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00:46.16The_RandomnessHello
00:47.24Robotickinghello
01:04.56Wormy_don't believe the internet, but http://imgur.com/gallery/RuLQkuA
01:07.06The_RandomnessIt's real, I think. https://youtu.be/1KFj6b1Xfe8?t=23
01:08.11Wormy_well praise the lord
01:08.29Wormy_Obama kicks door open https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3SFXQfE4kk
01:09.17The_RandomnessActually, I think it could be fake
01:09.43The_Randomnesseh, whatever
01:10.13TekDroidApparently from Ellen
01:10.53The_RandomnessReddit detectives: Done by Ellen's team
01:10.54The_Randomnesslol
01:11.47Wormy_dis real though http://imgur.com/gallery/YYiXfxy
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08:30.13dromAaah. Good ol size comparsion http://orig03.deviantart.net/494a/f/2014/171/0/1/size_comparison___science_fiction_spaceships_by_dirkloechel-d6lfgdf.jpg
08:30.23dromcomparison*
08:30.24drombah
08:33.20dromThe distinctive lack of Homeworld is disappointing
08:49.05dromCharles_Murray: I figured out that NS would have special ships capable of constructing strike craft, corvettes, frigates and cruisers and employ them into battle immedialately
09:04.27dromCharles_Murray: Pretty much a mobile shipyard
09:17.06dromLiquid_Ink: http://i.imgur.com/204aFZE.jpg
09:17.11dromall I can say is: ouch
09:17.57Liquid_Ink...
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09:34.01ImpyDroidHi
09:34.04Liquid_InkBoo hey Impy
09:37.53ImpyDroidI just met a Greek Orthodox fundie guy on YouTube
09:38.01ImpyDroidHe just said this gem
09:38.03ImpyDroid" They Had the same Holy Communion with bread cut is small pieces and placed inside wine ! but now catholics have bisquits instead! see! i mean they completely changed everything"
09:38.16dromImpyDroid: http://i.imgur.com/204aFZE.jpg
09:38.36ImpyDroidThe context was "What makes Orthodox Christianity the sole truth?"
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11:42.27JepardiHi
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13:17.37TekDroidhttp://m.imgur.com/dEOFI4I
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14:10.26Wormy_OluapPlayer:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qGTjIcVDAU
14:11.47OluapPlayerthey're out there MAAAAAAAAAN
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14:14.34Wormy_OluapPlayer: Loron Science https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ws6HPTom2AY
14:15.48OluapPlayertechmology
14:16.07Wormy_Basically Ali G interviewed people who thought he was 4 real
14:29.57Charles_Murraytest
14:36.52Wormy_https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eB5VXJXxnNU
14:37.00Wormy_The whole thing if you want to see it
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14:59.59Wormy_I nearly drowned in chocolate http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-32119449
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15:09.46OluapPlayerspu
15:10.28Xhou
15:11.15Xho"When his height starts with 5 :S"
15:11.21XhoThere's a reason why I'm single
15:11.45OluapPlayerhur
15:12.10XhoWell not height wise
15:12.13XhoI am 6'0"
15:12.49XhoIt's more like a "I hate stupid people" thing
15:15.09OluapPlayerhate urself den
15:15.10OluapPlayerbrb
15:15.55XhoAlready do
15:15.57Xhois now sad
15:17.01TechnobliteratorOluapPlayer, I just watched the cut episode 51
15:17.15TechnobliteratorIf I'm being honest, I can see why it was cut, and I'm not too upset
15:17.34OluapPlayerIt was cut because Konami
15:17.49TechnobliteratorIt really doesn't wrap anything up
15:18.07OluapPlayerExcept it wraps up what happened to Eli and Mantis
15:18.25TechnobliteratorIt doesn't, though, that's just as ambigious as it was when they just left with Sahelanthropus
15:18.41TechnobliteratorWe don't see anything particularly new, Kojima still doesn't just tell us that the kid is Psycho Mantis
15:18.47OluapPlayerHow does it not?
15:19.15OluapPlayerIf Eli had just left with Monkeybot and it ended like that, there'd be no reason for it not be still around by the time of MGS1
15:19.15TechnobliteratorAll that happens is Big Boss shoots him, he lives because bullet proof vest, then a few old MGS quotes for the sake of it, Liquid being a whiny bitch
15:19.42Technobliteratorthen Liquid survives the parasites because durr Mantis powers
15:19.45OluapPlayerAt least in 51 we learn Sahe was destroyed beyond repair
15:20.02Technobliteratorand they leave and we have no idea where they're going
15:20.19TechnobliteratorSahe being destroyed is honestly the only thing missing
15:20.34OluapPlayerThey go to wherever the place pictured is
15:20.35OluapPlayerI think it's meant to be New York
15:20.39TechnobliteratorAnd then, I still can't shake that it's a massive mercenary force fighting against literally a bunch of kids
15:20.41Technobliteratoryeah
15:20.44Technobliteratorokay, there's that
15:21.03TechnobliteratorBut other than those two things, people really aren't missing much
15:21.23OluapPlayerstill shit since the concept of the final boss fight is pretty good
15:21.37OluapPlayerMassive battle spanning the island with your team giving air support
15:21.42TechnobliteratorI disagree, it's just fighting the same robot for the third time
15:21.55OluapPlayerThat's your opinion and not mine hur
15:22.04TechnobliteratorThis is true
15:22.55TechnobliteratorI wouldn't be surprised if they sell the mission later, but really, I don't think it's all that much more conclusive
15:23.09TechnobliteratorWhat I'd like is more on what happened to Quiet after
15:23.14OluapPlayershe ded
15:23.17Technobliteratorsince she presumably died
15:23.20Technobliteratorbut we have no idea how
15:23.28OluapPlayerParasite infection
15:23.39OluapPlayerSpeaking english is how they were meant to go all "kill everything" mode
15:23.40TechnobliteratorWhich doesn't make sense, because her lungs were burnt to a crisp
15:23.56Technobliteratorthat and I don't buy any videogame death where we don't see a corpse
15:25.12OluapPlayerI'd be more interested to learn what happened to Code Talker after TPP
15:25.19OluapPlayerBurger-loving indian scientist
15:25.22Technobliteratoroh, of course, him too
15:25.24OluapPlayerInteresting guy hur
15:25.29TechnobliteratorI mean, there's no way he survived to even MG1
15:25.36Technobliteratorbut we don't even find out what he did
15:26.13TechnobliteratorOluapPlayer, http://i.imgur.com/CX5nQhY.jpg
15:26.17OluapPlayerHe was at Outer Heaven but was too busy eating burgers to escape the blast when Snake destroyed it
15:26.25Technobliteratorlol
15:26.55Technobliteratorwoah
15:26.57OluapPlayerhur
15:26.57Technobliteratornew theory
15:27.38TechnobliteratorWhen Huey tells Venom Snake how awful he is for killing all those people with the enhanced parasites, he doesn't actually care about the men that die, and he doesn't even want to piss Snake pff
15:27.50TechnobliteratorHe's just mad at you because now he can't sell his upgraded parasite strain to another company
15:28.22OluapPlayeridunno, I think he was just trying to shift the blame away from himself
15:28.39TechnobliteratorYeah, probably
15:28.41OluapPlayerIf he wanted to sell the bugs then he'd have kept backups
15:28.59TechnobliteratorHe was such a prick though, and Otacon is such a nice guy
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15:29.52Wormy_Cybervaccination is a thing http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-34423414
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15:31.36TechnobliteratorOluapPlayer, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix5kFePGeK0&feature=youtu.be
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15:33.46Technobliteratorso horrified by the link he quit the channel
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15:54.20TechnobliteratorOluapPlayer, how to fix the awkward Skull Face and Venom Snake scene: http://i.imgur.com/ySI2W45.png
15:55.26OluapPlayerMeanwhile Venom just looks at it with his usual "mindly annoyed confusion" face
15:57.05TechnobliteratorIn a game with wormhole fulton extractions and godlike parasites, a Raiden time vortex doesn't seem too unrealistic : |
15:58.21OluapPlayerYou got Raiden and Sahelanthropus sword-fighting while Skull Face is playing Sins of the Father on top of its head
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16:21.40GhelaeHello.
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16:27.51HachimanHai
16:29.52OluapPlayer~cuddle Hachiman
16:29.52infobotACTION grabs Hachiman and cuddles until Hachiman begs for mercy
16:59.42XhoOh yeah I forgot the IRC was open
17:00.06OluapPlayerdum
17:01.29Xhohttps://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/11742999_10154120119720476_5227502718730590658_n.png?oh=080c60d07d8c7c02cf456a7b5bf96212&oe=568A6D8D
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17:03.36XhoHm I should get on with that Eschaton story really
17:04.51XhoHas good shit coming up in it
17:04.58CyrannianHai
17:05.11Xhowap
17:09.51OluapPlayer~kick Cyrannian
17:09.51infobotACTION kicks Cyrannian
17:09.59OluapPlayerget on with Kicath sections pls
17:10.17Cyrannian~kill OluapPlayer
17:10.17infobotACTION shoots a hyper-charged anti-neutron gun at OluapPlayer
17:10.57XhoHyper charged anti-neutron gun
17:11.06XhoIsn't that like impossible
17:12.11Cyrannianbeseeches Ghelae for an answer
17:16.08Wormy_awaywants to answer but doesn't want to steal Ghelae's opportunity
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17:17.53ImpyDroidhi
17:19.07GhelaeDepends on what you mean by "charged". Electrically charged, no. Really really fast, yes.
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17:27.15Wormy_Boonet
17:27.25Wormy_Oh well, Ghelae gone
17:27.27Wormy_"No net electric charge, but you can get antineutrons composed of antiquarks giving it an opposite sign."
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18:03.19ImpyDroidHachiman: https://i1.wp.com/jtf.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/husseni-hitler.jpg?zoom=2
18:03.24ImpyDroidWait wrong link
18:03.32HachimanHuh
18:04.22ImpyDroidHachiman OluapPlayer: https://youtu.be/RcgIu22aNLM Them scared screams
18:05.18Hachimanallahu ackbar
18:06.16Hachimanhttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Captain:Khyannarith Began work on this
18:06.43HachimanAs you can see, Egypt had fought China and their Koreo-Japanese vassals at some point
18:07.06HachimanAnd Khyannarith was once a mummy's boy
18:07.12ImpyDroidRET MY PEOPRE GO
18:11.58ImpyDroidSo he's a Koschei the Deathless-ish charactee
18:12.13HachimanYeah
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18:16.13ImpyDroidHachiman: http://cs2.pikabu.ru/post_img2/2014/02/06/6/1391670122_869800668.jpeg
18:16.26Hachimanhur
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18:20.48HachimanMinus Simulacra and such, Khyannarith is probably one my strongest characters in the Fantasyverse
18:21.13HachimanSo I want to make sure he appears nefarious and ominous rather than cowardly and scrappy hur
18:22.01XhoWhile we're one the topic of the Fantasyverse I remade the Orichalcum Elves/Longinus        http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/0/0a/Longinus2015_2.png/revision/latest?cb=20151002182114
18:22.28HachimanLooks pretty good, needs more piercings though
18:22.52XhoLonginus - you have not seen the rest of me
18:23.13Hachimaninb4 apadravya
18:23.52XhoNot improbable to be honest
18:24.05XhoHeliomancers aesthetically propped up their bodies outright
18:24.29XhoSpore doesn't allow for the fact that Longinus actually has luminous tattoos on his skin alongside his piercings
18:26.11Hachiman>looks up Ancient Egyptian names for Ankhor names         >Gets "Ankhor" as a result
18:26.16Xhodur
18:26.26XhoLook up any pharoah name
18:26.35XhoPharaoh
18:26.41XhoThe one word I really struggle spelling
18:26.55HachimanAye hur
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18:27.48HachimanHai
18:27.59OluapPlayerGod lord this internet is the worst
18:28.02OluapPlayerGood
18:28.05XhoOluapPlayer: http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/0/0a/Longinus2015_2.png/revision/latest?cb=20151002182114 I remade piercings
18:28.14OluapPlayerI noticed
18:36.02HachimanAt some point I should give Hachi his own equivalent of the Seven Samurai, of which he is the leader
18:36.52HachimanA bunch of young Lagosi adventurers who Hachi recruits to travel Koldenwelt with
18:37.24HachimanAt this point I'm arguing whether or not Hachi can be considered a veteran in the Fantasyverse given the major fiction he has been involved in
18:38.38OluapPlayerYou mean a veteran soldier?
18:39.13HachimanWell a veteran in general, someone who has experienced a lot and can be considered reputable for it
18:40.41XhoWell handing a Simulacrum's own logical ass to him is pretty experienced
18:42.18HachimanWell if I calculated properly, Hachi is not even in his 20s as of 33 NA
18:42.33HachimanI dunno if you can count a late teenager as reputable hur
18:43.33OluapPlayerIsn't he as old as Clotho?
18:43.46HachimanHe was born in 14 NA
18:43.53HachimanSo if I calculated properly, he would be 19
18:44.23OluapPlayerAh
18:45.08HachimanThen again, Kanna is considered an elder by Lagosi standards and he is only in his 40s by human comparison
18:45.28XhoSucks to be a Lagosi then
18:45.30OluapPlayerClotho is 18 at 33 NA
18:45.36HachimanLagosi are short-lived
18:46.10HachimanWhich kinda sucks for Clotho considering she is a half-elf hur
18:46.59XhoPelagrios - eyup
18:48.09OluapPlayerClotho - u hav no chance
18:48.16Xhohttp://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/7/74/Kalarah2015.png/revision/latest?cb=20150930221432 Not sure how many people saw this
18:48.27HachimanA majority of Lagosi have a lifespan of 60-80 years while I imagine most Fantasyverse humans live to at least 100
18:48.49HachimanElves have lifespans numbering in the hundreds hur
18:49.05Xhodragons tho
18:49.16HachimanHachi isn't going out with a dragon though
18:49.34OluapPlayerNot if you don't count what she looks like when she wakes up
18:49.42Hachimanhur
18:50.07XhoI'm gonna round off the ages of the Shiarchon/Orichalcum Elf characters
18:50.12Xho5,834 is a rather precise number
18:51.12OluapPlayerRecently woken Clotho probably looks like a mass of hair pointed at every possible direction
18:51.28XhoSea Witch - I nest in it every morning
18:52.21HachimanMakes me wonder how Clotho would cope if Hachi wasn't around anymore
18:52.37HachimanThey do have kids though so
18:52.39XhoReanimates Hachi into a zombie
18:52.40OluapPlayerCombined with her huge eyebags and vampire-like fangs
18:52.43HachimanOr at least "a" kid
18:52.53OluapPlayerShe'd probably look like some sort of giant spider from a distance
18:53.00Hachimanhur
18:53.06XhoKalarah - this type of shit is exactly why I crucify mortals
18:53.18OluapPlayerAs for how she would cope
18:53.20OluapPlayerShe wouldn't
18:53.32HachimanSea Witch the Second
18:55.17Cyrannianhttp://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/c/c6/Ri%27nanov.png/revision/latest?cb=20151002185443 - The Bisistar Queen and a story involving her: http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Tertius_Bellum/Calamity_of_Usmilia
18:55.20Cyrannianbbl
18:55.45HachimanThose eyelash-nipples
18:55.49XhoBisistar Queen
18:55.54XhoErissare - bitch please
18:56.15HachimanI should probably start remembering that Hachi is a chronomancer so he can probably reverse his aging if he wanted to
18:56.37HachimanOr make himself age slower than he should
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18:58.22OluapPlayerFucking goddamn it all
18:59.43OluapPlayerAs I was saying, if Hachi died before Clotho, she would probably commit suicide right after
19:00.32XhoKinmorunddraver - Ah shit I have to wait another six thousand years for two loved up idiots to come along
19:01.49OluapPlayerAs of now, at least. Adult Clotho will probably be more mature than that
19:01.56XhoI wonder if Kinmo just goes through existence thinking "Oh god here we go again" multiple hundreds of times over
19:01.58OluapPlayerAlternatively she'd lose her mind and be retaken by Zran Kar to become his servant or something bad like that
19:03.02OluapPlayerThis reminds me I've been meaning to update Nyakik for a while now
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19:29.21OfficerJackalHey!
19:29.42HachimanI'd rather see Clotho not die hur
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19:29.57HachimanHai Imp
19:30.16HachimanYou probably disconnected when I said it Oluap, but since Hachi is a chronomancer, he could maybe slow or reverse his aging
19:32.22Hachimanhttps://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/12118767_1526461177644187_279979687026737622_n.png?oh=4d7c83d85dde62e4c14f3fb9bf070ad2&oe=5696EFBD
19:32.34OluapPlayerI missed that
19:36.16HachimanAlso apparently a convicted murderer of four people, who supposedly suffers from a mental illness, has sliced his penis while in his cell in order to make it resemble the Ancient Egyptian god Apep / Apothis - the god who embodies chaos
19:36.41HachimanHe also recently cut through his tongue in order to have it resemble the forked appearance of a snake's tongye
19:36.44Hachimantongue even
19:41.13OluapPlayerhe ded
19:42.15Xhohttp://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/c/ca/ImperatorConstantius.png/revision/latest?cb=20151002194149 Also massive spoiler alert
19:45.32Xhoy u no
19:46.14OluapPlayerhao dat a spoiler
19:49.06Cyrannianhai guise
19:50.35OluapPlayerew go away
19:53.40OluapPlayerTechnobliterator Hachiman: http://puu.sh/kuTON.jpg
19:54.19OluapPlayerhttps://scontent-ams2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xft1/v/t1.0-9/12027700_10153272375157804_5362326904992642240_n.jpg?oh=c55272fb54087cd38aeecf669f7a357e&oe=56A844D2
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20:03.40Robotickinghello
20:07.08Technobliteratorhahahahaha
20:07.11Technobliteratorhi
20:07.35Wormy_User box galore!  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Wormulon
20:07.40Wormy_I went a bit over the top
20:08.39TechnobliteratorI've probably seen worse
20:09.14OluapPlayerI've seen worse in the TF2 wiki
20:09.22OluapPlayerIncluding my own page
20:14.16Cyrannian"This user likes dogs more than people" yus so do I
20:18.02OluapPlayerhttp://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/0/04/Nyakik.png/revision/latest?cb=20151002201751 meow
20:20.42CyrannianThat's adorable
20:21.20OluapPlayerI'm aware it looks horrifying
20:21.32OluapPlayerBut that's the best I could do to make it look like a cat
20:23.10Wormy_Funny how I spent hours adding things to my page I could have been doing
20:23.35Wormy_Looks like a cat diva
20:24.07OluapPlayerShe's meant to look like a posh lady
20:24.09Wormy_Cyran:  I've edited it to say "This user likes dog people more than humans."
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20:27.35CyrannianBy the way Oluap, when you find the time you should update Catalus' appearance
20:28.06OluapPlayerI can do it today or tomorrow
20:28.19dromHello
20:31.15dromAnyone here pretty figurative with military space craft?
20:33.41Wormy_bbl dinner
20:34.16*** join/#sporewiki Tybusen (8036b319@gateway/web/freenode/ip.128.54.179.25)
20:34.30dromWell hello Tybusen
20:34.40TybusenKonnichi wa
20:34.47TybusenOgenki desu ka?
20:35.39Roboticking?
20:36.10dromoniichan rambu
20:36.14TybusenWakarimasen ka?
20:37.07dromWatashi wa nihongo o hanasun
20:37.53TybusenEe, sugoi, sugoi
20:38.03TybusenIi otenki desu ne.
20:38.36TybusenOhisashiburi ne!
20:38.56RobotickingForgive my nonexistent understanding of the language you currently speak
20:39.01dromEe
20:39.40dromTybusen: Watashi wa kazoku ni fumeiyo to fumeiyo o motarasu mono to surumonono
20:39.57Tybusenshit
20:40.02Tybuseni don't know that much japanese yet
20:40.38drom"Thou I shall bring dishonour and disgrace to you!"
20:40.51dromAnd that's machine translated mind you
20:41.12TybusenLet's see
20:41.41Imperiosattacks Tybusen with a glorious Juche-powered rocket
20:42.12dromImperios: The grorious nippon metar is not grorious enough
20:42.43Tybusen"Regarding myself, dishonor on family and bring dishonor on person" is as much as I got from the sentence
20:42.56dromI wonder how many weebaa-boos can fit in #sporewiki?
20:43.21TybusenCan we fit ten pounds of weeaboo shit into the five-pound bag that is #sporewiki?
20:43.31TybusenNext week on Mythbusters Desu Yo!
20:43.53dromIf you can fit the resting 5 pounds in the bloated egos, then yes!
20:44.01Tybusenretaliates by greatly leaping forward into Imperios' backyard and revolutionizing his culture
20:44.02ImperiosNA-NEUN ILBON-IN JABONG MAELHAPKESSIPNIDA!
20:44.13Imperiosprepares his nukes
20:44.23dromprepares his popcorn
20:44.41Tybusenprepares the fishing nets to retrieve Imperios' nukes from the Yellow Sea
20:44.53ImperiosNO NOT MY UNDERWATER SPACE ROCKETS
20:45.00Robotickingputs on sunglasses to watch the fireworks
20:45.04TybusenYOU DIDN'T CONSTRUCT ENOUGH PYLONS
20:45.18Imperiosinvokes Kim Jong Il to create a nuclear rainbow around Tybusen
20:45.35dromRussian vs Japanese koreans, oh boy.
20:45.41Tybuseninvokes Imperios' Russian half to negate the rainbow
20:46.29Tybusendrom: more like a Russian-Korean vs. a weeaboo Chinese
20:46.57dromGoddamn why do Asians look the same?
20:47.14Tybusenyou know we could ask white people the same thing
20:47.17Imperioshur
20:47.34ImperiosWe're actually kinda the opposite of each other in appearance
20:47.40TybusenYeah
20:48.00TybusenYou wouldn't be able to mistake me and Imperios for the same person
20:48.12Tybusenfor one I'm pretty sure Impy towers over me
20:48.33dromWell. I seen the group selfie you both took months ago
20:48.38dromI've seen*
20:49.11Tybusenhe knows what we look like
20:49.15Tybusenwe've been compromised
20:49.26Tybusenwe need to return to KGB HQ immediately
20:50.02ImperiosMust nuke Sweden
20:50.33dromAckberababa! We are too neutral and homo to be nuked!
20:51.07TybusenBut before we nuke Sweden we must of course must take detour through Finland
20:51.49Tybusenand through Poland as well
20:51.56dromAnd they are awaiting for you
20:52.20Tybusenno one expects the russian inquisition
20:52.39Tybusensince I'm pretty sure there wasn't really a russian inquisition
20:54.06dromThe Polish and the Finns are always expecting the russians
20:55.43HachimanOluapPlayer: DAWW
20:55.48HachimanNew Nyakik looks great
20:56.03OluapPlayerhttp://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/9/9c/Adult_Nyakik.png/revision/latest?cb=20151002204249 bigger meow
20:56.28Tybusendragoncat
20:56.34Hachiman>20 minutes into hairball and chill and she gives you this look
20:56.40TybusenReminds me of a Salamence with a cat's head
20:57.03HachimanThat's also pretty good, I will say
20:57.03OluapPlayerIt's based on http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/monsterhunter/images/7/7b/MHX-Nargacuga_Render_001.png/revision/latest?cb=20150806140104
20:57.11HachimanThat tail is great
20:57.20HachimanAnd those wing-arms
20:57.35HachimanShould have given her a cheeky beaky
20:58.11OluapPlayershe not part-owl
20:58.44OluapPlayerIt was hard enough making a feline head, mixing a beak in it would be impossible
20:59.26HachimanI wonder what happens if you touch those tentacles coming out of her ears
20:59.50OluapPlayerShe'd retaliate very violently
21:00.36OluapPlayerAs shown in the vampire war, damage to those tentacles make her lose her mind
21:00.44Hachimanhttps://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/12074937_775787029197033_7569791826147018140_n.png?oh=55e891962d2251622aeef17e8c407be5&oe=5695A644
21:01.01HachimanWell I meant like, what if Clotho or Hachi stroked them softly and affectionately
21:01.20OluapPlayerIt'd feel as if they were stroking an open wound
21:01.26HachimanOuch
21:04.47TybusenNaughty tentacle scenes are out of the question, I presume
21:05.00ImperiosBDSM naughty tentacles, though
21:05.23Hachimanhttps://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtf1/v/t1.0-9/10672236_900982063258187_3148169140757297675_n.jpg?oh=47b2eceb5e0b9822d42c79c52a8316d8&oe=56A0478B
21:05.30OluapPlayerNo
21:05.36OluapPlayerHachiman: olol
21:05.40Hachimaninb4 Nyakik gives Hachi an earjob
21:05.50OluapPlayerNot possible
21:06.07OluapPlayerIt's like you missed the part where I compared it to an open wound
21:06.34HachimanI gotta say, it's pretty disadvantageous on her part to leave them out in the open hur
21:06.38Tybusenyeah so just like put a bandage on that shit, you don't want it to get infected
21:06.56HachimanLike, you would think she could curl them back into her earlobes or something
21:06.57OluapPlayerLeaving them inside her head would make it explode
21:07.08OluapPlayerAll of her magic is concentrated on those tendrils
21:07.12HachimanHuh
21:07.15HachimanFair enough
21:07.23TybusenSounds like a reverse jellyfish
21:07.23OluapPlayerAllowing them to go free is how she stops herself from overloading
21:09.47OluapPlayerChances of anyone touching them are slim though, because they're right above the head and huge claws of a giant winged panther who could crush your head with her teeth, her paws or her telekinesis
21:11.16TybusenYeah but what if Hachi jumps on her back and grabs her tentacles like he's riding a mount and goes "Nyakik, yip yip!"
21:11.32HachimanHow did Hachi defeat Nyakik that one time
21:11.41HachimanIt baffles me a little how he won that hur
21:11.47OluapPlayerBy severing these tentacles
21:11.58HachimanWell yeah, but I meant
21:12.10HachimanGetting to them despite her being a fucking killing machine hur
21:12.20OluapPlayerHe also had a whole party of powerful warriors/mages
21:13.59OluapPlayerThere's also the point Nyakik was mindless at the time and was acting solely on instinct
21:14.14OluapPlayerNo strategy whatsoever
21:14.30HachimanThat's true
21:15.53OluapPlayerI've never shown Nyakik's full potential in a story
21:16.05OluapPlayerShe's probably more powerful than Clotho overall
21:16.28HachimanMakes me wonder if Nyakik could ever manage to separate herself from Clotho due to being so powerful
21:16.46OluapPlayerNo, separating them would destroy her
21:16.58OluapPlayerAnd leave Clotho without part of her soul
21:20.53OluapPlayerXho: http://i.imgur.com/tixd85v.png
21:21.07Xhowat
21:22.01OluapPlayerchek nu nyakik models
21:22.03OluapPlayernukik
21:22.06XhoI saw
21:22.13Xhoy is cat not cat
21:23.40OluapPlayerit is cat tho
21:23.42OluapPlayermore cat than before
21:24.20XhoI mean adult cat-not-cat
21:24.36OluapPlayerit is cat
21:24.38OluapPlayerplus dragon
21:25.22Wormy_Had a Dominoes take out for the first time ever
21:25.44Xhonom
21:25.55TybusenIs Domino's the dominant pizza chain in the UK? Or does that title belong to someone else?
21:26.14XhoDunno actually
21:26.19XhoWe have Pizza Hut as well
21:26.40XhoOluapPlayer: So the Dawn Wardens were defeated around 6000 years ago right
21:27.01TybusenIn California we have Pizza Hut and Domino's as the frontrunners, with Little Caesar's a little behind them, and Papa John's is sort of just there
21:27.02Wormy_Domino's, Tony's Pizza and Pizza Hutt are all dominant.  But I seldom have takeouts
21:27.15Tybusen>Pizza Hutt
21:27.19XhoOh god
21:27.20XhoDon't
21:27.20OluapPlayerAround 5,920 BNA
21:27.24Xhorite
21:27.29Wormy_Pizza the Hutt
21:27.37XhoYou did it
21:27.51HachimanAll I can say is
21:27.58HachimanPAPA'S IN THE HOUSE, PAPA'S IN THE HOUSE
21:28.07TybusenPapa John's sucks
21:28.14HachimanSo does your mother at night
21:28.22Tybusenouch
21:28.24Tybusenyou got me
21:28.25Wormy_Partly the reason is expense, and the fact that when I was a child, takeout pizza would make me violently sick
21:29.05TybusenReally? Takeout pizza is like the quintessential party food in the US
21:29.09HachimanI read that as "make me violently fuck"
21:29.19OluapPlayerolol
21:29.29Tybusen"Alright who put aphrodisiacs in the dough again"
21:29.34Wormy_Because I would stuff my face on pizza, and then the ice cream factory at pizza hutt
21:29.55TybusenUK Pizza Hut comes with an ice cream section?
21:30.04XhoApparently
21:30.05Wormy_Why would it not!
21:30.13TybusenUS Pizza Hut does not
21:30.21Wormy_Yes we had a ice cream maker
21:30.41Wormy_Tybusen, let me tell you about British sweets, and the reason for our teeth
21:30.42HachimanPizza Hut often has ice cream facilities
21:31.08XhoSee I misread that as 'ice cream fatalities'
21:31.33HachimanFucking hell
21:31.38XhoIRC is quite violent tonight
21:31.42TybusenThe only things that US Pizza Hut has for dessert are like these cinnamon buns with a dipping sauce that I'm certain is at least 110% sugar
21:31.51Wormy_There probably have been ice cream fatailities
21:32.33Wormy_I would like to go to Taco Bell, we don't have that chain except at one army base
21:32.55XhoTaco Bell at an army base
21:32.55TybusenAre there any Mexican/Tex-Mex chains in the UK?
21:33.02XhoWe have Chimichanga here
21:33.13XhoNot particularly anything special
21:33.19Wormy_Nandos?
21:33.26HachimanCHEEKY NANDOS
21:33.30TybusenSo you don't have things like Del Taco, Chipotle, etc.?
21:33.35XhoNANDO BREEKI
21:33.38HachimanPERIPERI SAUCE, CHEEKY NANDOS
21:33.38Wormy_We have Mexican themed resturants
21:34.04XhoNando's is oddly enough Portuguese
21:34.09TybusenAdmittedly most "Mexican" chains in the US are actually Tex-Mex (i.e. not authentic Mexican)
21:34.16Wormy_One got in trouble recently for handing out sombreros to students, it was deemed offensive
21:35.10XhoWe don't have Chipotle no
21:35.30XhoActually that's a lie we do
21:35.31OluapPlayerXho: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ltx3bdKCI2E
21:35.33XhoBut I've never seen one
21:35.39Wormy_Tybusen:  Chinese and Indian (they are often Bangladeshi, really) restaurants and take-outs are the staples in the UK
21:35.42TybusenI guess it's different when you don't share a border with Mexico
21:35.45ImperiosOluapPlayer Hachiman: http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Empire_of_Man#Language As you wanted I am finishing this page
21:36.16ImperiosWe usually only have anything Mexican-ish in big fast-food restaurants
21:36.20ImperiosLike McDonalds
21:36.23TybusenChinese take-out is common in the US, but in the Southwest (where I live), they are far, far outnumbered by Mexican and other Hispanic restaurants
21:36.27ImperiosWe do sell nachos though
21:36.28Wormy_And of course, chip shops
21:36.47ImperiosChinese stuff we do have
21:36.53ImperiosAnd Asian stuff in general
21:37.06TybusenI think once you go north of San Francisco, though, Asian restaurants begin to outnumber Mexican ones
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21:37.09OluapPlayer_Dicks
21:37.13Wormy_http://www.tournorfolk.co.uk/hemsby/hemsbyfishchips.jpg
21:37.24Wormy_Thats often where we go
21:37.40OluapPlayer_As I was saying
21:37.40OluapPlayer_gud
21:37.41ImperiosKimchi is even sold in shops
21:37.43OluapPlayer_finish all the paegs
21:37.50ImperiosAlbeit in an extremely modified form
21:37.54TybusenI actually got fish & chips from a Tapioca Express at my university recently
21:38.30ImperiosOi mate
21:38.36TybusenI don't know if any of you notice but the way that Asian fish dishes are seasoned are way different from Western seasoning
21:38.46ImperiosFish sauce?
21:38.51XhoThat's a good SFM that
21:39.26ImperiosTybusen Xho Wormy: http://savepic.su/527331.jpg Hm would you recognise "that" as kimchi?
21:39.27TybusenFrankly it wasn't that good but honestly you don't go to Tapioca Express for the food
21:39.39TybusenYou go to TapEx for the bubble tea
21:39.45XhoI have no clue
21:39.55TybusenImperios: that's just shredded carrots
21:40.03Tybusento call it "kimchi" would be disingenuous
21:40.23ImperiosWell we don't call it "kimchi" either
21:40.53ImperiosWE call it "morkov-cha" or something
21:40.57XhoSo the Empire of Man has their imperial war march in Old Tongue -> Language of the Orichalcum Elves
21:41.04ImperiosRussians call it "Korean carrot"
21:41.14ImperiosBut it's basically kimchi made of carrots
21:41.31ImperiosSo you basically take carrots instead of cabbage and do the same thing with it
21:41.54ImperiosNow I wonder
21:42.12ImperiosIs Middle Eastern cuisine popular in your countries?
21:42.57XhoSort of
21:43.54XhoHachiman: Ronnie Pickering vs The Wealdstone Raider
21:44.20TybusenAs far as I know, Middle East cuisine is pretty rare in the US
21:44.39Wormy_Imperios:  Pickled carrot?
21:44.48TybusenYou might find a Persian or Syrian restaurant every now and then but good luck finding anything else
21:44.48ImpyDroidSort of yes
21:45.20ImpyDroidWe have Central Asian and Caucasian stuff mostly
21:45.37ImpyDroidCaucasian as in Southwest Russia + Georgia and Armenia
21:46.03ImpyDroidCaucasian cuisine is kinda like Mexican except not as spicy
21:46.36Wormy_Impy:  My family cooks Middle Eastern foiod but I haven't been to any resturants.  But Inknow they will exist along with North African restaurants because we have migrants from such regions
21:46.43ImpyDroidhttp://jimi.ru/i999/99915/2.jpg
21:47.40ImpyDroidRussians usually believe that Caucasians stuff cat meat in their shawarma
21:47.47Wormy_*My family has cooked
21:47.52ImpyDroidHuh
21:48.16ImpyDroidMy grandmother is from Kazakhstan and my sister's babysitter is from Uzbekistan
21:48.32HachimanXho: "Let's have a bare-knuckle fight then!" "You want some? I'll give it yer."
21:48.32ImpyDroidSo we do cook Central Asian stuff at times
21:48.40ImpyDroidMostly plov
21:48.50ImpyDroidI think I showed it to you a few times
21:49.31ImpyDroidhttp://s1.afisha-eda.ru/Photos/120131082729-120213185956-p-O-nastojaschij-uzbekskij-plov.jpg That thing
21:49.41TybusenI guess the closest thing that we have to ME food that is relatively common is Greek food
21:49.47ImpyDroidDo you gave it in Persian restaurants?
21:49.50ImpyDroid*have
21:50.25TybusenI think I've only eaten at a Persian restaurant once in my life so honestly I can't say
21:51.13Wormy_ImpyDroid:  Have you eaten Moroccan dishes?
21:51.21ImpyDroidNah
21:51.25ImpyDroidWhat are they like?
21:51.47Wormy_Very nice, lots of chick peas, hummus, and tagine
21:52.10Wormy_and pitta bread
21:52.46Wormy_couscous
21:54.33ImpyDroidI ate hummus in Israel
21:54.50Wormy_Like it?
21:54.52ImpyDroidI still remember that embarrassment when I asked for ham in their restaurant
21:54.54ImpyDroidYa
21:55.05Wormy_How did they react?
21:55.32ImpyDroidThey were more confused than shocked
21:57.32TybusenInput: Ham, Output: does not compute
21:59.45TybusenActually wasn't there some Biblical figure named Ham
21:59.48Wormy_I managed to stuff my face on pizza an sides again
21:59.58Wormy_hopefully will not regret this
22:02.20ImpyDroidYes and he was disgraced and banished hur
22:02.28Tybusenmakes sense
22:02.43ImpyDroidEuropeans claimed black people were descended from him

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