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00:01.22CyrannianNight folks
00:04.46DrodoEmpiretest
00:15.05Quark8Hm. I'm not sure what I should have the emblem for the Adinndra be. I'm thinking of having the shield of the Empire (a plain black emblem with a white eagle perched on a purpure rose adorned with a grey helmet) placed on a pedestal and flanked by a grey wolf (on the dexter) and a pupure lion (on the sinister), with laurel leaves underneath the pedestal, all surrounded by a fiery, rayonné tressure. Since I plan a part of Adinndra
00:15.07Quark8Inca, I may throw some version of the banner of the Inca Empire in it.
00:17.22DrodoEmpireHuh
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11:52.25HachimanHi
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13:25.32NeonPandahi all
13:25.47NeonPandaHachiman: Roses are red, chocolate is brown, my name is Reinhardt, HAMMER DOWN
13:26.04HachimanFucking fantastic
13:27.30NeonPandaI've heard way too many of those
13:27.41NeonPandaRoses are red, you make me go wow, RYU GA WAGA TEKI WO KURAU
13:28.15HachimanHoly shit
13:28.25HachimanI still need to try Hanzo
13:28.26NeonPandain other news, I've been playing way too much reinhardt and my paladin sense is tingling
13:28.36NeonPandaas long as you don't spamzo I'm ok with this
13:29.01HachimanBeen testing out Torbjorn recently and now I wish there was a way I could build constructs on the fly in Pathfinder
13:29.57NeonPandatorbjorn's turrets are literally just folded up like Ikea furniture, so just make some kind of magic device that detects things and shoots magic missiles at them
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13:38.36Technobliteratordumbo
13:41.14OluapPlayerlosa
13:42.32TechnobliteratorI'm going to afk for a bit, but if you want to work on 2nd Borealis War rewrite today, I can do
13:43.35OluapPlayerWe need Xho for that
13:43.43Technobliteratoroh
13:43.51TechnobliteratorWell, if he's back by the time I am, it could work out
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14:08.36Wormy_hi
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15:06.31Charles_BotWormy_ ImpyDroid Tek0516 DrodoAway Currently reading about Nazi ideology and its (supposed) influence on German foreign policy. Every time I see the word "anti-communist," I can't help it
15:06.48Charles_Bot"DEATH IS A PREFERABLE ALTERNATIVE TO COMMUNISM"
15:07.06Tek0516O.o
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15:15.30Tek0516http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/fashion_police_and_grammar_police.png
15:16.51Charles_BotOlol
15:17.01Tek0516This one lecture has been great for reading books. :P (And honestly I haven't missed much doing so. >.>)
15:19.09Wormy_Charles_Bot:  BETTER DEAD THAN RED
15:25.07Wormy_Charles_Bot:  Hypothetically, if a presidential candidate died or became too sick, what would happen?  Would the election campaign have to start over with a new candidate, or would one of the lesser nominees step up to replace them (pardon my poor use of terminology)
15:25.11Charles_BotTek0516: In the event of a an arms race between the Neutrality Zone powers and Rambo Nation, Drodo and I have figured out how to combine the NZ's encircled strategic situation with fleet in being doctrine to force Rambo Nation to spend 10x as much as we do in order to ensure their security/keep up
15:25.26Tek0516O.o
15:26.10Wormy_Of course, I'm not convinced by those who say Clinton is too sick or anything.
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15:28.05Charles_BotWormy_: Pneumonia is not life-threatening, but there's actually no precedent for this as far as I know. The GOP and Democrats have different rules regarding what happens if a candidate is no longer eligible to run. IIRC, the party establishment of the GOP is empowered to come together in an emergency meeting to decide on a candidate
15:28.06ImpyDroidCharles_Bot: REICHSBOT PRIME IS ONLINE. MISSION: THE DESTRUCTION OF ANY AND ALL JEWISH COMMUNISTS.
15:28.18Charles_BotOlol
15:28.21ImpyDroidPlz God let Hillary die
15:28.38Charles_BotWtf no
15:28.48ImpyDroidAmerica will suffer either way, at least let it not take anyone else with them
15:29.07Wormy_Charles:  Okay, thanks
15:29.19Charles_BotI don't know what the procedure is for the Democrats
15:29.46Wormy_I wonder if there has been anything like this in the past
15:30.07Charles_BotLike what?
15:30.23Wormy_If candidates close to election cannot run
15:30.28ImpyDroidWormy_: There were cases of presidents falling seriously ill
15:30.35Tek0516Well there was one guy who died two months into his term I think.
15:30.46ImpyDroidIn these cases their close people helped them govern, including their spouses
15:31.06Charles_BotWoodrow Wilson ^
15:31.08Wormy_I suppose that makes sense
15:31.38Charles_Botthough there was one president who didn't wear a coat at inauguration, caught pneumonia, died soon after
15:32.07Tek0516https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Henry_Harrison 32 days
15:32.09Charles_BotSo yes, it's happened before; in those cases the VP steps in
15:35.01Tek0516Charles_Bot: "He took the oath of office on March 4, 1841, a cold and wet day.[66] He wore neither an overcoat nor hat, rode on horseback to the ceremony rather than in the closed carriage that had been offered him, and delivered the longestinaugural address in American history" Well that would explain why. O.o
15:35.42Wormy_"The cold worsened, rapidly turning to pneumonia and pleurisy.[80] He sought to rest in the White House, but could not find a quiet room because of the steady crowd of office seekers. His extremely busy social schedule made any rest time scarce."
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15:35.45ImpyDroidThat is why bad immune system socks
15:35.57Charles_BotThis is in Washington in December
15:36.06Charles_BotWhich is like
15:36.09Wormy_In a way his busy schedule pasrtly killed him
15:36.11Charles_BotBelow freezing
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15:37.01ImpyDroid>below freezing
15:37.07ImpyDroidYou mean below zero
15:37.25ImpyDroidMETRIC METRIC UBER ALLES
15:37.31ImpyDroidUBER ALLES IN DER WELT
15:37.33ImpyDroidHi OP
15:41.34Charles_BotTek0516: so effectively the trick is to outspend them in that 10:1 ratio :P
15:42.13Tek0516MOAR POWER
15:42.31Charles_BotIf we can even keep up 1:1, keeping the NZ encircled isn't going to be militarily feasible
15:42.41Charles_BotFor RN
15:51.26Wormy_"What I'm afraid of is being old and demented and telling people about my video game exploits as if I lived them."  http://imgur.com/gallery/oOBXF
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15:54.51TreebeardHello
15:56.43Charles_BotHey
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16:22.20ImpyDroidCharles_Bot OluapPlayer: BTW seen Tansimael's page?
16:22.32ImpyDroidud
16:22.38Charles_BotLink?
16:22.49OluapPlayeryes
16:23.03ImpyDroidhttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Captain:Phaunar_Tansimael?useskin=oasis
16:37.52Charles_BotVery very nice
16:38.10Charles_BotFrance - *veto* Trololololol
16:41.44ImpyDroidPhaunar - CAN'T VETO THE LEAGUE     FUCK YOU
16:42.18Charles_BotFrance - orly
16:43.21ImpyDroidI imagine one of the purposes of the League was to have a way to act outside of PAE
16:43.43Charles_BotRight, right, of course, I realize that
16:46.58Charles_BotImpyDroid It seems like Phaunar misunderstands France's approach to international balancing and organizations, though that might be on purpose; I.e. Rhetoric for the benefit of his audience
16:48.48Charles_BotFrance explicitly, as a foundational pillar of its foreign policy and a critical way of legitimizing its place in the system holds that the most sacred institution in the Gigaquadrant is not democratic freedom, but sovereignty
16:49.18Charles_BotIn other words, that which protects states from external tampering
16:51.50Charles_Bot*pokes ImpyDroid *
16:54.11Charles_Bot*pokes Imperios*
16:54.52Imperios>Rhetoric for the benefit of his audience
16:54.55ImperiosIt's probably that
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16:58.03Technobliteratorhihi xho
16:58.07Xhomeow
16:58.49XhoOluapPlayer: "SOMEONE WOKE UP ON DA WRONG SIDE OF DA BED TODAY HUH???"               Kitmnataza - there is no right side            only misery
16:59.04OluapPlayerspu
16:59.11Xhoand yes hi
17:01.32TreebeardHello
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17:02.35MonetBonjour.
17:02.57ImperiosGuten tag
17:03.03ImperiosActually
17:03.08ImperiosMonet: Shouldn't it be bonsoir?
17:03.30MonetProbably.
17:04.21Imperiospunches Monet with his Francisque de la grammaire
17:11.42MonetOw
17:11.44Hachimanhonhonhon baguette eiffel tower frogs legs
17:11.54MonetNot the heaviest thing I've been hit with.
17:14.39ImperiosI am not sure how heavy is the francisque
17:14.45ImperiosAll I know is that it is an axe
17:14.55ImperiosDrodo might provide some insight on that once he comes back
17:15.29MonetHachimen: Tour Eiffel get ur French straight.
17:16.34ImperiosActually wait
17:16.58Charles_BotImperios very heavy; it's pretty much made to cleave through entire formations of infantry when thrown
17:17.39MonetOkay then it is arguably the heaviest thing I've been hit with.
17:32.38ImperiosCharles_Bot: Thing is with Phaunar, he generally does not trust announced ideals
17:33.18ImperiosHis overall position is that most states seek to extend their influence as far as they can reach, and he sees France's peacekeeping actions as an extension of that
17:33.47ImperiosAlso, he does not believe it can maintain its domains well enough
17:37.21ImperiosHachiman: "nasty-sjw-hate: Pearl is Straight  So stop making everything about you :)"
17:37.34ImperiosPlease clarify
17:37.44ImperiosHow clear is the lesbian subtext in Pearl's story?
17:38.00ImperiosFrom what I know it is quite clear
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17:55.10Luxorevening
17:55.29MonetEvening
17:57.10HachimanImperios: Very
17:57.35LuxorIs there a word in english to define how many people can fit in sth?
17:57.53HachimanAs shown by the fact she starts crushing on another girl who reminds her of the main character's mum in a recent episode and gets her phone number
17:58.27HachimanAnd is also envious of the mother's husband because she feels he stole her away from her
18:01.30OluapPlayerHachiman: get on the pad
18:01.39HachimanI am on the pad u
18:02.25OluapPlayerSeems I disconnected then
18:02.28OluapPlayershoulda warned
18:05.53MonetLuxor: sth?
18:13.10ImperiosHachiman: So this guy makes sense... how?
18:13.26HachimanHe doesn't
18:26.35ImperiosMonet: Remember the Christian scares over Harry Potter?
18:26.59Wormy_lol
18:27.00MonetYes
18:27.08ImperiosOne Russian Christian charity fund actually made A FUCKING FEATURE-LENGTH ANIMATED PICTURE around them
18:27.26Wormy_https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSwZJ55g80Q
18:28.58MonetImperios: Wow
18:29.32ImperiosGranted it was part of a big corruption scam
18:30.33ImperiosMonet: I am watching the cartoon right now: as part of the prologue, a wizard appears in front of the class and does some spells
18:30.39Imperiosschool class that is
18:31.07ImperiosOne of the schoolgirls responds, quoting, "THESE SPELLS ARE FALSE, ONLY GOD IS CAPABLE OF TRUE MIRACLES"
18:32.03Monet"How exactly did you get into wizard school?"
18:34.39Imperios"You would make a good witch- I mean, wizard"
18:36.41ImperiosOne of the good God-fearing Russians in the feature is blonde, blue-eyed and haughty-looking
18:36.48ImperiosNot sure if it's supposed to be a nod to Malfoy
18:37.13MonetIf it was they don't know the film
18:38.15Imperios"The evil school of witches and warlocks takes orphans from all over the world and recruits them into occult arts"
18:38.21MonetMalfoy is the wizarding world's equivalent of a blue blood
18:38.51Imperios"We must save the poor Russian orphans; Russians never abandon their own"
18:39.44Imperios"THIS IS NOT WIZARDRY, THIS IS WITCHCRAFT"
18:41.13MonetAre these the right-wing Russian nationalists?
18:42.23ImperiosIt seems so
18:42.28MonetWhat I find hilarious about this parody is Harry Potter is a story of puberty with an additional discussion on minorities.
18:44.45ImperiosSo the good God-fearing Russians land in Kosovo, supposedly to hunt down some witch, and the first thing we hear is "THIS IS SERBIAN LAND"
18:45.41MonetIf I recall my Harry Potter, there are wizarding equivalents of various countries.
18:45.49MonetSecret countries in countries.
18:46.34ImperiosThere was even a Russian school somewhere in the expanded universe
18:46.43ImperiosWhat I remember is that they apparently use uprooted trees for quidditch
18:47.26Monethttp://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/harrypotter/images/f/f9/Wizarding_Schools_Map_LR.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20160130015230
18:48.17ImperiosI want to see that Uagadou
18:48.24ImperiosDE SPIRITS BE RESTLESS
18:49.29HachimanMahoutokoro would be interesting
18:49.32ImperiosMonet: https://youtu.be/M0HEwEhpaZQ?t=1490 BRILLIANT RUSSIAN ANIMATION
18:50.05Imperios(We actually make relatively good cartoons, our CGI is in general better than that)
18:50.45MonetWait who do these soldiers work for?
18:51.22MonetHachiman: The school of storms
18:52.06ImperiosMonet: Either NATO or Albanians, not sure
18:52.12Imperiosthat's supposed to be Kosovo
18:53.03MonetNever mind there's a lot of effort for wizards to -hide- from people like this.
18:53.05ImperiosOhgod how I love how they praise both the faith in God and lament the fall of the Soviet Union
18:53.26Imperios"When the Union republics' faith wavered, that is when the devil found its way into our Motherland"
18:54.17ImperiosMonet: Are senior common rooms supposed to be for the tutors or the students?
18:54.19ImperiosIn the UK?
18:54.38MonetStudents.
18:55.13MonetStudents who do A-level studies get to rest in the common room between lessons.
18:57.02MonetIt was a perk for level three students, it also meant we didn't have to stand around school grounds with the younger students.
18:57.22ImperiosNow I kind of wish we had these hur
18:58.02MonetHogwarts-style junior student common rooms I think only appear in private schools.
18:58.33MonetActually Hogwarts' houses look more like dormitories.
18:59.46Imperios"He fought for truth, not for glory, and the death of a martyr was his reward. The truth is faith, God, and Jesus Christ"
18:59.49MonetYou have a central common room and each student gets a room or a set of bunks.
18:59.55ImperiosAlright this begins to sound like ISIS propaganda
19:01.41MonetIt does yeah...
19:02.58Imperios"The demon worshippers had a chosen one, marked with the seal of the Devil"
19:03.57Monet"kill lightning-bolt-head!"
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19:04.34LuxorHey, it's me again, this time with question:
19:04.52LuxorIs there any way to fix percentage of space taken by column in table?
19:05.09LuxorBecause I have this issue: http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Numen_Aerospace
19:05.14Luxorand it looks awful.
19:05.48MonetHow'd you manage that?
19:06.08ImperiosMonet: So one of the God-fearing Russians is tempted by a dream of taking a demonic sword that devours his soul
19:06.37MonetWat
19:06.48MonetWe went from Potter to Warcraft.
19:07.34Luxor...quick response would be helpful...
19:07.56ImperiosLuxor: Remember the old Christian Potter scare?
19:08.00Luxoruh oh.
19:08.01ImperiosHarry Potter that is
19:08.21LuxorYes, though I'm far more interested in fixing my problem.
19:08.21ImperiosSome Russian fund MADE A FUCKING FEATURE LENGTH MOVIE ABOUT HOW EVIL HARRY POTTER IS
19:08.27ImperiosFUCKING CARTOON
19:08.48LuxorOh.
19:10.02Luxorhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J---aiyznGQ&list=LL5gvzcAPE9o5Gb0ZEPZJQtA&index=8
19:10.45LuxorThat's the exact amount of how much I care about that.
19:10.48ImperiosOne of the evil witches is called "McNagini"
19:11.14Imperios"Is that a RUSSIAN? What does a RUSSIAN want from us?!"
19:11.38Luxoray cyka
19:14.32Imperios"He taught alchemy and the theory of greed and cruelty"
19:14.45Imperios"All magic begins with love of money"
19:15.07ImperiosIt isn't just a Christian Harry Potter scare
19:15.14ImperiosIt is a Christian COMMUNIST Harry Potter scare
19:15.32Luxorhttp://files.explosm.net/comics/Kris/bootscomic-fixed.png?t=393E50
19:15.52MonetOr a Christian anti-Semite Harry Potter scare.
19:16.36ImperiosOhgod
19:16.41ImperiosThe students are all Jewish or East Asian
19:16.53Luxorp l e a s e can you help me with that?
19:16.55Imperios...Well in the latter case, it kind of makes sense
19:18.00Imperios"Is that the SATANIC BIBLE"
19:18.25MonetLuxor: Where did you get that table?
19:18.32Luxoreh?
19:18.48LuxorI quite-of copied it from URN page.
19:19.11LuxorI've been trying to customize it, and so far that's the only problem
19:19.42ImperiosMonet: https://youtu.be/M0HEwEhpaZQ?t=3245 That character design
19:20.27Luxorhttps://65.media.tumblr.com/avatar_8827d63130fe_128.png
19:21.20MonetOne possibility is you lack headlines
19:21.37LuxorThe problem is that headlines are obsolete
19:21.53Imperios"TO BECOME A WIZARD YOU MUST FORSAKE GOD, MOTHERLAND, FRIENDS AND FAMILY"
19:21.58Imperios>MOTHERLAND
19:22.00ImperiosFUCKING MOTHERLAND
19:22.26Imperios(BTW sorry guys if I am just ranting incoherently, hope I am not making too much of a fuss hur)
19:23.20Imperios"They all stopped being Russians, and became Russian speakers"
19:25.34LuxorEh, got to go. If possible note me on some possibilities for that issue.
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19:27.44ImperiosMonet: "The broom-flying teacher explained that one can only fly by lightening one's soul, by destroying all conscience, love and remorse within it"
19:28.14dino82_hi
19:28.29Imperios"In order to fly, one has to forsake the Motherland on which one walks, for the skies to accept you"
19:28.46OluapPlayerHi dino
19:28.48ImperiosI fucking love how creative they are with demonising Harry Potter
19:28.54ImperiosHi dino
19:30.14ImperiosAlso half of the evil warlocks either have English or Jewish accents
19:32.52dino82_Hi!
19:33.03dino82_Anything gong on at the wiki?
19:33.54Imperiosdino82_: http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Captain:Phaunar_Tansimael Made a new Divinarium prime minister
19:34.16dino82_I saw! He is neat! I refered to him in the relations section of Rambert Ramveral
19:34.26dino82_He seems like a wise and capable Radeon who knows how things run :D
19:34.34dino82_awesomeoutfit he has!
19:35.48dino82_http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Captain:Viabel_Shantis this one looks cool!
19:37.16ImperiosYeah I wondered if Phaunar and Rambert could work together
19:48.17dino82_Yeah definetly they could :D
19:51.34Wormy_This is a genuine beginner's guide to low and high magic, I highly recommend it https://www.amazon.com/Experimental-Magic-J-H-Brennan/dp/0877281645
19:53.28XhoHm
19:53.33XhoMight give it a read
19:54.24Wormy_The same author made a book on Tibetan meditation and lucid dreaming
19:56.40ImperiosSpeaking of lucid dreaming, I had a terrible sensation the last few days
19:56.55ImperiosBasically I feel like I wake up and I can't move at all
19:57.45ImperiosAfter having read up on that sensation, I found out that this was the original inspiration for the myths about incubi and succubi
19:58.11Imperios"You can't move BECAUSE A DEMON IS FUCKING YOU"
19:59.41Wormy_Sleep paralysis?  I get that a lot, but used to have it more frequently.
20:00.05Wormy_Don't fight it, let it take you to other spaces.
20:04.07MonetDoes sound like hypogogia
20:04.21Wormy_Personally, it was frightening at first, but it happened so much I decided to relax into it instead
20:04.31MonetStudies have shown the body paralyses itself when it sleeps
20:04.50Wormy_Its not always accompanied with hypnagogia
20:04.58Wormy_Mine is
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20:07.55Wormy_I keep waking up and finding I am surrounded by ghostly objects
20:08.44OluapPlayertime to stop taking those drug
20:08.45OluapPlayers
20:09.08Xhonah mu
20:09.10Wormy_sips the last of his tea
20:09.11Xhom7
20:09.13XhoI can't type shit
20:10.59Wormy_My favourite visions are the ones where a golden beam of energy goes into my brain while I hear the sound of sizzling bacon, as numerous 1's and 0's are flashing by my eyes.  And thern I see the glyphs of an alien language burned into my retina
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20:13.54Wormy_One day it happened, I got up and found out that a large flare from the sun had reached the Earth, which is synchronous because I had dreamed that the sun was giving off explosions in the sky.
20:27.17XhoOluapPlayer: https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14370096_1305747136115827_8799270937141155832_n.jpg?oh=66d72e73676a691b1ffb7e6269a4b3dc&oe=586970B1
20:27.42OluapPlayerMaybe not easy, but yes
20:29.57Wormy_My experience with Bethesda games is that they get easy very quickly
20:31.01XhoDark Souls
20:31.02XhoBethesda
20:31.07XhoStart again pls
20:32.39Wormy_I know it ain't a Bethesda game, but it trigger my frustration.
20:33.19Wormy_I remember getting half-way through Skyrim and being to obliterate everything
20:33.32dino82_bye bye!
20:33.39Wormy_Now I'm starting to think about turning up the difficulty in Fallout 4
20:33.39XhoYeah Bethesda games do that actually
20:33.50XhoOblivion was a dick a max difficulty
20:34.22Xhoat
20:37.35Wormy_At least in Fallout games, something or a chsin of events will always go "Surprise, mofo!"
20:37.40Wormy_chain
20:38.30XhoFallout's a little harder than TES granted
20:38.57Wormy_Indeed
20:39.57Wormy_I do remember fighting this Draugh character in Skyrim which took every potion I had, as the hardest boss fight of any Bethesda game
20:40.09Wormy_I experienced
20:42.19OluapPlayerI just came across this species of jellyfish
20:42.28OluapPlayerhttp://cdn.tvm.com.mt/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/Stygiomedusa-gigantea.jpg fucker looks like the Grim Reaper or something
20:43.27XhoLooks like the Grim Reaper holding a mushroom
20:43.49OluapPlayer>With only 115 sightings in the last 110 years it is a jellyfish that is rarely seen, but believed to be widespread throughout the world. It is thought to be one of the largest invertebrate predators in the deep sea ecosystem.
20:44.12OluapPlayerOf course it's a deep sea thing
20:44.15OluapPlayer#nuketheocean
20:44.21Wormy_that mushroom looks magical
20:45.04Xho#oceantenuk
20:45.10XhoWow I really cannot type today
20:45.37OluapPlayerhttp://i.4cdn.org/v/1474313380204.png looks pretty big too
20:46.28XhoSo what's the contingency plan when we find R'leyh
20:46.30Xhofuck
20:46.33XhoR'lyeh
20:46.36XhoI'm losing it here
20:46.39ImperiosXho: Go mad
20:46.54XhoLooks like I'm already there
20:47.04ImperiosTHat's like saying bugs can formulate a plan against humans
20:47.08ImperiosOr bees
20:47.12OluapPlayerBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
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20:47.37ImperiosHell if we extend the whole "we are insects to them" metaphor to Lovecraftian monsters it could prove to be interesting
20:47.47ImperiosHumans act as metaphorical bees against the Great Old Ones
20:47.56Xho"Cthulhu vs Godzilla"
20:47.59OluapPlayerHumans don't have butt daggers
20:48.06Xhothey can't drop the fucking kaiju can they
20:48.09HachimanNot yet
20:48.26ImperiosOluapPlayer: Nukes are around that level for the Great Old Ones I suppose
20:48.42Wormy_I used to believe in such metaphors.  But have this anyway http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/the_search.png
20:48.49OluapPlayerNuke Cthulhu -> he scratches his head in discomfort
20:49.19OluapPlayerActually no, he'd probably feel it since one of Lovecraft's stories had someone ram his head with a boat and that worked
20:49.28Xho"blub? B̷̹̟͢ͅL̢̳͕̭̫̟̕͞U̢͍͍̬͞B̪͓̩̜̰͓̲́̕ͅ"
20:50.00Wormy_test
20:50.07OluapPlayeru failed
20:51.10XhoHow big is Cthulhu meant to be
20:51.17XhoI should really read Lovecraft
20:51.20OluapPlayerafaik, as big as he wants
20:51.21XhoIt's my kind of stuff
20:51.23HachimanYeah
20:51.50HachimanSeveral dozen times bigger than Godzilla at default I imagine
20:52.54Xho"daikaiju this motherfucker"
20:53.01OluapPlayerHachiman: chek the grim reaper jellyfish I linked above
20:53.11HachimanI did; that's fucking horrifying
20:53.36OluapPlayerTHE BAG IS WET BUT YOU'RE GETTING IN REGARDLESS
20:53.57Xho"He is usually depicted as being over hundreds of meters tall"
20:54.19XhoSo yeah bigger than Godzilla
20:54.36Xho2014 Godzilla is a little over 100m
20:54.53ImperiosOluapPlayer: That's what I am talking about
20:54.59ImperiosSo in that case humans were like bees to him
20:55.20OluapPlayerGranted I don't know the context of the whole boat ram thing
20:55.27OluapPlayerOnly Lovecraft story I ever read was Shadow over Merka
20:55.28OluapPlayern
20:55.35Wormy_Is he an abstract being with a physical appendage, or is he fully physical?
20:55.55OluapPlayerGood question
20:56.04Wormy_Latter I find it hard to believe a nuke wouldn't kill him
20:56.32XhoShadow over Merkan
20:56.50OluapPlayerHe might be abstract or at least a level beyond the human understanding since you got stuff like Azathoth who is said to exist outside of the universe
20:56.57OluapPlayerAnd created time and space by accident
20:56.59HachimanAs far as I'm aware, it's never specified which he is, but I'm fairly convinced most Great Old Ones are fully physical
20:57.15HachimanThere are creatures that exist in multiple dimensions simultaneously though
20:57.48XhoFrom what I know I like Nyarlathotep
20:58.01OluapPlayercourse u like the most malevolent one
20:58.09HachimanNyarlathotep is outright evil so
20:58.12Wormy_This nuclear explosion looks like Cthulhu me thinks https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d2/Uk-grable2.jpg
20:58.50OluapPlayerHachiman: is the Star Spawn of Cthulhu a Lovecraft creation or were they made by other people?
20:58.54XhoI read somewhere that if Azathoth was to wake up the universe would end
20:59.04HachimanAs far as I know, the Star Spawn are Lovecraft's work
20:59.08HachimanI could be wrong though
20:59.26HachimanI think they were mentioned in Mountains of Madness
20:59.30OluapPlayerI like the idea of the Star Spawn. They're like mini-Cthulhus except they're still horrendously dangerous
20:59.40HachimanAs being opponents that the Elder Things fought
21:00.13Wormy_Some of the Great Old Ones seem abstract to me, isn't one supposed to represent the void?
21:00.22XhoHachiman: I take you listened to Nostrum
21:00.29HachimanNot yet
21:00.29Wormy_between dimensions
21:00.36Xhohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3vxIoCOvxQ fukn do it fgt
21:00.38OluapPlayerI do recall something called Cthullya or something like that which was meant to be Cthulhu's daughter and would give birth to him again should he ever die
21:00.45OluapPlayerBut that wasn't Lovecraft's work
21:00.49HachimanYeah I remember that, it's kinda eh
21:00.50Xhoech
21:01.02XhoOh well I can't knock extradimensional abominations
21:01.53OluapPlayerI get the impression you couldn't kill Cthulhu even with a nuke. Part of Lovecraft's thematic was how insignificant humanity is compared to things like him
21:02.01XhoHachiman: I'd say Nostrum is like Catch 33 and Obzen combined
21:02.22XhoWhich is good because Catch 33 was Meshuggah at their absolute peak
21:02.49HachimanOluapPlayer: Saying that, the humans did defeat the eldritch abominations in The Dunwich Horror
21:03.09OluapPlayerI only read a summary of that one, and isn't that a half-human hybrid?
21:03.11HachimanWith an incantation to send it to another dimension
21:03.21HachimanThere are two half-human hybrids, spawn of the Black Goat
21:03.31OluapPlayerYeah and one of them is the Horror
21:03.34HachimanThe actual Dunwich Horror is the massive one
21:03.40HachimanSaid to look more like its father
21:03.55HachimanAnd it's noted to have a massive human face on the front of it
21:04.07OluapPlayerAnd their father was Yog-Sothoth
21:04.16HachimanAh yeah, Yog-Sothoth
21:04.22HachimanSorry, dunno where I got Black Goat
21:04.27XhoShub-Niggurath isn't it
21:04.36OluapPlayerYog went all hentai on a girl and she gave birth to these two
21:04.42OluapPlayerOne of them became a huge invisible thing
21:04.45HachimanShub-Niggurath and the Black Goat are one in the same
21:04.58OluapPlayerBut it was a half-human hybrid regardless
21:05.07HachimanYeah
21:06.33OluapPlayerFunny you mention it since I actually read the summary of that story just a few hours ago
21:07.18XhoHachiman: yh dats wat i was gettin at
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21:07.32Quark8Hello.
21:09.33ImperiosOluapPlayer: As I said, I think we are like insects to these guys
21:09.45ImperiosWe can BEE them but that's about it
21:09.52ImperiosSpeaking of humans
21:10.08HachimanFunny because there are insects in Lovecraft's Mythos that are above humans
21:10.09ImperiosNot sure if I asked you before but I wonder if the symbol on the Empire of Man's flag works
21:10.10HachimanMi-Go
21:10.20ImperiosI mean it is basically a cross
21:10.28ImperiosAnd we have no Christianity on Koldenwelt
21:10.31OluapPlayerIt's your fiction, you decide if it works or not
21:10.35HachimanCould make it a sword instead
21:10.37Hachimancus Stormsword
21:10.41ImperiosWell technically it is Hachi's
21:10.43ImperiosSword
21:10.56ImperiosAnd swords are king of cross-shaped hur
21:11.00XhoCrucifixion is an execution method in Koldenwelt
21:11.04XhoShiarchon do it
21:11.17XhoSo there's the substance behind it
21:11.29HachimanYeah but Ahmalhrich wasn't crucified
21:11.37XhoJulianus - who said
21:11.58ImperiosThat'd only be relevant if there was some important human guy who was crucified
21:12.14ImperiosI had one stupid idea about the Empire's cross
21:12.19XhoJesus Stormsword
21:12.19Xhothere
21:12.23Xhobest fiction 2016
21:12.30HachimanI mean, Ahmalhrich is supposed to be humanity's Jesus
21:12.47ImperiosThat it is actually a shuriken that the Islanders gifted to the Empire, that was used to kill Archon Suraxmali
21:12.58ImperiosAnd it is some sort of relic
21:15.52Imperios"The Thousand-Folded Blade"
21:16.29HachimanI'd say make it relevant to Ermenrich or whatever the founder was called
21:17.38ImperiosHm in that case what kind of symbol I could use
21:17.46Imperioscould I use
21:17.47Imperioseven
21:18.00HachimanA shield, or some symbol of freedom
21:18.04OluapPlayerRegarding crosses, Zran Kar's symbol is a double ended cross
21:19.06Imperios>double ended cross
21:19.09Imperioshttp://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/f/f0/Symbol_of_Zran_Kar.png/revision/latest?cb=20141214135208 WAIT A SECOND
21:19.24ImperiosThat is actually similar to the symbol of the Russian Orthodox Church
21:19.33HachimanZran Kar is cyka confirmed
21:19.37OluapPlayerWelcome to December 2014
21:20.18ImperiosNo I remembered the symbol
21:20.19ImperiosI just
21:20.25ImperiosNever realised it looked like the Orthodox cross before
21:20.38Technobliteratorwaves
21:20.42Imperioshttps://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c3/OrthodoxCross%28black%2Ccontoured%29.svg
21:20.48OluapPlayeru not the sea to have waves
21:20.50TechnobliteratorAny chance of 2nd Borealis War today, or shall we start another day?
21:20.52Wormy_http://i.imgur.com/XCJCE1H.png
21:21.00OluapPlayerThis late? No
21:21.12ImperiosIt's that or the https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/00/Croix_de_Lorraine_3.svg French Lorraine cross
21:21.12OluapPlayerAlso like I've said several times already
21:21.29OluapPlayerWe're not doing anything until a plan is mad
21:21.30OluapPlayere
21:21.36Wormy_Hachiman, Xho: http://i.imgur.com/DZmXbUh.jpg
21:21.48TechnobliteratorThat's what I thought we were doing
21:21.50Technobliteratorjust planning it
21:22.04ImperiosHachiman: It'll work I guess but then when I make the appropriate coat of arms it will be a shield
21:22.06ImperiosOn a shield
21:23.36Imperios...Which is actually kind of common in heraldry so it could work
21:24.07ImperiosACTUALLY what if the image on the central shield on the flag changes with every Grand Monarch, who adds their own personal emblem on it
21:24.19HachimanHm makes sense
21:24.47ImperiosI've actually considered a small detail about Imperial heraldry
21:25.08ImperiosTheir personal arms would actually symbolise their names
21:25.11HachimanYou could have a personal emblem, and then an additional interchangeable emblem that represents the Monarch's nation
21:25.19ImperiosCould be yeah
21:25.22ImperiosSo for example
21:25.31ImperiosJavina is Javina Desertsun
21:25.36Imperiosso her family arms would be a sun
21:25.37ImperiosIn a desert
21:26.02HachimanYeah
21:26.18ImperiosIt's so simple it's ridiculous, I can make a shitton of arms like this
21:26.21Xhofokn
21:26.25ImperiosHell I'll make them for every human character
21:26.53HachimanJust saying, Stonesoul isn't actually Alfgund's surname; it's an adopted name he took when he joined the Inquisition
21:27.06OluapPlayerAlfgund Bob
21:27.19HachimanAlfgund Crisscross
21:28.18ImperiosEvery character except for Norrigan, because no silly surname
21:28.29HachimanYeah what is Norrigan's surname?
21:28.44Wormy_http://i.imgur.com/16gE9y5.jpg
21:28.45XhoIsiris
21:28.47Xhodere
21:28.50HachimanI know that Tibias' was Talonflame
21:28.54OluapPlayerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fq3abPnEEGE
21:29.08XhoNorrigan Deusvult Isirisguy
21:29.27OluapPlayerNorrigan has a surname, I've just not mentioned it yet
21:29.28HachimanIsirisguy
21:29.32HachimanFucking perfect
21:29.58OluapPlayerThat being said, I've thought about fictionverse Niaka not having surnames
21:30.28OluapPlayerXeron's full name is just Xeron
21:30.36HachimanHuh interesting
21:30.45OluapPlayerXerkea's full name is just Xerkea, etic
21:30.47OluapPlayeretc even
21:30.48TechnobliteratorI'd say Loron don't have surnames, but
21:30.54OluapPlayerThey do tho
21:30.56Technobliteratorthey kind of have a surname as the first part of their name
21:30.58HachimanNorrigan, fighting Cyberdenizens with shotguns and his bare fists
21:31.09OluapPlayerwot
21:31.10ImperiosTechnobliterator: They're just like Asians
21:31.13ImperiosOr Hungarians
21:31.16HachimanIsirisguy
21:31.20HachimanDoomguy
21:31.31OluapPlayerOh Cyberdemon
21:31.32OluapPlayerAlright
21:31.54OluapPlayerNorrigan as the protagonist of Brutal Doom
21:32.00OluapPlayerThat'd be more of a Longinus game
21:32.04Hachimanhur
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21:34.58Quark8Hello Tybunsen.
21:34.59ImperiosHi Tybu
21:35.17Monethttps://www.theguardian.com/film/2016/sep/19/downton-abbey-movie-maggie-smith *SpotOfTea intensifies*
21:35.45XhoLonginus - white hot metal as fuck
21:38.40ImperiosHachiman: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/ea/Coat_of_Arms_of_Henri_de_Valois_as_lifelong_king_of_Poland.svg I might go for something like this
21:39.04HachimanNice
21:39.10ImperiosSymbols of the country as a background, symbol of the king at the center
21:39.35ImperiosLike here the eagle and the rider are the symbols of Lithuania and Poland, while the lilies show that the whole thing is ran by a FUCKING FRENCHMAN
21:42.02MonetThe French monarchy wasn't killed, they secretly ruled Poland for a bit.
21:43.41ImperiosMonet: Poles ELECTED their kings
21:44.00MonetImperios: Twas a joke.
21:44.09XhoPolish jokes to Russians
21:44.11Xhogood idea m8
21:44.19ImperiosXho: Why not
21:44.21ImperiosWe hate them
21:44.30XhoOh so to the point where you mock them
21:44.32Monethttp://tumblr.insidific.com/image/150651112817 I found this picture of Zelda
21:44.52XhoMonet: OH I THOUGHT ZELDA WAS THE MAIN CHARACTER
21:44.56XhoMan I hate people like that
21:45.17ImperiosThey're the ancient enemy; think they own everything, call themselves democratic but were actually an oligarchy, and their state was literally called "the Republic" back in the day
21:45.24ImperiosThey were like Americans before there was an America
21:45.56Monet<PROTECTED>
21:46.01OluapPlayerThat is Zelda tho
21:46.28MonetXho's point still stands. But yeah this is a cool piece of art.
21:46.37OluapPlayerIt is yes
21:46.51MonetPeople who think you play Zelda should be slapped.
21:46.58OluapPlayerI've not played a Zelda game in years
21:47.07Hachimanhttps://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/s526x395/14368845_1145963432116675_3935442048123476256_n.png?oh=5e4501f8b379a11aaa9ad4b52919e5fc&oe=586AEC44
21:47.09ImperiosMonet: Oh yes that is another way we mock them
21:47.12XhoI've never actually played a Zelda game
21:47.21XhoI'm an awful game-person
21:47.28MonetImperios: Other than that, Poles are strong allies of Britain
21:47.28Imperios"We may be dirt poor and everybody hates us, but at least we don't clean toilets"
21:47.37OluapPlayerIt's a Nintendo series so I'd not expect anyone but me to have played
21:48.02OluapPlayerThat being said the only Zelda game I ever finished was The Minish Cap for the GBA
21:48.09OluapPlayerAll the others I never had the patience to finish
21:48.33MonetI had a GBA and a Wii. I only really played Pokemon on the GBA.
21:48.45OluapPlayerGBA had a lot of good games in it
21:48.49XhoI keep hearing Ocarina of Time is the greatest game of all time
21:48.55HachimanEh, it's
21:48.57HachimanAged
21:49.00HachimanA considerable amount
21:49.04OluapPlayerIt was, back when it came out
21:49.05ImperiosWhat is an ocarina even
21:49.08OluapPlayerNot so much today
21:49.12XhoMusical instrument
21:49.13ImperiosSounds like a fruit
21:49.13OluapPlayerA type of flute
21:49.18HachimanAnd people who say OoT is the best game ever made are bandwagoners
21:49.18XhoLooks like a liver though
21:49.30OluapPlayerhttp://ep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-46117395216933/12-hole-tenor-ocarina-with-zelda-songbook-and-protective-bag-2.gif
21:49.31XhoBest game of all time hm
21:49.33OluapPlayerThat's an ocarina
21:49.33HachimanAnd are so ignorant of its flaws and aged state that it hurts
21:49.58MonetWater Temple.
21:50.10OluapPlayerAnd ReDeads
21:50.12HachimanNot just that; the pointless wide open spaces
21:50.22OluapPlayerI actually stopped playing OoT back in the day because I was too scared of the ReDeads
21:50.26HachimanTo make you waste game time while getting from place to place
21:50.38MonetWater temple's a big chunk of all I know about Zelda.
21:50.56OluapPlayerThe overworld's size becomes trivial once you get Epona though
21:51.05TechnobliteratorI concur with GBA having good games
21:51.17OluapPlayerI concur *fucking dies*
21:51.23Hachimanolol
21:51.38MonetShe was sniped by Sony hitmen.
21:51.45XhoGTA V is one of the best games I've played
21:51.50OluapPlayerI played a lot of Majora's Mask but never finished it
21:51.53OluapPlayerFor the same reason as OoT
21:51.56OluapPlayerScary zombies
21:52.14MonetXho: "*RAM* I DON'T EEN LIKE THIS CAR"
21:52.17MonetEVEN*
21:52.21Xhoyup
21:52.47OluapPlayerI've not played V yet but I'm willing to say I like IV over its precessors
21:52.56OluapPlayerSave for the car handling which is kind of ass
21:53.03XhoI'll keep with my consensus with Soulcalibur II being my favourite game ever
21:53.11OluapPlayerI AM LEAVING HERE WITH RAMEN
21:53.22Xho#BOWLING
21:53.34Monet#REELBADMAN
21:53.34OluapPlayerBIG AMERICAN TITTIES
21:53.51OluapPlayerMAH YOUTH MAH YOUTH
21:53.58XhoTekken's a high calibre game series as well
21:54.05MonetI FEEL ANOTHER CHIN GROWING
21:54.15XhoDunno which Tekken is my favourite though
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21:54.23XhoProbably Tekken 5
21:54.27HachimanEither 3 or 5: DR for me
21:54.27OluapPlayerAlso I'll just say, Brucie is Hachi if he was a steroid junkie
21:54.34OluapPlayerGENETICALLY DIFFERENT
21:54.36TechnoIsBackstupid thing
21:54.42XhoTekken 4 was the first PS2 game I ever played, and explains a lot
21:54.49MonetI think what was hilarious was first time I used the TV in GTA IV it played Republican Space Rangers.
21:55.07Monet"I can watch cartoons in this game? AWESOME!"
21:55.24TechnoIsBackAre we discussing favourite games here?
21:55.32TechnoIsBackI mean, everyone knows mine by now :V
21:55.39OluapPlayerKinda. I'm mostly about games I like
21:55.47HachimanMetal Gear Survive?
21:55.51OluapPlayerRoman's free taxi service made me lazy though
21:56.00OluapPlayerNow I just take taxis all the time instead of driving
21:56.01TechnoIsBackaaaaaaaaaaaah
21:56.05TechnoIsBackNOPE.
21:56.11MonetTerminal NOPE
21:56.13XhoTekken 6 is good as well, not as good as 5
21:56.24XhoSoulcalibur was a sad death
21:56.33OluapPlayerTake free cab ride to mission, buy body armor from Little Jacob if I lost it during the mission, rinse and repeat
21:56.45HachimanSC7 sagged about as much as Taki's boobs
21:56.45XhoII and III were 10/10 games, IV was 7.5 and V was wtf
21:57.04Hachiman6, even
21:57.08Xhov
21:57.08MonetOluapPLayer: All the while his cabbie insults you.
21:57.21OluapPlayerI just skip past his dialog nowadays
21:57.26HachimanRight V
21:57.31OluapPlayerHe'll keep driving me about as much as I please
21:57.39HachimanI've lost track honestly
21:57.42XhoI'd like to see Soulcalibur VI as long as they stepped their senpais up
21:57.55TechnoIsBackI don't really play fighting games, but I quite enjoyed SC
21:58.01XhoSoulcalibur V was the No Man's Sky of fighting games
21:58.06OluapPlayerBy the factor of nostalgia alone, Super Mario World would be my favorite game of all time
21:58.16OluapPlayerBut as far as everything else is concerned, I'm not so sure
21:58.21OluapPlayerI like a lot of games
21:58.47XhoIt had shitloads of content but no content at the same time, character creation was probably one the best custom character modes ever designed
21:59.07HachimanSo, SCV was Spore
21:59.15XhoThe actual game mechanics were good but there was no story and all the new characters were detestable
21:59.24XhoOkay Spore still beats it
21:59.29MonetXho: http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/251462956278670730/D3B8275CFF6B4411A451177AC7ED58084010D501/ I've reached this point in Bioshock Remastered
21:59.39Xhooh here we go
21:59.51XhoBioShock I'd give a 9/10
22:00.03XhoBioShock II a 7.5
22:00.08OluapPlayerI think I'd rank Dragon's Dogma as my favorite RPG of all
22:00.16XhoNever played Infinity though, never interested me
22:00.21TechnoIsBackMy favourite is either FFVI or FFXII
22:00.24TechnoIsBackIt's a tie between them
22:00.39XhoI'd like to play Final Fantasy but I'm not sure whether the games are all continuations of one another or not
22:00.45MonetWe all know you love dat Kefka.
22:00.58OluapPlayerDragon's Dogma was the last time I stopped everything and played the same game for literally 100 hours
22:01.02MonetXho: They're all completely separate
22:01.03OluapPlayerOnly pausing to sleep and eat
22:01.14Xhorite
22:01.17TechnoIsBackThey're completely separate
22:01.25TechnoIsBackSo, FFX is not a sequel to FFX-2
22:01.28TechnoIsBackI mean
22:01.33TechnoIsBackFFX is not a sequel to FFIX
22:01.36XhoLongest play time of any game I have is most likely Spore
22:01.38TechnoIsBackBut FFX-2 is a sequel to FFX
22:01.44TechnoIsBackif that makes sense
22:01.57HachimanSpore's the game I've spent the most hours on according to Steam
22:02.00Xho261 hours on Steam but probably tenfold that on the disc version
22:02.01OluapPlayerIt's understandable enough
22:02.11TechnoIsBackI would recommend starting with FFIX or FFVI if you want to, or FFXV when it comes out may be a good starting point
22:02.12Hachiman4390 hours
22:02.13OluapPlayerThat's because you used to leave the game open for no reason
22:02.19Xhodum fuk
22:02.28OluapPlayerNever even created anything you goddamn cretin i hate u
22:02.37Xho4390 hours open             0 HOURS PLAYING IT LEL
22:02.42TechnoIsBackI have spent about 2K hours on Dota 2, and I regret almost all of them 8D
22:02.52OluapPlayerYet you still play
22:02.56XhoThe longest game I've done on Steam is Garry's Mod
22:03.07Xho1078 hours so far
22:03.14OluapPlayerMine is TF2 at 2223 hours
22:03.20MonetSander Cohen...I was completely unfazed exploring the surgery of Dr. Steinman. Arcadia was creepy but Fort Frolic? Sander Cohen was the creepiest freak of nature under the sea.
22:03.23Xhorip hat simulator 2016
22:03.37OluapPlayerMost of those are from 2009 to 2012
22:03.44TechnoIsBackI only play against bots
22:04.03TechnoIsBackOr when my friends at uni are playing it
22:04.04OluapPlayer538 hours of Spore GA, 463 hours of GMod, 269 hours of Dota 2
22:04.06XhoI've done 86 hours on Fallout 4, surprising because I didn't think there actually was 86 hours gameplay
22:04.18TechnoIsBackI got really sick and tired of playing against people
22:04.18OluapPlayerFor some reason I have 144 hours of Mass Effect 2
22:04.21TechnoIsBackthe community is just
22:04.22TechnoIsBackugh
22:04.24OluapPlayerI don't remember playing that game for that long
22:04.43XhoI have 40 hours on ME2
22:04.48Xhostep the fuck down scrub
22:05.15TechnoIsBackMy most played game non-Dota game is not recorded on Steam, it's probably FFX
22:05.17OluapPlayer147 hours of Dark Souls 2 + 46 hours of Dark Souls 2's updated re-release
22:05.21TechnoIsBackI must have spent about 500 hours total playing that
22:05.27TechnoIsBackoh, FFXIV
22:05.36TechnoIsBackMight be about 400 or so
22:06.44OluapPlayer63 hours of MGSV
22:06.49OluapPlayerThat game was definitely shorter than I hoped
22:07.02MonetMy top three most played Steam games (besides Spore) are Anno 2070 (385 hours) GTA V (338 hours) and KSP (264 hours)
22:07.09TechnoIsBackI must have at least 100 hours on MGSV
22:07.22OluapPlayerur incompetent lul
22:07.42TechnoIsBackI didn't get around to 100%ing it
22:07.53OluapPlayerMe neither
22:08.04TechnoIsBackI don't play multiplayer games other than FFXV, so I don't think I get many hours on that many games
22:08.10TechnoIsBackoh
22:08.13OluapPlayerI wasn't in the mood to do repeated "but harder" versions of missions
22:08.13XhoI did about 300 hours on Oblivion on the Xbox
22:08.17XhoSame with Fallout 3
22:08.20TechnoIsBackI have replayed Jak and Daxter so many times
22:08.22MonetI'm 99 hours on that - only a little way past the first end.
22:08.24TechnoIsBackthat I might have 500 hours on that
22:08.38TechnoIsBackIf you count the R&C series and how many times I've replayed them...
22:08.43TechnoIsBackI'd estimate 4000 hours
22:08.44TechnoIsBack:V
22:09.05OluapPlayerI've replayed the Donkey Kong Country games MANY times back when I had my SNES
22:09.17OluapPlayerDKC2 is probably one of my favorite platformers
22:09.20OluapPlayerThat game was good
22:09.55TechnoIsBackI replayed NSMB like 6 times
22:10.05TechnoIsBackBut playthroughs of that game are short
22:10.11OluapPlayerNSMB is meh tho
22:10.24TechnoIsBackNSMB2 was more meh imo
22:10.29TechnoIsBackIt was fun, but eh
22:10.38OluapPlayerWell yeah, they get more meh with each sequel
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22:11.05TechnoIsBackThey run out of ideas with each sequel
22:11.15OluapPlayerBut now Paper Mario became the new NSMB. A established series which gets ravaged harder with every sequel
22:11.31XhoI played Jak & Daxter once
22:11.37XhoI was so confused I ragequitted it
22:11.42TechnoIsBackWhich one?
22:11.45XhoDon't know
22:11.47TechnoIsBackI played all of them 9999 times
22:11.56TechnoIsBackYou may have been playing Jak II
22:11.59TechnoIsBackthat one is hard as nails
22:12.05XhoOr was it Ratchet and Clank
22:12.13XhoSEE THIS FUCKING NOMENCLATURE RIGHT HERE PISSES ME OFF
22:12.14OluapPlayerWe can tell considering you have a character literally named Daxter but with "x" replaced by "ks"
22:12.20TechnoIsBackOr it was that
22:12.26TechnoIsBackpfft
22:12.43TechnoIsBackAlso, Daxter's species? Ottsel
22:12.45TechnoIsBackyeah
22:13.07OluapPlayerhttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Creature%3AOttsel hoh
22:13.16TechnoIsBackI loved making that
22:13.23TechnoIsBackI never used it in fiction, but it was neat to make
22:13.44XhoIt was one of those two game series
22:13.46OluapPlayerI was expecting you to act embarrassed or something
22:13.49OluapPlayerwas outsmarted
22:13.53XhoEither way it was one of the few times I was genuinely irate at a game
22:14.19OluapPlayerXho plays Darkest Dungeon, has an aneurysm
22:14.26Xhofukn
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22:14.39XhoSoulcalibur II on Extremely Hard was good enough
22:14.52OluapPlayerDarkest Dungeon was one game which I actually quit because I couldn't cope to how hard it is
22:15.06XhoNo matter how good you were on Soulcalibur II a button mashing noob will kick your ass
22:15.14XhoSame goes for all Namco games
22:15.24TechnobliteratorI would be embarassed if I included fiction on it
22:15.30Monethttp://www.rockstargames.com/newswire/article/52663/coming-soon-to-gta-online-bikers-and-more
22:15.32TechnobliteratorMy fiction writing back then was so awful
22:15.53XhoI still wish they would release fully fledged DLC for GTAV
22:15.56OluapPlayerAnd now you're on Dota 2
22:15.58XhoIt would be huge
22:15.58Hachiman>implying it's any better now
22:16.03Hachimankek
22:16.13OluapPlayerIt's like a meth addict pretending she doesn't sniff meth anymore but actually does
22:16.23TechnobliteratorI'm playing against bots
22:16.25Technobliterator: |
22:16.32OluapPlayerUR ON DOTO THO
22:16.37TechnobliteratorBUT BOTS
22:16.42OluapPlayerfuk ur butts
22:16.46Xhobutt bots
22:17.05MonetXho: Money's totally in Online now.
22:17.12Xhoindeed
22:17.14OluapPlayerAll I can say to GTA V is San Fierro and Las Venturas when
22:17.19XhoI don't like Online though
22:17.38OluapPlayerSan Andreas isn't complete without SLOPES and CASINOS
22:17.38XhoI went on it a few times and that also was one of the few times I was genuinely irate at a game
22:18.08MonetOluapPlayer: Yeah I miss the casinos.
22:18.26XhoGTA V is good though
22:18.31XhoI dunno whether it's the best GTA or not
22:18.38OluapPlayerBut knowing Rockstar nowadays, if they added these it'd be just to have established characters killed
22:18.45OluapPlayerafaik a bunch of GTA IV chars die in V
22:18.45MonetThough I'm not sure what was going on with Las Venturas. Los Angeles and San Francisco are in California while Las Vegas is in Nevada.
22:19.16MonetOluapPLayer: Only Johnny K I think.
22:19.29HachimanSo, I haven't played much GTA before but
22:19.38XhoHe gets his head smashed to bits by Trevor
22:19.40XhoAlmost literally
22:19.41HachimanIs Gay Tony actually gay
22:19.45OluapPlayerI've heard a number of chars from The Lost and the Damned die to Trevor
22:19.47OluapPlayerYes
22:19.56XhoTrevor's funny though
22:19.59XhoIf not a little scary
22:20.24XhoHe's probably the most insane character to ever come out of GTA
22:20.32OluapPlayerThat's the point
22:20.37MonetTrever massacres the Lost MC.
22:20.46OluapPlayerHe's supposed to represent the player who plays the game for the sake of going around killing people
22:20.53XhoFull on destroys them
22:21.16OluapPlayerHe sounds a bit edgy to em tbh
22:21.21OluapPlayerme*
22:21.24XhoActually the first segment where Trevor's introduced is basically him taking out everyone
22:21.47XhoHe's not full on evil but he's definitely psychotic
22:22.28OluapPlayerIn a half-related note I heard Niko saying YELLOW CAR for real yesterday
22:22.33OluapPlayerAlso "MEEEEESTER MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN"
22:23.13MonetTrevor's brain has been melted by years of sniffing meth and petrol.
22:23.25MonetOr however you take meth.
22:23.32XhoThe fun thing about Trevor's missions often is that you can go absolutely apeshit without repercussion
22:23.49OluapPlayerGetting drunk in that game is fully because you just ragdoll like you have up on life
22:23.57OluapPlayerActually the ragdolls are some of my favorite parts of that game
22:24.13OluapPlayerPeople just ragdoll for the stupidest reasons, it cracks me up
22:24.22OluapPlayer*funny
22:24.28OluapPlayer*gave up
22:24.33OluapPlayerFucking hell
22:24.44MonetI think V added a ragdoll button so you could jump and fall over intentionally.
22:25.28XhoIt's like a combination but yeah
22:25.38XhoCan't remember what it is though
22:26.22OluapPlayerI intend to play GTA V once I'm done with IV but for now I'm cautious about it
22:26.23MonetOluapPlayer: What about TAAAKICAAAABB
22:26.32OluapPlayerThat too
22:26.38OluapPlayerTAAAAAAAAAAA XEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
22:27.19MonetThis is why people get shitfaced - some people are hilarious when drunk.
22:27.38MonetNot the only reason but a popular social reason.
22:28.09OluapPlayerLast time I got drunk was with Kate and she just started ranting over how shit her life is because every one of her brothers is a criminal
22:28.59MonetFunny thing is I think there's a grain of truth to Packie's rantings bout Irish power in Liberty City.
22:29.47MonetBefore the Mafia, Irish criminal groups used to be the power-brokers in the States.
22:30.05OluapPlayerThat's probably the inspiration then
22:32.12MonetI will spoil
22:32.19MonetPackie does make a return in V.
22:32.55XhoI haven't managed to find him in any of my playthroughs
22:32.58OluapPlayerI'm aware. He helps you rob banks or something
22:33.08MonetXho: He's a random encounter.
22:33.32OluapPlayerThat being said the heist mission in IV was fun
22:33.38OluapPlayerThat was an assload of cops though
22:33.54MonetBasically you save him and a partner after they rob some shop. I think they are half-drunk too.
22:33.54Xhodflkg
22:34.04OluapPlayerI couldn't read the dialog because there were so many cops attacking you all the time
22:37.45OluapPlayerI'm getting calls from Roman saying he's getting married so I think I'm getting close to the end
22:37.58MonetYou are
22:38.38DrodoEmpiretest
22:51.10XhoOluapPlayer: So there's this Gmod DA group giving out tutorials on how to make good screenshots
22:51.17XhoUser who's doing it doesn't make good screenshots
22:51.22Xhokasdjfkgeas
23:04.45OluapPlayertop dum
23:05.31OluapPlayertime for gta
23:37.49DrodoEmpireAlright
23:38.11DrodoEmpireI can't believe I'm doing this
23:38.31DrodoEmpireI'm violating every principle, not to mention instinct, by doing such
23:38.39DrodoEmpireBut... well...
23:38.51DrodoEmpireI'm eating the one can of corned beef in the house. Spam.
23:39.01DrodoEmpireshudders
23:39.11DrodoEmpireI'm *that* hungry
23:41.24DrodoEmpireIts been inspected by the Brazilian ministry of agriculture... So... so its got that...
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23:53.06MonetDrodoEmpire: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/09/Spam_can.png fear the can!
23:56.17MonetOh great, now I'm hungry.
23:57.37DrodoEmpireolol
23:57.43DrodoEmpireActually looking at it
23:57.51DrodoEmpireIts hereford, with one of those annoying tabs
23:58.49DrodoEmpireDoesn't even have a key
23:58.50DrodoEmpire>.<

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