00:01.22 | Cyrannian | Night folks |
00:04.46 | DrodoEmpire | test |
00:15.05 | Quark8 | Hm. I'm not sure what I should have the emblem for the Adinndra be. I'm thinking of having the shield of the Empire (a plain black emblem with a white eagle perched on a purpure rose adorned with a grey helmet) placed on a pedestal and flanked by a grey wolf (on the dexter) and a pupure lion (on the sinister), with laurel leaves underneath the pedestal, all surrounded by a fiery, rayonné tressure. Since I plan a part of Adinndra |
00:15.07 | Quark8 | Inca, I may throw some version of the banner of the Inca Empire in it. |
00:17.22 | DrodoEmpire | Huh |
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11:43.21 | Wormy_ | hi |
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11:52.25 | Hachiman | Hi |
11:53.47 | Wormy_ | hello |
11:58.49 | Ghelae | Hi |
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13:25.32 | NeonPanda | hi all |
13:25.47 | NeonPanda | Hachiman: Roses are red, chocolate is brown, my name is Reinhardt, HAMMER DOWN |
13:26.04 | Hachiman | Fucking fantastic |
13:27.30 | NeonPanda | I've heard way too many of those |
13:27.41 | NeonPanda | Roses are red, you make me go wow, RYU GA WAGA TEKI WO KURAU |
13:28.15 | Hachiman | Holy shit |
13:28.25 | Hachiman | I still need to try Hanzo |
13:28.26 | NeonPanda | in other news, I've been playing way too much reinhardt and my paladin sense is tingling |
13:28.36 | NeonPanda | as long as you don't spamzo I'm ok with this |
13:29.01 | Hachiman | Been testing out Torbjorn recently and now I wish there was a way I could build constructs on the fly in Pathfinder |
13:29.57 | NeonPanda | torbjorn's turrets are literally just folded up like Ikea furniture, so just make some kind of magic device that detects things and shoots magic missiles at them |
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13:38.36 | Technobliterator | dumbo |
13:41.14 | OluapPlayer | losa |
13:42.32 | Technobliterator | I'm going to afk for a bit, but if you want to work on 2nd Borealis War rewrite today, I can do |
13:43.35 | OluapPlayer | We need Xho for that |
13:43.43 | Technobliterator | oh |
13:43.51 | Technobliterator | Well, if he's back by the time I am, it could work out |
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14:08.36 | Wormy_ | hi |
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15:06.31 | Charles_Bot | Wormy_ ImpyDroid Tek0516 DrodoAway Currently reading about Nazi ideology and its (supposed) influence on German foreign policy. Every time I see the word "anti-communist," I can't help it |
15:06.48 | Charles_Bot | "DEATH IS A PREFERABLE ALTERNATIVE TO COMMUNISM" |
15:07.06 | Tek0516 | O.o |
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15:15.30 | Tek0516 | http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/fashion_police_and_grammar_police.png |
15:16.51 | Charles_Bot | Olol |
15:17.01 | Tek0516 | This one lecture has been great for reading books. :P (And honestly I haven't missed much doing so. >.>) |
15:19.09 | Wormy_ | Charles_Bot: BETTER DEAD THAN RED |
15:25.07 | Wormy_ | Charles_Bot: Hypothetically, if a presidential candidate died or became too sick, what would happen? Would the election campaign have to start over with a new candidate, or would one of the lesser nominees step up to replace them (pardon my poor use of terminology) |
15:25.11 | Charles_Bot | Tek0516: In the event of a an arms race between the Neutrality Zone powers and Rambo Nation, Drodo and I have figured out how to combine the NZ's encircled strategic situation with fleet in being doctrine to force Rambo Nation to spend 10x as much as we do in order to ensure their security/keep up |
15:25.26 | Tek0516 | O.o |
15:26.10 | Wormy_ | Of course, I'm not convinced by those who say Clinton is too sick or anything. |
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15:28.05 | Charles_Bot | Wormy_: Pneumonia is not life-threatening, but there's actually no precedent for this as far as I know. The GOP and Democrats have different rules regarding what happens if a candidate is no longer eligible to run. IIRC, the party establishment of the GOP is empowered to come together in an emergency meeting to decide on a candidate |
15:28.06 | ImpyDroid | Charles_Bot: REICHSBOT PRIME IS ONLINE. MISSION: THE DESTRUCTION OF ANY AND ALL JEWISH COMMUNISTS. |
15:28.18 | Charles_Bot | Olol |
15:28.21 | ImpyDroid | Plz God let Hillary die |
15:28.38 | Charles_Bot | Wtf no |
15:28.48 | ImpyDroid | America will suffer either way, at least let it not take anyone else with them |
15:29.07 | Wormy_ | Charles: Okay, thanks |
15:29.19 | Charles_Bot | I don't know what the procedure is for the Democrats |
15:29.46 | Wormy_ | I wonder if there has been anything like this in the past |
15:30.07 | Charles_Bot | Like what? |
15:30.23 | Wormy_ | If candidates close to election cannot run |
15:30.28 | ImpyDroid | Wormy_: There were cases of presidents falling seriously ill |
15:30.35 | Tek0516 | Well there was one guy who died two months into his term I think. |
15:30.46 | ImpyDroid | In these cases their close people helped them govern, including their spouses |
15:31.06 | Charles_Bot | Woodrow Wilson ^ |
15:31.08 | Wormy_ | I suppose that makes sense |
15:31.38 | Charles_Bot | though there was one president who didn't wear a coat at inauguration, caught pneumonia, died soon after |
15:32.07 | Tek0516 | https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Henry_Harrison 32 days |
15:32.09 | Charles_Bot | So yes, it's happened before; in those cases the VP steps in |
15:35.01 | Tek0516 | Charles_Bot: "He took the oath of office on March 4, 1841, a cold and wet day.[66] He wore neither an overcoat nor hat, rode on horseback to the ceremony rather than in the closed carriage that had been offered him, and delivered the longestinaugural address in American history" Well that would explain why. O.o |
15:35.42 | Wormy_ | "The cold worsened, rapidly turning to pneumonia and pleurisy.[80] He sought to rest in the White House, but could not find a quiet room because of the steady crowd of office seekers. His extremely busy social schedule made any rest time scarce." |
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15:35.45 | ImpyDroid | That is why bad immune system socks |
15:35.57 | Charles_Bot | This is in Washington in December |
15:36.06 | Charles_Bot | Which is like |
15:36.09 | Wormy_ | In a way his busy schedule pasrtly killed him |
15:36.11 | Charles_Bot | Below freezing |
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15:37.01 | ImpyDroid | >below freezing |
15:37.07 | ImpyDroid | You mean below zero |
15:37.25 | ImpyDroid | METRIC METRIC UBER ALLES |
15:37.31 | ImpyDroid | UBER ALLES IN DER WELT |
15:37.33 | ImpyDroid | Hi OP |
15:41.34 | Charles_Bot | Tek0516: so effectively the trick is to outspend them in that 10:1 ratio :P |
15:42.13 | Tek0516 | MOAR POWER |
15:42.31 | Charles_Bot | If we can even keep up 1:1, keeping the NZ encircled isn't going to be militarily feasible |
15:42.41 | Charles_Bot | For RN |
15:51.26 | Wormy_ | "What I'm afraid of is being old and demented and telling people about my video game exploits as if I lived them." http://imgur.com/gallery/oOBXF |
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15:54.51 | Treebeard | Hello |
15:56.43 | Charles_Bot | Hey |
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16:22.20 | ImpyDroid | Charles_Bot OluapPlayer: BTW seen Tansimael's page? |
16:22.32 | ImpyDroid | ud |
16:22.38 | Charles_Bot | Link? |
16:22.49 | OluapPlayer | yes |
16:23.03 | ImpyDroid | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Captain:Phaunar_Tansimael?useskin=oasis |
16:37.52 | Charles_Bot | Very very nice |
16:38.10 | Charles_Bot | France - *veto* Trololololol |
16:41.44 | ImpyDroid | Phaunar - CAN'T VETO THE LEAGUE FUCK YOU |
16:42.18 | Charles_Bot | France - orly |
16:43.21 | ImpyDroid | I imagine one of the purposes of the League was to have a way to act outside of PAE |
16:43.43 | Charles_Bot | Right, right, of course, I realize that |
16:46.58 | Charles_Bot | ImpyDroid It seems like Phaunar misunderstands France's approach to international balancing and organizations, though that might be on purpose; I.e. Rhetoric for the benefit of his audience |
16:48.48 | Charles_Bot | France explicitly, as a foundational pillar of its foreign policy and a critical way of legitimizing its place in the system holds that the most sacred institution in the Gigaquadrant is not democratic freedom, but sovereignty |
16:49.18 | Charles_Bot | In other words, that which protects states from external tampering |
16:51.50 | Charles_Bot | *pokes ImpyDroid * |
16:54.11 | Charles_Bot | *pokes Imperios* |
16:54.52 | Imperios | >Rhetoric for the benefit of his audience |
16:54.55 | Imperios | It's probably that |
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16:58.03 | Technobliterator | hihi xho |
16:58.07 | Xho | meow |
16:58.49 | Xho | OluapPlayer: "SOMEONE WOKE UP ON DA WRONG SIDE OF DA BED TODAY HUH???" Kitmnataza - there is no right side only misery |
16:59.04 | OluapPlayer | spu |
16:59.11 | Xho | and yes hi |
17:01.32 | Treebeard | Hello |
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17:02.35 | Monet | Bonjour. |
17:02.57 | Imperios | Guten tag |
17:03.03 | Imperios | Actually |
17:03.08 | Imperios | Monet: Shouldn't it be bonsoir? |
17:03.30 | Monet | Probably. |
17:04.21 | Imperios | punches Monet with his Francisque de la grammaire |
17:11.42 | Monet | Ow |
17:11.44 | Hachiman | honhonhon baguette eiffel tower frogs legs |
17:11.54 | Monet | Not the heaviest thing I've been hit with. |
17:14.39 | Imperios | I am not sure how heavy is the francisque |
17:14.45 | Imperios | All I know is that it is an axe |
17:14.55 | Imperios | Drodo might provide some insight on that once he comes back |
17:15.29 | Monet | Hachimen: Tour Eiffel get ur French straight. |
17:16.34 | Imperios | Actually wait |
17:16.58 | Charles_Bot | Imperios very heavy; it's pretty much made to cleave through entire formations of infantry when thrown |
17:17.39 | Monet | Okay then it is arguably the heaviest thing I've been hit with. |
17:32.38 | Imperios | Charles_Bot: Thing is with Phaunar, he generally does not trust announced ideals |
17:33.18 | Imperios | His overall position is that most states seek to extend their influence as far as they can reach, and he sees France's peacekeeping actions as an extension of that |
17:33.47 | Imperios | Also, he does not believe it can maintain its domains well enough |
17:37.21 | Imperios | Hachiman: "nasty-sjw-hate: Pearl is Straight So stop making everything about you :)" |
17:37.34 | Imperios | Please clarify |
17:37.44 | Imperios | How clear is the lesbian subtext in Pearl's story? |
17:38.00 | Imperios | From what I know it is quite clear |
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17:55.10 | Luxor | evening |
17:55.29 | Monet | Evening |
17:57.10 | Hachiman | Imperios: Very |
17:57.35 | Luxor | Is there a word in english to define how many people can fit in sth? |
17:57.53 | Hachiman | As shown by the fact she starts crushing on another girl who reminds her of the main character's mum in a recent episode and gets her phone number |
17:58.27 | Hachiman | And is also envious of the mother's husband because she feels he stole her away from her |
18:01.30 | OluapPlayer | Hachiman: get on the pad |
18:01.39 | Hachiman | I am on the pad u |
18:02.25 | OluapPlayer | Seems I disconnected then |
18:02.28 | OluapPlayer | shoulda warned |
18:05.53 | Monet | Luxor: sth? |
18:13.10 | Imperios | Hachiman: So this guy makes sense... how? |
18:13.26 | Hachiman | He doesn't |
18:26.35 | Imperios | Monet: Remember the Christian scares over Harry Potter? |
18:26.59 | Wormy_ | lol |
18:27.00 | Monet | Yes |
18:27.08 | Imperios | One Russian Christian charity fund actually made A FUCKING FEATURE-LENGTH ANIMATED PICTURE around them |
18:27.26 | Wormy_ | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSwZJ55g80Q |
18:28.58 | Monet | Imperios: Wow |
18:29.32 | Imperios | Granted it was part of a big corruption scam |
18:30.33 | Imperios | Monet: I am watching the cartoon right now: as part of the prologue, a wizard appears in front of the class and does some spells |
18:30.39 | Imperios | school class that is |
18:31.07 | Imperios | One of the schoolgirls responds, quoting, "THESE SPELLS ARE FALSE, ONLY GOD IS CAPABLE OF TRUE MIRACLES" |
18:32.03 | Monet | "How exactly did you get into wizard school?" |
18:34.39 | Imperios | "You would make a good witch- I mean, wizard" |
18:36.41 | Imperios | One of the good God-fearing Russians in the feature is blonde, blue-eyed and haughty-looking |
18:36.48 | Imperios | Not sure if it's supposed to be a nod to Malfoy |
18:37.13 | Monet | If it was they don't know the film |
18:38.15 | Imperios | "The evil school of witches and warlocks takes orphans from all over the world and recruits them into occult arts" |
18:38.21 | Monet | Malfoy is the wizarding world's equivalent of a blue blood |
18:38.51 | Imperios | "We must save the poor Russian orphans; Russians never abandon their own" |
18:39.44 | Imperios | "THIS IS NOT WIZARDRY, THIS IS WITCHCRAFT" |
18:41.13 | Monet | Are these the right-wing Russian nationalists? |
18:42.23 | Imperios | It seems so |
18:42.28 | Monet | What I find hilarious about this parody is Harry Potter is a story of puberty with an additional discussion on minorities. |
18:44.45 | Imperios | So the good God-fearing Russians land in Kosovo, supposedly to hunt down some witch, and the first thing we hear is "THIS IS SERBIAN LAND" |
18:45.41 | Monet | If I recall my Harry Potter, there are wizarding equivalents of various countries. |
18:45.49 | Monet | Secret countries in countries. |
18:46.34 | Imperios | There was even a Russian school somewhere in the expanded universe |
18:46.43 | Imperios | What I remember is that they apparently use uprooted trees for quidditch |
18:47.26 | Monet | http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/harrypotter/images/f/f9/Wizarding_Schools_Map_LR.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20160130015230 |
18:48.17 | Imperios | I want to see that Uagadou |
18:48.24 | Imperios | DE SPIRITS BE RESTLESS |
18:49.29 | Hachiman | Mahoutokoro would be interesting |
18:49.32 | Imperios | Monet: https://youtu.be/M0HEwEhpaZQ?t=1490 BRILLIANT RUSSIAN ANIMATION |
18:50.05 | Imperios | (We actually make relatively good cartoons, our CGI is in general better than that) |
18:50.45 | Monet | Wait who do these soldiers work for? |
18:51.22 | Monet | Hachiman: The school of storms |
18:52.06 | Imperios | Monet: Either NATO or Albanians, not sure |
18:52.12 | Imperios | that's supposed to be Kosovo |
18:53.03 | Monet | Never mind there's a lot of effort for wizards to -hide- from people like this. |
18:53.05 | Imperios | Ohgod how I love how they praise both the faith in God and lament the fall of the Soviet Union |
18:53.26 | Imperios | "When the Union republics' faith wavered, that is when the devil found its way into our Motherland" |
18:54.17 | Imperios | Monet: Are senior common rooms supposed to be for the tutors or the students? |
18:54.19 | Imperios | In the UK? |
18:54.38 | Monet | Students. |
18:55.13 | Monet | Students who do A-level studies get to rest in the common room between lessons. |
18:57.02 | Monet | It was a perk for level three students, it also meant we didn't have to stand around school grounds with the younger students. |
18:57.22 | Imperios | Now I kind of wish we had these hur |
18:58.02 | Monet | Hogwarts-style junior student common rooms I think only appear in private schools. |
18:58.33 | Monet | Actually Hogwarts' houses look more like dormitories. |
18:59.46 | Imperios | "He fought for truth, not for glory, and the death of a martyr was his reward. The truth is faith, God, and Jesus Christ" |
18:59.49 | Monet | You have a central common room and each student gets a room or a set of bunks. |
18:59.55 | Imperios | Alright this begins to sound like ISIS propaganda |
19:01.41 | Monet | It does yeah... |
19:02.58 | Imperios | "The demon worshippers had a chosen one, marked with the seal of the Devil" |
19:03.57 | Monet | "kill lightning-bolt-head!" |
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19:04.34 | Luxor | Hey, it's me again, this time with question: |
19:04.52 | Luxor | Is there any way to fix percentage of space taken by column in table? |
19:05.09 | Luxor | Because I have this issue: http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Numen_Aerospace |
19:05.14 | Luxor | and it looks awful. |
19:05.48 | Monet | How'd you manage that? |
19:06.08 | Imperios | Monet: So one of the God-fearing Russians is tempted by a dream of taking a demonic sword that devours his soul |
19:06.37 | Monet | Wat |
19:06.48 | Monet | We went from Potter to Warcraft. |
19:07.34 | Luxor | ...quick response would be helpful... |
19:07.56 | Imperios | Luxor: Remember the old Christian Potter scare? |
19:08.00 | Luxor | uh oh. |
19:08.01 | Imperios | Harry Potter that is |
19:08.21 | Luxor | Yes, though I'm far more interested in fixing my problem. |
19:08.21 | Imperios | Some Russian fund MADE A FUCKING FEATURE LENGTH MOVIE ABOUT HOW EVIL HARRY POTTER IS |
19:08.27 | Imperios | FUCKING CARTOON |
19:08.48 | Luxor | Oh. |
19:10.02 | Luxor | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J---aiyznGQ&list=LL5gvzcAPE9o5Gb0ZEPZJQtA&index=8 |
19:10.45 | Luxor | That's the exact amount of how much I care about that. |
19:10.48 | Imperios | One of the evil witches is called "McNagini" |
19:11.14 | Imperios | "Is that a RUSSIAN? What does a RUSSIAN want from us?!" |
19:11.38 | Luxor | ay cyka |
19:14.32 | Imperios | "He taught alchemy and the theory of greed and cruelty" |
19:14.45 | Imperios | "All magic begins with love of money" |
19:15.07 | Imperios | It isn't just a Christian Harry Potter scare |
19:15.14 | Imperios | It is a Christian COMMUNIST Harry Potter scare |
19:15.32 | Luxor | http://files.explosm.net/comics/Kris/bootscomic-fixed.png?t=393E50 |
19:15.52 | Monet | Or a Christian anti-Semite Harry Potter scare. |
19:16.36 | Imperios | Ohgod |
19:16.41 | Imperios | The students are all Jewish or East Asian |
19:16.53 | Luxor | p l e a s e can you help me with that? |
19:16.55 | Imperios | ...Well in the latter case, it kind of makes sense |
19:18.00 | Imperios | "Is that the SATANIC BIBLE" |
19:18.25 | Monet | Luxor: Where did you get that table? |
19:18.32 | Luxor | eh? |
19:18.48 | Luxor | I quite-of copied it from URN page. |
19:19.11 | Luxor | I've been trying to customize it, and so far that's the only problem |
19:19.42 | Imperios | Monet: https://youtu.be/M0HEwEhpaZQ?t=3245 That character design |
19:20.27 | Luxor | https://65.media.tumblr.com/avatar_8827d63130fe_128.png |
19:21.20 | Monet | One possibility is you lack headlines |
19:21.37 | Luxor | The problem is that headlines are obsolete |
19:21.53 | Imperios | "TO BECOME A WIZARD YOU MUST FORSAKE GOD, MOTHERLAND, FRIENDS AND FAMILY" |
19:21.58 | Imperios | >MOTHERLAND |
19:22.00 | Imperios | FUCKING MOTHERLAND |
19:22.26 | Imperios | (BTW sorry guys if I am just ranting incoherently, hope I am not making too much of a fuss hur) |
19:23.20 | Imperios | "They all stopped being Russians, and became Russian speakers" |
19:25.34 | Luxor | Eh, got to go. If possible note me on some possibilities for that issue. |
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19:27.44 | Imperios | Monet: "The broom-flying teacher explained that one can only fly by lightening one's soul, by destroying all conscience, love and remorse within it" |
19:28.14 | dino82_ | hi |
19:28.29 | Imperios | "In order to fly, one has to forsake the Motherland on which one walks, for the skies to accept you" |
19:28.46 | OluapPlayer | Hi dino |
19:28.48 | Imperios | I fucking love how creative they are with demonising Harry Potter |
19:28.54 | Imperios | Hi dino |
19:30.14 | Imperios | Also half of the evil warlocks either have English or Jewish accents |
19:32.52 | dino82_ | Hi! |
19:33.03 | dino82_ | Anything gong on at the wiki? |
19:33.54 | Imperios | dino82_: http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Captain:Phaunar_Tansimael Made a new Divinarium prime minister |
19:34.16 | dino82_ | I saw! He is neat! I refered to him in the relations section of Rambert Ramveral |
19:34.26 | dino82_ | He seems like a wise and capable Radeon who knows how things run :D |
19:34.34 | dino82_ | awesomeoutfit he has! |
19:35.48 | dino82_ | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Captain:Viabel_Shantis this one looks cool! |
19:37.16 | Imperios | Yeah I wondered if Phaunar and Rambert could work together |
19:48.17 | dino82_ | Yeah definetly they could :D |
19:51.34 | Wormy_ | This is a genuine beginner's guide to low and high magic, I highly recommend it https://www.amazon.com/Experimental-Magic-J-H-Brennan/dp/0877281645 |
19:53.28 | Xho | Hm |
19:53.33 | Xho | Might give it a read |
19:54.24 | Wormy_ | The same author made a book on Tibetan meditation and lucid dreaming |
19:56.40 | Imperios | Speaking of lucid dreaming, I had a terrible sensation the last few days |
19:56.55 | Imperios | Basically I feel like I wake up and I can't move at all |
19:57.45 | Imperios | After having read up on that sensation, I found out that this was the original inspiration for the myths about incubi and succubi |
19:58.11 | Imperios | "You can't move BECAUSE A DEMON IS FUCKING YOU" |
19:59.41 | Wormy_ | Sleep paralysis? I get that a lot, but used to have it more frequently. |
20:00.05 | Wormy_ | Don't fight it, let it take you to other spaces. |
20:04.07 | Monet | Does sound like hypogogia |
20:04.21 | Wormy_ | Personally, it was frightening at first, but it happened so much I decided to relax into it instead |
20:04.31 | Monet | Studies have shown the body paralyses itself when it sleeps |
20:04.50 | Wormy_ | Its not always accompanied with hypnagogia |
20:04.58 | Wormy_ | Mine is |
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20:07.55 | Wormy_ | I keep waking up and finding I am surrounded by ghostly objects |
20:08.44 | OluapPlayer | time to stop taking those drug |
20:08.45 | OluapPlayer | s |
20:09.08 | Xho | nah mu |
20:09.10 | Wormy_ | sips the last of his tea |
20:09.11 | Xho | m7 |
20:09.13 | Xho | I can't type shit |
20:10.59 | Wormy_ | My favourite visions are the ones where a golden beam of energy goes into my brain while I hear the sound of sizzling bacon, as numerous 1's and 0's are flashing by my eyes. And thern I see the glyphs of an alien language burned into my retina |
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20:13.54 | Wormy_ | One day it happened, I got up and found out that a large flare from the sun had reached the Earth, which is synchronous because I had dreamed that the sun was giving off explosions in the sky. |
20:27.17 | Xho | OluapPlayer: https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14370096_1305747136115827_8799270937141155832_n.jpg?oh=66d72e73676a691b1ffb7e6269a4b3dc&oe=586970B1 |
20:27.42 | OluapPlayer | Maybe not easy, but yes |
20:29.57 | Wormy_ | My experience with Bethesda games is that they get easy very quickly |
20:31.01 | Xho | Dark Souls |
20:31.02 | Xho | Bethesda |
20:31.07 | Xho | Start again pls |
20:32.39 | Wormy_ | I know it ain't a Bethesda game, but it trigger my frustration. |
20:33.19 | Wormy_ | I remember getting half-way through Skyrim and being to obliterate everything |
20:33.32 | dino82_ | bye bye! |
20:33.39 | Wormy_ | Now I'm starting to think about turning up the difficulty in Fallout 4 |
20:33.39 | Xho | Yeah Bethesda games do that actually |
20:33.50 | Xho | Oblivion was a dick a max difficulty |
20:34.22 | Xho | at |
20:37.35 | Wormy_ | At least in Fallout games, something or a chsin of events will always go "Surprise, mofo!" |
20:37.40 | Wormy_ | chain |
20:38.30 | Xho | Fallout's a little harder than TES granted |
20:38.57 | Wormy_ | Indeed |
20:39.57 | Wormy_ | I do remember fighting this Draugh character in Skyrim which took every potion I had, as the hardest boss fight of any Bethesda game |
20:40.09 | Wormy_ | I experienced |
20:42.19 | OluapPlayer | I just came across this species of jellyfish |
20:42.28 | OluapPlayer | http://cdn.tvm.com.mt/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/Stygiomedusa-gigantea.jpg fucker looks like the Grim Reaper or something |
20:43.27 | Xho | Looks like the Grim Reaper holding a mushroom |
20:43.49 | OluapPlayer | >With only 115 sightings in the last 110 years it is a jellyfish that is rarely seen, but believed to be widespread throughout the world. It is thought to be one of the largest invertebrate predators in the deep sea ecosystem. |
20:44.12 | OluapPlayer | Of course it's a deep sea thing |
20:44.15 | OluapPlayer | #nuketheocean |
20:44.21 | Wormy_ | that mushroom looks magical |
20:45.04 | Xho | #oceantenuk |
20:45.10 | Xho | Wow I really cannot type today |
20:45.37 | OluapPlayer | http://i.4cdn.org/v/1474313380204.png looks pretty big too |
20:46.28 | Xho | So what's the contingency plan when we find R'leyh |
20:46.30 | Xho | fuck |
20:46.33 | Xho | R'lyeh |
20:46.36 | Xho | I'm losing it here |
20:46.39 | Imperios | Xho: Go mad |
20:46.54 | Xho | Looks like I'm already there |
20:47.04 | Imperios | THat's like saying bugs can formulate a plan against humans |
20:47.08 | Imperios | Or bees |
20:47.12 | OluapPlayer | BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES |
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20:47.37 | Imperios | Hell if we extend the whole "we are insects to them" metaphor to Lovecraftian monsters it could prove to be interesting |
20:47.47 | Imperios | Humans act as metaphorical bees against the Great Old Ones |
20:47.56 | Xho | "Cthulhu vs Godzilla" |
20:47.59 | OluapPlayer | Humans don't have butt daggers |
20:48.06 | Xho | they can't drop the fucking kaiju can they |
20:48.09 | Hachiman | Not yet |
20:48.26 | Imperios | OluapPlayer: Nukes are around that level for the Great Old Ones I suppose |
20:48.42 | Wormy_ | I used to believe in such metaphors. But have this anyway http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/the_search.png |
20:48.49 | OluapPlayer | Nuke Cthulhu -> he scratches his head in discomfort |
20:49.19 | OluapPlayer | Actually no, he'd probably feel it since one of Lovecraft's stories had someone ram his head with a boat and that worked |
20:49.28 | Xho | "blub? B̷̹͢Í
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Ì°Í̲" |
20:50.00 | Wormy_ | test |
20:50.07 | OluapPlayer | u failed |
20:51.10 | Xho | How big is Cthulhu meant to be |
20:51.17 | Xho | I should really read Lovecraft |
20:51.20 | OluapPlayer | afaik, as big as he wants |
20:51.21 | Xho | It's my kind of stuff |
20:51.23 | Hachiman | Yeah |
20:51.50 | Hachiman | Several dozen times bigger than Godzilla at default I imagine |
20:52.54 | Xho | "daikaiju this motherfucker" |
20:53.01 | OluapPlayer | Hachiman: chek the grim reaper jellyfish I linked above |
20:53.11 | Hachiman | I did; that's fucking horrifying |
20:53.36 | OluapPlayer | THE BAG IS WET BUT YOU'RE GETTING IN REGARDLESS |
20:53.57 | Xho | "He is usually depicted as being over hundreds of meters tall" |
20:54.19 | Xho | So yeah bigger than Godzilla |
20:54.36 | Xho | 2014 Godzilla is a little over 100m |
20:54.53 | Imperios | OluapPlayer: That's what I am talking about |
20:54.59 | Imperios | So in that case humans were like bees to him |
20:55.20 | OluapPlayer | Granted I don't know the context of the whole boat ram thing |
20:55.27 | OluapPlayer | Only Lovecraft story I ever read was Shadow over Merka |
20:55.28 | OluapPlayer | n |
20:55.35 | Wormy_ | Is he an abstract being with a physical appendage, or is he fully physical? |
20:55.55 | OluapPlayer | Good question |
20:56.04 | Wormy_ | Latter I find it hard to believe a nuke wouldn't kill him |
20:56.32 | Xho | Shadow over Merkan |
20:56.50 | OluapPlayer | He might be abstract or at least a level beyond the human understanding since you got stuff like Azathoth who is said to exist outside of the universe |
20:56.57 | OluapPlayer | And created time and space by accident |
20:56.59 | Hachiman | As far as I'm aware, it's never specified which he is, but I'm fairly convinced most Great Old Ones are fully physical |
20:57.15 | Hachiman | There are creatures that exist in multiple dimensions simultaneously though |
20:57.48 | Xho | From what I know I like Nyarlathotep |
20:58.01 | OluapPlayer | course u like the most malevolent one |
20:58.09 | Hachiman | Nyarlathotep is outright evil so |
20:58.12 | Wormy_ | This nuclear explosion looks like Cthulhu me thinks https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d2/Uk-grable2.jpg |
20:58.50 | OluapPlayer | Hachiman: is the Star Spawn of Cthulhu a Lovecraft creation or were they made by other people? |
20:58.54 | Xho | I read somewhere that if Azathoth was to wake up the universe would end |
20:59.04 | Hachiman | As far as I know, the Star Spawn are Lovecraft's work |
20:59.08 | Hachiman | I could be wrong though |
20:59.26 | Hachiman | I think they were mentioned in Mountains of Madness |
20:59.30 | OluapPlayer | I like the idea of the Star Spawn. They're like mini-Cthulhus except they're still horrendously dangerous |
20:59.40 | Hachiman | As being opponents that the Elder Things fought |
21:00.13 | Wormy_ | Some of the Great Old Ones seem abstract to me, isn't one supposed to represent the void? |
21:00.22 | Xho | Hachiman: I take you listened to Nostrum |
21:00.29 | Hachiman | Not yet |
21:00.29 | Wormy_ | between dimensions |
21:00.36 | Xho | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3vxIoCOvxQ fukn do it fgt |
21:00.38 | OluapPlayer | I do recall something called Cthullya or something like that which was meant to be Cthulhu's daughter and would give birth to him again should he ever die |
21:00.45 | OluapPlayer | But that wasn't Lovecraft's work |
21:00.49 | Hachiman | Yeah I remember that, it's kinda eh |
21:00.50 | Xho | ech |
21:01.02 | Xho | Oh well I can't knock extradimensional abominations |
21:01.53 | OluapPlayer | I get the impression you couldn't kill Cthulhu even with a nuke. Part of Lovecraft's thematic was how insignificant humanity is compared to things like him |
21:02.01 | Xho | Hachiman: I'd say Nostrum is like Catch 33 and Obzen combined |
21:02.22 | Xho | Which is good because Catch 33 was Meshuggah at their absolute peak |
21:02.49 | Hachiman | OluapPlayer: Saying that, the humans did defeat the eldritch abominations in The Dunwich Horror |
21:03.09 | OluapPlayer | I only read a summary of that one, and isn't that a half-human hybrid? |
21:03.11 | Hachiman | With an incantation to send it to another dimension |
21:03.21 | Hachiman | There are two half-human hybrids, spawn of the Black Goat |
21:03.31 | OluapPlayer | Yeah and one of them is the Horror |
21:03.34 | Hachiman | The actual Dunwich Horror is the massive one |
21:03.40 | Hachiman | Said to look more like its father |
21:03.55 | Hachiman | And it's noted to have a massive human face on the front of it |
21:04.07 | OluapPlayer | And their father was Yog-Sothoth |
21:04.16 | Hachiman | Ah yeah, Yog-Sothoth |
21:04.22 | Hachiman | Sorry, dunno where I got Black Goat |
21:04.27 | Xho | Shub-Niggurath isn't it |
21:04.36 | OluapPlayer | Yog went all hentai on a girl and she gave birth to these two |
21:04.42 | OluapPlayer | One of them became a huge invisible thing |
21:04.45 | Hachiman | Shub-Niggurath and the Black Goat are one in the same |
21:04.58 | OluapPlayer | But it was a half-human hybrid regardless |
21:05.07 | Hachiman | Yeah |
21:06.33 | OluapPlayer | Funny you mention it since I actually read the summary of that story just a few hours ago |
21:07.18 | Xho | Hachiman: yh dats wat i was gettin at |
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21:07.32 | Quark8 | Hello. |
21:09.33 | Imperios | OluapPlayer: As I said, I think we are like insects to these guys |
21:09.45 | Imperios | We can BEE them but that's about it |
21:09.52 | Imperios | Speaking of humans |
21:10.08 | Hachiman | Funny because there are insects in Lovecraft's Mythos that are above humans |
21:10.09 | Imperios | Not sure if I asked you before but I wonder if the symbol on the Empire of Man's flag works |
21:10.10 | Hachiman | Mi-Go |
21:10.20 | Imperios | I mean it is basically a cross |
21:10.28 | Imperios | And we have no Christianity on Koldenwelt |
21:10.31 | OluapPlayer | It's your fiction, you decide if it works or not |
21:10.35 | Hachiman | Could make it a sword instead |
21:10.37 | Hachiman | cus Stormsword |
21:10.41 | Imperios | Well technically it is Hachi's |
21:10.43 | Imperios | Sword |
21:10.56 | Imperios | And swords are king of cross-shaped hur |
21:11.00 | Xho | Crucifixion is an execution method in Koldenwelt |
21:11.04 | Xho | Shiarchon do it |
21:11.17 | Xho | So there's the substance behind it |
21:11.29 | Hachiman | Yeah but Ahmalhrich wasn't crucified |
21:11.37 | Xho | Julianus - who said |
21:11.58 | Imperios | That'd only be relevant if there was some important human guy who was crucified |
21:12.14 | Imperios | I had one stupid idea about the Empire's cross |
21:12.19 | Xho | Jesus Stormsword |
21:12.19 | Xho | there |
21:12.23 | Xho | best fiction 2016 |
21:12.30 | Hachiman | I mean, Ahmalhrich is supposed to be humanity's Jesus |
21:12.47 | Imperios | That it is actually a shuriken that the Islanders gifted to the Empire, that was used to kill Archon Suraxmali |
21:12.58 | Imperios | And it is some sort of relic |
21:15.52 | Imperios | "The Thousand-Folded Blade" |
21:16.29 | Hachiman | I'd say make it relevant to Ermenrich or whatever the founder was called |
21:17.38 | Imperios | Hm in that case what kind of symbol I could use |
21:17.46 | Imperios | could I use |
21:17.47 | Imperios | even |
21:18.00 | Hachiman | A shield, or some symbol of freedom |
21:18.04 | OluapPlayer | Regarding crosses, Zran Kar's symbol is a double ended cross |
21:19.06 | Imperios | >double ended cross |
21:19.09 | Imperios | http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/f/f0/Symbol_of_Zran_Kar.png/revision/latest?cb=20141214135208 WAIT A SECOND |
21:19.24 | Imperios | That is actually similar to the symbol of the Russian Orthodox Church |
21:19.33 | Hachiman | Zran Kar is cyka confirmed |
21:19.37 | OluapPlayer | Welcome to December 2014 |
21:20.18 | Imperios | No I remembered the symbol |
21:20.19 | Imperios | I just |
21:20.25 | Imperios | Never realised it looked like the Orthodox cross before |
21:20.38 | Technobliterator | waves |
21:20.42 | Imperios | https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c3/OrthodoxCross%28black%2Ccontoured%29.svg |
21:20.48 | OluapPlayer | u not the sea to have waves |
21:20.50 | Technobliterator | Any chance of 2nd Borealis War today, or shall we start another day? |
21:20.52 | Wormy_ | http://i.imgur.com/XCJCE1H.png |
21:21.00 | OluapPlayer | This late? No |
21:21.12 | Imperios | It's that or the https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/00/Croix_de_Lorraine_3.svg French Lorraine cross |
21:21.12 | OluapPlayer | Also like I've said several times already |
21:21.29 | OluapPlayer | We're not doing anything until a plan is mad |
21:21.30 | OluapPlayer | e |
21:21.36 | Wormy_ | Hachiman, Xho: http://i.imgur.com/DZmXbUh.jpg |
21:21.48 | Technobliterator | That's what I thought we were doing |
21:21.50 | Technobliterator | just planning it |
21:22.04 | Imperios | Hachiman: It'll work I guess but then when I make the appropriate coat of arms it will be a shield |
21:22.06 | Imperios | On a shield |
21:23.36 | Imperios | ...Which is actually kind of common in heraldry so it could work |
21:24.07 | Imperios | ACTUALLY what if the image on the central shield on the flag changes with every Grand Monarch, who adds their own personal emblem on it |
21:24.19 | Hachiman | Hm makes sense |
21:24.47 | Imperios | I've actually considered a small detail about Imperial heraldry |
21:25.08 | Imperios | Their personal arms would actually symbolise their names |
21:25.11 | Hachiman | You could have a personal emblem, and then an additional interchangeable emblem that represents the Monarch's nation |
21:25.19 | Imperios | Could be yeah |
21:25.22 | Imperios | So for example |
21:25.31 | Imperios | Javina is Javina Desertsun |
21:25.36 | Imperios | so her family arms would be a sun |
21:25.37 | Imperios | In a desert |
21:26.02 | Hachiman | Yeah |
21:26.18 | Imperios | It's so simple it's ridiculous, I can make a shitton of arms like this |
21:26.21 | Xho | fokn |
21:26.25 | Imperios | Hell I'll make them for every human character |
21:26.53 | Hachiman | Just saying, Stonesoul isn't actually Alfgund's surname; it's an adopted name he took when he joined the Inquisition |
21:27.06 | OluapPlayer | Alfgund Bob |
21:27.19 | Hachiman | Alfgund Crisscross |
21:28.18 | Imperios | Every character except for Norrigan, because no silly surname |
21:28.29 | Hachiman | Yeah what is Norrigan's surname? |
21:28.44 | Wormy_ | http://i.imgur.com/16gE9y5.jpg |
21:28.45 | Xho | Isiris |
21:28.47 | Xho | dere |
21:28.50 | Hachiman | I know that Tibias' was Talonflame |
21:28.54 | OluapPlayer | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fq3abPnEEGE |
21:29.08 | Xho | Norrigan Deusvult Isirisguy |
21:29.27 | OluapPlayer | Norrigan has a surname, I've just not mentioned it yet |
21:29.28 | Hachiman | Isirisguy |
21:29.32 | Hachiman | Fucking perfect |
21:29.58 | OluapPlayer | That being said, I've thought about fictionverse Niaka not having surnames |
21:30.28 | OluapPlayer | Xeron's full name is just Xeron |
21:30.36 | Hachiman | Huh interesting |
21:30.45 | OluapPlayer | Xerkea's full name is just Xerkea, etic |
21:30.47 | OluapPlayer | etc even |
21:30.48 | Technobliterator | I'd say Loron don't have surnames, but |
21:30.54 | OluapPlayer | They do tho |
21:30.56 | Technobliterator | they kind of have a surname as the first part of their name |
21:30.58 | Hachiman | Norrigan, fighting Cyberdenizens with shotguns and his bare fists |
21:31.09 | OluapPlayer | wot |
21:31.10 | Imperios | Technobliterator: They're just like Asians |
21:31.13 | Imperios | Or Hungarians |
21:31.16 | Hachiman | Isirisguy |
21:31.20 | Hachiman | Doomguy |
21:31.31 | OluapPlayer | Oh Cyberdemon |
21:31.32 | OluapPlayer | Alright |
21:31.54 | OluapPlayer | Norrigan as the protagonist of Brutal Doom |
21:32.00 | OluapPlayer | That'd be more of a Longinus game |
21:32.04 | Hachiman | hur |
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21:34.58 | Quark8 | Hello Tybunsen. |
21:34.59 | Imperios | Hi Tybu |
21:35.17 | Monet | https://www.theguardian.com/film/2016/sep/19/downton-abbey-movie-maggie-smith *SpotOfTea intensifies* |
21:35.45 | Xho | Longinus - white hot metal as fuck |
21:38.40 | Imperios | Hachiman: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/ea/Coat_of_Arms_of_Henri_de_Valois_as_lifelong_king_of_Poland.svg I might go for something like this |
21:39.04 | Hachiman | Nice |
21:39.10 | Imperios | Symbols of the country as a background, symbol of the king at the center |
21:39.35 | Imperios | Like here the eagle and the rider are the symbols of Lithuania and Poland, while the lilies show that the whole thing is ran by a FUCKING FRENCHMAN |
21:42.02 | Monet | The French monarchy wasn't killed, they secretly ruled Poland for a bit. |
21:43.41 | Imperios | Monet: Poles ELECTED their kings |
21:44.00 | Monet | Imperios: Twas a joke. |
21:44.09 | Xho | Polish jokes to Russians |
21:44.11 | Xho | good idea m8 |
21:44.19 | Imperios | Xho: Why not |
21:44.21 | Imperios | We hate them |
21:44.30 | Xho | Oh so to the point where you mock them |
21:44.32 | Monet | http://tumblr.insidific.com/image/150651112817 I found this picture of Zelda |
21:44.52 | Xho | Monet: OH I THOUGHT ZELDA WAS THE MAIN CHARACTER |
21:44.56 | Xho | Man I hate people like that |
21:45.17 | Imperios | They're the ancient enemy; think they own everything, call themselves democratic but were actually an oligarchy, and their state was literally called "the Republic" back in the day |
21:45.24 | Imperios | They were like Americans before there was an America |
21:45.56 | Monet | <PROTECTED> |
21:46.01 | OluapPlayer | That is Zelda tho |
21:46.28 | Monet | Xho's point still stands. But yeah this is a cool piece of art. |
21:46.37 | OluapPlayer | It is yes |
21:46.51 | Monet | People who think you play Zelda should be slapped. |
21:46.58 | OluapPlayer | I've not played a Zelda game in years |
21:47.07 | Hachiman | https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/s526x395/14368845_1145963432116675_3935442048123476256_n.png?oh=5e4501f8b379a11aaa9ad4b52919e5fc&oe=586AEC44 |
21:47.09 | Imperios | Monet: Oh yes that is another way we mock them |
21:47.12 | Xho | I've never actually played a Zelda game |
21:47.21 | Xho | I'm an awful game-person |
21:47.28 | Monet | Imperios: Other than that, Poles are strong allies of Britain |
21:47.28 | Imperios | "We may be dirt poor and everybody hates us, but at least we don't clean toilets" |
21:47.37 | OluapPlayer | It's a Nintendo series so I'd not expect anyone but me to have played |
21:48.02 | OluapPlayer | That being said the only Zelda game I ever finished was The Minish Cap for the GBA |
21:48.09 | OluapPlayer | All the others I never had the patience to finish |
21:48.33 | Monet | I had a GBA and a Wii. I only really played Pokemon on the GBA. |
21:48.45 | OluapPlayer | GBA had a lot of good games in it |
21:48.49 | Xho | I keep hearing Ocarina of Time is the greatest game of all time |
21:48.55 | Hachiman | Eh, it's |
21:48.57 | Hachiman | Aged |
21:49.00 | Hachiman | A considerable amount |
21:49.04 | OluapPlayer | It was, back when it came out |
21:49.05 | Imperios | What is an ocarina even |
21:49.08 | OluapPlayer | Not so much today |
21:49.12 | Xho | Musical instrument |
21:49.13 | Imperios | Sounds like a fruit |
21:49.13 | OluapPlayer | A type of flute |
21:49.18 | Hachiman | And people who say OoT is the best game ever made are bandwagoners |
21:49.18 | Xho | Looks like a liver though |
21:49.30 | OluapPlayer | http://ep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-46117395216933/12-hole-tenor-ocarina-with-zelda-songbook-and-protective-bag-2.gif |
21:49.31 | Xho | Best game of all time hm |
21:49.33 | OluapPlayer | That's an ocarina |
21:49.33 | Hachiman | And are so ignorant of its flaws and aged state that it hurts |
21:49.58 | Monet | Water Temple. |
21:50.10 | OluapPlayer | And ReDeads |
21:50.12 | Hachiman | Not just that; the pointless wide open spaces |
21:50.22 | OluapPlayer | I actually stopped playing OoT back in the day because I was too scared of the ReDeads |
21:50.26 | Hachiman | To make you waste game time while getting from place to place |
21:50.38 | Monet | Water temple's a big chunk of all I know about Zelda. |
21:50.56 | OluapPlayer | The overworld's size becomes trivial once you get Epona though |
21:51.05 | Technobliterator | I concur with GBA having good games |
21:51.17 | OluapPlayer | I concur *fucking dies* |
21:51.23 | Hachiman | olol |
21:51.38 | Monet | She was sniped by Sony hitmen. |
21:51.45 | Xho | GTA V is one of the best games I've played |
21:51.50 | OluapPlayer | I played a lot of Majora's Mask but never finished it |
21:51.53 | OluapPlayer | For the same reason as OoT |
21:51.56 | OluapPlayer | Scary zombies |
21:52.14 | Monet | Xho: "*RAM* I DON'T EEN LIKE THIS CAR" |
21:52.17 | Monet | EVEN* |
21:52.21 | Xho | yup |
21:52.47 | OluapPlayer | I've not played V yet but I'm willing to say I like IV over its precessors |
21:52.56 | OluapPlayer | Save for the car handling which is kind of ass |
21:53.03 | Xho | I'll keep with my consensus with Soulcalibur II being my favourite game ever |
21:53.11 | OluapPlayer | I AM LEAVING HERE WITH RAMEN |
21:53.22 | Xho | #BOWLING |
21:53.34 | Monet | #REELBADMAN |
21:53.34 | OluapPlayer | BIG AMERICAN TITTIES |
21:53.51 | OluapPlayer | MAH YOUTH MAH YOUTH |
21:53.58 | Xho | Tekken's a high calibre game series as well |
21:54.05 | Monet | I FEEL ANOTHER CHIN GROWING |
21:54.15 | Xho | Dunno which Tekken is my favourite though |
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21:54.23 | Xho | Probably Tekken 5 |
21:54.27 | Hachiman | Either 3 or 5: DR for me |
21:54.27 | OluapPlayer | Also I'll just say, Brucie is Hachi if he was a steroid junkie |
21:54.34 | OluapPlayer | GENETICALLY DIFFERENT |
21:54.36 | TechnoIsBack | stupid thing |
21:54.42 | Xho | Tekken 4 was the first PS2 game I ever played, and explains a lot |
21:54.49 | Monet | I think what was hilarious was first time I used the TV in GTA IV it played Republican Space Rangers. |
21:55.07 | Monet | "I can watch cartoons in this game? AWESOME!" |
21:55.24 | TechnoIsBack | Are we discussing favourite games here? |
21:55.32 | TechnoIsBack | I mean, everyone knows mine by now :V |
21:55.39 | OluapPlayer | Kinda. I'm mostly about games I like |
21:55.47 | Hachiman | Metal Gear Survive? |
21:55.51 | OluapPlayer | Roman's free taxi service made me lazy though |
21:56.00 | OluapPlayer | Now I just take taxis all the time instead of driving |
21:56.01 | TechnoIsBack | aaaaaaaaaaaah |
21:56.05 | TechnoIsBack | NOPE. |
21:56.11 | Monet | Terminal NOPE |
21:56.13 | Xho | Tekken 6 is good as well, not as good as 5 |
21:56.24 | Xho | Soulcalibur was a sad death |
21:56.33 | OluapPlayer | Take free cab ride to mission, buy body armor from Little Jacob if I lost it during the mission, rinse and repeat |
21:56.45 | Hachiman | SC7 sagged about as much as Taki's boobs |
21:56.45 | Xho | II and III were 10/10 games, IV was 7.5 and V was wtf |
21:57.04 | Hachiman | 6, even |
21:57.08 | Xho | v |
21:57.08 | Monet | OluapPLayer: All the while his cabbie insults you. |
21:57.21 | OluapPlayer | I just skip past his dialog nowadays |
21:57.26 | Hachiman | Right V |
21:57.31 | OluapPlayer | He'll keep driving me about as much as I please |
21:57.39 | Hachiman | I've lost track honestly |
21:57.42 | Xho | I'd like to see Soulcalibur VI as long as they stepped their senpais up |
21:57.55 | TechnoIsBack | I don't really play fighting games, but I quite enjoyed SC |
21:58.01 | Xho | Soulcalibur V was the No Man's Sky of fighting games |
21:58.06 | OluapPlayer | By the factor of nostalgia alone, Super Mario World would be my favorite game of all time |
21:58.16 | OluapPlayer | But as far as everything else is concerned, I'm not so sure |
21:58.21 | OluapPlayer | I like a lot of games |
21:58.47 | Xho | It had shitloads of content but no content at the same time, character creation was probably one the best custom character modes ever designed |
21:59.07 | Hachiman | So, SCV was Spore |
21:59.15 | Xho | The actual game mechanics were good but there was no story and all the new characters were detestable |
21:59.24 | Xho | Okay Spore still beats it |
21:59.29 | Monet | Xho: http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/251462956278670730/D3B8275CFF6B4411A451177AC7ED58084010D501/ I've reached this point in Bioshock Remastered |
21:59.39 | Xho | oh here we go |
21:59.51 | Xho | BioShock I'd give a 9/10 |
22:00.03 | Xho | BioShock II a 7.5 |
22:00.08 | OluapPlayer | I think I'd rank Dragon's Dogma as my favorite RPG of all |
22:00.16 | Xho | Never played Infinity though, never interested me |
22:00.21 | TechnoIsBack | My favourite is either FFVI or FFXII |
22:00.24 | TechnoIsBack | It's a tie between them |
22:00.39 | Xho | I'd like to play Final Fantasy but I'm not sure whether the games are all continuations of one another or not |
22:00.45 | Monet | We all know you love dat Kefka. |
22:00.58 | OluapPlayer | Dragon's Dogma was the last time I stopped everything and played the same game for literally 100 hours |
22:01.02 | Monet | Xho: They're all completely separate |
22:01.03 | OluapPlayer | Only pausing to sleep and eat |
22:01.14 | Xho | rite |
22:01.17 | TechnoIsBack | They're completely separate |
22:01.25 | TechnoIsBack | So, FFX is not a sequel to FFX-2 |
22:01.28 | TechnoIsBack | I mean |
22:01.33 | TechnoIsBack | FFX is not a sequel to FFIX |
22:01.36 | Xho | Longest play time of any game I have is most likely Spore |
22:01.38 | TechnoIsBack | But FFX-2 is a sequel to FFX |
22:01.44 | TechnoIsBack | if that makes sense |
22:01.57 | Hachiman | Spore's the game I've spent the most hours on according to Steam |
22:02.00 | Xho | 261 hours on Steam but probably tenfold that on the disc version |
22:02.01 | OluapPlayer | It's understandable enough |
22:02.11 | TechnoIsBack | I would recommend starting with FFIX or FFVI if you want to, or FFXV when it comes out may be a good starting point |
22:02.12 | Hachiman | 4390 hours |
22:02.13 | OluapPlayer | That's because you used to leave the game open for no reason |
22:02.19 | Xho | dum fuk |
22:02.28 | OluapPlayer | Never even created anything you goddamn cretin i hate u |
22:02.37 | Xho | 4390 hours open 0 HOURS PLAYING IT LEL |
22:02.42 | TechnoIsBack | I have spent about 2K hours on Dota 2, and I regret almost all of them 8D |
22:02.52 | OluapPlayer | Yet you still play |
22:02.56 | Xho | The longest game I've done on Steam is Garry's Mod |
22:03.07 | Xho | 1078 hours so far |
22:03.14 | OluapPlayer | Mine is TF2 at 2223 hours |
22:03.20 | Monet | Sander Cohen...I was completely unfazed exploring the surgery of Dr. Steinman. Arcadia was creepy but Fort Frolic? Sander Cohen was the creepiest freak of nature under the sea. |
22:03.23 | Xho | rip hat simulator 2016 |
22:03.37 | OluapPlayer | Most of those are from 2009 to 2012 |
22:03.44 | TechnoIsBack | I only play against bots |
22:04.03 | TechnoIsBack | Or when my friends at uni are playing it |
22:04.04 | OluapPlayer | 538 hours of Spore GA, 463 hours of GMod, 269 hours of Dota 2 |
22:04.06 | Xho | I've done 86 hours on Fallout 4, surprising because I didn't think there actually was 86 hours gameplay |
22:04.18 | TechnoIsBack | I got really sick and tired of playing against people |
22:04.18 | OluapPlayer | For some reason I have 144 hours of Mass Effect 2 |
22:04.21 | TechnoIsBack | the community is just |
22:04.22 | TechnoIsBack | ugh |
22:04.24 | OluapPlayer | I don't remember playing that game for that long |
22:04.43 | Xho | I have 40 hours on ME2 |
22:04.48 | Xho | step the fuck down scrub |
22:05.15 | TechnoIsBack | My most played game non-Dota game is not recorded on Steam, it's probably FFX |
22:05.17 | OluapPlayer | 147 hours of Dark Souls 2 + 46 hours of Dark Souls 2's updated re-release |
22:05.21 | TechnoIsBack | I must have spent about 500 hours total playing that |
22:05.27 | TechnoIsBack | oh, FFXIV |
22:05.36 | TechnoIsBack | Might be about 400 or so |
22:06.44 | OluapPlayer | 63 hours of MGSV |
22:06.49 | OluapPlayer | That game was definitely shorter than I hoped |
22:07.02 | Monet | My top three most played Steam games (besides Spore) are Anno 2070 (385 hours) GTA V (338 hours) and KSP (264 hours) |
22:07.09 | TechnoIsBack | I must have at least 100 hours on MGSV |
22:07.22 | OluapPlayer | ur incompetent lul |
22:07.42 | TechnoIsBack | I didn't get around to 100%ing it |
22:07.53 | OluapPlayer | Me neither |
22:08.04 | TechnoIsBack | I don't play multiplayer games other than FFXV, so I don't think I get many hours on that many games |
22:08.10 | TechnoIsBack | oh |
22:08.13 | OluapPlayer | I wasn't in the mood to do repeated "but harder" versions of missions |
22:08.13 | Xho | I did about 300 hours on Oblivion on the Xbox |
22:08.17 | Xho | Same with Fallout 3 |
22:08.20 | TechnoIsBack | I have replayed Jak and Daxter so many times |
22:08.22 | Monet | I'm 99 hours on that - only a little way past the first end. |
22:08.24 | TechnoIsBack | that I might have 500 hours on that |
22:08.38 | TechnoIsBack | If you count the R&C series and how many times I've replayed them... |
22:08.43 | TechnoIsBack | I'd estimate 4000 hours |
22:08.44 | TechnoIsBack | :V |
22:09.05 | OluapPlayer | I've replayed the Donkey Kong Country games MANY times back when I had my SNES |
22:09.17 | OluapPlayer | DKC2 is probably one of my favorite platformers |
22:09.20 | OluapPlayer | That game was good |
22:09.55 | TechnoIsBack | I replayed NSMB like 6 times |
22:10.05 | TechnoIsBack | But playthroughs of that game are short |
22:10.11 | OluapPlayer | NSMB is meh tho |
22:10.24 | TechnoIsBack | NSMB2 was more meh imo |
22:10.29 | TechnoIsBack | It was fun, but eh |
22:10.38 | OluapPlayer | Well yeah, they get more meh with each sequel |
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22:11.05 | TechnoIsBack | They run out of ideas with each sequel |
22:11.15 | OluapPlayer | But now Paper Mario became the new NSMB. A established series which gets ravaged harder with every sequel |
22:11.31 | Xho | I played Jak & Daxter once |
22:11.37 | Xho | I was so confused I ragequitted it |
22:11.42 | TechnoIsBack | Which one? |
22:11.45 | Xho | Don't know |
22:11.47 | TechnoIsBack | I played all of them 9999 times |
22:11.56 | TechnoIsBack | You may have been playing Jak II |
22:11.59 | TechnoIsBack | that one is hard as nails |
22:12.05 | Xho | Or was it Ratchet and Clank |
22:12.13 | Xho | SEE THIS FUCKING NOMENCLATURE RIGHT HERE PISSES ME OFF |
22:12.14 | OluapPlayer | We can tell considering you have a character literally named Daxter but with "x" replaced by "ks" |
22:12.20 | TechnoIsBack | Or it was that |
22:12.26 | TechnoIsBack | pfft |
22:12.43 | TechnoIsBack | Also, Daxter's species? Ottsel |
22:12.45 | TechnoIsBack | yeah |
22:13.07 | OluapPlayer | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Creature%3AOttsel hoh |
22:13.16 | TechnoIsBack | I loved making that |
22:13.23 | TechnoIsBack | I never used it in fiction, but it was neat to make |
22:13.44 | Xho | It was one of those two game series |
22:13.46 | OluapPlayer | I was expecting you to act embarrassed or something |
22:13.49 | OluapPlayer | was outsmarted |
22:13.53 | Xho | Either way it was one of the few times I was genuinely irate at a game |
22:14.19 | OluapPlayer | Xho plays Darkest Dungeon, has an aneurysm |
22:14.26 | Xho | fukn |
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22:14.39 | Xho | Soulcalibur II on Extremely Hard was good enough |
22:14.52 | OluapPlayer | Darkest Dungeon was one game which I actually quit because I couldn't cope to how hard it is |
22:15.06 | Xho | No matter how good you were on Soulcalibur II a button mashing noob will kick your ass |
22:15.14 | Xho | Same goes for all Namco games |
22:15.24 | Technobliterator | I would be embarassed if I included fiction on it |
22:15.30 | Monet | http://www.rockstargames.com/newswire/article/52663/coming-soon-to-gta-online-bikers-and-more |
22:15.32 | Technobliterator | My fiction writing back then was so awful |
22:15.53 | Xho | I still wish they would release fully fledged DLC for GTAV |
22:15.56 | OluapPlayer | And now you're on Dota 2 |
22:15.58 | Xho | It would be huge |
22:15.58 | Hachiman | >implying it's any better now |
22:16.03 | Hachiman | kek |
22:16.13 | OluapPlayer | It's like a meth addict pretending she doesn't sniff meth anymore but actually does |
22:16.23 | Technobliterator | I'm playing against bots |
22:16.25 | Technobliterator | : | |
22:16.32 | OluapPlayer | UR ON DOTO THO |
22:16.37 | Technobliterator | BUT BOTS |
22:16.42 | OluapPlayer | fuk ur butts |
22:16.46 | Xho | butt bots |
22:17.05 | Monet | Xho: Money's totally in Online now. |
22:17.12 | Xho | indeed |
22:17.14 | OluapPlayer | All I can say to GTA V is San Fierro and Las Venturas when |
22:17.19 | Xho | I don't like Online though |
22:17.38 | OluapPlayer | San Andreas isn't complete without SLOPES and CASINOS |
22:17.38 | Xho | I went on it a few times and that also was one of the few times I was genuinely irate at a game |
22:18.08 | Monet | OluapPlayer: Yeah I miss the casinos. |
22:18.26 | Xho | GTA V is good though |
22:18.31 | Xho | I dunno whether it's the best GTA or not |
22:18.38 | OluapPlayer | But knowing Rockstar nowadays, if they added these it'd be just to have established characters killed |
22:18.45 | OluapPlayer | afaik a bunch of GTA IV chars die in V |
22:18.45 | Monet | Though I'm not sure what was going on with Las Venturas. Los Angeles and San Francisco are in California while Las Vegas is in Nevada. |
22:19.16 | Monet | OluapPLayer: Only Johnny K I think. |
22:19.29 | Hachiman | So, I haven't played much GTA before but |
22:19.38 | Xho | He gets his head smashed to bits by Trevor |
22:19.40 | Xho | Almost literally |
22:19.41 | Hachiman | Is Gay Tony actually gay |
22:19.45 | OluapPlayer | I've heard a number of chars from The Lost and the Damned die to Trevor |
22:19.47 | OluapPlayer | Yes |
22:19.56 | Xho | Trevor's funny though |
22:19.59 | Xho | If not a little scary |
22:20.24 | Xho | He's probably the most insane character to ever come out of GTA |
22:20.32 | OluapPlayer | That's the point |
22:20.37 | Monet | Trever massacres the Lost MC. |
22:20.46 | OluapPlayer | He's supposed to represent the player who plays the game for the sake of going around killing people |
22:20.53 | Xho | Full on destroys them |
22:21.16 | OluapPlayer | He sounds a bit edgy to em tbh |
22:21.21 | OluapPlayer | me* |
22:21.24 | Xho | Actually the first segment where Trevor's introduced is basically him taking out everyone |
22:21.47 | Xho | He's not full on evil but he's definitely psychotic |
22:22.28 | OluapPlayer | In a half-related note I heard Niko saying YELLOW CAR for real yesterday |
22:22.33 | OluapPlayer | Also "MEEEEESTER MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN" |
22:23.13 | Monet | Trevor's brain has been melted by years of sniffing meth and petrol. |
22:23.25 | Monet | Or however you take meth. |
22:23.32 | Xho | The fun thing about Trevor's missions often is that you can go absolutely apeshit without repercussion |
22:23.49 | OluapPlayer | Getting drunk in that game is fully because you just ragdoll like you have up on life |
22:23.57 | OluapPlayer | Actually the ragdolls are some of my favorite parts of that game |
22:24.13 | OluapPlayer | People just ragdoll for the stupidest reasons, it cracks me up |
22:24.22 | OluapPlayer | *funny |
22:24.28 | OluapPlayer | *gave up |
22:24.33 | OluapPlayer | Fucking hell |
22:24.44 | Monet | I think V added a ragdoll button so you could jump and fall over intentionally. |
22:25.28 | Xho | It's like a combination but yeah |
22:25.38 | Xho | Can't remember what it is though |
22:26.22 | OluapPlayer | I intend to play GTA V once I'm done with IV but for now I'm cautious about it |
22:26.23 | Monet | OluapPlayer: What about TAAAKICAAAABB |
22:26.32 | OluapPlayer | That too |
22:26.38 | OluapPlayer | TAAAAAAAAAAA XEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE |
22:27.19 | Monet | This is why people get shitfaced - some people are hilarious when drunk. |
22:27.38 | Monet | Not the only reason but a popular social reason. |
22:28.09 | OluapPlayer | Last time I got drunk was with Kate and she just started ranting over how shit her life is because every one of her brothers is a criminal |
22:28.59 | Monet | Funny thing is I think there's a grain of truth to Packie's rantings bout Irish power in Liberty City. |
22:29.47 | Monet | Before the Mafia, Irish criminal groups used to be the power-brokers in the States. |
22:30.05 | OluapPlayer | That's probably the inspiration then |
22:32.12 | Monet | I will spoil |
22:32.19 | Monet | Packie does make a return in V. |
22:32.55 | Xho | I haven't managed to find him in any of my playthroughs |
22:32.58 | OluapPlayer | I'm aware. He helps you rob banks or something |
22:33.08 | Monet | Xho: He's a random encounter. |
22:33.32 | OluapPlayer | That being said the heist mission in IV was fun |
22:33.38 | OluapPlayer | That was an assload of cops though |
22:33.54 | Monet | Basically you save him and a partner after they rob some shop. I think they are half-drunk too. |
22:33.54 | Xho | dflkg |
22:34.04 | OluapPlayer | I couldn't read the dialog because there were so many cops attacking you all the time |
22:37.45 | OluapPlayer | I'm getting calls from Roman saying he's getting married so I think I'm getting close to the end |
22:37.58 | Monet | You are |
22:38.38 | DrodoEmpire | test |
22:51.10 | Xho | OluapPlayer: So there's this Gmod DA group giving out tutorials on how to make good screenshots |
22:51.17 | Xho | User who's doing it doesn't make good screenshots |
22:51.22 | Xho | kasdjfkgeas |
23:04.45 | OluapPlayer | top dum |
23:05.31 | OluapPlayer | time for gta |
23:37.49 | DrodoEmpire | Alright |
23:38.11 | DrodoEmpire | I can't believe I'm doing this |
23:38.31 | DrodoEmpire | I'm violating every principle, not to mention instinct, by doing such |
23:38.39 | DrodoEmpire | But... well... |
23:38.51 | DrodoEmpire | I'm eating the one can of corned beef in the house. Spam. |
23:39.01 | DrodoEmpire | shudders |
23:39.11 | DrodoEmpire | I'm *that* hungry |
23:41.24 | DrodoEmpire | Its been inspected by the Brazilian ministry of agriculture... So... so its got that... |
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23:53.06 | Monet | DrodoEmpire: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/09/Spam_can.png fear the can! |
23:56.17 | Monet | Oh great, now I'm hungry. |
23:57.37 | DrodoEmpire | olol |
23:57.43 | DrodoEmpire | Actually looking at it |
23:57.51 | DrodoEmpire | Its hereford, with one of those annoying tabs |
23:58.49 | DrodoEmpire | Doesn't even have a key |
23:58.50 | DrodoEmpire | >.< |