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| 09:59.58 | Imperios | Hi |
| 10:00.29 | Ghelae | Hello. |
| 10:52.44 | Imperios | Liquid_Ink: So I found a YouTube channel that makes "traditional family values-based reviews" of various games and cartoons |
| 10:53.11 | Liquid_Ink | Oh dear |
| 10:53.57 | Imperios | They claim that, among other things, Frozen makes little girls lesbian |
| 10:54.25 | Imperios | Trolls, not being sexually dimorphic, represent same-sex unions and Hans is apparently a demonisation of "traditional marriage" |
| 10:55.43 | Liquid_Ink | *tut tut tut* |
| 10:56.33 | Imperios | Oh and they also said that Mass Effect corrupts children |
| 10:56.41 | Imperios | CHILDREN |
| 10:56.45 | Imperios | MASS EFFECT |
| 10:57.46 | Imperios | Which did not stop them from using music lifted from Mass Effect in a montage glorifying the Soviet Union and Stalin |
| 10:58.26 | Liquid_Ink | Derp |
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| 11:09.34 | The_MEOW_King | Hello everybody |
| 11:11.23 | Ghelae | Hello. |
| 11:12.24 | The_MEOW_King | I finally started writting the page for my creature |
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| 12:03.04 | drom | Liquid_Ink: I know that you don't play TF2, but it doesn't hinder me from finding this panel of the newest comic funny http://media.steampowered.com/apps/tf2/gargoyles_and_gravel/images/comic/1024x768/023.jpg |
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| 12:10.52 | Jepardi | Hi |
| 12:11.01 | Ghelae | Hello. |
| 12:11.39 | drom | Liquid_Ink: Earlier the same comic, four of the crew is playing D&D http://media.steampowered.com/apps/tf2/gargoyles_and_gravel/images/comic/1024x768/006.jpg http://media.steampowered.com/apps/tf2/gargoyles_and_gravel/images/comic/1024x768/010.jpg |
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| 12:19.25 | Monet | Hi |
| 12:20.05 | Ghelae | Hello. |
| 12:21.51 | drom | Liquid_Ink: by the way, interesting progress on your fiction! |
| 12:22.03 | drom | Hai |
| 12:22.04 | Liquid_Ink | Oh, thank you. |
| 12:22.09 | Liquid_Ink | Any particular part you like? |
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| 12:26.21 | drom | Hard to pick, but the Sts and the region one are quite interesting |
| 12:26.53 | Liquid_Ink | The downside is that my work there is distracting from working on my current ficitons :P |
| 12:29.58 | drom | The downside for me is that the fictionverse is distracting from my life :| |
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| 13:10.08 | Wormy_ | hi |
| 13:10.40 | OluapPlayer | Hi |
| 13:11.54 | Ghelae | Hello. |
| 13:13.25 | Ghelae | Wormy_: So it seems intergalactic colonisation is actually fairly easy even for a small Type II society: http://www.fhi.ox.ac.uk/intergalactic-spreading.pdf |
| 13:16.01 | Ghelae | Also, apparently somebody decided to make a comic about a pair of satellites in an abandoned dyson swarm: http://dord.horse/ |
| 13:22.13 | Wormy_ | reads both |
| 13:23.30 | Wormy_ | How heart the warming (the second) |
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| 13:23.54 | Monet | Hi |
| 13:24.14 | Monet | Have I missed anything? |
| 13:25.10 | Ghelae | Hello. |
| 13:25.43 | Ghelae | All you've missed is me posting a couple of links. |
| 13:26.48 | Ghelae | ...I suppose I should repost them in case you want to know what they were. |
| 13:26.56 | Ghelae | Firstly, it seems intergalactic colonisation is actually fairly easy even for a small Type II society: http://www.fhi.ox.ac.uk/intergalactic-spreading.pdf Secondly, somebody decided to make a comic about a pair of satellites in an abandoned dyson swarm: http://dord.horse/ |
| 13:28.39 | Wormy_ | I've always imagined it was easy for a Type II, given the idea of self-replicating machines as a less expensive example, or building entire stellar engines to move stars as longer-term project |
| 13:28.57 | Wormy_ | We see no evidence for either, of course |
| 13:29.21 | Wormy_ | Unless you are willing to accept UFOs as these machines (I don't really) |
| 13:29.49 | Wormy_ | Anyway, I'll read on |
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| 13:32.45 | Wormy_ | Ghelae: Though I have wondered, if self-replicating machines were on the nanoscale, would we even recognise the technology? |
| 13:33.06 | Ghelae | I don't think it would be obvious. |
| 13:33.24 | Ghelae | But we'd certainly be able to tell it was something self-replicating if we got it under a microscope. |
| 13:33.44 | Wormy_ | "]. Extragalactic SETI has not been studied much [9] (with the exception of [10]), perhaps due to a bias towards radio communications and against the Kardashev Type III civilizations that would be the only observable intelligences at this scale. " |
| 13:33.53 | Wormy_ | Looks like they are onto a similar question |
| 13:39.14 | Ghelae | Way down on page 22, they conclude that a single dyson sphere would be able to produce a billion 30g replicators and launch them to at least 762 million galaxies within the nearest 2.33 gigaparsecs. |
| 13:39.21 | Ghelae | Oh, and this would take them six hours. |
| 13:39.25 | The_MEOW_King | ooooj |
| 13:39.27 | The_MEOW_King | Interesting |
| 13:40.14 | Ghelae | I'll give you the link as well if you want to read: http://www.fhi.ox.ac.uk/intergalactic-spreading.pdf |
| 13:41.47 | Wormy_ | It's a very interesting paper looking at a wide range of possibilities |
| 13:42.00 | The_MEOW_King | I'll read it if I get the time |
| 13:42.08 | The_MEOW_King | (And the motivation) |
| 13:46.13 | Wormy_ | The paper weakens the "we are alone" argument. But even if we are, it is more feasible we could expand across the universe, and possibly taking on the role of continuing intelligence in the universe. Perhaps in a sense it would be more like space opera in the end, because human colonies would eventually diversity into various post-species by nature or by modification |
| 13:46.30 | Wormy_ | *diversify |
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| 13:48.25 | Ghelae | It weakens the "we are alone" argument in the sense that it requires us to be extremely alone, while previously one could suggest that, for example, maybe there's just one technological species per million galaxies to make the Fermi paradox work, now it has to be reduced to about one per billion. |
| 13:48.38 | Ghelae | Hello. |
| 13:49.52 | dino82_ | hello! |
| 13:51.32 | Ghelae | 388 million galaxies, actually, is the maximum number of galaxies from which any species setting out at 0.99c five billion years ago could have reached us. |
| 13:53.38 | Ghelae | And even at 0.5c one billion years ago would have allowed any aliens from the nearest 263,000 galaxies to reach us. |
| 13:59.05 | Wormy_ | So they must be rare, unless their mode of expansion is still undetectable |
| 13:59.15 | Wormy_ | (I've not read the whole paper yet) |
| 14:00.47 | Wormy_ | By that I mean, truly alien life which may not choose to colonise the entire universe, or who's infrared signature is quite small |
| 14:01.18 | Ghelae | That would still require every single civilisation who does such a thing to be undetectible, and that brings us back to the uniformity-of-motive problem. |
| 14:02.03 | Ghelae | So as usual, the two main explanations are that technological civilisations are extremely rare, or that some ancient supercivilisation is exerting its control over all species within millions of nearby galaxies. |
| 14:03.38 | Ghelae | The other options are the less likely ones: uniformity-of-motive, inevitable technological disaster before the ability to make interstellar probes is reached, or a technological ceiling that we don't know about. |
| 14:04.15 | Ghelae | What the paper does, really, is make all of the options even more extreme - and the unlikely options even more unlikely - than before. |
| 14:05.04 | Wormy_ | I suppose that's right, a civilisation like us only needs to rise up once |
| 14:07.39 | Wormy_ | There might still be others, if there is a single super-civilisation |
| 14:08.02 | Wormy_ | They would obviously be fleeing at relativistic velocities no-one could catch up with |
| 14:08.15 | Wormy_ | Or would be hiding in some-way |
| 14:09.51 | Ghelae | Yes. |
| 14:10.45 | Wormy_ | I suppose there might be a sort of evolutionary competition in the stars that leads to only the most competitive civilisations (eventually one) prospering. So hiders/truly alien life may not survive long, though in they existed before the supercivilisation, they might have superior hiding abilities (or have left at high velocities) |
| 14:12.20 | Ghelae | There's probably a limit as to how trigger-happy the supercivilisation needs to be before it decides to kill other aliens as a threat. |
| 14:12.40 | Ghelae | Or assimilate them etc. |
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| 14:14.59 | Ghelae | So hider civilisations may be left alone as long as they stay hiding. |
| 14:15.01 | Ghelae | Hello. |
| 14:15.10 | OluapPlayer | Hi |
| 14:18.34 | Wormy_ | Let's hope so |
| 14:19.00 | dino82_ | hello! :D |
| 14:19.08 | The_MEOW_King | Hello :D |
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| 14:26.14 | Wormy_ | I don't find the "They are all online" hypothesis very convincing, partly because of the requirement of uniformity, and also because even a civilisation that bases itself on virtual reality will need to expand their energy harvesting technologies |
| 14:27.17 | Wormy_ | Even if they build the most efficient and compact processors, there will come eventual limits and that civilisation will need to expand for resources and energy |
| 14:32.08 | Wormy_ | Ghelae: 5 Unexplained Sea Monsters Caught on Tape https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFXclm8KSz4 |
| 14:32.40 | Ghelae | If this is just things like the Bloop I'm going to be disappointed. :P |
| 14:32.49 | Wormy_ | Most of these I haven't heard of |
| 14:32.52 | Wormy_ | Not this time |
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| 14:34.45 | Ghelae | Hello. |
| 14:34.51 | Wormy_ | I think the Tsunami creature is an illusion |
| 14:35.05 | Wormy_ | if genuine |
| 14:35.32 | Ghelae | The first one I've read about recently. My first impression was refraction severely distorting the image of a dolphin or some other creature, but that would have to be really severe. |
| 14:35.50 | Ghelae | There are bound to be other suggestions on the internet, but for now I'm going to suggest a baby sea serpent. :P |
| 14:36.19 | Ghelae | The second I remember reading that it's thought to be a hoax. A load of netting or whatever dumped on the seabed to look like a creature. |
| 14:38.05 | Ghelae | The third one - the tsunami creature - the video for that is so low-quality I don't know what to make of it. |
| 14:38.40 | Wormy_ | The whole footage of the Tsunami creature https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C25RTDXFNWY |
| 14:43.26 | Ghelae | Yeah, there's nothing you can really make of that. |
| 14:43.34 | Ghelae | Could be anything. |
| 14:44.14 | Wormy_ | Some people have suggested it might be steam from an electrical line coming undone, or water being forced up something hollow as a series of coincidences |
| 14:44.41 | Wormy_ | It looks too ephemeral to be a creature, and why would it leap out the water like that? |
| 14:46.48 | Wormy_ | Anyway, I watched the following Alltimeconspiracies video and learned of a new convincing explanation for Nessy |
| 14:48.08 | Wormy_ | The https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wels_catfish can live for 90 years and grows quite large over many years. The Victorians, who loved exotic pets, might have put a few in the loch, and they might have grown to large sizes by the 1930s |
| 14:48.37 | Wormy_ | The low foodstock might have kept their population small |
| 14:49.46 | Ghelae | Could explain a few sightings, I suppose. |
| 14:51.33 | Wormy_ | You don't need much to start a legend |
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| 14:52.00 | Ghel | A catfish could explain some of the sightings, sure. |
| 14:52.51 | Wormy_ | [14:51] <Wormy_> You don't need much to start a legend |
| 14:52.54 | OluapPlayer | Nessie was a kitten after all |
| 14:53.05 | Ghel | A quick looks suggests the two most popular explanations for the Corfu monster are a) a very dull-coloured cuttlefish, with the apparent snout being the tentacles being bunched together, and b) something artificial, either a piece of metal or rubber detritus + pareidolia, or a toy held underwater as a hoax. |
| 14:53.10 | Wormy_ | Yeah I wouldn't want to pet a catfish |
| 14:54.08 | Wormy_ | Unfortunately, it is a bad picture evidence-wise, for there is no scale |
| 14:54.14 | Wormy_ | A toy is quite possible |
| 14:54.51 | Ghel | Being taken off the side of a boat touring one of Corfu's caves, it can't be very big. |
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| 14:55.33 | Ghel | Also suspicious is that the picture was immediately sent to a tabloid newspaper rather than marine biologists. |
| 15:01.19 | Wormy_ | The Iceland river monster may not be fake, but its can't be concluded that it is not inanimate object subject to the unusual flow of water you get with ice. |
| 15:02.46 | Wormy_ | it can't be a cold-blooded reptile, either |
| 15:03.29 | Ghel | It could be a dead cold-blooded reptile. Then it would be also be an inanimate object subject to the flow of water. |
| 15:03.48 | Ghel | Where it would come from would then be a mystery, though. |
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| 15:13.00 | dino82_ | Tertius Bellum has begun: http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Tertius_Bellum/Battle_of_Ramalivua |
| 15:14.22 | Wormy_ | dino: I like that blurred effect on the picture with Ramjon and Ramashe |
| 15:16.37 | dino82_ | @Wormy: Thanks :D Done that with Paint Net and then added some movement blur before putting the image in the Ramashe room image |
| 15:17.11 | dino82_ | Though I did not manage to get it glow more |
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| 15:45.20 | The_MEOW_King | dino, how did you do the scene where the renforcement arrive at the planet? |
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| 16:24.38 | Hellrock | Hello |
| 16:24.54 | Monet | hi |
| 16:29.58 | OpelSpeedster | Delayed hi |
| 17:00.57 | TekDroid | ~test |
| 17:01.03 | infobot | it has been said that test is not funny |
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| 17:24.29 | Hachiman | Hai |
| 17:24.37 | Ghel | Hello. |
| 17:25.50 | Monet | hi |
| 17:26.26 | Wormy_ | Hyperfrog https://twitter.com/SteampunkStone/status/660172623763009536 |
| 17:29.13 | Wormy_ | OluapPlayer http://www.edispost.com/porcupine-tastes-his-first-pumpkin/ |
| 17:30.35 | OluapPlayer | That's the friendliest porcupine I've ever seen |
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| 17:48.26 | Wormy_ | Cockatoo finding out he is going to the vet https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UUjJysUMTw |
| 17:50.13 | Wormy_ | dog stoned https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WM5VMrCBOL8 |
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| 18:04.46 | Wormy_ | What type of cat is that? http://imgur.com/gallery/1HxH6Ah |
| 18:05.15 | dino82_ | lol |
| 18:05.18 | Wormy_ | http://imgur.com/gallery/NUqKOGn |
| 18:21.53 | OpelSpeedster | "Aang is definitely there" |
| 18:35.56 | The_MEOW_King | Ghelae ? |
| 18:41.08 | Wormy_ | He's away |
| 18:42.09 | Ghelaway | If you want to ask me something, you might as well just ask me, and that way I can anwer as soon as I see it instead of responding and then waiting for you to ask the question. |
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| 19:20.30 | The_MEOW_King | Ghelae , I was wondering if it was possible to have relations with the good/bad starter example (just to know) |
| 19:20.45 | Ghel | No; they're both non-canon. |
| 19:21.07 | Ghel | You could certainly write about relations with them if you want, but I don't expect anyone else would take them seriously. |
| 19:21.20 | The_MEOW_King | Okay Thanks |
| 19:21.48 | OpelSpeedster | The_MEOW_King: I think you could make empires that spoof the starter examples |
| 19:22.02 | OpelSpeedster | But for the Bad Starter you would have to tone them down, so they obviously wouldn't be overpowered |
| 19:22.08 | The_MEOW_King | Yeah |
| 19:22.36 | OpelSpeedster | Maybe you could make it so they *think* they are capable of doing those overpowered things, but in reality can't and often are destroyed because of that |
| 19:22.43 | The_MEOW_King | Sometimes I just look at the bad starter example and laugh because of all the "u suck" and "wat" in it |
| 19:22.44 | The_MEOW_King | And yeah |
| 19:22.53 | The_MEOW_King | They are like "we will pwn u" |
| 19:22.56 | The_MEOW_King | *get pwned* |
| 19:23.01 | The_MEOW_King | "ha u missed loser" |
| 19:23.10 | OpelSpeedster | lol |
| 19:23.31 | OpelSpeedster | A couple more ideas |
| 19:23.51 | OpelSpeedster | Maybe they could be just a bunch of unorganized tribes on a planet that never managed to evolve too much due to their destructive tendencies |
| 19:24.00 | The_MEOW_King | Lol |
| 19:24.10 | OpelSpeedster | But were visited by a civilization that had advanced technologies but didn't exactly know how to defend themselves |
| 19:24.38 | The_MEOW_King | And the advanced cilivization got "rekt" as the tribes would say |
| 19:24.48 | OpelSpeedster | And they used their only actually good trait - reverse-engineering, to recreate those technologies they got from said civilization |
| 19:25.04 | OpelSpeedster | and then started to spread throughout the galaxy, spreading their toxic idiocy around |
| 19:25.11 | The_MEOW_King | And thus the bad starter example was born |
| 19:25.19 | OpelSpeedster | Just make sure not to make them too much like the Loron |
| 19:25.28 | The_MEOW_King | Loron? |
| 19:25.45 | OpelSpeedster | To simplify: A species which is incredibly strong, but equally incredibly stupid |
| 19:26.04 | OpelSpeedster | But the Loron actually know how to fight |
| 19:26.20 | Ghel | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Creature:Loron |
| 19:26.20 | The_MEOW_King | Kinda like rabbids? |
| 19:26.35 | The_MEOW_King | Oh my god their face |
| 19:26.40 | Ghel | Knowing what the Loron are is a very important part of participation in the SporeWikiverse. |
| 19:26.47 | OpelSpeedster | ^ |
| 19:27.08 | OpelSpeedster | They may be dumb, but piss them off and you're done for |
| 19:27.17 | The_MEOW_King | HEY MOOSTAKE THE HAIRY |
| 19:27.18 | The_MEOW_King | Dont |
| 19:27.19 | The_MEOW_King | EVER |
| 19:27.21 | The_MEOW_King | contact the Loron |
| 19:27.23 | The_MEOW_King | k? |
| 19:27.35 | OpelSpeedster | Which is probably the reason why nobody responds to their shenanigans in the universal discussion board |
| 19:29.44 | The_MEOW_King | So they're alone |
| 19:29.50 | The_MEOW_King | And they have no friends |
| 19:30.15 | Ghel | If you read the first paragraph of the page you'd know the answer to that. |
| 19:30.34 | The_MEOW_King | I saw it |
| 19:31.15 | Ghel | "They have no friends" may be mostly true, but they aren't alone. |
| 19:31.39 | OpelSpeedster | Ghel: I looked at the "Heroes of the Gigaquadrant" image, and there was a Loron in it. Aren't they supposed to be always evil? |
| 19:31.47 | The_MEOW_King | Ooooh |
| 19:31.49 | OpelSpeedster | Or there are a few good Loron/it's referring to the Loron on the UNO? |
| 19:32.21 | Ghel | Primarily the latter, I think (I don't remember the image). |
| 19:32.22 | The_MEOW_King | Ohh they are part of a group of empires as I see |
| 19:32.30 | Wormy_away | Loron are not evil, just unsophisticated and lacking intellectual restraint |
| 19:32.50 | Ghel | And violent. |
| 19:32.52 | Wormy_away | The males, that is. |
| 19:32.56 | OpelSpeedster | Ah |
| 19:32.59 | OpelSpeedster | Yeah, I looked up the Norol |
| 19:33.09 | The_MEOW_King | Did any empire ever made the mistake... |
| 19:33.15 | The_MEOW_King | Of menacing the Loron? |
| 19:33.29 | OpelSpeedster | A few probably did, but I don't know for sure |
| 19:34.14 | Ghel | It's almost always the Loron that strike first. |
| 19:34.16 | OpelSpeedster | I do know that plenty of civilizations in the Loron-infested regions of Borealis tend to become prey of Da Rogue Boyz(a faction of rogue Loron), but they are not user-controlled civilizations |
| 19:34.41 | OpelSpeedster | And yeah, it's mostly as Ghelae said |
| 19:35.04 | OpelSpeedster | So it's best to both not contact them and avoid their colonies |
| 19:35.29 | Ghel | I don't believe any *user* has made the mistake of starting a war with the Loron. |
| 19:35.56 | Wormy_away | I imagine humans without such restraint may become violent and ape-like |
| 19:36.03 | Ghel | Although that's because we tend to actually plan our fictions rather than just jumping into them. |
| 19:36.26 | Technobliterator | Well, the Loron don't really need much reason to go to war with anyone |
| 19:36.33 | Ghel | Wormy: There are real-world examples of that. |
| 19:36.38 | The_MEOW_King | Random Empire : Hey Loron |
| 19:36.41 | The_MEOW_King | Loron : WAR! |
| 19:36.48 | The_MEOW_King | *kill empire* |
| 19:36.54 | The_MEOW_King | Is it pretty much like tha? |
| 19:36.59 | OpelSpeedster | The_MEOW_King: I don't think it goes like this, more like the Loron would insult the empire |
| 19:37.01 | The_MEOW_King | that* |
| 19:37.02 | OpelSpeedster | Or maybe I'm wrong too. |
| 19:37.27 | The_MEOW_King | Would they still go to war? |
| 19:37.37 | The_MEOW_King | Or just insult? |
| 19:37.43 | Wormy_away | Ghel: It is said that even looking at a gang of angry drunks can make them set on you. |
| 19:37.44 | Ghel | Insults, killing, pizza. That's basically the Loron's modus operandi. |
| 19:38.02 | OpelSpeedster | As Techno said, they don't really have much reason to go to war unless you really annoy them or are blocking their objectives |
| 19:38.05 | The_MEOW_King | Empire : We pointed our telescope at the loron homeworld |
| 19:38.11 | The_MEOW_King | Loron : *kills empire* |
| 19:38.12 | OpelSpeedster | And frankly, UNO happens to do both :p |
| 19:38.17 | The_MEOW_King | I think i'm exagerating |
| 19:38.26 | OpelSpeedster | Yeah, you are |
| 19:38.41 | Ghel | Wormy_away: That could well be an example, yes. |
| 19:38.46 | OpelSpeedster | As powerful as the Loron are, they still don't have the technology to know if some stray astrologist is looking at their world |
| 19:38.57 | The_MEOW_King | Yeah |
| 19:39.23 | OpelSpeedster | Also, what galaxy are you in? |
| 19:39.24 | Ghel | You mean astronomer. Don't confuse astronomy with astrology when there are scientists around. :P |
| 19:39.28 | The_MEOW_King | Would the bad starter empire and the loron be friends? |
| 19:39.32 | OpelSpeedster | Ghel: derp |
| 19:39.51 | OpelSpeedster | I'd think the Loron would accuse the Bad Starter of being knock-offs of them |
| 19:40.21 | The_MEOW_King | I imagined their conversation |
| 19:40.24 | The_MEOW_King | BSE : u suck |
| 19:40.27 | The_MEOW_King | Loron : No u suck |
| 19:40.29 | The_MEOW_King | BSE : u |
| 19:40.32 | The_MEOW_King | Loron : U SUCK |
| 19:40.36 | The_MEOW_King | BSF : NO U SUCK |
| 19:41.04 | The_MEOW_King | *they both go into a war and anhiliated everything* |
| 19:41.07 | The_MEOW_King | THE END |
| 19:43.00 | Technobliterator | Uh |
| 19:43.06 | Technobliterator | The BSE are not even canon |
| 19:43.11 | The_MEOW_King | I know |
| 19:43.23 | OpelSpeedster | Technobliterator: He is making a civilization that parodies the BSE |
| 19:43.40 | Technobliterator | That's...pointless |
| 19:43.41 | The_MEOW_King | wait what |
| 19:43.46 | The_MEOW_King | <PROTECTED> |
| 19:44.03 | The_MEOW_King | I never said that* |
| 19:44.35 | The_MEOW_King | You suggested it but I never confirmed it |
| 19:44.48 | OpelSpeedster | Oh |
| 19:44.50 | OpelSpeedster | Sorry about that |
| 19:45.06 | The_MEOW_King | I'm not wasting my time doing a poopy civilization :P |
| 19:46.57 | The_MEOW_King | By the way, when did the most recent new user joined (exept me) |
| 19:47.39 | Wormy_away | http://spore.wikia.com/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&type=newusers&user=&page=&year=&month=-1&hide_patrol_log=1 |
| 19:47.46 | The_MEOW_King | Thanks |
| 19:47.47 | Wormy_away | see for yourself |
| 19:47.58 | Wormy_away | <PROTECTED> |
| 19:48.13 | Wormy_away | I don't even know how to call that in my mind |
| 19:48.21 | Ghel | Or if you look at http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Special:RecentChanges, you'd see the most recent user joined less than 10 minutes ago. |
| 19:48.35 | The_MEOW_King | ç¦ç¹è¸æ±½æº="Watt steam engine" according to google traduction |
| 19:48.46 | Technobliterator | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:A_Loron_History_of_SporeWiki anyone want me to cover any topics? |
| 19:49.05 | Wormy_away | Yeah, most in the user creation log don't stay |
| 19:49.22 | The_MEOW_King | I looked at the loron history ONE SECOND |
| 19:49.25 | The_MEOW_King | And I laughed |
| 19:49.28 | The_MEOW_King | laughted* |
| 19:49.54 | OpelSpeedster | Technobliterator: How about the Great Xonexian Schism? |
| 19:50.00 | OpelSpeedster | Or are you focusing solely on Borealis events? |
| 19:50.07 | Wormy_away | "smakin dese wannabes known as da Zazane. cocky lil twits dey is" |
| 19:50.11 | Hachiman | Events Loron were involved in |
| 19:50.12 | Technobliterator | I can't cover that because it's not finished yet |
| 19:50.19 | The_MEOW_King | I love this "Loron History of Sporewiki" |
| 19:50.24 | The_MEOW_King | It's just so funny |
| 19:50.29 | Technobliterator | It doesn't have to be limited to events they were involved in, though |
| 19:50.48 | The_MEOW_King | Ooooh |
| 19:50.51 | The_MEOW_King | So we can suggest anything? |
| 19:51.18 | Technobliterator | Yes, as long as a) if it's an event, it's finished and b) if it's an empire, the Loron have a vague idea who they are |
| 19:51.26 | Technobliterator | I'm thinking of making a Loron History of UNO next |
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| 19:52.03 | OpelSpeedster | Hia, deom |
| 19:52.05 | OpelSpeedster | er |
| 19:52.06 | OpelSpeedster | drom |
| 19:52.09 | drom | hello |
| 19:52.20 | Technobliterator | hi drom |
| 19:52.25 | Ghel | Hello. |
| 19:53.06 | The_MEOW_King | Wait |
| 19:53.18 | The_MEOW_King | it says "we killed dem stoopid xhodie boyz" |
| 19:53.32 | The_MEOW_King | xhodie boyz=xhodoctoes? |
| 19:53.38 | Technobliterator | yes |
| 19:53.59 | drom | I thought it meant more or less about the servants/thralls of the Xhodocto |
| 19:54.25 | The_MEOW_King | I need to reformulate my last question |
| 19:54.36 | The_MEOW_King | Do you know the latest new user (excluding me) WHO STAYED |
| 19:54.37 | The_MEOW_King | ? |
| 19:54.45 | Technobliterator | meh, it's not like the Loron can tell the difference |
| 19:54.55 | The_MEOW_King | Lol |
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| 19:55.21 | drom | Technobliterator: Everything's pizza for the Loron |
| 19:55.25 | The_MEOW_King | To da Loronz |
| 19:55.29 | The_MEOW_King | everybody |
| 19:55.31 | The_MEOW_King | are luzers |
| 19:55.52 | Imperios | Hi |
| 19:55.57 | Ghel | Hello. |
| 19:55.57 | The_MEOW_King | Hi! |
| 19:56.11 | Ghel | The_MEOW_King: The new user log would suggest Morphy10 is the most recent new user to stay. But we don't really keep track of that kind of thing. |
| 19:56.17 | The_MEOW_King | okay |
| 19:56.42 | The_MEOW_King | The ops are really helpful here :D |
| 19:56.52 | drom | MORPH! |
| 19:59.10 | Wormy_away | Technobliterator: Something just occurred to me. If an outside force wanted to destabilise Loron society, would creating intellectual male Lorons work? |
| 19:59.48 | Wormy_away | There would no longer be a dependance on females, and males would be equally strong and intelligent |
| 20:00.58 | Wormy_away | Or is that, a very, very bad idea. Would the male Loron remain hyper-aggressive? |
| 20:01.00 | Technobliterator | Well, the problem is that those intelligent ones might not be too popular |
| 20:01.08 | The_MEOW_King | Intelligent lorons? |
| 20:01.11 | Technobliterator | They'd be likely to remain hyper-aggressive |
| 20:01.32 | Technobliterator | Gratz'kaoz was relatively smart and friendly at the start, but early in his childhood he was bullied so much he became the most insane Loron who ever live |
| 20:01.33 | Technobliterator | d |
| 20:01.54 | Ghel | So they might still be strong and aggressive but they'll be bullied en masse. |
| 20:02.27 | OpelSpeedster | Unless there are enough intellectual lorons to form a group to overthrow the dumb ones. |
| 20:02.28 | Wormy_away | Well, what if they were created with sufficient numbers... And became like Nazis |
| 20:02.39 | OpelSpeedster | ^ Or that. |
| 20:02.39 | Ghel | If the idea is getting rid of females, then I suppose it's a bit like those projects to decrease mosquito populations by releasing sterile male mosquitoes into their habitats. |
| 20:02.52 | Ghel | So you'd need very large numbers. |
| 20:03.28 | Ghel | As for "became like Nazis", the Loron don't seem to have much inhibitions against things like genocide anyway. |
| 20:04.01 | Ghel | Assuming that's what you meant. I don't actually know what you meant. |
| 20:04.18 | Wormy_away | The outside force would have to hope that the Nazi Lorons don't turn against them |
| 20:04.45 | Wormy_away | Well, I was thinking of this group being used to displace and destroy the traditional male Loron |
| 20:04.56 | The_MEOW_King | I know how to destroy the whole Loron empire |
| 20:05.16 | The_MEOW_King | Tell them "1+1=?" |
| 20:05.20 | The_MEOW_King | Their brains will blow up |
| 20:05.29 | Imperios | I think there was an AU story where Lorons were smart and imperialistic |
| 20:05.32 | Wormy_away | But I can see how impractical and pointless that project would be, it would be like making an even worser Loron |
| 20:05.34 | OpelSpeedster | The_MEOW_King: They would just answer 'picca' |
| 20:05.36 | OpelSpeedster | pizza* |
| 20:05.37 | Ghel | The_MEOW_King: No, they'll just punch you in the face. |
| 20:05.41 | The_MEOW_King | Yeah |
| 20:05.43 | OpelSpeedster | Or that |
| 20:05.47 | The_MEOW_King | 1+1=... |
| 20:05.49 | The_MEOW_King | hmmmm |
| 20:05.51 | The_MEOW_King | WE KILL U |
| 20:06.01 | The_MEOW_King | *Lorons kill you* |
| 20:06.04 | Ghel | If you're going to come up with such a simple suggestion like that, just provide them with a mass delivery of pizza laced with cyanide. |
| 20:06.10 | The_MEOW_King | Good idea |
| 20:06.15 | Imperios | OluapPlayer: http://img05.deviantart.net/c13b/i/2011/255/7/4/mass_effect_3___reapers_by_candystrike-d49mpdd.jpg |
| 20:07.52 | Imperios | Wouldn't they simply eventually develop a resistance to cyanide |
| 20:08.35 | The_MEOW_King | If they all eat the pizza |
| 20:08.39 | The_MEOW_King | They won't have time |
| 20:08.42 | The_MEOW_King | And they would die |
| 20:09.02 | drom | Depends on their [bio]chemistry |
| 20:09.11 | Technobliterator | The last time an "intelligent" Loron took over a Loron civilization, Zr'Ahgloth just overthrew him later |
| 20:09.34 | Technobliterator | I'm trying to think of some extra stupid UNO rules the Loron would think... |
| 20:09.52 | Ghel | Of course, if "give everyone poisoned food" was a realistic method of bringing down empires, it would have been used many times before against others. |
| 20:10.00 | The_MEOW_King | "No looking at the Lorons or u die" |
| 20:10.40 | *** join/#sporewiki Xho (97e2e597@gateway/web/freenode/ip.151.226.229.151) |
| 20:10.48 | Ghel | Hello. |
| 20:10.52 | The_MEOW_King | Hello Xhodocto |
| 20:10.53 | drom | If they have Hydrochloric acid as gastric acid. Then I believe they won't ever be able to build resistance to cyanide |
| 20:11.10 | OpelSpeedster | Hi, Xho |
| 20:11.12 | The_MEOW_King | I know the "give everyone poisoned food" wouldn't work on most empires |
| 20:11.16 | The_MEOW_King | But the Lorons are different |
| 20:11.30 | The_MEOW_King | They see pizza, they eat it |
| 20:11.46 | Ghel | drom: ...Are you basing that off any knowledge of how cyanide works? |
| 20:11.57 | Technobliterator | Yeah, they're...also very resistant to most poisons because they lived on a planet full of poisonous creatures |
| 20:12.02 | The_MEOW_King | Oooh |
| 20:12.04 | The_MEOW_King | In that case |
| 20:12.20 | Ghel | You also need a) a lot of pizza and b) there to be no poison-detecting devices or whatever. |
| 20:12.21 | Xho | AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA |
| 20:12.23 | Xho | Hi |
| 20:13.11 | Technobliterator | hi xho |
| 20:13.32 | OpelSpeedster | Xho: Are you still mad because Imp didn't read that article you posted? |
| 20:13.41 | The_MEOW_King | What is the Loron populatio? |
| 20:13.44 | The_MEOW_King | population* |
| 20:13.46 | OluapPlayer | spu |
| 20:13.58 | Xho | OpelSpeedster: No that was just me joking on the matter |
| 20:13.58 | OluapPlayer | Loron population = more than yours |
| 20:14.06 | Xho | u |
| 20:14.07 | OpelSpeedster | yeah, i know |
| 20:14.17 | drom | Ghel: Not so much, but I know that when cyanide becomes in contact with any compound containing chlorine, a reaction will occur and out comes hydrocyanic acid, which is extremely acidic and toxic to any organism. |
| 20:14.20 | OpelSpeedster | Was responding to the joke |
| 20:14.34 | The_MEOW_King | Sooo |
| 20:14.43 | The_MEOW_King | If my population is 1 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 |
| 20:14.47 | The_MEOW_King | They have "more than dat" |
| 20:14.58 | OpelSpeedster | They would need to be humongous |
| 20:15.01 | OpelSpeedster | but of course |
| 20:15.06 | Ghel | drom: Okay. Well, the actual reason that cyanide is toxic is because it does a very good impression of oxygen, so it gets to where oxygen is supposed to enter the process of respiration and promptly does nothing, while stopping oxygen from doing what it's supposed to do. |
| 20:15.11 | OpelSpeedster | Unless you are ridiculously advanced in Tier 1, you will never have that much |
| 20:15.19 | The_MEOW_King | It's an example |
| 20:15.25 | Xho | Well I think the general joke of the Loron is that they have a virtually infinite population |
| 20:15.29 | The_MEOW_King | If they always have "more than me" |
| 20:15.30 | The_MEOW_King | Oooh |
| 20:15.35 | Xho | Because they're too stupid to check it themselves |
| 20:15.36 | The_MEOW_King | So I need |
| 20:15.39 | The_MEOW_King | infinite pizzas |
| 20:15.47 | drom | Ghel: Correction, Hydrogen, not Chloride >.< |
| 20:15.48 | The_MEOW_King | And infinite cyanide |
| 20:15.59 | OpelSpeedster | The_MEOW_King: A better way is to have a way to make a lot of pizza and cyanide in short ammounts of time |
| 20:16.11 | Ghel | Realistically, the largest civilisations could manufacture enough poisoned pizzas with their huge industrial capacities. |
| 20:16.18 | Ghel | But as mentioned, there are other flaws in the process. |
| 20:16.37 | Ghel | Namely actually getting the pizzas to the Loron, and then ensuring the poison works. |
| 20:16.44 | OpelSpeedster | ^ |
| 20:16.45 | The_MEOW_King | Leader : We managed to build dyson spheres around 100 000 stars |
| 20:16.54 | The_MEOW_King | Random Guy : What are we gonna do with all the power? |
| 20:17.00 | The_MEOW_King | Leader : Make pizzas! |
| 20:17.19 | OpelSpeedster | I'd like to see that |
| 20:17.25 | The_MEOW_King | What is the poison actually made them stronger |
| 20:17.28 | Ghel | There are also better uses for all those pizzas. |
| 20:17.35 | OluapPlayer | That ain't gonna work in the long run, the Loron will just grow resistance to the poison |
| 20:17.37 | The_MEOW_King | Because their bodies are too dumb to realise they're poisoned |
| 20:17.40 | Ghel | Like not poisoning them and eating them for yourselves. |
| 20:17.51 | OpelSpeedster | Ghel: Or feeding those to the starving |
| 20:18.00 | Xho | The Loron are basically the strongest race on the wiki before going into augmented categories |
| 20:18.08 | OluapPlayer | They grew resistance to radiation, I'm sure they can shrug off a poison |
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| 20:18.34 | Ghelae | By "yourselves", I didn't just mean a few individuals have 100,000 stars'-worth of pizza. |
| 20:18.44 | OpelSpeedster | Yeah, all in all I think it's pretty much impossible to destroy the Loron. |
| 20:18.45 | drom | I believe that the Nomatarians would have no issue to produce said posioned pizzas due to their biochemistry (they for instance exhale hydrogen cyanide) |
| 20:18.54 | The_MEOW_King | Impossible? |
| 20:19.03 | The_MEOW_King | Could the Xhodoctoes do it if they wanted to ? |
| 20:19.05 | OpelSpeedster | Well, either impossible or so, so difficult it's not worth it. |
| 20:19.21 | Xho | Xhodocto are entirely different |
| 20:19.22 | OpelSpeedster | They could, but they don't see the difference between the Loron and the rest of the universe; they're all the same to them |
| 20:19.22 | OluapPlayer | Xhodocto can do anything so yes |
| 20:19.39 | OpelSpeedster | So if a Xhodocto wanted to destroy the Loron, they would want to destroy the rest while they're at it |
| 20:19.49 | OluapPlayer | I imagine any godrace has the power of killing off the Loron |
| 20:20.03 | OluapPlayer | Theoretically the Taldar could simply make it so that they were never born at all |
| 20:20.38 | The_MEOW_King | Smart |
| 20:21.38 | Xho | Xhodocto - hao bout u stahp messin wit da course of tiem and manage it insted dum time bacon |
| 20:21.54 | OluapPlayer | >time bacon |
| 20:21.56 | OluapPlayer | kek |
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| 20:22.20 | Xho | Monet: Just so you know on Ark I've harvested about 400 metal |
| 20:22.37 | The_MEOW_King | I have to go |
| 20:22.43 | The_MEOW_King | Cya everybody |
| 20:22.48 | Monet | Nice. Plenty of metal to work with on our projects. |
| 20:23.00 | The_MEOW_King | Bye! |
| 20:23.01 | OpelSpeedster | See you later I guess |
| 20:23.08 | The_MEOW_King | Same for you |
| 20:23.48 | Xho | I also came across a Skeletal Alpha Rex and I freaked because it was a high level as well |
| 20:24.08 | Xho | OluapPlayer: You should get Ark, lotsa dinos |
| 20:24.18 | OluapPlayer | Isn't that an early access game? |
| 20:24.22 | Xho | Yup |
| 20:24.29 | OluapPlayer | Yeah I don't support early access |
| 20:24.36 | Xho | dum brazil u get dis nao |
| 20:24.38 | drom | Wormy_away Tekdroid Ghelae: So I wrote a function to convert variadic templates to an arrays. |
| 20:24.47 | OluapPlayer | "let's release a beta and never finish it" |
| 20:24.51 | OluapPlayer | Thats' early access |
| 20:25.06 | Xho | I'd say they further increase the content with it per update |
| 20:25.10 | Xho | It's more or less a full game |
| 20:25.18 | drom | All it does now is spewing out compiler errors -_- |
| 20:25.19 | OluapPlayer | You mean they finish the unfinished game hur |
| 20:25.29 | Xho | Pretty much |
| 20:25.38 | Xho | But I don't see anything that calls it early access really |
| 20:26.00 | Xho | I'd understand it if there was a lot less content in it but there's quite a lot |
| 20:26.30 | Monet | Ark is probably one of the most intensely-updated indie games I've ever seen. |
| 20:26.42 | Monet | Well, apart from Star Citizen. |
| 20:27.00 | Xho | More or less one update a week I think |
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| 20:27.11 | The_Randomness | Hello |
| 20:27.12 | Monet | But IDK if Star Citizen counts in this as its not early access. |
| 20:27.16 | Monet | Hi |
| 20:27.23 | OpelSpeedster | Hey |
| 20:27.41 | Ghelae | Hello. |
| 20:28.07 | Xho | Ark is massively unforgiving though |
| 20:28.35 | Ghelae | drom: That doesn't sound like a successful project. |
| 20:28.51 | Xho | It doesn't matter what level you are, you go into the wrong place and you are guaranteed to die |
| 20:28.54 | Monet | *Surpsise Raptor kills you, respawn naked either on a beach or in your bedin * |
| 20:29.05 | Xho | Surprise Raptors happen a lot |
| 20:29.13 | Xho | It makes you gather a hatred for Raptors |
| 20:29.36 | drom | Ghelae: http://i.imgur.com/Y07HRff.jpg |
| 20:29.53 | Xho | Monet and I were low levelled and all of a sudden an Alpha Raptor (super duper hard-to-kill miniboss) appears NEAR THE DAMN SPAWN |
| 20:30.12 | The_Randomness | lol |
| 20:30.20 | Monet | That was something like 10 minutes in wasn't it? |
| 20:30.24 | Xho | I had to go admin on it and godmode the thing to kill it |
| 20:30.30 | Xho | It was on like Day 3 |
| 20:30.46 | Xho | I think we're around Day 30 now |
| 20:31.22 | Xho | Our house also got swarmed with a shitload of Dilos so we had to steer clear of that area for a few days |
| 20:31.29 | Xho | Dilophosaurus that is |
| 20:32.31 | Xho | But now where we moved to the wintry area we get the occasional sabertooth and direwolf attack |
| 20:32.40 | Ghelae | That sounds fairly realistic at least. I mean, there's a reason humans didn't evolve until after the dinosaurs died out. |
| 20:33.07 | Xho | And we also have a tamed Rex and Brontosaurus that more or less plough through anything that comes their way |
| 20:34.37 | Xho | But yeah it gets better when you have a lot of resources |
| 20:34.40 | Monet | Aye. Xho'd Rex saved our lives many times. |
| 20:34.52 | Xho | The Rex is called Xho Jr |
| 20:35.44 | Xho | I've had a few randomers come into my non-dedicated server somehow, though I haven't had the audacity to spear them to death yet |
| 20:36.37 | Xho | There's a certain tether distance you get in non-dedicated servers, though I've since tripled the normal distance |
| 20:36.49 | Technobliterator | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:A_Loron_History_of_SporeWiki psst check the new history |
| 20:36.52 | Technobliterator | A Loron History of UNO |
| 20:37.16 | Technobliterator | OluapPlayer, Hachiman, you guys may be interested :o |
| 20:37.28 | OluapPlayer | suks |
| 20:37.37 | Technobliterator | like ya mom |
| 20:37.51 | Monet | Xho: You can do that? Didn't realise |
| 20:38.02 | Xho | Yeah me neither until fairly recently |
| 20:38.24 | Monet | Is there a maximum? |
| 20:38.59 | Xho | Yeah, 3.0 x normal |
| 20:39.54 | OluapPlayer | "now i ent sexist, cos bein sexist is wrong, an bein wrong is fer chikz" |
| 20:39.57 | OluapPlayer | Fucking kek |
| 20:41.04 | Xho | New Lorchakim model I like |
| 20:41.12 | Xho | hao u do wings |
| 20:41.21 | OluapPlayer | majik snortsnort |
| 20:41.28 | Monet | "4. no pizza. dis is becuz deyz communist tyrants dat hate happiness." |
| 20:42.02 | Monet | Have to agree on the Loron somewhat; UNO love their computers. |
| 20:45.07 | Monet | Technobliterator: I see the Loron share General Martok's opinion of war: It's only fun when you're winning. |
| 20:47.34 | Imperios | Charles_Murray: What does "mais ca" mean? |
| 20:47.49 | Charles_Murray | Context? |
| 20:48.05 | Charles_Murray | "But that" |
| 20:48.18 | Charles_Murray | Though you need to change that to "mais ça" |
| 20:48.48 | Technobliterator | yep |
| 20:50.35 | Imperios | Thanks |
| 20:50.58 | Imperios | Charles_Murray: The context is "Par bonheur3, il comprend aussi ce qu'il lit ou ce qu'il recite, mais ca, on ne le lui demande pas." |
| 20:51.05 | Imperios | From what I understand the meaning is something like |
| 20:51.20 | Xho | Probably means 'however' |
| 20:51.27 | Imperios | Fortunately he understands also that what he'll read or recite will not be asked of him |
| 20:51.47 | Charles_Murray | Translation: |
| 20:52.21 | Charles_Murray | "Fortunately, he understands what he's reading and reciting as well. That, however, is not what was asked of him." |
| 20:52.25 | Xho | HOH |
| 20:52.25 | drom | I could only guess what "comprend" and "recite" means |
| 20:52.27 | Xho | C |
| 20:52.33 | Imperios | Ohgod my french is terrible hur |
| 20:52.44 | drom | and "demande" |
| 20:53.18 | drom | English is more related to French (or vice versa) than I've thought |
| 20:53.39 | Xho | English is more related to French I think |
| 20:53.46 | Xho | Mainly because the Normans invaded and whatnot |
| 20:53.49 | The_Randomness | yeah |
| 20:53.59 | Charles_Murray | I'm trying to find a more exact translation for the latter part of the sentence. |
| 20:54.01 | drom | Godbless the vikings |
| 20:54.11 | Charles_Murray | It's very specific, and the tense is hard to convey in English. |
| 20:55.20 | Wormy_away | drom http://imgur.com/gallery/t5OdFLh |
| 20:55.22 | Charles_Murray | "That, however, is not being asked of him." |
| 20:55.32 | Wormy_away | Ghelae, drom, Hachiman: Wonders of the Stoner System https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30ruBtLIvJM |
| 20:56.17 | drom | Wormy_away: Can you please hotlink the image? I've blocked all images to converse my internet performance |
| 20:56.24 | Imperios | I get what "on" means I think |
| 20:56.43 | Wormy_away | drom: How would I do that? |
| 20:57.26 | drom | Right-click the image/video by right-clicking it and then "Copy Image Link/URL/Location" depending on which browser/fork you are using |
| 20:57.39 | Wormy_away | http://i.imgur.com/t5OdFLh.png |
| 20:58.00 | drom | neat |
| 21:00.28 | Imperios | Oh also |
| 21:01.18 | Imperios | in "D'autres petits garcons apprennent l'anglais", what is "d'" for? As far as I understand the kids there are the subject |
| 21:01.27 | Imperios | I don't see the need for genitive here |
| 21:02.39 | Imperios | Or wait is it a short form of "des"? |
| 21:03.00 | drom | Wormy_away: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPlz0eeixDo |
| 21:03.02 | Imperios | no it can't work here |
| 21:04.00 | Charles_Murray | Imperios "Des autres" |
| 21:04.06 | Charles_Murray | Shortened |
| 21:04.06 | Imperios | Right |
| 21:04.38 | Wormy_away | drom: Longdog |
| 21:05.40 | Wormy_away | Imperios: http://i.imgur.com/1XlruuE.jpg |
| 21:06.37 | Imperios | Wow what do you mean "Casse-tete" means "puzzle" in French |
| 21:06.54 | Imperios | That's how we call metal knuckles in Russia |
| 21:07.18 | Xho | They call it 'rompecabeza' in Spanish |
| 21:07.25 | Xho | 'breaks-head' |
| 21:07.33 | The_Randomness | yep |
| 21:09.16 | Wormy_away | The_Randomness: Do you get documentaries with Brian Cox in America? |
| 21:09.28 | The_Randomness | uh |
| 21:09.35 | Wormy_away | He's our version of Carl Sagan hur |
| 21:09.37 | The_Randomness | what sort of documentaries has he done? |
| 21:09.46 | The_Randomness | I know almost nothing about them |
| 21:10.07 | Wormy_away | Space or physics |
| 21:10.22 | The_Randomness | dunno |
| 21:10.58 | Wormy_away | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wonders_of_the_Universe#International_broadcast |
| 21:11.02 | Wormy_away | Looks like you do |
| 21:11.38 | dino82_ | see ya allnext ime |
| 21:11.39 | dino82_ | bye bye |
| 21:11.44 | The_Randomness | bye |
| 21:12.06 | Imperios | Now ded |
| 21:12.10 | Imperios | But before that |
| 21:12.10 | Imperios | Xho |
| 21:12.13 | Imperios | Give me your page |
| 21:12.19 | Imperios | Now I'll read it |
| 21:14.17 | Xho | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Creature%3ASkaurovirn/Language |
| 21:15.49 | Imperios | Now I won't read it |
| 21:15.59 | OluapPlayer | Technobliterator: http://puu.sh/l5CsA.webm heard u been talkin shit |
| 21:16.00 | Monet | Wormy_Away: Looking at Desert Island DIsks I'm willing to believe Tony Blair does like the works of Bruce SPringsteen |
| 21:16.16 | Xho | throws Imperios into the underbelly of the void |
| 21:16.17 | Imperios | Just kidding hur |
| 21:16.34 | Monet | He was in a rock band. |
| 21:16.36 | Wormy_away | Monet: Never heard of him |
| 21:16.46 | Imperios | The verb structure looks like Korean |
| 21:16.47 | Imperios | A bit |
| 21:16.51 | Imperios | One thing though |
| 21:17.06 | Imperios | Shouldn't negativity be a suffix class of its own? |
| 21:17.21 | Xho | Conlang, no rules saying it should be |
| 21:18.04 | Imperios | But I mean how can you say a negative imperative |
| 21:18.07 | Imperios | "Don't do this" |
| 21:18.09 | Xho | If it's expressed through enclitic language then it is an enclitic |
| 21:18.14 | Monet | I also found this http://www.thetimes.co.uk/tto/multimedia/archive/00672/rexfeatures_648412c_672130c.jpg |
| 21:18.21 | Imperios | Or can the enclitics be combined |
| 21:18.25 | Xho | Well it would the the imperative with the enclitic on the end |
| 21:18.34 | Monet | The man in the centre? That's Blair. |
| 21:18.41 | Xho | Enclitics can be combined yeah |
| 21:19.15 | Imperios | Oh then it makes sense |
| 21:19.58 | OluapPlayer | nerdy linguistics talk |
| 21:20.09 | Xho | So if I wanted to use a negative-continuous enclitic I'd just say 'vanuÄdÅ«n' or 'dÅ«nvanuÄ', the order doesn't matter |
| 21:20.16 | Xho | We're all nerds here so stfu u sausage |
| 21:20.32 | OluapPlayer | all the words u said are the definition of sausage |
| 21:21.09 | Xho | u den language den |
| 21:21.18 | Xho | oluap speek |
| 21:21.25 | Xho | which is dum cuz u sausage |
| 21:21.52 | OluapPlayer | finish paegs |
| 21:22.02 | Xho | hao bout u dai |
| 21:22.10 | OluapPlayer | hao bout u finish paegs |
| 21:22.39 | Xho | hao bout u dai |
| 21:22.50 | OluapPlayer | alaiv |
| 21:22.54 | Xho | hao bout u dai i sed |
| 21:24.44 | Imperios | Says the person whose language is snake hissing |
| 21:24.50 | Imperios | Or bee buzzing |
| 21:25.01 | OluapPlayer | BEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS |
| 21:25.02 | Monet | Wormy: I brought up Blair because talking of Brian Cox reminded me of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwWfE4DAyao - wto which Cox was pianist. |
| 21:25.06 | Imperios | "SHHHHHHHHHH" "JJJJJJJJJJ" |
| 21:25.14 | Monet | Keyboardist, whatever. |
| 21:25.19 | Imperios | That's literally what Portuguese sounds like to me |
| 21:25.27 | OluapPlayer | >JJJJJJJJJJ |
| 21:25.32 | OluapPlayer | That makes no sense whatsoever tho |
| 21:25.42 | Imperios | Or at least Irsk's European Portuguese |
| 21:25.52 | Imperios | Well not "J" |
| 21:25.56 | Imperios | But the second part of "j" |
| 21:26.05 | Imperios | Like "ge" in "mirage" or "s" in "pleasure" |
| 21:26.10 | Xho | Portuguese sounds nothing like it's written down |
| 21:26.12 | Ghelae | So, zhzhzhzhzhzhzhzhzhzh? |
| 21:26.14 | Xho | Kinda scares me |
| 21:26.16 | Imperios | Yes zh |
| 21:26.24 | Imperios | You know |
| 21:26.35 | Imperios | "d" in "chega de saudade" |
| 21:26.39 | Imperios | That sound |
| 21:26.41 | Imperios | ZHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH |
| 21:26.53 | OluapPlayer | It sounds like fucking "d", what you on about |
| 21:27.01 | Xho | drugs |
| 21:27.02 | Xho | zhrugs |
| 21:27.06 | Imperios | Hm |
| 21:27.11 | OluapPlayer | Unless European Portuguese is terribly different |
| 21:27.16 | *** join/#sporewiki Tek0516 (~TekDroid@24.114.100.90) |
| 21:27.17 | OluapPlayer | Or Irsk is illiterate |
| 21:27.43 | drom | HUEH HUEH HUEH HUEH |
| 21:27.43 | Imperios | "J in "jenipapo"" is the expmple Wikipedia provides |
| 21:28.01 | OluapPlayer | That's not a word |
| 21:28.24 | OluapPlayer | And even if it was, the J sounds like what it is |
| 21:28.25 | OluapPlayer | a J |
| 21:29.03 | Xho | Portugese level: 0 |
| 21:29.22 | Xho | See I can't even spell Portuguese right |
| 21:29.23 | Imperios | "G" in "psicologia"? |
| 21:29.30 | OluapPlayer | Ah |
| 21:29.36 | OluapPlayer | Okay I get where you're going |
| 21:29.44 | Imperios | So like "sh" but with more voice |
| 21:29.44 | Xho | Psicologia PSYCHOLOGY I GET IT |
| 21:29.54 | OluapPlayer | Yeah we pronounce G as a J when it's followed by either E or I |
| 21:30.14 | Imperios | So these "sh" and "j" sounds are very prominent in Portuguese |
| 21:30.31 | Xho | Turns out it's the same in Spanish, psicologÃa |
| 21:30.35 | OluapPlayer | When we want the G to keep sounding like a G, we used "Gu" |
| 21:30.38 | Ghelae | So, Portuguese to Imperios sounds like "GGGGGGGGGGGGG"? |
| 21:30.42 | OluapPlayer | Guepardo |
| 21:30.45 | OluapPlayer | translates to Cheetah |
| 21:30.55 | OpelSpeedster | Portuguese is serious business |
| 21:30.58 | Imperios | Right |
| 21:31.07 | OluapPlayer | Ga, Gue, Gui, Go, Gu |
| 21:31.30 | Imperios | We use the "j" sound to signify bee buzzing in Russian |
| 21:31.32 | Xho | Although the g in 'psicologÃa' is not a j |
| 21:31.40 | Imperios | Which is why Portuguese sounds like bee language to me |
| 21:31.43 | OluapPlayer | It sounds like a j |
| 21:31.47 | Xho | More of an accentuated h |
| 21:32.06 | OluapPlayer | Russian is weird then |
| 21:32.34 | OpelSpeedster | Russia IS weird. |
| 21:32.35 | Xho | ÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐ |
| 21:32.45 | OluapPlayer | P-see-coh-loh-gee-ah |
| 21:33.03 | Xho | See-coh-loh-hee-ya for Spanish, because why not |
| 21:33.08 | OluapPlayer | Gee is pronounced exactly like jee |
| 21:33.35 | Imperios | Portuguese is like the funny version of Spanish |
| 21:33.37 | OluapPlayer | dey skip the p |
| 21:33.37 | Imperios | Or vice versa |
| 21:33.42 | OluapPlayer | kippin the pp |
| 21:33.45 | OluapPlayer | skippin the dong |
| 21:33.52 | Xho | dongskipper |
| 21:33.58 | Xho | Sounds like Hachi's carpool |
| 21:34.01 | Xho | THE DONGSKIPPER |
| 21:34.06 | Imperios | It's kinda like Polish and Ukrainian sound like funny versions of Russian to me |
| 21:34.08 | OluapPlayer | Spanish is portuguese that I can't understand ever |
| 21:34.22 | Xho | I don't understand Spanish that much anymore either |
| 21:34.46 | OluapPlayer | English is less sausage-y than spanish despite it being severely more similar to portuguese |
| 21:34.50 | Hachiman | PORRA |
| 21:34.51 | Imperios | Ukrainian is basically the Russian version of the Texas drawl |
| 21:35.00 | Imperios | But magnified to the point it becomes a different language |
| 21:35.01 | OluapPlayer | Hachiman: in ur mouth |
| 21:35.02 | Xho | Trust Hachi to randomly shout 'SEMEN' |
| 21:35.15 | OluapPlayer | Porra is a slur |
| 21:35.20 | OluapPlayer | So it's more like "cum" |
| 21:35.23 | Xho | ew |
| 21:35.35 | OluapPlayer | Semen in portuguese is |
| 21:35.38 | OluapPlayer | Sêmem |
| 21:35.44 | Xho | SeMEEM |
| 21:35.47 | OluapPlayer | fok |
| 21:35.50 | Imperios | ÑÏÅÐÌÀ |
| 21:35.52 | Xho | hoh |
| 21:35.58 | Imperios | Cum in Russian is "concha" |
| 21:36.05 | Imperios | Which is why we liked the 2014 Eurovision |
| 21:36.12 | OluapPlayer | Concha is portuguese for "shell" |
| 21:36.16 | Xho | In Spanish it's...well |
| 21:36.17 | Hachiman | Ngh I need interactions and stuff for the Khargrim Dwarves to fill the space of roughly 4,600 years |
| 21:36.18 | Xho | semen |
| 21:36.49 | OluapPlayer | Hachiman: they drank beer, fought duergar, drank some more beer, dug some mines and praised the sun-I mean, the thunder |
| 21:36.56 | Xho | I typed into a dictionary 'cheetah' earlier, and forgetting to not blank it out, I was left with the search query 'Semen Cheetah' |
| 21:37.04 | Hachiman | Khargrim - RIDE THE LIGHTNING |
| 21:37.07 | OluapPlayer | spooky |
| 21:37.19 | Imperios | Now I think of the DC supervillain |
| 21:38.01 | Hachiman | I'm also going to mention that there is a Khargrim subrace settled in Qliphoth |
| 21:38.06 | OluapPlayer | The word for Cheetah in European Portuguese is actually Chita, which has the exact same pronounciation |
| 21:38.17 | OluapPlayer | But over here we call them Guepardos because we like our Gu-s |
| 21:38.22 | Xho | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWOz-kIwDuU Spanish in a nutshell |
| 21:38.26 | Imperios | We call them guepardos too |
| 21:38.32 | Imperios | Well not guepardo |
| 21:38.33 | Imperios | gepard |
| 21:38.40 | OluapPlayer | JEEPARD |
| 21:39.06 | Imperios | Xho: http://www.fightersgeneration.com/characters4/cheetah-eat.jpg "Semen Cheetah" |
| 21:39.06 | Xho | shepard |
| 21:39.10 | Hachiman | I read "gue" as "gwey" |
| 21:39.16 | Imperios | GUE-LA |
| 21:39.17 | Xho | Well |
| 21:39.21 | Xho | You weren't wrong |
| 21:39.22 | OluapPlayer | wREX |
| 21:39.26 | OluapPlayer | Wrex even |
| 21:39.54 | OluapPlayer | Hachiman: Old One Eye - noice kid-sized snacks |
| 21:40.01 | Hachiman | Most probably because that is how the Tau from WH40K pronounce "gue" |
| 21:40.26 | Imperios | In their case gue-la is derived from Cantonese "gweilo" |
| 21:40.35 | Imperios | I mean Tau aren't Brazilian |
| 21:40.40 | Xho | That Mexican guy is on about some kind of universal force that allows him to be psychic and then explains it as drunkenly as possible |
| 21:40.49 | Imperios | And they're literally anti-Portuguese |
| 21:41.10 | Imperios | Terrible at travelling but good at maintaining what they have |
| 21:41.18 | OluapPlayer | Pelagrios - this is how you summon a RUM ELEMENTAL |
| 21:41.26 | Imperios | For me personally the ugliest-sounding language ever is Mandarin |
| 21:41.28 | Xho | Pelagrios - EL FUAAAAAAAA |
| 21:41.38 | Xho | I like the sound of Mandarin |
| 21:41.43 | Imperios | It's literally one-syllable ugly shouts |
| 21:41.45 | Xho | Cantonese is a little strange though |
| 21:42.03 | OluapPlayer | https://41.media.tumblr.com/a86c7f86a1f162379ca0b8aa924c633a/tumblr_nx1xvcOURn1qewacoo1_540.jpg suddenly, a cat mermaid |
| 21:42.03 | Imperios | It's like thu'ums but ugly-sounding |
| 21:42.20 | Imperios | And because of slurred Mandarin pronouncation Mandarin speakers always sound like they are drunk |
| 21:42.20 | Hachiman | Xho: https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/11899877_899336190149950_8587289646906916397_n.png?oh=6346fcdfa44f972afcb4a639d17cdc4b&oe=56BE30A5 "more like your philosophy succs" |
| 21:42.40 | Xho | olol |
| 21:42.43 | Imperios | "CHSHON-GOOOH-SHHHHHEN?" "CHSHON-GOOOH-SHHHHHEN?" |
| 21:43.00 | OluapPlayer | zip zap zop badu bah |
| 21:43.03 | OluapPlayer | no wait that's Bill Cospy |
| 21:43.12 | OluapPlayer | Cosby even |
| 21:43.14 | Hachiman | Ohgod don't get me started |
| 21:43.47 | Imperios | Though actually it makes sense for a country whose national symbol is a dragon to have a language that sounds like thu'ums |
| 21:43.49 | Xho | I like how in Chinese, their equivalent of 'bon appetit' is 'eat slowly' |
| 21:44.42 | OluapPlayer | APPRECIATU THE FOODU |
| 21:44.54 | Xho | That's the Japanese hur |
| 21:45.08 | OluapPlayer | Potato potahto |
| 21:46.30 | Xho | Japanese is a million times easier than Chinese though |
| 21:47.12 | Hachiman | That's like calling Brazilians and Portuguese the same hur |
| 21:48.04 | Xho | Not even that |
| 21:48.13 | Xho | Chinese and Japanese are entirely unrelated as languages |
| 21:48.30 | Xho | Kanji and Hanzi is somewhat related but not by much |
| 21:49.15 | OluapPlayer | We are, but portuguese are idiots while brazilians are undeveloped |
| 21:49.32 | Hachiman | Both monkeys |
| 21:49.47 | OluapPlayer | Portuguese don't live in jungles |
| 21:49.53 | OluapPlayer | At least not to my knowledge |
| 21:49.56 | Hachiman | Monkeys in concrete jungles |
| 21:50.21 | OluapPlayer | At least they're not choking in smog |
| 21:50.32 | OluapPlayer | Hachiman Technobliterator: http://i.4cdn.org/vg/1446343026829.png |
| 21:50.36 | Monet | Homo yuppius for instance. |
| 21:50.47 | Hachiman | hur |
| 21:50.47 | Technobliterator | hahahaha |
| 21:51.35 | OluapPlayer | I don't even know why I'm defending portuguese people |
| 21:51.49 | OluapPlayer | I've never seen one and over here we stereotype them as bumbling idiots |
| 21:52.12 | Xho | Bit like the Americans hur |
| 21:52.24 | OluapPlayer | Yes, we treat them like how the british treat americans |
| 21:52.26 | Hachiman | I am guessing your stereotyped Brits are the same as the standard stereotypes for Brits hur |
| 21:52.39 | Xho | Fish and Chips and bad teeth |
| 21:52.47 | Xho | In all honesty it's not far from the truth |
| 21:52.53 | OluapPlayer | And tophats and industrial revolution |
| 21:52.59 | Xho | That's quite far from it hur |
| 21:53.05 | Monet | Xho: That's because we don't use tooth whitening kits. |
| 21:53.11 | Xho | That is true |
| 21:53.13 | OluapPlayer | We do because we absorbed the US's own stereotype via cultural osmosis |
| 21:53.26 | Hachiman | >cultural osmosis |
| 21:53.35 | Hachiman | big words 4 a munki |
| 21:53.47 | OluapPlayer | brush ur teeth it reeks of tea in here |
| 21:53.57 | Monet | Tea is nice drink. |
| 21:54.27 | Xho | eh |
| 21:54.32 | Xho | Not big on tea |
| 21:54.38 | Xho | More of a coffee drinker |
| 21:54.46 | Xho | BLACK AS WELL BECAUSE BLACK |
| 21:54.56 | OluapPlayer | At least real brits don't look like the ones from the game I'm playing |
| 21:55.04 | OluapPlayer | http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/397800835202543503/9FEA49BE98141CE3C1CA204BF300B5F490C5DAC6/ woo the babe on the far right |
| 21:55.15 | drom | Ghelae: Lot lot of time was put into metaprogramming to make a nice and useable implementation of multidiemsional arrays, I eventually gave up and decided to use the "native" way |
| 21:55.20 | drom | Which is: |
| 21:55.28 | Xho | OluapPlayer: Well it's not that far from the truth still |
| 21:55.32 | Hachiman | OluapPlayer: You would be surprised |
| 21:55.34 | drom | template<typename T, size_t rows_t, size_t columns_t> |
| 21:55.35 | drom | using Matrix = T[rows_t][columns_t]; |
| 21:55.51 | Xho | As a nationality, the British aren't known for their good looks |
| 21:55.54 | Xho | Or are they I dunno |
| 21:55.59 | OluapPlayer | You're all still stuck in the Victorian era |
| 21:56.02 | Hachiman | They are and aren't hur |
| 21:56.10 | Hachiman | At least we're not cavemen |
| 21:56.54 | Ghelae | drom: That looks easier. |
| 21:57.17 | OluapPlayer | That game is a bad example though, the characters all look like something out of Chernobyl |
| 21:57.27 | OluapPlayer | The children all have giant gross heads and their eyes are too apart from each other |
| 21:57.31 | Monet | There are some good-looking brits |
| 21:57.34 | OluapPlayer | You could fit a house in the space between their eyes |
| 21:57.35 | Xho | Accurate depiction |
| 21:57.35 | drom | how so? |
| 21:57.48 | Ghelae | While real Brits may not be known for good looks, for the most part we don't look that bad. |
| 21:58.05 | Ghelae | drom: Well you typed it in two lines instead of posting an image. :P |
| 21:58.05 | Xho | Most of the proper good looking Brits are mixed race hur |
| 21:58.08 | Xho | Because |
| 21:58.09 | OluapPlayer | You don't count, you're an artificial intelligence |
| 21:58.13 | OluapPlayer | You can't be pretty |
| 21:58.16 | OluapPlayer | or ugly |
| 21:58.34 | Xho | Don't tell the AI that |
| 21:58.43 | Xho | It'll spark a technological cataclysm |
| 21:58.48 | Ghelae | Aww. That's the first time somebody's called me not-ugly while sober. |
| 21:58.56 | OluapPlayer | olol |
| 21:59.05 | OluapPlayer | How awful |
| 21:59.06 | Monet | https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/14/Patrick_Stewart_by_Gage_Skidmore.jpg not bad for, what 75? |
| 21:59.20 | OluapPlayer | wot |
| 21:59.23 | OluapPlayer | Picard is a brit? |
| 21:59.27 | Xho | yep lul |
| 21:59.30 | drom | Ghelae: 229 written lines in a dedicated header, 69 in a meta-programming header and 23 in an other useless header. |
| 21:59.33 | OluapPlayer | That I didn't know |
| 21:59.43 | Ghelae | drom: Maybe not then. |
| 21:59.50 | drom | So 2 beats that, but it is however unconventional |
| 21:59.59 | Ghelae | Oh, okay. |
| 22:00.03 | drom | Not everyone recommends to go the native path |
| 22:00.21 | drom | But at least the native path eases the use of initialization lists |
| 22:00.34 | Monet | Here in the UK it was funny because it was a Brit playing a Frenchman. |
| 22:00.44 | drom | (int a = { 1,2,3,4,5 }) |
| 22:02.05 | Xho | So someone I know has just got engaged |
| 22:02.13 | Xho | My natural bitter instinct is to hope they break up asap |
| 22:02.37 | OluapPlayer | dunt say such things |
| 22:02.43 | OluapPlayer | finish paegs insted |
| 22:03.38 | Monet | http://media2.popsugar-assets.com/files/2013/10/31/836/n/1922153/2acd3496c8441ea4_76214713_10.xxxlarge_2x/i/Looking-every-bit-princess-Diana-gorgeous-her.jpg may she rest in peace. |
| 22:03.42 | Hachiman | I've come to accept that a majority of relationships I know of will last only for less than a decade |
| 22:04.19 | Hachiman | Monet: I doubt being resting between a wall and a broken windshield counts as peaceful |
| 22:04.27 | Xho | brutal |
| 22:04.41 | Xho | That was brutal even by my standards |
| 22:04.53 | drom | Ghelae: It does not however solve the lack of OO methods |
| 22:05.04 | Xho | So brutal it needs to be in German |
| 22:05.21 | Xho | brutal there we go |
| 22:06.47 | Monet | Hachiman: Her body was moved to an estate in Northamptonshire |
| 22:07.04 | Monet | And there was a ceremony at Westminster Abbey. |
| 22:07.24 | Ghelae | And here I was thinking they'd just left her in the car. |
| 22:07.35 | OluapPlayer | hur |
| 22:07.41 | Hachiman | That would have been awesome |
| 22:07.47 | OluapPlayer | I take this person crashed into a wall and died |
| 22:07.53 | Xho | More or less |
| 22:08.09 | Hachiman | Her driver crashed into a wall and they died |
| 22:08.22 | Xho | She's super popular with the British people |
| 22:08.25 | Xho | Never really understood why |
| 22:08.27 | Monet | OluapPLayer: There's a conspiracy theory that she was murdered. |
| 22:08.37 | Monet | Maybe an attempt to rationalise how such a lovely woman was killed so brutally. |
| 22:08.46 | OluapPlayer | Hm |
| 22:08.51 | OluapPlayer | Princess Diana sounds familiar |
| 22:08.56 | OluapPlayer | But I don't know who she is |
| 22:08.59 | Hachiman | The Queen and the rest of the Royal Family wanted her gone due to defacing the bloodline by being in a relationship with a Middle Eastern man |
| 22:09.07 | Hachiman | Thus the incident with the car |
| 22:09.20 | Xho | OluapPlayer: She was Prince Charles' wife, Prince Charles being the heir to the throne |
| 22:09.33 | Xho | Though Charles will more than likely die before the Queen does at this rate |
| 22:09.46 | OluapPlayer | hur |
| 22:09.58 | OluapPlayer | Isn't Prince Charles like an old man |
| 22:10.02 | Xho | He is |
| 22:10.11 | Xho | 66 years old |
| 22:10.20 | OluapPlayer | When I think of "prince", a 60 year old man doesn't come to mind |
| 22:10.27 | Xho | World's oldest heir-apparent |
| 22:10.43 | Monet | And his mum's at least 80 |
| 22:10.48 | Hachiman | And the Queen is the eldest monarch in the world |
| 22:10.53 | Xho | 89 |
| 22:11.04 | Hachiman | Alongside the longest-ruling monarch |
| 22:11.07 | OluapPlayer | There's not a lot of places in the world still having monarchies |
| 22:11.17 | Hachiman | Yes and that is a good thing |
| 22:11.55 | Xho | Well let's not forget Pepi II who ruled 94 years |
| 22:11.56 | Monet | I think it helps that when Elizabeth II was coronated she was still considered empress of the British Empire. |
| 22:11.58 | OluapPlayer | I only know the queen because of the internet where she either has an extremely grumpy "I wish I was not here right now" face or is smiling somewhat sadistically at something |
| 22:12.00 | Xho | Then again that was so 2200 BC |
| 22:12.23 | Hachiman | The Royal Family holds no actual political power within the UK or the Commonwealth yet our money still goes to their fortune |
| 22:12.39 | Monet | OluapPLayer: Actually Liz is a very friendly woman. It's jsut that her smiling is rather subtle. |
| 22:13.05 | OluapPlayer | I keep thinking Elizabeth is a dead queen and not this one |
| 22:13.09 | OluapPlayer | "Elizabeth II" |
| 22:13.17 | OluapPlayer | Okay that's explained |
| 22:13.54 | Monet | Yeah not this one http://i.ytimg.com/vi/XfTdnWLMLDA/hqdefault.jpg |
| 22:14.40 | OluapPlayer | dat face |
| 22:15.02 | Hachiman | Prince Charles meanwhile is an amusing racist old man who makes every effort to embarass the Queen whenever he can |
| 22:15.22 | Monet | Hachiman: No that's Prince Philip. |
| 22:15.28 | Hachiman | Ah yes |
| 22:15.32 | Hachiman | I always get confused |
| 22:15.37 | Monet | Prince CHarles is a 60 year old hippie. |
| 22:15.40 | OluapPlayer | There's more than one Prince? |
| 22:15.47 | Hachiman | There's like a dozen |
| 22:15.56 | OluapPlayer | I'm only aware of Prince Charles |
| 22:15.58 | Xho | Prince Philip is the Queen's husband |
| 22:16.06 | Xho | I guess he prefers not to be called king |
| 22:16.10 | OluapPlayer | How come he's not king? |
| 22:16.26 | Xho | He's not heir to the throne |
| 22:16.48 | OluapPlayer | You'd expect the queen's husband to be called king |
| 22:16.57 | Xho | I guess so |
| 22:16.57 | Monet | Liz married Philip after her coronation iirc. |
| 22:17.06 | Xho | That would make sense |
| 22:17.27 | Xho | He's getting on a bit as well |
| 22:17.32 | Xho | 94 or thereabouts |
| 22:18.03 | OluapPlayer | God, the brit royalty sounds like it's all made of elders hur |
| 22:18.29 | Xho | Monet: They married in 1947, the Queen was coronated in 1953 |
| 22:19.07 | Monet | Oh wait I know why Philip isn't king |
| 22:19.11 | Monet | He's Prince of Wales. |
| 22:19.18 | Monet | He can neve be king. |
| 22:20.26 | Monet | No wait that's Charles |
| 22:20.27 | Monet | mu brain |
| 22:20.43 | Monet | Philip is Duke of Edinburugh. |
| 22:20.49 | Monet | Edinburgh* |
| 22:20.53 | Ghelae | OluapPlayer: There are younger princes and princesses. The youngest of which were born in the past few years. Not from the Queen, I should point out. |
| 22:21.45 | OluapPlayer | That doesn't work on my head |
| 22:22.02 | OluapPlayer | How are they princes/ses if they're not children of the queen? |
| 22:22.16 | Xho | They're children of the queen's children |
| 22:22.20 | Xho | And so on and so forth |
| 22:22.39 | OluapPlayer | Ah |
| 22:22.45 | Ghelae | Prince George and Princess Charlotte being the Queen's great-grandchildren. |
| 22:22.46 | OluapPlayer | So her grandkids can count as princes |
| 22:23.14 | Ghelae | Their father being Prince William, who is the son of Prince Charles. |
| 22:27.26 | Hachiman | The line of succession goes Charles, Prince of Wales (eldest son), William, Duke of Cambridge (eldest grandson), George of Cambridge (great-grandson), Charlotte of Cambridge (great-granddaughter), Henry of Wales (second grandson), Andrew, Duke of York (second son), Beatrice of York (granddaughter), and so on and so forth |
| 22:27.55 | Hachiman | There are basically 16 heirs to the throne |
| 22:29.17 | OluapPlayer | fok |
| 22:29.29 | OluapPlayer | Queen ain't gonna let go of the title tho |
| 22:29.34 | OluapPlayer | can't kill the reptile |
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| 22:31.41 | *** mode/#sporewiki [+o Cyrannian] by ChanServ |
| 22:31.47 | Cyrannian | Hi |
| 22:32.07 | OluapPlayer | ~punch Cyrannian |
| 22:32.09 | infobot | ACTION lets fly with a wild haymaker which catches Cyrannian right on the nose |
| 22:32.10 | OluapPlayer | y u so inactive |
| 22:32.13 | Hachiman | Personally I do not like the Royal Family and I laugh at the fact that there is now the blood of commoners within their modern bloodline |
| 22:32.18 | Cyrannian | ~explode OluapPlayer |
| 22:32.18 | infobot | ACTION blows up OluapPlayer with bombs |
| 22:33.13 | Monet | Well in some ways there bing common blood in the royal bloodline is a good thing. |
| 22:33.44 | Monet | Sticking to "elite" bloodlines leads to inbreeding. Which didn't do well for Germany, France or Austria. |
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| 22:35.01 | The_Randomness | is back |
| 22:35.36 | Hachiman | Everyone from George I onward though is inbred |
| 22:35.38 | Hachiman | Hai |
| 22:37.04 | Hachiman | Elizabeth II and Philip are both seventh-generation descendants of George II of Hanover |
| 22:38.37 | Xho | So just learned that I might be going to Iceland next year |
| 22:38.42 | Xho | Well this is gonna be interesting |
| 22:39.46 | Xho | From what I understand Icelandic is a terrifying language |
| 22:40.08 | Monet | Xho: I went earlier this year and I have good news |
| 22:40.13 | Monet | Pretty much everyone in Iceland speaks English. |
| 22:40.19 | Xho | Thought so hur |
| 22:40.30 | Xho | My Icelandic pronunciation is quite decent though |
| 22:41.33 | Xho | Though I'm trying to get my head around trying to pronounce Fáskrúðsfjörður |
| 22:42.42 | Monet | Took me a couple of attempts but I think I cna pronounce that. |
| 22:42.45 | Monet | Emphasis on think. |
| 22:45.02 | Hachiman | Xho: https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/12189813_1456203881093644_3178648114527327188_n.jpg?oh=abb1951fa39c2e9c5b33b599a8e6fa7f&oe=56D05E8D |
| 22:45.10 | Xho | hoh |
| 22:47.11 | OluapPlayer | Hachiman Xho: http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Planet:Koldenwelt#Geography don't know if you noticed but I did a thing with maps here |
| 22:47.32 | Hachiman | Ooh |
| 22:47.33 | Xho | y eastern plains brown u bein racist to da eastern peepl |
| 22:47.36 | Hachiman | I like what you did with it |
| 22:47.54 | OluapPlayer | it brown cus earth is brown or whatever |
| 22:48.18 | Xho | K DEN |
| 22:48.34 | OluapPlayer | dunt u caps at me miss |
| 22:50.13 | Hachiman | Wormy_away: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LD0x7ho_IYc NEW VSAUCE |
| 22:50.45 | The_Randomness | eeek a skeleton |
| 22:52.12 | Xho | Oh hell that guy looks like the bassist from Periphery |
| 22:52.30 | Xho | https://i.ytimg.com/vi/QoYjbDFEkfM/maxresdefault.jpg c |
| 22:52.32 | Hachiman | hur |
| 22:52.41 | Hachiman | Oh wow |
| 22:55.12 | Hachiman | Xho: https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/12208701_943400529071338_4363028749158736847_n.jpg?oh=b6d75bc836d27a41b343e059fc1f824c&oe=56B56E2A |
| 22:55.26 | Xho | oh deer |
| 22:57.14 | Hachiman | https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/12191691_816389578473232_4915424983671313894_n.jpg?oh=82ce599859a830faf878439bb587d26b&oe=56CC52BE |
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| 23:22.00 | OluapPlayer | Suddenly ded |
| 23:23.11 | Hachiman | ;-; |
| 23:23.34 | The_Randomness | is not ded |
| 23:24.00 | Xho | http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/e/ee/PraetorArcturus.png/revision/latest?cb=20141017192305 I forgot Arcturus had a model |
| 23:24.07 | Xho | I need to update that some time |
| 23:24.14 | Xho | sometime |
| 23:24.16 | Xho | whatevz brah |
| 23:25.36 | Hachiman | bruh |
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