.13dino82_the hutter god and secret ruler: http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/File:VenociosV2Large.png
15:41.59DrodoEmpireHuh
15:42.11HachimanIt's a tree
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15:49.36dino82_:d
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15:59.52NeonPandaI had to stop for a moment and realise that's really, really artfully applied insect parts coloured to look like wood
15:59.58NeonPanda+1 to holy shit
16:00.36MonetI second that +1
16:00.58MonetMasterfully done
16:04.27dino82_Thanks :D
16:04.43dino82_I currently wo rk on his page, he hopefully makes a later appearance as the nuew nemises of the Quadrants now that Morgandaur is gone
16:10.01dino82_Rambert offers his exprress for the Draconid: http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/SporeWiki:Fiction_Universe/Universal_Discussion_Board
16:12.37ImperiosHi
16:12.52Imperiosdino82_: I just had a thought
16:13.00dino82_yeah?
16:13.11ImperiosWould you mind if I made my own version of the http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/b/b1/RamboflagII.png/revision/latest?cb=20140720103759 Rambo emblem?
16:13.21ImperiosYou can then use it if you like it
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16:13.58Quark8Hello.
16:15.10dino82_Euh sure you can!!!! Looking forward to what you are going to make :d
16:15.22dino82_hi quark
16:17.35Imperiosdino82_: I'll keep the design, I'll just try to make it look more... artsy
16:18.20dino82_Sure! Looking forward :D
16:18.38dino82_you want to redesign that one or the one with the dark backround?
16:24.22ImperiosThat one
16:24.38ImperiosYou can put it on a background later on
16:24.45dino82_ok!
16:25.09Imperiosdino82_: http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/c/c0/Rambo_Emblem_2.png/revision/latest?cb=20161002162444 Motherfucking Farahvar
16:25.24dino82_oh wow that looks stunning!
16:25.25dino82_Amazing!
16:26.59dino82_@Imperios: Added to the RN page :D
16:27.37MonetAgreed that emblam looks phenomenal!
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16:34.32Quark8Hi.
16:34.49CyrannianHello everyone
16:38.07dino82_Hi!
16:38.08dino82_Cyrannian!
16:40.29Cyrannianhai
16:42.47Quark8How've you been?
16:46.37Imperiosdino82_: http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/File:Rambo_Emblem_2.png Actually, I realised I could add one more thing to this
16:47.27dino82_Oh  neat! Rambert insigna :D
16:48.00dino82_Such an insigna I will probably never be able to recreate in game :P Awesome work Imperios!
16:48.04dino82_And thank you very much :D
16:49.00ImperiosThanks ^^
16:49.10ImperiosAnd you're welcome
16:50.27ImperiosCyrannian: You may take a look as well
16:54.20Imperiosdino82_: Gotta say, I *really* love your Spore heraldry
16:56.38dino82_@Cyrannian has diner
16:56.59dino82_@Imperios: Thanks, I love creating those things, with the new CamBen I can implemend it on armor and well
16:57.05dino82_though sometimes makes things difficult as well haha
17:06.06CyrannianImperios: Very impressive work as always!
17:09.04ImperiosThanks
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17:17.21Quark8Hey Charles.
17:17.42dino82_The Atlantica of nature has hiw own page now: http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Venocios
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17:22.44Imperiosdino82_: I am Groot
17:22.54dino82_Lol :D
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17:26.00Quark8Hello Xho.
17:26.07XhoHi
17:28.46dino82_hi xho
17:29.37Monethi
17:33.33CyrannianHai
17:37.26dino82_the disastrous meeting between France and the Rambo: http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Franco-Rambo_Summit
17:37.41Imperiosdino82_: *snootiness intensifies*
17:38.43dino82_@imperios: lol :d
17:38.51ImperiosSo what is achieved at the end?
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17:39.25HachimanFucking IRC / Titanpad
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17:41.38TetrisDHello, everyone! Or no one... Apparently, iPads don't show who's on IRC
17:41.45dino82_Hi Tetris
17:41.51dino82_@Hacji: Ow problems with irc?
17:48.37DrodoEmpireBack\
17:48.51dino82_hi Drodo
17:54.07ImperiosMonet Hachiman Xho: https://2ch.hk/po/src/18589170/14754306158600.jpg Behold, Russian architecture
17:56.01Xho#thanksjesus
17:57.36Tek0516After over a year I finally found out what was triggering an annoying thing on my phone. There's a microphone around the headphone jack, and if I tap the area right it triggers voice search. And since I didn't know it happened a lot. >.>
17:58.16DrodoEmpireOh wow lol
18:00.32Tek0516It probably explains why that thing only happened when I had headphones in (but I think no audio playing as well), and especially when adjusting my headphones. :P
18:00.37DrodoETWAh
18:00.43DrodoETWGonna play some Darthmod Empire
18:02.01DrodoETWOh shite
18:02.04DrodoETWCrashed on startup
18:10.51Tek0516RIP Drodi
18:10.55Tek0516*Drodo
18:11.03ImperiosXho: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O96Jure38bA Dealing with Santorakh be like
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18:11.55DrodoEmpireBack, computer crashed >.<
18:17.38Tek0516RIP DrodoEmpire
18:17.44DrodoEmpire>:
18:38.42XhoImperios: kek
18:38.53XhoJesus it's only 19:38
18:39.01Xho19:39 even
18:39.28XhoSo contrary to yesterday with my download speed
18:39.38XhoTonight's download speed is 4.2 Mb/sec
18:42.34XhoHachiman: NEW MESHUGGAH IN 5 DAYS GET HYPE
18:42.44HachimanOh shit
18:43.17XhoNew Animals As Leaders album coming out as well
18:44.18Cyrannianbah, mine is down to 577 kbs for some reason
18:44.42Xhoget rekt
18:44.58XhoKarma dictates I'll probably lose my internet speed in a few seconds
18:45.04Cyrannianhue
18:45.48XhoIt's actually Sims 3 I'm downloading because I feel like playing Sims
18:47.02CyrannianYeah, I've been playing a lot of Sims 3 recently. I also got the Sims 4 on Friday, though playing it just makes me want to go back to 3
18:47.19Xhohoh
18:47.21Xhonot a good sign
18:48.14CyrannianIt's not bad though, it's just more like a sequel to the Sims 2, ignoring most of the big additions of the Sims 3
18:48.29XhoYeah it felt more like Sims 2 than Sims 3
18:48.37XhoAlthough it felt emptier than both
18:48.46XhoSims 1 is still the best
18:49.15Cyrannianaye
18:49.19CyrannianI'll bbl
19:02.37Tek0516A lot of games like that seem to follow the same pattern; releasing a comparatively minimal base game, developing the game a lot through expansions, then the sequel ends up just being an improvement to the base game without any expansions
19:03.23XhoWell as far as I can tell that's mainly EA's business plan
19:03.25Tek0516...ffs. I was standing there pressing the open door button and still missed the train. >.>
19:05.04MonetEA is pretty guilty of that model.
19:05.09MonetBut it works
19:06.30MonetThe hype machine has become a very critical part of selling a game
19:11.22Tek0516Don't forget companies like EA have made an entire industry out of selling the same game with a reskinned team roster every year. :P
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19:16.03OluapPlayerImperios Monet: Well I've reached the level cap already
19:16.10ImperiosCongrats
19:16.12Xhoups
19:16.20OluapPlayerSo I can't play anymore
19:16.22ImperiosOluapPlayer: Now, pick a realm called Moonguard and try a human
19:16.29ImperiosTheir storyline will be cool
19:17.01OluapPlayerI don't plan to start a new character, at least not now
19:18.25Xhocom bak to wiki pls
19:18.33OluapPlayerI never left
19:18.44Charles_BotYou've reached level 20?
19:18.52Charles_BotOr 100 and something?
19:18.54OluapPlayer20
19:19.00Charles_BotGot it
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19:23.07TetrisDhi
19:23.19TetrisDsry about the AFK earlier
19:27.44TetrisDoh, mabey not, everyone else seems AFK, too
19:29.03XhoMore or less
19:34.53OluapPlayerImperios: I take an "Elite" signifies it's a boss
19:35.02ImperiosWell not exactly
19:35.19ImperiosIt just means an enemy that should be killed as a group
19:35.24OluapPlayerAh
19:35.29ImperiosBosses are all elite but not all elites are bosses
19:35.36ImperiosDungeon enemies are almost all elite for example
19:36.02OluapPlayerIn the area I was in there was a loch inhabited by murlocs, and there was a large blue monster swimming about who was a level 15 Elite
19:36.20Technobliteratorwhistles and points to the fiction reading day thread
19:36.33OluapPlayerhas nothing to say about it
19:37.38OluapPlayerSpeaking of murlocs, I felt some joy hearing their little angry cry in-game
19:37.46OluapPlayerIt's been ages since I heard that noise
19:38.29MonetElites can be soloed I think after about 10 levels.
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19:39.13OluapPlayer~dropkick Cyrannian
19:39.13infobotACTION sends Cyrannian flying like a yipping chihuahua
19:39.13MonetI think I was in my lvl 20s when I soloed Hogger.
19:39.19Cyrannian~tickle OluapPlayer
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19:39.46OluapPlayerwaptor is alive again, cloned from amber and frog DNA
19:42.00Cyrannianyus tis true
19:43.31Cyrannianded again brb
19:44.57OluapPlayerfalse alarm he's gone again
19:59.24XhoSo I went on Sims 3
19:59.28Xho1000 FPS
20:00.20OluapPlayerI'd expect it to be capped at 30
20:02.43XhoIt can be capped
20:02.52XhoIt's gone down to 275 now
20:05.00OluapPlayerAnything higher than 60 is more or less irrelevant
20:05.34Xhour irrelevant
20:14.52TetrisDwelcome to pi time
20:15.30TetrisDyou are now leaveing pi time, thank you for your visit
20:16.13TetrisDAND YOUR SOUL
20:34.02Hachimanhttps://scontent-cdg2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/s480x480/14484681_1098292066886255_8821061362131044038_n.jpg?oh=0af7c8f0431c326ad5f6cc59c3c84924&oe=586DEE01
20:44.21Tek0516When I went to this convention thing last month they had giant signs for that series running literally along an entire wall of the hall.
20:44.54MonetHachiman: Wow Huffington you guys are *late*!
20:46.58MonetNice commentary though.
21:17.15DrodoEmpiretest
21:23.18OluapPlayerXho: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4R08vQBeBA
21:24.08XhoDid they just take all of my games into one video or something
21:25.51XhoThe one with the Spy and the Engineers can't have been real
21:34.45OluapPlayerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYUego6W8yw STOMP
21:36.14XhoProbably one of the most annoying ways to die in that game
21:38.42XhoOluapPlayer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bULmuDafMYM
21:39.28OluapPlayerdat description
21:39.56OluapPlayerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLp4nb6atDE superior version
21:40.22XhoFunny I just saw that
21:40.46ImperiosOluapPlayer Xho Hachiman Monet: http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/File:Empire_of_Man_Coat_of_Arms.png Fuck, I decided to remake it
21:41.00Xhoeeguls
21:41.08OluapPlayerGood job
21:41.14OluapPlayerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSCiMbMVDLI final boss edition
21:41.44HachimanThat's a pretty nice coat
21:42.21MonetI think this is much more appropriate.
21:42.26ImperiosI'll actually finish it tomorrow
21:42.32ImperiosIt still needs a few finishing touches
21:42.55ImperiosLike I want to include arms of all Imperial member states
21:42.58Wormy_awayHachiman: People explore an abandoned nuclear power plant https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONEm1ph3MP4
21:43.01CyrannianVery nice Imp
21:43.16MonetImperios: I wish you good luck in that.
21:43.21ImperiosWhat kind of arms would Mannazia have though
21:43.30OluapPlayerracist ones
21:44.46ImperiosOluapPlayer: http://cs5.pikabu.ru/images/big_size_comm/2014-04_3/13973567861110.jpg Like this one?
21:45.06XhoHachiman: I dare someone to do a Gabe version of Bleed
21:45.12OluapPlayerThe head is like "whatever"
21:45.44ImperiosOluapPlayer: http://s4.pikabu.ru/post_img/big/2014/09/16/6/1410856899_1527223709.png
21:46.16OluapPlayerThey really don't like that guy eh
21:47.38HachimanImperios: For Mannazia, not sure
21:47.42HachimanWhat would you suggest?
21:48.01ImperiosWell there's that design that I have here underneath the arms
21:48.01HachimanMaybe something involving swords / axes and wolves
21:48.06ImperiosLike look at the bottom of the chains
21:48.23HachimanOoh that is good
21:50.11ImperiosA sword upon a baton of lightning
21:50.12ImperiosLike
21:50.14ImperiosSword
21:50.15ImperiosLightning
21:50.20ImperiosStorm
21:50.21ImperiosSword
21:51.22OluapPlayerXho: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNpNTuyZzSE
21:51.55HachimanI get you hur
21:52.00HachimanI like that idea
22:01.41ImperiosAnd there's the phoenix on the crest
22:01.52ImperiosWanted to have it for a while but never could make him appear good
22:02.29ImperiosXho: We might as well actually make up a story about why exactly humans have a *phoenix* on their crest
22:04.18XhoKinmo - im god                    why else
22:04.54ImperiosSomething like "Kinmo went to Empire once, they were really nice to him and he was nice to them and so they decided to commemorate that"
22:05.09OluapPlayerxho's phoenixes aren't even phoenix like
22:05.12OluapPlayerfug u
22:06.01Xhogold phoenix tho
22:06.22OluapPlayerits just men with beaks
22:06.52OluapPlayerAlso https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZY2rD322UR4 caveman-tier Gmodding
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22:07.46NeonPandahi all
22:07.53OluapPlayerhi
22:08.04MonetHello
22:08.09ImperiosXho: Actually, what if this is Aur?
22:08.38XhoOrichalcum Elf - >hates elves         >speaks our language        >has our goddess on their coat of arms                              OH THE IRONY
22:09.54ImperiosI just kind of thought the phoenix would be appropriate for the Empire
22:10.02Imperios"We rise up from the ashes AND BURN EVERYTHING"}
22:10.43OluapPlayerI doubt you'd need a real explanation for a coat of arms. Real-life ones have mythological animals in it and they don't exist
22:10.51OluapPlayerin them*
22:11.17MonetThey're symbolic though
22:12.07OluapPlayerYes, they're used because of symbolism, not because they met dragons or griffins in real life
22:12.27MonetDragons may not exist but there's an ancient Welsh legend of a long conflict between the red dragon of Wales and a white dragon of England.
22:13.34XhoPhoenixes are more or less mythological to Koldenweltians as well doi
22:13.58OluapPlayerYour phoenixes are not like mythological phoenixes tho
22:14.04OluapPlayerThey're a completely different thing
22:14.11XhoTrue
22:14.21XhoI did think of adding actual phoenixes to the Fantasyverse
22:14.44MonetEvery myth has its roots in truth. As they say.
22:15.08XhoBUSH DID 9/11
22:16.00XhoAlthough calling them Phoenixes would cause confusion in nomenclature so I'd probably call them a Songbird or something
22:16.10OluapPlayerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5WADmcCDO8
22:17.56ImperiosFirebird
22:18.15ImperiosOr call them like we do
22:18.19Imperios"Heat-birds"
22:18.37XhoKinmorunddraver - wow it just sounds like you put a chicken in an oven
22:18.47Imperioshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Firebird_(Slavic_folklore) Oh wait it is translated as Firebird into English
22:19.42XhoProbably be one of the many creatures deemed holy by Aur worshippers
22:20.06OluapPlayerAll 2 of them
22:20.49Xhowat dat den smarty
22:21.30OluapPlayerLonginus and Septimus hur
22:21.42XhoLonginus - deus vult and all that
22:21.52XhoNalashtannylor has more, generally avian creatures because burd
22:22.30XhoI could imagine a giant-ass bird with thunder/storm magic
22:22.39Xhoinb4 Storm Colossus
22:22.43NeonPandawhen in doubt, bird worship bird
22:23.48XhoKeep forgetting it's lightning magic
22:23.55OluapPlayerSpots already taken
22:24.11XhoWell not colossus-type, just big bird
22:25.11XhoAs for Storm Elementals there are nine of them, one of which is a lion and the other actually is a big bird
22:25.57XhoI had ideas for a pair of Storm Elementals that actually manifest as clouds given shape
22:26.39XhoThat would make four, the five others not sure
22:26.49XhoA wolf most likely, and possibly a bear
22:28.23XhoAlright these old lore questions about my fiction are really beginning to bother me
22:29.08DrodoEmpireden edit ur fiction stupit
22:29.21XhoI did but people are still questioning it
22:29.33XhoI need to go through a mass deletion
22:29.44OluapPlayerNo one is currently asking anything
22:30.01OluapPlayerAlso I can't see how discussing your own fiction is a bad thinjg
22:30.16XhoI mean 7etrisD on the wiki is asking me questions about Kamik'Shi and Nexidium
22:30.22XhoOld school shit that grates on me
22:30.27OluapPlayerOh that
22:30.32OluapPlayerI thought you meant the IRC
22:32.38XhoOh I can close the thread
22:32.39Xhothis is good
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22:33.35XhoI don't really like being asked questions in general
22:33.55Technobliteratortotally forgot about that thing where my bot was deleting unused images
22:33.58Technobliteratortime to run again
22:33.59Technobliteratoryaay
22:34.06DrodoEmpireWhy don't you like being asked questions, huh?
22:34.07DrodoEmpire>.>
22:34.07ImperiosCharles_Murray: I just realised
22:34.14DrodoEmpireTech: Oh shit
22:34.16DrodoEmpireOne sec
22:34.24ImperiosWhy does the French Empire not have a coat of arms?
22:34.25ImperiosLike
22:34.31ImperiosAlexandre is an emperor
22:34.33DrodoEmpireCan I just post this one picture I have to my userpage first? >.<
22:34.36ImperiosIt is very odd that he does not have arms
22:34.39Technobliteratordo it
22:34.40DrodoEmpirePretty sure he has a coat of arms actually
22:34.42XhoDrodoEmpire: get stuffed with a catcus m8
22:34.43DrodoEmpireDunno what it is
22:34.43Technobliteratorit's running atm
22:34.47DrodoEmpireXho >:
22:35.33NeonPandastuffed with a cactus? gettin a little aggressive there
22:35.49Xhoi'll stuff everyone with a cactus
22:35.51Imperioshttp://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/7/78/Seal_of_the_Emperor_of_the_French.png/revision/latest?cb=20150510221920 There's that seal
22:35.52OluapPlayerXho not making aggressive remarks wouldn't be right
22:35.55XhoOctober 2nd special offer
22:35.57ImperiosBut it's not *really* arms
22:36.44MonetCould it relate to how Alexandre wasn't born into aristocracy?
22:36.49NeonPandaI just discovered Panic! at the Disco is playing in Brisbane at the end of January, this pleases me
22:37.04ImperiosMonet: Neither was Napoleon, for example
22:37.15ImperiosOr, say, the Rotschilds
22:37.21XhoNeonPanda: get meshuggah'd
22:37.30NeonPandanoh
22:38.13MonetBut unlike them Alexandre was born into a France that hasn't had an aristocracy for centuries.
22:38.18DrodoEmpireMonet: Many commoner families have some sort of arms or seal regardless
22:38.20Charles_MurrayIn class
22:38.32Xhoget bak to learnin kid
22:38.36DrodoEmpireDepending on where you go
22:38.54Charles_MurrayAristocratic coat of arms is highly regulated and systematized, has tons of rules and such
22:39.07Charles_MurrayAlexandre is not an emperor of that tradition
22:39.11Charles_MurrayHis is not a crown
22:39.14Charles_Murrayhis is an office
22:39.31XhoImagine the flak if he did start wearing a crown tho
22:39.40Charles_Murray^ exactly
22:40.02NeonPandawears one just to be special
22:40.03ImperiosBut he is, well, an emperor
22:40.21Charles_MurrayNot that simple
22:40.22ImperiosLike Napoleon's monarchy was very much different to all others before him
22:40.23Charles_MurrayGotta focus
22:41.00MonetLet's wait until Charles' class is done
22:41.10DrodoEmpireOn that subject, I figure almost all Drodo clans and titles come with emblems and arms
22:41.21XhoMan I wish I was back at school, or college or whatever
22:41.26NeonPanda"Apparently at some point in this stream I dropped exactly one frame. If anyone finds it, please let me know. It was probably an I-frame."
22:41.33XhoOr doing something else with my life that wasn't this
22:41.35DrodoEmpireClans would have a family crest of sorts, while some titles would have a seal or emblem of their own bestowed to the holder
22:42.15ImperiosDrodoEmpire: Perhaps rather than European arms they look more like tamgas?
22:42.29ImperiosIt'd be handy to use when branding all their many horses
22:43.04XhoI just still find it weird that horses are still used ceremoniously in the 29th century
22:43.04MonetXho: Don't worry, only a full year before you can start university.
22:43.11XhoMonet: god fucking help me
22:43.46MonetOnly a year mate
22:44.13ImperiosXho: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02p7D9H6_TA There be only one explanation
22:44.31XhoOh god not this again
22:44.56NeonPandawhy am I not surprised Imp has that recorded somewhere :P
22:45.22Xhohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWsSxewWLxo This was pretty much how I summarised my year
22:45.28ImperiosNeonPanda: I do that to honour my great country and its great Empress, whose death we shall mourn forevermore
22:45.41Hachimanhttps://scontent-cdg2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/s480x480/14492390_467949610042093_6273682491735884610_n.png?oh=bfc7c38640efff61b1a1e8bdbb69ce6f&oe=58AB4F0B
22:45.57NeonPandayou mean the one who died because she actually fucked a horse?
22:46.05ImperiosWho else
22:46.37Wormy_awaygoodnight
22:46.38ImperiosShe was a slut but she was a slut who was very good at statecraft
22:46.38NeonPandaI mean, there's other people in Russia's history to be proud of but I ain't gonna judge
22:46.39NeonPandamuch
22:46.43ImperiosWell
22:46.46ImperiosShe was one of the best
22:46.49XhoI actually lost a subscriber making that video it was that bad
22:47.04ImperiosAnd unlike Peter and Ivan the Terrible did not slaughter half of the country in the process of doing great things
22:47.18ImperiosOr Stalin or Lenin or like most other notorious Russian rulers
22:47.24HachimanIvan the Terrible... Terribly Great, you mean
22:47.57ImperiosHis title does not have a negative connotation in Russian
22:48.03ImperiosHe is actually more like "Ivan the Terrifying"
22:48.07HachimanOh hur
22:48.14NeonPandadon't forget the crazy guy who basically just said "no" to dying
22:48.24Hachiman>Implying Rasputin helped Russia
22:48.31ImperiosWell
22:48.36ImperiosHe helped the royal heir
22:48.37ImperiosFor a while
22:48.52HachimanI mean to be fair, Nikolas was overthrown because of Rasputin and Nikolas was a fucking imbecile from what I recall
22:49.07ImperiosNicholar was a fucking footstool
22:49.08NeonPandatbh if we had a guy who took that long to hurry up and die we'd probably have a statue or twenty of them by now
22:49.17MonetAnd So yeah, he helped get rid of a moron czar.
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22:51.28ImperiosI still find it retarded how Alexander II died
22:51.37ImperiosThe most liberal Tsar in history
22:51.43ImperiosWAS KILLED BY FUCKING REVOLUTIONARIES
22:52.41NeonPandaI dunno, you did have an Empress who died via horse intercourse
22:52.49NeonPandaputs things in perspetive
22:52.54Charles_MurrayDidn't actually happen
22:52.55NeonPandaperspective*
22:53.04ImperiosWell yeah she actually died on her toilet
22:53.10HachimanYeah, afraid to say that didn't happen in truth
22:53.14ImperiosBut that toiled was fashioned out of the throne of the King of Poland
22:53.18Imperios*toilet
22:53.36NeonPandaI'm fully aware it didn't actually happen, but it's too good a story to not immediately claim it as the truth regardless
22:54.03Imperios"Hey I introduced democratic self-government in governorates, freed the serfs, and was about to draft a constitutio-" "FUCK YOU ARE NOT PROGRESSIVE ENOUGH WE'RE BLOWING YOU UP BECAUSE IT'S 1881"
22:54.13Imperios^ The SJWs of the 19th century
22:54.34HachimanExcuse me, did you just assume their timeframe
22:55.21NeonPandathey'll have you know they measure time by the ancient Mayan calendar
22:55.43ImperiosHachiman: Did you just assume my assumption of their timeframe
22:55.49TechnobliteratorWasn't Alexander II still a jackass, though?
22:55.56ImperiosTechnobliterator: Nah
22:56.17TechnobliteratorI remember that the WWI Tsar was incompetent
22:56.23ImperiosThat's Nicholas II
22:56.27Technobliteratorah
22:56.28ImperiosAlexander II was a cool guy
22:56.32ImperiosFreed the serfs and all that
22:56.32MonetIn 1881 France was a republic and America was once again united after fighting over the use of slavery.
22:56.35ImperiosNicholar II = retard
22:56.39Imperios*Nicholas
22:56.42ImperiosThis reminds me
22:56.56ImperiosWhy is Alexandre I *Alexandre* and not *Alexander* as per royal tradition?
22:57.02ImperiosLike
22:57.57ImperiosRoyal names are usually translated into the appropriate language
22:58.00NeonPandaalso I love how despite Imp being the one that brings it up most frequently, I'm the one that gets three people jumping on me to remind me it never happened :P
22:58.18ImperiosHence "Nikolay II" becomes "Nicholas II"
22:58.21MonetImperios: You answered your own question
22:58.44ImperiosMonet: I mean the SporeWiki baguetteperor
22:58.56MonetFrench appears to have superseded English as the most prominent human language.
22:59.04Monetsurpassed*
22:59.50ImperiosFair point actually
23:00.01HachimanNeonPanda: So I've realised that in Pathfinder at least, nothing is stopping you from making a fast dwarf
23:00.10NeonPandaabsolutely nothing
23:00.16ImperiosBut like we are reading this in English
23:00.17HachimanI find that thought fucking hilarious
23:00.22ImperiosThe wiki is in English
23:00.30NeonPandaalthough a fast dwarf is still a moderately quick human
23:00.49HachimanDwarven DEX Fighter just sounds so amusing in my head
23:01.17OluapPlayerVERY FAST beard scuttling at incredibly hihg speed
23:01.22Hachimanhur
23:01.25MonetImperios: There are a number of foreign monarchs whose names don't get changed.
23:01.38MonetLike all the Louis
23:01.39ImperiosYeah but I think these are all non-European monarchs
23:01.56ImperiosIsn't Louis an acceptable name in English tho
23:01.56HachimanThat reminds me
23:02.04NeonPandawith the exception of monks because somehow spending too much time buried in the kama sutra suddenly gives you +60 to movement
23:02.12Imperiosor wait it would be...
23:02.17MonetIf pronounced more like "lewis" then yes. It is.
23:02.28HachimanCan speak from experience
23:02.29ImperiosHoly shit Hachiman is the Sun King
23:02.32HachimanOn both ends
23:02.44ImperiosHachiman is the State
23:02.49NeonPandasuddenly dwarf moving at the speed of holy shit
23:02.55Hachimanolol
23:03.03HachimanWhy is Confucius called that when he was Chinese
23:03.04NeonPandawell, I say suddenly, I mean level 18
23:03.09HachimanI mean, it sounds like a Roman name
23:03.28MonetHachiman: Because Eurocentric translators.
23:03.34HachimanAh
23:04.08ImperiosHachiman: Because his works were first brought to Europe by Jesuits, who, being a Catholic organisation, used Latin as their main language
23:04.13MonetWikipedia (so don't quote me) says one of his titles was "Kong Fuzi"
23:04.15ImperiosKung Fu Zi -> Confucius
23:04.17NeonPandahis fancy title was Kong Fuzi
23:04.29ImperiosAnd some of his disciples have Latin names too in English
23:04.32ImperiosMeng Zi -> Mencius
23:04.57ImperiosMo Zi -> Mizius
23:05.00ImperiosMicius even
23:05.02HachimanWonder what Sun Tzu's Eurocentric name would've been
23:05.03Monet"first coined by 16th-century Jesuit missionaries to China"
23:05.06NeonPandaI love asian titles, "Extremely Sage Departed Former Teacher"
23:05.09ImperiosWell not Eurocentric
23:05.11ImperiosJust Europeanised
23:05.20HachimanYou get what I mean hur
23:05.29ImperiosLike I bet the Chinese whack European names too
23:05.38ImperiosThough "Lewis" and "Louis" sounds of
23:05.41ImperiosSincius?
23:05.51ImperiosSuncius?
23:06.12Imperioshttps://la.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suncius I was right
23:06.32HachimanHuh
23:06.38NeonPandaImperios: not quite the same thing, but there was the Starrion automobile, a model down the line from the Colt
23:07.36NeonPandaand yes, as far as anyone can tell, it was meant to be Stallion but the Japanese company done fucked up
23:07.43Hachimanolol
23:07.47ImperiosAnd on China's side
23:07.49ImperiosWe have https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesus_Sutras
23:08.06HachimanOh God
23:08.50ImperiosA Chinese Christian text that refers to angels as "Buddhas" and saints as "arhats"
23:09.15ImperiosNot even talking about the fucking TAIBEI HEAVENLY KINGDOM
23:09.20MonetI always read Tidus as "Tie-dus." Cus, yknow, he lives on a city surrounded by water.
23:09.24ImperiosHow crazy was that if they ever survived in the modern age
23:09.32Imperios*if they managed to survive to
23:09.40Imperios*would it be
23:09.50HachimanThat honestly sounds fucking hilarious
23:09.53ImperiosHow crazy would it be if they managed to survive to the modern age
23:10.01DrodoEmpireTaiping you mean?
23:10.31DrodoEmpireBut- yeah, that'd be nuts >.<
23:11.00ImperiosOh wait yes
23:11.02DrodoEmpireI doubt it'd happen though- rebel states like that tend to be unstable and the Taiping became increasingly unstable as time went on
23:11.04ImperiosTaibei is the capital of Taiwan
23:11.11MonetSo I sort of wonder how hit-and-miss FF is with names
23:11.18ImperiosYes but
23:11.20ImperiosCHINESE
23:11.21ImperiosCOMMUNIST
23:11.22ImperiosCHRISTIAN
23:11.25ImperiosFEMINIST
23:11.25ImperiosISIS
23:11.33DrodoEmpirehu
23:11.34DrodoEmpire*hur
23:11.58MonetImperios: I think you're confusing Taping and Taipei.
23:12.05HachimanMonet: How'd you mean?
23:12.05ImperiosYes I know
23:12.08ImperiosMy bad
23:12.21DrodoEmpireYeah they were egalitarian fanatics who followed a spotty and syncretic brand of Christianity
23:12.24HachimanFF is generally fairly good with how they name things
23:12.44MonetHachiman: Well I gave my Tidus example. I wasn't aware until other people told me that it was supposed to be Teedas.
23:12.56HachimanOh right
23:13.22NeonPandawell, they're usually only loose correlations to start with, so they're about as good as can expect
23:13.22HachimanI thought you meant as in the constant use of mythological names
23:13.27MonetI went ten bloody years calling him Tie-dus lol
23:13.53NeonPandaMonet: well you would, cos that's how it'd be pronounced in english
23:14.40MonetHachiman: Well now that you mention it "Bahamut Zero" sounds like an odd pairing of words to me.
23:15.25Hachiman"Zero" is a 'cool word' really
23:15.41HachimanYou tag it onto something and makes it sound cooler; same with with 'Neo' and stuff like that
23:15.47OluapPlayerNeo Zero
23:15.49OluapPlayerbeat dat
23:15.53HachimanZero Neo
23:16.06OluapPlayerDoesn't sound as cool dat
23:16.25Hachimanwat if i put NEO in capital letters tho
23:16.29HachimanZero NEO
23:16.38NeonPandanow ur just soundin pretentious
23:17.05MonetWell with Bahamut itself I'll let thing slide as they turned this https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/3e/a5/57/3ea5579525669bcc1f367071ac3ec60b.jpg into this http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/finalfantasy/images/5/54/8b-bahamut.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20100206113946
23:17.29HachimanWell
23:17.34HachimanBahamut is actually a dragon in D&D
23:18.13OluapPlayerBahamut is a common dragon name in general afaik
23:18.28MonetThat's probably form how he's worshipped by dragons.
23:18.38OluapPlayerBahamut and Tiamat
23:18.45HachimanLike how the actual mythological Tiamat is a primordial water goddess who manifests as a woman, but in D&D, she's also a dragon
23:18.53OluapPlayerneed an evil dragon, just call it Tiamat
23:19.24HachimanBahamut and Tiamat are also from different religions and mythologies entirely iirc#
23:19.57HachimanThe only instance I can recall where Tiamat isn't an evil dragon is in Darksiders where she's a giant evil bat thing
23:20.04MonetBahamut, at least in the Forgotten Realms, is a member of the draconic pantheon.
23:20.07HachimanOr some wyvern that looks like a bat, whatever hur
23:20.28OluapPlayerBahamut is the god of good dragons in D&D
23:20.29HachimanMonet: I meant real life religion and mythology
23:20.59MonetHachiman: This conversation is moving fast I apologise
23:21.03HachimanAll good
23:21.18MonetIn real-world mythology, Bahamut's a fish.
23:21.32HachimanBahamut, patron of Chrome Dragons; Tiamat, patron of Firefox Dragons
23:22.12OluapPlayertook me a momen
23:22.12OluapPlayert
23:22.23MonetLol
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23:22.32Charles_BotImperios
23:22.33OluapPlayerThat means drakes are the Internet Explorer of dragonkind
23:22.39Charles_BotGreat questions
23:23.06NeonPandaso what does that make Wyverns then?
23:23.16MonetBahamut is a fish that holds the supporters of the world on its back. SO it's one big fucking fish.
23:23.22MonetNeonPanda: Safari
23:23.36NeonPandaranking wyverns above drakes, interesting
23:23.37HachimanMeanwhile fairy dragons are Opera
23:23.46OluapPlayerwyverns > drakes fite me
23:24.03Charles_BotAlexandre is a monarch in the Valérist tradition as opposed to the European heraldic tradition, which is why he has a symbol as opposed to a heraldic coat of arms
23:24.07NeonPandawyverns = dumb hick cousins
23:24.30MonetI mostly did it for the Mac-PC analogy.
23:24.37Charles_BotAs for his name, people actually encouraged me to stick with that name as opposed to making it Alexander when he became emperor
23:24.50Charles_BotAnd yes because French rules :P
23:25.08OluapPlayerhyow dare u
23:25.11OluapPlayerwyverns are bae
23:25.32NeonPandawyverns r the ones everyone else is embarrassed they're related to :P
23:25.48HachimanBut aren't drakes those dragons that don't have wings
23:25.54MonetThe poor darlings, dragging their wings across the ground.
23:26.23OluapPlayerI find a bit weird that wyverns and drakes are separate things though
23:26.28OluapPlayerMany drakes are wyvern-shaped
23:26.32MonetWyverns lack the grace to carry their wings gracefully.
23:26.56NeonPandaHachiman: in old-school yeah, drakes lost their wings while wyverns lost their arms and fire breath and intelligence/charisma
23:27.27DrodoEmpirehttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Thread:215639 ?????
23:28.09OluapPlayerWell I actually don't know how wyverns act in D&D, I like them from a myth perspective
23:28.14OluapPlayerMostly because I like their body shape
23:28.30HachimanOluap finds wyverns sexy confirmed
23:28.35Hachimanfukin degenerate
23:28.49OluapPlayerDrodoEmpire: Stare too long into the abyss and the abyss stares back at you
23:29.11DrodoEmpire^
23:29.46NeonPandaOluapPlayer: it's only a problem if the Abyss' boyfriend gets narky
23:30.04OluapPlayercheekyu
23:30.20OluapPlayerNow I got reminded of that time I sent a pair of frost drakes + a wyvern at you
23:30.25OluapPlayerAnd Hachi insta-roasted the drakes
23:30.44Hachimanka-BEWM
23:30.48MonetMy guess is they melted.
23:31.01HachimanThey were ice drakes so kinda
23:31.12HachimanOr frost even
23:32.04OluapPlayerSince that campaign fell flat I can say the Rusted Tyrant was supposed to be a Great White Wyrm in specific
23:32.18HachimanSo, more ice?
23:32.25OluapPlayerLots of ice
23:33.08HachimanWould only need more fireballs
23:33.13OluapPlayerA Great White Wyrm with some wind-themed spells since he was supposed to be an expy of http://monsterhunter.wikia.com/wiki/Kushala_Daora
23:33.17HachimanWhich I was working towards hur
23:35.38HachimanYou probably won't appreciate the fact that me and Panda planned to hang the Rusted Tyrant's head up on a wall somewhere or something like that after we killed it
23:35.50OluapPlayerYou'd need a pretty big wall
23:36.05OluapPlayerShame the fight never happened, I had some cool things in mind for it
23:38.19Monetbrb
23:38.20NeonPandawe may have also planned to magic the crap out of things to turn the Tyrant's mountain into the capital city of a brand new kingdom
23:38.46OluapPlayerThere was meant to be a giant castle in his moutain
23:38.53OluapPlayerInhabited by ice kobolds
23:38.57Hachiman>ice kobolds
23:39.01OluapPlayerIf you killed him they'd probably start serving you
23:39.17Hachimanaw yis
23:39.30HachimanKobolds are fucking great, I love them
23:39.40NeonPandaKobolds are pretty great
23:39.50NeonPandaespecially when it's time for midget-toss
23:39.54HachimanAye
23:39.59OluapPlayerdur
23:39.59HachimanShame that Koldenwelt kobolds are rat things
23:40.12NeonPandaMonet and his goddamn kobold tossing
23:40.15NeonPandaI still tell tales of that
23:40.15HachimanI remember that time that Monet threw a kobold into another kobold and they both exploded
23:40.17OluapPlayerIf you wanted to throw the ice kobolds off the castle then well
23:40.25OluapPlayerThey'd be in for a pretty long fall
23:40.36NeonPandaOluap: That's kinda the idea :P
23:40.42OluapPlayerThat thing Monet pulled was pure Dwarf Fortress
23:41.06HachimanDwarfiest dwarf that ever did dwarf
23:41.07NeonPandaoh that reminds me, speaking of Dwarf Fortress, dorf campaign delving into the depths of an overrun dorffort
23:41.18HachimanYou mean... Underdark campaign?
23:41.32OluapPlayerYou know that's a pretty feasible idea
23:41.32NeonPandanice and straightforward, simple objective, can basically organise the whole thing as dungeons upon dungeons
23:41.51OluapPlayerThat's actually a thing in the game
23:41.55OluapPlayerReclaiming ruined fortresses
23:42.01HachimanIsn't that Adventure Mode?
23:42.08OluapPlayerNope, Fortress
23:42.15OluapPlayerYou can choose to make a new fort, or reclaim a lost one
23:42.16HachimanAh
23:42.56OluapPlayerThe length would depend on how deep you want to go
23:43.01NeonPandadorf rogue incoming
23:43.02OluapPlayerI'd prefer if you went the deepest possible hur
23:43.10NeonPanda*winks*
23:43.16OluapPlayerlisten here
23:43.29OluapPlayerIf you go down the stairs you'll reach the circus
23:43.35OluapPlayerand meet all the nice clowns that live there
23:43.48HachimanNO
23:43.50NeonPandaI'm not sure if that's meant to be a euphemism for something, but I'm going to assume it is
23:43.51HachimanFUCK OFF
23:44.07OluapPlayerOf course it isn't, it's totally safe and you should totally do it
23:44.34HachimanAnywhere where clowns are is a place I'm not
23:44.49*** join/#sporewiki Monet (~Monet47@cpc90522-gill20-2-0-cust960.20-1.cable.virginm.net)
23:44.56OluapPlayerThe clowns are well hidden though
23:45.04OluapPlayerYou have to get past the cotton candy to reach them
23:45.10HachimanHi, we were just discussing that time you did a Dorf Fort and made two kobolds explode
23:45.12OluapPlayerBut when you do, it's a very interesting experience
23:45.32NeonPandaspecifically, making two kobolds explode by throwing one kobold at another kobold
23:45.34Hachimanhao bout u take ur clown shoes an go fuk urself with dem
23:45.57OluapPlayerI'm surprised neither of you know the clown euphemism
23:46.03OluapPlayerNow I'm not sure if I want to explain it
23:46.08MonetI turned one Kobold into a grenade and killed what was it four or fie?
23:46.09HachimanGo ahead hur
23:46.22Monetfive*
23:46.37OluapPlayerAt the risk of compromising the campaign
23:46.41OluapPlayerCottn candy = adamantine
23:46.44OluapPlayerClowns = demons
23:46.48OluapPlayerThe circus = Hell
23:46.56HachimanOh God
23:46.58HachimanDwarven DOOM
23:47.01HachimanI'm up for that
23:47.01NeonPandaah, well we were probably going there eventually
23:47.08NeonPandagotta be a balrog fight involved
23:47.29OluapPlayerNah you'll get stuff like giant blobs made of steam and giant hairy gila monsters who can spit web
23:47.29OluapPlayers
23:47.52NeonPandafloor 1: goblins, floor 2: undead, floor 3: the everlasting legions of kal'thrizxaaaaad the slightly disgruntled
23:47.54HachimanYeah demons in Dorf Fort are fucking weird
23:48.00Hachimanhur
23:48.08OluapPlayerDF demons are procedually generated
23:48.17HachimanYou know what would be worse for us to fight
23:48.19HachimanAngels
23:48.27OluapPlayerYou won't find angels in a fort
23:48.32OluapPlayerBe grateful for that
23:48.47MonetMy favourite forgotten beast has to be that pheasant that breathed fire.
23:49.03MonetIt burned the forest, the caverns of my initial burrow, dwarves, and itself.
23:49.09Hachimankek
23:49.12OluapPlayer>and itself
23:49.14OluapPlayerFucking lel
23:49.18NeonPandaexcellent
23:49.33OluapPlayerWe could do that
23:49.38OluapPlayerIn fact we very much should
23:49.39HachimanHoly shit that made me giggle
23:49.48Hachimanbut wat bout muh rp
23:50.00OluapPlayerur rp is shit lol
23:50.04NeonPandapeople can RP during shit, that's what we were doing before
23:50.05Hachimanwaaa
23:50.09MonetAs far as I could tell it basically burned off all its fat.
23:50.10OluapPlayerExactly
23:50.17NeonPandaalso dorf rogue, calling it now
23:50.22OluapPlayerThat's how fire works in DF
23:50.29OluapPlayerIt melts your fat, causing you to bleed to death
23:50.52HachimanCan I play a Duergar and flavour it as being one of those dwarves that get sick at the sight of sunlight
23:50.55MonetStill, awfully convenient that I got invaded by a pheasant that roasted itself.
23:51.08OluapPlayerHachiman: That happens to all dwarves
23:51.28OluapPlayerMonet: You want to be in this campaign? It's about dwarves exploring and reclaiming a destroyed fortress
23:51.30Hachimani wunt muh ironskin alternate racial trait and den dose nat armur feats
23:52.03NeonPandaI've actually been sitting on the idea of a dwarf rogue for a while so this will happen
23:52.22MonetOluapPLayer: Could do
23:52.28OluapPlayerCoolio
23:52.37HachimanI'll play an elf
23:52.43NeonPandawith big tits?
23:52.46HachimanYes
23:52.49OluapPlayerget off ma metaphorical table
23:52.54OluapPlayerREMOVE ELF
23:53.01Hachimannon u made ur table out of cut down wood
23:53.13Hachimany not grow it like the elf do
23:53.22NeonPandainb4 randemonium game
23:53.26OluapPlayercus dwarves must make the tree suffer before they use it
23:53.29OluapPlayerIt's in their blood
23:53.32OluapPlayerPraise Armok
23:53.39NeonPandawhich given the nature of dwarf fort is actually fitting
23:53.56OluapPlayerI'm just wondering at what level you guys should start
23:54.06NeonPanda1 or 3
23:54.06OluapPlayerBecause, the deeper you go, the more dangerous the enemies get
23:54.22HachimanPreferably 3 pls
23:54.33NeonPandapref 3 so unchained rogue can induce tears
23:54.36OluapPlayerLevel 3 party vs forgotten beast
23:54.37OluapPlayerrite
23:54.48HachimanWe're gonna run into a necromancer at some point I imagine
23:54.53HachimanOr a vampire or a werebeast or something
23:54.57HachimanOr ALL of those
23:54.58NeonPandabut seriously, sudden random tables everywhere (and by that I mean encounter tables, loot tables, e.t.c.)
23:55.00OluapPlayerIf you're willing to give me the idea then sure
23:55.18OluapPlayerI'm not sure how to make loot in this
23:55.19NeonPandaHachiman: all of them, simultaneously, in a y'know I'm not gonna go there
23:55.27OluapPlayerBeyond you stealing the enemy dead's stuff
23:55.29Hachimanthreesum
23:55.32HachimanI imagine part of the adventure should actually be GETTING to the fort
23:55.46NeonPandanah, adventure starts as we kick the door down
23:55.55NeonPandaOluapPlayer: random chests, loot piles, e.t.c.
23:56.13OluapPlayerhope you're ready to fight hordes of naked troglodytes
23:56.15OluapPlayerjust like in-game
23:56.23NeonPandasecret caches that would require a dashing (by dorf standards) rogue to discover and open
23:56.38NeonPandathere are non-naked troglodytes?
23:56.38OluapPlayerThat'd work
23:56.43OluapPlayerNope
23:56.50OluapPlayerBut there are non-naked humans
23:57.01NeonPanda*shudders*
23:57.14OluapPlayerAnd the occasional chinchilla man
23:57.37MonetTroggs. Most irritating Warcraft enemy. Worse than murlocs
23:57.44OluapPlayerBut alright then, make level 3 chars
23:58.16Hachimanimma make a dwarf summoner and giv myself a stand
23:58.27OluapPlayerfuk off with ur bara shit
23:58.27NeonPandau and ur jojo
23:58.32NeonPandau got no mojo
23:58.33NeonPandajoj
23:58.35NeonPandajojo*
23:58.39NeonPandadammit I ruined it
23:58.50Hachiman[M E N A C I N G intensifies]
23:59.06OluapPlayerOnly menacing you'll get is being ambushed by giant cave spiders

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