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| 00:04.48 | Cyrannian | Hay |
| 00:05.08 | OluapPlayer | where u been |
| 00:05.08 | OluapPlayer | Motherfuckur |
| 00:05.57 | Cyrannian | Hiding under your bed |
| 00:05.58 | Wormy_ | hi |
| 00:06.19 | OluapPlayer | I wished you a happy wasp day in your message wall since you've been dead for weeks |
| 00:06.23 | OluapPlayer | Now you show up |
| 00:06.25 | OluapPlayer | Just to spite me |
| 00:06.50 | Cyrannian | I was here last Thursday you dum |
| 00:07.55 | OluapPlayer | Yes, one day after many days offline, followed by more days offline |
| 00:07.56 | OluapPlayer | u ded |
| 00:08.22 | Cyrannian | Twas the season to be inactive fralalalala |
| 00:08.34 | OluapPlayer | tis bad season |
| 00:08.40 | OluapPlayer | Anyway happy birthday |
| 00:09.45 | Cyrannian | danke milady, I'm old and frail and grumpy |
| 00:10.02 | OluapPlayer | Your paegs also need finishing so get to it |
| 00:10.12 | Wormy_ | I ought to get you some moisteriser |
| 00:11.35 | Cyrannian | I did get a hamper of shave-y stuff which included a cream for eye wrinkles and I was like *offended* |
| 00:12.31 | OluapPlayer | Wrinkly old lady |
| 00:13.53 | Cyrannian | Did everyone have a good Christmas? |
| 00:14.01 | OluapPlayer | Not really |
| 00:14.07 | Hachiman | It was okay |
| 00:14.11 | Hachiman | Spent it with a hangover |
| 00:14.37 | OluapPlayer | Mine was infernally boring, I spent most of the time around people I have no intimacy with and I got no presents whatsoever |
| 00:15.01 | Liquid_Ink | I got a copy of Invisible Cities |
| 00:15.42 | Cyrannian | sends OluapPlayer a virtual glomp |
| 00:15.42 | Wormy_ | I had a bad hangover too, but I recovered and partook in cooking a couple of dishes (we all make something from some random place in my family) I also got nice pressies and have feasted for days |
| 00:15.57 | OluapPlayer | is virtually slightly less sad |
| 00:21.40 | DrodoEmpire_ | test |
| 00:23.25 | OpelSpeedster | Mine was meh, and I also recieved no presents... |
| 00:24.01 | OpelSpeedster | Still waiting for a more powerful computer so I can actually play KSP |
| 00:30.21 | Wormy_ | drunk swimming http://imgur.com/gallery/hT48G9S |
| 00:31.52 | Liquid_Ink | Estonia |
| 00:35.49 | OpelSpeedster | "How many of them drowned?" "The ones who weren't russian." |
| 00:41.30 | TekCiv5 | Charles_Murray: Okay, I can rejoin in a minute |
| 00:41.36 | Charles_Murray | Alright |
| 00:43.09 | TekCiv5 | Monet: AI betray you? >.> |
| 00:43.34 | Monet | Tek: Not yet |
| 00:43.41 | Monet | In fact they agreed to march to war |
| 00:44.45 | TekCiv5 | Oh, good. I assume the war we agreed to? XD |
| 00:47.06 | Monet | Yes |
| 00:55.17 | Charles_Murray | Monet TekCiv5 drom The_Randomness Are you kidding? |
| 00:55.18 | Charles_Murray | Omg |
| 00:55.21 | Charles_Murray | >.< |
| 00:55.27 | TekCiv5 | ...I just got kicked to loading |
| 00:55.36 | Charles_Murray | The loading part is normal |
| 00:55.45 | Charles_Murray | But this shouldn't be happening this often. |
| 00:55.54 | Charles_Murray | Let me know if you get stuck on the loading screen. |
| 00:56.01 | TekCiv5 | Well Montezuma just hit medieval |
| 00:56.26 | Monet | *I'm* going to get medieval in a moment |
| 01:01.59 | The_Randomness | zzz |
| 01:02.06 | Charles_Murray | Wtf. |
| 01:02.12 | Charles_Murray | Now it's happening every single turn. |
| 01:02.12 | TekCiv5 | Charles_Murray: GODDAMNIT |
| 01:02.16 | The_Randomness | This isn't too big of a deal, but it's annoying |
| 01:02.27 | TekCiv5 | Maybe because we're changing eras? |
| 01:02.28 | The_Randomness | ok that was nice and fast |
| 01:02.45 | DrodoEmpire_ | Charles is getting salty :o |
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| 01:11.26 | The_Randomness | yo |
| 01:11.28 | TekCiv5 | ... |
| 01:11.34 | TekCiv5 | Hello AdmiralPanda |
| 01:11.39 | drom | rip civ5 |
| 01:11.40 | TekCiv5 | <PROTECTED> |
| 01:11.42 | Monet | ...Seriously Civ? |
| 01:11.44 | Charles_Murray | D: |
| 01:12.02 | Charles_Murray | AdmiralPanda: Wtf is with Civ5 going to the load screen every other turn? |
| 01:12.06 | TekCiv5 | What Civ was OfficerJackal supposed to become? |
| 01:12.22 | OfficerJackal | Morocco, I was morocco before I left. XD |
| 01:12.31 | TekCiv5 | >.> |
| 01:13.13 | AdmiralPanda | probably resyncing constantly |
| 01:14.07 | Charles_Murray | Anything we can do about that? |
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| 01:14.52 | GD12 | Hey y'all |
| 01:15.28 | AdmiralPanda | generally related mostly to the host afaik |
| 01:15.32 | GD12 | Hey does anyone have the link to the place where you can make sporewiki wide announcements? |
| 01:15.42 | AdmiralPanda | as in how easily you can connect to the host |
| 01:15.52 | AdmiralPanda | GD12: You're pregnant? Congratulations! |
| 01:16.08 | GD12 | aye gonna deliver some AD stuff in a few days |
| 01:16.10 | GD12 | my waters broken |
| 01:16.35 | AdmiralPanda | I just got reminded of one really funny facebook post |
| 01:16.57 | AdmiralPanda | "I love the phrase "we're expecting" because it implies there's another possibility, like "we're expecting a baby but it could be a velociraptor" |
| 01:19.40 | Charles_Murray | ugh |
| 01:19.44 | Charles_Murray | There it goes again. |
| 01:19.46 | GD12 | hmm? |
| 01:19.57 | drom | not yet- |
| 01:19.58 | drom | nvm |
| 01:20.04 | TekCiv5 | GD12: Civ5 being dum |
| 01:20.23 | TekCiv5 | I'm actually gotten a fair chunk of fiction done recnetly |
| 01:21.09 | GD12 | yayayay |
| 01:21.15 | GD12 | forgot to say |
| 01:21.18 | GD12 | got the charger for my old mac |
| 01:21.22 | GD12 | meaning i have all my AD files |
| 01:21.32 | GD12 | meaning i can continue it in 2 days or at latest this weekend |
| 01:22.29 | AdmiralPanda | bene |
| 01:27.57 | Charles_Murray | Okay |
| 01:28.00 | Charles_Murray | Let's take a break |
| 01:28.06 | Charles_Murray | We can't do this every turn. |
| 01:28.08 | Charles_Murray | I'm saving. |
| 01:28.22 | Charles_Murray | Pick up tomorrow? |
| 01:29.22 | GD12 | dum civ is dum |
| 01:30.32 | The_Randomness | If only there was a way to change hosts |
| 01:47.32 | AdmiralPanda | technically there is, a client can save the game and then load it themselves |
| 01:49.08 | The_Randomness | Austria stronk |
| 01:50.06 | AdmiralPanda | have you bought all of the city states and made them not a thing? |
| 01:50.14 | The_Randomness | Working on that |
| 01:50.22 | The_Randomness | But I currently have a small unhappiness problem |
| 01:51.00 | AdmiralPanda | then you should build zoos |
| 01:51.08 | AdmiralPanda | and fill them with quokkas |
| 01:51.09 | The_Randomness | Working on that |
| 01:51.41 | The_Randomness | I am also working on converting kebab |
| 01:52.05 | The_Randomness | With the glory of the Flying Spaghetti Monster at my side, nothing shall stand in my way |
| 01:54.01 | AdmiralPanda | hehe |
| 01:54.06 | AdmiralPanda | spreading religion because troll? |
| 01:54.20 | The_Randomness | yeah |
| 01:54.32 | AdmiralPanda | excellent |
| 01:54.53 | Monet | The troll's blood is strong in him |
| 01:56.20 | GD12 | bbl |
| 01:57.14 | Monet | Also we have Drom playing Venice |
| 01:57.40 | The_Randomness | Drom is having a bit of a bad time this game |
| 01:57.43 | AdmiralPanda | I didn't know he liked losing that much |
| 01:57.56 | AdmiralPanda | sorry that was mean even by my standards, I assume he didn't have much choice in the matter? |
| 01:58.37 | Monet | he prefers playing Venice I think |
| 01:58.57 | AdmiralPanda | Venice just doesn't work in MP |
| 01:59.15 | drom | I'm doing fine thank you all |
| 02:00.04 | AdmiralPanda | I'm sure you are, just saying you're Venice in a MP game |
| 02:00.19 | drom | I don't care. I like it. |
| 02:00.45 | Charles_Murray | I would too |
| 02:00.54 | Charles_Murray | Please tell me you took tradition, though? |
| 02:01.07 | Charles_Murray | Let's take a break for today |
| 02:01.36 | drom | well, which one do you think I did pick? ;) |
| 02:02.14 | AdmiralPanda | he clearly picked honour because it's op |
| 02:03.06 | Charles_Murray | Honor? With a glorified city-state? |
| 02:03.09 | The_Randomness | Five cities are currently reveling in the glory of Pastafarianism |
| 02:03.14 | Charles_Murray | (I love venice pls don't hate me) |
| 02:03.35 | Monet | Its all friendly banter. |
| 02:03.51 | drom | Actually AdmiralPanda: May I be Venice, but I'm doing fine with 90+ GNP and 100% approval |
| 02:04.28 | drom | I was however set back with 5 turns because the start wasn't good enough |
| 02:04.31 | AdmiralPanda | that's because you're Venice, but your only supported win-condition is diplomatic which just doesn't happen in MP |
| 02:04.46 | drom | Unless Charles_Murray helps me :) |
| 02:05.53 | drom | iirc, it is possible to disable victory conditions mid-game if you are the host |
| 02:05.56 | TekCiv5 | I've had a decent start considering the early game was entirely AI run |
| 02:06.29 | drom | My last AI run game sucked, because it was Portugal |
| 02:06.34 | drom | literally a shithole civ |
| 02:06.56 | Monet | Funny because rl Portugal is poor. |
| 02:07.26 | The_Randomness | I wasn't doing very well until I established my religion |
| 02:07.52 | drom | YES YOU DID WELL |
| 02:08.10 | The_Randomness | And drom's salty because he only has his pleb religion |
| 02:08.16 | drom | Rushing wonders like zerglings in a superfood market. |
| 02:08.17 | Monet | You got better after spreading dankmeemafarianism |
| 02:08.31 | drom | Then you've the highest science production because of GL |
| 02:09.13 | drom | Ironically, you've the weakest army in the game atm |
| 02:09.17 | The_Randomness | ya |
| 02:09.24 | The_Randomness | Because I'm too busy building all the things |
| 02:09.29 | drom | 10,000 strength points |
| 02:09.51 | TekCiv5 | I managed to get a few Aztec cities including their capital when I conquered them |
| 02:09.57 | drom | I've 5 copper mines, so I can plunge out new units within 1-3 turns depending the era. |
| 02:09.59 | TekCiv5 | *me and Monet |
| 02:10.28 | Monet | Randomness: Too busy building monuments to your glory. |
| 02:11.12 | drom | Charles_Murray: Maek map plox |
| 02:11.31 | drom | No hurry though, I'd enjoy seeing one though! |
| 02:12.12 | The_Randomness | Great Library was the best rush considering what I was doing |
| 02:12.27 | The_Randomness | Free library and stuff |
| 02:13.08 | drom | I was 2 turns away |
| 02:13.11 | drom | 2 TURNS |
| 02:13.21 | drom | *rants* |
| 02:13.21 | The_Randomness | lol |
| 02:13.23 | The_Randomness | get rekt |
| 02:13.44 | drom | listen up you little shit |
| 02:14.05 | TekCiv5 | I missed all the early monuments because dumb AI |
| 02:14.10 | drom | I'll sooner or later buy up myself one whole army and puppet all of your cities to my own domain |
| 02:14.46 | drom | Anyway. The_Randomness TekCiv5 Wormy_STO: http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/C%2B%2B |
| 02:14.59 | The_Randomness | rofl |
| 02:16.41 | AdmiralPanda | I love how you were both going for great library |
| 02:16.43 | TekCiv5 | You will all bow to the glorious Moroccan Empire |
| 02:16.54 | AdmiralPanda | (was doing washing the past while) |
| 02:17.17 | TekCiv5 | I only got myself one wonder so far |
| 02:17.26 | drom | I should've straved the citizens instead. |
| 02:17.35 | drom | Because production focus |
| 02:18.24 | TekCiv5 | I don't have any double digit pop cities yer |
| 02:19.02 | The_Randomness | Production focus is sweet |
| 02:19.22 | drom | You can also manually assign your citizens to your liking |
| 02:19.36 | The_Randomness | How else did you think I pulled off the early game wonder rush? |
| 02:19.45 | TekCiv5 | I would but you guys keep nagging me for being so slow. :P |
| 02:20.37 | drom | TekCiv5 The_Randomness Wormy_STO http://i.imgur.com/DIPDaee.jpg |
| 02:21.43 | TekCiv5 | I finally got the refactored program I've been working on done today |
| 02:23.52 | drom | needeth to go |
| 02:24.05 | TekCiv5 | bye |
| 02:24.21 | TekCiv5 | Isn't it 2:30am? |
| 02:30.47 | AdmiralPanda | if I ever do play civ with you guys, I'm basically just imagining left-click maya and live in my jungle kingdom forever |
| 02:31.19 | TekCiv5 | It was quite enjoyable how badly the Aztecs became the first to die in this |
| 02:36.19 | Monet | AdmiralPanda: We could wait for you for the next game |
| 02:36.30 | Monet | Or there's an opening to play Byzantium in our current game |
| 02:36.35 | AdmiralPanda | ohgodno |
| 02:36.40 | AdmiralPanda | I'll wait for next game :) |
| 02:37.53 | Monet | Shame |
| 02:38.00 | Monet | As Tek pointed out we just crushed the Aztecs |
| 02:39.53 | AdmiralPanda | honestly even if it was one of the civs I like I wouldn't, game's been going on for too long |
| 02:40.39 | Monet | Ah right |
| 02:42.03 | AdmiralPanda | that and it's Byzantium |
| 03:05.04 | Monet | I recall my last game with Byzantium Theresa was a bitch. |
| 03:07.12 | Wormy_STO | drom http://i.imgur.com/lp2ZX5b.jpg |
| 03:07.42 | Monet | I didn't play to her whims and she decided t otalk shit about me to other nations |
| 03:09.02 | AdmiralPanda | Byzantium just isn't that great a civ tbh |
| 03:10.35 | Monet | Sort of fits what I understand about them historically I guess |
| 03:11.23 | AdmiralPanda | well the problem is their only real benefit is religion, which doesn't win games |
| 03:11.34 | Wormy_STO | drom http://imgur.com/gallery/5pYTt |
| 03:11.35 | AdmiralPanda | (keep in mind again that I naturally look at things from the competitive angle) |
| 03:13.40 | Wormy_STO | http://i.imgur.com/myAYnmV.png |
| 03:17.43 | Wormy_STO | http://i.imgur.com/MtZzepy.png |
| 03:18.40 | Wormy_STO | bronification http://i.imgur.com/1r7DJk6.jpg |
| 03:23.03 | Wormy_STO | http://imgur.com/gallery/YmtD2Qh |
| 03:23.31 | Wormy_STO | goodnight |
| 04:07.31 | Charles_Murray | I'm so excited for HOI4 |
| 04:10.20 | TekCiv5 | Charles_Murray: Same here |
| 04:12.18 | TekCiv5 | And Stellaris as well. |
| 04:14.00 | TekCiv5 | I'll probably be taking a history course on 1914-1950 Europe after the break so I may even be studying WWII when HoI4 comes out. XD |
| 04:32.28 | Charles_Murray | Any idea when it comes out? |
| 04:38.20 | Vincent20100 | nOPE :( |
| 04:40.21 | Charles_Murray | Who's going to play it with me? |
| 04:40.36 | Vincent20100 | Depends if my wallet is full or not |
| 04:40.52 | Vincent20100 | It probably will though :p |
| 04:41.42 | Charles_Murray | I'll probably be doing lots of MP |
| 04:42.33 | Vincent20100 | Maybe we could add a lttle something to such games... Like, a reward for the winning player's empire |
| 04:42.49 | Charles_Murray | Like what? |
| 04:44.21 | Vincent20100 | The winner could win some war he is currently involved in |
| 04:44.26 | Vincent20100 | or battle |
| 04:45.26 | Charles_Murray | It probably shouldn't be a user event |
| 04:45.35 | Charles_Murray | i.e., something in a multi-user fiction |
| 04:45.38 | Charles_Murray | Maybe a random event |
| 04:46.09 | Vincent20100 | Maybe |
| 04:46.25 | Vincent20100 | We could also pre-agree before games what the winner would get |
| 05:10.08 | AdmiralPanda | one chocolate chip cookie |
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| 05:38.32 | AdmiralPanda | hi |
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| 10:52.24 | drom | Charles_Murray TekCiv5: I'M BACK |
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| 11:21.24 | AdmiralPanda | hi all |
| 11:21.52 | AdmiralPanda | I hate you all (except you Ink, you're cool mate) because I was going to sit down to a nice comfortable game of Shogun 2 but now I want to play civ |
| 11:24.47 | Liquid_Ink | I feel partially please that I'm not hated, but also partially left out. |
| 11:25.06 | drom | #australianproblems |
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| 11:26.52 | AdmiralPanda | Sorry about that, just realised my browser was being retarded |
| 11:26.59 | AdmiralPanda | anyone here use google chrome? |
| 11:27.20 | drom | glorious firefox user here |
| 11:27.52 | drom | Seriously though, I'm pretty sure 90% of the users here use chrome |
| 11:29.02 | AdmiralPanda | used to use firefox but kept getting those bs search pages, y'know the ones that override your startup page e.t.c. |
| 11:29.23 | AdmiralPanda | anyway, I presume there is, but is there a way to make your active downloads appear onscreen? |
| 11:29.38 | drom | then you've got adware or spyware |
| 11:29.47 | drom | They also override the start page of Chrome |
| 11:30.10 | AdmiralPanda | they haven't done it for chrome yet |
| 11:30.20 | Liquid_Ink | There's seven users here, and at least two of them use firefox, so only about 71% remain ambiguous thus potentially Chrome. |
| 11:30.38 | AdmiralPanda | and yeah I know, I screen the computer and get rid of it every time it comes up, just hasn't happened for chrome yet |
| 11:30.47 | AdmiralPanda | also dw about the above question, it started showing downloads now |
| 11:31.04 | drom | Liquid_Ink: There are more users that are not active though |
| 11:31.14 | Liquid_Ink | Oh. I misunderstood. |
| 11:31.31 | Liquid_Ink | I was just so excited at the prospect of doing math. |
| 11:32.07 | drom | Oh no no. It was a good effort |
| 11:32.28 | drom | But still, if we all counted the currently active users, you wouldn't be wrong at all. |
| 11:33.12 | Liquid_Ink | I didn't count Ose and Morgoth. |
| 11:34.10 | drom | Ah, fair enuff |
| 11:35.18 | AdmiralPanda | now gents, a truly important question: swords, bigger swords, or muskets? |
| 11:35.59 | drom | Unless it is Chivalry, muskets. |
| 11:36.07 | Liquid_Ink | Muskets with a bayonet. |
| 11:36.13 | Liquid_Ink | They don't like it up 'em. |
| 11:36.29 | AdmiralPanda | In this instance it is Shogun 2 |
| 11:36.35 | drom | you mean muskets with mini swords |
| 11:36.38 | AdmiralPanda | and the oda clan it is |
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| 11:39.38 | AdmiralPanda | hi |
| 11:40.02 | AdmiralPanda | I gotta say, the Oda clan and the Shimazu are clear examples of why whoever decided how to rate the initial challenge of the clans is dumb |
| 11:40.08 | OluapPlayer | Hi |
| 11:40.35 | AdmiralPanda | the Oda are listed as hard, but you get a free vassal (two if you so desire) right from the start, they have the easiest armies to maintain and really good lands within a few captures |
| 11:40.45 | AdmiralPanda | the Shimazu on the other hand have to deal with christians |
| 11:57.44 | Liquid_Ink | There's a Civ5 mod that adds the Walmington-on-Sea Home Guard as a faction. |
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| 13:26.42 | Imperios | Hi |
| 13:30.37 | OluapPlayer | u newbie |
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| 13:33.19 | Wormy_ | hi |
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| 13:36.28 | Hachiman | Hi |
| 13:36.33 | OluapPlayer | hai |
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| 13:50.41 | Imperios | Hi |
| 13:51.49 | Wormy_ | http://imgur.com/gallery/ILwhJtY |
| 13:52.00 | Monet | Hi |
| 13:53.48 | OluapPlayer | hi |
| 13:57.51 | Wormy_ | weeeee http://i.imgur.com/ZVw4Qu4.gifv |
| 14:00.17 | Wormy_ | http://imgur.com/gallery/VHDFKrr |
| 14:01.07 | Wormy_ | http://i.imgur.com/4p1O0bh.png |
| 14:03.08 | Wormy_ | http://i.imgur.com/2Ctt8yo.jpg |
| 14:03.53 | Hachiman | What the fuck Wormy |
| 14:03.56 | Hachiman | That guy literally dies |
| 14:05.36 | Wormy_ | It's a prank, he parachutes if you look carefully. |
| 14:05.47 | Wormy_ | http://i.imgur.com/bBCkEwL.jpg |
| 14:07.51 | Hachiman | What the FUCK |
| 14:07.58 | Hachiman | This is why tapeworms are awful |
| 14:08.21 | AdmiralPanda | Hachiman: someone decided that attacking four units of katana samurai with four units of bow samurai was a smart idea |
| 14:08.34 | Hachiman | As in, melee? |
| 14:25.27 | AdmiralPanda | well I didn't let him not fight me in melee :P |
| 14:26.11 | AdmiralPanda | ok I now own all of Kyushu, and the last of christian resistance will shortly be stamped out |
| 14:28.22 | Hachiman | Oh boy |
| 14:28.45 | Hachiman | But yeah, just sending straight up four units of bow samurai was a dumb idea |
| 14:32.54 | Monet | I have a curious question: In Episode V is it ever implied as to how conventional carbonite-freezing people is? |
| 14:32.56 | AdmiralPanda | and I'm now buying Portuguese muskets wholesale to equip my ashigaru |
| 14:33.06 | AdmiralPanda | Monet: first time it's been done |
| 14:33.35 | AdmiralPanda | the reason they freeze Han in the first place is they have no clue if the subject even survives let alone unharmed |
| 14:34.11 | Hachiman | Huh |
| 14:34.15 | Monet | Right. Then there's plot incinsistencies as it seems in the TOR era carbonite freezing is much more common. |
| 14:34.40 | Hachiman | Why would you even carbonite freeze someone |
| 14:34.49 | Hachiman | Why not just kill them or imprison them somewhere |
| 14:34.55 | AdmiralPanda | Hachiman: convenient transportation in this case |
| 14:35.17 | Monet | Bounty hunters can carbonite-freeze marks to deliver bounties alive and I've judt found an entire Republic detention block filled with carbonite-frozen inmates. |
| 14:35.28 | AdmiralPanda | Monet: ok yeah that's pretty odd then |
| 14:36.00 | AdmiralPanda | I mean it's an inconsistency with the TOR games rather than the movies, but yeah inconsistency |
| 14:37.13 | Monet | I also onse saw a carbonite-frozen Hutt in some Hutt's palace. |
| 14:37.21 | Monet | Biggest carbonite sled I've ever seen |
| 14:38.25 | Monet | Actually it might be more odd that Han required physical preparation. |
| 14:38.45 | Monet | While bounty hunters can use freezers on anyone |
| 14:39.51 | Monet | Then again the technology of Star Wars seems rather stagnant |
| 14:40.31 | Monet | At best there appear to by cyclic phases of "advanced" and "backward" |
| 14:42.51 | Monet | hence I've joined the crowd that sees it as 'space fantasy' |
| 14:43.18 | Hachiman | The Jedi, Sith, and the Force were enough of an indicator for me to deem it as space fantasy |
| 14:44.01 | OluapPlayer | Hachiman Technobliterator: http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/043/125/d2a.gif |
| 14:44.02 | Monet | Not quite what I meant. But I agree o nthat |
| 14:44.15 | Hachiman | olol |
| 14:44.24 | Technobliterator | hahahahahaha |
| 14:44.48 | Monet | I mean space fantasy in respects to 'technology revealed for the sake of plot'; where it doesn't matter how it works, just accept that it does. |
| 14:44.59 | Hachiman | I would have liked to have seen a scene where Quiet and the Skulls face one another |
| 14:45.24 | OluapPlayer | Quiet would get spooked |
| 14:46.29 | OluapPlayer | Oh my god this internet lately |
| 14:46.43 | Monet | I tried using her to off the Skulls once |
| 14:46.45 | OluapPlayer | It's going as slow as Jo editing fiction |
| 14:48.15 | Hachiman | guf |
| 14:48.50 | OluapPlayer | I'd have said Hachi editing fiction, but I've done that joke so many times already |
| 14:49.20 | Hachiman | http://24.media.tumblr.com/ea978ba62653fbf9c0f2ed81fb71dc09/tumblr_mq4apurXty1s6q95yo1_400.gif |
| 14:49.30 | Monet | I think another exampel comes form X-Wing alliance. |
| 14:50.22 | Imperios | Tell me when Xho comes |
| 14:50.45 | Monet | I cant' remember the destination apart from a military base but one Star Destroyer announced it was returning ETA 2 days, booted up hyperdrive to find out that the Rebels had sabotaged it and announced "make that 3" |
| 14:50.45 | OluapPlayer | olol that gif |
| 14:54.06 | Imperios | Hachiman: What do you mean there is a Korean Hulk |
| 14:54.11 | Monet | Actually now that I think about it...how robust is repulsorlift technology? |
| 14:55.05 | Monet | Tatooine looks like the sort of place where the only source of repulsorlift components is from offworld. As it doesn't really look like the sort of place ot mnufacture them locally. |
| 14:55.18 | Hachiman | wat |
| 14:55.23 | Hachiman | Amadeus Cho, aka the Hulk |
| 14:55.25 | Hachiman | wat |
| 14:56.07 | Monet | And even then, I wonder what exotic-- Wait, scratch that, somehow Anakin was able to build a repulsorlift podracer from junkyard parts. |
| 14:56.33 | Imperios | http://www.slate.com/content/dam/slate/blogs/the_slatest/2015/09/04/150901_SLATEST_MarvelCoverPromo.jpg.CROP.promo-xlarge2.jpg That is |
| 14:56.38 | Imperios | Kinda awesome |
| 14:56.57 | Hachiman | Well, it is officially called the "Totally Awesome Hulk" or something |
| 14:57.18 | Wormy_ | I'm late to the party, but as far as I'm aware, Jabba was sadistic and liked the idea of Han being frozen in anguish on his wall. |
| 14:57.37 | Hachiman | Funny that both Bruce Banner and Amadeus Cho are hyper-intelligent geniuses yet can transform into the most brutal and savage creature |
| 14:58.03 | Hachiman | Except Cho apparently uses a device on his arm to transform into his Hulk form at will |
| 14:58.30 | Imperios | I am thinking of a silly and thoroughly offensive name for the Cho!Hulk |
| 14:58.36 | Imperios | "Hurk" is too obvious |
| 14:58.41 | Imperios | Hulkeu |
| 14:58.43 | Imperios | Hurku |
| 14:58.44 | Imperios | Dunno |
| 14:58.54 | Hachiman | Huruku |
| 14:59.15 | Monet | The Hulk is Banner's subconscious. Dunno what it is in Chos' case |
| 14:59.42 | Imperios | I have no idea who Amadeus Cho is |
| 14:59.45 | Hachiman | It seems that Cho has more control over his Hulk than Banner is |
| 14:59.54 | Imperios | But "Amadeus Cho" is a fairly awesome name |
| 14:59.56 | Hachiman | Cho is apparently some super-genius kid |
| 15:00.26 | Monet | Rememebr that for a long time Hulk *hated* Banner. |
| 15:00.59 | Imperios | >super genius kid |
| 15:01.09 | Imperios | Hurk just became a lot worse |
| 15:02.02 | Hachiman | I still find it awesome that the Hulk draws energy and mass from another dimension/universe/plane of existence in order to sustain itself and grow larger when it gets angrier |
| 15:02.20 | Imperios | It is more weird that awesome |
| 15:03.27 | Hachiman | I like to believe that the Hulk could defeat Superman on the basis that Superman cannot get any stronger while the Hulk can get stronger potentially infinitely |
| 15:03.44 | Hachiman | But then Superman has his laser lobotomy thing so |
| 15:04.11 | Imperios | HULK CRUSH PUNY SUPERMAN |
| 15:04.36 | Hachiman | To be fair, Hulk threw a Norse deity around like he was nothing |
| 15:04.37 | Imperios | I think Hulk was my favourite Marvel character when I was a kid |
| 15:04.49 | Hachiman | Aye one of mine too |
| 15:05.07 | Imperios | Hulk and Iron Man |
| 15:05.21 | Hachiman | Spiderman will always be my #1 though |
| 15:05.36 | Imperios | I liked the fact that they were both physical and mental at the same time |
| 15:05.52 | Imperios | I did not like Spiderman for some reason |
| 15:05.53 | Hachiman | Spiderman is the most human and relatable superhero in my opinion, especially as a child |
| 15:06.05 | Imperios | The cartoons yes but the character himself I thought as overrated and too popular |
| 15:06.10 | Imperios | Everyone liked him so naturally I didn't |
| 15:06.17 | Hachiman | ur a hipster |
| 15:06.28 | OluapPlayer | Imp go write your Fog War thing |
| 15:06.57 | Imperios | I need Xho for some of its parts |
| 15:07.11 | OluapPlayer | Write the parts that don't involve him hur |
| 15:08.38 | Hachiman | https://media.giphy.com/media/26tPfO4gh3Zx08Wbe/giphy.gif HARAM MOTHERFUCKER |
| 15:09.20 | AdmiralPanda | Wormy_: that would have been after the fact, as the decision to carbonite freeze him was made on Bespin without Jabba's knowledge |
| 15:10.07 | OluapPlayer | hur |
| 15:11.43 | Monet | Sounds like Jabba liked the idea of having the slab of Han Solo he was given as a wall ornament. |
| 15:13.09 | Monet | Boba Fett needed a way of bringing Han back alive and Vader wanted a way of making sure his method of transportating Luke wouldn't kill him |
| 15:13.19 | Monet | So Han was used as a test-freezing |
| 15:24.29 | Hachiman | According to one police officer, one of the most depressing things he had seen on the job was when he responded to a 69 year old woman calling in for rectal bleeding due to having been raped by an anonymous male on the day of her son's funeral and refused to go ER because she did not want to miss it |
| 15:28.40 | Imperios | Hachiman: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YncGEGqy0k |
| 15:40.51 | Hachiman | olol |
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| 16:07.05 | Hachiman | bbl |
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| 16:37.45 | OluapPlayer | spu |
| 16:37.51 | Wormy_ | hi |
| 16:38.03 | Xho | me |
| 16:38.05 | OluapPlayer | https://a.pomf.cat/fletex.webm welcome to Australia |
| 16:38.40 | Xho | Not even sure if an end-game player could get out of that mess |
| 16:38.51 | OluapPlayer | Imperios wanted to you so |
| 16:38.53 | Wormy_ | Xho: What's the name of that theology which defines God as neither existing or non-existing but beyond all fathomable concepts? |
| 16:38.56 | OluapPlayer | ~kick Imperios |
| 16:38.56 | infobot | ACTION kicks Imperios |
| 16:39.00 | Imperios | Yep |
| 16:39.09 | Imperios | Wormy_: Agnosticism |
| 16:39.15 | Wormy_ | Not that |
| 16:39.24 | Imperios | I am playing Minecraft with my sister so wait a bit |
| 16:39.54 | OluapPlayer | I think agnosticism is like not believing in a god but not denying the possibility of one existing |
| 16:40.39 | Wormy_ | Agnosticism does say that the question is unknowable, but this is a philosophy Sput showed me from within Christianity |
| 16:40.42 | Xho | Wormy_: Good question, not sure |
| 16:40.46 | Wormy_ | *Spu |
| 16:41.37 | Imperios | You mean the impossibility of comprehending god? |
| 16:42.04 | Wormy_ | Might be, yeah |
| 16:43.32 | Wormy_ | It defined god as neither existing or non-existing, like my Unseen Entity, or Chaos |
| 16:44.00 | Imperios | We've built an underground prison filled with zombies |
| 16:44.13 | Imperios | She then drops people into the prison so that they would be zombified |
| 16:46.09 | Xho | Well that's just sick |
| 16:46.37 | Imperios | Can you make citizen have sex |
| 16:47.32 | Xho | I dunno I haven't played Minecraft for like 2 years |
| 16:47.42 | OluapPlayer | Minecraft is not a Mature game so probably not |
| 16:48.31 | Monet | Villagers can make baby villagers |
| 16:49.36 | Xho | I'm gonna go make something on Spore |
| 17:04.03 | Wormy_ | http://imgur.com/gallery/H7bMTCA |
| 17:06.50 | Xho | "this guy was born with an unfortunate face" |
| 17:08.13 | OluapPlayer | He looks like a fucking potato |
| 17:08.36 | Wormy_ | "The prehistoric hypnotoad" http://imgur.com/gallery/c6QyJr4 |
| 17:10.14 | Wormy_ | http://i.imgur.com/sqxxCvZ.jpg |
| 17:12.07 | Wormy_ | http://imgur.com/gallery/tBtt3ep |
| 17:17.44 | Wormy_ | dug http://i.imgur.com/VDaQ3Tq.jpg |
| 17:18.12 | Imperios | Xho: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YncGEGqy0k |
| 17:18.29 | Xho | y u |
| 17:21.11 | Wormy_ | Finally a real fucking hoverboard http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/video_and_audio/must_see/35201724 |
| 17:22.01 | Wormy_ | uses fans so it doesn't need special surfaces and liquid nitrogen |
| 17:33.18 | Wormy_ | $19000 |
| 17:33.24 | Wormy_ | nah m8 |
| 17:42.19 | drom | Xho: Perhaps one of the most satisfying things you can do as a car owner. http://i.imgur.com/Kbp2u6U.webm |
| 17:43.05 | drom | Hachiman: http://i.imgur.com/xeBLQaE.webm |
| 17:43.22 | Xho | hoh |
| 17:44.28 | Hachiman | hur |
| 17:47.33 | drom | Xho: Why you shouldn't combine Taco Bell or Indian food with lighters in a car. http://i.imgur.com/vOrFUSm.webm |
| 17:48.58 | Vincent20100 | drom: LOLOL |
| 17:49.28 | drom | Hachiman Xho: When you are too weebaaboo http://i.imgur.com/T8gfqLb.webm |
| 17:54.47 | Wormy_ | The qi wasn't with him that day. |
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| 17:56.35 | The_Randomness | Hello |
| 17:59.24 | Technobliterator | hi randum |
| 18:00.10 | drom | Hachiman: When you realise the socket doesn't support DC http://i.imgur.com/8IQQSrd.webm |
| 18:00.38 | Hachiman | Why the fuck would you do that hur |
| 18:01.09 | Vincent20100 | drom: I'm shocked by such idiocy... |
| 18:01.20 | Vincent20100 | And I guess he too is ^.^ |
| 18:01.28 | drom | Ironically he was wearing an AC/DC shirt |
| 18:01.39 | The_Randomness | rofl |
| 18:01.50 | Vincent20100 | lol |
| 18:01.50 | Wormy_ | Let's hope this doesn't become a current trend. |
| 18:02.02 | Vincent20100 | ^ |
| 18:02.07 | drom | The experiment has come to an conclusion, it should read as "AC/AC" |
| 18:04.39 | Vincent20100 | wormy: That guy plugged it until it hertz. |
| 18:04.42 | drom | The_Randomness Monet TekCiv5, Charles is online on Steam. Up for playing the Civ5 game? |
| 18:04.47 | The_Randomness | sure |
| 18:04.49 | Wormy_ | lol |
| 18:05.05 | OluapPlayer | bah boring afternoon again |
| 18:05.07 | Monet | Not tonight, I have some stuff I need to do. |
| 18:05.16 | TekCiv5 | Drom: In a bit maybe |
| 18:05.17 | drom | awh |
| 18:05.52 | drom | Charles isn't responding right now. But we certainly could start playing in a bit later |
| 18:08.24 | Xho | http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/a/ab/Xhodocto2016.png/revision/latest?cb=20151230180734 So I decided to make a 2016 edition Xhodocto |
| 18:09.19 | drom | wings |
| 18:10.06 | OluapPlayer | Looks skinny |
| 18:11.23 | Monet | There's a definite sinsiter feeling |
| 18:11.55 | Monet | Its not shouty but I tihnk that adds to the effect - its threatening but not in the classic sense of the Devil. |
| 18:13.01 | Monet | It looks *very* sinister to me. |
| 18:15.47 | drom | Monet: Perhaps my proudest achievement in adventure mode so far http://i.imgur.com/9Fn0FXv.png |
| 18:16.12 | Monet | That irony |
| 18:17.00 | drom | Seriously though, bogeymen are ludicrously hard to kill in this game |
| 18:17.27 | The_Randomness | drom, what game is that? |
| 18:17.30 | The_Randomness | jw |
| 18:17.33 | drom | Dwarf Fortress |
| 18:17.37 | The_Randomness | Ah, thought so |
| 18:18.20 | drom | Actually, I killed 5 more bogeymen, except I spent the whole nighting picking off one by one. |
| 18:18.28 | drom | night* |
| 18:18.39 | drom | This bogeyman was the last one. |
| 18:20.19 | drom | There are only three ways to kill bogeymen; crush destroy either their head, upper or lower body, make them bleed out, or survive until the sunrise. |
| 18:22.35 | drom | Monet The_Randomness: Giant sponges are water creatures... http://i.imgur.com/WlPqBPe.png |
| 18:22.51 | The_Randomness | >giant sponge |
| 18:22.52 | The_Randomness | >drowned |
| 18:23.08 | Xho | 10/10 |
| 18:23.27 | drom | Spangebab Squarepants confirmed dead |
| 18:23.36 | Hachiman | olol |
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| 18:38.45 | OluapPlayer | if I have to spend the New Year without internet |
| 18:38.50 | OluapPlayer | I'll be only slightly mad |
| 18:41.34 | Monet | A good book could help. |
| 18:42.11 | OluapPlayer | Even if I liked reading, there are no books in this house |
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| 18:43.09 | Hachiman | Go out and buy one with your NEET money then kek |
| 18:43.12 | Hachiman | Hai GD |
| 18:43.19 | GD12 | ohai |
| 18:43.32 | Monet | A house with no books. sounds wierd. |
| 18:43.41 | Hachiman | Oluap is Portuguese, they cannot read |
| 18:43.49 | GD12 | "NEET money then kek" only missing a pepe meme otherwise it would be a perfect 4chan line |
| 18:43.56 | Hachiman | Ouch |
| 18:44.02 | Hachiman | I have too much dignity for that |
| 18:44.13 | OluapPlayer | Yes, add a pepe so it becomes 200% cancer instead of just 100% |
| 18:44.36 | Hachiman | https://media.giphy.com/media/sznTXCFPwtcEE/giphy.gif |
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| 18:45.04 | GD12 | ohai |
| 18:45.08 | GD12 | i remember the pepe auction |
| 18:45.13 | Charles_Murray | hai |
| 18:45.15 | GD12 | didn't it go as far as $100k |
| 18:45.21 | drom | ohai Charles |
| 18:45.27 | drom | Charles_Murray CIV5 soon?! |
| 18:45.34 | Charles_Murray | lol |
| 18:45.35 | OluapPlayer | That was the nail of the coffin |
| 18:45.38 | GD12 | before it got offed when ebay said u can't sell electronic goods |
| 18:45.41 | OluapPlayer | That meme just got worse and worse |
| 18:45.54 | OluapPlayer | Now it just makes me sick whenever I see it |
| 18:46.27 | Charles_Murray | Actually, wow, everyone's here |
| 18:46.46 | Charles_Murray | So sure |
| 18:46.51 | drom | Yeah. Monet is going to be a bit busy though |
| 18:47.01 | Charles_Murray | But I'm going to have to take a break in the middle for lunch |
| 18:47.09 | Charles_Murray | Bit busy when? |
| 18:47.16 | GD12 | hehe |
| 18:47.24 | drom | Tonight, british time. |
| 18:47.27 | Monet | Working on some uni stuff right now |
| 18:47.28 | GD12 | not on a food drip to sustain your electronic activity? |
| 18:47.30 | GD12 | NORMIE |
| 18:47.43 | OluapPlayer | Buzzword |
| 18:48.13 | drom | ReeeereeeEEEEEEREEEeeeeereEEEEEEEEEereeeeeeeeREEEEE |
| 18:48.18 | Charles_Murray | Alright. Should we go for Civ now, or should I get dressed, go out, get food, and we start civ at the usual time? |
| 18:48.31 | OluapPlayer | That just makes you look like a tool |
| 18:48.45 | TekCiv5 | I'll see, but I might not be able to |
| 18:49.19 | TekCiv5 | I'll see how busy I am in the even local time |
| 18:49.54 | TekCiv5 | I can play for a couple hours if you want to start now |
| 18:50.07 | The_Randomness | I'm up for civ whenever, but I would like to grab a snack |
| 18:50.52 | drom | I'm up for Civ5 whenever too. I don't mind waiting, I can still occupy myself modding my Dwarf Fortress |
| 18:50.55 | TekCiv5 | I got around two hours now, then I'll probably be gone until after dinner. |
| 18:51.05 | TekCiv5 | (EST) |
| 18:51.16 | Charles_Murray | Alright. Do we all want to undergo a speedtest, or should I just restart my computer and hope for the best? |
| 18:51.25 | Charles_Murray | i.e., when it comes to who hosts |
| 18:51.54 | TekCiv5 | Don't you have the save file? |
| 18:52.01 | drom | I do have the save file |
| 18:52.23 | The_Randomness | brb grabbing a snack |
| 18:52.31 | Charles_Murray | drom : go speedtest |
| 18:52.38 | Charles_Murray | Send me a screenshot of the result |
| 18:52.47 | Charles_Murray | http://www.speedtest.net/ |
| 18:52.49 | TekCiv5 | If we're playing now give me 5 minutes. I thought Monet is busy though? |
| 18:52.55 | TekCiv5 | *10 |
| 18:53.37 | Charles_Murray | You have time Tek |
| 18:54.11 | drom | I cannot do any test. It requires me to install Flash. I'm also avoiding using Flash. |
| 18:54.22 | Charles_Murray | o.O |
| 18:54.27 | Charles_Murray | http://imgur.com/i1903BE |
| 18:54.35 | Charles_Murray | Flash isn't bad |
| 18:54.44 | The_Randomness | I'm going to make myself lunch, give me about 15 minutes |
| 18:54.45 | GD12 | Are you on Comcast Cable? |
| 18:54.48 | GD12 | TRAITOR |
| 18:54.55 | Charles_Murray | I don't know? o.O |
| 18:54.57 | Hachiman | TRAITOR |
| 18:55.22 | TekCiv5 | TRAITOR |
| 18:55.23 | Charles_Murray | The website is asking me that, I'm pretty sure I'm not on Comcast. |
| 18:56.01 | drom | TRAITOR |
| 18:56.06 | Charles_Murray | *sigh* |
| 18:56.12 | TekCiv5 | declares war on Comcastland |
| 18:56.16 | Hachiman | *sick spins* |
| 18:56.24 | TekCiv5 | <PROTECTED> |
| 18:56.55 | drom | Charles_Murray: Looked up your IP, its ISP is indeed Comcast Cable |
| 18:57.03 | TekCiv5 | :O |
| 18:57.42 | GD12 | did he quit because of the Comcast jokes? |
| 18:58.04 | TekCiv5 | ... |
| 18:58.28 | drom | Well. He couldn't handle the truth! |
| 18:59.00 | Hachiman | Oh fuck guys what have you done |
| 18:59.02 | Hachiman | My sides |
| 19:00.09 | drom | Seriously though, his IP actually belongs to Comcast |
| 19:00.30 | *** join/#sporewiki Charles_Civ (188239fe@gateway/web/freenode/ip.24.130.57.254) |
| 19:00.48 | Charles_Civ | Um. |
| 19:00.54 | Charles_Civ | There's no sidebar? |
| 19:00.57 | GD12 | hello |
| 19:01.00 | Charles_Civ | Hey |
| 19:01.06 | Charles_Civ | Restarted my computer |
| 19:01.17 | Charles_Civ | I have nothing running on it except civ, steam, and this |
| 19:01.25 | Charles_Civ | So we should be good to go |
| 19:02.03 | drom | Charles_Civ: Pretty sure there is a button saying "users" |
| 19:02.14 | OluapPlayer | GD12: http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/9/92/Pathogis.png I don't believe you were here back when I updated this model |
| 19:02.42 | GD12 | ooh! |
| 19:02.45 | GD12 | holy shit thats nice |
| 19:02.57 | drom | Charles_Civ: Cannot get better than this. http://i.imgur.com/CvisuIg.png |
| 19:03.01 | GD12 | even more scary given how big it would be irl |
| 19:03.16 | GD12 | btw does anyone have a link to the place on sw where you can make forum psots? |
| 19:03.32 | Charles_Civ | drom: Do you want to host, then? |
| 19:03.38 | OluapPlayer | http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/e/ed/Kondrakar.png Kondrakar look like this now |
| 19:03.44 | drom | GD12: http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Forum |
| 19:03.46 | OluapPlayer | You mean the UDB? |
| 19:03.50 | OluapPlayer | Or that |
| 19:04.12 | drom | Charles_Civ: idk, I could give it an hand |
| 19:04.19 | GD12 | aye droms link |
| 19:04.24 | Charles_Civ | Go go go |
| 19:04.55 | GD12 | how does one make a forum post |
| 19:05.30 | OluapPlayer | Choose a sub-forum, make a message |
| 19:06.27 | GD12 | got it |
| 19:06.40 | Charles_Civ | Monet |
| 19:06.55 | Charles_Civ | TekCiv5 |
| 19:07.07 | Monet | I might be able to Civ later |
| 19:07.08 | TekCiv5 | Just another minute |
| 19:08.31 | TekCiv5 | <PROTECTED> |
| 19:08.53 | Charles_Civ | I've met you |
| 19:09.26 | TekCiv5 | You have? |
| 19:09.30 | Charles_Civ | Ys |
| 19:09.40 | TekCiv5 | Of course the AI was a little light on exploration |
| 19:10.18 | TekCiv5 | <PROTECTED> |
| 19:10.36 | TekCiv5 | And half of my current borders for that matter. :P |
| 19:11.04 | Imperios | Tell me when Xho comes back |
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| 19:11.53 | drom | Imperios: Xho is here ya dum |
| 19:12.02 | Imperios | I do not think he is active |
| 19:13.07 | OluapPlayer | Xho is on Fallout 4 |
| 19:13.13 | OluapPlayer | You could just call him on Steam |
| 19:14.46 | Xho | qwefgh |
| 19:15.01 | Hachiman | Think you mean |
| 19:15.02 | Hachiman | Queef |
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| 19:15.40 | Xho | i think u meen go fuk urself |
| 19:15.43 | Xho | And hi |
| 19:16.15 | GD12 | ohai |
| 19:16.22 | Monet | hi |
| 19:19.51 | Vincent20100 | Hey GD12! |
| 19:20.15 | Hachiman | https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10152633_10153187497738204_9174372918464465980_n.jpg?oh=edf8b7dd9c6f414cdd32df46e6f74819&oe=56FCE373 |
| 19:20.24 | Vincent20100 | Guys, how do you make space battle scene in Galactic Adventure? |
| 19:20.51 | GD12 | spaceships are blue gates |
| 19:20.57 | GD12 | so they can be resized and rotated |
| 19:21.55 | Vincent20100 | ? |
| 19:22.11 | GD12 | um idk how to explain |
| 19:22.15 | GD12 | i think ghelae had a guide to it |
| 19:23.22 | Vincent20100 | I will search |
| 19:27.49 | Vincent20100 | Can't find :( |
| 19:27.54 | Xho | Vincent20100: You know you can spawn blue gates in GA right? |
| 19:28.19 | Vincent20100 | I don't know what blue gates are |
| 19:28.43 | Xho | Have you ever used the Adventure editor or |
| 19:29.03 | Vincent20100 | Nah, I got it like, 5 days ago |
| 19:29.23 | Xho | Right |
| 19:29.34 | Xho | I'd ask Ghelae or Cyrannian when he's around |
| 19:29.51 | Xho | They could put it into better phrasing than I could |
| 19:30.09 | Vincent20100 | I googled something on google but I only find the sporewiki thing about space fleets ingame |
| 19:30.36 | Vincent20100 | Isn't their a guide maybe? |
| 19:30.49 | Wormy_ | It's a hidden thing |
| 19:31.08 | Wormy_ | I'll have a go at telling you, but its been a while since I used GA |
| 19:31.30 | Vincent20100 | kk, I will ask them when they're around |
| 19:31.44 | OluapPlayer | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/User%3AGhel%C3%A6/Guide_To_Battle_Images |
| 19:31.56 | Vincent20100 | Wow! Thanks :) |
| 19:32.38 | Xho | 10/10 credit to community |
| 19:36.01 | Xho | "I can't achieve orgasm unless my neighbour's dog is staring at me through the patio windows." |
| 19:36.02 | Wormy_ | Vincent: Select a gate, or any other active prop. Right click on some bittons in the memu and you'll find an option to disguise objects. You can choose vehicles this way. If you want to choose creatures, open a vehicle in the vehicle editor, them go into Sporepedia, and select the creature editor of the creature you want, and then click the green arrow. |
| 19:36.07 | Xho | Way too much internet for the day |
| 19:36.39 | Wormy_ | this freezes a creature into a solid figure that can be placed anywhere |
| 19:37.52 | Wormy_ | You'll have to find the the right buttons and menus |
| 19:38.29 | Hachiman | "The ninja lanternshark has black skin that allows it to blend in with the depths of the ocean where it hunts. The black skin is not the only trick up the fin of this predator, as the shark also glows in the dark, a deadly combination." |
| 19:38.41 | Hachiman | http://www.iflscience.com/sites/www.iflscience.com/files/styles/ifls_large/public/blog/%5Bnid%5D/image.jpeg?itok=0dfDjP6G Aforementioned ninja lanternshark |
| 19:39.07 | Xho | Looks like me when I'm hungover |
| 19:39.12 | Hachiman | kek |
| 19:40.16 | Hachiman | The Latin name for the ninja lanternshark is Etmopterus benchley, named after Peter Benchley, the author of the original Jaws novel |
| 19:40.54 | Wormy_ | oh wowso its a newly discovered species |
| 19:42.28 | Hachiman | It grows to about half a meter long and lives at a depth of 1,000 meters |
| 19:43.15 | OluapPlayer | His face is like "hhhehehehe" |
| 19:43.26 | Xho | http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/a/ab/Xhodocto2016.png/revision/latest?cb=20151230180734 For those who haven't seen yet |
| 19:43.50 | Hachiman | I kinda prefer the bulkier versions |
| 19:44.16 | Xho | well fuk u den cuz i not changin it |
| 19:44.18 | Hachiman | But it looks good nonetheless |
| 19:44.51 | Monet | I like the "dark angel" look. |
| 19:44.58 | Monet | Who says angels have to be the nice ones? |
| 19:45.05 | Xho | Allah did |
| 19:45.12 | Xho | shrugs his shoulders |
| 19:45.37 | Monet | Well outside the halls of Valhalla the Valkyries were real pieces of work. |
| 19:45.50 | Vincent20100 | Wormy_ A prop is a small building hidden? |
| 19:45.56 | Vincent20100 | *Wormy_ |
| 19:45.59 | Xho | They were originally going to have four arms but I don't think Spore could have handled it |
| 19:46.04 | Imperios | Xho: Can you give me the PNG? |
| 19:46.15 | Imperios | I think I can use it for the section we're writing now |
| 19:46.31 | Monet | They were nice once you got to Valhalla but before that they were said to be quite stern and initmidating, along with being covered in blood 9I think) |
| 19:48.05 | Xho | http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/0/0c/Xhodocto_%285%29.png/revision/latest?cb=20151230194749 go nuts |
| 19:48.15 | Hachiman | Sounds like standard Norse women |
| 19:48.47 | Xho | Well it has been a full year since I made the last version of Xhodocto |
| 19:50.25 | Xho | I was going to make them gold but I decided against it |
| 19:50.32 | Xho | It's not a Xhodocto if it's not black as the abuss |
| 19:50.33 | Xho | abuss |
| 19:50.34 | Xho | abyss |
| 19:51.45 | OluapPlayer | Isn't Krath gold |
| 19:52.16 | Monet | Probably not by default. |
| 19:52.37 | Hachiman | Krath is a hipster |
| 19:52.52 | OluapPlayer | Krath is gold, Santorakh is green, Angazhar is red |
| 19:52.58 | OluapPlayer | Draguros is [null] |
| 19:53.02 | Monet | I'm guessing being the Horseman of conquest He'd dispaly himself to mortals as more...civil? Which could come across as golden skin. |
| 19:53.20 | Charles_Civ | MOOOOONNNNNEEEET |
| 19:53.24 | Charles_Civ | Siam is being a butt |
| 19:53.31 | Xho | Draguros is white |
| 19:53.43 | OluapPlayer | Draguros - u r all nigs |
| 19:53.45 | Monet | Charles_Civ: What's it doing? |
| 19:53.51 | Xho | Santorakh - I PROTEST |
| 19:54.50 | Monet | Charles_Civ: What is Siam doing withotu my guidance? |
| 19:55.10 | OluapPlayer | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/File%3AXhodocto.png meanwhile, 6 years ago |
| 19:55.23 | Xho | 0.1/10 noskills |
| 19:55.49 | Vincent20100 | GUys, I just found the Blue gates in some menu |
| 19:56.01 | Charles_Civ | It's being super unreasonable in trade |
| 19:56.21 | Vincent20100 | What are they for? |
| 19:57.19 | Monet | It is producing a lot of luxuries lately |
| 19:57.38 | Monet | Honestly I thought because I was budy I thought you might try another game. |
| 19:58.11 | Xho | Shame is I don't have every Xhodocto model |
| 19:58.30 | Xho | Transferring computers means some of them have been lost forever |
| 19:58.37 | OluapPlayer | Because you don't upload the PNGs to the wiki |
| 19:58.42 | OluapPlayer | It's a good way of storing them |
| 19:58.55 | Xho | cuz none of u deserve muh doctos |
| 20:00.07 | OluapPlayer | u dont deserve nice things |
| 20:00.09 | OluapPlayer | u fatty |
| 20:00.30 | Xho | ur fat |
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| 20:12.48 | OluapPlayer | ~kick Xho |
| 20:12.48 | infobot | ACTION kicks Xho |
| 20:12.52 | OluapPlayer | dunt edit-conflict me |
| 20:12.55 | Xho | REKT |
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| 20:16.06 | Xho | Hachiman: So there's a picture of Emilia Clarke as a character from The Witcher 3 > "Why does she look like khaleesi from game of throne? D:" |
| 20:16.09 | Xho | AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH |
| 20:16.24 | Hachiman | kek |
| 20:16.28 | Hachiman | Yeah she is cosplayed as Ciri |
| 20:16.33 | Xho | "Her name is Stupid Inbred Bitch With No Ruling Skills" |
| 20:16.48 | Hachiman | Fucking kek |
| 20:17.59 | Hachiman | Anybody who calles Daenerys "Khaleesi" as if it was her actual name needs to pay more attention |
| 20:18.25 | Xho | or die |
| 20:18.28 | Hachiman | Yeah |
| 20:20.22 | OluapPlayer | more like game of dums |
| 20:21.12 | Xho | ur a game of dum |
| 20:22.31 | OluapPlayer | Xho: http://i.imgur.com/0FEHdah.png?1 |
| 20:23.41 | Xho | Oh No-bark |
| 20:24.48 | Imperios | Khaleesi |
| 20:24.54 | Imperios | Is it like the queen title |
| 20:24.58 | Imperios | Like |
| 20:25.09 | Imperios | I presume Khal Drogo in "Khal" is a title |
| 20:25.15 | Xho | It is |
| 20:25.34 | Xho | The Khal rules over a khalasar |
| 20:25.34 | Imperios | I AM GENGHIS KHAN, EXCEPT I WAS HIT IN THE FACE AND NOW CAN'T PRONOUNCE N |
| 20:25.43 | Imperios | Actually wait |
| 20:26.00 | Imperios | "Kal" is "excrement" in Russian |
| 20:26.21 | Xho | dunt u drag drogo's name into the dust |
| 20:26.38 | Xho | also get bak to da rp |
| 20:26.59 | OluapPlayer | dragon dong |
| 20:27.09 | Xho | drogo is god fuk u |
| 20:27.27 | Xho | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_hZT_jl6lY Good scene this |
| 20:28.47 | drom | welp, my game froze |
| 20:29.07 | Hachiman | >Viserys commits suicide |
| 20:29.09 | The_Randomness | Just resyncing |
| 20:29.11 | Hachiman | My God that burn |
| 20:29.12 | The_Randomness | I think |
| 20:31.38 | Imperios | Drogo looks like a gay Muslim person |
| 20:31.55 | Imperios | Specifically a gay Tajik |
| 20:32.23 | Hachiman | He was in porn as far as I know |
| 20:32.39 | Hachiman | That or some other member of the cast was |
| 20:32.48 | Imperios | http://i.imgur.com/3BKmj3n.jpg See, Drogo |
| 20:32.51 | Imperios | Except prettier |
| 20:33.11 | Hachiman | Drogo looks more handsome hur |
| 20:34.37 | Xho | "You hear about those dothraki? they've got curved swords. curved. swords." |
| 20:35.04 | Hachiman | But |
| 20:36.50 | Hachiman | Do they not have curved swords in Dorne? |
| 20:37.11 | Xho | Possibly |
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| 20:50.51 | Jepardi | Hi |
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| 20:57.25 | Imperios | Admittedly |
| 20:57.48 | Imperios | Middle Eastern people can actually be fairly attractive |
| 20:57.54 | Imperios | Central Asians though |
| 21:03.24 | drom | The_Randomness TekCiv5: Please don't set ready for next turn while someone is leaving |
| 21:03.43 | The_Randomness | huh| |
| 21:03.45 | The_Randomness | ? |
| 21:04.01 | drom | It causes the server go crazy |
| 21:04.09 | The_Randomness | er, what do you mean by that? |
| 21:04.34 | drom | Tek left about the moment as we proceeded to the next turn |
| 21:04.39 | The_Randomness | Oh |
| 21:04.47 | drom | It clogs the server |
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| 21:31.08 | Tek0516 | Charles_Civ Drom Monet The_Randomness: How's the game going since I left? |
| 21:31.16 | The_Randomness | Fine, I guess |
| 21:32.29 | The_Randomness | You seem to be dealing with barbarians right now |
| 21:33.26 | Hachiman | "Eating spaghetti to forgetti my regretti" |
| 21:34.09 | AdmiralPanda | howsabout you eat a shotgun so we can all forget u |
| 21:35.36 | The_Randomness | wow |
| 21:36.19 | Hachiman | I always wanted a go on Kurt Cobain's last microphone |
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| 21:38.20 | Hachiman | Hi Aeo |
| 21:38.26 | Aeo | hi |
| 21:40.16 | AdmiralPanda | hi |
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| 21:40.43 | Imperios | OluapPlayer Hachiman Xho: http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Second_War_of_Black_Fog/Part_3#The_Hellhuntress_is_Born 'ere we go |
| 21:40.57 | Monet | Hello |
| 21:41.04 | Hachiman | 'ERE WE GO, 'ERE WE GO |
| 21:41.21 | OluapPlayer | hi |
| 21:41.42 | Xho | Angazhar - once you go xhodocto you can't go back-docto |
| 21:41.43 | Hachiman | 'ERE WE GO 'CROSS THE KOZMOS |
| 21:41.48 | Imperios | And that's the new Telfinne origin |
| 21:42.26 | Hachiman | Those pictures are pretty impressive |
| 21:43.03 | Imperios | I was listening to My Little Pony songs while writing this |
| 21:43.55 | Hachiman | "You treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol, you treat an inside wound with drinking alcohol." |
| 21:44.23 | Imperios | Not even the a 2010 show, just every single MLP song I could find |
| 21:44.27 | Imperios | *from the 2010 show |
| 21:47.55 | Imperios | What do yuou think? |
| 21:48.03 | Imperios | And ofc hi OP |
| 21:48.25 | OluapPlayer | Imperios: good job, the pictures are nice |
| 21:49.25 | Imperios | I tried to make her more dramatic |
| 21:49.53 | OluapPlayer | you succeeded |
| 21:52.24 | Hachiman | Pretty good section yeah |
| 22:00.30 | Tek0516 | Drom Charles_Civ: Are you guys still playing? |
| 22:00.39 | The_Randomness | ye |
| 22:01.33 | Tek0516 | Okay, mind if I rejoin? |
| 22:01.49 | Tek0516 | AI hasn't screwed me over too badly? |
| 22:02.33 | The_Randomness | I don't think so |
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| 22:11.34 | Imperios | Wormy_ Monet OluapPlayer: http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/578979876048852691/9B5F381856BF2B24CE4C143415331C72B4969336/ |
| 22:11.52 | OluapPlayer | noot noot |
| 22:21.27 | Hachiman | You know, old programmers never die |
| 22:21.31 | Hachiman | They just can't C as well |
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| 22:22.50 | Hachiman | I don't like long fairytales; they just tend to dragon |
| 22:24.44 | Hachiman | I walked past a music store the other day, and it had a small sign on the window; it read, "Bach in a Minuet" |
| 22:26.35 | Hachiman | Calling someone a plateau is a high form of flattery |
| 22:27.08 | ImpyDroid | :P |
| 22:27.20 | ImpyDroid | <PROTECTED> |
| 22:27.52 | Hachiman | Seen this |
| 22:28.29 | Hachiman | There was once a story about two silk worms that had a race |
| 22:28.34 | Hachiman | They ended up in a tie |
| 22:31.05 | Hachiman | Old lawyers never die; they just lose their appeal |
| 22:34.32 | Hachiman | Did anyone hear about that chicken that turned up dead on a farm the other day? The investigators suspect a case of fowl play |
| 22:35.12 | Monet | Are you bored? |
| 22:35.52 | Hachiman | I used to have a cross-eyed teacher when I was younger in school; he couldn't control his pupils |
| 22:36.17 | Wormy_ | hah hah |
| 22:36.48 | Wormy_ | What do you guys plan oin doing next year? |
| 22:36.58 | Hachiman | Recovering from a hangover |
| 22:37.42 | Wormy_ | It will take a whole year, and then you'l be ready for next new year :P |
| 22:39.07 | Wormy_ | *you'll |
| 22:39.59 | Hachiman | I feel sorry for the guy who invented the door knocker; he got a no-bell prize |
| 22:42.16 | Wormy_ | Did you hear about the two gay Irishmen? |
| 22:42.41 | *** part/#sporewiki Monet (~Monet47@240.120.39.217.dyn.plus.net) |
| 22:42.41 | Wormy_ | Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick |
| 22:43.53 | Hachiman | Oh wow |
| 22:49.14 | drom | Charles_Civ: http://i.imgur.com/WlPqBPe.png Long this long time ago |
| 22:49.22 | drom | Posted this long time ago* |
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| 22:56.23 | Xho | https://youtu.be/kscG_gs2BOc?t=54s Angahar and Telfinne |
| 22:56.28 | Xho | Angazhar even |
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| 22:58.27 | ImpyDroid | Essentially yes |
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| 22:58.35 | GD12 | Ohai |
| 22:58.44 | DrodoEmpire | hi everyone |
| 22:58.46 | DrodoEmpire | Hi |
| 23:01.37 | Hachiman | Xho: You know, there's only so many Muse jokes I can make tonight, especially since for me... Time Is Running Out |
| 23:02.44 | Xho | The Fury within me right now makes me want to slap you right out of your Cave and give you Micro Cuts |
| 23:05.13 | Hachiman | If you really want to act like a Psycho and endanger my Survival, why not throw me into a Supermassive Black Hole while you eat some Popcorn and watch the Hysteria and Madness |
| 23:05.29 | Xho | Nah I'm Feeling Good right now |
| 23:07.09 | Hachiman | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:City-State_of_Corance Ooh boy |
| 23:07.24 | DrodoEmpire | Yeah, I saw too |
| 23:07.32 | Hachiman | Somebody should probably tell External |
| 23:07.38 | Xho | Would make for a good Fictionverse page |
| 23:07.45 | Xho | Other than 0/10 GET IN THE FUCKING SEA |
| 23:08.10 | drom | Hm. Just reminded me |
| 23:08.15 | drom | Kin of the Claw |
| 23:08.25 | Xho | >Castius >Septimus >Arcturus >Julianus |
| 23:08.28 | Xho | is triggered |
| 23:08.42 | DrodoEmpire | Seems... A wee large for a City State? :p |
| 23:08.50 | Hachiman | Using Latin names when we already have Latin-oriented fiction? |
| 23:08.53 | Hachiman | GET IN THE FUCKING SEA |
| 23:09.11 | GD12 | What happened? |
| 23:09.18 | DrodoEmpire | Maybe someone should let him know that a City-State is literally a *single independent city*? |
| 23:09.29 | GD12 | oh |
| 23:09.32 | DrodoEmpire | Not an empire of ten million? |
| 23:09.36 | GD12 | he's using shiarchon names? |
| 23:09.42 | DrodoEmpire | Latin ones anyhow |
| 23:09.45 | Hachiman | STRAP ANVILS TO THIS FUCKER'S ANKLES AND LAUNCH THEM INTO THE SHARKIEST PART OF THE WHOLE FUCKING SEA |
| 23:10.02 | DrodoEmpire | At least I *tried* to do some research before jumping in... <.< |
| 23:10.03 | Hachiman | There's a lot of issues with that page as of current canon |
| 23:10.06 | DrodoEmpire | ^ |
| 23:10.52 | DrodoEmpire | Also if they're so large then their population seems... A bit small |
| 23:11.16 | DrodoEmpire | Even taking into account some things like climate and available agricultural and medical technology |
| 23:11.39 | Xho | 10 million is huge for the Fantasyverse |
| 23:11.51 | OluapPlayer | This guy keeps giving himself bloated ages |
| 23:12.02 | OluapPlayer | We've changed to 30,000 years max for a while now |
| 23:12.02 | Xho | not as bloated as my dik |
| 23:12.08 | Xho | I dunno why I said that |
| 23:12.11 | Hachiman | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/SporeWiki:Fantasy_Universe#Rules These rules |
| 23:12.19 | Hachiman | People should read and adhere to them |
| 23:12.20 | DrodoEmpire | Xho: Ehh I suppose |
| 23:12.24 | DrodoEmpire | Maybe I'm wrong |
| 23:12.43 | GD12 | 10,000,000 is a modern city |
| 23:13.14 | OluapPlayer | If someone could inform him how wrong he is, it'd be appreciated |
| 23:13.16 | OluapPlayer | Nicely, of course |
| 23:13.21 | DrodoEmpire | Yeah but the 21st century has hyper-efficient and hyper-effective transportation, agriculture and medicine |
| 23:13.23 | Xho | Well the Roman Empire was estimated to be about 50 million by 25 AD |
| 23:13.27 | Xho | BC even |
| 23:13.29 | DrodoEmpire | Fantasyverse does not |
| 23:13.38 | DrodoEmpire | Xho: Then I'm probably wrong yeah |
| 23:15.10 | Hachiman | "My spirit animal is a disabled alpaca vaping on an ugly vape pen and high on weed Krispie treats" |
| 23:15.17 | OluapPlayer | The errors extend to all of his fantasy pages, not just that one |
| 23:15.33 | OluapPlayer | In fact this guy is exactly why I added to the rule list today |
| 23:16.17 | Xho | If I had to have a spirit animal, it would be an Angry Bird screaming "JOHN CENA" into a megaphone |
| 23:16.32 | DrodoEmpire | Actually hm... |
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| 23:17.58 | DrodoEmpire | Yeah actually looking into it better one of the best comparable RL nations I can find in terms of geography might be something like the Khwarazmian Empire of one of the Persias... The Khwarazmians had an estimated five million population by the time of Genghis Khan so that might be a good esitmate |
| 23:18.14 | DrodoEmpire | City State |
| 23:18.27 | DrodoEmpire | *City state's geography isn;'t the best for agriculture anyway |
| 23:18.35 | GD12_ | Mongol - Skulls for the Skull Throne! |
| 23:18.59 | Hachiman | I was about to bring up the Mongols |
| 23:19.18 | DrodoEmpire | They basically did depopulate the entirety of Khwarezm actually |
| 23:19.34 | DrodoEmpire | Between fifty and ninety percent of the population I think |
| 23:19.47 | GD12_ | hmm |
| 23:19.49 | GD12_ | "Controls the entirety of the Heartlands, extends into the Sea of Sand, Polar Lands, and Eastern Plains." |
| 23:19.53 | GD12_ | not quite a city-state |
| 23:20.00 | Hachiman | Khwarezm went from five million to fucking zero kek |
| 23:20.00 | DrodoEmpire | Yeah that's what I said too |
| 23:20.06 | drom | Gimme a expectionally crafted article of an Fantasyverse empire! |
| 23:20.11 | DrodoEmpire | Genghis didn't fuck around :p |
| 23:20.40 | DrodoEmpire | ANyway short version is that geography isn't on his side in any way shape or form and certainly not for population |
| 23:20.53 | DrodoEmpire | Slash that in half and it should stop being a city state |
| 23:21.10 | Hachiman | Er I have nothing to suggest drom |
| 23:21.21 | Hachiman | Other than maybe look through Xho and Oluap's pages I dunno |
| 23:21.24 | DrodoEmpire | ^ |
| 23:21.26 | OluapPlayer | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction%3AEmpire_of_Man |
| 23:21.27 | DrodoEmpire | They |
| 23:21.34 | DrodoEmpire | *They are great examples |
| 23:21.39 | Hachiman | Maybe Min Lagosi page too but that's outdated |
| 23:21.49 | Hachiman | Well it's not but it's not formatted well |
| 23:22.38 | OluapPlayer | Refer to the Empire of Man page for an "expectionally crafted" fantasy empire |
| 23:22.49 | Hachiman | Yeah |
| 23:23.36 | Charles_Civ | Oh my god wikia is horrible if you don't have an ad blocker |
| 23:23.50 | DrodoEmpire | ^ |
| 23:23.50 | drom | duh |
| 23:27.09 | Hachiman | So apparently, on this day in history, the USSR was founded |
| 23:27.15 | DrodoEmpire | Huh. |
| 23:27.52 | Wormy_ | Happy Comrade day. |
| 23:28.40 | DrodoEmpire | Yeah I *really* don't like how old the City State is. Rome *barely* lasted some 1000 years, no Chinese dynasty lasted more than a few centuries. |
| 23:29.08 | OluapPlayer | His age is plan wrong on the basis that they're older than the entire setting |
| 23:29.19 | DrodoEmpire | There's that too |
| 23:30.10 | DrodoEmpire | No polity, none made by humans anyway, can exist continually for *thousands* of years with medieval technology. :p |
| 23:30.40 | DrodoEmpire | There'll always be some upheaval, some collapse (and then possible later revival), etc. |
| 23:30.41 | OluapPlayer | Hide all the empires |
| 23:31.28 | Hachiman | To be fair, most other empires are nonhuman |
| 23:31.37 | DrodoEmpire | ^ |
| 23:31.43 | Hachiman | Elves are naturally going to have long-lasting dynasties and empires |
| 23:32.02 | OluapPlayer | Timespan in Koldenwelt is severely screwed up in general |
| 23:32.19 | OluapPlayer | Even after cutting the time down from 300000 years to 30000, it's still messed up |
| 23:32.22 | DrodoEmpire | And those that are *probably* suffered some civil war or descent in anarchy that O |
| 23:32.35 | DrodoEmpire | *That I'd say would count as non-continuous |
| 23:32.43 | Xho | i ain't cuttin down any further |
| 23:32.57 | Xho | twas hard goin' |
| 23:32.58 | OluapPlayer | Well no, it'd not be possible to cut down any furhter |
| 23:33.00 | Hachiman | The timespan is like the fat on Xho's bones |
| 23:33.17 | Xho | I'm gonna start having a body dysmorphic complex here |
| 23:33.20 | OluapPlayer | It'd require starting the setting over |
| 23:33.21 | Xho | Like I already do but even more |
| 23:33.25 | OluapPlayer | again |
| 23:34.13 | OluapPlayer | Still the oldest living empire in Koldenwelt is 25,000 years old minimum |
| 23:34.45 | DrodoEmpire | Which one's that? |
| 23:35.00 | OluapPlayer | Cobalt Kingdom |
| 23:35.23 | Xho | And there are characters that are 25,000 years old and older |
| 23:35.33 | Hachiman | Most of them are demigods though |
| 23:35.36 | Xho | True |
| 23:35.38 | OluapPlayer | Characters are not empires |
| 23:35.51 | Xho | ur not an empire go fuk urself |
| 23:35.56 | OluapPlayer | Correct |
| 23:36.04 | Xho | was outsmarted |
| 23:36.48 | Xho | In terms of active empires on Koldenwelt the oldest one going is about 5,000 years old |
| 23:37.02 | Xho | I say active as in wiki-active |
| 23:37.03 | OluapPlayer | The Cobalt Kingdom still exists |
| 23:37.09 | OluapPlayer | Hm |
| 23:37.12 | OluapPlayer | Fair enough then |
| 23:38.18 | OluapPlayer | The oldest true empire I have is the Duergar Empire which I marked as ~3,800 years old |
| 23:40.03 | Xho | But yeah that being said most of the really long lasting empires on Koldenwelt have been figureheaded by immortals |
| 23:40.20 | Xho | Or those with a lifespan of more than 1000 years |
| 23:43.03 | Xho | What was this conversation about again |
| 23:43.50 | OluapPlayer | Empires being too old to work |
| 23:43.56 | Xho | Right |
| 23:44.06 | Xho | Well there's only one really old empire still being used |
| 23:44.11 | Xho | The rest are quite recent |
| 23:44.35 | Xho | Except for the one External made which is like ten times older than everything ever |
| 23:44.54 | drom | I thinking of that the Kin of the Claw would have a settlement which is a dwarven fortress claimed by them. |
| 23:45.25 | DrodoEmpire | Halifaxia as a city has been around for about three, two thousand years |
| 23:45.43 | DrodoEmpire | When it became politically united in its modern form though is unclear |
| 23:46.12 | Xho | The only other old fictions I have are the Kelodhrosi Commonwealth and Dalmiric Kingdom |
| 23:46.23 | OluapPlayer | The Merovar Dynasty comes after the Duergar at 1,350 years |
| 23:46.28 | Xho | Though the Dalmiric Kingdom's fallen and reformed multiple times over 5,000 years |
| 23:46.31 | OluapPlayer | Everything else I have is around 600 years or younger |
| 23:47.04 | Xho | The current Dalmiric Kingdom that's under Shiarchon control is about 630 years |
| 23:47.25 | OluapPlayer | The Nightshade Clan, Vulcanus Horde and Lympharian Collective are all very ancient but none of them are empires |
| 23:47.44 | Xho | Suppose the same goes for the Order of the Black Sun |
| 23:48.01 | Hachiman | drom: Good luck finding dwarves in Talmyr |
| 23:48.04 | OluapPlayer | The Clan is just a castle filled with vampires, the Horde is a bunch of fire monsters under the rule of another fire monster, and the Collective is a cult |
| 23:48.09 | Xho | Actually with the updated timeline I dunno how old the Order of the Black Sun is |
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| 23:48.34 | Xho | I'd say 10,000 - 15,000 years old but I dunno for sure |
| 23:48.40 | OluapPlayer | A cult that has been shattered and reformed at least once |
| 23:49.02 | Xho | I really should remake Caedes |
| 23:49.09 | Xho | Still not happy with that model |
| 23:49.16 | OluapPlayer | Finish Abyssus page |
| 23:49.20 | Xho | u finish it |
| 23:49.29 | Hachiman | The dwarves so far exist only in the Tropical Lands and Eastern Plains; nowhere near the western side of the Eastern Continent, let alone the Western Continent itself |
| 23:49.30 | OluapPlayer | rite, Abyssus is mine now |
| 23:49.43 | Xho | NOOOH |
| 23:49.43 | Hachiman | also all dorfs r mine fuk off |
| 23:49.53 | drom | ;-; |
| 23:49.53 | Xho | Dalmiric Dwarves |
| 23:49.55 | Xho | Makes sense |
| 23:49.59 | OluapPlayer | Except the ones not made by you |
| 23:50.00 | Hachiman | It doesn't hur |
| 23:50.16 | Hachiman | yeh but everything but the duergar belongs to me |
| 23:50.20 | Xho | Suppose not there are no real mountainous areas in Talmyr |
| 23:50.21 | OluapPlayer | Kyesacov |
| 23:50.26 | OluapPlayer | Kyrsacov even |
| 23:50.26 | Hachiman | And the Kyrsacov |
| 23:50.27 | drom | Yeah. I just started reading your empire based in Talmyr. |
| 23:50.36 | OluapPlayer | You have one dwarf race |
| 23:50.38 | OluapPlayer | I have two |
| 23:50.42 | Hachiman | Fuck you have more dwarves than me |
| 23:50.47 | Xho | Talmyr is mostly flat |
| 23:50.48 | Hachiman | ;-; |
| 23:50.59 | OluapPlayer | Stop complaining and finish your pages |
| 23:51.19 | drom | but, but the picture of Talmyr! It's full of mountains! |
| 23:51.24 | Hachiman | There's the matter of dwarves migrating from the Eastern Plains where they were originally based and going all the way to Talmyr which sounds just unrealistic to me given the sheer distance |
| 23:51.29 | Xho | dats hills u |
| 23:51.49 | Xho | Eastern Plains to Talmyr is at least 8,500 miles |
| 23:51.52 | drom | ok "high hills" then |
| 23:51.53 | OluapPlayer | Nothing stops dwarf races from being born elsewhere |
| 23:51.59 | Hachiman | butbut dweogr |
| 23:52.03 | Hachiman | dweorg even |
| 23:52.17 | OluapPlayer | There are multiple kinds of humans with different origins |
| 23:52.20 | Xho | dweogr looks like someone smashing the keyboard |
| 23:52.22 | OluapPlayer | No reason for dwarves to be differen t |
| 23:52.29 | Hachiman | Eh true |
| 23:52.59 | Hachiman | Races just seem to arise magically in Koldenwelt, like outta nowhere |
| 23:53.14 | drom | it is fantasyverse u |
| 23:53.17 | Hachiman | So it's not too much of a problem to have other dwarven ancestors and races and whatnot based elsewhere |
| 23:53.19 | OluapPlayer | Saying they evolved from cells and gained sapience would take too long |
| 23:53.34 | Xho | Ah there is one veritably mountainous area in Talmyr and that is Azhnatmukand |
| 23:53.48 | Hachiman | I read that as Akharavzund |
| 23:54.02 | Xho | you tried |
| 23:54.08 | OluapPlayer | Akharav - when did it get so cold |
| 23:55.01 | OluapPlayer | For some reason I have at least 3 races the same age of 600 |
| 23:55.06 | Xho | Dalverat - when your ass got kicked u bastard |
| 23:55.08 | OluapPlayer | Undine, Terefah and Merkan |
| 23:55.31 | OluapPlayer | Well, Undine Sphere at least. This is not their first empire |
| 23:56.20 | drom | Xho: After reading about Dalmiric. I guess the Kin of the Claw should be nusiances plundering the naval traffics? |
| 23:57.05 | Xho | Suppose they could be |
| 23:57.10 | Xho | Perhaps not the wisest idea at the moment |
| 23:57.21 | Hachiman | I did have one idea for the Dweorg that there would be two groups which gave rise to other dwarven races on the Eastern Continent; the Dweorg that were enslaved and were later liberated and migrated, and Dweorg that were not enslaved and migrated a while before the other Dweorg were liberated |
| 23:59.16 | OluapPlayer | Giving all of every single creature type the same origin would limit how users write their fiction, so it'd not be possible at any occasion |
