| 00:06.21 | Hachiman | I don't get how anyone can say they're vegan while still eating dick and ass |
| 00:08.57 | Quark8 | If a vegan licks something that a vegan would not eat (such as an ass, a sausage, etc.), would that be okay? |
| 00:09.38 | Hachiman | What if a vegan puts meat in their mouth and chews it up and then proceeds to feed it to their children like a bird, is that okay? |
| 00:10.12 | DrodoEmpire | What if they swallow a tiny bit? |
| 00:10.16 | DrodoEmpire | Too big of a risk |
| 00:10.23 | DrodoEmpire | If they didn't though then maybe |
| 00:14.44 | DrodoEmpire | https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CfzVyqoWEAAQu9O.jpg:large - #vapenation |
| 00:14.57 | Hachiman | Support the Vape Naysh |
| 00:15.44 | Wormy_ | gets yer vaps out lads |
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| 13:34.47 | OluapPlayer | Hi |
| 13:55.29 | OluapPlayer | ImpyDroid: Your turbo-murder rat got featured captain |
| 14:02.01 | ImpyDroid | ^_^ |
| 14:03.33 | OluapPlayer | I also only just noticed one of the pictures in his page has Atrocius in ut |
| 14:03.34 | OluapPlayer | it |
| 14:07.01 | ImpyDroid | Oh yes I used Atrocius as a generic monster in one of these pictures |
| 14:08.32 | OluapPlayer | Atrocius - fuk u³ |
| 14:15.42 | ImpyDroid | My non-canon version of Atrocius fighting your Atrocius even |
| 14:20.53 | Wormy_ | http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-04-18/boaty-mcboatface-wins-naming-poll/7333734 |
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| 16:06.49 | OluapPlayer | spot |
| 16:07.18 | Xho | meow |
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| 16:10.09 | Ghelae | Hello. |
| 16:10.46 | OluapPlayer | Hi |
| 16:13.48 | Wormy_ | hi |
| 16:21.03 | Ghelae | OluapPlayer: Sorry if you've been asked this already, but is there a reason why you removed the taxonomy from the Screeble page when you put the featured article template on it? |
| 16:21.32 | OluapPlayer | I wanted to talk to you and the others about it |
| 16:21.44 | OluapPlayer | I feel like we should remove taxonomy from Maxis creatures |
| 16:22.12 | OluapPlayer | Taxonomy is fanon made by us. It's essentially fiction. |
| 16:23.04 | Xho | dat punctuation |
| 16:23.10 | Xho | nerdo |
| 16:23.48 | OluapPlayer | I'm being serious here |
| 16:24.23 | Ghelae | It is certainly the most out-of-place part on the Maxis creation pages. |
| 16:24.33 | Ghelae | Alongside calling creatures "extinct". |
| 16:25.52 | OluapPlayer | The extinct category makes some sense since these creatures don't exist in the actual release |
| 16:26.28 | Technobliterator | I agree with removing it |
| 16:27.05 | Ghelae | The best argument I can think of for including Maxis creatures in the taxonomy project is that it provides something to base the taxa around. Conversely we should now have more than enough non-Maxis creatures for that be unnecessary. |
| 16:27.31 | OluapPlayer | I would actually suggest removing pages for Maxis creatures who are not from pre-release since their pages can only have so much written in them, and instead have a "List of creatures in Spore" which includes all of them in alphabetical sections |
| 16:28.07 | OluapPlayer | Maxis creatures have no character, we can't claim what they are like since that is literally writing fiction of them |
| 16:28.18 | Technobliterator | "List of Maxis creatures in Spore" is probably better |
| 16:28.23 | Ghelae | Something like that makes sense. Perhaps make it a gallery? |
| 16:28.31 | Ghelae | And I agree that the extinct creatures category has a place; although it's practically used identically to the historic creatures category) |
| 16:28.31 | Wormy_ | Some of that information comes from what Maxis developers described. |
| 16:28.47 | Ghelae | *and the naming seems a bit fanon-y. |
| 16:28.49 | Technobliterator | It can barely be more than a few sentences |
| 16:29.07 | Xho | I don't know why we have the taxonomy system anyway |
| 16:29.08 | Technobliterator | Taxon is probably a leftover from when they were still in Creature namespace |
| 16:29.09 | OluapPlayer | I thought of a list with a short description and a gallery if there are multiple versions of the same creature |
| 16:29.13 | Xho | It's not exactly useful |
| 16:29.19 | OluapPlayer | Like, some creatures have tribal, civ, space versions etc |
| 16:29.32 | Ghelae | Wormy_: Isn't that the Maxis creations that *are* the pre-release? Most of it could still go into a single page, though. |
| 16:29.41 | Technobliterator | A table list or a gallery |
| 16:29.47 | Technobliterator | either works |
| 16:29.50 | Technobliterator | \o/ |
| 16:29.59 | Ghelae | Something more complicated than just a gallery would allow us to include stats too. |
| 16:30.04 | OluapPlayer | Pre-release creatures should keep their pages |
| 16:30.12 | OluapPlayer | This suggestion is just for post-release |
| 16:30.56 | Technobliterator | I'd say the names of the parts are more important than the stats |
| 16:31.02 | Wormy_ | Apologies, I read that as remove pages from existing than removing them from the category. |
| 16:31.27 | Technobliterator | I would say remove them from existing, honestly |
| 16:31.40 | Ghelae | Names of parts tells you indirectly what the stats are, so you could do that too. |
| 16:31.54 | Technobliterator | yeah |
| 16:31.56 | Technobliterator | that's what I mean |
| 16:32.01 | OluapPlayer | I would have suggested this before but I have no good layout in mind |
| 16:32.07 | OluapPlayer | Stats should be included yes |
| 16:34.42 | Xho | OluapPlayer: "Magic overpowers weapons." Longinus - trigger spear is about to be triggered |
| 16:34.55 | Wormy_ | Also as for "Maxis creatures have no character", I woiuld dispute that. The character of creatures relates procudurally to the parts on them. It does look random, but there are patterns that make some creatures more aggressive or social. I don't have an idea how we could usefully describe that though. |
| 16:34.57 | OluapPlayer | >spear made of magic |
| 16:35.09 | Xho | Longinus - DON'T JUDGE ME |
| 16:35.57 | OluapPlayer | The pattern is purely based on how many attacking power they have, and even then, a player can befriend or kill anything |
| 16:36.10 | OluapPlayer | They're all blank and exist purely to populate the game's planets |
| 16:36.20 | Wormy_ | That's probably the minimum we can describe |
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| 16:43.58 | OluapPlayer | Goddamnit |
| 16:44.04 | Xho | dur |
| 16:44.28 | Tek0516 | There's also value in keeping the pages as a reference for creature stats. I'm sure at least someone might go look for those |
| 16:51.31 | Ghelae | However, creature stats don't require a whole page, including the infobox that's longer than the main text. |
| 16:52.10 | OluapPlayer | The stats should be included in this super-page |
| 16:53.31 | Wormy_ | I'm pro super-page. Sparse and general information could be written in one place (e.g. a note about the social-aggressive spectrum) |
| 16:54.43 | OluapPlayer | A picture, a brief description of what it looks like, its stats, any trivia it may have and a gallery of clothed versions if they exist |
| 16:54.47 | OluapPlayer | I believe this would work |
| 16:54.51 | Wormy_ | A super-page for extinct creatures could probably do away with fake stats but keep quotes or snippets about them. I think we should keep them, because the development of Spore is an interesting subject. There's plenty written about it we haven't touched, see Chris Hecker'scwebsite |
| 16:55.19 | OluapPlayer | i've already said pre-release creatures should keep their pages |
| 16:55.53 | OluapPlayer | And they should not be included in this super-page either. Let it be only for creatures existing in the base game |
| 16:56.03 | OluapPlayer | By extension we should also have a page for creatures introduced in GA |
| 16:56.10 | Wormy_ | I meant a super page of their own, but okay |
| 16:56.31 | OluapPlayer | I don't see the need for one, but we could have it |
| 16:56.36 | Wormy_ | I guess they have more info than the existent creatures |
| 16:56.52 | OluapPlayer | Pre-release creatures don't suffer from perma-stub syndrome |
| 16:57.17 | Xho | purmustub |
| 16:57.37 | Wormy_ | And I'm a wikiZombie |
| 16:58.29 | Ghelae | By the same reasoning, should we also remove all flora and cell taxonomy and make similar pages? For cells we do already have such a super-page. |
| 16:58.54 | OluapPlayer | Preferably |
| 17:00.25 | Ghelae | Come to think of it, that was probably what I had at the back of my mind when I mentioned using Maxis creations as a basis for the taxonomy: http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/User:Ghel%C3%A6/Taxonomy |
| 17:00.51 | Ghelae | Fortunately we shouldn't need a floral taxonomy at all when Maxis creations aren't classified. |
| 17:02.45 | OluapPlayer | No need for one when Spore doesn't have a plant creator |
| 17:02.51 | Ghelae | Exactly. |
| 17:03.20 | Ghelae | Not that that's stopped people: http://spore.wikia.com/index.php?title=Special%3AAllPages&from=&to=&namespace=122 |
| 17:03.37 | Ghelae | ...There's a lot more there than I expected. |
| 17:03.55 | Ghelae | I imagine most of them are either unclassified or in the Floridata, though. |
| 17:04.14 | OluapPlayer | A surprising number, but not a whole lot |
| 17:04.51 | Ghelae | Assuming we do make this no-Maxis-taxonomy idea policy, I should easily be able to get rid of whatever floral taxonomy remains. |
| 17:05.21 | Ghelae | There are actually fewer user-made cells: http://spore.wikia.com/index.php?title=Special%3AAllPages&from=&to=&namespace=112 |
| 17:06.15 | OluapPlayer | Wow |
| 17:07.08 | Xho | Xoidburg |
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| 17:44.16 | Xho | So Caligaduro created as little as four gods and as many as eight if one believes the myths |
| 17:44.26 | Xho | guy gets around |
| 17:47.06 | OluapPlayer | Caligaduro - i was supposed to destroy stoof wat is dis |
| 17:47.48 | Xho | Maharaksas - u pwned urself how does it feel |
| 17:48.11 | Xho | At the very least he created Rama-Squid, Kaicaiusarin, Maharaksas and inadvertently Crux |
| 17:48.18 | Xho | Or partially |
| 17:48.37 | Xho | At the very most he also created Soldalatel, Aethereus, Nalashtannylor and Samayapalaka according to the Orichalcum Elves |
| 17:49.03 | Xho | Nalashtannylor although being much more tenuous |
| 17:49.23 | OluapPlayer | Crux has always been around |
| 17:49.36 | OluapPlayer | Caligaduro may have influenced him but the main reason he went savage is Isiris |
| 17:50.06 | Xho | Caligaduro - u turned my child into a failed abortion |
| 17:52.46 | Xho | I wonder what Norrigan would think of that |
| 17:53.54 | OluapPlayer | Of what? |
| 17:54.23 | Xho | Isiris turning Crux into a mad god |
| 17:55.06 | OluapPlayer | Probably something like "what else would happen? praise isiris" |
| 17:55.36 | Xho | asdf |
| 17:55.51 | OluapPlayer | But he'd probably shrug it off as mythology and be more interested in purging the Crux with holy lightning |
| 17:57.10 | Xho | Crux - foow |
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| 18:27.33 | The_Randomness | Hello |
| 18:28.29 | Wormy_ | hi |
| 18:30.46 | Ghel | Hello. |
| 18:36.10 | Xho | OluapPlayer Hachiman: http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Caligaduro_Provectus Given this an overhaul |
| 18:36.36 | OluapPlayer | I'll check in a moment |
| 18:37.00 | Xho | The only main thing that has changed is the history |
| 18:37.04 | Xho | And the relationships |
| 18:37.52 | Xho | Needs more up to date quotes tho |
| 18:43.58 | Xho | Caligaduro's servants are dropping like flies though |
| 18:44.13 | Xho | Four are dead and two have defected |
| 18:49.22 | OluapPlayer | My quotes are all still valid |
| 18:49.27 | OluapPlayer | so scroo yoo |
| 18:53.00 | Ghel | Xho: If Caligaduro did create Soldalatel, Aethereus and Nalashtannylor, would that mean he also created, or was responsible for the creation of, Celestial Magic? |
| 18:53.12 | Xho | Caligaduro - my greatest regret |
| 18:53.21 | Xho | Rather ironically yes |
| 18:54.41 | Xho | I'm thinking of devolving the term 'celestial magic' into an umbrella term for Sun, Storm and Darkness since they're kinds of magic that draw on un-earthly elements |
| 18:54.48 | Xho | And just do away with alien magic there altogether |
| 18:55.24 | Xho | So in turn the Phoenixes just controlled Sun and Storm magic to an ungodly degree |
| 18:57.49 | Xho | In a sense it would derive from the ancient idea that those magics were governed by 'celestial' elements |
| 18:58.02 | Xho | So Sun magic = governed by sun, Storm = governed by moon, Darkness |
| 18:58.10 | Xho | Well Darkness is an extremely bastardised school of magic |
| 18:58.13 | OluapPlayer | AAAAHHH |
| 18:58.17 | OluapPlayer | Okay I didn't disconnect |
| 18:58.22 | Xho | gg |
| 18:58.30 | OluapPlayer | Stupid internet |
| 18:59.02 | Xho | As far as I can tell, darkness comes in Simulacra, Koldenweltian and Shadowrealmer varities so I guess one would leave it out |
| 18:59.38 | Xho | Although I dunno whether Simulacra dark magic is the same as Koldenweltian dark magic |
| 18:59.55 | Xho | The Simulacra seem to be able to do a lot more with it than what normal dark magic is capable of |
| 19:00.02 | OluapPlayer | It is for mine |
| 19:00.10 | Xho | hm |
| 19:00.16 | OluapPlayer | They're gods |
| 19:00.19 | OluapPlayer | Of course they can do more |
| 19:00.23 | Xho | doi that's true |
| 19:00.54 | Xho | Shadowrealmer dark magic is more or less the same as well but explaining it is difficult |
| 19:01.05 | Xho | It's a bit like Maharaksas put dark magic in a blender and threw it back out |
| 19:01.44 | Xho | Or conversely I could make Shadowrealmer magic void magic and remove all ties of dark magic to him |
| 19:01.55 | Xho | conversely where the hell did that come from |
| 19:02.26 | OluapPlayer | through conversion |
| 19:02.53 | Xho | That would make sense |
| 19:03.05 | Xho | As a former Exalted Sovereign he could effectively do whatever the hell he wanted by himself |
| 19:03.16 | Xho | Although becoming a god of his own brand of dark magic would weaken him |
| 19:03.48 | Xho | Although in turn that makes him free of Caligaduro's control |
| 19:03.58 | Xho | Although although although although |
| 19:04.31 | Xho | In all seriousness I would remove the Shadowrealm stuff if I could but it's too far ingrained into the Fantasyverse |
| 19:04.54 | Xho | Got to find ways to make it work |
| 19:05.05 | OluapPlayer | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Crux/Id#Idkin I wrote about fleshies because Hachiman is a LAZY PIECE OF SHIT |
| 19:05.12 | OluapPlayer | Xho: There's one made by you that you should fill |
| 19:05.32 | Xho | Oh yeah I remember these things |
| 19:05.34 | Tek0516 | O.o So I was trying to add my university email to my phone. The email server requires me to grant it absolute control of my phone to it, including the ability for that email to freely and remotely wipe and factory reset my phone. |
| 19:08.19 | Xho | OluapPlayer: dere dine |
| 19:08.21 | Xho | done even |
| 19:08.31 | OluapPlayer | thank u fatso |
| 19:08.42 | Xho | ur welcome dongbrain |
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| 19:09.02 | OluapPlayer | Hachiman: luv me |
| 19:09.17 | Imperios | Hi |
| 19:09.21 | Hachiman | i doo |
| 19:09.22 | Hachiman | Hai |
| 19:09.24 | Imperios | Xho: https://i.ytimg.com/vi/3H8vPjZrt2Q/hqdefault.jpg |
| 19:09.28 | OluapPlayer | I was gonna say "strange thing to get on to" but this is kinda normal to us |
| 19:10.18 | Hachiman | Imperios: top quote id page now pls aaaaaaaa |
| 19:10.19 | Xho | Imperios: My worst nightmare |
| 19:10.37 | Imperios | Hachiman: Top quote Alar'xashan page ^^ |
| 19:10.48 | Imperios | Now let me think of something |
| 19:10.53 | Hachiman | Fucking goddamn I ask you for a simple thing grumble grumble |
| 19:11.17 | OluapPlayer | URRRRR GRUMBLE GRUMBLE GRUMBLE |
| 19:11.58 | Imperios | And I ask you for another simple thng |
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| 19:13.02 | DrodoEmpire | Hi everyone |
| 19:13.03 | Xho | 18th April 2016: Kunni'ghan Day |
| 19:13.08 | Xho | 4/18 grumble it |
| 19:13.10 | Xho | Hi |
| 19:13.38 | Hachiman | Imperios: Gimme a rank in the Ordnung hierarchy |
| 19:13.41 | Hachiman | Other than King |
| 19:13.48 | OluapPlayer | King but slightly less |
| 19:14.09 | Imperios | Jarl |
| 19:14.27 | OluapPlayer | ballin |
| 19:14.29 | Xho | dammit |
| 19:14.30 | Hachiman | BALLIN |
| 19:14.40 | Xho | I was late by two seconds there |
| 19:14.45 | OluapPlayer | lul |
| 19:15.27 | Imperios | Actually, Eorl because EALD AENGLISC MOTHERFUCKER" |
| 19:15.40 | Xho | didney eorl |
| 19:15.44 | OluapPlayer | olol |
| 19:15.48 | Hachiman | olol |
| 19:16.59 | Xho | https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10351579_728901270490399_8821598098144800434_n.jpg?oh=c4bfa25efd82d196c04507fbd5caf62c&oe=57BCE67E |> |
| 19:17.20 | OluapPlayer | [X-files theme plays in the distance] |
| 19:18.02 | Xho | "No its just £21.50" |
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| 19:18.29 | Imperios | "The trees have eyes. The plants have teeth. The [[fiction:Exosubstratal|beasts]] dance among the rivers of blood. Intensine-serpents gnaw upon the sickened brown corpse-ground, swollen tapeworms feasting upon each other - dwarfing mountains as they grow. Madness. Madness. Madness Brother eats brother. Mother eats child. Child eats mother. FLESH FLESH FLESH FLESH" |
| 19:18.35 | Imperios | Nvm |
| 19:18.49 | Xho | Meanwhile, Charles loses his mind |
| 19:19.01 | Imperios | "The trees have eyes. The plants have teeth. The [[fiction:Exosubstratal|beasts]] dance among the rivers of blood. Intensine-serpents gnaw upon the sickened brown corpse-ground, swollen tapeworms feasting upon each other - dwarfing mountains as they grow. Madness. Madness. Madness. Brother eats brother. Mother eats child. Child eats mother. FLESH FLESH FLESH FLESH FLESH FLESH FLESH MADNESS MADNESS MADNESS~~~" |
| 19:19.05 | Imperios | There |
| 19:19.28 | Imperios | And hi Charles |
| 19:19.38 | Imperios | That's some SCP-level shit |
| 19:20.04 | Xho | OluapPlayer: Fuckworld comes to mind when I read that |
| 19:20.11 | OluapPlayer | hur |
| 19:20.24 | Xho | Which is about right actually |
| 19:20.33 | OluapPlayer | Crux's mind is probably 24/7 Fuckworld |
| 19:21.46 | Hachiman | Crux - IÍ Í¡ÍÍ̵S̨ÍÌ·ÍÍTÍ¡ÌÌ¢AÍ¡ÍÍÍ̧P̧ÍL̴̨ÍÍ ÌEÍ Ì¡Í ÌÍ̶ÍTÍÍ̶̴̵AÍ Í Í̧PÍ̸͢͡E̶ÌÍ¡ÒÌW̶ÍO̶RÌ¡Ì·ÌÒM̵SÌÌ¶Í ÌÍĮ́͡OÍÍ̸͢NÌÌ¢Í Ì¨Í ÍÌ´Í¢MÌ¡Ì¡YÌÌ´ÍÍ¢Í Ì¶Ì·PÍ ÍȨÍÍ̶̷NÌµÌ§Í ÍIÌ´Í¢ÌÌ´Í S̨ ̵ÍS̵̴͢ÒO̸ÒÍÌ´ ̴̧͡͡TÍÒÍH̶EÍ Ì¶ ÍÒÍ̧͢FÍÍÍLÍÌ¢ÌEÍ¢ÍÍÌSÍÌ¡HÍÍ Ì¸Í¡Ì¢W̨̧ÍO̴̢RÍÌ·ÍM̸ÍÌ¸Í ÍSÍÍ Ì¢Ì̡̧W̵͡IÌ¢ÍLÍÒÍÍ̸LÍ̡̧ ÍÌ¡Ì¡DÌ̶̷̧RÍ |
| 19:21.49 | Xho | Id, also known as reemix's channel |
| 19:22.09 | Xho | Lots of revelations here tonight |
| 19:23.00 | OluapPlayer | All the page needs now is the History section and it will finally be complete |
| 19:25.35 | Imperios | Nvm I got it, expanded quote a little bit more |
| 19:25.37 | Imperios | "The trees have eyes. The plants have teeth. The [[fiction:Exosubstratal|beasts]] dance among the rivers of blood. Intensine-serpents gnaw upon the sickened brown corpse-ground, swollen tapeworms feasting upon each other - dwarfing mountains as they grow. Blisters and buboes grow and burst upon the skin of madmen, one thousand corpse-newborn squealing and crying for their rotting mothers as they are born into the world. I cough and regurgitate my heart |
| 19:25.38 | Imperios | and mind and soul as I vomit my own guts and hatred spew forth more monstrosities, lizards without skin, born bloodthirsty, dying and pregnant. Madness. Madness. Madness. Evolution. Development. The thrill of the hunt. Jungle. Jungle of trees - not trees, corpses, corpses, corpses. Law of the jungle. Kill. Kill! Kill! Brother eats brother. Mother eats child. Child eats mother! Kill! Eat! Kill! Eat! FLESH FLESH FLESH FLESH FLESH FLESH FLESH MADNESS MADNE |
| 19:25.38 | Imperios | SS MADNESS~~~" |
| 19:28.26 | Imperios | Hachiman: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqMbqdJUXeA Have some [triggering] matterial |
| 19:29.31 | Imperios | Xho: http://2static.fjcdn.com/large/pictures/cf/b8/cfb837_5597562.jpg |
| 19:29.51 | Xho | Wrong person to send that to |
| 19:30.00 | Imperios | http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/952/850/1b0.jpg |
| 19:31.20 | Imperios | OluapPlayer: http://img.ifcdn.com/images/55ac10328f6b002c42d16bb9b145a7c49f9d3a29552583a83f6fa535bde16aa0_1.jpg |
| 19:31.24 | Imperios | Xho too |
| 19:31.32 | OluapPlayer | fug |
| 19:31.41 | Xho | oh god |
| 19:33.38 | Hachiman | "He deems us pure of body and of mind; He assures us of the destiny that we are fated for. Of our place, secure and uncontested, atop the Grand Hierarchy of the World. Yes, there are many orders founded in dedication to Him, yet it is '''our''' order that reflects most absolutely '''His''' order. Heil Nirdesa! It is by His command that we deprive the infantile mouth-breathers from the surface of our mercy - of any right this worl |
| 19:34.53 | OluapPlayer | didney worl |
| 19:35.14 | Imperios | >Heil |
| 19:36.10 | Xho | HOOOOOOOOOO |
| 19:38.01 | Imperios | It stopped on "world" |
| 19:39.18 | Hachiman | "It is by His command that we deprive the infantile mouth-breathers from the surface of our mercy - of any right this world has granted them to thrive! Little more than rats, are they! Cockroaches to be crushed, damnable vermin to be purged without a second thought! Flood their lungs with the ash of their kin as, by His demand, we '''decimate''' the barbarians - again, and again, and again! Utopia through conquest, order through |
| 19:40.02 | Imperios | ends on "through" |
| 19:40.09 | OluapPlayer | Just put it on pastie |
| 19:41.09 | Imperios | Xho: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztjnQna0drw |
| 19:41.32 | Imperios | wait nvm |
| 19:41.34 | Imperios | Wrong wake up |
| 19:41.45 | Hachiman | "Utopia through conquest, order through blood! Blood... Blood for the Cosmic King! Heil Nirdesa! Heil Nirdesa! '''HEIL NIRDESA!'''" - Eorl Engelstaub |
| 19:41.55 | Hachiman | Modify that quote however you will |
| 19:42.00 | Imperios | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aojl3R8CAeQ This one |
| 19:42.20 | Imperios | I'll just change "Nirdesa" because the Ordnung name for him is different |
| 19:42.45 | Hachiman | May as well change the entire quote into that old German thing since you like the Ordnung speaking like that hur |
| 19:43.17 | Imperios | It's English dam u |
| 19:43.34 | Imperios | Just very old English |
| 19:43.38 | Xho | wake me up inside |
| 19:43.49 | OluapPlayer | BEFORE YOU GO |
| 19:43.50 | Imperios | and I do not think the Anglo-Saxons had the word for "utopia" or "barbarians" or "hierarchy" |
| 19:43.56 | Imperios | *words |
| 19:44.01 | Imperios | Well they actually had the word for "barbarians" |
| 19:44.04 | Hachiman | Also, Engelstaub is supposed to be "angel dust" |
| 19:44.09 | OluapPlayer | It's fantasy kobolds |
| 19:44.18 | OluapPlayer | They don't have to follow real world rules |
| 19:44.20 | Hachiman | As in, PCP |
| 19:44.34 | Hachiman | Change the name however you want to be more fitting hur |
| 19:44.36 | Imperios | OluapPlayer: Yes but the potato language I use for them is a real language hur |
| 19:44.43 | OluapPlayer | ur loss |
| 19:44.56 | Imperios | Not even a foreign language per se even |
| 19:44.56 | Hachiman | is this loss |
| 19:45.05 | Imperios | It is just very, very old English |
| 19:45.19 | *** join/#sporewiki Luxor (589ca3c3@gateway/web/freenode/ip.88.156.163.195) |
| 19:45.22 | Luxor | Ay |
| 19:45.28 | Hachiman | Oh, I gotta better name |
| 19:45.32 | Hachiman | Eorl Mengeleich |
| 19:45.39 | Imperios | Actually wait the Anglo-Saxons had a term for "barbarians" |
| 19:45.42 | Xho | EARL FEGELEIN |
| 19:45.45 | Xho | FEGELEIN |
| 19:45.47 | Imperios | "walhisk" or something |
| 19:45.50 | OluapPlayer | Hachiman: | | | _ |
| 19:45.52 | Luxor | Reich-talk? |
| 19:45.56 | Luxor | Can I join? |
| 19:46.04 | Xho | hits the deck |
| 19:46.05 | Imperios | It is actually preserved in modern English |
| 19:46.11 | Imperios | As "Welsh" |
| 19:46.14 | Hachiman | | | | | | | _ |
| 19:46.59 | Imperios | Luxor: You cannot, you're already annexed |
| 19:47.06 | Luxor | F*g russ scum |
| 19:47.16 | Luxor | Tsar cannot into Jekaterinburg |
| 19:47.17 | OluapPlayer | write id history dangit |
| 19:47.44 | Imperios | Hachiman: Yes "Welsh" actually used to mean "barbarian" |
| 19:47.49 | Imperios | Or "foreigner" or something |
| 19:47.51 | Imperios | Think "gajin" |
| 19:47.59 | Imperios | That kind of connotation |
| 19:48.38 | Hachiman | Makes sense considering they shag sheep |
| 19:49.17 | Luxor | Hachiman Imperios: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDAeJ7eLGGg&list=WL&index=1 |
| 19:50.46 | Imperios | Xho: http://cs540108.vk.me/v540108346/156c3/i4QdGcdW1lA.jpg |
| 19:52.51 | Luxor | Imperios: http://i.imgur.com/YqRtQpC.png |
| 19:54.35 | Luxor | Venäjä ded |
| 19:54.35 | Imperios | http://ghostraptor1917.deviantart.com/favourites/?offset=0 Holy shit this man's favourites |
| 19:55.03 | Imperios | It is like if Xho, Hachi, me, Drodo and Charles were fused together |
| 19:55.37 | Luxor | God no |
| 19:55.47 | Luxor | I hope you know that is a horrible idea |
| 19:55.54 | Luxor | worse than revolution in 1917 |
| 19:56.22 | Wormy_ | comes back |
| 19:56.28 | Wormy_ | gosh, activity |
| 19:57.48 | Imperios | Wormy_: http://ghostraptor1917.deviantart.com/favourites Holy shit, Hachi, Drodo, Xho and Imp's long-forgotten child |
| 19:57.55 | Xho | Somewhat glad he doesn't follow me |
| 19:58.33 | Xho | Currently on 125, not bad |
| 19:58.34 | Wormy_ | Imperios: lol |
| 19:59.07 | Wormy_ | And Oluap, he likes reptiles |
| 19:59.51 | Luxor | slaps nazi |
| 20:00.23 | Imperios | Why do you slap yourself? |
| 20:00.33 | Luxor | oh come one |
| 20:00.39 | Luxor | Gosh, f*ck my keyboard |
| 20:00.46 | Luxor | I meant 'come on' |
| 20:00.48 | Luxor | I am not nazi |
| 20:00.50 | DrodoEmpire | test |
| 20:01.39 | Luxor | Hitler is in fact the only politician who realised everything he promise when there was a democracy in Germany |
| 20:01.47 | Luxor | he promised*, stupid d key. |
| 20:02.07 | Imperios | c |
| 20:02.21 | Imperios | Xho: "didn't quite know whether I was standing on my head or my heels" what the fuck does that mean |
| 20:02.33 | Xho | Eh I dunno |
| 20:05.11 | Xho | Sort of glad that I don't frequent DA much anymore |
| 20:05.30 | Luxor | BTW, is there any bigger fiction happening in FU now? |
| 20:06.15 | DrodoEmpire | Da Reckoning is one |
| 20:06.51 | Luxor | ikr |
| 20:07.49 | Luxor | I have been thinking about expanding the FU far beyond the current timeline |
| 20:08.03 | Luxor | About 2 bilion years from present day (in fu) |
| 20:08.08 | Luxor | into past. |
| 20:08.18 | Wormy_ | http://imgur.com/gallery/yEmYO |
| 20:08.27 | Luxor | And I think it could be nicely connected to collab |
| 20:13.24 | Luxor | Is the silence an await for further explanation or just a dull inactivity? |
| 20:16.33 | Xho | Dull inactivity |
| 20:16.53 | Luxor | yeah. |
| 20:17.05 | Imperios | OluapPlayer Technobliterator: I found an old Loron ship I made years ago |
| 20:20.20 | OluapPlayer | Right |
| 20:20.38 | Imperios | http://i.imgur.com/UjmmOcD.png there |
| 20:23.05 | Ghel | Luxor: Well, we do have some descriptions of things that existed 2 billion years ago. Like the Zhulultu domination of the universe. |
| 20:23.17 | Luxor | oh. |
| 20:23.26 | Xho | alien cthulhus gon cthulhu u gud |
| 20:23.28 | Luxor | well this blocks my way now |
| 20:23.38 | Xho | uluun cthulhus gun cthulhu u gud |
| 20:23.54 | Luxor | ...and 1 bilion yrs ago |
| 20:24.02 | Luxor | id anything, well, specific happen then? |
| 20:24.07 | Luxor | did*, crappy keyboard |
| 20:24.53 | Imperios | 2 billion years would be the Precursor era |
| 20:25.00 | Wormy_ | Our main timeline is outdated, but its worth chewcking out the timelines for galaxies |
| 20:25.05 | Imperios | We have a lot of storylines connected to that period |
| 20:25.13 | Luxor | interesting |
| 20:25.33 | Wormy_ | OluapPlayer: http://imgur.com/gallery/YtjtG3T |
| 20:26.08 | Luxor | Well, I am to create a collab empire, based on turkish culture combined with gold and modern technology |
| 20:26.12 | Luxor | aka. Orokin |
| 20:26.19 | Luxor | check warframe wiki if you want |
| 20:26.35 | Imperios | Where would they live then |
| 20:26.40 | Luxor | Well |
| 20:26.47 | Luxor | If this project is to even be starte |
| 20:26.50 | Luxor | started* |
| 20:27.03 | Luxor | We are speaking of at least 1 galaxy in direct control |
| 20:27.11 | Wormy_ | Xho: http://imgur.com/gallery/mYTvuwe |
| 20:27.11 | Luxor | of put-name-here civilization. |
| 20:27.29 | Xho | HOH |
| 20:27.32 | Xho | hoh* |
| 20:27.57 | Luxor | höhö |
| 20:28.23 | Imperios | Wormy_: Zooexorcist |
| 20:29.14 | Luxor | öh |
| 20:30.01 | Luxor | es muss jüdischen Schuld sein |
| 20:30.14 | Luxor | German language is badass |
| 20:30.26 | *** join/#sporewiki Tybusen (8036ae2f@gateway/web/freenode/ip.128.54.174.47) |
| 20:30.39 | Luxor | You can connect every single word in german with word "Juden" or "Judisch" |
| 20:30.59 | Imperios | Polisch though |
| 20:31.03 | Imperios | Hi Tybusen |
| 20:31.08 | Tybusen | Hello |
| 20:31.13 | Luxor | Good evening |
| 20:31.31 | Luxor | ...and the "sweets" in german is SuBigkeiten |
| 20:32.15 | Luxor | ...monument is Sehenswordigkeiten |
| 20:32.35 | Luxor | ...and area to be gained in order to colonize it is called "Lebensraum" |
| 20:33.29 | Tybusen | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Tybusen_Intergalactic_Allied_Federation/Ships I've been working on revamping this page |
| 20:34.11 | Imperios | Just give this guy something to anschluss in his Lebensraum and do not go Blitzkrieg distance-close to him |
| 20:34.58 | Luxor | Russ schwein |
| 20:35.02 | Luxor | jk |
| 20:35.34 | Luxor | But seriously, I would really like to bring up to life the project I was talking about |
| 20:35.43 | Luxor | I'll consider adding forum thread tomorrow |
| 20:35.51 | Luxor | But for now, cya |
| 20:36.12 | Hachiman | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Crux/Id#History Mission completed |
| 20:42.01 | Wormy_ | http://imgur.com/r7HEPQJ |
| 20:45.34 | Wormy_ | snek got confuzzled http://imgur.com/gallery/Kw46GTf |
| 20:51.25 | *** join/#sporewiki OluapPlayer (badafdcd@gateway/web/freenode/ip.186.218.253.205) |
| 20:51.25 | *** mode/#sporewiki [+o OluapPlayer] by ChanServ |
| 20:51.28 | Wormy_ | Xho, Ghel: So they based a movie on Joh Lilly https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YfdpZdugBM |
| 20:51.30 | Wormy_ | John |
| 20:53.54 | Ghel | Not quite true to reality. |
| 20:56.10 | Wormy_ | The body transforming itself, yeah. Lilly certainly hallucinated his body changing though |
| 20:57.24 | Wormy_ | "In the province of the mind, what one believes to be true is true or becomes true, within certain limits to be found experientially and experimentally. These limits are further beliefs to be transcended. In the mind, there are no limits..." Then he said "However, in the province of the body there are definite limits not to be transcended." |
| 20:59.49 | Hachiman | Xho Imperios: hao bout u two drop hot mixtapes-- i meen quotes on Id page |
| 21:00.01 | Imperios | Drop quote on Alar'xashan and Kalisearan page |
| 21:00.03 | Imperios | :p |
| 21:00.10 | Hachiman | I gave you a top quote ngh |
| 21:00.14 | Hachiman | I can't quote as Crux |
| 21:00.19 | Hachiman | Crux doesn't say stuff hur |
| 21:00.30 | OluapPlayer | Crux - fuck the dragon fuck the cat |
| 21:00.40 | Hachiman | That reminds me |
| 21:00.50 | Hachiman | Does anybody else remember that time Alfgund fucked a goddess |
| 21:01.31 | Imperios | That |
| 21:01.32 | OluapPlayer | I remember the two times Clotho had her body violated by a vampire god |
| 21:01.34 | Imperios | Alfgund can quote Kalisearan |
| 21:02.01 | Hachiman | >tfw you accidentally spell captain as capitain |
| 21:02.08 | OluapPlayer | SOY CAPITAN |
| 21:05.59 | OluapPlayer | Now the only Simulacrum realm without any description is the Outworld |
| 21:06.02 | OluapPlayer | Imperios: fix dis |
| 21:06.19 | Imperios | ggrgewewgfwgwegew |
| 21:09.27 | Imperios | Hachimna: Quoted Id |
| 21:10.20 | OluapPlayer | Xho: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CgVkRsLXIAEFQJk.jpg SPU |
| 21:13.19 | Imperios | Hachiman even |
| 21:14.05 | Imperios | I just realised |
| 21:14.13 | Imperios | All Id creatures have Indian-inspired names |
| 21:14.23 | Imperios | Tech Support Demons |
| 21:15.01 | OluapPlayer | Tech support |
| 21:15.02 | OluapPlayer | What |
| 21:15.15 | Imperios | It is a racist joke |
| 21:15.59 | Imperios | Xho can now make two jokes about Kim Jong Un, K-Pop, eye surgery, vodka, balalaika, and Vladimir Putin in return |
| 21:16.41 | Imperios | OluapPlayer: Basically, a lot of tech support companies outsource their production to India, leading to the creation of the stereotype of Indian tech support |
| 21:16.42 | OluapPlayer | Xho's playing Oblivion |
| 21:16.54 | OluapPlayer | I see |
| 21:16.54 | Hachiman | Quoted cat tits |
| 21:17.25 | Xho | gah |
| 21:17.30 | Xho | Oblivion crashed |
| 21:17.42 | OluapPlayer | haw haw |
| 21:17.43 | OluapPlayer | i jinxed it |
| 21:18.05 | Imperios | >I was talking about Indian tech support |
| 21:18.12 | Imperios | >Xho's game crashed |
| 21:18.36 | Imperios | Hachiman: Kalisearan-senpai |
| 21:19.43 | Xho | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Caligaduro_Provectus needs more quotes here den |
| 21:19.43 | Imperios | What I find funny is that Korean has largely the same honorifics and suffices as Japanese, yet somehow they sound even more abominable |
| 21:20.03 | Imperios | You know what is the counterpart of "senpai" in Korean |
| 21:20.07 | Imperios | "Seon-bae" |
| 21:20.16 | Xho | GET YOUR OWN HONORIFICS |
| 21:20.22 | Xho | TEIKOKU TEIKOKU TEIKOKU |
| 21:20.32 | Imperios | I think they're all Chinese ultimately |
| 21:20.59 | Imperios | One think I find incomprehensible |
| 21:21.10 | Imperios | Korean girls often refer to their boyfriends as "Big Brothers" |
| 21:21.58 | Imperios | I find it doubleplusungood |
| 21:22.37 | Hachiman | TENNO HEIKA |
| 21:22.38 | Hachiman | BANZAIIIII |
| 21:23.15 | Xho | quoted id |
| 21:24.14 | Xho | OluapPlayer: https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/t31.0-8/13055005_961415543973401_1350836758768021384_o.jpg |
| 21:24.25 | OluapPlayer | pls |
| 21:24.33 | Imperios | Quoted your stupid void god thing |
| 21:25.18 | Imperios | "Padomay, also known as Fadomai,[1] Padhome,[2] or PSJJJJ" |
| 21:25.21 | Imperios | >PSJJJ |
| 21:25.28 | Imperios | Wait is that really canon |
| 21:25.32 | Hachiman | wat |
| 21:26.02 | Xho | "The Order took the name "Psijic", which is based off of the Ehlnofex translation for Padomay, PSJJJJ, a word that is purposefully unpronounceable." |
| 21:26.28 | OluapPlayer | It sounds like something with a thick accent combined with a lisp |
| 21:27.55 | Xho | Imperios: âThe Void -- In decline -- I prevail -- Eternallyâ Caligaduro - lol look what happened to outworld you didn't prevail there |
| 21:28.38 | Imperios | Alar'xashan - I WILL TOTALLY PREVAIL -- PLZ JUST GIVE ME TIME |
| 21:29.17 | OluapPlayer | Vargash - its time to oil up |
| 21:29.23 | Xho | In all truth Caligaduro shouldn't even have a voice but he does |
| 21:29.27 | Xho | He's the fricking void incarnate |
| 21:42.17 | Xho | The fact that Malacath is one of the good Daedra really confuses me |
| 21:42.34 | OluapPlayer | Which one is that again? |
| 21:43.07 | Xho | Orc Daedra |
| 21:43.38 | OluapPlayer | urc |
| 21:43.48 | Imperios | ISn't he like a corrupted non-Daedara |
| 21:44.50 | OluapPlayer | >Sometimes called Malak, or Mauloch, Malacath is considered one of the most evil Daedric Princes due to his membership in the House of Troubles. |
| 21:44.53 | OluapPlayer | make up ur mind |
| 21:46.05 | Xho | "Despite his ferocity, Malacath is genuinely caring towards his followers." |
| 21:46.12 | Xho | Not many Daedra are like that |
| 21:46.27 | OluapPlayer | That's not necessarily good |
| 21:46.42 | OluapPlayer | Says here his spheres are emptiness, betrayal, broken promises and anguish |
| 21:46.44 | OluapPlayer | Not very good stuff |
| 21:46.54 | Xho | dammit malacath stahp confusin me |
| 21:47.02 | Xho | Not sure who the most evil Daedra is though |
| 21:47.08 | Xho | Mehrunes Dagon probably |
| 21:47.29 | Xho | Sheogorath perhaps as well |
| 21:47.30 | OluapPlayer | Mehrunes Dagon considering he's literally Satan |
| 21:47.57 | Xho | Molag Bal's up there as well |
| 21:49.10 | Imperios | "She'll ask you to her Tuesdays" |
| 21:49.13 | Imperios | WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN |
| 21:49.16 | Imperios | FUCK WHAT IS THIS FUCK |
| 21:49.20 | Imperios | WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT FUCKING MEANS |
| 21:49.28 | OluapPlayer | What the hell are you rambling about |
| 21:49.53 | Imperios | Maugham |
| 21:50.14 | Xho | Boethiah's pretty evil as well |
| 21:50.34 | Hachiman | She's home every Tuesday |
| 21:51.04 | Imperios | We're given an early 20th century British short story, a number of Russian phrases and then we are meant to find the appropriate idioms in the text |
| 21:51.47 | OluapPlayer | You just went full sperg out of nowhere |
| 21:51.56 | Xho | We'll go for Molag Bal, Mehrunes Dagon and Boethiah as the most evil |
| 21:52.16 | Imperios | Sorry :< |
| 21:52.26 | OluapPlayer | I don't know Boethiah |
| 21:52.35 | OluapPlayer | I know Molab Bal since he's one of Zran Kar's inspirations |
| 21:52.50 | Imperios | OluapPlayer: My apologies, this stuff is very straining |
| 21:52.55 | Imperios | Also |
| 21:52.56 | Imperios | >sperg |
| 21:52.58 | Imperios | Ahem |
| 21:53.36 | OluapPlayer | I refer to any sudden bolt of mindless anger as sperging] |
| 21:53.55 | Imperios | This is... not exactly correct |
| 21:54.04 | OluapPlayer | I don't care hur |
| 21:54.04 | Imperios | I'd say what I generally do is more Sperg-like |
| 21:54.26 | Xho | Boethiah is "deceit, conspiracy, secret plots of murder, assassination, treason, and unlawful overthrow of authority" |
| 21:54.40 | Imperios | BTW |
| 21:54.45 | Imperios | Hachiman: Thanks |
| 21:54.46 | Imperios | Actually |
| 21:54.53 | Imperios | What you said will pretty much save me |
| 21:54.54 | OluapPlayer | Anyway, Zran Kar is a combo of Molag Bal and Hermaeus Mora |
| 21:55.37 | Hachiman | Or rather, "'She's at home every Tuesday evening." |
| 21:55.40 | OluapPlayer | I imagine he speaks like Mora which is why his lines are filled with pauses |
| 21:55.47 | Xho | Alar'xashan just screams Jyggalag |
| 21:56.01 | Xho | Asv-Aldz is Clavicus Vile, Kaicaiusarin is Vaermina |
| 21:56.17 | OluapPlayer | Vargash and Mortium don't really fit any of them as far as I can see |
| 21:56.32 | Xho | Vargash is close to Mehrunes Dagon what with the conquest thing |
| 21:56.42 | Xho | Mortium...hm |
| 21:56.52 | OluapPlayer | Mehrunes Dagon is destruction, not conquest |
| 21:56.55 | OluapPlayer | He's closer to Caligaduro |
| 21:57.08 | Imperios | The idiom I am given is "to be ready to accept/meet someone" |
| 21:57.11 | Imperios | That is... close enough |
| 21:57.41 | Xho | I guess Mortium's quite close to Namira |
| 21:57.47 | Imperios | Then again straining as it is that homework is probably quite helpful for me |
| 21:57.59 | Xho | That's the only parallel I can draw really |
| 21:58.06 | Imperios | I am going to use "jibbed" in my fiction definitely |
| 21:58.07 | Xho | Darkness and general unpleasantness |
| 21:58.14 | OluapPlayer | >sundry dark and shadowy spirits |
| 21:58.18 | OluapPlayer | Close enough |
| 21:58.33 | Imperios | I was about to ask which Daedra are AX and KS but then I realised I have already based them on TES gods |
| 21:58.40 | Xho | Kalisearan's like Sheogorath and Sanguine |
| 21:58.41 | OluapPlayer | dumbo |
| 21:59.13 | Xho | Caligaduro's pretty much Dagon and Jyggalag |
| 21:59.23 | Xho | Jyggalag in the "destroy everything" |
| 21:59.27 | OluapPlayer | But GigaGiga is the god of order |
| 21:59.28 | OluapPlayer | hao dis |
| 21:59.39 | Xho | Jyggalag's kind of order is "Nothing exists" |
| 22:00.10 | Xho | To restore order to the Shivering Isles he steamrolls over it |
| 22:00.16 | OluapPlayer | Also if Asv-Aldz is Clavicus then he needs a dog |
| 22:00.16 | Xho | Into a grey ashen wasteland |
| 22:00.26 | Imperios | That kind of fits AX |
| 22:00.29 | Xho | Asv-Aldz - here crux here boy |
| 22:00.32 | Imperios | His kind of order is very very grey |
| 22:00.49 | Imperios | "to not quite know whether one was standing on one's head or one's heels" |
| 22:00.58 | Imperios | THAT idiom |
| 22:01.08 | Imperios | I am keeping it in my metaphorical head hard drive |
| 22:01.12 | Xho | What the hell kind of idiom is that |
| 22:01.22 | Imperios | Apparently "to be confused" |
| 22:01.26 | Xho | Fair enough |
| 22:01.30 | Xho | It sounds obsolete though |
| 22:01.35 | Imperios | Maugham |
| 22:01.54 | Xho | Caligaduro's more to do with Sithis/Padomay anyway since voidvoidvoid |
| 22:02.05 | Xho | Perhaps even more to do with Lorkhan |
| 22:03.05 | Xho | Actually no not really |
| 22:03.11 | Imperios | Hm |
| 22:03.17 | Imperios | If AX is not Jygalagg then who is he |
| 22:03.35 | Xho | I said Jyggalag |
| 22:03.51 | Xho | If not Jyggalag well I dunno |
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| 22:04.58 | Xho | Sheogorath's still my favourite though |
| 22:05.02 | Xho | Followed by Hermaeus Mora |
| 22:05.14 | OluapPlayer | tentacru |
| 22:05.30 | Xho | My least favourite is probably...hm |
| 22:05.40 | Xho | Meridia or Azura |
| 22:06.35 | Xho | Neither of them are particularly 'daedric' |
| 22:06.38 | OluapPlayer | Xho: http://i.imgur.com/YYdwdLK.jpg |
| 22:06.46 | Xho | AYE |
| 22:06.51 | Xho | Or eye |
| 22:06.56 | OluapPlayer | His name tho |
| 22:07.49 | Xho | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvSn2eemA4s It's in reference to this I think |
| 22:08.25 | OluapPlayer | olol |
| 22:08.58 | Xho | Kithworto's general training style for Hachi I think |
| 22:09.08 | Xho | Or just anyone to Hachi really |
| 22:10.46 | Xho | "MU DIDN'T INVITE NU TO THE DEATH ENERGY, NIGGA FUCK YO DEATH ENERGY" |
| 22:10.59 | Imperios | OluapPlayer: So I wondered into /r9k/ |
| 22:11.02 | Xho | Nu is officially an angry black man |
| 22:11.11 | OluapPlayer | Mu - niggos |
| 22:11.12 | Imperios | Why is it a second /pol/? |
| 22:11.16 | Imperios | Why does 4chan have two /pol/s\ |
| 22:11.29 | Xho | cus NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE |
| 22:11.45 | OluapPlayer | <PROTECTED> |
| 22:11.45 | Xho | I'm serious that's the answer |
| 22:11.58 | Imperios | So a deeper form of /pol/ |
| 22:12.02 | OluapPlayer | And yes that is an actual explanation |
| 22:12.11 | OluapPlayer | <PROTECTED> |
| 22:12.23 | Xho | It involves a lot of sociopaths planning school shootings though |
| 22:12.41 | Imperios | But these guys are insane kids espousing racism, misogyny and are whining about how they will never get a gf because reasons |
| 22:12.46 | Imperios | So /pol/acks basically |
| 22:12.51 | OluapPlayer | It's a bunch of vehemently aggressive and misogynistic basement dwellers who blame their life problems on others because they're too lazy and selfish to change themselves |
| 22:13.31 | OluapPlayer | And yes, there are sociopaths and school shooters there |
| 22:13.54 | Imperios | So like us hur |
| 22:14.12 | OluapPlayer | No? We're nothing like that |
| 22:14.35 | Hachiman | I don't recall any of us committing a school shooting |
| 22:14.41 | Xho | Not physically anyway |
| 22:15.35 | OluapPlayer | That entire place needs to be gassed |
| 22:15.38 | OluapPlayer | gas the frogposters |
| 22:15.42 | Imperios | But we are lazy selfish basement dwellers |
| 22:15.53 | OluapPlayer | Speak for yourself |
| 22:15.58 | Wormy_ | I don't have a basement |
| 22:16.07 | Xho | logic/10 welcome to UK |
| 22:16.33 | Imperios | ._. |
| 22:16.43 | Xho | I don't think many houses in the UK actually have basements or cellars |
| 22:16.55 | Wormy_ | We have lofts. |
| 22:17.07 | Xho | and attics kek |
| 22:17.08 | Imperios | Hey at least I am self-critical |
| 22:17.13 | Imperios | I know my flaws hur |
| 22:17.22 | Hachiman | I don't have a basement either |
| 22:17.24 | Wormy_ | then do something about it |
| 22:17.37 | Xho | Like get a basement |
| 22:17.37 | OluapPlayer | Comparing us to the scum that frequents /r9k/ is a bit too far |
| 22:17.40 | OluapPlayer | Even as self-deprecation |
| 22:18.48 | Imperios | ...True |
| 22:19.07 | Wormy_ | This is daisyland happy hour in comparison |
| 22:19.27 | Imperios | >the decree is made absolute |
| 22:19.28 | Imperios | Guys |
| 22:19.31 | Imperios | What the fuck does that mean |
| 22:19.41 | Xho | Imperios: https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/t31.0-8/13055103_252711558413573_6092384298358012905_o.jpg You're gonna find this one good |
| 22:20.05 | Xho | Just randomly came up on my feed and thought "lol I know an asian" |
| 22:20.14 | Imperios | I am not that kind of Asian |
| 22:20.25 | Xho | DEAL WITH IT CHING CHONG |
| 22:20.32 | Xho | CONSIDER THIS BEING EVEN FOR EARLIER |
| 22:20.37 | Imperios | oh hur |
| 22:20.40 | Hachiman | FUK-A U WEABOO |
| 22:20.52 | OluapPlayer | fuk off mario |
| 22:20.53 | Imperios | Okay that is a good comeback |
| 22:24.32 | Imperios | " |
| 22:24.39 | Imperios | Wait what does conversation even mean in that context |
| 22:24.44 | Imperios | the ability to conversate I presume |
| 22:27.03 | Technobliterator | lazy selfish basement dwellers |
| 22:27.11 | Technobliterator | I exercise one and a half hours a day |
| 22:27.12 | Technobliterator | ._. |
| 22:28.14 | Imperios | "like the blackbirds in the pie" |
| 22:28.31 | Imperios | Technobliterator: But you're genuinely attractive and realtively socialisable |
| 22:28.33 | Imperios | Unlike most of us |
| 22:29.12 | Technobliterator | thank you :o |
| 22:29.13 | Imperios | Now that you mention it I feel a bit underwhelmed because I only exercise three times a week hur |
| 22:29.33 | Imperios | And since I am in the mood for thias |
| 22:29.37 | Imperios | What does 'like the blackbirds in the pie' mean |
| 22:29.46 | Hachiman | It's a reference to a nursery rhyme |
| 22:29.55 | Technobliterator | Well, depends on what exercise you do as well |
| 22:30.22 | Hachiman | Sing a Song of Sixpence, is the name |
| 22:30.30 | Technobliterator | I wouldn't try and compare yourself to anyone else, because that will just demotivate you, but nothing's stopping you from exercising more often |
| 22:30.36 | Hachiman | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sing_a_Song_of_Sixpence |
| 22:33.10 | Imperios | Technobliterator: Heavy lifting, boxing, a little bit of running and some leg and abdominal exercise |
| 22:33.20 | Imperios | A-and flexibiltiy |
| 22:33.32 | Hachiman | Jo has reach |
| 22:34.09 | Imperios | I do *not* have flexibility hur |
| 22:34.18 | Imperios | Which is why I am doing flexibility-related exercise |
| 22:34.36 | Imperios | I have reach though |
| 22:35.38 | Technobliterator | That sounds like a good mix |
| 22:42.06 | Wormy_ | I just have 2 11 km runs and 1 hill session run, and a daily dog walk. |
| 22:42.11 | Wormy_ | a week |
| 22:43.11 | Wormy_ | Sometimes I do qigoing to stretch and strengthen my qi powers. |
| 22:43.52 | Wormy_ | Because my miserable life needs an escapist fantasy |
| 22:45.09 | Xho | yes |
| 22:45.58 | Wormy_ | That being said, I have odd experiences from various esoteric arts |
| 22:46.53 | Imperios | Xho: Do we have any explanation for the origin of the word "Spode" |
| 22:47.02 | Xho | Not to my knowledge |
| 22:49.27 | Hachiman | I don't get how anyone can say they're vegan while still eating dick and ass |
| 22:49.38 | Wormy_ | You keep saying. |
| 22:49.45 | Hachiman | I said yesterday |
| 22:49.46 | Xho | good grief |
| 22:49.48 | Hachiman | When no one was here hur |
| 22:49.57 | Imperios | Then I had a very interesting idea for the potential origin of that term |
| 22:50.17 | Imperios | Basically Radeons have that kind of pantheistic belief that their souls return to Spode upon death |
| 22:50.41 | Imperios | What if they have a Holy Trinity-esque belief that Spode is, at the same time, an entity and a place |
| 22:50.51 | Imperios | With "Spode" referring more often to the latter and t |
| 22:50.54 | Imperios | "Dei'Nar" to the former |
| 22:52.28 | Hachiman | I just assumed Spode was a shortened term for Spoddah or something |
| 22:52.40 | Imperios | That is what I am going to do |
| 22:53.31 | Imperios | Spoddah in the current canon is another name for the Rades homeworld of Praestol |
| 22:54.04 | Imperios | "Spotha" could mean something like "source", which thus would fit both for the afterlife and the actual metaphorical source of the Radeon species |
| 22:54.11 | Imperios | And Spode as an entity as well |
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| 22:56.42 | The_Randomness | Hello |
| 22:58.59 | DrodoEmpire | Back |
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| 22:59.29 | The_Randomness | wb |
| 22:59.45 | ImpyDroid | Xho: http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Mandatory_Mardor_Empire?useskin=oasis# Mother of God this is like the unsung gem of the fictionverse |
| 22:59.53 | ImpyDroid | I miss Aeo now |
| 23:00.12 | ImpyDroid | "At the same time, it is an established practice for mardor to take turns torturing another in order to achieve pleasure. Such events are rare, but some mardor are willing to be tortured in exchange for being allowed to receive the pleasure of torture. These agreements usually involve amounts of torture much less severe than those inflicted on slaves in the old Mardor Empire. There is also a section of the population who sell themselves, allowing themsel |
| 23:00.43 | DrodoEmpire | Thanks Aeo for screwing up a perfectly good client state <.< |
| 23:01.04 | DrodoEmpire | I don't even know where that is fictionwise anymore |
| 23:01.07 | ImpyDroid | DrodoEmpire: What do you mean? |
| 23:01.13 | ImpyDroid | About screwing up |
| 23:01.15 | DrodoEmpire | Ever since the KSA became irrelevant |
| 23:01.23 | DrodoEmpire | I wasn't ever a fan of Aeo's fictions tbh |
| 23:01.27 | ImpyDroid | But |
| 23:01.39 | DrodoEmpire | Though I'm just kidding around for the most part |
| 23:01.56 | ImpyDroid | A species of natural sadists forced to sign S&M agreements between each others |
| 23:02.19 | ImpyDroid | The idea in itself is brilliant as well as hilarious |
| 23:02.39 | DrodoEmpire | Eh, maybe |
| 23:02.45 | DrodoEmpire | I dunno |
| 23:02.59 | The_Randomness | tries not to gag |
| 23:03.09 | DrodoEmpire | I'd just sooner forget most of the time spent with the Katar sector, and especially any time before then |
| 23:03.10 | DrodoEmpire | :p |
| 23:03.13 | Hachiman | You mean Dark Eldar |
| 23:03.37 | DrodoEmpire | It was a bit of a flop, but it made two good fictions I guess- Mine and Tek's |
| 23:03.53 | Hachiman | Fifty Shades of Katar |
| 23:04.35 | The_Randomness | Aeo was just expressing his inner god(dess) |
| 23:04.39 | The_Randomness | :^) |
| 23:05.14 | Xho | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGWZFcsyMgA FUGU |
| 23:05.32 | ImpyDroid | Hachiman: They were essentially Dark Eldar yeah |
| 23:05.40 | Hachiman | CLIT-OOOOOR-IS |
| 23:06.17 | ImpyDroid | DrodoEmpire: NEVER |
| 23:06.34 | DrodoEmpire | >; |
| 23:06.34 | ImpyDroid | I have already made a Clenden character for the PAE |
| 23:06.44 | DrodoEmpire | Oh interesting |
| 23:06.45 | ImpyDroid | And I will probably dig up more old races |
| 23:07.06 | DrodoEmpire | Yeah that'd be cool |
| 23:07.06 | ImpyDroid | A Mardor named Anasta Greysteel is given |
| 23:07.18 | Hachiman | pls no |
| 23:07.26 | The_Randomness | ech |
| 23:08.03 | Monet | I remember Mardor saying that torture is needed for them to survive. |
| 23:08.17 | Monet | Which is a realy weird evolutionary trait |
| 23:08.21 | DrodoEmpire | ^ |
| 23:08.26 | Hachiman | Yes, really weird and inefficient |
| 23:08.29 | DrodoEmpire | ^^^^ |
| 23:08.44 | Hachiman | IF YOU DON'T BITE MY COCK, I'LL DIE |
| 23:08.51 | Xho | One thing I never understood |
| 23:08.54 | Monet | Other way round |
| 23:08.56 | Xho | Clint Eastwood by Gorillaz |
| 23:08.57 | DrodoEmpire | I could accept being an *extremely* ingrained cultural trait, but it being biological is bizarre |
| 23:09.01 | Xho | I still don't understand it |
| 23:09.04 | DrodoEmpire | *accept it |
| 23:09.05 | ImpyDroid | I always thought they were an artificial species |
| 23:09.08 | Hachiman | Xho: It's in a bag |
| 23:09.09 | Monet | They need to deliver torture ot live |
| 23:09.17 | The_Randomness | legit some of the dumbest shit I've heard |
| 23:09.26 | Monet | If they were artificial then maybe it would make sense |
| 23:09.41 | DrodoEmpire | But why make a race of sadists? |
| 23:09.57 | DrodoEmpire | Is it *that* hard to find interrogators that its easier just to breed an entire species of them? :p |
| 23:10.28 | DrodoEmpire | Were violent crime statistics not as high as were hoped...? |
| 23:10.29 | Hachiman | I can understand if sex was a big part of their society from like a culturally standpoint rather than an evolutionary one |
| 23:10.30 | Monet | I get a twitch when people use 'they're alien' to explain some nonsense trait. |
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| 23:10.41 | DrodoEmpire | Monet: Same |
| 23:10.41 | OluapPlayer | Dildos |
| 23:10.45 | DrodoEmpire | Still needs to be reasoned out |
| 23:10.47 | Hachiman | Funny you say that |
| 23:10.58 | Hachiman | We were just discussing Aeo's race of sexual masochists |
| 23:11.05 | ImpyDroid | An Aeo with a giant hammer and paladin-like characteristics |
| 23:11.06 | OluapPlayer | wat |
| 23:11.10 | Hachiman | And how they need sexual stimulation and torture to survive |
| 23:11.13 | ImpyDroid | OluapPlayer: At the same time, it is an established practice for mardor to take turns torturing another in order to achieve pleasure. Such events are rare, but some mardor are willing to be tortured in exchange for being allowed to receive the pleasure of torture. These agreements usually involve amounts of torture much less severe than those inflicted on slaves in the old Mardor Empire. There is also a section of the population who sell themselves, allo |
| 23:11.31 | ImpyDroid | ^Aeo's handiwork |
| 23:11.33 | OluapPlayer | Madii - nice |
| 23:13.16 | Hachiman | Like, I know me and Oluap made a race of sexual deviants but |
| 23:13.32 | Hachiman | At least they do not need sexual stimulation to survive like Aeo's |
| 23:13.42 | Monet | Just seems like a cheap way to make them bad guys. |
| 23:13.55 | The_Randomness | Monet: That was exactly what he was going for |
| 23:14.06 | Hachiman | Aeo was never one for subjective viewpoints and alignment |
| 23:14.09 | The_Randomness | yeah |
| 23:14.11 | Hachiman | Everything had to be objective |
| 23:14.24 | OluapPlayer | Hey my sexuals are not deviants |
| 23:14.26 | OluapPlayer | fak u |
| 23:14.29 | ImpyDroid | Meanwhile I have an entire race of cute monster girls and their bishonen male counterparts and they are also the most prudish race in the setting |
| 23:14.34 | ImpyDroid | LOGIC |
| 23:14.38 | Xho | Madiiraxaven tho |
| 23:14.46 | OluapPlayer | Madii is not a race |
| 23:14.48 | ImpyDroid | FUCK STEREOTYPES |
| 23:14.51 | Xho | she is now fakka u |
| 23:14.55 | Hachiman | Madiiraxaven does not need sex to survive; sex needs her in order to survive |
| 23:15.05 | Xho | Kaaxhesh - [brutal] |
| 23:15.06 | OluapPlayer | Mind blown |
| 23:15.16 | Hachiman | Mindjob |
| 23:15.20 | Xho | pls no |
| 23:15.21 | OluapPlayer | Gross |
| 23:15.39 | Monet | Yeah that's the thing. What makes From Nobody to Nightmare so powerful is anyone can become a threat or a terror. |
| 23:15.43 | DrodoEmpire | I try to make the Drodo as multifaceted and multicultural as possible to avoid the old stereotype of "Every alien gets one culture each" |
| 23:15.47 | ImpyDroid | My case is a bit funny |
| 23:15.59 | DrodoEmpire | Which, to be fair, makes sense when the alien species has been spacefaring for centuries or millenia |
| 23:16.05 | DrodoEmpire | Could've very well coalesced into one culture |
| 23:16.17 | DrodoEmpire | But the Drodo have only been spacefaring for two, three hundred years or so |
| 23:16.18 | ImpyDroid | I have a race of bisexual uber-horny polygamous aliens |
| 23:16.39 | ImpyDroid | They are also ugly bird centaurs |
| 23:16.39 | Hachiman | WHERE |
| 23:16.39 | Hachiman | Oh |
| 23:16.39 | ImpyDroid | Tertanai |
| 23:16.50 | Hachiman | Some people are into fucking horses though |
| 23:16.51 | ImpyDroid | I do not think I have mentioned it anywhere but they are 99% bisexual |
| 23:17.13 | ImpyDroid | Well I alluded at it with Lemmo and Lamenar |
| 23:17.16 | OluapPlayer | Imp being one |
| 23:17.17 | OluapPlayer | hoh |
| 23:17.19 | Hachiman | hur |
| 23:17.33 | Monet | When you make your villains cut-and-dry evil, the kind that you'd think were pulling legs off ants before they could walk, it diminishes the impact. |
| 23:17.33 | OluapPlayer | Lamenar is 100% pedofork |
| 23:17.33 | Hachiman | Tertanai - I FUCKING HATE THOSE GODDAMN HETEROSEXUALS |
| 23:17.41 | Monet | Instead of a danger you get a cariacature |
| 23:18.00 | DrodoEmpire | ^ |
| 23:18.01 | The_Randomness | Monet: but then they might have depth |
| 23:18.17 | Monet | The_Randomness: Lol. |
| 23:18.31 | ImpyDroid | Now I also have a race of pretty furry monster girls, military MILFs and white-haired pretty boys |
| 23:18.37 | Xho | Most of the villains on the wiki do have a tragic background |
| 23:18.37 | Monet | Yeah, heaven forbid someone starts ot feel sorry for them |
| 23:18.39 | The_Randomness | I cannot possibly allow something I dislike to have any depth at all |
| 23:18.43 | Xho | Or something that drove them at all |
| 23:18.52 | Xho | That failed |
| 23:18.53 | Hachiman | Too many villains have tragic backgrounds in my opinion |
| 23:18.55 | ImpyDroid | They frown at anything sexual |
| 23:18.57 | Hachiman | Needs some born bastards |
| 23:19.14 | ImpyDroid | Same with Artharons |
| 23:19.14 | DrodoEmpire | I mean my guy Jivirik was a bit of a dick. <.< |
| 23:19.18 | Monet | "I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over my TRAGIC PAST!" - 70% of villains ever |
| 23:19.19 | DrodoEmpire | Though I guess his father died |
| 23:19.34 | ImpyDroid | I wonder which villain of mine was the best |
| 23:19.34 | DrodoEmpire | But then he also inherited his vast fortune so I'm not sorry for him |
| 23:19.38 | OluapPlayer | Volim was born a bastard |
| 23:19.45 | Xho | The only born asshole I can think of out of my characters is Nu but that depends on whether you regard Nu as evil or not |
| 23:19.49 | ImpyDroid | Grochius was genuinely born glitched |
| 23:19.52 | OluapPlayer | I've noted how he was a spoiled little brat as a kid |
| 23:19.57 | ImpyDroid | He was just crazy |
| 23:20.04 | ImpyDroid | Br... gm |
| 23:20.12 | Hachiman | Br'klakkon is a Loron so |
| 23:20.17 | ImpyDroid | He had a tragic past but I never really alluded at it |
| 23:20.36 | Xho | Then again most of my characters are supernatural so they're psychologically geared towards absolutes |
| 23:20.41 | Xho | Which got a little boring in the end |
| 23:20.51 | ImpyDroid | Althron has a gay as fuck emo love backstory |
| 23:20.53 | OluapPlayer | He was just a jackass |
| 23:21.09 | OluapPlayer | So was Vorius |
| 23:21.11 | ImpyDroid | But because of me being lazy and Hachiman withdrawing we will likely never hear it |
| 23:21.11 | OluapPlayer | Torrent was also lacking in the tragic side |
| 23:21.19 | OluapPlayer | Borealis is more or less devoid of tragic pasts save for Regnatus |
| 23:21.20 | Monet | If we're sharing villian pasts, I can't say Volk has a tragic past, nor was he born a bastard. |
| 23:21.21 | Xho | y'all jackasses |
| 23:21.24 | Hachiman | I am coming back into swing |
| 23:21.30 | Hachiman | So we shall see it soon |
| 23:21.39 | Xho | I can't really think of many evil characters of mine at the moment |
| 23:21.43 | Xho | dis bad |
| 23:21.43 | ImpyDroid | NEEDS MORE CRISPY X ALTHRON |
| 23:21.45 | OluapPlayer | All of them |
| 23:21.47 | OluapPlayer | except Pelagrios |
| 23:21.47 | Xho | rite |
| 23:21.51 | DrodoEmpire | Monet: Volk just prankified everybody <. |
| 23:21.51 | ImpyDroid | I WAS PROMISED MORE DRAGONRAT |
| 23:21.53 | DrodoEmpire | *<.< |
| 23:21.55 | Monet | Volk possibly grew up a bastard though. |
| 23:22.09 | Xho | Pelagrios is a scoundrel as well |
| 23:22.10 | Hachiman | Volkarus - FUCK YOU YOU JUST GOT PRANK'D |
| 23:22.17 | DrodoEmpire | ololol |
| 23:22.26 | OluapPlayer | I actually can't think of any Borealis villain with a tragic past other than Regnatus |
| 23:22.35 | ImpyDroid | Khanjar hm |
| 23:22.40 | DrodoEmpire | http://i.imgur.com/nDZFjWN.jpg |
| 23:22.50 | ImpyDroid | Does anyone even remember Khanjar |
| 23:22.53 | Xho | Kalarah wasn't so much of a tragic villain as he was indirectly manipulated by Caligaduro into going psycho demigod |
| 23:22.54 | Monet | Volim did see his kids die |
| 23:23.06 | Hachiman | Volim also saw himself die |
| 23:23.07 | OluapPlayer | Volim was a villain before he even had kids |
| 23:23.13 | Monet | And Torrent is the last of his kind. |
| 23:23.18 | Hachiman | Was |
| 23:23.35 | ImpyDroid | Jaharan is pretty tragic though |
| 23:23.37 | OluapPlayer | Torrent's villainy was primarily geared toward his own greed though |
| 23:23.48 | OluapPlayer | It had little to do with the fact he was the last Kvargo |
| 23:23.48 | Xho | Hez'Kalka's one of the few characters I can think of who wasn't originally evil either |
| 23:23.56 | Hachiman | Jaharan had a tragic past; he could not build his wall to be great enough |
| 23:24.07 | Technobliterator | uh, Zaarkhun was born a bastard as well |
| 23:24.08 | Hachiman | He could not gas enough heretics |
| 23:24.14 | Xho | Securing a safe future for Mahanayans -> Got the Angazhar card thrown at him |
| 23:24.14 | Monet | Taremanon is probably another case as his tragic fall isn't backstory |
| 23:24.24 | Hachiman | His father did not give him a small loan of a million dollars |
| 23:24.25 | ImpyDroid | I can now imagine Jaharan's personal heaven |
| 23:24.25 | OluapPlayer | Angazhar - they're safe now idiot |
| 23:24.29 | ImpyDroid | He builds walls |
| 23:24.30 | Monet | Technobliterator: YEah but Zaarkhun still has a tragic past. |
| 23:24.31 | Xho | Hez - neigh |
| 23:24.35 | ImpyDroid | Then throws planes at them |
| 23:24.35 | Technobliterator | yeah |
| 23:24.40 | ImpyDroid | Ad infinitum |
| 23:24.44 | Technobliterator | Zargoth's past I have yet to reveal |
| 23:24.50 | OluapPlayer | muh mommy |
| 23:25.17 | The_Randomness | Technobliterator: he got a pizza stolen from him at a tender age |
| 23:25.18 | Xho | "FUCKING MORTALS AND THEIR FUCKING MOTIVES AND EMOTIONS" - Angazhar, whenever |
| 23:25.22 | OluapPlayer | I thought Zargoth's past was already known |
| 23:25.27 | Technobliterator | Not fully |
| 23:25.32 | Technobliterator | Only tiny bits |
| 23:25.44 | Xho | Actually that's just most of my characters |
| 23:25.45 | Hachiman | Zaarkhun - MUH SHIELD |
| 23:25.52 | OluapPlayer | Shu'rimrodir was a peaceful space squid until he got demonified |
| 23:25.56 | Xho | Santorakh - kek |
| 23:25.59 | OluapPlayer | I don't think that counts as tragic though |
| 23:26.08 | Xho | Santorakh - counts as funny as fuck |
| 23:26.11 | ImpyDroid | DR |
| 23:26.17 | OluapPlayer | Shu'rimrodir - was a good thing tho |
| 23:26.17 | Hachiman | Khyannarith was born as a fuckwad |
| 23:26.29 | ImpyDroid | What about DR actually |
| 23:26.30 | Hachiman | He's an Egyptian prince; most were |
| 23:26.33 | Technobliterator | none of the Loron have a tragic past |
| 23:26.37 | Technobliterator | except Gratz'kaoz |
| 23:26.43 | Hachiman | butbut Venom Fre'kloar |
| 23:26.50 | ImpyDroid | Now as for the Fantasyverse |
| 23:26.52 | Xho | Ndrhthryr as a human was sort of evil, though he was driven to fear Dalmiric dark magic so he went on an extremist crusade to remove it entirely |
| 23:26.54 | OluapPlayer | Tragic present =/= tragic past |
| 23:26.58 | Technobliterator | Venom Fre'kloar is alredy a deemun |
| 23:27.06 | ImpyDroid | Lucretia is just a racist power-hungry slut |
| 23:27.10 | Hachiman | Kaz'hira |
| 23:27.12 | OluapPlayer | For the fantasyverse I got more examples of tragic |
| 23:27.18 | OluapPlayer | Xacutus was well-intentioned |
| 23:27.20 | Technobliterator | do the Vague still count as villains? |
| 23:27.25 | OluapPlayer | No |
| 23:27.30 | Hachiman | It's vague |
| 23:27.33 | Hachiman | LMAO |
| 23:27.38 | Xho | dreadful |
| 23:27.42 | OluapPlayer | I should kick you for that |
| 23:27.54 | Hachiman | ;-; |
| 23:28.09 | Xho | I don't have many tragic villains for the Fantasyverse either |
| 23:28.15 | Xho | Well, most of the Shiarchon sort of are |
| 23:28.16 | OluapPlayer | Anyway, Xacutus had good intentions, but Ondarei Mharinis were incompatible with fire magic |
| 23:28.19 | DrodoEmpire | http://i.imgur.com/oyPJ7I4.jpg |
| 23:28.22 | OluapPlayer | Fire magic turned them completely mad |
| 23:28.26 | OluapPlayer | The rest you already know |
| 23:28.50 | Xho | The most tragic character I have is probably Septimus |
| 23:28.55 | Technobliterator | Zaarkhun thought he was a good guy until the very end |
| 23:28.58 | Technobliterator | when he killed himself |
| 23:29.01 | Technobliterator | which I'm going to retcon out |
| 23:29.05 | Technobliterator | because that was a stupid death |
| 23:29.18 | OluapPlayer | Teratoma is the most tragic character i've ever written |
| 23:29.19 | OluapPlayer | Not a villain though |
| 23:29.37 | Xho | Longinus not so much but five thousand years of extradimensional bullshit tends to build a wall three dimensions thick |
| 23:30.00 | Hachiman | I don't really have many villains |
| 23:30.13 | Technobliterator | I have about |
| 23:30.13 | OluapPlayer | You got loads of villains, you just don't use them |
| 23:30.15 | Technobliterator | three? |
| 23:30.20 | ImpyDroid | If you count Javina as a bad guy she is kind of tragic |
| 23:30.21 | Xho | Pelagrios is a lot more fucked up than he leads on |
| 23:30.26 | OluapPlayer | She isn't one |
| 23:30.32 | Hachiman | Villains for the Fantasyverse, I mean |
| 23:30.37 | OluapPlayer | Ah |
| 23:30.42 | ImpyDroid | Ptaetinnath is tragic as fuck |
| 23:30.46 | Technobliterator | Zargoth, Billig, Da Rogue Boyz |
| 23:30.49 | Technobliterator | that's all |
| 23:30.53 | OluapPlayer | Kimorgos is not tragic |
| 23:30.54 | ImpyDroid | Who else |
| 23:30.54 | Xho | Santorakh - all hilarious lol |
| 23:31.01 | OluapPlayer | He is a turbo dick 100% |
| 23:31.11 | Hachiman | Rapido cock |
| 23:31.42 | Xho | Annamasakkan is a tragic character but I haven't explained on his past |
| 23:32.08 | Xho | And he's semi-evil but he's a dick so |
| 23:33.09 | Xho | Most of my heores are more tragic than my villains |
| 23:33.21 | OluapPlayer | I say I had more examples |
| 23:33.22 | OluapPlayer | I don't actually have more examples |
| 23:33.41 | Xho | I might do Annamasakkan's history as a story one day but I'd need to flesh it out |
| 23:33.42 | Hachiman | Dalverat |
| 23:33.45 | Hachiman | And his harem |
| 23:33.54 | Hachiman | Most specifically Hamoins |
| 23:34.04 | Xho | Obviously he has a history with Narrasturavaran who is actually 1000% dick |
| 23:34.04 | Hachiman | Tragic because she is not getting fucked by any of my chars lel |
| 23:34.05 | OluapPlayer | Not villains |
| 23:34.14 | OluapPlayer | And not tragic |
| 23:34.15 | OluapPlayer | My point stands, not tragic |
| 23:34.35 | Xho | I'd say Narrasaturavaran is the most evil character I've got in the Fantasyverse |
| 23:34.39 | Technobliterator | why do I have so many tragic characters |
| 23:34.40 | Technobliterator | wtf |
| 23:34.42 | Xho | As in pure savage evil |
| 23:34.54 | Hachiman | Sollow is your most tragic |
| 23:35.02 | ImpyDroid | Now as for Imperials |
| 23:35.09 | Technobliterator | Sollow is no longer my character \o/ |
| 23:35.10 | ImpyDroid | Imps as a whole are sort of tragic |
| 23:35.13 | Xho | The kind of Donald Trump savage evil but with demonic elves rather than badly tanned fat people |
| 23:35.22 | ImpyDroid | But I do not have a dedicated Imperial villain |
| 23:35.27 | Hachiman | >badly tanned fat people |
| 23:35.28 | ImpyDroid | Even though there ought to be |
| 23:35.30 | Xho | Or perhaps Ted Cruz |
| 23:35.31 | Hachiman | So Trump is the Buddha? |
| 23:35.37 | Xho | Buddha's well tanned stfu |
| 23:35.58 | Technobliterator | oh, Genrai Nal isn't that tragic |
| 23:35.59 | OluapPlayer | Norrigan - must i purge u |
| 23:36.16 | Hachiman | Norrigan could almost be a villain |
| 23:36.22 | Hachiman | If he lets his urge to purge control him |
| 23:36.34 | OluapPlayer | Urge to purge evil is not evil dumbo |
| 23:37.02 | DrodoEmpire | Well that depends |
| 23:37.26 | DrodoEmpire | If you use many of the same, cruel methods as the evil you intend to purge, I'd say you yourself are indeed evil |
| 23:37.31 | Xho | Well he's good enough to not try and purge Arcturus |
| 23:37.50 | OluapPlayer | He doesn't employ cruelty |
| 23:37.56 | OluapPlayer | He fights made-of-evil demons with a sword |
| 23:37.57 | Xho | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Captain%3AArcturus Which reminds me, the guy has a page |
| 23:38.09 | Hachiman | I would challenge that the means do not to your motivations |
| 23:38.20 | Hachiman | You can be cruel but serve a charitable cause |
| 23:38.25 | Hachiman | Lawful good is not lawful nice |
| 23:38.39 | Hachiman | *do not equate |
| 23:38.40 | OluapPlayer | Like I just said |
| 23:38.42 | OluapPlayer | Norrigan is not cruel |
| 23:38.59 | Hachiman | >Hadrianus |
| 23:39.06 | Hachiman | Arcturus - KILL THE BABBY |
| 23:39.14 | ImpyDroid | Wait another one |
| 23:39.17 | ImpyDroid | Alexis |
| 23:39.22 | ImpyDroid | Alexis is tragic |
| 23:39.28 | ImpyDroid | ...I have tragic overdose hue |
| 23:39.52 | OluapPlayer | Tibias - NOT ANYMORE FUCKBOY |
| 23:40.11 | OluapPlayer | brb dinner |
| 23:40.30 | Xho | Khaadun's the kind of character that blurs the line of good and evil |
| 23:40.30 | DrodoEmpire | Hachiman: Well perhaps, but if the enemy, who is indeed pretty goddamn evil, pillages your lands and kills many of your people, is it then justified to pillage their own land and kill many of their people, who probably had nothing to do with the original sacking? |
| 23:40.36 | DrodoEmpire | As an example |
| 23:40.54 | Xho | Dedicated to purging evil but won't hold back if anyone gets in his way |
| 23:41.56 | OluapPlayer | Well nevermind they're gonna order pizza today |
| 23:41.59 | Hachiman | That would be evil because innocents are getting involved when they need not be; meanwhile, capturing and torturing the soldiers of the evil enemy for information and intelligence so that you can use it to protect yourself and your own citizenry could be considered both cruel and good |
| 23:42.06 | DrodoEmpire | http://i.imgur.com/JUShQLa.png |
| 23:42.18 | OluapPlayer | Technobliterator: haw haw gonna have pizza |
| 23:42.22 | Xho | I should probably move Khaadun's alignment to Chaotic Neutral rather than Chaotic Good |
| 23:42.37 | Technobliterator | why would you do this to me |
| 23:42.40 | Technobliterator | now I'm hungry |
| 23:42.41 | Technobliterator | ._. |
| 23:42.44 | OluapPlayer | hee hee |
| 23:42.56 | Xho | He doesn't really have a code other than 'A to B and beat the living shit out of anyone who stops me' |
| 23:43.28 | Hachiman | Suleiman the Magnificent captured members of the Knights Hospitaller, interrogated them, and cut off their noses and ears before sending them back to the enemy side to demoralize them and make them reconsider a surrender |
| 23:43.38 | Hachiman | Which means less people dying |
| 23:44.04 | OluapPlayer | dats cruel |
| 23:44.39 | Xho | Which reminds me, no one has ever quoted Khaadun's page |
| 23:44.39 | Hachiman | He allowed the surviving knights to walk free and allowed their citizenry to not conform to the Ottoman conscription law for the next three years while also giving them the opportunity to leave whenever they wanted in that time period |
| 23:44.46 | Hachiman | And did not defile the Christian churches |
| 23:45.01 | DrodoEmpire | I know lots of Ottoman history yeah |
| 23:45.08 | Xho | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Captain:Khaadun Quote or I'll feed your soul to the almighty Venus Fly Trap of...something |
| 23:45.09 | DrodoEmpire | They weren't the worst to live under, depending on ruler |
| 23:45.24 | DrodoEmpire | Suleiman the Freakin' Fabulous was pretty good |
| 23:45.30 | OluapPlayer | dum -me |
| 23:45.36 | Hachiman | I would say Suleiman is a good example of how cruelty does not necessarily always equate to evil |
| 23:45.54 | Hachiman | But then, I suppose it is subjective whether you consider Suleiman evil or not as he was a conqueror |
| 23:45.57 | DrodoEmpire | Perhaps yeah |
| 23:46.24 | DrodoEmpire | http://i.imgur.com/Tgw9qYB.jpg |
| 23:46.26 | *** join/#sporewiki ImpyDroid (~Anders@95.140.92.95) |
| 23:47.07 | Hachiman | A Suleiman equivalent for the Fantasyverse would be <3 |
| 23:48.09 | DrodoEmpire | http://i.imgur.com/sEJ0vu2.jpg |
| 23:48.20 | Hachiman | Ouch |
| 23:48.42 | OluapPlayer | Xho: eet sand, dere |
| 23:49.24 | Xho | âAh, a fellow knight of Isiris's allies! You are somewhat trustworthy!â http://reactionface.net/reactionface/images/original/310.jpg?new=1 |
| 23:49.52 | OluapPlayer | hur |
| 23:49.54 | Hachiman | >Bidhuggiaq |
| 23:49.59 | Hachiman | big hugs |
| 23:50.18 | OluapPlayer | Norrigan - come cuddle |
| 23:50.30 | Xho | Khaadun - go to mhor does better hugs |
| 23:50.55 | OluapPlayer | Literal bear hug |
| 23:51.03 | Xho | Mhor - 10/10 got the reference |
| 23:51.11 | Hachiman | SWEET ISIRIS, MHOR! THAT'S NOT HONEY! |
| 23:51.11 | OluapPlayer | Use Mhor more often pls |
| 23:51.29 | Xho | I like Mhor as a character but he's hard to use |
| 23:51.46 | OluapPlayer | SWEET ISIRIS, MHOR THAT'S NOT FISH THAT'S A MERKAN oh bother |
| 23:51.50 | Xho | KEK |
| 23:51.51 | Xho | kek |
| 23:51.56 | Hachiman | I find him hard to |
| 23:51.58 | Hachiman | Bare |
| 23:52.07 | OluapPlayer | one more pun and I swear |
| 23:52.15 | Hachiman | E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E |
| 23:52.22 | OluapPlayer | SANS |
| 23:53.06 | Hachiman | Now bear with me here |
| 23:53.16 | Xho | Mhor - seriously |
| 23:53.36 | Xho | Hachi makes pun at Mhor -> Mhor uses Hachi as toilet paper |
| 23:53.42 | Hachiman | olol |
| 23:53.49 | OluapPlayer | Clotho - you can keep him |
| 23:54.22 | Xho | I'd like to use Taihadrae and Esulus more as well |
| 23:54.59 | Xho | Might do a Tales of Champions if I can |
| 23:55.11 | OluapPlayer | tales of chimps |
| 23:55.17 | Hachiman | MONKEY NEWS |
| 23:55.34 | OluapPlayer | Wow I've not watched those in a while |
| 23:55.48 | Hachiman | Stop watching Swede and start watching Brit |
| 23:56.00 | OluapPlayer | But Swede is playing Dorf Fort |
| 23:56.11 | Hachiman | But Brit has a head like a fuckin orange |
| 23:56.31 | OluapPlayer | Dorf Fort > orange head |
