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00:24.22 | The_Randomness | Hello |
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00:46.16 | The_Randomness | Hello |
00:47.24 | Roboticking | hello |
01:04.56 | Wormy_ | don't believe the internet, but http://imgur.com/gallery/RuLQkuA |
01:07.06 | The_Randomness | It's real, I think. https://youtu.be/1KFj6b1Xfe8?t=23 |
01:08.11 | Wormy_ | well praise the lord |
01:08.29 | Wormy_ | Obama kicks door open https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3SFXQfE4kk |
01:09.17 | The_Randomness | Actually, I think it could be fake |
01:09.43 | The_Randomness | eh, whatever |
01:10.13 | TekDroid | Apparently from Ellen |
01:10.53 | The_Randomness | Reddit detectives: Done by Ellen's team |
01:10.54 | The_Randomness | lol |
01:11.47 | Wormy_ | dis real though http://imgur.com/gallery/YYiXfxy |
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08:30.13 | drom | Aaah. Good ol size comparsion http://orig03.deviantart.net/494a/f/2014/171/0/1/size_comparison___science_fiction_spaceships_by_dirkloechel-d6lfgdf.jpg |
08:30.23 | drom | comparison* |
08:30.24 | drom | bah |
08:33.20 | drom | The distinctive lack of Homeworld is disappointing |
08:49.05 | drom | Charles_Murray: I figured out that NS would have special ships capable of constructing strike craft, corvettes, frigates and cruisers and employ them into battle immedialately |
09:04.27 | drom | Charles_Murray: Pretty much a mobile shipyard |
09:17.06 | drom | Liquid_Ink: http://i.imgur.com/204aFZE.jpg |
09:17.11 | drom | all I can say is: ouch |
09:17.57 | Liquid_Ink | ... |
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09:34.01 | ImpyDroid | Hi |
09:34.04 | Liquid_Ink | Boo hey Impy |
09:37.53 | ImpyDroid | I just met a Greek Orthodox fundie guy on YouTube |
09:38.01 | ImpyDroid | He just said this gem |
09:38.03 | ImpyDroid | " They Had the same Holy Communion with bread cut is small pieces and placed inside wine ! but now catholics have bisquits instead! see! i mean they completely changed everything" |
09:38.16 | drom | ImpyDroid: http://i.imgur.com/204aFZE.jpg |
09:38.36 | ImpyDroid | The context was "What makes Orthodox Christianity the sole truth?" |
09:42.46 | drom | Liquid_Ink: http://i.imgur.com/0Waa3DD.png http://i.imgur.com/dgmrzHh.png |
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09:58.02 | drom | Liquid_Ink: http://i.imgur.com/sZdoJTx.png |
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11:42.27 | Jepardi | Hi |
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13:17.37 | TekDroid | http://m.imgur.com/dEOFI4I |
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14:10.26 | Wormy_ | OluapPlayer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qGTjIcVDAU |
14:11.47 | OluapPlayer | they're out there MAAAAAAAAAN |
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14:14.34 | Wormy_ | OluapPlayer: Loron Science https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ws6HPTom2AY |
14:15.48 | OluapPlayer | techmology |
14:16.07 | Wormy_ | Basically Ali G interviewed people who thought he was 4 real |
14:29.57 | Charles_Murray | test |
14:36.52 | Wormy_ | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eB5VXJXxnNU |
14:37.00 | Wormy_ | The whole thing if you want to see it |
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14:59.59 | Wormy_ | I nearly drowned in chocolate http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-32119449 |
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15:09.46 | OluapPlayer | spu |
15:10.28 | Xho | u |
15:11.15 | Xho | "When his height starts with 5 :S" |
15:11.21 | Xho | There's a reason why I'm single |
15:11.45 | OluapPlayer | hur |
15:12.10 | Xho | Well not height wise |
15:12.13 | Xho | I am 6'0" |
15:12.49 | Xho | It's more like a "I hate stupid people" thing |
15:15.09 | OluapPlayer | hate urself den |
15:15.10 | OluapPlayer | brb |
15:15.55 | Xho | Already do |
15:15.57 | Xho | is now sad |
15:17.01 | Technobliterator | OluapPlayer, I just watched the cut episode 51 |
15:17.15 | Technobliterator | If I'm being honest, I can see why it was cut, and I'm not too upset |
15:17.34 | OluapPlayer | It was cut because Konami |
15:17.49 | Technobliterator | It really doesn't wrap anything up |
15:18.07 | OluapPlayer | Except it wraps up what happened to Eli and Mantis |
15:18.25 | Technobliterator | It doesn't, though, that's just as ambigious as it was when they just left with Sahelanthropus |
15:18.41 | Technobliterator | We don't see anything particularly new, Kojima still doesn't just tell us that the kid is Psycho Mantis |
15:18.47 | OluapPlayer | How does it not? |
15:19.15 | OluapPlayer | If Eli had just left with Monkeybot and it ended like that, there'd be no reason for it not be still around by the time of MGS1 |
15:19.15 | Technobliterator | All that happens is Big Boss shoots him, he lives because bullet proof vest, then a few old MGS quotes for the sake of it, Liquid being a whiny bitch |
15:19.42 | Technobliterator | then Liquid survives the parasites because durr Mantis powers |
15:19.45 | OluapPlayer | At least in 51 we learn Sahe was destroyed beyond repair |
15:20.02 | Technobliterator | and they leave and we have no idea where they're going |
15:20.19 | Technobliterator | Sahe being destroyed is honestly the only thing missing |
15:20.34 | OluapPlayer | They go to wherever the place pictured is |
15:20.35 | OluapPlayer | I think it's meant to be New York |
15:20.39 | Technobliterator | And then, I still can't shake that it's a massive mercenary force fighting against literally a bunch of kids |
15:20.41 | Technobliterator | yeah |
15:20.44 | Technobliterator | okay, there's that |
15:21.03 | Technobliterator | But other than those two things, people really aren't missing much |
15:21.23 | OluapPlayer | still shit since the concept of the final boss fight is pretty good |
15:21.37 | OluapPlayer | Massive battle spanning the island with your team giving air support |
15:21.42 | Technobliterator | I disagree, it's just fighting the same robot for the third time |
15:21.55 | OluapPlayer | That's your opinion and not mine hur |
15:22.04 | Technobliterator | This is true |
15:22.55 | Technobliterator | I wouldn't be surprised if they sell the mission later, but really, I don't think it's all that much more conclusive |
15:23.09 | Technobliterator | What I'd like is more on what happened to Quiet after |
15:23.14 | OluapPlayer | she ded |
15:23.17 | Technobliterator | since she presumably died |
15:23.20 | Technobliterator | but we have no idea how |
15:23.28 | OluapPlayer | Parasite infection |
15:23.39 | OluapPlayer | Speaking english is how they were meant to go all "kill everything" mode |
15:23.40 | Technobliterator | Which doesn't make sense, because her lungs were burnt to a crisp |
15:23.56 | Technobliterator | that and I don't buy any videogame death where we don't see a corpse |
15:25.12 | OluapPlayer | I'd be more interested to learn what happened to Code Talker after TPP |
15:25.19 | OluapPlayer | Burger-loving indian scientist |
15:25.22 | Technobliterator | oh, of course, him too |
15:25.24 | OluapPlayer | Interesting guy hur |
15:25.29 | Technobliterator | I mean, there's no way he survived to even MG1 |
15:25.36 | Technobliterator | but we don't even find out what he did |
15:26.13 | Technobliterator | OluapPlayer, http://i.imgur.com/CX5nQhY.jpg |
15:26.17 | OluapPlayer | He was at Outer Heaven but was too busy eating burgers to escape the blast when Snake destroyed it |
15:26.25 | Technobliterator | lol |
15:26.55 | Technobliterator | woah |
15:26.57 | OluapPlayer | hur |
15:26.57 | Technobliterator | new theory |
15:27.38 | Technobliterator | When Huey tells Venom Snake how awful he is for killing all those people with the enhanced parasites, he doesn't actually care about the men that die, and he doesn't even want to piss Snake pff |
15:27.50 | Technobliterator | He's just mad at you because now he can't sell his upgraded parasite strain to another company |
15:28.22 | OluapPlayer | idunno, I think he was just trying to shift the blame away from himself |
15:28.39 | Technobliterator | Yeah, probably |
15:28.41 | OluapPlayer | If he wanted to sell the bugs then he'd have kept backups |
15:28.59 | Technobliterator | He was such a prick though, and Otacon is such a nice guy |
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15:29.52 | Wormy_ | Cybervaccination is a thing http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-34423414 |
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15:31.36 | Technobliterator | OluapPlayer, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix5kFePGeK0&feature=youtu.be |
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15:33.46 | Technobliterator | so horrified by the link he quit the channel |
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15:54.20 | Technobliterator | OluapPlayer, how to fix the awkward Skull Face and Venom Snake scene: http://i.imgur.com/ySI2W45.png |
15:55.26 | OluapPlayer | Meanwhile Venom just looks at it with his usual "mindly annoyed confusion" face |
15:57.05 | Technobliterator | In a game with wormhole fulton extractions and godlike parasites, a Raiden time vortex doesn't seem too unrealistic : | |
15:58.21 | OluapPlayer | You got Raiden and Sahelanthropus sword-fighting while Skull Face is playing Sins of the Father on top of its head |
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16:21.40 | Ghelae | Hello. |
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16:27.51 | Hachiman | Hai |
16:29.52 | OluapPlayer | ~cuddle Hachiman |
16:29.52 | infobot | ACTION grabs Hachiman and cuddles until Hachiman begs for mercy |
16:59.42 | Xho | Oh yeah I forgot the IRC was open |
17:00.06 | OluapPlayer | dum |
17:01.29 | Xho | https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/11742999_10154120119720476_5227502718730590658_n.png?oh=080c60d07d8c7c02cf456a7b5bf96212&oe=568A6D8D |
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17:03.36 | Xho | Hm I should get on with that Eschaton story really |
17:04.51 | Xho | Has good shit coming up in it |
17:04.58 | Cyrannian | Hai |
17:05.11 | Xho | wap |
17:09.51 | OluapPlayer | ~kick Cyrannian |
17:09.51 | infobot | ACTION kicks Cyrannian |
17:09.59 | OluapPlayer | get on with Kicath sections pls |
17:10.17 | Cyrannian | ~kill OluapPlayer |
17:10.17 | infobot | ACTION shoots a hyper-charged anti-neutron gun at OluapPlayer |
17:10.57 | Xho | Hyper charged anti-neutron gun |
17:11.06 | Xho | Isn't that like impossible |
17:12.11 | Cyrannian | beseeches Ghelae for an answer |
17:16.08 | Wormy_away | wants to answer but doesn't want to steal Ghelae's opportunity |
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17:17.53 | ImpyDroid | hi |
17:19.07 | Ghelae | Depends on what you mean by "charged". Electrically charged, no. Really really fast, yes. |
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17:27.15 | Wormy_ | Boonet |
17:27.25 | Wormy_ | Oh well, Ghelae gone |
17:27.27 | Wormy_ | "No net electric charge, but you can get antineutrons composed of antiquarks giving it an opposite sign." |
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18:03.19 | ImpyDroid | Hachiman: https://i1.wp.com/jtf.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/husseni-hitler.jpg?zoom=2 |
18:03.24 | ImpyDroid | Wait wrong link |
18:03.32 | Hachiman | Huh |
18:04.22 | ImpyDroid | Hachiman OluapPlayer: https://youtu.be/RcgIu22aNLM Them scared screams |
18:05.18 | Hachiman | allahu ackbar |
18:06.16 | Hachiman | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Captain:Khyannarith Began work on this |
18:06.43 | Hachiman | As you can see, Egypt had fought China and their Koreo-Japanese vassals at some point |
18:07.06 | Hachiman | And Khyannarith was once a mummy's boy |
18:07.12 | ImpyDroid | RET MY PEOPRE GO |
18:11.58 | ImpyDroid | So he's a Koschei the Deathless-ish charactee |
18:12.13 | Hachiman | Yeah |
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18:16.13 | ImpyDroid | Hachiman: http://cs2.pikabu.ru/post_img2/2014/02/06/6/1391670122_869800668.jpeg |
18:16.26 | Hachiman | hur |
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18:20.48 | Hachiman | Minus Simulacra and such, Khyannarith is probably one my strongest characters in the Fantasyverse |
18:21.13 | Hachiman | So I want to make sure he appears nefarious and ominous rather than cowardly and scrappy hur |
18:22.01 | Xho | While we're one the topic of the Fantasyverse I remade the Orichalcum Elves/Longinus http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/0/0a/Longinus2015_2.png/revision/latest?cb=20151002182114 |
18:22.28 | Hachiman | Looks pretty good, needs more piercings though |
18:22.52 | Xho | Longinus - you have not seen the rest of me |
18:23.13 | Hachiman | inb4 apadravya |
18:23.52 | Xho | Not improbable to be honest |
18:24.05 | Xho | Heliomancers aesthetically propped up their bodies outright |
18:24.29 | Xho | Spore doesn't allow for the fact that Longinus actually has luminous tattoos on his skin alongside his piercings |
18:26.11 | Hachiman | >looks up Ancient Egyptian names for Ankhor names >Gets "Ankhor" as a result |
18:26.16 | Xho | dur |
18:26.26 | Xho | Look up any pharoah name |
18:26.35 | Xho | Pharaoh |
18:26.41 | Xho | The one word I really struggle spelling |
18:26.55 | Hachiman | Aye hur |
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18:27.48 | Hachiman | Hai |
18:27.59 | OluapPlayer | God lord this internet is the worst |
18:28.02 | OluapPlayer | Good |
18:28.05 | Xho | OluapPlayer: http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/0/0a/Longinus2015_2.png/revision/latest?cb=20151002182114 I remade piercings |
18:28.14 | OluapPlayer | I noticed |
18:36.02 | Hachiman | At some point I should give Hachi his own equivalent of the Seven Samurai, of which he is the leader |
18:36.52 | Hachiman | A bunch of young Lagosi adventurers who Hachi recruits to travel Koldenwelt with |
18:37.24 | Hachiman | At this point I'm arguing whether or not Hachi can be considered a veteran in the Fantasyverse given the major fiction he has been involved in |
18:38.38 | OluapPlayer | You mean a veteran soldier? |
18:39.13 | Hachiman | Well a veteran in general, someone who has experienced a lot and can be considered reputable for it |
18:40.41 | Xho | Well handing a Simulacrum's own logical ass to him is pretty experienced |
18:42.18 | Hachiman | Well if I calculated properly, Hachi is not even in his 20s as of 33 NA |
18:42.33 | Hachiman | I dunno if you can count a late teenager as reputable hur |
18:43.33 | OluapPlayer | Isn't he as old as Clotho? |
18:43.46 | Hachiman | He was born in 14 NA |
18:43.53 | Hachiman | So if I calculated properly, he would be 19 |
18:44.23 | OluapPlayer | Ah |
18:45.08 | Hachiman | Then again, Kanna is considered an elder by Lagosi standards and he is only in his 40s by human comparison |
18:45.28 | Xho | Sucks to be a Lagosi then |
18:45.30 | OluapPlayer | Clotho is 18 at 33 NA |
18:45.36 | Hachiman | Lagosi are short-lived |
18:46.10 | Hachiman | Which kinda sucks for Clotho considering she is a half-elf hur |
18:46.59 | Xho | Pelagrios - eyup |
18:48.09 | OluapPlayer | Clotho - u hav no chance |
18:48.16 | Xho | http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/7/74/Kalarah2015.png/revision/latest?cb=20150930221432 Not sure how many people saw this |
18:48.27 | Hachiman | A majority of Lagosi have a lifespan of 60-80 years while I imagine most Fantasyverse humans live to at least 100 |
18:48.49 | Hachiman | Elves have lifespans numbering in the hundreds hur |
18:49.05 | Xho | dragons tho |
18:49.16 | Hachiman | Hachi isn't going out with a dragon though |
18:49.34 | OluapPlayer | Not if you don't count what she looks like when she wakes up |
18:49.42 | Hachiman | hur |
18:50.07 | Xho | I'm gonna round off the ages of the Shiarchon/Orichalcum Elf characters |
18:50.12 | Xho | 5,834 is a rather precise number |
18:51.12 | OluapPlayer | Recently woken Clotho probably looks like a mass of hair pointed at every possible direction |
18:51.28 | Xho | Sea Witch - I nest in it every morning |
18:52.21 | Hachiman | Makes me wonder how Clotho would cope if Hachi wasn't around anymore |
18:52.37 | Hachiman | They do have kids though so |
18:52.39 | Xho | Reanimates Hachi into a zombie |
18:52.40 | OluapPlayer | Combined with her huge eyebags and vampire-like fangs |
18:52.43 | Hachiman | Or at least "a" kid |
18:52.53 | OluapPlayer | She'd probably look like some sort of giant spider from a distance |
18:53.00 | Hachiman | hur |
18:53.06 | Xho | Kalarah - this type of shit is exactly why I crucify mortals |
18:53.18 | OluapPlayer | As for how she would cope |
18:53.20 | OluapPlayer | She wouldn't |
18:53.32 | Hachiman | Sea Witch the Second |
18:55.17 | Cyrannian | http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/c/c6/Ri%27nanov.png/revision/latest?cb=20151002185443 - The Bisistar Queen and a story involving her: http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Tertius_Bellum/Calamity_of_Usmilia |
18:55.20 | Cyrannian | bbl |
18:55.45 | Hachiman | Those eyelash-nipples |
18:55.49 | Xho | Bisistar Queen |
18:55.54 | Xho | Erissare - bitch please |
18:56.15 | Hachiman | I should probably start remembering that Hachi is a chronomancer so he can probably reverse his aging if he wanted to |
18:56.37 | Hachiman | Or make himself age slower than he should |
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18:58.22 | OluapPlayer | Fucking goddamn it all |
18:59.43 | OluapPlayer | As I was saying, if Hachi died before Clotho, she would probably commit suicide right after |
19:00.32 | Xho | Kinmorunddraver - Ah shit I have to wait another six thousand years for two loved up idiots to come along |
19:01.49 | OluapPlayer | As of now, at least. Adult Clotho will probably be more mature than that |
19:01.56 | Xho | I wonder if Kinmo just goes through existence thinking "Oh god here we go again" multiple hundreds of times over |
19:01.58 | OluapPlayer | Alternatively she'd lose her mind and be retaken by Zran Kar to become his servant or something bad like that |
19:03.02 | OluapPlayer | This reminds me I've been meaning to update Nyakik for a while now |
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19:29.21 | OfficerJackal | Hey! |
19:29.42 | Hachiman | I'd rather see Clotho not die hur |
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19:29.57 | Hachiman | Hai Imp |
19:30.16 | Hachiman | You probably disconnected when I said it Oluap, but since Hachi is a chronomancer, he could maybe slow or reverse his aging |
19:32.22 | Hachiman | https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/12118767_1526461177644187_279979687026737622_n.png?oh=4d7c83d85dde62e4c14f3fb9bf070ad2&oe=5696EFBD |
19:32.34 | OluapPlayer | I missed that |
19:36.16 | Hachiman | Also apparently a convicted murderer of four people, who supposedly suffers from a mental illness, has sliced his penis while in his cell in order to make it resemble the Ancient Egyptian god Apep / Apothis - the god who embodies chaos |
19:36.41 | Hachiman | He also recently cut through his tongue in order to have it resemble the forked appearance of a snake's tongye |
19:36.44 | Hachiman | tongue even |
19:41.13 | OluapPlayer | he ded |
19:42.15 | Xho | http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/c/ca/ImperatorConstantius.png/revision/latest?cb=20151002194149 Also massive spoiler alert |
19:45.32 | Xho | y u no |
19:46.14 | OluapPlayer | hao dat a spoiler |
19:49.06 | Cyrannian | hai guise |
19:50.35 | OluapPlayer | ew go away |
19:53.40 | OluapPlayer | Technobliterator Hachiman: http://puu.sh/kuTON.jpg |
19:54.19 | OluapPlayer | https://scontent-ams2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xft1/v/t1.0-9/12027700_10153272375157804_5362326904992642240_n.jpg?oh=c55272fb54087cd38aeecf669f7a357e&oe=56A844D2 |
20:03.34 | *** join/#sporewiki Roboticking (626efc3c@gateway/web/freenode/ip.98.110.252.60) |
20:03.40 | Roboticking | hello |
20:07.08 | Technobliterator | hahahahaha |
20:07.11 | Technobliterator | hi |
20:07.35 | Wormy_ | User box galore! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Wormulon |
20:07.40 | Wormy_ | I went a bit over the top |
20:08.39 | Technobliterator | I've probably seen worse |
20:09.14 | OluapPlayer | I've seen worse in the TF2 wiki |
20:09.22 | OluapPlayer | Including my own page |
20:14.16 | Cyrannian | "This user likes dogs more than people" yus so do I |
20:18.02 | OluapPlayer | http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/0/04/Nyakik.png/revision/latest?cb=20151002201751 meow |
20:20.42 | Cyrannian | That's adorable |
20:21.20 | OluapPlayer | I'm aware it looks horrifying |
20:21.32 | OluapPlayer | But that's the best I could do to make it look like a cat |
20:23.10 | Wormy_ | Funny how I spent hours adding things to my page I could have been doing |
20:23.35 | Wormy_ | Looks like a cat diva |
20:24.07 | OluapPlayer | She's meant to look like a posh lady |
20:24.09 | Wormy_ | Cyran: I've edited it to say "This user likes dog people more than humans." |
20:26.56 | *** join/#sporewiki drom (~drom@unaffiliated/drom) |
20:27.35 | Cyrannian | By the way Oluap, when you find the time you should update Catalus' appearance |
20:28.06 | OluapPlayer | I can do it today or tomorrow |
20:28.19 | drom | Hello |
20:31.15 | drom | Anyone here pretty figurative with military space craft? |
20:33.41 | Wormy_ | bbl dinner |
20:34.16 | *** join/#sporewiki Tybusen (8036b319@gateway/web/freenode/ip.128.54.179.25) |
20:34.30 | drom | Well hello Tybusen |
20:34.40 | Tybusen | Konnichi wa |
20:34.47 | Tybusen | Ogenki desu ka? |
20:35.39 | Roboticking | ? |
20:36.10 | drom | oniichan rambu |
20:36.14 | Tybusen | Wakarimasen ka? |
20:37.07 | drom | Watashi wa nihongo o hanasun |
20:37.53 | Tybusen | Ee, sugoi, sugoi |
20:38.03 | Tybusen | Ii otenki desu ne. |
20:38.36 | Tybusen | Ohisashiburi ne! |
20:38.56 | Roboticking | Forgive my nonexistent understanding of the language you currently speak |
20:39.01 | drom | Ee |
20:39.40 | drom | Tybusen: Watashi wa kazoku ni fumeiyo to fumeiyo o motarasu mono to surumonono |
20:39.57 | Tybusen | shit |
20:40.02 | Tybusen | i don't know that much japanese yet |
20:40.38 | drom | "Thou I shall bring dishonour and disgrace to you!" |
20:40.51 | drom | And that's machine translated mind you |
20:41.12 | Tybusen | Let's see |
20:41.41 | Imperios | attacks Tybusen with a glorious Juche-powered rocket |
20:42.12 | drom | Imperios: The grorious nippon metar is not grorious enough |
20:42.43 | Tybusen | "Regarding myself, dishonor on family and bring dishonor on person" is as much as I got from the sentence |
20:42.56 | drom | I wonder how many weebaa-boos can fit in #sporewiki? |
20:43.21 | Tybusen | Can we fit ten pounds of weeaboo shit into the five-pound bag that is #sporewiki? |
20:43.31 | Tybusen | Next week on Mythbusters Desu Yo! |
20:43.53 | drom | If you can fit the resting 5 pounds in the bloated egos, then yes! |
20:44.01 | Tybusen | retaliates by greatly leaping forward into Imperios' backyard and revolutionizing his culture |
20:44.02 | Imperios | NA-NEUN ILBON-IN JABONG MAELHAPKESSIPNIDA! |
20:44.13 | Imperios | prepares his nukes |
20:44.23 | drom | prepares his popcorn |
20:44.41 | Tybusen | prepares the fishing nets to retrieve Imperios' nukes from the Yellow Sea |
20:44.53 | Imperios | NO NOT MY UNDERWATER SPACE ROCKETS |
20:45.00 | Roboticking | puts on sunglasses to watch the fireworks |
20:45.04 | Tybusen | YOU DIDN'T CONSTRUCT ENOUGH PYLONS |
20:45.18 | Imperios | invokes Kim Jong Il to create a nuclear rainbow around Tybusen |
20:45.35 | drom | Russian vs Japanese koreans, oh boy. |
20:45.41 | Tybusen | invokes Imperios' Russian half to negate the rainbow |
20:46.29 | Tybusen | drom: more like a Russian-Korean vs. a weeaboo Chinese |
20:46.57 | drom | Goddamn why do Asians look the same? |
20:47.14 | Tybusen | you know we could ask white people the same thing |
20:47.17 | Imperios | hur |
20:47.34 | Imperios | We're actually kinda the opposite of each other in appearance |
20:47.40 | Tybusen | Yeah |
20:48.00 | Tybusen | You wouldn't be able to mistake me and Imperios for the same person |
20:48.12 | Tybusen | for one I'm pretty sure Impy towers over me |
20:48.33 | drom | Well. I seen the group selfie you both took months ago |
20:48.38 | drom | I've seen* |
20:49.11 | Tybusen | he knows what we look like |
20:49.15 | Tybusen | we've been compromised |
20:49.26 | Tybusen | we need to return to KGB HQ immediately |
20:50.02 | Imperios | Must nuke Sweden |
20:50.33 | drom | Ackberababa! We are too neutral and homo to be nuked! |
20:51.07 | Tybusen | But before we nuke Sweden we must of course must take detour through Finland |
20:51.49 | Tybusen | and through Poland as well |
20:51.56 | drom | And they are awaiting for you |
20:52.20 | Tybusen | no one expects the russian inquisition |
20:52.39 | Tybusen | since I'm pretty sure there wasn't really a russian inquisition |
20:54.06 | drom | The Polish and the Finns are always expecting the russians |
20:55.43 | Hachiman | OluapPlayer: DAWW |
20:55.48 | Hachiman | New Nyakik looks great |
20:56.03 | OluapPlayer | http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/9/9c/Adult_Nyakik.png/revision/latest?cb=20151002204249 bigger meow |
20:56.28 | Tybusen | dragoncat |
20:56.34 | Hachiman | >20 minutes into hairball and chill and she gives you this look |
20:56.40 | Tybusen | Reminds me of a Salamence with a cat's head |
20:57.03 | Hachiman | That's also pretty good, I will say |
20:57.03 | OluapPlayer | It's based on http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/monsterhunter/images/7/7b/MHX-Nargacuga_Render_001.png/revision/latest?cb=20150806140104 |
20:57.11 | Hachiman | That tail is great |
20:57.20 | Hachiman | And those wing-arms |
20:57.35 | Hachiman | Should have given her a cheeky beaky |
20:58.11 | OluapPlayer | she not part-owl |
20:58.44 | OluapPlayer | It was hard enough making a feline head, mixing a beak in it would be impossible |
20:59.26 | Hachiman | I wonder what happens if you touch those tentacles coming out of her ears |
20:59.50 | OluapPlayer | She'd retaliate very violently |
21:00.36 | OluapPlayer | As shown in the vampire war, damage to those tentacles make her lose her mind |
21:00.44 | Hachiman | https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/12074937_775787029197033_7569791826147018140_n.png?oh=55e891962d2251622aeef17e8c407be5&oe=5695A644 |
21:01.01 | Hachiman | Well I meant like, what if Clotho or Hachi stroked them softly and affectionately |
21:01.20 | OluapPlayer | It'd feel as if they were stroking an open wound |
21:01.26 | Hachiman | Ouch |
21:04.47 | Tybusen | Naughty tentacle scenes are out of the question, I presume |
21:05.00 | Imperios | BDSM naughty tentacles, though |
21:05.23 | Hachiman | https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtf1/v/t1.0-9/10672236_900982063258187_3148169140757297675_n.jpg?oh=47b2eceb5e0b9822d42c79c52a8316d8&oe=56A0478B |
21:05.30 | OluapPlayer | No |
21:05.36 | OluapPlayer | Hachiman: olol |
21:05.40 | Hachiman | inb4 Nyakik gives Hachi an earjob |
21:05.50 | OluapPlayer | Not possible |
21:06.07 | OluapPlayer | It's like you missed the part where I compared it to an open wound |
21:06.34 | Hachiman | I gotta say, it's pretty disadvantageous on her part to leave them out in the open hur |
21:06.38 | Tybusen | yeah so just like put a bandage on that shit, you don't want it to get infected |
21:06.56 | Hachiman | Like, you would think she could curl them back into her earlobes or something |
21:06.57 | OluapPlayer | Leaving them inside her head would make it explode |
21:07.08 | OluapPlayer | All of her magic is concentrated on those tendrils |
21:07.12 | Hachiman | Huh |
21:07.15 | Hachiman | Fair enough |
21:07.23 | Tybusen | Sounds like a reverse jellyfish |
21:07.23 | OluapPlayer | Allowing them to go free is how she stops herself from overloading |
21:09.47 | OluapPlayer | Chances of anyone touching them are slim though, because they're right above the head and huge claws of a giant winged panther who could crush your head with her teeth, her paws or her telekinesis |
21:11.16 | Tybusen | Yeah but what if Hachi jumps on her back and grabs her tentacles like he's riding a mount and goes "Nyakik, yip yip!" |
21:11.32 | Hachiman | How did Hachi defeat Nyakik that one time |
21:11.41 | Hachiman | It baffles me a little how he won that hur |
21:11.47 | OluapPlayer | By severing these tentacles |
21:11.58 | Hachiman | Well yeah, but I meant |
21:12.10 | Hachiman | Getting to them despite her being a fucking killing machine hur |
21:12.20 | OluapPlayer | He also had a whole party of powerful warriors/mages |
21:13.59 | OluapPlayer | There's also the point Nyakik was mindless at the time and was acting solely on instinct |
21:14.14 | OluapPlayer | No strategy whatsoever |
21:14.30 | Hachiman | That's true |
21:15.53 | OluapPlayer | I've never shown Nyakik's full potential in a story |
21:16.05 | OluapPlayer | She's probably more powerful than Clotho overall |
21:16.28 | Hachiman | Makes me wonder if Nyakik could ever manage to separate herself from Clotho due to being so powerful |
21:16.46 | OluapPlayer | No, separating them would destroy her |
21:16.58 | OluapPlayer | And leave Clotho without part of her soul |
21:20.53 | OluapPlayer | Xho: http://i.imgur.com/tixd85v.png |
21:21.07 | Xho | wat |
21:22.01 | OluapPlayer | chek nu nyakik models |
21:22.03 | OluapPlayer | nukik |
21:22.06 | Xho | I saw |
21:22.13 | Xho | y is cat not cat |
21:23.40 | OluapPlayer | it is cat tho |
21:23.42 | OluapPlayer | more cat than before |
21:24.20 | Xho | I mean adult cat-not-cat |
21:24.36 | OluapPlayer | it is cat |
21:24.38 | OluapPlayer | plus dragon |
21:25.22 | Wormy_ | Had a Dominoes take out for the first time ever |
21:25.44 | Xho | nom |
21:25.55 | Tybusen | Is Domino's the dominant pizza chain in the UK? Or does that title belong to someone else? |
21:26.14 | Xho | Dunno actually |
21:26.19 | Xho | We have Pizza Hut as well |
21:26.40 | Xho | OluapPlayer: So the Dawn Wardens were defeated around 6000 years ago right |
21:27.01 | Tybusen | In California we have Pizza Hut and Domino's as the frontrunners, with Little Caesar's a little behind them, and Papa John's is sort of just there |
21:27.02 | Wormy_ | Domino's, Tony's Pizza and Pizza Hutt are all dominant. But I seldom have takeouts |
21:27.15 | Tybusen | >Pizza Hutt |
21:27.19 | Xho | Oh god |
21:27.20 | Xho | Don't |
21:27.20 | OluapPlayer | Around 5,920 BNA |
21:27.24 | Xho | rite |
21:27.29 | Wormy_ | Pizza the Hutt |
21:27.37 | Xho | You did it |
21:27.51 | Hachiman | All I can say is |
21:27.58 | Hachiman | PAPA'S IN THE HOUSE, PAPA'S IN THE HOUSE |
21:28.07 | Tybusen | Papa John's sucks |
21:28.14 | Hachiman | So does your mother at night |
21:28.22 | Tybusen | ouch |
21:28.24 | Tybusen | you got me |
21:28.25 | Wormy_ | Partly the reason is expense, and the fact that when I was a child, takeout pizza would make me violently sick |
21:29.05 | Tybusen | Really? Takeout pizza is like the quintessential party food in the US |
21:29.09 | Hachiman | I read that as "make me violently fuck" |
21:29.19 | OluapPlayer | olol |
21:29.29 | Tybusen | "Alright who put aphrodisiacs in the dough again" |
21:29.34 | Wormy_ | Because I would stuff my face on pizza, and then the ice cream factory at pizza hutt |
21:29.55 | Tybusen | UK Pizza Hut comes with an ice cream section? |
21:30.04 | Xho | Apparently |
21:30.05 | Wormy_ | Why would it not! |
21:30.13 | Tybusen | US Pizza Hut does not |
21:30.21 | Wormy_ | Yes we had a ice cream maker |
21:30.41 | Wormy_ | Tybusen, let me tell you about British sweets, and the reason for our teeth |
21:30.42 | Hachiman | Pizza Hut often has ice cream facilities |
21:31.08 | Xho | See I misread that as 'ice cream fatalities' |
21:31.33 | Hachiman | Fucking hell |
21:31.38 | Xho | IRC is quite violent tonight |
21:31.42 | Tybusen | The only things that US Pizza Hut has for dessert are like these cinnamon buns with a dipping sauce that I'm certain is at least 110% sugar |
21:31.51 | Wormy_ | There probably have been ice cream fatailities |
21:32.33 | Wormy_ | I would like to go to Taco Bell, we don't have that chain except at one army base |
21:32.55 | Xho | Taco Bell at an army base |
21:32.55 | Tybusen | Are there any Mexican/Tex-Mex chains in the UK? |
21:33.02 | Xho | We have Chimichanga here |
21:33.13 | Xho | Not particularly anything special |
21:33.19 | Wormy_ | Nandos? |
21:33.26 | Hachiman | CHEEKY NANDOS |
21:33.30 | Tybusen | So you don't have things like Del Taco, Chipotle, etc.? |
21:33.35 | Xho | NANDO BREEKI |
21:33.38 | Hachiman | PERIPERI SAUCE, CHEEKY NANDOS |
21:33.38 | Wormy_ | We have Mexican themed resturants |
21:34.04 | Xho | Nando's is oddly enough Portuguese |
21:34.09 | Tybusen | Admittedly most "Mexican" chains in the US are actually Tex-Mex (i.e. not authentic Mexican) |
21:34.16 | Wormy_ | One got in trouble recently for handing out sombreros to students, it was deemed offensive |
21:35.10 | Xho | We don't have Chipotle no |
21:35.30 | Xho | Actually that's a lie we do |
21:35.31 | OluapPlayer | Xho: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ltx3bdKCI2E |
21:35.33 | Xho | But I've never seen one |
21:35.39 | Wormy_ | Tybusen: Chinese and Indian (they are often Bangladeshi, really) restaurants and take-outs are the staples in the UK |
21:35.42 | Tybusen | I guess it's different when you don't share a border with Mexico |
21:35.45 | Imperios | OluapPlayer Hachiman: http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Empire_of_Man#Language As you wanted I am finishing this page |
21:36.16 | Imperios | We usually only have anything Mexican-ish in big fast-food restaurants |
21:36.20 | Imperios | Like McDonalds |
21:36.23 | Tybusen | Chinese take-out is common in the US, but in the Southwest (where I live), they are far, far outnumbered by Mexican and other Hispanic restaurants |
21:36.27 | Imperios | We do sell nachos though |
21:36.28 | Wormy_ | And of course, chip shops |
21:36.47 | Imperios | Chinese stuff we do have |
21:36.53 | Imperios | And Asian stuff in general |
21:37.06 | Tybusen | I think once you go north of San Francisco, though, Asian restaurants begin to outnumber Mexican ones |
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21:37.09 | OluapPlayer_ | Dicks |
21:37.13 | Wormy_ | http://www.tournorfolk.co.uk/hemsby/hemsbyfishchips.jpg |
21:37.24 | Wormy_ | Thats often where we go |
21:37.40 | OluapPlayer_ | As I was saying |
21:37.40 | OluapPlayer_ | gud |
21:37.41 | Imperios | Kimchi is even sold in shops |
21:37.43 | OluapPlayer_ | finish all the paegs |
21:37.50 | Imperios | Albeit in an extremely modified form |
21:37.54 | Tybusen | I actually got fish & chips from a Tapioca Express at my university recently |
21:38.30 | Imperios | Oi mate |
21:38.36 | Tybusen | I don't know if any of you notice but the way that Asian fish dishes are seasoned are way different from Western seasoning |
21:38.46 | Imperios | Fish sauce? |
21:38.51 | Xho | That's a good SFM that |
21:39.26 | Imperios | Tybusen Xho Wormy: http://savepic.su/527331.jpg Hm would you recognise "that" as kimchi? |
21:39.27 | Tybusen | Frankly it wasn't that good but honestly you don't go to Tapioca Express for the food |
21:39.39 | Tybusen | You go to TapEx for the bubble tea |
21:39.45 | Xho | I have no clue |
21:39.55 | Tybusen | Imperios: that's just shredded carrots |
21:40.03 | Tybusen | to call it "kimchi" would be disingenuous |
21:40.23 | Imperios | Well we don't call it "kimchi" either |
21:40.53 | Imperios | WE call it "morkov-cha" or something |
21:40.57 | Xho | So the Empire of Man has their imperial war march in Old Tongue -> Language of the Orichalcum Elves |
21:41.04 | Imperios | Russians call it "Korean carrot" |
21:41.14 | Imperios | But it's basically kimchi made of carrots |
21:41.31 | Imperios | So you basically take carrots instead of cabbage and do the same thing with it |
21:41.54 | Imperios | Now I wonder |
21:42.12 | Imperios | Is Middle Eastern cuisine popular in your countries? |
21:42.57 | Xho | Sort of |
21:43.54 | Xho | Hachiman: Ronnie Pickering vs The Wealdstone Raider |
21:44.20 | Tybusen | As far as I know, Middle East cuisine is pretty rare in the US |
21:44.39 | Wormy_ | Imperios: Pickled carrot? |
21:44.48 | Tybusen | You might find a Persian or Syrian restaurant every now and then but good luck finding anything else |
21:44.48 | ImpyDroid | Sort of yes |
21:45.20 | ImpyDroid | We have Central Asian and Caucasian stuff mostly |
21:45.37 | ImpyDroid | Caucasian as in Southwest Russia + Georgia and Armenia |
21:46.03 | ImpyDroid | Caucasian cuisine is kinda like Mexican except not as spicy |
21:46.36 | Wormy_ | Impy: My family cooks Middle Eastern foiod but I haven't been to any resturants. But Inknow they will exist along with North African restaurants because we have migrants from such regions |
21:46.43 | ImpyDroid | http://jimi.ru/i999/99915/2.jpg |
21:47.40 | ImpyDroid | Russians usually believe that Caucasians stuff cat meat in their shawarma |
21:47.47 | Wormy_ | *My family has cooked |
21:47.52 | ImpyDroid | Huh |
21:48.16 | ImpyDroid | My grandmother is from Kazakhstan and my sister's babysitter is from Uzbekistan |
21:48.32 | Hachiman | Xho: "Let's have a bare-knuckle fight then!" "You want some? I'll give it yer." |
21:48.32 | ImpyDroid | So we do cook Central Asian stuff at times |
21:48.40 | ImpyDroid | Mostly plov |
21:48.50 | ImpyDroid | I think I showed it to you a few times |
21:49.31 | ImpyDroid | http://s1.afisha-eda.ru/Photos/120131082729-120213185956-p-O-nastojaschij-uzbekskij-plov.jpg That thing |
21:49.41 | Tybusen | I guess the closest thing that we have to ME food that is relatively common is Greek food |
21:49.47 | ImpyDroid | Do you gave it in Persian restaurants? |
21:49.50 | ImpyDroid | *have |
21:50.25 | Tybusen | I think I've only eaten at a Persian restaurant once in my life so honestly I can't say |
21:51.13 | Wormy_ | ImpyDroid: Have you eaten Moroccan dishes? |
21:51.21 | ImpyDroid | Nah |
21:51.25 | ImpyDroid | What are they like? |
21:51.47 | Wormy_ | Very nice, lots of chick peas, hummus, and tagine |
21:52.10 | Wormy_ | and pitta bread |
21:52.46 | Wormy_ | couscous |
21:54.33 | ImpyDroid | I ate hummus in Israel |
21:54.50 | Wormy_ | Like it? |
21:54.52 | ImpyDroid | I still remember that embarrassment when I asked for ham in their restaurant |
21:54.54 | ImpyDroid | Ya |
21:55.05 | Wormy_ | How did they react? |
21:55.32 | ImpyDroid | They were more confused than shocked |
21:57.32 | Tybusen | Input: Ham, Output: does not compute |
21:59.45 | Tybusen | Actually wasn't there some Biblical figure named Ham |
21:59.48 | Wormy_ | I managed to stuff my face on pizza an sides again |
21:59.58 | Wormy_ | hopefully will not regret this |
22:02.20 | ImpyDroid | Yes and he was disgraced and banished hur |
22:02.28 | Tybusen | makes sense |
22:02.43 | ImpyDroid | Europeans claimed black people were descended from him |