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01:27.13 | Sovnarkom | Hello. |
01:27.35 | DrodoEmpire | Hello |
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03:53.09 | Charles_Murray | tes |
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09:19.37 | ImpyDroid | Charles_Murray Tek0516: You there? |
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10:17.47 | drom | sup |
10:17.53 | drom | ~seen Tybusen |
10:17.55 | infobot | tybusen <8036b319@gateway/web/freenode/ip.128.54.179.25> was last seen on IRC in channel #sporewiki, 1d 10h 52m 45s ago, saying: 'http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Bunsen_Galaxy/Sectors#Larson_Arm new revision if anyone's interested'. |
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10:21.40 | Ghelae | Hello. |
10:22.13 | drom | Hello hello |
10:24.51 | Hachiman | Hai |
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11:05.24 | Jepardi | Hi |
11:05.45 | Liquid_Ink | Hello |
11:06.53 | drom | Timezones and China's internet policy are pretty much the very last things I needed ngh |
11:08.01 | drom | Hachiman: http://i.imgur.com/TQZ7a91.jpg |
11:08.13 | Hachiman | hur |
11:08.23 | Hachiman | If you are looking for Tybusen, he follows the US timezone |
11:08.27 | Hachiman | He does not live in China |
11:08.51 | Hachiman | He just happens to be of Chinese heritage |
11:10.45 | Liquid_Ink | Maybe drom's talking about that guy who lives in Hong Kong? |
11:10.52 | Liquid_Ink | Who is that? |
11:11.08 | drom | Oh |
11:11.10 | Liquid_Ink | I'm sure one of us lives in Hong Kong. |
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11:12.42 | Hachiman | Hai |
11:13.26 | drom | Yeah, there is someone who lives in Hong Kong |
11:13.35 | Liquid_Ink | Who? |
11:13.50 | drom | I forgot who it was. But I'm 100% sure that it is one of the guys who mostly authorize in Mirus |
11:14.10 | drom | LawfullyInsane I believe so |
11:14.37 | Hachiman | LawfulInsane |
11:14.48 | Hachiman | Which is a dum name |
11:31.14 | drom | Hachiman Liquid_Ink: http://i.imgur.com/xNIkntz.gif |
11:40.52 | drom | Liquid_Ink: http://i.imgur.com/nYU081x.jpg |
11:41.42 | Liquid_Ink | The old ten barrelled handgun trick. |
11:52.55 | drom | Hachiman: http://i.imgur.com/PsuNSrX.jpg |
11:53.25 | Hachiman | olol |
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12:41.07 | Hachiman | Hai Imp |
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12:41.58 | Cyrannian | Hi Wormy |
12:42.15 | Liquid_Ink | Wormy? |
12:42.26 | Liquid_Ink | Oh. |
12:42.59 | Liquid_Ink | Sorry I just really want to talk to him. |
12:43.32 | Cyrannian | He's probably at college |
12:43.47 | OluapPlayer_ | ~throw Cyrannian |
12:43.47 | infobot | ACTION winds up and throws Cyrannian over the moon. |
12:44.40 | Cyrannian | ~glomp OluapPlayer_ |
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13:31.57 | Hachiman | Hey Imp |
13:42.40 | Hachiman | I wonder if unarmed fighting is a thing adventurers and such on Koldenwelt would specialize in, like Monks from Pathfinder |
13:43.09 | Hachiman | Excluding the Munki because Not!Chinese so of course unarmed martial arts as a specialty is a thing for them |
13:53.47 | Ghelae | I don't see why some of them shouldn't. |
13:54.16 | Ghelae | Obviously the less skilled ones wouldn't last very long. |
13:55.47 | Hachiman | Well I mean, consider that a lot of threats on Koldenwelt involve armoured opponents |
13:56.57 | Ghelae | They'd have to pick their battles wisely. |
13:57.26 | Hachiman | That or, barring magic, "unarmed" adventurers could use certain pieces of equipment like, say, gauntlets or knuckle-dusters or something |
13:57.45 | Hachiman | If such is possible to penetrate or damage armour to an extent of damaging the wearer |
14:04.00 | Ghelae | Perhaps truly unarmed adventurers look at the equipment-using ones as fakers, while the latter think the former are naive and destined for a painful and unnecessary death. |
14:05.42 | Hachiman | Perhaps |
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14:38.21 | drom | I wonder how people in here do play EVE:O |
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15:05.51 | ImpyDroid | Hi |
15:06.16 | OluapPlayer | Hi |
15:06.46 | Hachiman | Hi |
15:09.35 | ImpyDroid | Since you two are planning your desert war I'll probably work on Alhassal more now |
15:09.45 | ImpyDroid | And specifically, its army |
15:10.06 | Hachiman | What characters are you gonna be using for the main plot? |
15:10.20 | ImpyDroid | Javina and that new Alhassan engineer guy |
15:10.26 | Hachiman | Right |
15:10.42 | ImpyDroid | I am still not sure whether I should call him Akbar |
15:10.57 | ImpyDroid | I mean there was an Indian emperor named Akbar |
15:11.00 | drom | Akbar Ackbar |
15:11.03 | Hachiman | I imagine it'd be fine |
15:11.36 | ImpyDroid | Funnily though Padishah Akbar was not even Muslim |
15:12.06 | ImpyDroid | Anyway |
15:12.11 | ImpyDroid | I currently face two major dilemmas |
15:12.45 | OluapPlayer | Your laziness and your laziness |
15:12.51 | ImpyDroid | First I am still not sure whether war elephants with cannons on their backs is a good idea |
15:13.49 | OluapPlayer | I'd say it's fine as long as they're not too numerous |
15:14.28 | ImpyDroid | Well elephants are never numerous |
15:14.49 | OluapPlayer | You get what I mean hur |
15:14.52 | ImpyDroid | Second I am not sure what kind of ranged weapons would the Alhassal soldiers use |
15:15.04 | OluapPlayer | A few complimenting the army is good. A whole army of them is not |
15:15.07 | ImpyDroid | Either bows, crossbows or muskets |
15:15.50 | OluapPlayer | A single armored elephant is probably already a juggernaut as far as man-sized races go |
15:16.29 | Hachiman | Well Alhassans can manufacture handguns from what I recall |
15:16.38 | OluapPlayer | disgustin |
15:17.00 | Hachiman | Well consider that early firearms were less accurate than bows and crossbows |
15:17.10 | Hachiman | Despite being more destructive |
15:17.31 | OluapPlayer | I'm joking hur |
15:17.54 | OluapPlayer | I don't know what early firearms are like |
15:18.25 | Hachiman | You react to any mention of firearms like how I react to any mention of gnomes |
15:18.49 | OluapPlayer | Yes but I do out of worry. You do for no reason |
15:19.28 | Hachiman | I do because gnomes are dum and are based around "lol random" |
15:19.59 | OluapPlayer | *D&D gnomes only |
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15:59.04 | Charles_Bot | Test |
16:00.18 | PicassioJackal | Charles_Bot: Loud and clear! |
16:07.49 | Hachiman | So apparently there is a theory called "the Phantom Time hypothesis" which, from my understanding, claims that the years AD 614 - AD 911 do not exist due to flaws in the Gregorian Calendar upon its foundation and calculation |
16:08.25 | Hachiman | And that historical figures, such as Charlemagne and Alfred the Great, either existed in different time periods or were fabricated |
16:10.41 | OluapPlayer | That makes no sense hur |
16:19.53 | drom | "All your base are belong to us" |
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16:33.17 | Technobliterator | bah |
16:33.21 | Technobliterator | I need Wormy or Cyrannian or Dino |
16:34.26 | drom | Cyrannian is here |
16:34.37 | drom | But currently marked away though |
16:36.32 | Cyrannian | What do you need? |
16:37.29 | Hachiman | A gargantuan, slippery dino cock |
16:37.39 | OluapPlayer | >that >Wormy |
16:37.58 | Hachiman | >Wormy >slippery |
16:38.04 | Cyrannian | *cringe* |
16:39.39 | Technobliterator | ._. |
16:39.51 | Technobliterator | Cyrannian, is there any chance the URC can be in the First Ottzello War? |
16:41.03 | Cyrannian | When did it take place again? As in, before, during or after the War of Ages? |
16:42.49 | Technobliterator | I want to say just before, but I can't recall exactly |
16:43.15 | Technobliterator | yup, shortly before |
16:43.37 | Technobliterator | lol |
16:43.40 | Technobliterator | literally 4 years before |
16:46.21 | Cyrannian | There might be some continuity problems there since extragalactic first contact only occurred during the Tigris war. Though I could use the otzelloan Libertus. |
16:49.14 | Technobliterator | oh, right |
16:49.53 | Technobliterator | Well, I never decided how long the war lasted, only when it started, and extragalactics are supposed to join in near the end |
16:50.10 | Technobliterator | oh |
16:50.13 | Technobliterator | It lasts 24 years |
16:51.00 | Technobliterator | OluapPlayer, Hachiman, http://imgur.com/a/J4TWu |
16:51.24 | Hachiman | Oh God |
16:51.30 | Hachiman | Fucking Liquid Dio |
16:52.41 | Technobliterator | Also, this is interesting: https://www.reddit.com/r/metalgearsolid/comments/3nktl5/that_ending_worked_better_than_i_expected/ |
16:54.02 | Hachiman | Ouch |
16:54.47 | Technobliterator | Even if it's not the most conclusive of endings, I still think it did the job, mostly |
16:57.20 | Hachiman | I have mixed feelings towards the ending |
16:57.38 | Hachiman | And the fact that Venom Snake is not Big Boss is not one of the reasons, I like that |
16:57.50 | Hachiman | The game's story overall just feels so unfinished |
16:58.16 | Hachiman | Also the fact that Volgin is an optional boss is ech |
16:59.05 | Technobliterator | Well, being unfinished is a fact |
16:59.29 | Technobliterator | I don't think that impacts the ending, though, because even if it came abruptly, it did wrap everything up |
16:59.39 | Technobliterator | the problem is it didnt wrap up some of the other plot points in the game |
16:59.47 | Hachiman | That is what MGS4's ending is criticized for though |
17:00.10 | Hachiman | "hur it came out of nowhere I hate it despite it wrapping up the series" |
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17:03.54 | Wormy_ | hi |
17:04.30 | Technobliterator | oh, hi Wormy_ |
17:04.33 | Technobliterator | I had a question for you |
17:05.01 | Technobliterator | Hachiman, I agree with that |
17:05.14 | Wormy_ | What is it? |
17:05.17 | Hachiman | But I liked MGS4's ending |
17:05.22 | Technobliterator | But I think Venom was hinted at slightly more than Big Boss' return was hinted at |
17:05.33 | Technobliterator | yeah, I loved MGS4's ending, I just...thought some parts were written lazily |
17:05.44 | OluapPlayer | Venom best snake |
17:05.44 | Hachiman | And you don't think MGSV was lazily wirtten |
17:05.55 | Technobliterator | Wormy_, is there any chance you can have the DCP show up in the First Ottzello War? |
17:06.38 | Technobliterator | Hachiman, there are many parts of MGSV which were written lazily, but I feel this is more because htey were rushed by Konami than just being sloppily done as they were in MGS4 |
17:07.02 | Technobliterator | For instance, if you watch Quiet's ending, the only thing it gets right is the feels. Everything else is full of plot holes and clearly rushed. |
17:07.22 | Technobliterator | And Eli's sidequest speaks for itself in how poorly done that was |
17:07.25 | Technobliterator | only Emmerich's was good |
17:07.44 | Wormy_ | Technobliterator: yes |
17:07.46 | Technobliterator | Venom Snake as a plot device was actually brilliantly done |
17:07.57 | Wormy_ | Do you have any ideas to start from? |
17:07.59 | Hachiman | "Oh, the parasites can do THIS and THAT with no explanation lol supernatural", "I'll eliminate the English language without giving you the overall reason for it so you can understand and let you sit in silence", "WHOOOOO" |
17:08.14 | OluapPlayer | fuk off memespouting cunt |
17:08.25 | Technobliterator | I'm pretty sure "parasites" are meant to be an early form of "nanomachines" in-universe |
17:08.30 | Technobliterator | shame how he never expanded on that |
17:08.39 | Hachiman | They are still given no explanation as to how they did what they did and why |
17:08.48 | Hachiman | With nanomachines it is easier to explain |
17:08.50 | Technobliterator | Pfft |
17:08.59 | Technobliterator | It's not like the COBRA unit were given any either |
17:09.11 | Technobliterator | unless he's retconned them to have also used parasites or something? ?___? |
17:09.11 | OluapPlayer | The parasites are obviously the game's equivalent of nanomachines, but to me they're one of the weakest parts of the game |
17:09.11 | Hachiman | Yes and nobody likes the COBRA Unit hur |
17:09.18 | Hachiman | Also they did have the parasites |
17:09.25 | OluapPlayer | Cobra Unit = where the parasites came from |
17:09.32 | Technobliterator | I don't think it's a secret that they were a weak part of the game |
17:09.45 | Hachiman | "THE FEAR, THE FEAR THE FEAR" |
17:09.47 | Technobliterator | Or at least, of the writing |
17:09.54 | OluapPlayer | Code Talker got the parasites from The End, and The Fear was also mentioned |
17:10.00 | Hachiman | The End and the Sorrow were the only good parts of the COBRA Unit |
17:10.01 | Technobliterator | I think it's better than no explanation, but it's...not much of an explanation |
17:10.24 | OluapPlayer | Really the game would make a lot more sense if it had just used nanomachines again |
17:10.27 | Technobliterator | at least they can ascribe it to something even if that something has no scientific explanation |
17:10.34 | Technobliterator | Urm, I don't think it would |
17:10.44 | OluapPlayer | I can understand advanced nanobots giving people super powers |
17:10.45 | OluapPlayer | But natural microbes? No |
17:10.53 | Hachiman | Metal Gears existed in the 1970s - 1980s, why can't nanomachines |
17:11.01 | Technobliterator | There's absolutely no way they'd have invented nanomachines at that time |
17:11.09 | Hachiman | They invented an AI |
17:11.16 | drom | Wormy_ Charles_Murray: Found the theme song for NS! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fvTxv46ano |
17:11.18 | Hachiman | An actual artificial intelligence |
17:11.39 | Technobliterator | They invented an AI because they had a stupidly huge budget from the Philosophers' Legac-actually, you know what, point taken |
17:11.44 | Technobliterator | they could've just used nanomachines again |
17:11.45 | Technobliterator | : | |
17:12.37 | Technobliterator | Wormy_, sorry, MGSV discussion distracted me :P Basically, soon I'm going to have the extragalactics join Ottzello and fight the Loron, so I was wondering if you could write up a DCP section of how they met the Loron? |
17:13.14 | OluapPlayer | The MG universe is more advanced than the real world so nanomachines being created earlier is not that impossible |
17:13.14 | Hachiman | Wormy_ Technobliterator: https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xat1/v/t1.0-9/12079154_1801497816539936_3902844015873906373_n.jpg?oh=276de9ed71c855f4a1df67e370a0e5e4&oe=5691262E |
17:14.18 | Hachiman | Genetic augmentation and enhancement was already as thing in the 1970s given the deal with the Terrible Elephants |
17:14.24 | Technobliterator | ._. |
17:14.51 | Technobliterator | I like to think the MG universe being different is solely because of The Philosophers |
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17:15.15 | Ghelae | Hello. |
17:15.18 | Wormy_ | Jo: Yeah, I could write up a short section |
17:15.20 | Wormy_ | hi |
17:15.21 | Hachiman | Well yeah, that is mostly why the MG universe is different |
17:15.24 | Technobliterator | and that people like The Boss came as a result of that and the huge budgets bought all the high tech and stuff |
17:15.25 | Technobliterator | hi ghel |
17:15.47 | Hachiman | The Philosophers are like the biggest reason for why everything in the MG universe happened |
17:15.48 | Technobliterator | Also, I think it's funny how technically Skull Face is the main antagonist of the series |
17:16.26 | Technobliterator | or maybe...secretly all this time, The Boss was the main antagonist |
17:16.28 | Technobliterator | think about it |
17:16.36 | Technobliterator | most recurring bad guy is her son |
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17:16.40 | OluapPlayer_ | Godawful internet |
17:16.49 | Hachiman | But the Boss was a true Patriot |
17:16.51 | Technobliterator | everyone kills everyone else because they misinterpreted her |
17:17.18 | Technobliterator | and her student was the other biggest bad guy |
17:17.30 | Technobliterator | ad her student's clones are all bad guys bar one |
17:17.51 | Hachiman | Bar one and a body double |
17:17.53 | Technobliterator | Skull Face I'll let slide, but she was responsible for every bad guy in the series that mattered |
17:18.03 | Hachiman | Well, actually redact the bit about the body double |
17:18.08 | Hachiman | Venom is still a villain |
17:18.10 | OluapPlayer_ | A body double is not a clone hur |
17:18.33 | Technobliterator | Venom Snake is brainwashed into thinking he's her student |
17:18.43 | OluapPlayer_ | Skull Face mattered. He's the reason the Patriot AIs rose to power |
17:19.11 | Hachiman | The Patriots would have probably arisen sooner or later though |
17:19.22 | Technobliterator | Skull Face is the main antagonist of the series, but every other big bad guy was a direct - or indirect - result of The Boss |
17:19.34 | Technobliterator | her son, her student, and her student's sons |
17:19.40 | OluapPlayer_ | Zero was trying to stop the AIs but then Skull Face came in and was like "ur a cripple now" |
17:19.59 | Hachiman | Skull Face is a product of Big Boss and Zero I suppose |
17:20.06 | Technobliterator | I mean, if we'd seen Skull Face do that in a cutscene or something, I'd probably like him as a villain more |
17:20.09 | Hachiman | Driven by jealousy and delusion |
17:20.20 | Technobliterator | because that's so badass when you think about it, but all we get is audio |
17:20.39 | Hachiman | Also I cannot help but feel that MGSV loses a lot of the dark tone that GZ had |
17:20.48 | Hachiman | Like, MGSV feels like a less serious game |
17:20.55 | OluapPlayer_ | Skull Face seems more threatening in the audio-only parts of the game |
17:20.57 | Technobliterator | I wouldn't...say so |
17:21.05 | OluapPlayer_ | Like when he threatens Code Talker |
17:21.09 | Technobliterator | I'd say it's just as dark |
17:21.28 | Hachiman | Skull Face goes from raping Paz and forcing Chico to have sex with her to "DESTROY ENGLISH" and "SUCH A LUST FOR REVENGE, WHOOOOOO" |
17:22.35 | Technobliterator | yes, and Kaz loses all of his reasoning and becomes a fanatic, Huey becomes a massive prick, the shock factor scenes are just as impactful, you have to fight literal child soldiers |
17:23.02 | Hachiman | Huey was also a prick though, we know this from MGS2 |
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17:23.07 | OluapPlayer | FOR FUCK'S SAKE |
17:24.18 | Technobliterator | and the only good guys? Venom Snake, a guy who lost everything then was trapped inside of Big Boss' life, Quiet can't talk because if she does everyone will die and has no way to tell Snake she loves him - not to mention being unable to respond when everyone else kicks her around, and Ocelot is normally the scum of all the videogames but everyone else is so evil he becomes the voice of reason |
17:24.23 | Technobliterator | how is this not a dark game :o |
17:24.46 | Technobliterator | It's really interesting to see the good side of Ocelot, though |
17:24.50 | Technobliterator | he was always my favourite |
17:25.05 | OluapPlayer | Not counting Miller who went to friendly second in command to full Angry Marine mode |
17:25.12 | OluapPlayer | from* |
17:25.31 | Technobliterator | OluapPlayer, <Technobliterator> yes, and Kaz loses all of his reasoning and becomes a fanatic, Huey becomes a massive prick, the shock factor scenes are just as impactful, you have to fight literal child soldiers |
17:25.40 | Technobliterator | I think you missed that due to connection issues |
17:25.42 | OluapPlayer | rite |
17:25.47 | OluapPlayer | I did |
17:25.57 | Technobliterator | but yeah, Kaz goes from such a great guy |
17:26.00 | Technobliterator | to...such a dick |
17:26.09 | Hachiman | The thing with Quiet is dumb though because she is programmed to only activate the parasites upon speaking English - she is shown to be able to speak multiple languages with Code Talker and the soldiers in Mother Base are mostly bilingual |
17:26.28 | Hachiman | Why couldn't Venom just get somebody to translate her |
17:26.35 | Technobliterator | We already know that |
17:26.43 | OluapPlayer | The game has plotholes, nothing we can do about it |
17:27.07 | Technobliterator | And the game already explains it |
17:27.17 | Technobliterator | She does tell him, through actions instead of words |
17:27.21 | OluapPlayer | Jo: Just so I'm sure. You're not a fan of racist jokes, correct? |
17:27.22 | Technobliterator | that was her way of expressing it to him |
17:27.41 | Hachiman | Oh yeah, Kaz is made out to be a massive racist on 4chan hur |
17:27.56 | Technobliterator | Urm, not huge on them, but I won't go berserk over it |
17:28.07 | Technobliterator | I don't like forcing political correctness too hard |
17:28.15 | OluapPlayer | Like Hachi said, Kaz is portrayed as a gigantic racist at 4chan |
17:28.19 | Technobliterator | oh? |
17:28.31 | OluapPlayer | You know that cutscene where he takes down the little kid to prove they're not fit to be soldiers? |
17:29.00 | Technobliterator | mhm |
17:29.01 | OluapPlayer | Back when that was leaked, no one had context, so everyone thought he was just beating the kid up because he was black |
17:29.03 | Hachiman | There were leaked scenes of Kaz in cutscenes talking about how child soldiers were not natural and using CQC on the child soldiers at Mother Base - 4chan, lacking context, interpreted this as Kaz bullying black children |
17:29.07 | OluapPlayer | It only got worse for there |
17:29.18 | Technobliterator | oh, I can imagine |
17:29.53 | OluapPlayer | Which led him to get like a million racist nicknames, stuff like Kazuhira "If you fulton a black, don't bother coming back" Miller |
17:30.04 | Technobliterator | lmfao |
17:30.07 | Technobliterator | that's a good one |
17:30.14 | Hachiman | Kaz "A killing spree in KFC" Miller |
17:30.27 | OluapPlayer | Kazuhira "I'm not racist, my shadow is black" Miller |
17:30.31 | Technobliterator | I don't think Kojima would get away with actually doing that in game :P |
17:31.09 | Hachiman | Kaz "Dropping nukes on the spooks" Miller |
17:31.20 | OluapPlayer | I get the feeling he planned the kid soldiers to be killable back in development but couldn't get away with it |
17:31.34 | Hachiman | Child soldiers are killable in MGSV |
17:31.45 | drom | Jacka |
17:31.46 | OluapPlayer | I mean, freely killable |
17:31.48 | Technobliterator | no, you get a mission failed if you do it |
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17:33.26 | Hachiman | Kazuhira "A non-white race will not set foot on Mother Base" Miller |
17:34.41 | Charles_Murray | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/File%3AAlexandre_as_Grand_Marshal_of_the_Empire.png |
17:34.57 | Technobliterator | well, I mean, that's definitely false, because most of the people on Mother Base are brown : | |
17:35.02 | OluapPlayer | Technobliterator: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZY7QCBMWoE |
17:35.49 | Technobliterator | lolwat |
17:35.54 | Hachiman | Kazuhira "Don't speak ebonics or I'll go demonic" Miller |
17:35.56 | Hachiman | I love it hur |
17:37.04 | Technobliterator | hahahaha |
17:39.31 | Hachiman | Kazuhira "Racial pain hurricane" Miller, Kazuhira "The number one authority on killing authorities" Miller |
17:39.38 | Hachiman | minorities even |
17:39.42 | Hachiman | I fucked up jhur |
17:39.44 | Technobliterator | hah |
17:39.44 | Hachiman | hur even |
17:39.47 | Technobliterator | I like that one |
17:40.12 | Hachiman | Kazuhira "one man Klan" Miller |
17:40.18 | Hachiman | There's like tons of these |
17:40.45 | OluapPlayer | That one cutscene where they bend Huey's leg forward though |
17:40.48 | Wormy_ | http://i.imgur.com/xUDzaj6.jpg |
17:40.53 | OluapPlayer | That's dark as fuck and makes me cringe every time I see it |
17:41.09 | OluapPlayer | Cringe in an "oh god make it stop" way |
17:41.23 | Wormy_ | The Doctor would so outsmart Darth Vader |
17:41.24 | Hachiman | He deserves it though |
17:41.34 | Technobliterator | I felt sorry for Huey back then. I no longer do, of course |
17:41.37 | Technobliterator | http://nichegamer.com/2015/10/konami-files-trademark-for-big-boss-includes-games-pachinko-and-more/ |
17:41.39 | Technobliterator | hahahahahaha |
17:41.42 | Technobliterator | hahahahahahahahahahahahaha |
17:41.42 | OluapPlayer | Yup |
17:41.45 | OluapPlayer | It begins |
17:41.47 | Technobliterator | ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha |
17:41.53 | Hachiman | Wormy_: It's no competition though because the Doctor is great at outsmarting people |
17:41.56 | Technobliterator | we all knew it was coming |
17:42.02 | Technobliterator | oh my god |
17:42.07 | Technobliterator | ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha |
17:42.17 | Wormy_ | That, and I don't think Anakin was ever that smart |
17:42.24 | OluapPlayer | KAZ I'M ALREADY A PACHINKO |
17:42.52 | Wormy_ | Strategically he may have been, but he was one to be lead rather than lead |
17:42.59 | drom | Wormy_: In the end Darth gets frustrated and strangles the doctor with the Force. |
17:43.19 | Wormy_ | Nah, the Doctor deals with psionic aliens all the time |
17:43.37 | Hachiman | "There was once a man of renown, who could shoot the best pistols in town. In a place outside heaven, he gave intel to Venom, about enemy snipers-- BOSS GET DOWN!" |
17:44.08 | Technobliterator | PLAYED US LIKE A DAMN PACHINKOOOOOO |
17:44.50 | Hachiman | "Roses are red, violets are blue. Boss, that's the target. He's-- MAP HAS BEEN UPDATED." |
17:45.04 | Wormy_ | drom http://imgur.com/gallery/asUV8GF |
17:45.48 | Technobliterator | why didn't people make as huge a deal of this as they did of ME3's ending |
17:45.55 | Technobliterator | I want my MGSV: Extended Cut free DLC |
17:46.10 | Wormy_ | http://imgur.com/gallery/D70Olsu |
17:46.15 | OluapPlayer | hur |
17:46.20 | Technobliterator | not my Metal Gear Pachinko: Big Boss Returns game |
17:46.28 | Hachiman | "A poem, by Revolver Ocelot. Revolver Ocelot, Revolver Ocelot. Revolver Ocelot Revolver Ocelot. Revolver Ocelot, Revolver Ocelot (Revolver Ocelot)." |
17:46.30 | OluapPlayer | Metal Gear PACHINKO |
17:47.25 | OluapPlayer | I imagine most people either found it satisfying enough, did not really mind or did not get to the end at all |
17:47.41 | drom | Pachinko Gear Solid, Metal Pachinko Solid or Metal Gear Pachinko |
17:47.43 | drom | Choose one |
17:47.58 | Hachiman | "Roses are red, violets are blue, duh! What will I say next? ... ... ... ... ... Kept you waiting, huh?" |
17:48.03 | OluapPlayer | Chapter 2 is mostly made of repeated missions so I'd not be surprised if people stopped playing after the first boss fight with Sahelanthropus |
17:48.43 | drom | Wormy_: All I wish now is Tybusen coming online ;-; |
17:48.53 | Hachiman | "A poem, by Quiet." |
17:49.00 | OluapPlayer | Also the gameplay was universally praised, and I don't really remember people finding ME3's gameplay too spectactular |
17:49.32 | Hachiman | "Roses are grey, violets are also grey. I am D-Dog." |
17:49.51 | OluapPlayer | would u stop |
17:50.40 | drom | Ain't dogs vision also green-red too? |
17:51.28 | Hachiman | "A poem by a lonely Mother Base soldier: I fuck around all day and drop diamonds that shine. I talk about the puppy, don't have another line. People call him Big Boss, that patch-eyed fuck. I try to give him respect and he breaks my spine." |
17:52.04 | OluapPlayer | Where are you getting these from? |
17:52.25 | Hachiman | https://www.reddit.com/r/metalgearsolid/comments/3l2tva/a_poem_by_kaz/ |
17:52.34 | Technobliterator | OluapPlayer, I think the vast majority of people liked the ending, but didn't appreciate the unfinished-ness, but it didn't bother/offend them as much as ME3's did |
17:52.39 | OluapPlayer | They're not really funny at all |
17:52.47 | Hachiman | I find them funny hur |
17:52.50 | Technobliterator | because ME3's literally did give us false advertising |
17:52.56 | Technobliterator | and was offensively bad |
17:53.07 | OluapPlayer | I imagine it's not as offensive because the game isn't "3 choices but they're all the same in different colours" |
17:53.15 | OluapPlayer | Also it wasn't as much of an asspull |
17:53.24 | Hachiman | Yeah, ME3 was horrendously awful |
17:53.32 | Hachiman | It's like, history books-grade bad |
17:54.31 | Technobliterator | For all the bad writing Kojima's done over the years, he does know how to tie things all up together in a way that makes sense |
17:54.35 | Hachiman | Although both games wasted their main villains' potential |
17:54.47 | Technobliterator | ME3 barely had a main villain |
17:56.19 | OluapPlayer | ME3 was the chance of a final confrontation with Harbinger |
17:56.23 | OluapPlayer | wasted the chance* |
17:56.37 | OluapPlayer | Instead he was one of the most minor characters in the game |
17:59.02 | Cyrannian | Yeah he just floated there honking his reaper horn |
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18:03.10 | Technobliterator | Oh, ME3 and MGSV did commit one sin in common |
18:03.12 | Technobliterator | no final boss |
18:03.43 | ImpyDroid | So did Arkham Knight |
18:03.48 | OluapPlayer | >could have final boss fight with Harbinger >get star-twerp instead |
18:04.55 | OluapPlayer | As for MGSV, it does have a final boss. It's just not a very good one |
18:05.17 | Technobliterator | I count Sahe Extreme as its final boss |
18:05.32 | OluapPlayer | That's what I'm referring to |
18:05.56 | OluapPlayer | You're just fighting Gorilla Munch again except he one-hit-kills you now |
18:07.40 | Technobliterator | ah |
18:07.40 | Hachiman | OOK OOK |
18:08.48 | OluapPlayer | http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/019/540/741.gif >chapter 51 was cut |
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18:10.16 | Hachiman | Watching that .gif while listening to Take on Kaz |
18:10.18 | Hachiman | My sides |
18:10.23 | Wormy_ | NFL played at Wembley Stadius for some reason, and the players ordered 250 rolls of American toilet paper in fear that British toilet paper would be uncomfortable. |
18:10.29 | Wormy_ | *stadium |
18:11.01 | Hachiman | British toilet paper is uncomfortable, why do you think we are all so moody |
18:12.50 | Wormy_ | Worst is IKEA paper |
18:12.56 | Wormy_ | Its like sandpaper |
18:13.27 | drom | Nah |
18:13.45 | drom | Worst is the budget paper you find on supermarkets |
18:14.12 | Hachiman | My family always buys Andrex |
18:14.17 | Hachiman | Thankfully |
18:14.23 | Wormy_ | http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-34430305 |
18:15.00 | Wormy_ | Paper that's too soft is no good either |
18:15.14 | Hachiman | Yeah |
18:15.25 | Hachiman | It breaks and you end up accidentally slipping your fingers into your bumhole |
18:15.30 | Hachiman | It's not a pleasant feeling |
18:15.49 | drom | Me and my family always buy "Skona", it a brand from the same company that both operates a majority of the gorcery stores and supermarkets in Sweden, the same company that sells these worthless budget rolls. |
18:16.14 | drom | it is a* |
18:16.47 | Wormy_ | Can't blame the players really. |
18:16.52 | drom | I always take one-two-three layers of toliet paper, and then the deal's solid |
18:17.30 | drom | Unroll three pieces, fold it to a 3-layer piece and wipe your bum with it |
18:17.55 | Hachiman | >fold |
18:18.17 | Hachiman | If you fold your toilet paper to wipe your ass you are officially an arrogant cocksuck |
18:18.25 | Hachiman | It's meant to be scrunched |
18:18.38 | drom | Yeah, we make origamis out of toliet paper |
18:19.27 | Wormy_ | I know some people that go mad if you use more than 1 piece of paper |
18:19.41 | Wormy_ | They were of the older generation |
18:20.15 | Wormy_ | How did they know? Counting |
18:21.02 | drom | You know what? One piece of paper isn't even enough to stop the snot to penerate through the paper when you sneeze it out |
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18:21.56 | Hachiman | I always use multiple sheets of toilet paper to wipe my ass, nobody can stop me |
18:21.59 | Hachiman | Two to four sheets a scrunch |
18:22.57 | drom | Meh, I just fold the paper again if my bum is still not wiped clean |
18:23.06 | Wormy_ | <PROTECTED> |
18:23.37 | Wormy_ | Very efficient |
18:23.49 | Hachiman | Hai Xho |
18:24.04 | Xho | "log in is unavailable" But how can I continue my tyranny |
18:24.27 | OluapPlayer | spu |
18:25.26 | Wormy_ | <PROTECTED> |
18:25.29 | Hachiman | Also I think it is atrocious that Britons will now have to start paying 5p for plastic bags in supermarkets |
18:26.00 | Hachiman | Now I can see why my parents wish to move to France |
18:26.01 | OluapPlayer | Also why the fuck are you all talking about how you wipe your asses |
18:26.04 | OluapPlayer | No one wants to know that |
18:26.06 | Wormy_ | Its only big supermarkets with over 250 employees |
18:27.23 | Technobliterator | ._. |
18:27.25 | Technobliterator | .____. |
18:27.30 | drom | LMAO |
18:27.34 | Technobliterator | .________________. |
18:27.53 | Hachiman | .________________________________. |
18:27.57 | drom | tfw plastic bags cost 0.08 GBP per bag |
18:27.59 | drom | here |
18:28.01 | drom | in Sweden |
18:28.16 | Hachiman | Plastic bags used to be free |
18:28.33 | Hachiman | Now we have to pay for something we are only going to stuff in a cupboard for being useless |
18:28.44 | Wormy_ | They still are in average supermarkets and small retail |
18:28.51 | Technobliterator | I don't really oppose the idea |
18:28.54 | drom | In Sweden, it is 1 SEK, the lowest available hard currency |
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18:29.17 | drom | It costs because we have a so called "plastic bag tax", and that's 1 SEK per bag |
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18:29.26 | Wormy_ | Its not really about the environment though, its about not having to employ as many people in the industry that cleans up plastic bags. |
18:29.42 | drom | It also applies to paper bags. |
18:30.04 | Hachiman | If it was about the environment they would stop manufacturing plastic bags |
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18:30.07 | Hachiman | And move to a more disposable material |
18:30.13 | Wormy_ | I agree |
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18:30.24 | drom | For those sleek and compy plastic bags that take the appearance of paper bags, but still made of plastic, cost like 5-8 SEK each, depending on the chain you buy it |
18:30.34 | Wormy_ | Recycle toilet paper into bags, for example |
18:31.31 | Roboticking | used toliet paper? |
18:31.35 | Roboticking | toilet* |
18:31.44 | drom | The tax exists to prevent stupid young edgelords who they think they are cool by unrolling entire rolls of plastic bags from the cashier to the way out. |
18:32.35 | Wormy_ | I'm sure you could turn it into a material, kill the bacteria and turn back into a paper-like substance |
18:32.55 | Wormy_ | How you seperate it from waste, I dunno |
18:33.33 | Ghelae | Killing bacteria, turning it into useful material: engineering difficulties. |
18:33.52 | Ghelae | Convincing people to use paper bags made from used toilet paper: that's a little harder. |
18:34.15 | Wormy_ | There are useful ways of turning waste into safe substances, pretty sure it can be done for this as well. |
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18:35.20 | Hachiman | I once unrolled some toilet paper without stripping any sheets off, laid the end of the roll in the water of the toilet, and flushed it to watch the entire roll of toilet paper get unravelled |
18:35.31 | Xho | Why |
18:35.41 | Hachiman | Because I wanted to see if I could |
18:35.47 | Wormy_ | Did it work? |
18:35.56 | Hachiman | If I recall, yes, yes it did |
18:36.23 | Hachiman | I also like to occasionally turn the roll of toilet paper backwards to annoy people |
18:36.34 | drom | Eh? |
18:36.36 | Wormy_ | I have rescued insects from the toilet, but that's about as far as my toilet adventures go. |
18:36.42 | OluapPlayer | How does it feel to be literally Hitler? |
18:36.55 | drom | I've always faced forwards, sideways and backwards toliet rolls. |
18:36.59 | Hachiman | drom: So the unravelling part of the roll is facing towards the wall rather than away from it |
18:37.08 | Wormy_ | I never understoood the backwards/forwards thing, don't think my family gives a crap# |
18:37.14 | drom | But toliet rolls inaccessible from the toliet seat you are sitting on |
18:37.19 | drom | fuck that |
18:37.26 | OluapPlayer | http://hejibits.com/comics/2010-09-27-professional-pooping.gif |
18:37.56 | Hachiman | Aye like that hur |
18:38.22 | drom | I've always survived that |
18:38.22 | Wormy_ | Our bogroll is usually tipped on its side |
18:38.49 | Wormy_ | But I am bothered about whether to put it on the toilet or the side, because awkwardness |
18:38.56 | drom | But one perhaps one of the most annoying moments I know is when someone clogs the toliet paper dispenser |
18:39.14 | drom | You'd have to shove your hand inside it and unravel all of the shit out it |
18:39.32 | Wormy_ | I never never do that] |
18:40.17 | Wormy_ | Don't know why but I uploaded this to SporeWiki once http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/7/7a/4df11362f3b1d.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20110907162455 |
18:40.29 | drom | And when the unravelling tears the double-layered paper into one or three |
18:40.42 | OluapPlayer | Is that a fucking hadouken of shit |
18:41.03 | Wormy_ | Indeed it is |
18:41.17 | OluapPlayer | I don't have the talent to come up with things like that |
18:41.24 | Hachiman | Oh God |
18:41.30 | Wormy_ | Shockingly, women are in the gents |
18:44.19 | drom | Wormy_: Women can pretend by peeing into a dust scoop and let the urine come out of the handle. |
18:45.12 | Wormy_ | When I went to Download festival last year, a woman used the urinals, she had a special device. It really made the men next to her uncomfortable. |
18:45.54 | Wormy_ | drom, Hachiman: The biggest fail I've ever seen https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InR7tip2Izk |
18:46.16 | Hachiman | Oh God |
18:47.04 | drom | Wormy-: Specially these http://catalog.se.toolstore.com/Content/Images/Articles/v15/FSIZE/904541.jpg |
18:47.41 | Wormy_ | lol |
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18:48.23 | drom | Oh damn, I cringed hard at that failure |
18:49.37 | OluapPlayer | bah bored |
18:50.32 | Xho | entertain urself |
18:50.48 | drom | HUE HUE HUE urself |
18:51.41 | OluapPlayer | So funny |
18:51.42 | OluapPlayer | No |
18:52.20 | Xho | I did have this idea for a Fantasy faction at work |
18:52.27 | Xho | Not psychotically evil either |
18:52.28 | Xho | tis a first |
18:52.44 | Xho | Could make it shared |
18:52.45 | Roboticking | he is becoming less and less an xhodocto! NOOO |
18:52.53 | Roboticking | He must remain evil! |
18:52.53 | Xho | An Xhodocto |
18:52.54 | Xho | AN HERO |
18:53.00 | OluapPlayer | >Not psychotically evil |
18:53.01 | OluapPlayer | I'm interested |
18:53.01 | drom | Roboticking: Well he is still affably evil |
18:53.18 | Roboticking | A xhodocto* |
18:53.22 | Roboticking | true drom |
18:53.37 | Xho | It's a society of ancient chronomancers dedicated to worshipping Samayapalaka and Isiris and the goal of their society is basically protect the flow of time should anything messed up happen |
18:53.52 | Xho | But it's massively hidden off the world and no one really knows about it |
18:53.55 | Xho | Apart from those who do |
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18:54.18 | Roboticking | that is interesting |
18:54.25 | Xho | If people knew there was an order of chronomancers protecting the flow of time the Void Denizens would be all over it like flies on a shit |
18:54.28 | OluapPlayer | Doesn't sound easy to put in stories |
18:54.34 | Xho | I did have an idea for it |
18:54.47 | Roboticking | That reminds me, i need to work on my spider-beings |
18:54.59 | Roboticking | that for a fact, is not their names |
18:55.04 | Xho | It does involve Hachi so it's not totally probable if Hachi doesn't like the idea |
18:56.10 | drom | Wormy_: Our national grocery store and supermarket chain has this video embedded in their "couldn't find page"-error page https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbxFfwRTQHY |
18:57.17 | Xho | But considering they know Samayapalaka exists they're either 1) very ancient or 2) Isiris talks to them |
18:57.21 | Xho | or 3) both |
18:57.38 | OluapPlayer | everything is ancient |
18:57.39 | Xho | And I just ran out of flapjacks, Xho is now a mixed bowl of sad and angry |
18:58.16 | Xho | Sad because I'm out of flapjacks, angry because I'm generally angry |
18:58.33 | Hachiman | wat dis bout hachi |
18:58.47 | Xho | It's a story idea |
18:58.49 | OluapPlayer | he suks dik |
18:58.54 | drom | Wormy_: So I figured out I could move NS' capitol to Bunsen galaxy and unwind the clock - lot |
18:59.00 | Hachiman | Ancient order of lawful chronomancers |
18:59.20 | Xho | Though it does involve Hachi's chronomancy so I don't know how much you'd want to go into it or at al |
18:59.33 | Xho | all |
18:59.43 | Wormy_ | drom: That changes things, I guess |
18:59.54 | drom | Wormy_: It will |
19:00.05 | Hachiman | I imagine that Hachi himself would not have been involved with this order, more like the ones responsible for his having chronomancy would likely have connections with this order |
19:00.17 | drom | Wormy_: Doesn't change much of the stuff prior year zero |
19:00.20 | Xho | Possibly |
19:00.26 | Hachiman | I'll just say there are circumstances behind Hachi's chronomancy |
19:00.32 | drom | Wormy_: And call "year zero" 1 BC |
19:00.38 | Hachiman | Circumstances that Hachi isn't quite aware of |
19:00.45 | drom | Because ISO 8601 masterrace |
19:00.49 | Xho | The idea is that the order calls upon Hachi in order for him to possibly improve his powers in chronomancy to better fight the Void |
19:00.59 | Hachiman | rite |
19:01.11 | Hachiman | Yeah I like the sound of that |
19:01.39 | Xho | Also aforementioned order has a liking for Zran Kar as well because as chronomancers they do document things in detail |
19:02.07 | Hachiman | inb4 Hachi becomes capable of moving in stopped time |
19:02.19 | drom | Wormy_: And to add to that, I'll unwind the clock perhaps to 32,000 BC |
19:02.22 | Xho | Kinmo - remove rabbit |
19:02.23 | OluapPlayer | Zran Kar - noic |
19:03.03 | drom | So that means that Hachi can then virtually get laid with every women he meets? |
19:03.12 | Xho | Kinmo would be a part of the order as well since he's a phoenix and whatnot but that's their medium of getting to where the order is located |
19:03.32 | Xho | I doubt the order would tell Hachi where they are and make him figure it out for himself hur |
19:03.50 | Hachiman | Even if Hachi could stop time by the conclusion of the fiction as a result of his training, I doubt he would be able to get himself laid with anybody aside from Clothovera |
19:03.58 | Hachiman | Mainly because he wouldn't want to hur |
19:04.15 | Xho | Goes back in time to find an Orichalcum Elf woman -> Returns to find that Koldenwelt is swarming with golden rabbits |
19:04.20 | OluapPlayer | qt murderous witch gf |
19:04.37 | Xho | There was a few quirks with the order's members as well |
19:04.54 | Hachiman | I imagine the order is multi-species |
19:04.54 | Roboticking | For a people that are spider people, what would serve best as a leading government |
19:05.04 | Roboticking | Monarchy? Dictatorship? |
19:05.11 | Xho | Because of their massive affiliation with chronomancy they've become like Samayapalaka in the respect that they can only communicate with other chronomancers or immortals |
19:05.26 | Xho | Undeads would think they're mute and the living would only hear head-blowing screeches |
19:05.29 | Ghelae | Roboticking: Most spiders are pretty unsociable so you'd struggle to get a spider-inspired form of government. |
19:05.31 | Hachiman | Roboticking: Personally I envision a matriarchy which follows similar to a constitutional monarchy held by a parliament |
19:05.43 | OluapPlayer | Tibias - KNOCK KNOCK DO YOU HAVE A MOMENT TO TALK ABOUT OUR LORD AND SAVIOR VARGASH |
19:05.56 | Xho | Chronomancer - |
19:06.01 | OluapPlayer | Tibias - i heard that |
19:06.06 | drom | Roboticking: Good ol' driders |
19:06.12 | Ghelae | Roboticking: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/social_spider |
19:06.30 | Xho | The way Clotho might get around it is if Hachi and Clotho have gotten jiggy with it the whole "planted one's seed" card might exempt Clotho from going deaf |
19:06.31 | TekDroid | Roboticking: If you want to be interesting try picking the exact opposite of what would be expected. :P |
19:06.40 | drom | I envision a such drider society being a theocracy |
19:07.09 | OluapPlayer | That or Clotho's a witch and therefore not magically inept |
19:07.09 | Roboticking | I was thinking of what Hachi said, but you want a patriarchy for spiders |
19:07.11 | Hachiman | Oh boy |
19:07.13 | OluapPlayer | Or is simply not involved |
19:07.15 | Xho | Or that |
19:07.48 | Hachiman | Roboticking: Spiders are not patriarchal creatures |
19:07.54 | Xho | Patriarchal spiders |
19:08.07 | Roboticking | I know, but tek said try the opposite |
19:08.08 | Xho | "IN PATRIARCHAL SPIDER LAND, HEAD EATS YOU" |
19:08.20 | TekDroid | Well they're not earth spiders so they could be. |
19:08.25 | Roboticking | That is true |
19:08.28 | drom | In case of crisis, Roboticking... apply handwavium! |
19:08.40 | Roboticking | Hmmm |
19:08.42 | Xho | OluapPlayer: The chances of her carrying the All-Knowing could affect that as well |
19:08.55 | Roboticking | It would work as I wanted a male spider hero-thing |
19:08.59 | OluapPlayer | I don't see why Clotho would be relevant to this at all |
19:09.01 | Roboticking | for a character |
19:09.08 | Xho | She's Hachi's girlfriend hur |
19:09.40 | OluapPlayer | and she has no time powers, so this is not relevant to her |
19:09.52 | Hachiman | She's also an independent half-elven woman who don't need no buni |
19:10.07 | Xho | Hachi - ;_; |
19:11.18 | Hachiman | Would I be right in assuming that Void-empowered stuff can bypass stuff like frozen time due to technically coming from a place where time isn't a thing |
19:11.25 | Xho | That would be correct |
19:11.26 | Hachiman | And just general alien magical fuckery |
19:11.46 | OluapPlayer | On the bright side, at least to you |
19:11.52 | OluapPlayer | you can give the same fuckery to the Idkin |
19:11.55 | drom | Wormy_: I got a quite a dent on my forehead after getting a 50-100kg metal door on my face. |
19:11.56 | Hachiman | Aye |
19:12.06 | Xho | I might have mentioned this before but Kinmo has tried going back in time to save the Phoenixes but because Caligaduro is messing everyone up and it always results in extinction events |
19:12.07 | drom | It is an outward-facing dent mind you |
19:12.14 | Roboticking | claps for droms failure |
19:12.39 | drom | Roboticking: *ahem* I'm half-blind so there is that |
19:12.47 | OluapPlayer | Sea Witch - repeatedly go back to when hachi put u in diapers u shit |
19:12.55 | Roboticking | Well Drom, i had not been informed of that, I apologize |
19:13.03 | Xho | Kinmo - hao bout u go bak to bizargar extinction |
19:13.10 | drom | To add to that, I got the dent two weeks ago |
19:13.18 | OluapPlayer | Sea Witch - i do dat everytime i sleep thx |
19:13.22 | Wormy_ | drom: http://www.nhs.uk/Conditions/Concussion/Pages/Symptoms.aspx |
19:13.23 | Xho | Kinmo - lol |
19:13.29 | drom | The door was very heavy and came at my face at a high speed |
19:13.44 | Hachiman | I have shown that Hachi is, as of so far, is capable of speeding up and slowing things down so it'd be nice to expand his powers to be more versatile on the chronomancer front |
19:14.00 | Wormy_ | Feel any of those and go to the doc |
19:14.02 | Xho | Kinmo may have very well founded the order in the first place to prevent the Void Denizens leaking through time but he certainly doesn't lead it now |
19:14.19 | Xho | If not then it would have been some prehistorical figure that managed to commune with Samayapalaka in person |
19:14.25 | OluapPlayer | Sea Witch - mor like founded the mary sue corporation |
19:14.35 | Xho | Kinmo - go bak to cryin in ur dreems |
19:14.45 | Hachiman | I am assuming the order is multispecies |
19:14.49 | Xho | Yeah |
19:15.02 | Roboticking | So in Koldenwelt, would spiders be considered an omen of evil? |
19:15.14 | Hachiman | Roboticking: It depends on the culture |
19:15.18 | OluapPlayer | Too many different cultures to tell |
19:15.22 | drom | Wormy_: Never experienced that, but I got a heck of a yellow-blue brusie and a vertically-arranged scar of small spots on it. But it is only the dent and a red spot left of the incident two weeks ago. |
19:15.22 | Hachiman | Koldenwelt is very culturally diverse |
19:15.28 | Roboticking | hmm |
19:15.43 | OluapPlayer | I want a chance to use Tibias |
19:15.45 | Roboticking | Would a spider race work well as an evil or good race? |
19:15.47 | drom | And the bruise swelled up like a big damn grape |
19:15.48 | OluapPlayer | Needs more funny murderous skeleton |
19:15.49 | Wormy_ | drom: Oh so it wasn't recent. You'll be fine then |
19:15.53 | Roboticking | as I am thinking evil so far |
19:15.57 | Xho | Tibias - GET SPOOKED Chronomancer - |
19:16.07 | Hachiman | Roboticking: How about they're not all evil or good, just like people |
19:16.15 | Wormy_ | The skull is stronger size for size than most buildings |
19:16.15 | OluapPlayer | Tibias - lal did u see his face |
19:16.32 | Xho | Dunno what to call this Order though |
19:16.32 | Roboticking | Netrual |
19:16.38 | Xho | "Order of Time People" |
19:16.44 | Roboticking | As the word after how about was blanked out |
19:16.45 | Xho | "The Microwave Ministry" |
19:16.47 | Hachiman | More like each individual is different |
19:16.55 | OluapPlayer | Being the Master Apostle of the Lympharians means he's able of some collateral damage |
19:16.56 | OluapPlayer | By some I mean severe |
19:16.58 | Wormy_ | drom: On the countryside course, a piece of wood went flying and struck me on the head |
19:17.46 | Roboticking | And magic in Koldenwelt is welcomed (Save for things that are taboo in lore, like dark or blood magic)? |
19:17.53 | Wormy_ | drom: Also someone on the course had to go to hospital, but they decided to hit a rubber tyre with a sledge hammer... Ad it bounced bak. He burst out laughing so an amulance was called |
19:17.54 | Xho | Yeah |
19:17.59 | Xho | Magic is extremely common in Koldenwelt |
19:18.00 | OluapPlayer | Mostly |
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19:18.06 | Hachiman | Again, depends on the culture |
19:18.09 | OluapPlayer | Some cultures don't like magic |
19:18.15 | Xho | Dark magic is more accepted in the north west than anywhere else |
19:18.24 | Xho | Apart from the south east but they use alien magic |
19:18.31 | Wormy_ | drom: That being said, it was because someone sent him a rude picture |
19:18.40 | Roboticking | I was thinking poison? as spiders use their venom? You get the point |
19:18.42 | Xho | Same with blood magic |
19:18.58 | OluapPlayer | Venom is so-so |
19:19.03 | OluapPlayer | You could get away with it |
19:19.40 | Hachiman | Xho: Ministarium of Epochs |
19:19.52 | Xho | Microwave of Epuks |
19:19.52 | drom | Wormy_: I was once on a football training when I was a small kid, when the training was over I ran to embrace my mom, but I was completely unaware of that there was a single-bar metal railing between me and my mom, despite that I was like 50-100 meter away it. |
19:20.02 | drom | Wormy_: Guess what comes after that? |
19:20.06 | Xho | Blood |
19:20.13 | Xho | blud |
19:20.20 | OluapPlayer | safe blud |
19:20.27 | Hachiman | yeh blud |
19:20.28 | Hachiman | innit fam |
19:20.33 | Xho | Fam is my trigger word |
19:20.38 | Wormy_ | drom: Bruising? |
19:20.38 | drom | I fucking ramed my head into the railing |
19:20.38 | OluapPlayer | Hivemind then |
19:20.42 | OluapPlayer | I fucking hate that word |
19:20.54 | Hachiman | Whoops |
19:21.16 | Roboticking | hey xho....Fam |
19:21.19 | drom | my forehead grew a large dent and I was completely dizzy in agony |
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19:21.27 | Wormy_ | drom: I was at a musuem with giant stuffed animals behind glass walls, and a little kid tried to run up to one of the animals and ran into the glass |
19:21.51 | Xho | Ministarium of Epochs works |
19:22.01 | Wormy_ | drom: I once punctured my back |
19:22.08 | drom | ouch |
19:23.07 | drom | My childhood was full of self-inflicted misery |
19:23.17 | Roboticking | Oluap |
19:23.30 | Wormy_ | Basically, after a family cycle ride, the bicycles were put away in the car, with a sharp end sticking out. My mother was messing with me, chasing me, so I jumped into the car to escape... And it went in. First few seconds I couldn't even breathe because of the pain# |
19:23.37 | drom | I once burned my hand by putting it on a still hot stove boilerplate |
19:23.54 | Wormy_ | OMG I did that! |
19:23.57 | drom | I never forgot the agony, and I'll never will |
19:24.13 | Wormy_ | I used to touch the heater with my damn wrist |
19:24.20 | Wormy_ | One day, it was red hot |
19:24.45 | Xho | We used to have a gas fire and there was a panel |
19:24.56 | Xho | I touched that and now I'm certain it's the origin of my highly wrinkled palms |
19:25.00 | drom | I also managed to electrocute my dad once |
19:25.11 | Wormy_ | I have also fallen out my bunkbed when I was a child, head first. The only time I have been knocked unconscious, only for a few moments. And I saw many stars |
19:27.15 | drom | shocked, as in harmless electrocution |
19:28.04 | Roboticking | The only time i had been knocked unconscious was when I had my two front teeth removed as a result of hitting a iron railing with my face |
19:28.19 | Wormy_ | Oh my |
19:28.21 | drom | Speaking off removing front teeth |
19:28.36 | Wormy_ | Jesus that trumps anything I've felt |
19:29.04 | Roboticking | It was when i was younger...I was playing tag around cars, tripped over a rock and hit it |
19:29.07 | drom | I climbed a chair, but when I tried to climb back down as like the spider, I feel off the chair and broke my front teeth into halves |
19:29.14 | Roboticking | My mouth was so swollen- |
19:29.18 | Roboticking | OH DEAR GOD |
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19:29.47 | Wormy_ | I have had infant teeth removed because the buggers weren't coming out making my adult teeth come out at funny angles. But it was a painless procedure due to all the pain killers injected into my gums |
19:29.49 | drom | Thankfully my front teeth are healed, but the yellow ugly line is still there |
19:30.39 | Roboticking | Pain killers! Yay! |
19:30.58 | Roboticking | They make it so you don't murder the dentist whilst he rips things from your body! |
19:31.32 | Wormy_ | I always have an impulse to bite the dentist |
19:31.33 | drom | The only serious usage of pain killer I ever had was when I had to get a hollow tooth removed surgically at a dentist's office |
19:31.56 | drom | It was so scary, and it was very painful, thankfully that rest of the produce was painless thanks to the pain killer |
19:32.22 | Wormy_ | Well, I had injections and a numbing gel put on my gums |
19:32.33 | Wormy_ | Couldn't feel a thing |
19:32.33 | drom | Same |
19:32.53 | Wormy_ | I think though, the nerves around my infant teeth were long dead |
19:33.05 | Xho | I almost had a spinal fluid extraction once |
19:33.07 | Wormy_ | I still had them into my mid-teens |
19:33.07 | Xho | Never did |
19:33.11 | Xho | And that's my two cents |
19:33.18 | drom | though the injection was the type where it would cause a shock that paralypses the pain receptors, so it is very painful, but anything after that is painless |
19:33.25 | Wormy_ | Was that, that vicious illness you had? |
19:33.29 | Xho | Yeah |
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19:34.07 | drom | I had to walk around with a giant fall of cotton in my mouth for several hours |
19:34.10 | drom | ball* |
19:34.31 | drom | To prevent biting my cheek or even in extreme cases, bite my tongue off |
19:34.58 | Wormy_ | Well, the infant teeth scattered in my mouth were making bites a daily occurence |
19:35.10 | Wormy_ | Mouth ulcers everywhere |
19:35.14 | drom | I see. |
19:35.26 | Roboticking | I hate cankers |
19:35.46 | Roboticking | I actually have not had one in a year or too...SO HAPPY |
19:35.47 | Wormy_ | Especially on the top gum |
19:35.50 | Roboticking | two* |
19:35.54 | Xho | What is a canker |
19:35.58 | Wormy_ | Ulcer |
19:36.02 | Roboticking | in your mouth |
19:36.03 | drom | The "hollow tooth" was actually a molar tooth that received too much stress and therefore shattered into 4 individual shards still embedded to my gum |
19:36.11 | Roboticking | I did not like it near my lips |
19:36.18 | Roboticking | as it hurt when food grazed it |
19:36.21 | OluapPlayer | Mouth ulcers are the worst thing ever |
19:36.25 | drom | It was bleeding profusely and it was very painful, I could barely eat |
19:36.26 | Wormy_ | Makes brushing a pain too |
19:36.47 | drom | Thankfully, I got it removed the day after |
19:37.17 | Xho | Oh a mouth ulcer |
19:37.22 | Xho | dum americanism |
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19:37.35 | Wormy_ | I know someone who experienced hellish pain by going on a plane with a tooth cavity they didn't know about. The pressure of course inside was excruciating |
19:38.14 | Wormy_ | No pain killers were allowed to be administered |
19:38.45 | Roboticking | Xho, HOW DARE YUO |
19:38.52 | Roboticking | America! |
19:39.25 | Xho | America's a cool place apart from the lack of gun control, language and racism |
19:39.29 | Wormy_ | You are a bit outnumbered, I'm afraid. |
19:40.09 | Xho | Proportionally speaking I'd say Britain is more racist than the UA |
19:40.11 | Xho | USA |
19:40.38 | Wormy_ | Used to be a lot of US Americans here |
19:41.12 | ImpyDroid | Mouth ulcers |
19:41.23 | Xho | GOD SAVE THE QUEEN |
19:41.36 | Xho | I read that in Sniper's voice |
19:41.38 | Roboticking | I feel backed into a wall D: |
19:41.42 | Roboticking | I jest |
19:41.49 | Wormy_ | Time for Tea |
19:41.49 | ImpyDroid | THERE IS NO GOD BUT PUTIN |
19:41.52 | Roboticking | Everyone gets along fine- |
19:42.01 | ImpyDroid | AND MEDVEDEV IS HIS PRIME MINISTER |
19:42.07 | OluapPlayer | throws Jarate at Xho |
19:42.36 | Xho | ROSSIYA SVYASHCHENNAYA NASHA DERZHAVA |
19:42.47 | drom | Roboticking Wormy_: I know it is a bit inapporiate but, here's the testamentory of the chair incident. http://i.imgur.com/NnQh7VE.jpg?1 |
19:43.03 | Roboticking | Lovely |
19:43.12 | Wormy_ | Wear your scars with pride. |
19:43.33 | Roboticking | were those baby or adult teeth |
19:44.25 | drom | I'm uncertain |
19:44.43 | drom | I only lost my front teeth once before that. Never lost any after that |
19:44.55 | drom | So these are presumably adult teeth |
19:44.59 | Roboticking | so those are adult |
19:45.19 | Xho | No they're your teenager teeth |
19:45.25 | Xho | You still got another set to go through |
19:45.39 | drom | ;-; |
19:45.53 | Wormy_ | I once chipped a [infant] tooth on a Yorkie bar, which is embarrasing because of the slogan it used to have: http://www.virginmedia.com/images/choc_Yorkie2-431x300.jpg |
19:46.05 | Xho | Yorkies are hard as fuck |
19:48.05 | Roboticking | Xho |
19:48.10 | Wormy_ | Why does injury make for good conversation? |
19:48.28 | Roboticking | humans only have two sets of teeth (save for permanent molars) |
19:48.48 | Xho | I know |
19:48.50 | Roboticking | Baby and Adult |
19:48.54 | Xho | I was being sarcastic |
19:49.08 | Wormy_ | A few lucky people get a third set. |
19:49.38 | Wormy_ | I say lucky because, adult teeth have to last a long time |
19:49.44 | Roboticking | Shit i did not realize your were being sarcastic... |
19:49.49 | Roboticking | xho, |
19:49.51 | Roboticking | anyways |
19:50.18 | drom | Well. I don't remember losing my front teeth anyway |
19:50.36 | drom | Other than chipping them at the chair incident |
19:50.57 | Hachiman | rite I'm back from dinner |
19:50.58 | Hachiman | What did I miss |
19:51.11 | Wormy_ | One of the ways of being beaten up that terrifies me is the curb stomp |
19:51.11 | Xho | We found out that Drom is extremely accident prone |
19:51.25 | drom | Yeah. I stub my toe everyday |
19:51.32 | Hachiman | I meant with the fiction hur |
19:51.56 | Xho | Oh |
19:52.01 | drom | Wormy_ Xho: Try frozen Yorkies hur |
19:52.02 | Xho | Well we're still on the Ministarium of Epochs idea |
19:52.27 | Hachiman | rite |
19:52.35 | Wormy_ | nevor |
19:52.53 | Xho | Why |
19:52.56 | Wormy_ | Have you heard of the exploding gobstopper? |
19:53.14 | Hachiman | Needs Hachi being able to stop time by the end of it pls |
19:53.16 | Wormy_ | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gobstopper#Exploding_gobstoppers |
19:53.19 | drom | I once ate a Snicker that has been in the fridge for several days, it was trying to ingest a brick |
19:53.39 | Xho | Could do |
19:54.01 | Xho | Snickers |
19:54.04 | Xho | DEATH BARS |
19:54.09 | Xho | DEAAATH |
19:54.39 | Wormy_ | "Exploding gobstopper" would make a good band name |
19:54.42 | drom | I don't know about frozen snickers, I believe it is pretty much the same as a fridge-cold Snicker, but easier to break |
19:55.05 | Xho | I think we've settled on "Shadows of Eden" for our band name |
19:55.09 | OluapPlayer | u all borin |
19:55.20 | Xho | Not massively happy with it but oh well |
19:56.35 | drom | Yorkie Bricks |
19:56.50 | drom | Perhaps the most efficient building material |
19:56.59 | Wormy_ | Nah, Lego |
19:57.13 | drom | Lego made out of Yorkie bars |
19:57.59 | Hachiman | Xho: Should have gone with Postnecrotic Ejaculatarium |
19:58.17 | Xho | GRINDCORE |
19:58.20 | Xho | UUUUUUUUUUUUUGH |
19:58.25 | Hachiman | kek |
19:58.34 | drom | I thought you were trying to imply rotten semen, Hachiman |
19:58.45 | Wormy_ | I have an awesome band name, but I ain't telling anyone it |
19:58.55 | Hachiman | Semen collected from corpses rather |
19:59.18 | Xho | And I just threw up |
19:59.29 | drom | Hachiman: Semen ejaculated by zombies |
19:59.36 | Wormy_ | Brutal |
19:59.38 | drom | undead |
20:00.45 | Hachiman | I went with a friend who founded two metal projects; Vile Discectomy as his death metal band, and Happathy as his black / death metal project |
20:00.51 | Hachiman | *I have a friend rather |
20:01.52 | Hachiman | And yes, Happathy is a play on "happy" and "apathy" because edge |
20:02.05 | drom | There is a rock band called "Party Cannon" |
20:02.35 | Hachiman | >Party Cannon >rock band |
20:02.38 | Hachiman | Fucking insulting |
20:02.55 | Hachiman | But then again you are deaf so |
20:02.58 | drom | It is a death metal band from Scotland |
20:03.19 | Hachiman | Yes |
20:05.00 | drom | I use my deafness to my advantage; I don't need to give a single crap about music |
20:05.07 | drom | and pretend that I like it |
20:05.51 | Hachiman | Now here is a question |
20:06.03 | Hachiman | Would you rather go out with a fat pretty girl or an ugly thin girl |
20:06.13 | drom | I saw that post on 4chan |
20:06.29 | drom | <PROTECTED> |
20:07.15 | drom | And the last post in the picture pretty much convinced me to pick the whale |
20:08.04 | Hachiman | The one where she gets enslaved and you manage to cut out her fat and sell it off to the masses during the winter? |
20:09.04 | Technobliterator | I mean, surely it depends on how you define "fat" or "thin", right? |
20:09.19 | Technobliterator | Tons of people will call themselves fat when they're not |
20:10.05 | Hachiman | Medically overweight vs medically underweight |
20:10.23 | OluapPlayer | Whale vs skeleton |
20:10.25 | Hachiman | Fat is not subjective hur |
20:10.28 | Xho | Neither |
20:10.33 | OluapPlayer | But yes, neither |
20:10.35 | drom | Charles_Murray: http://i.imgur.com/szJS7sd.jpg -> http://i.imgur.com/rT7ix54.jpg -> http://i.imgur.com/OgTxssK.jpg -> http://i.imgur.com/DiZ6Yy9.jpg -> http://i.imgur.com/qi4W13N.jpg |
20:10.53 | OluapPlayer | To me there is no such thing as a fat pretty person |
20:10.58 | OluapPlayer | and the ugly one is ugly so yeah |
20:11.49 | Hachiman | So you would go out with an attractive anorexic person |
20:12.04 | Roboticking | I will be back, a few matters require my attention, farewell |
20:12.07 | Hachiman | Because I personally find anorexia about as unattractive as being overweight |
20:12.26 | OluapPlayer | Anorexic falls under ugly thin |
20:12.56 | Technobliterator | There's a biological reason for thin being attractive |
20:13.25 | Technobliterator | It's meant to identify whether or not the woman is pregnant and whether she's fit enough to produce the males' child |
20:13.37 | Technobliterator | inb4 I got that wrong Ghelae and Wormy_ slap me or something |
20:13.50 | Xho | y u call me ugly thin u |
20:13.59 | OluapPlayer | u jus ugly |
20:14.02 | Ghelae | slaps Jo just for the fun of it |
20:14.04 | Xho | :c |
20:14.17 | Technobliterator | That's not fair! |
20:14.26 | Ghelae | I think you're basically not wrong. I'm not so sure about the pregnancy part. |
20:14.38 | drom | I've no love interests or interests in creating a relationship. And the answer I gave you earlier was rather irony. I'm asexual until I feel an interest in relations and such. |
20:14.40 | Hachiman | Ghelae finds slapping women fun |
20:14.48 | Ghelae | slaps Hachi for the fun of it |
20:14.51 | Technobliterator | What I read was that it's just the easiest way to tell |
20:14.58 | OluapPlayer | Ghelae is an AI, he doesn't have human morals |
20:15.23 | Technobliterator | Also, I'm pretty sure some people who are obese or underweight don't always appear to be so, it depends by how much |
20:15.38 | Ghelae | Fat is attractive in societies where starvation is common. Being starving means you certainly can't produce a child. |
20:15.42 | Hachiman | I'm fairly sure you can tell when someone is obese |
20:15.42 | drom | Wormy_ Hachiman Ghelae: http://i.imgur.com/XnFoVjg.png |
20:15.57 | Technobliterator | Nope |
20:15.59 | Hachiman | olol |
20:16.06 | Technobliterator | There are tons of people who look obese, but it's all muscle |
20:16.19 | Hachiman | Bullshit |
20:16.25 | Technobliterator | Definitely not bullshit |
20:16.43 | Hachiman | If they are, or look, fat and are overweight, they're obese |
20:16.53 | Hachiman | Whether it's actually fat or muscle |
20:17.21 | drom | You can still have a 6-pack abs even if you have a layer of fat making it look like an beer-sack. Which is completely natural and healty |
20:17.24 | drom | healthy even |
20:18.03 | Ghelae | takes drom's comment as an excuse to not do crunches today |
20:18.04 | OluapPlayer | Sometimes on 4chan they post the webms of this goth-looking girl who most definitely is anorexic since you can pretty much see every bone in her limbs individually |
20:18.07 | OluapPlayer | They call her skeleton-chan |
20:18.13 | Hachiman | olol |
20:18.33 | OluapPlayer | She'd be a very attractive girl were not for the fact she's practically skin and bones |
20:19.04 | Hachiman | I personally don't mind a little bit more meat on a girl's bones than usual but not obese |
20:19.07 | Hachiman | So like, tubby |
20:20.06 | Xho | I like perfect looking people because why settle for anything less than perfect |
20:20.16 | Technobliterator | Hachiman, that's objectively false ._. |
20:20.24 | Wormy_ | Woops, I accidently drank some home brewed wine that hadn't been sterilised |
20:20.32 | Technobliterator | "Obesity is an abnormal accumulation of body fat, usually 20% or more over an individual's ideal body weight. Obesity is associated with increased risk of illness, disability, and death." |
20:20.50 | Technobliterator | You can appear huge, and not be 20% over your ideal body weight |
20:20.54 | drom | Ghelae: I didn't mean like a sack peeking outside underneath your shirt, rather a sleek form where the muscularity isn't 100% visible or obvious. |
20:20.59 | Technobliterator | It's rare, but it happens |
20:21.05 | OluapPlayer | Objectively is a buzzword hur |
20:21.15 | Wormy_ | Hopefully the live yeast won't make me sick |
20:21.33 | Technobliterator | looks up a thesaurus to find matching words for "objectively" |
20:21.35 | drom | rather than a highly visible 6-pack |
20:21.41 | Hachiman | Jo you've just fucking triggered me by saying *objective* |
20:21.49 | Ghelae | drom: I don't know what you're implying about my physique there. |
20:22.31 | drom | treats Technoblierator as an object |
20:22.42 | Hachiman | #meninism |
20:23.00 | Technobliterator | I don't know why whether or not I've triggered you should make a difference as to whether or not I'm right |
20:23.01 | Technobliterator | but ok |
20:23.13 | Technobliterator | noted, I guess? ?_? |
20:23.16 | OluapPlayer | It means you're a jerk hur |
20:23.18 | Hachiman | I was joking but your attitude is sickening |
20:23.29 | drom | Ghelae: It is a bit hard to explain, but not every healthy body is equal to abs seen in many model men |
20:23.30 | Ghelae | Wormy_: If you're lucky the yeast will grow in your intestines and whenever you eat carbs they'll ferment it and get you drunk. |
20:23.47 | Technobliterator | Making a correction =/= having a sickening attitude |
20:23.49 | Wormy_ | Eugh |
20:24.10 | Wormy_ | EUGH |
20:24.29 | Wormy_ | I'm going get some anti-fungals |
20:24.54 | drom | Ghelae: Sounds like a great way to live! |
20:25.26 | Ghelae | It's actually a very serious condition. I don't think it ever results from consuming live yeast, though. |
20:25.51 | Ghelae | Otherwise with all the past-their-use-by-date grapes I've eaten I should have developed it myself. |
20:25.53 | drom | Ghelae: Also, have you noticed that many wrestlers and alike are usually bulky despite their muscular apperance? |
20:26.30 | Ghelae | drom: Yes, I do know this. But when you said "I didn't mean like a sack peeking outside underneath your shirt..." the wording makes it seem like that's what you think I have. :P |
20:27.08 | drom | Ghelae: I was trying to draw a virtual example, sorry about the confusion and the offense if taken any. |
20:27.33 | Ghelae | No offence taken. |
20:28.34 | Ghelae | Although I have since changed my mind about doing less exercise tonight. |
20:29.00 | drom | Some people asked about my deafness. I have to get this straightened: I'm *am* deaf, but I *have* cochlear implantats, that means that I can hear, and go deaf whenever I feel like to. |
20:29.50 | Wormy_ | Ghelae: Hopefully the hellfires of my gut will destroy the yeasts |
20:30.36 | Wormy_ | It means you are further along the evolutionary tree |
20:30.36 | drom | I see, Ghelae. |
20:31.18 | drom | Wormy_: me? |
20:32.36 | Wormy_ | yeah |
20:32.52 | Wormy_ | Wish I had the power to turn people off |
20:33.35 | drom | Well. I'm not about it |
20:33.44 | Wormy_ | Old people can, via selective hearing |
20:34.15 | Wormy_ | Ugh, I feel sick now |
20:34.19 | drom | The deafness is, liked I explained many times ago, is connceted to Ushers' syndrome. It means that I'll go blind, and I cannot get driver's license due to Retinias Pigmentosa |
20:34.28 | drom | I'm not happy about it* |
20:34.49 | Wormy_ | True |
20:35.18 | Wormy_ | But its no good worrying about what is to come. |
20:35.32 | drom | The ineiglibty to get a drivers license stripes a large porition of your freedom and forces you into a life in the city or a life where you have to be extremely dependent on friends |
20:35.36 | OluapPlayer | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Planet:Koldenwelt/Western_Forests#Wildlife horses |
20:35.40 | drom | strips* |
20:35.41 | Wormy_ | Sorry I have no entitlements to tell you what to think |
20:37.16 | drom | Seems like drugs, heart conditions and colts are the most occuring cause of the deaths of wrestlers http://americaswhiteboy.com/2014/04/03/dead-wrestlers-list-when-and-how-they-died/ |
20:37.44 | drom | help, my english is getting more and more hideous |
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20:39.20 | Wormy_ | Its not surprising though drom: a lot of wrestlers have bodies that are unhealthily large, or they take steroids and or other drugs to berf up |
20:39.28 | Wormy_ | *beef |
20:39.51 | drom | Yeah. |
20:40.05 | drom | Most of the pro wrestlers take drugs to buff themselves or get gains |
20:40.29 | Hachiman | I'd make a comparison to the current US heavyweight champion, John Cena, but you can't see him |
20:40.31 | drom | demn cancers though |
20:40.44 | Wormy_ | I don't think extreme body building is good on the organs and joints |
20:40.45 | OluapPlayer | stop memeing and chek what I posted |
20:40.53 | Xho | JOOOHN CENAAAAAAA |
20:40.53 | Hachiman | i just did |
20:40.55 | Hachiman | Its very good |
20:41.06 | Hachiman | we finully hav unicrons |
20:41.06 | Hachiman | unicorns even |
20:41.06 | Xho | hoos |
20:41.26 | OluapPlayer | ho's |
20:41.43 | Hachiman | I get reminded of Harry Potter's unicorns actually; they have silver blood which can grant extended life or some bullshit like that |
20:42.13 | drom | Hachiman: I don't know much about him other than his name anyway. |
20:42.16 | OluapPlayer | You know very well where I got these from hur |
20:42.26 | Hachiman | Yeah I know, I was just saying |
20:43.08 | Ghelae | Wormy_: A particle physicist here at Nottingham is a bodybuilder. He can't walk very well now because some time ago he ruptured his legs. |
20:43.18 | Hachiman | https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/12079689_1521323784845323_8823848298731732178_n.jpg?oh=da388dc44ed5dbb9190f6b7e8ad24cd6&oe=56A0D747 |
20:43.23 | OluapPlayer | Horses are a BITCH to make in Spore just as an afterthought |
20:43.24 | OluapPlayer | Goddamn |
20:43.37 | Wormy_ | I don't often imagine physicists as body builders! |
20:43.38 | OluapPlayer | olol |
20:44.14 | Xho | Hachiman: REKT |
20:44.15 | Hachiman | If I was to ever introduce actual unicorns as a thing in Koldenwelt, I'd probably make them muscular bara theriocephali rather than quadrupeds because of the fact horses are cunts |
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20:44.33 | OluapPlayer | >get a cat >call it a dog |
20:44.37 | OluapPlayer | That's what you just described |
20:44.46 | Hachiman | fug# |
20:44.57 | Hachiman | >get a bomb >ALLAH ACKBAR |
20:45.15 | drom | OluapPlayer: Xho had no problem making a neigh species for Sporewikivers ethough |
20:45.23 | Xho | I used a template |
20:45.25 | OluapPlayer | I didn't ask |
20:45.28 | drom | I see. |
20:45.39 | Hachiman | Xho also didn't try to pass them off as unicorns |
20:45.55 | Xho | Instead they're supernatural moon horses |
20:46.13 | Hachiman | Which should otherwise be unicorns but oh well hur |
20:46.20 | OluapPlayer | I thought you were going on Mahanayans at first |
20:46.21 | Xho | They don't have horns hur |
20:46.39 | Xho | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Creature%3ANidhr%C3%A1z These things |
20:46.43 | Hachiman | Oh those |
20:46.49 | Hachiman | I was thinking Mahanayans too |
20:46.55 | Xho | Mahanayan template |
20:46.58 | OluapPlayer | Hez - https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/f/ff/Soldier_item_unicorn_round_start02.wav?t=20131030072333 |
20:46.59 | Xho | Why |
20:48.10 | OluapPlayer | https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/6/62/Soldier_item_unicorn_round_start03.wav?t=20131030072328 a speech to the Dominion |
20:48.58 | Xho | Santorakh - 0/10 u r not prettiest unicorn |
20:49.38 | OluapPlayer | Hez - :c |
20:50.19 | drom | Well. Where do we have Heavy's line about friendship? |
20:55.08 | drom | Time to buzz off to bed |
20:55.11 | drom | So back off |
20:55.37 | Hachiman | Also Xhi |
20:55.39 | Hachiman | Xho even |
20:55.54 | Hachiman | I need a confirmation on what characters you will be using for Odyssey |
20:55.56 | OluapPlayer | Xhidicti |
20:56.10 | Xho | Ndrhthryr is the only valid character I can use |
20:56.12 | Xho | So Ndrhthryr |
20:57.28 | OluapPlayer | wut Septimoo |
20:57.32 | OluapPlayer | wut bout* |
20:58.12 | Roboticking | hmm |
20:58.28 | Roboticking | are there any open wars or stories going on in Koldenwelt that are avaliable to join |
20:58.58 | Xho | Septimus appears -> everyone goes into a wild frenzy |
20:59.00 | Hachiman | I would say it's best to get your fiction written out and established first |
20:59.35 | OluapPlayer | Earath - but we all know him already |
20:59.46 | Xho | I mean the Khaepsha and whatnot |
21:00.00 | Xho | Seeing a five thousand year old demigod precursor is sure to make everyone turn heads |
21:00.06 | Roboticking | Probably true, unus momentus |
21:00.15 | Xho | Six thousand even |
21:00.24 | OluapPlayer | Ankhor - its just a yellow elf |
21:00.25 | Hachiman | Except that Khaepsha are ruled by a ~1,000 year old demigod of their own hur |
21:01.26 | Xho | Septimus - remember ur owners u cats |
21:01.27 | Hachiman | They would probably mistake Septimus for a Shiarchon or some such |
21:01.30 | Xho | hao |
21:01.48 | OluapPlayer | Septimus - i cant be a shiarchon im white |
21:01.58 | Xho | Kalarah - ur racist oh wait im white as well |
21:03.24 | OluapPlayer | The Dynasty would not react to Septimus in any special way, they don't have any knowledge on Orichalcum Elves |
21:03.28 | OluapPlayer | The Wranploer, even less |
21:04.57 | Roboticking | xho |
21:05.20 | OluapPlayer | Earath has been with both Septimus and Longinus yet I doubt he knows what they are other than "supposedly important" |
21:05.25 | Roboticking | Apparently your xhodocto are in Koldenwelt as void deziens? |
21:05.33 | Roboticking | denizens* |
21:06.01 | Xho | Unless Vixaatus is like "help or eet sand" |
21:06.02 | Xho | Would be cool to use Septimus as a warrior rather than fountain of knowledge |
21:06.02 | Xho | I could use Septimus but I'm not too sure why he'd get involved in a war like that |
21:06.16 | OluapPlayer | Earath - help pls |
21:06.35 | Xho | Septimus - fien |
21:06.40 | OluapPlayer | By that I mean Earath could request his help since he's gonna unite a team |
21:06.55 | Xho | Roboticking: Not really no |
21:06.56 | OluapPlayer | Khaepsha winning means less people to fight against the Void critters |
21:07.08 | Xho | Shiarchon - this is good keep winning |
21:07.10 | Roboticking | Well, more so the name then |
21:07.27 | OluapPlayer | You referred to the Exalted Sovereigns as Xhodocto in the Denizen page |
21:07.28 | Hachiman | Xhodocto do not live in the Void, they live in Hell / Chaos |
21:07.35 | Xho | Ah yeah the Exalted Sovereigns |
21:07.38 | Roboticking | Indeed you did xho |
21:07.46 | Xho | Silent sitting demons |
21:07.58 | OluapPlayer | Exalted Sovereign - need better chairs someday |
21:08.07 | Xho | Caligaduro - dont u dare fuking moov |
21:08.58 | Xho | Ndrhthryr would certainly help since he frequents the desert and he should be known to the Merovar to some degree |
21:09.22 | OluapPlayer | The Dynasty has a mercenary network so I suppose Nd is a recurring name in it |
21:09.32 | Hachiman | Nd and Kanna probably |
21:10.09 | Xho | Merovar - nd who dat Merovar - big fuking machine with fuck-off sized axe Merovar - oh dat guy |
21:10.27 | Hachiman | Merovar - tell me about kanna why does he wear the mask |
21:11.14 | OluapPlayer | Earath - hes honestly not dat big |
21:11.16 | Xho | Kanna - OR PERHAPS HE WAS WONDERING WHY SOMEONE WOULD STAB A MAN, BEFORE THROWING HIM TO ROT IN THE DESERT |
21:11.53 | OluapPlayer | Khyannarith - crashin dis desert WITH NO SURVIVORS |
21:12.45 | Xho | Vixaatus - top dik |
21:12.47 | Hachiman | We really need a Bane expy for Fantasyverse hur |
21:13.01 | OluapPlayer | You need to work on the Khaepsha-ultan page |
21:13.09 | Hachiman | Yes I do |
21:13.14 | Xho | Bane expy |
21:13.26 | Xho | Well we need a giant masked...uh we could be here for a while |
21:14.20 | Roboticking | how would colossi communicate with mortals? do they have any servants or such? |
21:14.34 | Xho | Dunno about Colossi having servants |
21:14.43 | OluapPlayer | Xitannoth has servants |
21:14.44 | Hachiman | Some Colossi like to communicate directly with them, some have spawn which interact with mortals |
21:14.59 | OluapPlayer | And other Colossi are just giant wildlife |
21:15.09 | OluapPlayer | http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/025/690/58b.jpg |
21:15.18 | Hachiman | Yes because Thunardormir is wildlife |
21:15.32 | Hachiman | olol my sides |
21:15.47 | Hachiman | samurai pls go |
21:16.08 | OluapPlayer | Tangilaruka is wildlife u dum shite |
21:16.30 | Hachiman | Giant anarchist mercenary guy whose role allows him to seriously hurt the good guys |
21:16.35 | Hachiman | Honestly sounds like Kol |
21:16.54 | OluapPlayer | Kol - i'm a big guy |
21:17.36 | Hachiman | Just for shits and giggles, make him a pyromancer |
21:17.39 | Hachiman | Because the fire rises |
21:18.22 | Xho | Make him a good singer as well |
21:18.27 | Xho | So he has a LOVELY LOVELY VOICE |
21:18.49 | Hachiman | inb4 he eats plenty of fibre |
21:19.09 | OluapPlayer | http://i.imgur.com/6JloYbk.webm |
21:19.30 | Hachiman | olol |
21:19.58 | Xho | Santorakh - THIS IS YOUR BODY WITHOUT FIBRE |
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21:23.56 | Hachiman | Clotho - my mother warned me about getting into carriages with strange men Hachi - THIS ISN'T A CARRRRRIAGE |
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21:26.26 | Jepardi | Hi |
21:37.53 | OluapPlayer | BLAH database locked |
21:37.58 | OluapPlayer | Right when I want to upload pictures |
21:38.47 | Xho | i kno rite |
21:38.50 | Hachiman | wat u uploadin |
21:38.56 | OluapPlayer | ur mum |
21:39.11 | Xho | rekt |
21:39.32 | Technobliterator | It got blocked for me too |
21:39.34 | Technobliterator | :c |
21:40.24 | Technobliterator | Oh |
21:40.28 | Technobliterator | Wikia are doing server upgrades |
21:42.05 | Hachiman | So the sea cucumber breathes in oxygen from the water through its asshole; it can also shoot parts of its intestines out of its asshole in order to scare or confuse predators and get them stuck and tangled in the long, sticky threads of its internal organs |
21:42.15 | OluapPlayer | I was trying to upload an updated picture of Pathogis, who I had apparently forgotten to update to the current Kondrakar model |
21:42.29 | Hachiman | Meanwhile it keeps enough of its internal organs to remain functional and can regrow its lost organs later |
21:43.01 | Wormy_ | well that is something |
21:43.17 | OluapPlayer | Seen that at school |
21:45.53 | Hachiman | Also the new "Halloween whopper" released by Burger King for October, which is essentially a cheeseburger with its buns dyed jet black with food colouring, is causing people's shit to come out green rather than the norm |
21:47.15 | TekDroid | O.o |
21:53.24 | Roboticking | lovely |
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21:57.49 | The_Randomness | Hello |
21:59.03 | Roboticking | hello |
22:03.20 | Roboticking | are we still unable to publish edits yet |
22:03.47 | OluapPlayer | Yes |
22:04.51 | Roboticking | Bah! |
22:05.57 | Roboticking | quick question, does Xitannoath like people worshipping him |
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22:06.06 | DrodoEmpire | Hey everyone |
22:06.07 | Roboticking | hello |
22:09.20 | OluapPlayer | Yes |
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22:23.05 | Roboticking | sorry about that |
22:23.19 | Roboticking | Oluap, did you say anything in response to my inquiry |
22:23.34 | Hachiman | He said yes, Xitannoth likes to be worshipped |
22:24.28 | Roboticking | hmm |
22:34.12 | Wormy_ | http://imgur.com/gallery/hGju8 |
22:42.30 | The_Randomness | :o |
22:48.35 | Hachiman | https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/12088586_887527534648837_2278040334157077891_n.jpg?oh=46d52a711e943b0dc3cb9cbfcc4f2c43&oe=56D11B6B |
22:49.50 | Wormy_ | Oh brilliant |
22:50.08 | Wormy_ | Grant might be coming back to Eastenders. I predicted this |
22:51.43 | Hachiman | Oh boy |
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22:53.02 | Wormy_ | Grant is much tougher than Phil imo |
22:53.33 | Roboticking_ | .. |
22:53.36 | Roboticking_ | test |
22:54.52 | Wormy_ | yeah Grant tossed him about in a few scenes |
22:55.35 | Hachiman | Having Grant back on the street should pose some rivalry to Ian |
22:55.44 | Hachiman | Fucking Ian is tougher than Phil now if I recall |
22:56.31 | Wormy_ | They've been turning Phil back into a gangsta |
22:57.00 | Wormy_ | Anyway, Phil has discovered his son is gay so this will be interesting |
22:57.11 | Hachiman | I thought he found that out a while ago |
22:57.26 | Hachiman | Or at least like it was always obvious to me that his son was gay |
22:57.47 | Wormy_ | Well, he found Ben and that other young man in his office |
22:58.52 | Wormy_ | Ben had been pretending to be with Abbey all this time. And Abbey was manipulated into thinking Max killed Lucy |
22:59.02 | Hachiman | Jesus |
22:59.06 | Wormy_ | So sided against her Dad |
22:59.20 | Wormy_ | Who's now been falsely convicted of murder |
22:59.39 | Wormy_ | So poor, foolish Abbey |
23:00.14 | Wormy_ | Also, another major story is that Ian and Ben's mother is alive |
23:00.35 | Wormy_ | But Phil is trying to keep them from the truth |
23:03.00 | DrodoEmpire | test |
23:44.36 | DrodoEmpire | test |
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