IRC log for #sporewiki on 20151213

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00:13.01OluapPlayerTechnobliterator: You there?
00:14.37OluapPlayerGuess not
00:15.51TechnobliteratorI'm doing a test atm
00:30.32OluapPlayerTechnobliterator: I'm on horseback minding my own business, suddenly a donkey shows up and gets right in front of me
00:30.37OluapPlayerSuicide via D-Horse
00:30.47Technobliteratorlmao
00:30.54Technobliteratorhahahaha
00:31.08OluapPlayerI had not encountered a donkey before
00:31.21OluapPlayerLike anything interesting, I fulton'd it immediately hur
00:35.04Technobliteratorfulton all the animals
00:35.54AdmiralPandabreak all the spines
00:35.59Monet_2Its fun scoping out an outpost for recruits.
00:37.07HachimanI wonder if there is any logic to a dwarven monk becoming more powerful whenever they get drunk
00:37.27HachimanTotally not thinking about making a dwarven monk character for the Fantasyverse at some point
00:39.00AdmiralPandafantasyverse > logic > pick one
00:39.05Hachimankek
00:40.09XhoAdmiral's thesis explains my comfort zone
00:40.41AdmiralPandathere is actually a historical martial art that takes advantage of the fact that being drunk reduces physical and mental inhibitions
00:40.41Xhohttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Thread:207956 Just to clarify does everyone agree with what I said here
00:40.56HachimanOh wow I never thought of that
00:41.35HachimanAnd yes I do agree with what you said
00:41.49AdmiralPanda+1 to Xho
00:42.01XhoI now have 1 point
00:42.17AdmiralPandaspend it in Charisma, balance out your sheet a little
00:42.33HachimanWhy not just specialize on INT
00:42.39Xhojust got owned twice in a row
00:42.42OluapPlayerTechnobliterator: Also, the wandering MB soldiers
00:42.50OluapPlayerFirst thing in this game that made me go "what the fuck"
00:42.53Technobliteratoroh yeah
00:42.57Technobliteratorthose missions are
00:42.59Technobliteratorwell
00:43.07AdmiralPandaHachiman: he's already tier 3 specced in crazy, so it's a bit late for that
00:43.08OluapPlayerThey run like they're fucking drunk
00:43.15OluapPlayerAnd they knock you down in ONE punch
00:43.21HachimanWAN PAAAAAANCH
00:43.55AdmiralPandabut yeah I completely agree that longevity of a fiction has nothing to do with its "power," instead you have to look at the practical aspects of how the fiction functions.
00:44.02OluapPlayerI spent a good 10 minutes trying to take the fucker down
00:44.03Technobliteratoryeah
00:44.03Monet_2D-Horse helps you keep up with them
00:44.06Technobliteratorthey're like
00:44.08Technobliteratorstupidly hard to catch
00:44.19Technobliteratorand I never found Quiet was good at getting them
00:44.40Monet_2That actually makes sense
00:44.44OluapPlayerI've not met Quiet yet
00:45.00Monet_2Considering the shot she managed on he rfirst approach to modern Mother Base
00:45.30OluapPlayerI'm doing side-ops before progressing the story
00:45.41OluapPlayerDon't know how much good that'll do, but I'm doing it
00:45.48Technobliteratorit's not necessary
00:45.51Technobliteratorbut it's helpful
00:46.05Technobliteratorwandering MB soldiers are only essential for that one sidequesti n chapter 2
00:48.02Xhohttps://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/12345422_10156319997035052_8677373044262905058_n.jpg?oh=508c08af0ed19479425de03eac98656d&oe=56DA804D
00:48.04OluapPlayerAlso took me a while to find that shitty sheep
00:48.12Hachimanhur
00:48.18OluapPlayerAfter 10 minutes of running in circles, I found it hanging around next to D-Horse
00:48.20HachimanXho Wormy_ Monet: http://benedictcumberbatchgenerator.tumblr.com/
00:48.24OluapPlayerThey were watching my plea
00:48.25HachimanFound the best thing
00:48.29HachimanIt's so silly
00:48.42Hachiman"Bunsenburner Upperclass"
00:48.43Xho"Bukkake Curdledong"             Well that went 18 + fast
00:48.52Hachimanolol
00:48.59Monet_2"Bendydick Bumbersplat"
00:49.11Monet_2How about that? XD
00:49.17HachimanOhgod
00:50.40AdmiralPandaBendydick Cockatoo
00:50.47AdmiralPandawas this thing made by an Australian?
00:50.51Xho"I don't know who is worse between these two. A white knight and a thirst Indian."
00:51.01Monet_2Technobliterator: WHen MB soldiers ask "Boss! Will you train with me?"...is it okay to beat the shit out of them?
00:51.07XhoI'm white and Indian so by that basis I am the worst thing imaginable
00:51.09Hachiman"Snozzlebert Curdlesnoot"
00:51.57HachimanOhgod, I just got "Honkytonk Crackerdong"
00:52.14AdmiralPandaXho: Well we already knew that, but go on
00:52.38XhoBut yeah thirsty Indians are weird as fuck
00:52.52Hachimanur an indian fukboi
00:55.34Xhochipkali ke chut ke pasine
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00:58.53XhoTranslation being "sweat of a reptile's c***"
00:58.58XhoDon't quite understand why
00:59.47AdmiralPandadon't quite understand why you would memorise that
01:00.11XhoKnew it would have some use
01:00.28Hachimanolol
01:01.48Hachimanhttp://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/a/a3/Kvo_Eirik_the_Monk.png/revision/latest?cb=20151213010106 Okay so I gave in and make a dwarven monk
01:01.48XhoMy favourite insult is 'haathi ka bacha' which means 'son of an elephant'
01:02.21XhoLooks like he has a case of Forest Whitaker eye
01:02.32HachimanYeah it's supposed to be like a constantly closed eye
01:02.38HachimanTextures won't allow me to give him a scar hur
01:03.46Wormy_"Brandenberg Fumblesnatch"
01:03.53Wormy_dat last name
01:04.07Xhogeezush
01:04.37HachimanBasic premise is a dwarven monk who specializes in punching and channeling thunder magic and gets more powerful the drunker he gets
01:04.41Wormy_"Butawhiteboy Cantbekhan"
01:04.50Wormy_amazing
01:04.53HachimanThat's not wrong
01:05.45Wormy_original Khan http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/scale_super/3/38826/881827-khan3.jpg
01:05.56Hachimandats not genghis
01:06.12Wormy_http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/startrek/images/1/12/Khan_Noonien_Singh.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20080316184441
01:06.16AdmiralPandagenghis not original khan either
01:06.56XhoSuper Indians
01:06.59XhoWell that's just scary
01:07.03Wormy_yep
01:07.15Monet_3He's Mexican.
01:07.35HachimanBut Noonien Singh is an Indian naming thing
01:08.00Wormy_Xho fan-made but very cool https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKtieXEBLcE
01:08.19Monet_3Not sure on his origins but his actor is Mexican.
01:08.19Wormy_The Augments were Indian I think
01:09.00Xho"The future would not use old 19th century Solid rocket boosters. First of all the massive vibration of solids would tear apart the system. SRB's are too cost prohibitive because even if you save the hollow tubes they solid core is a complete loss. All heavy lift systems above 55,000 lbs have been liquid fueled. There would be no reason to use them."
01:09.08XhoThe science buffs are in full bloom
01:09.28Wormy_"The Augments rose to power and held dominance over a large portion of Humanity, beginning in the early 1990s. Among the most notorious of these superhuman conquerors was Khan Noonien Singh, who in 1992 became the "absolute ruler" of more than a quarter of the planet, from Asia through the Middle East."
01:10.06Wormy_from Memory Alpha
01:10.21Monet_3So he's from...somewhere in Asia.
01:10.55Monet_3I think he might be Indian yeah.
01:11.20Monet_3Given his ego I wouldn't put it past him for "Khan" to be something he gave himself.
01:12.27Wormy_I laughed because "Butawhiteboy Cantbekhan", probably is not random (or if it is, good luck) because the new Khan is as white as you can get
01:12.40Wormy_but meant to be the same character
01:12.40HachimanOh wow
01:12.48HachimanThat actually makes sense
01:12.54HachimanBecause Cumberbatch played Khan
01:13.00Wormy_yep
01:13.23HachimanIt only just got to me
01:13.26Wormy_Those other links I posted was the original actor
01:13.47AdmiralPandaI'm not even that much of a star trek fan but I got it immediately, step up ur nerd game
01:13.51Wormy_Even though as Monet points out, he is Mexican
01:14.23Monet_3Khan came up in one of my lectures :>
01:18.58XhoSingh is a very common surname among Sikhs
01:19.02XhoSo he's likely Indian
01:20.22Wormy_http://memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/Khan_Noonien_Singh#20th_century_origins
01:20.34Wormy_nothings confirmed but its the best we got
01:24.10Wormy_http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/memoryalpha/images/7/76/Khan%27s_reconstructive_surgery.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20140307051012&path-prefix=en
01:24.38Wormy_in the non-canon stuff he had his face reconstructed in the alt timeline, which pretty much makes sense
01:28.55Wormy_Monet_3:  Have you seen these Unseen Era videos?  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=II3itVsYvTw&index=3&list=PLE8CEE625A0746E81
01:30.09XhoHachiman: Have you seen Yoshimitsu's Tekken 7 costume
01:30.15HachimanI have
01:30.22Monet_3Wormy: Not sure
01:30.23HachimanLovecraftian Samurai I believe
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01:46.28Wormy__Hachiman:  Just like in Animatrix https://www.sciencenews.org/article/geoengineering-world%E2%80%99s-last-hope-new-book-argues
01:46.40HachimanOuch
02:05.39Wormy__http://www.polygon.com/2013/7/16/4529260/quigleys-dismay-at-simcitys-blundered-launch-and-why-he-quit-ea
02:05.53Wormy__"A lot of the ideas that we have about the early emergence of live on Earth were in the early development of Spore but were lost as it became a much more cute game and less a game about physical processes. Those are things that I have been wanting to get back to, to deal with that subject matter, the dawn of life, the formation of the earth, where the oceans come from, all the real processes. In the context of a game I want to do ju
02:06.02Wormy__Spore's legacy will live on
02:06.13Wormy__in the hearts and minds of its developers
02:06.33HachimanAww
02:06.41Wormy__Jellygrade does look cool
02:07.03Wormy__https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZV7vwfJGesU
02:07.15XhoI do think Spore became a lot cuter than what they originally had in mind
02:07.30XhoDidn't stop me from making scary shit though
02:08.33Wormy__lol
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02:43.43Wormy_Hachiman, Monet_2  http://imgur.com/gallery/1yU4YNe
02:44.29Hachimanhur
02:46.58Wormy_https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIQrzrOzi9Y
02:47.12Wormy_That looked like a good show
02:53.12Wormy_ooh http://i.imgur.com/n708LzG.jpg
03:23.33DrodoEmpiretest
03:26.16OfficerJackalthrows an orange at DrodoEmpire, take that! >:3
03:34.19DrodoEmpireD:
03:55.22Monet_2goodnight
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06:51.22NoblaSourEmpireHey
06:51.58NoblaSourEmpireanyone on?
06:53.00NoblaSourEmpire?
06:56.05Liquid_InkHello.
06:59.34NoblaSourEmpireWhats up
07:02.25Liquid_InkNothing much of anything really
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11:00.44ImperiosLiquid_Ink: http://orig01.deviantart.net/d1b5/f/2015/327/5/d/oppressed_white_man_alert_by_party9999999-d9hqpps.png
11:09.32Liquid_InkYep
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12:20.25JepardiHi
12:41.00ImperiosOluapPlayer Liquid_Ink: http://i.4cdn.org/pol/1449990395169.png Trump's master plan
12:41.14OluapPlayerHello to you too
12:41.15Liquid_InkYep
12:41.45ImperiosHi
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12:42.15Imperiosdrom: http://i.4cdn.org/pol/1450006207810.png
12:42.49Liquid_InkOh dear
12:42.52dromImperios: Someone on Civ's subreddit drew an analogy purpuse for Culture victory to ISIS' goals
12:43.23Imperiosdrom: Show me
12:43.24dromgeezuh
12:44.44dromImperios: I first saw earlier this week but I didn't think about it until I started writing Nomatari Sovereignty's culture. https://www.reddit.com/r/civ/comments/3w938n/pursuing_a_culture_victory_makes_me_feel_like_isis/
12:45.10drom"I won't stop fighting until you wear my blue jeans" = "I won't stop fighting until you accept my sharia laws"
12:47.40ImperiosSo Ashurbanipal is going for a cultural victory, huh
12:48.04ImperiosOne would think he'd want to go domination what with the Holy Warriors belief he chose and the Autocracy ideology, but no
12:48.05ImperiosCulture
12:53.43dromCulture where you are obligated to give goats anal
12:54.17ImperiosOluapPlayer drom: http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/631978892439225457/2FBD5D49E7748725051C4087485237134B6B011A/ That's kind of like ISIS irl
12:54.22Imperios*in-game
12:55.03dromWhoever hade those three cities suck(s) balls
12:55.07dromhad*
12:55.16dromFour*
12:55.21OluapPlayerI don't get it
12:55.55dromBarabarians are not supposed to have cities
12:55.59drombarbarians*
12:56.11dromBut in this, they've got cities
12:59.32dromImperios: http://imgur.com/a/dVMQV/layout/horizontal
13:01.10dromNazi germany is fucking jewish!
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13:01.53HachimanHi
13:02.18HachimanImperios: http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Creature:Khargrim_Dwarf#Individuals Made a dwarven monk, Kvo Eirik
13:04.20ImperiosNaked dorf
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13:05.07AdmiralPandahi all
13:05.13HachimanHai
13:05.22HachimanImperios: Hardly naked hur
13:05.24HachimanJust not armoured
13:06.11OluapPlayerHello
13:07.40dromHachiman: "Armour? You mean pussy skin?"
13:07.47Hachimanhur
13:08.11HachimanWhich reminds me drom
13:08.37HachimanWhich region did you end up wanting to settle your "Kin of the Claw" furry Viking-esque fic in hur
13:08.51dromTalmyr, as Xho suggested to me
13:09.11dromI need get started on writing on it someday
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13:21.04AdmiralPandaHachiman: why am I not surprised to walk in on you talking about someone being naked
13:22.02HachimanIt's a man this time
13:22.05HachimanA dwarven man even
13:23.44AdmiralPandaok so you're diversifying, I'm not judging
13:24.09Hachimanhur
13:24.24ImperiosHe's British
13:24.28ImperiosIt's perfectly normal
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13:29.48Wormy_hi
13:30.39HachimanHi Wormy
13:31.10OluapPlayerHello
13:32.51dromImperios: http://i.imgur.com/ZLy5aku.png
13:34.44dromImperios: http://i.imgur.com/LXXiZ0u.jpg
13:36.08dromImperios: http://i.imgur.com/gVKgwjw.png
13:36.34AdmiralPandathe funniest thing about that second one is the Huns conquering Persia
13:36.38AdmiralPandabecause that doesn't happen XD
13:37.28AdmiralPandathe third one is funny because A) there's a Venice in the game, and B) they think they're getting a wonder when there's a Spain in the game XD
13:38.14dromnatural wonder
13:38.34dromImperios AdmiralPanda: http://i.imgur.com/3FHeHM4.png
13:39.17AdmiralPandaeither really
13:39.31AdmiralPandaoh Ghandi
13:39.53AdmiralPandabut yeah Spain tends to just be like "oh, you have a natural wonder? you mean *I* have a natural wonder"
13:40.01dromhttp://i.imgur.com/hdg2WWB.jpg
13:41.20AdmiralPandadepends on the era
13:41.29AdmiralPandamainly cus maya science stronk
13:41.36dromAdmiralPanda Imperios: I love it when it happens http://i.imgur.com/AwI7dDx.png
13:41.57dromAlso speaking of science: http://i.imgur.com/FBbcbgv.png
13:42.27dromAnd this http://i.imgur.com/EBwP0RN.png
13:43.22Imperios>madafooga
13:44.05ImperiosKorea and Babylon are among the best civs in the game
13:46.57dromhttp://i.imgur.com/Bok8Ho5.png
13:48.32dromGotta love how Carthage is depicted as a clay-hungry psychopath
13:48.38AdmiralPandaChina doesn't have peaceful games, they have crossbow rushes that then build into science wins like everyone else :P
13:51.02dromImperios AdmiralPanda: http://i.imgur.com/FQbza4i.png
13:51.33Wormy_10 Creatures Living In Your Drinking Water  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8N5w1_OT4NA
13:53.03AdmiralPandalongbow is the crossbow equivalent, impis are musket equivalent, so no surprise that's happening XD
13:54.06ImperiosAren't impis pikemen?
13:55.04AdmiralPandahuh they are, odd
13:55.11AdmiralPandawas sure they were a musket replacement
13:55.34ImperiosThey have a bonus against muskets but are not muskets themselves
13:55.42AdmiralPandaoh wait they have a 25% bonus against gunpowder units so they're equivalent against them
13:56.22AdmiralPandaah there we go, they upgrade to riflemen instead of lancers, hence my confusion
13:56.32AdmiralPandaI don't play zulus, so I've only had impis as cs units
13:56.34Wormy_I've found copepods in water nefore
13:57.48ImperiosWormy_: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKkcTpCur7g
13:59.34Wormy_factually false
14:00.31Wormy_First discoverer was English captain John Strong
14:02.10ImperiosWormy_: http://i.4cdn.org/pol/1450003294232.jpg Apparently they make banknotes with Falklands on them
14:02.34Wormy_they are still that buthurt about it?
14:03.27Wormy_I'd respect their cause if they did not take military action, and then sent a force of mostly children
14:03.40Wormy_*but instead they sent
14:04.43Wormy_The RAF pilot's evil laughter lol
14:04.56Wormy_Is this satire or really a kids cartoon
14:06.22Wormy_Imperios:  Its been redubbed
14:07.14ImperiosI think it's a kids cartoon with slightly warped subs
14:09.26Wormy_Apparently its about the corruption in both countries, which is why it portrays Lieutenant General Leopoldo Galtieri in a villnious way
14:09.33Imperios"u wot m8"
14:12.05Wormy_Its still Pro-Argentine
14:13.02Wormy_Shows a British soldier throwing a grenade at a child, and doesn't depict teenagers being sent into battle at 7:00
14:18.50ImperiosWrmy_ Hachiman: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EB4Gb6kCuJI
14:19.37Wormy_"For my rape asnd humilation by the Iron Lady"
14:23.02Wormy_Imperios:  Judging the comments, none of the Argentinians take it seriously either
14:32.41OluapPlayerbah where's Xho
14:36.34Wormy_Imperios:  lol
14:36.52Wormy_using Western insecurities, genious
14:37.04Wormy_*genius
14:50.57HachimanSo I have watched SciShow's recent video on the topic of senescence and hydras - the creature hydra vulgaris is a freshwater polyp that is 1.cm long and reproduces through both asexual and sexual means which also displays impressive regenerative abilities, being capable of regenerating from injury even after being cut apart
14:53.13HachimanA science team followed over 2,000 individual hydras over the course of eight years, during which they found that hydras "budded" - reproduced - once every month, replaces all of its cells over the course of a month due to stem cells, and only died whenever they were eaten by a larger predator
14:54.17OluapPlayerThat's kind of old news
14:55.07OluapPlayerYou're on about those biologically immortal hydras
14:55.13HachimanYeah
14:56.00HachimanTheir immortality is currently thought to be due to their relatively simplistic biology, their possession of only a few different kinds of cells by comparison to more complex multicellular lifeforms, and the fact that they constantly produce new stem cells
14:57.43HachimanHydra vulgaris possesses the same number of genes as humans as discovered back in 2010 when its genome was sequenced, also containing genes which are associated with Alzheimer's and Huntington's Disease
14:57.54OluapPlayerThey're immortal because they can de-age themselves
14:58.09OluapPlayerHydras found the means for perfect young skin before humans
14:58.21HachimanThat's actually what a certain species of jellyfish does, not the hydra
14:58.39OluapPlayerAren't hydras a type of jellyfish?
14:58.45HachimanPolyps
14:58.47HachimanNot jellyfish
14:59.15Wormy_There is a theory being developed that an individual's stetm cells can be frozen for re-use later in life to halt or even reverse ageing
14:59.30Hachimanhttps://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/2f/Hydravulgaris.jpg This is the immortal hydra
15:00.22Wormy_Because until the age of about 40, the human body can repair about as much damage as it gains, so after 40, the stem cells become less healthy and numerous, and are not as able to repair damage
15:00.34Wormy_So the myth you hear that "we are born dying" is false
15:01.08Hachimanhttp://41.media.tumblr.com/f9bc12b29f267e675ceaca3c39c0cfdb/tumblr_n0l0uxoFLn1s20pc7o1_1280.jpg Meanwhile this is the age-reversing jellyfish
15:01.21HachimanTurritopsis dohrnii
15:01.43HachimanAlso more commonly and appropriately known as the "immortal jellyfish"
15:01.48OluapPlayerRight
15:02.19HachimanI await the day that humanity can ascertain biological immortality
15:02.30HachimanOr at least prolong our lifespans
15:02.52HachimanHopefully within our lifetimes, or mine at least
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15:14.17dromSorry, I had to solve a problem with my hardware
15:16.17dromSomehow it feels it is working better and faster than before.
15:16.48ImperiosHachiman Wormy_: https://41.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me2h8fXXUR1rbhey4o1_500.png
15:23.24Wormy_lol seen
15:23.32dromImperios Wormy_: I wrote this today. I'm a bit uncertain about the layout http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Nomatari_Sovereignty#Culture
15:24.44ImperiosIs good
15:24.51Wormy_indeed
15:24.54ImperiosAlso drunken galaxy labels
15:25.33Wormy_Hachiman:  Some people are already freezing their stem cells into banks for later life
15:25.58Wormy_Hachi_Away
15:26.07Wormy_bbl
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15:41.44OluapPlayerspu
15:41.48Xhome
15:42.08OluapPlayerhttp://i.4cdn.org/v/1449993299001.webm
15:43.08Xho"Buy my stuff or sleep with me                the fishes that is"
15:43.11Imperioshttp://i.4cdn.org/pol/1450019748086.jpg
15:43.13Imperios^ me
15:43.18OluapPlayer"When the Jet kicks in"
15:43.42OluapPlayerneeds Hachi here so we can finish Dragon Dong
15:45.18Xho~summon Hachiman
15:45.19infobotapt takes out 20 clean, identical-looking phones, some extra hands, and pretends to be a telemarketer for a large corporation, so he gets delivered a phonelist containing Hachiman's coordinates
15:45.33XhoWould be exceptionally weird if Hachi showed up
15:47.27OluapPlayerthen we can moov on to AXIS OF EBUL
15:48.22XhoKalarah - not excellent
15:48.34OluapPlayerVanguard - time for spooks
15:49.43XhoKalarah - pls no
15:50.19OluapPlayerI looked at the Koldenwelt map at the Void Fortress in the last section only to find it already updated
15:50.26OluapPlayerhow u do dat i didnt even notice
15:50.26Xho+1 to spu
15:50.27OluapPlayerninja edits
15:51.00XhoI did it within 5 minutes after the section was posted
15:51.04XhoI think
15:51.23OluapPlayer100 Stealth
15:52.09XhoSTOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM                WHERE DID HE GO                    HE'S RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME BUT I CAN'T SEE HIM
15:54.30XhoLate game Oblivion in a nutshell
15:56.28OluapPlayerI was on about Fallout but that also works
15:57.07OluapPlayerI wanted to ask, are there any references to New Vegas in 4?
15:57.31HachimanFUCK WHITES
15:57.40OluapPlayergud
15:57.41OluapPlayerrp nao
15:57.56XhoThere are references to the NCR
15:58.20OluapPlayerThat's already something
15:59.11HachimanYou guys were roleplaying and didn't include me
15:59.17HachimanI feel a little offended
15:59.35OluapPlayerdeal with it u hobo haired git
15:59.36XhoWere we?
15:59.43XhoWait what story are we on about
15:59.53OluapPlayerPrimordial Darkness
15:59.55OluapPlayerfinish nao
16:01.08Xhohttps://titanpad.com/PcNynZN4cS
16:04.11HachimanOnly two more hours until the 11th episode of One-Punch Man drops
16:04.16HachimanI'm far too excited
16:04.32OluapPlayerfuk ur weird karl pilkington anime
16:04.42Hachimanfuk off its gud
16:05.23Hachimanur just jelus dat u cant be a saikyou hero
16:06.12OluapPlayerfuk ur madeup words too
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16:06.28Hachimansaikyou is romanji u tard
16:06.29MonetHi
16:06.30HachimanHai Monet
16:07.30MonetWhat did I just walk in on?
16:07.57HachimanMe and Oluap insulting each other
16:08.04HachimanI'm winning
16:09.09MonetOkay
16:09.11OluapPlayerBut we're not competing over anything
16:09.12ImperiosMonet: https://41.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me2h8fXXUR1rbhey4o1_500.png
16:09.17OluapPlayerI'm merely stating facts
16:09.25OluapPlayersuch as that you're a weeaboo fgt
16:12.59Hachimanhao bout the fact dat ur a fukn gaylord
16:16.24OluapPlayerNOOOOOOOH
16:17.44ImperiosSpeaking of weeaboos
16:17.44Imperioshttp://drawception.com/viewgame/KkTKENsmSz/britain-first-are-racist-idiots/
16:18.50Xhohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDACj0tkD-s #theory
16:18.59HachimanBritain First ARE racist idiots though
16:18.59MonetBritain First being racists ain't news
16:21.06MonetXho: the rhythm made me think of Spectre.
16:21.52HachimanFucking shitty Christmas songs
16:22.11HachimanOh
16:22.17HachimanWell I just got to the drop
16:22.31HachimanThe vocalist is a fucking prettyboy though
16:34.28dromMonet: See http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Nomatari_Sovereignty#Culture
16:34.51Wormy_awayHow do Wookies breed?  http://www.theguardian.com/film/2015/dec/12/star-wars-questions-wookies-breed-death-star?CMP=fb_gu
16:46.45Imperiosdrom: http://i.4cdn.org/pol/1450024553057.jpgv
16:47.17dromImperios: All of them having belly trouble?
16:49.43ImperiosMore like Russian Asians
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16:59.28Wormy_awayDogs are daft.  They love 'meaty chunks' being added to their dinner, but spit out the meaty chunks included with the dog food.  If the two types were swapped, they would reject the other, even though they are practicality the same.
17:00.07Wormy_away*are in
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17:01.51Wormy_awayImperios: Ferengi anthem https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66fS2GGCqPQ
17:02.53dromImperios Wormy_away Monet OfficerJackal TekDroid: http://i.imgur.com/ketdmkb.png
17:03.36ImperiosNot Hatikvah
17:03.37ImperiosFake
17:03.58ImperiosAlright that was offensive
17:04.21Wormy_awayImperios:  Russians ain't got nothing on the Klingon anthem https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YiB1A9c-KQA
17:05.35ImperiosWhy does Klingon have these rAnDoMly CapItaLIZed LETTers
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17:07.11Wormy_awayTo make them sound angry all the time
17:08.25Wormy_awayCardassian anthem https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRzks4V-gT4  Romulan anthem https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooS0Hop_zhk
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17:08.37XhoOluapPlayer: bitch where u go
17:08.58OluapPlayerI don't know what happened at the pad, but I'm out until it goes back to normal
17:09.42XhoHachi went bbl so I messed around
17:09.52OluapPlayerIt looked like you were having a stroke
17:10.41Xhostruk
17:10.43Wormy_awayThinking about, the Federation is surrounded on all sides by Soviet-inspired factions
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17:12.56ImperiosThe Romulan one is gud
17:15.34Wormy_awayI like the Cardassian one best
17:17.06ImperiosCome to think about it the Cardassian one would fit the DI
17:17.07Wormy_awayAndoria!  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYcGn8O-toY&index=9
17:18.57MonetWhat was that about Cardassians?
17:20.20ImperiosMonet: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRzks4V-gT4
17:21.03Wormy_awayI think we discussed a connection between the DI, Roman transplants, and the Romulans once
17:22.20Wormy_The tribute to Spock is a good one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyPxvGmaUfs
17:23.10OluapPlayerXho: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
17:23.53HachimanBack
17:25.57MonetI don't remember the conversation.
17:27.50Wormy_http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction_talk:Draconid_Imperium#Transmission_from_the_Milky_Way_Cooperative
17:28.50MonetOh that
17:29.21Wormy_I quite like Vulcan architecture http://www.ex-astris-scientia.org/gallery/trekxi/vulcan-city.jpg
17:30.04dromWormy_: Stealing dat for NS thx
17:30.23Wormy_ll
17:30.25Wormy_ol
17:30.28Wormy_damnit]#
17:30.49Wormy_That was not on purpose either^
17:31.19Wormy_More http://www.ditl.org/Images/A/ArchiVulcanCity1.jpg
17:31.35dromaw yissssssssss
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17:35.42Wormy_drom, Monet2: You know the DCP smart block cities?  This is my inspiration https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WUUdnHPGOI
17:38.15Wormy_Hm, I just thought.  Trapped fingers must be a common injury
17:39.56dromHm
17:40.15Monet2Funnily enough I had been rethinking Alcanti
17:42.07dromWormy_: I'm little confused by your sentence, elaborate?
17:42.17dromAlso this is cute: http://i.imgur.com/RYPgVCF.png
17:42.34Wormy_Which one?  The DCP cities, or the trapped fingers?
17:42.43Monet2As the throneworld of such a vast empire I wonder if Alcanti is too modest.
17:43.07dromWormy_: The former
17:44.05Wormy_Ah, most DCP colonies have cities which constantly shape shift and re-organise to optimise whatever tasks were happening http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/6/66/DCP_Architecture.png/revision/latest?cb=20110318235150
17:44.35dromchangeling cities, I get it now
17:44.36Monet2Reminds me of Brazil.
17:44.43Wormy_http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Delpha_Coalition_of_Planets/Society#Life_in_a_city
17:44.49Monet2The film I mean
17:45.01Wormy_Yeah
17:45.11Wormy_Futuristic but dystopian
17:46.01dromI've also set for that Sovereignty's cities are all large freighter ships fit to hold societies and can engage in combat when needed.
17:46.19dromFleets, fleets and fleets of those ships make up cities
17:46.49Wormy_That's interesting, they canbe ready depart planets or move somewhere-else wheverever necessary
17:47.03dromIt helps them to be able to move whole cities or shapeshift their design to solve certain situations
17:47.50Wormy_I imagine planetary life on the DCP is pretty boring/non-specialist.  The city may change and you could wake up somewhere-else, with a newly assigned task.
17:48.21Wormy_Perhaps it is where they send the lesser workers
17:48.49dromThis thought was first used for when they used the ship used to traverse from their galaxy to Andromeda. Although when I got more inspiration from forerunners and few I cannot name, I've set that those cities are completely nomadic and can shape themselves to optimized layouts and designs.
17:49.21dromAlthough the inhabitants travel more than their home does
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17:51.07Wormy__For a multi-species authoritarian society, physiological and cultural uniqueness is an issue
17:52.50dromThey solve the cultural uniqueness by adopting each belonging species' native culture to their own. Tailored to fit their and everyone else's life ideals.
17:53.04dromAlthough I'm a bit uncertain about the physiological
17:53.32dromUntil I can make up a fair and realistic idea, I'll just apply handwavium on it
17:53.48Monet2I wonder... Has much been said on the use of weather control in Star Trek?
17:54.27Wormy__The DCP decided to create an artificial mental state, to create an ordered collective thought process http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Delpha_Coalition_of_Planets/Society#Philosophy:_What_.27Order.27_means
17:55.04Wormy__Monet2:  Apparently Earth's weather is controlled.  Unpleasant weather isn't stopped, it is just managed
17:55.18Monet2As far as I can tell it's use is "prevent disasters, sunny every day"
17:55.35Wormy__which is a climatic disaster in the long run hur
17:55.43drom"sunny every day" is unhealthy on the long run
17:56.35Monet2Rain is good for farmers and the global water supply.
17:56.44dromThe Glaciers too
17:57.42Wormy__It is essential in the cycle of ions and complex molecules
17:58.59Monet2Although given the most we see of Earth is San Fran, I guess the one thing that could be guaranteed is no more bay fog.
18:00.55Wormy__I'm sure I read Earth's bad weather was merely redirected to less inhabited areas...  And Earth's population is smaller
18:01.03Monet2I imagine there are still hurricanes on Alcanti.
18:02.05dromI can imagine tons of duststorms on Tolaai, the NS Andromedan capitol.
18:02.20Wormy__They are probably just fun to watch indoors, for Alcanti buildings
18:02.24dromTolaai is a barren planet with atmosphere and water. So there are.
18:03.18Wormy__Its not very realistic but I once had written that Mirenton had fire storms
18:03.26Monet2Well I think they make lovely patterns from orbit
18:04.43Wormy__Ah that was it, it was a superheated desert / salt pan which was hot enough to ingnite wood or scorch flesh
18:05.27dromPlus I imagine Tolaai as a partial ecumenopolis
18:06.13Monet2I am reminded of the two'lek homeworld Wormy
18:06.15dromSo when watching at its dark night side, it would be a sphereic christmas tree warped in dust
18:06.54Wormy__So the theoretical maximum surface temperature exposed to the Sun is nearly 100 degrees C
18:07.01Wormy__on Earth
18:07.26Wormy__So perhaps the Fire Plains is quite reasonable
18:08.43Wormy__In the olden days, prisoners were forced to walk the fire plains until their feet burned to char and they died of heat exhaustion
18:08.51Monet2The Twi'lek had to constantly outrun the incinerating day side of their home world.
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18:09.08dromImagine like this, but slightly obscured by a thin layer of dust storms in similar fashion to gas giants' atompshere http://www.labspaces.net/pictures/blog/4ca4a49033edd1285858448_blog.jpg
18:09.27Wormy__It probably isn't dramatic as Crematoria in the Chronicles of Riddick though
18:09.34Wormy__on Mirenton
18:10.11Wormy__Anyway, its easily possible to fry an egg on some deserts, on Earth
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18:10.47Wormy__Crematoria was a cool scene https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGOvH1T-dsA
18:11.28dromdamn, it is beautiful
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18:15.22Wormy__Not many people liked Chronicles of Riddick
18:15.23Wormy__it was a weird film and a huge detour in style to the first film
18:15.46Monet2Vin Diesel the alien.
18:16.21Monet2explains his voice
18:17.54Wormy__I watched this documentary on the BBC about these ants that live in a desert somewhere.  It gets so hot that if they are out foraging too long they get cooked alive.  Their primary source of food, are the creatures which didn't hide from the Sun in time
18:19.02Wormy__But they also had to put up with a sarclacc-like creature which dug pits into the sand which an ant could fall down, and if they escaped the creature's jaws it would spit sand at them
18:20.03Monet2I suddenly remember the possibility that Draconis as Go a'Uld host would have a voice so deep it would cause hearts to explode
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18:21.01dromMonet2: That'd ban them actoring jobs
18:21.12dromA voice so sexy, that it causes hearts to brust
18:21.12Wormy__damn
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18:21.58Wormy__The sarlacc creature was in this episode but non-Brits need to use a proxy or something http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b06rdnnk/the-hunt-5-nowhere-to-hide-plains
18:23.14Monet2Vindus Diesellius could have a rather esoteric audience but at the same time be a memetic sensation.
18:23.34Imperiosdrom Hachiman OluapPlayer: http://i.4cdn.org/pol/1450024816544.jpg
18:23.43OluapPlayerolol
18:23.50Hachimanhur
18:23.51dromImperios: Validator
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18:24.41Wormy__Antlion larvae, they are called https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7krYnt1Vzdk
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18:28.16Wormy__Earth's natural environments and biosphere is so varied, you could easily find an equivalent to any sci-fi one.  Crematoria = a desert to an ant
18:29.27HachimanWait
18:29.31HachimanVindus Diesellius
18:29.34HachimanIs that a real thing
18:29.41Monet2Xho: thinking about it, I think Alcanti's central badlands might make a great place for a Kicath enclave.
18:30.33Monet2Hachiman: The universe's most gravelly-voiced Draconis.
18:30.42Hachimanhur
18:30.43XhoKicath - >implying
18:31.32Wormy__Its also it is far more unusual and varied that other terrestrial planets with an atomsphere, one spot on Earth can be -70 or -80 degrees C, while the air temperature exposed to the sun can be 70 degrees C or even 90 on the ground
18:31.34HachimanKnown for such roles as Riddicus, a genetically-augmented Draconis criminal
18:31.47Wormy__somewhere-else
18:33.05Monet2Draconis - we call it the badlands because they're inhospitable to us. No humidity, next to no rainfall, salt lakes and no vegetation.
18:33.53XhoKicath - well how the hell do you expect us to live in it
18:34.09ImperiosDraconis - Because Kicath
18:34.18ImperiosI wonder how much the Draconis need to eat
18:34.22ImperiosProbably a lot
18:34.28Wormy__a lot of wine
18:35.06Monet2Draconis - well there's no water for one. You guys react badly to water.
18:35.36Wormy__Go to a Draconis bar as a human > get carefully served in a tiny glass from a bottle bigger than a human torso
18:36.16ImperiosIt'd be similar to me drinking alcohol
18:36.32Monet2I think I once showed rabbit Hachiman the amount of food Draconis eat at feasts.
18:36.40ImperiosTake tiny glass, then take a tiny sip from it
18:37.02ImperiosI just had a crazy idea about Draconis food
18:37.30ImperiosDraconis are mostly carnivorous, yes?
18:37.47ImperiosImagine this
18:37.49ImperiosSpaghetti made out of meat
18:38.13Wormy__Cows in France are sometimes fed with wine, believed to improve the meat.
18:38.14Monet2I also remember a non canon role play where he ate Hachiman's rice balls like sweets.
18:38.27Wormy__Enough that would probably kill a human
18:38.33dromNomatarians would have no issues living in those areas, although they need to get their food and formamide from somewhere else
18:39.02Monet2Sarec ate*
18:39.12ImperiosActually you just made me realise that carnivorous species would have probably evolved in a different ways to humans
18:39.32Wormy__I believe the Nomatarians could survive on a coprophagic diet a few times
18:39.56ImperiosHumans are mostly herbivorous, having evolved from fruit-eating primates, hence our staple foods are starchy crops requiring agriculture and permanent settlement
18:40.04dromWormy__: Urophagia too
18:40.08Wormy__they are canine/vulpine creatures after-all
18:40.17Monet2They can eat a few kinds of fruit, but bread probably goes straight through their system
18:40.23ImperiosBut carnivores would focus more on herding, so there would be more nomadic structures
18:40.26Wormy__Bear Grylls - Perhaps I was born in the wrong species
18:41.24Monet2Though Wormy and I have entertained the idea of Draconid cuisine including giant bug.
18:42.07ImperiosAs I said
18:42.08ImperiosImagine thi
18:42.09Imperioss
18:42.16ImperiosMeaty spaghetti
18:42.22ImperiosSpaghetti literally made out of meat
18:42.35Monet2White meat?
18:42.43Wormy__Mince?
18:42.44dromWormy__: Yeah, their social darwinism and survivalism makes Bear Grylls looks like a joke.
18:42.59Hachimanhttps://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/12348120_1056368001060359_3859936434590070443_n.jpg?oh=ed79662a929f0b36c8707ca3b959361f&oe=56E2CD1A
18:43.10dromImperios: Nomatarian - Been there, done that.
18:43.22dromAlso, duckweed wine when?
18:43.24ImperiosYes
18:43.40ImperiosMince meat, shape it into spaghetti
18:43.59Wormy__That's the first time I've seen a "0 like this" which is good
18:44.01dromWhen you mince meat, they come out as "spaghetti"
18:44.20HachimanWormy__ Monet Xho: https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/12347938_1056368034393689_1615587454256068130_n.jpg?oh=99da9fb4fe0cd471d11a1be3382188eb&oe=5716B114
18:44.41Wormy__Mince meat is pretty-spaghetti like
18:44.44XhoI've seen that
18:44.48Xhotwas pretty funny
18:44.56dromImperios: http://www.ariete.net/media/images/product/main/ariete-meat-mincer-2984-dettaglio03.jpg
18:45.04ImperiosOh wait this
18:45.05ImperiosYep
18:45.44Monet2Mince tends to break apart easy though.
18:45.56Wormy__Hachiman:  Okay that's starting to look like Peo's law
18:46.03Wormy__*Poe's
18:46.12Monet2maybe Draconid spaghetti includes hair?
18:46.32Wormy__That makes me feel sick
18:46.42Hachimanhttps://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/12313905_1056368071060352_2843659982070968511_n.jpg?oh=d5241d55762a8f877055ba46041aed8c&oe=56DA928B
18:47.27Hachimanhttps://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/12359822_1056368124393680_2257952828750101510_n.jpg?oh=3b9704e50ef29cf31ea48ec22ee6b9e8&oe=56D4628F Oh God
18:48.00dromWormy__: Don't forget that Nomatarians live in a methane atmosphere and breathe out hydrogen cyanide. They are also very fluffy that the hair can sometimes become a major cause to machinery clogging up.
18:48.30Hachimanhttps://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/12314105_1056368141060345_7926229176030586891_n.jpg?oh=4b36079218689b59168e7878fac4f9e5&oe=56E31831 Robert is a fucking savage
18:48.36Wormy__dayumn
18:48.42Monet2But yes, Draconis probably eat enough in a single day to make a human burst.
18:48.51Wormy__That makes me feel even more sickly
18:48.58Wormy__drom:  They must get terrible clagnuts
18:49.54dromMonet2: Nomatarians might even enough to make an overweight human burst.
18:49.55dromjk
18:50.18Monet2Although I think I wrote on their page they can go for a month without eating.
18:50.52Monet2all their bulk probably
18:50.55Wormy__Maybe they engage in grooming activity
18:51.13Hachimanhttps://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/12310505_1056368221060337_178774743548104415_n.jpg?oh=197e0dd38e0bbd1c9f6042be355669e5&oe=56DBB04B My FUCKING GOD
18:51.27HachimanBrendan is such a dumb fuck
18:51.33Wormy__drom:  also my dogs are obsessed in licking each others ears and mouths
18:51.34dromWormy__: Reminds me of a discussion I had with Monet and Drodo in katar
18:52.07dromNomatarians have to spend a bit of time grooming their fur once a day
18:52.22dromAnd probably wear tight clothing
18:53.01Monet2Maybe draconis have a habit of alternating days of eating lots and eating nothing.
18:53.01dromWormy__: In that case, turns them to this http://funcake.org/media/catalog/products/1097/big/7c4f46f9656608efdb2.jpg
18:54.05dromWormy__ Monet2: http://i.imgur.com/ouFrZnQ.jpg
18:54.20Wormy__that cat is not happy
18:54.35Monet2I am suddenly reminded of Saiyans and their eating habits.
18:54.46dromWormy__: http://big.assets.huffingtonpost.com/angrycatbath_0.jpg
18:55.19Hachimanhttps://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xlf1/v/t1.0-9/12376412_10153107963522100_275918141513472304_n.jpg?oh=a236f1092da8b2e7ed7f3d6e084cc7ee&oe=56D84CAD Not Brendan & Rob this time
18:55.37Wormy__All I have to say is "bath" to my dog and he runs off.  Phobic of water
18:56.27Monet2Wormy__: Has he learned how it is spelled yet?
18:56.48Wormy__drom:  Looks like Yzma
18:57.22Wormy__Monet2:  half-collie, so knows a great deal of words
18:58.12Wormy__He knows that "bath", "hose", "shower", "wash" or even me looking at him and turning the tap means its bathtime
18:59.02dromwhat was the name of that comic featuring a brown-tan colored girl with glasses, usually making parodies of science, computer science and philoshopy
18:59.20dromBecause this discussion reminded me of something
18:59.54Wormy__Was it about the thing where after 1 year, you start calling your dog a funny name, then after 2, gobbledegook?
18:59.56Monet2Not sure.
18:59.58dromFound it! SMBC!
19:00.19dromWormy__ Monet2: Ya all reminded me of this http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?id=3911
19:00.35dromhttp://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1446131646-20151029.png if you want just the comic
19:00.36Wormy__Well that was quick, with the internet you either find what you are looking for straight away, or after a whole day
19:00.42Monet2Thanks Impy I am now imagining a Draconis eating like a Saiyan.
19:01.30Wormy__That's funny because my dogs have learned how to deconstruct "walk" or what it sounds like backwards
19:02.12Wormy__In fact one of them has even clued into my habit of changing my nick and merely getting out the chair, and they seem to know
19:02.44Wormy__I don't know how hell he does it, must be the subconscious movements I make or something
19:03.13dromThey are plotting something against you
19:03.47Wormy__well, did I tell yoiu about the time they tricked me out of my chair?
19:04.34Wormy__It felt like a planet of the Apes moment when an animal outsmarts you
19:05.08Monet2Collies.
19:05.16Monet2Smart
19:05.37Monet2Smarter than the average dog.
19:05.48Wormy__This one was my whippet, whom I usually think of as dumb in comparison to my half-collie
19:06.25dromWormy__ Monet2 Imperios Tek0516: http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1449937544-20151212.png
19:06.41Wormy__He basically cried at the backdoor for me to let him out while I was watching TV.  He runs through my legs when I reach the door and sat on my chair.  The dog must have planned that move.
19:06.49Monet2Maybe he just likes acting dumb.
19:07.10Wormy__Maybe its the part of the plan all along?
19:07.31Wormy__drom:  Tek shared that one with me recently
19:07.51Wormy__Though the Halting Problem is not an NP problem, but nvm
19:08.16dromMonet2 Wormy__: http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1449677910-20151209.png NS in a nutshell
19:08.57Wormy__damn
19:09.38Wormy__So they use biotech?
19:10.34dromFor massive production of synethic flesh for consumption, yes.
19:10.56dromsynthetic*
19:11.10Monet2I'm concerned how many things she killed to make that.
19:11.12dromanyway http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1449330284-20151205.png
19:13.38dromMonet2 Wormy__: http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1448813779-20151129.png
19:15.18Monet2Not sure I get that one.
19:16.04dromMonet2 Wormy__: http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1448207558-20151122.png
19:16.35Wormy__lol
19:16.38Monet2Lol
19:18.14drom"Sharing? You mean MUTUAL THEFT!?"
19:20.10Wormy__http://xkcd.com/1389/
19:21.18OluapPlayerXho: http://i.4cdn.org/v/1450029822495.jpg ill show u a gud time
19:22.30dromOluapPlayer: rag-skin want some smooth inside him
19:22.32Monet2Wormy__ I've seen talk recently that the moon may, MAY be reclassified as a planet.
19:23.35Wormy__http://xkcd.com/468/
19:24.01dromWormy_: http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/red_car.png
19:24.15Wormy__If it had an orbit of it's own in the inner solar system, it probably would be
19:24.31dromWormy_: http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/kites.png
19:24.58Wormy__there are people with cynanosis
19:25.29HachimanWormy__: http://i.4cdn.org/v/1450033560387.png
19:25.54dromWormy__: http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/the_three_laws_of_robotics.png
19:26.01Wormy__this guy ingested too much colloidial silver http://40.media.tumblr.com/e2szWQjMkqilhg9eOtwV9vPxo1_400.jpg
19:26.02Monet2Actually the reclassifie
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19:26.04dromJesus Hachiman
19:26.33XhoOluapPlayer: I am now scared
19:26.50Monet2Reclassification may come from the fact it's large enough to be spherical
19:27.00OluapPlayerSince you missed Fisto, you probably also missed the ghoul part of that quest
19:27.12OluapPlayerYou have to find a ghoul dominatrix prostitute too
19:27.43Wormy__Hachi:  lol
19:27.44Xhongh
19:27.58OluapPlayerAnd you can, in fact, sleep with her once you do it
19:28.14OluapPlayerI hear she makes feral ghoul noises if you do that
19:28.30XhoHow can you even tell it's a female
19:29.11HachimanIs she hot
19:29.19XhoKinda weird that ghouls in Fallout 4 have hair though
19:29.52Xhohttps://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/12376257_1643444565907014_5179927756840825639_n.jpg?oh=1bb9ae1159404cdeb61d228cf91f4d37&oe=56D6F5C9 Oh wow
19:30.13HachimanFucking Filthy Frank
19:30.15HachimanI love it
19:35.09Hachimanhttps://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/12342373_919384474777016_5551068482663890529_n.jpg?oh=f1927b51d3eb9bc33a8e11fdffb36d57&oe=56E8E5A7
19:35.50Monet2Poor Joey.
19:35.51OluapPlayerHachiman: http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/fallout/images/c/c3/Beatrix_AWC.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20110129163504
19:35.51Xho0/0
19:35.51HachimanCould use a little more foundation
19:35.51HachimanBut other than that
19:37.23OluapPlayerSo you don't mind her lack of skin and exposed muscles and flesh
19:38.09HachimanExposed muscle and flesh is fine
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19:38.17HachimanI'm just wondering if she actually has tits or not
19:38.33XhoConsidering necrosis, unlikely
19:39.45HachimanSylvanas Windrunner from Warcraft is undead yet she is still shapely and hot
19:40.04HachimanSaying that zombies and infected cannot be hot is discrimination
19:40.17Xhogo bak to ur room
19:40.47OluapPlayerGhouls are not undead
19:40.50OluapPlayerur point is moot
19:41.18Wormy__I nuked the Ghoul city in F3
19:41.31OluapPlayer>nuking Ghouls
19:41.35OluapPlayerYou're just making them stronger
19:41.47Wormy__Hm, I didn't think this one out.
19:41.52XhoExtremely high levels of radiation actually kill Ghouls
19:41.53HachimanFucking kek
19:41.55OluapPlayerlel
19:42.12XhoSpeeds up the ghoulification process and they start zombifying quicker
19:42.18OluapPlayerTrue, but still, it's probably not the most effective way
19:42.24OluapPlayerto get rid of them that is
19:42.53OluapPlayerI remember the Marked Men are said to be exposed to enough radiation to kill normal Ghouls
19:43.04XhoMarked Men are op dats y
19:43.16OluapPlayermarked men strnk
19:43.19OluapPlayerstronk even
19:43.48OluapPlayerI was gonna say "needs a game where you can play as a ghoul" but that'd probably be stupid broken
19:43.53OluapPlayerIt'd need a very heavy downside
19:44.18XhoCharisma is permanently -100
19:44.55OluapPlayer-100 Speech
19:45.00HachimanNeeds game where you can play as a Super Mutant
19:45.10OluapPlayerThat'd be even more broken than a Ghoul
19:45.23OluapPlayerWell, depending of which kind of Super Mutant you're going for
19:45.27HachimanStandard
19:45.30XhoBehemoth hur
19:45.38OluapPlayerSo East Coast mutant
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19:45.43OluapPlayerThose don't have Behemoths
19:45.49HachimanHi Drodo
19:45.56DrodoEmpireHi everyone
19:45.58DrodoEmpireHi Hachi
19:47.21OluapPlayerEast Coast mutants are those created by the Master and appear in 1/2/New Vegas, West Coast mutants are those appearing in 3
19:47.30OluapPlayerI don't know where the mutants from 4 fit, but I know they're a third breed
19:47.40HachimanCommonwealth I believe
19:47.50OluapPlayerYeah that place, but I don't know where it's meant to be
19:48.02HachimanI think Illinois
19:48.23XhoI would assume Vault 87 still
19:48.37HachimanOh wait
19:48.37OluapPlayerAren't the mutants from 4 created by the Institute?
19:48.38HachimanMassachusetts
19:48.44XhoI just remembered hur
19:48.50XhoYeah they're Institute mishaps
19:48.56OluapPlayerc
19:49.27XhoYeah Massachusetts is the state its set in
19:49.32XhoThey need a Fallout in Manhattan
19:49.33OluapPlayerMaster's mutants don't have Behemoths, but a lot of them are intelligent and they got Nightkin with them
19:49.45OluapPlayerVault 87 mutants are dum, but they got Overlords and Behemoths
19:49.46XhoWHAT'S THAT ANTLER
19:50.35OluapPlayerFrom what I can see, Commonwealth mutants are closer to Vault 87's mutants overall
19:51.57OluapPlayerXho: How do you even get to Vault 87? From what I read about it, it's got like over a thousand rads/second
19:52.13XhoThere's a settlement called Little Lamplight in the game
19:52.21XhoThe back entrance to Vault 87 is at the very back of it
19:52.32OluapPlayerOh
19:52.54OluapPlayerThe most irradiated area of New Vegas is like, 8 rads/second
19:53.26XhoVault 87's most irradiated area is 3617 rads/second
19:53.43OluapPlayerThat's like
19:53.45OluapPlayerInsta-death in 2 seconds
19:54.01HachimanPractically Chernobyl
19:55.53OluapPlayerActually I was wrong, the place I said 8 rads/sec is actually 28
19:56.04OluapPlayer"Ground zero at Dry Wells gets up to 234 rads/second."
19:58.36Wormy_awaySurprised Sellafield ranks 6th http://brainz.org/ten-most-radioactive-places-earth/
20:01.21Wormy_awayso an hour by this lake is enough to give a lethal dose of radiation https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lake_Karachay
20:02.11dromThere is a place in the Fallout universe, so called "The Glow" and is one of the most irradiated places.
20:03.48XhoWormy_away: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lake_Natron
20:04.41dromThey however don't state how much rad per second http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/The_Glow
20:05.23Wormy_awayAh yes, that is the one which turns creatures that fall in it into salt
20:07.09Wormy_awaypink lake http://nowiknow.com/wp-content/uploads/pink-lake-hillier-australia-air-view.jpg
20:08.32Wormy_awayFunnily enough there is a blue artificial lake full of lime in my county, people who go swimming in it get itchy rashes all over
20:08.48Wormy_awayDoesn't stop them though
20:10.32Wormy_awayhttp://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-22843481
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20:17.24OluapPlayerXho: wuts the button to wait in Fallout 4, if it has any?
20:28.53dromTek0516: Safe memory allocation http://i.imgur.com/W3tvETX.png
20:29.24Tek0516O.o
20:32.11HachimanXho: https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpl1/v/t1.0-9/12342827_798523326926708_1765676003787427607_n.jpg?oh=e3fc3e6bbe9d47bf6674249399db369b&oe=57195BF2
20:32.31XhoOluapPlayer: T, but you have to be sitting down
20:32.40Xhogeezush
20:32.42OluapPlayerbut y
20:32.45OluapPlayerThat's dum
20:33.08dromHachiman: > "funny"
20:35.00dromWormy_away Tek0516 Technobliterator: http://www.isaacchansky.me/days-since-last-new-js-framework/
20:36.53dromWormy_away Tek0516: https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/academia_vs_business.png
20:41.48dromTHEY MADE A PHYSICAL EDITION OF CODING DRUNK https://imgur.com/a/mnRiK
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20:46.06dromXho: http://i.imgur.com/NE0pJzu.jpg
20:46.55dromThe number(s) are "server ports" another bit of the internet that helps you to connect to a specific place
20:49.27HachimanI gotta say, I am kinda eager to use my Khargrim Dwarf characters in the next segment of Eschaton
20:49.34HachimanI love dwarves hur
20:50.01dromPlay Dwarf Fortress!
20:50.04dromjk
20:50.17dromWormy_away Tek0516 ImpyDroid Hachiman: http://i.imgur.com/R2zYkAj.jpg
20:50.23HachimanI have actually never played Dwarf Fortress
20:50.33HachimanI don't understand how it is played
20:50.52dromHachiman Xho ImpyDroid: http://i.imgur.com/r7mpBQi.webm
20:51.15Hachimanolol
20:55.57dromImpyDroid DrodoEmpire Hachiman: http://i.imgur.com/6jhScmU.webm
20:56.13HachimanHeh
20:56.57Wormy_awayTbh, a fight in town and Icould get away, I'd run the other way
20:58.43dromHachiman: http://45.media.tumblr.com/ff436954e78d637cc974730b80111eff/tumblr_nturmjmra41t1ig6no7_400.gif    - - - - - - >   http://49.media.tumblr.com/15399aca081c6d0edbfdc72be169c2f0/tumblr_nturmjmra41t1ig6no8_400.gif
20:59.08Hachimanhur
21:00.25dromWormy_away Xho: http://i.imgur.com/g5vXgpq.webm
21:03.43Wormy_awaythank you for showing me this
21:04.36dromhttp://i.imgur.com/hBG3JwL.jpg
21:09.35Wormy_awaySirprised I didn't find out about this sooner http://uk.businessinsider.com/planet-x-alpha-centauri-2015-12
21:10.36dromWormy_away: http://i.imgur.com/jYHt10c.jpg?2
21:12.19Wormy_awayoutfits match so well
21:16.29Wormy_awayhttp://imgur.com/gallery/89GIUR9
21:22.24OluapPlayerXho: I could fill the Eschaton page with a layout if you want
21:33.44XhoOluapPlayer: I actually forgot that page existed
21:33.52OluapPlayerwow
21:34.02OluapPlayerits ur war ur so irresponsible
21:34.07Xhosi
21:34.51Xhohttps://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xlf1/v/t1.0-9/12376740_880179375431431_7615054954436170143_n.png?oh=1370038ccea8562400cab50a9aeddd1a&oe=571A7212 "That's Cthulhu you ignorant tumblr feminist"
21:34.58OluapPlayerAnyway you want it or not
21:35.17OluapPlayer>kraken
21:35.20OluapPlayer[triggered]
21:35.39XhoCan do
21:36.21OluapPlayerrite
21:36.44OluapPlayerShould the Dark Caxildiz plot be included as part of it?
21:37.07XhoProbably, if it takes place after the Golden Necropolis story
21:37.10XhoCan't really remember now
21:37.49OluapPlayerYes
21:37.59Xhoden tes
21:38.00Xhoyes
21:38.02Xhoyus
21:38.06Xhotis
21:38.50OluapPlayerI'm basically copying the layout of the Tantum page
21:38.55OluapPlayercus very close equivalent
21:39.17XhoSantorakh - but with -100% cheese
21:47.20OluapPlayerhttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Eschaton you should fill the rest, since they're your stories
21:48.30OluapPlayerHm, I listed Shroud of the Sun twice
21:48.33OluapPlayerDOUBLE SUN POWEEEEEEEEEEEER
21:49.11OluapPlayerFixed now
21:51.01HachimanNo infobox on the Primordial Darkness page bothers me
21:51.44OluapPlayernot muh problm
21:52.29HachimanAll the other stories have infoboxes
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21:55.35MonetHi
21:57.12OluapPlayerActually I can do something with it
21:57.13OluapPlayerhi
21:59.50HachimanHi
22:01.40XhoMainly because I went gung-ho with the story
22:01.55XhoAnd I'm back from my uneventful absence
22:03.19OluapPlayerI'm making the page pretty
22:03.26OluapPlayerAnd by that I mean I'm adding miniportraits
22:03.29OluapPlayernever enuff miniportraits
22:04.14XhoNeeds two Longinus miniportraits for self explanatory reasons
22:04.48OluapPlayerFuck
22:04.50OluapPlayerOkay I didn't disconnect
22:04.57OluapPlayerThe lights went down for a second
22:05.27Xhohttps://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/t31.0-8/12370765_10208184452198480_8891121289572074415_o.jpg Shame it's not an oil painting
22:06.29OluapPlayerabstract ainsley
22:06.39Hachimanhttps://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtf1/v/t1.0-9/12347984_1656506207931810_7349462544279980346_n.jpg?oh=66e1ce1c2817a03fa0a0539dd5ced020&oe=57146CE0 I honestly have no idea how anyone can be so fucking filthy
22:07.00XhoPicture taken 2287
22:07.36OluapPlayerhttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Eschaton behold
22:07.51OluapPlayerI didn't add Dragon Speaker to the list since I didn't know if that counts as Eschaton or not
22:08.24XhoLemme check the time frame
22:08.53XhoIt's after Golden Necropolis so theoretically it does
22:09.16OluapPlayerWell the vampire war is also after Golden Ded, but it has nothing to do with the void
22:09.20OluapPlayerSo I don't think that counts
22:09.25XhoAh
22:09.29XhoWell in that case no it doesn't
22:09.47OluapPlayerNo eschaton 4 bear and illiterate mann
22:10.13XhoKhaadun - gud
22:10.15OluapPlayerBut so, do you approve?
22:10.28XhoSí
22:10.32OluapPlayerrite
22:10.56HachimanI don't approve Primordial Darkness not having an infobox
22:10.57Hachimanmuh autism
22:11.03OluapPlayerYou should fill the sections since you can probably make a better summary of them than me
22:11.11Xhorite
22:11.11OluapPlayerPlus add an intro to the page hur
22:11.21Xhointr
22:11.22Xhoo
22:11.25Xhowat 4
22:12.09OluapPlayerEschaton is X
22:12.09OluapPlayer4 paeg
22:12.23XhoAh right
22:17.10XhoIs that all in chronological order
22:17.14XhoI think it is
22:18.47OluapPlayerIt should be
22:18.54OluapPlayeri do muh research thx
22:19.02OluapPlayerbrb dinner
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22:21.47Hachimanhttp://www.gifbin.com/bin/012015/1423072608_dog_shows_baby_how_to_crawl.gif
22:29.33XhoCRAWLING ON MY RUG
22:29.38Xhohttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Eschaton dere
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22:33.49HachimanXho: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCiFO7qV54E Listen all the way through
22:35.11OluapPlayerThat video is the best response to edgy of all
22:35.13OluapPlayerAlso back
22:35.14XhoDear god what
22:36.40HachimanI feel that one remix of "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor" by Drowning Pool where it's just FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR all the way through is almost as good as this
22:36.57OluapPlayerXho: u did gud
22:37.05OluapPlayerYou forgot to add a summary to the prologue tho
22:37.29XhoDidn't know what to do for that
22:37.41XhoAlso I've added a bit for the new story
22:38.10HachimanDarkest Before Dwarves
22:38.38OluapPlayerVanguard - STUPID WALKING BEARDS
22:39.38HachimanHathgar - hih
22:39.52OluapPlayerEschaton is pretty long now that this page was complete
22:40.02OluapPlayer9 stories long and not even close to ending
22:40.11HachimanI think we got further with Eschaton than we did with Tantummodo Mortem
22:40.19OluapPlayerDefinitely
22:41.36OluapPlayerIn the end I managed to author the first chronological story of the fiction
22:41.38OluapPlayeroluap is victory
22:41.48Xhonigga
22:42.04OluapPlayerwats gud nigguh
22:42.21HachimanWAT DID YA SAY NIGGA
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22:43.08OluapPlayerhttp://i.imgur.com/6BH9HM8.jpg
22:43.23Hachimanolol
22:43.58dromfatboy's in the pool
22:45.21OluapPlayerhttp://i.imgur.com/PCcKOXq.jpg speaking to a Kicath Agent
22:45.59MonetDat face
22:46.15Monet"I am scary and trying my best ot ook upset"
22:46.25HachimanI get reminded of the main PC from Ride to Hell: Retribution
22:47.58MonetI get the feeling the internet has gotten over Quiet because there are a LOT of Quiet cosplay pictures on Steam.
22:48.45Wormy_awayTime Lord tech is frighteningly advanced
22:49.00HachimanQuiet is hot
22:49.02Xhohttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Primordial_Darkness dere infobox
22:49.09HachimanSo of course there is gonna be a lot of cosplay of her
22:49.22Hachimanyis
22:49.28HachimanNow my OCD is appeased
22:49.48OluapPlayerWe didn't appease the giant god dragon
22:49.53OluapPlayerbut at least we appeased Hachi's autism
22:50.15XhoRaksha - [triggered] dad come help pls
22:50.35OluapPlayerNalúnt - this is my story now
22:51.50OluapPlayerGuess I could also make miniportraits for Mhor & friends
22:51.55OluapPlayerthey're the only ones missing them
22:51.57HachimanSo wait Soldalatel is Nalúnt's mother right
22:52.23XhoMetaphysically speaking yes
22:52.29Hachiman>metaphysically
22:52.33Hachimanwat dat supposed 2 meen
22:52.43XhoNalúnt is a creation of Aethereus who in turn is a spiritual counterpart to Soldalatel
22:52.50HachimanAh right
22:52.52Wormy_awayThe difference between the Xhodocto and the Daleks is that the Xhodocto wouldn't give a damn about changing fixed points in time http://tardis.wikia.com/wiki/Fixed_point_in_time
22:53.14OluapPlayerCaligaduro - ur husbands ded lol
22:53.41HachimanXhodocto are beyond time and do not care for universal domination; Daleks on the other hand are still confined to the boundaries of time even if they can travel through it
22:53.49HachimanAnd still have mortal intentions and agendas
22:53.54XhoSantorakh - cheese
22:54.42OluapPlayerYes, Xhodocto also have a cheese-obsessed leader, which I doubt the Daleks have
22:54.56XhoSoldalatel and Aethereus are spiritual counterparts to Akhemazdrís who in turn created Rakshaseshvara
22:55.05XhoSo Nalúnt and Rakshaseshvara are technically brothers
22:55.36XhoAursorhataran would have been Nalúnt and Rakshaseshvara's brother as well
22:56.04Wormy_awayHachi:  This leads me to think the Daleks aren't in a chaotic alignment
22:56.10OluapPlayerCaligaduro - but he DED
22:56.28XhoNalúnt - nope.avi
22:56.38XhoOh wait Aursorhataran
22:56.40XhoYeah he's dead
22:56.41XhoVery dead
22:57.29OluapPlayerMortium - top inhabitant of bag city
22:57.43XhoAursorhataran - notbad.jpg
22:58.09MonetI just remembered was thinking of getting Archavior involved in Eschaton.
22:58.35OluapPlayerXho: http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/File:MiniAnnamasakkan.png http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/File:MiniKhaadun.png http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/File:MiniMhor.png eep eep
22:58.59XhoKhaadun - siqis'shazun demands bigger picture
22:59.44XhoArchavior and Longinus come face to face
22:59.48XhoAll hell breaks loose
22:59.55Hachimanhur
23:00.25XhoI could imagine Archavior claiming Dar-Nahalant is his, which in turn pisses off Longinus which in turn pisses off Vixaatus
23:00.46HachimanIt'd be cool to see Archavior again
23:00.56OluapPlayerYou'd have to be very stupid to claim ownership of a giant fortress inhabited by 2 Orichalcum Elves and at least 100 Sand Drakes
23:01.28XhoSeptimus - leave me the fuck outta this
23:01.39MonetI'd say during the ordeal Archavior was in Orocathrheim consolidating his powerbase.
23:01.44OluapPlayerLonginus - STUPID PRINCE
23:02.05XhoSeptimus - smart prince                    dont wanna be responsible for have the fortress going up in smoke
23:02.09Xhohalf
23:02.25OluapPlayerLonginus - STUPID PRINCE        ONE-MAN SUN POWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER
23:02.48MonetSo Archavior could bring a chunk of the DOmain with him in his claim.
23:03.38XhoAll of a sudden, Janos turns up
23:03.56OluapPlayerJanos - im here to fuck bitches
23:04.09XhoLonginus - take septimus because he appears to be a bitch right now
23:04.32OluapPlayerJanos - bishie sun elf             close enough
23:04.32XhoOh great now I'm imagining Longinus being voiced by Samuel L Jackson
23:04.46Xho"DOES SEPTIMUS CASTUS LOOK LIKE A BITCH"
23:04.57OluapPlayerhur
23:04.57Hachimankek
23:05.00HachimanThat reminds me, since you're considering getting involved with the Fantasyverse again, perhaps the Draonoggr could launch regular raids on the cities of the Khargrim Dwarves since, well, dwarves are dwarves and dwarven cities have treasuries
23:05.13HachimanWhich would make things akward since two dwarves are gonna be in the next story
23:05.34Hachimanawkward even
23:05.42OluapPlayerdorf
23:05.53Hachimandorfs
23:07.10XhoI'm probably gonna have some characters sit out in this story
23:07.14XhoShit's gonna get real
23:07.42HachimanI'm switching Kanna out for Hathgar and Eirik since I'm getting a little tired of using him plus he needs to take care of the Sea Witch
23:07.42OluapPlayerMaybe switch a few around to give others more screentime
23:07.58HachimanI was considering also switching out Hachi, Khadya, or Alfgund maybe
23:08.01MonetHachiman: Can do. Might try creating some extra Draonoggr.
23:08.21XhoI'll probably swap Mhor and Khaadun for Pelagrios and Riad
23:08.21OluapPlayerYeah, i'll have the Sea Witch sit out for a bit to focus a little on Earath
23:08.32OluapPlayerEarath is so irrelevant right now it hurts
23:08.34MonetThe guy Archavior took the boy of also had a Dragonsworn Dwarf under his command.
23:08.47Monetbody of*
23:08.48HachimanOh cool
23:09.05XhoI can't leave Longinus/Septimus/Arcturus out because they're important to the next story
23:09.25OluapPlayerRight now he feels redundant, especially considering all the other team members
23:09.34OluapPlayerIt's got better swordsmen and magic users
23:09.41XhoEarath - STOP            FUCKING            GOING              TO             COLD             PLACES
23:10.02HachimanI did give you suggestions for how to make Earath stronger
23:10.26OluapPlayerYou have me sword techniques
23:10.27OluapPlayerHe's not any stronger than before
23:10.59HachimanTechnique is a key skill to being a capable warrior
23:11.04HachimanNot just physical strength
23:11.27OluapPlayerYeah but there are other characters who are both more skilled and stronger than him,
23:11.28XhoNdrhthryr, Taihadrae, Esulus, Mhor and Khaadun will be important, I might have to do a few switches around
23:11.57XhoI'd say Earath is probably the most skilled swordsman on the team
23:12.03OluapPlayerHardly
23:12.14HachimanHachi and Kanna use different types of swords to Earath
23:12.14XhoKinmo - did u not level up
23:12.23OluapPlayerKanna, Khaadun, Pelagrios, Kinmo when he's around
23:12.31MonetEarath's a greatsowrd user isn't he?
23:12.32OluapPlayerOr rather, everyone in the team who's not Hachi
23:12.37OluapPlayerYes
23:12.41XhoPelagrios doesn't even fight 99% of the time hur
23:12.59OluapPlayerHe doesn't, but he's still more skilled than Earath
23:13.00XhoDammit you got me doing hur again
23:13.41HachimanI suggested him having Sand Drake teeth on his greatsword for extra damage and armour penetration and being a dexterity-oriented fighter whose very good at flanking
23:13.41XhoPerhaps he can go dragon magic buff and shout the crap out of something
23:13.50HachimanAnd also doing mini Fus'Ro'Dahs
23:14.03OluapPlayerSee I would use the dragon shouting more often
23:14.07OluapPlayerbut it's kind of OP
23:14.20HachimanJust give him a lesser version of it he can use
23:14.45XhoWith two Orichalcum Elves, a giant undead robot and an anger-fuelled hydromancer he might fit in fine
23:14.48OluapPlayerEven a "lesser" force breath would still fling anything humanoid away
23:14.55HachimanThat is kind of the point
23:15.36HachimanIt's not wrong to make him do stuff like that if you feel he's too weak or redundant
23:15.51OluapPlayerIt is if I'll end up belittling the enemies
23:16.06XhoI get that with Riad sometimes, he's probably my weakest character aside from Pelagrios
23:16.39OluapPlayerRiad - i have to make sure pelagrios doesn't die                    it's the hardest job of this team
23:16.47XhoPelagrios - he's right
23:16.57OluapPlayerRiad is a swordsman too, isn't he?
23:17.26XhoSpear-user
23:17.34OluapPlayerRight
23:17.37XhoOccasionally uses a knife
23:17.46OluapPlayerAdmitedly it's been a long time since I remember him fighting
23:18.01XhoRiad is probably the lowest-tier character on the team
23:18.08OluapPlayerHe threw his spear at Kebra'Osos's head and it got stuck there
23:18.17OluapPlayerThat's a recurring thing I like happening hur
23:18.25XhoPelagrios would be quite high tier if it weren't for his obscene cowardice
23:18.46XhoAnd kleptomania and complete oblviousness to the world ending around him
23:19.00XhoAnd drunkeness
23:19.06OluapPlayerPelagrios - i thought this was a ll a drunken hallucionation
23:19.12XhoCaligaduro - wrong
23:19.13OluapPlayerhallucination even
23:20.14XhoI'd say the only two high tier characters I have on that team are Longinus and Ndrhthryr
23:20.31HachimanI wonder which tier Hachi would count
23:20.41XhoProbably high on the basis he can stop time
23:20.44XhoOr slow it down
23:20.47HachimanI would say low-tier but he has chronomancy and defeated Valentinianus - with help
23:20.59HachimanAlthough chronomancy is not a thing he does often
23:21.04HachimanPlus he has not mastered it
23:21.08OluapPlayerwut bout Mhor and Khaadun and Undead-Gal
23:21.14XhoMhor, Khaadun, Taihadrae are all mid
23:21.23XhoEsulus probably ranks closer to high on a good day
23:21.43XhoMaras is god tier top kek
23:21.56OluapPlayerI'd put all my chars on mid, Earath on low
23:21.57HachimanI would say Earath has the potential to be mid if you let him be more powerful
23:22.04OluapPlayerSave for Vixaatus who's eet-sand tier
23:22.17XhoPelagrios and Riad are low
23:22.22XhoSeptimus possibly low tier also
23:22.31OluapPlayerLonginus - this prince
23:22.37HachimanAll in all I would say Hachi is low-mid
23:22.40HachimanOn the average
23:22.46OluapPlayerHachi is mid for sure
23:22.54XhoSeptimus doesn't get much of a chance on the basis that Longinus tends to evaporate everything before Septimus even realises it
23:23.10HachimanKanna, Alfgund, and Khadya are mid also
23:23.15HachimanI have no high characters hur
23:23.17XhoAnnamasakkan is mid
23:23.25OluapPlayerClotho is mid when equipped with Alhazred, lower-than-Pelagrios when unarmed
23:24.30OluapPlayerI don't make my characters too powerful on the basis that I don't see them being able to defeat other people's chars
23:24.55HachimanI would say that Kvo Eirik when he is introduced in the next story will be high overall but would limit himself to mid because peaceful monk dorf who does not like fighting, Hathgar would be mid-high
23:25.01OluapPlayerSave when they're Vixaatus since he could theoretically eat half of the team whole
23:25.09XhoLuckily a certain number of characters are already dead
23:25.28OluapPlayerNd and Esulus would take some chewing
23:25.36XhoNd - fukn
23:25.39HachimanChewy fish man
23:25.48XhoEsulus -  STOP THIS
23:25.57OluapPlayerVixaatus - fish is tasty
23:26.07XhoMaras - y u do dis
23:26.14OluapPlayerVixaatus - tasty
23:26.24Wormy_awayI'm thinking I might need to take a break from IRC and SporeWiki for a few days
23:26.33OluapPlayerHow come?
23:26.47Wormy_awayI think I'm developing Repetitive Strain Injury in my hands
23:26.51XhoOluapPlayer: You could always add someone like Yurthez for high-tier
23:26.59HachimanAye
23:27.18OluapPlayerAs I said, I have no intention of belittling
23:27.27OluapPlayerYurthez is one-hit-kill tier
23:27.30Hachimany r u dense
23:27.36Wormy_awayIts all the games, IRC, fic writing, and my uni work (3D, programming, and a lot of typing) all at once
23:27.40HachimanOther characters in the team are OHKs
23:27.48OluapPlayer>being fair is being dense
23:28.13HachimanI think you underpower your characters too often
23:28.22HachimanEarath definitely has the potential for mid
23:29.35OluapPlayerI have no intention of changing how I act
23:29.55HachimanBut then that isn't fun for you
23:30.16XhoCould always have a side story for Earath on how he becomes a MANN
23:30.29OluapPlayerThat's what the Odyssey of the Desert is meant to be
23:30.30HachimanEarath Mann
23:30.33OluapPlayerBut that'll never get started
23:30.35Wormy_awayHm, maybe I could come on my phone, after all, that requires a different handjob
23:30.36Xhowell do dat shit den
23:30.36Hachiman;-;
23:30.44Xho>handjob
23:30.47Wormy_awayhur
23:30.47Hachiman>handjob
23:30.48OluapPlayerdat wording
23:30.52OluapPlayerwormy u goof
23:31.18Wormy_awayThat's my idea of a joke
23:31.23XhoOdyssey could be concurrent with Eschaton, I need to spread out Eschaton more anyway
23:31.39HachimanOdyssey takes place in 33 NA
23:31.41OluapPlayerIt's not starting on the basis of Hachi not getting it started
23:31.49HachimanI've been extremely busy
23:31.52XhoWell it is Winter 32 NA in Eschaton
23:32.01Xhoalmost tiem 4 u to FUKIN MOOV
23:32.36XhoThere is a chance for the Eschaton team to go off and do other things after this next section, reasons will be revealed as the story goes on
23:33.10OluapPlayerXacutus returns and suplexes Vanguard across the sea
23:33.25XhoVanguard - i thought we were friends ;-;
23:33.31HachimanI wanna have a Xacutus-centric part of Eschaton
23:33.36HachimanXacutus parts are fun
23:33.38Xho>this is now a xacutus thread
23:33.39OluapPlayerXacutus - BUT I DIDNT
23:33.54OluapPlayerXacutus - expecting a void story? TOO BAD, XACUTUS TIME
23:33.55HachimanPlus I wanna see the other generals of the Vulcanus Horde
23:34.15OluapPlayerI don't know, he's not really linked to the void
23:34.21XhoAs for Odyssey, Septimus and Ndrhthryr are going to get involved so it might be time for Septimus to go warrior-mod e
23:34.26Xhomode*
23:35.12OluapPlayerRight now I'm more interested in working on the Lympharian part of Eschaton
23:35.18OluapPlayerWhich I assume is the story after the next
23:35.44XhoEschaton will likely branch out after this next section, it's basically where everything starts falling to shit at the speed of sanic
23:36.55OluapPlayerThe Lympharian story will also be nasty. Though it won't have many near-death experiences
23:36.57OluapPlayerIf any at all
23:37.10XhoCaligaduro - not doin ur job hard enuf keep tryin
23:37.18OluapPlayerTibias - MY BONES
23:38.07XhoAfter this next story I might do some more side stories
23:38.19OluapPlayeru gotta finish dragon spiker
23:38.26XhoMhor - fish
23:38.45OluapPlayerKhaadun - its a dragon u dum bear
23:38.49XhoMhor - fish
23:39.25XhoI'd like to catch up with the Néva army that Bone-Breaker is heading
23:39.35XhoRiad might go back up there and kick Bone-Breaker's immortal ass
23:39.54OluapPlayerHe's immortal?
23:40.05Xho#necromancy
23:40.09OluapPlayerMortium - BLUE NIGGERS
23:40.11XhoOr blood magic actually
23:40.16XhoBlood magic is more likely
23:40.24XhoBeing a cannibal and whatnot
23:40.47OluapPlayerI don't really have any plot hooks to do
23:40.51OluapPlayerOther than the Odyssey
23:41.01XhoBut yeah Bone-Breaker is still in the prime of his life and he's nearing a thousand years of age which is the average lifespan for a Néva
23:41.13XhoSo his cannibal antics is probably what's keeping him young
23:41.27OluapPlayerWell, I have a few, but they're all meant to be led by Hachi
23:41.37XhoKelodhrosi Commonwealth and Order of the Black Sun stories I might start off as well
23:41.40OluapPlayerAnd Hachi in charge of stories = they're dead before they even start
23:41.42OluapPlayercus hachi is dum
23:41.46HachimanOuch
23:41.47Xhobuni brain
23:42.38OluapPlayerI got the Odyssey, I got the Lympharian leader imprisoned at the Kame Isles, and after that I got Clothovera moving to the Sovereignty
23:43.04OluapPlayerThe last one may have to wait until Eschaton is over though
23:43.16XhoCaligaduro - THE RIDE NEVER ENDS
23:44.48OluapPlayerOther than that, nothing to do
23:45.00OluapPlayerUnless we think of new things
23:45.10XhoThere's also another story I've got but it takes place well before Eschaton
23:45.28OluapPlayerCaligaduro - dumbos time goes that way ---->
23:45.50XhoAbout 365 years before it to be precise
23:46.01OluapPlayerfoq
23:46.04OluapPlayerwat is dis
23:46.42XhoIt's an Annamasakkan-specific story
23:46.52XhoMainly for his reasons as to why he was cast out of the Skaurovirni Domain
23:48.12OluapPlayerSkaurovirni - no one likes u, pls leave
23:48.35DrodoMovieWatching Zulu
23:48.40XhoAnnamasakkan - toodaloo motherfuckers
23:49.40MonetCould be a breakdown of ties between a the Merovar and a few Draonoggr
23:50.04MonetOr maybe we could introduce Earath by saving a village Archavior's cronies are raiding.
23:50.04OluapPlayerWhy would I want that to happen?
23:50.41XhoSo Earath gets xp
23:51.00OluapPlayerI'm not a fan of breaking relations
23:52.40*** join/#sporewiki Hachiman (5aff27d9@gateway/web/freenode/ip.90.255.39.217)
23:52.40HachimanFUCK
23:52.43Hachiman"If you go to Google Images and type in "Mountain Chicken", you will see the #1 most stupidly named animal ever"
23:52.51HachimanI just did this and that claim is not wrong
23:53.21OluapPlayerrite then, I'll bite this bait
23:53.40DrodoMovieHachi: Just googled
23:53.41DrodoMoviek
23:53.42DrodoMovieXD
23:53.44Hachiman>inb4 what the fuck in 3, 2, 1
23:53.47XhoYOU FUCKING WOT M8
23:53.47OluapPlayer>it's a frog
23:53.50OluapPlayerFor what purpose
23:54.56OluapPlayerhttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/CWIYdmHWwAQ3lAR.jpg doot
23:54.59MonetOluapPLayer: The village could be random, besides part of the Draonoggr story is they're all going crazy-warlord-mode.
23:55.52MonetSo the Merovar thing maybe not.
23:56.04OluapPlayerThe previous discussion should have indicated I'm not very good at fighting things which I haven't created myself
23:56.05Hachimanhttp://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/1548104/84413828.gif "Can't tell if they're performing a ritual or dancing. Maybe something in-between"
23:56.26XhoI saw that on Cringe Channel hur
23:56.38HachimanAlso that's bullshit because you remember the Wrugrak vs Hathgar fight in Tales of Champions
23:56.42HachimanYou were very good
23:56.48Xho"how to summon the world's largest fedora"
23:56.51Hachimanolol
23:57.08Xho"Wasn't this a Spongebob episode?"
23:57.38MonetOluapPlayer: I don't know then. Earath would be fighting disposable soldiers anyway.
23:57.54OluapPlayerSorry but I don't kow if it'd work
23:58.08OluapPlayerI'm reluctant to use Earath at all right now
23:59.13OluapPlayerI'm okay with fighting my own creations, since I know the extent of their abilities. But when it comes to fighting creations by other users, it all becomes very awkward

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