| 00:03.12 | Wormy_away | Another useful thing is to cause a near mass extinction, then creatures will repopulate and spread out again |
| 00:03.24 | Technobliterator | Liquid_Ink, I made that a few days ago |
| 00:03.24 | Technobliterator | :P |
| 00:03.36 | Liquid_Ink | It's great |
| 00:05.41 | Technobliterator | :D |
| 00:07.14 | Liquid_Ink | I must be heading off now, goodnight! |
| 00:07.36 | Roboticking45 | How may species of grox are there? |
| 00:08.01 | DrodoEmpire | Well a few offshoots I guess |
| 00:08.06 | DrodoEmpire | Or there used to be |
| 00:09.33 | Roboticking45 | well how many empires are offshots of the grox |
| 00:21.24 | DrodoEmpire | "Avraham Goyshekel" |
| 00:21.26 | DrodoEmpire | Really |
| 00:25.42 | Roboticking45 | ? |
| 00:26.27 | DrodoEmpire | Just a *reeally* over-the-top Jew name. XD |
| 00:27.24 | Roboticking45 | good to know |
| 00:27.37 | Roboticking45 | where is your name sake located in the gigaquadrent? |
| 00:28.03 | DrodoEmpire | Hm? |
| 00:28.05 | DrodoEmpire | Oh, the Drodo |
| 00:28.17 | DrodoEmpire | Katar Sector, in the Milky Way |
| 00:28.27 | DrodoEmpire | However it has colonies in the Quadrants and Andromeda |
| 00:29.50 | Roboticking45 | how open are they to allying andromedian empires? |
| 00:29.58 | Roboticking45 | or at least opening relations? |
| 00:30.15 | DrodoEmpire | I dunno, depends. |
| 00:32.21 | Roboticking45 | what of allying the Valdron Collective as i see if i can get into the Xoenian schism on the side of the Xoenians |
| 00:32.46 | Roboticking45 | and for it would help the the Valdrons to have connections to outside galaxies |
| 00:33.43 | DrodoEmpire | Hmm |
| 00:33.45 | Roboticking45 | and give the Xoenians another force against DCP |
| 00:33.56 | DrodoEmpire | Under the current administration the Drodo are de facto neutral |
| 00:34.02 | Roboticking45 | Is wormy on? i need to discuss my involvement |
| 00:34.03 | DrodoEmpire | I should update its current status |
| 00:34.31 | DrodoEmpire | They wouldn't have any interest, currently, in aligning any further with the Xonexi powers |
| 00:35.00 | Roboticking45 | Alright, Just wanted to see if i could further entrence my fiction into the andromeda |
| 00:38.07 | Wormy_away | hello |
| 00:38.37 | Roboticking45 | hey wormy |
| 00:38.58 | Roboticking45 | I was wondering if I could get the Valdron Collective into the Great Xoenian Schism? |
| 00:39.40 | Wormy_away | You can |
| 00:40.02 | Wormy_ | And its "Xonexian", just so you know |
| 00:40.16 | Roboticking45 | I know, i realized that as soon as i posted the question |
| 00:40.53 | Wormy_ | I will say that you'll be entering close to the mid-point of the conflict, so which side you choose is important here. |
| 00:42.07 | Wormy_ | I suggest taking this to private chat, due to spoilers and so on |
| 00:42.25 | Wormy_ | or #katar |
| 00:42.44 | Roboticking45 | i think katar would work |
| 00:42.51 | Wormy_ | In fact join that channel by clicking it or /join #katar |
| 01:03.25 | Technobliterator | I still haven't done anything in the GXS yet |
| 01:03.28 | Technobliterator | I really should at some point |
| 01:06.35 | Wormy_ | Join Katar if you like and we can discuss roles |
| 01:10.41 | DrodoEmpire | test |
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| 01:26.38 | Wormy_STO_ | hi |
| 01:27.09 | Catface | Hello. |
| 01:28.47 | Roboticking45 | hello |
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| 02:23.10 | DrodoEmpire | Whoops |
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| 07:19.07 | drom|semi | o/ |
| 07:53.02 | drom|semi | Liquid_Ink: http://i.imgur.com/7Cg26fE.png |
| 07:53.07 | drom|semi | Techno broke it |
| 07:53.15 | drom|semi | :rants: |
| 07:53.29 | Liquid_Ink | I assume it's merely temporary. |
| 07:53.56 | Liquid_Ink | I don't think you should criticise Techno for such a slight. So much of the technical shit on the wiki we wouldn't have if it weren't for her. |
| 07:54.55 | drom|semi | It is, the it gonna take time. Becaue she accidentally deleted the file used as the TOC's background, that using an automated deletor. |
| 07:55.01 | drom|semi | but it* |
| 07:55.19 | drom|semi | I've politely asked her to un-detele it so yeah |
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| 10:17.31 | Liquid_Ink | Hey Impy happy birthday! |
| 10:18.55 | drom|semi | suka blyat, ImpyDroid |
| 10:19.06 | drom|semi | (Happy birthday!) |
| 10:19.26 | Liquid_Ink | At least I'm fairly sure it's his birthday |
| 10:19.27 | ImpyDroid | Suka blyad uyebu nakhuy drom |
| 10:19.29 | ImpyDroid | (Thanks) |
| 10:19.36 | ImpyDroid | Thank you :3 |
| 10:20.05 | Liquid_Ink | Can we do anything as a loving present for you? |
| 10:20.06 | drom|semi | One year closer to death |
| 10:21.32 | drom|semi | What age did you turn into this year, ImpyDroid? |
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| 10:36.58 | AdmiralPanda | hi all |
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| 11:07.05 | Wormy_ | hi |
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| 11:43.30 | Jepardi | Hi |
| 11:43.48 | Liquid_Ink | Hey |
| 11:44.10 | ImpyDroid | Hi |
| 11:44.22 | ImpyDroid | So I decided to visit a church this day |
| 11:44.31 | ImpyDroid | But then when I entered it |
| 11:44.37 | ImpyDroid | I realised it was Catholic |
| 11:44.45 | ImpyDroid | And THEN two Muslims entered as well |
| 11:51.53 | Wormy_ | Well that's good |
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| 12:03.17 | drom|semi | Wormy_: Undelete this if you can http://spore.wikia.com/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&type=delete&user=&page=File%3Astriped.gif&year=&month=-1 |
| 12:04.21 | Wormy_ | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/File:Striped.gif |
| 12:05.41 | drom|semi | i.imgur.com/nhfxRte.png back to normal! |
| 12:07.47 | drom|semi | In case you wonder, Wormy_: It looked like this before: http://i.imgur.com/7Cg26fE.png |
| 12:08.21 | Wormy_ | Catface was telling me last night, but I couldn't see it myself. |
| 12:14.35 | drom|semi | It was due the image being cached while it was deleted |
| 12:14.46 | drom|semi | cached by your browser of course |
| 12:19.20 | Wormy_ | Right, that makes sense. |
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| 12:21.27 | Hachiman | Hai |
| 12:23.02 | Wormy_ | hi |
| 12:26.28 | drom|semi | Wormy_: have a fawk http://i.imgur.com/KpDISc3.jpg |
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| 12:28.47 | Wormy_ | cute |
| 12:29.44 | Hachiman | Hai |
| 12:29.59 | OluapPlayer | ~cuddle Hachiman |
| 12:29.59 | infobot | ACTION grabs Hachiman and cuddles until Hachiman begs for mercy |
| 13:02.21 | Hachiman | https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/11225722_10153661687304802_2390582182025262106_n.png?oh=34e2a9f3b24da238aa2c5e53a271c2a0&oe=565EE21C |
| 13:02.49 | OluapPlayer | hur |
| 13:05.04 | Hachiman | Wormy_: So apparently, during his time as a student in university, David Cameron placed his dick in the mouth of a dead pig in order to pass some student initiation thing or whatever |
| 13:05.24 | Wormy_ | O_o |
| 13:05.29 | Wormy_ | Suits his character |
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| 13:06.55 | Wormy_ | Yet he wants to restrict what people do in their own bedrooms |
| 13:09.01 | Hachiman | The news was published on the front page of the Daily Mail and the source is from an upcoming political biography written by Lord Ashcroft |
| 13:09.04 | TekDroid | Freaking "Fire Suppression Controls". Something must be broken because noise from it is reaching my room. >.< https://www.dropbox.com/s/g0vwr37lsf1updq/room%20noise.wav?dl=0 |
| 13:10.07 | OluapPlayer | benis in big |
| 13:10.13 | Hachiman | hur |
| 13:11.04 | Hachiman | It seems that the Conservatives are cannibalizing one another alongside lashing out at Labour despite having secured political leadership of the UK for a second time |
| 13:12.16 | Wormy_ | I agree |
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| 13:14.54 | Hachiman | According to Ashcroft himself, the unauthorized political biography which details Cameron's life during his academic education was written out of spite towards Cameron due to not offering Ashcroft a major role during the coalition government |
| 13:14.57 | Hachiman | Hai |
| 13:15.03 | Ghelae | Hello. |
| 13:16.19 | Wormy_ | Simpsons Rick and Morty crossover https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ecYoSvGO60 |
| 13:16.34 | Wormy_ | hi |
| 13:17.19 | Hachiman | Ah yes, I remember this |
| 13:17.27 | Hachiman | Rick and Morty is great |
| 13:17.45 | Wormy_ | Ghelae, Hachiman: This poor sod evolved in my game last night, quite how it walks and swallows is anyone's guess http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/File:Weird_spawn_3_b.png |
| 13:18.33 | Ghelae | Somehow I get the impression that said game is not perfectly realistic. |
| 13:18.34 | Hachiman | If extraterrestrial life looks like that then frankly I would be glad to remain on this planet |
| 13:19.32 | Wormy_ | I wish it took more physical constraints like gravitational acceleration into its process. But its only in Beta so that might change. |
| 13:19.33 | OluapPlayer | It's clear how he walks |
| 13:19.38 | OluapPlayer | He's got gigantic fucking feet |
| 13:20.08 | Wormy_ | But look at those tiny legs he has to drag them with lol. Unless he lives by sliding down endless slopes |
| 13:21.17 | Hachiman | Reminds me of a discussion we had once regarding animals evolving biological organic "wheels" for motion |
| 13:21.24 | OluapPlayer | >tries to take a step >leg snaps >"not again" |
| 13:21.39 | Wormy_ | I vaguely remember |
| 13:21.55 | OluapPlayer | I remember that and we concluded it was impossible |
| 13:22.19 | OluapPlayer | Or rather, you did while I watched in silence |
| 13:22.48 | Hachiman | I remember you commenting that the idea was disgusting hur |
| 13:22.52 | Wormy_ | Wheel-like motion has been observed in microbes, which to them, live in a dense sticky fluid |
| 13:23.10 | Wormy_ | I don't know about macro-animals |
| 13:23.29 | Wormy_ | Maybe rolling creatures though? |
| 13:23.44 | OluapPlayer | Speaking of science |
| 13:23.50 | OluapPlayer | Wormy Ghelae work on Project Exodus pls |
| 13:23.55 | Hachiman | Presumably naturally impossible for macro-animals in regards to wheels replacing feet |
| 13:24.30 | Wormy_ | I'll just like to conclude that I think wildlife on Mirenton has creatures looking like that one I posted, but in a more realistic fashion |
| 13:24.55 | OluapPlayer | Everyone at Mirenton has huge lanky legs, not just the Grimbolsaurians |
| 13:24.59 | Hachiman | olol |
| 13:25.09 | Wormy_ | Wasn't it because feet and legs are easier to evolve and stabilise, with wheel-adaptions being too far away to ever be realised by life on Earth? |
| 13:25.44 | Hachiman | We concluded that it'd be too complex for animals of any terrestrial environment to naturally evolve wheel-like biological formations and move efficiently with them |
| 13:26.07 | OluapPlayer | The mechanism of a wheel cannot be replicated by an animal since rotating it would tear apart all of their nerves and tendons |
| 13:26.32 | Hachiman | Unless the wheel in question was constructed of keratin |
| 13:26.41 | Wormy_ | I think all of these probably contribute to that fact |
| 13:27.16 | Wormy_ | We have to remember wheel also wear out very quickly |
| 13:28.11 | Wormy_ | Come to think of it though, there are lots of creatures which can roll and flip their whole bodies. |
| 13:28.28 | Wormy_ | Especially insects |
| 13:29.08 | Hachiman | Yeah |
| 13:29.57 | Hachiman | It'd be too implausible for macro-lifeforms to develop axles as well I imagine |
| 13:30.01 | OluapPlayer | Now I get reminded of that gif of the raccoon who rolled around a corridor, looked around, curled into a ball and rolled away |
| 13:31.54 | Wormy_ | According to Wikipedia, there is one known use of rotating structures, used by bivalves and gastropods. But it for digestion, not movin=g the whole creature. |
| 13:32.02 | Wormy_ | in animals that is |
| 13:33.15 | Ghelae | OluapPlayer: Do you want us to work on that Titanpad or just discuss it between ourselves? |
| 13:33.20 | Hachiman | When you consider that the efficiency of the wheel depends on the prior invention of roads, wheels are rather inefficient for anything else which could lend itself to why macro-lifeforms never developed them for motion |
| 13:34.06 | OluapPlayer | I didn't mean it to be a roleplay so I always assumed you were going to discuss between yourselves |
| 13:34.14 | Wormy_ | I find it interesting how humans were able to think of wheels, which have no biological intuition. It shows true creativity on our part. |
| 13:35.07 | Wormy_ | Some people think all knowledge is derived from prior experience either learned or inborn, rather than conjecture and criticism |
| 13:35.25 | Wormy_ | Former seems absurd to me |
| 13:37.29 | Wormy_ | Inductivists might argue, "but humans observed rolling stones" or something of that manner, but we are able to think about things we have no experience of at all, like quantum mechanics |
| 13:37.52 | Wormy_ | Sorry I've digressed a long way |
| 13:38.14 | Wormy_ | I'm happy to discuss Exodus |
| 13:39.24 | OluapPlayer | I assumed you were each going to add to it and compliment each other's text |
| 13:39.52 | OluapPlayer | There is not much I can add myself since I'm not good at science |
| 13:40.26 | Ghelae | We're discussing it in private chat now. We may bring it back here if we want other people's thoughts. |
| 13:41.09 | Wormy_ | Oluap: Are you happy for the DCP to contribute it's own interstellar grid to producing wormhole seeds? |
| 13:41.36 | OluapPlayer | Of course |
| 13:42.17 | OluapPlayer | You and Ghelae can do as you please, it's because of you the story is happening at all |
| 13:42.31 | Ghelae | We could have the DCP produce them and then half of the ends get transported to the Milky Way and the corresponding half to Borealis. |
| 13:43.09 | Wormy_ | That would be an economical idea, because then that leaves portions of each empire's grid for home usage |
| 13:43.19 | OluapPlayer | I believe we discussed the Kormacvar Legacy lending a hand at Borealis |
| 13:43.41 | OluapPlayer | They're the ones in charge of Borealis's hyperspace |
| 13:43.58 | Ghelae | Yes, we did. So I'm thinking of what they should do. |
| 13:44.43 | Ghelae | Perhaps a million seeds is a lot to produce so they share the workload with the DCP. |
| 13:44.56 | Technobliterator | I imagine the Legacy would probably provide co-ordinates for safe places to put the new worlds |
| 13:45.59 | OluapPlayer | The DCP might get worried about working with a faction of Grox hur |
| 13:46.44 | Wormy_ | They've changed their opinions of the Grox since the Civilisation absorbed them. Just slightly |
| 13:47.20 | Technobliterator | Oh, and they could probably build Cold Relays around the Indoc worlds |
| 13:48.13 | Ghelae | A basic outline of the process is 1) the million wormhole seeds are created, 2) one end of each seed is transported to a Milky Way Indoc system and the other end to an appropriate place in Borealis, 3) everyone helps out to grow them into full-sized wormholes. |
| 13:48.32 | OluapPlayer | Instant wormhole, just add water |
| 13:49.10 | Wormy_ | Ta da http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/File:Wormhole_Threader_(Radeon).png |
| 13:49.20 | Wormy_ | I uploaded the wormhole threader |
| 13:49.25 | Ghelae | Pretty much. Since it's only gravity that matters, you could even use water for the positive-mass parts of the wormhole. |
| 13:49.35 | OluapPlayer | Well then |
| 13:49.41 | Wormy_ | Actually one of my fav creations that |
| 13:50.45 | Ghelae | As that image is for, the Divinarium are to play a major role in the second part of the process by transporting the wormholes. |
| 13:50.57 | Wormy_ | Water makes sense, although not quite as much as pure hydrogen |
| 13:51.29 | Ghelae | Pure hydrogen has the problem of that it tends to be a gas and thus doesn't stick around very well. |
| 13:52.07 | Ghelae | Water isn't going to work in space because, under zero pressure, it's just going to turn into vapour. But giant blocks of ice would work. You just need to harvest nearby comets. |
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| 13:55.30 | OluapPlayer | ~throw Cyrannian |
| 13:55.38 | infobot | ACTION winds up and throws Cyrannian over the moon. |
| 13:55.52 | Ghelae | Hello. |
| 13:56.05 | Cyrannian | <PROTECTED> |
| 13:56.05 | infobot | ACTION blows up OluapPlayer with bombs |
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| 13:59.55 | Ghelae | Hello. |
| 13:59.56 | AdmiralPanda | hi |
| 14:02.18 | Wormy_ | OluapPlayer: Is it okay if workers spot strange alien entities lurking in hyperspace, but are mostly laughed off? |
| 14:02.30 | OluapPlayer | Yeah |
| 14:02.32 | OluapPlayer | You asked me this before |
| 14:02.43 | Wormy_ | If there is anything living in it, such a huge project is likely to rouse their attention |
| 14:02.58 | OluapPlayer | Hyperspace alien - GET YOUR WORLDS OFF OUR GARDEN |
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| 14:19.29 | drom | rawr |
| 14:20.12 | drom | Hello everyone |
| 14:20.44 | Wormy_ | hi |
| 14:20.51 | Ghelae | Hello. |
| 14:26.02 | drom | Wormy_ Ghelae: http://imgur.com/gallery/Bc4U2Xu |
| 14:26.30 | drom | Cyrannian: http://i.imgur.com/wM2FlZL.jpg |
| 14:26.42 | Wormy_ | test |
| 14:26.53 | Wormy_ | not loading right now |
| 14:30.40 | drom | Hachiman: http://i.imgur.com/CCWgBG3.jpg |
| 14:31.21 | Wormy_ | Ah yes, Wallace |
| 14:32.40 | drom | Hachiman: http://i.imgur.com/YgdpWDq.png |
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| 14:35.52 | Ghelae | Hello. |
| 14:35.59 | Roboticking45 | Hello Ghelae |
| 14:36.39 | Ghelae | OluapPlayer, Wormy_, anybody else: http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Project_Exodus#The_Project - I've not got far at all, but here's a start if you have anything to say about it. |
| 14:37.25 | drom | Wormy_: Be careful when going out to be banged http://i.imgur.com/Enz6kvK.jpg |
| 14:38.03 | OluapPlayer | Looks good for a start |
| 14:38.16 | Wormy_ | I suppose story elements could be something to do on titanpad between us |
| 14:38.35 | Wormy_ | Yeah its a good tart |
| 14:38.40 | Wormy_ | start |
| 14:39.22 | Cyrannian | Indeed |
| 14:40.57 | drom | http://i.imgur.com/je69Jjf.jpg |
| 14:42.42 | Roboticking45 | I have to say, that is a good way to move the collective, but i never knew wormhole seeds existed |
| 14:43.36 | drom | Wormy_: http://i.imgur.com/YvjIAqJ.jpg |
| 14:44.08 | Roboticking45 | oh dear lord Drom |
| 14:44.17 | Roboticking45 | where do you find these things?! |
| 14:46.28 | Wormy_ | imgur |
| 14:47.33 | Roboticking45 | well, you are right |
| 14:48.42 | Hachiman | "The Queen is the longest-serving monarch in our countryâs history. Do you think she ever wants to hear that song again? My bet is she hates it so much that, as itâs being sung, sheâs trying to block it out in her head by mentally singing IRA rebel songs." - Frankie Boyle on Jeremy Corbyn refusing to sing the British national anthem |
| 14:49.36 | Hachiman | "Corbyn has survived his first week in opposition despite being attacked by the print media with such ferocity that I can only assume heâs been caught hacking a murdered girlâs phone. Oh, my mistake. He had his top button undone." |
| 14:51.52 | drom | Wormy_: http://i.imgur.com/6RGzEqC.webm |
| 14:52.21 | Wormy_ | lol |
| 14:52.26 | drom | Oh also, Ghelae, incase you love some hydralic flying |
| 14:52.57 | drom | ""Fuck you" -California" |
| 14:55.58 | drom | Wormy_: http://i.imgur.com/4jBRd5X.jpg |
| 14:56.20 | drom | There is also a vine: (gif) http://i.imgur.com/rQkT8pu.gif |
| 14:57.20 | Wormy_ | drom: Derbyshire, my county. Weep Californians, weep. http://imgur.com/gallery/LdDLktv http://imgur.com/gallery/77RpZj5 http://imgur.com/gallery/hdVb9PU |
| 14:58.07 | drom | Wormy_: The first one illustrates "stack unwinding" perfectly |
| 14:58.57 | Wormy_ | Not encountered that |
| 14:59.44 | Wormy_ | I really must start learning C++ |
| 15:00.28 | Hachiman | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBpQJ98rR4o Genius |
| 15:01.12 | Hachiman | bbs |
| 15:02.28 | drom | Hachiman |
| 15:02.32 | drom | Hachi_away even |
| 15:02.37 | drom | http://i.imgur.com/Hrphi80.png |
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| 15:05.33 | Wormy_ | Considering every Subway I've seen sells Dorito products, I find that hard to believe. |
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| 15:09.38 | drom | Wormy_: http://i.imgur.com/otw4tBt.jpg |
| 15:09.39 | drom | lol |
| 15:11.25 | drom | Wormy_ Cyrannian Ghelae: http://i.imgur.com/cMBmnWs.png |
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| 15:15.50 | Wormy_ | Hachi_Away: Those video comments |
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| 15:31.50 | Wormy_ | 5 ancient disaster legends which may have a grain of truth https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqen7W8_TNs |
| 15:41.41 | drom | Wormy_: http://i.imgur.com/4PpylR6.jpg |
| 15:42.15 | drom | Cyrannian: http://i.imgur.com/ev1v7h3.jpg |
| 15:43.31 | Wormy_ | lol |
| 15:44.23 | drom | OluapPlayer: http://i.imgur.com/bXNTVM0.webm |
| 15:45.21 | OluapPlayer | Cute |
| 15:52.49 | Wormy_ | that would have taken some hours |
| 15:53.42 | drom | http://i.imgur.com/NiW3aT5.jpg |
| 15:54.54 | Wormy_ | last one be the most dangerous |
| 15:55.50 | drom | http://media.oglaf.com/comic/northerner.jpg |
| 15:55.52 | Charles_Murray | test |
| 15:55.56 | Charles_Murray | Hai |
| 16:03.35 | drom | Wormy_: http://i.imgur.com/ZaBPMXA.jpg |
| 16:03.40 | drom | Oh hai Charles_Murray |
| 16:03.46 | Charles_Murray | Hey! |
| 16:04.48 | Wormy_ | lol |
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| 16:05.50 | Hachiman | Hai again |
| 16:06.31 | Ghelae | Hello. |
| 16:06.54 | drom | Wormy_ Ghelae: This pleases me http://i.imgur.com/bPwQ3cx.gif |
| 16:07.27 | Ghelae | Science in action. |
| 16:08.56 | Wormy_ | drom: My conservationist lecturer warned us where to pee in nature. He would peed on an electric fence, which you can guess, is not a good idea |
| 16:09.04 | Wormy_ | *he once peed |
| 16:09.15 | Wormy_ | by accident, I hope |
| 16:11.07 | drom | Wormy_: Me and my parents have two mutual friends, both own a large chuck of land which they hire out to sheep shepards. So they have an electric fence to define the enclosure. |
| 16:11.33 | drom | One of them jokingly told us about the idea peeing on the fence |
| 16:12.35 | drom | Wormy_ Ghelae: When you didn't nail the coffin properly. http://i.imgur.com/DTHhuuN.webm |
| 16:15.21 | Hachiman | https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfl1/t31.0-8/12000960_988963177845747_5156751420574177886_o.jpg |
| 16:18.46 | Hachiman | https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpl1/v/t1.0-9/12038483_886515024772498_2716066117071553094_n.jpg?oh=6593a1309c7bbf57427f83498dc007c5&oe=5669F3C8 |
| 16:19.06 | Technobliterator | Konami's CEO only learned about videogames after becoming CEO |
| 16:19.08 | Technobliterator | ._. |
| 16:19.11 | Technobliterator | .___. |
| 16:20.06 | Hachiman | I suppose you heard that Konami has issued an official statement that they will be permanently ceasing development on anymore AAA game titles |
| 16:20.49 | Technobliterator | At this point, I don't think that's even a bad thing |
| 16:21.08 | Hachiman | Consider that MGSV is not even a complete game because of Konami |
| 16:21.18 | Hachiman | An entire third chapter was cut out of the game |
| 16:21.18 | Technobliterator | Sell MGS to another publisher, have them remake MGS1 and 3, have Kojima join it, and yeah |
| 16:22.12 | drom | http://i.imgur.com/9IM7I4d.jpg?1 |
| 16:23.39 | OluapPlayer | Kojima is only gonna stay with Konami until the end of the year |
| 16:23.53 | OluapPlayer | Besides, they're no longer going to make anymore AAA games |
| 16:24.00 | OluapPlayer | Including Metal Gear |
| 16:24.45 | Technobliterator | Hopefully, before the year ends, he at least releases DLC to give us the final mission(s) back |
| 16:24.51 | Technobliterator | This feels like ME3 all over again |
| 16:25.06 | OluapPlayer | http://www.ign.com/articles/2015/09/17/report-fox-engine-overseer-julien-merceron-quits-konami?utm_campaign=ign+main+twitter&utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=social |
| 16:25.12 | Technobliterator | Mhm |
| 16:25.59 | Technobliterator | oh well |
| 16:26.05 | Technobliterator | MGS3 still best in the series |
| 16:26.10 | Technobliterator | MGSV can take second place |
| 16:26.45 | OluapPlayer | This is the end of the line for Konami's IPs |
| 16:26.55 | OluapPlayer | Better have them rest in peace now than be milked into shit later |
| 16:27.10 | Technobliterator | Or just sell them to other companies that know what to do with them |
| 16:27.21 | OluapPlayer | That's not gonna happen |
| 16:27.40 | Hachiman | But if they sell their IPs to other companies, how can they turn them into pachinko machines |
| 16:27.52 | Technobliterator | When you consider how much their IPs are worth, and that they're clearly not interested in making money from them again, I don't think it's a horrible business decision on their part |
| 16:28.12 | OluapPlayer | Everything they've been doing recently has been horrible |
| 16:28.23 | Hachiman | Except Konami has been making horrible business decisions all the time recently |
| 16:28.29 | OluapPlayer | Doing the favour of handing the IPs away is beyond their capacity |
| 16:28.44 | Technobliterator | They haven't been making horrible business decisions |
| 16:28.59 | Hachiman | They have |
| 16:28.59 | Technobliterator | They've increased their earnings by quite a lot |
| 16:29.08 | Hachiman | Why do you think Kojima left |
| 16:29.21 | Technobliterator | Konami is several times more profitable than it was in the last few years |
| 16:29.31 | Technobliterator | Yeah, that's nothing to do with making bad business decisions |
| 16:30.05 | Technobliterator | Triple A development is not profitable for them, so they've focused on pachinko machines and mobile development, and it's worked |
| 16:30.14 | OluapPlayer | I don't care if they're profiting from their shitty mobile and pachinko focus, what they've done this entire year is disgusting and shouldn't eb encouraged |
| 16:30.21 | Technobliterator | I agree |
| 16:30.30 | Technobliterator | They've screwed everyone over in doing so, but they've made themselves rich |
| 16:30.48 | Technobliterator | Sounds like good business tactics to me |
| 16:30.52 | Technobliterator | 8D |
| 16:30.57 | Hachiman | Except how long is that gonna last |
| 16:31.11 | Technobliterator | Probably a good while |
| 16:31.13 | OluapPlayer | fuck ur shitty ironic tone |
| 16:31.14 | OluapPlayer | It's like you're praising them |
| 16:31.50 | Technobliterator | No, I'm just saying your perspective on how well Konami are doing is very different from theirs, so their business decisions do make sense for them |
| 16:32.08 | Technobliterator | I think we can safely say Konami are worse than EA now, though |
| 16:32.29 | OluapPlayer | At least RA still makes games |
| 16:32.32 | Technobliterator | or maybe they're not, because Konami will screw off after this while EA are still here |
| 16:32.32 | OluapPlayer | EA even |
| 16:32.33 | Technobliterator | : | |
| 16:32.55 | Hachiman | EA is still around due to focusing on AAA production |
| 16:33.18 | Technobliterator | Here's the other thing |
| 16:33.34 | Technobliterator | Mobile gaming is becoming way more huge in Japan than it is in the West |
| 16:33.56 | Hachiman | Everyone is casuals |
| 16:34.07 | OluapPlayer | dark souls tryhard pls go |
| 16:34.08 | Technobliterator | When your company is based in Japan, yeah |
| 16:34.50 | Technobliterator | I think this is just what happens when an out-of-touch CEO is put in charge of a games publisher despite having no clue what gaming is |
| 16:35.14 | Technobliterator | He makes himself - and his company - rich by fucking everyone over and then fucking off |
| 16:35.47 | Hachiman | Kind of ironic that gaming was revitalized in Japan following its decline due to the North American video game crash of 1983 and now it is actually dying in Japan |
| 16:36.11 | Technobliterator | It's not dying in Japan |
| 16:36.14 | Technobliterator | It's just moving |
| 16:36.27 | Hachiman | I consider shifting towards mobile gaming as dying |
| 16:36.36 | Technobliterator | You also have to remember that Sony's biggest gains are from its gaming division |
| 16:36.42 | OluapPlayer | You don't say how the world works hur |
| 16:37.09 | OluapPlayer | Japan has always been different in regards of gaming. Handhelds were always dominant in there |
| 16:37.10 | Technobliterator | The other place it's moving is cloud gaming, which everyone should be excited for |
| 16:38.03 | Technobliterator | The only thing really stopping cloud gaming from catching on more is that ISP's aren't catching up with it enough |
| 16:38.15 | OluapPlayer | Cloud gaming |
| 16:38.16 | OluapPlayer | wat dat |
| 16:38.17 | Technobliterator | that is changing slower than I'd like it to |
| 16:38.39 | Hachiman | Stuff like Steam if I recall |
| 16:38.49 | Technobliterator | Nope |
| 16:38.55 | Technobliterator | Cloud gaming is basically streaming games |
| 16:39.03 | Technobliterator | the same way you stream videos on YouTube |
| 16:39.05 | drom | Wormy_: http://i.imgur.com/70ZF8y6.jpg |
| 16:39.10 | Technobliterator | It's how I played Mass Effect 2 recently |
| 16:39.19 | OluapPlayer | You mean stuff like Twitch? |
| 16:39.21 | Technobliterator | You rent a game - or subscribe to it - so kind of like Netflix |
| 16:39.21 | Technobliterator | yeah |
| 16:39.36 | Technobliterator | As in, you actually play it like that without downloading it |
| 16:39.42 | OluapPlayer | Oh |
| 16:39.47 | Technobliterator | Only problem is, you have to be constantly connected to the internet to do it |
| 16:39.48 | OluapPlayer | I've never heard of anything of the like |
| 16:39.52 | Wormy_ | Daleks > Nearly everyone |
| 16:40.05 | OluapPlayer | A can opener > Dalek |
| 16:40.08 | Technobliterator | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PlayStation_Now |
| 16:40.11 | Hachiman | Reminds me of the Xbone |
| 16:40.15 | Technobliterator | This is how I played Mass Effect 2 |
| 16:40.50 | Wormy_ | drom: Special Weapons Dalek https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqghTaYnCqc |
| 16:41.00 | OluapPlayer | That's a bit of dangerous territory though. If you can't play the game while connected then you're fucked |
| 16:41.14 | Technobliterator | Yep, that's why it hasn't hugely caught on yet |
| 16:41.22 | Technobliterator | unreliable/not fast enough ISPs |
| 16:41.33 | OluapPlayer | Games demanding online to be playable is one of the most hated things in the gaming community |
| 16:41.43 | OluapPlayer | with good reason |
| 16:41.57 | Technobliterator | They tend to botch launches because servers can't handle them |
| 16:42.00 | drom | Wormy_: Whaaa, why was that Dalek vs Dalek? |
| 16:42.03 | Technobliterator | bbl |
| 16:42.20 | Wormy_ | drom: I don't actually know, I've watched little of the originals |
| 16:42.39 | Wormy_ | But Dalek in-fighting has occured, usually when a superior Dalek is created |
| 16:43.12 | Ghelae | It was http://tardis.wikia.com/wiki/Imperial-Renegade_Dalek_Civil_War |
| 16:46.32 | Ghelae | I based the Daleks in http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/e/e9/OttzelloExtermination.png/revision/latest?cb=20100820203303 partly on the Special Weapons Dalek. |
| 16:46.44 | Ghelae | Unfortunately the Telzoc in that picture are now completely wrong. |
| 16:47.08 | drom | Wormy_: I can recall a clever line when a guy, cosplaying as a Dalek (top-notch quality and spot-on design) says "Nobody's gonna be exterminated today" when he rolls to the scene after winning a price in best cosplay actoring. |
| 16:47.46 | OluapPlayer | Telzoc are not allowed to enjoy a day in the beach |
| 16:48.35 | Wormy_ | The DCP - *flees* |
| 16:50.55 | Wormy_ | That's very unDalek like behaviour |
| 16:51.27 | Wormy_ | I have a hard time believing Daleks could effectively attack the Xeelee |
| 16:51.58 | OluapPlayer | What makes the Dalek so powerful? Their design is rather goofy |
| 16:52.37 | Wormy_ | Daleks are incredibly advanced, to say the least |
| 16:52.57 | OluapPlayer | They look like bullet-shaped cans |
| 16:53.33 | drom | Don't let their design fool you |
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| 16:54.41 | Wormy_ | I put on the tier scale: "Reality bomb, spacetime weaponry (time travel, captured wormhole bombs), dimensionally transcendent devices, spacetime teleportation of themselves or entire worlds, interuniversal arks." |
| 16:54.41 | Roboticking45 | test |
| 16:54.54 | drom | Roboticking45: HIV positive |
| 16:55.18 | Wormy_ | In the recent episode they cloaked their entire homeworld |
| 16:55.18 | Roboticking45 | thanks Drom |
| 16:55.43 | OluapPlayer | Oh |
| 16:55.50 | OluapPlayer | I didn't know they were so advanced |
| 16:56.22 | OluapPlayer | I find it a bit hard to picture it but that is probably because I've never watched the series |
| 16:56.29 | Wormy_ | http://tardis.wikia.com/wiki/Last_Great_Time_War |
| 16:56.41 | Wormy_ | The Daleks weren't always this advanced |
| 16:57.06 | Wormy_ | The Daleks we usually see in the series are close to the Time War, or survivors of it |
| 16:57.27 | Wormy_ | The original Daleks couldn't even climb staircases |
| 16:58.17 | Hachiman | TheI cannot even remember why they effectively rendered themselves to being atrophied masses of muscle and tissue |
| 16:58.23 | Hachiman | -The |
| 16:58.46 | Wormy_ | Fear |
| 16:58.54 | OluapPlayer | See when I see an angry can with a little eyestalk in it, I don't picture something that can scare off the DCP |
| 16:59.08 | Wormy_ | Davros created the Daleks because he feared something yet to be revealed |
| 17:00.29 | Wormy_ | There is no way the DCP could hold off a Time War era Dalek invasion. Maybe in the SporeWikiverse, the Dominion can, I don't even know about that. Although the Xhodocto are obviously the Dalek's dream |
| 17:01.09 | Wormy_ | That is, a rolemodel they have no hope in hell of imitating |
| 17:01.30 | Hachiman | I recall that a single Dalek was capable of effectively conquering entire systems |
| 17:01.38 | drom | Yeah |
| 17:01.44 | OluapPlayer | Just flip it over |
| 17:01.53 | drom | That's just why this exists: http://i.imgur.com/70ZF8y6.jpg |
| 17:01.55 | Hachiman | Good lcuk hur |
| 17:02.08 | OluapPlayer | They don't look intimidating in the slightest hur |
| 17:02.11 | drom | Wormy_: http://i.imgur.com/lLm8sdv.jpg?1 |
| 17:02.13 | OluapPlayer | As I said they look like bullet-shaped cans |
| 17:02.19 | Hachiman | The Cult of Skaro was so good hur |
| 17:02.29 | OluapPlayer | I don't see you couldn't shoot it down |
| 17:02.36 | drom | Dalek - HUMAN SENSES ARE SO INFEASIBLE, EXTERMINATE! |
| 17:02.51 | Hachiman | The only thing that can penetrate the armour of a Dalek exterior is another Dalek's weapon |
| 17:03.37 | drom | Hachiman: http://i.imgur.com/pU8utOO.png |
| 17:03.40 | OluapPlayer | hao dis |
| 17:04.09 | OluapPlayer | The fictionverse is a place where we scoff at inpenetrable armor |
| 17:04.11 | Hachiman | Standard ballistic and energy weaponry is considerably futile considering that "dalekanium" is effectively titanium on steroids several hundred times over alongside the addition of force fields |
| 17:04.15 | OluapPlayer | impenetrable even |
| 17:04.43 | OluapPlayer | Ah, so there's a fictional metal involved |
| 17:05.02 | Hachiman | Yeah |
| 17:05.15 | OluapPlayer | dats bullshit but i believe it |
| 17:06.16 | Hachiman | A Dalek without its exterior casing is effectively a brain in a jar though |
| 17:06.26 | OluapPlayer | I find it hard to believe the wiki's more advanced powers can't penetrate that though |
| 17:06.34 | Ghelae | The force fields are probably the most important thing. |
| 17:07.02 | Hachiman | They are not just any force fields; they are spacetime force fields |
| 17:07.15 | Hachiman | Technology capable of distorting reality |
| 17:08.09 | Hachiman | http://www.thedoctorwhosite.co.uk/wp-images/daleks/dalek-inside-sec-1.jpg This is what the actual Dalek creature looks like |
| 17:08.10 | Wormy_ | It's been more or less said |
| 17:08.33 | Ghelae | Dalek-like weapons do exist in the SporeWikiverse, albeit because they were reverse-engineered from the Daleks during the Girdo Campaigns. |
| 17:08.38 | OluapPlayer | So they're little squid people |
| 17:08.56 | Ghelae | Yes. Little green squid people. |
| 17:09.01 | Hachiman | They *were* humanoids once |
| 17:09.25 | OluapPlayer | human like aliens eeeeeeeee |
| 17:09.28 | Wormy_ | In SporeWikiverse, we decided that the Thals and Kaleds were Neanderthal transplants from Earth |
| 17:09.56 | drom | Wormy_: Let's give NS soljuahs dis? http://i.imgur.com/2amKnLZ.jpg |
| 17:09.57 | Ghelae | So the Daleks are little green squid Neanderthals. |
| 17:09.59 | OluapPlayer | Neanderthal - those humans can't call me dumb now |
| 17:10.16 | drom | Hachiman: http://i.imgur.com/UcLIs45.jpg |
| 17:10.19 | Wormy_ | I loved this scene, the Daleks exterminates himself by collapsing out of the universe http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/tardis/images/4/4e/Self_extermination.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20120607084355 |
| 17:10.53 | Hachiman | Aye I remember that |
| 17:11.34 | OluapPlayer | In case of Daleks we just use our joker card |
| 17:11.44 | OluapPlayer | Shit essence and demons on them until they go away |
| 17:11.50 | Hachiman | hur |
| 17:12.00 | Hachiman | Funny because it is kinda true |
| 17:12.44 | drom | Wormy_: http://i.imgur.com/BerkJOK.jpg?1 |
| 17:13.01 | drom | Remote area |
| 17:13.03 | Wormy_ | Daleks haven't re-appeared since the Annihilation, either they were exterminated or living in somekind of void |
| 17:13.30 | OluapPlayer | Dalek - exterminated how embarrassing |
| 17:13.52 | Wormy_ | OluapPlayer: I have a strong urge to show you Dalek scenes now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkAQesEffLw |
| 17:14.22 | Hachiman | inb4 another Genesis Ark is keeping Dalek remnants from total extinction |
| 17:14.40 | OluapPlayer | Give them to the Corruptus |
| 17:14.43 | OluapPlayer | Descended Daleks |
| 17:14.46 | OluapPlayer | mite b cool |
| 17:15.41 | Ghelae | Sounds like a good idea to me. The entire Gigaquadrant would disagree. |
| 17:15.47 | Roboticking45 | exterminates drom via a Dalek |
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| 17:15.55 | Ghelae | ~exterminate Roboticking45 |
| 17:15.55 | infobot | ACTION zaps Roboticking45 with a low-budget lazer beam effect, then continues roving about every which way, while shouting "exterminate! exterminate!" with a rasping staccato voice |
| 17:16.08 | OluapPlayer | And unfortunately, the wiki is not a dictatorship, so I can't go ahead with it hur |
| 17:16.22 | Roboticking45 | well, i did not know there was an exterminate feature |
| 17:16.31 | drom | Ghelae Wormy_: http://i.imgur.com/lAz3MjO.jpg http://i.imgur.com/wSxFDMK.jpg |
| 17:16.35 | Wormy_ | Daleks seem to be able to destroy each other quite easily |
| 17:16.46 | drom | Roboticking45: Does only work in channels that has infobot |
| 17:17.06 | drom | Cyrannian|Away: http://i.imgur.com/7wF3kqN.jpg |
| 17:18.30 | Wormy_ | OluapPlayer: I am fascinated by the idea of Corrupted Daleks |
| 17:18.47 | Hachiman | Daleks have fought civil conflicts before, it is not far-fetched to believe that much of their technology is designed with the intent of exterminating each other as much as it is xenos |
| 17:18.53 | OluapPlayer | DCP - can u not |
| 17:20.02 | OluapPlayer | A Dalek with essence power would probably break every rule in the fictionverse |
| 17:22.30 | Hachiman | I can imagine an Essence-fueled Dalek being rather implausible in hindsight however beyond the more infectious and demonic energies |
| 17:22.48 | Hachiman | Daleks would never be capable of mastering elemental Essence |
| 17:23.14 | OluapPlayer | An entropic-descended Dalek would probably start sprouting tentacles out of its eye stalk |
| 17:23.34 | OluapPlayer | Each with an eye of their own probably |
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| 17:25.13 | Hachiman | Were it not for issues regarding copyright I would encourage this hur |
| 17:25.25 | Roboticking45 | that would be an interesting bit of fiction |
| 17:25.49 | OluapPlayer | I don't know how many orifices their suits have, but they'd probably have tendrils sprouting out of them, plus the inevitable evil aura |
| 17:26.06 | OluapPlayer | Entropic energy can also be used to power up equipment so you also have that to worry about |
| 17:26.07 | Hachiman | They actually do not have any orifices that can be opened from outside |
| 17:26.25 | OluapPlayer | From the inside, I meant |
| 17:26.27 | drom | http://i.imgur.com/Ci8TYnU.jpg |
| 17:26.29 | Ghelae | The Dalek creature itself is already covered in tentacles. |
| 17:26.46 | OluapPlayer | I know, and we're adding even more tentacles to it |
| 17:26.59 | Hachiman | Going from Dalek to hentai real quickly |
| 17:27.07 | OluapPlayer | Hentaik |
| 17:28.19 | Hachiman | I can imagine at least a percentage of Daleks actually coming to agree with the ideals of the Corruptus; that is, they are both unnatural lifeforms driven solely by absurb hate and xenophobia for all other forms of life in the universe |
| 17:28.40 | Ghelae | Could Entropic-enhanced tentacles break through the dalekanium even without there being any orifices to exit through? |
| 17:28.54 | OluapPlayer | That eye stalk has to come out of something |
| 17:29.08 | Ghelae | If not, a Descended Dalek would show no signs of being even more powerful than usual until it's too late. |
| 17:29.31 | Ghelae | Besides the evil aura. |
| 17:30.01 | Ghelae | But if it opens up, there's just a chaotic tangle of eyes and tendrils inside. |
| 17:30.21 | OluapPlayer | We can go for an even worse alternative and have the essence corrupt and deform the armor itself along with the Dalek inside it |
| 17:31.31 | Wormy_ | So a Dalek through google's acid trip algorithm? |
| 17:31.38 | Hachiman | Jesus |
| 17:32.18 | Ghelae | The mutant might even merge with the armour rather than just sit inside it. |
| 17:32.33 | OluapPlayer | Entropic energy in large enough quantities can be used to manipulate spacetime as the user pleases |
| 17:32.48 | OluapPlayer | I've shown this in the Fog War by having the top tier demons being able to unthink projectiles out of existence |
| 17:33.33 | OluapPlayer | Had to find a way to justify why everyone's not just shooting them from a safe distance |
| 17:34.05 | Hachiman | Can groups of lesser demons in high enough quantities do that as well |
| 17:34.07 | Hachiman | ? |
| 17:34.37 | Ghelae | That sounds a lot like a Dalek's force field. |
| 17:34.43 | drom | Wormy_: I feel like this could be an apporitate reaction gif to summarize Gigaquadrant when shit happens http://i.imgur.com/HBVj2hK.webm |
| 17:34.45 | OluapPlayer | Probably not |
| 17:35.18 | Wormy_ | Everyone is too used to it |
| 17:35.19 | OluapPlayer | It requires a very good deal of concentration, something a lesser demon doesn't have |
| 17:35.21 | Roboticking45 | On the topic of energies/essence how do mortal beings come to accquire such power? |
| 17:35.43 | Hachiman | Variety of ways |
| 17:35.46 | Ghelae | If the armour is signficantly corrupted... you could make a demon that's somewhat Dalek-like in appearance, call it something different, reference it being corrupted Neanderthal technology and then avoid copyright issues. |
| 17:36.01 | Wormy_ | Either through being ascended or descended by higher beings, or through control of elemental to enpower or enlighten. |
| 17:36.12 | OluapPlayer | Even a boss demon can't unthink a living being out of existence without using a considerable amount of power, which would be considered counter-productive when you can just stab the guy with your demon sword |
| 17:36.23 | Hachiman | Essence is also inherited in some cases |
| 17:36.32 | Hachiman | Or at least, the potential to use Essence |
| 17:36.41 | Wormy_ | That's right as well |
| 17:36.44 | Roboticking45 | ah |
| 17:36.47 | Wormy_ | :ike Emperor Wormulus II |
| 17:37.11 | OluapPlayer | So a demon is much, much less inclined to unthink an enemy soldier when he can just eat him |
| 17:37.19 | OluapPlayer | Takes MUCH less effort and time |
| 17:37.24 | Hachiman | Aye makes sese |
| 17:37.26 | Hachiman | sense even |
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| 17:38.24 | drom | Charles_Murray: http://i.imgur.com/edEcuok.jpg |
| 17:39.25 | OluapPlayer | Regarding a corrupted Dalek's appearance I can imagine their armor becoming charred and sharper in appearance, growing spiked protrusions (cus demons need their spikes everywhere), with tentacles bursting out of certain spots which the Dalek can safely retreat back into the armor whenever it pleases |
| 17:39.38 | OluapPlayer | also engulfed in a black purple aura that makes it looks like it's on fire |
| 17:42.32 | OluapPlayer | An impenetrable armor is probably the best thing a Corruptus Demon can hope for, since they're well known for their noticeable weak spots |
| 17:42.53 | OluapPlayer | A descended Dalek would probably be nigh unkillable unless you used essence against it |
| 17:43.09 | Hachiman | inb4 the semisphere bubbles on the casing grow into dalekanium spikes and its eyeball becomes its Corruptus Heart |
| 17:43.22 | OluapPlayer | Dalek - dont poke me in the eye silly boy |
| 17:43.42 | OluapPlayer | The Heart is part of the demon's body so it'd be part of the squid, not the armor |
| 17:43.54 | Hachiman | Yeah, the eyeball of the squid |
| 17:44.05 | OluapPlayer | Oh |
| 17:44.12 | OluapPlayer | I thought you meant the eye stalk |
| 17:44.19 | Wormy_ | I imagine the Dalek armour/body morphing with eye-like holes and tentacles shifting in and out of it |
| 17:44.53 | OluapPlayer | That's a safe assumption |
| 17:45.15 | OluapPlayer | In conclusion, mixing demonic energies with hostile hyper-advanced civilizations is not good for anyone's health |
| 17:45.37 | Wormy_ | That's what frightens me about the Dominion |
| 17:46.04 | OluapPlayer | Luckily the Dominion is not too active |
| 17:46.22 | Ghelae | So... Corruptus Daleks won't be appearing in fiction any time soon because it would be an everyone-dies story? |
| 17:46.52 | Wormy_ | perhaps it could be an alt universe |
| 17:47.03 | Hachiman | Discussing this has reminded me of something I wanted to do a while before now that would probably have never gotten noticed by anyone outside the wiki, which was to give Star Trek a WH40K-style makeover |
| 17:47.05 | OluapPlayer | I wasn't actually suggesting it since I assume no one would want that happening |
| 17:47.24 | Hachiman | becus i need muh aktul competent an interestin klingons |
| 17:47.26 | Ghelae | Wormy_: So a Realities Altered story? |
| 17:47.44 | OluapPlayer | I mean, if you want to have a story about it, I'm sure we can work something out |
| 17:49.10 | Wormy_ | yes |
| 17:49.54 | Wormy_ | On a sidenote, I've discussed a Star Wars crossover with the DCP |
| 17:51.29 | Ghelae | I might think about whether we could make a good story about it, but I don't know what the plot would be. |
| 17:51.41 | Ghelae | And yes Wormy, I remember you mentioning that. Is it still alternate-reality Cyrannus? |
| 17:52.00 | drom | Wormy_: http://i.imgur.com/xOqyqEb.jpg |
| 17:52.18 | Wormy_ | Star Wars galaxy is Cyrannus in ancient times, but with humans dominating rather than Raptors due to mass extinction > DCP sends probes into the galaxy (and maybe Imperial probes enter SporeWikiverse) > DCP fears what would happen if the GE meets the GEC, so tries everything to stop that happening |
| 17:52.31 | Hachiman | I could help come up with a plot |
| 17:52.45 | OluapPlayer | If there are Dalek survivors around, demon!Dalek could attempt to rally them so that they all also get demonfied |
| 17:52.48 | Wormy_ | > After the conclusion, a single Borg cube enters the Star Wars universe |
| 17:52.54 | OluapPlayer | Because the last thing you want is for the whole race to be turned into demons |
| 17:53.29 | OluapPlayer | It can even be a canon thing, not necessarily an alternate universe |
| 17:53.42 | Wormy_ | drom: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-dkcoQm47M |
| 17:54.14 | Wormy_ | Actually I have had idea about crossovers |
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| 17:55.02 | Hachiman | Hai Imp |
| 17:55.05 | OluapPlayer | Hi |
| 17:55.28 | Ghelae | Hello. |
| 17:55.32 | drom | Wormy_: Now add a fox |
| 17:55.36 | Wormy_ | A multi-dimensional portal leading to all sorts of universes is discovered: a Star Wars one, a Warhammer 40K one, a pure Star Trek one, and maybe more crossed over verses. The DCP explores them to study synchronicity that each of the universes have with the SporeWikiverse |
| 17:56.01 | Wormy_ | In Star Wars that would be the Cosmic Force, for example |
| 17:56.12 | OluapPlayer | Then the DCP gets overrun by ORks |
| 17:56.14 | Hachiman | DCP - oh my god tv shows are real |
| 17:56.14 | OluapPlayer | Orks even |
| 17:56.16 | Wormy_ | And synchronicity being related to Gyronoc |
| 17:57.00 | Wormy_ | Explaining why the Cyrannus galaxy and Star Wars galaxy has uncanny resemblances, and why humans in the Star Trekverse pilot Rambo ships |
| 17:58.16 | drom | Wormy_: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-f14pakMMw |
| 17:58.51 | Wormy_ | Its probably a terrible, corny idea I'll never use |
| 17:59.29 | Wormy_ | My dog's ears be pricking |
| 17:59.37 | Imperios | Hai |
| 18:00.11 | drom | Omg hai Imperios |
| 18:00.38 | drom | I had like 30 pictures I which I wanted to share with you, since time has passed, I've lost all of them now |
| 18:00.45 | drom | So damn time zones |
| 18:01.34 | drom | Wormy_: Sounds so human https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOjZ179MRSE |
| 18:02.07 | Wormy_ | SporeWikiverse could probably smash most sci-fi universes. Although the Doctor Who universe, Cultureverse and easily Xeeleeverse would be a great threat |
| 18:02.20 | Wormy_ | The Xeeleeverse is just |
| 18:02.56 | OluapPlayer | Gorf is an ascended Xeelee |
| 18:03.25 | Wormy_ | They are already creatures made of primodial spacetime |
| 18:04.04 | Wormy_ | Humanity was conquered by a bloody mud puddle |
| 18:04.10 | OluapPlayer | olol |
| 18:04.24 | Wormy_ | http://xeelee.wikia.com/wiki/Qax |
| 18:05.04 | Hachiman | A mud puddle that utilized space whales as their primary means of interstellar transportation |
| 18:05.21 | OluapPlayer | dats silly shi |
| 18:08.28 | Wormy_ | Humans also have hand-held starbreakers |
| 18:08.30 | Roboticking45 | science! |
| 18:09.12 | Wormy_ | Humans even tried to tap into a collapsing universe to fight the Xeelee, but no avail |
| 18:11.21 | OluapPlayer | http://i.imgur.com/H1wjYeA.jpg |
| 18:11.42 | Wormy_ | Actually Transcendent era humanity were probably equal ti the Time Lords |
| 18:11.53 | Wormy_ | So I imagine they would stalemate with the Daleks |
| 18:12.19 | Wormy_ | lawl |
| 18:13.22 | Wormy_ | #piggate |
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| 18:13.57 | Wormy_ | https://twitter.com/search?q=%23piggate&src=typd |
| 18:13.59 | Wormy_ | hi |
| 18:14.09 | Wormy_ | So "piggate" has already been done I see |
| 18:14.19 | OluapPlayer | spu |
| 18:14.54 | OluapPlayer | http://img.myepicwall.com/2015/09/7282903634bfb3bf4ffcdf0802301535.webm |
| 18:15.14 | Wormy_ | https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CPcKK4AWEAA-RVF.jpg |
| 18:15.15 | Xho | Jesus |
| 18:15.29 | Xho | Oh god Piggate |
| 18:15.46 | Cyrannian | i ship it |
| 18:16.06 | Roboticking45 | ...lovely |
| 18:16.28 | Hachiman | Cameron's career has effectively been ruined hur |
| 18:16.31 | Hachiman | By another Tory no less |
| 18:17.07 | OluapPlayer | I have no idea who the guy is, so all I know of him is that he stuck his dick in a dead pig |
| 18:17.16 | Xho | He's the PM of the United Kingdom |
| 18:17.20 | Hachiman | The Prime Minister of the United Kingdom |
| 18:17.25 | OluapPlayer | So yeah, I have no reason to respect him hur |
| 18:17.30 | Xho | No has a reason to hur |
| 18:17.35 | Xho | Not even the British |
| 18:17.50 | OluapPlayer | Prime Minister Pigfuck |
| 18:18.09 | Hachiman | At least he is facefucking his own kind rather than humans |
| 18:18.19 | OluapPlayer | hur |
| 18:18.44 | Hachiman | Xho: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBpQJ98rR4o |
| 18:18.55 | Xho | Already |
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| 18:21.16 | Cyrannian | http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2015/09/21/i-did-not-have-sexual-relations-with-that-pig-david-cameron/ |
| 18:21.29 | Cyrannian | Only minor flirtation occurred |
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| 18:23.06 | Wormy_ | He also took lots of drugs |
| 18:24.06 | drom | Imperios: http://i.imgur.com/WZSQRBw.jpg |
| 18:24.09 | Hachiman | The source for this comes from an unauthorized political biography of Cameron's academic studied written by Lord Ashcroft as part of a revenge scheme for Cameron not granting him a significant role in the coalition government despite how much he supported the Conservatives |
| 18:24.23 | Hachiman | studies even |
| 18:26.07 | Wormy_ | OluapPlayer: What the average Brit thinks of Cameron http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/42605000/jpg/_42605175_cameronyouth203300_getty.jpg |
| 18:26.10 | Wormy_ | Real picture dat |
| 18:26.12 | drom | Xho: http://i.imgur.com/ZaBPMXA.jpg |
| 18:26.30 | OluapPlayer | hoh |
| 18:26.49 | Xho | Drom: Don't understand |
| 18:26.55 | drom | http://imgur.com/gallery/ZaBPMXA |
| 18:27.13 | drom | The answer lies beyond that link, Xho |
| 18:27.14 | Wormy_ | https://aaaaargh.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/cameron_hoodie.jpg |
| 18:27.26 | Xho | "WHY DOES IT HAVE BONE STRUCTURE." |
| 18:28.02 | Wormy_ | drom: When I was little and went for injections I brought my toy dinosaurs, and made the doctor inject them |
| 18:28.13 | Wormy_ | for going on holiday |
| 18:28.50 | OluapPlayer | olol |
| 18:28.57 | OluapPlayer | That's oddly sweet |
| 18:29.02 | drom | Reminds me my youth where I had a stuffed up animal depicting a ladybug, which I named "Micke". |
| 18:29.23 | drom | I would always cry if I wasn't allowed to bring it, and I treated it like it was one of my friends |
| 18:29.43 | drom | mhm, mmmmhm, I still have it, in my dorm room at least |
| 18:31.35 | Wormy_ | https://monsterattheendofthedream.files.wordpress.com/2014/12/pigs.jpg?w=687 |
| 18:31.57 | Wormy_ | runnnn http://cdn.3news.co.nz/3news/AM/2015/9/21/ac8b28df-6765-4e64-9886-a33356644e72/DavidCameronPigs.jpg?width=900 |
| 18:33.34 | drom | Here's a pic of the stuffed animal I talked about. http://i.imgur.com/Ad9z4UM.jpg |
| 18:33.43 | drom | Had it since my 5's |
| 18:34.08 | Xho | "He took off his clothes, smeared his body with baby oil and played Sonic the Hedgehog all night. Which was wrong on so many levels." |
| 18:34.29 | Roboticking45 | ..... |
| 18:34.41 | drom | wat |
| 18:34.54 | Roboticking45 | xhos comment |
| 18:35.10 | Xho | I thought I'd take the conversation a sharp turn left |
| 18:35.23 | Roboticking45 | well lets bring it right down the middle |
| 18:36.07 | Hachiman | No, we must keep going |
| 18:36.28 | drom | Xho: Could you at least please use the turn signals |
| 18:36.52 | Xho | I drive a BMW |
| 18:36.54 | Xho | I don't do that |
| 18:37.03 | Roboticking45 | HE IS TOO GOOD FOR TURN SIGNALS |
| 18:37.06 | drom | A BMW hatchback |
| 18:37.07 | drom | ye |
| 18:37.15 | Xho | Well in reality I do but I thought it was a clever comment |
| 18:37.23 | Roboticking45 | ~exterminate drom |
| 18:37.23 | infobot | ACTION zaps drom with a low-budget lazer beam effect, then continues roving about every which way, while shouting "exterminate! exterminate!" with a rasping staccato voice |
| 18:37.25 | Hachiman | Are you saying you do not use indicators |
| 18:37.32 | OluapPlayer | no it eint |
| 18:37.34 | OluapPlayer | dai |
| 18:37.37 | OluapPlayer | finish samut paegs |
| 18:37.39 | OluapPlayer | paeg even |
| 18:37.51 | Xho | I do use indicators |
| 18:37.58 | Xho | I'm actually a decent driver despite the fact I own a BMW |
| 18:38.25 | drom | Hachiman: Isn't his count of killed cyclists self-explainatory? |
| 18:38.41 | Hachiman | Ooh |
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| 18:49.23 | drom | ~boot Roboticking45 |
| 18:49.23 | infobot | ACTION inconspicously shuffles over to get a straight line across Roboticking45 to the window above the dumpster, takes aim, and punts Roboticking45 out to where he belongs! |
| 18:49.45 | Roboticking45 | ~hit drom |
| 18:49.45 | infobot | ACTION punches drom. |
| 18:49.55 | Roboticking45 | ~knockout drom |
| 18:49.55 | infobot | ACTION beats drom unconscious with a rubber chicken named brad. |
| 18:50.50 | Roboticking45 | HOW DOES BRAD FEEL |
| 18:51.05 | drom | Tip: If ya all hate hearing infobot, you can always mute her using your client's mute (not the chanop feature), gag or ignoring feature(s) if it has one. |
| 18:54.17 | Roboticking45 | thanks for the information |
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| 18:58.08 | Xho | Hachiman: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vS7vEvcSBWc My sides |
| 18:59.20 | drom | Technobliterator TekDroid: https://twitter.com/sadserver/status/640993758490660864 |
| 18:59.59 | TekDroid | O.o |
| 19:00.23 | OluapPlayer | Good lord it's so hot in here |
| 19:00.33 | OluapPlayer | It was cold and rainy then all the sudden it's hot |
| 19:01.20 | Ghel | That's the exact opposite of what happened in Britain over the weekend. |
| 19:01.39 | OluapPlayer | Granted today is the first day of spring over here |
| 19:01.49 | OluapPlayer | Which means you guys are on the beginning of your autumn |
| 19:02.27 | drom | Autumn? What antumn? |
| 19:09.07 | Wormy_away | I feel as though tonight is dramatically dark |
| 19:09.31 | Wormy_away | In our summer we get light until 9, 10 and even 11 at night |
| 19:09.32 | drom | It is dark already here |
| 19:09.37 | Wormy_away | Now its dark by half 7 |
| 19:09.59 | Ghel | Sunset was at 7:07 pm according to my phone. |
| 19:10.15 | OluapPlayer | light until 11 pm |
| 19:10.18 | OluapPlayer | What the fug |
| 19:10.34 | Ghel | If you have the clouds that I have here, that would explain the dramatic darkness. They are dramatic clouds. |
| 19:10.34 | Wormy_away | And light again at 2 to 3 in the morning |
| 19:10.46 | OluapPlayer | I'm gonna guess it's because you're closer to the pole |
| 19:10.51 | drom | Wormy_away Ghel Hachiman Xho Cyrannian: http://www.examiner.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/man-sexually-attracted-playground-equipment-10098272 |
| 19:10.53 | Wormy_away | That's correct |
| 19:11.02 | OluapPlayer | The most light you can get here is 6 or 7 pm and that's on the longest days of the year |
| 19:11.20 | Wormy_away | In fact when I went to Scotland during mid-summer, it never got truly dark |
| 19:11.43 | OluapPlayer | I know some cities have days spanning whole months |
| 19:11.58 | Wormy_away | I find the darkness of winter more depressing than its weather |
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| 19:13.27 | Wormy_away | http://www.examiner.co.uk/news/west-yorkshire-news/bionic-penis-embarrassing-bodies-huddersfield-9938772 |
| 19:13.40 | OluapPlayer | >bionic penis |
| 19:13.45 | OluapPlayer | Sounds promising already |
| 19:13.46 | drom | Someone caught me off my guard and tricked me to quit |
| 19:13.55 | Wormy_away | " but sadly his wife left him after becoming tired of waiting" |
| 19:14.27 | Hachiman | A weapon to surpass Metal Gear |
| 19:15.34 | Wormy_away | It is metal gear |
| 19:15.54 | Wormy_away | solid |
| 19:16.09 | OluapPlayer | kek |
| 19:16.10 | drom | gotta erect ta gear up |
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| 19:20.01 | drom | Xho Hachiman Wormy_away: http://files.explosm.net/comics/Kris/tab.png |
| 19:22.12 | Wormy_away | heh |
| 19:22.51 | drom | Ḧöáº
äböüẠà ïnsërẠümälüäáºs ëvërÿáº
ḧërë? |
| 19:22.57 | drom | @Imperios |
| 19:24.16 | Wormy_away | English should be purified of such dot-dash nonsense. |
| 19:24.54 | Hachiman | https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/11219523_10152987580947100_4416821555568843074_n.jpg?oh=fb2be6553ec26c01cc6fb7d89b018be9&oe=5667031F |
| 19:24.58 | drom | Bläspḧëmÿ! |
| 19:25.26 | Roboticking45 | Stop with those cursed dots! |
| 19:25.46 | drom | Nëïn! |
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| 19:26.35 | DrodoEmpire | Hey everyone |
| 19:26.42 | drom | o/ |
| 19:27.13 | drom | Hello, hello, hello on both you, DrodoEmpire and Catface. |
| 19:27.24 | Catface | Hello. |
| 19:27.54 | Wormy_away | hi |
| 19:28.04 | drom | Hachiman: Sucks to be Dead-pool. |
| 19:29.10 | drom | Wormy_: More fawk! http://i.imgur.com/ZWS4k7F.jpg |
| 19:29.44 | drom | http://imgur.com/adAOhtJ.jpg |
| 19:31.34 | drom | Apparently there is a relic "of the first documented possessed nun" http://i.imgur.com/PMiAzer.jpg |
| 19:31.49 | Catface | Brutal. |
| 19:32.36 | Xho | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRRtusi-9xw |
| 19:32.38 | drom | Wormy_ Ghel: http://www.zo.utexas.edu/faculty/antisense/downloadfilestol.html Tree of life, a diagram of evolution |
| 19:32.42 | Roboticking45 | is that her head by any chance/ |
| 19:33.40 | Hachiman | It is certainly not her foot |
| 19:33.49 | Hachiman | Yes it is her head hur |
| 19:34.11 | Catface | Wormy_: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jl17CYYSzUw |
| 19:34.35 | Wormy_ | Don't let 4channers get hold of her head. |
| 19:35.22 | Catface | Xho: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPv3A1jMSUw |
| 19:35.46 | Hachiman | Mock the Week died when Frankie left |
| 19:36.13 | drom | I don't get what they are saying |
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| 19:37.43 | drom | Which bothers me at most when like 40% of the video is hysterical laughing louder than the speech |
| 19:40.44 | Wormy__ | https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/speaking-of-science/wp/2015/09/21/this-new-complete-tree-of-life-shows-how-2-3-million-species-are-related/ |
| 19:40.54 | Wormy__ | damn this internet cinnection |
| 19:42.26 | Wormy__ | never tattoo the tree of life |
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| 19:44.24 | drom | Wormy__: Why? |
| 19:45.27 | Wormy__ | It won't and probably will be be completed to certain perfection. There are still lots of unnowns |
| 19:47.15 | drom | Well, there is thousands of tiny lines, you won't even notice the difference! |
| 19:48.10 | Ghel | When there's enough detail, the difference between any two lines will be smaller than the width of the ink lines and you won't be able to tell if they get muddled around a little. |
| 19:48.17 | Ghel | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Project_Exodus#The_Project - two paragraphs and one sentence as a start. More can be filled in if anyone has any ideas. |
| 19:48.51 | OluapPlayer | git to it Wormy |
| 19:49.17 | Wormy__ | but i need my dinner |
| 19:49.30 | Ghel | no dinner eat science instead |
| 19:49.45 | OluapPlayer | I was gonna say that hur |
| 19:50.15 | drom | Scientists doesn't run on science |
| 19:52.28 | drom | They run on misery |
| 19:53.11 | drom | In fact they discovered how to sustain themselves by engaging on hair-ripping science |
| 19:53.48 | Ghel | I have a feeling you don't entirely have a perfect understanding as to how science works. |
| 19:54.37 | Roboticking45 | I have to agree with you Ghel |
| 19:55.04 | drom | Of course I don't |
| 19:55.04 | Hachiman_ | It could be a different type of science |
| 19:55.13 | Hachiman_ | Scientists are supposed to be open-minded |
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| 19:56.14 | drom | What I said was rather dumb, and I ain't that too silly to understand how science works in terms of basics |
| 19:57.18 | Xho | OluapPlayer: So some user on Steam asked whether I could see his freak I regret many things in life |
| 19:58.38 | Xho | Well shit |
| 19:58.43 | Technobliterator | He was horrified |
| 19:58.44 | Hachiman | "Famous last words: [Aussie accent] Sting rays LOVE foreplay." |
| 19:58.47 | Wormy__ | drom: Science is simply lots of tea and coffee |
| 19:59.53 | drom | Science, in my understanding: A vicious cycle of: 1. Claim -> Research -> Experiment -> Discovery -> Share it -> Grumble -> GOTO 1 |
| 20:02.48 | Ghel | Close enough. Although in some disciplines (particularly physics) "claim -> research" and "research -> experiment" are done by different people with another "share it" in between. |
| 20:03.33 | drom | Xho: http://gfycat.com/HarmoniousSaneInsect |
| 20:03.52 | Xho | Wow |
| 20:04.32 | Wormy__ | What science should be: Problem > Conjecture > Criticism (Test/Predict/Observe/etc.) > New problem But what science often boils down to Coffee > Claim > Research + coffee > Defend it till the bitter end > |
| 20:05.32 | Ghel | The research is being defended because it's being criticised, however. If there were no criticism nobody would be trying to defend it. |
| 20:06.07 | drom | Some parts of the science however rules out as (also game logic) Order -> Work -> Finish -> Represent -> $$$ -> Start again from "Order" |
| 20:06.54 | drom | Not claiming if that is true after all. |
| 20:07.30 | drom | Defense, is in a sense a debate about the science/theory's validity |
| 20:07.52 | Wormy__ | Sometimes scientists like to get huge grants from the military to research new weapons they know are 50 years away |
| 20:08.08 | Wormy__ | I've hear this said from a scientist |
| 20:08.47 | drom | Pressure can also force them to produce something usuable, usually with lot of bieffects and consequences |
| 20:08.50 | Wormy__ | In that case: Think of an idea > Research > $ |
| 20:08.58 | Ghel | Wormy__: Sounds like the sort of thing I'd like to do. :P |
| 20:09.13 | Wormy__ | Or even Think of an idea $ > Research $ > ... |
| 20:09.33 | Ghel | Okay, unified scientific method: problem > coffee > conjecture + grant money > research + coffee > criticism + debate + tea (there's been too much coffee already) > conclusion, else repeat previous two steps. |
| 20:09.49 | Ghel | I drink neither coffee nor tea, so I'll be a terrible scientist. |
| 20:09.51 | drom | Too much tea |
| 20:09.54 | drom | remove tea |
| 20:09.59 | drom | Add more coffe |
| 20:10.09 | Ghel | Fine. |
| 20:10.36 | drom | cappuccino best coffee |
| 20:10.39 | Wormy__ | Our poor scientist will be having heart palpitations by this point |
| 20:10.41 | Ghel | problem + coffee > coffee + coffee > conjecture + grant money + coffee > research + coffee + coffee > criticism + debate + coffee > conclusion + coffee, else repeat previous two steps. |
| 20:10.42 | Xho | Drom: Black |
| 20:10.58 | Xho | Black coffee is best coffee |
| 20:11.06 | drom | Ghel: Until heart attack |
| 20:11.20 | Ghel | Hey, you wanted coffee. |
| 20:11.25 | Xho | I think you can put "+coffee" into any life pirsuit |
| 20:11.35 | Xho | At lot of songwriting requires tea and coffee |
| 20:11.35 | drom | One cup of coffee is enough at every point |
| 20:12.15 | drom | I did IT service support this summer, coffee help you to go through the day, a lot. |
| 20:12.24 | Ghel | problem + coffee > coffee > conjecture + grant money + coffee > research + coffee > criticism + debate + coffee > conclusion + coffee, else repeat previous two steps. |
| 20:12.36 | Ghel | And now coffee doesn't look like a real word any more. |
| 20:12.39 | Xho | I usually have two or three cups at work |
| 20:12.42 | drom | Coffee isn't a vaild step |
| 20:12.44 | Wormy__ | For geologists, replace coffee with beer |
| 20:12.55 | Ghel | Coffee is definitely a valid step in the scientific method. |
| 20:13.03 | Xho | Proofing artwork in a printing firm is quite mind-engaging |
| 20:13.07 | Ghel | You need coffee before you can come up with a conjecture to solve the problem. |
| 20:13.07 | Xho | Not particularly hard |
| 20:13.10 | Xho | Just time consuming |
| 20:13.25 | Ghel | The first coffee is to understand the problem in the first place. |
| 20:13.27 | Xho | Either way you get considerable skill in Adobe programs |
| 20:13.38 | Ghel | The third is to prepare yourself for the research. |
| 20:13.44 | Xho | Illustrator and InDesign mainly, Photoshop not so much |
| 20:14.24 | drom | Wormy__: "Eeeverrryone! Whrooo wants to plaaay beer-pong with this weeeird ass stone?" |
| 20:15.20 | Wormy__ | Problem + pint > second pint > Oh go on, lets have another *feels like making the best conjecture* > $! Celebrate withanother! > Research, but drops everything > Gets into fight > Hair of the dog |
| 20:15.50 | drom | Bonus points if the cups are arranged in a way whichever a stone comes in the cup with the correct name gets to drink it. |
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| 20:16.39 | OluapPlayer | dum irc |
| 20:19.22 | drom | Software engineering? That's about.... idea -> program + coffee -> program + coffee -> program + coffee -> go home -> program + alcohol -> program + alcohol -> find out it is past midnight -> program more -> turn up at the work deprived of sleep and partily drunk with a cup of coffee to hand |
| 20:21.34 | drom | Not really. But software engineering includes alot of shooting down ideas, startup failures, struggling to find the company because everyone else demands a programmer who knows a language popular among hipsters, baldness - from ripping your hair off and crying in the shower |
| 20:24.35 | drom | Wormy__ Ghel Tek0516: http://assets.amuniversal.com/f6cd08809d50012f2fe500163e41dd5b |
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| 20:25.08 | ImpyDroid | Holy shit that white power guy is fucking brilliant |
| 20:25.17 | Wormy__ | ? |
| 20:25.20 | ImpyDroid | " +Imperios Tutankamon, many a Ramses - the fact that most English men share the same blood of ancient Egyptians. " |
| 20:25.46 | ImpyDroid | >Most English men share the same blood of ancient Egyptians |
| 20:26.22 | ImpyDroid | He just said that Egypt was founded by Brits |
| 20:27.33 | drom | Wormy__ Techno Ghel Tek0516: I know that none are you are hardcore programmers, but have fun with this https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/real_programmers.png |
| 20:29.17 | Hachiman | What are you talking about hur |
| 20:30.10 | ImpyDroid | Hachiman: A white supremacist repplieed to my comment on YouTube about Europe not being the cradle of mankind |
| 20:30.36 | Hachiman | But Europe was not the cradle of mankind |
| 20:30.39 | Wormy__ | Pretty sure it was the Middle East |
| 20:30.47 | ImpyDroid | Yes |
| 20:30.54 | ImpyDroid | The white nationalists responded |
| 20:31.04 | Hachiman | Apemen did not evolve in Europe, they evolved in Africa |
| 20:31.17 | ImpyDroid | They said that being European is first and foremost a genetic quality and that Ancient Egyptians apparently were British by blood |
| 20:31.17 | Wormy__ | I meant cradle of civilisation, my bad |
| 20:31.31 | Hachiman | What the fuck |
| 20:31.37 | Wormy__ | Insane |
| 20:31.54 | ImpyDroid | (ImpyDroid) >Most English men share the same blood of ancient Egyptians |
| 20:32.23 | ImpyDroid | BUILD THE BLOODY PYRAMIDS WANKERS |
| 20:32.24 | Wormy__ | drom: I would like my career to be a bit of science, a bit of animation/3D/Sim, and that means a bit of programming too |
| 20:32.50 | ImpyDroid | RA SAVE THE PHARAOH |
| 20:32.52 | Wormy__ | aka science visualisation |
| 20:33.03 | Ghel | Do you have any idea where that Egyptians = English idea came from, or do you think it was just blind racism? |
| 20:34.07 | ImpyDroid | Well some people cited that some mummies had red hair and/or blue eyes, though their sources were questionable |
| 20:34.16 | ImpyDroid | Admittedly that'd make Egyptians Irish |
| 20:34.20 | Hachiman | Cleopatra - YE FACKIN WOT MARC U ROMAN FACKWIT |
| 20:34.49 | Hachiman | The gene for red hair is older than the gene for white skin in Europeans |
| 20:34.55 | Hachiman | By a considerable margin in fact |
| 20:35.22 | Ghel | Do mummies even have preserved eye colours? |
| 20:36.08 | Ghel | Them having red hair is somewhat more believable, particularly since AFAIK brown hair can turn a rusty colour over centuries. |
| 20:36.39 | Wormy__ | Pretty sure if Ancient Britons had a connection to Egypt, there would be much closer cultural connections in language, beliefs or so on. And one could easily flip the argument and say it was Egyptians contributing to British history, not the other way around. Easy to vary explanations like this are unscientific |
| 20:36.44 | ImpyDroid | Oh and some statues having their eyes painted blue |
| 20:37.13 | ImpyDroid | But I honestly wonder where they found actual painted Egyptian ststues |
| 20:37.31 | Ghel | Probably the same place where they found mummies with intact, preserved eyes. |
| 20:37.37 | ImpyDroid | Admittedly the thought of Egyptian Brits is funny |
| 20:37.55 | Hachiman | Well, consider that Romans had connections with Egyptians |
| 20:38.04 | Hachiman | They could have documented their architecture |
| 20:38.16 | Wormy__ | I was about to ask if brown hair can go reddish after a long time, but that's been anwered |
| 20:38.47 | ImpyDroid | Well there are some murals with paint intact |
| 20:38.56 | Ghel | Hachi: You'd think the Romans would also have documented the Egyptians looking like Celts. |
| 20:38.58 | ImpyDroid | ...but THESE show Egyptians as dark-skinned |
| 20:39.06 | Wormy__ | ImpyDroid: Its not as funny as the theory that Native Americans were actually descended from 11th century Welsh explorers |
| 20:39.21 | Ghel | At the very least, Europe is the cradle of Neanderthalkind. So those white supremecists can be proud Neanderthals all they like. |
| 20:39.51 | Hachiman | I should also note that specifically, red hair in Europeans is estimated to be ~20,000 years old while light skin is only ~6,000 years old |
| 20:39.58 | ImpyDroid | Wormy__: Did they switch from sheep to bisons over time? |
| 20:40.14 | ImpyDroid | Ghel: Ugg Pride World Wide |
| 20:40.21 | Wormy__ | Neanderthals might have been dark skinned. It is now thought diet effected skin colour more than UV radiation, and Neanderthals wouldn't have eaten the same foods |
| 20:40.41 | Wormy__ | As our Neolithic ancestors did |
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| 20:41.03 | ImpyDroid | I kinda always imagined them as pale |
| 20:41.04 | Ghel | If you're eating plenty of vitamin D-rich foods there's no advantage to becoming lighter-skinned, yes. |
| 20:41.59 | Wormy__ | Impy: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Madoc |
| 20:42.11 | Hachiman | inb4 Neanderthals were dark-skinned in order to retain more solar heat during cold winters |
| 20:43.24 | Wormy__ | I'm reading cooked meat is high in Vitamin D |
| 20:43.43 | Ghel | Dark skin would radiate heat more efficiently. :P |
| 20:43.53 | Wormy__ | I wouldn't know, I'm a pale skinned vegetarian |
| 20:44.02 | OluapPlayer | blackie neanderthies |
| 20:44.07 | ImpyDroid | Oh and there was that gem |
| 20:44.12 | ImpyDroid | " +Imperios Ever heard about genes and IQ? " |
| 20:44.13 | Wormy__ | Hachi: It's why the Ghosts are Chrome/Silver in colour |
| 20:44.19 | ImpyDroid | Said to an Asian |
| 20:45.06 | Xho | I thought Neanderthals would've been black anyway |
| 20:45.12 | Xho | And that being white was a genetic mutation |
| 20:45.27 | Wormy__ | I've found some dumb youtube comments by the most scientific illerate person yet |
| 20:45.29 | Xho | Or does that just apply to humans |
| 20:45.39 | OluapPlayer | That describes all YouTube comments |
| 20:46.05 | Hachiman | #BlackLivesMatter extends into #AllLivesMatter when you consider that white people are more recent |
| 20:46.11 | Ghel | White skin is a mutation (although go back a couple of million years and black skin was a mutation along with relative hairlessness), but it could have arisen more than once. |
| 20:46.28 | Wormy__ | drom, ImpyDroid, Ghel: laura theodora's arguments https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsKyEckDRbo |
| 20:46.50 | Wormy__ | #Nolivesmatter |
| 20:47.28 | OluapPlayer | Gas all humans |
| 20:48.32 | ImpyDroid | OluapPlayer Wormy__ Hachiman: https://youtu.be/5GE1m2poHss 0:57 Xho's un-jokes have breached into Batman |
| 20:48.36 | Xho | #PhngluimglwnafhCthulhuRlyehwgahnaglfhtagn |
| 20:48.45 | OluapPlayer | hoh |
| 20:49.08 | OluapPlayer | To both |
| 20:50.13 | Wormy__ | I need my dinner now |
| 20:50.13 | Hachiman | That fucking baby joke |
| 20:50.31 | Hachiman | If I was not a better person I would have posted that as my Facebook status |
| 20:51.00 | Xho | https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/12004782_2448478655199310_8763472828327379353_n.jpg?oh=b76ab1572011171faeb844242acb62f1&oe=569B7BEC |
| 20:51.10 | Hachiman | hur |
| 20:51.54 | OluapPlayer | lel |
| 20:53.46 | Xho | 5'7" and 140 lbs |
| 20:53.47 | Xho | Jesus |
| 20:53.52 | Xho | I'm 6'0" and 142 lbs |
| 20:54.13 | Xho | I must be underweight |
| 20:54.40 | ImpyDroid | Tall thin tan angry and bearded |
| 20:54.48 | ImpyDroid | Xho is actually Bin Laden |
| 20:54.56 | Xho | I'm clean shaven |
| 20:55.16 | OluapPlayer | dis meens xho is ded |
| 20:55.21 | OluapPlayer | gud |
| 20:55.22 | Xho | Makes sense |
| 20:55.47 | OluapPlayer | Also http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Captain:Favniru have spaghetti dragon leader |
| 20:56.51 | ImpyDroid | Xho: Didn't you say you need to shave daily |
| 20:56.59 | Xho | I do |
| 20:57.04 | Xho | I'm still clean shaven |
| 20:58.06 | Hachiman | https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xat1/v/t1.0-9/11822696_512091595625907_6955641514277544319_n.jpg?oh=0dfd08145b2b488174d539fe9c85711b&oe=56AA48F2 Have a test |
| 20:59.12 | Wormy__ | Xho: 275 |
| 20:59.35 | Xho | eh |
| 20:59.39 | OluapPlayer | 800 |
| 21:00.04 | Ghel | Aww, Oluap beat me. I only got 600. |
| 21:00.09 | Xho | 759 |
| 21:00.11 | Xho | 750 even |
| 21:00.15 | Wormy__ | not even made wizard |
| 21:00.19 | drom | Uh? |
| 21:00.21 | Wormy__ | :( |
| 21:00.25 | drom | Whatcha even talking about? |
| 21:00.47 | Hachiman | I got 975 |
| 21:00.49 | OluapPlayer | I'm the most magical of beings |
| 21:00.51 | OluapPlayer | Fucking how |
| 21:01.29 | OluapPlayer | >i cant even be the most beta |
| 21:01.30 | OluapPlayer | i never win |
| 21:01.34 | Wormy__ | I lost 50 because I now go running. And I lost 100 because I have used an axe, though failtastically |
| 21:02.29 | Hachiman | Hate myself, virgin, not working out / no sports, metalfag, 18yo+ still living with parents, no job, likes anime, plays games, has Facebook, never used an axe, 18yo+ no girlfriend |
| 21:02.32 | drom | Virigin - check, 18/yo no gf - check, never drunk - check, never used an axe - check, living with parents - check, no job - check, asocial - check, plays games - check... |
| 21:02.43 | drom | calculating.... |
| 21:02.47 | Hachiman | Overall I believe that adds to around 975 |
| 21:03.01 | OluapPlayer | Hachi is the wiki's master wizard |
| 21:03.19 | Ghel | Now I think about it, I might have used an axe once to hack at a tree stump down the bottom of the garden. |
| 21:03.29 | drom | ~250+100+100+100+50+50+25+25 |
| 21:03.29 | infobot | 700 |
| 21:03.35 | drom | Good |
| 21:03.38 | OluapPlayer | I though that meant the deodorant Axe |
| 21:03.52 | Ghel | It could mean anything for all I know. |
| 21:03.54 | Hachiman | Oh wow |
| 21:04.03 | OluapPlayer | If it's about an actual axe, then I get bumped to 900 |
| 21:04.03 | Hachiman | No it means an actual axe hur |
| 21:04.23 | OluapPlayer | I'd hit a 1,000 were it not for the fact I got drunk exactly once |
| 21:04.28 | OluapPlayer | It wasn't pleasant |
| 21:04.34 | Ghel | I have used a sledgehammer to destroy a garage, but evidently that doesn't count. |
| 21:04.43 | Hachiman | Drunken Oluap sounds like a bizarre thought |
| 21:04.54 | drom | Hm. I realized that I'm part furry. Does that count? |
| 21:05.11 | Hachiman | Yes |
| 21:05.12 | OluapPlayer | I felt bad and dizzy, and lost the ability to count my own fingers |
| 21:05.17 | drom | 950 on me then |
| 21:05.26 | Hachiman | Jesus Christ how much did you fucking drink |
| 21:05.39 | OluapPlayer | Not that much, but I had never drunk alcohol before |
| 21:06.15 | OluapPlayer | It was a party with some punch drink which had alcohol in it when I thought it didn't |
| 21:06.22 | Hachiman | Ouch |
| 21:06.29 | OluapPlayer | It was the worst party i've ever been through |
| 21:07.16 | Xho | Well |
| 21:08.45 | Hachiman | Worst party I have been to was a Boxing Day party where my mother spited my stepdad's kids during a round of board games after drinking too much wine and then stormed out of the party and got a taxi back home |
| 21:08.59 | Hachiman | Which made things rather awkward |
| 21:09.03 | OluapPlayer | Good lord what |
| 21:09.29 | OluapPlayer | FUCK THIS *spits on people and leaves* YELLOW CAAAAAR |
| 21:09.43 | Hachiman | Not spat on, spited hur |
| 21:09.48 | Hachiman | As in, called out and berated |
| 21:09.53 | OluapPlayer | Oh |
| 21:10.00 | OluapPlayer | My version is funnier hur |
| 21:10.31 | drom | Hm, could been a bit more casual: She vomited |
| 21:10.54 | Hachiman | Specifically; she spited my stepdad's youngest daughter due to apparently "cheating" during a round of some game or whatever and made her upset and then got angsty when my stepdad approached her about it and accused him of caring more for his ex's kids than her |
| 21:11.11 | Hachiman | She then proceeded to call a taxi and leave on a whim |
| 21:12.18 | Hachiman | The worst thing was that this was at my older sister's house, with her own kids and boyfriend (at the time, now husband) witnessing the event unfold |
| 21:17.29 | Technobliterator | fucking hell |
| 21:17.30 | Technobliterator | final missions of MGSV |
| 21:17.31 | Technobliterator | so fucking hard |
| 21:17.59 | Wormy__ | I'll add 100 for alcohol, 50 for metalfag (used to be more so), I used to hate myself but I don't now |
| 21:18.37 | OluapPlayer | They're called Extreme for a reason |
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| 21:20.08 | Xho | I'm a nihilst and a metalfag so does that mean I get 2 x 50 |
| 21:20.13 | Xho | nihilist |
| 21:20.35 | drom | idk what those means anyway |
| 21:20.42 | drom | mean* |
| 21:20.45 | Hachiman | Non, single counts |
| 21:20.50 | Xho | Very well |
| 21:20.57 | Xho | Nihilist means finding little value in existence |
| 21:21.02 | Xho | Or no value whatsoever |
| 21:21.33 | drom | Hm. I've facebook, but I don't use it. So it still does count as "having facebook"? |
| 21:21.50 | Hachiman | If you consider it active |
| 21:22.22 | drom | The account is active, but I don't use it, so often |
| 21:22.37 | Hachiman | But you do use it |
| 21:22.43 | Hachiman | Which means the point counts hur |
| 21:23.11 | OluapPlayer | https://scontent-dfw1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/12049285_614363292035544_7512218575268354603_n.jpg?oh=52c4516d5ee2101abda4ee709c68f7f6&oe=56A134DB |
| 21:23.25 | Hachiman | olol |
| 21:23.31 | Xho | wat da |
| 21:24.01 | drom | Okay, 975 then |
| 21:25.03 | drom | And apparently the way Wikipedia describes "Nihilism" works well with my atheistism and disbelief in ascended power. |
| 21:25.14 | drom | disbelief for* |
| 21:25.32 | Ghel | 1700 is the maximum score. I don't think any of you are trying hard enough. |
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| 21:26.07 | drom | I used to hate myself. But I'm glad that dropped it long time ago |
| 21:26.22 | drom | Because it is one of the stupidest things you can do if you have no good reason to do so |
| 21:27.00 | drom | So in my belief, my final "Beta" score is 1025 |
| 21:27.39 | drom | And I don't fell like I'm magical or something. |
| 21:27.41 | drom | shrugs |
| 21:28.05 | Xho | So there was an acid attack in Southampton not too long ago |
| 21:28.45 | Xho | i.e. someone splashed acid in a woman's face |
| 21:29.01 | Ghel | As opposed to an uprising of sentient LSD, yes. |
| 21:29.04 | OluapPlayer | Santorakh - HAVE A DRUNK |
| 21:29.11 | OluapPlayer | DRINK* |
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| 21:29.42 | Hachiman | Reminds me of an incident in New Zealand where hospital staff accidentally inserted unfiltered acid into a woman's privates during an operation and as compensation they gave her what equates to a £50 hospital voucher |
| 21:29.52 | Xho | The acid was so corrosive they had firefighters hose down the pavement to clear it off |
| 21:31.13 | Hachiman | If the acid was so corrosive, how come it did not melt the container it was held in before being thrown |
| 21:31.55 | Xho | QUESTIONS OF LIFE |
| 21:32.36 | OluapPlayer | Xho: TF2 blog confirmed a new major update by the end of the year, but there won't be any new Halloween content |
| 21:32.39 | OluapPlayer | this kills the fun |
| 21:32.47 | Xho | does not expand dong |
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| 21:32.58 | Xho | I've never actually done a Halloween event |
| 21:32.58 | OluapPlayer | Halloween is like the best time of the year for TF2 |
| 21:33.23 | OluapPlayer | You ought to try it out when they turn it on |
| 21:33.39 | OluapPlayer | Halloween is where TF2 is at its funniest |
| 21:34.28 | Xho | I would |
| 21:34.33 | Xho | But I don't like multiplayer games |
| 21:35.15 | OluapPlayer | ur loss |
| 21:35.40 | Xho | ur a loss |
| 21:35.40 | OluapPlayer | The second halloween event is still the best one, when they added the Headless Horseless Horsemann |
| 21:35.51 | Xho | What was the first one |
| 21:36.04 | OluapPlayer | First one was Harvest Event |
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| 21:36.17 | Xho | Oh with the ghost |
| 21:36.21 | OluapPlayer | Yeah |
| 21:36.33 | OluapPlayer | Ghost -> Horsemann -> Monoculus -> Merasmus -> Skeletons |
| 21:37.11 | Hachiman | There is a species of spider which is native to Australia that, in order to both evade being eaten by larger predators and to catch potential prey off-guard, disguises itself as a glob of literal bird crap |
| 21:37.29 | OluapPlayer | Monoculus and Merasmus as not as good because they are timed, and they also lock the Control Point when they're active |
| 21:37.33 | OluapPlayer | It breaks the flow of the game |
| 21:37.44 | Xho | Needs NiiN as a boss |
| 21:37.47 | OluapPlayer | Part of the fun of the Horsemann was capturing the Points while he was wrecking havoc on the enemy team |
| 21:38.04 | OluapPlayer | Merasmus is the closest we have to NiiN I guess, since he has one million HP |
| 21:38.11 | Xho | fok |
| 21:38.22 | OluapPlayer | Quite literally |
| 21:38.34 | OluapPlayer | And you have to kill him in 1:30 minutes or he runs off |
| 21:43.59 | Xho | OluapPlayer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmSMCmPd6Ak Just found this little gem |
| 21:45.19 | OluapPlayer | You found a fan it seems |
| 21:45.32 | Xho | TOO BAD IM DED |
| 21:45.59 | OluapPlayer | amen |
| 21:52.32 | Roboticking45 | YES THE XHODOCTO THREAT IS OVER |
| 21:52.58 | Technobliterator | It has been over for...a while now |
| 22:00.23 | Hachiman | So I had one thought for a curious character concept |
| 22:00.28 | Hachiman | A Zazane mad bomber |
| 22:01.29 | DrodoEmpire | Hm? |
| 22:02.47 | Hachiman | It'd be something of a contrast for the usual Zazane character considering they are often very oriented with the guns and melee aspects of combat, yet I have not portrayed one with a fixation for explosives |
| 22:03.33 | Wormy__ | demozane |
| 22:03.36 | Hachiman | Probably because explosives are not very "personal" which is how Zazane like to treat warfare |
| 22:03.38 | DrodoEmpire | Ahh, true |
| 22:03.48 | Xho | VAXAL AKBAR |
| 22:03.53 | DrodoEmpire | To be fair, guns often aren't either. XD |
| 22:04.03 | DrodoEmpire | Though it depends |
| 22:04.52 | Hachiman | https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/12003021_1016712965016583_18661563216759601_n.jpg?oh=32d8e9efcf4fa05ba5676e2dc8622c95&oe=569D5519 |
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| 22:05.25 | Hachiman | "With all these allegations of historic sexual abuse against politicians, it was only a matter of time before Peppa Pig spoke out." |
| 22:05.49 | *** join/#sporewiki Tek0516 (~TekDroid@134.117.249.99) |
| 22:05.57 | Xho | Bloody hell |
| 22:10.43 | Hachiman | "Florida man reaches inside woman and disembowels her for uttering ex's name during sex" |
| 22:11.05 | DrodoEmpire | o.o |
| 22:11.09 | Xho | Hm |
| 22:11.26 | Xho | Can't say I blame him but still Jesus |
| 22:11.36 | Roboticking45 | How does that work |
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| 22:11.58 | Xho | Tek's about to get properly confused hur |
| 22:12.01 | Roboticking45 | the bowels/guts arent connected there |
| 22:12.11 | Roboticking45 | without going to disgusting |
| 22:12.19 | Xho | You have a knife |
| 22:12.25 | Xho | You therefore have a way of opening |
| 22:12.44 | Hachiman | "Lopez later admitted that he had become a âmonsterâ when Nemeth twice uttered her ex-husbandâs name during sex. He said that he had inserted a beer bottle and a curling iron in Nemethâs vagina and anus. Lopez suggested that she had been too intoxicate to resist." |
| 22:12.52 | Roboticking45 | Oh, he had a knife there? |
| 22:12.55 | Hachiman | "He said that he then inserted both fists, before putting his arm in her up the elbow and ripping out intestinal matter. Lopez told authorities that he had a cigarette after disemboweling Nemeth, and after he finished it she had stopped breathing." |
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| 22:13.14 | Xho | Lopez, aka Patrick Bateman |
| 22:13.38 | Xho | searches images for a curling iron |
| 22:13.41 | Roboticking45 | how...lovely |
| 22:13.56 | Xho | That must've hurt |
| 22:14.00 | Xho | Especially if it was heated |
| 22:14.06 | Hachiman | So he literally reached inside of her waist up to his elbow and tore her organs out through her abdomen |
| 22:14.11 | Hachiman | With his bare hands no less |
| 22:14.48 | Xho | He must've given it a good go though |
| 22:15.49 | Xho | Quite an abrupt way to die |
| 22:15.54 | Hachiman | Aye |
| 22:16.09 | Hachiman | That is literally some Khorne Berzerker shit right there |
| 22:16.41 | Wormy_away | Must have been nuts |
| 22:16.45 | Xho | If you didn't put names in there that would've been 110% American Psycho material |
| 22:16.57 | Wormy_away | I mean that is some sustained, determined anger |
| 22:17.15 | Xho | Bateman's best one is the electrocution one though |
| 22:17.18 | Xho | That's really nasty |
| 22:17.34 | Hachiman | I do not think I recall the electrocution |
| 22:17.47 | Hachiman | I do recall the one where he inserted a hungry rat into a woman's vagina though |
| 22:18.20 | OluapPlayer | ew |
| 22:18.48 | Xho | Yep |
| 22:19.08 | Xho | Hachiman: He electrocutes Christie to the point where her torso bursts open and her charred lungs are visible |
| 22:19.16 | Hachiman | Ah right |
| 22:19.19 | Xho | Among other features of her body missing |
| 22:19.53 | Xho | "Her head sits on the kitchen table and its blood-soaked faceâeven with both eyes scooped out and a pair of Alain Mikli sunglasses over the holesâlooks like itâs frowning. I get very tired looking at it and though I didnât get any sleep last night and Iâm utterly spent, I still have a lunch appointm ent at Odeon with Jem Davies and Alana Burton at one. Thatâs very important to me and I have to debate whether I sh |
| 22:19.56 | Xho | Oh Patrick |
| 22:20.40 | Wormy_away | checks his doors are locked tonight |
| 22:21.05 | Xho | He also kills a child at a zoo |
| 22:21.10 | Xho | Though he didn't actually enjoy that |
| 22:21.27 | Xho | He did it out of curiosity and turned out it wasn't so enjoyable for him |
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| 22:22.21 | Xho | Though he doesn't have any particular emotional remorse though |
| 22:22.41 | Hachiman | That actually reminds me of something my stepdad used to do during one of his tours while serving in the military, I think it was in the Balkans or something |
| 22:23.04 | Xho | He remarks there's no joy in killing a child because it's a child; killing an adult would bring on more repercussions |
| 22:23.45 | Hachiman | Soldiers in his company would hook up frogs to electric wires and cables and then gradually up the voltage to make them "dance" to the point they exploded, that or they would hook up already dead frogs and simulate their muscles |
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| 22:24.00 | Xho | Well they must've been bored |
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| 22:24.49 | OluapPlayer | That's disgusting |
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| 22:26.17 | Xho | So someone on my Facebook feed misspelt "sayonara" as "sienara" |
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| 22:26.37 | Xho | Not the brightest individual from that assumption |
| 22:27.15 | Hachiman | olol |
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| 22:29.13 | Cyrannian|away | bai |
| 22:30.18 | Xho | I don't understand the fascination of guys taking pictures of their penises to send to women |
| 22:30.37 | OluapPlayer | They want sex |
| 22:30.40 | OluapPlayer | Should be obvious |
| 22:30.56 | Xho | ??? ??? |
| 22:30.57 | Xho | ?? |
| 22:31.07 | Xho | xho.exe has stopped working |
| 22:31.07 | Hachiman | Yeah but like |
| 22:31.13 | Hachiman | How does that earn you sex |
| 22:31.20 | Hachiman | It sounds like a really asshole thing to do |
| 22:31.26 | OluapPlayer | "muh dick is big, let's fuck" |
| 22:31.30 | OluapPlayer | Again, should be obvious |
| 22:32.32 | Hachiman | I could not imagine ever sending a picture of my dick to any woman I happen to be in contact with |
| 22:32.43 | Xho | It's a bit humiliating |
| 22:32.52 | Xho | Especially if one's junk wasn't impressive hur |
| 22:33.03 | OluapPlayer | It's something cocky people do |
| 22:33.04 | Hachiman | I mean I know it happens and it is, unfortunately, a very common practice but seriously what the fuck |
| 22:33.19 | Xho | It was brought up from a conversation at work |
| 22:33.43 | Xho | Someone who works there had a dick pic from her boyfriend/husband depending on when this was |
| 22:33.57 | Xho | He accidentally sent it to her sister |
| 22:34.02 | Hachiman | Oh God |
| 22:34.47 | OluapPlayer | olol |
| 22:35.47 | Xho | Not too sure why guys are so concerned with the size of their junk really |
| 22:35.52 | Hachiman | Vekaron - jus gonna send dis pic 2 kirlisir Gardin - *ring ring* oh i gotta tex WHAT THE FUCK |
| 22:36.02 | OluapPlayer | olol |
| 22:36.18 | Xho | A couple thousand years ago a larger penis was coincident with barbarism |
| 22:36.42 | OluapPlayer | Bigger dick = more manly |
| 22:36.48 | OluapPlayer | That's how it works now |
| 22:37.11 | Xho | Masculinity was different in Greece I guess |
| 22:37.23 | Xho | Maybe not so much with the Spartas |
| 22:37.26 | Xho | Spartans even |
| 22:37.28 | Hachiman | Christianity rather |
| 22:37.43 | Xho | wat dat got to do wit it |
| 22:37.52 | Hachiman | Angels are always painted with small dicks |
| 22:38.07 | Hachiman | While devilish figures have larger genitalia |
| 22:38.15 | Xho | Art like that descends from the ideals of Greek/Roman ideals of beauty |
| 22:38.25 | OluapPlayer | Satan - big benis |
| 22:38.50 | Xho | Lots of Greek/Roman sculptures that survive portray men with small junk |
| 22:39.10 | Xho | And effeminate at times as well |
| 22:39.12 | OluapPlayer | https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CPdXMq1UYAAWUBh.png speaking of dicks |
| 22:39.20 | Xho | wat |
| 22:39.26 | Hachiman | Also there is a misconception pertaining to the idea of the length of the penis determining how simulated a woman is, when in fact it is the thickness of a cock that determines how simulated a woman happens to be *in most average cases* |
| 22:40.05 | OluapPlayer | and we know even gardin's chest horn is thicker than hachi's dong |
| 22:40.31 | Xho | oh my |
| 22:41.05 | Hachiman | Hachi - i am an essential and a demigod dat can manipulate reality and my own image even den my benis is microsoft |
| 22:41.07 | Xho | https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/12039622_899765393451805_6684132530188312616_n.jpg?oh=15a638a8caf0488175ced29d1bcd3dfc&oe=569FA3C7 |
| 22:41.31 | OluapPlayer | Xbone |
| 22:41.38 | OluapPlayer | olol |
| 22:41.47 | Hachiman | hur |
| 22:42.25 | Hachiman | https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/12043088_438114953059208_7790786881768817205_n.jpg?oh=29ec6d9c405134eb97ffc3ac54cb6994&oe=569E4480 |
| 22:43.12 | OluapPlayer | hoh |
| 22:44.31 | Hachiman | "Honey, I bet you can't tell me something that would make me both happy and sad at the same time." "Well, you have the biggest penis out of all of your friends." |
| 22:44.44 | Xho | OluapPlayer: "Mentiryanth claims to be a chosen one of the Light Colossus Lorchakim, though this is not actually true and she does it to take control of her people and make herself appear divine, and she would rather stomp Lorchakim under her and make herself the new Colossus of Light." Sihilienu - i died for dis |
| 22:45.04 | OluapPlayer | Mentiryanth - who r u |
| 22:45.12 | Xho | Caligaduro - breakfast |
| 22:46.56 | Xho | "Daraprim: Price of Medical Drug Rises From $13.50 to $750 Under New Owner, Report Says" |
| 22:47.00 | Xho | CAPITALISM |
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| 22:47.53 | Xho | That's an increase of 5455% |
| 22:47.58 | Roboticking45 | ? |
| 22:48.30 | Hachiman | http://www.theonion.com/article/man-unaware-all-his-friends-think-of-him-when-they-36304 Even satire makes me feel hurt |
| 22:48.56 | Hachiman | "I wish I was your jacket so I could hang myself in your closet." |
| 22:49.23 | Xho | Roboticking45: "Daraprim: Price of Medical Drug Rises From $13.50 to $750 Under New Owner, Report Says" |
| 22:50.28 | Roboticking45 | well, that is an attempt to get profit |
| 22:51.09 | Hachiman | "Suicide doesn't take away the pain, it gives it to someone else." "Sometimes I feel like that's a challenge." |
| 22:52.24 | OluapPlayer | hur |
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| 22:56.40 | Hachiman | "THIS REALLY WORKS!!!!!! 1. Find a gun. 2. Kill yourself." |
| 22:57.12 | Roboticking45 | why are there two Tekdroids |
| 22:57.31 | Xho | One's disconnected |
| 22:57.35 | Xho | The other is the real Tek |
| 22:57.50 | Xho | It just takes a while for IRC to register the fact that the other is disconnected |
| 22:57.58 | Xho | 5 minutes or thereabout |
| 22:58.00 | Xho | 4 |
| 22:58.11 | TekDroid | 246 seconds usually |
| 22:59.02 | Xho | WRONG |
| 22:59.07 | Xho | slaps TekDroid around a bit with a large fishbot |
| 22:59.16 | Hachiman | I was scrolling through a Facebook page called "Sad Screenshots Taken Out Of Context" and thought it would be funny I was wrong and now I am sad |
| 22:59.17 | TekDroid | Huh, longer that normal |
| 23:00.31 | DrodoEmpire | Hachi: Most of those pages turn out to be clickbait after a few relevant posts. >.< |
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| 23:03.17 | Hachiman | https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/12006285_1679655188931759_6340972648700915577_n.jpg?oh=18885fa63ebad942b144535189fd18b9&oe=56A248A9 |
| 23:07.06 | OluapPlayer | me |
| 23:08.31 | Hachiman | "I guess I won the "I love you more" game." |
| 23:08.34 | Hachiman | Ouch |
| 23:12.11 | Hachiman | "My girlfriend reminds me of my dad because I don't have one." |
| 23:12.51 | DrodoEmpire | lul |
| 23:14.02 | Roboticking45 | HA |
| 23:15.02 | Xho | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hq2SlCja3zo I'm quite confused |
| 23:15.16 | Hachiman | Yeah I am gonna stop browsing through this page |
| 23:15.26 | Hachiman | I just found something about a dog which made me feel a little too sad |
| 23:16.41 | Xho | "If the KKK had a video game, Terry Crews would be the final boss2 |
| 23:16.42 | Hachiman | >Goes onto Facebook homepage >UNILAD posted an article about a woman who was apparently handed the remains of her miscarried child in a plastic bag by an NHS hospital |
| 23:16.43 | Hachiman | Fuck |
| 23:16.53 | Xho | #NHS |
| 23:19.03 | Technobliterator | Apple Car is now a thing |
| 23:19.09 | Technobliterator | Ship date: 2019 |
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| 23:27.23 | *** mode/#sporewiki [+o The_Randomness] by ChanServ |
| 23:27.40 | The_Randomness | Hello |
| 23:34.55 | Roboticking45 | hello |
| 23:42.44 | DrodoEmpire | test |
| 23:43.39 | Hachiman | "Nukes Japan twice, thinks 9/11 is the worst thing to happen to humanity. #America" |
| 23:54.20 | Roboticking45 | test |
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