IRC log for #sporewiki on 20150824

00:30.35dromMonet: Guess what? http://i.imgur.com/DEuzCUm.png
00:32.01DrodoEmpirehttps://scontent-lga1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/11903734_1206902556003638_4913435527484089885_n.jpg?oh=783852dc7aaf4bcaa8ace986d83b4f6b&oe=563C81AC - Tumblr's been getting very restrictive lately.
00:32.46dromDrodoEmpire: [maximum triggered]
00:32.52DrodoEmpirehur
01:03.08Im_not_a_robot<PROTECTED>
01:03.46DrodoEmpire:O
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01:05.03Im_not_a_robothttp://homo-time.tumblr.com/post/73691846692/oc-tumblrina
01:05.19DrodoEmpireolol
01:11.07Im_not_a_robotthis is getting too deep
01:11.16Im_not_a_robothttps://www.tumblr.com/search/tumblrina
01:12.19DrodoEmpiretumblr is my trigger tumblr wordnqruogjrghrgagiybgrpgiargbralguyargarlgbkargboiagyblgikahgypigarbhsjwsjwsjwsjwsjwsjw
01:12.28DrodoEmpireblahhh
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01:35.27DrodoEmpireHi
01:35.33OfficerJackalHeya!
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03:25.52DrodoEmpireHi
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07:58.03dromGhel ain't here so blah
07:59.39Liquid_InkThe boy has no patience.
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09:05.06Liquid_InkSee! If he had just been patient!
09:07.38GhelaeWho was being impatient?
09:08.22Liquid_Ink[17:58] <drom> Ghel ain't here so blah
09:08.37Liquid_InkHe left before the clock even hit 17:59
09:08.53GhelaeDid he arrive after the clock hit 17:58?
09:09.41Liquid_InkHe arrived at 17:57
09:10.36GhelaeThat is rather impatient.
09:15.49Liquid_InkDo whales lactate?
09:16.36Liquid_InkJust looked it up. Yes they do.
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09:44.02ImperiosHi
09:44.10ImperiosLiquid_Ink Vincent20100: https://2ch.hk/po/src/10511956/14403588857240.jpg
09:44.25GhelaeHello.
09:48.10Liquid_InkTHat's about right
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12:39.14ImperiosTechnobliterator: Holy shit
12:39.19ImperiosSo Dota 2 now has custom maps and a map editor?
12:39.24ImperiosLike WC3?
12:39.30TechnobliteratorIn Reborn, yup
12:39.41ImperiosWait
12:39.44TechnobliteratorThere is already a mod planned to make Warcraft 3 in Dota
12:39.52ImperiosCan we only play on Dota maps or on any map?
12:40.02TechnobliteratorAny map created
12:40.10ImperiosNow that gives me an idea
12:40.25ImperiosWhen I was playing WC3 I made two big multiplayer maps
12:40.41ImperiosI could make them into Dota maps
12:40.48TechnobliteratorMhm
12:40.51Technobliteratorbbl
12:49.38Monet"Humans are remarkably tolerant to natural plant defenses and poisons as well (which is why you should never feed anything meant for human consumption to a dog or cat unless you know for sure that it is safe!). Most spices come from defenses plants evolved to disgust, sicken, or even kill herbivores; the pungent flavors were a warning to the animal that it was eating something dangerous and should spit it out.
12:49.38MonetRead more: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/ExtremeOmnivore/RealLife#ixzz3jpYg28fL" never really thought of this
12:50.09MonetEssentialyl to other animals *we flavour our food with posions*
12:57.33GhelaeYes, I suppose that is true... Idea for the Draconis: while they can withstand huge amounts of alcohol compared to a human, a chicken tikka masala will kill them. :P
12:59.11MonetI've mused that the variety of plants they can eat isn't very broad.
13:01.07GhelaeThey certainly seem more adapted for carnivory than humans are.
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13:08.34Im_not_a_robotHi
13:09.01Monet_2hi
13:09.55GhelaeHello.
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13:14.18HachimanHai
13:15.21Monethi
13:21.52GhelaeHello.
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13:37.03AdmiralPandahi all
13:39.07Monethi
13:41.05HachimanHai
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13:53.55JepardiHi
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14:15.41GhelaeHello.
14:16.18OluapPlayerHi
14:17.50ImperiosHachiman AdmiralPanda: https://2ch.hk/po/src/10511956/14403588857240.jpg
14:18.42AdmiralPandathat's donald trump right?
14:19.10ImperiosYeah
14:22.35HachimanDonald Trump, High Lord of the American Empire and Imperial Provinces
14:24.20ImperiosRead some of his speeches
14:24.33ImperiosHe's basically Zhirinovsky
14:26.37ImperiosWhat other prominent candidates in the next year US elections are there anyway?
14:26.44ImperiosOther than Clinton
14:26.57AdmiralPandaDeez Nuts
14:27.17HachimanOh yes
14:27.23HachimanThat will never not amuse me
14:27.51AdmiralPandafunny thing is, if a guy whose legal name was Deez Nuts got into politics in Australia, EVERYONE would vote for him
14:28.18AdmiralPandasince we have mandatory voting, all the people who don't know jack about politics just donkey vote, so they'd totally vote for someone called Deez Nuts
14:28.37OluapPlayerI thought that was a fake
14:29.12AdmiralPandanope, it's serious
14:29.35OluapPlayerI mean I've seen a picture with Deez Nuts but I thought it was a shop
14:30.49AdmiralPandaoh the picture with the pair of nuts was a shop, but there is actually a kid named Deez Nuts running
14:31.04OluapPlayerNot a pair of nuts, a list of names
14:31.14OluapPlayerWhich had Donald Trump, some other geezer and Deez Nuts
14:31.38OluapPlayerhttp://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/007/705/56e.png found it
14:31.41AdmiralPandayeah, that's serious
14:31.49HachimanYeah, that is real
14:31.56AdmiralPandathere is actually a guy called Deez Nuts running
14:32.13OluapPlayer'MERICA
14:35.12OluapPlayerI don't trust anyone who claims videogames create violence
14:35.20OluapPlayerPlus he's apparently a huge racist
14:35.26OluapPlayerDonald Trump that is
14:35.27OluapPlayerhttp://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/007/167/cb5.jpg
14:35.38AdmiralPandaoh yeah, Trump is a massive jackass
14:36.20ImperiosMaking a wall to block off immigrants
14:36.42ImperiosThat alone is stupid enough to make me not like him
14:36.52ImperiosWhat about Clinton? I know she is quite popular at the moment as a candidate
14:37.04OluapPlayerhttp://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/982/098/710.jpg vite birb
14:37.07OluapPlayervote*
14:40.06Imperioshttp://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/11775145/Donald-Trump-Id-get-on-very-well-with-Putin-if-I-were-president.html Huh
14:40.14ImperiosI thought he'd want to bomb us hur
14:43.47HachimanHe recognises Putin as a capitalist
14:44.45ImperiosAnd he kinda is, he is a fellow oligarch
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15:54.09CyraBotHai
15:55.46GhelaeHello.
16:01.33OluapPlayerHi
16:06.51CyraBot~lick OluapPlayer
16:06.55infobotACTION licks OluapPlayer *SHLUUURRRRPPP*
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16:12.51dromHey
16:17.52GhelaeHello.
16:37.27Monet9hello
16:38.04HachimanI wonder what an octopus-dominated world would be like
16:38.47GhelaeThey aren't very social creatures, so there wouldn't be anything resembling our complex technological society.
16:38.52Im_not_a_robotlots of lethers all over the place
16:39.32Im_not_a_robotThey might be very intelligence, but solitary professors
16:39.44Technobliteratoroh, I wanted to answer Imp's question
16:39.53TechnobliteratorBernie Sanders is doing well, and he's the one who I want to win
16:39.56Technobliteratoranyway bbl
16:40.04Im_not_a_robotHighly complex at camouflage body language and building personal houses
16:41.21MonetI'm slightly surpised at how cheap flash drives are now.
16:41.44Im_not_a_robotHachiman:  I found some new Xeelee Sequence art http://www.deviantart.com/art/Prehistory-526839392
16:42.00MonetCame back today with an 8gig one that cost only £4. And there are 16gig ones available for just £8-$10
16:42.00Im_not_a_robotSome of those are close to how I imagined some of the races
16:42.49Im_not_a_robothttp://frogisis.deviantart.com/art/Type-III-Civilization-526840894
16:42.55Im_not_a_robotHe is really good
16:46.49MonetCertainly bizarre
16:48.55Im_not_a_robotSci-fi should be imo
16:52.27HachimanThose Quagmites and Photino Birds look fucking awesome
16:53.36Im_not_a_robotIndeed
16:53.53OluapPlayerTechnobliterator Hachiman: http://i.4cdn.org/vg/1440430665370.jpg
16:54.15Hachimanhur
16:54.35Im_not_a_robotI think the Xeelee are actually a merged combination of species from all these different eras
16:55.16HachimanYeah I remember you mentioning this
16:56.11Im_not_a_robotBasically the spacetimeflaw entities, or Prot-Xeelee started cosmic inflation because they were at war with other monstrous entities from other regions with different laws of physics
16:57.04Im_not_a_robotIt changed their universe into one which was incredibly cold and empty for them (but an incredibly dense and hot ball the size of a grapefruit to us)
16:57.23Im_not_a_robotSo to survive, they had to merge with the quagma entities and s o on
16:58.55HachimanThe idea of separate species merging into one is a cool idea to me, is that not a thing which happens in another book where Terran and extraterrestrial flora are gradually becoming one?
17:02.48Im_not_a_robotYes it happens a couple of times in Baxter;s stories
17:03.32Im_not_a_robotFirstly, in Exultant, one of the characters has a garden where flora from different planets and Earth were growing togeher, a pea plant was using an alien tree for support
17:04.19Im_not_a_robotIn the book Proxima, a different universe, humans colonise a planet with a breathable atmosphere but which has alien life
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17:05.01Im_not_a_robotObviously, humans couldn't just plant potatoes in the ground, they had to use engineered Earth bacteria to colonise the sil, destroy its inhabitants and make it livable
17:05.10Catfacewut
17:06.01Im_not_a_robotBut after the characters time travel to the future, some of the native life forms and those of Earth found symbiotic relationships, because they were infact distant paspermic cousins
17:06.19Im_not_a_robotAnd found ways to cooperate
17:06.38Im_not_a_robotHello
17:06.57CatfaceHi.
17:07.03Im_not_a_robotI love this idea though, because its happened on Earth between branches of life that are almost alien to each other
17:07.03GhelaeHello.
17:07.53Im_not_a_robotThe evolution of eukaryotes and multicellular life
17:08.12CatfaceAm I still allowed here even though I don't do stuff anymore? :p
17:08.30GhelaeYeah, even humans are just giant congregations of symbiosis. Eukaryote cells come from bacteria living inside archaea, and more bacteria joined the party to make algae and plants.
17:08.36Im_not_a_robotOf course you are still allowed here you silly cat!
17:08.43HachimanJo is still allowed here so yes
17:09.04GhelaeI was going to mention The Randomness. We don't just allow him here, we even made him an admin.
17:09.33Im_not_a_robotOse and Morgoth are still here and seldom ever edit anymore.  Because we worship their wisdom
17:10.01HachimanI am fairly sure Ose and Morgoth have long since departed from the wiki and have replaced themselves with AI
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17:11.28GhelaeHello.
17:11.43CatfaceHi.
17:12.12Im_not_a_robotCat:  I'm Wormy
17:12.27dino82_Hello :d
17:12.31dino82_How is allz doing?
17:12.56Im_not_a_robotI wonder how common it is in the SporeWikiverse for technological hybridisation of alien biology.  It would be difficult but not impossible
17:13.10Im_not_a_robotHi
17:13.22Im_not_a_robotdino82_  I might have bad news for you
17:13.35CatfaceWormy is with child.
17:13.46dino82_@Catface: Ahwhat?
17:14.13Im_not_a_robotdino:  Did this user ask permission to use your image?  http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/User:Elder_Warlock
17:14.45dino82_not that I know of, why would you place an image of a planet on your user page?
17:14.52HachimanIf I recall, the Vyro'Ralza were revealed to be a future incarnation of UNO in which its races eventually became one
17:15.20OluapPlayerYes, that's the central plot of the Borealis Ware
17:15.22OluapPlayerWar
17:15.25dino82_if you click the image it redirects you to an uk elder scroll wiki?
17:15.46Im_not_a_robotaye, he should have asked your permission and given you credit
17:16.11OluapPlayerZargoth gave UNO the choice of being ascended into Vyro'Ralza. The current existing ones come from a timeline where they accepted this offer
17:16.13CatfaceI say we shave his legs.
17:17.05Im_not_a_robotMake him eat the hairs
17:17.14OluapPlayerI don't know whether this would count as alien hybridisation though. Zargoth is an Essential God so he could reshape UNO into Ralza via his essence
17:17.28dino82_so anythin on on the wikia?
17:19.16GhelaeMajor events going on on the wiki include the penultimate battle of the NCW, the revivial of The Shattering, and Liquid Ink may actually be doing some editing (which is notable mainly for how rarely such a thing occurs).
17:19.46Im_not_a_robotLiquid Ink keeps saying he will add the next part to the DCP-Vermulan war
17:20.07GhelaeThere was a suggestion of reviving the Civ universe again recently. As usual, that has come to very little.
17:20.26Im_not_a_robotThe DCP and Civilisation are engaged in fighting a chokepoint with the French and DI
17:24.51CatfaceThe ULE is in a constant state of not doing anything.
17:25.11Im_not_a_robotThey would make a good DCP ally in this war!
17:25.32Im_not_a_robotDCP is suffering from a severe lack of friends
17:26.47OluapPlayerLast time the ULE was seen it was conquered by the CyraEmp
17:27.24CatfaceYep. Want a world. ;-;
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17:27.34Im_not_a_robotHi
17:27.40DrodoEmpireHey everyone
17:27.41DrodoEmpireHi
17:27.52GhelaeHello.
17:28.17CatfaceHi
17:28.49CatfaceBut it really sucks since I wanted to make a big come back or whatever.
17:28.56GhelaeThe CyraEmp is performing a vital service on this wiki by conquering inactive fictions. Vartekians, KrawFed, ULE...
17:29.24GhelaeI don't even remember what the status of Kraw is now, actually.
17:29.44Im_not_a_robotDid we ever work out the fate of Falco's fiction?
17:30.03OluapPlayerThe Kraw as in species now belongs to Monet
17:30.06CatfaceI started doing stuff but I became burnt out almost as soon as I started with my first fic.
17:30.09Im_not_a_robotI though their galaxy survived the annihilation but that could be retconned or conquered by the ULE
17:30.14OluapPlayerKraw as in galaxy is scratching its belly doing nothing
17:30.25GhelaeIm_not_a_robot: No. I have some vague memory of him returning to the wiki once and then disappearing again. We never sorted anything else.
17:30.45Im_not_a_robotNot ULE, CyraEmp
17:30.46GhelaeRamvelkys was destroyed in the Annihilation, but I have no idea about any survivors.
17:31.06CatfaceKraw is the deep south of the fictionverse.
17:31.32Im_not_a_robotCatface:  Mind if I ask what you think of Donald Trump?
17:32.21MonetI've tried reviving it in a fiction but I keep lapsing out
17:32.22CatfaceIm_not_a_robot: I'd prefer not to talk about politics but I will say that I don't like him at all.
17:32.39MonetRight now the Kraw Empire is at war with the Iteok again
17:33.15Im_not_a_robotHe would probably be popular in the Kraw galaxy lol
17:33.39DrodoEmpirehttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/CL2NZUFWcAImD_p.jpg
17:33.50Im_not_a_robothttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction%3ADCP-Vermulan_War/Trials_of_Kilnok
17:33.57Im_not_a_robotI'm writing this story set in Kraw
17:35.00Catfaceslaps Im_not_a_robot around a bit with a large fishbot
17:35.08CatfaceI had no idea what that did.
17:35.12CatfaceSorry.
17:35.33Im_not_a_robotYou broke my nose with a metal fish is what happened
17:35.56Im_not_a_robotYou should feel sorry for yourself.  My nick clearly broacasts I'm not made of metal
17:36.09Im_not_a_robotYou should have slapped me with a real fish
17:36.22DrodoEmpireslaps Im_not_a_robot around a bit with a large fishbot
17:36.32DrodoEmpireStop complaining. 3:<
17:36.34GhelaeNot necessarily. Plenty of non-robotic objects are made of metal.
17:39.14MonetKies' policies were preeeety controversial.
17:39.40MonetMostly for everyone who wasn't part of the KrawFed.
17:40.02dino82_new chapter: http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Lost_in_Space#Chapter_10
17:41.14DrodoEmpireI'll take a look
17:41.15CatfaceI remember when the ULE went to war with basically the whole Kraw galaxy.
17:41.52Im_not_a_robothttp://imgur.com/gallery/XcJdtj9 http://imgur.com/gallery/vzTZJeL http://imgur.com/gallery/pzSKYCR  http://imgur.com/gallery/BFWQK2v will forever be ultra casual http://imgur.com/gallery/jxesM1J don't discriminate the umpa lumpas http://imgur.com/gallery/FqHSSiO
17:42.36DrodoEmpireant stronk
17:44.23Im_not_a_robothttp://imgur.com/gallery/XJF4LwR
17:48.25Im_not_a_robothttp://imgur.com/gallery/qoY33
17:48.36dino82_@Catface: and with the Rambo, they still fear the name of Tralor
17:49.32Im_not_a_robothttp://i.imgur.com/w0qcr9P.jpg
17:51.27CyraBotHey dino and Catface!
17:52.12CatfaceCyrabot: Go back to your hole foul beast!
17:53.14CyraBotThat's racist, just because I'm a foul beast doesn't mean I live in a hole
17:53.44Catface:v
17:53.50dino82_hello Cyrannian
17:54.54CyraBotI uploaded the next NCW story if you've seen
17:55.52CyraBotBrb going for a walk
17:56.11Im_not_a_robotI'm going for a walk now too.  By coincidence.
17:56.22CatfaceI'm not going for a walk.
17:56.40dino82_me neither :D
17:58.56CatfaceI believe that walking is what the devil uses to lure young people to his grasp.
17:59.07CatfaceAlong with idle hands. ;)
17:59.42GhelaeWalking is what Christians use to lure people into their grasp. Even when those people are walking home with full bags of shopping.
18:00.39CatfaceBags of shopping?
18:01.29GhelaeI got stopped by a couple of Mormons yesterday, or was it the day before, when I was walking back from doing some shopping. I've never encountered Mormons in this country before (and they weren't from the UK, which does make some sense).
18:01.48GhelaeA few months ago it was Jehovah's Witnesses.
18:01.53DrodoEmpireMormons in the UK?
18:02.22GhelaeOne of them was American and said he'd only been here for three weeks. The other I think had a German accent, but he didn't speak much.
18:02.30DrodoEmpireHuh.
18:02.37GhelaeI only realised they were Mormons when I read the card they dropped into one of my shopping bags.
18:02.39CatfaceI have some family members who are Mormon. They're a bit uptight.
18:03.13CatfaceGhelae: I believe that Mormon's who want to a chuch leader have to do some kind of missionary work.
18:03.20CatfaceI could be wrong, though.
18:03.37CyraBotI saw some Normans going house to house recently, but being the sociable fellow I am I didn't answer the door
18:03.57CyraBotMormans
18:04.41GhelaeThat might be why they did it. Why anyone would choose Nottingham to do missionary work in is a mystery to me, however.
18:04.45HachimanI'd not open my door for filthy Frenchmen either
18:05.06DrodoEmpireIndeed, the last time the Normans paid a visit to England things did not go so well
18:05.18CyraBotMormon dangit
18:05.47GhelaeLike I said, the second Mormon didn't speak very much, so for all I know he might have been a Norman Mormon.
18:06.21HachimanWell if he had a German accent I doubt he was Norman
18:07.04HachimanI gotta say though, Normans are probably my favourite group of Frenchmen due to being the descendants of Vikings and Franks
18:07.22CyraBotMaybe all the Mormons that Ghelae met are named Norman
18:07.54GhelaeAnd who were the Franks again? That's right: Germanic tribes. :P
18:07.58Hachimanhur
18:08.07Hachimaninb4 my favourite Frenchmen are not even French
18:08.58GhelaeCyraBot: I wonder what job the Norman Mormon had before he became a missionary. Perhaps he was a doorman.
18:08.59DrodoEmpireWell technically France is Germanic in origin... <.<
18:09.27DrodoEmpire...A doorman Mormon named Norman?
18:09.45CatfaceNorman becomes a Mormon.
18:10.03dino82_what is going on here??????? http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/File:LostinSpace12.png
18:10.13GhelaeNo, a doorman Norman Mormon. They wore namebadges, and I should have remembered if either of them were actually called Norman.
18:10.41GhelaeA doorman Norman Mormon and a doorman Mormon Norman are completely different things.
18:10.52DrodoEmpireRight, right
18:11.47CyraBotNice picture dino!
18:11.53CatfaceMy car is starting to scare me.
18:13.11GhelaeActually, I think he might have been named Herman.
18:13.17GhelaeSo he was a German Mormon Herman.
18:13.35Hachimandino82_: I do not know but I am now immensely curious
18:13.38CyraBotWith a friend called Gordon?
18:13.57GhelaeI cannot confirm that, but I hope so.
18:14.05dino82_@Cyra/Hachi: :D
18:14.45CatfaceCyraBot: If you ever want to use the ULE for anything you can btw. It's not like I'll be using them any time soon.
18:14.48CyraBotI hear they are quite prevalent in South East Jordan
18:15.16CyraBotCatface: perhaps in the final battle of the NCW?
18:16.40GhelaeSo the other day, I met a Norman German Mormon Herman who had a Mormon Gordon friend from Jordon.
18:16.47GhelaeJordan*
18:16.58GhelaeI'm surprised that's the only typo I made there.
18:26.08*** join/#sporewiki Xho (bcddadba@gateway/web/freenode/ip.188.221.173.186)
18:26.23XhoAVAST YE...uh
18:26.26XhoGoing nowhere with that
18:26.35GhelaeHello.
18:26.38XhoHi
18:27.31OluapPlayerHi
18:28.12Xhoups
18:29.01CatfaceXho: AVAST YE JOHN CENA!
18:29.07XhoAh that works
18:30.14Monethello
18:33.30HachimanCAN'T SEE ME, MY TIME IS NOW, ARRR
18:33.32XhoOluapPlayer: You still unavailable for Fog War smashy times
18:33.40Hachimanbrb dinner
18:33.48OluapPlayerImp is not here
18:37.58XhoI might make a 2810's version of a Kicath Agent
18:38.06XhoSince there's a new model of Kicath
18:38.13XhoBut after I've listened to some music
18:40.18Xho"Guard Reportedly Suspended for Being Part of Australian Prison's Fight Club"
18:40.19XhoAustralians
18:42.24Wormy_CyraBot:  My walk was longer than yours
18:43.44CyraBotI didn't go yet hur
18:45.05Wormy_Ghelaway:  Because Nottingham needs some Mormon Jesus http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Nottingham
18:46.55Wormy_Eww what the hell happened to Uncyclopedia
18:51.50Xho"The people of Nottingham often role-play Grand Theft Auto out on the street. "
18:52.51dromYo, Monet. Wanna make up a name for a fictional chemical compound?
18:55.18Wormy_Xho: lovely place https://c2.staticflickr.com/4/3016/2836064966_f9611eb6aa.jpg
18:55.28XhoYep
18:57.15dromWormy_: Right around that corner there are a handful of shooting ranges - shooting at each other.
19:18.42DrodoEmpiretest
19:30.11GhelHello.
19:34.40GhelWormy_: I can't speak for the rest of the article, but "Shottingham" is definitely a name I have heard.
19:38.26CatfaceShottingham can't be worse than East St. Louis.
19:39.24dromFerguson and Baltimore
19:39.29dromYou are welcome
19:41.20GhelWell, in the three years I've been at Nottingham, I've only been shot fifteen-and-a-half times, and only six of those were in the head.
19:42.03HachimanConsidering it is Shottingham, I'd not be surprised if most of those were at the same time
19:43.52*** join/#sporewiki OfficerJackal (~OfficerJa@2601:6c0:4200:4835:c006:1edf:6dd0:7046)
19:44.56XhoSo I'm making a new Kicath Agent model
19:45.02XhoWhat should the colour scheme be do you think
19:45.40GhelHot pink.
19:45.49XhoNu - FABULOUS
19:45.55XhoCurrently the scheme is black/yellow
19:46.13XhoAs a general rule black will always be in Kicathian agent armour
19:48.02GhelSo what you're asking is, what colour should go with black.
19:48.06XhoYeah
19:48.13XhoI've settled for a colour now
19:49.22CatfaceBlack and BLACKER
19:50.35GhelI've just been looking at the Agents' pages to compare the colour schemes they're currently depicted with.
19:50.51GhelNu's is, actually, quite close to pink.
19:51.01XhoThat's the standard Agent red
19:51.04dino82_bye all
19:51.05dino82_have to elave
19:51.06dino82_see ya
19:51.13XhoOr Kicathian red
19:52.35GhelYeah; it looks similar to the more obviously red colour on Eta's armour.
19:54.14HachimanYellow-coloured Agents reminds me of Yellowjacket from Ant-Man
19:54.28CatfaceI've always liked grey and white as a color scheme. Iunno, maybe I'm weird or boring.
19:55.31GhelTau looks to be quite a shiny grey-and-silver.
20:01.55TechnobliteratorWell, apparently, MGS5 has the best gameplay in the series, but its story is sparse
20:02.03TechnobliteratorI'd rather it have a sparse story than MGS2, I guess
20:02.18OluapPlayerThe game focuses on gameplay this time around
20:02.21OluapPlayerI don't see it as a problem
20:02.41OluapPlayerAlso funny you mention that because I JUST replayed the main GZ mission and got an S-rank
20:02.43Xhohttp://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/6/69/KicathAgentV2015.png/revision/latest?cb=20150824200214 Well there we go
20:02.47Technobliterator:o
20:02.49Technobliteratorniiiice
20:03.07OluapPlayerI went non-lethal for the first time ever
20:03.07TechnobliteratorI loved Peace Walker, and it's meant to be Peace Walker but miles better, so that's good
20:03.08Monet1331 Oluap
20:03.15OluapPlayerBar 3 guys who died of me throwing them off cliffs by accident
20:03.44Technobliteratorplaying MGS without killing anyone is surprisingly satisfying
20:03.57TechnobliteratorI did a non-lethal Big Boss playthrough of MGS3
20:04.05OluapPlayerI went for Paz before Chico this time around, get the hardest bit done first
20:04.28dromXho: that's neat
20:04.31Technobliteratoroh, I always went for Chico first when I did GZ
20:04.39HachimanI still think MGSV needs to put focus on the story
20:04.53HachimanThe gameplay is all well and good but if the story is shit then no point playing
20:05.01TechnobliteratorNothing says the story sucks
20:05.05OluapPlayerIt doesn't ignore the story
20:05.07OluapPlayerDon't overreact
20:05.09TechnobliteratorIt just says there's very little story
20:05.23HachimanWhich is dumb because it's MGS, it needs lots of story
20:05.30TechnobliteratorAnd by "very little", it means "very little in the context of MGS"
20:05.36TechnobliteratorMetal Gear Rising had very little story
20:05.45HachimanEh true
20:05.46TechnobliteratorPeace Walker had very little
20:06.05OluapPlayerPeace Walker was a small game in comparison and still had nearly 4 hours of cutscenes
20:06.23Technobliterator4 hours of cutscenes is about a tenth of what MGS4 had
20:06.29OluapPlayerMGSV has a 40+ hour long campaign with over a hundred cassette tapes for you to listen
20:07.28HachimanI suppose having exposition be optional in the form of cassette tapes means that exposition will not ruin scenes
20:07.43OluapPlayerIf you ask me I think people are simply too used to MGS4's movie-length cutscenes
20:07.46TechnobliteratorThat is how it has always been done with codec
20:08.09HachimanAlthough I am very concerned in regards to claims of pacing issues and the story being sparse though
20:08.22TechnobliteratorI'm not
20:08.31OluapPlayerYou focus too much on the negatives
20:08.33TechnobliteratorI'd take a sparse story over MGS2's story
20:08.42OluapPlayerIt's gonna be an awesome game and a contender for GOTY
20:08.58TechnobliteratorI don't think there's any doubt it'll be GOTY at this point :p
20:09.00HachimanThis is the final instalment of the main MGS franchise, it should have more story than MGR:R has considering the latter is a spinoff
20:09.01Technobliteratorthe critics adore it
20:09.29OluapPlayerWe can't say anything for certain until Fallot 4 comes out
20:09.32TechnobliteratorWhat's it really competing against? Black Ops III? Pffft
20:09.32Xhohttp://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/1/1d/KicathAgentVProfile.png/revision/latest?cb=20150824200909 Here's a more detailed look
20:09.32OluapPlayerFallout
20:09.34Technobliteratoroh, Fallout
20:09.35TechnobliteratorRight
20:09.47TechnobliteratorOkay, it'll be Fallout 4 vs MGS5
20:09.56OluapPlayerMGSV, Fallout 4, The Witcher 3, possibly Bloodborne
20:10.22TechnobliteratorArkham Knight will be nominated
20:10.29TechnobliteratorI don't think it has that much chance, though
20:10.49HachimanOoh the new Agent model looks pretty sleek
20:11.10TechnobliteratorI'm getting this game day 1
20:11.10OluapPlayerAlso there are two missions here which I still couldn't unlock
20:11.16TechnobliteratorOh?
20:11.22OluapPlayerI completed all the others but these two are still locked
20:11.28OluapPlayerDeja Vu and Jamais Vu
20:12.27Technobliteratoroh, I don't remember how to unlock those
20:12.40OluapPlayerAlso, on that mission where you have to save Kojima from the base
20:12.50OluapPlayerFirst time i played it, I didn't notice the ally icon on his head and shot him down
20:13.09OluapPlayeroopsie daisy
20:13.35Catfaceburns Technobliterator alive with a burny-fiery- thingy.
20:13.56OluapPlayerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlRErLFIOhQ
20:14.13Technobliteratorgets out a fire extinguisher
20:14.26Technobliteratorlol
20:14.42TechnobliteratorI didn't even notice he was there
20:14.48Technobliteratorso I let a tank run over him or something
20:15.49Technobliteratorlmao
20:15.52Technobliteratorphantom hype
20:16.17OluapPlayerThe game is too damn expensive for me so I'll be pirating it
20:16.36OluapPlayerIt costs about as much as 2 months worth of gasoline for my car
20:16.38OluapPlayerNot a good deal
20:16.44Technobliterator0.0
20:16.46CatfaceTechnobliterator: have you listened to Madvillainy yet?
20:16.55CatfaceAnd damn son
20:17.03TechnobliteratorI'll buy it day one probably
20:17.09TechnobliteratorCatface, I don't recall?
20:17.22OluapPlayerBuy it for me :v
20:18.02CatfaceIt's that rap album I showed you the other day.
20:18.08TechnobliteratorI don't have %Bthat%B much :c
20:18.15Technobliteratorwait, my bold controls changed
20:18.19Technobliteratorthat much
20:18.20Technobliteratorthere we go
20:18.24Technobliterator!!!
20:18.26TechnobliteratorOh, I remember that
20:24.26dromTechnobliterator: Doesn't work on my Hexchat :)
20:24.59TechnobliteratorYour first problem is using Hexchat
20:26.42dromOh yeah
20:30.44Wormy_drom, Ghel:  In Viking times, Nottingham was called Snottingham
20:31.44dromolol
20:32.31OluapPlayerTechnobliterator Hachiman: http://i.4cdn.org/vg/1440444077687.gif
20:32.47Hachimanolol
20:32.54HachimanI always found that cutscene amusing hur
20:33.05OluapPlayerThat cutscene is so goofy
20:33.19OluapPlayerIt's an epic battle between two giant mechas which then turns into something out of Benny Hill
20:33.30Technobliteratorlmao
20:33.35TechnobliteratorThe cutscene is awesome
20:34.45OluapPlayerTechnobliterator: Last weekend I watched the whole series on YouTube from 2 to Peace Walker
20:34.51Technobliterator:o
20:34.53OluapPlayerNow I have an understanding of what's going on
20:35.09TechnobliteratorThat must've taken a long while
20:35.22OluapPlayerMGS4 had nearly 8 hours of cutscenes
20:35.30OluapPlayerIt took most of my saturday
20:35.50TechnobliteratorOh, important thing
20:35.56Technobliteratordid you watch the codec conversations as well?
20:36.23XhoI'm not quite sure how one can game for that long
20:36.27XhoWell I know it's possible
20:36.36OluapPlayerOnly the ones that are linked to the story
20:36.40TechnobliteratorAh, right
20:36.42XhoI can't keep attention on a game for more than an hour usually
20:36.44OluapPlayerMisc codecs weren't included in the videos
20:36.45Technobliteratorso you didn't miss any details then
20:37.03TechnobliteratorWell, you see now why MGS2's story is balls
20:37.05OluapPlayerThe videos had the plot-driven codecs, the cutscenes and glimpses of the boss battles
20:37.29OluapPlayerVolgin was a scary mofo
20:37.31XhoWhich one is the best MGS game anyway
20:37.35Technobliterator3.
20:37.37Wormy_So I've learned that Coca Cola still has extracts of the coca leaf in.
20:37.48OluapPlayerPersonal opinion
20:37.53TechnobliteratorMetal Gear Solid 3 is the best game of all time omg u gais
20:37.56OluapPlayerFrom the YouTube videos I liked 4 the most
20:38.06TechnobliteratorMGS4 is a good contender
20:38.11XhoI should get into that series really
20:38.13OluapPlayerExcept the Beauty and the Beast Unit
20:38.18OluapPlayerI found them incredibly irrelevant
20:38.21TechnobliteratorThey were...a little over the top.
20:38.28OluapPlayerThey were extremely bland
20:38.33TechnobliteratorAnd yes, Volgin is an awesome villain
20:38.38OluapPlayer"[emotion] FOR ME SNAKE BWAAAA"
20:38.46XhoPTSD women put in supersoldier suits
20:38.49TechnobliteratorThe COBRA unit are very good
20:38.53OluapPlayerI didn't like most of the Cobra Unit for the same reason
20:38.53XhoSee in real life that would be fucking terrifying
20:39.09OluapPlayerBut I did like the End and the Sorrow
20:39.28HachimanI also liked the Fury
20:39.33HachimanPurely because he is awesome hur
20:39.48XhoI was gonna say Bryan Fury
20:39.48HachimanBut no, the Pain and the Fear were dumb
20:39.48OluapPlayerI was always a bit amused by how they explode on death
20:39.56XhoBut Bryan Fury is like the worst Tekken character
20:40.05Hachimanfuk off hes best husbando
20:40.06TechnobliteratorThe difference between the Cobra Unit and the B&B Corps is that the former has much more plot relevance and have a better story behind them all
20:40.06TechnobliteratorThe B&B Corps have some tragic stories, but overall serve no relevance to the plot, and the only notable one was basically a Psycho Mantis clone
20:40.11Hachimanhe gon defeat da ayy lmaos
20:40.23TechnobliteratorOluapPlayer, they do that for a specific reason
20:40.29OluapPlayerYeah and even then, Mantis' role in the game is pretty irrelevant
20:40.32TechnobliteratorDid you see how The Sorrow's fight works?
20:40.32XhoBryan is terrible
20:40.33OluapPlayerHe's just there for fanservice
20:40.35Xhoterribru
20:40.51XhoThey could've come up with a better archenemy for Yoshimitsu
20:40.54OluapPlayerYes, enemies you killed in the game appear on his river depending of how you killed them
20:40.58XhoWho is the best Tekken character
20:40.59TechnobliteratorYep
20:41.16TechnobliteratorBasically, it's done so that the Sorrow's fight isn't completely empty if you do a non-lethal playthrough
20:41.26Technobliteratorand you still see the other Cobras
20:41.27HachimanOh wow
20:41.30Technobliteratoralso I never played Tekken
20:41.34Xhou suk den
20:41.39XhoTekken's a bit niche
20:41.41OluapPlayerI've read about someone who killed all the guards in the game via shots to the dick solely to have the Sorrow's river would be filled with 'incapacitated' men
20:41.47XhoIf you like randomly beating up characters then it's for you
20:41.56OluapPlayer-would
20:42.00Technobliteratorlmao
20:42.15OluapPlayerAlso Ocelot meows in 3
20:42.16TechnobliteratorWell, other than Soul Calibur, I've never played any fighting games
20:42.18OluapPlayerI'll never live that down
20:42.23TechnobliteratorOcelot in 3...
20:42.33XhoSoul Calibur and Tekken are very similar
20:42.37Technobliteratorhas his moments, I guess? But isn't the best appearance of Ocelot
20:42.49OluapPlayerHe's definitely entertaining
20:42.52XhoSoul Calibur - SC III are better thought out than Tekken though
20:42.53TechnobliteratorYup
20:42.57HachimanWell Ocelot is a young man in MGS3 so
20:43.04XhoTekken overall is better than SCIV - SCV
20:43.05TechnobliteratorAlso fun to kill for TIME PARADOX
20:43.13OluapPlayerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y897tozJeg8 you can't not love this
20:43.15XhoThe best Tekken is probably...hm
20:43.26dromUh Tekken...
20:43.39TechnobliteratorThe Boss fight ;__;
20:43.47OluapPlayerI didn't like the Boss
20:43.48HachimanOluap hates the Boss
20:43.52TechnobliteratorMGS3 is the first game that ever made me gasp when I saw what happened to EVA
20:43.53Technobliterator!!!!
20:43.59XhoTekken 5 is probably the best Tekken
20:44.01dromI remember my floormates threw a LAN-party with Tekken 3
20:44.15Technobliteratorbut the boss is the best
20:44.16OluapPlayerShe's waaaay too much of a cock to Snake through the game
20:44.23OluapPlayerwhen she's supposed to be good all along
20:44.32dromin the floor's lounge
20:44.56XhoTekken 6 is much like a repeat of Tekken 5 but characters have a slightly altered move list
20:45.19TechnobliteratorIf she had come clean to Snake, he wouldn't have been able to overcome her
20:45.26Technobliteratorgiven that she was meant to die at the end
20:45.39Technobliteratorif he didn't become better then her death would be for nothing
20:45.44OluapPlayerI didn't like her lack of empathy for Snake when they were meant to be as close as family
20:45.55OluapPlayerIf anything in some cutscenes it looked like she enjoyed hurting him
20:45.57TechnobliteratorShe did feel empathy for Snake, though, but she couldn't show it
20:46.25XhoHachiman: Apparently Tekken X Street Fighter is quite far into development now
20:46.33dromHmm, it actually was Tekken 5 they were playing on one of them's PS2
20:46.42dromPS2 > PS3
20:46.45TechnobliteratorShe had to fight her favourite pupil and put him through the most stressful phase in his life, and then be killed by him to put her at peace
20:47.07HachimanXho: Hopefully it is better than Street Fighter X Tekken was
20:47.10XhoYeah
20:47.17XhoStreet Fighter is alright but not my cup of tea
20:47.55dromI can't be the only one who thinks PS2 is the best in terms of games?
20:47.59OluapPlayerAnyway, Volgin is awesome and we're getting him back in 5 as shown by the trailers
20:48.02OluapPlayerExcept he's made of fire now
20:48.28TechnobliteratorI guess if you didn't like The Boss, you wouldn't like MGS3 as much
20:48.37HachimanI do hope we get some explanation behind his powers in MGS3
20:48.43OluapPlayerHE A SUPA MAN
20:48.48HachimanIt bothers me how he owes no explanation to them hur
20:48.55OluapPlayerI enjoyed the experience, I just didn't like her character
20:48.56TechnobliteratorNor do any of the Cobras
20:49.11HachimanWell, the End is just a badass normal I suppose
20:49.13OluapPlayerNaked Snack was great, EVA was great, Volgin was great
20:49.19TechnobliteratorKojima couldn't use nanomachines in this
20:49.34OluapPlayerSupernatural powers folks
20:49.37OluapPlayerJust accept they exist hur
20:49.38TechnobliteratorNaked Snake is the best protagonist in all of videogaming
20:49.57dromTechnobliterator: Sounds almost like what you encounter in the main storyline of Borderlands 2
20:49.59TechnobliteratorJust...a lot more well written than Solid Snake
20:50.12XhoAs a guy who doesn't know much about MGS it sounds like there's multiple incarnations of Snake
20:50.16HachimanI liked Solid hur
20:50.19TechnobliteratorThere are two
20:50.24OluapPlayerThere are multiple individuals who have the codename Snake
20:50.26Technobliteratorthat are protagonists
20:50.32TechnobliteratorBut there are 4 different ones
20:50.33XhoAh now it makes more sense
20:50.35OluapPlayerThere are 4 Snakes in total
20:50.38OluapPlayerfukin ninjas
20:50.42Wormy_Catface:  http://imgur.com/gallery/MOaEfDg
20:51.00TechnobliteratorSolid Snake is good, but he doesn't feel nearly as human as Naked Snake does
20:51.00XhoFor some reason I thought it was the same character but the name referred to what costumes they'd wear
20:51.03OluapPlayerNaked Snake, who was cloned and led to the creation of Solid Snake, Liquid Snake and Solidus Snake
20:51.21XhoOh so it is sorta the same character then
20:51.25OluapPlayerSolid Snake is the main protagonist of the series as a whole
20:51.36TechnobliteratorSolid Snake does not feel realistic to me, so I couldn't sympathise with him as much as I could with Big Boss
20:51.42OluapPlayerLiquid Snake is the main villain of 1, Solidus is the main villain of 2
20:51.43dromWormy_: At least that's the fastest way of oral sex
20:51.45TechnobliteratorRaiden, though...ugh
20:51.48Technobliteratoruggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggh
20:51.48dromsafest*
20:51.55OluapPlayerI really didn't find Raiden bad in 2
20:51.58Wormy_lawl
20:52.04TechnobliteratorYou saw Raiden coming
20:52.07OluapPlayerHis moments of distress felt justified to me
20:52.08TechnobliteratorYou were prepared
20:52.34TechnobliteratorThis is a privilege that I did not have, unfortunately
20:52.41Technobliterator;___;
20:52.46HachimanWell consider Solid Snake was raised for the purpose of being a soldier, I imagine it would be difficult for him to associate with other humans on a social basis
20:52.48OluapPlayerPlus anything bad he did was forgiven in 4 and Rising
20:53.10TechnobliteratorHachiman, that's precisely why I don't think he's as good of a character as Naked Snake
20:53.12OluapPlayerThat scene where he fights Ocelot's mercs without both of his arms was badass as hell
20:53.19TechnobliteratorOkay, I agree with the forgiven by 4 and Rising, yes
20:53.32Technobliteratorhis MGS4 cutscenes were just amazing
20:53.38dromWormy_: http://i.imgur.com/vzTZJeL.webm
20:54.09HachimanI also imagine Oluap liked Vamp more than anyone liked Sollow hur
20:54.18TechnobliteratorBut I won't forgive "I can't diffuse the bomb ;___;", "I want to talk to my girlfriend instead of focus on what's important ;___;", or "I'm a child soldier yet I'm still a whiny bitch somehow ;______;"
20:54.19OluapPlayerI did
20:54.21XhoWait do all these Snakes exist simultaneously
20:54.22Wormy_not that again it made me cry
20:54.28OluapPlayerYes
20:54.36Xhourgh CONFUSING JAPANESE PLOTS
20:54.44OluapPlayerYou play as Solid and your main rival is Liquid
20:55.32OluapPlayerAnd before then, Solid's main enemy was Naked, who had been renamed Big Boss
20:56.01HachimanAnd Solidus was masquerading as the President at the time
20:56.17OluapPlayerSolidus is a dick too and needs to go but another protag called Raiden takes care of that
20:56.26TechnobliteratorOh, and the game initially calls Raiden "Snake" just to piss you off and say "hah, you don't get to play as the guy we made you look forward to playing! Here, have a shitty character and whiny text with his girlfriend"
20:56.29Wormy_http://imgur.com/gallery/aNMy5zi
20:56.33XhoI know of Raiden
20:56.36XhoHe has crazy leg skills
20:56.44TechnobliteratorCyborg Ninja Raiden, yes
20:56.45dromWormy_ Catface: "Don't leave your boat unattended in Antarctica: http://i.imgur.com/2Elmrne.webm"
20:56.47OluapPlayerRaiden has crazy everything kills
20:56.50OluapPlayerskills
20:57.03OluapPlayerCyborg Ninja Raiden is the second most powerful character in the series
20:57.03TechnobliteratorMGS2 Raiden, not so much
20:57.06OluapPlayerLoses only to Senator Armstrong
20:57.20Technobliteratorhm, I'd argue that Liquid Ocelot at his peak was the most powerful
20:57.22Wormy_drom:  Imgur says it got removed
20:57.28HachimanI was about to say about Liquid Ocelot
20:57.29OluapPlayerI mean in physical terms
20:57.34Technobliteratorwith how much he had under his con-ah
20:57.37Technobliteratorthen yeah
20:57.51TechnobliteratorStill
20:57.55Technobliterator"The System...IS MINE!"
20:57.55OluapPlayerRaiden can throw Metal Gears about, Armstrong can explode them in one punch
20:57.57dromWormy_ Catface: Ops remove the three last characters from the link
20:58.08Technobliterator"Your guns and your weapons, are no longer your own!"
20:58.14dromOr the citation mark
20:58.17Technobliterator"Behold...Guns of the Patriots."
20:58.30Hachiman"MEOW!"
20:58.35OluapPlayerkek
20:58.40Technobliterator:    |
20:58.46dromWormy_ Catface: For yo lazy mofos http://i.imgur.com/2Elmrne.webm
20:58.58HachimanWet Bobcat
20:59.06OluapPlayerPistol Puma
20:59.18Wormy_drom:  Sealion was trying to rescue man stuck on the beach
20:59.19TechnobliteratorAlso, you have to admit
20:59.31XhoHideo Kojima is 52 years old and he doesn't look much older than 32
20:59.34TechnobliteratorThe fight between Solid Snake and Liquid Ocelot at the end of MGS4 is the best thing ever
20:59.35XhoASIANS I TELL YA
20:59.45OluapPlayerIt was my favorite moment in the series
20:59.48TechnobliteratorYup
20:59.55TechnobliteratorIt was so good
20:59.56HachimanIt is like you forgot about Raiden vs Armstrong
21:00.11TechnobliteratorNo, Solid Snake vs Liquid Ocelot is better than Raiden vs Armstrong
21:00.13OluapPlayerI meant Solid series hur
21:00.30TechnobliteratorThe latter doesn't have the emotion to it that the former has
21:00.33OluapPlayerI prefer Raiden vs Armstrong for the holy shit quotient but the game is still a spinoff
21:00.42Hachiman"snayk" "likwid"
21:00.43XhoHuh there aren't many MG releases on Steam
21:00.48TechnobliteratorNope!
21:00.49OluapPlayerSNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
21:00.56TechnobliteratorMostly console series
21:01.01OluapPlayerThere is Metal Gear Rising
21:01.05Technobliteratorso you'll have to get an emulator
21:01.08Technobliteratorbut you would like Rising
21:01.12OluapPlayerAnd Metal Gear Solid 5, which is coming out in one week
21:01.13XhoI have a PS2 emulator
21:01.24Technobliteratorthen you can play all of them bar MGS4
21:01.26Technobliteratorwhich is PS3 only
21:01.32OluapPlayerONE WEEK UNTIL WE ARE NUCLEAR
21:01.50XhoI was on a SCIII binge on that emulator
21:01.55TechnobliteratorAnyway, MGS4 is a great game, but I think it's let down by a couple of its faults
21:01.57dromHachiman: http://i.imgur.com/xJwES5v.jpg
21:02.15OluapPlayerIf you plan to play MGS1 then you should play the Game Cube version
21:02.20Hachimanolol
21:02.22OluapPlayerThat's how Kojima wanted the game to be
21:02.27HachimanTwin Snakes
21:02.32OluapPlayerPlus it has better graphics
21:02.34TechnobliteratorI don't know if MGS5 will replace MGS3 as my favourite game, though
21:02.50dromHachiman Monet Xho: http://i.imgur.com/G0XbPPi.jpg
21:02.55XhoI might play through them on my week off work
21:03.14Xhodrom: It's like me in book form
21:03.16OluapPlayerIn there you'll face Psycho Mantis who's da best after Ocelot
21:03.26Hachimannon
21:03.30TechnobliteratorMGS1 I still acknowledge as the second best game in the series and one of the best games of all time, but...
21:03.33OluapPlayerDA BEST
21:03.34TechnobliteratorI can't play it anymore
21:03.40Technobliteratortoo...outdated now
21:03.50Hachiman>second best game in the series
21:03.56HachimanDid you forget about MGS4
21:04.00OluapPlayerI WILL READ TOUR INTERNET HISTORY THROUGH THE POWER OF MY WILL ALONE
21:04.00TechnobliteratorNope, I did not
21:04.05OluapPlayerIT'S ALL BOOBS OH GOD
21:04.10dromDrodoEmpire Monet: http://i.imgur.com/yqYlQJQ.jpg
21:04.43HachimanI bet you think Portable Ops is better than MGS4 given your prejudice against it
21:04.46TechnobliteratorMGS3 > MGS1 > MGS4 > MGR > MGS:PW > MGS:PO >>>>>>>>> MG2 > MG1 >>>>>>>>>>> random minigames >>>>>>>>>>>>> Snake's Revenge >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> MGS2
21:05.01OluapPlayerI also liked Hot Coldman, mostly for his voice
21:05.03TechnobliteratorI have no prejudice against MGS4
21:05.05OluapPlayerHe has a really good villain voice
21:05.16TechnobliteratorI just don't think it's as good as 3 or 1
21:05.18dromDrodoEmpire Monet Ghel Wormy_ Catface: http://i.imgur.com/0BP5twL.jpg
21:05.29DrodoEmpiresighs
21:05.50TechnobliteratorIts gameplay is the best in the series, but is shorter than the others, its London act is garbage, and the story is still messy
21:06.09TechnobliteratorIf it weren't for its memorable moments, MGR would be the better game
21:06.20OluapPlayerSuddenly Big Solidusliquidus Boss
21:06.23Gheldrom: Homoless people, obviously.
21:06.36Wormy_drom:  I don't wanna live on this planet anymore
21:07.02HachimanYou make it sound like you dislike MGR
21:07.30TechnobliteratorMGS2 is the low point, though. The game is basically MGS1 told again, some asspull plot device so SUDDENLY IT MAKES SENSE SOMEHOW HOLY SHIT, then random wooooo Illuminati! crap thrown on at the end that had absolutely nothing to do with the story
21:07.35Technobliteratorand Raiden
21:07.47OluapPlayerYou can't really compare MGR with the others. It's a hack and slash game, not a stealth game
21:08.06TechnobliteratorI don't see how anything I said can be interpreted as disliking MGE
21:08.08TechnobliteratorMGR*
21:08.12OluapPlayerPlus it's by far the shortest game in the series
21:08.20TechnobliteratorNo, MGS4 is shorter
21:08.31HachimanThe fact that you pointed out a lot of the flaws of MGS4 and then proceeded to put MGR beneath it
21:08.36dromHachiman: http://i.imgur.com/Ih7DZhQ.jpg
21:08.39XhoA stealth game you say
21:08.41OluapPlayerMGS4 had a gorillon hours of cutscenes though
21:08.44XhoMy strategies are now useless
21:08.52TechnobliteratorThis does not mean I think MGR is full of faults
21:09.46TechnobliteratorMetal Gear Rising had ridiculously amazing gameplay and a final boss that was just stupidly good, but it didn't have as much of an impression on me as the three I listed higher
21:10.04OluapPlayerArmstrong is still the best final boss I ever fought
21:10.17OluapPlayerNever have I looked into a game and said "holy shit this is awesome"
21:10.31OluapPlayerbefore Rising
21:10.34TechnobliteratorMGS:PW was an addictive game, but it also did not have as strong of an impression, and its boss fights were awful
21:10.44dromDrodoEmpire Catface Wormy_ Ghel: http://i.imgur.com/LbRHYtL.jpg
21:10.55DrodoEmpirehur
21:11.06OluapPlayerI hear Peace Walker had a dumb amount of grinding in it
21:11.21OluapPlayerPut I'd say, not counting Rising as usual, PW has the best soundtrack
21:11.21TechnobliteratorPeace Walker was basically Pokemon meets MGS
21:11.24OluapPlayerAt least in my opinion
21:11.32Technobliteratoroh, yes, its soundtrack is ridiculously good
21:11.57TechnobliteratorPlaying Peace Walker, as it's a portable game, is basically like playing an RPG, or an SRPG
21:12.09OluapPlayerThe boss theme against Peace Walker itself really gives a 'the world depends on you to stop this thing' vibe
21:12.13Technobliteratoronly instead of turn-based/strategy-based combat, you have MGS combat
21:12.17dromDrodoEmpire Hachiman Catface Wormy_: http://i.imgur.com/3PscEwM.jpg
21:12.17TechnobliteratorOh yes
21:12.19TechnobliteratorThat was very good
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21:12.30DrodoEmpirelol
21:12.37TechnobliteratorI had MGS:PW's soundtrack in mind when making the Kralgon Invasion Force
21:12.49Wormy_lol
21:12.53TechnobliteratorIn fact, I totally robbed the AI Weapons from that game
21:12.53OluapPlayerAlso what is Portable Ops? I take it's non-canon
21:13.09TechnobliteratorIt's basically Peace Walker without the good bits
21:13.23Technobliteratorso no Mother Base, and it's more of a bitch to kidnap soldiers, and the story is mostly irrelevant
21:13.49Technobliteratorthen they throw in some Gene guy who makes even less sense than most MGS bosses do and just say "here fight him"
21:14.01HachimanExcept it is because of Gene that Snake has the resources to found MSF
21:14.10OluapPlayerI listened to Gene's theme
21:14.13OluapPlayerIt's also good hur
21:14.29TechnobliteratorYeah, that's...really not that important to the story honestly
21:14.36TechnobliteratorYou can easily skip Portable Ops and miss nothing
21:14.44HachimanAs far as I know, Gene is a guy who has Crispy-levels of power of suggestion
21:14.44dromXho: http://i.imgur.com/DBWELgS.jpg
21:15.06XhoI can confirm
21:15.16OluapPlayerI was gonna ask "was he ghey" but MG is like the most homoerotic series ever
21:15.24Hachimanhur
21:15.26XhoCan someone give me a quote for the Agents
21:15.32Hachiman"fuk em"
21:15.38XhoIt's currently got some highly outdated Kicathian phrase
21:15.43OluapPlayerAngry old gay men simulator
21:16.02XhoI thought that was a quote for a second
21:16.06OluapPlayerolol
21:16.36XhoMy head could not quite grasp that
21:17.07OluapPlayerMGS4 revolves around you, an angry old man, chasing around another angry old men, and he kisses you more than once during your final battle
21:17.13OluapPlayer*man
21:17.25TekDroido.o
21:17.25Xhodafuq
21:17.33dromHachiman: http://i.imgur.com/ICHqz5I.jpg
21:17.35OluapPlayerPlus the Snake family is well known for their oddly well modeled butts
21:17.56dromWormy_: http://i.imgur.com/xl6TI50.jpg
21:18.38Wormy_ooh
21:18.47OluapPlayerThis talk totally made me lose all my attention to my college homework
21:18.49OluapPlayerfuk u all
21:18.54Xhonp dum dum
21:19.06XhoWhat kinda homework is it
21:20.03Hachiman"The Agency of the Kicathian Remnant proves itself invaluable to the deterrent of daemonic and extradimensional forces in both the Andromeda and Borealis galaxies time and time again, yet their Agents as "heroes" is an overstatement. The Agency is a prominent reminder of the efficiency of setting monsters against monsters."
21:20.05MonetXho: "To enchance with organic ocmpounds, titanium frames and advanced bionics the most bloodthirsty and short-tempered warriors in Drakonmi Terevus into something stronger, tougher, faster and smarter. It must have beeo one severely twisted mind who saw that ending well." - Visiting ITN Engineer Corps member.
21:20.06dromHachiman Xho Catface: http://i.imgur.com/YKST3yM.jpg
21:20.09XhoFUFFUCJKFUKC
21:20.12Xhorite
21:20.31XhoI'll just clump the two quotes together
21:20.36Hachiman*to regard their Agents as "heroes"
21:20.39OluapPlayerImportant homework
21:22.29Catfacedrom: That's actually an alien implant.
21:22.54dromholy shit you are alive
21:22.59XhoSo by that I take it most of the Gigaquadrant see the Agents are psychotic death machines
21:23.04Xhoas*
21:23.12HachimanIs that not what they are
21:23.14CatfaceI am always alive. Right inside your heart.
21:23.25XhoWell
21:23.28XhoHalf right
21:23.55XhoThen again to do what they do, not being psychotic is probably a weakness
21:25.23OluapPlayerBeing mentally damaged is not usually a good thing in any case ever
21:25.37XhoI was gonna say being an artist is pretty good
21:25.44XhoBut they're not really artistic
21:25.49MonetBa-zing.
21:26.21MonetXho: Speaking of artists, what timeliens in Wolfenstein have you played?
21:26.27Monettimelines*
21:26.34XhoI'm slowly going through Fergus'
21:26.39XhoI haven't played it in a while
21:26.53XhoI'm currently at the prison in Berlin
21:27.08MonetI won't spoil whose in Wyatt's timeline then.
21:28.15CatfaceWe're all trapped in prisons of flesh and bone.
21:28.19MonetIt feels like a punch though what the Nazis did to London.
21:28.51XhoI'm not that far through yet
21:28.54XhoNO SPOIL NO SPOIL
21:29.11XhoI'm closer to the start than the end
21:29.36MonetI didn't realise I'm sorry
21:29.58dromMonet Ghel: Enjoy the update. http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Creature:Nomatarian#Biochemistry
21:30.16MonetI started a new game recently and managed to get out of Poland in a single evening.
21:30.34XhoThose robots
21:30.37XhoNever again
21:30.48dromIt may have flaws, but I'm tried af
21:30.48XhoI was running around the base frantically trying not to get blown up
21:31.03MonetDid you use the MGs?
21:31.11Monetctualyl what difficulty are you on?
21:31.14XhoNormal
21:31.15Monetactually*
21:31.32MonetRite
21:31.40XhoI didn't opt for anything harder since games with Nazis tend to be exceptionally hard
21:31.57XhoWolfenstein has a funny way of punishing you for doing things stupidly
21:32.10MonetIsn't "game with Nazis" like every WW2 FPS ever?
21:32.16XhoPretty much
21:32.31Gheldrom: The use of methanamide as a solvent and the activity of benzene on brain cells are going to be fairly unrelated. Not everything in biochemistry can be reduced to the basic molecules of respiration. And rather than "oxygen-hydrocarbon based", I'd use "carbohydrate". :P
21:32.55XhoIt isn't particularly hard on Normal though
21:32.58XhoQuite easy actually
21:33.08XhoBut there's just enough room for messing up to a fatal flaw
21:33.14dromGhel: Heh, fair enough.
21:33.27MonetSo have you beaten the robots?
21:33.36dromI'll fix these tomorrow. I feel too tired like I'm on a hangover
21:33.37XhoYeah
21:33.41XhoI was infiltrating the prison
21:33.52XhoI left it as I was on the roof
21:34.15MonetMy favourite part was there's a ringing phone in one room
21:35.19Monet<PROTECTED>
21:35.33XhoHeh
21:38.14MonetFrau Engel is fun.
21:38.19XhoFun
21:38.22XhoGood way to put it
21:38.26dromGhel: While we are on it, what would you suggest in place of the benzene?
21:38.45MonetFrau Engel and her holiday snaps
21:38.50dromNo need to do the deep research, just gimme a guess. So I can look it up tomorrow
21:38.57MonetAnd her boy-toy Bubi
21:39.08GhelBenzene is fine. Is there a reason why you want something else?
21:39.39MonetI don't normally use Japanese but Bubi was pretty bishie to me.
21:39.56XhoTypical young Aryan
21:40.17MonetMust have been the soft skin and bleach-blonde shoulder-length hair.
21:40.30dromOh. I must have misunderstood you then, Ghel. It's probably the hangover-like exhaustion speaking.
21:40.30Monetor is it beach-blonde?
21:40.36dromSee ya
21:40.45MonetBubi's hair is *very* fair.
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21:41.37The_RandomnessHello
21:41.50MonetHi
21:41.54MonetI'll be honest when I first saw Bubi I thought he was Engel's son.
21:43.03DrodoEmpiretest
21:43.16TekDroidfailure
21:43.19XhoUntil he moved his hand between her legs
21:43.24XhoThat kinda gave it away
21:43.47MonetMaybe he loved his mummy a bit too much?
21:43.56MonetBut true
21:44.17MonetThough I *may* have been more focused on the old lady who was pointing a Luger at me at the time.
21:48.09MonetWhat do you think of Berlin?
21:48.26XhoNazi Paradise
21:48.53MonetThe rows of buildings reminded me of a joke once told at an Archtecture course ope nday.
21:49.03Monet"never get an architect to design a city"
21:51.19MonetYou'll jsut get rows and rows of the same building
21:53.27Technobliteratorhi random
21:54.45Wormy_I might be going to Berlin.  Can't wait to have German beers
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21:54.59Wormy_Hi
21:55.14Tybusenjesus what's with the irc font size now
21:55.18TybusenHello
21:55.18The_RandomnessHello
21:55.37CatfaceThe irc is sensitive about it's weight. Be gentle.
21:55.42Wormy_And the IRC nick colours
21:55.48GhelHello.
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22:01.30AdmiralPandahi all
22:01.46The_RandomnessHello
22:03.48HachimanHai
22:05.20TechnobliteratorDoes the web client remember your information now?
22:06.01XhoMonet: I'm kinda stealing your layout from the Grand  Inquisition page for the Agents
22:06.03XhoIf that's alright
22:06.38MonetXho: Its fine. Though I think I need ot seriously revamp the list of known individuals (if its the right page I'm thinking of)
22:07.02TechnobliteratorEveryone stole my layouts back in the day :p
22:07.21TechnobliteratorIt felt good, because it felt like I must be doing them right
22:07.35Technobliteratoroh, and my quotes from other empires thing
22:07.41TechnobliteratorI did that first!
22:07.55Technobliteratorsuch a trendsetter
22:08.00Wormy_Catface, drom:  http://i.imgur.com/OFp9pmX.jpg
22:08.34Wormy_drom gon
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22:10.01Monetawards Technobliterator a medal
22:10.20Technobliterator:D
22:13.40CatfaceXho: Some short, fat lady in a rusty Ford pick up threatened to kick my teeth in today at work.
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22:14.28XhoLike she could raise her leg
22:15.40CatfaceXho: Hur. When she came out of the truck the first thing she said to me way "You're in trouble young man!" and pointed at me.
22:18.12CatfaceThe joys of retail.
22:19.32CatfaceBut, on a more sinister note, I am addicted to Fallout Shelter.
22:22.46DrodoEmpiretest
22:25.50Wormy_STOCatface:  What did you say back
22:27.05Wormy_STOI would totally laugh in her face so he punches and them falls over her own momentum
22:28.22CatfaceWormy_STO: I just smiled and said, "Oh, is that so? Huh!"
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22:29.52Wormy_STOProbably the best
22:31.07CatfaceIt made her mad. It made her even madder when I tested the product she said din't work and it worked perfectly.
22:31.41CatfaceIt was something electrical on her end but, meh, whatever.
22:34.13Wormy_STOIf she comes again, tell her she needs to make peace with the Gremlins in her home.
22:35.01CatfaceI did tell her to find an electrician.
22:36.14CatfaceShe told me that she was going to throw what she bought away like that was supposed to offend me. I was like "Hey, you bought it so it's your property. Whatever you do with it is your prerogative."
22:36.56Wormy_STOcrazy, I'd tell her if she broke it in my store she would have to clean the mess up
22:39.49Wormy_STOThe last crazy person I met was on a campsite.  She thought she could talk to my dog, who ignored her completely.  And she got into a rant about a vet who put an injured bir down
22:40.22Wormy_STOShe told me how "he got stabbed" and deserved it, and seem to find pleasure out of it
22:40.33CatfaceI dislike people.
22:40.45The_Randomness:(
22:40.57CatfaceYou're alright.
22:41.16Catfacepats The_Randomness' head
22:41.20The_Randomness:)
22:42.51CatfaceWelp I gotta go. Bye!
23:04.02Tek0516O.o So I can rent a fridge for $160/yr, or buy almost the same fridge for $100.
23:04.28The_RandomnessThat must be a cheap fridge then
23:07.43Tek0516Well it's on sale, and it's one of those small bar fridges.
23:10.00Xhohttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Creature:Kicath/Agents I'll do more later
23:10.07XhoThough now there's a list on who the Agency is watching
23:20.06TechnobliteratorI'm not sure how many more pages I need to prep for First Ottzello War rewrite time
23:20.17Technobliteratoralso, Hachiman, would the Zazane have been in Ottzello?
23:21.40HachimanWhen?
23:22.13TechnobliteratorFirst Ottzello War was around Tigris War time
23:25.04HachimanWhat years?
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23:27.46DrodoEmpireBack
23:27.46DrodoEmpire:p
23:28.13The_Randomnesswb
23:29.01TechnobliteratorHachiman, 2760
23:30.50DrodoEmpireSo I ordered two new books off the web. One on Napoleonic Carabiniers (heavy cavalry) and another on British Cavalry between 1800 and 1941. Besides their information value I figure that the diagrams will help in drawing Drodo uniforms some (stances and uniform design, etc.)
23:32.36DrodoEmpireWell, the diagrams, alongside my massive hoard of cavalry uniform images from the web. <.<
23:39.30DrodoEmpirehayy lmao
23:39.40The_Randomnessayy
23:54.24OluapPlayerTechnobliterator: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubfaL5VCvrs

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