| 00:00.20 | OluapPlayer | I've never watched Terminator |
| 00:00.29 | The_Randomness | ah shit |
| 00:00.38 | drom | I recognize these following: Harry Potter, Terminator, Martix, Bourne (Identity) and Juarssic Park |
| 00:00.44 | The_Randomness | That's the guy on the motorcycle, right? |
| 00:00.48 | drom | Yeah |
| 00:00.55 | The_Randomness | Yeah, that's what threw me off |
| 00:01.02 | The_Randomness | I have seen that movie before, though |
| 00:01.27 | The_Randomness | I guess I should've said immediately recognized |
| 00:01.33 | drom | I cannot put my finger on which Terminator he first rode a motorcycle |
| 00:01.49 | Hachiman | Terminator 2 I believe |
| 00:02.11 | drom | The first frame looks like Braveheart, because I recognize the Sword |
| 00:02.13 | drom | sword* |
| 00:02.40 | Hachiman | I recognize Shaun of the Dead in there |
| 00:02.42 | Hachiman | Great film that |
| 00:02.53 | drom | Oh shit, Slience of Lambs is even in there |
| 00:03.16 | drom | I have not seen the movie, but the book is really great. |
| 00:03.40 | drom | idk about the morgan freeman one though |
| 00:03.54 | Hachiman | Something with Clint Eastwood |
| 00:05.02 | drom | Someone says it is "Unforgiven" |
| 00:05.15 | drom | but I think Shawshank Redemption was his best movie |
| 00:06.40 | drom | The Kevin Spacey one is referencing to "Se7en" (Seven) |
| 00:07.03 | Hachiman | https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xlf1/v/t1.0-9/1909845_2008932519129797_8511587226859073870_n.jpg?oh=e36c2bdda49a672ae2ea41c680265fda&oe=571785D9 |
| 00:08.57 | OluapPlayer | Babies are awful little demons |
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| 00:13.44 | DrodoEmpire | Be back soon |
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| 00:20.47 | DrodoEmpire | Back |
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| 00:42.40 | Wormy_away | DrodoEmpire: How long do you think you could survive if you time travelled to the middle ages? Would you keep away from disease infested towns and luck it out in the wilderness, or would you try to secretly use some modern hygiene like making your own soap and boiling water? |
| 00:43.00 | DrodoEmpire | Interesting question |
| 00:43.22 | Wormy_away | I say secretly because... I'd be pretty wary showing my modern sorcery |
| 00:43.33 | DrodoEmpire | I'd use every bit of modern knowledge I possibly could and try and stick to smaller villages at that |
| 00:43.52 | DrodoEmpire | Still probably wouldn't last long between infected wounds and violent footpads |
| 00:44.04 | Wormy_away | yeah |
| 00:44.28 | Wormy_away | If I knew how to make my own penicillin, that might go a long way. |
| 00:44.38 | DrodoEmpire | They were a tougher bunch of people back then- Not better educated or smarter, but tougher I think |
| 00:44.45 | DrodoEmpire | Oh for sure |
| 00:44.48 | Wormy_away | I think so too |
| 00:44.51 | DrodoEmpire | But I don't imagine that's easy |
| 00:46.56 | Wormy_away | The trouble would be to isolate the fungi that produce it, culture them, and then somehow isolate and preserve the chemical |
| 00:47.04 | DrodoEmpire | ^ |
| 00:53.24 | Wormy_away | Some people say your best bet is to find a monastery |
| 00:53.42 | DrodoEmpire | But yeah another thing would be superstitious people; Also arbitrary barons/knights/lords |
| 00:53.49 | DrodoEmpire | ...That's reasonable, yeah |
| 00:54.47 | DrodoEmpire | Monasteries are generally isolated from the rest of society, there's relatively good hygiene and food security, and a modern person's literacy and education may have *some* use there |
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| 00:58.52 | Wormy_away | The other thing that would be problematic is bringing back diseases from our century. If people started dying around this stranger who can't speak properly they might perceive him as devilish. |
| 00:59.25 | DrodoEmpire | ^ |
| 00:59.33 | DrodoEmpire | Though, what diseases might those be? |
| 00:59.45 | DrodoEmpire | Just different strains of old diseases from then? |
| 01:02.23 | Monet | Smallpox? |
| 01:02.30 | Wormy_away | The simple fact even common germs would have changed, with people around having no immunity from heredity or such |
| 01:02.56 | Wormy_away | I mean, germs from our time causing disease to people in their own |
| 01:03.14 | DrodoEmpire | Right |
| 01:04.22 | DrodoEmpire | Monet: Well yeah Medieval Europe was an enormous cesspool, but I mean because of this a lot of people had a degree of immunity so I suspected that maybe a modern person might not actually be much more deadly |
| 01:04.52 | DrodoEmpire | But really they probably would be pretty deadly as slightly different strains could render natural immunity useless |
| 01:15.25 | Zilla_TW | Good-bye all |
| 01:15.33 | DrodoEmpire | Bye! |
| 01:28.41 | Monet | http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/352771022139924546/B67661B824188B0125B97CA1D59AFC869611124E/ Lun-Dun |
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| 02:56.38 | DrodoEmpire | test |
| 03:14.05 | DrodoEmpire | http://i.imgur.com/EJIWsgu.jpg - FUCKIN' SALE |
| 03:15.28 | Wormy_away | lol |
| 03:29.34 | DrodoEmpire | http://cdn3.list25.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/engrish17.png |
| 03:36.32 | Wormy_away | blunt |
| 03:36.49 | Wormy_away | bye |
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| 09:29.17 | AdmiralPanda | hi all |
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| 12:08.05 | drom_away | AdmiralPanda Imperios: "Played with a guy once that, for weeks, mentioned some vagrant running by, making choking noises. It was only once the campaign was done that somebody asked him about the significance of what turned out to be just a running gag." |
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| 12:28.32 | AdmiralPanda | this story has groan written all over it |
| 12:28.44 | AdmiralPanda | wow I've been paying attention for zero seconds |
| 12:29.08 | AdmiralPanda | in my defence I was playing fallout and IRC didn't give me a beep |
| 12:29.25 | OluapPlayer | Eh? |
| 12:30.11 | AdmiralPanda | about a minute before you arrived Drom started recounting a D&D story |
| 12:30.37 | OluapPlayer | Ah |
| 12:46.58 | drom | AdmiralPanda: You might like this one hur https://www.reddit.com/r/DnD/comments/3zmmnp/our_dm_thinks_hes_a_comedian/ |
| 12:48.47 | AdmiralPanda | I tried not to laugh |
| 12:48.47 | AdmiralPanda | I failed |
| 12:48.50 | AdmiralPanda | I failed really, really badly |
| 12:49.08 | AdmiralPanda | I need to do this at some point |
| 12:53.22 | OluapPlayer | Technobliterator: You there? |
| 12:55.09 | OluapPlayer | Guess not |
| 12:55.28 | Technobliterator | I am |
| 12:55.31 | Technobliterator | what's up? |
| 12:55.43 | OluapPlayer | Ah |
| 12:56.12 | OluapPlayer | The "creator" part of the planet infobox is not showing up in pages |
| 12:56.34 | Technobliterator | right |
| 12:57.01 | OluapPlayer | This has actually been the case for many months but I always forgot to tell you about it |
| 12:59.48 | Technobliterator | this is odd |
| 13:00.07 | drom | I could investiage it as well |
| 13:00.08 | Technobliterator | oh wait |
| 13:00.13 | Technobliterator | I know what it is |
| 13:01.03 | Technobliterator | should work now |
| 13:01.05 | Technobliterator | of course |
| 13:01.17 | Technobliterator | this won't matter when we eventually convert every single infobox on the wiki to PIs |
| 13:01.25 | Technobliterator | and probably run into other problems |
| 13:01.33 | Technobliterator | but it's nice to have working ones until we do that |
| 13:02.26 | drom | thumb rule in programming: if it works, you don't need to refactor the terrible code |
| 13:02.52 | OluapPlayer | Yeah it's working now |
| 13:02.56 | OluapPlayer | ya did okay dumba |
| 13:05.38 | Technobliterator | ya mom |
| 13:05.51 | Technobliterator | drom, this is not true at all |
| 13:06.07 | Technobliterator | "if it ain't broke, don't fix it" is the stupidest argument ever |
| 13:09.15 | OluapPlayer | It isn't, fixing something that's not broken will just lead it to be broken |
| 13:13.46 | Technobliterator | Whereas leaving old and inefficient code without improving it because it "works" just leads to it going stale and making no improvements |
| 13:15.01 | Technobliterator | the old code is bad on load times and on the mobile skin, PIs solve both of these problems, I just need them to introduce one more feature before I convert everything |
| 13:15.22 | OluapPlayer | If it's bad then it's broken |
| 13:15.42 | OluapPlayer | The argument doesn't work in this case |
| 13:17.22 | Technobliterator | Oh, then that's fine. It's not like we're redoing it for the sake of redoing it |
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| 13:44.11 | Wormy_ | hi |
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| 13:55.48 | Wormy_ | hi |
| 13:56.26 | OluapPlayer | Hello |
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| 14:22.17 | Wormy_ | North Korea announces H bomb test, nobody believes them http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-35241686 |
| 14:23.16 | OluapPlayer | North Korea is the attention whore of countries |
| 14:28.23 | Wormy_ | lizards trained not to eat toxic toads http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-35235518 |
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| 14:49.08 | Wormy_ | I love the fake applause in this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6cQ4MZk3kw |
| 15:35.51 | TekDroid | "Use Internet Explorer" -My Elec prof |
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| 15:52.12 | TekDroid | Hello |
| 15:53.07 | Imperios | Hi |
| 15:53.40 | Imperios | Wormy_: Imagine North Korea facing the Islamic State |
| 15:54.45 | Wormy_ | North Korea's army would trump, and fuel propaganda to the regime for saving the world. |
| 15:55.38 | Imperios | Kim Jong Un nukes ar-Raqqa |
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| 16:08.09 | ImpyDroid | Wormy_: Anyway; is there any in-univetse reason that the Grox colonize galactic cores? |
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| 16:09.34 | Wormy_ | Well, my idea for that explanation is that they use the galactic cores for industry, to harvest the tidal forces of the supermassive black hole's accretion disk. |
| 16:10.43 | Wormy_ | And maybe use the for intergalactic travel. |
| 16:10.45 | Wormy_ | *them |
| 16:12.30 | Wormy_ | The Grox Meta-Emperor wants to live to the end of the universe, so naturally wants all the supermassive black holes he can get hold of for the eventual engineering of the final singularity |
| 16:12.43 | Wormy_ | And doesn't want competition |
| 16:13.03 | Wormy_ | with other stellar-scale AI Minds |
| 16:13.52 | Wormy_ | One could concot an explanation based on Spore, that each black hole harbours habours an AI like Steve with a weapon that creates life and destroys Grox in the process. |
| 16:15.59 | ImpyDroid | Or the Grox make them |
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| 16:26.24 | Wormy_ | ImpyDroid: Trump could be banned from entering the UK http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/jan/05/mps-to-debate-banning-donald-trump-from-uk |
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| 16:27.45 | Catface | Hello |
| 16:29.46 | Wormy_ | hi |
| 16:31.37 | ImpyDroid | http://www.theguardian.com/books/2015/dec/08/jk-rowling-on-donald-trump-voldemort-was-nowhere-as-bad Make Hogwarts great again |
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| 16:33.04 | Hachiman | Hi |
| 16:33.17 | Wormy_ | lol |
| 16:33.19 | Wormy_ | hi |
| 16:34.36 | Wormy_ | http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/video/2015/nov/26/donald-trump-appears-to-mock-disabled-reporter-video |
| 16:37.18 | Wormy_ | I hate it when you drink coffee and it doesn't wake you up but makes your heart race. |
| 16:41.41 | Wormy_ | Hachiman: Another film by Darren Aronofsky I like is https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Fountain |
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| 17:30.28 | Xho | oops |
| 17:31.20 | Wormy_ | drom: http://imgur.com/gallery/1VkY1R4 |
| 17:31.42 | OluapPlayer | spi |
| 17:32.09 | OluapPlayer | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Planet:Koldenwelt/Duskwoods c spooky forest |
| 17:32.24 | Wormy_ | Xho http://imgur.com/gallery/OmIHJiq |
| 17:33.57 | Xho | i saw |
| 17:34.07 | Xho | Wormy_: Well that was a turn |
| 17:34.27 | Xho | OluapPlayer: quoted |
| 17:35.06 | OluapPlayer | Ghoul - noice walkin dead woman |
| 17:35.23 | Xho | Taihadrae - im the sexy version of u |
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| 17:37.39 | Monet | hi |
| 17:38.15 | OluapPlayer | Hi |
| 17:39.08 | Monet | I'm really late to it but today I learned that 'hardscoping' is a word that exists. |
| 17:39.41 | Xho | aye |
| 17:40.01 | OluapPlayer | I require the presence of the russian/korean/alien |
| 17:40.03 | OluapPlayer | ~summon Imperios |
| 17:40.03 | infobot | apt takes out 20 clean, identical-looking phones, some extra hands, and pretends to be a telemarketer for a large corporation, so he gets delivered a phonelist containing Imperios's coordinates |
| 17:41.00 | Monet | I agree with the majority though, 'hardscoping' is a redundant term. |
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| 17:42.21 | Monet | Silly CoDkiddies and their tar-worthy treatment of guns. |
| 17:42.21 | The_Randomness | Hello |
| 17:42.38 | Monet | hi |
| 17:43.01 | Monet | tear-worthy treatment of guns.* |
| 17:43.21 | OluapPlayer | AGH |
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| 17:43.30 | Jepardi | Hi |
| 17:43.51 | Monet | I wonder how mant of them now would still be so high-and-mighty without aim assist. |
| 17:46.24 | Monet | Although it has made me tempted to turn off aim assist more. |
| 18:00.18 | Xho | OluapAway: http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Planet:Koldenwelt/Lightless_Plains c spooky ice forest |
| 18:08.54 | Xho | All the areas I have on Koldenwelt are inhospitable lands of DOOOM |
| 18:11.11 | Monet | Must be a sign |
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| 18:21.59 | ImpyDroid | Hi |
| 18:22.08 | ImpyDroid | Monet drom: http://i.4cdn.org/tg/1452104439145.png |
| 18:22.34 | Monet | Sounds painful |
| 18:37.26 | Xho | <PROTECTED> |
| 18:37.38 | Xho | It's so true it hurts |
| 18:40.37 | Wormy_ | I dunno, I have trouble stopping |
| 18:41.39 | Wormy_ | In the pub I'm strategising how to get as much pints as possible before it closes hur |
| 18:45.35 | Wormy_ | https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/12400433_1281117581905812_4732025305998923841_n.jpg?oh=ccd1bf8e935d7f7eda0f4df6aa1f66fe&oe=57434539 |
| 18:45.55 | Wormy_ | I see loads of runners this time of year who never stick to it past January |
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| 19:20.21 | drom | Wormy_: Seen that stacked fennec fox pic, and it is shopped |
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| 19:21.03 | Hachiman | Hi |
| 19:21.10 | Hachiman | I am feeling rather ill |
| 19:22.48 | drom | orag |
| 19:23.09 | Wormy_ | that last one http://imgur.com/gallery/RJwBhxT |
| 19:23.33 | drom | Charles_Murray Monet The_Randomness TekDroid: Civ5 squad! Assemble! |
| 19:23.53 | TekDroid | Just boarded a train actually. XD |
| 19:23.58 | The_Randomness | rip |
| 19:23.59 | TekDroid | In an hour or so? |
| 19:24.23 | The_Randomness | I've got a haircut in about two hours, but I'll need to leave a little bit before then |
| 19:24.27 | The_Randomness | But sure |
| 19:24.27 | Wormy_ | "Instructions unclear: Read backwards since its manga style. Couldn't put vegetables back together or un-break eggs." http://imgur.com/gallery/Qoli6 |
| 19:25.08 | Monet | I'm busy |
| 19:25.11 | TekDroid | The_Randomness: Coincidentally what I just boarded this train to go get done. XD |
| 19:26.02 | TekDroid | May want to wait until later then, an hour is my lower estimate. Hour and a half at least probably |
| 19:26.12 | drom | I've to go in 2-3 hours too |
| 19:26.24 | drom | Cause, living with family has its sides |
| 19:27.06 | TekDroid | My hair is getting annoyingly long, and I have shopping stuff. |
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| 19:30.30 | Charles_Murray | I have a haircut in forty minutes |
| 19:30.36 | Charles_Murray | So I can't :( |
| 19:31.09 | drom | For the first time in a long while, the word "haircut" becomes relevant in #sporewiki |
| 19:31.36 | drom | I mean, I'm fazed |
| 19:33.57 | TekDroid | Three of us? Wow |
| 19:34.31 | drom | Anyway, I've recently noticed something about Brasilia, aside from it is easy to annoy them, and easy to be annoyed by them, their leader actually uses "huehuehue" in place of laughter. |
| 19:34.54 | TekDroid | O.o |
| 19:35.57 | drom | That's when he comments about your weak military strength. He also emphasizes that "your military strength makes my peasants look like special operatives". |
| 19:36.20 | drom | Needless to say, he declared war against me, twice. |
| 19:38.01 | drom | Oh wait, he actually just did it once. I was looking at someone else's relations to them |
| 19:39.04 | drom | TekDroid Monet Charles_Murray: See the second communiques entry http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/358400521676261014/6AA51B6CF471A08C0D8C894A92FE3942F80C70AC/ |
| 19:39.33 | TekDroid | O.o |
| 19:46.07 | Charles_Murray | I hope to be able to play this weekend, tohugh |
| 19:46.29 | drom | Alright he just declared war on me, for the second time |
| 19:47.52 | TekDroid | Charles_Murray: Same. |
| 19:52.07 | drom | I'm not sure I can do this weekend |
| 19:57.50 | Hachiman | drom: "I emailed one of my German friends during the height of the immigrant crisis and asked him, "how will you accomodate all these people?" He said, "we made camps for 6 million Jews, this will be easy."" |
| 19:58.35 | Xho | OluapAway: http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=594607893 |
| 19:59.49 | Wormy_ | I bent down and felt something pop in my nose and now I'm in eye watering agony |
| 20:01.10 | Wormy_ | nothing bleeding yet, but has that feel you get before a nose bleed |
| 20:02.58 | ImpyDroid | Hachiman: That is their master plan |
| 20:03.09 | ImpyDroid | Invite as many refugees as possible |
| 20:03.19 | ImpyDroid | Make everyone in the EU hate them |
| 20:03.36 | ImpyDroid | Now Germany can build Reich again |
| 20:03.46 | Wormy_ | Hachiman, Xho, ImpyDroid: Real life Heavy http://imgur.com/gallery/eL9KE |
| 20:05.52 | ImpyDroid | A person with a hormonal disorder? Meh, big deal |
| 20:06.14 | Xho | 7'4" |
| 20:06.16 | Xho | dang |
| 20:07.24 | Wormy_ | ImpyDroid: Except he could do things like pick up Arnie like a child, flipped a car with drunks in it who harrased him, drunk more beer than anyone-else and didn't need a hammer |
| 20:07.36 | ImpyDroid | Big deal |
| 20:07.43 | Wormy_ | U jelly |
| 20:07.56 | ImpyDroid | As I said |
| 20:08.00 | ImpyDroid | Big deal |
| 20:08.05 | ImpyDroid | BIG deal |
| 20:08.10 | Wormy_ | OH |
| 20:08.11 | ImpyDroid | Dammit are my puns that bad |
| 20:08.12 | Hachiman | Oh wow |
| 20:08.17 | Wormy_ | I feel dumb |
| 20:09.18 | Xho | So I got to Dead Wind Cavern on New Vegas |
| 20:09.39 | Xho | 5 deathclaws already |
| 20:27.20 | TekDroid | Charles_Murray Drom The_Randomness: Well my shopping is done and the store didn't have what I wanted. If you want to play Civ after the rest of you get haircuts just ping me. |
| 20:27.31 | The_Randomness | ok |
| 20:27.54 | Xho | hurcuts |
| 20:27.56 | OluapPlayer | AAAAAAAAAAAAAH |
| 20:28.00 | Xho | i |
| 20:28.07 | OluapPlayer | ImpyDroid: http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Planet:Koldenwelt/Duskwoods chek |
| 20:28.25 | Xho | u cheki my linx homeboy |
| 20:28.34 | OluapPlayer | did dis |
| 20:28.36 | Xho | That came out weird |
| 20:28.42 | ImpyDroid | Duskwoods |
| 20:28.44 | OluapPlayer | is a linx alrite |
| 20:29.02 | ImpyDroid | My inner WoW faggot is screaming in joy |
| 20:29.10 | Xho | >inner |
| 20:29.15 | OluapPlayer | There is a Duskwoods in WoW? |
| 20:30.18 | ImpyDroid | A Duskwood |
| 20:30.40 | OluapPlayer | Anyway check the page, you'll find something familiar there |
| 20:30.44 | ImpyDroid | It's south of Stormwind, shrouded in eternal darkness and full of werewolves |
| 20:30.56 | ImpyDroid | Yeah I've noticed |
| 20:31.01 | ImpyDroid | dem eyes |
| 20:32.07 | OluapPlayer | yuy |
| 20:32.44 | OluapPlayer | The human colony needs to have goths in it hur |
| 20:33.00 | OluapPlayer | Also you're welcome to suggest what their main city is called |
| 20:35.16 | Hachiman | Dunno what the city would be called actually since four nations were involved in its foundations |
| 20:35.41 | OluapPlayer | Don't humans have a unified language/naming convention? |
| 20:35.53 | Hachiman | Not for cities |
| 20:36.33 | OluapPlayer | Also need a top quoto |
| 20:36.34 | Hachiman | All cities, aside from the Imperial capital, are named in the provinces' native tongue |
| 20:37.26 | Technobliterator | top quoto |
| 20:37.36 | Technobliterator | top quotooooooo |
| 20:37.46 | OluapPlayer | shup dumba go work on ottzello war |
| 20:38.44 | Xho | Darkus Cityus |
| 20:38.45 | Technobliterator | neva |
| 20:38.48 | Technobliterator | dats alredy don |
| 20:40.27 | OluapPlayer | endin not written |
| 20:40.29 | OluapPlayer | not dun yet |
| 20:42.05 | Technobliterator | wait, it wasn't? |
| 20:42.15 | Technobliterator | you're joking, right? I didn't finish the ending? .____. |
| 20:42.19 | Technobliterator | .___________________. |
| 20:42.27 | Technobliterator | oh my god I need to do that then |
| 20:42.58 | OluapPlayer | You were on like "other users need to do stuff" then never worked on it again |
| 20:43.10 | Technobliterator | ah, yeah |
| 20:43.14 | OluapPlayer | The other users are not going to contribute until you press them to |
| 20:43.14 | drom | Xho: I thought you were talking about Linux hur |
| 20:43.24 | Technobliterator | I basically completely forgot to press them about it |
| 20:43.28 | Technobliterator | hm |
| 20:43.33 | OluapPlayer | cus yor a dumba |
| 20:43.46 | Technobliterator | Ghelae, Wormy_, either of you up for working on First Ottzello Galactic War sections? :o |
| 20:44.20 | Ghelae | Me? |
| 20:44.26 | Ghelae | has a look to see if that makes sense |
| 20:44.49 | Wormy_ | Perhaps tonight |
| 20:45.17 | Technobliterator | Well, I figured if you'd reckoned stuff in to exist during Tigris War time, it'd fit into the First Ottzello War now |
| 20:45.44 | Ghelae | If it's post-Tigris, then it's not impossible. |
| 20:48.07 | Ghelae | Back when we were writing those early inter/post-WoA fictions, the Girdo Empire's usual thing to do was just send Droner swarms to help their allies. |
| 20:49.07 | Ghelae | In that case, they might help out the DCP, whom they basically latched onto until they decided they were able to face the wider universe on their own and started the Girdo Campaigns. |
| 20:49.18 | Wormy_ | I could involve the Ottzelian Grimbolsaurians some way |
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| 20:59.29 | Ghelae | I recently had an idea of writing something about all the tiny, more-often-than-not artificial spiral galaxies that we have in the fictionverse, like Ottzello, Girdo, and the Quadrants. |
| 20:59.55 | OluapPlayer | Ottzello was tiny? |
| 21:00.20 | Ghelae | In terms of star count, I mean. At least according to its page it was. |
| 21:00.27 | OluapPlayer | Huh |
| 21:00.38 | OluapPlayer | I always imagined it as being Milky Way-sized |
| 21:01.11 | Ghelae | In fact, the infobox even says its only 9500 light years across. |
| 21:01.41 | Ghelae | it was* |
| 21:01.52 | Ghelae | My reasoning for writing about them as a group is that this type of galaxy seems to be fairly unique to Spore-derived fiction, since galaxies with such small star counts aren't something taken from real life but are instead based on the very sparse in-game Spore galaxy. |
| 21:02.34 | Wormy_ | Spore Cultists - It's obvious! |
| 21:02.40 | Ghelae | So they aren't dwarf galaxies, and they aren't hobbit galaxies as they're sometimes described. So what to call them? Naturally, and somewhat fitting with their origin as artificial galaxies seeded with life, I figured that they should be called spore galaxies. |
| 21:03.02 | OluapPlayer | ba--dum *tish* |
| 21:08.18 | Ghelae | It's probably not worth a whole article. I might just add a note to the SporeWiki locations page some time. |
| 21:13.49 | ImpyDroid | So this is a way of breaking the fourth wall |
| 21:15.09 | The_Randomness | I'll be back in a bit |
| 21:17.26 | OluapPlayer | http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/f/f9/Tereza_von_Dragan.png do u want to touch me |
| 21:19.08 | Technobliterator | Ottzello was tiny to explain how not many people were in it |
| 21:19.15 | Technobliterator | And yeah, Ghelae, the ned of the war was just about post-Tigris |
| 21:19.33 | Technobliterator | They could've sent Droners in to fight Loron |
| 21:20.26 | Xho | ew wat is dat |
| 21:21.57 | OluapPlayer | That is what Zran Kar did when vampire started to disobey him |
| 21:22.15 | OluapPlayer | She's also the vampire boss of the Duskwoods |
| 21:22.24 | OluapPlayer | vampires started* |
| 21:24.46 | Xho | still ew |
| 21:25.33 | OluapPlayer | She's a Sanguinary, therefore she's made of blood |
| 21:25.34 | OluapPlayer | So yes, ew |
| 21:27.21 | Xho | so ew |
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| 21:27.55 | LuxorHere | Hello |
| 21:29.42 | Xho | http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/b/bb/Taihadrae2016.png/revision/latest?cb=20160106212742 New Taihadrae model |
| 21:29.45 | Ghelae | Hello. |
| 21:30.08 | OluapPlayer | majik hand |
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| 21:30.23 | Ghelae | Technobliterator: That could happen. And/or I could foreshadow the "Tokzhalan" involvement in the second war. |
| 21:30.38 | Technobliterator | This sounds good |
| 21:31.10 | Xho | So chronologically speaking, Taihadrae is 704 years old |
| 21:31.49 | LuxorHere | I think I figured out a new way of instant transport of information and/or matter, though I'd need some consultation with it |
| 21:31.50 | Ghelae | Perhaps a small force of Droners is sent in, but Girdo Intelligence decides that it has a better plan, but it won't be able to put it into practice until some time after the war is over. |
| 21:32.31 | Ghelae | LuxorHere: For real life or something vaguely plausible-sounding for fiction? |
| 21:32.46 | LuxorHere | For fiction, and it should work with Spore physics |
| 21:33.02 | LuxorHere | How it would work: |
| 21:33.15 | LuxorHere | 1) Objects used - 'Spheres' |
| 21:33.54 | LuxorHere | Small metal balls, size of a tennis ball. Equipped with small quantum computer, battery, radio and maneuver engines. |
| 21:34.51 | LuxorHere | Spheres would be able to communicate with each other in range, creating edges of a solid. |
| 21:35.30 | LuxorHere | Then, (IDK how yet), additional sphere activates, and this one has to be quite away from formed solid. |
| 21:36.22 | LuxorHere | This sphere is connected to another sphere using tangled wormholes, what makes the range of method almost infinte; |
| 21:36.44 | ImpyDroid | OluapPlayer: Telfinne - SISTER <3333 |
| 21:36.55 | OluapPlayer | she's not a bag of crazy and ponies |
| 21:37.06 | LuxorHere | And somehow (this needs thinking too) this sphere equipped with wormhole transfers whole information about volume of solid created by the other ones; |
| 21:37.28 | LuxorHere | and trasfers all of it to the tangled one, which recreates everything in another point of space. |
| 21:37.44 | LuxorHere | I'd need a picture to explain it better, though not today if so. |
| 21:38.11 | Ghelae | This seems like an elaborate way of transporting stuff (or at least information) through wormholes. So I don't think there's anything wrong with it. |
| 21:38.43 | LuxorHere | The idea was to create a method of transport which would work for small objects and did not need going to wormhole existing in void or using hyperspacial transport methods. |
| 21:39.34 | LuxorHere | Though the problem might sometimes be the fact, that all volume of the solid is transfered, so (atmospheric) pressure could do some mess. |
| 21:39.59 | Ghelae | Jump/wormhole drives create wormholes with spacelike-seperated ends for spaceships to travel through; this would be a smaller - and presumably easier - version of it. |
| 21:41.33 | LuxorHere | And since these spheres have the maneuver engines (6, to ensure that xyz dimensions are not a problem for them) these could be used in space as well as on surface of a planet |
| 21:42.02 | LuxorHere | Though maintaining a wormhole in such a sphere might be a problem. |
| 21:48.30 | LuxorHere | So, well, that's all from me for now, continue discussions, etc. |
| 21:57.24 | ImpyDroid | Xho: What is that character you compared Telfinne with |
| 21:57.33 | Xho | uh |
| 21:57.43 | ImpyDroid | From Lego Movie |
| 21:57.46 | Xho | Oh |
| 21:57.48 | Xho | Unikitty |
| 21:59.03 | Monet | Makes a lot of sense |
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| 22:05.19 | drom | Monet Wormy_: http://i.imgur.com/54BsdUp.png Inspiration take from this concept http://img11.deviantart.net/b431/i/2009/080/5/9/taiidan_frigate_engine_by_talros.jpg |
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| 22:06.47 | DrodoEmpire | Hi everyone |
| 22:08.03 | Monet | hi |
| 22:09.12 | OluapPlayer | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Captain:Tereza_von_Dragan I wants to do hanky panky with a literal blood clot |
| 22:09.16 | OluapPlayer | *Who wants |
| 22:09.57 | Xho | LEL |
| 22:10.17 | Xho | "I wants to do hanky panky with a literal blood clot" - OluapPlayer, 2016 |
| 22:10.25 | OluapPlayer | *Who |
| 22:10.27 | OluapPlayer | lrn 2 reed |
| 22:10.36 | Xho | ur typo ruind ur life |
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| 22:10.52 | OluapPlayer | as if |
| 22:10.57 | OluapPlayer | i perved ovr much worse m8 |
| 22:11.13 | The_Randomness | Hello |
| 22:11.18 | OluapPlayer | Hi[ |
| 22:11.24 | Xho | dear god |
| 22:11.35 | Xho | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Captain:Taihadrae_Ashdan I made this more 2016-ish |
| 22:11.51 | Xho | Also much implications of tomfoolery with Skaurovirn males |
| 22:12.40 | OluapPlayer | Anna fukd a zombie then |
| 22:13.26 | OluapPlayer | "Cryptomancy was always one of those strange things that I didn't understand." |
| 22:13.33 | OluapPlayer | Sea Witch - i use water, not arcane, u dum corpse |
| 22:13.47 | Xho | Taihadrae - den hao u transform into dragon |
| 22:14.27 | OluapPlayer | Sea Witch - dats old canon shi |
| 22:14.44 | Xho | Taihadrae - still dunt understand super soaker magic |
| 22:15.11 | OluapPlayer | Sea Witch - take a bath u stink of ded corpse |
| 22:15.30 | Xho | Taihadrae - actuly smell normal go dai |
| 22:16.23 | OluapPlayer | Page is good, my quotes are still valid hur |
| 22:17.30 | Xho | Annamasakkan - dark elf perks u kno |
| 22:17.44 | Xho | I imagine that Taihadrae is probably a Dalmiric Human/Vila Elf hybrid |
| 22:18.56 | Xho | Which makes for double dark magic combo |
| 22:20.13 | Xho | That would make for a very odd skin colour |
| 22:20.33 | Xho | Metallic silver blue/copper skin |
| 22:20.58 | Xho | Taihadrae probably had some dark red skin or something |
| 22:21.19 | OluapPlayer | She's a walking corpse, she wouldn't have her natural skin |
| 22:21.24 | OluapPlayer | colour |
| 22:21.39 | Xho | In her life u dum |
| 22:23.57 | Xho | So I guess she'd look like some metallic rosy Erylian if she had that skin colour |
| 22:24.04 | Xho | Man I bet she was fun at ethnic discussions |
| 22:24.10 | OluapPlayer | Erylian - what the fuck yo |
| 22:24.24 | Xho | Taihadrae - lol not even fire |
| 22:24.57 | OluapPlayer | Tibias - BONE |
| 22:25.16 | Xho | Taihadrae - i got flesh u kno |
| 22:25.27 | OluapPlayer | Tibias - AND TENTACLES |
| 22:25.28 | Xho | I wouldn't even say Taihadae is corpse like |
| 22:25.36 | Xho | She's just got cold purple skin |
| 22:25.52 | Xho | And blackened eyes but still |
| 22:25.58 | Xho | She fits into Dalmiric society well enough |
| 22:25.59 | OluapPlayer | she ded |
| 22:26.01 | Hachiman | She still got that tiddy |
| 22:26.17 | Xho | Taihadrae - up here u small dicked walking stew |
| 22:26.19 | OluapPlayer | her tiddy is apparently property of Anna |
| 22:26.34 | OluapPlayer | Vixaatus - awful younglings |
| 22:26.53 | Xho | Annamasakkan and Taihadrae would've met in the Soul Market |
| 22:26.59 | Xho | of which I need to do a picture of |
| 22:27.26 | OluapPlayer | I need to make more critters for the Duskwoods |
| 22:27.44 | OluapPlayer | It's hard not to straight rip off The Witcher. Which I already did with the ghouls |
| 22:27.57 | Xho | Do you want to add the Lindworms to the Lightless Plains page or nah |
| 22:28.13 | OluapPlayer | If it fits, why not |
| 22:28.14 | Xho | The Lightless Plains were where the team went in Eschaton to get the Chalice of Hakov |
| 22:28.15 | OluapPlayer | Which reminds me |
| 22:28.21 | Hachiman | Make gnomes |
| 22:28.24 | Hachiman | Dark gnomes |
| 22:28.42 | OluapPlayer | One idea for a Talmyr landmark: Siivhahzin's fossilized skull |
| 22:28.49 | Hachiman | yis |
| 22:28.51 | Hachiman | I support this |
| 22:28.53 | Xho | Taihadrae - took selfies there once was good |
| 22:28.59 | Xho | Yeah that can work |
| 22:29.11 | OluapPlayer | Not sure how big that'd be |
| 22:29.15 | Xho | big |
| 22:29.19 | OluapPlayer | Probably as big as a very big mountain |
| 22:29.39 | OluapPlayer | Also the most probable place to be crawling with lindworms |
| 22:30.32 | Xho | Could be just half-buried in the ground, so from the sky it would look like a FUCKING HUGE SKULL |
| 22:30.41 | OluapPlayer | That's an idea |
| 22:30.47 | Xho | But not that distinguishable from sea-level |
| 22:31.08 | OluapPlayer | >look from ground level >weird shaped cliff >look from up >Jurassic Part theme starts playing |
| 22:31.09 | Xho | Could make sense that the Soul Market is built within Siivhahzin's eye socket |
| 22:31.23 | OluapPlayer | That works |
| 22:31.44 | Xho | Annamasakkan - real estate is fucking expensive u kno location: inside the eye of the dark colossus |
| 22:32.23 | Xho | Since the Deathdealers more or less govern the Lightless Plains I wonder what their relationship with the Lindworms are |
| 22:32.29 | Xho | Probably not great but not violent either |
| 22:32.47 | OluapPlayer | Lindworms are giant serpentine walls of anger |
| 22:32.49 | OluapPlayer | So probably very violent |
| 22:32.57 | Xho | Deathdealers - not good for business |
| 22:33.28 | OluapPlayer | Lindworm vs Deathdealer battles would probably be a spectacle for the merchants |
| 22:33.54 | Xho | Merchant - HIT THE DECK |
| 22:34.02 | OluapPlayer | Not that it'd happen often. Lindworms are not exactly numerous |
| 22:34.23 | OluapPlayer | nor do they live exclusively at Talmyr |
| 22:34.29 | OluapPlayer | A number of them live in the oceans |
| 22:34.43 | Xho | Mhor - this is not fish 0/10 wil not swim here again |
| 22:34.55 | OluapPlayer | hur |
| 22:37.14 | OluapPlayer | Speaking of dark colossus, we're still missing a New one |
| 22:37.28 | OluapPlayer | Which is somewhat of a surprise since Koldenwelt is Dark Magic Central atm |
| 22:38.21 | Xho | Taihadrae - i nominate annamasakkan's dick |
| 22:38.29 | Xho | Why did I write that |
| 22:39.37 | Xho | Well, Talmyr, Duskwoods and Skaurovirni Domain |
| 22:39.41 | Xho | dark magico everywhere-o |
| 22:39.50 | OluapPlayer | A day where Xho implies two of his chars did it |
| 22:39.52 | OluapPlayer | tis the apocalypse |
| 22:40.14 | Xho | Even Hachi died |
| 22:40.50 | Xho | Well we don't have a Sun Colossus either |
| 22:41.03 | Xho | Might be an idea for post-Eschaton |
| 22:41.51 | OluapPlayer | Also missing an Old Ice Colossus |
| 22:41.53 | OluapPlayer | You could have that one since you made the New one |
| 22:42.01 | Xho | ice coolossus |
| 22:42.08 | Xho | I still need to to Kartansimal's page |
| 22:42.08 | OluapPlayer | fuk ur pun |
| 22:43.29 | Xho | I might change Kartansimal's appearance again |
| 22:43.37 | Xho | Dunno what do but I'll think of something |
| 22:43.39 | Xho | to |
| 22:43.47 | Xho | My to's and do's are terrible |
| 22:43.52 | OluapPlayer | tdo |
| 22:45.04 | Xho | OluapPlayer: Kuga got banned from wikia |
| 22:45.11 | OluapPlayer | wat |
| 22:45.13 | OluapPlayer | Explain dis |
| 22:45.24 | Xho | He was insulting someone on their userpage, got globally banned |
| 22:45.29 | Xho | 0/10 no wiki skills |
| 22:45.52 | Xho | I don't think it's a permaban but still |
| 22:46.53 | Technobliterator | Global bans are often permanent, but not always |
| 22:47.04 | OluapPlayer | Kuga kinda had it coming |
| 22:47.13 | OluapPlayer | He ruled over the Freakshow wiki like a dictator |
| 22:47.28 | Xho | I did press Saris to warn him about aggressive language, so Saris demoted him from admin |
| 22:47.45 | Xho | That was on that concept wiki which has died a very OC-death |
| 22:47.45 | OluapPlayer | That must've broken his heart |
| 22:48.30 | OluapPlayer | All I know about the concept wiki is that there was some childish user who Kuga replied to by being extremely childish himself |
| 22:49.05 | OluapPlayer | Kuga + position of power = bad juju |
| 22:49.05 | Xho | Probably ToxicHolyGrenade |
| 22:49.09 | OluapPlayer | That guy |
| 22:49.15 | Xho | Yeah that's happened more than once |
| 22:49.19 | Xho | More like seven times |
| 22:49.26 | OluapPlayer | dat persistance |
| 22:49.38 | Xho | The terror is strong with that one |
| 22:50.39 | Xho | So I got five ideas for stories lined up |
| 22:50.44 | Xho | The solo ones I do |
| 22:51.09 | Xho | One of them is probably quite wide-scale but I dunno how accessible it might be |
| 22:51.19 | Xho | Since chronologically it happened about 650 years ago |
| 22:51.32 | OluapPlayer | Hm |
| 22:51.32 | OluapPlayer | Depends of what it is |
| 22:51.34 | OluapPlayer | yeah depends of what it is hur |
| 22:51.54 | Xho | War of the Thirteen Kings which I've mentioned a few times in pages |
| 22:52.11 | Xho | Dalmiric war with lots of dark magic, bad juju and human Ndrhthryr killing tens of thousands of people |
| 22:53.00 | OluapPlayer | Distance would make it impossible for me to contribute |
| 22:53.14 | Xho | bargh |
| 22:53.20 | Xho | Oh wait that's your thing |
| 22:53.21 | Xho | bah |
| 22:53.46 | OluapPlayer | lrn 2 reed |
| 22:53.54 | Xho | There's also Kelodhrosi Commonwealth DOUBLE DRAGON POWER intervention in it as well |
| 22:54.06 | OluapPlayer | Also the fact none of my factions have any relations with the Dalmiric Kingdom |
| 22:55.12 | Xho | Fair enough |
| 22:55.26 | Xho | There's also another Shiarchon thing with Julianus' rule in Talmyr |
| 22:56.03 | OluapPlayer | Arcturus - brother stop dis |
| 22:56.13 | Xho | Stories for Annamasakkan, Longinus and Riad as well |
| 22:56.40 | Xho | Riad's one is probably the one I'll be looking forward to do the most |
| 22:57.03 | Xho | https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xla1/t31.0-8/12466045_2530313617023874_3666726968844005936_o.jpg 5/7 |
| 22:57.18 | OluapPlayer | olol |
| 22:57.23 | OluapPlayer | Well you should do that one first then |
| 22:57.29 | OluapPlayer | after you're done with Dragon Speaker nagnagnag |
| 22:57.50 | Xho | I can't really, it's post-Eschton |
| 22:57.52 | Xho | Eschaton |
| 22:58.04 | OluapPlayer | muh point stands |
| 22:58.06 | Xho | Julianus' one is the only one I can do chronologically speaking |
| 22:58.14 | OluapPlayer | finish Khaadun's Amazing Bear Adventure |
| 22:58.23 | Xho | Mhor - does not sound right |
| 22:58.38 | OluapPlayer | Khaadun - is the will of giant space bird |
| 22:58.58 | Xho | 10/10 Khaadun in a nutshell |
| 22:59.09 | OluapPlayer | kek |
| 23:00.04 | Xho | I like writing with Mhor but I feel he's sort of my equivalent of Earath in the respect that I think he's weak in comparison to Khaadun and Annamasakkan |
| 23:00.26 | OluapPlayer | Mhor - FORE *hammer* |
| 23:00.47 | OluapPlayer | Well like Earath he seems to be the only sane man of the group |
| 23:00.49 | Xho | True that he has a weapon that can smack a 320 pound dark elf a good fifty metres |
| 23:01.23 | OluapPlayer | Considering his group includes a violent zealot and a violent not!Shiarchon |
| 23:01.33 | OluapPlayer | Mhor is only violent to fish |
| 23:01.41 | Xho | Mhor - fish are food not friends |
| 23:01.49 | OluapPlayer | Esulus - wat is dis |
| 23:01.52 | Xho | Scares the living shit out of Esulus |
| 23:01.52 | Xho | c |
| 23:01.57 | OluapPlayer | Fish hivemind |
| 23:02.02 | Xho | fishmind |
| 23:02.18 | Xho | Annamasakkan's story will be pretty good as well |
| 23:02.20 | Xho | Violent of course |
| 23:02.23 | OluapPlayer | I want to do stories set in the Duskwoods. Though I have no ideas for plots right now |
| 23:02.26 | Xho | Probably heinously violent |
| 23:02.40 | OluapPlayer | That goes for the entire fantasyverse actually. I have no plot ideas whatsoever |
| 23:02.52 | OluapPlayer | Except the Vargash-centered Eschaton plot |
| 23:03.28 | Xho | Taihadrae, Clothovera and Annamasakkan's Duskwood Adventures |
| 23:03.46 | Xho | Actually that sounds kind of wrong on the basis that Taihadrae and Annamasakkan have done it before |
| 23:03.59 | OluapPlayer | Clothovera - im more scared of my own allies than the enemies |
| 23:04.04 | Xho | Clotho just gets super weirded out and runs |
| 23:04.06 | Xho | stahp dis |
| 23:04.14 | OluapPlayer | Taihadrae - not again |
| 23:04.40 | OluapPlayer | I've wondered about making a large-scale war against the Vulcanus Horde |
| 23:04.44 | OluapPlayer | since people seem to like Xacutus |
| 23:04.52 | Xho | Xacutus - this is now a xacutus thread |
| 23:05.03 | OluapPlayer | But the world probably needs some rest after Eschaton |
| 23:05.32 | Xho | Probably |
| 23:05.38 | Xho | Needs Sand Journey to start |
| 23:05.45 | Xho | Needs Orichalcum Elf sword action |
| 23:05.47 | Xho | And cats |
| 23:05.50 | Xho | And slavery |
| 23:05.52 | OluapPlayer | That requires Hachi to write fiction |
| 23:05.55 | OluapPlayer | aka it'll never happen |
| 23:05.57 | Xho | 0/0 |
| 23:06.08 | OluapPlayer | Hachi owns me 3 stories already |
| 23:06.13 | OluapPlayer | He has not got to work on any of them |
| 23:06.17 | Xho | I've got ideas after Eschaton but they're a little vague |
| 23:06.54 | Xho | As a spoiler it's basically a Dalmiric Kingdom war because after Eschaton, Talmyr's in a shit state |
| 23:07.11 | OluapPlayer | Nd - u people stop killing each other ffs |
| 23:07.16 | Xho | Humans are gonna start warring so they can REBUILD TALMYR |
| 23:07.20 | Xho | Dalmiric Trump |
| 23:07.30 | OluapPlayer | MAKE TALMYR GREAT AGAIN |
| 23:07.41 | Xho | Ndrhthryr - dunt make me go marauding again |
| 23:07.53 | OluapPlayer | And make a wall to keep all the filthy Imperials away |
| 23:08.00 | Xho | Dalmiric Empire |
| 23:08.03 | Xho | fok dat |
| 23:08.10 | OluapPlayer | As in Empire of Man humans hur |
| 23:08.17 | Xho | ah |
| 23:08.23 | Xho | Could've been a Stormcloak reference as well |
| 23:08.43 | OluapPlayer | Julianus - JARL BALLIN |
| 23:08.53 | Xho | Arcturus - #disowned |
| 23:09.12 | Xho | Also needs some Order of the Black Sun action |
| 23:09.22 | Xho | I was gonna use Kaaxhesh for Sand Journey but as we said |
| 23:09.31 | OluapPlayer | Madii's Amazing Sexual Adventure |
| 23:09.55 | Xho | I think I implied on Kaaxhesh's page that Madii and Kaax kind of meet each other quite a bit |
| 23:10.18 | OluapPlayer | Madii - he pleasures me backwards so i kinda hate it |
| 23:10.24 | Xho | Vultusk - filthy humanoids |
| 23:10.56 | Xho | Madiiraxaven and Vultusk should be able to perfectly understand Kaaxhesh |
| 23:11.33 | OluapPlayer | Kaaxhesh - here i was hoping i could use it to evade them |
| 23:11.35 | Xho | Though since Vultusk and Kaaxhesh don't like each other Kaaxhesh might intentionally speak forwards and really screw up Vultusk's head |
| 23:11.58 | OluapPlayer | Vultusk - WE CAN'T UNDERSTAND A WORD YOU'RE SAYING SPEAK BACKWARDS YOU FOOL |
| 23:12.23 | Xho | Order of the Black Sun is difficult to include in stories |
| 23:12.40 | Xho | Though I guess their trump card is that there is no logical reason for them to be anywhere and that fits them perfectly |
| 23:12.43 | OluapPlayer | A lot of what you make is difficult to include in stories hur |
| 23:13.13 | Xho | I'd say the Order is the only thing that hasn't appeared yet |
| 23:13.32 | Xho | Not properly anyway, they have a vague knowledge of Vultusk |
| 23:13.33 | OluapPlayer | Vultusk was on Angry Moon |
| 23:14.06 | Xho | Vixaatus - halp Vultusk - i get 50/50 Vixaatus - of what Vultusk - deal |
| 23:14.22 | OluapPlayer | Vixaatus - everything went better than expected |
| 23:15.58 | Xho | As for the more current Dalmiric war, other characters can be involved since it is sort of Ndrhthryr-centric |
| 23:16.09 | Xho | So help the giant robot |
| 23:16.26 | OluapPlayer | Sea Witch - giant robot appreciates soup can help |
| 23:17.12 | Xho | Dunno what's gonna happen to Pelagrios after Eschaton |
| 23:17.20 | Xho | Probably goes back to whoring and drinking |
| 23:17.28 | OluapPlayer | Pelagrios - will drink until i forget the whole thing |
| 23:17.36 | Xho | Riad - you already did |
| 23:17.37 | OluapPlayer | Is done after 2 cups |
| 23:17.41 | OluapPlayer | c |
| 23:18.59 | Xho | I was thinking that Longinus might intend to re-populate Dar-Nahalant with a new order of warriors to protect Koldenwelt after Eschaton is finished |
| 23:19.14 | OluapPlayer | Clotho is meant to move to the Sovereignty after Eschaton, that being one of the plots Hachi owns me |
| 23:19.38 | Xho | Longinus might lose his purpose of living after Eschaton is finished so he goes on a nostalgia trip to re-establish the fortress with thousands of warriors |
| 23:19.54 | Xho | Septimus, not so sure |
| 23:19.59 | OluapPlayer | Longinus - not-so-filthy primitives |
| 23:20.08 | Xho | I was originally going to have Septimus die but I think I'll spare him |
| 23:20.27 | OluapPlayer | The Sea Witch will go back to her cave and stay the sake grumpy soup-making bird |
| 23:20.29 | OluapPlayer | same* |
| 23:20.47 | Xho | Riad's story is basically him after Eschaton's done |
| 23:20.53 | Xho | Goes back and does tribal shit |
| 23:21.05 | OluapPlayer | Earath is meant to become a half-Sand Drake after Sand Journey, but I'm not sure what happens after that |
| 23:21.26 | Xho | I imagine that Esulus, Taihadrae, Mhor and Khaadun will go back to Talmyr with Ndrhthryr |
| 23:21.57 | OluapPlayer | Nd - it is a shithole but it is our shithole |
| 23:22.06 | Xho | Ndrhthryr's Crew: Starring the Giant Robot, Giant Fish, Walking Bear, Undead Femme Fatale and the Crazy Bastard |
| 23:22.24 | OluapPlayer | Mhor - you mean giant dinner |
| 23:22.38 | Xho | Esulus - get shaved |
| 23:22.48 | OluapPlayer | I don't think I have any other relevant characters |
| 23:23.12 | Xho | Annamasakkan will probably return to the Soul Market and live there, he had a pretty good set up |
| 23:23.35 | Xho | Kinmo will continue being Nalashtannylor and observe stuff from his island in the sky |
| 23:23.55 | OluapPlayer | Khaadun - is the will of giant floating island Mhor - stop dis |
| 23:24.13 | OluapPlayer | Oh I also have Norrigan |
| 23:24.30 | OluapPlayer | I'm not sure what to do with him |
| 23:24.48 | Xho | Merges with Khaadun to create Uber-Praise-Isiris-Bird |
| 23:25.10 | OluapPlayer | Norridun - [urge to purge maximizes] |
| 23:25.27 | Xho | Mhor - everyone run |
| 23:26.27 | OluapPlayer | I need to finish his personal storyline, but I don't know how to do that yet |
| 23:26.27 | Xho | Julianus' story I have an idea for including your fiction but I don't know if it will work |
| 23:26.37 | OluapPlayer | Elaborate dis |
| 23:27.23 | Xho | Some event happens to Julianus so he gets pissed and he goes off to score a deal with Karnagtah's Legion so that Talmyr lives in even more fear than usual |
| 23:27.48 | OluapPlayer | An unusual choice of ally |
| 23:27.49 | OluapPlayer | But it works |
| 23:28.23 | Xho | I would think that Julianus' offer of a thousand able-bodied slaves might sweeten the deal |
| 23:28.33 | OluapPlayer | That would interest them a lot |
| 23:28.57 | Monet | I feel pretty sure that whatshisname's diesire for his own sun is a sign Lordan's driven him insane. |
| 23:29.34 | OluapPlayer | Gros - ave gnorvi Julianus - not doin dat Gros - CRUCIFY HIM Julianus - dats our customs fuk off |
| 23:29.56 | Xho | Angry Romans meet Angry Romans |
| 23:30.42 | Xho | Julianus - ave julianus u smug fuck |
| 23:30.52 | Xho | [hypocrisy maximizes] |
| 23:30.58 | OluapPlayer | Kalarah - hao bout ave me |
| 23:31.06 | Xho | Julianus - i king of talmyr not u |
| 23:31.15 | Monet | Then again it seems crazy people in fiction come up with the best quotes. |
| 23:31.20 | OluapPlayer | Kalarah - absolutely haram |
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| 23:32.15 | OluapPlayer | If you're talking about Solaire of Astora, his "own sun" is his desire to light the First Flame |
| 23:32.25 | OluapPlayer | Which he succeeds if you complete his storyline and fight the final boss together with him |
| 23:33.03 | Monet | So its not literally owning a sun. Still peopel msut have thought he was crazy when he went out to do it. |
| 23:33.16 | Xho | praise the sun |
| 23:33.29 | OluapPlayer | He uses his body to fuel the flames that'll keep the darkness away from the world |
| 23:33.33 | OluapPlayer | By all means, he becomes his own sun |
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| 23:34.15 | Monet | Surely to muggles it's like saying "I'm going to Mount Olympus to restart the cycle of the world." |
| 23:34.26 | OluapPlayer | I guess |
| 23:34.56 | OluapPlayer | If you don't help him, he's corrupted by a parasite who glows like a tiny sun. In that case, he does go full insane and thinks that is his sun |
| 23:37.09 | OluapPlayer | As much as I like Dark Souls 2, the first game's NPCs are much more memorable |
| 23:37.19 | Monet | I read that there's a strong implication that everyone in Lordan is, to quote Freddie Mercury "driving on three wheels these days" |
| 23:37.20 | OluapPlayer | All the characters in the second game are very unremarkable |
| 23:37.55 | Xho | âDespicable. Souls are to be sent to our plane, not to be treated as coin. This disrespects both my master and our task.â Asv-Aldz - tell ur master to go reap himself |
| 23:38.08 | OluapPlayer | Lordran is riddled with undead because the First Flame is dimming |
| 23:38.20 | OluapPlayer | Kindling it causes the undead curse to go away. Until it starts dimming again |
| 23:38.24 | OluapPlayer | And the cycle goes on |
| 23:39.47 | Monet | I'm talking about all the people who 'seem' alive. Like that guy who watches over Firelink Shrine. |
| 23:39.58 | OluapPlayer | Ah |
| 23:40.00 | OluapPlayer | He's just extremely cynical |
| 23:40.12 | OluapPlayer | He also goes hollow at one point of the game |
| 23:40.22 | Monet | Since being Hollow is tied to one's mental state in the fluff. |
| 23:40.28 | Xho | floof |
| 23:40.35 | OluapPlayer | It is. The more you die, the more sanity you lose |
| 23:40.43 | OluapPlayer | And that guy is an undead just like you |
| 23:40.58 | OluapPlayer | Eventually he snaps and you have to get rid of him |
| 23:41.18 | Xho | I might redo Asv-Aldz and his page tomorrow |
| 23:41.21 | Xho | but for now, sleep |
| 23:41.24 | OluapPlayer | From what I can tell, Dark Souls 3's plot involves the cycle coming to an end. The First Flame is no longer being kindled, and the world is in the middle of an apocalypse |
| 23:41.31 | OluapPlayer | There is one picture which shows the sun bleeding into the earth |
| 23:42.07 | Monet | So yeah. Everyone in Lordran is knitting with only one needle thanks to dying repeatedly. |
| 23:42.27 | Monet | But remember that clinical depression can be considered a mental condition. |
| 23:42.28 | OluapPlayer | Yes. That's the whole reason people venture to Lordran |
| 23:42.32 | OluapPlayer | To try and break the un dead curse |
| 23:42.38 | OluapPlayer | undead* |
| 23:44.03 | Monet | I'll make a free sketc hfor anyone who can guess the name of the song I'm quoting. |
| 23:44.28 | OluapPlayer | Songs are not my specialty |
| 23:44.29 | OluapPlayer | brb |
| 23:44.43 | DrodoEmpire | Monet: Hmm... |
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