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16:34.28 | Wormy_ | The book I'm reading right now argues neodarwinism is not the whole story and it must map into organism-cented darwinism. But its hard to swallow since its not a mainstream theory of evolution. |
16:35.18 | Imperios | Looking at the Cianju page, I think there's a big lack of pictures in it, which your layout does not allow for |
16:35.38 | Technobliterator | UH |
16:35.40 | Technobliterator | uh |
16:35.44 | Technobliterator | how does it not allow for them |
16:37.07 | Imperios | I mean these sortable boxes you use for species |
16:37.41 | Technobliterator | there is no reason you cannot include images in boxes |
16:37.56 | Technobliterator | just use class="unsortable" so it doesnt sort by image |
16:38.13 | Imperios | Ah alright |
16:38.23 | Hachiman | Hi Imp |
16:38.28 | Imperios | Still I wonder if I could help with images |
16:39.32 | Imperios | Or if Valader should take care of these himself |
16:40.17 | Hachiman | I was looking at Mongol culture and Warhammer 40k stuff earlier and I came to wonder about the Tuungar's application of their katar if historical Mongolians used grappling-oriented wrestling as their primary means of unarmed combat |
16:41.18 | Technobliterator | You can ask him, I'm sure he'll be fine with it |
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17:18.01 | Imperios | Make them wrestle like Turks |
17:18.05 | Imperios | Naked and covered in oil |
17:18.43 | Hachiman | hur |
17:18.50 | Hachiman | Well, I could actually |
17:19.18 | Imperios | http://i.imgur.com/BrIvTuN.jpg |
17:19.58 | Hachiman | inb4 Fantasyverse Tyraz enjoys participating in Turkish-style wrestling and also enjoys watching Tuungar women wrestle |
17:20.32 | Hachiman | That reminds me |
17:20.35 | Imperios | Female naked oil wrestling |
17:20.39 | Imperios | Why haven't I thought of this earlier |
17:20.47 | Hachiman | What was the state of gender equality in Mongol culture? |
17:21.31 | Imperios | As with all martial, tribal societies |
17:22.01 | Imperios | Pretty good hur |
17:22.04 | Hachiman | hur |
17:22.27 | Hachiman | Good because I was thinking there would be female Tuungar warriors as well as male ones |
17:22.55 | Imperios | Obviously there weren't women participating in combat I can think of, but in general Mongol women were respected somewhat |
17:23.15 | Imperios | Genghis Khan's wife also served as one of his closest advisors and administrators |
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17:23.28 | Hachiman | Aye I knew Genghis and Borte were very close |
17:25.43 | Imperios | Most martial societies had a great level of gender equality actually |
17:26.01 | Imperios | Men are off fighting -> Someone has to work and govern -> Guess who |
17:27.17 | Hachiman | That makes sense |
17:27.56 | Hachiman | So I imagine that while they would be a minority, there could be female soldiers among the Tuungar |
17:28.13 | Imperios | Yeah |
17:28.19 | Imperios | That and they are, well, dragons |
17:28.27 | Hachiman | Yeah hur |
17:28.32 | Imperios | Reptiles rarely have strong sexual dimorphism |
17:28.39 | Imperios | That extends to our civilisation too BTW |
17:28.57 | Imperios | The whole women's rights thing kicked off during the World Wars after all |
17:29.23 | Imperios | ...Does that mean we have to become pacifists to stop feminism? |
17:29.38 | Hachiman | Such is the Athenian way |
17:30.12 | Imperios | Gandhi was the agent of patriarchy |
17:30.26 | Hachiman | Funny because as far as I know, he was something of a misogynist |
17:30.48 | Hachiman | Or at least, from what I hear of his personality behind closed doors |
17:31.33 | Imperios | Well he was Indian, it's not like Indians were a very egalitarian lot |
17:32.14 | Hachiman | I think it is kinda funny that the Tuungar are named after the Tungarian Serpent, who is described as being cunning, and the fact that the Tuungar ride wyrms - serpentine creatures - into battle and are also affiliated with venomancy, like snakes |
17:33.00 | Hachiman | And yet the Tuungar are not sneaky treacherous bastards hur |
17:33.31 | Imperios | It's not like all snakes are associated with sneakiness |
17:33.36 | Imperios | Pythons are not sneaky |
17:34.06 | Hachiman | They aren't? |
17:34.48 | Hachiman | As far as I know, a majority of pythons are ambush predators |
17:35.05 | Imperios | But they don't poison you or bite you quickly then run away |
17:35.09 | Imperios | Then fucking strangle you |
17:35.11 | Hachiman | True |
17:55.06 | Hachiman | I wonder what the natural lifespan of a Tuungar should be |
17:55.17 | Hachiman | I mean they are dragonfolk but then they are also a martial tribal culture |
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17:56.17 | drom | OfficerJackal: Ya finished shagging that gator yet? |
17:56.54 | drom | Cause I heard of a gun shop is selling guns with Christanity crosses craved into them. |
17:57.11 | drom | In Florida. |
18:00.03 | Imperios | Hachiman: Make them like Orks |
18:00.33 | Hachiman | Bharloron are already like Orkz hur |
18:00.53 | Imperios | I mean in terms of lifespan |
18:01.03 | Imperios | Can in theory have a pretty long life but everyone dies |
18:01.07 | Imperios | Before that happens |
18:01.22 | Hachiman | I was thinking of rounding off their natural lifespan at around 500 |
18:01.35 | Hachiman | But then it would bring into question about how fast Tuungar mature |
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18:01.58 | OfficerJackal | drom: Spreading the will of jeebus |
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18:03.09 | drom | OfficerJackal: Yeah, even the store clerk said that any ISIS member will be "striked by lightning" when holding a gun from them. |
18:04.31 | drom | Their guns firing settings are "Peace", "War" and "God wills it" |
18:05.22 | drom | I wonder... |
18:05.26 | OfficerJackal | Heuhehu, that's beutiful. |
18:05.41 | Imperios | "God wills it" |
18:05.54 | Imperios | Don't Muslims say that too, and quite often at that |
18:06.10 | drom | when extreme christians become extreme as the wahhabs and jihads, shooting at everyone before blowing their own head up. |
18:06.42 | Imperios | GOD HATES FAGS *explodes* |
18:06.47 | Imperios | Hachiman drom: http://i.imgur.com/SkPzj9Y.png |
18:07.18 | Hachiman | olol |
18:08.21 | drom | Imperios hachiman: http://i.imgur.com/ve4agqp.jpg |
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18:08.41 | Hachiman | Hai |
18:08.50 | Technobliterator | dumbo |
18:08.59 | OluapPlayer | Hi |
18:14.10 | drom | Imperios: Since when did they make coffins fit squatting dead figures? |
18:15.39 | drom | Imperios: http://fat.gfycat.com/SandyNauticalAmericancreamdraft.webm |
18:16.11 | drom | Imperios: Actually this plays better https://www.gfycat.com/SandyNauticalAmericancreamdraft |
18:17.42 | Imperios | I can't actually squat for a long time |
18:17.44 | Imperios | I dunno why |
18:17.54 | drom | u not russian |
18:18.51 | drom | Imperios: http://i.imgur.com/ZDMzKGg.jpg |
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18:20.38 | OluapPlayer | spi |
18:20.42 | OluapPlayer | Fuck |
18:20.49 | Xho | double spi |
18:20.50 | Imperios | Hachiman: So a month or two ago I got into a big argument with a guy who complained that women are useless and terrible and all that |
18:20.54 | Imperios | Checked his account |
18:20.57 | Imperios | apparently he is a brony |
18:21.21 | Hachiman | Why am I not surprised |
18:21.23 | Hachiman | Hai Spu |
18:21.38 | OluapPlayer | New Vegas is getting hard |
18:21.50 | OluapPlayer | I'm getting to the point enemies are turning into damage sponges |
18:21.52 | Imperios | Probably just an edgy teen |
18:22.16 | Xho | OluapPlayer: You'll need better wepuns then |
18:22.31 | OluapPlayer | Yeah but I'm stuck at the Big Empty right now |
18:22.40 | OluapPlayer | Can't find a lot of weapons there |
18:22.44 | Xho | get scrubdddddd den |
18:22.51 | OluapPlayer | how bout u |
18:23.19 | OluapPlayer | You know there's a problem when I can barely damage Mister Handy's |
18:23.26 | OluapPlayer | Ether my weapons suck or they're made of adamantium |
18:24.02 | OluapPlayer | Old World Blues is a wacky DLC though |
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18:24.12 | OluapPlayer | Did you play that? |
18:24.18 | Xho | Got through a bit of it |
18:24.51 | OluapPlayer | The doctors think your fingers are toes are penises |
18:24.58 | OluapPlayer | I lack the talent to come up with this kind of thing |
18:25.09 | OluapPlayer | *and toes |
18:25.47 | drom | Imperios: how the hell do you squat like a real slav hur |
18:26.03 | Imperios | I have no idea either |
18:26.08 | OluapPlayer | http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/396677383922245774/9A48FF237C9E5B8C97CBC2356D20F026168DD9D8/ I'm sure we can fit Hachi in this somehow |
18:26.15 | Imperios | Whenever I try to squat like a Slav, my legs burn |
18:27.14 | Hachiman | Jesus hur |
18:27.22 | drom | I just "squat" with my feet flat agains the ground and my back resting my heels, maintaining pose in that way |
18:27.28 | OluapPlayer | The place is bad though, it's the origin of the Cazadores |
18:29.00 | OluapPlayer | And speaking of which, earlier when I was doing the Honest Hearts DLC, and I came across my first Giant Cazadores |
18:29.07 | OluapPlayer | Not even Deathclaws killed me as quickly as those did |
18:29.29 | Xho | stinger was of great rape power |
18:29.52 | OluapPlayer | Machine gun-wielding raiders, Giant Cazadores, Yao Guai |
18:29.54 | OluapPlayer | That place is bad |
18:30.02 | OluapPlayer | Oh and Giant Gecko too |
18:30.04 | Imperios | What is that with half of the internet being filled with "WOMEN SUCK" comments |
18:31.41 | drom | OluapPlayer: What if I told you about http://i.imgur.com/K3yaaiX.png |
18:32.01 | OluapPlayer | Seen worse versions of that |
18:37.04 | Imperios | He's kinda adorable-looking |
18:38.07 | OluapPlayer | http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/396677383922247223/042FFED10EC14C0EB315DFB34D9E33C37354EA46/ if you want an adorable Deathclaw |
18:38.49 | OluapPlayer | Still has the stats of a normal one so it took me ages to kill it |
18:38.51 | drom | looks poorly made hur |
18:40.01 | drom | Imperios: http://i.imgur.com/ZWgL3Zr.png |
18:40.07 | drom | That's a Russian Tooth Fairy |
18:40.46 | OluapPlayer | http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GIFT regarding your inquire about internet retardness |
18:43.19 | Imperios | Sometimes I want to write a novel about a serial killer who hunts trolls on the Internet |
18:43.55 | Imperios | And kills them in various gruesome and symbolic ways |
18:44.34 | Imperios | Like for example a far-right activist is trapped in his ceiling while Zyklon-B is poured inside, while the killer says to him that nothing is actually happening and the gas is a Jewish lie |
18:45.13 | Imperios | And yes Zyklon-B is still produced as a pesticie |
18:46.07 | OluapPlayer | I sometimes wouldn't mind that happening in real life hur |
18:46.30 | drom | Imperios: Perhaps a scene taken from Django Unchained? The one where the doctor frees the slaves and hands over the slave master's gun to them. |
18:46.49 | Imperios | That too |
18:46.49 | drom | While the slave master is lying incapaitated under his dead horse. |
18:46.55 | OluapPlayer | Xho: http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/396677383922243718/56B0624BE20C22A4A3AB288E27794D09AED2A82C/ How about fighting a Yao Guai, except it's on fire |
18:46.59 | Hachiman | The Fedora Hunter |
18:47.13 | Xho | "I have this under control" |
18:47.34 | OluapPlayer | After a few seconds, ANOTHER ONE shows up |
18:47.39 | OluapPlayer | No, I don't have it under control |
18:47.54 | Imperios | And yes he should have a fedora as a disguise |
18:47.54 | drom | "I've it under control!" |
18:48.35 | OluapPlayer | You do that quest while under some sort of drug, and that Yao Guai is meant to be a ghost |
18:48.37 | drom | Imperios: How about the serial killer being an ordinary neckbeard fedora guy, taking his troll hate to an extreme |
18:48.44 | Imperios | Definitely |
18:48.46 | OluapPlayer | So I don't know if it's real. But you can die to it so who knows |
18:49.35 | drom | Reminds me of the legends of Native Americans taking a drug that causes them too see spirits and ghosts rising from campfires. |
18:52.00 | drom | OfficerJackal Imperios: Are you able to see this? http://imgur.com/account/favorites/VPgqB |
18:52.41 | OfficerJackal | Had to sign in, but now I see it. |
18:53.27 | OfficerJackal | o god |
18:55.15 | Imperios | I can |
18:55.18 | Imperios | Who says it's a bad thing |
18:55.25 | Imperios | Holy guns = awesome |
18:55.55 | drom | The resemblence between American Christians and jihads is uncanny |
18:56.15 | Imperios | Exactly |
18:56.20 | Imperios | Which is why I approve of them killing each other |
18:58.22 | Imperios | Guys |
18:58.29 | Imperios | What is the difference between normal alcohol and liquor? |
18:59.19 | drom | But do you approve infidels killing believers? |
18:59.28 | drom | and vice versa |
19:00.01 | Imperios | Russia is Orthodox |
19:00.07 | Imperios | They're ALL infidels for us |
19:00.17 | Imperios | FUCKING PROTESTANT HERETICS versus FUCKING NON-RUSSIAN MUSLIMS HERETICS |
19:00.21 | Xho | FUCKING |
19:00.25 | drom | Imperios: Alcohol is the name for chemical compound group alone, liquor ARE the drinks. |
19:01.11 | Imperios | Russians do not like Americans, Russians also do not like Muslims, though not as strongly as Americans |
19:01.21 | Imperios | ...Russians do not like anyone really |
19:01.29 | Xho | Not even themselves |
19:02.06 | OluapPlayer | http://i.4cdn.org/v/1448989082215.jpg time for happiness |
19:02.20 | Imperios | Pretty much |
19:02.29 | OluapPlayer | http://i.4cdn.org/v/1448989587148.png time for even more happiness |
19:02.30 | Imperios | Russians are among the most self-hating people in the world |
19:02.34 | Xho | want to kill happy lizard |
19:02.47 | Imperios | We hate our country, the only reason we're patriotic is because we hate every other country even more |
19:02.48 | OluapPlayer | y u do dis |
19:02.51 | Xho | cuz its happi |
19:02.53 | OluapPlayer | get deathclaw'd |
19:02.59 | Xho | i am dedcloo |
19:03.05 | drom | Imperios: To make it more clear: ALCOHOL is a term for the organic compounds found in LIQUOR, LIQUOR is the term for beverages that contain ALCOHOL. |
19:03.09 | Imperios | Even though deep down we actually want to migrate to your country |
19:03.21 | Xho | All of a sudden, Loron character named Ded'Cloo and wields giant spiked gauntlet |
19:03.23 | Imperios | Right but I'd rather prefer to hear the verdic of the Brits |
19:03.33 | Imperios | Particularily the one who drinks the most here - Wormy |
19:03.35 | Imperios | Though Xho can suffice |
19:03.47 | Xho | I haven't had a drink in |
19:03.51 | Xho | Okay what's your point |
19:03.52 | drom | Ask Hachiman |
19:04.13 | Imperios | What's the difference between liquors and other alcoholic drinks |
19:04.49 | Xho | Right well liquor to us is any strong alcoholic drink really |
19:05.03 | Xho | Liquors and spirits are more or less the same thing |
19:05.07 | Xho | So 20% and above |
19:05.52 | Hachiman | Basically that |
19:06.07 | drom | Yeah, a quick search in Thesaurus say that 'liquor' is a synonyme to 'booze' and 'whisky', both are typically high-proof beverages. |
19:06.10 | Ghelae | Wikipedia redirects "liquor" to "distilled beverage" and gives "spirit" as another name for it. |
19:06.20 | Hachiman | Ciders do not count as liquor |
19:06.39 | drom | 'moonshine' counts although |
19:07.06 | Xho | Well yeah moonshine is like 50% |
19:07.24 | drom | Contains metanol too |
19:07.56 | Imperios | So... |
19:08.00 | Imperios | Vodka, soju, etc |
19:08.09 | Xho | Yeah |
19:08.26 | Imperios | We call that thing |
19:08.34 | Xho | Basically anything that will kill you if you drink a glass of it |
19:08.34 | Imperios | "Whatever that thing is made from" vodka |
19:08.40 | OluapPlayer | Also one question regarding Fallout |
19:08.49 | Imperios | Sake is "rice vodka" for example |
19:09.00 | OluapPlayer | Is the entire world in the same state of destruction or just the US? |
19:09.04 | Xho | Entire world |
19:09.15 | Imperios | I wonder what happened in Europe |
19:09.22 | OluapPlayer | Irradiated Amazon Deathclaws |
19:09.27 | Hachiman | Needs Fallout: Old World |
19:10.01 | Xho | Fallout 4 does start in 2077, for the best part of 5 minutes |
19:10.08 | OluapPlayer | I know there is a mention of some sort of EMP which caused all vehicles across the world to stop working |
19:10.17 | Hachiman | No I meant Old World as in the West |
19:10.23 | Hachiman | Europe and such |
19:10.47 | OluapPlayer | When you said West i thought you meant west of the US |
19:10.52 | OluapPlayer | That's what Fallout 1, 2 and New Vegas are for |
19:11.07 | OluapPlayer | New Vegas has a lot of cowboy shit in it |
19:11.12 | Hachiman | gud |
19:11.17 | Hachiman | cowboys r gud |
19:11.30 | drom | OluapPlayer: IIRC, all nuclear bombs emit an EMP-like pulse upon explosion. |
19:11.33 | OluapPlayer | giant cazador sting up ur butt is gud |
19:12.04 | OluapPlayer | Also since Cazadores are tarantula hawk wasps, that means they lay their eggs inside other animals |
19:12.23 | Xho | ew |
19:12.48 | drom | There are more disgustin' stuff ya know |
19:13.05 | OluapPlayer | Giant Cazadores have got to be the scariest thing in this game so far |
19:13.07 | OluapPlayer | They're the size of a Deathclaw and like thrice faster |
19:16.14 | drom | Imperios: I've learned today most of the old nordic history was lost due to the Christianity's introduction in Denmark, Sweden, Norway and Finland. |
19:18.22 | Imperios | Fallout: Russia |
19:18.28 | Imperios | A big crossover with STALKER |
19:19.19 | drom | Imperios: Bloodsucker Deathclaws |
19:21.48 | OluapPlayer | Cheeki Breeki Deathclaw |
19:21.55 | OluapPlayer | Gopnik Super Mutants |
19:22.00 | Hachiman | inb4 squatting Slavic Super Mutants |
19:22.04 | OluapPlayer | c |
19:22.31 | OluapPlayer | STALKER and Fallout are already similar as far as the setting goes |
19:22.43 | Hachiman | Chernobyl is the lair of the final boss |
19:22.50 | OluapPlayer | Nuclear fallout, people trying to survive in it, mutated wildlife |
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19:24.20 | drom | Communist Ghouls |
19:24.31 | OluapPlayer | The difference is that STALKER happens in an isolated place, people go there willingly and the place has some supernatural things going on |
19:24.46 | Hachiman | >some |
19:27.08 | drom | GREETINGS FELLOW, EMISSION SOON |
19:27.14 | Hachiman | Imperios: Fantasyverse needs Huns somewhere |
19:27.33 | Hachiman | And Jurcheons |
19:27.42 | Hachiman | Or Jurchen rather |
19:28.14 | OluapPlayer | dafuq is a jurchen |
19:28.17 | drom | I admire the energy of foxes, they have more than I can afford. |
19:29.31 | Hachiman | Manchurian raiders who liked to pester the fuck out of Korea |
19:29.55 | AGrayCat | hi |
19:30.21 | AGrayCat | great |
19:30.22 | Hachiman | While China got pestered by Huns and royally fucked over by Mongols, who were also pestering Russia |
19:30.31 | AGrayCat | now we are incompatible with mobile infobox thingies! |
19:30.32 | AGrayCat | wonderful! |
19:31.03 | AGrayCat | Also, has the David Canda guy actually returned yet? |
19:31.26 | dino82_ | hello all! |
19:31.30 | Hachiman | Hi Dino |
19:31.41 | Ghelae | Hello. |
19:31.46 | dino82_ | how is allz doing? |
19:31.51 | Hachiman | Doing alright |
19:32.24 | dino82_ | Great to hear :D See that it is quit on the wiki :D |
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19:35.54 | OluapPlayer | Hi dino |
19:36.01 | dino82_ | hello Oluap! |
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19:37.20 | Ghelae | AGrayCat: Use Special:Contributions to see when people have edited, e.g. http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Contributions/David_Canda |
19:38.01 | AGrayCat | seems not in that case |
19:38.09 | AGrayCat | I shall be returning as of tomorrow. |
19:40.52 | drom | dino82_ "quit", quiet, eh? |
19:41.52 | drom | Oh comon Wikia, go and buzz off with you and your "mobile-compatible" infoboxes. |
19:42.43 | dino82_ | @Drom: Haha I meant that :D |
19:48.22 | Technobliterator | This is exactly why I need to convert every single infobox on the site again |
19:48.23 | Technobliterator | : | |
19:49.24 | drom | I don't really like the direction Wikia is going to. |
19:49.43 | drom | Ugh, I really need to get started on the test environment already |
19:53.13 | Imperios | OluapPlayer: Random barbarian people |
19:53.27 | Imperios | Attacked China and actually managed to take it once |
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19:55.59 | Vincent20100 | test |
19:56.34 | Ghelae | ~give Vincent20100 a cookie |
19:56.34 | infobot | ACTION gives Vincent20100 a home-baked peanut butter cookie to cheer him up. |
19:59.32 | Imperios | Hachiman: There was actually a Jurchen country ruled by Koreans |
20:03.18 | Imperios | Balhae |
20:06.21 | Vincent20100 | Peanut butter cookies! |
20:06.24 | Vincent20100 | My favourites! |
20:06.28 | Vincent20100 | NOM! NOM! NOM! |
20:07.17 | Hachiman | Huh cool |
20:07.40 | Hachiman | Am I right in assuming that Jurchens, Mongols, and Huns and the like were all related? |
20:07.48 | Hachiman | Even if distantly |
20:08.51 | Imperios | Sort of yeah |
20:09.37 | Imperios | Though we actually know too little about Huns to safely determine their origin |
20:09.57 | Imperios | The only data from the Hun language we have is like a few names and three words describing food |
20:09.59 | Hachiman | Imperios: https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/12342458_1076082692432725_4387550823082274658_n.jpg?oh=c1dfc3dde6ccd1785ac7d4990866d2c6&oe=56E8509A The Inquisition of the EoM needs more blonde white women |
20:10.10 | Imperios | Aryan maiden |
20:10.39 | Imperios | I thought of another female Inquisitor |
20:10.51 | Xho | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Creature:Tastgaris SUPER MUTANTS |
20:10.58 | Xho | OluapPlaying: ^ soopor mootonts |
20:11.06 | Imperios | She'd be less of an actual fighter, but rather a spy sent to keep watch over the Empire's noble courts |
20:11.08 | Imperios | Think Mata Hari |
20:11.37 | Imperios | Javina would also hate her and scream "SLUUUUUT" at her whenever she is in vicinity |
20:11.51 | Hachiman | hur |
20:12.16 | Hachiman | I was actually thinking of a human character who is a travelling playwright and would somehow manage to pay off the Inquisition or other Imperial militia to let her/him come along |
20:12.20 | Hachiman | And document shit |
20:13.09 | Hachiman | Gather inspiration from travelling with adventurers and stuff, that sorta thing |
20:13.24 | Hachiman | and deyd use a snikity snik rapier |
20:13.32 | Xho | I guess I'll have to make Overlord Kygulus now |
20:13.33 | OluapPlaying | Xho: ew imageless char |
20:13.38 | Xho | dat hivemind |
20:14.35 | Hachiman | "There appears to be no sexual dimorphism in Tastgaris (in fact, Tastgaris appear to be genderless), and due to the deformities of their kind, methods of reproduction do not appear to exist, and therefore the multiplying presence of their kind is a phenomenon." |
20:14.47 | Hachiman | 0/10 no sexy /fit/ Tastgaris women |
20:15.02 | Xho | Arcturus - to the void with you |
20:15.27 | OluapPlaying | dere i quoted |
20:16.07 | Xho | Tastgaris - get eeten |
20:16.10 | Imperios | Speaking of Inquisitors and /fit/ |
20:17.02 | Imperios | Discussions on 2ch's /fs/ made me wonder how Javina fights and what sort of physique does she has |
20:17.26 | Hachiman | I imagine Javina being quite toned and muscular |
20:17.33 | Hachiman | Not disgustingly so though |
20:17.40 | Imperios | Since she's like the only named non-supernatural female fighter in the fantasyverse I ought to kind of portray her realistically |
20:18.57 | Imperios | Then there was that guy who said that women can't fight for shit and even a moderately sized man could easily defeat a well trained woman in combat |
20:19.11 | Imperios | And that women cannot be mages because women are too stupid to learn |
20:19.33 | Imperios | Welcome to 2ch, where every board is /pol/, except for /pol/ which is super-liberal |
20:19.34 | Hachiman | What the fuck |
20:20.38 | Imperios | "WOMEN ARE NOT MEANT FOR FIGHTING, THEIR MUSCULATURE IS DIFFERENT, THEY ARE MORE LIMBER, WHICH IS PERFECT FOR RIDING BIG BLACK COCKS" |
20:20.43 | Imperios | ^What he actually said |
20:20.48 | Imperios | Welcome to Russia |
20:21.12 | Hachiman | I envision Javina having stuff like abs and other musculature |
20:21.24 | Hachiman | As would most male and female Inquisitors I suppose |
20:21.33 | Imperios | Well she is a fucking Inquisitor |
20:21.42 | Imperios | She should be pretty buff |
20:22.56 | Hachiman | And then he died |
20:23.08 | Hachiman | Xho: Nice work on the Tastgaris, need 2 use dese in fic tho |
20:23.27 | Xho | I have some idea |
20:24.06 | Hachiman | There needs to be at least one fight between a Tastgaris Gargantuan and some form of golem mech thing |
20:24.52 | Hachiman | Fantasyverse needs more golems and mechs in general actually hur |
20:42.58 | Hachiman | Xho: http://static.giantbomb.com/uploads/ignore_jpg_scale_super/5/57577/2572212-2149399818-57rfc.gif |
20:43.41 | Xho | DED |
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20:45.39 | Hachiman | "Weâre going to help developing nations deal with drought by submerging them under the ocean" - an article by Frankie Boyle |
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21:14.52 | drom | Technobliterator: Whooo! Let's parteh! http://i.imgur.com/68yTE6A.png |
21:15.06 | Technobliterator | nj |
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21:19.02 | DrodoEmpire | Hi everyone |
21:19.22 | Ghelae | Hello. |
21:20.40 | drom | Technobliterator: Heck, I don't even know what to do next! |
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21:24.04 | drom | Anyone has got a suggestion on what to do with this fresh Mediawiki installation I set up? |
21:24.47 | Vincent20100 | What drom? |
21:24.56 | drom | https://youtu.be/avSJaj9fc-Q |
21:24.58 | drom | ops |
21:25.08 | drom | Vincent20100: http://i.imgur.com/68yTE6A.png |
21:26.53 | Xho | http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/b/b0/OverlordKygulus.png/revision/latest?cb=20151201212456 Angry mutant |
21:32.52 | Hachiman | Jesus |
21:32.56 | Hachiman | That's pretty good |
21:33.00 | Hachiman | And terrifying hur |
21:36.02 | drom | Technobliterator: Taking babi steps http://i.imgur.com/Ru1Y253.png |
21:40.24 | AGrayCat | I'll be back tomorrow morning guys. |
21:40.29 | AGrayCat | Good night. |
21:50.27 | drom | Ah, I got the urls figured out, they now behave much like how they do on Wikipedia, other Mediawiki sites and - ugh - Wikia. |
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21:57.11 | Wormy_ | hi |
21:57.54 | Hachiman | Hi |
21:58.02 | drom | Hello |
21:58.15 | drom | Wormy_: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vck7uR6W3dU |
21:59.52 | Xho | floof |
22:01.08 | Wormy_ | lovely |
22:01.47 | drom | Xho: Let's see if you can handle this much floof http://i.imgur.com/1kaSKdw.webm |
22:02.05 | Xho | Is that in Japan by any chance |
22:02.25 | drom | Yes |
22:02.40 | Xho | #calledit |
22:02.47 | drom | something Fox Village to be more precise |
22:03.21 | Hachiman | Those black white-tailed foxes though |
22:03.45 | drom | Those are silver foxes, a color morph of red foxes |
22:04.21 | drom | Xho: Their website is here though: http://fox-info.net/ fully japanese as I am aware of |
22:05.07 | Wormy_ | They look a bit fat to me |
22:05.50 | drom | They are well-fed and winter-coated. |
22:06.37 | Wormy_ | then again, people say me whippet is fat because you can't see his last three ribs, he looks like a slimbo to me |
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22:07.00 | drom | Hachiman: There are lot more of color morphes, more than half of them have occured among captivity specimens. http://livingwithfoxes.weebly.com/colour-morphs.html |
22:07.02 | Wormy_ | people expect pedigree standards i guess |
22:08.58 | Xho | kitsune shashinkan |
22:09.04 | Xho | That's Fox Photo Studio |
22:09.14 | Xho | Or Fox Gallery I guess |
22:09.51 | drom | Xho: Oh well. Found the the location anyway. http://en.japantravel.com/view/zao-fox-village |
22:10.21 | drom | Zao Fox Village, is the name. I believe that's the right one. |
22:11.57 | drom | Help, I cannot help but to think that people are starting to think that I'm kind of a furry freak. |
22:14.27 | Xho | Hachiman: http://images.asos-media.com/inv/media/4/9/2/2/5662294/black/image1xxl.jpg WHAT ARE THOOOOOSE |
22:14.40 | Hachiman | What the fuck |
22:15.46 | drom | Xho Hachiman: Why not Zoidberg? http://i.imgur.com/SdcoAEP.jpg |
22:16.06 | Xho | hoh |
22:16.28 | Hachiman | hur |
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22:19.18 | Xho | https://www.facebook.com/toomanyts/videos/1053160061371519/ Nu and Mu |
22:22.11 | drom | oh buddy, thanks for a good evening |
22:22.19 | drom | gotta buzz off |
22:22.55 | Hachiman | Ohgod that vid |
22:22.59 | Hachiman | That's too fucking good |
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22:25.46 | Xho | "Eiffel Tower Goes Green to Tackle Climate Change" |
22:26.04 | Xho | Surely if you wanted to tackle climate change you wouldn't light up the damn thing in the first place |
22:26.35 | Hachiman | hur |
22:26.59 | Hachiman | At this point I am fairly certain that Earth is in an irreparable state |
22:27.11 | Xho | More or less |
22:29.58 | Xho | "Roses are red violets are gorgeous never sneak up on oscar pistorious" |
22:30.47 | Hachiman | olol |
22:30.54 | Xho | Would help if the quote was spelt correctly |
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22:31.04 | Hachiman | "So I was just having sex with my girl and she kept shouting another guy's name. I was totally broken. Like seriously who the fuck is "rape"?" |
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22:32.23 | Xho | I saw that comment somewhere |
22:32.27 | Xho | Cringe Channel I think |
22:32.40 | Hachiman | Yeah |
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22:33.45 | Wormy_ | My browsers keep freezing and then I get a no internet message |
22:34.27 | Hachiman | Have you tried turning it off and on again |
22:34.31 | Wormy_ | yep |
22:34.51 | Wormy_ | tried restarting both computer and the hub |
22:35.00 | Xho | https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/12341433_940131479414776_5182585788880511245_n.jpg?oh=47c4820a4c80b83b6a18ad2c107785aa&oe=56EB7052 |
22:35.02 | Wormy_ | tried antivirus check |
22:35.18 | Wormy_ | tried to diagnose the preoblem |
22:35.24 | Wormy_ | checked my browsers were updated |
22:35.56 | Wormy_ | checked there wasn't a huge amount of information being sent from my computer as if it had been hacked into |
22:36.28 | Wormy_ | all the other computers / devices remain connected |
22:36.42 | Wormy_ | I did do a windows update and I think it is the damn cause |
22:37.40 | Tek0516 | Damnit. Fire alarm. |
22:37.54 | Wormy_ | Not enough diversity in that picture Xho |
22:38.14 | Xho | godfuckingdammit |
22:38.16 | Wormy_ | There should be red lasers too you know |
22:39.00 | Hachiman | #RedLasersMatter |
22:39.33 | Wormy_ | You can't say red! You will never understand their problem. |
22:41.12 | DrodoEmpire | http://cdn.makeagif.com/media/8-17-2015/KAJCag.gif |
22:42.46 | Xho | lel |
22:43.36 | Tek0516 | Damn its cold |
22:44.36 | Xho | It's stupidly mild here for this time of year |
22:44.54 | Xho | 12 C at 22:44 |
22:45.10 | Tek0516 | It's -8 with the windchill here, and there's a misty rain too |
22:46.45 | Tek0516 | And I'm kicked out of my building because the fire alarms are going off |
22:47.45 | Xho | Have fun |
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22:48.46 | Tek0516 | Ooh, one of the trucks is leaving |
22:48.55 | Wormy__ | Xho, Ghelae, Hachiman: I laughed out loud at this. Typical Dorset https://youtu.be/RMpMxaX3Kdg?t=3m56s Typical Dorset |
22:49.35 | Xho | The heck |
22:50.00 | Tek0516 | Since we're a university we always get several fire trucks if the alarm goes off. |
22:50.56 | Wormy__ | Never had it go off at UoL but at Confetti usually not because some student pulled the fire alarm |
22:51.48 | Tek0516 | This is the second or third time it's happened in my building this semester |
22:54.04 | Hachiman | Xho: http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/042/944/011.gif |
22:54.17 | Tek0516 | I've also been kicked out of the cafeteria twice during a meal for a fire alarm. |
22:54.40 | Xho | Hachiman: Screen's too big for me to make sense of that |
22:54.44 | Wormy__ | I brought my meal with me hur |
22:54.59 | Hachiman | Look like dead near the centre |
22:55.00 | Wormy__ | It was in a polystyrene thing though |
22:55.29 | Tek0516 | Wormy_: Yeah, this is a cafeteria with actual plates and such. |
22:55.52 | Xho | I can't make out what it is though |
22:56.01 | Hachiman | It's John Travolta hur |
22:56.13 | Wormy__ | xhos not up to date with the current dank memes |
22:56.21 | Hachiman | https://k30.kn3.net/E/A/A/5/9/7/6D7.gif |
22:56.42 | Hachiman | http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/047/556/eff.gif |
22:57.12 | Wormy__ | What the hell was C3PO doing in the first second or so |
22:57.19 | Hachiman | https://media.giphy.com/media/l0OWjPY0XtXEgyNgI/giphy.gif |
22:57.37 | Hachiman | http://zippy.gfycat.com/WhichGloomyGaur.gif |
22:57.49 | Tek0516 | Where is that thing even from? |
22:58.00 | Hachiman | Pulp Fiction hur |
22:58.28 | Hachiman | It's my favourite thing right now |
22:59.30 | DrodoEmpire | Yeah its funny |
22:59.40 | Tek0516 | Never seen it |
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23:03.00 | Hachiman | http://fat.gfycat.com/DemandingElementaryEquestrian.gif |
23:04.29 | DrodoEmpire | "This new Bethesda game... Dunno about the setting" |
23:05.57 | Hachiman | http://s01.yapfiles.ru/files/1316501/1447485368_521220901.gif One of the best so far |
23:06.48 | Xho | Oh wow |
23:09.27 | Xho | So I just saw a picture of a person who I thought was quite attractive |
23:09.29 | Xho | Turns out it was a guy |
23:09.31 | Xho | I'm going to bed |
23:10.06 | Wormy__ | oh my |
23:10.17 | Xho | The world needs a reset |
23:10.20 | Xho | Like right now |
23:10.27 | DrodoEmpire | hur |
23:10.37 | Hachiman | Xho just got |
23:10.38 | Hachiman | Trapped |
23:11.24 | Xho | https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/12308316_1651453458436466_2664628335964892873_n.png?oh=aa1920a20f2ca0797438af2d16606d28&oe=56F919B4 |
23:12.21 | Hachiman | Fucking kek |
23:14.53 | Xho | Man I don't need that kind of shit |
23:15.44 | Wormy__ | http://imgur.com/gallery/yVBsvWl |
23:16.33 | Hachiman | I fucking love that anime hur |
23:18.34 | Xho | "I think what works for these anime gifs is that I never know what the source or context is, but never need to question it" |
23:18.43 | Wormy__ | http://imgur.com/gallery/bKlrlXL |
23:19.58 | Wormy__ | ayyy http://imgur.com/gallery/bKlrlXL |
23:21.08 | Hachiman | Xho: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oaNouzMDm_U So Bone Tomahawk looks like your kind of movie |
23:22.33 | Xho | I think he might be dead |
23:22.47 | Hachiman | I can imagine Neva and/or Skaurovirn doing this |
23:23.18 | Xho | Néva definitely |
23:23.23 | Xho | Skaurovirn would be worse |
23:23.50 | Xho | http://i.imgur.com/N0ccFJg.webm Also this one actually made me laugh |
23:24.13 | Hachiman | hur |
23:25.29 | Xho | But yeah the Néva are a literal bunch of savages so scalping, flaying, mutilating and cannibalising is all on their agenda |
23:26.19 | Xho | Those are usually execution tactics |
23:26.26 | Xho | Skaurovirn would do that for entertainment |
23:26.45 | Wormy__ | Hachiman, Xho: http://imgur.com/gallery/DaGBc84 |
23:26.58 | Xho | Skaurovirn subscribe to the "let the flesh eating bugs slowly eat you alive" kind of killing |
23:27.26 | Xho | Or throw you into a chasm so deep no one can figure out how big it is |
23:27.27 | Hachiman | Sounds like inspiration taken from Cannibal Holocaust hur |
23:28.10 | Xho | "the pig says america, the track suit pants say russia. cant decide which" |
23:29.10 | Hachiman | hur |
23:29.16 | Hachiman | But Jesus that pig is huge |
23:29.35 | Xho | The Néva are sort of inspired by inuits and Native Americans so one can draw some similarities between the two |
23:29.38 | Xho | Yeah that's a sow |
23:30.57 | Wormy__ | oh god http://imgur.com/gallery/UCqOa29 |
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23:39.27 | Hachiman | I suddenly have an urge to look up Mongolian torture methods |
23:39.55 | Hachiman | I remember from Night at the Museum that supposedly one such means of execution and torture was pulling a person's appendages from their body by hand |
23:40.05 | DrodoEmpire | Yeah |
23:40.11 | DrodoEmpire | Pretty sure I already mentioned this |
23:40.26 | Hachiman | I don't recall hur |
23:40.32 | DrodoEmpire | No no |
23:40.38 | DrodoEmpire | The following |
23:40.48 | DrodoEmpire | But it was considered inappropriate for a noble to be executed with a method that made them shed blood |
23:41.00 | DrodoEmpire | So that opened the door for some pretty nasty stuff. :p |
23:41.09 | Hachiman | Ah right yeah now I remember |
23:41.14 | Hachiman | Back-breaking, carpet kicking |
23:41.18 | DrodoEmpire | ^ |
23:41.35 | Xho | searches carpet-kicking |
23:41.43 | Xho | Absolutely nothing pertaining to execution |
23:41.44 | DrodoEmpire | Or, in one case in russia, having an entire building built on top of you. :p |
23:41.47 | DrodoEmpire | Basically |
23:42.00 | DrodoEmpire | The mongols would roll you up into a carpet and kick you to death |
23:42.10 | Xho | Oh right that simple |
23:42.48 | Wormy__ | children were buried alive in bridges for good luck |
23:42.55 | DrodoEmpire | ^ |
23:43.22 | Hachiman | I will never not feel unnerved by the concept of impalement |
23:43.34 | Hachiman | As in, vertical impalement from anus through to the mouth |
23:43.59 | Xho | Hm |
23:44.00 | DrodoEmpire | Yeah |
23:44.29 | Wormy__ | Being boiled or fried alive. I think ivan the Terrible executed whole villages in giant pans. |
23:46.14 | DrodoEmpire | Yeah |
23:48.24 | Xho | There's a character in Homer's Odyssey called Melanthius |
23:48.58 | Xho | He gets killed at the end by having his nose and ears chopped off, then having his balls ripped off and fed to the dogs, and then his hands and feet |
23:49.24 | Hachiman | I was never taught about that in school |
23:50.40 | Xho | cuz it was in college |
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23:52.10 | Xho | There's a character also in the Aeneid called Mezentius of whose favourite method of execution was tying people to corpses and making them suffocate in the putrifaction |
23:52.33 | Xho | Bloody Etruscans |
23:53.19 | Hachiman | Fucking ew |
23:53.32 | Hachiman | No wonder the Romans made sure that their language was lost |
23:56.07 | Xho | The Ancient Egyptians weren't so inventive though |
23:56.23 | Xho | Drowning in the Nile was about the most creative they got |
23:58.05 | Xho | Though there was a theory of a man named Pentawer who was the son of Ramesses III |
23:58.21 | Xho | Though it's been debunked they thought in the way he was mummified he may have been buried alive |
23:58.37 | Hachiman | Ouch |
23:59.22 | Wormy__ | I think the British tied people to cannons before firing them causing guts to go flying everywhere |
23:59.51 | Xho | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pentawer There's a page on him actually |