IRC log for #sporewiki on 20160216

00:00.03Technobliteratorfeel the beeeeeeeeeeeern
00:00.54The_RandomnessIt's not that I don't like him, it's more than I'm so sick of the circlejerk that surrounds him
00:01.07TekDroidEven here in Canada most of my family seems to be feeling the Bern. XD
00:03.34suppyIf you really want yo escape the Bern I have an idea
00:03.40suppyFor I must know the halcyon haps
00:05.12HachimanNothing can Trump the Bern
00:05.30suppyA wall could
00:16.35TechnobliteratorB U I L D A W A L L
00:17.01The_RandomnessTuck Frump DansGame
00:18.32Wormy_Mr. Gorbachev, Bern down this wall.
00:46.32Wormy_The_Randomness:  These are apples https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CbR8EZqUUAAzz0p.jpg
00:47.19Wormy_https://twitter.com/TEDTalks/status/699320257685532673
00:49.39The_RandomnessI can sort of see that, still looks like ears lol
00:55.24*** join/#sporewiki Monet_2 (~Monet47@cpc90522-gill20-2-0-cust960.20-1.cable.virginm.net)
01:01.49Wormy_bye
01:05.27*** join/#sporewiki Wormy_ (02184654@gateway/web/freenode/ip.2.24.70.84)
01:05.48Wormy_Monet2:  Found something incredibly spooky https://www.facebook.com/dallin.muti/videos/10153480568612199/
01:12.09Monet_2Might be a bit late for me to look at creepy
01:20.39DrodoEmpire^
01:24.24*** join/#sporewiki OfficerJackal (~OfficerJa@2601:6c0:4202:1ad0:c006:1edf:6dd0:7046)
01:47.22*** join/#sporewiki DrodoEmpire (2f37c603@gateway/web/freenode/ip.47.55.198.3)
03:59.21*** join/#sporewiki Vincent20100 (46506626@gateway/web/freenode/ip.70.80.102.38)
07:08.40*** join/#sporewiki Liquid_Ink (79d0a1bb@gateway/web/freenode/ip.121.208.161.187)
07:26.16*** join/#sporewiki OfficerJackal (~OfficerJa@2601:6c0:4202:1ad0:c006:1edf:6dd0:7046)
07:42.52*** join/#sporewiki ImpyDroid (~yaaic@host-100-157-66-217.spbmts.ru)
07:45.34*** join/#sporewiki Ghelae (05974414@gateway/web/freenode/ip.5.151.68.20)
07:45.34*** mode/#sporewiki [+o Ghelae] by ChanServ
08:03.40*** join/#sporewiki Tek0516 (~TekDroid@24.114.67.49)
08:09.24*** join/#sporewiki ImpyDroid (~yaaic@host-170-156-66-217.spbmts.ru)
08:11.23*** join/#sporewiki AndroImp (~yaaic@217.66.156.0)
08:11.31AndroImpHi
08:15.12GhelaeHello.
08:15.38*** join/#sporewiki ImpyDroid (~yaaic@195.19.236.0)
08:17.53ImpyDroidHi
08:19.32*** join/#sporewiki AndroImp (~yaaic@217.66.156.0)
08:21.10*** join/#sporewiki ImpyDroid (~yaaic@195.19.236.3)
08:33.08*** join/#sporewiki TekDroid (~TekDroid@CPEbc1401540283-CMbc1401540280.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com)
09:19.19*** join/#sporewiki drom (~drom@unaffiliated/drom)
09:47.28*** join/#sporewiki Tek0516 (~TekDroid@CPEbc1401540283-CMbc1401540280.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com)
09:48.16*** join/#sporewiki TekDroid (~TekDroid@24.114.67.124)
10:18.15*** join/#sporewiki AdmiralPanda (65b7e7c9@gateway/web/freenode/ip.101.183.231.201)
10:18.21AdmiralPandahi all
10:21.12*** join/#sporewiki TekDroid (~TekDroid@CPEbc1401540283-CMbc1401540280.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com)
10:24.02GhelaeHello.
10:53.45*** join/#sporewiki ImpyDroid (~yaaic@195.19.236.4)
11:13.21*** join/#sporewiki Jepardi (591b4d42@gateway/web/freenode/ip.89.27.77.66)
11:13.22JepardiHi
11:13.38GhelaeHello.
11:22.46*** join/#sporewiki Hachiman (5aff2968@gateway/web/freenode/ip.90.255.41.104)
11:22.50HachimanHello
11:23.00AdmiralPandahai buniman
11:23.14GhelaeHello.
11:29.57*** join/#sporewiki Wormy_ (02184654@gateway/web/freenode/ip.2.24.70.84)
11:30.06GhelaeHello.
11:30.14Wormy_hi
11:59.05*** join/#sporewiki OluapPlayer (b17fb4dd@gateway/web/freenode/ip.177.127.180.221)
11:59.05*** mode/#sporewiki [+o OluapPlayer] by ChanServ
11:59.52HachimanHi
12:01.39OluapPlayerHi
12:19.22*** join/#sporewiki Tek0516 (~TekDroid@24.114.67.177)
12:21.31*** join/#sporewiki TekDroid (~TekDroid@CPEbc1401540283-CMbc1401540280.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com)
13:45.03Wormy_Ghelaway: Information Panspermia is a new one to me  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conformal_cyclic_cosmology#CCC_and_the_Fermi_paradox
14:42.02GhelSo Wormy asks me to comment on things in two different channels then disappears just as I get back.
14:47.23*** join/#sporewiki Cyrannian (uid97882@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-kaofleuitchhajgt)
14:47.23*** mode/#sporewiki [+o Cyrannian] by ChanServ
14:47.39GhelHello.
14:47.51CyrannianHai
15:13.21*** join/#sporewiki Wormy_ (02184654@gateway/web/freenode/ip.2.24.70.84)
15:13.52Wormy_hi
15:18.27Cyrannianello ello
15:20.19Wormy_must have disconnected
15:22.41GhelWormy_: I'd never heard of information panspermia either. Although as Wikipedia's page on it notes, you still need something to translate the information into genetic material, and I'm not sure what it's supposed to have to do with the Fermi paradox.
15:36.06Wormy_Come to think of it, yeah.  Aliens in a previous aeon doesn't tell us why we aren't picking up signals in our own, unless it takes only the very oldest universes to have galactic civilisations.  Which doesn't seem right
15:37.37*** join/#sporewiki ImpyDroid (~yaaic@95.140.92.152)
15:38.13GhelAnd also makes the aliens-in-a-previous-aeon irrelevant; the solution is just that our universe isn't old enough (which is also blatantly untrue when the oldest terrestrial planets are billions of years older than Earth).
15:38.23Wormy_I guess the information would require a second part to translate code, which also needs spreading into the universe.  Or to rely on the luck of an intelligent civilisation finding a way to develop the context to translate it, then perhaps building say an AI which can resurrect or translate the species
15:39.01ImpyDroidHi
15:39.17GhelHello.
15:39.51GhelAs far as I can tell, yes, it requires an alien species to evolve in the first place and then decode the CMB.
15:41.21GhelThere's nothing wrong with the idea; it's just redundant. That would change if we found intelligent signals in the CMB or alien terraforming probes that use CMB data as an input.
15:51.03*** join/#sporewiki Hachiman (5aff2968@gateway/web/freenode/ip.90.255.41.104)
15:51.04HachimanHello
15:51.07Wormy_hello
15:51.46GhelHello.
15:53.18Wormy_Looking at what we could learn from gravitational waves, I was surprised observations of the very early universe, close to the Big Bang even, weren't usually listed.  I assume it is because those waves are too weak to be measured today?  Looking at at a chart of detectors, it implied we would have to study them indirectly by looking at the CMB.
15:54.00Wormy_https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/2f/The_Gravitational_wave_spectrum_Sources_and_Detectors.jpg/500px-The_Gravitational_wave_spectrum_Sources_and_Detectors.jpg
15:54.07Wormy_I think that answers my question
15:54.50GhelYes, it does.
16:01.04*** join/#sporewiki Hachiman_ (5aff2968@gateway/web/freenode/ip.90.255.41.104)
16:01.06Hachiman_Should be the last time I leave this afternoon
16:05.33HachimanWormy_: What is your opinion on Alestorm?
16:08.44Wormy_I listen to them when I want a laugh.
16:09.19Wormy_Oh wait no, wrong band I'm thinking of.  But I do like Alestorm
16:09.48Wormy_There's a local pirate rock band I see sometimes which are far more drunk
16:09.59Hachimanhur
16:10.33*** join/#sporewiki drom (~drom@unaffiliated/drom)
16:10.47dromhi
16:10.55GhelHello.
16:11.37Wormy_Hachiman:  Seas of Mirth you can participate in rope tugging and wrestle a crab man https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCemtzvls88
16:15.33Wormy_Hachiman:  olol https://youtu.be/HCemtzvls88?t=3m38s
16:16.03HachimanOh God
16:21.16Wormy_Why does lava and molten glass look so yummy?  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjeKw0B8PG8
16:21.33*** join/#sporewiki Tek0516 (~TekDroid@24.114.67.108)
16:22.07dromWormy_: So is molten metals too
16:22.10dromare*
16:26.41Wormy_That video "Hnnng"
16:30.41Vincent20100Hey!
16:31.15Wormy_hi
16:33.33dromWormy_: http://i.imgur.com/xKJOUsm.png
16:33.42HachimanUgh for fuck's sake brb
16:34.01dromWormy_: Honk
16:34.08dromFeeling better today?
16:34.35*** join/#sporewiki Hachiman (5aff2968@gateway/web/freenode/ip.90.255.41.104)
16:34.41HachimanRight, back
16:34.52dromHachiman: http://i.imgur.com/tDuTf9W.png
16:34.58Wormy_yes, hopefully I can do fiction tonight
16:35.10HachimanFucking clowns
16:35.34dromHachiman: That clown was also a ligger
16:38.46dromHachiman: http://i.imgur.com/actSEU7.webm How to pickup girls
16:40.12ImpyDroidWho mentioned Alestorm
16:40.15ImpyDroidKEELHAUL
16:44.45dromHachiman: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/4627ow/tifu_by_mixing_painkillers_and_sending_my_dying/
16:47.27HachimanImpydroid: Yarr
17:40.43dromWormy_: Tell me when you feel ready to action, and I'll arrive faster than you can say it
17:41.38*** join/#sporewiki Imperios (~Imperios@95.140.92.152)
17:41.51Wormy_Won't be for a few hours, got to finish work and then do an 11 km run
17:42.02dromSure
17:42.33Wormy_I think I keep letting him down.
17:42.41*** join/#sporewiki drom (~drom@unaffiliated/drom)
17:43.07dromSilly school networks
17:54.15CyrannianWormy_: Want to play STO?
17:55.10Wormy_Sorry, not tonight.
17:55.24*** join/#sporewiki OfficerJackal (~OfficerJa@2601:6c0:4202:1ad0:4034:e513:51ec:d47e)
17:55.25Cyrannianrite
17:55.42Wormy_You can go an eat drom for it.
17:56.52Cyrannianhttp://memory-beta.wikia.com/wiki/Iconian_War - I didn't know memory Alpha incorporated STO lore
17:56.55Cyrannian*beta
17:57.35Tek0516I think Beta is all licensed Star Trek content.
17:58.03CyrannianThey should really implement footnote referencing
17:58.55Wormy_Yeah Memory Beta is Star Trek's 'Expanded Universe', it used to joke that they were not mean on it like Memory Alpha.  There is also a Memory Delta and Memory Gamma for non-canon stuff.
18:01.46HachimanWormy_: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48OJbbI0DfE From the same Youtuber who made those space remixes
18:02.18Wormy_cool
18:04.03Wormy_We are still before 240 views or whatever it is
18:05.19Wormy_I like "Our Discovery of Fire" but it was invented hundreds of thousands of years before stated in video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygRNEy8mPjk
18:07.39HachimanIt should be more like
18:07.46HachimanEh I dunno
18:08.25HachimanI did not think pre-human hominids made and used fire
18:08.25Wormy_An old documentary about fire and the Bronze age, but just as good https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QsQcjMZfGI
18:09.35Wormy_Regular use started about 100,000 years ago, they think, but evidence of controlled fire seems go back a million years
18:11.58Ghelhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Control_of_fire_by_early_humans
18:12.26GhelI just watched the video and didn't hear any explicit mention of when fire was invented, just the implication that it must have been *before* 100,000 BC.
18:12.52ImperiosHachiman: As in pre-homo sapiens?
18:12.59HachimanYeah
18:12.59ImperiosOr like australopitecs and the like
18:13.08Wormy_I prefer Bronowski's oldschool video
18:13.13ImperiosPre-homo not sure, but pre-homo sapiens, I think that happened
18:13.23ImperiosIt is clear that even early pre-sapiens homos used tools
18:13.58HachimanWell yeah, I know that
18:14.30Wormy_"Fire, the flaming sword, is the knife that cuts below the visible structure into the stone"
18:14.31GhelThere's no evidence for australopithecines using fire, but H. erectus may have done. And even australopithecines, it seems, used stone tools.
18:15.36Wormy_I wonder if the first use of fire was men putting meat into natural fires
18:16.11HachimanImperios: Also, I realized the other day that despite all the "winter is coming" forewarning littered throughout GoT, it has yet to arrive
18:16.18Wormy_after trying meat scavenged from dead animals roasted by a wildfire
18:16.33ImperiosHachiman: I'd hate to live in Westeros with its weather hur
18:16.45ImperiosLike imagine November that lasts for years
18:16.49ImperiosETERNAL RAIN
18:16.50HachimanEch
18:16.53ImperiosEVERYTHING IS SHIT
18:17.04HachimanWell by the time of Game of Thrones, they just came out of a summer which was supposed to have lasted for years
18:17.06ImperiosDIRTY EVERYTHING
18:17.16ImperiosWhich is even worse
18:17.36ImperiosEVERYTHING IS BURNING      EVERYTHING IS HOT
18:18.00ImperiosYears-long May or September though
18:18.02Imperios<3333
18:19.01HachimanAye that would be good
18:20.53ImperiosBut considering that the setting of GoT is sort-of-magic UK
18:21.27ImperiosLogically speaking there should be long periods of endless rain
18:21.33HachimanYeah
18:21.42HachimanWell, Westeros is low fantasy UK
18:21.47HachimanEssos is a cultural hotpot
18:22.26ImperiosI am aware
18:22.32Wormy_Implying the UK is not magical.
18:23.44ImperiosSort of
18:24.12ImperiosLike all I remember is these ugly horse people led by Aquaman and these red ALLAHU AKBAR guys
18:24.17ImperiosOLh wait and slavers
18:24.21ImperiosThat Aquaman's GF saves
18:24.23ImperiosAquaman dies
18:24.25Imperiosright?
18:24.57ImperiosWait actually
18:25.08ImperiosAquaman's gf does not save the slavers hur
18:25.11ImperiosShe saves the slaves
18:25.19ImperiosFrom slavers
18:25.20ImperiosObviously
18:25.26HachimanDerp
18:25.34ImperiosI mean Aquaman's GF is not that much of a bitch hur
18:25.35HachimanAnd Dothraki are hardly ugly
18:25.41ImperiosI dunno Aquaman is kind of ugly
18:26.11HachimanYou just hate beards
18:26.31ImperiosKeep in mind I am not a fan of South Asian, Central Asian and Iranian people appearance-wise
18:26.35ImperiosOnly appearance-wise though
18:26.39HachimanAlthough to be fair the Dothraki are based on Mongols so it makes sense that you do not like the Dothraki
18:26.50ImperiosThey do not look like Mongols though
18:26.56ImperiosThey look like... hm...
18:26.59ImperiosSarmatians
18:27.01ImperiosAlans
18:27.04HachimanThey look Iranian to me
18:27.08ImperiosExactly
18:27.21ImperiosSarmatians and Alans were Iranian-speaking tribes
18:27.35ImperiosAnd I think Iranians look ugly
18:27.37ImperiosEspecially the girls
18:28.31HachimanEh fair enough
18:29.05HachimanNeeds a nation with South Koreans tho
18:30.17ImperiosThat'd be pretty hard to reach though
18:30.32ImperiosActually
18:31.33ImperiosImagine a fantasy novel, or a TV series, set in magic!Russia as opposed to magic!UK
18:31.45ImperiosThat would allow for a lot more diversity
18:31.50HachimanAye
18:32.10HachimanMain protagonist is an equivalent to pre-immortal Koschei
18:32.15ImperiosThat allows for Middle Eastern, German, Scandinavian, Greek, Roman, Mongol, Chinese, etc Indians
18:32.15ImperiosWait
18:32.19Imperiospre-immortal Koschei
18:32.22ImperiosWhat u talking about
18:32.32ImperiosHow can Koschei NOT be immortal hur
18:32.38HachimanWell I assume Koschei was not ALWAYS immortal
18:32.46HachimanLike, story of how he becomes immortal
18:33.06ImperiosActually it is interesting
18:33.57ImperiosConsidering he is basically the first lich in fiction
18:34.25HachimanHis phylactery is kinda dumb though
18:34.47Hachiman"Koschei cannot be killed by conventional means targeting his body. His soul (or death) is hidden separate from his body inside a needle, which is in an egg, which is in a duck, which is in a hare, which is in an iron chest (sometimes the chest is crystal and/or gold), which is buried under a green oak tree, which is on the island of Buyan in the ocean."
18:35.02Imperiosdumb
18:35.08ImperiosYou mean practically impossible to find right
18:35.14HachimanWell yeah but still
18:35.20HachimanThat is just *too* impossible
18:35.38ImperiosThat's why you have to be bros with animals to find it
18:35.40ImperiosNature magics
18:35.44HachimanI mean how the fuck do you get a needle inside of an egg which is inside of a duck which is inside of a hare
18:36.16ImperiosMAGIC
18:36.35Wormy_the real question is why a duck is inside a hare
18:36.45ImperiosThe hare was hungry
18:37.04HachimanThe real question is how are the animals not dead after all that time; do they also have magic needles inside of other animals
18:37.14ImperiosAnimals are also liches!
18:37.17ImperiosDUN DUN DUNNNNNN
18:37.35ImperiosAlso, I am not sure you can make sense out of a fairy tale
18:37.46ImperiosI am sure British fairy tales are as weird
18:38.13ImperiosAnd it is still more convenient than making phylacteries out of important ancient artifacts in the boarding school you studied in
18:38.36ImperiosI mean what kind of lich is dumb enough to do THAT
18:38.46ImperiosThat's right, the one from your country
18:38.55HachimanI believe that the purpose behind that was because you need a deep and personal connection to specific artifacts in order to turn them into horcruxes
18:39.07HachimanOr at least, that was how I remember it
18:39.23ImperiosBut he was not actually connected to artifacts of OTHER houses
18:40.26ImperiosAnd I think the idea was not to have an emotional connection to the object, but to have a strong negative emotional experience when making it
18:40.31ImperiosSuch as murder
18:40.49HachimanHm
18:41.20HachimanAh yeah
18:41.23HachimanMurder was required
18:41.41ImperiosI actually wonder if other similar experiences could be possible
18:41.48ImperiosLike imagine making a horcrux when you rape someone
18:42.18HachimanBut that is not necromancy hur
18:42.23HachimanThat is more voodoo
18:42.41ImperiosThe idea was "you do something shit, you are so repulsed your soul splits"
18:44.18HachimanThe only bad thing about reimagining Koschei for the modern day would be that if he was reimagined by Westerners, he would probably look like Dracula
18:44.29HachimanHandsome, charming, etc
18:44.45HachimanWhen in the myths, Koschei is described as something akin to an actual lich
18:44.56ImperiosHe is... hm
18:44.59ImperiosLet me show you
18:45.05ImperiosHachiman: http://cs.pikabu.ru/images/big_size_comm/2013-12_6/13880337674393.jpg
18:45.33HachimanAn old, skeletal man
18:45.47Imperioshttp://vsdn.ru/images/data/mus/6913_big_1336996962.jpg Or that
18:45.52ImperiosThat's a classic
18:45.54ImperiosVasnetsov
18:46.03Imperioshttp://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/anime-characters-fight/images/2/29/%D0%9A%D0%BE%D1%89%D0%B5%D0%B9_%D0%91%D0%B5%D1%81%D1%81%D0%BC%D0%B5%D1%80%D1%82%D0%BD%D1%8B%D0%B9.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20131213195216&path-prefix=ru That's from a Soviet movie
18:46.58Imperioshttp://img-fotki.yandex.ru/get/6204/124328992.10/0_92efb_f646f04f_XL.jpg And that's a more modern thing
18:47.21ImperiosTBH, Koschei is not a very good character to be reimagined
18:47.32ImperiosCharismatic as he is, he is still a fairy tale character
18:47.47ImperiosHe could be a good Disney villain
18:48.13HachimanHm that is fair enough
18:48.19HachimanWhat Russian character would you reimagine?
18:48.23Hachimaninb4 Stalin
18:48.28Hachimaninb4 Rasputin
18:52.44ImperiosMost of the Bogatyrs
18:52.56ImperiosBoth the good ones and the evil ones
18:53.12ImperiosAlso Stalin is not Russian grrrr
18:53.43ImperiosThere was that one antagonistic Bogatyr with a hilariously offensive name
18:53.56ImperiosZhidovin
18:54.13ImperiosBack in the day "Zhid" was not an offensive word but today, his name literally means "son of a kike"
18:54.44Hachimanolol
18:54.50HachimanAlso
18:54.52HachimanBogatyr?
18:55.22HachimanLike, Russian answer to the Knights of the Round Table?
18:55.22ImperiosSome sort of knight errant heroic character
18:55.32ImperiosHachiman: Yeah, except they are not an organised force
18:55.49ImperiosIT's more of a generic term for "OP hero"
18:55.53HachimanAh
18:56.04HachimanAnd there were evil ones?
18:56.23ImperiosLike the son of the kike one yes
18:56.36ImperiosThe term "bogatyr" itself was originally Mongolian
18:57.13ImperiosThough it also has a meaning in Russian - "one who is rich [in strength]" literally
18:59.12ImperiosHachiman: https://youtu.be/Dv69btf4e2Y?t=789 That's Evpatiy Kolovrat for example
19:00.19HachimanThat animation quality
19:01.09ImperiosAs in "horrifying"?
19:01.26HachimanYeah hur
19:01.35ImperiosI dunno it is actually kind of good
19:01.49ImperiosAlso
19:01.54ImperiosSoviet animation
19:02.01HachimanSoviet animation is no excuse
19:02.53HachimanNu, pogodi! was pretty well-animated after all
19:04.37ImperiosIt was also much more simplistic
19:04.41ImperiosThis one has realistic characters
19:05.01HachimanTrue
19:05.35HachimanAlso I like how the Soviets used a furry gopnik to appeal to children
19:06.09ImperiosHe was supposed to be a negative role model
19:06.38ImperiosSoviet animation was often quite sureal
19:08.05ImperiosHachiman: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCvQaQ7xRN4 The Stork Caliph
19:08.14ImperiosI remember seeing that cartoon as a child
19:08.19ImperiosCreepy as shit
19:08.24ImperiosAlso furries
19:09.25HachimanI am confused as to whether the Caliph is a guy or a woman
19:10.09ImperiosConsidering there were historically no female Caliphs, a guy
19:10.35ImperiosAlso considering the source of the tales, probably Harun ar-Rashid
19:10.39ImperiosAs in the guy in Civ V
19:11.30HachimanHuh
19:11.35HachimanWell that cartoon is weird as fuck
19:11.46HachimanIt is like the Soviets has no idea that children would find this shit scary#
19:14.42Hachiman"How do you get an emo out of a tree? Cut the rope."
19:15.47HachimanImperios drom: "What did Bill Clinton say to Hilary after sex? "I will be home in 20 minutes.""
19:16.46Imperioshur
19:17.45ImperiosAlso the second part has furry transformation
19:17.48Imperioshttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1IQTKbnnds
19:18.14*** join/#sporewiki Xho (5ec04e1d@gateway/web/freenode/ip.94.192.78.29)
19:18.58HachimanHi Xho
19:19.07XhoPUG NUT
19:19.13ImperiosHi
19:19.13Hachimanolol
19:19.32HachimanXho: "What did Bill Clinton say to Hilary after sex? "I will be home in 20 minutes.""
19:19.48Xhozing
19:19.54Hachiman"What's had more meat in it than a bucket of chicken? A Kardashian."
19:20.06Hachiman"What can bring your inner kid out? A coat hanger."
19:20.21XhoThat third one
19:20.38Hachiman"How do you get an emo out of a tree? Cut the rope."
19:20.39XhoMore savage than Lily
19:20.58Hachiman"What's black and sits at the top of a staircase? Stephen Hawking after a house fire."
19:21.30Hachiman"What do you call a skinny feminist? A Photoshop expert."
19:21.54Hachiman"How does Stephen Hawking refresh after a long day? F5."
19:22.55ImperiosHachiman: Skinny feminist -> satisfied feminist -> I DON'T CARE
19:23.03Imperios-> not a feminist
19:27.40Hachiman"What is the most convincing way to make her swallow? An uppercut."
19:28.02XhoThat works I guess
19:29.03HachimanI'm about to tell you the first rule of Suspense Club
19:34.44ImperiosBOOOOOOOOOOOOO9
19:41.16ImperiosHachiman Xho: http://i.imgur.com/0pE19L8.png In case you wonder why I write like I write, that's my usual homework
19:41.46ImperiosFor context, I need to translate these words as they are used in the novel
19:50.14dromHachiman: Playing as Warden, we don't realise it is malf AI until the vending machines start attacking
19:50.22Hachimanolol
19:50.34drom"SecTech creaks, "You don't want to buy anything? Yeah, well I didn't want to buy your mom either.""
20:26.02XhoImpyDroid: https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xal1/v/t1.0-9/1914499_10156539467530483_5402659703493468369_n.jpg?oh=87a0f5963d0690eeaeea1ac1289dcf66&oe=5765052E
20:31.26*** join/#sporewiki DrodoEmpire (2f37c603@gateway/web/freenode/ip.47.55.198.3)
20:31.42DrodoEmpireHi everyone
20:32.40GhelHello.
20:56.00*** join/#sporewiki TekDroid (~TekDroid@CPEbc1401540283-CMbc1401540280.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com)
21:01.33dromhttp://i.imgur.com/bAfJfs8.png
21:03.59DrodoEmpirehur
21:14.21*** join/#sporewiki ZF101 (4933de11@gateway/web/freenode/ip.73.51.222.17)
21:15.31ZF101Hello all.
21:15.39GhelHello.
21:21.17DrodoEmpireHI
21:21.26DrodoEmpire*Hi
21:21.28DrodoEmpire>.<
21:34.25DrodoEmpireHi
21:35.33*** join/#sporewiki The_Randomness (~chatzilla@2601:441:0:6:4c8:3961:92e7:eb44)
21:35.33*** mode/#sporewiki [+o The_Randomness] by ChanServ
21:35.41DrodoEmpireHello
21:35.45The_RandomnessHello
21:35.58Wormy_hi
21:36.12Wormy_I saw something spoopy in the woods
21:36.38The_RandomnessHow spoopy was it?
21:37.18Wormy_Not very spoopy
21:37.48*** join/#sporewiki Tek0516 (~TekDroid@24.114.67.176)
21:38.04*** join/#sporewiki Tek0516 (~TekDroid@CPEbc1401540283-CMbc1401540280.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com)
21:38.12Wormy_A tall thing in the distance with two red lights.  I  my head I pretended it was Mothman sao I would run faster and keep up with the others
21:38.45Wormy_Hachiman:  http://imgur.com/gallery/bt6dBeu
21:38.56Wormy_SporeWiki understanding of the ocean
21:39.10Hachimanhur
21:49.19Wormy_They exist http://imgur.com/gallery/IDkfrmi
21:50.09The_RandomnessInteresting
21:54.27dromWormy_: Fiction grrr
21:59.17Wormy_http://imgur.com/gallery/xUnIOSa
21:59.29Wormy_will get onto it
22:11.32HachimanNgh where is Monet
22:14.13DrodoEmpireYeah what's the plan for fiction today
22:14.23DrodoEmpireI'd love to get some stuff done
22:18.41Tek0516I should do something too, maybe the Roreinian Civil War
22:26.28dromWormy_ and me are going to work on the SSA's prologue together, for one section or more. Depending on how the story develops
22:26.42dromHachiman: Be playing Warden again, be a mothman this time.
22:27.00drom> HoS comes in and commits suicide by melting his face off with a blaster.
22:27.41Wormy_fictionGoing to get the arrival Tigris plus a paragraph or two on picking up wreckage survivors first.
22:27.42drom> I, as the Warden, have to work overtime as I take all of this equipment but keep his ID in my bad.
22:27.58drombag*
22:28.48drom> It is gangs - revolution, except in independent groups with a mutual objective: take control of the station.
22:30.27drom> Officers come in with many captured that turn out to be gangsters (gang members), I as the Warden+HoS, order them to gas them all with plasma and then burn them up. As the atmospherics is taken over by a gang and releases flaming plasma station-wide, I let everyone in the permabrig become grilled in the fire.
22:31.02dromSo I somehow was literaly an analogy to Hitler, because the stress consumed me and forced me to make short desicions.
22:31.28HachimanHoly fuck
22:31.59HachimanBurn the traitors
22:32.22Tek0516O.o
22:35.10dromIn the end, the security was killed by one and one until two were left alive. One of them was unfortunately converted to a gang member and I was the last remaining member of the Security. So I found the HoP was still loyal. I stuck with him and he gave me all-access. We later died in the Medbay as we tried to assault a large gang there. We were swiss-cheesed by mini-UZIs
22:36.12Wormy_fictionhttp://imgur.com/gallery/aQTFxBV
22:36.31dromWormy_fiction: Shaddap distraction grrr
22:39.44*** join/#sporewiki Monet (~Monet47@cpc90522-gill20-2-0-cust960.20-1.cable.virginm.net)
22:40.34HachimanAt last
22:40.36HachimanHi Monet
22:42.30DrodoEmpireHi
22:42.33Monethi
22:42.40MonetSomething up?
22:42.52HachimanI wanted to speak to you
22:44.05MonetOkay
22:49.33DrodoEmpirehttp://i.imgur.com/k1Bxxcm.gifv - Drodo cops
22:53.07Hachimanhur
22:54.44dromhttp://i.imgur.com/FN3RNEm.jpg
22:55.27dromHachiman DrodoEmpire: Playing as Security in SS13
23:12.01DrodoEmpiretest
23:12.11dromyou failed
23:12.35dromTherefore you've been discharged from school, DrodoEmpire.
23:12.41DrodoEmpire>:
23:15.44dromThe_Randomness Technobliterator: The Nyx has been renamed again, leaving another useless redirect. http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Nyx?redirect=no
23:16.07Technobliteratordeleted
23:16.37The_RandomnessI'm too busy being salty about having seen an anti-murican circlejerk take hold of another channel I was on to care right now
23:19.43dromTechnobliterator: I'm going to address him about renaming articles with redirects enabled.
23:26.44*** join/#sporewiki AdmiralPanda (65b7e7c9@gateway/web/freenode/ip.101.183.231.201)
23:26.56AdmiralPandahi all
23:27.05Monethi
23:27.16The_RandomnessHello
23:29.37HachimanHi Panda
23:33.38dromWormy_fiction: Is it possible we can do the collab tomorrow?
23:34.16Wormy_fictionyeah that's fine, I'm am still writing the section
23:37.35Wormy_fictiondrom:  Before you go, I realise we have a problem
23:37.51dromOy yey
23:38.50Wormy_fictionHow is it that the SSA discover the NS wreckage?  Pure luck, I'm doubtful, its lucky enough they found each other in the same time interval.  Perhaps the Congregation ship's weapon was hyperspatial and detected like a beacon?
23:39.17*** join/#sporewiki ose2 (~ose@2a03:b0c0:2:d0::2af:8001)
23:41.36dromWormy_fiction: Pretty sure we were settled for the latter. Unless Xho disagrees
23:47.38Xhohttp://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/borderlands/images/f/f5/OP8_Tumtum_Godfinger.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20140321222231 What the actual
23:48.00dromWormy_fiction: At least in one way it represents as a form of energy abnormal against any interval they scan on.
23:48.02Xho479,562 damage
23:48.28MonetXho: Why else would it be called godfinger?
23:48.33XhoTrue
23:48.41dromXho: Pft my SMGs deal lot more than that!
23:49.22dromBut since I don't have Borderlands one or two installed. I've no proof to make my bragging rights vaild
23:49.37XhoI'm Level 18 and I have a sniper rifle that does an instant kill with 241 damage
23:49.56XhoBorderlands is ridiculous and it thrives on ridiculous
23:49.57dromWhich Borderlands tho?
23:50.00Xho2
23:50.03dromAh
23:50.37dromI cannot recall. But I think I'm on the maximium possible level
23:50.52XhoThere's a Rocket Launcher that does 890,761 damage
23:51.13AdmiralPandaat max level all of borderlands 2's weapons are nuts, what's scary is that one shield that amplifies your damage while it's full
23:51.27AdmiralPandaput that on with a shotgun and you can one-shot literally anything
23:51.38dromI've various SMGs I love using
23:51.59dromOne of them, you throw them instead when reloading
23:52.09XhoSporeWiki Ultimate Xhodocto Hunter Mode
23:52.28dromWhen thrown, it spins around and shoots more before exploding into acid
23:52.46dromez for crowd control
23:52.53MonetIsn't there a company that specialises in guns designed to be weaponised instead or reloaded?
23:53.07dromExcept its damage output is so high, that I rarely get a kill in that way.
23:53.53dromI think it was one of those "modern" companies
23:54.33dromOne of the companies that design very futurstic weapons that is
23:56.42dromAnyway. Playing as a mechromancer, I love having all those stacked Interspersed Outbrusts
23:57.04Xhohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7z2zExfzZCE So this is an abandoned shopping mall in Southampton
23:57.50XhoReminds me of Left 4 Dead
23:57.51XhoOr Fallout
23:58.35dromI must go now
23:58.40HachimanThey should convert it into one of those zombie mall things
23:58.51XhoThey should
23:58.59XhoBut it would still be shit for that
23:59.04XhoIt's not big enough
23:59.12dromand fEck off my private outhouse!
23:59.27XhoWe have three shopping malls in Southampton
23:59.37XhoOne of which is abandoned and another which is underused
23:59.55XhoThe third one is pretty much where 50% of all the shops in Southampton are so

Generated by irclog2html.pl Modified by Tim Riker to work with infobot.