IRC log for #sporewiki on 20151201

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16:34.28Wormy_The book I'm reading right now argues neodarwinism is not the whole story and it must map into organism-cented darwinism.  But its hard to swallow since its not a mainstream theory of evolution.
16:35.18ImperiosLooking at the Cianju page, I think there's a big lack of pictures in it, which your layout does not allow for
16:35.38TechnobliteratorUH
16:35.40Technobliteratoruh
16:35.44Technobliteratorhow does it not allow for them
16:37.07ImperiosI mean these sortable boxes you use for species
16:37.41Technobliteratorthere is no reason you cannot include images in boxes
16:37.56Technobliteratorjust use class="unsortable" so it doesnt sort by image
16:38.13ImperiosAh alright
16:38.23HachimanHi Imp
16:38.28ImperiosStill I wonder if I could help with images
16:39.32ImperiosOr if Valader should take care of these himself
16:40.17HachimanI was looking at Mongol culture and Warhammer 40k stuff earlier and I came to wonder about the Tuungar's application of their katar if historical Mongolians used grappling-oriented wrestling as their primary means of unarmed combat
16:41.18TechnobliteratorYou can ask him, I'm sure he'll be fine with it
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17:18.01ImperiosMake them wrestle like Turks
17:18.05ImperiosNaked and covered in oil
17:18.43Hachimanhur
17:18.50HachimanWell, I could actually
17:19.18Imperioshttp://i.imgur.com/BrIvTuN.jpg
17:19.58Hachimaninb4 Fantasyverse Tyraz enjoys participating in Turkish-style wrestling and also enjoys watching Tuungar women wrestle
17:20.32HachimanThat reminds me
17:20.35ImperiosFemale naked oil wrestling
17:20.39ImperiosWhy haven't I thought of this earlier
17:20.47HachimanWhat was the state of gender equality in Mongol culture?
17:21.31ImperiosAs with all martial, tribal societies
17:22.01ImperiosPretty good hur
17:22.04Hachimanhur
17:22.27HachimanGood because I was thinking there would be female Tuungar warriors as well as male ones
17:22.55ImperiosObviously there weren't women participating in combat I can think of, but in general Mongol women were respected somewhat
17:23.15ImperiosGenghis Khan's wife also served as one of his closest advisors and administrators
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17:23.28HachimanAye I knew Genghis and Borte were very close
17:25.43ImperiosMost martial societies had a great level of gender equality actually
17:26.01ImperiosMen are off fighting -> Someone has to work and govern -> Guess who
17:27.17HachimanThat makes sense
17:27.56HachimanSo I imagine that while they would be a minority, there could be female soldiers among the Tuungar
17:28.13ImperiosYeah
17:28.19ImperiosThat and they are, well, dragons
17:28.27HachimanYeah hur
17:28.32ImperiosReptiles rarely have strong sexual dimorphism
17:28.39ImperiosThat extends to our civilisation too BTW
17:28.57ImperiosThe whole women's rights thing kicked off during the World Wars after all
17:29.23Imperios...Does that mean we have to become pacifists to stop feminism?
17:29.38HachimanSuch is the Athenian way
17:30.12ImperiosGandhi was the agent of patriarchy
17:30.26HachimanFunny because as far as I know, he was something of a misogynist
17:30.48HachimanOr at least, from what I hear of his personality behind closed doors
17:31.33ImperiosWell he was Indian, it's not like Indians were a very egalitarian lot
17:32.14HachimanI think it is kinda funny that the Tuungar are named after the Tungarian Serpent, who is described as being cunning, and the fact that the Tuungar ride wyrms - serpentine creatures - into battle and are also affiliated with venomancy, like snakes
17:33.00HachimanAnd yet the Tuungar are not sneaky treacherous bastards hur
17:33.31ImperiosIt's not like all snakes are associated with sneakiness
17:33.36ImperiosPythons are not sneaky
17:34.06HachimanThey aren't?
17:34.48HachimanAs far as I know, a majority of pythons are ambush predators
17:35.05ImperiosBut they don't poison you or bite you quickly then run away
17:35.09ImperiosThen fucking strangle you
17:35.11HachimanTrue
17:55.06HachimanI wonder what the natural lifespan of a Tuungar should be
17:55.17HachimanI mean they are dragonfolk but then they are also a martial tribal culture
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17:56.17dromOfficerJackal: Ya finished shagging that gator yet?
17:56.54dromCause I heard of a gun shop is selling guns with Christanity crosses craved into them.
17:57.11dromIn Florida.
18:00.03ImperiosHachiman: Make them like Orks
18:00.33HachimanBharloron are already like Orkz hur
18:00.53ImperiosI mean in terms of lifespan
18:01.03ImperiosCan in theory have a pretty long life but everyone dies
18:01.07ImperiosBefore that happens
18:01.22HachimanI was thinking of rounding off their natural lifespan at around 500
18:01.35HachimanBut then it would bring into question about how fast Tuungar mature
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18:01.58OfficerJackaldrom: Spreading the will of jeebus
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18:03.09dromOfficerJackal: Yeah, even the store clerk said that any ISIS member will be "striked by lightning" when holding a gun from them.
18:04.31dromTheir guns firing settings are "Peace", "War" and "God wills it"
18:05.22dromI wonder...
18:05.26OfficerJackalHeuhehu, that's beutiful.
18:05.41Imperios"God wills it"
18:05.54ImperiosDon't Muslims say that too, and quite often at that
18:06.10dromwhen extreme christians become extreme as the wahhabs and jihads, shooting at everyone before blowing their own head up.
18:06.42ImperiosGOD HATES FAGS *explodes*
18:06.47ImperiosHachiman drom: http://i.imgur.com/SkPzj9Y.png
18:07.18Hachimanolol
18:08.21dromImperios hachiman: http://i.imgur.com/ve4agqp.jpg
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18:08.41HachimanHai
18:08.50Technobliteratordumbo
18:08.59OluapPlayerHi
18:14.10dromImperios: Since when did they make coffins fit squatting dead figures?
18:15.39dromImperios: http://fat.gfycat.com/SandyNauticalAmericancreamdraft.webm
18:16.11dromImperios: Actually this plays better https://www.gfycat.com/SandyNauticalAmericancreamdraft
18:17.42ImperiosI can't actually squat for a long time
18:17.44ImperiosI dunno why
18:17.54dromu not russian
18:18.51dromImperios: http://i.imgur.com/ZDMzKGg.jpg
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18:20.38OluapPlayerspi
18:20.42OluapPlayerFuck
18:20.49Xhodouble spi
18:20.50ImperiosHachiman: So a month or two ago I got into a big argument with a guy who complained that women are useless and terrible and all that
18:20.54ImperiosChecked his account
18:20.57Imperiosapparently he is a brony
18:21.21HachimanWhy am I not surprised
18:21.23HachimanHai Spu
18:21.38OluapPlayerNew Vegas is getting hard
18:21.50OluapPlayerI'm getting to the point enemies are turning into damage sponges
18:21.52ImperiosProbably just an edgy teen
18:22.16XhoOluapPlayer: You'll need better wepuns then
18:22.31OluapPlayerYeah but I'm stuck at the Big Empty right now
18:22.40OluapPlayerCan't find a lot of weapons there
18:22.44Xhoget scrubdddddd den
18:22.51OluapPlayerhow bout u
18:23.19OluapPlayerYou know there's a problem when I can barely damage Mister Handy's
18:23.26OluapPlayerEther my weapons suck or they're made of adamantium
18:24.02OluapPlayerOld World Blues is a wacky DLC though
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18:24.12OluapPlayerDid you play that?
18:24.18XhoGot through a bit of it
18:24.51OluapPlayerThe doctors think your fingers are toes are penises
18:24.58OluapPlayerI lack the talent to come up with this kind of thing
18:25.09OluapPlayer*and toes
18:25.47dromImperios: how the hell do you squat like a real slav hur
18:26.03ImperiosI have no idea either
18:26.08OluapPlayerhttp://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/396677383922245774/9A48FF237C9E5B8C97CBC2356D20F026168DD9D8/ I'm sure we can fit Hachi in this somehow
18:26.15ImperiosWhenever I try to squat like a Slav, my legs burn
18:27.14HachimanJesus hur
18:27.22dromI just "squat" with my feet flat agains the ground and my back resting my heels, maintaining pose in that way
18:27.28OluapPlayerThe place is bad though, it's the origin of the Cazadores
18:29.00OluapPlayerAnd speaking of which, earlier when I was doing the Honest Hearts DLC, and I came across my first Giant Cazadores
18:29.07OluapPlayerNot even Deathclaws killed me as quickly as those did
18:29.29Xhostinger was of great rape power
18:29.52OluapPlayerMachine gun-wielding raiders, Giant Cazadores, Yao Guai
18:29.54OluapPlayerThat place is bad
18:30.02OluapPlayerOh and Giant Gecko too
18:30.04ImperiosWhat is that with half of the internet being filled with "WOMEN SUCK" comments
18:31.41dromOluapPlayer: What if I told you about http://i.imgur.com/K3yaaiX.png
18:32.01OluapPlayerSeen worse versions of that
18:37.04ImperiosHe's kinda adorable-looking
18:38.07OluapPlayerhttp://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/396677383922247223/042FFED10EC14C0EB315DFB34D9E33C37354EA46/ if you want an adorable Deathclaw
18:38.49OluapPlayerStill has the stats of a normal one so it took me ages to kill it
18:38.51dromlooks poorly made hur
18:40.01dromImperios: http://i.imgur.com/ZWgL3Zr.png
18:40.07dromThat's a Russian Tooth Fairy
18:40.46OluapPlayerhttp://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GIFT regarding your inquire about internet retardness
18:43.19ImperiosSometimes I want to write a novel about a serial killer who hunts trolls on the Internet
18:43.55ImperiosAnd kills them in various gruesome and symbolic ways
18:44.34ImperiosLike for example a far-right activist is trapped in his ceiling while Zyklon-B is poured inside, while the killer says to him that nothing is actually happening and the gas is a Jewish lie
18:45.13ImperiosAnd yes Zyklon-B is still produced as a pesticie
18:46.07OluapPlayerI sometimes wouldn't mind that happening in real life hur
18:46.30dromImperios: Perhaps a scene taken from Django Unchained? The one where the doctor frees the slaves and hands over the slave master's gun to them.
18:46.49ImperiosThat too
18:46.49dromWhile the slave master is lying incapaitated under his dead horse.
18:46.55OluapPlayerXho: http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/396677383922243718/56B0624BE20C22A4A3AB288E27794D09AED2A82C/ How about fighting a Yao Guai, except it's on fire
18:46.59HachimanThe Fedora Hunter
18:47.13Xho"I have this under control"
18:47.34OluapPlayerAfter a few seconds, ANOTHER ONE shows up
18:47.39OluapPlayerNo, I don't have it under control
18:47.54ImperiosAnd yes he should have a fedora as a disguise
18:47.54drom"I've it under control!"
18:48.35OluapPlayerYou do that quest while under some sort of drug, and that Yao Guai is meant to be a ghost
18:48.37dromImperios: How about the serial killer being an ordinary neckbeard fedora guy, taking his troll hate to an extreme
18:48.44ImperiosDefinitely
18:48.46OluapPlayerSo I don't know if it's real. But you can die to it so who knows
18:49.35dromReminds me of the legends of Native Americans taking a drug that causes them too see spirits and ghosts rising from campfires.
18:52.00dromOfficerJackal Imperios: Are you able to see this? http://imgur.com/account/favorites/VPgqB
18:52.41OfficerJackalHad to sign in, but now I see it.
18:53.27OfficerJackalo god
18:55.15ImperiosI can
18:55.18ImperiosWho says it's a bad thing
18:55.25ImperiosHoly guns = awesome
18:55.55dromThe resemblence between American Christians and jihads is uncanny
18:56.15ImperiosExactly
18:56.20ImperiosWhich is why I approve of them killing each other
18:58.22ImperiosGuys
18:58.29ImperiosWhat is the difference between normal alcohol and liquor?
18:59.19dromBut do you approve infidels killing believers?
18:59.28dromand vice versa
19:00.01ImperiosRussia is Orthodox
19:00.07ImperiosThey're ALL infidels for us
19:00.17ImperiosFUCKING PROTESTANT HERETICS versus FUCKING NON-RUSSIAN MUSLIMS HERETICS
19:00.21XhoFUCKING
19:00.25dromImperios: Alcohol is the name for chemical compound group alone, liquor ARE the drinks.
19:01.11ImperiosRussians do not like Americans, Russians also do not like Muslims, though not as strongly as Americans
19:01.21Imperios...Russians do not like anyone really
19:01.29XhoNot even themselves
19:02.06OluapPlayerhttp://i.4cdn.org/v/1448989082215.jpg time for happiness
19:02.20ImperiosPretty much
19:02.29OluapPlayerhttp://i.4cdn.org/v/1448989587148.png time for even more happiness
19:02.30ImperiosRussians are among the most self-hating people in the world
19:02.34Xhowant to kill happy lizard
19:02.47ImperiosWe hate our country, the only reason we're patriotic is because we hate every other country even more
19:02.48OluapPlayery u do dis
19:02.51Xhocuz its happi
19:02.53OluapPlayerget deathclaw'd
19:02.59Xhoi am dedcloo
19:03.05dromImperios: To make it more clear: ALCOHOL is a term for the organic compounds found in LIQUOR, LIQUOR is the term for beverages that contain ALCOHOL.
19:03.09ImperiosEven though deep down we actually want to migrate to your country
19:03.21XhoAll of a sudden, Loron character named Ded'Cloo and wields giant spiked gauntlet
19:03.23ImperiosRight but I'd rather prefer to hear the verdic of the Brits
19:03.33ImperiosParticularily the one who drinks the most here - Wormy
19:03.35ImperiosThough Xho can suffice
19:03.47XhoI haven't had a drink in
19:03.51XhoOkay what's your point
19:03.52dromAsk Hachiman
19:04.13ImperiosWhat's the difference between liquors and other alcoholic drinks
19:04.49XhoRight well liquor to us is any strong alcoholic drink really
19:05.03XhoLiquors and spirits are more or less the same thing
19:05.07XhoSo 20% and above
19:05.52HachimanBasically that
19:06.07dromYeah, a quick search in Thesaurus say that 'liquor' is a synonyme to 'booze' and 'whisky', both are typically high-proof beverages.
19:06.10GhelaeWikipedia redirects "liquor" to "distilled beverage" and gives "spirit" as another name for it.
19:06.20HachimanCiders do not count as liquor
19:06.39drom'moonshine' counts although
19:07.06XhoWell yeah moonshine is like 50%
19:07.24dromContains metanol too
19:07.56ImperiosSo...
19:08.00ImperiosVodka, soju, etc
19:08.09XhoYeah
19:08.26ImperiosWe call that thing
19:08.34XhoBasically anything that will kill you if you drink a glass of it
19:08.34Imperios"Whatever that thing is made from" vodka
19:08.40OluapPlayerAlso one question regarding Fallout
19:08.49ImperiosSake is "rice vodka" for example
19:09.00OluapPlayerIs the entire world in the same state of destruction or just the US?
19:09.04XhoEntire world
19:09.15ImperiosI wonder what happened in Europe
19:09.22OluapPlayerIrradiated Amazon Deathclaws
19:09.27HachimanNeeds Fallout: Old World
19:10.01XhoFallout 4 does start in 2077, for the best part of 5 minutes
19:10.08OluapPlayerI know there is a mention of some sort of EMP which caused all vehicles across the world to stop working
19:10.17HachimanNo I meant Old World as in the West
19:10.23HachimanEurope and such
19:10.47OluapPlayerWhen you said West i thought you meant west of the US
19:10.52OluapPlayerThat's what Fallout 1, 2 and New Vegas are for
19:11.07OluapPlayerNew Vegas has a lot of cowboy shit in it
19:11.12Hachimangud
19:11.17Hachimancowboys r gud
19:11.30dromOluapPlayer: IIRC, all nuclear bombs emit an EMP-like pulse upon explosion.
19:11.33OluapPlayergiant cazador sting up ur butt is gud
19:12.04OluapPlayerAlso since Cazadores are tarantula hawk wasps, that means they lay their eggs inside other animals
19:12.23Xhoew
19:12.48dromThere are more disgustin' stuff ya know
19:13.05OluapPlayerGiant Cazadores have got to be the scariest thing in this game so far
19:13.07OluapPlayerThey're the size of a Deathclaw and like thrice faster
19:16.14dromImperios: I've learned today most of the old nordic history was lost due to the Christianity's introduction in Denmark, Sweden, Norway and Finland.
19:18.22ImperiosFallout: Russia
19:18.28ImperiosA big crossover with STALKER
19:19.19dromImperios: Bloodsucker Deathclaws
19:21.48OluapPlayerCheeki Breeki Deathclaw
19:21.55OluapPlayerGopnik Super Mutants
19:22.00Hachimaninb4 squatting Slavic Super Mutants
19:22.04OluapPlayerc
19:22.31OluapPlayerSTALKER and Fallout are already similar as far as the setting goes
19:22.43HachimanChernobyl is the lair of the final boss
19:22.50OluapPlayerNuclear fallout, people trying to survive in it, mutated wildlife
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19:24.20dromCommunist Ghouls
19:24.31OluapPlayerThe difference is that STALKER happens in an isolated place, people go there willingly and the place has some supernatural things going on
19:24.46Hachiman>some
19:27.08dromGREETINGS FELLOW, EMISSION SOON
19:27.14HachimanImperios: Fantasyverse needs Huns somewhere
19:27.33HachimanAnd Jurcheons
19:27.42HachimanOr Jurchen rather
19:28.14OluapPlayerdafuq is a jurchen
19:28.17dromI admire the energy of foxes, they have more than I can afford.
19:29.31HachimanManchurian raiders who liked to pester the fuck out of Korea
19:29.55AGrayCathi
19:30.21AGrayCatgreat
19:30.22HachimanWhile China got pestered by Huns and royally fucked over by Mongols, who were also pestering Russia
19:30.31AGrayCatnow we are incompatible with mobile infobox thingies!
19:30.32AGrayCatwonderful!
19:31.03AGrayCatAlso, has the David Canda guy actually returned yet?
19:31.26dino82_hello all!
19:31.30HachimanHi Dino
19:31.41GhelaeHello.
19:31.46dino82_how is allz doing?
19:31.51HachimanDoing alright
19:32.24dino82_Great to hear :D See that it is quit on the wiki :D
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19:35.54OluapPlayerHi dino
19:36.01dino82_hello Oluap!
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19:37.20GhelaeAGrayCat: Use Special:Contributions to see when people have edited, e.g. http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Contributions/David_Canda
19:38.01AGrayCatseems not in that case
19:38.09AGrayCatI shall be returning as of tomorrow.
19:40.52dromdino82_ "quit", quiet, eh?
19:41.52dromOh comon Wikia, go and buzz off with you and your "mobile-compatible" infoboxes.
19:42.43dino82_@Drom: Haha I meant that :D
19:48.22TechnobliteratorThis is exactly why I need to convert every single infobox on the site again
19:48.23Technobliterator: |
19:49.24dromI don't really like the direction Wikia is going to.
19:49.43dromUgh, I really need to get started on the test environment already
19:53.13ImperiosOluapPlayer: Random barbarian people
19:53.27ImperiosAttacked China and actually managed to take it once
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19:59.32ImperiosHachiman: There was actually a Jurchen country ruled by Koreans
20:03.18ImperiosBalhae
20:06.21Vincent20100Peanut butter cookies!
20:06.24Vincent20100My favourites!
20:06.28Vincent20100NOM! NOM! NOM!
20:07.17HachimanHuh cool
20:07.40HachimanAm I right in assuming that Jurchens, Mongols, and Huns and the like were all related?
20:07.48HachimanEven if distantly
20:08.51ImperiosSort of yeah
20:09.37ImperiosThough we actually know too little about Huns to safely determine their origin
20:09.57ImperiosThe only data from the Hun language we have is like a few names and three words describing food
20:09.59HachimanImperios: https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/12342458_1076082692432725_4387550823082274658_n.jpg?oh=c1dfc3dde6ccd1785ac7d4990866d2c6&oe=56E8509A The Inquisition of the EoM needs more blonde white women
20:10.10ImperiosAryan maiden
20:10.39ImperiosI thought of another female Inquisitor
20:10.51Xhohttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Creature:Tastgaris SUPER MUTANTS
20:10.58XhoOluapPlaying: ^ soopor mootonts
20:11.06ImperiosShe'd be less of an actual fighter, but rather a spy sent to keep watch over the Empire's noble courts
20:11.08ImperiosThink Mata Hari
20:11.37ImperiosJavina would also hate her and scream "SLUUUUUT" at her whenever she is in vicinity
20:11.51Hachimanhur
20:12.16HachimanI was actually thinking of a human character who is a travelling playwright and would somehow manage to pay off the Inquisition or other Imperial militia to let her/him come along
20:12.20HachimanAnd document shit
20:13.09HachimanGather inspiration from travelling with adventurers and stuff, that sorta thing
20:13.24Hachimanand deyd use a snikity snik rapier
20:13.32XhoI guess I'll have to make Overlord Kygulus now
20:13.33OluapPlayingXho: ew imageless char
20:13.38Xhodat hivemind
20:14.35Hachiman"There appears to be no sexual dimorphism in Tastgaris (in fact, Tastgaris appear to be genderless), and due to the deformities of their kind, methods of reproduction do not appear to exist, and therefore the multiplying presence of their kind is a phenomenon."
20:14.47Hachiman0/10 no sexy /fit/ Tastgaris women
20:15.02XhoArcturus - to the void with you
20:15.27OluapPlayingdere i quoted
20:16.07XhoTastgaris - get eeten
20:16.10ImperiosSpeaking of Inquisitors and /fit/
20:17.02ImperiosDiscussions on 2ch's /fs/ made me wonder how Javina fights and what sort of physique does she has
20:17.26HachimanI imagine Javina being quite toned and muscular
20:17.33HachimanNot disgustingly so though
20:17.40ImperiosSince she's like the only named non-supernatural female fighter in the fantasyverse I ought to kind of portray her realistically
20:18.57ImperiosThen there was that guy who said that women can't fight for shit and even a moderately sized man could easily defeat a well trained woman in combat
20:19.11ImperiosAnd that women cannot be mages because women are too stupid to learn
20:19.33ImperiosWelcome to 2ch, where every board is /pol/, except for /pol/ which is super-liberal
20:19.34HachimanWhat the fuck
20:20.38Imperios"WOMEN ARE NOT MEANT FOR FIGHTING, THEIR MUSCULATURE IS DIFFERENT, THEY ARE MORE LIMBER, WHICH IS PERFECT FOR RIDING BIG BLACK COCKS"
20:20.43Imperios^What he actually said
20:20.48ImperiosWelcome to Russia
20:21.12HachimanI envision Javina having stuff like abs and other musculature
20:21.24HachimanAs would most male and female Inquisitors I suppose
20:21.33ImperiosWell she is a fucking Inquisitor
20:21.42ImperiosShe should be pretty buff
20:22.56HachimanAnd then he died
20:23.08HachimanXho: Nice work on the Tastgaris, need 2 use dese in fic tho
20:23.27XhoI have some idea
20:24.06HachimanThere needs to be at least one fight between a Tastgaris Gargantuan and some form of golem mech thing
20:24.52HachimanFantasyverse needs more golems and mechs in general actually hur
20:42.58HachimanXho: http://static.giantbomb.com/uploads/ignore_jpg_scale_super/5/57577/2572212-2149399818-57rfc.gif
20:43.41XhoDED
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20:45.39Hachiman"We’re going to help developing nations deal with drought by submerging them under the ocean" - an article by Frankie Boyle
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21:14.52dromTechnobliterator: Whooo! Let's parteh! http://i.imgur.com/68yTE6A.png
21:15.06Technobliteratornj
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21:19.02DrodoEmpireHi everyone
21:19.22GhelaeHello.
21:20.40dromTechnobliterator: Heck, I don't even know what to do next!
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21:24.04dromAnyone has got a suggestion on what to do with this fresh Mediawiki installation I set up?
21:24.47Vincent20100What drom?
21:24.56dromhttps://youtu.be/avSJaj9fc-Q
21:24.58dromops
21:25.08dromVincent20100: http://i.imgur.com/68yTE6A.png
21:26.53Xhohttp://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/b/b0/OverlordKygulus.png/revision/latest?cb=20151201212456 Angry mutant
21:32.52HachimanJesus
21:32.56HachimanThat's pretty good
21:33.00HachimanAnd terrifying hur
21:36.02dromTechnobliterator: Taking babi steps http://i.imgur.com/Ru1Y253.png
21:40.24AGrayCatI'll be back tomorrow morning guys.
21:40.29AGrayCatGood night.
21:50.27dromAh, I got the urls figured out, they now behave much like how they do on Wikipedia, other Mediawiki sites and - ugh - Wikia.
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21:57.11Wormy_hi
21:57.54HachimanHi
21:58.02dromHello
21:58.15dromWormy_: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vck7uR6W3dU
21:59.52Xhofloof
22:01.08Wormy_lovely
22:01.47dromXho: Let's see if you can handle this much floof http://i.imgur.com/1kaSKdw.webm
22:02.05XhoIs that in Japan by any chance
22:02.25dromYes
22:02.40Xho#calledit
22:02.47dromsomething Fox Village to be more precise
22:03.21HachimanThose black white-tailed foxes though
22:03.45dromThose are silver foxes, a color morph of red foxes
22:04.21dromXho: Their website is here though: http://fox-info.net/ fully japanese as I am aware of
22:05.07Wormy_They look a bit fat to me
22:05.50dromThey are well-fed and winter-coated.
22:06.37Wormy_then again, people say me whippet is fat because you can't see his last three ribs, he looks like a slimbo to me
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22:07.00dromHachiman: There are lot more of color morphes, more than half of them have occured among captivity specimens. http://livingwithfoxes.weebly.com/colour-morphs.html
22:07.02Wormy_people expect pedigree standards i guess
22:08.58Xhokitsune shashinkan
22:09.04XhoThat's Fox Photo Studio
22:09.14XhoOr Fox Gallery I guess
22:09.51dromXho: Oh well. Found the the location anyway. http://en.japantravel.com/view/zao-fox-village
22:10.21dromZao Fox Village, is the name. I believe that's the right one.
22:11.57dromHelp, I cannot help but to think that people are starting to think that I'm kind of a furry freak.
22:14.27XhoHachiman: http://images.asos-media.com/inv/media/4/9/2/2/5662294/black/image1xxl.jpg WHAT ARE THOOOOOSE
22:14.40HachimanWhat the fuck
22:15.46dromXho Hachiman: Why not Zoidberg? http://i.imgur.com/SdcoAEP.jpg
22:16.06Xhohoh
22:16.28Hachimanhur
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22:19.18Xhohttps://www.facebook.com/toomanyts/videos/1053160061371519/ Nu and Mu
22:22.11dromoh buddy, thanks for a good evening
22:22.19dromgotta buzz off
22:22.55HachimanOhgod that vid
22:22.59HachimanThat's too fucking good
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22:25.46Xho"Eiffel Tower Goes Green to Tackle Climate Change"
22:26.04XhoSurely if you wanted to tackle climate change you wouldn't light up the damn thing in the first place
22:26.35Hachimanhur
22:26.59HachimanAt this point I am fairly certain that Earth is in an irreparable state
22:27.11XhoMore or less
22:29.58Xho"Roses are red violets are gorgeous never sneak up on oscar pistorious"
22:30.47Hachimanolol
22:30.54XhoWould help if the quote was spelt correctly
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22:31.04Hachiman"So I was just having sex with my girl and she kept shouting another guy's name. I was totally broken. Like seriously who the fuck is "rape"?"
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22:32.23XhoI saw that comment somewhere
22:32.27XhoCringe Channel I think
22:32.40HachimanYeah
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22:33.45Wormy_My browsers keep freezing and then I get a no internet message
22:34.27HachimanHave you tried turning it off and on again
22:34.31Wormy_yep
22:34.51Wormy_tried restarting both computer and the hub
22:35.00Xhohttps://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/12341433_940131479414776_5182585788880511245_n.jpg?oh=47c4820a4c80b83b6a18ad2c107785aa&oe=56EB7052
22:35.02Wormy_tried antivirus check
22:35.18Wormy_tried to diagnose the preoblem
22:35.24Wormy_checked my browsers were updated
22:35.56Wormy_checked there wasn't a huge amount of information being sent from my computer as if it had been hacked into
22:36.28Wormy_all the other computers / devices remain connected
22:36.42Wormy_I did do a windows update and I think it is the damn cause
22:37.40Tek0516Damnit. Fire alarm.
22:37.54Wormy_Not enough diversity in that picture Xho
22:38.14Xhogodfuckingdammit
22:38.16Wormy_There should be red lasers too you know
22:39.00Hachiman#RedLasersMatter
22:39.33Wormy_You can't say red!  You will never understand their problem.
22:41.12DrodoEmpirehttp://cdn.makeagif.com/media/8-17-2015/KAJCag.gif
22:42.46Xholel
22:43.36Tek0516Damn its cold
22:44.36XhoIt's stupidly mild here for this time of year
22:44.54Xho12 C at 22:44
22:45.10Tek0516It's -8 with the windchill here, and there's a misty rain too
22:46.45Tek0516And I'm kicked out of my building because the fire alarms are going off
22:47.45XhoHave fun
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22:48.46Tek0516Ooh, one of the trucks is leaving
22:48.55Wormy__Xho, Ghelae, Hachiman:  I laughed out loud at this.  Typical Dorset https://youtu.be/RMpMxaX3Kdg?t=3m56s  Typical Dorset
22:49.35XhoThe heck
22:50.00Tek0516Since we're a university we always get several fire trucks if the alarm goes off.
22:50.56Wormy__Never had it go off at UoL but at Confetti usually not because some student pulled the fire alarm
22:51.48Tek0516This is the second or third time it's happened in my building this semester
22:54.04HachimanXho: http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/042/944/011.gif
22:54.17Tek0516I've also been kicked out of the cafeteria twice during a meal for a fire alarm.
22:54.40XhoHachiman: Screen's too big for me to make sense of that
22:54.44Wormy__I brought my meal with me hur
22:54.59HachimanLook like dead near the centre
22:55.00Wormy__It was in a polystyrene thing though
22:55.29Tek0516Wormy_: Yeah, this is a cafeteria with actual plates and such.
22:55.52XhoI can't make out what it is though
22:56.01HachimanIt's John Travolta hur
22:56.13Wormy__xhos not up to date with the current dank memes
22:56.21Hachimanhttps://k30.kn3.net/E/A/A/5/9/7/6D7.gif
22:56.42Hachimanhttp://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/047/556/eff.gif
22:57.12Wormy__What the hell was C3PO doing in the first second or so
22:57.19Hachimanhttps://media.giphy.com/media/l0OWjPY0XtXEgyNgI/giphy.gif
22:57.37Hachimanhttp://zippy.gfycat.com/WhichGloomyGaur.gif
22:57.49Tek0516Where is that thing even from?
22:58.00HachimanPulp Fiction hur
22:58.28HachimanIt's my favourite thing right now
22:59.30DrodoEmpireYeah its funny
22:59.40Tek0516Never seen it
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23:03.00Hachimanhttp://fat.gfycat.com/DemandingElementaryEquestrian.gif
23:04.29DrodoEmpire"This new Bethesda game... Dunno about the setting"
23:05.57Hachimanhttp://s01.yapfiles.ru/files/1316501/1447485368_521220901.gif One of the best so far
23:06.48XhoOh wow
23:09.27XhoSo I just saw a picture of a person who I thought was quite attractive
23:09.29XhoTurns out it was a guy
23:09.31XhoI'm going to bed
23:10.06Wormy__oh my
23:10.17XhoThe world needs a reset
23:10.20XhoLike right now
23:10.27DrodoEmpirehur
23:10.37HachimanXho just got
23:10.38HachimanTrapped
23:11.24Xhohttps://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/12308316_1651453458436466_2664628335964892873_n.png?oh=aa1920a20f2ca0797438af2d16606d28&oe=56F919B4
23:12.21HachimanFucking kek
23:14.53XhoMan I don't need that kind of shit
23:15.44Wormy__http://imgur.com/gallery/yVBsvWl
23:16.33HachimanI fucking love that anime hur
23:18.34Xho"I think what works for these anime gifs is that I never know what the source or context is, but never need to question it"
23:18.43Wormy__http://imgur.com/gallery/bKlrlXL
23:19.58Wormy__ayyy http://imgur.com/gallery/bKlrlXL
23:21.08HachimanXho: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oaNouzMDm_U So Bone Tomahawk looks like your kind of movie
23:22.33XhoI think he might be dead
23:22.47HachimanI can imagine Neva and/or Skaurovirn doing this
23:23.18XhoNéva definitely
23:23.23XhoSkaurovirn would be worse
23:23.50Xhohttp://i.imgur.com/N0ccFJg.webm Also this one actually made me laugh
23:24.13Hachimanhur
23:25.29XhoBut yeah the Néva are a literal bunch of savages so scalping, flaying, mutilating and cannibalising is all on their agenda
23:26.19XhoThose are usually execution tactics
23:26.26XhoSkaurovirn would do that for entertainment
23:26.45Wormy__Hachiman, Xho:  http://imgur.com/gallery/DaGBc84
23:26.58XhoSkaurovirn subscribe to the "let the flesh eating bugs slowly eat you alive" kind of killing
23:27.26XhoOr throw you into a chasm so deep no one can figure out how big it is
23:27.27HachimanSounds like inspiration taken from Cannibal Holocaust hur
23:28.10Xho"the pig says america, the track suit pants say russia. cant decide which"
23:29.10Hachimanhur
23:29.16HachimanBut Jesus that pig is huge
23:29.35XhoThe Néva are sort of inspired by inuits and Native Americans so one can draw some similarities between the two
23:29.38XhoYeah that's a sow
23:30.57Wormy__oh god http://imgur.com/gallery/UCqOa29
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23:39.27HachimanI suddenly have an urge to look up Mongolian torture methods
23:39.55HachimanI remember from Night at the Museum that supposedly one such means of execution and torture was pulling a person's appendages from their body by hand
23:40.05DrodoEmpireYeah
23:40.11DrodoEmpirePretty sure I already mentioned this
23:40.26HachimanI don't recall hur
23:40.32DrodoEmpireNo no
23:40.38DrodoEmpireThe following
23:40.48DrodoEmpireBut it was considered inappropriate for a noble to be executed with a method that made them shed blood
23:41.00DrodoEmpireSo that opened the door for some pretty nasty stuff. :p
23:41.09HachimanAh right yeah now I remember
23:41.14HachimanBack-breaking, carpet kicking
23:41.18DrodoEmpire^
23:41.35Xhosearches carpet-kicking
23:41.43XhoAbsolutely nothing pertaining to execution
23:41.44DrodoEmpireOr, in one case in russia, having an entire building built on top of you. :p
23:41.47DrodoEmpireBasically
23:42.00DrodoEmpireThe mongols would roll you up into a carpet and kick you to death
23:42.10XhoOh right that simple
23:42.48Wormy__children were buried alive in bridges for good luck
23:42.55DrodoEmpire^
23:43.22HachimanI will never not feel unnerved by the concept of impalement
23:43.34HachimanAs in, vertical impalement from anus through to the mouth
23:43.59XhoHm
23:44.00DrodoEmpireYeah
23:44.29Wormy__Being boiled or fried alive.  I think ivan the Terrible executed whole villages in giant pans.
23:46.14DrodoEmpireYeah
23:48.24XhoThere's a character in Homer's Odyssey called Melanthius
23:48.58XhoHe gets killed at the end by having his nose and ears chopped off, then having his balls ripped off and fed to the dogs, and then his hands and feet
23:49.24HachimanI was never taught about that in school
23:50.40Xhocuz it was in college
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23:52.10XhoThere's a character also in the Aeneid called Mezentius of whose favourite method of execution was tying people to corpses and making them suffocate in the putrifaction
23:52.33XhoBloody Etruscans
23:53.19HachimanFucking ew
23:53.32HachimanNo wonder the Romans made sure that their language was lost
23:56.07XhoThe Ancient Egyptians weren't so inventive though
23:56.23XhoDrowning in the Nile was about the most creative they got
23:58.05XhoThough there was a theory of a man named Pentawer who was the son of Ramesses III
23:58.21XhoThough it's been debunked they thought in the way he was mummified he may have been buried alive
23:58.37HachimanOuch
23:59.22Wormy__I think the British tied people to cannons before firing them causing guts to go flying everywhere
23:59.51Xhohttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pentawer There's a page on him actually

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