| 00:00.02 | OluapPlayer | That'd require our politicians to actually do what they say they will during election |
| 00:00.10 | Technobliterator | oh my god |
| 00:00.15 | Monet_2 | OluapPLayer: That picture you once showed of your cat, your house/apartment looks fairly nice. |
| 00:00.22 | Technobliterator | There's an Adam Jensen announcer in Dota 2 |
| 00:00.26 | Technobliterator | I need this |
| 00:00.33 | OluapPlayer | My house is good yeah |
| 00:00.34 | The_Randomness | Adam Jensen? |
| 00:00.42 | Technobliterator | Deus Ex guy |
| 00:00.49 | OluapPlayer | My life quality is fairly good |
| 00:01.05 | Technobliterator | They're doing it to promote the new one, probably |
| 00:01.12 | OluapPlayer | Unlike what Hachi says I don't actually live in an alley surrounded by lion tamarins |
| 00:01.16 | Technobliterator | (which I'm almost as hyped for as FFXV) |
| 00:01.23 | Technobliterator | Pfffft |
| 00:01.42 | Wormy_ | Speaking of the Olympics I'm amused by the swimming pools going bright green |
| 00:01.48 | Wormy_ | overnight |
| 00:02.04 | OluapPlayer | Rio is so bad the Olympics pool turned radioactice |
| 00:02.22 | Technobliterator | I would not call that "amusing" if I were an athlete : | |
| 00:02.27 | Monet_2 | That's the thing about developing countries: There are rich people and good standards of living, just not for most people. |
| 00:02.39 | Technobliterator | Yup |
| 00:02.40 | OluapPlayer | Good thing we're not athletes then *laugh track* |
| 00:02.55 | Technobliterator | Probably similar to in India |
| 00:03.32 | Monet_2 | If you have money and education, life in India can be quite good. |
| 00:03.55 | OluapPlayer | I'd like to move out of this country given the chance though |
| 00:03.58 | OluapPlayer | I want off brazil's wild ride |
| 00:05.41 | Monet_2 | Your English is good, you could go far. |
| 00:05.56 | OluapPlayer | I'll go to the UK and torment you folks |
| 00:06.17 | Hachiman | Good luck with being treated like shit by chavs for being a foreigner |
| 00:06.33 | OluapPlayer | I can speak their tongue |
| 00:06.37 | Monet_2 | Don't worry about that, chavs treat everyone like shit. |
| 00:06.41 | OluapPlayer | I've been training by controlling the Loron for years |
| 00:07.09 | Technobliterator | hahaha |
| 00:07.11 | OluapPlayer | Not like chavs are people worth listening to |
| 00:07.35 | Technobliterator | Move to Canada |
| 00:07.47 | Technobliterator | since like nothing bad ever happens there |
| 00:07.51 | Monet_2 | But Oluap will die of hypothermia in Canada. |
| 00:07.55 | OluapPlayer | That is true |
| 00:07.58 | OluapPlayer | To both |
| 00:08.25 | OluapPlayer | But I know even less about Canada than I do about the US or the UK |
| 00:08.28 | Monet_2 | I hear Torontos' nice. |
| 00:08.29 | Wormy_ | Bears and moose, and maple syrup traps. |
| 00:08.39 | Technobliterator | My friend moved from Guatemala to Canada and loves it |
| 00:09.04 | Technobliterator | He moved there and then got a completely different degree |
| 00:09.18 | OluapPlayer | People like pointing out the flaws of countries you never hear them mention Canada |
| 00:09.31 | Monet_2 | If you move to the US you might be mistaken for a Mexican. Or at the very least everyone will think you speak Spanish. |
| 00:09.38 | Hachiman | >imblygn Canada has no flaws |
| 00:09.45 | Hachiman | No wait |
| 00:09.49 | Hachiman | Has flaws even |
| 00:10.04 | Technobliterator | I mean, it's not perfect, but |
| 00:10.12 | Technobliterator | it's like the closest you'll |
| 00:10.20 | Technobliterator | get |
| 00:10.26 | OluapPlayer | I'd not want to live in the US. From what I see it basically has Brazil's problems but with a different flavor |
| 00:10.31 | Technobliterator | and my keyboard is screwing up |
| 00:10.32 | OluapPlayer | And people are generally rude and xenophobic |
| 00:10.37 | Hachiman | It also has Trump |
| 00:10.44 | Technobliterator | Eh, depends on where you go |
| 00:10.48 | Wormy_ | Part of me wants to live in a Nordic country |
| 00:10.54 | Monet_2 | Technobliterator: Points for not brining up Denmark. |
| 00:11.10 | Hachiman | Wormy_: Go to Sweden, it's almost exactly like the UK except colder from what drom and other people have said |
| 00:11.15 | Technobliterator | From what you describe, crime problems are the opposite in the US |
| 00:11.16 | Hachiman | Including being full of Muslim migrants |
| 00:11.17 | Technobliterator | as in |
| 00:11.17 | OluapPlayer | Doesn't Denmark have the best life quality in the world? |
| 00:11.18 | Monet_2 | I start to wonder if the Nordic countries are too good to be true, honestly. |
| 00:11.20 | Wormy_ | I like the cold! |
| 00:11.26 | Technobliterator | criminals not treated harshly enough |
| 00:11.37 | OluapPlayer | And also the highest rate of suicides of any country |
| 00:11.45 | Hachiman | I thought that was Japan |
| 00:11.49 | Technobliterator | they're actually treated too harshly |
| 00:12.19 | OluapPlayer | I recall it being Denmark |
| 00:12.30 | OluapPlayer | Life is so good there people get depressed from boredom |
| 00:12.34 | Monet_2 | I've heard that tax rates in Denmark are a little insane. |
| 00:12.50 | Wormy_ | People are paid pretty well however |
| 00:12.50 | OluapPlayer | Brazil has the highest tax rates in the world |
| 00:13.00 | OluapPlayer | Literally can't be worse than what I experience already |
| 00:13.01 | Hachiman | Huh, apparently it's Guyana, followed by South Korea, Sri Lanka, and Lithuania |
| 00:13.17 | Technobliterator | Lithuania \o/ |
| 00:13.25 | OluapPlayer | Sri Lanka |
| 00:13.30 | OluapPlayer | Can't say I know where that is |
| 00:13.40 | Hachiman | South Asia |
| 00:13.43 | Monet_2 | Wormy_: Paid well but that just means the Danish government is earning more per person. |
| 00:13.52 | Hachiman | Near southeast India |
| 00:13.56 | OluapPlayer | Ah |
| 00:13.58 | Monet_2 | Sri Lanka is that big island off the southern tip of India. |
| 00:14.21 | OluapPlayer | All I really know about Asia is China, India, Japan and the Koreas |
| 00:14.31 | Wormy_ | Oluap: http://www.mapsofworld.com/sri-lanka/maps/srilanka-location-map.jpg |
| 00:14.39 | Hachiman | So, East and South Asia then |
| 00:14.40 | OluapPlayer | Access Forbidden |
| 00:14.55 | Wormy_ | http://www.lespritours.com/images/other/locationsrilanka.gif |
| 00:15.00 | Hachiman | >Brazilian government forbids a map of Sri Lanka |
| 00:15.09 | OluapPlayer | Ah |
| 00:15.27 | Technobliterator | At least it's not the Chinese government |
| 00:15.33 | OluapPlayer | The Middle East is part of Asia? |
| 00:15.36 | Hachiman | Middle East is all in Asia |
| 00:15.38 | Hachiman | Yep |
| 00:15.47 | Hachiman | It's the middle eastern part of Asia |
| 00:15.53 | OluapPlayer | I figured they were part of Europe |
| 00:16.07 | Technobliterator | Turkey is |
| 00:16.11 | Technobliterator | Nowhere else is |
| 00:16.13 | Hachiman | Turkey is |
| 00:16.14 | Hachiman | Well |
| 00:16.17 | Monet_2 | Turkey's half-and-half. |
| 00:16.21 | OluapPlayer | My head can't quite wrap Middle Easterns and japanese in the same continent |
| 00:16.21 | Technobliterator | Mhm |
| 00:16.34 | Technobliterator | yeah they're |
| 00:16.35 | Wormy_ | Monet_2: Don't mind taxes as long as it goes to good services, and I hear Nordic countries have some of the best |
| 00:16.42 | Technobliterator | massively different |
| 00:16.43 | Monet_2 | OluapPlayer: What about Middle Easterns and Indians? |
| 00:16.46 | Hachiman | OluapPlayer: Think that's a headfuck, Russia is partly in Asia too |
| 00:17.00 | OluapPlayer | India is kinda like Middle Easterns |
| 00:17.01 | Wormy_ | They also have small populations, so I'm doubtful we could emulate them |
| 00:17.04 | OluapPlayer | At least from what I know |
| 00:17.22 | OluapPlayer | Hachiman: I'm aware but most of Russia's government is centered on the European part |
| 00:18.02 | OluapPlayer | afaik most of Asian Russia is ice |
| 00:18.20 | Monet_2 | Ice, pine forest and bears. |
| 00:18.21 | Hachiman | Also, main reason why you get the impression of Japan and the Middle East being very different despite being in the same continent is because Japan's been isolated from outside contact with the rest of Asia for like 200 years before it took Westerners to come along and open its borders |
| 00:18.37 | Hachiman | And the West mainly influenced Japan from that point onward rather than other Asian cultures |
| 00:18.46 | Monet_2 | Though the southern part of Russia also includes mangrove swamps and steppe. |
| 00:18.46 | Technobliterator | Uh |
| 00:18.52 | Technobliterator | South Korea would disagree |
| 00:19.00 | Hachiman | Well, alright, other than South Korea |
| 00:19.06 | Technobliterator | So would Hong Kong |
| 00:19.16 | Hachiman | The Samurai got to Hong Kong? |
| 00:19.21 | OluapPlayer | Koreans in general compared to Allahu Ackbar people |
| 00:19.37 | OluapPlayer | Squinty eyes and burka men |
| 00:19.45 | OluapPlayer | or women |
| 00:19.46 | Technobliterator | Also, Dubai is in the middle east, so |
| 00:19.49 | Wormy_ | Oluap: This might help https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/98/Asiatiska_folk%2C_Nordisk_familjebok.jpg |
| 00:19.53 | Hachiman | Ah yeah, Dubai |
| 00:19.59 | Hachiman | Dubai's pretty okay from what I hear |
| 00:20.18 | Technobliterator | The only bad part of Dubai is it's full of scams |
| 00:20.25 | Hachiman | It actually rivals Japan in the electronics and technology department despite the rest of the Middle East being an absolute shithole |
| 00:20.30 | OluapPlayer | Can't say I know about Dubai |
| 00:20.33 | Technobliterator | Mhm |
| 00:20.52 | Monet_2 | Dubai is like Mecca but for stupidly rich Arabs. |
| 00:20.55 | Technobliterator | Turkey is the closest you get to ok in the ME outside of Dubai |
| 00:21.02 | Hachiman | >Turkey |
| 00:21.04 | Hachiman | >ok |
| 00:21.11 | OluapPlayer | I tend to not pay attention to the Middle East since, well |
| 00:21.15 | Hachiman | Full of cockroaches and ISIS sympathisers |
| 00:21.15 | OluapPlayer | nothing good ever happens there |
| 00:21.20 | Technobliterator | closest you get to |
| 00:21.28 | Technobliterator | Is the key part |
| 00:21.31 | Monet_2 | Other than Erdrogan, Turkey's a pretty decent country. |
| 00:21.41 | Technobliterator | I have been to Turkey and it was great |
| 00:22.11 | Monet_2 | Istanbul was the heart of an empire until about 1912. |
| 00:22.18 | Hachiman | Needs more Ataturk |
| 00:22.37 | Hachiman | And maybe more Suleiman although that's kind of eh depending on where you stand with him |
| 00:22.47 | Technobliterator | Saudi Arabia just has a total and complete disregard for human rights |
| 00:22.50 | Hachiman | He was a Turkish hero; not necessarily a hero for other people |
| 00:23.05 | Hachiman | Saudi Arabia is fucking awful and absolutely needs nuking |
| 00:23.14 | Technobliterator | haha no |
| 00:23.24 | Technobliterator | Nowhere needs nuking |
| 00:23.29 | Hachiman | North Korea |
| 00:23.32 | Monet_2 | I more think what it needs is to set itself straight. |
| 00:23.34 | Technobliterator | But Saudi Arabia is ISIS that made it |
| 00:23.43 | Hachiman | Your mum's house |
| 00:23.45 | Monet_2 | Any nukes that hit NK are going to spread fallout into SK. |
| 00:23.50 | Technobliterator | and will continue to make it |
| 00:23.55 | Technobliterator | because of oil |
| 00:24.41 | DrodoEmpire | Who beeped me? |
| 00:24.43 | OluapPlayer | SK pop music is already so weird it may as well be radioactive |
| 00:25.01 | Hachiman | OluapPlayer: Come to the UK in about a decade's time and you'll feel like you're living in the Middle East kek |
| 00:25.15 | Technobliterator | hahaha |
| 00:25.17 | Technobliterator | yes |
| 00:25.17 | OluapPlayer | question mark |
| 00:25.25 | Technobliterator | K-pop is weird |
| 00:25.32 | Technobliterator | but it's cool because it's weird |
| 00:25.33 | Hachiman | Because constant flow and expansion of Muslim migrants |
| 00:26.03 | Technobliterator | oh come on are we going to go into this again |
| 00:26.09 | Hachiman | I'm kidding, I'm kidding |
| 00:26.17 | Technobliterator | this is good |
| 00:26.27 | OluapPlayer | The kek was kinda indicative |
| 00:26.52 | Monet_2 | I've read somewhere there's a push in Saudi Arabia to make a shift to the service industry because as much as the Saudis like their oil money, they're not stupid enough to be oblivious to the fact that oil can't last forever. |
| 00:27.00 | DrodoEmpire | ^ |
| 00:27.03 | DrodoEmpire | I heard of that too |
| 00:27.23 | Technobliterator | It's a good move, but it'll suck as a source of revenue |
| 00:27.30 | Technobliterator | compared to oil |
| 00:27.38 | DrodoEmpire | And I mean that's wise on their part, and also possible |
| 00:27.55 | DrodoEmpire | Japan's sorta demonstrated that a well-connected but resource-poor country can be rich |
| 00:28.14 | Monet_2 | Technobliterator: London says hi. |
| 00:28.16 | DrodoEmpire | That being said Japan isn't exactly being condemned for countless human rights abuses |
| 00:28.23 | Hachiman | Eh |
| 00:28.24 | Monet_2 | Silicon Valley says hello |
| 00:28.35 | Hachiman | It's still highly xenophobic and full of sexism |
| 00:28.38 | DrodoEmpire | Yeah services is what runs first world countries is the thing |
| 00:29.34 | DrodoEmpire | Hachiman: Right, but it also doesn't behead people for witchcraft, fund fundimentalist mosques abroad, and bully neighbouring countries |
| 00:29.59 | DrodoEmpire | Still the scenario of people abandoning Saudi overnight seems unlikely |
| 00:30.07 | DrodoEmpire | When the oil dries up |
| 00:30.19 | OluapPlayer | For a moment I thought you were saying Japan did all of that |
| 00:30.25 | DrodoEmpire | No no |
| 00:30.30 | DrodoEmpire | Thankfully |
| 00:30.31 | OluapPlayer | Japanese going around beheading people |
| 00:30.39 | OluapPlayer | samurai are back with a vengeance u gaijins |
| 00:30.44 | DrodoEmpire | olol |
| 00:30.52 | Hachiman | Well I mean |
| 00:30.53 | DrodoEmpire | I mean as recently as the forties they did that |
| 00:30.59 | Hachiman | They did that and worse during WW2 |
| 00:31.03 | DrodoEmpire | the US sorta bombed that habit out of them though >.< |
| 00:31.10 | OluapPlayer | hee hee |
| 00:31.21 | Hachiman | The fact that the Rape of Nanking is not called a battle is very telling |
| 00:31.25 | DrodoEmpire | Yeah the Japanese Empire, especially under military rule as it was during WWII, was brutal |
| 00:31.49 | OluapPlayer | Empire was brutal then the US came in and made it limp |
| 00:33.19 | OluapPlayer | One thing I wanted to mention but forgot |
| 00:33.43 | Hachiman | Is that you're fucking weaboo trash |
| 00:33.53 | OluapPlayer | I'm not talking about you tho |
| 00:33.53 | Imperios | OluapPlayer: Same with ze Reich |
| 00:33.57 | Imperios | Except the USSR made it limp |
| 00:34.26 | OluapPlayer | Brasilia was created during the time of the military dictatorship. I remember my dad say he actually preferred it to now because then, when the people in charge said they were getting things done, they actually did |
| 00:34.47 | Hachiman | Reminds me of how people praise Thatcher |
| 00:34.59 | OluapPlayer | That being said the dictatorship was not a pleasant time for a lot of people |
| 00:35.06 | OluapPlayer | The media got censored to a stupid amount |
| 00:35.29 | Monet_2 | That's the strange thing about dictatorships: They are good at getting state shit done. |
| 00:35.47 | OluapPlayer | They do what they said they're gonna, but don't you dare talk back |
| 00:36.20 | Monet_2 | The will of the people may be stifled, but when the state wants something done, it's done. |
| 00:36.38 | OluapPlayer | It had its ups and downs but generally people will claim it was mostly downs |
| 00:36.48 | Hachiman | downs like syndrome |
| 00:36.55 | OluapPlayer | Our current president was actually tortured during the dictatorship |
| 00:37.26 | Hachiman | Isn't your current President also a dick though? |
| 00:37.33 | OluapPlayer | Yes |
| 00:37.52 | OluapPlayer | Which reminds me, when they were giving the votes of whether to continue her impeachment process, one of the delegates actually PRAISED HER TORTURER LIVE |
| 00:38.09 | Monet_2 | From what I have seen, the best way to create a stable democracy is to ensure anyone who lived during the time of dictatorship is incapable of running for office. |
| 00:38.09 | OluapPlayer | For the whole country to listen |
| 00:38.26 | Hachiman | Jesus what |
| 00:38.40 | Hachiman | That sounds really petty |
| 00:39.05 | OluapPlayer | It was. Our president is a cunt but what he said was uncalled for |
| 00:39.38 | OluapPlayer | Later he also spit on another delegate who's openly homosexual |
| 00:39.41 | Monet_2 | Understandable |
| 00:39.47 | OluapPlayer | So you can see this is a very nice fellow |
| 00:39.53 | Hachiman | >Understandable |
| 00:40.04 | Hachiman | >Spit on another delegate who's openly homosexual |
| 00:40.15 | OluapPlayer | He's saying understandable to what I said before dingus |
| 00:40.15 | Hachiman | Monet the Homophobe |
| 00:40.23 | Monet_2 | Hachiman: "Our president is a cunt but what he said was uncalled for" to this |
| 00:40.30 | Hachiman | Oh hur |
| 00:40.45 | Monet_2 | Oluap said the next bit three seconds before I relied |
| 00:41.08 | OluapPlayer | When I say spit I mean he actually spat on him |
| 00:41.31 | Hachiman | The homo is probably used to being spat on by other men though |
| 00:41.50 | Imperios | OluapPlayer: Bro, I swear it is the same in all countries |
| 00:41.58 | OluapPlayer | Jackass guy was in favour of the impeachment, homo guy was against |
| 00:42.08 | OluapPlayer | That's what caused the spitting to happen |
| 00:42.12 | Imperios | My parents are always praising the Soviet Union like crazy |
| 00:42.23 | Imperios | Which is especially weird since my dad is |
| 00:42.24 | Imperios | Well |
| 00:42.26 | Imperios | A BUSINESSMAN |
| 00:42.33 | Hachiman | I mean, at least the asshole's political angle is alright |
| 00:42.37 | Hachiman | With wanting her impeachment |
| 00:42.53 | Monet_2 | Homosexuality is a real problem but sometimes I wonder if we're really better for calling out homophobia like every non-Western country like we are. |
| 00:42.56 | OluapPlayer | Yes but he clearly didn't choose it for the people's sake |
| 00:43.01 | Monet_2 | Homobhobia's bad, don't get me wrong |
| 00:43.13 | Imperios | Monet_2: You mean homophobia is a realy problem? |
| 00:43.16 | Imperios | *real |
| 00:43.22 | Hachiman | I was about to say |
| 00:43.33 | Imperios | I'm supposed to be the homophobic conservative Russian here |
| 00:43.47 | Imperios | DEGENERATE HOMOSEXUALS SPREADING THEIR WESTERN CORRUPTION TO THE GLORIOUS MANY LAND OF RUSSIA |
| 00:43.51 | Imperios | *MANLY |
| 00:43.58 | Monet_2 | But the West has a certain...smug way of pointing out these other countries are in the wrong. |
| 00:44.00 | Hachiman | First he finds it understandable for a politician to spit on a homosexual and then he says this |
| 00:44.02 | OluapPlayer | they're turning our bears gay gustav |
| 00:44.28 | OluapPlayer | As one would expect most women (and evidently the gays) were against the impeachment. All of them using the excuse that she's the first female president and people want her out because they're sexists |
| 00:44.50 | OluapPlayer | Needless to say, all the woman in favour of the impeachment rallied the crowd pretty well |
| 00:44.55 | Hachiman | OluapPlayer: Incidentally, most reasons why people are voting for Shillary |
| 00:44.57 | Monet_2 | Like Westerners look down their nose on all homophobes. That's just going to encourage the homophobes. |
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| 00:45.47 | Monet_2 | OluapPlayer: All these peopel against the impeachment should be given a crash course on Margaret Thatcher. |
| 00:46.22 | The_Randomness | "Homosexuality is a real problem" - what? |
| 00:46.24 | Monet_2 | There's a reason why her death led to "ding dong the witch is dead" reaching #2 in the top 40 singles charts. |
| 00:46.46 | Hachiman | Like I said |
| 00:46.49 | Hachiman | Monet the Homophobe |
| 00:47.46 | Monet_2 | How can I be a homophobe if I consider Steven Fry a personal inspiration. |
| 00:48.01 | OluapPlayer | You said "Homosexuality is a real problem" earlier |
| 00:48.08 | OluapPlayer | I take you got your words wrong |
| 00:48.18 | Monet_2 | I meant homophobia is a real problem. |
| 00:48.41 | OluapPlayer | That's solved then |
| 00:49.06 | The_Randomness | oh lol |
| 00:49.08 | Monet_2 | This is how wars start. |
| 00:49.25 | OluapPlayer | "my name is monet not HOMET" |
| 00:49.37 | DrodoEmpire | Hooly shit |
| 00:49.44 | DrodoEmpire | *Third* Literati Purge |
| 00:49.46 | DrodoEmpire | >.< |
| 00:49.51 | Hachiman | Over what? |
| 00:50.32 | DrodoEmpire | A bit more reasonable this time- A neo-confucian reformer overstepped his bounds in regards to reform, king steps in, power struggle and a 14 000-strong rebel army rises |
| 00:50.49 | Monet_2 | Pol Pot approves. |
| 00:50.53 | DrodoEmpire | hur |
| 00:51.01 | OluapPlayer | Technobliterator: btw it might interest you that, from what the trailers are showing, the villains of the upcoming Pokemon seem to be a gang of rapping hooligans |
| 00:51.12 | OluapPlayer | Pokemon game* |
| 00:51.16 | Hachiman | Oh yeah |
| 00:51.24 | Technobliterator | hahaha |
| 00:51.28 | Technobliterator | nice |
| 00:51.30 | Hachiman | A bunch of old school white rapper street hooligans |
| 00:51.34 | OluapPlayer | Loron are cano |
| 00:51.35 | OluapPlayer | n |
| 00:51.36 | Monet_2 | So what gang types have we had so far? |
| 00:51.47 | OluapPlayer | In Pokemon? |
| 00:51.56 | Monet_2 | Giovanni makes me think Team Rocket are the Mafiya. |
| 00:52.01 | Hachiman | Right so |
| 00:52.07 | OluapPlayer | None of the teams until now were 'gangs' |
| 00:52.11 | OluapPlayer | They were more like corporations |
| 00:52.23 | OluapPlayer | Team Rocket was a criminal mafia more or less |
| 00:52.32 | OluapPlayer | Team Aqua and Magma were eco-terrorists |
| 00:52.40 | Hachiman | Not sure about Team Plasma |
| 00:52.56 | OluapPlayer | They wanted to remake the universe in their leader's view so |
| 00:52.59 | Hachiman | Team Galactic were a bunch of New World cultists |
| 00:52.59 | OluapPlayer | whatever falls under that |
| 00:53.02 | Monet_2 | Scientologists? |
| 00:53.16 | OluapPlayer | Actually no I thought you mentioned Galactic first |
| 00:53.26 | OluapPlayer | Galactic = remake the whole fucking universe |
| 00:53.42 | Hachiman | Team Plasma was extinct the human race I think |
| 00:53.48 | Hachiman | And make a world purely for Pokemon |
| 00:53.49 | OluapPlayer | Team Plasma was PETA gone evil |
| 00:54.02 | OluapPlayer | But Ghetsis's true goal was world domination |
| 00:54.07 | The_Randomness | yeah |
| 00:54.31 | OluapPlayer | I'm not sure what Team Flare's goals were since I didn't play X/Y |
| 00:54.34 | Monet_2 | Okay so Rocket are Mafia, Aqua and Magma are the ALF, Galactic are Scientologists, and Plasma are evil PETA. |
| 00:54.38 | Hachiman | I can barely remember Team Flare |
| 00:54.45 | OluapPlayer | Other than fire a weapon and kill a lot of people or something along those lines |
| 00:55.17 | Monet_2 | To Bulbapedia! |
| 00:55.29 | OluapPlayer | hur I guess |
| 00:55.30 | Hachiman | Right as far as I know it was a bunch of fashion-obsessed utilitarian corporate types |
| 00:56.02 | Hachiman | Who wanted to get rid of people who did not conform to their standards |
| 00:56.11 | Monet_2 | So...That fashion studio from that film where Ben Stiller plays a model? |
| 00:56.20 | Monet_2 | Actually wait |
| 00:56.21 | OluapPlayer | "the present day, Lysandre, the boss of Team Flare, aims to use the ultimate weapon to destroy all lifeâincluding Pokémonâto create a more beautiful world." |
| 00:56.34 | OluapPlayer | So genocide |
| 00:56.38 | Hachiman | Fucking destroy the world |
| 00:56.47 | Monet_2 | There was one Bond villain who wanted to nuke the world and repopulate the world with perfect peopel who would all live on a space station. |
| 00:57.10 | Hachiman | Monet_2: And they say Bond films are realistic |
| 00:57.28 | Monet_2 | Hachiman: It is generalyl agreed that Bond film is by far the stupidest one. |
| 00:57.42 | Hachiman | I can only imagine what Team Skull's motives are |
| 00:57.46 | The_Randomness | Hachiman: At least Team Flare was fabulous |
| 00:57.50 | Hachiman | That's true |
| 00:58.05 | The_Randomness | I'm surprised I couldn't remember their name at first |
| 00:58.13 | Monet_2 | Moonraker, that was the film. |
| 00:58.23 | Hachiman | I find Lysandre and Team Flare so unmemorable |
| 00:58.36 | Hachiman | Team Skull comes across to me as anarchists and anti-order types |
| 00:58.43 | Monet_2 | ...it was the Roger Moore era. |
| 00:58.54 | Hachiman | Since they're young thugs, rappers, and hooligans |
| 01:00.04 | OluapPlayer | So far we don't know what Skull's goals are, other than Guzma talking about captains or something like that |
| 01:00.44 | OluapPlayer | "Each trial has a Trial Captain who provides guidance to trial-goers. All of the Captains are Trainers who undertook trials in their own island challenge a few years earlier." |
| 01:00.50 | OluapPlayer | Oh he's talking about those |
| 01:01.13 | Hachiman | He mentioned something about Team Skull being made up of rejects or something |
| 01:01.58 | Hachiman | If that's the case, makes Team Skull a little more sympathetic |
| 01:02.52 | Monet_2 | So Team Skull could be a collective of street gangs. |
| 01:03.00 | Hachiman | Seems to be the case |
| 01:03.07 | Monet_2 | Or given they talk about captains, ex-military? |
| 01:03.14 | Hachiman | Not those kinda captains |
| 01:03.51 | Hachiman | tfw you remember that there was a Pokemon war at some point because Lt. Surge is an vet |
| 01:04.02 | Hachiman | *a vet |
| 01:04.17 | OluapPlayer | These captains aren't military |
| 01:04.39 | OluapPlayer | They're the game's equivalent of gym leaders I guess |
| 01:04.47 | Hachiman | Looks to be the case |
| 01:04.56 | Hachiman | I wonder who the Elite Four are this time around |
| 01:04.59 | OluapPlayer | We don't have the full details yet |
| 01:05.46 | OluapPlayer | There's a trial the player must go through, and each has a Trial Captain who guides them |
| 01:05.56 | OluapPlayer | This kind of thing |
| 01:06.00 | Hachiman | Yeah |
| 01:06.25 | OluapPlayer | I remember when Lt. Surge appeared in the anime |
| 01:06.30 | OluapPlayer | He was like, a fucking giant |
| 01:06.39 | Hachiman | Yeah |
| 01:07.27 | Hachiman | Hometown: Vermilion City (born in America) |
| 01:07.34 | Hachiman | That's an actual thing on his Bulbapedia page |
| 01:08.15 | Hachiman | aka The Electric American |
| 01:08.23 | Hachiman | *Lightning American |
| 01:08.53 | OluapPlayer | He's called that in the games |
| 01:09.06 | Hachiman | So |
| 01:09.13 | Hachiman | America fucking exists in the same world as Pokemon |
| 01:09.29 | OluapPlayer | Fantina is apparently French too |
| 01:10.10 | OluapPlayer | Pokemon isn't exactly the most lore-extensive game |
| 01:10.38 | Hachiman | http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/a/a2/Lt_Surge_Gym_anime.png You're right, he's a fucking giant |
| 01:10.59 | OluapPlayer | BIG AMERICAN MAN |
| 01:11.02 | Monet_2 | Wasn't there a guy with a damn .44 magnum in the anime? |
| 01:11.08 | Hachiman | Oh I remember that |
| 01:11.20 | OluapPlayer | Yeah but the episode was not released outside of Japan |
| 01:11.24 | Hachiman | That's a banned episode; the guy is an owner of a lake with a bunch of Dratinis or something |
| 01:11.31 | OluapPlayer | That was when Ash captured his 50 Tauros |
| 01:11.44 | Hachiman | Yeah that's ridiculous |
| 01:11.46 | OluapPlayer | So people out of Japan have no idea where those came from |
| 01:12.27 | Hachiman | Also I thought Brock was supposed to be an adult man yet he looks half the size of the guys standing next to Surge |
| 01:12.45 | OluapPlayer | Granted it's not like they're relevant. The anime formula is "forget everything done in all seasons made before the current game" |
| 01:12.54 | Hachiman | Yeah |
| 01:13.04 | Hachiman | Unless it's Charizard or something |
| 01:13.06 | Monet_2 | Hachiman: Maybe this is a take on "Americans are gigantic compared to the Japanese"? |
| 01:13.18 | OluapPlayer | Brock is 15 years old |
| 01:13.23 | Hachiman | Ah |
| 01:13.39 | Monet_2 | Ash is 10 |
| 01:13.42 | Hachiman | Gym Leader at 15 sounds kinda |
| 01:13.44 | OluapPlayer | Since he lives in Pokemon-anime world, he'll never get older than that |
| 01:14.01 | Hachiman | hur |
| 01:14.03 | OluapPlayer | I was 10 when Ash was first stated to be 10 |
| 01:14.07 | OluapPlayer | Or around that age |
| 01:15.07 | Hachiman | I think when the anime aired in 1996 I was most certainly a baby |
| 01:15.07 | Monet_2 | The two trainers with Surge. are either adults, or taller than most people the team meet. |
| 01:15.18 | OluapPlayer | They're adults |
| 01:15.25 | OluapPlayer | Surge is a colossus |
| 01:15.31 | OluapPlayer | For no specific reason |
| 01:15.46 | Hachiman | Surge is like Gamagoori before Gamagoori fucking existed |
| 01:15.52 | Hachiman | ONLY HAS ONE SIZE BIGGER THAN YOU |
| 01:16.17 | OluapPlayer | kek |
| 01:16.59 | Monet_2 | The guy on the left is like a head taller than brock. |
| 01:17.08 | Hachiman | Head and upper torso |
| 01:17.26 | Monet_2 | I think he's tall even compared to a 15-year-old. |
| 01:17.35 | Hachiman | Sabrina is still qt tho |
| 01:17.44 | Hachiman | psychic goth chick best gym leader |
| 01:17.45 | Monet_2 | Most people have had their growth spurt by 15. |
| 01:18.09 | OluapPlayer | I don't see how Sabrina is a goth |
| 01:18.21 | Hachiman | Actually yeah, I was gonna say that Sabrina's not really goth |
| 01:18.26 | Hachiman | She's just |
| 01:18.28 | Hachiman | Kinda weird |
| 01:18.50 | Imperios | Hachiman Wormy_ Tybusen DrodoEmpire: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ax0o_s0o628 My eyes |
| 01:18.52 | Imperios | drom |
| 01:19.41 | Hachiman | wat |
| 01:19.50 | OluapPlayer | There is one girl who dresses in gothic lolita clothes but I can't remember her name |
| 01:19.57 | OluapPlayer | I thought she was a gym leader but evidently not |
| 01:20.37 | Wormy_ | lol |
| 01:21.05 | OluapPlayer | http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/4/44/Diamond_Pearl_Marley.png ah found her |
| 01:21.23 | Hachiman | Ah Marley |
| 01:21.24 | Monet_2 | Ooh la la. |
| 01:21.40 | Hachiman | Reminds me a little of Wednesday |
| 01:21.40 | OluapPlayer | She's a temporary teammate in D/P |
| 01:21.53 | OluapPlayer | Specializes in Pokemon with high Speed stat |
| 01:23.44 | OluapPlayer | Speaking of gothic lolita, Gothitelle's Pokedex entry is unecessarily sad |
| 01:23.47 | OluapPlayer | >It can see the future from the movement of the stars. When it learns its Trainer's life span, it cries in sadness. |
| 01:24.09 | Hachiman | The fuck |
| 01:24.44 | OluapPlayer | You're hanging out with a creature who knows exactly when you'll die and it can't do anything about it |
| 01:26.26 | Monet_2 | That's really sad. |
| 01:26.51 | Hachiman | There's a lot of sad or creepy stuff in Pokemon |
| 01:26.57 | Hachiman | Like Cubone |
| 01:27.10 | Hachiman | Even though I do not really get how every single Cubone wears its mother's skull |
| 01:27.15 | OluapPlayer | Yeah but Cubone's existence makes no sense |
| 01:27.17 | OluapPlayer | For that reason |
| 01:27.40 | OluapPlayer | Pokedex entries are misleading at best and fucking retarded at worst |
| 01:27.53 | Hachiman | hur |
| 01:28.28 | Hachiman | Like, by this logic, every Marowak in existence must have been genocided |
| 01:28.36 | Hachiman | Individually hunted down and fucking murdered |
| 01:29.13 | OluapPlayer | Even though not only you can have a Marowak breed several Cubones, Cubone itself can breed without restriction |
| 01:29.13 | Monet_2 | Wasn't it to do with how modern Cubone was originally cloned from a fossil? |
| 01:29.18 | Tybusen | tbf, in the original game you could only find Cubone in Pokemon Tower |
| 01:29.26 | OluapPlayer | Cubone isn't a fossil Pokemon |
| 01:29.47 | Hachiman | It's a shame their Pokedex lore is retarded because I like Marowak |
| 01:29.59 | Tybusen | The Pokedex entry makes sense, I guess, if you look at it from the perspective of the RBY/FRLG protagonist |
| 01:30.13 | OluapPlayer | It doesn't for the reasons I've stated |
| 01:30.15 | Tybusen | Of course, for other regions where you can find Cubone it doesn't make sense anymore |
| 01:30.31 | Monet_2 | I swear I recall when fist introduced, Cubone existed by way of a science experiment. |
| 01:31.01 | OluapPlayer | Nope, you're thinking of either Aerodactyl, Kabuto or Omanyte |
| 01:31.04 | Monet_2 | And the skull it wore was from the skeleton that was the source of the DNA or something. |
| 01:31.11 | The_Randomness | no |
| 01:31.13 | Tybusen | I'm saying the Cubone Pokedex entry ONLY makes sense from the RBY/FRLG protagonist's POV, since you can only catch Cubone in Pokemon Tower where there were indeed Marowak killed |
| 01:31.43 | OluapPlayer | Yeah but you can still capture, evolve and breed these Cubone |
| 01:32.07 | Tybusen | Can't breed in RBY though |
| 01:32.16 | OluapPlayer | Oh |
| 01:32.22 | OluapPlayer | Oh yeah |
| 01:32.26 | OluapPlayer | No breeding in the originals |
| 01:32.33 | Hachiman | I've just come to accept that Marowaks just fucking die after giving birth or laying eggs or something |
| 01:32.52 | OluapPlayer | Other than the fact you can have 6 Marowaks in your party u dingusting creature |
| 01:33.05 | Monet_2 | It's been...ages since I've played the old games or watched the earlier anime episodes. |
| 01:33.10 | Hachiman | >dingusting |
| 01:33.10 | Technobliterator | oh, hey Tybusen |
| 01:33.16 | Hachiman | My new favourite insult |
| 01:33.18 | OluapPlayer | so mad i cant even write |
| 01:33.22 | Technobliterator | I started playing my first Pokémon recently :o |
| 01:33.31 | Tybusen | Most of what we know about Cubone is entirely based on stuff from the Gen I days, before breeding and other parts of the Pokemon worldbuilding came in |
| 01:33.32 | Monet_2 | Like I was 4 when Pokemon was first made. |
| 01:33.34 | Tybusen | Hai Techno |
| 01:33.38 | OluapPlayer | All Jo has to worry is getting swarmed by Tentacools |
| 01:33.48 | Hachiman | Oh yeah |
| 01:33.50 | Hachiman | Prepare for that |
| 01:33.52 | Technobliterator | hahaha |
| 01:33.54 | Hachiman | And getting horded by Zubats |
| 01:33.56 | Technobliterator | I heard |
| 01:33.59 | Tybusen | Which Pokemon are you playing? |
| 01:34.06 | Technobliterator | Omega Ruby |
| 01:34.10 | Hachiman | Oh right |
| 01:34.11 | OluapPlayer | Zubats are Gen 1 and 2 |
| 01:34.12 | Technobliterator | I started with Treecko |
| 01:34.26 | Hachiman | >not starting from genwun aka best gen |
| 01:34.27 | OluapPlayer | Gen 3 is Wingulls and Tentacools |
| 01:34.29 | The_Randomness | I technically started with Red, but I don't think I ever beat it lol |
| 01:34.29 | Hachiman | REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE |
| 01:34.35 | The_Randomness | gen 1 sucks |
| 01:34.39 | Technobliterator | Juggling between playing that and Bravely Default |
| 01:34.42 | OluapPlayer | command ~kick Hachiman time:forever |
| 01:34.50 | The_Randomness | I played the heck out of Crystal though |
| 01:34.59 | Hachiman | Almost made me fucking choke |
| 01:35.11 | Monet_2 | The earliest episode of Pokemon I ever remember seeing was vague and it involved a storm, a tower, a lot of pokeballs, one contianing Pikachu which is how Ash got him. |
| 01:35.20 | Hachiman | I was eating and almost swallowed a mouthful whole |
| 01:35.23 | OluapPlayer | That's the first episode |
| 01:35.24 | Monet_2 | I'm probably blending things |
| 01:35.46 | OluapPlayer | Episode 1 had both Pikachu's introduction and a storm so you're close |
| 01:35.53 | Monet_2 | The bits of the episode I do remember were...dark. |
| 01:36.25 | Hachiman | I always remember that one episode revolving around a woman who turned to stone by waiting for her partner to come back from an overseas war for eternity |
| 01:36.42 | Hachiman | And then ghosts popped out |
| 01:36.43 | Tybusen | Technobliterator: Ah ok Gen 6 is a good start for beginners |
| 01:36.44 | OluapPlayer | I vaguely recall something like that |
| 01:36.54 | OluapPlayer | Didn't it have a Ghastly as the antagonist? |
| 01:36.57 | Hachiman | It did |
| 01:37.00 | Technobliterator | I've heard |
| 01:37.13 | OluapPlayer | It turned itself into a weasel to scare Jessie's Arbok |
| 01:37.16 | OluapPlayer | Like a real world weasel |
| 01:37.19 | Hachiman | Yeah |
| 01:37.26 | Monet_2 | I mist have been 7 or 9 when Pokemon first hit TV screens in the UK. |
| 01:37.35 | Hachiman | I found it strange because there's also an episode where a Ghastly is a playful tyke in Saffron City with Haunter and Gengar |
| 01:37.53 | Hachiman | And I'm thinking to myself "which is the outlier here" |
| 01:37.59 | Monet_2 | Another early memory I have is the Squirtle Squad. |
| 01:38.07 | OluapPlayer | Malevolent Pokemon are always the outliers |
| 01:38.21 | Tybusen | Oh you're talking about the Ghost of Maiden's Peak |
| 01:38.24 | Tybusen | I remember that episode |
| 01:38.32 | Monet_2 | And the Squirtle Ash catches ran around with Kamina sunglasses. |
| 01:38.33 | Tybusen | Venutoise |
| 01:38.44 | OluapPlayer | In universe they're all perfect pure hearted little angels |
| 01:38.51 | Hachiman | Yveltal |
| 01:38.58 | OluapPlayer | Even Yveltal |
| 01:39.04 | OluapPlayer | Just look at it in Pokemon Amie |
| 01:39.04 | Hachiman | aka literal Pokemon god of extinction |
| 01:39.07 | OluapPlayer | It's a big dumb bird |
| 01:39.30 | Hachiman | I'm sad that Ash's Squirtle did not keep the Kamina glasses |
| 01:39.33 | The_Randomness | Darkrai is malevolent |
| 01:39.36 | The_Randomness | iirc |
| 01:39.36 | OluapPlayer | It did |
| 01:39.49 | Tybusen | Anime Darkrai is not a bad guy |
| 01:39.52 | Monet_2 | Hachiman: That Squirtle was an ace. |
| 01:39.53 | Hachiman | The_Randomness: Not in the movie apparently |
| 01:39.54 | Tybusen | He's the hero of his movie |
| 01:39.58 | OluapPlayer | It just keeps them inside of its shell when Ash is using him |
| 01:40.02 | Hachiman | Ah |
| 01:40.02 | The_Randomness | never watched that one then |
| 01:40.07 | Tybusen | Though a Darkrai did screw over Ash at the Sinnoh League |
| 01:40.15 | OluapPlayer | Yeah but the game and the movies don't follow the same continuity |
| 01:40.17 | The_Randomness | At the very least he was spooky in D/P/Pl |
| 01:40.36 | OluapPlayer | Game!Darkrai likes to induce nightmares on people because he's a jerk like that |
| 01:40.43 | The_Randomness | dude, the Chateau in those games were spooky af |
| 01:40.47 | Tybusen | Yeah, Darkrai in the games is malevolent |
| 01:40.50 | OluapPlayer | And Mystery Dungeon!Darkrai is probably the most evil Pokemon of any game |
| 01:40.53 | Hachiman | Oh, Banette is malevolent |
| 01:40.54 | Monet_2 | The earliest episode I can remember seeing that Anime trope of "giant angry yelly heads" was...Tower of Terror I think. |
| 01:41.26 | Hachiman | Drifloon and Duskull kidnap and murder children based on their lore |
| 01:41.36 | The_Randomness | I played the first Mystery Dungeon game, and now I can't remember any of that |
| 01:41.48 | Monet_2 | It was hilarious seeing a 20ft tall Pikachu furious scream "PIKA" at Ash. |
| 01:41.58 | OluapPlayer | http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Darkrai_(Explorers_of_Time,_Darkness,_and_Sky) this Darkrai in specific |
| 01:42.29 | Hachiman | Darkrai in Explorers is an evil fucker |
| 01:43.48 | Hachiman | Tybusen: Venustoise is not so scary when you consider it most likely has a x4 weakness or worse |
| 01:44.05 | OluapPlayer | Corrupted the god of time into a mindless beast, got the god of space to try hunting you down and still wasn't satisfied |
| 01:44.34 | Tybusen | Hachiman: well let's analyze this |
| 01:44.42 | Tybusen | Water/Grass/Poison |
| 01:45.10 | OluapPlayer | I can't see any 4x weaknesses there |
| 01:45.11 | Tybusen | Weak to Psychic, Flying |
| 01:45.14 | Hachiman | Fire |
| 01:45.18 | Tybusen | Not Fire |
| 01:45.23 | Hachiman | But Grass |
| 01:45.28 | Tybusen | But Water |
| 01:45.29 | OluapPlayer | But Water |
| 01:45.32 | Monet_2 | Water |
| 01:45.55 | OluapPlayer | lern 2 pokeymans |
| 01:46.13 | Tybusen | So actually Venustoise is a force to be reckoned with |
| 01:46.19 | Hachiman | Well shit |
| 01:46.39 | OluapPlayer | Venusaur by itself has no 4x weaknesses |
| 01:46.53 | OluapPlayer | Blastoise is mono-typed so same |
| 01:46.55 | Hachiman | I dunno I'm bad at type analysis and match-ups |
| 01:46.57 | OluapPlayer | so yeah, stronk |
| 01:46.59 | Hachiman | And remembering resistances and shit |
| 01:47.27 | Tybusen | Blastoise and Venusaur also have really similar base stats |
| 01:47.42 | OluapPlayer | http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Thu-Fi-Zer we need to go deeper |
| 01:47.55 | Tybusen | Venusaur has better Sp. Atk, Blastoise has better Def. |
| 01:48.15 | Hachiman | One thing I know for certain is that a lot of these new Alola Pokemon seem very geared towards competitive play and meta |
| 01:48.28 | OluapPlayer | ayy loma |
| 01:48.39 | Tybusen | So you either have a tankier Venusaur or a more powerful Blastoise with only two weaknesses, only one of them being a common competitive attack type |
| 01:48.53 | Tybusen | OluapPlayer: ayy lola |
| 01:49.10 | OluapPlayer | Or you have poster-boy Charizard and his two Megas |
| 01:49.34 | Hachiman | >poster-boy |
| 01:49.36 | Tybusen | I'm legit excited for Sun and Moon though |
| 01:49.46 | Hachiman | Somebody is salty about not having enough badges |
| 01:49.54 | Tybusen | All the Pokemon look really cool and they're shaking up the formula a little bit |
| 01:50.07 | Hachiman | Yeah, I like the look of Pokemon S&M |
| 01:50.08 | OluapPlayer | SnM is shaping up nicely |
| 01:50.16 | OluapPlayer | Alola Exeggutor looks fucking retarded though |
| 01:50.50 | Hachiman | Alola Exeggutor is best Pokememe |
| 01:51.01 | Monet_2 | I agree with Oluap |
| 01:51.07 | OluapPlayer | If I could project vomit all the way to the UK I would right now |
| 01:51.12 | OluapPlayer | and puke on u |
| 01:51.13 | Hachiman | hur |
| 01:51.19 | Tybusen | Alright but have you heard about Alola Raichu yet |
| 01:51.19 | Hachiman | feed me like a lil bird |
| 01:51.26 | OluapPlayer | Yes |
| 01:51.28 | Monet_2 | Alola Exxecutor is like...what the Palm Tree pokemon? |
| 01:51.29 | OluapPlayer | It looks adorabl |
| 01:51.30 | OluapPlayer | e |
| 01:52.06 | Hachiman | It does |
| 01:52.11 | OluapPlayer | Exeggutor was always a palm tree, but the Alola version looks more like a golf club with faces |
| 01:52.18 | Hachiman | It surfs on its tail in battle |
| 01:52.21 | Hachiman | qt as fug |
| 01:52.32 | Monet_2 | Alola vulpix is a dorabru. |
| 01:52.39 | OluapPlayer | Cutiefly is still cutest new Mon |
| 01:52.40 | Tybusen | It's literally Surfing Pikachu's evolution |
| 01:52.41 | OluapPlayer | It's in the name |
| 01:53.24 | Monet_2 | I don't care if alola vulpix is just a Vulpix that's snow white, still cute. |
| 01:53.29 | Monet_2 | still adorable |
| 01:53.42 | OluapPlayer | Alola Meowth looks like a little shit |
| 01:53.46 | OluapPlayer | which fits Meowth |
| 01:53.56 | Tybusen | Vulpix was already a cute, but Alola Vulpix is even more a cute |
| 01:54.28 | Hachiman | Tybusen: http://ateymdcucghvdg9idwnrzxquy29t.g00.photobucket.com/g00/TU9SRVBIRVVTMCRodHRwOi8vaTEyMDcucGhvdG9idWNrZXQuY29tL2FsYnVtcy9iYjQ3NC9rZW5zaG9kL2V6Z2lmLTM2NzAxMDg0MTkuZ2lm/$/$/$/$ |
| 01:54.31 | Tybusen | Alola Meowth is also Dark-type which means it even has the "little shit" typing |
| 01:54.34 | Monet_2 | MEE-YOWTH, DAT'S RIGHT! |
| 01:54.59 | OluapPlayer | I want some non-Gen 1 Alolas tho |
| 01:54.59 | Tybusen | Hachiman: >actually finding a pikachu |
| 01:55.23 | OluapPlayer | Enough pandering to nostalgia |
| 01:56.26 | Tybusen | Yeah, I'll be disappointed if there aren't some non-Kanto Alolas |
| 01:56.49 | Tybusen | Gen III has a lot of my favorite Pokes and I'd like them to get some attention too |
| 01:56.53 | OluapPlayer | I wish Luxray had gotten a Mega at least |
| 01:56.58 | OluapPlayer | Luxray is best cat |
| 01:57.27 | Hachiman | Needs Alola Lucario right now |
| 01:57.43 | OluapPlayer | Lucario is overrated furrybait |
| 01:57.44 | OluapPlayer | fite me m8 |
| 01:58.05 | Tybusen | , he says to the user known as Lucario of the Gods |
| 01:58.36 | Tybusen | It's a bold move, Cotton, let's see how it plays out |
| 01:59.04 | Hachiman | Tybusen: https://scontent-ams3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/s526x395/13880199_1230382883658647_5578497438948156842_n.jpg?oh=13b0e26f03d74f50ab2579443e40a77e&oe=581633AC |
| 01:59.06 | OluapPlayer | Hachi then replies along the lines of "gardevoir is shit" and all is history |
| 01:59.14 | Hachiman | Gardevoir is shit |
| 01:59.16 | OluapPlayer | c |
| 01:59.56 | Tybusen | Lurantis a cute |
| 02:00.04 | Hachiman | gardevoir v lucario tho |
| 02:00.21 | Hachiman | fukn bone rush u |
| 02:00.27 | Tybusen | Evenly-matched typing |
| 02:00.37 | OluapPlayer | Types considered |
| 02:00.42 | OluapPlayer | Yeah they more or less cancel each other out |
| 02:00.47 | Tybusen | Though Lucario probably wins by having better physical moves at his disposal |
| 02:00.49 | DrodoEmpire | Alright |
| 02:00.57 | OluapPlayer | Psychic vs Fighting, Steel vs Fairy |
| 02:01.01 | DrodoEmpire | Almost ready to get colonies in central or South america in my Korea name |
| 02:01.06 | DrodoEmpire | Westernisation here we come |
| 02:01.14 | DrodoEmpire | *game |
| 02:01.20 | Tybusen | Gardevoir's two STAB types are neutral to Lucario and so Gardie can't really take advantage of her Special stats |
| 02:01.36 | Tybusen | Lucario has things like Bone Rush and can take advantage of Gardie's low Def |
| 02:01.41 | OluapPlayer | Gardevoir - shit son bet you wish i was a gallade right now |
| 02:01.48 | Hachiman | hur |
| 02:01.52 | Tybusen | Gallade destroys Lucario |
| 02:01.58 | Tybusen | Plain and simple |
| 02:02.03 | Hachiman | how dis |
| 02:02.11 | Tybusen | Fighting type > Steel type |
| 02:02.16 | Hachiman | Ah |
| 02:02.36 | OluapPlayer | Why is Lucario even Steel type? |
| 02:02.37 | OluapPlayer | I legit don't know |
| 02:02.39 | Tybusen | Gallade can also take a physical hit so Lucario ded |
| 02:03.09 | Monet_2 | Maybe steel is in reference to Lucario's will? |
| 02:03.18 | DrodoEmpire | Got some 330 people in Hawaii- I hope I can jump to like California/Mexico from there |
| 02:03.25 | OluapPlayer | Let's see what Bulbapedo has to say |
| 02:03.33 | Hachiman | I honestly feel Lucario should be Psychic rather than Steel |
| 02:03.34 | Tybusen | > bulbapedo |
| 02:03.52 | Hachiman | Like, Lucario can sense and manipulate aura |
| 02:03.57 | Hachiman | Life energy |
| 02:04.01 | Tybusen | Hachiman: Though tbf, Lucario's ESP powers only go as far as aura stuff and sometimes telepathic speech |
| 02:04.09 | OluapPlayer | "Lucario appears to be based on the Egyptian god of funerals and the dead, Anubis, who has the head of an African golden wolf. Anubis's role in Egyptian mythology was to judge the hearts of deceased souls based on their actions during their life. This resembles Lucario's ability to see a life form's aura. It also seems to be based on an Egyptian boxer. Boxing is a sport that is believed to have origins in Egypt. The markings |
| 02:04.19 | Hachiman | Ends at "the markings" |
| 02:04.26 | OluapPlayer | Well this explains the Fighting type but not the Steel type |
| 02:04.31 | OluapPlayer | "The markings on Lucario's face resemble a mask." |
| 02:04.32 | Tek0516 | :/ I just broke Stellaris by clicking a pop-up. |
| 02:04.38 | DrodoEmpire | Ouch... |
| 02:04.47 | The_Randomness | rip |
| 02:05.12 | Monet_2 | At least research didn't mistake Anubis as some god of war *glares at The Mummy* |
| 02:05.29 | Hachiman | Yeah, The Mummy's kinda dumb |
| 02:05.44 | Hachiman | Anubis is my favourite Egyptian god tho |
| 02:06.02 | OluapPlayer | Research done for the design of Pokemon is more or less always in point |
| 02:07.24 | Hachiman | That Innards Out ability for that sea cucumber Pokemon though |
| 02:07.29 | Monet_2 | I wonder if the Mummy writers were going for Set. |
| 02:07.45 | OluapPlayer | That thing is too cute to be a sea cucumber |
| 02:07.54 | OluapPlayer | Real sea cucumbers are literally shit tubes |
| 02:08.07 | Hachiman | OHKO one of those with a decent level and you'll end up fucking your Pokemon over |
| 02:08.17 | Monet_2 | The closest I can find is this guy http://www.ancientegyptonline.co.uk/anhur.html |
| 02:08.28 | OluapPlayer | It'll depend of how much HP it has |
| 02:08.40 | OluapPlayer | If it has low HP then it might actually suck |
| 02:08.41 | Hachiman | Which is why I said decent level |
| 02:09.18 | Monet_2 | Although there are some sources which make war one of Horus' aspects. |
| 02:10.05 | Tybusen | Watch as Pyukumuku ends up having a higher HP stat than Blissey |
| 02:10.26 | Hachiman | That would be fucking insane |
| 02:10.48 | Tybusen | Suddenly you have actual landmines in your Pokemon game |
| 02:10.49 | OluapPlayer | But Blissey has maximum HP |
| 02:11.29 | Tybusen | That's why Pyukumuku goes beyond the impossible and doesn't die even when it's killed |
| 02:11.37 | OluapPlayer | Pyukumuku puts its innards out in the shape of a middle finger everytime you hit it |
| 02:12.28 | Monet_2 | "People die when they are killed" (sorry couldn't resist) |
| 02:12.35 | Hachiman | Pyukumuku runs off Spiral Energy |
| 02:12.42 | Hachiman | I wonder if it evolves |
| 02:13.00 | Hachiman | I cannot help but feel like it's a prevo to something |
| 02:13.08 | Tybusen | Into Super Chouginga Tengen Toppa Gurren Pyukumuku |
| 02:13.28 | Hachiman | Super Sea Cucumber |
| 02:13.37 | Tybusen | And it requires you to have a Golurk in your party |
| 02:13.49 | Hachiman | hur |
| 02:13.57 | Tybusen | Pyukumuku - GATTAI |
| 02:14.23 | OluapPlayer | I confused that with Garbodor for a split moment |
| 02:14.31 | OluapPlayer | Garbodor is the Danny DeVito of Pokemon |
| 02:14.35 | OluapPlayer | I'M THE TRASHMAN |
| 02:14.59 | Hachiman | A shame that Golurk cannot learn Drill Run |
| 02:15.07 | Tybusen | I'm still bummed that they didn't get Danny DeVito to voice Detective Pikachu |
| 02:15.24 | OluapPlayer | Apparently they asked Danny about it and he replied with "what the fuck is a Pokemon" |
| 02:16.25 | Hachiman | I remember that |
| 02:16.38 | Hachiman | He said he'd talk to his agent sometime afterwards but don't think he ever took it up |
| 02:17.01 | Hachiman | Golurk is a Ground Pokemon and Drill Run is a Ground move; it should be able to learn it and give us the Pokemon equivalent of TTGL |
| 02:17.15 | Monet_2 | I haven't heard that but I can imagine it being hilarious |
| 02:17.49 | OluapPlayer | Well Golurk can turn its legs into a fucking jetpack, turning his hands into drills would not be far fetched |
| 02:18.04 | Hachiman | "Golurk were created to protect people and Pokémon. They run on a mysterious energy." |
| 02:18.12 | Hachiman | >They run on a mysterious energy |
| 02:18.30 | OluapPlayer | It was right there under our noses all along |
| 02:18.57 | DrodoEmpire | 886 settlers now |
| 02:19.04 | DrodoEmpire | On Hawaii in my Korea game |
| 02:19.08 | OluapPlayer | http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/3/3e/Juanita_Golurk_Black_Fly.png |
| 02:19.15 | Hachiman | Libera Me from Unova |
| 02:19.41 | DrodoEmpire | 931 now |
| 02:19.47 | Monet_2 | Tybusen: I'd have watched a Danny DeVito Pikachu flipping out. |
| 02:20.13 | Tybusen | I know, that's why it's a national travesty that he didn't take it up |
| 02:20.22 | Hachiman | Monet_2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cR4ADXBkII |
| 02:20.57 | OluapPlayer | I THROW THRUBBISH ALL OVER THE RING |
| 02:21.25 | Monet_2 | Pikachi - I didn't go to Vietnam just to have pansies like you take my freedom away from me. |
| 02:21.46 | OluapPlayer | True story of Pokemon right there |
| 02:21.54 | Hachiman | Lt. Surge |
| 02:22.09 | OluapPlayer | And then you remember Surge's signature mon is Raichu |
| 02:22.26 | Tybusen | And his gym is filled with TRAAASH |
| 02:22.34 | OluapPlayer | Oh god it is |
| 02:22.39 | OluapPlayer | It has a bunch of trash cans |
| 02:23.03 | Hachiman | Surge's Raichu really is the Trash Mon |
| 02:23.17 | OluapPlayer | But Garbador is literally living trash |
| 02:23.44 | Tybusen | But is Garbodor the Trash Man |
| 02:23.53 | OluapPlayer | Literally yes |
| 02:24.40 | OluapPlayer | Ash - go pikachu! Pikachu - TWO WORDS. I. AM. RETIRED. |
| 02:25.06 | Hachiman | Fucking kek |
| 02:25.40 | Hachiman | Funny because in ancient Greek translation those would actually be two words |
| 02:26.04 | Monet_2 | Indeed it would. |
| 02:27.40 | Monet_2 | Bit of a cliche to have Pikchu wear a deerstalker but it works. |
| 02:29.15 | Monet_2 | It might be a little controversial to give him a pipe or a fedora. |
| 02:29.46 | Tybusen | *tips fedora* pokem'on |
| 02:30.21 | Hachiman | olol |
| 02:30.25 | OluapPlayer | unlike you sheep i dont believe in arceus |
| 02:30.55 | Tybusen | in this moment, i am euphoric, not because of some false pokegod, but because i am enlightened |
| 02:30.59 | Monet_2 | Although even if they do give him a fedora, it might be controversial if they add to the authenticity by calling every woman "doll" |
| 02:34.42 | OluapPlayer | http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/157/723/887.jpg cheeky |
| 02:35.14 | Hachiman | hur |
| 02:38.58 | DrodoEmpire | Ah, yes! |
| 02:39.07 | DrodoEmpire | Got to the Americas as Korea, finally |
| 02:39.55 | DrodoEmpire | Now time to colonise my way to Panama and wait for some Europeans to show up ;p |
| 02:39.57 | DrodoEmpire | *:p |
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| 04:36.47 | DrodoEmpire | https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CpRgc1RWAAANUbt.jpg:large me_irl |
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| 11:25.20 | Wormy_ | hi |
| 11:27.05 | Wormy_ | w00t! No Man's Sky unlocks in 5 hours! |
| 11:42.17 | Monet | cool |
| 11:51.23 | Wormy_ | NEEW ROGUE ONE TRAILER https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frdj1zb9sMY&feature=share |
| 11:51.30 | Wormy_ | This is turning into a GOOD day |
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| 12:18.40 | Jepardi | Hi |
| 12:19.44 | Monet | Hi |
| 12:20.30 | OluapPlayer | hi |
| 12:26.31 | Wormy_ | Hello |
| 12:29.59 | Wormy_ | There might be another new Trans-Neptunian Object (about 200 km in diameter), but at a very different inclination to the rest of the Solar System, implying something perturbed it https://www.newscientist.com/article/2100700-mystery-object-in-weird-orbit-beyond-neptune-cannot-be-explained/ |
| 12:35.03 | OluapPlayer | get the apocalyse theories ready |
| 12:35.10 | OluapPlayer | apocalypse even |
| 12:36.59 | Wormy_ | aliens |
| 12:40.28 | OluapPlayer | http://www.thedrive.com/the-war-zone/4799/f-22-raptor-grounded-by-swarm BEEEEEEEEEEEEEES |
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| 13:00.02 | Monet | "Now watch out for those super hornets" Ba-dum-tish! |
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| 13:02.42 | ImpyDroid | OluapPlayer: Reading about Brazilian history. So Brazil's independence movement was actually headed by the Portuguese crown prince? |
| 13:03.03 | OluapPlayer | I think so |
| 13:03.30 | OluapPlayer | I was good with Brazilian history back in school. Not so much anymore now |
| 13:03.52 | ImpyDroid | So basically the Portuguese emperor rebelled against his dad |
| 13:04.32 | ImpyDroid | Talk about parents issues |
| 13:05.51 | ImpyDroid | Pedro - DAD, I AM MOVING TO MY OWN HOUSE NOW |
| 13:27.23 | Wormy_ | Is Harambe Still Alive? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVWd5FN8njQ |
| 13:34.35 | ImpyDroid | влв |
| 13:34.50 | ImpyDroid | Monet_ OluapPlayer Wormy_: https://2ch.hk/po/src/17733905/14709940227790.jpg |
| 13:35.24 | Wormy_ | HERETIC |
| 13:40.50 | Monet | In Soviet Union, you protect the Emperor. |
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| 14:09.46 | dino82_ | hi |
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| 14:27.05 | Monet | Hello |
| 14:29.37 | dino82_ | howz all doing |
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| 14:31.54 | Cyrannian|Busy | Hello everyone |
| 14:33.44 | Charles_Bot | Hey |
| 14:34.10 | Charles_Bot | ImpyDroid Monet #Katar ? |
| 14:38.57 | OluapPlayer | ~eat Cyrannian|Busy |
| 14:38.58 | infobot | That's too disgusting. |
| 14:39.12 | dino82_ | hi |
| 14:39.25 | Cyrannian|Busy | ~sniff OluapPlayer |
| 14:39.25 | infobot | ACTION sniffs OluapPlayer, then walks away with his nose plugged. |
| 14:39.31 | Cyrannian|Busy | Hai |
| 14:40.53 | Cyrannian|Busy | Wormy_: dino82_: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frdj1zb9sMY - In case you haven't seen |
| 14:41.12 | Wormy_ | I have, today is good day. |
| 14:42.44 | Monet | I like the use of DOnnie Yen |
| 14:43.20 | Cyrannian|Busy | He'll certainly be a very interesting character |
| 14:43.21 | dino82_ | now that was amazing |
| 14:43.25 | dino82_ | haven't seen that one yet |
| 14:43.26 | dino82_ | trailer |
| 14:43.28 | dino82_ | looks great! |
| 14:43.34 | dino82_ | Argh december wait.......................... |
| 14:43.52 | Monet | I'll still approach this with skepticism |
| 14:44.13 | Cyrannian|Busy | dino82_: Forrest Whitaker's character is Saw Gerrera from the Clone wars if you didn't know! |
| 14:45.05 | Monet | The stinger use of Vader feels like hype-bait. |
| 14:45.08 | dino82_ | yeah I read, intriguing |
| 14:45.35 | Wormy_ | Cyrannian|Busy: Donnie Yen is awesome https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeeoEpmyb2Y |
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| 14:46.35 | Cyrannian|Busy | I think I saw that one before, tis impressive |
| 14:50.30 | Monet | Ancient Chinese proverb: Never trust a trailer. |
| 14:52.39 | Wormy_ | Vader's going to be in it |
| 14:52.46 | Wormy_ | Don't know how much of him |
| 14:53.37 | Monet | Probably just long enough for a good sales boost. |
| 14:55.00 | Wormy_ | Can't I enjoy anything without cyncism hur |
| 14:55.56 | Monet | Lol |
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| 14:56.57 | Monet | My course unfortunately makes me acutely aware how much of a business Hollywood is and how refined an art making adverts and PR is. |
| 14:58.25 | Wormy_ | Ooh look, a new sci-fi series https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwqSi_ToNPs |
| 14:58.52 | NeonPanda | hi all |
| 15:03.13 | Ghelae | Hello. |
| 15:04.30 | Cyrannian|Busy | Wormy_: Kinda reminds me of the reboot of the Day the Earth Stood Still |
| 15:04.50 | Wormy_ | Yeah |
| 15:06.30 | Monet | Hopefully not as lame. |
| 15:06.58 | Monet | I know you said "can't I enjoy anything without cynicism" but I hate the modern Day the Earth Stood Still. |
| 15:10.01 | Monet | This however? I'll give it a shot. |
| 15:10.49 | Tek0516 | http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1471010150-20160812.png |
| 15:11.39 | Monet | I like trailers that don't reveal too much. |
| 15:13.14 | Cyrannian|Busy | Wormy_: http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2014/08/11/perseid-meteor-shower-kills-43-stargazers-across-ireland-overnight/ |
| 15:14.05 | Wormy_ | Not the Fitzgearld's! |
| 15:14.25 | OluapPlayer | Just how unlucky do you have to be to be hit by a meteor shower |
| 15:15.06 | Wormy_ | Well, bringer of bad omens. Everybody should know that. |
| 15:16.46 | Monet | OluapPlayer: Very |
| 15:18.19 | Cyrannian|Busy | About the super-moon: âIt came so close this year that there were people actually ducking in Japan.â said astronomer Ken Farthing of astronomy Ireland. âOne of these days it will take someones head clean off and that will be the end of it. People have no idea how dangerous space balls can be.â |
| 15:19.24 | Wormy_ | We should nuke the super-moon, its our only hope in stopping it now. |
| 15:19.26 | Monet | If the moon did get that close Japan would be annihilated by earthquakes and tsunamis. |
| 15:19.41 | OluapPlayer | Another usual day at Japan |
| 15:21.38 | Monet | It's no wonder the ancient Japanese believed the world rested on the back of a turtle (or was it a catfish?) |
| 15:22.32 | Cyrannian|Busy | a tentacle monster |
| 15:22.54 | Monet | Looking up, seems to be a turtle |
| 15:28.47 | Monet | Why would they balance the world on something so nightmarish, evil, horrible, chaotic and monstrous? |
| 15:29.04 | OluapPlayer | You don't like turtles? |
| 15:29.35 | Monet | I love turtles. I was questioning balancing the world on a tentacle monster. |
| 15:30.01 | Ghelae | That's rather prejudiced against tentacle monsters. |
| 15:30.59 | Wormy_ | tentacle lives matter, you know |
| 15:31.16 | Monet | Tentacles aren't pleasant things in Japanese mythology. |
| 15:31.57 | OluapPlayer | Corruptus demons - #rude |
| 15:32.04 | Cyrannian|Busy | They're just jealous that they aren't pulsating masses of tentacles. |
| 15:32.30 | Monet | Ohoho I doubt the ancient Japanese were jealous. |
| 15:33.40 | Wormy_ | I dunno, some of those pictures of people riving in tentacles looked like they were having a pleasant experience to me. |
| 15:34.45 | Cyrannian|Busy | Tentacle monsters are quite accomodating, always willing to welcome people into their slimy embrace. |
| 15:35.13 | Monet | So are succubi. |
| 15:36.09 | OluapPlayer | u got my attention |
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| 15:39.50 | Monet | Wormy_: Those are people probably lost in the tentacles' power to seduce. |
| 15:39.53 | Monet | Hi |
| 15:44.25 | Monet | I'll bbl |
| 15:45.26 | Tek0516 | Oh, No Man's Sky in out on Steam in an hour. |
| 15:46.00 | Cyrannian|Busy | yey |
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| 15:46.37 | Xho | no man's sky hype is getting rea m8 |
| 15:46.41 | Xho | real m8* |
| 15:47.01 | Tek0516 | I wanted to wait for reviews but I'm so tempted. |
| 15:48.08 | OluapPlayer | spu |
| 15:48.27 | Xho | u |
| 15:48.37 | OluapPlayer | Aren't there reviews already? The game's been out on consoles for a couple of days |
| 15:49.39 | Xho | I have a feeling this game is going be quite niche |
| 15:49.48 | Xho | it ain't call of duty niggos |
| 15:50.27 | Xho | inb4 "Call of Duty: Infinite Exploration" |
| 15:55.00 | Tek0516 | Yeah. This is entirely about the exploration, the action is probably there but it's not the focus. |
| 15:55.25 | Cyrannian|Busy | It has fecking dinosaurs in space, so I'm sold already hur |
| 16:01.00 | Ghelae | For anybody interested (I'm particularly thinking DrodoEmpire, possibly Wormy_, and maybe ImpyDroid2 might care) I've come up with a rough timeline for the pre-spacefaring history of the super-collab world on the titanpad. |
| 16:01.15 | DrodoEmpire | Oh, hm |
| 16:01.26 | Xho | 0/10 no xhodocto |
| 16:01.43 | Xho | The wiki appears to be down |
| 16:01.54 | Xho | Maybe not |
| 16:01.57 | Xho | tinyurl is down |
| 16:02.19 | DrodoEmpire | I don't have a link right on me >.< |
| 16:02.22 | DrodoEmpire | Link to pad? |
| 16:02.23 | OluapPlayer | more like dedurl |
| 16:02.53 | Xho | amen |
| 16:03.10 | Xho | Hm not sure what to between now and No Man's Sky binge |
| 16:03.15 | Ghelaway | DrodoEmpire: https://titanpad.com/hK8iu1YqBn |
| 16:04.30 | OluapPlayer | write stoof |
| 16:05.55 | Xho | like wut |
| 16:07.11 | Xho | like wut tho |
| 16:09.03 | Wormy_ | titanpad is now down |
| 16:09.49 | Tek0516 | I'm torn. :/ |
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| 16:12.53 | Hachiman | Hi |
| 16:13.10 | OluapPlayer | poke |
| 16:13.18 | Xho | Tek0516: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VV1XWJN3nJo |
| 16:13.22 | Xho | rabbut |
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| 16:16.50 | Tek0516 | Eh, all I get for preorder is a better starting ship. I can wait. |
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| 16:29.12 | Xho | What kinda armament would it take to punch through Agent armour hm |
| 16:29.45 | OluapPlayer | boolet |
| 16:29.50 | Hachiman | A fist |
| 16:30.07 | Xho | I'm doing a page for the Sentinel Drone |
| 16:30.11 | Hachiman | MIND BULLETS |
| 16:30.32 | Xho | Because it's such a high class and terrifying drone it can punch through Agent shielding and armour |
| 16:31.07 | Xho | Although I need more substantial terminology to describe as to what kind of armament could get through an Agent's shields |
| 16:34.17 | Xho | "Some real good shooting m8" |
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| 16:36.19 | OluapPlayer | Piece of shit |
| 16:36.35 | Xho | http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/c/cf/KicathianSentinel.png/revision/latest?cb=20160812163612 This is what one of the Sentinel Drones look like |
| 16:36.45 | Xho | All of the major drones are unique in design so |
| 16:37.35 | Xho | That one is the Anatezc-ji 0 Sentinel |
| 16:37.43 | Xho | The largest and scariest one is the Namuezan Sentinel |
| 16:41.29 | DrodoEmpire | Okay |
| 16:45.54 | Cyrannian | Just over ten minutes guise |
| 16:45.58 | Xho | for wat |
| 16:46.40 | Cyrannian | No Man's Sky |
| 16:47.03 | Xho | Still over an hour for us |
| 16:48.56 | Hachiman | Xho: So are they producing Sentinel drones as a sort of anti-Agent thing |
| 16:49.14 | Xho | It's actually anti-whatever-threatens-the-planet's-security |
| 16:49.18 | Xho | Including Agents |
| 16:49.35 | Hachiman | Figured as much considering Chi and Nu are not under the Agency's control |
| 16:49.38 | Xho | So if an Agent decides to go insane and start killing people a Sentinel Drone will be deployed to destroy it |
| 16:50.10 | OluapPlayer | They've not done a very good job so far |
| 16:50.53 | Xho | Most Agent-based catastrophes haven't been on Kicathian worlds :v |
| 16:51.17 | Hachiman | To be fair, most incidents of Agents going rogue in Kicathian territory is recent as far as I know |
| 16:51.26 | Xho | Pretty much |
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| 16:51.41 | Xho | All of them are Xhodocto influenced as well so it takes some doing to make an Agent go rogue |
| 16:52.43 | Xho | But the Remnant have decided to upgrade the weapons to the point where an Agent's armour is like a tin can against its guns |
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| 16:54.04 | Xho | It does take an extremely high threat for a Sentinel Drone to be deployed |
| 16:54.13 | Xho | We're talking like planetary invasion or a terrorist attack |
| 16:54.27 | OluapPlayer | Angazhar - nothing to see here |
| 16:54.40 | Xho | angazhar is john cena confirmed |
| 16:55.00 | Hachiman | XHON CENA |
| 16:55.09 | OluapPlayer | i dont like angazhar anymore |
| 16:55.19 | Xho | Angazhar - gud pathetic mortals |
| 16:55.33 | Xho | Well what were you expecting |
| 16:55.49 | OluapPlayer | No cancer memes hur |
| 16:56.06 | NeonPanda | I managed to push myself through the floor in Space Engineers |
| 16:56.43 | Xho | Angazhar - evil is evil no matter how meme like |
| 17:01.42 | Cyrannian | u lai, it's unlocked for me now |
| 17:03.07 | Tek0516 | Damnit. Overheated my computer while playing space engine. |
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| 17:15.30 | Tek0516 | Huh. Steam wasn't working |
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| 17:18.14 | dino82_ | connections issues |
| 17:18.15 | dino82_ | grmbl |
| 17:18.20 | dino82_ | neat new creation Xho! |
| 17:19.04 | Xho | danke |
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| 17:25.27 | Xho | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Vehicle:Sentinel_Drone yuy |
| 17:25.28 | Tek0516 | Huh. 84 NMS reviews already. XD |
| 17:26.34 | Monet | Good or bad? |
| 17:26.58 | Xho | Good |
| 17:27.30 | Tek0516 | *94 reviews. 84% positive. I expect most of them are professional types, Don't you need two hours played for a review or osmething? |
| 17:29.42 | Wormy_ | 11% in 3 minutes :o |
| 17:30.26 | Xho | DOWNLOAD GET HYPE |
| 17:30.38 | Xho | >2.5 GB |
| 17:30.43 | Xho | wut the fok |
| 17:32.10 | Wormy_ | NMS will surely sporn thousands of collaborative fiction universes |
| 17:32.26 | Wormy_ | I expect NMS will creep its way into our fic universe. |
| 17:32.50 | Hachiman | >sporn |
| 17:32.51 | Xho | More than likely |
| 17:33.00 | Xho | spurn u silly northerner |
| 17:33.11 | Wormy_ | I tried into pun |
| 17:33.47 | Xho | Wormy can't into sporn |
| 17:35.16 | Wormy_ | I spun the pun |
| 17:35.22 | Xho | AND FAILED MISERABLY |
| 17:35.31 | Xho | half way there already ke |
| 17:35.33 | Xho | kek |
| 17:35.47 | Wormy_ | 30% |
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| 17:35.59 | Luxor | Good evening |
| 17:36.25 | Luxor | ...176 out of 246 lines of code completed. EU4 modding is pain in the @$$ |
| 17:40.24 | Xho | 75% there now |
| 17:40.27 | Xho | MUST SKY LIKE NO MAN |
| 17:40.50 | Xho | Cyrannian: Looks like you're having issues |
| 17:42.14 | NeonPanda | Xho: I believe the word he was looking for was "spawn" not "spurn" |
| 17:42.22 | Xho | or perhaps |
| 17:42.27 | Xho | well maybe |
| 17:43.46 | Cyrannian | Xho: Crashing to desktop when the screen turns white |
| 17:43.55 | Xho | Same |
| 17:45.32 | Monet | Day one glitches? |
| 17:45.36 | Cyrannian | Hm, I can't seem to lower the graphics either |
| 17:46.09 | Xho | Monet: Looks like it |
| 17:46.54 | Luxor | Hype =/= final result, unfortunately :/ |
| 17:48.16 | Tek0516 | At least we have the internet for patching those inevitable bugs. |
| 17:48.35 | Monet | "noooh an Indie dev has failed us!" |
| 17:50.15 | Luxor | I just want to know whether NMsS will be proved modable |
| 17:50.18 | Monet | Tek0516: That seems to be a strategy these days: Launch a game and wait for the day-one players to report how the game isn't working, then release a patch to fi it. |
| 17:50.23 | Luxor | Fancy 'creations'... may happen. |
| 17:50.45 | Luxor | Preferably animals will be first to be modded :^) |
| 17:51.41 | Tek0516 | There will be bugs that get through no matter what, but at least we have the technology to fix them after release. |
| 17:51.54 | Monet | Yeah |
| 17:52.15 | Luxor | Speaking of bugs, Skyrim's PC appearance could be one |
| 17:52.26 | Luxor | But that's none of my business when having over 100 mods... |
| 17:53.07 | Monet | I recall hearing it can be difficult to get large numbers of beta-testers. |
| 17:53.56 | Luxor | http://i.imgur.com/QQeQrNN.png |
| 17:54.33 | Tek0516 | No QA team can catch as many bugs as millions of people trying pretty much everything between them. |
| 17:55.54 | Cyrannian | Xho: Any progress? |
| 17:55.54 | Monet | Luxor: "1453AD" I know there's an insensitive joke in there somewhere... |
| 17:56.21 | Luxor | #1453makebyzantiumgreatagain |
| 17:56.21 | Tek0516 | Some companies can be lax on it because of patching, but it's not like games never had massive bugs before. |
| 17:56.46 | Tek0516 | I.e. Civ and Gandhi. |
| 17:57.02 | Monet | Luxor: Oh right, the fall of Byzantium |
| 17:57.16 | DrodoEmpire | ^ |
| 17:57.25 | DrodoEmpire | Also I believe the battle of Agincourt |
| 17:57.27 | dino82_ | new super weapon: http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Vehicle:Noctis |
| 17:57.37 | DrodoEmpire | No, sorry |
| 17:57.40 | DrodoEmpire | That was 1415 |
| 17:57.59 | Monet | Germany's HTML colours feel really...German. If that makes sense. |
| 17:58.15 | Luxor | Ordnung muss sein |
| 17:58.36 | DrodoEmpire | dino: Huh cool |
| 17:58.53 | Luxor | Not listening to master race might result in Surprise Anschluss |
| 17:59.21 | Luxor | BTW new Rogue 1 trailer is out in case u missed it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frdj1zb9sMY |
| 17:59.32 | Monet | We've seen |
| 17:59.33 | Luxor | I need music from it |
| 17:59.37 | DrodoEmpire | Ahh, seems like NMS is having a rough PC release |
| 18:00.03 | Monet | Luxor: Sounds like the classic Star Wars riff with a slight tone change to me. |
| 18:00.14 | DrodoEmpire | A lot of framerate and crashing issues- seems sorta inevitable a team that small would have a problem with *one* platform or the other |
| 18:00.52 | DrodoEmpire | I can see hotfixes on the horizon >.< |
| 18:00.52 | Luxor | Imperial March on Piano is trurly the sound of victory |
| 18:01.15 | Monet | Do you think the gaming community puts more faith in indies than is justified? |
| 18:01.29 | Luxor | Monet: In 1453 Prussian Confederation was disbanded |
| 18:01.43 | Luxor | *3rd reich intensifies* |
| 18:01.54 | DrodoEmpire | Monet: Eh, I don't know |
| 18:02.22 | DrodoEmpire | I think it was sorta inevitable either PS4 or PC were gonna have a rough release |
| 18:02.35 | DrodoEmpire | Its a tiny team trying to make their game work on two different things |
| 18:02.44 | DrodoEmpire | I think its a hiccough at worst |
| 18:04.59 | DrodoEmpire | I might hold off until there's some hotfixes though, let things level out |
| 18:06.18 | Wormy_ | Installing now |
| 18:06.26 | Wormy_ | One can plasy it offline can't they? |
| 18:06.43 | Wormy_ | Just encase I encounter sever issues |
| 18:07.01 | Luxor | Wait |
| 18:07.18 | Luxor | No Man's Sky might outmatch current methods of picturing FU worlds |
| 18:07.29 | Luxor | awww |
| 18:07.31 | Wormy_ | eeeeeee |
| 18:07.36 | DrodoEmpire | Ehh, SpaceEngine's more photorealistic, I think |
| 18:08.15 | Monet | I'm with Drodo. |
| 18:08.26 | DrodoEmpire | Wormy_ Nah, a lot of reviews are talking about crashes on startup and shit |
| 18:08.37 | DrodoEmpire | Granted, they all come off as really really obnoxious |
| 18:08.47 | DrodoEmpire | But the sheer amount of evidence is something to be considered |
| 18:09.08 | dino82_ | @drodo: Thanks :D |
| 18:09.10 | Monet | Steam reviews are notoriously obnoxious. |
| 18:09.31 | DrodoEmpire | Well the cancer's come out in full force for NMS |
| 18:09.32 | DrodoEmpire | >.< |
| 18:10.24 | Luxor | check out Blood and Bacon [steam] |
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| 18:14.42 | Charles_Murray | Hey Xho |
| 18:14.55 | Xho | Hi |
| 18:15.12 | Charles_Murray | As a member of the Highlord Council of Andromeda, the Kicath would have the opportunity to veto this: http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Treaty_of_Cyloia_(2810) |
| 18:15.35 | Charles_Murray | Careful of the parenthesis at the end, you'll have to type that in |
| 18:15.56 | Tek0516 | I'm probably waiting for the first round of hotfixes and/or the first wave of more mature reviews. |
| 18:16.16 | DrodoEmpire | ^ |
| 18:16.31 | Xho | Not quite sure if they would veto it |
| 18:18.07 | Xho | The Kicath have a vehement dislike for religious persecution |
| 18:19.19 | Monet | So far much of the PAE's decisions have been made by the DI and Divinarium |
| 18:19.38 | Tek0516 | The veto-fest writing that treaty IC was interesting. :P |
| 18:20.48 | Charles_Murray | lol |
| 18:20.50 | Charles_Murray | That was fun |
| 18:20.57 | Charles_Murray | Vetoes flying all over the face |
| 18:21.00 | Charles_Murray | place* |
| 18:21.11 | Charles_Murray | Who deployed the most vetoes, I wonder |
| 18:21.28 | Tek0516 | Contradicting political interests trying to reach compromise. |
| 18:21.40 | Tek0516 | Charles_Murray: Eldarisians probably |
| 18:21.49 | Monet | Eldarisia was pretty stubborn with resolution 4. |
| 18:21.57 | Charles_Murray | Yeah, it was probably Eldarisia |
| 18:22.42 | Xho | I'm not too sure on the psychological stance of the Kicath on politics |
| 18:23.22 | Tek0516 | Most vetoes were either opposing something about the Eldarisians or the Eldarisians opposing a negative thing against them. |
| 18:23.54 | Luxor | Vetoes are the worst invention of democracy |
| 18:24.03 | Tek0516 | Primarily religious subjects, with a close second on annexing the region |
| 18:24.03 | Charles_Murray | Eh, I disagree |
| 18:24.15 | Monet | They encourage compromise. |
| 18:24.47 | Charles_Murray | Xho : I didn't mean to suggest that the Kicath would have much reason to veto, I just meant to let you know that this happened and of your right (IC) to veto it |
| 18:24.49 | Tek0516 | Luxor: Here though we need something all six parties would sign. We needed consensus otherwise the whole thing collapses IC. |
| 18:24.54 | Xho | rite |
| 18:25.17 | Xho | I just went into the contemplative thing that I don't know even if the Kicath actually care about politics much |
| 18:25.39 | Charles_Murray | That's perfectly fine too |
| 18:25.40 | DrodoEmpire | I'd hope Kicath politicians would <.< |
| 18:25.43 | DrodoEmpire | Though |
| 18:25.44 | DrodoEmpire | Even then |
| 18:25.46 | Luxor | I'm not a big fan of demcoracy itself, though greed and constant vetoing was the main reason of Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth collapse, so I can and will argue about that |
| 18:25.51 | DrodoEmpire | Plenty of countries sooner keep to themselves |
| 18:26.08 | Luxor | imho vetoing leads to isolationism |
| 18:26.20 | Tek0516 | For example we could screw over the Eldarisians and keep a majority vote, but that utterly ruins the point of thid |
| 18:26.43 | Charles_Murray | Writing an AAR on the X6's page |
| 18:27.29 | Xho | They might do politics for the sake of it |
| 18:28.59 | Tek0516 | Luxor: It's hard to get an alliance to work together in a war when its members can't even agree on how to proceed. |
| 18:31.35 | Luxor | *I can't hear you through this wall!* |
| 18:31.53 | Luxor | jk. Finished 246 color palette for eu4 custom nations |
| 18:32.12 | Luxor | And it f*cking works |
| 18:32.17 | Luxor | I'm just satisfied af |
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| 18:34.20 | Luxor | afk, brb |
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| 18:36.07 | Xho | Well I put a Kicathian name on there |
| 18:37.01 | Charles_Murray | Oh cool :o |
| 18:37.41 | Charles_Murray | Let me know if you need anything regarding that fiction, or if you'd like to get more involved. I know politics isn't your thing, but the door is open nonetheless |
| 18:38.14 | Xho | rite |
| 18:38.21 | Xho | brb restart |
| 18:40.36 | DrodoEmpire | So what're the essential DLCs for CKII? |
| 18:41.09 | Tek0516 | Legacy of Rome definitely, for retinues |
| 18:41.26 | Charles_Murray | Way of Life |
| 18:41.33 | Charles_Murray | Conclave |
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| 18:42.41 | Tek0516 | There's the if you want to play Islam, and The Old Gods for 867 and pagans. |
| 18:42.48 | Charles_Murray | ^ |
| 18:42.49 | Xho_ | outer gods or gtfo |
| 18:43.15 | Charles_Murray | I actually love how at one moment, EVERY state but the PAE vetoed a resolution |
| 18:43.22 | Charles_Murray | We really hated that one |
| 18:43.41 | Monet | WHich one was that? |
| 18:43.46 | DrodoEmpire | Ah, so I might want to leave it be for now |
| 18:43.49 | DrodoEmpire | CKII that is |
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| 18:44.51 | Charles_Murray | That was resolution 1B, Impy's second resolution proposing a system for managing Noregada's minorities |
| 18:45.03 | OluapPlayer | Fuck these captchas and this stupid internet |
| 18:47.01 | Xho_ | Wormy_: Have you gotten into the game? |
| 18:47.28 | Xho_ | Cyrannian and I can't load it properly |
| 18:47.38 | DrodoEmpire | Common problem, it seems |
| 18:47.49 | DrodoEmpire | I'm holding off purchasing it until a hotfix is announced |
| 18:48.04 | Hachiman | Thanks Sean |
| 18:48.39 | Xho_ | Steam's reviews just fucking plummeted |
| 18:48.42 | Xho_ | And I mean plummeted |
| 18:49.09 | Hachiman | >Mostly Negative |
| 18:49.24 | DrodoEmpire | Yes, a ten-man team has been tasked with making a very ambitious game compatible with two separate systems, and you blame a single person |
| 18:49.34 | DrodoEmpire | Stop shooting off for fuck's sake, you aren't even buying the game |
| 18:49.42 | Hachiman | I'm kidding, calm your tits |
| 18:49.45 | DrodoEmpire | I sorta expected this to happen, not to justify it |
| 18:50.16 | Xho_ | Well they're complaing about 1) Not starting up 2) Low fps |
| 18:50.21 | DrodoEmpire | Yeah |
| 18:50.25 | Xho_ | To the part where I can start it up my fps is fine |
| 18:51.08 | Hachiman | "You're severly wrong about the minimum system requirements, replace them with this- Mimimum- A computer made by jesus christ himself but it'll still struggle to hit 20 fps" |
| 18:52.01 | Xho_ | kek |
| 18:52.04 | Monet | I no longer trust Steam reviews after all the reviews for Anno 2205 focused on what isn't there and all the reviews for GTA V that focused on the hacker/modder plague. |
| 18:52.33 | Monet | That and I also learned to actually -read- reviews rather than make a judgement based on some 0-100 score level. |
| 18:52.50 | Xho_ | No Man's Sky just crushed the computerubermenschen |
| 18:53.20 | Monet | The Compubermenchen. |
| 18:53.28 | DrodoEmpire | Its clear Hello Games prioritised the PS4 release |
| 18:53.43 | DrodoEmpire | Considering their limited resources, I don't really blame them |
| 18:53.52 | OluapPlayer | This happens every time a PC game comes out |
| 18:53.54 | OluapPlayer | Indie or AAA |
| 18:53.57 | DrodoEmpire | Its not like this is a big-name company or else this *would* be a complete disgrace |
| 18:54.00 | Xho_ | Indeed |
| 18:54.05 | Xho_ | I have faith they'll fix it soon |
| 18:54.07 | DrodoEmpire | ^ |
| 18:54.25 | Xho_ | They won't drop the PC release, I mean |
| 18:54.34 | Xho_ | 8 years in development for an Indie game is like Homer's Odyssey |
| 18:55.20 | OluapPlayer | Recently there was a fan-made Metroid game released which was apparently in development for 9 years |
| 18:55.28 | Xho_ | dat commitment |
| 18:55.33 | OluapPlayer | Made by one guy |
| 18:55.41 | OluapPlayer | Then Nintendo CnD'd his ass |
| 18:55.50 | DrodoEmpire | Oh wooow |
| 18:56.13 | OluapPlayer | About 2 or 3 days after he released it |
| 18:56.26 | OluapPlayer | That's how they commemorated the franchise's 30th annivesary |
| 18:56.31 | Xho_ | wut dat mean |
| 18:56.38 | OluapPlayer | Cease and desist |
| 18:56.57 | Xho_ | ouch |
| 18:57.50 | OluapPlayer | In a more optimistic example there is also Cave Story. Made by one guy, dev time of 5 years |
| 18:57.51 | DrodoEmpire | There, started an extended timeline in EUIV starting in 2 AD |
| 18:59.01 | DrodoEmpire | Gonna see how long it takes until a country takes over the world |
| 18:59.04 | DrodoEmpire | Or end it at 2016 |
| 18:59.13 | DrodoEmpire | Whichever comes first |
| 18:59.47 | Hachiman | Let's not forget the infamous example that was DN:F |
| 19:00.00 | Hachiman | 11 years and it's complete shit |
| 19:00.15 | OluapPlayer | DNF was shit because of people fighting over the IP and it changing dev hands a lot |
| 19:00.16 | Xho_ | Well |
| 19:00.20 | Xho_ | Wormy's in the game |
| 19:00.25 | Xho_ | wtf is dis shit |
| 19:00.32 | DrodoEmpire | Apparently every country in the game has a four year truce? o.O |
| 19:00.35 | DrodoEmpire | With eachother |
| 19:00.54 | DrodoEmpire | And also truces with the non-state 'countries' "rebels", "pirates", and "natives" |
| 19:01.12 | OluapPlayer | talk like a pirate day except 4 years long |
| 19:01.19 | DrodoEmpire | hur |
| 19:01.47 | OluapPlayer | Still can't believe I played through all of DNF and its DLC |
| 19:01.56 | OluapPlayer | At least I got them as gifts |
| 19:03.53 | OluapPlayer | For the matter it's as about as bad as people say |
| 19:11.17 | Tek0516 | DrodoEmpire: Probably some hacky counter to mass war at game start? |
| 19:11.31 | DrodoEmpire | Ehh |
| 19:11.33 | DrodoEmpire | Maaaybe |
| 19:11.36 | DrodoEmpire | But I doubt it |
| 19:12.48 | DrodoEmpire | Ahh |
| 19:12.52 | DrodoEmpire | Wars are starting now |
| 19:12.56 | DrodoEmpire | I was getting worried >.< |
| 19:16.03 | Charles_Murray | ImpyDroid |
| 19:16.29 | OluapPlayer | God I'm bored |
| 19:17.02 | Tek0516 | I'm continuing my EU4 game, need some more warmongering to stabilize that France PU. >.< |
| 19:17.06 | Charles_Murray | DrodoEmpire Tek0516 Monet ImpyDroid http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Xonexi_Board_of_Six#Marko_Colonial_War |
| 19:17.13 | Charles_Murray | I started on this |
| 19:17.30 | Xho_ | OluapPlayer: Could start Eschaton |
| 19:18.01 | OluapPlayer | Others are not available |
| 19:18.09 | Xho_ | jsfdhgaksjd |
| 19:19.08 | DrodoEmpire | Looks good so far, Charles |
| 19:20.55 | Charles_Murray | Let me know if you disagree with what I'm writing after the fact, if I'm missing something or misrepresenting an issue |
| 19:21.11 | Charles_Murray | I couldn't be everywhere during the conference, so I probably missed important things |
| 19:22.12 | Monet | Might look later. |
| 19:29.30 | Xho_ | Eh I'm gonna reinstall NMS and see what happens |
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| 19:42.29 | DrodoEmpire | Oh wow, Madeon's released a new single with Porter Robinson |
| 19:42.33 | DrodoEmpire | This came out of nowhere |
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| 19:43.24 | DrodoEmpire | Hi |
| 19:44.17 | Charles_Murray | Hey |
| 19:44.56 | DrodoEmpire | Also a new live tour together, which is also cool |
| 19:46.40 | DrodoEmpire | North American tour too- granted, when it comes to tours in NA "Canada" inevitably translates to "Toronto and Quebec", while the US has 80-90% of the locations >.< |
| 19:46.51 | DrodoEmpire | *Toronto and Montreal |
| 19:46.53 | DrodoEmpire | My bad |
| 19:49.14 | DrodoEmpire | Oh, in my EUIV observer game Christianity's beginning to spread in the eastern half of the Roman Empire |
| 19:49.21 | DrodoEmpire | (36 AD currently) |
| 19:49.26 | Tek0516 | DrodoEmpire: O.o I just watched England march its army past my sieges, through Scotland and into Ireland, all to siege its former core on that Irish province. XD |
| 19:49.37 | DrodoEmpire | olol |
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| 19:50.31 | The_Randomness | Hello |
| 19:50.56 | Ghel | Hello. |
| 19:51.25 | Tek0516 | ...and somehow despite a fort in still surrendered after a month. >.< |
| 19:52.14 | Tek0516 | Probably because I just deactivated mothball |
| 19:52.30 | DrodoEmpire | Ah |
| 19:54.51 | DrodoEmpire | Jeez, Christianity really is spreading like wildfire through Rom |
| 19:54.52 | DrodoEmpire | *Rome |
| 19:57.21 | Monet | DEUS VULT - random citizen |
| 19:57.28 | DrodoEmpire | hur |
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| 20:00.50 | DrodoEmpire | Hi |
| 20:01.57 | Cyrannian | Xho_: I think I'm just going to refund and wait for it to come out on Xbox One, I've been doing some research and I don't think my graphics card is up to scratch |
| 20:02.09 | Tek0516 | Is it even coming out on XBox One? |
| 20:02.24 | Cyrannian | Hasn't been confirmed |
| 20:03.50 | Tek0516 | I doubt it, at least not any time soon. |
| 20:07.44 | Wormy_ | Hachiman: The aliens in this are *really* alien |
| 20:08.38 | Wormy_ | Found a planet with a whole ecosystem of carnivorous fungi and moving blobs. Some creatures had multiple fungal growths with faces. I noped the hell off of that planet |
| 20:10.43 | Wormy_ | The game is running fine for me but I noticed in the options it says I'm playing offline |
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| 20:17.01 | DrodoEmpire | Huh... |
| 20:17.08 | Xho | Apparently they've pulled NMS from Steam |
| 20:17.09 | Spluff5 | Do any of you guys know how standard starship shields are supposed to work and what they can block? |
| 20:17.09 | DrodoEmpire | What sorta computer do you got Wormy? High-end? |
| 20:17.15 | Wormy_ | Ghel: I named this world "Mckenna's Planet", after Terence Mckenna who popularised the theory psychedelic mushrooms come from outer space |
| 20:17.25 | DrodoEmpire | Ah nice lol |
| 20:17.39 | DrodoEmpire | Xho: Still up |
| 20:17.46 | Wormy_ | I do have a pretty high-end computer, since I do 3D and animation |
| 20:17.53 | DrodoEmpire | Yeah, I figure >.< |
| 20:18.01 | DrodoEmpire | I'm gonna upgrade sometime this year myself |
| 20:18.02 | Wormy_ | mostly for rendering |
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| 20:23.30 | DrodoEmpire | So I think its undeniable at this point that EUIII has like the best cover art of any Paradox game |
| 20:23.37 | DrodoEmpire | At *least* of any historical title |
| 20:24.42 | DrodoEmpire | https://i.ytimg.com/vi/e9IzyLNAFNc/maxresdefault.jpg |
| 20:24.55 | DrodoEmpire | http://static.giantbomb.com/uploads/square_small/0/7900/2465976-4683632587-europ.jpg |
| 20:25.15 | DrodoEmpire | http://cdn.akamai.steamstatic.com/steam/apps/25808/header.jpg?t=1447353866 |
| 20:28.37 | Xho | >divine wind |
| 20:28.39 | Xho | sneaky |
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| 20:41.59 | Ghel | Spluff5: They work mainly on low-grade technobabble. High-viscosity plasma blocks any projectile, be it solid, liquid, gas or plasma. Laser beams are somehow dispersed even though light shines through perfectly well. |
| 20:42.33 | ImpyDroid | Ji |
| 20:42.39 | Ghel | Quark-gluon plasma is sufficiently hot to burn through. They also can't put up a fight against black holes. |
| 20:45.49 | Tek0516 | Oh wow, only 39% positive on Steam reviews now |
| 20:47.26 | Tek0516 | Never thought I'd see so much red in the reviews for this |
| 20:47.56 | DrodoEmpire | Han lost he mandate of heaven in my extended timeline game |
| 20:48.07 | DrodoEmpire | Tag-switched to Liu-Song |
| 20:48.44 | DrodoEmpire | Still no Mandate though |
| 20:50.05 | DrodoEmpire | Oh shit |
| 20:50.16 | DrodoEmpire | Rebel army just blasted two different Liu-Song armies |
| 20:50.41 | DrodoEmpire | Finally got one |
| 20:50.42 | DrodoEmpire | >.< |
| 20:51.07 | DrodoEmpire | ...And then a 50k strong Song army's destroyed by a rebel army half the size |
| 20:51.25 | Monet | Wormy_: That scary planet you found I'd have called it "Fifty Strains of Nope" |
| 20:51.30 | DrodoEmpire | Yeah there's like 80k rebels across China |
| 20:52.46 | ImpyDroid | Hi |
| 20:52.50 | ImpyDroid | Xho: Remember Aranexi |
| 20:53.00 | Xho | ? |
| 20:53.16 | ImpyDroid | Tadjamad's fortress shuo |
| 20:53.18 | ImpyDroid | *ship |
| 20:53.26 | ImpyDroid | I originally wanted it to be Verezaphian |
| 20:53.41 | ImpyDroid | But then you did not let me do it |
| 20:54.20 | ImpyDroid | I might bring it back as a mobile artificial planet |
| 20:54.57 | Xho | >verezaphian |
| 20:55.04 | Xho | get with the times |
| 20:55.21 | DrodoEmpire | Holy shit, Han's lost all its cores |
| 20:55.28 | DrodoEmpire | They're not coming back >.< |
| 20:55.41 | ImpyDroid | Vi'Navitum is much more difficult to type |
| 20:57.19 | DrodoEmpire | Wu's seceded, took all of southeast China |
| 20:57.23 | DrodoEmpire | Shit |
| 20:57.43 | DrodoEmpire | Just after it seems like they had the rebel problem handled after a battle at Chengdu, too |
| 20:58.19 | DrodoEmpire | ImpyDroid: Korean nationalists in Shandong? o.O |
| 20:58.48 | DrodoEmpire | Literal North Korean nationalists too |
| 20:58.51 | DrodoEmpire | in 72 AD |
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| 21:04.41 | Xho | Okay well I got in to No Man's Sky |
| 21:11.26 | DrodoEmpire | ohgod China's justa huge back-and-forth between Liu-Song govt. soldiers fighting Tang nationalists and then when they win Liu-Song separatists fighting Tang govt. troops |
| 21:11.36 | DrodoEmpire | Over and over |
| 21:14.56 | Imperios | Wormy_: Since Sanctuarium is supposed to have cooled off countless years ago, how old should it be? |
| 21:15.23 | Monet | DrodoEmpire: Sounds like Somalia. |
| 21:15.34 | DrodoEmpire | ^ |
| 21:15.36 | DrodoEmpire | >.< |
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| 21:35.49 | Tybusen | Hello |
| 21:35.58 | Ghel | Hello. |
| 21:36.55 | Monet | Hi |
| 21:44.04 | Wormy_ | Imperios: Can't really give a good estimate off the fly. Heat in a planet is produced by two main sources: the radioactive decay of isotopes, and relic heat from formation (and also tidal heating if the body is a moon orbiting a gas giant in resonance with other moons) |
| 21:44.22 | Imperios | Hi Tyb |
| 21:44.29 | DrodoEmpire | 100 AD in my game, world's fairly stable |
| 21:44.30 | DrodoEmpire | China's finally stable after fifty years of on-and-off civil war |
| 21:44.52 | Wormy_ | I forget, Sancturium is about Earth mass? and not in such a resonance |
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| 21:46.01 | Wormy_ | So yeah it depends on age but also the amount of radioactive minerals (and also their half lives) |
| 21:46.11 | OluapPlayer | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Planet:Hyposirius new thing |
| 21:47.18 | Ghel | Imperios: Isn't the age of Santuarium going to be limited by the fact that it's in a real-world system? |
| 21:47.26 | Imperios | h wait |
| 21:47.27 | Imperios | Yes |
| 21:47.32 | Ghel | reads the Hyposirius page |
| 21:48.27 | Wormy_ | As you can see, there isn't much U-235 https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b9/Evolution_of_Earth%27s_radiogenic_heat.svg |
| 21:48.36 | Wormy_ | on Earth anymore |
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| 21:50.02 | DrodoEmpire | Hi |
| 21:50.08 | Charles_Murray | Hey |
| 21:50.45 | DrodoEmpire | Would anybody be open to making some pictures for 'Hard Contact'? Space battle pictures would be great |
| 21:50.47 | Charles_Murray | Tybusen Tek0516 Monet ImpyDroid2 Imperios The Treaty of Cyloia has been signed by all parties, it's now official. |
| 21:50.55 | Charles_Murray | DrodoEmpire too |
| 21:51.01 | DrodoEmpire | yeeey |
| 21:51.02 | Charles_Murray | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Treaty_of_Cyloia_(2810) |
| 21:51.06 | Monet | Hooray |
| 21:51.54 | Tek0516 | sprays confetti |
| 21:51.55 | Tybusen | blows a party horn |
| 21:52.08 | Charles_Murray | Woo! |
| 21:53.06 | Imperios | *Airhorn |
| 21:53.34 | Charles_Murray | So now we need to figure out what happens next |
| 21:53.59 | DrodoEmpire | OluapPlayer: I like it |
| 21:54.15 | Charles_Murray | You guys are absolutely free to engage in diplomacy (or other acts) with those involved between now and the next conference |
| 21:54.17 | OluapPlayer | collective suicide |
| 21:54.58 | OluapPlayer | which I may also partake in because fuck this internet today |
| 21:56.53 | Wormy_ | Imperios: I'm thinking you could probably have some choice with these factors: old enough for the culprits of radiogenic heating to be (mostly_ decayed, and/or when Sanctuarium formed it did so in a region that might have been poorer in those isotopes |
| 21:58.42 | Wormy_ | Potassium-40 behaves more like a volatile than U or Th so can segregate, its also third most abundant source of such heat in the mantle but has a longer half-life on the other hand |
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| 22:01.23 | Wormy_ | Imperios: My big guess: Not younger than Earth, or much older than Earth depending on what you choose |
| 22:01.30 | Imperios | rite |
| 22:02.10 | Wormy_ | Back to the fake planets of NMS :3 |
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| 22:02.24 | OluapPlayer_ | Dicks on wings |
| 22:02.30 | OluapPlayer_ | Technobliterator: wake up |
| 22:05.00 | Hachiman | OluapPlayer: Nice work on Hyposirius |
| 22:05.44 | Hachiman | Interesting that people describe it as Volim's brainchild even though it encompasses non-Wranploer philosophies |
| 22:07.27 | Monet | Techno's not here |
| 22:08.11 | OluapPlayer | I can tell |
| 22:09.49 | Monet | My client greys out anyone who is online by proxy but not actually online. |
| 22:27.36 | Xho | This game is insane |
| 22:32.13 | Monet | Listening to QI. I recall in comments for England for Civ VI there were a lot of "Boo this is Britain, not England get your facts right" - according to QI however it was normal to say "England" when you meant the UK up until 1930. |
| 22:32.40 | DrodoEmpire | Ah |
| 22:32.59 | DrodoEmpire | People still say "England" when they mean the UK over here in Canada/the States |
| 22:34.30 | Monet | According to QI the trend stopped with the rise of Scottish nationalism. |
| 22:35.22 | Monet | the quotes for Benjamin Disraeli (who was one of Victoria's PMs) he mentions "England" a lot |
| 22:36.16 | Monet | In one banquet at Crystal Palace he referred to the British Empire as "the Empire of England" |
| 22:36.42 | DrodoEmpire | Right |
| 22:37.02 | DrodoEmpire | Two Christian states- Pontus and Judea so far in my EUIV game |
| 22:37.05 | DrodoEmpire | 130 AD |
| 22:38.24 | Monet | And yeah I have found it's only in Wales, Northern Ireland and Scotland that people get pissy when you say "England" instead of "Britain". |
| 22:38.47 | DrodoEmpire | English people - yeah sure this is England <.< |
| 22:43.51 | DrodoEmpire | test |
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| 22:44.58 | Monet | Then again this is probably just typical YouTube whine and cheese. |
| 22:45.00 | Monet | Hi |
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| 22:47.05 | Wormy_NMS | I was a bit concerned I would just hop on and off planets, but I'm finding I don't want to leave them. Spent the last few hours on three |
| 22:50.27 | Monet | That's amazing to hear |
| 22:51.14 | DrodoEmpire | Oh wow |
| 22:51.40 | DrodoEmpire | Also I'm hearing framerate issues can be fixed by adjusting some settings |
| 22:51.44 | DrodoEmpire | That's encouragin |
| 22:51.45 | DrodoEmpire | *g |
| 23:09.02 | Monet | Indeed it is |
| 23:11.01 | DrodoEmpire | Still gonna hold on to my money for now though |
| 23:11.06 | DrodoEmpire | Wait for a fix |
| 23:11.50 | LaptopPanda | I think the only game I've ever bought on launch day was Skyrim, and that was by accident |
| 23:12.08 | The_Randomness | By accident? |
| 23:12.20 | LaptopPanda | I thought it launched the day before I bought it |
| 23:12.33 | The_Randomness | lol |
| 23:13.24 | LaptopPanda | I pre-ordered Omega Ruby but waited till a couple days after to finalise |
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