| 00:00.09 | Hachiman | I remember at least one was told to have eaten a human child once |
| 00:10.11 | DrodoEmpire | test |
| 00:15.00 | Wormydroid | Easily |
| 00:15.34 | Wormydroid | I remember one episode a man was drowned by a fish dragging him down. Whether it ate himI dont know |
| 00:16.21 | Wormydroid | Or, when a bride and groom went to a shallow lake for some romance and the bride was taken |
| 00:17.27 | Hachiman | Aye I remember that |
| 00:17.29 | Wormydroid | For a fishing show I admire the program's ability to reach out to audiences who aren't into fishibg |
| 00:17.33 | Hachiman | Some of those tales are grim |
| 00:18.09 | Hachiman | Even if some of them are not so believable as others, you have to admire how terrifying they are in essence |
| 00:20.55 | Wormydroid | Yeah, I couldn't help but wonder if the bride one, was actually murder |
| 00:22.30 | Wormydroid | The lamprey one was good. not as deadly as the other fish, but certainly don't want to be bitten by one |
| 00:23.40 | OluapPlayer | Lampreys are the worst thing ever |
| 00:27.35 | drom | GTA:MP b ded |
| 00:27.36 | drom | https://gta-mp.net/ |
| 00:33.18 | Wormydroid | Gives Oluap Lamprey disease |
| 00:33.42 | Wormydroid | Sern that meme with Lamprey jaws photoshopped onto skin? |
| 00:33.59 | Hachiman | I vaguely remember something like that |
| 00:35.38 | OluapPlayer | Good lord why would someone do that |
| 00:36.51 | Monet | It's the internet. |
| 00:37.12 | drom | I think I've seen |
| 00:37.40 | drom | That huge lamprey impaled on a stick though |
| 00:38.31 | Hachiman | Yeah |
| 00:39.40 | Wormydroid | You usually see Lamprey disease on viral clickbait |
| 00:40.24 | drom | Tek0516 Technobliterator: https://www.humankode.com/security/how-a-bug-in-visual-studio-2015-exposed-my-source-code-on-github-and-cost-me-6500-in-a-few-hours |
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| 00:42.00 | GD12 | hey |
| 00:42.17 | drom | Hey, GD12 |
| 00:42.29 | drom | Too bad that you just came on as I was about to get to bed |
| 00:49.17 | Wormydroid | Hi |
| 00:49.31 | Wormydroid | Y sleep |
| 00:54.16 | DrodoEmpire | be back in a bit |
| 00:58.42 | Wormydroid | I hate toe cramp |
| 01:00.15 | drom | Wormydroid: Try ingrown toe nails |
| 01:03.37 | Wormydroid | Dont let mine ingrow |
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| 07:45.55 | ImpyDroid | hi |
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| 10:20.39 | ImpyDroid | Ghelae Liquid_Ink: I just thought of somrthing |
| 10:20.55 | Ghelae | Oh? |
| 10:21.08 | Liquid_Ink | Tell us of this somrthing. |
| 10:21.26 | ImpyDroid | That somrthing is this: |
| 10:22.17 | ImpyDroid | Since the Fantasy Universe is, well, fantasy, why are we using modern-day flags for the nations and not coats of arms or something? |
| 10:22.36 | ImpyDroid | We could draw some old-fashioned medieval heraldry |
| 10:23.10 | Liquid_Ink | I've been trying |
| 10:23.19 | Liquid_Ink | But I'm not overly good at it. |
| 10:23.42 | Liquid_Ink | http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/1/1a/VermiteMatriarchy.png/revision/latest?cb=20140325203943 |
| 10:25.35 | Ghelae | So the answers to your question are presumably a) difficulity and possibly b) lack of awareness of how important coats of arms used to be. |
| 10:25.43 | Ghelae | It's certainly something that could be done. |
| 10:25.44 | ImpyDroid | That's a bit too neon for medieval heraldry but it kinda fits |
| 10:25.58 | Liquid_Ink | [20:23] <Liquid_Ink> But I'm not overly good at it. |
| 10:26.32 | ImpyDroid | hur |
| 10:31.42 | ImpyDroid | Now I wonder what kind of heraldic animals and symbols would elves have |
| 10:32.00 | Liquid_Ink | Pointy ears |
| 10:33.23 | Ghelae | This raises the question of whether there would be heraldric creatures in the fantasyverse that don't actually exist on Koldenwelt. |
| 10:33.26 | ImpyDroid | the whole coat of arms is just a huge triangle |
| 10:34.45 | Liquid_Ink | That is a serious problem |
| 10:35.03 | ImpyDroid | Considering that many fantastic beasts were just exotic animals reinterpreted by people who did not see them |
| 10:35.26 | ImpyDroid | Maybe these could be just normal Koldenwelti creatures drawn weirdly |
| 10:37.59 | Ghelae | Perhaps fantasyverse creatures that are based on real-world mythology can get reinterpreted into those real-world forms. So for example, Theriocephali are imagined to be sewn-together half-beast half-deiwos rather than the more seamless combination they really are. |
| 10:38.31 | Ghelae | And Phoenixes become glowy burning eagle-like birds rather than humanoid avians. |
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| 11:10.16 | ImpyDroid | Hi |
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| 11:43.24 | ImpyDroid | OluapPlayer: I thought of making actual medieval-esque coats of arms for Fantasyverse empires |
| 11:43.49 | ImpyDroid | Since flags as symbols only became prominent during the Age of Sail |
| 11:44.33 | OluapPlayer | Right |
| 11:45.53 | ImpyDroid | https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e8/Lesser_CoA_of_the_empire_of_Russia.svg/800px-Lesser_CoA_of_the_empire_of_Russia.svg.png That kind of thing |
| 11:46.01 | ImpyDroid | Not as fancy but something like this |
| 11:46.13 | OluapPlayer | If you want, go ahead |
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| 12:37.52 | AdmiralPanda | hi all |
| 12:38.30 | OluapPlayer | Hi |
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| 13:07.46 | Hachiman | BIG TITTY GHOST BITCHES |
| 13:07.54 | OluapPlayer | y |
| 13:07.57 | Hachiman | cus |
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| 14:00.31 | Ghelae | Hello. |
| 14:01.20 | Hachiman | Hi |
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| 15:01.21 | Jepardi | Hi |
| 15:02.34 | Ghelae | Hello. |
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| 16:51.30 | Xho | THE FALLOUT 4 HYPE TRAIN IS HERE |
| 16:51.44 | Xho | Though I am apprehensive as to whether it will work |
| 16:52.11 | OluapPlayer | spu |
| 16:52.22 | Xho | u |
| 16:57.59 | Xho | Nothing downloads - > Steam update |
| 16:58.01 | Xho | CUNTING STEAM |
| 16:58.05 | Xho | I WANT FALLOUT 4 NOW |
| 16:59.14 | Xho | I'm additionally enraged that Team Fortress 2 is the top in the queue for updates |
| 17:00.55 | OluapPlayer | You know you can just pause everything else right |
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| 17:01.47 | Xho | Steam doesn't appear to like that on my computer |
| 17:01.59 | Hachiman | I wonder if I can eat an entire mince pie in one gi |
| 17:02.01 | Hachiman | go even |
| 17:02.03 | Hachiman | Hai Xho |
| 17:02.04 | Xho | Oh god I have to wait another 20 minutes for this game |
| 17:02.05 | Xho | Hi |
| 17:02.33 | Xho | Why do I have to unpack this game |
| 17:03.19 | Hachiman | https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xta1/v/t1.0-9/12195926_1645480509033761_4062189521990422528_n.png?oh=ed07c60c741f3b95c7ff9e76593803f2&oe=56C0D0C7 He's an alpha male |
| 17:03.55 | Xho | http://reactionimage.org/img/gallery/1886670033.jpg |
| 17:04.19 | Hachiman | https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/12227722_1709116169323549_5952326545125372509_n.jpg?oh=f00e0b4c443f9a0d6db02b00c9cb55b1&oe=56F8B90D |
| 17:04.45 | Xho | Crazy disk usage at m |
| 17:04.47 | Hachiman | "He's not even beta, this guy is a gamma" |
| 17:04.50 | Xho | Surprised my computer isn't dead |
| 17:05.13 | Hachiman | Xho: http://41.media.tumblr.com/64da6492362820de90c567fe79ac0d68/tumblr_nxkwqy7gC41s5wvjuo1_1280.png |
| 17:05.30 | Xho | Orgasmo |
| 17:06.25 | OluapPlayer | That is real btw |
| 17:06.40 | Xho | Jesus Christ |
| 17:07.05 | Hachiman | "Can't wait for I'm A Celebrity, nothing says it's Christmas more than someone eating kangaroo bollocks" |
| 17:07.31 | OluapPlayer | I'm more amused by the fact they had to make voice lines for every one of these |
| 17:07.38 | OluapPlayer | bethesdapriorities.jpg |
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| 17:09.24 | Hachiman | Hai Imp |
| 17:09.27 | Hachiman | HYSTERIA NOW PLS |
| 17:12.03 | Xho | 38 mb/s disk usage |
| 17:12.08 | Xho | get fukd im fallout 4'in |
| 17:12.27 | Xho | You can use my characters if you want |
| 17:14.14 | Hachiman | non |
| 17:15.58 | Xho | then take ur broke ass home nigga |
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| 17:20.03 | Wormy_ | Hihi |
| 17:20.05 | Ghelae | Hello. |
| 17:20.39 | Wormy_ | Stupid captcha asks for steet signs while there are none |
| 17:22.09 | Ghelae | I've started writing the story that introduces the Girdo Empire to the SporeWikiverse, as a prelude to their participation in the War of Ages rewrite. |
| 17:23.17 | Ghelae | First of all, I should let you know that this will have to include a modified version of our original Girdo-DCP first contact. |
| 17:24.23 | Wormy_ | I was about to ask about that |
| 17:24.50 | Wormy_ | It nearly ended with the DCP firing on the Girdo for violating their space, I recall |
| 17:24.59 | Ghelae | Secondly - and this isn't just directed to Wormy - I'm wondering whether this should be a subpage of the War of Ages or left on its own. I've so far typed it out as the latter, but then most of the actual War story would be on a page where it fits in with the rest of the conflict. |
| 17:25.41 | Ghelae | Yes. In fact, it nearly *started* with the DCP firing on the Girdo for violating their space (which would also have ended it very quickly). |
| 17:26.32 | Wormy_ | I'd assume in detail, go for the latter. In the olden days it might have gone straight on the War of Ages page. But some important details could be added as a paragraph for the Girdo's participation. |
| 17:27.10 | Charles_Bot | French diplomacy at work: http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction_talk:Nomatari_Sovereignty |
| 17:28.05 | Hachiman | Oh wait shit I forgot, we cannot do Hysteria until next Monday |
| 17:28.14 | Hachiman | Oluap's got a major homework ass to do |
| 17:29.27 | OluapPlayer | Yes, yes he does |
| 17:29.30 | Wormy_ | Hopefully I can get some GXS stuff done this week |
| 17:29.38 | OluapPlayer | Plus Imp said he's unavailable for fiction until the weekend |
| 17:29.56 | Wormy_ | And on top of that, start re-writing Manifold Bees |
| 17:30.29 | Charles_Bot | That'd be cool! What'd you think of my attempt to woo the NS back over? |
| 17:30.42 | Wormy_ | On unfortunately I'm starting to not feel very well. |
| 17:35.01 | Wormy_ | My browser is not loading SporeWiki right now. |
| 17:37.06 | Ghelae | Charles_Bot: Flattery. Promises of great rewards if the NS does what France wants. Comments that things are likely to go badly if it doesn't. I think France has got all the major bases of persuasion covered. |
| 17:37.34 | Wormy_ | test |
| 17:37.43 | Charles_Bot | ;) |
| 17:38.30 | Charles_Bot | Getting the NS to do what it wants without lifting a finger |
| 17:38.44 | Charles_Bot | (Hopefully) |
| 18:02.49 | Hachiman | https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/12096352_1702495696639349_4049282026714264452_n.jpg?oh=f4d482713ab75ab2f83ad4177dd9b477&oe=56BA722C |
| 18:07.54 | Technobliterator | reminds me, I should write that Cianju Alliance prologue now... |
| 18:11.01 | Technobliterator | or, before the end of the day |
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| 18:15.56 | drom | Xho: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ga_nIY_KqnQ |
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| 18:16.28 | Wormy_ | <PROTECTED> |
| 18:17.31 | Technobliterator | hm |
| 18:17.59 | Technobliterator | Xho, you mind if I rewrite the Cianju Alliance page and move the original to a /Original? you can change stuff if you want |
| 18:18.10 | Technobliterator | and Val can if he comes back this summer again |
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| 18:19.20 | Wormy_ | <PROTECTED> |
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| 18:25.02 | Technobliterator | Pfft |
| 18:25.03 | Technobliterator | who does |
| 18:25.37 | Wormy_ | These privileged student activists seem to, but may not realise it |
| 18:25.45 | drom | Xho: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeaW1hBJBXM |
| 18:28.01 | Wormy_ | I mean, I'm not against what they believe in. Nobody should be intimidated or discriminated against; and tuition fees especially in America are high, you can't blame them wanting to be consumers who get the best out of their parent's money |
| 18:28.41 | Wormy_ | But this ideology has descended into something that scares me |
| 18:29.10 | Technobliterator | OluapPlayer, http://kotaku.com/metal-gear-solid-v-patch-allows-players-to-recruit-an-o-1741707623?utm_campaign=Socialflow_Kotaku_Facebook&utm_source=Kotaku_Facebook&utm_medium=Socialflow !!! |
| 18:29.23 | Technobliterator | yeah I know it's Kotaku but still |
| 18:29.24 | Technobliterator | !!!! |
| 18:29.27 | Wormy_ | I think I'm too individualist to understand it |
| 18:29.28 | OluapPlayer | I'm aware |
| 18:29.36 | Technobliterator | This pleases me |
| 18:29.43 | Technobliterator | I can now play the game again |
| 18:29.45 | Technobliterator | woooo |
| 18:29.56 | OluapPlayer | That made you stop playing? |
| 18:30.00 | Wormy_ | Not to say I am right wing - certainly not, but I can certainly say I'm not a far leftie either |
| 18:30.23 | Technobliterator | Well, not quite |
| 18:30.38 | Technobliterator | I completed the Truth Ending, but not having Quiet meant I didn't want to 100% the game |
| 18:30.52 | Technobliterator | because she's my most powerful Buddy |
| 18:31.57 | Technobliterator | Wormy_, I don't personally like identifying anywhere on the spectrum. You get morons everywhere |
| 18:32.18 | Wormy_ | That's true |
| 18:33.15 | Wormy_ | <PROTECTED> |
| 18:33.22 | Wormy_ | Its funny |
| 18:33.52 | Wormy_ | I can't find what camp where I truly belong |
| 18:34.36 | Wormy_ | But I do favour an Open Society, a concept created to unite the differing types of democracy, like liberalism, conservatism and social democracy together |
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| 18:36.01 | drom | Xho: http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/033/979/dd3.png |
| 18:36.19 | Wormy_ | <PROTECTED> |
| 18:36.22 | Hachiman | "If you can't wake up from the nightmare, maybe you're not asleep." |
| 18:36.42 | Hachiman | Fuck the Conservatives |
| 18:36.45 | Wormy_ | <PROTECTED> |
| 18:37.22 | Wormy_ | <PROTECTED> |
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| 18:39.28 | Wormy_ | <PROTECTED> |
| 18:39.41 | Wormy_ | *unregulated |
| 18:40.10 | Wormy_ | Sorry I'm ranting about boring politics |
| 18:40.48 | Wormy_ | <PROTECTED> |
| 18:43.22 | Imperios | What do you mean Margaret Thatcher had her own coat of arms |
| 18:43.27 | Imperios | https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/2b/Coat_of_Arms_of_Margaret_Thatcher%2C_The_Baroness_Thatcher_%281995%E2%80%932013%29.svg/1024px-Coat_of_Arms_of_Margaret_Thatcher%2C_The_Baroness_Thatcher_%281995%E2%80%932013%29.svg.png That looks fanc |
| 18:43.28 | Imperios | fancy |
| 18:44.22 | Hachiman | As much as I admire Thatcher's confidence, I do not value her actual policies |
| 18:45.34 | Imperios | She'd fit in our country right in |
| 18:45.36 | Imperios | Yours, though |
| 18:47.59 | Hachiman | You know, I await the day that the UK ends up with a Muslim PM and the country goes wild |
| 18:48.37 | Imperios | Well |
| 18:48.47 | Imperios | We had our minority rulers and I wouldn't say they were incompetent |
| 18:48.54 | Imperios | Psychotic, yes |
| 18:49.02 | Imperios | Incompetent, no |
| 18:49.13 | Imperios | So not sure how that'd be different |
| 18:49.21 | Imperios | You had a Jew for a PM anyway |
| 18:49.36 | Hachiman | We did? |
| 18:49.36 | Imperios | And that was pretty much your apex of power |
| 18:49.39 | Imperios | Yes |
| 18:49.54 | Imperios | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benjamin_Disraeli Oy vey, blimey |
| 18:49.58 | Technobliterator | luckily Captain:The Valader isn't that bad |
| 18:50.09 | Technobliterator | I think it could do with more info, but I can't be bothered to do that |
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| 18:50.17 | Technobliterator | Xho can do it :c |
| 18:50.30 | Hachiman | Huh |
| 18:50.35 | Hachiman | I never knew of Benjamin Disraeli |
| 18:50.45 | Imperios | I thought he was a prominent Victorian politician |
| 18:51.10 | Hachiman | They do not teach us much about the British Empire and such in history at secondary schools |
| 18:51.52 | Imperios | Really? |
| 18:51.54 | Imperios | I am surprised |
| 18:52.03 | Imperios | What do they teach you about then? |
| 18:52.05 | Hachiman | They only really teach us about slavery as far as I can remember |
| 18:52.43 | Imperios | Well so do our teachers |
| 18:52.47 | Hachiman | And the effects and customs of the slave trade, maybe some innovators of the Industrial Revolution |
| 18:53.05 | Imperios | But we are also kinda taught how we conquered half of the world along the way |
| 18:53.09 | Hachiman | Also some prominent Victorian celebrities that I cannot entirely remember |
| 18:54.06 | Hachiman | So yeah, I was never that clued up about the British Empire in school |
| 18:54.38 | Hachiman | I have a feeling that the education system wants to keep children and teenagers stupid |
| 18:54.41 | Imperios | We have two school years dedicated to the 20th century and the USSR alone |
| 18:55.00 | Imperios | And, I think, three school years dedicated to the Russian Empire |
| 18:55.01 | Hachiman | And reserve actual intellectual education to students in private schools |
| 18:56.32 | Imperios | Hm |
| 18:56.37 | Wormy_away | Hachi is right |
| 18:56.42 | Imperios | Just curious |
| 18:56.43 | Hachiman | So students from rich families that can afford private education get access to actual education beyond the public curriculum while public students are kept stupid |
| 18:56.58 | Hachiman | Which ensures the class system is not compromised |
| 18:57.10 | Imperios | Huh, same thing here |
| 18:57.12 | Imperios | Well, sort of |
| 18:57.27 | Imperios | Here it is more equal |
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| 18:57.34 | Imperios | Because everyone recieves the equally shitty education |
| 18:57.38 | Technobliterator | I'm going need Cyrannian for something |
| 18:57.48 | Wormy_away | Oxford and Cambridge universties were the *only two* excused from the new extremists policy (whatever its called), because their students were deemed clever enough to be able to study controvertial ideas |
| 18:57.55 | Imperios | As a person who studied both in private and public schools, I can say that here the only difference is how the teachers treat you |
| 18:57.58 | Wormy_away | PREVENT, I think |
| 18:58.03 | Imperios | The quality of education everywhere is equally low |
| 18:58.34 | Imperios | Hm, just curious |
| 18:58.47 | Imperios | How much time is dedicated in your history classes to English and British history in particular? |
| 18:58.51 | Imperios | Compared to world history |
| 18:59.23 | Hachiman | From a public education standpoint, it's iffy |
| 18:59.29 | Wormy_away | A student in one university was actually arrested and inspected because he was reading a book about terrorism *in the university library*, he was studying anti-terrorism and thought he was being tested by a peer. |
| 19:00.08 | Hachiman | We learn a lot about foreign history and culture yet not much stuff about important figures in our own history besides pre-Victorian monarchs |
| 19:00.27 | Hachiman | We learn about the people going through WW2 rather than the people actually involved in it on the British side |
| 19:00.37 | Wormy_away | Imperios: I was taught alot about the Roman occupation of Britain, a little about the Saxon and Viking age, and then the Tudor age. I learned only little about WW1 & 2 |
| 19:01.32 | Imperios | Huh |
| 19:01.50 | Wormy_away | Didn't learn anything about the history of other nations |
| 19:01.58 | Imperios | After the first history class which touches everything up to the fall of the Roman Empire |
| 19:02.14 | Imperios | Here history pretty much splits into half |
| 19:02.20 | Imperios | World history and Russian history |
| 19:02.27 | Wormy_away | My school rarely taught science either. Mostly English and maths, a bit of IT. |
| 19:02.28 | Hachiman | Oh yeah, the Romans and the Tudors are a prominent thing in our history |
| 19:02.29 | Imperios | So we spend half of the year studying what happened in the world |
| 19:02.44 | Imperios | And then the other half studying what Russia did during that time |
| 19:02.58 | Imperios | Which is mostly conquering everyone else |
| 19:03.00 | Wormy_away | That sounds like an interesting model |
| 19:03.51 | Wormy_away | The thing is, Brits are only secretly proud of the Empire (and they are... The Falklands War rallied millions into somekind of almost religious ferver for power expression) |
| 19:04.14 | Wormy_away | But on the outside, feel bad about it |
| 19:04.49 | Wormy_away | Politicians have learned that they can stir that when they want, but its a powerful "tonic" which they can't control and comes back to bite them |
| 19:04.49 | Imperios | I do not really understand why you do that |
| 19:04.54 | Hachiman | A lot of us feel the same way about the British Empire as Germans do about the Nazis |
| 19:05.27 | Imperios | You did not slaughter anyone, you just did what everyone else did at the time |
| 19:05.31 | Wormy_away | History doesn't show that, especially the 80s |
| 19:05.34 | Imperios | You just happened to be best at that |
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| 19:06.02 | Wormy_away | Thatcher and co really stirred patriotism, but they regretted it |
| 19:06.19 | Hachiman | Hi Ghel |
| 19:06.35 | Imperios | That's actually interesting because Russians do not feel guilt at all] |
| 19:06.41 | Wormy_away | Imperios, Hachi http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/adamcurtis/entries/f9930cdb-0617-3d4f-993c-f7da873bfe04 |
| 19:06.43 | Wormy_away | good read |
| 19:06.45 | Imperios | If anything, we glorify our past |
| 19:07.21 | Imperios | Even Stalin is not something Russians are guilty of |
| 19:07.28 | Hachiman | We figured as much hur |
| 19:07.42 | Hachiman | Our stereotypes about Russians are largely correct then |
| 19:07.51 | Imperios | Maybe because a lot of his repressions affected the normal people, so Russians were in actuality as much victims of his regime as were everyone else |
| 19:08.13 | Wormy_away | That documentary I linked, exp[lains that whenever British politicians have tried to bring back the ghosts of our past, they summon powers they cannot control |
| 19:08.22 | Imperios | That's literally how every discussion about the famines in Ukraine ends |
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| 19:08.32 | Imperios | "Fuck you Russians you starved us" |
| 19:08.37 | Imperios | "No it's okay, we starved too" |
| 19:08.41 | Imperios | Hi |
| 19:08.54 | Hachiman | Hai |
| 19:09.13 | Imperios | Hachiman: Then agian it's a complex thing |
| 19:09.38 | Imperios | The intellectuals are more ashamed of the past, though I do not think they actually feel guilt |
| 19:10.29 | Wormy_away | I think British pride is sporadic, but exists - not that I think its a good thing. But it certainly isn't dead by any means |
| 19:10.50 | Wormy_away | You can view it here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0MBNZhtV9E |
| 19:11.03 | Wormy_away | That was because it made Brits feel powerful for 5 minutes |
| 19:11.39 | Hachiman | Kind of like an orgasm |
| 19:11.42 | Wormy_away | Mind you we did project more power then than now, probably |
| 19:12.07 | Imperios | I am not sure if Argentine counts as a worthy enemy |
| 19:12.21 | Wormy_away | a 5 minute orgasm would be superhuman, at least for a man |
| 19:12.39 | Imperios | It's a national orgasm |
| 19:12.41 | Imperios | Therefore it is longer |
| 19:13.33 | Wormy_away | They actually rose up the Tudor Rose shipwreck on the same day |
| 19:14.27 | Wormy_away | Anyway, I say 5 minutes because the markets crashed not long after |
| 19:14.48 | Wormy_away | And it hurt Thatcher's image, and possibly conflicted with her beliefs |
| 19:19.16 | Wormy_away | Well, it actually re-elected her first, the market crash happened a bit later |
| 19:24.13 | drom | Wormy_away Xho Charles_Bot Jepardi: http://i.imgur.com/MVQl7gD.png?1 |
| 19:25.40 | Wormy_away | drom: Lol, kinda true |
| 19:26.07 | Wormy_away | So, are Finns a bit on the rough side? |
| 19:26.25 | Wormy_away | I get that impression from Countryball and SATW |
| 19:27.32 | Technobliterator | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:War_of_Ages/Prologue#Disturbances_in_the_Mind !!!! |
| 19:27.51 | OluapPlayer | its poopy |
| 19:28.20 | Technobliterator | ya mom is |
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| 19:28.47 | Wormy_away | drom http://satwcomic.com/sand-in-weird-places |
| 19:29.06 | drom | Wormy_away: It is actually true |
| 19:29.28 | Wormy_away | "This was supposed to be about how it's legal to masturbate in public in Sweden as long as you're not masturbating TO anyone" |
| 19:29.43 | Wormy_away | Learn a new thing everyday |
| 19:30.05 | Wormy_away | My mother said whole families were stripping naked in the countryside when she stayed there |
| 19:30.14 | drom | I heard of that story |
| 19:30.29 | Hachiman | >illegal to masturbate TO anyone |
| 19:30.33 | Hachiman | Does this include stuff like porn or |
| 19:30.41 | Wormy_away | Then you asked what part that was, and when I told you, you wasn't surprised |
| 19:31.00 | drom | Hachiman: Not really, actually a present person |
| 19:31.37 | drom | Wormy_away: Of course not, lol |
| 19:31.42 | drom | Wormy_away: http://satwcomic.com/art/society-will-crumble.png |
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| 19:48.19 | Hachiman | "Two things: 1. Where have you been all my life? 2. Can you please go back there?" |
| 19:48.39 | OluapPlayer | me 2 u |
| 19:52.40 | Ghelae | Started this: http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Getting_out_of_Girdo |
| 19:53.57 | Ghelae | The later sections should not include science. |
| 19:54.04 | Ghelae | Much. |
| 19:55.48 | Imperios | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Thread:206952#2 Solving the allahu akbar issue |
| 19:56.16 | Wormy_away | I'm still concerned |
| 19:57.20 | Wormy_away | I mean at the risk of being part of the people I criticised earlier - a non-ISIS flag might still cause offense if people think it is misrepresented *as* one |
| 19:57.53 | Wormy_away | Because my internet is so bad I can't see if you said that on the thread |
| 19:58.28 | Wormy_away | Right the page has now loaded |
| 19:58.37 | Wormy_away | checks if this point has been brought up |
| 19:58.41 | Imperios | It's not even about ISIS |
| 19:59.10 | Imperios | I am not a fan of fiction being THAT similar to RL stuff |
| 19:59.41 | Imperios | If it was a Novorossiya expy with a aint Andrew's flag as its symbol |
| 19:59.50 | Imperios | I'd be somewhat concerned too |
| 19:59.51 | Imperios | *Saint |
| 20:00.08 | Wormy_away | > Made it from scratch, okay my concern doesn't need raising |
| 20:00.23 | Wormy_away | Nor am I, Imperios |
| 20:00.37 | Wormy_away | I want to enjoy the fiction universe as a form of escapism |
| 20:00.43 | Wormy_away | for a start |
| 20:00.55 | Imperios | Granted early Radeon stuff was heavily Islamic-influenced as well |
| 20:01.05 | Imperios | I actually intended to use it as a plot point |
| 20:01.19 | Wormy_away | And the DCP is somewhat influenced from the British Empire and Soviet Union |
| 20:01.22 | OluapPlayer | Telfah Ackbar |
| 20:01.34 | Wormy_away | Probably more the latter |
| 20:01.45 | Imperios | The idea was that because of extremists and radicals associated with their religion Radeons would be discriminated against and treated with mistrust in the galactic community |
| 20:02.00 | Imperios | And that Telfar would try to portray them as a peaceful people to kinda overcome that sterotype |
| 20:02.24 | Wormy_away | <PROTECTED> |
| 20:03.16 | Imperios | Telfar would kindly recieve them, notice the similarities, offer them tea and a place for prayer |
| 20:03.37 | Imperios | Iovera would act gallantly while looking arrogantly at them at the same time |
| 20:03.48 | Imperios | Tadjamad would be grumbling all the while |
| 20:03.58 | Imperios | Ma'fest would literally explode |
| 20:04.26 | Charles_Murray | New void hunter: http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Void_hunter#Schism-era_void_hunters |
| 20:04.38 | Wormy_away | I can imagine |
| 20:04.47 | OluapPlayer | Ma'fest - in the end i kinda did |
| 20:04.59 | Ghelae | How the humans react might depend on whether they'd encountered other alien religions already. Christians might be so used to so many species with no concept of Jesus that they'd be pleased just to find monotheists. |
| 20:04.59 | Imperios | It's a shame I never used Radeon discrimination as a plot point back then because now with the snooty Chinese-Byzantine holy rats, it really does not work anymore |
| 20:05.12 | Wormy_away | There was probably some conversions and cultural influences on both sides |
| 20:05.33 | Imperios | The AGC is literally the alliance of snooty sophisticated people |
| 20:05.52 | OluapPlayer | Now it works the opposite way, Spinkers discriminate Radeons 24/7 |
| 20:06.15 | Imperios | Actually in stories set in the post the discrimination issue can work well |
| 20:06.17 | Imperios | *past |
| 20:06.22 | Imperios | If we ever remake the War of Ages |
| 20:06.25 | Imperios | I'll use it |
| 20:06.35 | Wormy_away | Charles_Murray: I really like the models |
| 20:06.36 | OluapPlayer | Like it's happening right now |
| 20:06.43 | Imperios | Wait already |
| 20:06.58 | Imperios | Didn't you make like a few sections and then stopped |
| 20:07.07 | Ghelae | Two prologue stories for it have been posted on here in the past 40 minutes. |
| 20:07.07 | OluapPlayer | It started over |
| 20:07.21 | OluapPlayer | pay attention to the world around u |
| 20:08.26 | Imperios | Good |
| 20:08.32 | Imperios | I'll get to work in due course |
| 20:08.38 | Imperios | Which is to say in a few years |
| 20:08.40 | OluapPlayer | Work on Klaxxa hsssssss |
| 20:08.47 | Wormy_away | I'm now reading today's fiction updates |
| 20:09.16 | Charles_Murray | Wormy : Danke! |
| 20:09.27 | Imperios | I honestly do not know what to do with them |
| 20:09.36 | Imperios | They are too silly and out of place to use |
| 20:09.41 | OluapPlayer | Full dum |
| 20:10.22 | OluapPlayer | If you can make an empire of allah ackbar rats, you can make an empire of british dragons |
| 20:10.43 | Wormy_ | My, Ghel really loves this image http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/c/ce/Intergalactic_Premier.png/revision/latest?cb=20100618133700 |
| 20:10.51 | Imperios | I actually got inspired by Dune when first writing about Radeons |
| 20:10.57 | Wormy_ | It is elegant though |
| 20:11.09 | Ghelae | looks at the file page |
| 20:11.29 | Imperios | The main character in the novel gets stranded on a desert planet, unites the locals and starts a jihad |
| 20:11.37 | Imperios | His nickname literally meant "mouse" |
| 20:11.41 | Ghelae | Oh, I've only used it on three pages. Four if you include the gallery. |
| 20:11.59 | Ghelae | Which probably makes it my most-used picture. |
| 20:12.55 | Wormy_ | "Secondly, how did hyperspace appear here if it doesn't exist elsewhere? If it's natural, why is our part of the universe special? If it's artificial, how was it made? You can't just magic new degrees of freedom from nowhere." |
| 20:13.10 | Wormy_ | I love that, sets the theme of mystery for SporeWiki's hyperspace |
| 20:13.28 | Charles_Murray | My most-used image is probably the French flag. xD |
| 20:13.36 | Imperios | I guess I could try to make a place for them |
| 20:13.49 | Imperios | But I do not have that many ideas for them |
| 20:13.54 | Imperios | BTW |
| 20:14.06 | Imperios | Speaking of allahu akbar, a Muslim girl friended me on VK |
| 20:14.11 | Imperios | Now I wonder who the hell she is |
| 20:14.11 | OluapPlayer | You had something cool going on the last time you worked on them |
| 20:14.14 | OluapPlayer | I don't see the issue |
| 20:15.16 | Imperios | True |
| 20:16.17 | OluapPlayer | Steam machines, alchemy, zeppelins, those true dragon hybrids |
| 20:16.24 | OluapPlayer | You got a lot of unique things you can work on |
| 20:17.19 | Wormy_ | Xho: "Zhuleshxi approached the panel, and planting his peculiar-shaped hand on it, a reddened light surged through the ship, illuminating the control room and the rest of the monstrous vessel in a sinister glow. " |
| 20:17.25 | Wormy_ | You know what image comes to mind? |
| 20:17.58 | Wormy_ | That picture of a Mayan in a spaceship |
| 20:17.59 | OluapPlayer | Xho is on Fallout 4 |
| 20:18.03 | OluapPlayer | Ask again in a week |
| 20:18.12 | Wormy_ | hur |
| 20:19.18 | Imperios | http://cs622330.vk.me/v622330162/49643/mcrGbK6MBxo.jpg Okay does not look like an ISIS recruiter |
| 20:19.23 | Imperios | Unless they are THAT sneaky |
| 20:19.31 | Imperios | Probably just a local Tatar girl |
| 20:19.48 | OluapPlayer | ey handsome wanna allah my ackbar |
| 20:19.51 | Charles_Murray | (Hunt: they are) |
| 20:19.53 | Charles_Murray | Hint* |
| 20:20.11 | Charles_Murray | I'm not kidding, the recruiters are very unlikely. xD She probably isn't, though. |
| 20:20.31 | Imperios | "We will infiltrate the ranks of hipsters and conquer the unbelievers from behind! VINTAGE CALIPHATE!" |
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| 20:22.11 | Wormy__ | I should add my own section to the War of Ages prologue |
| 20:22.33 | Wormy__ | There is the important mission the DCP and early SSA did, to reach Tigris |
| 20:22.56 | Wormy__ | Where they met the Rambo, and shortly after entered the war with a show of force |
| 20:23.28 | Wormy__ | However, I never detailed why the DCP gave such support to the Rambo, and on such little intelligence about what was going on |
| 20:23.45 | OluapPlayer | I can't think of a reason for my fiction to participate |
| 20:24.34 | drom | I'd read the new WoA prologues, but I am busy writing a response to France and with an essay about Christanity at the moment. |
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| 20:24.57 | OluapPlayer | They have no reason to go to Tigris |
| 20:25.00 | Wormy__ | I will need to figure out an explanation, and that means I need to see what dino writes for the Rambo, and I probably need to lengthen the distance of time between the two events. |
| 20:25.14 | DrodoEmpire | Hey everyone |
| 20:25.22 | Ghelae | Hello. |
| 20:26.01 | drom | Imperios: While I'm overdue the Chirsitanity essay, I'm having Islam in our religion class this month. |
| 20:26.06 | OluapPlayer | I don't even know why Tigris is important |
| 20:26.19 | drom | Hey DrodoEmpire |
| 20:26.21 | Ghelae | The DCP needs to be at war for when Girdo contacts them, but I don't need you to have written that for me to add the first contact to Getting out of Girdo. |
| 20:26.35 | Imperios | I'm sure your essay will blow your teachers' mind |
| 20:26.40 | Imperios | minds even |
| 20:26.48 | drom | Imperios: lmao no |
| 20:27.07 | Wormy__ | "The Valader - Master Kroc! You do not need to feel honour, remember, it is you who is the supreme leader of the Alliance, not me! You are slow to adapt to your new role. I am but your inferior now." |
| 20:27.12 | drom | Imperios: It is a comparsion between three local groups of Christians |
| 20:27.22 | Wormy__ | I like this because Kroc is the more important character imo |
| 20:27.24 | Ghelae | What I do need is to figure out why the Girdo-vanishing system returns the galaxy to the universe mid-war. |
| 20:27.54 | drom | The Salvation Army vs the local Assyrian-Othrodox minority vs the local baptist pastors |
| 20:28.34 | drom | I'm not putting lot of dedication in this essay because Religion is boring as fuk |
| 20:29.06 | Wormy__ | Maybe the Girdo-vanishing system somehow predicted it would fail during the annihilation so it opted for giving the residents an escape hatch? |
| 20:29.31 | Ghelae | That would mean that my next chapter title is more than just cheap alliteration. |
| 20:31.47 | Imperios | drom: The lesbian bishop versus the bi pastor versus the pedo pope |
| 20:32.11 | Ghelae | I've also thought: maybe Girdo vanishes while the Congregation is plotting how it's going to scourge the Gigaquadrant. A few months later, Zhuleshxi has committed its forces to a Girdo-deficient plan and the galaxy can return... for a while. |
| 20:32.16 | Imperios | drom: http://i.imgur.com/8jL6f1Z.png |
| 20:32.19 | drom | Imperios: still doesn't give me motivation that religion is a fun class |
| 20:34.10 | drom | Imperios: seen, but still glorious hur |
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| 20:35.04 | Ghelae | Hello. |
| 20:35.09 | Cyrannian | Hi |
| 20:35.32 | OluapPlayer | ~dropkick Cyrannian |
| 20:35.36 | infobot | ACTION sends Cyrannian flying like a yipping chihuahua |
| 20:35.42 | Cyrannian | ~explode OluapPlayer |
| 20:35.42 | infobot | ACTION blows up OluapPlayer with bombs |
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| 20:41.50 | Wormy__ | >Needs Australia http://i.imgur.com/8jL6f1Z.png |
| 20:45.41 | DrodoEmpire | olol |
| 20:56.10 | Hachiman | When I first read "Black Standard", I thought it was something to do with #BlackLivesMatter |
| 20:56.28 | Hachiman | Personally, my stance on the movement is #NoLivesMatter |
| 20:56.43 | drom | #DeathsMatter |
| 20:57.48 | OluapPlayer | #BlackMatterLives |
| 20:58.22 | Hachiman | olol |
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| 20:58.56 | Wormy__ | damn nhilistists |
| 20:59.13 | Hachiman | Nothing wrong with a bit of nihilism |
| 21:00.30 | Wormy__ | The universe may be ultimately meaningless, but it is wonderous. |
| 21:01.04 | Wormy__ | and we are living embodiments of it than can understand and use its laws |
| 21:01.13 | Wormy__ | I find that utyerly uplifting |
| 21:01.46 | Wormy__ | And as for our finite lives: doesn't matter, it seems we are spacetime creatures, living in infinite moments |
| 21:02.51 | Hachiman | ImpyDroid: You know, for a while, I have wanted to invest into a faction of mermaids for the Fantasyverse - perhaps a race of villainous ones for the Western Continent perhaps - yet I always feel it would be difficult to have mermaids since interaction with the rest of the Fantasyverse would be rather restricted |
| 21:03.06 | Hachiman | What with the whole thing of mermaids being incapable of dwelling on land and such |
| 21:03.15 | ImpyDroid | that is why nagas |
| 21:03.31 | OluapPlayer | y not qt sea waifu mermaids |
| 21:03.45 | Technobliterator | anyone play TLoU? |
| 21:03.46 | Technobliterator | I'm stuck |
| 21:03.47 | Hachiman | Because sea waifu mermaids are still restricted hur |
| 21:04.03 | OluapPlayer | Can't be anymore restricted than evil mermaids |
| 21:04.09 | Hachiman | Plus mermaids were like originally evil creatures |
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| 21:04.40 | DrodoEmpire | Back |
| 21:05.18 | ImpyDroid | In Russian folklore mermaids are undead monsters |
| 21:05.30 | ImpyDroid | They also have saggy breasts |
| 21:05.30 | Wormy__ | Kelpies are far more terrifying |
| 21:05.41 | ImpyDroid | And rotting backs |
| 21:05.42 | Hachiman | In Greek folklore, sirens are evil things |
| 21:05.55 | Hachiman | Beautiful but selfish and malign |
| 21:06.07 | Wormy__ | Either appear as beatiful horses or women. Who you cannot become unstuck with and drag you too your watery grave |
| 21:06.08 | Ghelae | Could always make mermaids and say they can survive on land. |
| 21:06.20 | OluapPlayer | That's getting a dog and calling it a cat |
| 21:06.21 | Hachiman | But then it wouldn't be a mermaid hur |
| 21:06.39 | Ghelae | I thought what makes a mermaid is the human body with fish tail. |
| 21:06.58 | Hachiman | Disregarding the differences in breathing, they would still be roughly immobile |
| 21:07.05 | Hachiman | Due to the fish tail |
| 21:07.38 | Ghelae | Simplest solution is a tail that transforms into legs when on land. |
| 21:07.45 | OluapPlayer | A land-moving person with an animal tail is a lamia, not a mermaid |
| 21:07.53 | OluapPlayer | Animal tail for legs, that is |
| 21:08.00 | Hachiman | Or a naga, which can do both I suppose |
| 21:08.08 | Ghelae | A twist on that would be race who think they're perfectly normal deiwes until one of them goes for a swim and discovers they have a fish tail. |
| 21:08.32 | Ghelae | But lamia/naga have snake tails and not fish tails, don't they? |
| 21:08.43 | ImpyDroid | That is not a twist |
| 21:08.54 | ImpyDroid | That is an Australian TV show |
| 21:09.02 | Ghelae | I never said it was an original twist. |
| 21:09.02 | Hachiman | I thought most lamias had lion legs |
| 21:09.07 | Hachiman | Or is that just Pathfinder lamias |
| 21:09.09 | Cyrannian | What is a being with a fish head and a human body? |
| 21:09.17 | OluapPlayer | A monstrosity |
| 21:09.18 | Hachiman | Cyrannian: Horrifying |
| 21:09.28 | ImpyDroid | Fishman |
| 21:09.31 | OluapPlayer | As far as I'm aware, naga = snake with a human head |
| 21:09.40 | OluapPlayer | Not body, just a head |
| 21:09.46 | ImpyDroid | Nagas can take many forms |
| 21:09.50 | Ghelae | Fish head on a humanoid body is a bit like most piscine Theriocephali. |
| 21:09.56 | ImpyDroid | Which includes a lamias |
| 21:10.22 | ImpyDroid | Azshara <3333 |
| 21:10.31 | OluapPlayer | I always thought nagas being mermaid-like was a Warcraft thing only |
| 21:10.40 | OluapPlayer | Since they're a setting which gets dogs and call them cats |
| 21:11.28 | ImpyDroid | Cyrannian: About the Aquilanii, would it make sense for then to have originally been a Basileus protectorate and/or ally? |
| 21:12.03 | Ghelae | We did discuss fantasyverse heraldry earlier and the idea that, like on Earth, some heraldric creatures wouldn't be real in-universe but would be based on misinterpretations of creatures reported from faraway lands. |
| 21:12.04 | Hachiman | >orcs are green, militant, barbaric, tribal, violent >humans are feudal, white, sophisticated, militant |
| 21:12.10 | Hachiman | I don't see how WoW calls dogs cats |
| 21:12.18 | ImpyDroid | Wyverns |
| 21:12.27 | Cyrannian | ImpyDroid: That would depend on how powerful the Aquilanii are compared to the Basileus, but it's up to you |
| 21:12.32 | ImpyDroid | That are basically manticores in Warcraft |
| 21:12.59 | OluapPlayer | Warcraft wyverns are lion-headed birds |
| 21:13.00 | Ghelae | So perhaps mermaids exist on coats of arms, because somebody once described some piscine theriocephali as being like "half-fish, half-deiwos" and somebody got the wrong idea. |
| 21:13.14 | OluapPlayer | And wendigos are some sort of generic gorilla-like people |
| 21:13.51 | Hachiman | Wendigos have antlers so they look more like actual folkore wendigos to me |
| 21:14.13 | Hachiman | Tall, animalistic, antlers, carnivorous |
| 21:14.28 | Hachiman | Live in wintery snow places |
| 21:14.45 | OluapPlayer | Folklore wendigos are former men who were transformed due to being corrupted by cannibalistic urges |
| 21:15.00 | ImpyDroid | Cyrannian: I kinda envisioned them as an imperialistic trader-slash-pirate faction - a bit like the Mataii but more malicious - so I imagine they were originally a powerful trading power but not strong militarily aside from naval warfare |
| 21:15.05 | ImpyDroid | Something like that |
| 21:15.05 | OluapPlayer | It has no gorillas involved |
| 21:15.27 | ImpyDroid | Like space Portugal or Venice |
| 21:15.58 | Cyrannian | ImpyDroid: So perhaps it was a mutually beneficial relationship in which the Aquilanii provided trade and commerce while the Basileus provided the bulk of the military? |
| 21:16.06 | ImpyDroid | Yeah perhaps |
| 21:18.32 | ImpyDroid | Aquilanii - https://youtu.be/3F0Xx-oQKsU |
| 21:18.39 | Hachiman | So it looks to me that unless we have fiction centric to water and underwater, we cannot use conventional mermaids very often |
| 21:19.19 | OluapPlayer | I have an entire faction of water nymphs that I'm yet to use, didn't stop me from making them |
| 21:19.38 | Hachiman | Yeah but your water nymphs have legs |
| 21:20.31 | OluapPlayer | They also can't stay long periods out of the water or they may die of dehydration |
| 21:20.42 | Hachiman | The only solution I can think of for having mermaids influence terrestrial environments is having vassals act for them on land |
| 21:21.31 | Hachiman | Since I am not so fond of them being able to change their tails into legs since that would make the point of them being aquatic redundant |
| 21:21.35 | Ghelae | It doesn't have to be underwater; mermaids can still interact with ships and on shorelines (although more readily as an environmental hazard for the former). That is a problem due to Koldenwelt being mostly a single supercontinent, but the Sunset Isles might provide good waters for them. |
| 21:22.16 | Ghelae | But that does depend on what other fictions are made there. |
| 21:22.55 | Ghelae | Currently we have an island of dinosaurs, an empire of dragons and some trader bird-people. |
| 21:23.02 | ImpyDroid | I have an idea but this idea comes from MLP |
| 21:23.09 | ImpyDroid | So take it with a grain of rainbow salt |
| 21:23.30 | ImpyDroid | What if mermaids take sailors and mind control them to use as their agents on land |
| 21:23.44 | ImpyDroid | Mermaid Illuminati yes |
| 21:23.55 | Hachiman | So kinda like sirens |
| 21:24.09 | ImpyDroid | Yes |
| 21:24.18 | ImpyDroid | More siren-like |
| 21:24.22 | ImpyDroid | WE WILL BE ADORED |
| 21:25.07 | ImpyDroid | Also Hachi |
| 21:25.22 | ImpyDroid | Didn't you want to make dragon Mongols on the Western continent? |
| 21:26.05 | Hachiman | I did but Xho already came up with dragon people |
| 21:26.19 | ImpyDroid | That is actually funny because the Mongolian girl I knew was really into dragons |
| 21:28.38 | Cyrannian | https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=746141782186577 |
| 21:29.24 | ImpyDroid | Speaking of MLPs |
| 21:29.30 | ImpyDroid | We should have kelpies |
| 21:30.35 | Ghelae | Wormy did make http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Planet:Koldenwelt/Hidden_people and included Kelpies. |
| 21:31.36 | Ghelae | In the traditional sense. I don't know if MLP has kelpies and how much they differ. |
| 21:32.24 | Ghelae | Either way that page is so old and unused I'd say it's practically non-canon. |
| 21:33.00 | Hachiman | Wormy did allow me to make use of Eireland, whatever it is |
| 21:33.19 | drom | Cyrannian: I don't get it |
| 21:33.36 | Hachiman | I decided that Eireland would be a mainland Aos'maran territory consisting of former-Mannazian lands which were taken from them |
| 21:33.44 | Hachiman | Which then later seceded from Aos'mara |
| 21:33.48 | Cyrannian | The guy was using the lyrics of Adele's new song to confuse an old guy |
| 21:34.20 | drom | Oh. |
| 21:34.32 | drom | I've more questions |
| 21:35.04 | *** join/#sporewiki Monet (~Monet47@cpc26-gill16-2-0-cust606.20-1.cable.virginm.net) |
| 21:35.05 | ImpyDroid | Ghelae: MLP does not have kelpies |
| 21:35.11 | ImpyDroid | It has sirens |
| 21:35.23 | Ghelae | Right. |
| 21:35.28 | ImpyDroid | But it is MLP so they are basically kelpies in terms of appearance |
| 21:36.06 | Hachiman | I was thinking that the mermaids of the Sunset Isles could have a raider / marauder culture about them |
| 21:36.29 | ImpyDroid | Why only mermaids though |
| 21:36.33 | Hachiman | But then, I also planned to have dragon Mongols for the Silver Steppe though so |
| 21:36.59 | ImpyDroid | Mermongols |
| 21:37.06 | OluapPlayer | Mongol dragons neighbouring the Kushala Daora dragons |
| 21:37.12 | Hachiman | But then Xho already made a large dragon faction so |
| 21:37.25 | ImpyDroid | You can have your dragons attacking his dragons |
| 21:37.31 | ImpyDroid | And breaking their dragon walls |
| 21:37.48 | Ghelae | Can't have more than one culture of dragon people in the west. Next thing you know we'll have multiple races of elf in the east. |
| 21:37.51 | ImpyDroid | And making them pay dragon tribute |
| 21:38.08 | ImpyDroid | Then the Klaxxa will attack them both and begin selling them dragon opium |
| 21:38.23 | Hachiman | Good luck getting the Klaxxa to the West hur |
| 21:38.24 | OluapPlayer | Lekren - DATS SUM GUD SHIT TALLY-HO |
| 21:38.44 | ImpyDroid | Zeppelinz |
| 21:38.47 | OluapPlayer | You talk like it's difficult for a race who was 1) wings 2) zeppelins |
| 21:39.00 | Hachiman | Yeah but distance and mountains |
| 21:39.07 | OluapPlayer | Zeppelins |
| 21:39.17 | OluapPlayer | You go over the mountains |
| 21:39.19 | OluapPlayer | u dum dum |
| 21:39.35 | Hachiman | Zeppelins are not aeroplanes hur |
| 21:39.37 | Monet | ImpyDroid: Klaxxa airships blockading harmours to get them to buy drago nopium. |
| 21:39.41 | Monet | When they stop buying drago nopium |
| 21:39.52 | OluapPlayer | Zeppelins can fly |
| 21:39.57 | OluapPlayer | Fly over the mountains |
| 21:40.02 | Hachiman | Yeah; they can fly only so high |
| 21:40.03 | ImpyDroid | I was referring to how Brits conquered China hur |
| 21:40.14 | OluapPlayer | If that fails, they have wings |
| 21:40.15 | Ghelae | There are also non-mountainous routes. Like the sea. |
| 21:40.17 | OluapPlayer | They can still fly over the mountains |
| 21:40.31 | Hachiman | You could make the argument that the Klaxxa could fly over the Great Eastern Wall |
| 21:40.34 | Monet | I feel like the only one who got the context of Impy's joke. |
| 21:40.40 | OluapPlayer | And they theoretically can |
| 21:40.48 | OluapPlayer | So does every other dragon race capable of flight |
| 21:40.55 | DrodoEmpire | Monet: Opium wars |
| 21:40.57 | ImpyDroid | Brits dorced a trade agreement through fleets |
| 21:41.01 | OluapPlayer | Or anything that can fly even |
| 21:41.14 | Monet | Everyone else went into nitpicking the plausability of the joke |
| 21:41.14 | ImpyDroid | And then kinda made the Chinese buy tons of British opium |
| 21:41.15 | Hachiman | It seems you miss the fact that mountains have different air pressures like how the seas have different depth pressures |
| 21:41.18 | Ghelae | Monet: Yeah, I got it. People just got distracted by the practicality. |
| 21:41.31 | ImpyDroid | Pretty easy to conquer someone if they're high |
| 21:41.31 | OluapPlayer | Like that's going to stop me |
| 21:41.35 | OluapPlayer | FLY OVER THE FUCKING MOUNTAINS |
| 21:41.45 | Ghelae | And everyone's ignoring the fact that the British didn't get to China by flying over Tibet. |
| 21:41.49 | ImpyDroid | You can fly AROUND them |
| 21:41.57 | OluapPlayer | flying over is cooler tho |
| 21:42.04 | Hachiman | Flying over is more difficult though |
| 21:42.09 | OluapPlayer | cooler tho |
| 21:42.18 | ImpyDroid | Does not matter if you sell your opium |
| 21:42.23 | Ghelae | Why not tunnel through the mountains with gigantic steam-powered drills? |
| 21:42.25 | Hachiman | Airplanes can do it because they have metal shells thus largely protected from air pressure |
| 21:42.34 | OluapPlayer | fuk ur realism |
| 21:42.51 | Hachiman | Zeppelins cannot realistically fly as high as - or over - mountains due to air pressure |
| 21:42.59 | OluapPlayer | fuk ur realism² |
| 21:43.39 | ImpyDroid | All that to sell drugs |
| 21:43.56 | Monet | But this is the fantasyverse |
| 21:44.06 | ImpyDroid | Well |
| 21:44.09 | OluapPlayer | Klaxxa - we have our priorities straight mon |
| 21:44.20 | ImpyDroid | Klaxxa zeppelins are not magical |
| 21:44.24 | Monet | We have giant winged lizards that weigh several tonnes flying kilometres into the air. |
| 21:44.34 | Hachiman | Dragons are magical |
| 21:44.40 | ImpyDroid | But yeah would be easier to sell drugs to someone closer |
| 21:44.41 | Hachiman | Zeppelins are not |
| 21:44.41 | drom | Wormy__ Cyrannian Monet Ghelae: http://imgur.com/gallery/AOzis |
| 21:45.09 | OluapPlayer | Drilling there is probably less safe because they'd probably be swarmed by lungsharks the moment they arrive |
| 21:45.31 | OluapPlayer | At least we don't have such a thing as flying sharks yet |
| 21:45.32 | Monet | Well if we're talking blockading ports...boats? |
| 21:45.57 | Hachiman | Klaxxa are on the opposite side of the damned planet to the Western Continent and have no access to sea |
| 21:46.12 | OluapPlayer | Why are you sperging so much over this, you realize I'm joking right |
| 21:46.24 | Hachiman | >sperging |
| 21:46.33 | OluapPlayer | Yes, sperging |
| 21:46.37 | Monet | Hachiman: Outposts. |
| 21:46.41 | OluapPlayer | "HUR THEY CAN'T GET THERE IT'S IMPOSSIBLE" |
| 21:46.43 | Hachiman | I do not feel as if I am sperging |
| 21:46.44 | OluapPlayer | That's how you're sounding |
| 21:46.54 | ImpyDroid | You just triggered Hachiman |
| 21:46.56 | Hachiman | But it is largely impossible |
| 21:47.11 | Monet | Even with rivers? |
| 21:47.21 | Hachiman | Monet: Opposite sides of the planet |
| 21:47.21 | DrodoEmpire | You could use outposts and rivers... :p |
| 21:47.22 | OluapPlayer | They're not demented, they can cross the water via ships or fly around the mountains |
| 21:47.32 | ImpyDroid | Russians crossed Siberia on rivers |
| 21:47.38 | drom | Hachiman: http://i.imgur.com/tBDjfZ8.png |
| 21:47.39 | ImpyDroid | So it could be done |
| 21:48.00 | DrodoEmpire | The British of the 19th century were not only able to get to China but fight several *wars* in it |
| 21:48.03 | Hachiman | hur |
| 21:48.11 | DrodoEmpire | and that was on the opposite side of the planet. |
| 21:48.18 | DrodoEmpire | Over land no less |
| 21:48.44 | DrodoEmpire | (Though of course they got there via ship, but had to go around entire continents |
| 21:49.46 | Monet | And the Klaxxa do have similarities to the British Empire. |
| 21:49.49 | Monet | Drodo's right. |
| 21:50.13 | Hachiman | It's not a matter of "going around" though |
| 21:50.23 | Hachiman | The Great Eastern Wall prevents them from travelling east |
| 21:50.38 | Monet | Before the Suez and Panama canals you had three options: Under the tip of africa, under the tip of Argentina or through Northern Canada. |
| 21:51.00 | drom | Cyrannian: http://imgur.com/gallery/Fd2oN |
| 21:51.13 | Hachiman | Granted, Koldenwelt's airspace is probably more accessible to the Klaxxa than anyone else |
| 21:51.24 | ImpyDroid | Wait wouldn't you get to Russia and not China that way |
| 21:51.32 | ImpyDroid | Through Canada that is |
| 21:51.39 | Hachiman | Other than dragons that is |
| 21:51.50 | OluapPlayer | They can turn south at Alaska |
| 21:51.57 | Hachiman | Oluap's right, I'm probably sperging far too much about this |
| 21:52.19 | OluapPlayer | It's not a matter of "they can do it RIGHT NOW", I'm just saying it is possible |
| 21:52.25 | ImpyDroid | Now I wonder if Klaxxa should actually sell opium to everyone |
| 21:52.27 | OluapPlayer | Just like it's possible for any race capable of manning a ship |
| 21:53.12 | OluapPlayer | Ordnung - SAY NO TO DRUGS, GAS THE BRITS |
| 21:53.29 | Monet | You brought up the Eastern Wall...isn't that the perimeter between Koldenwelt and whatever's to the East? |
| 21:53.45 | Hachiman | Yes |
| 21:53.47 | Monet | If it is, well there's a sea t othe north. |
| 21:53.56 | Ghelae | The sea is full of sharks. |
| 21:53.59 | drom | Hachiman Monet DrodoEmpire: http://i.imgur.com/ItvJEPw.webm |
| 21:54.02 | Monet | You can access the Western continent using that. |
| 21:54.03 | Ghelae | And the air above the sea is full of flying sharks. |
| 21:54.07 | OluapPlayer | Not just sharks, but also octopus sharks |
| 21:54.13 | DrodoEmpire | drom: hur |
| 21:54.59 | Ghelae | There's also a sea to the south. With flying octopus sharks too. |
| 21:55.11 | OluapPlayer | We're going all-in now |
| 21:55.14 | Ghelae | Above the Great Eastern Wall? More flying sharks. |
| 21:55.25 | OluapPlayer | Flying lungsharks, because there's no water there |
| 21:55.33 | Ghelae | Naturally. |
| 21:55.36 | Hachiman | They could travel above the sharkosphere |
| 21:55.49 | Ghelae | Wherever there is air, there are sharks. |
| 21:56.00 | OluapPlayer | Koldenwelt is shark-shaped, the Great Eastern Wall is the tip of the tail fin |
| 21:56.31 | Hachiman | Isiris is actually a shark |
| 21:57.02 | OluapPlayer | If that's the case then the Eye needs to be replaced by a set of shark jaws |
| 21:57.12 | OluapPlayer | It bites Caligaduro whenever he tries to escape his prison |
| 21:57.33 | ImpyDroid | Caligaduro is a dolphin |
| 21:57.41 | ImpyDroid | Or a whale |
| 21:57.44 | Hachiman | No because I like dolphins |
| 21:57.52 | OluapPlayer | Caligaduro - rape cave time |
| 21:58.03 | Hachiman | Accusing dolphins of rape is effectively kinkshaming |
| 21:58.10 | drom | Hachiman: http://i.imgur.com/jIHCv2T.png |
| 21:58.29 | OluapPlayer | Dolphins are horrid perverts who should be hunted down |
| 21:58.37 | Hachiman | >should be hunted down |
| 21:58.40 | ImpyDroid | Or wait no |
| 21:58.45 | ImpyDroid | Caligaduro is a whale |
| 21:58.56 | ImpyDroid | Crux is a dolphon |
| 21:58.57 | Hachiman | But they are the next most intelligent animal other than humans and octopuses |
| 21:59.02 | ImpyDroid | Vargash is an octopus |
| 21:59.11 | ImpyDroid | Do not forget monkeys and elephants |
| 21:59.14 | ImpyDroid | And MUSHROOMS |
| 21:59.23 | OluapPlayer | Doesn't stop them from sticking their dicks in dead fishes, like you showed me once |
| 21:59.28 | Hachiman | kek |
| 21:59.32 | OluapPlayer | >mushrooms |
| 21:59.34 | OluapPlayer | Explain |
| 21:59.44 | Hachiman | I think he means the cordyceps |
| 21:59.46 | drom | ImpyDroid: http://i.imgur.com/YTNKax8.webm |
| 22:01.22 | OluapPlayer | How are these intelligent? |
| 22:01.29 | OluapPlayer | r u tryin to trick me |
| 22:01.33 | Monet | There's question of which is mre intelligent: Humans or dolpphins. But the thing is...some humans will suff an Action Man up their butts. |
| 22:01.45 | Monet | stuff* |
| 22:01.55 | ImpyDroid | Wait no mushrooms |
| 22:02.01 | ImpyDroid | Molds |
| 22:02.07 | ImpyDroid | OluapPlayer: http://www.scientificamerican.com/article/brainless-slime-molds/ |
| 22:02.51 | ImpyDroid | Fucking sentient fungi |
| 22:02.56 | OluapPlayer | And dolphins stick their dicks in fish carcasses |
| 22:03.02 | ImpyDroid | Also |
| 22:03.03 | OluapPlayer | Conclusion: intelligence leads to weird kinks |
| 22:03.06 | ImpyDroid | Do not forget mice |
| 22:03.10 | ImpyDroid | And ratd |
| 22:03.19 | ImpyDroid | Rats and mice are smart too |
| 22:03.37 | Xho | The hell did I just come back to |
| 22:03.59 | OluapPlayer | Caligaduro is a whale now |
| 22:04.01 | Hachiman | I wouldn't call anything that has to scrounge through human shit to eat "smart" |
| 22:04.14 | Monet | SOme *humans* will stick their dicksin carcasses. |
| 22:04.30 | OluapPlayer | You talk like that's the only way they can get food |
| 22:04.52 | Hachiman | Penguins and cucks are also known for being necrophiliacs, not just dolphins |
| 22:04.56 | Hachiman | Ducks even |
| 22:05.04 | DrodoEmpire | lul |
| 22:05.11 | Xho | FUCK YOU WHAAALE |
| 22:05.13 | Monet | Great typo |
| 22:05.17 | ImpyDroid | Hachiman: And yet they are |
| 22:05.23 | ImpyDroid | Rodent master race |
| 22:05.57 | OluapPlayer | Yeah but ducks are like the worst example of evolution on Earth |
| 22:06.01 | OluapPlayer | Penguins are a new one though |
| 22:06.10 | ImpyDroid | Penguins have cool mouths |
| 22:06.18 | OluapPlayer | *fucking horrifying |
| 22:06.21 | OluapPlayer | ftfy |
| 22:06.35 | Hachiman | Penguins will fuck dead penguins - even those that died and were preserved by the snow and temperature the year before |
| 22:06.54 | OluapPlayer | Of course you'd know about penguin necrophilia |
| 22:07.21 | drom | Hachiman: http://i.imgur.com/4G2rGSE.webm |
| 22:07.44 | Hachiman | hur |
| 22:08.09 | OluapPlayer | We went from dragon druglords to penguin necrophilia |
| 22:08.10 | OluapPlayer | What a night |
| 22:08.18 | Monet | It seems intelligence is not a guarentee that something will consider something else unfuckable. |
| 22:08.50 | drom | ImpyDroid Hachiman Wormy__ Ghelae: http://i.imgur.com/VKbEZt1.webm |
| 22:09.16 | Hachiman | Jesus that Carbon |
| 22:09.28 | Ghelae | I'm sure we were shown that in A-Level Chemistry. |
| 22:09.33 | Hachiman | Also Hydrogen is kinda hot |
| 22:09.42 | Hachiman | By guy standards |
| 22:09.47 | OluapPlayer | u r the ghey |
| 22:09.53 | ImpyDroid | http://lh4.ggpht.com/-T0UXY2AsBwA/T9nJn6nX-fI/AAAAAAAANbA/HQp5fGIW9Cg/New%252520Picture%252520%252528109%252529_thumb%25255B3%25255D.png?imgmax=800 These fish have best mouths though |
| 22:10.04 | Hachiman | NO THAT'S FUCKING AWFUL |
| 22:10.24 | OluapPlayer | That's extremely uncomfortable |
| 22:10.40 | Monet | Tooth fairy - Why the hell am I restricting myself to humans? |
| 22:10.43 | OluapPlayer | They look like human molars and human molars on any animal = FUCK |
| 22:10.55 | ImpyDroid | They eat nuts |
| 22:11.12 | ImpyDroid | Hah it is 1 AM here and I need to wake up at 8 AM tomorrow |
| 22:11.15 | ImpyDroid | Fuck sleep |
| 22:11.24 | Monet | Umm |
| 22:11.25 | Monet | Cows have molars. |
| 22:11.41 | OluapPlayer | It's only scary when they're human-like |
| 22:12.01 | Ghelae | Mammals do as a general rule. Also, if you want to be pedantic, humans are animals too. |
| 22:12.07 | Hachiman | ImpyDroid: I survive on 5+ hours of sleep, you will live |
| 22:12.19 | OluapPlayer | One easy way to get to the uncanny valley is to give human teeth to a non-human creature |
| 22:12.31 | Monet | https://mshammas.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/cows_teeth.jpg |
| 22:12.51 | OluapPlayer | [Colgate] |
| 22:12.51 | Hachiman | False hur |
| 22:12.59 | Hachiman | *Cowgate |
| 22:13.04 | OluapPlayer | fug |
| 22:13.09 | Xho | moo |
| 22:13.16 | Xho | moothpaste |
| 22:13.25 | Hachiman | Oh wow |
| 22:13.28 | OluapPlayer | spu |
| 22:13.35 | OluapPlayer | How's Fallout 4? |
| 22:13.48 | Hachiman | inb4 0/10 it's shit |
| 22:14.22 | Xho | Haven't played it enough to gather good enough judgement |
| 22:14.29 | Monet | PC Gamer gave it 82% |
| 22:14.31 | Hachiman | It's shit then |
| 22:14.43 | OluapPlayer | You're shit shup] |
| 22:14.43 | Hachiman | If it doesn't make a good first impression then it isn't a good game |
| 22:14.44 | Xho | 4 hours isn't enough by the looks of it since the content is just crazy |
| 22:15.01 | Xho | First hour was definitely fun |
| 22:15.21 | Monet | Hachiman: Y u so high standards tonight? |
| 22:15.38 | Xho | Though early game is terrifying |
| 22:15.38 | Hachiman | >high standards |
| 22:15.44 | Xho | I dunno if I can spoil though |
| 22:15.50 | Hachiman | Aren't you an upper-classman |
| 22:16.10 | OluapPlayer | I don't know whether anyone else here is playing |
| 22:16.20 | OluapPlayer | So I don't think anyone cares |
| 22:16.34 | Xho | Ok well first mission goes like this |
| 22:16.37 | Xho | You get a suit of power armour -> Deathclaw ruins aforementioned suit 10 minutes later |
| 22:16.45 | OluapPlayer | olol |
| 22:17.07 | OluapPlayer | Funny because I was gonna jokingly say "did u get deathclaw'd yet" but I figured you'd not come across these for a while |
| 22:17.17 | Xho | Christ I was only level 3 |
| 22:17.31 | Monet | Well one thing I've heard is its still got that good old Bethesda buggyness. |
| 22:17.33 | Xho | I had a minigun so I was somewhat well prepped |
| 22:17.39 | ImpyDroid | Hachiman: And you are always angry |
| 22:17.42 | Xho | I've come across one bug |
| 22:17.48 | Xho | Or two actually |
| 22:17.59 | Hachiman | I'M NOT ALWAYS ANGRY |
| 22:18.02 | Xho | The first one is that I randomly got spun to the floor and killed by something when I entered an area |
| 22:18.07 | Hachiman | I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU GET THAT FROM |
| 22:18.08 | Xho | That hasn't happened since |
| 22:18.45 | Xho | The second one is that sometimes using doors to get to other locations doesn't work so you have to save the game, reload it and it fixes |
| 22:18.48 | Xho | Other than that not many |
| 22:18.50 | Monet | Walks along -> randomly bugs out and gets killed. |
| 22:19.02 | OluapPlayer | Just another day at a Bethesda game |
| 22:19.38 | Xho | The best way to describe Fallout 4 is if they mashed Skyrim, Fallout 3 and any Mass Effect of your choice together |
| 22:19.39 | ImpyDroid | I was referring to your lack of sleep |
| 22:19.46 | Hachiman | oH |
| 22:19.48 | ImpyDroid | No sleep -> always angry |
| 22:19.59 | Hachiman | That's true |
| 22:20.09 | OluapPlayer | SKYRIM WITH GUNS |
| 22:20.19 | Hachiman | Except less stuff to do lol |
| 22:20.27 | Xho | It's more brutal than Fallout 3 |
| 22:20.30 | Xho | Harder |
| 22:20.40 | Xho | They've brought in a Legendary tier of enemies |
| 22:20.50 | Xho | I've come across a Legendary Super Mutant at a low level |
| 22:21.03 | Xho | And a couple of Yao Guai but they seem to be quite slow this time round |
| 22:21.15 | OluapPlayer | Yao Guai |
| 22:21.16 | OluapPlayer | wat dat |
| 22:21.20 | Hachiman | Mutant bears |
| 22:21.27 | OluapPlayer | beer |
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| 22:21.36 | Hachiman | http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/fallout/images/2/2e/Yao_guai.png/revision/latest?cb=20150404174408 |
| 22:21.38 | Yugo | hi! |
| 22:21.38 | Hachiman | These things |
| 22:21.41 | Hachiman | Hi |
| 22:21.50 | Xho | Wow that'a s nice first image to look at on the IRC |
| 22:21.52 | OluapPlayer | Well that's not a good sight |
| 22:21.55 | Yugo | is a dragon |
| 22:22.00 | Xho | Oh no |
| 22:22.03 | Hachiman | No you're not |
| 22:22.06 | Yugo | oh yes |
| 22:22.10 | Yugo | i am |
| 22:22.22 | Wormy__ | Hachi: When I first met a pack of those, I shat bricks |
| 22:22.25 | Hachiman | Don't think so bud |
| 22:22.27 | Xho | Fallout 4's graphics are smoother so everything appears kinda less scary than Fallout 3 |
| 22:22.34 | Yugo | turns into an Eliatrope |
| 22:22.37 | Hachiman | I do not like that everything looks less scary |
| 22:22.38 | Xho | Except for the Deathclaws |
| 22:22.47 | Wormy__ | Plus they killed me despite using a minigun and flamethrower |
| 22:22.59 | Monet | Some one mention dragons? |
| 22:23.07 | Yugo | me |
| 22:23.09 | Hachiman | fuk off an go suk dergon dik elsewhere |
| 22:23.12 | OluapPlayer | Xho: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPvUvnTF0wE have this |
| 22:23.21 | Wormy__ | Fallout4 is baed before 3, no? Maybe it is less of a wasteland |
| 22:23.36 | Monet | Hachiman: Mooore pissed thn you're average bear! |
| 22:24.30 | Yugo | uses her portals to transport Hachiman into outer space |
| 22:24.39 | Monet | I know the name came from what a bunch of Chinese soldiers called the mbut I see Yao Guai and think "Yogi" |
| 22:24.43 | Hachiman | Don't be a fag |
| 22:24.52 | OluapPlayer | Don't be rude |
| 22:24.54 | Hachiman | Monet: I think that's the joke hur |
| 22:25.32 | DrodoEmpire | Oh hi Yugo |
| 22:25.43 | DrodoEmpire | Pardon my not welcoming you until now. >.< |
| 22:25.49 | Yugo | actually monet my name comes from this french tv show i like |
| 22:25.55 | Yugo | its ok |
| 22:26.34 | Xho | Fallout 4 is 10 years after 3 |
| 22:26.36 | Monet | Did not know |
| 22:26.39 | Yugo | the show is called Wakfu |
| 22:26.55 | Xho | Or 6 years after New Vegas |
| 22:27.05 | Xho | 2287 basically |
| 22:27.10 | Monet | Name sounds familiar but I don't know it, sorry |
| 22:27.17 | DrodoEmpire | same |
| 22:27.30 | DrodoEmpire | Don't know it, *definitely* heard about it |
| 22:27.34 | Yugo | how about this? |
| 22:27.45 | Xho | Best new feature is just the Brotherhood of Steel's power armour |
| 22:27.57 | Xho | If anyone's played Titanfall it's a bit like that |
| 22:28.28 | Monet | I'm guessing the Boston Chapter aren't happy |
| 22:28.46 | Qilby | ? |
| 22:28.52 | Xho | Haven't played enough to know but there doesn't seem to be much of the Brotherhood of Steel in Fallout 4 |
| 22:29.11 | Monet | Well... |
| 22:29.17 | DrodoEmpire | Qilby: Fallout 4 stuff |
| 22:29.23 | DrodoEmpire | I don't know too much either. XD |
| 22:29.33 | Xho | Power armour seems to be like a frame, and then you can apply different pieces of armour to the frame |
| 22:29.38 | Qilby | whats fallout? |
| 22:29.39 | Monet | The Capitol chapter became separated from the group and the East Coast Brotherhood are in decline. |
| 22:29.52 | DrodoEmpire | Qilby: game serie |
| 22:29.54 | DrodoEmpire | *series |
| 22:30.02 | DrodoEmpire | Surprised you have not heard of it. XD |
| 22:31.01 | Qilby | i play things like sly cooper |
| 22:31.54 | DrodoEmpire | Right |
| 22:32.02 | Qilby | fun game |
| 22:32.14 | drom | Hachiman: PC gamer gave Undertale a rating lesser than 85% *wink* *wink* |
| 22:32.48 | Hachiman | PC Gamer didn't get paid enough for their review |
| 22:33.01 | DrodoEmpire | ayy |
| 22:33.29 | Qilby | Sly Cooper and the theivius raccoonus is for the ps2 |
| 22:33.37 | DrodoEmpire | right |
| 22:33.41 | DrodoEmpire | Heard about it before |
| 22:34.07 | drom | Oh damn |
| 22:34.08 | Qilby | ever played it? |
| 22:34.08 | drom | Sly Cooper |
| 22:34.15 | drom | I fucking loved it |
| 22:34.23 | DrodoEmpire | lol |
| 22:34.47 | Xho | The power armour in Fallout 4 is like the Space Marine armour |
| 22:34.55 | Xho | I have absolutely no clue how they manage to reach their gloves |
| 22:35.01 | Qilby | i beat ralighs area for the master thief sprints |
| 22:35.27 | Monet | Xho: Space Marines are big dudes outside their armour. |
| 22:35.32 | Xho | Oh |
| 22:35.40 | Xho | Okay I just don't know then |
| 22:35.54 | drom | Monet: Big shoulders too? |
| 22:36.07 | drom | And small ingrown head |
| 22:36.20 | Qilby | LIKE A BOSS!!! |
| 22:36.47 | drom | No like this guy |
| 22:36.48 | drom | http://media.moddb.com/images/downloads/1/21/20567/tank.jpg |
| 22:36.49 | Monet | http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/11113/111138773/3609075-1127626826-Phili.jpg |
| 22:37.20 | Xho | http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/fallout/images/4/47/T-60b_Power_Armor.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20150617150027 |
| 22:37.39 | Monet | The Brotherhood of Steel though, well the gloves could be entirely mechanical, with the user's hand stopping somewhere in the forearm. |
| 22:37.51 | Hachiman | Seems more proportional than Astartes Power-Armour |
| 22:38.02 | DrodoEmpire | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pt0bXq9QO-k - Hyped for this game |
| 22:38.47 | Monet | Yeah bu the looks if it, the hands and feet would be all machine, with some sort of control mechanism withi nthe mimbs. |
| 22:38.57 | Monet | limbs* |
| 22:39.51 | Monet | >T-60b |
| 22:40.11 | DrodoEmpire | I *love* the musket sounds in the game thusfar |
| 22:40.17 | Monet | Lsat I checked the Brotherhood used T-52 armour. |
| 22:40.21 | DrodoEmpire | Volleys sound awesome. |
| 22:40.44 | Xho | Dunno what power armours are in this game |
| 22:41.08 | Xho | T-45, T-51, T-60 and X-01 apparently |
| 22:42.01 | Monet | No wait I think T-45 was standard Brotherhood armour |
| 22:42.17 | Xho | The X-01 is Enclave I think |
| 22:42.17 | Monet | T-51 was a prototype developed shortly before the bombs fell. |
| 22:42.43 | Xho | http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/fallout/images/5/5e/X-01_Mk.II_Power_Armor.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20150616215806 Certainly looks Enclave-ish |
| 22:44.40 | Monet | Yeah that's Enclave. |
| 22:45.08 | Monet | That armour was popular among Enclave troops in Fallout I and II. |
| 22:46.34 | Yugo | kills monet on accident while target practicing with her portal laser |
| 22:46.51 | Xho | Hachiman: https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xal1/v/t1.0-9/12074880_10154301882864027_6708135984171705834_n.jpg?oh=f446df729dd32419ce54e8fdc1022b74&oe=56F43C76 Lil Jon Snow |
| 22:47.03 | Hachiman | Oh wow |
| 22:47.16 | Hachiman | I remember one cosplay which was like Jon Snow White |
| 22:47.24 | DrodoEmpire | olol |
| 22:47.31 | Hachiman | As in Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs |
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