00:33.18 | DrodoEmpire | A West African kingdom's occupying what's left of Portugal o.O |
00:33.27 | DrodoEmpire | In my EUIV game |
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02:33.20 | DrodoEmpire | https://i.gyazo.com/eb20b6fe80d5dae51be2fec05a608c87.png Oh dear |
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05:56.02 | Tybusen | Hello |
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07:34.59 | drom | Agh |
07:35.03 | drom | Wormy isn't here! |
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09:20.52 | Xho | asdfghklasjd |
09:23.59 | Liquid_Ink | Gesundheit |
09:24.27 | Xho | I've been told there's a spider in the bathroom |
09:24.31 | Xho | And I need to use the bathroom |
09:24.39 | Xho | arachnophobia kills |
09:27.05 | Liquid_Ink | Damn |
09:36.56 | Xho | On the plus side I'm expecting my new desktop within the next two hours |
09:37.26 | Liquid_Ink | Neat |
09:57.47 | Xho | big ass machine of destruction |
10:41.54 | Xho | Well it's here |
10:41.56 | Xho | And it's heavy af |
10:45.14 | Liquid_Ink | Yey |
11:12.33 | Xho | Well it works |
11:12.42 | Xho | The only issue is that I don't have an internet connection |
11:12.46 | Xho | Gonna have to go out and buy an adapter |
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11:31.57 | Monet | Hi |
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12:00.44 | Monet | Heylo |
12:00.54 | Xho | Hi |
12:01.03 | Xho | Me new desktop has arrived |
12:01.09 | Monet | sweet |
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12:01.15 | Xho | First off it's fucking huge and equally fucking heavy |
12:01.26 | Xho | Second off I need to go out into town to get a network adapter because it needs one |
12:01.28 | Xho | So bbl |
12:02.35 | OluapPlayer | Hi and bye fuk u |
12:02.45 | Monet | Heh |
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12:09.54 | ImpyDroid | Hi |
12:11.25 | ImpyDroid | Xho_Out: Gimme a female Zhulultu name |
12:12.32 | OluapPlayer | He's out |
12:12.45 | OluapPlayer | And Zhulultu are genderless |
12:12.53 | ImpyDroid | Oh |
12:13.15 | ImpyDroid | Just a Zhulultu name then |
12:13.44 | Monet | Bubultu |
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12:37.13 | DrodoEmpire | test |
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12:56.21 | Spu | Alright new desktop is a go |
12:56.29 | Spu | You can kick the Xho_Out account now |
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12:56.37 | OluapPlayer | i kill u |
12:57.02 | Xho | ded |
12:59.07 | Xho | NOT USED TO 4K MONITOR ANYMORE |
12:59.10 | Xho | AACK |
12:59.19 | OluapPlayer | lrn 2 4 |
12:59.34 | Xho | scrubs |
13:22.51 | DrodoEmpire | test |
13:37.59 | Xho | Well I can get a semi-decent download speed out of this adapter |
13:38.06 | Xho | moar spoar pls |
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13:38.37 | Hachiman | Hi |
13:38.43 | OluapPlayer | spure |
13:38.46 | OluapPlayer | ew shoo |
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13:52.23 | Xho | This thing has fans everywhere |
13:52.32 | Xho | I count six |
13:53.02 | OluapPlayer | Computer so powerful it takes flight |
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14:10.53 | Xho | Well Spore works fine |
14:14.23 | Tek0516 | Gotta love classes with "optional" textbooks. Because of course I can spend $200 on something I don't need and won't use. |
14:14.55 | Xho | wut |
14:16.15 | Tek0516 | Xho: Yes. Some profs assign $200 optional extra textbooks that you won't use for the course. |
14:18.20 | Monet | Muneh |
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14:19.07 | Monet | how come textbooks cost so much |
14:19.25 | Tek0516 | Publisher and retailer monopolies. |
14:20.50 | Tek0516 | No competition and people need to buy the specific version. They can charge whatever they want. |
14:21.17 | DrodoEmpire | https://i.makeagif.com/media/8-25-2015/o7TOxn.gif |
14:21.54 | Imperios | DrodoEmpire: Answered your /pol/ guy |
14:22.38 | DrodoEmpire | Answered with something even more /pol/ish <.< |
14:22.41 | Imperios | Also how many people would you have the Nazis killed overall? Including war deaths, not just the concentration camps |
14:23.08 | DrodoEmpire | I'd have the nazis kill no one, if that were my call...? o.O |
14:23.25 | DrodoEmpire | ("how many people would you have the Nazis killed overall" is very confusing) |
14:23.33 | DrodoEmpire | If you mean total deaths |
14:23.44 | DrodoEmpire | Well, the Holocaust killed closer to eleven million people |
14:23.58 | Hachiman | Only those who deserved it |
14:23.58 | DrodoEmpire | Not six million, that was the number of Jewish victims |
14:24.05 | Hachiman | liek dem greedy jews |
14:24.11 | DrodoEmpire | <.< |
14:24.14 | DrodoEmpire | Anyway |
14:24.32 | DrodoEmpire | I dunno |
14:24.54 | DrodoEmpire | The nazis were probably directly or indirectly responsible for some forty million deaths, terrible stuff |
14:25.10 | Monet | Wasn't Marks and Spencer established by two Jewish men? |
14:25.14 | DrodoEmpire | Not sure though, as I believe the casualty-count for WWII was something like 60-70 million |
14:27.35 | Xho | Well this desktop just made 4096 textures its bitch |
14:27.40 | Xho | Let's try something higher |
14:29.09 | Xho | Doesn't like 8192 however |
14:31.56 | Xho | Okay it doesn't really like 4096 that much either although it runs without fps drop |
14:32.04 | Xho | meh keep it at 2048 tehn |
14:32.06 | Xho | then |
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14:32.40 | Jepardi | Hi |
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14:34.30 | Monet | Hello |
14:40.33 | Wormy_ | hi |
14:43.10 | Xho | http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/0/0b/TwoZhulultu.png/revision/latest?cb=20160907144207 Return of the Graphics |
14:43.49 | OluapPlayer | top shiny |
14:44.09 | Monet | Phworrh |
14:45.35 | Hachiman | noice |
14:46.00 | OluapPlayer | make new tandava pls |
14:49.14 | Xho | See what comes to mind |
14:49.15 | Xho | hm |
14:50.43 | Xho | Also I found out that texture thing I was on about was actually due to Darkspore textures on core parts |
14:50.52 | Xho | It's an option under 9.r to have them which is good |
14:51.00 | Monet | Cool |
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14:52.20 | OluapPlayer | I prefer the core textures |
14:52.27 | OluapPlayer | Darkspore ones make the game look weird to me |
14:55.17 | Xho | Fair enough |
14:55.18 | Xho | I don't like the core textures because to me it doesn't make the model look fluid enough |
14:56.18 | Imperios | Xho: Dat neon blue |
15:31.57 | Tek0516 | Oh, just noticed Spore is one sale. |
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15:38.55 | Xho | OluapPlayer: http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/c/c0/Tandava2016.png/revision/latest?cb=20160907153743 |
15:39.10 | OluapPlayer | ebul |
15:39.18 | OluapPlayer | Upload PNG so I can Sekhman pls |
15:39.24 | OluapPlayer | make* |
15:39.29 | Xho | http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/f/ff/Tandava_Xhodocto.png/revision/latest?cb=20160907153412 |
15:39.33 | Hachiman | His pose looks like he's just told a joke and is waiting for people to laugh like "eh, eh" |
15:39.41 | OluapPlayer | That was quick |
15:39.42 | OluapPlayer | gud spu |
15:39.47 | Xho | Tandava - mass genocide Angazhar - KEK |
15:40.12 | OluapPlayer | Santorakh - i dont get it Tandava - also cheese Santorakh - OOOOOOOOOOO |
15:41.30 | Xho | I might delete the Tandava page and affix a new sub section under the Xhodocto page |
15:41.35 | Xho | Or have it deleted |
15:42.09 | Technobliterator | AMA coming in a couple hours :o |
15:42.12 | Technobliterator | Until then, bbl |
15:42.23 | OluapPlayer | >hours |
15:42.25 | OluapPlayer | absoutely haram |
15:44.07 | Xho | AMA |
15:44.10 | Xho | wut dat |
15:44.16 | OluapPlayer | Ask Me Anything |
15:44.22 | Xho | double wut dat |
15:44.27 | OluapPlayer | An interview |
15:44.28 | Hachiman | Q&A |
15:44.34 | Xho | for who tho |
15:44.40 | Hachiman | URO |
15:44.45 | OluapPlayer | One of Jo's fiction characters |
15:44.50 | Xho | rite |
15:45.39 | DrodoEmpire | Tech: yuy |
15:45.40 | DrodoEmpire | : |
15:45.41 | DrodoEmpire | :D |
15:46.30 | DrodoEmpire | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/SporeWiki:Fiction_Universe/Universal_Discussion_Board#.E2.80.A2LIVE:Political_Violence.2C_conflict_ahead_of_Drodo_Imperial_Election - In the meantime, French people getting mugged and stages being hijacked by communists |
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15:47.50 | dino82_ | h |
15:47.56 | DrodoEmpire | Hi |
15:48.03 | Monet | Hi |
15:48.27 | Charles_Murray | Hey dino! |
15:48.34 | Xho | h |
15:48.43 | OluapPlayer | AAAA |
15:48.55 | Xho | wut |
15:49.45 | OluapPlayer | Well I can't open the PNG |
15:49.47 | OluapPlayer | It crashes my game |
15:49.55 | OluapPlayer | Cocks and balls to that |
15:49.57 | Xho | 2muchpowa |
15:50.24 | Xho | I have different addons in 9.r |
15:50.32 | OluapPlayer | Might be the reason |
15:51.36 | OluapPlayer | Guess i'll just use the generic Tandava pic |
15:51.38 | Hachiman | penis and also dicke and balls |
15:51.38 | OluapPlayer | top disgust |
15:52.49 | Xho | http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/b/b8/Xho9rSettings.png/revision/latest?cb=20160907155232 Those are the packages I use |
15:53.51 | OluapPlayer | Yeah you got some stuff that I don't |
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15:59.28 | Imperios | Xho: http://cs4.pikabu.ru/post_img/2015/04/03/11/1428084663_545249616.jpg "TFW when died and realised you don't have to go to work tomorrow" |
15:59.47 | Xho | feels god |
15:59.50 | Xho | good evne |
15:59.51 | Xho | man |
16:00.07 | Xho | My download speed is suffering atm |
16:04.29 | Xho | Might get a router come pay day |
16:04.38 | Xho | bitches hoggin' my download speeds |
16:04.55 | OluapPlayer | speedo |
16:05.37 | Xho | Right now I'm peaking at 3.8 MB/sec and averaging 2 |
16:05.43 | Xho | Frequently dipping down to 0 |
16:06.18 | OluapPlayer | Xho: Is Sethzak supposed to have done anything note-worthy in the War of Ages? |
16:06.27 | OluapPlayer | Or any other story for that matter |
16:06.31 | Xho | I believe he was responsible for killing Tadjamad or Telfar |
16:06.35 | Xho | one of those two |
16:06.41 | Xho | Imperios: which one was it |
16:06.51 | Imperios | Telfar |
16:07.01 | OluapPlayer | I thought Telfar got killed by zambies |
16:07.06 | Imperios | That's Tadj |
16:07.10 | OluapPlayer | agh |
16:07.16 | Imperios | I actually imagined Seth hated Radeons |
16:07.28 | Imperios | And was like the leaders of the Xhod invasion force in darkspace |
16:07.33 | Imperios | *leader |
16:07.33 | OluapPlayer | Did that happen in the War of Ages? |
16:07.36 | Imperios | Yep |
16:07.43 | OluapPlayer | rito |
16:08.00 | Imperios | He was supposed to be some sort of priest originally |
16:08.07 | Imperios | So he would be like "FUCKERS I AM GOING TO OUTALLAH YOU" |
16:08.20 | Xho | cheese akbar |
16:08.34 | dino82_ | :D |
16:09.00 | OluapPlayer | Sethzak - rats are haram |
16:09.03 | Xho | OluapPlayer: You could ask me to make Sethzak for you u dunce m80 |
16:09.18 | OluapPlayer | I could but I didn't know if you were willing so |
16:09.22 | OluapPlayer | I wouldn't mind if you did tho |
16:09.34 | Xho | I'll do it once TF2's installed |
16:09.43 | Xho | Which is between now - never |
16:09.44 | OluapPlayer | Really all I was gonna do in Spore was get the Tandava PNG and paint it white |
16:09.51 | OluapPlayer | You might be able to make something better |
16:10.06 | OluapPlayer | Well, not might, Will. |
16:10.07 | Xho | I might as well do Dhazhrak in the time as well |
16:10.09 | OluapPlayer | .* |
16:10.17 | dino82_ | Dhazhrak!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :P |
16:10.32 | Xho | egad |
16:10.32 | OluapPlayer | lel |
16:10.55 | OluapPlayer | Imperios: So I take you were the one who came up with Sethzak originally |
16:11.04 | Imperios | Yup |
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16:11.12 | OluapPlayer | Hope you don't mind me taking over |
16:11.14 | Wormy_ | hi |
16:11.23 | Imperios | Well |
16:11.23 | Monet | Hi |
16:11.31 | Imperios | Can I contribute as well? |
16:11.39 | OluapPlayer | Sure |
16:11.55 | Imperios | Nah I don't mind then |
16:12.01 | OluapPlayer | Just need to keep in mind the current Xhodocto behavior |
16:12.01 | Wormy_ | So how does fiction reading day work? |
16:12.13 | OluapPlayer | Technobliterator: answer dat |
16:12.26 | Xho | I believe we all read fiction |
16:12.42 | OluapPlayer | afaik we take turns posting our fiction for others to read |
16:12.54 | Wormy_ | Any fiction, or does it go through a selection process so we don't get bogged? |
16:13.05 | Xho | I'd say we pick five to read |
16:13.25 | OluapPlayer | You should leave that for when Jo is here since she's the one organizing this |
16:13.44 | Wormy_ | I wonder whether I should try and finish Wormulon/Recent Works in time for that, then |
16:14.40 | Hachiman | OluapPlayer: If a vampire is decapitated, does it die? |
16:14.52 | OluapPlayer | Koldenweltian vampire? |
16:14.56 | Hachiman | Yeah |
16:15.01 | OluapPlayer | No |
16:15.06 | Xho | deer gawd |
16:15.19 | OluapPlayer | They only die via heart destruction |
16:15.22 | Wormy_ | imagines it biting someone bodyless |
16:15.32 | Hachiman | So, if a vampire has its heart damaged, can it decapitate itself and, if it finds a way to relocate its head, survive to regrow its body? |
16:15.57 | OluapPlayer | The decapitated head is dead, the body isn't |
16:16.02 | Hachiman | Ah right |
16:16.08 | OluapPlayer | The body - where the heart is - can grow a new head |
16:16.26 | OluapPlayer | Probably hurts like absolute fuck though |
16:18.32 | OluapPlayer | Imperios: You can contribute a top quote :v |
16:26.32 | Imperios | OluapPlayer: "He appeared, and our weapons rusted and corroded. Our tanks and ships broke down. Our flesh itself thinned and rotted and blood became slick and slimy. But faith endured, somehow. Never before has Spode felt so close, so... real. When the force of absolute evil appeared, one was bound to believe that its opposite existed too. At least, we all hoped it did." - Clericarch Tadjamad |
16:26.51 | Imperios | *before had Spode |
16:27.18 | OluapPlayer | Thanks |
16:27.33 | OluapPlayer | Did he do anything in specific other than explode Telfar? |
16:28.30 | Imperios | He held his soul captive for a while I believe |
16:28.44 | Imperios | In previous canon Telfar became a Nar so maybe they could be involved |
16:28.54 | Imperios | Maybe he tortured him for a while until the Nars intervened |
16:29.26 | OluapPlayer | Sethzak - suddenly cats |
16:30.17 | Xho | http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/4/4d/Sethzak2016.png/revision/latest?cb=20160907162938 icy |
16:30.44 | OluapPlayer | Sethzak - my ice cream tastes like chaos and hellfire |
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16:42.26 | Hachiman | I wonder about the possibility of Sylits using other Essences |
16:43.12 | DrodoEmpire | Fucking shitdicks |
16:43.21 | DrodoEmpire | Aragon got a Personal Union over me |
16:43.24 | DrodoEmpire | On EUIV |
16:43.28 | Hachiman | Ouch |
16:44.03 | DrodoEmpire | Yeah >.< Now I need to rally a ton of people to support independence before they get the chance to inherit my entire empire |
16:44.04 | Xho | http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/5/5e/Dhazhrak2016.png/revision/latest?cb=20160907164142 Dhazhrak |
16:44.18 | Hachiman | Xho: I really like the fact Tandava have tails now |
16:44.19 | DrodoEmpire | Ooh nice |
16:44.39 | Xho | Tandava are basically just lesser Xhodocto now |
16:44.49 | Xho | Still got the godly image but can be beaten up |
16:45.24 | Monet_PC | Hachiman: Most other species in the universe can only use Elemental. |
16:45.28 | OluapPlayer | Dhazhrak - make fun of my dress now bitch i dare you |
16:45.35 | Hachiman | True |
16:46.22 | Monet_PC | Hard to imagine this Dhazhrak in a dress. He looks very intimidating in that pose. |
16:46.40 | Hachiman | I can imagine him in some like fancy, revealing dark robes |
16:46.48 | Hachiman | Something still flamboyant |
16:47.27 | Hachiman | Monet: I mean like, say a Sylit was offered the opportunity to use Dream energy by Hachi or something; would they consider using an Essence other than Elemental to be heinous considering it'd separate them from the Flame? |
16:47.38 | Hachiman | Unless Elemental can be used in tandem with other Essences |
16:48.28 | OluapPlayer | No reason why not |
16:48.35 | OluapPlayer | Unless it's bad demon essences |
16:48.48 | Monet_PC | I think Elemental can be used in tandem with other energies. |
16:49.07 | Monet_PC | It's the most natural of all the essences. |
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16:52.20 | Imperios | Wormy_: https://archive-media.nyafuu.org/wsr/image/1467/29/1467293300993.png |
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16:54.31 | Quark8 | Hello. |
16:55.07 | Xho | Hi |
16:55.11 | Xho | Someone gimme a quote for the Tandava |
16:55.13 | DrodoEmpire | Oh wow lol |
16:55.27 | DrodoEmpire | Apparently I have my ruler as a general, despite the fact he's dead...? o.O |
16:55.50 | OluapPlayer | zambie |
16:55.51 | DrodoEmpire | Yeah it still lists "Henri de Trastamara I" as a usable general |
16:55.53 | DrodoEmpire | ^ |
16:57.16 | Technobliterator | OluapPlayer, answer wat |
16:57.32 | OluapPlayer | jesus learn to read |
16:57.48 | OluapPlayer | Wormy asked what Fiction Reading Day will be like |
16:58.26 | Technobliterator | oh |
16:59.21 | Technobliterator | Wormy_, it'll be a highlighted thread post, in which I'll link to several fictions in bullet point form, and instead of editing our own stuff, we read them and discuss them on that thread or on the IRC |
16:59.36 | Technobliterator | The UDB etc will be open, but we'll just ask users to look at other things rather than work on their own projects |
16:59.49 | Xho | Someone gimme a quote for the Tandava pls |
17:00.02 | Monet_PC | Drodo: New Civ announcement: Harald Hadrada for Norway. |
17:00.08 | DrodoEmpire | Ooh cool |
17:00.30 | Imperios | Who that? |
17:00.41 | OluapPlayer | I'm busy with Sethhhhhhh |
17:00.45 | OluapPlayer | ask Hachi hur |
17:01.01 | Monet_PC | I don't know much about him other than that he got his butt kicked by Harold Godwinson trying to conquer England. |
17:01.18 | Hachiman | "I HAVE TO FIND THE WHALES" |
17:01.26 | Hachiman | In seriousness, lemme think |
17:01.38 | Monet_PC | He failed where William of Normandy succeeded. |
17:02.11 | Quark8 | He also unsuccessfully claimed the Danish throne. |
17:03.30 | Monet_PC | Failed in the art of conquest twice. |
17:09.18 | OluapPlayer | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Captain:Sethzak oluap does a xhodocto |
17:10.29 | Xho | Nijusi - fuk |
17:15.19 | Xho | gud page tho |
17:15.37 | OluapPlayer | i did a right |
17:16.12 | Monet_PC | Interesting how he likes watching bloodshed more than he does taking part. |
17:16.41 | Xho | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Xhodocto#The_Tandava I did this in that meantime |
17:16.51 | Hachiman | I like how he prefers to limit himself during combat |
17:17.02 | OluapPlayer | It's the other way around |
17:17.07 | OluapPlayer | He likes being there in person |
17:17.18 | Hachiman | "Lords of the Hyperuranion" |
17:17.20 | Hachiman | hyper onion |
17:17.34 | Xho | Santorakh - COOK THAT BITCH |
17:17.45 | OluapPlayer | WAT R YE DOIN |
17:17.56 | OluapPlayer | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqojuDhclWo coincidentally I was just watching this |
17:18.38 | Hachiman | Oh God |
17:18.42 | Xho | kek |
17:18.49 | Imperios | OluapPlayer: Yiy |
17:19.17 | Monet_PC | Being there in person but not always doing the killing? |
17:19.53 | OluapPlayer | He's there and does the killing |
17:20.03 | OluapPlayer | But unlike Angazhar he likes ordering armies to follow him as he does it |
17:21.54 | Technobliterator | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/SporeWiki:Fiction_Universe/Universal_Discussion_Board#I_AM_DA_NEX_PRESIDENT_OF_URO._ASK_ME_ANYTHIN.21 \o/ |
17:21.59 | OluapPlayer | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fey6ZMddmhY Santorakh bothers Angazhar while Krath watches |
17:23.54 | DrodoEmpire | Tech: yuy |
17:24.27 | OluapPlayer | asked |
17:25.55 | Technobliterator | replied |
17:26.52 | Xho | Messaged |
17:27.08 | Monet_PC | "now im currently pollin at 15%, i dunno wat dat meens but da chikz tell me dat dats OVA A DOZEN, so im gonna be nex president." lol |
17:28.18 | OluapPlayer | Also I just noticed shitty monkey meme |
17:28.23 | OluapPlayer | Zr'Ahgloth doesn't get my vote |
17:28.32 | Hachiman | I mean |
17:28.36 | Hachiman | 15% isn't bad |
17:31.12 | Monet_PC | Depends on how many candidates there are |
17:31.29 | Technobliterator | he wins 99% of the Loron vote |
17:32.01 | Technobliterator | Tuolog's probably around 52%, since he's the guy who will actually win |
17:32.10 | Technobliterator | also replied |
17:32.40 | Xho | replied to that as well |
17:33.57 | DrodoEmpire | I posted |
17:34.25 | Monet_PC | "I will smash all the dumbos that dun't like me" |
17:34.42 | OluapPlayer | inb4 the 1% voted for Hagto'Zhl because they couldn't tell the difference |
17:34.45 | DrodoEmpire | hur |
17:38.16 | Xho | OluapPlayer: quoted Sethzak |
17:38.21 | OluapPlayer | nito |
17:41.37 | Monet_PC | Posted |
17:44.07 | Xho | https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t35.0-12/14285273_1376295525731358_588721471_o.jpg?oh=74f4584d29e54fe301c1648f5581b86b&oe=57D24250 Finally got a pic of the new desktop |
17:44.15 | Xho | Bear in mind that's a 28" monitor |
17:45.07 | OluapPlayer | HUGE man |
17:47.03 | Monet_PC | Nicccce |
17:47.56 | Technobliterator | replied to all |
17:48.37 | OluapPlayer | You didn't reply to Xeron blah |
17:48.52 | Technobliterator | oh whoops |
17:49.33 | Hachiman | I can imaging Hachi trying to run an AMA and nobody taking any interest hur |
17:50.00 | OluapPlayer | Except Hachi is a very well known celebrity |
17:50.15 | DrodoEmpire | "why don't you kys >:D" |
17:50.30 | Technobliterator | responded |
17:50.44 | DrodoEmpire | But nah I see it being popular |
17:52.57 | OluapPlayer | I can see Hachi plushies being a thing |
17:53.09 | Hachiman | That'd be cute |
17:53.15 | OluapPlayer | Nu owns 20 |
17:53.34 | Xho | Nu - maybe maybe not |
17:53.36 | Monet_PC | Nu - I er...use them as punchbags. |
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17:53.37 | Quark8 | Hello. |
17:54.02 | OluapPlayer | Also Technobliterator I bet you expected me to do what I'm doing hur |
17:54.26 | Technobliterator | lmao |
17:54.35 | DrodoEmpire | Oluap: worse, Hachi body pillows <.< |
17:54.44 | OluapPlayer | [internal screaming] |
17:54.48 | DrodoEmpire | hur |
17:55.22 | Monet_PC | Replace Pikachu with Hachis http://blog.fromjapan.co.jp/en/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/Pokemon-Plush-Pikachu-Victini-Snivy-Tohoku-version.jpg throw Nu int othat store |
17:55.30 | Hachiman | >Plushies are a thing >Dakimakura are a thing >Action figures aren't because he's too cute |
17:55.49 | DrodoEmpire | hur |
17:56.34 | Monet_PC | I think Hachi can claim royalties on Hachi-themed merhandise. |
17:57.39 | Imperios | Hachi dakimakura I personbally can imagine |
17:57.52 | Imperios | Except he still wouldn't get laid |
17:57.57 | DrodoEmpire | olol |
17:58.01 | Hachiman | Average buyers are actually weird Borealis aliens |
17:58.45 | OluapPlayer | Wranploer - what you looking at a hermaphrodite beast has needs |
17:59.40 | Xho | Kicath - absolutely haram |
17:59.50 | Monet_PC | "don't ask don't tell" |
18:00.19 | DrodoEmpire | Viran - *stuff something in closet* yeah how vile <.< |
18:00.23 | OluapPlayer | It's been a while since I had Ark give the airlock line to someone |
18:00.25 | OluapPlayer | Feels good hur |
18:03.26 | Hachiman | I should probably show off one or two of Hachi's students next time he's in a 2810s fic |
18:03.35 | DrodoEmpire | That'd be cool |
18:03.38 | Hachiman | Or somewhere around that time |
18:04.48 | Hachiman | I actually wonder what state politicians would think of Hachi; it'd be easy to dismiss him as some mad fruitloop that just so happened to be useful |
18:04.55 | Xho | Needs a student who turns away and becomes an edgelord like kylo ren kek |
18:05.05 | Hachiman | Believe it or not, I was thinking about that |
18:08.39 | Xho | https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14238132_1295064407184100_1088241368244700118_n.jpg?oh=59d673ef173ac2933114d16b29c8fa3a&oe=587E4D94 |
18:09.38 | Imperios | Xho: DA REEPAS |
18:09.40 | OluapPlayer | hur |
18:09.42 | Imperios | DID YOU PREPARE FOR DA REEPAS |
18:09.47 | Monet_PC | Well just because he's a bit immature and goofy doesn't mean leaders might not take hi |
18:10.01 | Monet_PC | take hi mseriously. He's still an accomplished warrior. |
18:10.36 | DrodoEmpire | ^ |
18:10.53 | Imperios | Relevant to the discussion |
18:10.55 | Imperios | Xho: So apparnetly Voldermort's name in French is "Tom Jedusor", Jedusor as in "Jeux du sort", or "games of chance" |
18:12.09 | Charles_Murray | I read the whole series in French, he has a different name in English? |
18:12.17 | Xho | Tom Riddle in English |
18:12.21 | Charles_Murray | Ah |
18:12.45 | Hachiman | I was more thinking the fact that he's apparently unchained and free to act how he likes yet happens to wield an incredibly volatile and dangerous unknown space magic; it just so happens he's also a fruit loop and a bit immature |
18:12.51 | Xho | Tom Marvolo Ridde is an anagram of I Am Lord Voldemort |
18:12.59 | Monet_PC | Was going ot say |
18:13.05 | Hachiman | Like, I'd be surprised if some politicians and statesmen don't think he's dangerous |
18:13.40 | Monet_PC | Voldemort came from "Tom Riddle" |
18:13.48 | Hachiman | And of course, he's a known pervert and sleazebag, think of the children |
18:13.56 | OluapPlayer | The Indoc Collective and the PCA know who he is and see him as an ally |
18:14.03 | Hachiman | Well, not a sleazebag, but you get what I mean hur |
18:14.23 | OluapPlayer | I've no other governments so thats my two cents |
18:14.39 | Hachiman | wut bout ur demons |
18:15.25 | OluapPlayer | Not a government + should be fucking obvious |
18:15.44 | Monet_PC | Domestic Security - We consider him a security precaution. Then again all mentalists in the Imperium are required to declare themselves as such on state censi. |
18:16.17 | Hachiman | Shu'rimrodir - hes okay |
18:16.20 | Imperios | Xho: What I like is his name means "games of chance" |
18:16.31 | Imperios | Voldemort was punishable by death in the empire |
18:16.40 | Hachiman | wat |
18:16.54 | OluapPlayer | Hachi is literally anathema to the servants of the Corruptus, they see him as something to be destroyed |
18:17.11 | OluapPlayer | preferably the most painful way possible |
18:17.16 | Imperios | Hachiman: His surname in French is apparently "Jedusor", or "Jeux du sort" |
18:17.17 | Monet_PC | Other Imperial officials might take the Suicide Squad angle - he's a hero sure but there's the danger he might decide to one day go after some important guy because illegal stuff. |
18:17.18 | Imperios | Games of chance |
18:18.25 | Hachiman | tfw Imperium-sanctioned Suicide Squad to go after Hachi in case he becomes a threat |
18:18.27 | Charles_Murray | Hachiman : If you'd like the French perspective, it's actually quite possible that there's not much there. (1) None of the French governments have much experience dealing with him and (2) he doesn't fit in any established groups or boxes to which a structural response is tailored. He's a total outlier, so in effect there is no predetermined response. |
18:19.06 | Monet_PC | Some praetors might be shit-paranoid because if he discovers their shady deals, he can't be persuaded like a court hearing can. |
18:19.22 | Hachiman | Right that makes sense, so would the fact he's a unpredictable outlier mean he's considered a liability among French officials? |
18:19.29 | OluapPlayer | Try and kill Hachi and you get a pretty angry archangel after you |
18:20.30 | Hachiman | I think it's fortunate that Hachi doesn't actually like getting involved with state affairs or politics otherwise those corrupt praetors' fears would be even more founded |
18:20.51 | Monet_PC | Praetor - It's either keep him off my tail or sweat he one day finds out about my money laundering scheme to Praetoil-- I mean charity efforts in Paris. |
18:22.08 | Monet_PC | I recall reading that Batman tends to leave Penguin alone compared to other crooks because Penguin does a lot of white-collar crime ,which the Bat can't end with punching and scowling. |
18:22.50 | Charles_Murray | Hachiman : As a general rule, I wouldn't say so, but it entirely depends on who you're talking to and in what context. To illustrate: Hachi is a single person, not a state actor, so he wouldn't fit under the purview of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs or other mechanisms meant to deal with state actor. > |
18:23.19 | DrodoEmpire | The Drodo populace probably like Hachi overall as they like warriors |
18:23.26 | Charles_Murray | He's got some of the characteristics of a regular person, but doesn't quite fit the bill, so consular, immigration, and economic structures wouldn't quite know what to do with him. He's not a terrorist, so terrorist-fighting agencies also have no appropriate response |
18:23.47 | Monet_PC | But I can understand Hachi's position. If he goes Batman on these praetors, then universal hero or not he's committed murder and assault, maybe destruction of property. |
18:24.22 | Charles_Murray | But Hachi can trip over any of these jurisdictions and find himself in awkward positions when confronted either as a terrorist, a normal person, or an actor of interest to diplomacy |
18:24.31 | Charles_Murray | I hope that makes sense? |
18:24.59 | DrodoEmpire | tl;dr France is basically reduced to sitting there with their dick in their hand <.< |
18:25.11 | Charles_Murray | ? |
18:25.21 | OluapPlayer | dong |
18:25.21 | Charles_Murray | Wat no |
18:25.37 | Monet_PC | More like they don't know where he fits until he acts i n away that's relevant to these departments. |
18:25.45 | Charles_Murray | ^ |
18:25.48 | Charles_Murray | There we go |
18:26.02 | Charles_Murray | Then he gets slotted into a category in which he doesn't entirely fit |
18:26.42 | Hachiman | inb4 he trips over all of them |
18:26.46 | DrodoEmpire | hur |
18:27.15 | OluapPlayer | Well he could be seen as an Indoc Collective citizen, he's spent many years there living with Thea |
18:27.16 | DrodoEmpire | Yeah the Drodo government, similarly, wouldn't have a very organised or prepared response, though regular people/cops/civil servants would usually be pretty partial, likely knowing who he is |
18:27.55 | Charles_Murray | If he has an Indoc citizenship, there's that |
18:27.58 | Monet_PC | Wouldn't surprise me if someone like Hachi has multiple citizenships. |
18:28.21 | DrodoEmpire | ^ |
18:28.24 | Monet_PC | Makes travel and business much easier. |
18:28.50 | Hachiman | Considering he's travelled with Sarec for sometime, he could have an Imperial citizenship alongside an Indoc one |
18:29.20 | Monet_PC | He would. By now he could have his ow nresidence or something |
18:29.27 | Hachiman | Which I presume would make dealing with him harder if he trips over France in any way hur |
18:29.51 | Charles_Murray | Imperial as in CyraEmp? |
18:29.57 | Monet_PC | DI |
18:30.15 | Imperios | Wait wait wait |
18:30.19 | Charles_Murray | Oh |
18:30.31 | Imperios | Are we actually discussing the possibility of France having a special strategical plan for Hachi? |
18:30.39 | Charles_Murray | In that case, DI citizenships are some of the easiest to deal with going into France |
18:30.54 | Charles_Murray | So just show that passport at customs |
18:30.59 | Charles_Murray | You'll go right in |
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18:31.27 | Charles_Murray | Imperios Well no, the lack thereof |
18:32.00 | Monet_PC | Sarec holds an inquisitorial visa, which allows him free travel through any customs checkpoint that consents to cooperation with the grand inquisition. Sounds potentially abusive but an Inquisitorial visa is *very hard* to fake. |
18:32.59 | Hachiman | I can imagine a younger Hachi being the type to try to steal it and use it to get things he wanted hur |
18:33.03 | Monet_PC | Usually they're tied to a particular inquisitor and is linked to the central inquisition archives, so to make the visa legit you'll need to upload a fake inquisitorial ID into the Grand Inquisition's database. |
18:34.08 | Charles_Murray | An Indocs passport might be a little harder, given the fact that there isn't much coordination between the two, but not by much. It's not like a CyraEmp passport |
18:34.29 | DrodoEmpire | Charles_Murray: I'm guess Drodo Imperial passports are similar? |
18:34.36 | DrodoEmpire | Considering they're really close allies |
18:34.38 | Charles_Murray | Yeah, absolutely |
18:34.42 | DrodoEmpire | *guessing |
18:35.52 | Monet_PC | Crossing into France with a CyraEmp passport I imagine would be like trying to get into Turkey with a Syrian passport. |
18:36.08 | Charles_Murray | Not quite that bad |
18:38.33 | Monet_PC | Now I wonder if there's some black market in the Empire for other nations' passports. |
18:38.46 | Monet_PC | I mean a big one. |
18:40.52 | Charles_Murray | I'm not sure Imperials get out that much? |
18:41.07 | Monet_PC | Hmm maybe not. |
18:41.41 | Monet_PC | Most British people hold a passport. |
18:42.07 | Monet_PC | I lack a driver's licence so I mainly use mine to buy drinks. |
18:42.10 | Xho | OluapPlayer: Does Sethzak have his own following in Tuuros |
18:43.47 | OluapPlayer | I imagine he's got at least one race |
18:44.02 | Xho | I could imagine him using his own cult to pit it against the Dominion a la Xhodocto fuckery |
18:44.16 | Xho | That would be a very Angazhar thing to do |
18:44.46 | OluapPlayer | Krath - wat u doin Sethzak - dad asked me to |
18:45.13 | OluapPlayer | I put on his page he's supposed to be a vanguard of the Dominion so I'm not sure if that'd make sense |
18:45.22 | Xho | I guess he could be |
18:45.34 | Xho | The Dominion don't have to know about the other following he has |
18:45.42 | Xho | Xhodocto are capricious and nasty to everyone |
18:45.43 | Monet_PC | <PROTECTED> |
18:46.01 | OluapPlayer | I wrote he's meant to prepare the grounds for the Dominion to colonize the place |
18:46.23 | OluapPlayer | Regardless he wants to see a lot of people killing each other |
18:46.56 | Xho | [Angazhar liked this.] |
18:48.23 | OluapPlayer | I suppose it could be a way to test if the Dominion is strong enough to come to Tuuros |
18:48.34 | OluapPlayer | Pit it against Sethzak's followers |
18:49.05 | Xho | Hez - you fukn |
18:49.50 | OluapPlayer | Sethzak - 11 dimensional logic m8 dont whine |
18:51.44 | Xho | Well I've called his following the Argent Dominion |
18:51.51 | Xho | needs system count quick |
18:52.21 | OluapPlayer | Well if you're gonna make them then pick the number yourself |
18:52.56 | Xho | 2345680483535 |
18:52.56 | Xho | yuy |
18:54.48 | Xho | date of formation |
18:54.48 | Xho | hm |
18:54.54 | Xho | 2766 I guess |
18:56.54 | Xho | I take it Sethzak is in The Schism |
18:57.10 | OluapPlayer | Yes |
18:57.15 | OluapPlayer | reed his page |
18:57.30 | Xho | Well I only read it once |
18:58.03 | Xho | Angazhar lite |
18:58.08 | Xho | or Angzhar-not-as-maxi |
18:58.44 | Hachiman | maxi-lite |
19:01.34 | DrodoEmpire | Oh woow |
19:01.58 | DrodoEmpire | Aragon's getting Republican Revolutionaries and its only 2694 |
19:02.02 | DrodoEmpire | *1694 |
19:05.30 | Hachiman | I keep reading that as Aragorn |
19:06.05 | DrodoEmpire | hur |
19:07.26 | DrodoEmpire | Ah, damn |
19:07.34 | DrodoEmpire | My zombie-king general finally bought the farm |
19:08.06 | Imperios | Xho: http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/File:Kaas_Emblem.png Made a Santorobot symbol |
19:08.41 | DrodoEmpire | Ooh, my current king as good general stats though |
19:08.56 | Xho | Imperios: TEIKOKU |
19:09.43 | Imperios | Teikoku |
19:09.45 | Imperios | Something-state |
19:09.59 | Imperios | Okay Tei probably coincides with Korean "tae" |
19:10.03 | Imperios | "Great state"? |
19:10.52 | Xho | Empire |
19:12.41 | Imperios | I wanted to go for something Satanic |
19:12.46 | Imperios | Ended up with something Communist |
19:12.57 | Imperios | It will be better if green I guess |
19:13.27 | Xho | If it's Santorakh-orientated then yes |
19:14.16 | Imperios | Looks better |
19:14.36 | Imperios | It has a lot of 5s in it |
19:14.40 | Imperios | Five five-related figures |
19:15.24 | Imperios | A five-pointed star inside a pentagon, decorated by a five-pointed halo, each point composed of five rays, and inside the pentagon is another pentagon, which contains a five-pointed star |
19:16.48 | Xho | 5much5 |
19:17.40 | Imperios | Xho: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUdJ-a-D580 Remember when you liked Azerbaijan for some reason? |
19:18.54 | Xho | Santorakh's anthem |
19:19.30 | Tek0516 | Didn't Xho even make a space Azerbaijan during the humanity retcon? :P |
19:20.17 | Imperios | Xho: Why Santo though? |
19:22.11 | Xho | cuz santo |
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19:37.51 | Technobliterator | ! |
19:37.59 | Technobliterator | They're showing Mass Effect gameplay footage in 4K :o |
19:38.06 | Technobliterator | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11XjMplfTd4 |
19:38.19 | Monet_PC | I have no idea whether or not they are remastering or not. |
19:38.35 | Technobliterator | It runs on Frostbite engine |
19:38.40 | Technobliterator | I think they are remastering the old ones |
19:38.43 | Monet_PC | Bioware said "yeah it's possible" soon after an EA exec said "we don't really do those and we might not be starting" |
19:39.03 | Technobliterator | EA loves money too much not to do it |
19:39.17 | Technobliterator | But just look at that footage |
19:39.18 | Technobliterator | it's beautiful |
19:40.07 | Technobliterator | So the asari are still in |
19:40.28 | OluapPlayer | Asari and krogan have been shown before |
19:40.38 | Technobliterator | ah |
19:40.41 | Technobliterator | alright, Andromeda is over now |
19:40.51 | Imperios | ? |
19:41.06 | OluapPlayer | I missed all of it then |
19:41.09 | OluapPlayer | bleh |
19:41.18 | OluapPlayer | What was the footage? |
19:41.31 | Technobliterator | The main character is on some space planet |
19:41.38 | Technobliterator | and then you get to explore it and it looks gorgeous and stuff |
19:41.48 | Technobliterator | then the party finds this place and gets shot by drones |
19:41.48 | Technobliterator | and runs away |
19:42.06 | Monet_PC | Oh this is Andromeda |
19:43.44 | OluapPlayer | That's it? |
19:43.56 | Technobliterator | yeah, they didn't show much footage from any of the games |
19:44.00 | Technobliterator | Only about 2-3 minutes each |
19:44.04 | Technobliterator | but it looked beautiful |
19:44.20 | Monet_PC | fuck brb |
19:44.53 | OluapPlayer | I don't care if it looks pretty, I need to know if the gameplay is good and if the story isn't asinine |
19:45.13 | OluapPlayer | I know for one I'll not give my money to EA again. So if I play it it's gonna be pirated |
19:45.17 | Monet | A cutscene tells us little |
19:45.55 | Technobliterator | It wasn't just a cutscene |
19:46.12 | Xho | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Wgolc1rRro Jesus |
19:46.12 | Monet | The bit I caught was |
19:46.25 | Monet | apologies |
19:46.59 | Imperios | TBH the last BioWare games were pretty bad |
19:47.20 | Monet | We might still get salarians and turians - why would they drop them? |
19:47.38 | OluapPlayer | I don't trust them or EA with my money. The people making Andromeda are not the same as the people who made the original two games |
19:47.42 | Monet | What logic would there be? |
19:48.49 | OluapPlayer | Turians and salarians are obviously gonna be in. The only races of doubtful inclusion are the batarians, quarians and geth |
19:48.58 | Xho | quarians pls |
19:50.02 | Xho | Sean Murray's smile fills me with vitriol |
19:50.16 | Monet | Well the Batarians I don't mind, after3 they were an endangered species |
19:50.29 | Hachiman | tfw I'll never get to play a batarian freedom fighter and give those damn humans what they deserve |
19:50.35 | OluapPlayer | That's one reason they're doubtful |
19:50.43 | OluapPlayer | Also the fact they didn't get along with Council Space |
19:51.10 | Technobliterator | OluapPlayer, wait til the reviews and then pirate it? |
19:51.27 | Monet | To be fair Hachi, batarians were dicks |
19:51.50 | OluapPlayer | yes that's what I'll do |
19:52.20 | Technobliterator | I will buy it no matter what |
19:52.29 | Technobliterator | Because I know that I would buy it just to hate on it anyway |
19:52.40 | Xho | Hachiman: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CqKmdc1WYAE7M76.jpg:large |
19:52.42 | OluapPlayer | That makes no sense tho |
19:53.01 | Monet | racism, slave labour, they basically blamed humanity for everything. We're talking anti-Zionist level blaming. |
19:53.14 | Technobliterator | It's the same reason I preordered FFXV :P |
19:53.29 | Technobliterator | I know that I would buy it even if it was bad just to see for myself and then complain about it |
19:53.41 | OluapPlayer | Yeah the batarians did what they did out of jealously for humanity |
19:53.52 | Monet | And thus EA wins |
19:53.57 | Technobliterator | Of course |
19:54.00 | OluapPlayer | You could argue they got what they deserved, but death-via-Reaper is not a nice end to go |
19:54.03 | OluapPlayer | way* |
19:54.11 | Technobliterator | But the way I see it, BioWare wins |
19:54.27 | OluapPlayer | Post-ME2 BioWare winning = we lose |
19:55.04 | Hachiman | But Bioshock: Infinite was good |
19:55.35 | Monet | That wasn't Bioware |
19:56.11 | Hachiman | Oh |
19:56.20 | Hachiman | I thought BioShock was Bioware for some reason |
19:56.38 | Monet | Bioshock is Irrational and 2K games |
19:56.57 | Technobliterator | holy fuck |
19:57.01 | Technobliterator | Mario is coming to iPhone |
19:57.05 | Technobliterator | I really hope it comes to Android too |
19:57.25 | OluapPlayer | I've heard of that |
19:57.30 | OluapPlayer | Not sure what to think of it |
19:57.36 | Technobliterator | I think it's great news |
19:57.42 | OluapPlayer | Feels like they just gave up on the Wii U at this point |
19:57.48 | Technobliterator | They did |
19:57.53 | Technobliterator | Since the NX comes out like |
19:57.57 | Technobliterator | literally next year or so |
19:58.14 | OluapPlayer | That + all the DMCA's they've been doing has killed my interest in what Nintendo is doing |
19:58.40 | Technobliterator | oh |
19:58.46 | Technobliterator | it's not even a proper Mario game |
19:58.47 | Technobliterator | meh |
19:58.59 | Hachiman | Like how Pokemon GO isn't a proper Pokemon game |
19:59.19 | Technobliterator | I mean |
19:59.23 | Technobliterator | I should've seen it coming |
19:59.27 | Technobliterator | but I'm still disappointed |
20:01.42 | OluapPlayer | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1hBNALUk4w here's mass cocks |
20:02.50 | Xho | Well I'm requesting a refund for No Man's Sky |
20:02.52 | Xho | Let's see what happens |
20:03.12 | Hachiman | Good luck if you got it through Steam |
20:04.59 | Xho | Part of me just wants to spend my 20s developing a game so it would be the real No Man's Sky |
20:05.23 | Hachiman | You could just make half a game and then lie about it |
20:05.26 | Hachiman | And make just as much money |
20:05.54 | OluapPlayer | Well at least the asari looks better in motion |
20:06.03 | OluapPlayer | When they first showed a picture of her she looked hideous |
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20:07.36 | Monet_2 | No Man's Sky: A less in on how to power a hype train. |
20:07.43 | Monet_2 | lesson* |
20:07.49 | Hachiman | What picture was this? |
20:08.07 | OluapPlayer | http://i.4cdn.org/v/1473278225995.jpg |
20:08.11 | OluapPlayer | She looks like Shrek |
20:08.18 | Hachiman | AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA |
20:10.05 | Monet_2 | He looks...homely? |
20:10.36 | Technobliterator | You have to give it to the No Man's Sky devs, though |
20:10.42 | Technobliterator | they were really good marketers |
20:10.48 | Monet_2 | Yeah. |
20:10.55 | Monet_2 | They could work as publishers |
20:11.06 | Technobliterator | Even I was interested in it at one point |
20:11.26 | Monet_2 | Random note I decided to look into older songs, I have a bit more respect for modern music in doing so. |
20:11.39 | Hachiman | Music was shit in all generations |
20:11.58 | Monet_2 | Rock around the clock, as catchy as it is, is 50% the same three lines over and over and over |
20:14.06 | Monet_2 | Aside from the first stanza, out of five five-line stanzas it's two unique lines and one three-line chorus |
20:16.26 | Monet_2 | That and a number of songs the beat's good when the lyrics aren't. |
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20:18.58 | Xho | OluapPlayer: That picture has to be a parody |
20:19.30 | OluapPlayer | It isn't, it's from a trailer |
20:19.36 | OluapPlayer | From this year's E3 iirc |
20:20.12 | Xho | why |
20:20.24 | Monet_2 | Add posh space dragons or I'm not sold this is Andromeda lol. |
20:20.24 | Xho | Asari are meant to be universally attractive tho |
20:20.44 | OluapPlayer | u get shrek |
20:20.48 | OluapPlayer | someBODY ONCE TOLD ME |
20:20.54 | Monet_2 | Fiona though. |
20:21.08 | Xho | THE YEARS START COMIN AND THEY DON'T STOP COMIN AND THEY DON'T STOP COMIN AND THEY DON'T STOP COMIN AND THEY DON'T STOP COMIN |
20:23.52 | Monet_2 | Fuck now I have Mr. Sandman in my head. |
20:26.48 | Imperios | Xho: Their charms do not work on me |
20:26.51 | Imperios | Save for Samara maybe |
20:27.05 | Imperios | I geniunely hate the asari |
20:27.53 | OluapPlayer | no blue boobs 4 u |
20:28.18 | Monet_2 | Tis odd |
20:29.02 | Monet_2 | The only Asari you like has "following rules religiously" as an interest. |
20:30.04 | Monet_2 | Which come to think of it the code of the Justicars a stupid idea. |
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20:30.32 | Monet_2 | That or the book's so massive it's be almost impossible to memorise. |
20:31.28 | OluapPlayer | Samara said she memorized every word of it |
20:32.01 | Imperios | I generally think that races whose main trait is "sexy" aren't fun |
20:32.09 | Imperios | Even though they have other traits |
20:33.59 | Monet_2 | Actually I think the code of the Justicars was why Asari police consider them royal pains in the ass. |
20:34.39 | Hachiman | I don't mind "sexy" so long as the males, if there are any, are attractive too |
20:35.12 | Wormy_ | So I went to cash in a cheque today, and this young woman behind the glass asks me and some fellow staff "what month is it?" Er first week of September? <_< |
20:36.42 | Wormy_ | How you cannot know the month this late in, in a job that demands constant attention to balances and dates escpes me |
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20:37.31 | NeonPanda | hi all u |
20:38.09 | Imperios | Hachiman: That's my opinion as well |
20:38.20 | Hachiman | Hi Panda |
20:38.21 | Imperios | Problem with the asari is that they're defined by their sexiness |
20:38.23 | Imperios | Hi Panda |
20:38.34 | Hachiman | I'd like the asari more if they had a bit more character to them |
20:38.43 | Imperios | Well there were hints of that in ME3 |
20:38.49 | Hachiman | Yeah, which were good# |
20:38.51 | Imperios | But mostly of them being dicks which I kind of liked |
20:39.05 | NeonPanda | might just be me but I'm perfectly ok with there being a race socially predicated to sleeping with anything that moves |
20:39.11 | Imperios | Actually |
20:39.21 | Imperios | Come to think about the Citadel is basically run by four species of dicks |
20:39.33 | Imperios | Dickarchy |
20:39.41 | Hachiman | Penisarchy |
20:39.46 | NeonPanda | Hachi's preferred government |
20:39.51 | Hachiman | Yes |
20:40.08 | Imperios | We have mad scientist genocidal dicks |
20:40.12 | Imperios | Fascist dicks |
20:40.14 | Imperios | Racist dicks |
20:40.15 | Hachiman | I mean, my every waking move and action is already defined and decided by my genitals anyway |
20:40.27 | Imperios | And two-faced slutty dicks who betrayed the whole galaxy |
20:40.32 | Imperios | TR8Rs |
20:40.58 | Hachiman | >penis talk >TR8R |
20:41.01 | Hachiman | Meatspin? |
20:41.17 | OluapPlayer | This conversation took a turn to nonsense pretty quick |
20:41.18 | Xho | WUT |
20:41.37 | NeonPanda | tbh all it takes to turn most conversations nonsense is to say dick |
20:42.30 | Monet_2 | Cards Against Humanity for instance |
20:42.43 | NeonPanda | CaH is nonsense to start with |
20:42.59 | Monet_2 | <PROTECTED> |
20:43.13 | NeonPanda | well that's just the rule of The Biggest, Blackest Dick. |
20:43.18 | Hachiman | Big black dicks usually break something |
20:43.24 | Monet_2 | It's like an I win card. |
20:43.29 | NeonPanda | Hachi knows this from experience |
20:43.41 | NeonPanda | Monet_2: yeah, there's literally an unspoken rule that that card always wins |
20:43.48 | Monet_2 | Generally we play by the rule of "funniest combinations win" |
20:43.57 | NeonPanda | the only thing that beats it is a bigger, or the biggest, dick |
20:44.05 | Hachiman | Or blacker |
20:44.42 | NeonPanda | also it shows a lot about British and Australian culture that you guys play for funny, we play for highly offensive XD |
20:45.09 | Hachiman | Oh no, Monet's just a wuss |
20:45.22 | Hachiman | I play for highly offensive since it usually correlates with highly funny |
20:45.28 | Monet_2 | Offensive can class as funny |
20:45.45 | NeonPanda | I still think my best is Hannah Montana dealing with the biggest, blackest dick |
20:45.52 | Monet_2 | Basically the games I play are "what gets the biggest laugh" |
20:46.08 | NeonPanda | at least, the best that isn't an Australian cultural reference |
20:46.40 | Monet_2 | <PROTECTED> |
20:47.20 | Monet_2 | Or was it "I was banned from the pool because" |
20:47.30 | Monet_2 | Can't quite recall |
20:49.59 | Monet_2 | So one rule for a regular group is the Big Black Dick card is taken out of the deck. |
20:50.19 | Monet_2 | a regular group of mine* |
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20:53.46 | ImpyDroid | So my throat hurt for a few days already |
20:54.08 | ImpyDroid | Now it turns out it is because I have a fucking ulcer in my throat |
20:54.19 | Monet_2 | Yowch |
20:54.24 | Hachiman | You should probably stop sucking dick |
20:54.46 | ImpyDroid | Hachiman: Do you say that from experience |
20:55.05 | OluapPlayer | jej |
20:55.17 | Hachiman | I took advice from your mom |
20:55.51 | Monet_2 | Impy's conservative, Korean, mum. |
20:56.43 | ImpyDroid | Conservative COMMUNIST Korean mon |
20:56.46 | ImpyDroid | mom |
20:57.03 | Monet_2 | The joke kind of falls flat when you consider Imperios' parents want him to find a nice Korean girl. |
20:57.25 | ImpyDroid | Problem is there are almost no Korean girls my age |
20:57.41 | ImpyDroid | I know quite a few and they even seem to like me but they are all like 23 or so |
20:57.52 | Monet_2 | Wait a few years. |
20:57.57 | NeonPanda | iunno, the number of conservative christian women that share a house because it's convenient to share the cost of living |
20:58.28 | Monet_2 | Once you hit 20 you can date girls a few years older than you and no one cares. |
20:59.25 | ImpyDroid | Problem is these girls look at wealth more |
20:59.41 | Monet_2 | Then fuck them. |
20:59.42 | ImpyDroid | I'd need to have an at least somewhat respectable job now |
20:59.47 | ImpyDroid | fuck as in |
20:59.54 | Hachiman | Monet: Actually |
21:00.01 | Monet_2 | "get out of my sight" fuck |
21:00.09 | Hachiman | I think it's smart for women to look for men who can support them financially |
21:00.15 | ImpyDroid | ^ That |
21:00.25 | Monet_2 | They could be gold diggers though. |
21:00.41 | Hachiman | You have to offer something practical to the table; you don't just get to survive by being a "nice guy" |
21:00.44 | ImpyDroid | I am kind of slowly moving out of that tender age where we can just be dallying carelessly |
21:00.56 | ImpyDroid | Hachiman for once is right |
21:01.19 | ImpyDroid | We are all slowly approaching the more serious phase |
21:01.29 | ImpyDroid | Time to move on to building a fortune |
21:01.40 | ImpyDroid | Spoiler alert I'll never build one |
21:01.44 | Hachiman | kek |
21:01.52 | ImpyDroid | Then again |
21:02.09 | Monet_2 | That's why I'm posting my art on Twitter and keeping a vigilant eye out for freelance work. |
21:02.34 | ImpyDroid | Considering that my father and grandfather were as fucked up as me at my age and still somehow became rich |
21:02.45 | Monet_2 | I'm the fourth generation (at least) from a family of artisans and entrepreneurs. |
21:02.58 | ImpyDroid | Huh |
21:03.10 | Hachiman | Isn't your dad a scientist? |
21:03.41 | Monet_2 | Yeah but my mum (who is of the artisan line) has had more of an influence on me. |
21:04.44 | Monet_2 | My dad's a scientist who's been at the same lab that hired him fresh from university over thirty years ago. |
21:05.28 | ImpyDroid | The only commonality I can see in my ancestors tbh is that many of them were public servants |
21:05.29 | ImpyDroid | Well |
21:05.36 | ImpyDroid | Does NKVD count as public service |
21:06.17 | Monet_2 | I'd say so. |
21:06.43 | Monet_2 | My dad may be a scientist but he's also a public servant. My uncles (his brothers) are all private sector./ |
21:07.23 | ImpyDroid | Grandfathers served in the Communist Party and the Soviet Army respectively |
21:07.27 | Monet_2 | One's a dentist in the UAE, one worked on oil rigs and one worked for a biochemical company and now acts as an industry consultant. |
21:07.39 | ImpyDroid | >UAE |
21:07.49 | ImpyDroid | SERVING FILTHY SALAFISTS |
21:08.34 | Monet_2 | Their father was a trawlerman. |
21:08.57 | NeonPanda | if my family is anything to go by, I'm destined to become director of a world-leading company that then completely dissolves because everyone I work with is incompetent |
21:09.09 | Hachiman | That or a lesbian |
21:09.20 | NeonPanda | that to |
21:09.21 | NeonPanda | too* |
21:09.41 | Monet_2 | On my mother's side, I don't know entirely but I had a turn-of-the-20th century relative who assembled wagons, and my grandfather was head of a large lorry firm. |
21:10.43 | Monet_2 | <PROTECTED> |
21:10.47 | ImpyDroid | My mother's side can be summed up with one word |
21:10.50 | ImpyDroid | MEEEEEDIIIIC |
21:11.31 | Monet_2 | My internship at a London architect's was through her. |
21:18.53 | Monet_2 | I think I take after my mother more. |
21:31.10 | Xho | I have absolutely no clue as to why my HDD isn't my default drive |
21:31.19 | Xho | My default drive is a 240 GB SSD |
21:35.20 | Monet_2 | Usually that's something you assign during setup. |
21:49.35 | NeonPanda | Monet_2: legendary minigun that fires two projectiles instead of one |
21:50.43 | Monet_2 | Sounds nasty |
21:53.08 | NeonPanda | I may have also called my sentry bot "D-O-G" so that I have a legit reason to have a "Beware of Dog" sign |
21:57.31 | Monet_2 | Sort of not here as I' mwatching the King's Speech on television. |
21:58.01 | NeonPanda | np |
21:58.29 | Monet_2 | "contains strong language" -> I tune in to see the kning doing some last-minute rehersing and he peppers his reading with stuff like "buggity fuck-fuck-fuck" |
22:00.58 | Monet_2 | So no shit Film 4 |
22:44.48 | DrodoEmpire | Back |
22:47.55 | Hachiman | Xho ImpyDroid http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction%3ADoctrina_Venefica#18.2F11.2F34:_It_Called_Me_Stupid.21 |
22:48.04 | Hachiman | Doctrina is back in action for a bit |
22:49.04 | Xho | I'll read it later |
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23:04.01 | Wormy_ | hi |
23:05.26 | Wormy_ | Damn Photino Birds http://phys.org/news/2016-09-massive-holes-trail-stars-dark.html |
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23:11.28 | Tybusen | Hello |
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23:16.41 | DrodoEmpire | Hi |
23:20.44 | Hachiman | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:The_Grofix_Emperor oh boy |
23:20.50 | Hachiman | Grofix sounds familiar |
23:23.06 | DrodoEmpire | <.< |
23:23.36 | DrodoEmpire | "Titles: Beyond Reality" ??? |
23:24.16 | NeonPanda | the shiny is apparent |
23:56.01 | Wormy_ | Earth Alliance ships look so cool but break so easily https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWl1ZteUS8U |