IRC log for #sporewiki on 20160111

00:01.47Primius~celebrate 5 minutes of silence
00:01.59Primius~xho
00:02.00infoboti heard xho is FIL-GUH
00:02.32XhoMystery of life: "What the hell does FIL-GUH mean"
00:04.17*** join/#sporewiki DrodoEmpire_ (2f37c603@gateway/web/freenode/ip.47.55.198.3)
00:04.25DrodoEmpire_Back
00:09.30DrodoEmpire_Would anybody want to do an RP? :p
00:10.14The_Randomnessbusy atm
00:11.37Primiusme DrodoEmpire_
00:12.01DrodoEmpire_Okay. Very well. Anybody else?
00:14.01ImpyDroid~Imperios
00:14.06DrodoEmpire_If anybody's interested, join #Spore
00:14.25ImpyDroid~test
00:14.25infobotrumour has it, test is not funny
00:14.31ImpyDroid~OluapPlayer
00:14.31infobotOluapPlayer is Katy Perry in disguise.
00:14.59ImpyDroid~Cyrannian
00:14.59infobot"There is nothing more deceptive than an obvious fact."
00:15.06ImpyDroid~Hachiman
00:15.06infobotAww, what a cute little rabbit! *kisses and hugs Hachiman*
00:15.12ImpyDroid~Monet
00:15.13infoboti heard monet is an intelligent dragon who loves to drink tea
00:15.21Liquid_Ink~Liquid_Ink
00:15.31Liquid_InkBitch.
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00:16.28Tek0516~Tek0516
00:16.28infobotsomebody said tek0516 was Tek having phone troubles
00:16.44Tek0516~TekDroid
00:16.45infobothmm... tekdroid is now not-so-magnificent.
00:16.48ImpyDroid~Imperios is 령도자가 갖추어야 할 풍모를 완벽하게 지닌 친애하는 지도자
00:16.48infobotImpyDroid: i'm not going to learn illegal characters
00:16.50MonetWhat's this about #spore ?
00:17.04ImpyDroidFucking racist infobot
00:17.17Wormy_awayYou are illegal ImpyDroid
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00:17.32Primiusey
00:17.37DrodoEmpire_Hi
00:17.39Wormy_awayImpyDroid: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmQFcVR6vEs
00:17.47PrimiusDrodoEmpire_: has anyone else joined our rp thing?
00:17.48Hachimanolol
00:17.53DrodoEmpire_Like I said before if anybody's interested join #SPore
00:17.58DrodoEmpire_* #spore
00:19.37DrodoEmpire_Primius?
00:20.12Primiusim in spore
00:20.27ImpyDroid~Imperios is the Dear Leader, who is a perfect incarnation of the appearance that a leader should have
00:20.27infobotokay, ImpyDroid
00:20.45Primius~FIL-GUH
00:20.50ImpyDroidOne of Kim Jong-un's titles
00:21.10Primius~primius is the awesomest user on the wiki.
00:21.10infobotokay, Primius
00:23.47Primius~primius is primius
00:23.47infobot...but primius is already something else...
00:23.53Primius!idc
00:23.58Primius~idc
00:23.58infobotyou should really forgive pcj, DuTempete :(
00:27.43HachimanStop being a dumbass please
00:29.19Primiushachimean again :(
00:29.37DrodoEmpire_Don't spam infobot
00:29.40The_Randomness^
00:29.41DrodoEmpire_Just for a future.
00:29.45DrodoEmpire_*for the future
00:29.45Primiusik
00:29.57Primiusok*
00:32.10Wormy_awayBye.  Don't do anything I wouldn't do.
00:32.49Wormywouldntdothdang
00:33.24HachimanI said stop being an ass
00:39.57Primius#hachimean
00:40.08Technobliteratoroh god
00:40.21Primiusis refraining from full anger
00:40.25TechnobliteratorThunderlord is in that thread
00:41.33DrodoEmpire_What thread?
00:41.48HachimanIf you get angry at me just because I am telling you to stop being a retard that just proves you are not mature enough to be here
00:42.19DrodoEmpire_Yeah you're trying to goad Hachi into anger Primius
00:42.27DrodoEmpire_That's not making you look any better
00:42.37Primiusno i'm not
00:43.07Primiusit's because you're calling me a retard/ass/dumbass
00:43.11HachimanThen stop acting like a fuckwit
00:43.16DrodoEmpire_Really? What do you think calling him "Hachimean" and awaiting a response is?
00:43.21DrodoEmpire_So two wrongs make a right to you?
00:43.26Primiushey hey
00:43.34Primiushe his Hachiman
00:43.44Primiusmoments where he is mean are hachimean moments
00:43.48DrodoEmpire_Stop acting like you're the victim here. You're goading him on
00:44.03DrodoEmpire_And moments where you're goading him and acting like an imbecile aren't any better
00:44.10DrodoEmpire_Smarten up.
00:44.12HachimanMoments when I am mean are also moments where you show just how much your mother should have taken the afterbirth home rather than you
00:44.12Primiusthat's five insults now
00:44.16Primiusmaybe even 6
00:44.22Primiusand 7
00:44.34DrodoEmpire_Grow a thicker skin and stop using it as a justification to lash back out at him
00:46.14HachimanWhenever you come here Primius and start acting like a fucktard, I feel like using you as an example as to why more people should support the abortion movement
00:46.19HachimanThat is how fucking annoying you are
00:46.35Primius10
00:46.35DrodoEmpire_That's a smidge severe
00:46.40Primius11
00:46.46Primiusno wait 10
00:46.48DrodoEmpire_You're still not a victim
00:46.48Primiussorry
00:46.51Primiuswell
00:46.55Primiusi feel like one
00:46.58DrodoEmpire_Both of you stop
00:47.01Primius^
00:47.14Primiusif he stopped i would be happy
00:47.39DrodoEmpire_He is stopping. You're still bitching about it
00:47.52DrodoEmpire_Shut up and talk about something important
00:47.59DrodoEmpire_Or interesting anyway
00:51.17TechnobliteratorNice one, DrodoEmpire_, you just did my job for me 0.0
00:51.58Primius~mod DrodoEmpire_
00:52.03DrodoEmpire_I'm a moderator I guess. Had to do something
00:52.04DrodoEmpire_:p
00:52.16Primius~give DrodoEmpire_ consolation cookie
00:52.16infobotACTION gives consolation cookie to DrodoEmpire_
00:52.21DrodoEmpire_Thanks.
00:55.22The_Randomnessjeez hachi
00:55.30The_Randomnessit's not like he shat in your tea or something
00:56.41TechnobliteratorI am legit convinced I will hate 2016 and its money stealing
00:56.46Technobliteratorso many good games ocming out
00:57.15DrodoEmpire_I'm really excited for the new Mount & Blade game
00:57.21Primiusya @The_Randomness
00:57.34Primiusbtw
00:57.39Primiusgib cookie
00:57.47DrodoEmpire_Let's not bring up that subject again, Primius. Hachi. Randomness.
00:57.48The_Randomnessno
00:57.51The_Randomnessgib clay
00:58.01Primiusno, yuo The_Randomness
00:58.10Primiusyou gib clay
00:58.17The_Randomnessno
00:58.21The_Randomnessmuh rightful clay
00:58.23The_Randomnessgib
00:58.28Primius~blame The_Randomness
00:58.28infobotACTION blames The_Randomness (and Canada) for all the evil in the world
00:58.30TechnobliteratorThe_Randomness, have you heard of Project Setsuna?
00:58.34The_Randomnessnope
00:58.36The_RandomnessWhat's that?
00:58.49Primius~blame The_Randomness for not gibbing clay
00:58.49infobotACTION blames Tybusen and perhaps The_Randomness for not gibbing clay and the end of the Internet as we know it
00:58.57TechnobliteratorIt's a Square Enix game developed by their newly formed RPG team that's inspired by Chrono Trigger
00:59.02The_Randomness:o
00:59.12TechnobliteratorBasically, imagine Bravely Default, but for PS4 and PSVita - and presumably other stuff
00:59.16The_RandomnessSounds interesting
00:59.19TechnobliteratorIndeed
00:59.29The_RandomnessBut Bravely Default is grindy as hell :<
00:59.45The_Randomness...right?
00:59.48TechnobliteratorI turned the random encounter rate on to +100% to get through it
00:59.59TechnobliteratorI'm still struggling with lots of the bosses
01:00.00Technobliteratorlmao
01:00.44atPrimiushuhur hey adminz
01:01.40HachimanMy point is proven
01:03.08atPrimiusi'm just joking
01:03.13atPrimiusholy shirt
01:03.49TechnobliteratorActually, Hachi's point is proven. Please either get better at joking, or stop, because it's disruptive when you make honestly stupid comments like that.
01:03.54The_RandomnessI don't want to cause a scene here, but you're being disruptive to the channel, Primius
01:04.06TechnobliteratorNINJA'D
01:04.08The_RandomnessIf you don't knock it off I'll have to give you the boot
01:04.27The_RandomnessAnd if it continues, I'll take the banhammer out of the shed
01:04.30HachimanFuck off kid
01:04.51DrodoEmpire_Doesn't mean you should do what you're doing Hachi
01:04.56The_RandomnessExactly
01:04.58TechnobliteratorIt doesn't warrant a "fuck off kid"
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01:05.06Technobliteratorhi charles
01:05.12DrodoEmpire_Keep away from eachother. Don't talk to eachother for a while
01:05.22DrodoEmpire_Hey Charlie
01:05.24TechnobliteratorOr just place him on ignore
01:05.28Technobliteratoruse /ignore atPrimius
01:05.36HachimanOr he could just get kicked and banned because he has been nothing but disruptive every time he comes here
01:05.37TechnobliteratorI'm not sure if it works on the web client, though
01:05.50DrodoEmpire_That's quite enough Hachi
01:05.51DrodoEmpire_ignore him
01:06.20TechnobliteratorWe've given him his warning. He'll get kicked and banned if he does it again - like he was last time.
01:07.43The_RandomnessAs for you, Hachi, just because someone's being an imbecile in chat, that doesn't mean you need to match the person's efforts in order to assert your dominance over the chat.
01:07.56DrodoEmpire_^
01:08.00The_RandomnessNothing that Primius did, no matter how stupid it may have been, warranted anything you said.
01:09.15HachimanSo even after I told him to stop in a civilized manner and he rebukes me for it
01:09.37MonetDoesn't mean you should stop being civilised.
01:09.43DrodoEmpire_Eeyep.
01:09.51DrodoEmpire_Shouldn't stoop to his level
01:10.14DrodoEmpire_I understand its difficult but seriously its the best thing to do
01:10.22TechnobliteratorI would argue there are more elegant ways to word a statement for someone to stop than "Stop being a dumbass please" :P
01:10.44HachimanI figured it was as blunt and clear and easy to understand as possible
01:10.59TechnobliteratorIf he didn't get the message, it's on him
01:11.17Vincent20100blunt and clear =/= civilised
01:11.42The_RandomnessJust because someone is annoying you, that does not mean you need to spew shit at them
01:11.52The_RandomnessLike some of the awful things you said earlier
01:12.26TechnobliteratorY'know, I think two people telling Hachi this is enough? Like, we don't need the entire channel joining in on some lecture : |
01:12.52HachimanPrimius acts like a retard and *I* am the one getting ganged up on
01:13.03DrodoEmpire_Well yeah no need for everyone to gang up on Hachi
01:14.10Vincent20100I'm sorry Tech, but I too have been suffering Hachi and wanted to have a go at it too
01:14.18PrimiusYou aren't being ganged u on
01:14.30HachimanShut up Primius you have nothing to contribute
01:14.39PrimiusIt's you acting mean
01:14.41HachimanYou never have anything to contribute
01:14.45Technobliteratorsighs
01:14.46Primiuslike what you said
01:14.49*** kick/#sporewiki [Primius!Technoblit@gateway/shell/firrre/x-kmfaaucirikqtibg] by Technobliterator (Primius)
01:14.52*** kick/#sporewiki [Hachiman!Technoblit@gateway/shell/firrre/x-kmfaaucirikqtibg] by Technobliterator (Hachiman)
01:14.54Technobliteratorbye
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01:14.57The_Randomnessgg
01:15.02Primiuswhoa whoa
01:15.06Primiusno need for that
01:15.10TechnobliteratorThere was
01:15.10DrodoEmpire_Every need for that
01:15.15MonetSay nothing Primius
01:15.23Primiusif someone was bullying you, you stated the truth
01:15.25TechnobliteratorWe made our warnings to you very clear
01:15.31Primiusand then you get kicked
01:15.35Primiusthats what happened
01:15.38DrodoEmpire_You started arguing again. Just both of you need to stop talking
01:15.39MonetThe kick was nothing personal. But a good sign here to calm down and breathe
01:15.51DrodoEmpire_^
01:16.02DrodoEmpire_Needed to break the two of you up
01:16.11PrimiusPeronally thouh
01:16.14TechnobliteratorYou can't have seriously thought that having a go at him was going to go well, right? ._.
01:16.25Primiusi feel like Hachi was bullying me
01:16.28Primiustargeting me
01:16.33TechnobliteratorYes, so did the entire channel
01:16.43Primiusthn
01:16.47TechnobliteratorAnd the entire channel told him off for it, just like the entire channel told you off for stupid mistakes
01:16.48DrodoEmpire_You were both at eachothers' throats.
01:16.55TechnobliteratorYou could've just left it at that, you know?
01:17.00Primiusugh
01:17.01Primiusnvm
01:17.10DrodoEmpire_So you refuse to admit you did something wrong?
01:17.13Primiusnot a ragequit now
01:17.25DrodoEmpire_shrugs
01:17.26The_Randomnessright, back to playing vidya games
01:17.30Technobliteratorwhy is /ban not working
01:17.35*** mode/#sporewiki [+b Primius!*@*] by Technobliterator
01:17.37Technobliteratorthere we go
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01:18.24HachimanWow
01:18.36HachimanI think that was uncalled for
01:18.41TechnobliteratorHe's banned
01:18.42TechnobliteratorYou're safe
01:18.55DrodoEmpire_We needed to break you two up.
01:18.57DrodoEmpire_:p
01:18.58HachimanI want to see it
01:19.08MonetMy advice is best not to.
01:19.15Technobliterator(You gave +b to Primius!*@*)
01:19.25MonetItl'll only aggrevate you more. I've been there.
01:19.34TechnobliteratorI banned him basically because he's learnt nothing, if he bypasses it, I'll ban that too
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01:19.45Technobliteratordumbo
01:19.55OluapPlayerYou and I must talk
01:21.36Vincent20100I wonder...
01:21.50DrodoEmpire_Hmm?
01:22.12Vincent20100I I change my nick for @20100vincent, would I be a mod too?
01:22.15Vincent20100*If
01:22.17DrodoEmpire_No no!
01:22.18DrodoEmpire_XD
01:22.23DrodoEmpire_Takes more than that to be mod
01:22.30Vincent20100Doesn't let me do it :(
01:22.33DrodoEmpire_Exactly
01:22.47DrodoEmpire_If it were that easy everybody would be a mod and that wouldn't end very well, would it? XD
01:23.19Vinny_the_ModDoes that work then?
01:23.24DrodoEmpire_No
01:23.33Vinny_the_Mod:(
01:28.12Vincent20100OK, I give up...
01:28.55MonetBeing a mod is about more than a title
01:29.16DrodoEmpire_Except for me its just a title
01:29.20DrodoEmpire_I don't do nuffin
01:29.20DrodoEmpire_>:
01:29.31TechnobliteratorI dunno, Drodo, you were pretty good there :o
01:29.37DrodoEmpire_:>
01:29.49DrodoEmpire_Okay, thanks
01:30.15Vincent20100Monet: But titles are good! That's what I learned form Ck2!
01:30.31DrodoEmpire_^
01:30.59Vincent20100Even honorary ones
01:32.32MonetYeah it's why Idi Amin called himself His Excellency President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Idi Amin, VC, DSO, MC, CBE, Lord of all the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Sea, and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular.
01:32.50DrodoEmpire_"Fishes"
01:33.25OluapPlayerTechnobliterator Hachiman: https://i.imgur.com/dkvCpGz.jpg THIS GUN IS THE BEST GUN EVER
01:33.47MonetAnd yes all that is Idi AMin's full title.
01:33.48Technobliteratorlmao
01:33.52Technobliteratorhahaha
01:34.04Hachimanhur
01:34.39DrodoEmpire_Monet: yeah African warlords have a reputation for being a wee crazy. :p
01:35.07MonetI think Idi Amin was more than a "wee" crazy.
01:35.27MonetOluapPLayer: WHen I first saw Snake's tatoo I thought it said "Buss"
01:35.44DrodoEmpire_Well do *you* think a crazy person could conquer a *British Empire*?
01:35.46OluapPlayerTHE BUSS'S DREAM WILL COME TRUE
01:35.50DrodoEmpire_*the british empire
01:36.30HachimanIt's just that end bit I love
01:36.50Hachiman>Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular
01:37.35MonetVery sneakily admitting that the best he managed was Uganda.
01:37.43DrodoEmpire_^
01:39.28DrodoEmpire_test
01:39.54MonetActualyl what might also be funny is he's a doctor of *Law*.
01:40.53MonetAKA he has a dotorate they you don't get ot call yourself a doctor with.
02:01.17DrodoEmpire_Really?
02:02.05MonetWell if you've got a doctorate in law you're going to be something like a judge, a barrister or a lawyer.
02:02.22MonetIt's a doctrate, and that can come with calling yourself doctor, but generally isn't.
02:04.46DrodoEmpire_Right right
02:05.47MonetFro mwhat I can tell, msot wh ocal lthmeselves doctors are either of the sciences or medicine.
02:07.35DrodoEmpire_^
02:07.37DrodoEmpire_Seems so
02:41.13HachimanSo apparently a group of British miners dug over 22 mine shafts beneath a ridge housing German defensive positions over the course of a year and filled it with over 400 tons of explosive material - in the following Battle of Messines, they detonated the explosions, killing over 10,000 Germans in an instant
02:41.30HachimanAnd creating a crater 75m wide and 12m deep
02:41.59DrodoEmpire_Jesus
02:42.19OluapPlayerFor a moment it sounded like you were talking about something that just happened
02:42.22OluapPlayerI was a bit confused
02:42.25Hachimanhur
02:43.01HachimanIt was the largest man-made explosion in history prior to the invention of the atomic bomb and happened in 1917
02:43.33MonetTrench Warfare: If Hell ever came to earth, it would be there.
02:44.33DrodoEmpire_^
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06:58.36Wormy_hi
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10:14.26AdmiralPandahi all
10:24.24GhelaeHello.
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10:54.34AdmiralPandathree days left until I find out if I got into tafe
10:57.46GhelWhat's tafe?
11:02.19AdmiralPandathink university, but different sorts of courses
11:02.43AdmiralPandait's basically a means for people without relevant formal education to get the education to get into uni
11:04.20GhelI see.
11:04.23GhelGoogles it
11:04.47GhelAh. It's an Australian thing.
11:06.13AdmiralPandayeah prettymuch
11:06.53AdmiralPandadoing a diploma of programming with an emphasis on games development, when I finish that I get a pathway directly into a bachelor's degree in games
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12:33.55AdmiralPandadon't you just love it when your japanese warlord's son develops a taste for women after spending a single season in a province with a brothel
13:44.13TekDroid~test
13:44.13infoboti guess test is not funny
14:06.53ImperiosOluapPlayer: What are these Hellfire Dracolich guys you made
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14:10.12OluapPlayerImperios: It's just one individual
14:10.23OluapPlayerfor a future story whenever I get the chance to write it
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14:59.24Jepardi_Hi
14:59.47TekDroid_Helli
14:59.51TekDroid_*Hello
15:31.27Vincent20100HEy guys!
15:35.13AdmiralPandahi
15:35.28AdmiralPandaI have finally found a league of legends character that truly matches my playstyle
15:35.47AdmiralPandaI can be utterly bumfuck stupid with him and still manage to be useful to the team XD
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15:36.39HachimanHi
15:36.53ImperiosHi
15:40.13OluapPlayerHello
15:41.09AdmiralPandahai buniman
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16:16.04Vincent20100Hey comrades!
16:16.22Vincent20100What is going on in the marvellous world of the Interweb?
16:17.04AdmiralPandamany things, some more appealing than others
16:21.29Vincent20100?
16:22.12AdmiralPandaI recently watched a video of several attractive ladies dancing under an artificial waterfall because I know several of them and they wanted a critique of their performance
16:22.19AdmiralPandanot lying about the last part btw
16:22.52HachimanWhat the fuck
16:23.28Vincent20100Wait wait wait...
16:23.51Vincent20100You're a man surfing on the Internet who actually know female humans?!
16:23.51AdmiralPandaand yes they were fully clothed in clothing that didn't go transparent, and it was for art not porn
16:23.55AdmiralPandadoesn't mean I can't enjoy it
16:24.12AdmiralPandayeah, it's pretty weird isn't it? I learned that technique in the 36th chamber of shaolin
16:24.55Vincent20100Is it true if you get kissed by a girl you will die of cancer?
16:25.28AdmiralPandathat is malicious counter-logic generated by flawed and harmful scrapcode, and should be purged from your databanks immediately
16:25.47Vincent20100Ok!
16:26.00Vincent20100purge his databank of useless infos
16:26.26ImperiosOluapPlayer: http://cs631125.vk.me/v631125388/a03f/8v2N0cPa-VI.jpg
16:26.30ImperiosHachiman too
16:26.33ImperiosAnd AdmiralPanda\
16:26.55OluapPlayerOh wow that's great
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16:27.06AdmiralPandathat is actually really impressive
16:27.14HachimanOh nice
16:27.19HachimanThat's pretty cool
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16:28.05AdmiralPandaso yeah, to remove the deliberately generated wtf factor, some of my old friends from primary school are now a performing arts group, and they sent everyone in the grade a video of their latest routine asking for feedback
16:28.20Imperioshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOYEknE6RmM hur
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16:28.32WormydroidHi
16:28.35AdmiralPandaunsurprisingly I was the only male in the group to respond with something other than really lame pickup lines
16:41.51WormydroidStrangest thing I've read about in a whilehttp://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-35275955
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16:54.16Wormydroid19th century tech in use everywhere http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-35253398
16:55.30WormydroidBbl
17:32.44ImperiosOluapPlayer Hachiman: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5uz-iIY4ec
17:32.55OluapPlayerSeen
17:33.06HachimanSeen it
17:47.16ImperiosHachiman: http://www.smh.com.au/world/terror-groups-form-islamic-state-powerhouse-in-the-philippines-video-20160110-gm2zwg.html Normally I'd be sad about this news but the Muslim regions of the Philippines is where R17 lives
17:47.45HachimanR17 is probably akbar by now
17:48.54ImperiosVenting his rage on us by shooting people
17:54.14HachimanWas R17 Muslim? He never struck me as being Islamic
17:54.22HachimanAside from how angry he got
17:55.32ImperiosYou can't really tell one's religion that easily, but yeah he was
17:55.49ImperiosPerhaps not super-devout but he once told me about his family following Ramadan
17:56.07ImperiosI do not think that one's religion is that easy to discern on the Internet
17:56.28ImperiosThe only really devout person here was the Valader but he was an actual cleric
17:56.48ImperiosOr at least served at the church at some point in his life
17:57.50ImperiosYouth pastor, that's who he was
18:00.30HachimanWait really?
18:01.06HachimanI never thought Valader had levels in Cleric
18:03.13Imperioshttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/User:The_Valader/User_Relations This page claims so
18:03.49ImperiosOutside of him everyone in this place is somewhere on the irreligious spectre
18:04.05Technobliteratorthere's a chance that page is outdated
18:04.11Technobliteratorhonestly, by new policy, it should be deleted
18:04.16Technobliteratorbut I left it out of respect
18:04.35ImperiosThis page is basically his biography
18:04.42ImperiosI presume he is no longer working as a pastor
18:04.50ImperiosActually, what is a pastor even
18:04.55OluapPlayerHe can't be an exception to the rule
18:05.01ImperiosAs in, what is a difference between a pastor and a normal priest
18:05.04HachimanI think I recall Monet being a Protestant agnostic
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18:05.15OluapPlayerspu
18:05.31ImperiosOluapPlayer: Religious normie, rejecting our fedoras of rationality
18:05.36ImperiosHi xho
18:05.38XhoQOWKDFJV
18:05.47OluapPlayerWhy you telling me that
18:06.04HachimanAnd Xho is a radical extremist Wahhabi Sunni
18:06.05ImperiosWait did you mean his page, or the Valader himself being the exception
18:06.12XhoALLAHU AKBAR
18:06.17OluapPlayerThe page
18:06.17ImperiosXho is midldy religious Protestant I think
18:06.19ImperiosAh
18:06.21XhoMan I'm absolutely gutted about David Bowie
18:06.27XhoAlso what the fuck are we talking about
18:06.37OluapPlayerValader
18:06.40HachimanAye the news about David Bowie is saddening
18:06.42ImperiosSporeWiki people's religious backgrounds
18:06.50XhoI've got a Catholic background
18:07.02ImperiosApparently the Valader is a Catholic cleric and R17 is a Muslim
18:07.16ImperiosAnd ISIS-affiliated militants are encroaching on the place where R17 lives
18:07.46OluapPlayerMore like RAAAAGE17
18:07.52HachimanBowie recorded his last album with the knowledge that he was going to kick the bucket not long after its release
18:08.36OluapPlayerhttp://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/8/83/CrystalDrake_Guardian.png/revision/latest?cb=20160110131607 I've not shown this here yet so, I retconned this character to no longer be a Fire Drake
18:08.57Xhodergon
18:09.26ImperiosOluapPlayer: ISIS drafts R17
18:09.28TechnobliteratorI don't remember what happened to R17
18:09.28OluapPlayerInstead he's now Kaharvos's equivalent of Praenuntius, though not as powerful
18:09.39ImperiosWithin a week they kci him out saying he's too crazy
18:09.42Imperios*kick
18:10.16OluapPlayerHis name is now Skuumuraveth, the Guardian
18:10.25HachimanSounds like a
18:10.27Hachimanskuumbag
18:10.38OluapPlayerSo Vargash has Praenuntius, Kaharvos has Skuumuraveth and Zarmagahla has the Mudpriest
18:11.09OluapPlayerTriumvirate of lieutenants
18:11.53Xhoskooooooo
18:11.58OluapPlayerspo
18:12.05OluapPlayermoov eschaton
18:12.12XhoI got things to do first
18:12.19OluapPlayerMOOV
18:12.22ImperiosSo anyway does that mean Valader can act as a healer in our part
18:12.47HachimanXho@ "old people coming for me like "you're too young to be tired" well OK Carol, you're too old to still be alive yet here we are"
18:13.05AdmiralPandahas anyone else here heard the Fuck Konami Anthem?
18:13.18OluapPlayerNope
18:13.26AdmiralPandahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gCv4BVoemE if not, watch this
18:13.31AdmiralPandayou'll know it when it happens
18:14.00HachimanHow far in?
18:17.00AdmiralPandaprettymuch right at the start, ends at around the 5 min mark
18:19.29XhoHachiman: hao bout u dai so that i liv
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18:20.37Wormy_hi
18:22.20OluapPlayerHello
18:25.44HachimanOh wow you actually got rid of Valader's User Relations page
18:25.47HachimanThe absolute madman
18:25.58OluapPlayerhttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/User:The_Valader/Val%27s_Memories I didn't
18:26.17OluapPlayerI got rid of the User Relations, like I said I would
18:26.19TechnobliteratorTechnically, it should've been gotten rid of already. But I respect Val too much to do it myself. So Oluap did my dirty work for me
18:26.20Technobliteratorwooo
18:26.55OluapPlayerhelps to not have strong feelings whatsoever for other people /emo
18:27.30TechnobliteratorI thought you did have strong feelings for people...if you dislike them anyway
18:27.31Technobliterator:o
18:28.34OluapPlayerdats an exception
18:28.47OluapPlayerAlso can we get some Loron stuff done today?
18:29.03TechnobliteratorWith pleasure. I was just in the middle of doing nothing and getting bored.
18:30.16Xhodo kicath nao
18:30.21Xhoor get dik cut off
18:30.40Technobliteratoroh god I forgot to do that didn't I
18:31.10OluapPlayer>cut dik off            >Jo
18:31.11OluapPlayerbruh
18:32.25Xhoi maek u gro dik and den cut it off
18:32.35HachimanJust invert her vagina
18:32.52HachimanOr the opposite of invert rather
18:32.53Technobliterator._.
18:32.53Imperios>My process to get along again was slow for my personal point of view, but with the help of my good girl-----friend Techno, I managed to pull through and ascend once again. So yeah, thats why she has a section with her name.
18:32.55HachimanExtract
18:32.55Technobliterator.___.
18:33.01ImperiosI SHIP THEM
18:33.10Technobliterator.__________.
18:33.21ImperiosAVAST YE SHIP
18:33.30HachimanI used to ship Jo and Oluap until I realized that they passive-aggressively irritated one another
18:33.43OluapPlayerThat's how I demonstrate love
18:33.46OluapPlayerYou shitface
18:34.10OluapPlayerAlso are you available for Loron hijinks or not
18:34.23ImperiosFrankly with the exceptions of Monet, OluapPlayer, AdmiralPanda, Hachiman, Tybusen and myself, we can't be sure about each other's gender
18:34.24TechnobliteratorI've never been passive-aggressively irritated by anyone, actually
18:34.26ImperiosXho might be a woman
18:34.32ImperiosFor example
18:34.33XhoIndeed
18:34.46HachimanI am unable to since I got homework but you can control for me
18:34.48OluapPlayerHe does have lady hands
18:34.48XhoYou've seen my face
18:34.53XhoYou know I'm male
18:34.55TechnobliteratorImperios, actually, even after hearing their voice, you still can't be be sure : |
18:34.56OluapPlayerRight
18:34.56ImperiosWe have?
18:35.11HachimanI have seen Xho's face at least
18:35.16HachimanHe is a rather effeminate male
18:35.17ImperiosTechnobliterator: You mean like transgender thing or that some women may have super-masculine voices and vice-versa
18:35.25OluapPlayerXho has shown his face numerous times, plus he used to have a real picture of himself as his Skype avatar
18:35.27Technobliteratoryeah
18:35.32OluapPlayerNow it's Patrick BAITman
18:35.34XhoHachiman: I'd contest that but you're sort of right
18:35.34Technobliteratorit's better to just not think about it
18:36.04OluapPlayerRight i'll take over Whatshisface
18:36.05Imperioshttps://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/0f/f8/d3/0ff8d3480deeffb7c96f61609b3879fc.jpg So Xho looks like this
18:36.06OluapPlayerTechnobliterator: git started
18:36.12ImperiosNever seen Xhoface
18:36.14XhoI wish
18:36.16Technobliteratorneva
18:36.17XhoWait hold on
18:36.34XhoBasically whatever face I pull I look like a serial killer
18:36.39XhoHachi and Oluap can vouch for that
18:36.48OluapPlayerNot really, you look normal to me
18:36.57HachimanYou do look like the sort of person to beat a woman to death
18:37.06ImperiosOr explode
18:37.21TechnobliteratorFrom what I recall, you just look grumpy
18:38.06OluapPlayerIf you think that's grumpy, wait until you see my face
18:38.11OluapPlayerGrumpy is my standard facial expression
18:38.16HachimanOluap looks like a nerd
18:38.20OluapPlayerAlso before we begin, I need to brb
18:39.04XhoTrying to learn Dance of Eternity by Dream Theater
18:39.07XhoFuck me is it hard
18:39.36Xho130 time signature changes
18:39.39Xhomucho prog
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18:40.21ImperiosI am not sure what archetype would describe me
18:40.30Wormy_My gender does not fit any that exists on Earth
18:40.32The_RandomnessHello
18:40.38ImperiosWormy_ is a true progressive
18:40.45The_Randomnesstfw cis scum
18:40.45ImperiosAppearance-wise I do not really fit into any male archetype
18:40.54Technobliteratorhi random
18:41.19ImperiosI am a bit too huge for a scrawny nerd
18:42.11Wormy_I've been called a hipster because of my beard, but I do not regard it as true
18:42.26OluapPlayerOkay back
18:42.27OluapPlayerTechnobliterator: aaaaaa
18:42.33Technobliteratorhihi
18:42.35ImperiosBeards are disgusting
18:42.41TechnobliteratorI'm not sure which Kicath t owrite about
18:42.41Wormy_huh
18:42.43Technobliteratorunless I write both
18:42.44HachimanFuck off you noodle cunt
18:42.48ImperiosI can't picture myself having one
18:42.51HachimanJust because you cannot grow one
18:43.08ImperiosI can grow one, I just don't want to look like a supervillain
18:43.15ImperiosBut serious hipster-style huge beards are weird
18:43.16OluapPlayerWait, are we not starting yet?
18:43.25TechnobliteratorWe can
18:43.26HachimanWomen like supervillains
18:43.26ImperiosEspecially when juxtaposed with the rest of their appearance
18:43.36XhoTechnobliterator: Just Kicath in general
18:43.36TechnobliteratorI was just preparing a Loron History of the Kicath while waiting
18:43.41Technobliteratoryeah sure
18:43.48OluapPlayerbleh
18:43.51OluapPlayerRight I'll wait for that
18:43.55Wormy_What about?  https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/81/ac/97/81ac97409b2692e84400cd89214b67cf.jpg
18:43.57Technobliteratornah
18:43.59Technobliteratorwe can start now
18:44.04TechnobliteratorI'll do it after
18:44.12ImperiosYes but
18:44.15ImperiosDoes Mandarin have any fangirls?"
18:44.24HachimanThe Bridge
18:44.27HachimanBride even
18:44.29TechnobliteratorSooner we get this done, sooner I can finish revision for today
18:44.30Wormy_It has kunf fu fanboys
18:44.35OluapPlayerSo make a titanpad for it
18:44.49HachimanYou should learn kung fu, wear leathers, grow a beard
18:44.54HachimanYou could be the next Donnie Yen
18:45.14ImperiosI am currently learning boxing
18:45.22ImperiosNot sure if one can switch so easily
18:45.32HachimanWhy switch when you can just expand your skillset
18:45.52ImperiosHell come to think about it it will actually be an advantage
18:45.56ImperiosPeople would expect me to kick them
18:45.59ImperiosInstead I'll punch them
18:46.11HachimanImp the Monk
18:46.44HachimanNow you have to harness your ki to enhance your unarmed attacked
18:46.46Hachimanattacks even
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18:47.22Wormy_Or even shoot fireballs.
18:47.43HachimanLeave shooting fireballs to Clerics
18:47.57ImperiosNot enough willpower to be a monk
18:48.04Wormy_Or iceballs, if that is your sort of thing
18:48.12Imperios...I actually played a monk in WoW though
18:48.17HachimanCold is just the absence of heat
18:48.36HachimanYou are effectively shooting a thermal vacuum
18:48.48Xhohttps://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/12193527_10154336745155476_8353541159253341825_n.png?oh=73d306a8a33ca508f4bfa1ef2ac2c282&oe=573E0391 Meanwhile in Insomnia
18:48.56Wormy_It's qi, not physics
18:48.58HachimanJesus
18:50.12Wormy_Original Star Wars screenplay written by George Lucas http://imgur.com/gallery/Op5rA
18:50.57OluapPlayerSantorakh - i taste like cheese
18:51.46HachimanHoly shit that looks badass
18:52.59ImperiosHoly shit that badass Luke
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18:53.45ImperiosThat Chewbacca looks like the guy from Rebels
18:54.02XhoLuke looks like George Lucas
18:54.06XhoIT ALL MAKES SENSE
18:54.40ImperiosActually come to think about this the uniforms and the beards make this particular concept art look like classical sci-fi
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18:56.27OluapPlayery is Han suddenly an alien Hulk
18:56.56ImperiosHAN SMASH
18:58.10HachimanApparently the original script for the Phantom Menace which Lucas made was also supposed to be vastly different to the final project
18:58.43ImperiosAnd the original concept to Return of the Jedi had the homeland of the Wookies instead of Endor
18:58.52ImperiosAnd Wookies instead of Ewoks obviously
18:58.57ImperiosKashyyk or what is its name
18:59.03HachimanKashyyyk
18:59.34Wormy_7 page preview here http://www.darkhorse.com/Comics/Previews/22-824?page=0
18:59.40HachimanI would have loved for the Wookies to have been the ones fighting the Empire in RotJ instead of those fucking Ewoks
19:00.37HachimanDamn those original Stormtrooper outfits
19:00.50Wormy_This is actually true, I have a distant uncle who played an Ewok as a kid.  He keeps promising to give me his Star Wars stuff but I hardly see him.
19:01.11Wormy_in RoTJ
19:01.53OluapPlayerA movie where everyone says nothing but RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
19:01.54OluapPlayeraka Christmas Special
19:02.05HachimanAye hur
19:03.25Hachiman"Haven't seen sick burns like this since Anakin Skywalker."
19:03.29HachimanFucking kek
19:05.50Wormy_Some people compare the originasl Darth Vader to Kim Jong Un
19:06.01ImperiosNo way
19:06.17ImperiosHe's Kim Jong Il at the very least, if not Kim Il Sung
19:06.22ImperiosKim Jong Un is Kylo
19:14.23ImperiosI actually downloaded and read this
19:14.30ImperiosIt has stormtroopers with lightsabers
19:14.34ImperiosWHITE lightsabers
19:14.43Wormy_I've seen concept art with that
19:15.49Wormy_http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/2014-04/enhanced/webdr03/22/12/enhanced-buzz-wide-12007-1398183917-59.jpg  https://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/2014-04/enhanced/webdr03/22/12/enhanced-buzz-wide-13194-1398183931-44.jpg http://www.buzzfeed.com/danieldalton/stunning-star-wars-concept-art-ralph-mcquarrie#.yiw4ElMY4
19:16.05Wormy_Ralph happens to be one of my favourite sci-fi illustrators
19:16.20HachimanThat is kinda cool
19:16.29HachimanNot as cool as FN-2199 though
19:17.38XhoTRAITOR
19:18.01Wormy_I loove 70's sci-fi art, favourite era before the Ipod aesthetic takes over (because it really began with 2001 Space Odyssey but is used to death in my opinion)
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19:21.22Wormy_70's sci-fi art was bulky, industrial, but often very alien or visionary http://coolvibe.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/vintage-sci-fi-art.jpg
19:27.53Wormy_Hachiman, Imperios:  The flat nose makes me think of Snoke https://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/2014-04/enhanced/webdr04/22/12/enhanced-buzz-wide-15364-1398184137-38.jpg
19:31.56Wormy_http://i.imgur.com/5zH9hvM.jpg#
19:32.00Wormy_http://i.imgur.com/5zH9hvM.jpg
19:33.57Wormy_Hachiman:  Dunno if true but pretty amazing http://i.imgur.com/lhjbZJt.jpg
19:35.25Wormy_There is an Obi-Two in the world http://i.imgur.com/vWbHVi4.jpg
19:38.40Wormy_So the US nearly developed a misasile which flew at low altitude and would kill anyone nearby due to neutron radiation https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Supersonic_Low_Altitude_Missile#Conceived_role
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19:43.52MonetHello
19:44.34Wormy_hi
19:45.46ImperiosWormy_: Tau
19:48.38Wormy_Neutron weapons do have that gruesome factor that they leave behind miuch less impact than standard nuclear bombs, but can kill all life, easily passing through buildings leaving behind a ghost town with intact infrastructure.
20:01.25ImperiosOluapPlayer: I wonder what sort of relationship does Mortium have towards the Endless Host
20:01.31ImperiosWell obviously he hates them
20:01.48OluapPlayerMortium hates the undead so yes
20:02.04OluapPlayerHe thinks undeath is a cheap way of escaping the Underworld
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20:04.07GhelaeHello.
20:04.43OluapPlayerI also don't imagine Mortium being in good terms with either of the Outworld Simulacra
20:04.47OluapPlayerSince they both sound like dicks
20:09.37ImperiosI think I'll need to rework them at some point
20:09.43ImperiosSince my oiriginal plan for them won't work anymore
20:10.38OluapPlayerWhy not?
20:11.37ImperiosThe original plan was to have them as overarching antagonists indirectly responsible for other villains
20:11.47ImperiosBut I think we have enough of that
20:12.31OluapPlayerDo they have any actual relation with the Endless Host? I was never sure about that
20:12.43ImperiosThey kinda scared them away
20:12.50Technobliteratorhttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Settlin_Da_Score#Da_First_Invasion check it out, yo
20:12.57ImperiosThe Host is more or less running from them, or at least that was their original intention
20:13.19OluapPlayerAh
20:14.27OluapPlayerIf the two are enemies with each other, that could still be their intention. They ran because the Outworld was devastated by two angry gods fighting each other
20:14.43ImperiosTrue
20:15.22ImperiosThere's also Lucretia worshipping Kali'searan, that big dragon war started by a dragon worshipper of Alar'xashan, and the possibility of Imperials aligning with him as well
20:16.27OluapPlayerYou really ought to give your Simulacra and Colossi individual pages
20:19.03OluapPlayerAlso Alar'xashan and Zran Kar should have some conflicts, since they're both control freaks who want to put everything under their concept of order
20:20.25ImperiosYeah
20:21.14OluapPlayerStill if you need any help I'm willing to contribute
20:22.11ImperiosAX is supposed to represent stuff like religious fanaticism, bigotry and the rule of law
20:23.51ImperiosGod of ALLAHU AKBAR and MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN basically
20:23.58OluapPlayerdisgustin
20:25.11OluapPlayerStill by that description, it'd be fitting for him and Zran Kar to be at each other's throats
20:25.16OluapPlayerSince he represents control
20:25.43OluapPlayerThe kind of control he doesn't like sharing with anyone else
20:26.37OluapPlayerIt's the main reason he's arch-enemies with Vargash, because they're focused on dominating everything and putting it under their control
20:26.52OluapPlayerSo we could have a hate triangle between Zran Kar, Vargash and AX
20:26.58OluapPlayerGranted everyone hates Vargash but you get my point
20:28.44ImperiosIt'd be intersting
20:29.37OluapPlayerAlso speaking of the Endless Host, you could have multiple kings and do something like, base them on elements
20:29.48OluapPlayerKimorgos is the Fire King, someone else is the Water King, etc
20:31.26Xhoking of darkness
20:31.28Xhocalled it mofos
20:31.50ImperiosCould be interesting
20:31.56ImperiosHachiman Monet: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHROHJlU_Ng Dear Lord
20:32.21OluapPlayerfuk off
20:32.34XhoUUUUUUI
20:32.42OluapPlayerFor the sake of not cramping it too much I'd suggest going for just Fire, Water, Air and Earth
20:32.50ImperiosBut then everything changed
20:32.51OluapPlayer4 kings, 1 lich-lord
20:32.59XhoKimorgos' worst enemy: The guy who can put his fire out
20:33.12OluapPlayerKimorgos - everyone failed so far
20:33.19Xhoin dat case i call the urth kingh
20:33.52XhoUp to you though but I'd like to make an Earth King
20:34.02XhoUndead Earth King because FUCK EVERYTHING
20:34.19OluapPlayeru already got the skelly thing whatshisface
20:34.39ImperiosKeep in mind I'll only start working after exams are over
20:34.50Xhodat b advisor to lich lord cus apparently lich lord likes riddles
20:34.56Monet<PROTECTED>
20:35.08OluapPlayerWhen are your exams ending?
20:36.12HachimanSo what is this about four kings
20:36.22XhoFour Kings of Outworld
20:36.41HachimanLike Shao Kahn?
20:36.53OluapPlayerI suggested the Endless Host having 4 kings
20:36.58OluapPlayerWith Kimorgos being just one of them
20:37.33Xhosilly rabbit
20:38.46ImperiosAlso I had one idea about the Endless Host based on SCP-610
20:39.09Xhoew
20:39.30OluapPlayerOh boy
20:39.32ImperiosBasically having them trapped inbetween dimensions by Mortium
20:39.42ImperiosNot to the actual SCP but to the lore behind it hur
20:39.54ImperiosThough SCP-610-based EH troops would be awesome
20:40.21HachimanAt least one of the Four Kings need to be a woman
20:40.34ImperiosCould be
20:40.49OluapPlayerHow do you mean, trapped?
20:40.53AdmiralPandabut then it wouldn't be a king
20:41.11XhoI think being dead for a time probably longer than Koldenwelt's existence probably deters such a thing as gender but oh well
20:41.29HachimanYeah but Four Kings sounds better than Three Kings & A Queen
20:41.48Xhoc
20:41.51Xhogo fuk urself
20:41.59Imperiosso the idea is that they tried to make themselves into immortal beings so as to be able to fight/escape from the two Sims but then Mortium saw someone tampering with undeath and said "fuk dis"
20:42.19OluapPlayerMortium - undeath is haram
20:42.34XhoAlways makes me laugh that
20:46.09OluapPlayerSo what does this involve? Is this some sort of curse?
21:01.21Wormy_Xho, Monet, Hachiman:  I believe for the time, this was the biggest explosion made for a movie https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFWDhaI6BqY
21:01.38HachimanI think you are right actually
21:01.53Wormy_about 2 minutes in
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21:02.20dromHachiman: http://i.imgur.com/87lclbn.png
21:02.39Hachiman>My kneegah
21:03.07HachimanOhgod what the fuck
21:03.14HachimanWhy would you do that to Pun Pun
21:03.59ImperiosHow can you even kill Pun Pun
21:04.30ImperiosXho: Are shoggoths supposed to be like giant amoebas
21:04.44MonetWormy_: Well it was certainly big
21:05.00dromNot sure if I should be sensing uneducation or irony here
21:05.10XhoShoggoths are Lovecraft right
21:05.32XhoOn the basis that I had to ask that question, I don't know
21:05.40ImperiosWe have to ask Hachi
21:05.42OluapPlayerYeah, shoggoths are a Lovecraft thing
21:05.46ImperiosHe's the residential worshipper of the Old Ones
21:05.51OluapPlayerAnd yeah, afaik they're like giant super amoebas
21:06.15OluapPlayerhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shoggoth
21:06.32OluapPlayerImperios: Elaborate on Mortium stuff u, don't just stop talking
21:06.50ImperiosHachiman definitely looks like he has some Deep One blood hur
21:07.14HachimanWait we talking about ghoggoths
21:07.17Hachimanshoggoths even
21:07.20HachimanAlso fuck you hur
21:07.35ImperiosOluapPlayer: Well basically the idea is having Mortium do something with them similar to what he did with the Undine
21:07.51ImperiosWith the addition of trapping them somewhere in Limbo
21:07.52HachimanI would not call them giant amoebas, they are more complex than that
21:08.13OluapPlayerI assume this is before they arrive to Koldenwelt
21:09.00ImperiosYeah
21:09.17ImperiosLike most of them are still somewhere there but some have "leaked"
21:09.26OluapPlayerAh
21:09.52OluapPlayerWe can say Mortium trapped them in the space between Koldenwelt and the Outworld
21:09.56ImperiosHachiman: In the Japanese light novel My Maid is an Amorphous Blob (??????????) by Shizukawa Tasso,[3] the maid Tekeli is a shoggoth with human shape.
21:10.06Imperioswwwwwwwhaaaaaaat
21:10.06HachimanI know of this
21:10.23OluapPlayerStill this is a very severe punishment
21:10.33OluapPlayerThey must have done something really bad to get Mortium so angry to do this
21:10.45HachimanMortium punished the Undine for being hedonistic pompous bastards and took their souls away
21:11.21ImperiosTrying to turn their entirety of their race into immortal wraiths would probably suffice
21:11.41ImperiosThough perhaps they actually fueled that ritual by stealing the souls of their ancestors from the Underowlr
21:11.44ImperiosUnderworld
21:12.00HachimanAlso that Shoggoth maid thing is dumb because while shoggoths theoretically can assume a humanoid shape, it would be severely impractical for them to do so
21:12.17OluapPlayerThat one works
21:12.32OluapPlayerMortium punished the Undine but he still gave them a chance of redemption
21:12.33HachimanAlso Tekeli is a punny name
21:12.47ImperiosTekeli-li?
21:12.50OluapPlayerThis idea is much more severe than that hur
21:12.51dromHachiman: http://i.imgur.com/EFVRR1h.png
21:12.52HachimanYeah
21:13.17XhoKimorgos - had a soul        was king                      have no soul       still king
21:13.23HachimanOh fuck that Temmie hur
21:13.28ImperiosKimorgos the Ginger
21:13.38The_RandomnesshOI
21:13.45OluapPlayerBut Kimorgos does have a soul
21:13.53Xhofien
21:13.55OluapPlayerIn fact he is a soul, on fire more specifically
21:14.13XhoKimorgos - once alive                 was king                         now dead                   still king
21:14.20ImperiosActually now that explains Kimorgos's existence
21:14.29HachimanXho: https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtf1/v/t1.0-9/12439255_617455185074756_8430022611780275721_n.jpg?oh=47764bcf5c19013e205789281dc07116&oe=5745BDD2 Made using MS Paint
21:14.30OluapPlayerHm?
21:14.41Xhodafuq
21:14.51HachimanOn a Windows 95 OS as well I think
21:14.59ImperiosPraetinnath is stuck somewhere in limbo and tries to rule from there while Kimorgos is actually on Koldenwelt
21:15.11Hachimanhttps://www.facebook.com/JimllPaintIt/?fref=photo This guy does all of his artwork on MS Paint
21:15.16HachimanHe is a legend
21:15.18OluapPlayerThat's an idea
21:15.55ImperiosHachiman: I find it interesting how Lovecraft's fears and paranoia affected his stories
21:16.28ImperiosHe was afraid of fish, degeneracy born from sex, and black people
21:16.47ImperiosSo he made something that embodied both tree
21:17.04ImperiosFish-people with big lips that have sex with women
21:17.12OluapPlayerSo the goal of the Endless Host is to fully migrate to Koldenwelt, except the guy in charge of the front line is literally a bonehead
21:17.46Imperios>goal of the Endless Host is to fully migrate to Koldenwelt
21:18.05HachimanUndead Syrians
21:18.08XhoCaligaduro - man koldenwelt is screwed even if i don't destroy it
21:18.32ImperiosHachiman: They are actually sort of refugees
21:18.35ImperiosSo kinda
21:18.41OluapPlayerI mean they probably don't like being stuck in the dimensional limbo
21:18.49ImperiosWell obviously
21:18.55HachimanWould there not be members of the Endless Host who would not want Kimorgos and Praetinnath and that lot to attempt conquering Koldenwelt and would want peaceful alternatives?
21:19.08XhoPyyls'as - is alright / not much to do / scenery is good
21:19.10OluapPlayerKimorgos - HIPPY GET A JOB
21:19.37XhoOluapPlayer: http://www.buzzfeed.com/erinlarosa/truths-all-cat-owners-understand?bffbuk&utm_term=.elbAbrQw5#.vmmoWabZ9
21:19.46ImperiosWould be interesting
21:21.00OluapPlayerXho: Can confirm
21:21.16XhoNot sure what to do with Pyyls'as really
21:21.34OluapPlayerStill with Praetinnath not being around yet, I imagine Kimorgos trying to go off to do his own thing
21:21.56OluapPlayerNot that he's unloyal, but he's too selfish and arrogant
21:22.11XhoPyyls'as - chill / take a pill / seriously
21:22.22dromHachiman: This is worth watching to the end. https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/90334294/dreamseeker%202015-10-15%2023-52-32-32_1.webm
21:22.25OluapPlayer"Lich-Lord is not looking, I could go off and do things behind his back" kind of thing
21:23.19XhoIf there will be an Earth King I'd need to think of a name...hm
21:24.05XhoUndeadEarthKing
21:24.06OluapPlayerhis name is work-on-Dragon-Speaker
21:24.12Xhobcuz gamer-names
21:24.36ImperiosThough at the same time I imagine most of the Host had its personalities slowly erased over time
21:25.10OluapPlayerbut Kimorgos is not Kimorgos if he's not obnoxiously narcissist
21:25.23ImperiosNot Kimorgos, but like the basic ghost people
21:25.46OluapPlayerKimorgos - MY SUBJECTS ARE TOO BORING
21:26.25OluapPlayerBy the way, speaking of undead
21:27.03OluapPlayerThe humie colony at the Duskwoods could have some sort of Inquisition base to deal with all the undead who live there
21:27.09OluapPlayerCould also serve as training grounds of a sort
21:27.10ImperiosWould make sense
21:27.33ImperiosI presume the most powerful undead are sentient and retain, at least in part, their old personalities, while the basic skeletons are just resurrected by the ambient magic force and have no thoughts of their own
21:27.55XhoSkeleton - dur?           hur dur.
21:27.57OluapPlayerEndless Host, rattling bones through the dimensions
21:29.18OluapPlayerI was wondering whether Mortium would retaliate to some Outworlders escaping their prison, but that'd probably not happen
21:29.34OluapPlayerMainly because I don't believe any of my Simulacra are able to enter Koldenwelt as they please outside of being summoned
21:30.11OluapPlayerSo it's actually a pretty safe place for them, all things considered
21:31.00XhoKimorgos - lol no summon 4 u
21:31.22OluapPlayerMortium is summoned by death, but he only interacts with whoever died
21:31.27OluapPlayerTo everyone else he's invisible
21:31.52XhoTaihadrae - I C DED PEEPUL
21:32.10OluapPlayerTaihadrae would have seen him when she died
21:32.13OluapPlayerNot anymore though
21:32.45ImperiosXho: More like *rattle*
21:32.51HachimanSo what you are saying is
21:32.56HachimanEndless Host are Necrons
21:33.04OluapPlayer>skellies are skellies
21:33.10OluapPlayerwho would've thought
21:33.11XhoNecrons 10/10 must invest in this fiction a shitload
21:33.26ImperiosWell they have a little bit more personality
21:33.30ImperiosActually
21:33.51ImperiosGiving each undead a personality would kinda make them stand out
21:34.13OluapPlayerThat's kind of obvious
21:34.14ImperiosActually WHAT IF the ghost-type Outworlder-undead are like the nobility
21:34.30ImperiosAnd the fleshy, skelly etc undead are slaves and commoners
21:34.43ImperiosBeing not from the Outworld but raised by their will
21:34.47XhoPraetinnath - man that took a sharp turn
21:35.22OluapPlayerThat's an idea
21:35.38OluapPlayerKimorgos being a fire wraith would make sense if that indicates nobility
21:36.15ImperiosWraith - WORK NIGGAS Skeleton - *grumpy rattle*
21:36.36OluapPlayerKimorgos - silly black bones
21:37.31XhoShiarchon - racist
21:37.48XhoThat does make me wonder how the Outworld sees the Shiarchon
21:37.53XhoOn the basis the Shiarchon are soulless zombies
21:38.00Xhosoulless demonic zombies that is
21:38.15XhoServants of Caligaduro is probably universal bad juju
21:38.19OluapPlayerServants of Caligaduro, ew
21:38.33XhoArcturus - not cool
21:38.58OluapPlayerNorrigan - black demon worship is haram
21:39.23ImperiosThey basically want to have a home
21:39.52OluapPlayerThis makes them somewhat sympathetic to me
21:40.07OluapPlayerNot totally because they're still a bunch of creepy undead who wanted to turn immortal
21:40.22OluapPlayerBut sympathetic nonetheless
21:41.17ImperiosThey were never supposed to be completely black villains, I do not think I have any in the Fantasyverse
21:42.25OluapPlayerThe first few drafts of the Empire of Man were completely black hur
21:42.32OluapPlayerGranted Hachi started them, not you
21:42.32ImperiosThey're humans
21:42.34Xhoblackness was also haram
21:42.59Xhocuz arbeit macht frei and purge elves
21:43.14XhoWow I just went through ten centuries of history in two sentences
21:43.27OluapPlayerLympharians and the Vulcanus Horde are completely black
21:43.35OluapPlayerThe latter like to flaunt about it
21:44.05XhoAs well as the Sempiternals and Insomnolence
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21:44.10Xhobcuz BLACKNESS OF VOID
21:44.22XhoAnd Jackal just got 10/10 Xho in one phrase
21:44.30OluapPlayerhur
21:45.05XhoThe Shiarchon aren't black because there are many like Arcturus that would rather survive than conquer/destroy
21:45.11OluapPlayerI have some trouble making villains sympathetic
21:45.21OluapPlayerMostly because, usually I don't *want* them to be sympathetic
21:45.26XhoKalarah is pretty much the whole "rotten egg spoils half the world"
21:45.47ImperiosThe Empire in its original Hachiman incarnation was basicallly Warhammer 40000 not in space
21:45.55OluapPlayerSo
21:45.58OluapPlayerIt was Warhammer
21:46.25ImperiosNot really, the Warhammer Empire is actually kind of tolerant
21:46.29ImperiosAnd is nowhere near as grimdark
21:46.34MonetVillains who can garner sympathy, as characters, are often a lot more potent.
21:46.36ImperiosIn general Warhammer is much less grimdark than 40k
21:47.12OluapPlayerMy knowledge of Warhammer is limited at best
21:47.24OluapPlayerTo me, pure evil can be just as fun
21:47.26XhoWell most of the main villains in the Fantasyverse aren't even from Koldenwelt so they don't even have a comparable psychology
21:47.36ImperiosI have more pure evil in the Fictionverse
21:47.38XhoMost of them are pure evil because they're designed as and can only function as pure evil
21:47.42ImperiosMali'Nar and shit
21:48.03ImperiosBros are... not sure if they're pure evil
21:48.13ImperiosLike trying to nuke the galaxy is kinda evil
21:48.22ImperiosBut they have had understandable motives
21:48.28OluapPlayerI guess you could argue Xacutus is a tragic figure but that has never come into relevance outside of his backstory
21:48.29ImperiosThough then again so do many IRL terrorists
21:48.34XhoI'd say Kalarah's mind is warped past the point of normality so whatever tragic backdrop he had no longer exists in his head
21:48.38OluapPlayerAnd if you commented that to him now, he'd laugh at you and throw some fire at you
21:48.55XhoNor does he care since he sacrificed his youngest sister to Caligaduro as a mark of loyalty
21:49.24XhoAs well as tried to kill Septimus and beheaded his father, and turned an entire population of shiny elves into not so shiny elves
21:49.27MonetThe Bros have some sympathy, since IIRC a lot of them have their reservations about the AGC or its mmbers. Critics turned into outcasts esentially.
21:49.27XhoBasically satan
21:49.31ImperiosShias are more or less the ultimate evil so they're supposed to be the most evil
21:49.51XhoMost of the Shiarchon still have a reserved conscience
21:49.59OluapPlayerBut they aren't, as Xho just explained hur
21:50.12XhoArcturus is loyal to the empire though he hates the idea of conquering in the way Julianus does it
21:50.16OluapPlayerThe Lympharian cult out-blacks the Shiarchon
21:50.17ImperiosTrue that
21:50.35ImperiosActually wait I have one pure evil faction
21:50.36XhoArcturus would have a Pax Romana kind of rule, Julianus has a Fuck Your Culture kind of rule
21:50.36ImperiosTehuilotl
21:50.46OluapPlayerSEX WITH MERKAN
21:50.56XhoKalarah - now THAT is what you call haram
21:51.02OluapPlayerI don't know how evil the Merkan are
21:51.16OluapPlayerI imagine they're not actually aware they serve a Void God
21:51.28OluapPlayerIf evil is black the Merkan are probably orange
21:51.35XhoThough Arcturus certainly has a sense of good since he's trying to remove Shiarchon rule from Talmyr because it's killing thousands of people
21:51.49XhoAnd about to kill tens if not hundreds of thousands of people
21:52.22OluapPlayerThe Merkan are so alien, the Lympharian cult can't get a working relationship with them because they just don't understand them
21:52.35OluapPlayerEven though they serve the same god
21:52.41ImperiosThat I call them Shias, the fact they live in a desert and their script reminds me of the Kufic alphabet used in the flag of Iran kinda makes me associate the Shiarchon with Persians
21:52.45XhoLympharian - crystal                 Merkan - blub                     Lympharian - well alright then
21:53.16Imperioshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLFT-QTkpS8 Lympharian motivation in a nutshell
21:53.36XhoNOOOOOOOOOOH
21:53.41OluapPlayerVargash - i'm on a horse
21:53.53XhoBut yeah the Shiarchon certainly have middle-eastern influences
21:54.01ImperiosThat guy is not a pony per se
21:54.03OluapPlayerGranted the Merkan did try and sacrifice the entirely of Hyperion Island to feed Zarmagahla
21:54.05ImperiosHe is more like a shadow elemental
21:54.12OluapPlayerThat'd lead to a few hundred thousand animals dying
21:54.20XhoThey've got Roman culture but most of their architecture is closer to Middle-Eastern
21:54.24OluapPlayerAnd extinct the Mikmik race
21:54.37XhoZarmagahla - i 4 one am not mad
21:55.11ImperiosThey should have Immortals
21:55.22OluapPlayerBut it's ambiguous how much of it is done out of their own will
21:55.32OluapPlayerI leave open the possibility that they have no free will
21:56.07XhoImperios: Excubitor/Ambroscus ranks
21:56.21XhoLeviathan is basically an immortal Ambroscus
21:56.31OluapPlayerimmortal immortal
21:56.40XhoLeviathan - UR IN 4 A BAD TIME
21:57.02ImperiosFunnily enoug the unit called the Immortals actually persisted in Iran up until 1979
21:57.11XhoI should really give a name to Leviathan's blessing/curse
21:57.21OluapPlayerHe has a bless slash curse?
21:57.35ImperiosThey protected the last Shah of Persia/Iran
21:57.49ImperiosAnd actually had tanks
21:58.00XhoWell he's invulnerable to damage
21:58.09XhoCaligaduro bestowed some sort of blessing/curse on him
21:58.14Imperioshttps://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/e7/3d/f4/e73df42b2b147e153dbce26573b5153c.jpg
21:58.23MonetThat sort of trait is rarely natural to mortals
21:58.48MonetSo it would make sense to be a blessing (or a curse, depending on how you look at it)
21:59.27OluapPlayerinvulnerability is haram
21:59.30XhoThe fact that Caligaduro is making an already-immortal entity highly resistant/invulnerable to being hurt is probably a blessing in Leviathan's eyes
21:59.48XhoLeviathan is arguably Caligaduro's most trusted servant
22:00.47XhoAlso he's the business end of the prophets' affairs so whenever they have a problem they'd usually send Leviathan to flatten whatever's bothering them
22:01.25ImperiosSo he cannot actually feel anything because of it
22:01.48XhoHis blessing probably isn't absolute so he isn't totally invulnerable
22:02.02XhoKalarah could probably do some damage to him though he might find it would take some effort
22:03.18XhoThat being said the drawback of Leviathan's blessing is that he can't conjure magic
22:05.19XhoThough having a face-obscuring helm, a giant fuck-off sized blade and being invulnerable to damage means that Leviathan is |>
22:05.50OluapPlayerGorf is |>
22:05.54MonetWho needs magic when you're an unstoppable wall of unkillableness.
22:06.01Xhour meme is old kil urself
22:06.23OluapPlayeru die together cus hivemind
22:06.26Xho|>
22:07.10XhoKalarah's got the magic but Kalarah's too reckless for Caligaduro to trust him
22:07.10OluapPlayerI still want to make a story on the Duskwoods
22:07.19OluapPlayerBut i feel like I hit another writer's block
22:07.32XhoTaihadrae and Clothovera's Necromantic Adventure
22:07.49OluapPlayerClothovera - who the fuck            Taihadrae - you're not esulus
22:08.07XhoEsulus - i got stuck with the rabbit                             fucking drown me right now
22:08.28OluapPlayerMhor - can't drown         but can eat
22:08.37XhoEsulus - CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
22:08.58OluapPlayerMhor - nasty parasites dere
22:09.12XhoEsulus - go fuk urself fleabag
22:09.20Xhohttp://www.cringechannel.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/cringe0108.jpg Also this again because why the hell not
22:09.57OluapPlayerMore like White Potato
22:10.49XhoWOTATO
22:11.24XhoNdrhthryr meanwhile is probably thinking "fucking dalmiric casuls"
22:16.01Hachimanhttp://ww4.sinaimg.cn/bmiddle/62faf073gw1ezkz98aukkg208c0c5npd.jpg
22:16.58Xhodug
22:26.56Hachimanhttps://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/12507269_2017668248256224_8759649776568535425_n.jpg?oh=cef26cabd7bc52018f7cd7c9be65f471&oe=57088767 So this is an Irish half-pint
22:28.15Xhoterribru
22:30.38ImperiosHachiman: Inferior to vodka in every way
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22:40.48DrodoEmpireHi everyone
22:41.22GhelaeHello.
22:47.29Imperioshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Mnmhtr4ThE&feature=youtu.be
22:50.23dromHachiman: Gotta love messy stations http://i.imgur.com/gw912Gx.png
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22:55.35Xhohttp://cdn.mos.musicradar.com/images/aaaroot/guitars/1jan16/ibanez2016/ibanez-2016-opener-1200-80.jpg this guitar tho
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23:06.57DrodoEmpiretest
23:12.16XhoFAILED
23:12.25DrodoEmpire3:
23:26.59DrodoEmpirehttp://imgur.com/gallery/J2et2vJ
23:38.31ImpyDroidHachiman: http://i.imgur.com/KX11dF1h.jpg
23:38.55DrodoEmpireJesus
23:39.02ImpyDroidYou can guess where this came from
23:41.50HachimanI watched where that came from
23:41.53HachimanWas some freaky shit
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23:43.37ImpyDroidWhy am I not surprised
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23:44.01HachimanThere's porn I watch for the sake of porn and the there's porn I watch for the sake of funny or freaky
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23:45.26ImpyDroidDon't tell me you watched that MLP amateur thing
23:45.43ImpyDroid(I only watch French arthouse lesbian porn that won the Palme d'or)
23:46.26HachimanCannot say I have
23:52.44OluapPlayerWhy you talking about what porn you watch in public
23:53.27HachimanBecause Imp posted a pic from a freaky porno
23:53.30HachimanIt's funny to me
23:56.06Hachimanhttps://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtf1/v/t1.0-9/1237553_1723504887871763_3287749577071528768_n.jpg?oh=53db524d6a02ab32921ee961b892301f&oe=5708D652 "Revive them all. Necromancer."

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