00:04.11 | Wormy_SWTOR | Ack, I know EA wants to make money, but jesus, give us more medical probes |
00:04.57 | Wormy_ | Get killed > teleport 500 metres away > have to fight through 20 enemies to get back to where I was |
00:05.08 | Wormy_ | Repeat a dozen times |
00:05.22 | Wormy_ | I call that nearly unplayable. |
00:05.39 | drom_ | I know ya mate. |
00:06.02 | drom_ | Specially when you use it, you'll only came back with 50% of your max health |
00:06.17 | drom_ | Prepare to die to your last enemies. |
00:06.21 | drom_ | Repeate |
00:07.13 | Wormy_ | I've played a few free to play games and I think SWTOR is the stingiest |
00:07.31 | drom_ | The elves never learn from their mistakes |
00:12.45 | Wormy_ | I'm 50.50 on this game tbh, I feel the same with Mass Effect. I want to like it, there are parts which I like, but on the other hand, some things are bit grimdy and frustrating like combat, maps and respawn |
00:13.01 | Wormy_ | grindy |
00:13.09 | Wormy_ | I think I prefer STO |
00:14.34 | Monet | I never had much problem with the maps myself |
00:16.17 | Wormy_ | And actually if you think about it, if you play F2P and buy shit all the time (quite pricey as well), it is *more* expensive to play. This is F2P in nothing but name. |
00:17.27 | Wormy_ | I think I might join this SporWwiki guild and only play with friends |
00:17.36 | Wormy_ | If thats what we have |
00:19.02 | Monet | Its quiet but I see no harm |
00:20.45 | Wormy_ | I think at this stage I get through 5-10 medical probes per day, so in a week I'm quickly paying more for probes than I'd pay subscribing, and thats just for respawn. While I can buy things woirth a lot more (and cheaper) in STO |
00:21.48 | Monet | THat's a lot of probes |
00:23.00 | Monet | On a subscriber model all those probes are free. |
00:23.29 | Monet | There's still a time penalty if you die enough times in quick succession but its nto as serious |
00:25.59 | OfficerJackal | How do you make a separate page that is linked to a fiction again? Do you make a new page titled like, "[[Fiction:Karcadian Corporate Combine/Government]] or something like that? |
00:25.59 | morgothBotPy | OfficerJackal meant: http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Karcadian_Corporate_Combine/Government |
00:26.33 | DrodoEmpire | I believe so |
00:26.40 | Monet | I spent a time not paying for the game but because I've been a member of the SWTOR community since the early release days so my account has permanent Preferred status |
00:27.00 | Monet | OfficerJackal: THat's right |
00:27.06 | OfficerJackal | Alright, thanks. :) |
01:13.17 | Wormy_ | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Thread:203693 |
01:13.27 | Wormy_ | I've made a new thread |
01:16.41 | OfficerJackal | So, uhh... The DCP's version of order is basically creating a cultural ideal that just consumes everything/everyone and brings them all together? |
01:16.57 | Wormy_ | Thats the Tl; dr version yes |
01:17.29 | Wormy_ | Though not official yet |
01:17.41 | Wormy_ | I'm looking for new ideas or ways to develop that one |
01:18.51 | OfficerJackal | I guess that would work, although it makes the DCP sound a bit more agressive then it is now. Because having an idea like that usually comes with attempting to just conquer/sujugate everyone into your fold. |
01:19.01 | OfficerJackal | subjugate* |
01:20.07 | OfficerJackal | At least in popular fiction, and other things. Of course from what I've seen. |
01:20.22 | DrodoEmpire | I suppose one idea would be to force a unified culture by destroying conquered peoples' traditional culture. The reason why empires can be so unstable is because they're often too diverse for their own good. |
01:21.06 | DrodoEmpire | One way to destroy traditional culture would be through residential schooling, where you force children to learn the a new culture, purging them of their parents culture. Sadly, it worked all too well in Canada. |
01:21.36 | OfficerJackal | Yeah, reminds me of Yugoslavia. After Tito died all those different cultures that didn't particularly like eachother had nobody to look up to as a unifying ideal, and they soon after wanted to do their own things, then people got angry at eachother and a few thousand died. |
01:21.37 | DrodoEmpire | Though it can traumatize those generations forced to attend |
01:22.30 | Wormy_ | The DCP does try all of the above, but they can never eliminate it completely. So colonies tend to be completely written over with one ideology, but DCP homeworlds would be harder to subjugate that way |
01:23.04 | DrodoEmpire | Yeah, such schooling would definitely result in armed rebellion on at least some worlds |
01:23.20 | DrodoEmpire | Well easily many depending on the size of the conquered nation |
01:23.43 | DrodoEmpire | But its one of the few ways to, within a reasonable timeframe, achieve cultural unity |
01:23.48 | Wormy_ | The super-philosophy may not be powerful enough to contradict the species-specific ones completely, and that may leave some contradiction. But that might be okay after-all, since I'm not looking for a Westernised ideal of Order here |
01:24.22 | Wormy_ | I'm inspired by Zen Koans somewhat |
01:24.48 | Wormy_ | The only problem is, that then inspires doubt |
01:25.07 | Wormy_ | And doubt of the DCP's policies is not desirable |
01:26.19 | Wormy_ | Actually hang on |
01:26.28 | DrodoEmpire | Well you can't create an ideology too broad, because then it effectively becomes meaningless |
01:27.16 | Wormy_ | Maybe it leads to a belief system manufactured such that doubt is *used*, but used to doubt that the DCP's goals contradict those of the species when an inconsistency arises |
01:27.22 | DrodoEmpire | I suppose one solution would be to significantly decentralize the DCP, and allowing for a degree of self-rule among those areas where the primary culture(s) are not dominant |
01:27.37 | DrodoEmpire | I think we're trying to solve the problems in different ways |
01:27.46 | OfficerJackal | Free-will, different cultures and ways of thinking, and other things seem to go against your idea of implementing that ideal in the DCP fully effectively without any resistance or doubt. Why doesn't the DCP just take away free will completely, or at least to some extant, or just make it so natural reproduction and parenting is banned so cultural influences cannot be passed down, and make it so the government is in |
01:27.46 | OfficerJackal | charge of handling births and such. While you are at it, attempt to destroy any traces of culture left behind on that world, so the government controlled births cannot be re-contaminated with the culture you are seeking to overtake? |
01:28.02 | OfficerJackal | It would be difficult to do upfront, but once you get it setup you are set. |
01:28.56 | DrodoEmpire | That's a very extreme solution |
01:29.07 | DrodoEmpire | But the DCP would have a massive resources to do it |
01:30.08 | OfficerJackal | Yeah, and it would end all of these problems you are facing implementing your ideal. Besides, that would be the pinnacle of order, just one ideology and no opposing cultural elements existing, the older generations perpetrating them all killed or imprisoned. |
01:30.21 | Wormy_ | The DCP kind of does this solution already I suppose. A punished culture has its history evicerated, most DCP colonies consist of moving cities with ever-changing jobs, and any choices that are not desired can easily be spied on and routed out |
01:30.55 | Wormy_ | Of course the DCP could certaqin all its citizens into mindless robots, but then it would be too limited |
01:32.16 | DrodoEmpire | But yeah in all of this the easy route would be to destroy other cultures in any manner of ways described and keep the populace pacified through alcohol, games and sex. :p Depends on what sort of ethics the DCP observe though. |
01:33.35 | Wormy_ | I have mentioned "feelie machines", addictive devices which create plsant VR sims and even emotions, but also all observed at the same time so citizens live in an illusion of free will |
01:33.44 | Wormy_ | *pleasant |
01:34.37 | Wormy_ | So pacification is one way, tailored to alien specifics if required |
01:41.40 | OfficerJackal | Personally, I think it's sort of inefficient to keep the government and society of the DCP the way it is now, kind of in a grey area between regulated freedom and total government control, sort of edging towards the latter. It is more inefficient then either, and holds a higher risk of dissent forming, and while you can have measures to counteract that, that too wastes resources that could otherwise be used on other |
01:41.40 | OfficerJackal | things. What's stopping the government of the DCP from going all the way? |
01:43.22 | DecopodianEmpire | dcp? |
01:43.25 | DecopodianEmpire | whats that? |
01:43.33 | DrodoEmpire | Delpha Coalition of Planets. |
01:43.33 | OfficerJackal | Wormy's fiction, the Delpha Coalition of Planets. |
01:44.09 | DecopodianEmpire | how many empires within it |
01:44.21 | DrodoEmpire | It itself is a nation. |
01:44.23 | OfficerJackal | No, no, it is it's own empire. |
01:44.26 | OfficerJackal | Yeah. |
01:44.32 | DecopodianEmpire | oh |
01:44.35 | DecopodianEmpire | <PROTECTED> |
01:44.52 | DrodoEmpire | While named a "coalition", its actually a sovereign nation. |
01:46.15 | Wormy_ | Eh, its mid-way http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Delpha_Coalition_of_Planets/Society#The_Emperor_and_the_Undying-Council |
01:46.29 | Wormy_ | Each member has a leader of equal power |
01:46.51 | DrodoEmpire | So perhaps a bit like the United States? |
01:47.01 | Wormy_ | They act like one empire because most of the DCP leaders are dicks and wish to be immortal |
01:47.05 | Wormy_ | yes |
01:48.04 | DecopodianEmpire | ok go beat up and loot France if you want to be immortal so much |
01:48.10 | OfficerJackal | Huh? |
01:48.39 | DecopodianEmpire | Isn't France unable to die from aging |
01:48.49 | DecopodianEmpire | in the fiction universe? |
01:49.02 | DrodoEmpire | French citizens are genetically engineering not to be able to die from aging, yes |
01:49.10 | DrodoEmpire | *engineered |
01:49.10 | DecopodianEmpire | yeah |
01:49.19 | DrodoEmpire | Or at the very least to have extremely long lifespans |
01:49.21 | OfficerJackal | Well yeah, medical advances in France have made people generally able to not die from aging, although it is like that in many other empires as well. |
01:49.21 | DecopodianEmpire | beat them up and steal their tec |
01:49.47 | DrodoEmpire | DCP are more advanced than France |
01:49.56 | OfficerJackal | Keep in mind also, that other nations might have the CAPACITY to do that sort of medical feat, but won't due to cultural violations that would occur if they did that. |
01:49.56 | DecopodianEmpire | yeah some people download their intelligence into computer to live forever some are cyborgs |
01:50.01 | Wormy_ | They were made near-immortal a long time ago, part of the problem for the DCP |
01:50.13 | DrodoEmpire | Though by this point, not by too too much |
01:50.20 | DecopodianEmpire | some are robots |
01:50.48 | DecopodianEmpire | some have just evolved to not die from aging |
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01:51.22 | DrodoEmpire | Hi |
01:51.26 | AdmiralPanda | hi all |
01:51.27 | DecopodianEmpire | welcome back |
01:53.57 | DecopodianEmpire | i mean even the game (which the fiction universe is loosly based on) has your character an immortal |
01:56.25 | DecopodianEmpire | everytime you die in your ship you are recloned |
01:57.00 | DrodoEmpire | Or what if the captains are actually a large succession of people, who take up the name and title of the last when they die of aging/in combat and don the exact same equipment, passed down from generation to generation? |
01:57.05 | DrodoEmpire | puts on his tinfoil hat |
01:58.04 | DecopodianEmpire | maybe maybe perhaps it is true |
02:00.11 | DecopodianEmpire | or |
02:00.52 | DecopodianEmpire | what if whenever you save the game the captain saves his counciousness and memories into the computer then sends it to his homeworld where it is stored until he dies |
02:01.02 | Wormy_ | I have updated the thread with a summary of ideas |
02:02.05 | DecopodianEmpire | whats the link? |
02:03.46 | Wormy_ | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Thread:203693 |
02:04.32 | AdmiralPanda | god I love Australians on social media, an ignorant american talks shit about fairy bread, suddenly the entirety of south-eastern queensland is on him XD |
02:06.06 | DrodoEmpire | olol |
02:06.30 | Wormy_ | Fairy bread? |
02:07.45 | AdmiralPanda | buttered bread covered in sprinkles |
02:09.40 | DecopodianEmpire | sounds like a browny |
02:09.57 | DecopodianEmpire | whats it task like? |
02:09.58 | DrodoEmpire | What did the American say? |
02:10.00 | DecopodianEmpire | *taste |
02:10.10 | AdmiralPanda | https://41.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkctbvN16g1qg025bo1_500.jpg |
02:10.18 | Wormy_ | My instinct was to be horrified. Then I remembered chocolate spread can be nice on bread. |
02:10.29 | DrodoEmpire | Yeah doesn't sound too bad |
02:10.35 | DecopodianEmpire | i am Lebanese not american |
02:10.39 | DrodoEmpire | Looks delicious |
02:10.43 | OfficerJackal | AdmiralPanda: Dafuq, those look amazing, who the hell would talk shit about them? |
02:10.57 | DrodoEmpire | No I didn't mean you Deco |
02:11.16 | Wormy_ | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Fairy_Bread.jpg |
02:11.16 | DrodoEmpire | I meant the American that insulted fairy bread |
02:11.26 | DecopodianEmpire | ooh it looks like a cup cake but flat and probobly way higher in cholesterol |
02:11.36 | AdmiralPanda | the American was trying to suggest that our tastes are stupid because we put sprinkles on bread, our response was "YOU DEEP FRY FUCKING EVERYTHING," and when they then called it butterbreadsprinkles we all quite proudly declared "IT'S CALLED FAIRY BREAD YOU UNCULTURED SWINE!" with those exact words |
02:11.52 | DrodoEmpire | olol |
02:12.02 | Wormy_ | Looks like the bread in those pictures need more butter |
02:12.21 | DrodoEmpire | Too much butter would just be gross |
02:12.34 | Wormy_ | lol he got owned |
02:12.38 | DrodoEmpire | I'm no expert but for something like that you probably only want the minimum |
02:12.39 | DecopodianEmpire | every culture has its favored taste japan likes wet squishy food americans like food that shortens their life spans by 20 years |
02:12.44 | DrodoEmpire | hur |
02:12.48 | OfficerJackal | Yeah. XD |
02:13.06 | AdmiralPanda | and the Scandinavians eat fermented fish |
02:13.20 | OfficerJackal | We Floridians like our cocaine and MDMA which also takes a good ten years off our lives, of course if you go to central florida they like their meth. :/ |
02:13.22 | DrodoEmpire | Well to be fair, us Canadians eat fries drenched in gravy with a bunch of melted cheese on top... XD |
02:13.29 | DrodoEmpire | ohgod |
02:13.42 | Wormy_ | https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/35/5b/79/355b79a614e8bce7efe67204f668b62b.jpg |
02:13.59 | AdmiralPanda | apparently the preferred way to get rid of unwanted houseguests in Iceland is to feed them not-fully-fermented shark, which makes them blind, then you point them in the direction of the nearest lavaflow |
02:14.17 | AdmiralPanda | why would you roll up fairy bread |
02:14.21 | AdmiralPanda | what hipster bullshit is this |
02:14.29 | DrodoEmpire | And don't get me started on DONAIRS. |
02:14.31 | Wormy_ | Why would you not hur |
02:14.39 | AdmiralPanda | because it's not right |
02:14.44 | DrodoEmpire | You wanna hear "bad for your health"? XD |
02:14.48 | AdmiralPanda | you're supposed to stuff as much of the half-slice into your mouth as possible |
02:15.10 | DrodoEmpire | http://mrdonair.ca/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/Donair-Wrap-POS-photo-2012-web-large.jpg |
02:15.14 | Wormy_ | I'm sure you can do that with a roll |
02:15.43 | OfficerJackal | AdmiralPanda: I personally like to take my fairy bread, and replace the buns of a Whopper from burgerking with them, and swig them down with a Pepsi, while eating some cheese fries and fried butter, and finally finishing it off with cookies with icing on them matching the american flag. |
02:15.51 | AdmiralPanda | it doesn't matter, it's just fundamentally wrong |
02:15.51 | OfficerJackal | 'MURICA. |
02:16.04 | DrodoEmpire | lol |
02:16.39 | AdmiralPanda | OfficerJackal: The fact that you think burger king is worth anything other than comedy proves your uncultured palate :P |
02:17.11 | OfficerJackal | Burger king is anti-commie food you pinko! >:L |
02:18.00 | AdmiralPanda | it's also disgusting and inferior to the glorious australian steak sandwich |
02:18.20 | DrodoEmpire | *oooh* |
02:18.26 | Wormy_ | Panda: I made a glorious pie floater the other day |
02:19.10 | Wormy_ | A pie, with ketchup on, in pea soup |
02:19.12 | OfficerJackal | Uhhh... Err... Well we have the McRib. :/ |
02:19.13 | OfficerJackal | shrugs. |
02:19.56 | Wormy_ | Maccys is commie food |
02:20.13 | Wormy_ | *Maccies |
02:20.31 | Wormy_ | <PROTECTED> |
02:20.47 | AdmiralPanda | in all seriousness, a steak and bacon sandwich with pineapple and beetroot is delicious |
02:21.25 | Wormy_ | For me just beetroot and cheese sandwich is good enough |
02:21.30 | OfficerJackal | Yeah, does sound pretty damn good, unfortunantly I don't think any restraunts around here and the such serve that... We legit only have chain restraunts and fast food joints around here, and only a few local yokel ones. |
02:21.49 | AdmiralPanda | oh you don't get that sort of thing in restaurants, you make it yourself |
02:22.29 | OfficerJackal | Ohhhhhh, alright, thought it was like a regular thing with the way you described it, a glorious austrailian steak sandwich. XD |
02:22.37 | OfficerJackal | Australian* |
02:22.38 | OfficerJackal | Fuc |
02:23.32 | AdmiralPanda | oh it is a regular thing, it's just you would never trust a fast food chain to cook a steak |
02:23.33 | Wormy_ | Nothing will beat a chip cob for me |
02:24.00 | Wormy_ | https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e6/ChipButtysmall.jpg |
02:24.08 | OfficerJackal | That is true, wouldn't put that much trust in the chains where I live to do a regular burger, let alone a whole steak. |
02:24.24 | Wormy_ | bye |
02:27.38 | DecopodianEmpire | Here in iraq we eat food stuffed with other food |
02:28.07 | AdmiralPanda | oh and I should say, australian buns aren't sweet like american ones, so you end up with a pretty savory sandwich |
02:28.18 | AdmiralPanda | of course yo have sweet pineapple and beetroot |
02:31.18 | DecopodianEmpire | we have dolma which is Grape leaves wrapped around zuikinni tommato and a ton of other vegetables |
02:35.07 | DecopodianEmpire | i am adding a new Paragraph to my fiction page |
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02:56.03 | DecopodianEmpire | my new History paragraph to my fiction page is almost complete!! |
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03:01.57 | DecopodianEmpire | wb |
03:02.08 | DecopodianEmpire | drodo |
03:02.24 | DecopodianEmpire | in like 15 minutes a new paragraph will be added to my fiction page |
03:14.49 | Vincent20100 | test |
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03:24.19 | DecopodianEmpire | Hey guys |
03:25.07 | DecopodianEmpire | whos on? |
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09:28.03 | drom | Create character in DF, use random name -> Ak Dasdapen |
09:28.21 | drom | It means "Ak Sackfondled" |
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09:38.52 | Hachiman | Hai |
09:40.31 | drom | Hachiman: http://i.imgur.com/JPWAhUh.png |
09:40.59 | Hachiman | olol |
09:46.32 | drom | Embark on a tomb, I am on top of the very tall building, I attempt to climb down -> the walls are too flat |
09:46.47 | drom | Needless to say, I feel down to an instant goresome death already at start |
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10:18.53 | Hachiman | Hai Imp |
10:32.35 | ImpyDroid | Hi |
10:33.00 | ImpyDroid | I just found a very stupid comment |
10:33.10 | ImpyDroid | " There is no army in the world composed of women. |
10:33.10 | ImpyDroid | Because women are weak. |
10:33.10 | ImpyDroid | There are no more Zulus. |
10:33.10 | ImpyDroid | Because Zulus  are weak,. |
10:33.10 | ImpyDroid | And you make excuses because you are a feminist." |
10:33.29 | ImpyDroid | >no army in the world composed of women |
10:33.36 | Hachiman | But |
10:33.36 | ImpyDroid | >no more Zulus |
10:33.49 | Hachiman | Zulus are still around |
10:33.52 | ImpyDroid | Exactly |
10:34.05 | ImpyDroid | And there is Israel's aemy |
10:34.16 | Hachiman | And there are female companies and regiments fielded by various national armies |
10:35.10 | ImpyDroid | Yep |
10:35.18 | Liquid_Ink | What was this comment even on? |
10:36.14 | ImpyDroid | John Green's videos |
10:37.16 | Hachiman | Also Muammar Gaddafi had an all-female cadre of personal bodyguards |
10:37.23 | Hachiman | The Amazonian Guard |
10:37.54 | Liquid_Ink | The Revolutionary Nuns |
10:37.56 | ImpyDroid | He is trying to prove that because women can't fight women can't rule I think |
10:38.32 | Hachiman | But women can fight |
10:39.10 | Liquid_Ink | And women can rule |
10:39.10 | Hachiman | And women have been equally as vital to military affronts and campaigns as men have |
10:39.17 | Hachiman | Aye |
10:39.53 | ImpyDroid | Maybe that guy is Greek? |
10:40.27 | ImpyDroid | And cranky about submitting to Merkel |
10:40.40 | Hachiman | Or he is a bigot |
10:41.27 | Liquid_Ink | Which John Green is being referred to here? |
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10:43.00 | Hachiman | Also the Night Witches were not dissolved due to being ineffective, they were reformed |
10:45.28 | Liquid_Ink | Wasn't it just Stalin disapproving of women being anything but mothers that led to women being removed from the Soviet Army after the war? |
10:46.11 | Hachiman | I believe so |
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10:52.22 | Wormy_ | hi |
10:58.38 | AndroImpy | "There are no armies where women serve. |
10:58.38 | AndroImpy | There are plenty of armies where men serve, and women are mascots." |
10:58.42 | AndroImpy | Brilliant |
10:59.15 | Hachiman | Oh wow |
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11:17.49 | Monet | hello |
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11:24.06 | Wormy_ | hi |
11:25.02 | Wormy_ | Monet, drom, Hachiman, AndroImpy: I made this last night http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Thread:203693 |
11:29.15 | Wormy_ | This funny http://imgur.com/gallery/DcLpE |
11:31.45 | AdmiralPanda | Hachiman: Pretty sure Gaddafi's bodyguards were there to be women, not really to be bodyguards |
11:35.54 | Monet | Wormy_: Perhaps the DCP engages in some form of cultural subversion. You mentioned in the discussion that there might be an underlying universality. Perhaps the DCP government could tap into that and build some kind of meta-culture. |
11:37.12 | Wormy_ | Yes, thats going back to the idea that mind ultimately possesses universality, so there must always be some commonalities |
11:37.18 | Monet | Commonality has always been a great unifier between disparate groups be it a common enemy, a common fear or a common passion. |
11:38.03 | Wormy_ | For example, it is probably a goal of all sentient life to feel protected, to fear, and to want to live forever |
11:39.59 | Monet | Security, safety fro ma common threat and comfort fro mthe fear of death. |
11:41.50 | Monet | Perhaps the meta-culture is expanded with each absorbed species. While using memetics to ingratiate the new conepts into the psyche of the present population. |
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11:43.32 | Monet | Effectively the common psychology serves as foundation for the introduction of higher-level concepts. |
11:45.32 | Monet | I recall that the DCP citizens wear monitoring technology in their clothes, maybe that sme technology is used to gather infomation for developing the meta-philosophies. |
11:46.14 | drom | Those goddamned bogeymen |
11:46.17 | Wormy_ | That is possible |
11:46.31 | drom | AND THIS FUCKING WINDOWS 8, QUIT CRASHING MY GAME ALREADY |
11:46.55 | Wormy_ | The "feelie machines" I described could also be used to create a common experience, qualia, mood and thought process |
11:47.46 | Monet | Every citizen would thus become a component in a massive data-pool used by the DCP government to achieve dynamic harmony. And unlike present day surveys, there'd b eso many subjects that participant bias is near-nonexistant |
11:48.01 | Wormy_ | Indeed |
11:48.28 | Wormy_ | Yes this is a plot device I can use or work with |
11:50.22 | Monet | Smartwear could gather the data, quantum computers or star-brains could process it and refine it into something useful, and feelie machines could spread the output values among the public. |
11:53.49 | Wormy_ | Its almost like using the power of psychonautics, but only to pass off as liberation, to trap everyone in a faith towards the meta-philosophy |
11:54.01 | Wormy_ | sneaky indeed |
11:55.11 | Monet | It might make an interesting basis for science fiction novel. |
11:57.21 | drom | Reminds me of the "Remember Me" game |
11:58.36 | drom | Corporates uses this kind of technology to save and sell memories from customers, but as time has developed, it has become a mandatory requirement for all citizens to have this implant in their heads. |
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11:59.33 | drom | The same said corporations have removed politics for their own favor, so they are the ones controlling the humanity. |
12:00.24 | Monet | As similar as the two superpowers are, I think maybe the DI will stick to more traditional memetics. The Imperium is treated as an idea to be sustained by the ideals of successive species. |
12:04.40 | Monet | While it does tweak, for the moet part the Imperium sustains itself by playing off the specialisations and the affinities that come about from the distinct cultural values of its members. |
12:06.38 | Monet | Huh...so I guess while the DCP would prefer a universality, the DI is content with an "internal globalisation". |
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12:23.36 | Wormy_ | Somebody posted something to me, before I had a BSOD |
12:23.48 | Wormy_ | Perhaps in private, I don't know |
12:26.03 | Monet | Well I said a couple of things before you crashed |
12:26.25 | Wormy_ | Yeah I don't think I got them |
12:27.34 | Monet | "As similar as the two superpowers are, I think maybe the DI will stick to more traditional memetics. The Imperium is treated as an idea to be sustained by the ideals of successive species. While it does tweak, for the moet part the Imperium sustains itself by playing off the specialisations and the affinities that come about from the distinct cultural values of its members. So I guess while the DCP would prefer a universality, the |
12:27.43 | Monet | "internal globalisation" " |
12:30.21 | Wormy_ | I agree |
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12:32.30 | Wormy_ | I used to take a very postmodern approach to alien psychology, suggesting they were utterly beyond comprehension. But universality of computation and knowledge suggests otherwise, that there can eventually be understanding and communication. Maybe experience with use of tech |
12:32.56 | Hachiman | "Meet the Z Special Unit, a special operations force established in WW2-Era Australia with the express purpose of blowing up everything in the Pacific Ocean that even looked slightly Japanese. The mission? Get prepared to blow up Singapore Harbour by sneaking in and attaching dummy limpet mines to everything that floated in Townsville, Australia." |
12:32.59 | Wormy_ | I suppose the DCP might be trying to construct a universal mentality, objective and all |
12:33.04 | Hachiman | Hai Oluap |
12:33.17 | Wormy_ | hi |
12:33.17 | Monet | Hello |
12:33.24 | OluapPlayer | Hi |
12:34.18 | Monet | Hachiman: Australia was that worried about Japan. |
12:35.50 | Wormy_ | I read somewhere they had a plan to force the Japanese to walk across the wilderness and die if they got invaded by land |
12:35.57 | Hachiman | I suppose it is a fair justification given the Imperialist approach Japan had undertaken at the time |
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12:36.44 | Hachiman | And Japan would have sufficient difficulty undertaking a land invasion of Australia given its inhospitable nature |
12:37.05 | Wormy_ | But given that the Japanese bored through whole mountains using slaves hands or cycled through the jungles, maybe they were tough enough |
12:37.07 | Monet | Wormy_: Yeah. Australia's defence method is that everything important is in Victoria and New South Wales. They're quite willing to sacrifice the Western coast. |
12:37.47 | Monet | Victoria Queensland and New South Wales* |
12:38.27 | Wormy_ | I recall Singapore was lost because the British had all the big guns pointing out to the sea, not realising the Japanese were practically going through the jungle and boring through rock |
12:38.54 | Monet | Come to think of it...the names of the other Australian states might be evidence how empty they are. |
12:39.06 | OluapPlayer | Why would you ever invade Australia |
12:39.07 | Liquid_Ink | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brisbane_Line |
12:39.19 | OluapPlayer | Australia is an island prison to keep all the things in it contaned |
12:39.21 | Monet | The largest state in the country is literally called "Western Austrailia" |
12:39.22 | OluapPlayer | contained* |
12:40.28 | Hachiman | Because the Empire of Japan were dicks like that hur |
12:40.32 | Liquid_Ink | http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/UsefulNotes/AussiesWithArtillery This TV Tropes page explains that invading Australia is more or less impossible. |
12:40.40 | OluapPlayer | You mean suicidal |
12:40.52 | Hachiman | Funny because kamekazi pilots |
12:40.56 | Hachiman | BANZAI |
12:41.17 | OluapPlayer | The japs who don't immediately get their blood sucked dry by the mosquito swarms will have to deal with the bus-sized spiders and scorpions before they find any Aaustralians to fight |
12:41.37 | Monet | I think one of the possible reasons for invading Austrailia is because its one of the wealthiest nations of the Southern Hemisphere. |
12:42.10 | Liquid_Ink | Well, bus sized spiders are a thing, but I've never seen a scorpion here. |
12:42.45 | Monet | Yeah but isn't it the ant-sized spiders you should eb fearing? |
12:43.16 | Liquid_Ink | That and the spider-sized ants. |
12:43.35 | Liquid_Ink | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Myrmecia_%28ant%29 |
12:43.43 | Hachiman | I could not imagine a Japanese occupation of Australia lasting for long |
12:43.47 | Hachiman | If existent at all |
12:43.55 | Liquid_Ink | https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/2c/Bullant_head_detail.jpg Look at that fucker's teeth. |
12:45.32 | OluapPlayer | Australians can use ants as scissors |
12:45.35 | Monet | I suppose the Japanese pla nto invade Austrailia could be general imperialism. |
12:46.16 | Wormy_ | Awesome that they wear brimmed hats |
12:46.41 | Wormy_ | An army of Indiana Jones's and Crocodile Dundees |
12:46.42 | Monet | They invaded practically everywhere else in Asia. |
12:47.57 | Hachiman | Yes; the EoJ were very consistently imperialist throughout WW2 |
12:49.30 | Monet | They'd basically decided they wanted to unite all of Asia and Oceania under the banner of the Rising Sun. |
12:50.20 | Liquid_Ink | I'm not sure they planned to invade Australia |
12:51.33 | Monet | East Asia* |
12:51.57 | Liquid_Ink | The navy proposed an invasion, but the army opposed it. Instead, the Japanese chose to simple isolate Australia. |
12:52.04 | Liquid_Ink | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Proposed_Japanese_invasion_of_Australia_during_World_War_II |
12:52.36 | Monet | I think it was on Alternate History Hub, maybe somewhere else, that explained Japan's reasoning for invasion. And for a number of cases, like Korea, it was for resourrces. |
12:52.52 | Liquid_Ink | They did bomb us though. With the same force that hit Pearl Harbour, no less. |
12:53.08 | Hachiman | So apparently Townsville was subject to a training exercise for the Z Special Unit in which they attached aforementioned dummy limpet mines to everything that floated in Singapore Harbour, as mentioned, yet none of the civilians were aware of the exercise so the Z Special Unit was subject to a lot of negative backlash when the false mines were discovered |
12:54.21 | Hachiman | Samuel Carey, the unit commander, was arrested for the exercise - which was fully authorized by the Australian military - and was dismissed from service as a condition of his release |
12:56.26 | Monet | I guess they couldn't say "the military planned the exercise all along" without public outcry. |
12:57.03 | Hachiman | Yeah |
13:13.37 | Wormy_ | The Sporepedia has been down for "more than a few days" now |
13:14.54 | Wormy_ | There are two reasons I can think of: With Maxis gone maintaining them is not priority so its simply taking a long time to process or they have been put down for good and we are not being told or lied to. |
13:15.00 | OluapPlayer | Hasn't it been a month now? |
13:15.18 | Wormy_ | A month, but it feels even longer |
13:15.35 | Technobliterator | It doesn't feel very long |
13:15.51 | OluapPlayer | Maybe because you don't actively play the game |
13:16.36 | OluapPlayer | I expected this downtime to be permanent from the start. If anything Spore's servers lasted longer than I expected |
13:16.50 | Wormy_ | Yeah |
13:17.36 | Wormy_ | Oh well, if they don't come back I'm going to set up a subpage database for new creations |
13:17.40 | Technobliterator | If there servers come back on, it will be impressive |
13:17.42 | Wormy_ | mine anyway |
13:17.47 | Monet | Not telling us a date could be a way to bring us down gently that the servers are off for good. |
13:18.02 | Wormy_ | yeah |
13:18.45 | Wormy_ | Originally I thought a SporeWiki-pedia would be a good idea, but it may become an unregulated mess. So iot might be better as user subpages |
13:19.16 | Technobliterator | No, the wiki is already built to support that |
13:19.42 | OluapPlayer | I've already made a subpage with all the PNGs related to my fiction |
13:20.03 | Wormy_ | You mean that http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Ask/-5B-5Bcreator::Wormulon-5D-5D/format%3Dlist/order%3D/searchlabel%3D(more-20content-20by-20Wormulon)/sep%3D/offset%3D0 |
13:20.09 | Wormy_ | ? |
13:25.42 | Wormy_ | We could go extravagant and use search tools that pick out usernames and page names |
13:25.57 | Wormy_ | on a database page |
13:27.43 | Wormy_ | Hachiman: "Well, they're not wrong. Males -can- die. So can females. Just about everyone, really. Except Cthulhu." http://imgur.com/gallery/A1gYuQm |
13:29.50 | Wormy_ | http://imgur.com/gallery/TmBCkbe |
13:32.56 | Wormy_ | http://imgur.com/gallery/JxTUJqL |
13:33.27 | Wormy_ | This makes me angry http://imgur.com/gallery/WbJ79s8 |
13:33.43 | Wormy_ | Blocking roads what a vile stupid thing to do |
13:34.08 | Wormy_ | What if one was taking someone to hospital? |
13:34.51 | Hachiman | People who block roads in protests are dickheads |
13:36.07 | Wormy_ | Last year I was late for uni because taxi drivers went on strike and drove slowly around the city centre shutting it down. Why should they disrupt everyone-else, bloody city taxis make enough money |
13:36.34 | Wormy_ | I do not feel sympathetic to a mob! |
13:36.58 | Monet | Was that to do with the Uber protests? |
13:37.23 | Wormy_ | I don't know, this was in Nottingham |
13:38.26 | Monet | Well it sounds like such a protest. |
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13:40.28 | Wormy_ | I'm normally alright with protests but bullying the common man to your cause is not right |
13:40.49 | Wormy_ | hi |
13:41.47 | Wormy_ | One might hope that the taxis move oiut the way of ambulances and fire engines but who knows, its a mob. Anyone driving |
13:43.49 | Wormy_ | Same thing, the idiots who target local businesses in a riot |
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13:44.54 | qwebirc855351 | hello |
13:44.59 | Monet | hi |
13:45.00 | qwebirc855351 | wtf! |
13:45.02 | Wormy_ | There's always a special flower http://imgur.com/gallery/B9M7Wck |
13:45.16 | qwebirc855351 | why am i a Qwebirc!!!! |
13:46.07 | Wormy_ | http://imgur.com/gallery/M8vU3FQ |
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13:46.44 | DecopodianEmpire | hello |
13:46.52 | drom | DecopodianEmpire: it depends on the client |
13:47.01 | DecopodianEmpire | ? |
13:47.09 | drom | If the choosen name is taken, the client with either ask you to pick a new one of generate you a guest name |
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13:47.14 | Jepardi | Hi |
13:47.35 | DecopodianEmpire | oh |
13:47.41 | Wormy_ | Prize for "Just do it" shirt http://imgur.com/gallery/I9ZlCCp |
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13:49.20 | drom_ | Wormy_: http://i.imgur.com/15Yg65E.jpg |
13:50.45 | Wormy_ | Tomato fuel cant melt wheat beams |
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13:51.57 | drom__ | Oh fuck this wifi |
13:52.36 | drom__ | Modern technology is going put an end on all of us! |
13:52.36 | Wormy_ | "I love the stupid screaming because an unmanned rocket exploded. God, I hate people." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVraKciwzwQ |
13:54.56 | Wormy_ | tbf you can't expect kids to know about shockwaves |
13:58.30 | drom__ | Wormy_: "The clouds when the rocket exploded looked like an erected penis" |
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13:59.23 | Wormy_ | lawl |
14:00.53 | drom__ | Anyway. I found this in an comment on Imgur http://i.imgur.com/zZlQpOk.gif |
14:02.46 | drom__ | http://i.imgur.com/sL6D5hZ.jpg |
14:03.08 | Wormy_ | lol |
14:03.42 | Wormy_ | yo mums in the pool https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quxhY3XBZic |
14:08.23 | drom__ | Wormy_: http://imgur.com/gallery/lz4qA |
14:09.32 | drom__ | Wormy_: Jokes on you. Mine has recently collapsed to a black hole |
14:09.36 | drom__ | So sleek and thin |
14:10.11 | DecopodianEmpire | god damn it how come these terra lava flows dont do anything! |
14:12.06 | drom__ | http://i.imgur.com/HgZ6eXb.jpg |
14:14.22 | drom__ | Wormy_: My dream as a dad is to scare the shit out of my children: http://i.imgur.com/KmhYUUr.gif |
14:14.28 | drom__ | *laughs evily* |
14:16.46 | drom__ | http://i.imgur.com/3BH0pTi.gif |
14:16.49 | drom__ | that one ow |
14:18.03 | Monet | "I was so terrified I faceplanted a door frame" |
14:21.55 | drom__ | http://i.imgur.com/z5lgDTJ.webm |
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14:23.24 | drom__ | http://i.imgur.com/ysN9Ub1.webm |
14:23.35 | DrodoEmpire | Hi everyone |
14:24.48 | drom__ | Aaaand the classic: http://i.imgur.com/TnHUNx0.webm |
14:25.58 | drom__ | Wormy_: http://i.imgur.com/SkJh3aC.webm |
14:26.02 | Monet | "have you ever been so scared you punched a hole through your monitor" |
14:30.30 | drom__ | So I heard that Sporewiki hates the "annoying" sound "meep". I raise you this: http://imgur.com/gallery/I9ZlCCp |
14:31.24 | drom__ | norwegians... http://i.imgur.com/nIYPnNT.gif |
14:31.46 | DrodoEmpire | olol |
14:32.33 | drom__ | http://i.imgur.com/kKouem4.gif |
14:33.50 | Monet | "Com-pu-tah!" |
14:34.51 | Wormy_ | drom__ My Dad got me to watch Animatrix and Terminator when I was little and then teased me about it. Scared the living shit out of me to learn I might wake up in a pod. |
14:35.50 | Wormy_ | Actually my mum and dad would often hide in the woods in a walk, scaring me as well |
14:36.15 | Wormy_ | Or locking me in the basement with the dragon |
14:36.43 | Wormy_ | Oh well I could be exceptionally naughty believe it or not |
14:37.29 | drom__ | In norse mytology and folklore, trolls are very popular and is one of the ingredients of our folklore. |
14:38.10 | drom__ | Believe it or not, but my parents would always banter me with "You were just a troll child we found in the forest." |
14:38.41 | drom__ | I absolutely depise that |
14:38.52 | drom__ | bbl, going out for a jog |
14:40.43 | Wormy_ | Trolls have migrated into ours, but we feared the faries more |
14:40.54 | Wormy_ | My Grandad had to wear girls clothes as a child |
14:41.45 | Monet | My parents soudn nice i ncomparison. |
14:42.19 | DecopodianEmpire | i watchd chucky 1-5 when i was 4 |
14:42.34 | Wormy_away | I have quite eccentric strange parents |
14:43.11 | Wormy_away | At least they are not very rule bound. |
14:43.44 | Wormy_away | in fact not atall |
14:43.51 | DecopodianEmpire | GUYS! i just found something really funny! |
14:43.55 | Wormy_away | I just hae to pull my weight a bit |
14:44.03 | Wormy_away | What? |
14:44.24 | DecopodianEmpire | buy a create creature and a supersizer then make a godzilla then beam it down inside an enemy city then supersize it! |
14:44.42 | DecopodianEmpire | it destroys the city |
14:44.51 | Hachiman | Done that |
14:45.03 | Monet | The worst my parents have probably done to me is have me watch Watership Down when I was 11. |
14:45.03 | Wormy_away | Done it, though for me I have to beam them outside the city wall or the creature gets shot. |
14:45.12 | DecopodianEmpire | yeah! i started making a ton of crazy monsters and bought like 40 super sizers |
14:45.28 | Wormy_away | Watership Down. The feels. |
14:45.33 | DecopodianEmpire | they destroyed the entire city |
14:45.43 | Monet | I IS NOT A FAMILY FILM |
14:46.39 | Hachiman | Fucking Watership Down |
14:46.50 | Wormy_away | My Dad once bought a porno film about pirates, by accident I presume, for family viewing. |
14:46.52 | Hachiman | Rabbits have never been so brutal |
14:47.44 | Wormy_away | Anyway, Watership Down doesn't have anything on thedirector's other film |
14:48.11 | Wormy_away | Watch The Plague Dogs |
14:48.25 | Wormy_away | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Plague_Dogs_(film) |
14:48.43 | Wormy_away | The opening scene is bad enough https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_lMZtLWJOs |
14:50.41 | Wormy_away | There's a scene where a kind hunter, the first kind human beings goes down to help one of the dogs |
14:50.53 | Wormy_away | *"kind" hunter I guess |
14:51.12 | Wormy_away | The dog jumps up, scrabbed his gun that fires in his face |
14:51.18 | Wormy_away | by accident |
14:51.52 | Hachiman | What the fuck |
14:54.41 | Wormy_away | Hachiman: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tp5mcc47xD8 |
14:55.55 | Hachiman | NO |
14:56.07 | Hachiman | NO DON'T FUCKING TOY WITH MY EMOTIONS LIKE THAT |
14:56.44 | Hachiman | THAT'S JUST FUCKING BULLSHIT NO |
14:57.05 | Wormy_away | Well |
14:57.34 | Wormy_away | Hachi defeated by a pseudo-family film |
14:58.47 | DecopodianEmpire | what is the acronym for ANdromeda Common wealth? |
14:59.22 | DrodoEmpire | Andromedan Galactic Commonwealth, the AGC. |
15:01.42 | DecopodianEmpire | is there are list of people in it? |
15:03.26 | DrodoEmpire | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction%3AAndromedan_Galactic_Commonwealth - Take a look yourself |
15:03.29 | DrodoEmpire | Not sure |
15:06.32 | DecopodianEmpire | oh cool there is |
15:09.30 | DrodoEmpire | https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CMADyK1UkAAoh_L.jpg |
15:11.44 | drom__ | olol |
15:12.04 | drom__ | I don't know about Swedish kids' movies. |
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15:12.38 | drom__ | But the biggest classics are the older Disney and filmnations of Astrid Lindgren's books. |
15:13.54 | drom__ | So there is a berry fart sitting on my window |
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15:14.35 | drom__ | Monet: http://i.imgur.com/s2mnsxF.jpg |
15:15.06 | Monet | drom__: Sweden y u give such wierd names t oyour animals? |
15:16.06 | Monet | Althigh funnily enough I saw a stink bug o na wooden bollard last week |
15:16.17 | Monet | The way it was able to disguise itself was uncanny. |
15:17.00 | drom__ | grease bullock |
15:17.11 | drom__ | doom lord |
15:17.18 | drom__ | red doom lord* |
15:17.45 | drom__ | laughter gull |
15:18.27 | drom__ | shield toad |
15:18.31 | Monet | http://blogs.sweden.se/expat/files/2011/10/m%C3%A4sterkock-e1351541776222.png Swedish Masterchef |
15:18.34 | drom__ | blue coward |
15:18.58 | DrodoEmpire | https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CL2NZUFWcAImD_p.jpg |
15:19.00 | drom__ | Monet: eh? |
15:19.21 | drom__ | quagmire |
15:19.30 | drom__ | major groove pick |
15:19.38 | Monet | drom__: Over here that show is called "Masterchef". |
15:19.39 | drom__ | klutz swan |
15:19.59 | drom__ | I see |
15:20.00 | drom__ | fuck |
15:20.07 | drom__ | snake bowel |
15:20.23 | drom__ | the horror |
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15:20.38 | drom__ | the "fuck" is an actual transliteration of a bird |
15:21.05 | Monet | OKay and I thought blue-footed booby was bad. |
15:21.18 | drom__ | there is more! |
15:21.20 | drom__ | clean |
15:21.23 | drom__ | dew mask |
15:21.25 | drom__ | get |
15:21.27 | drom__ | spin part |
15:21.29 | drom__ | dagger tail |
15:21.32 | drom__ | nose angle |
15:21.35 | drom__ | part nice |
15:21.38 | drom__ | ink fish |
15:21.40 | drom__ | election |
15:21.43 | drom__ | blubber slasher |
15:22.21 | drom__ | glans drill |
15:22.34 | Monet | I honestly have no idea what all these things are |
15:23.18 | drom__ | oak jouralist |
15:23.55 | Monet | It might be my britishness that when someone says "tit" to mean the type of bird, I only giggle a teeny-tiny bit. |
15:25.26 | drom__ | leaf louse |
15:25.34 | drom__ | wall louse |
15:25.53 | drom__ | heel roach |
15:26.22 | drom__ | or alternatively |
15:26.29 | drom__ | cackle varnish |
15:36.41 | DecopodianEmpire | when you go to war with the grox they say in all caps EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE!!! |
15:37.13 | DrodoEmpire | Yeah |
15:37.24 | DecopodianEmpire | XD |
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15:41.11 | Hachiman | Right, I am better niw |
15:41.12 | DrodoEmpire | Hi |
15:41.13 | Hachiman | now even |
15:41.39 | OluapPlayer | You were bad? |
15:42.33 | Hachiman | Wormy showed me a video that left me a little upset |
15:42.49 | drom__ | The Plaque Dogs |
15:43.04 | drom__ | Anyway. http://plant-ingredients.com/Public/userfiles/images/bilberry_vs_blueberry.jpg |
15:43.14 | drom__ | We call them both blueberries |
15:43.35 | Hachiman | What the fuck is a bilberry |
15:43.40 | Hachiman | They look like blueberries |
15:45.01 | Monet | bilberries look al lred inside |
15:45.36 | OluapPlayer | Plant flesh |
15:45.54 | Hachiman | I read that as bilberries being inbred inside |
15:47.01 | OluapPlayer | olol |
15:50.28 | drom__ | Blueberries ("Amerikanska Blåbär" - "American blueberries") are also bigger compared to bilberries |
15:51.18 | drom__ | They do only grown on "sour"/red ground and they can grow up to one meter in height iirc |
15:56.47 | Hachiman | "Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first." - Steve Irwin |
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15:58.18 | DecopodianEmpire | Ok |
15:58.19 | DecopodianEmpire | BAM! |
15:58.25 | External | Trying my best not to fall in inactivity. :/ |
15:58.34 | DecopodianEmpire | the new paragraph to my fiction page is done!!!! |
15:59.32 | DecopodianEmpire | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Decopodian_Empire |
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16:07.48 | Wormy_away | drom__ biulberries grow in a wood near me by the plenty. They are superior to blueberries imo |
16:08.32 | External | You mean bilberries? |
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16:08.40 | OluapPlayer | Goddamnit |
16:08.55 | Wormy_away | yes |
16:11.50 | External | I forget the clear difference between bilberries and blueberries. |
16:24.15 | Wormy_away | https://vine.co/v/ew9Q7BzKlPl |
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16:30.28 | Ghelae | Hello. |
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16:32.41 | External_ | dumternet |
16:36.33 | External_ | Was Charles_Murray online here recently? |
16:37.02 | Ghelae | ~seen Charles_Murray |
16:37.05 | infobot | charles_murray <188239fe@gateway/web/freenode/ip.24.130.57.254> was last seen on IRC in channel #sporewiki, 21d 22h 21m 46s ago, saying: 'French long-range hyperspatial artillery: http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/File:Caesar-class.png :D'. |
16:37.21 | DrodoEmpire | No, but he's on Steam and whatnot |
16:37.27 | DrodoEmpire | He's busy currently |
16:37.57 | External_ | Ah, thanks. |
16:38.38 | DecopodianEmpire | yes! |
16:38.52 | DecopodianEmpire | i finnaly took over every grox planet in my game |
16:39.46 | Hachiman | Did that years ago |
16:39.48 | DrodoEmpire | Seems like it'd be difficult |
16:40.05 | DrodoEmpire | Just the amount of planets there are. :p |
16:40.37 | DecopodianEmpire | it took 2 months |
16:41.22 | External_ | I have too much impatience for doing that. |
16:41.31 | External_ | FAR too many planets. |
16:41.56 | External_ | I should get to doing that. The mods I have give me some badass weapons. |
16:42.37 | drom__ | baby blue cowards are so cute http://bohuslaningen.se/image_processor/1.1657505.1339324081!/image/435401420.jpg_gen/derivatives/full/435401420.jpg?maxWidth=797 |
16:42.45 | DecopodianEmpire | anyway |
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16:42.58 | DecopodianEmpire | once the spore servers are back online and missions can be downloaded off the internet again |
16:43.11 | DecopodianEmpire | anyone know any good missions? |
16:43.17 | DrodoEmpire | ayy lmao |
16:43.23 | DrodoEmpire | Eh not really |
16:43.26 | The_Randomness | Hello |
16:43.30 | DrodoEmpire | I'd have to check |
16:43.36 | DecopodianEmpire | hello |
16:44.07 | Ghelae | Hello. |
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16:46.22 | Hachiman | Xho: https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xta1/v/t1.0-9/11139346_909654269102054_4557767939401749152_n.jpg?oh=c69828195bed953d000930ad14a264d4&oe=567DC060 |
16:46.32 | Xho | RKO RKO RKO |
16:46.32 | OluapPlayer | spu |
16:46.34 | Xho | U |
16:47.44 | External_ | https://scontent-sea1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/11836638_10153552348999802_92550359494382921_n.png?oh=ebb3139421a6dd66f1b1c1cdb9fcae18&oe=564B7864 |
16:48.20 | drom__ | Appearently there are different translations for codfish |
16:48.28 | drom__ | "whoremonger" and "punter" |
16:48.44 | drom__ | I'll be using them for my image |
16:51.13 | External_ | Whoremonger is a translation for codfish? |
16:51.40 | External_ | I'm going to be having fun for the next few days. |
16:51.44 | drom__ | http://en.bab.la/dictionary/swedish-english/torsk |
16:57.47 | External_ | https://scontent-sea1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtf1/v/t1.0-9/11811349_1025480060819647_3691269718490678152_n.jpg?oh=afa19ec7862fa91fac764205c06cef68&oe=567DF80D |
17:18.44 | External_ | ~test |
17:18.44 | infobot | methinks test is not funny |
17:26.37 | Wormy_away | Xho http://imgur.com/gallery/TSwWuB0 |
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17:29.04 | Wormy_away | I want no Kardashians! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kODnzx694PQ |
17:33.21 | Wormy_away | http://imgur.com/gallery/L5jMMvf |
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17:40.26 | CyraBot | Hello |
17:40.36 | External | eyy |
17:40.38 | Wormy_away | Hi |
17:40.47 | Ghelae | Hello. |
17:41.42 | External | http://media1.giphy.com/media/3H4bokpoiRQD6/giphy.gif |
17:41.57 | CyraBot | What do you think of swtor Wormy? |
17:42.57 | OluapPlayer | ~kick CyraBot |
17:42.58 | infobot | ACTION kicks CyraBot |
17:43.15 | CyraBot | ~annihilate OluapPlayer |
17:43.15 | infobot | ACTION bakes a cake and gives it to OluapPlayer |
17:43.18 | Wormy_away | I'm 50/50 on it. I like the story, dialogue and level design. But I'm not a fan of its combat, its maps are har to get used to, and its F2P model sucks balls. |
17:44.02 | CyraBot | I do love the maps and I think the combat is alright but agree with the rest |
17:44.16 | Wormy_away | It sucks balls because if I wanted to buy essential things like medical droids all the time I'd soon be paying more than a subscriber |
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17:44.58 | Wormy_away | Is there some kind of key I can use to cycle through enemies? |
17:45.01 | CyraBot | That's the worst thing about F2P alright, gets very annoying after a while |
17:45.27 | CyraBot | I think it's Tab but I might be getting mixed up with Sto |
17:45.31 | Wormy_away | Having to click on one after another is slowing me down |
17:46.03 | Wormy_away | I think I should join a SporeWiki guild and play with you lot to make it more fun |
17:46.26 | CyraBot | I tend to only play Swtor a few times a year when I can get a 60 day subscription, makes it a lot more fun |
17:47.17 | Wormy_away | How much are they? |
17:47.19 | CyraBot | Though meeting you would be fun, RP is great in it |
17:47.35 | CyraBot | â¬19.99 I think |
17:48.27 | CyraBot | Though you could buy a physical card on Amazon for less I believe |
17:49.24 | Wormy_away | Thats not so bad |
17:49.26 | CyraBot | I recommend getting it though, 12x experience boast for subs for a while yet I think |
17:50.25 | External | I'm going to kill me friends if they keep liking Akash Kumars' posts on Facebook. |
17:50.33 | External | *my |
17:50.35 | Wormy_away | I've been listening to Star Wars music since I installed lol |
17:51.43 | CyraBot | I should be free on Thursday if you want to meet up |
17:53.38 | Wormy_away | I definitely can |
17:53.49 | Wormy_away | I'm playing as Sith |
17:54.02 | CyraBot | Naturally so am I hur |
17:54.14 | CyraBot | A shinny red one |
17:54.22 | Wormy_away | True blood |
17:54.41 | Wormy_away | I'm playing as a Cyborg, and modelled him on Ming the Mericiless |
17:55.06 | CyraBot | Indeed I have two sporewiki characters based on my Swtor guise |
17:57.33 | Wormy_away | cool, I still need to make an in-universe Toberek lol |
17:58.05 | External | Bye |
17:58.56 | CyraBot | I think I mentioned him as a cameo for the ATR at some point |
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18:25.40 | AndroImpy | I have a cyborg that looks kinda like a mini-me |
18:27.41 | AndroImpy | Hachiman: http://whfb.lexicanum.com/wiki/Truthsayer I just realised something |
18:28.03 | AndroImpy | " In opposition to the the degenerate humans on the misty island, they are able and skilled magic users" |
18:28.30 | AndroImpy | Did GW just call the WHFB counterpart to Brits degenerate? |
18:28.50 | OluapPlayer | Hachi is away |
18:29.58 | AndroImpy | Ah |
18:54.31 | Xho | http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/7/7f/Valentinianus2015.png/revision/latest?cb=20150811185356 dun dun dun |
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18:55.52 | DrodoEmpire | gasps |
18:56.19 | Wormy_away | I read that as Valentine Anus |
18:56.30 | DrodoEmpire | what |
18:56.38 | Wormy_away | Amazing model though |
18:59.26 | OluapPlayer | big armored mann |
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19:00.44 | The_Randomness_ | wut |
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19:31.20 | The_Randomness | Technobliterator: halp, I've been demoted to pleb status |
19:31.33 | Technobliterator | oh |
19:31.36 | Technobliterator | let us fix this |
19:31.41 | *** mode/#sporewiki [+v The_Randomness] by Technobliterator |
19:31.49 | Technobliterator | You are now half-pleb |
19:31.54 | The_Randomness | D: |
19:32.02 | *** mode/#sporewiki [-v The_Randomness] by Technobliterator |
19:32.10 | Technobliterator | And now you are just pleb |
19:32.14 | *** mode/#sporewiki [+o The_Randomness] by Technobliterator |
19:32.18 | The_Randomness | yus |
19:32.25 | The_Randomness | I am now back to nazi moderino status |
19:34.36 | OluapPlayer | You should stay pleb, you're barely here at all |
19:35.27 | The_Randomness | pls |
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19:43.53 | OluapPlayer | Xho: Garry's twitter: "Part of eating in a restaurant with your child is eating your dinner in under 2 minutes before he goes totally apeshit. they don't tell you this when you're ejaculating into your girlfriends vagina" |
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19:47.18 | ImpyDroid | ì´ë£¨ë¯¸ ì
í¸ëì´ ë무 |
19:47.27 | ImpyDroid | Wow that keyboard thing actually works |
19:48.20 | ImpyDroid | Hachiman Xho Monet: https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B5r4qoQ8FsV-Vk9Scmx4NTdwOFE/view?usp=docslist_api "Where is your veil Fatima" |
19:49.52 | Monet | Lol. |
19:50.20 | Xho | OluapPlayer: geezush |
19:50.58 | OluapPlayer | Some dude: "Hope you slowly die in hell, motherfucker, get gmod right, fuck rust." Garry: "reasonable." |
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20:28.13 | OluapPlayer | Xho: Kamaris rp pls |
20:29.53 | Xho | Bit late for me now |
20:30.09 | OluapPlayer | ffs |
20:30.25 | OluapPlayer | but its like 9pm dere |
20:30.27 | OluapPlayer | dat not late |
20:30.40 | DrodoEmpire | Are Spore servers back up? |
20:30.58 | OluapPlayer | They are not |
20:31.02 | DrodoEmpire | Ah |
20:31.03 | DrodoEmpire | Alright |
20:32.27 | Xho | Well I'll be going to sleep in half an hour |
20:32.31 | Xho | Or less I dunno |
20:32.49 | OluapPlayer | You sleep surprisingly early |
20:33.01 | Xho | Work takes the energy out of me |
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20:33.19 | Xho | It's annoying if any of my friends want to go out on Friday |
20:33.24 | Xho | I fall asleep |
20:36.00 | Hachiman | So there is a temporary position for a small modelling agency in the area which provides £100 a session, although I am under the impression that this temporary position is for stuff like nude modelling |
20:36.26 | Hachiman | Honestly for £100 per session I would not mind it hur |
20:37.02 | Xho | Taking clothes off |
20:37.10 | OluapPlayer | No one would want to make nude models out of you |
20:37.11 | Xho | One of my biggest of no's |
20:37.41 | Hachiman | inb4 Xho is the type of person who sleeps with socks on |
20:38.04 | Xho | Only in fecking cold weather |
20:38.19 | Hachiman | den ur fukn weird |
20:38.48 | Xho | My room's very prone to temperatures |
20:38.56 | Xho | In summer it's hot and in winter |
20:38.57 | Xho | Wel |
20:38.59 | Xho | Well* |
20:39.03 | Xho | Shit's cold brah |
20:41.38 | Xho | I just realised that as far as Meshuggah albums go, Chaosphere is really short |
20:43.10 | Hachiman | Yeah it is |
20:47.00 | Wormy_ | I am sorry about earlier Hachi |
20:47.10 | Hachiman | It's fine |
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20:48.15 | Wormy_ | So yeah, if you ever haver kid, it ain't a kids film! |
20:48.39 | Wormy_ | it brings grown men to tears |
20:55.02 | Xho | https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtf1/v/t1.0-9/11866401_1673635889533357_2181509512842535153_n.jpg?oh=c73e37547fd5b62f339570bb3fb72f6f&oe=56466722 Heh |
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20:57.18 | OluapPlayer | Pepe is the shittiest meme created this year |
20:57.32 | Technobliterator | I dunno what it is |
20:57.50 | OluapPlayer | It's a shitty frog which got bastardized so much it became a green versions of Rage Comics |
20:57.57 | OluapPlayer | version* |
20:58.07 | Xho | I thought Pepe was ancient as hell |
20:58.14 | Technobliterator | oh |
20:58.15 | Technobliterator | eh |
20:58.38 | OluapPlayer | The old Pepe was bearable back when he was the "feels bad man" guy |
20:59.00 | OluapPlayer | it turned into shit when people starting spamming these smug faces |
20:59.16 | Hachiman | inb4 chicken tendies |
20:59.20 | Xho | Hachiman: I'm pretty sure the lyrics for Aztec Two-Step is "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" |
20:59.33 | OluapPlayer | New memes are all shit |
20:59.35 | OluapPlayer | Except Baneposting |
20:59.41 | Xho | CHEEKI BREEKI |
20:59.42 | OluapPlayer | Baneposting is the best thing |
20:59.50 | Hachiman | CHEEKI BREEKI VI DAMKE |
20:59.59 | OluapPlayer | STALKER is not a new thing hur |
21:00.06 | Xho | A lot of CHEEKI |
21:00.09 | Hachiman | Cheeki Breeki does not come from STALKER hur |
21:00.10 | Xho | Not enough BREEKI |
21:00.14 | OluapPlayer | Yes it does |
21:00.17 | Xho | It does |
21:00.23 | Hachiman | Oh |
21:00.27 | Hachiman | Well alright then hur |
21:00.30 | OluapPlayer | It's a line from the Bandit enemies |
21:01.58 | OluapPlayer | Xho: http://thebest404pageever.com/swf/EXTREME_RICE.swf Angazhar makes rice |
21:02.15 | Xho | Oh no not thebest404pageeever |
21:02.19 | Xho | I get lost on that for hours |
21:02.56 | OluapPlayer | I found it today |
21:03.01 | OluapPlayer | I too got lost for hours |
21:03.13 | Hachiman | I recall me and a friend of mine dancing to the Cheeki Breeki song when we went camping; I was adorning a balaclava my I found in my stepdad's camping kit and he brought a gopnik hat hur |
21:04.17 | OluapPlayer | I bet none of you ever played STALKER |
21:04.30 | Xho | Nope |
21:04.34 | Hachiman | My friend probably has |
21:04.40 | Hachiman | I haven't |
21:04.53 | Xho | I play guitar u arthritic dunce |
21:06.54 | Hachiman | http://thebest404pageever.com/swf/stalker_Get_down_on_it.swf Speaking of STALKER |
21:07.38 | OluapPlayer | hur |
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21:16.52 | Xho | http://thebest404pageever.com/swf/Meshuggah_Face_of_Wall_Street.swf This is the best one |
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21:20.33 | OluapPlayer | >Meshuggah |
21:20.39 | OluapPlayer | dis no surprise |
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21:21.08 | Xho | http://thebest404pageever.com/swf/ohmygoditsfulloffire.swf Tangent - the .swf |
21:21.32 | OluapPlayer | http://thebest404pageever.com/swf/Snow_Dog.swf have dog |
21:21.54 | Xho | That escalated quickly |
21:21.56 | drom_ | mass uploading on 0.6 Mbit/s connection |
21:21.56 | drom_ | is suffering |
21:22.55 | drom_ | I remember that there were loads of gmod servers that would provide joiners an animated webpage to entertain them |
21:23.22 | drom_ | usually music and looping videos |
21:23.29 | OluapPlayer | http://thebest404pageever.com/swf/time_to_dog.swf and then this |
21:24.24 | drom_ | wait |
21:24.29 | drom_ | it is this page they all link to |
21:24.29 | Xho | I can't stop laughing |
21:25.02 | drom_ | Xho OluapPlayer: http://thebest404pageever.com/swf/Woolawakka.swf |
21:25.53 | OluapPlayer | http://thebest404pageever.com/swf/DANCINHITLAR.swf |
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21:26.27 | Xho | http://thebest404pageever.com/swf/B17_BAWMER.swf |
21:26.34 | OluapPlayer | BOOMER |
21:26.54 | Xho | http://thebest404pageever.com/swf/would_you_like_some_sausages.swf Santorakh explained |
21:27.48 | drom_ | Monet: Wormy_SWTOR: Ya all are welcome http://imgur.com/a/qVLNH |
21:27.48 | OluapPlayer | http://thebest404pageever.com/swf/Skeleton_Party.swf meanwhile at the Underworld |
21:28.04 | Wormy_SWTOR | drom_ Not loading |
21:28.26 | Xho | Mortium - friday nights |
21:28.42 | drom_ | Wormy_SWTOR: Contains loads of large size pngs |
21:28.50 | drom_ | 46 to be specific |
21:28.54 | drom_ | 17 MB total |
21:29.06 | drom_ | Xho: http://thebest404pageever.com/swf/coachs_conquest.swf |
21:29.19 | Monet | The horror -> pheasant ...wat |
21:29.47 | Wormy_SWTOR | loading now |
21:29.56 | drom_ | http://thebest404pageever.com/swf/xfactor.swf |
21:30.05 | Hachiman | "butt pussy" |
21:30.12 | Monet | "blue coward" is I guess a little more mature than "bluetit" |
21:30.52 | Xho | http://thebest404pageever.com/swf/INTERIOR_CROCODILE_ALLIGATOR.swf The fact that this exists has always baffled me |
21:31.06 | Wormy_SWTOR | I'm starting to wonder if I should be a Sith Assassin, if I could sneak past enemies that would be good |
21:31.28 | Monet | I don't fully recognise the f-word bird |
21:31.41 | Wormy_SWTOR | Unless as a Sorcerer I can eventually roast everyone quickly with lightning |
21:31.58 | Monet | "shield toad" dat biology. |
21:32.00 | Xho | http://thebest404pageever.com/swf/Garys_Mattress.swf Sensitivity Level: Racist |
21:32.19 | OluapPlayer | I'm less baffled about the racism and more of the obvious greenscreen |
21:33.26 | Monet | You say "daggertail" we say "horseshoe crab" |
21:34.02 | Monet | http://i.imgur.com/VEBDE2k.png wat |
21:34.57 | Xho | http://thebest404pageever.com/swf/Dey_Terk_Ur_Jerbs.swf |
21:35.05 | Monet | http://www.birdguides.com/media/large/00177000/00177682.jpg that's our Black Grouse |
21:36.40 | drom_ | Monet: Keep in mind that they all are transliteratal, less than 4 off these contains synonyms |
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21:37.00 | drom_ | And one of them is a reference to an old slang |
21:37.05 | Monet | drom_: I was a little curious as to where the names were coming from |
21:37.53 | Hachiman | "Fuck" |
21:37.57 | Hachiman | Genius naming scheme |
21:38.14 | Monet | http://i.imgur.com/vbPRaC9.png this one I actually have somewhere some Icelandic Krona coins. |
21:38.33 | Hachiman | >"All in streets" >Alligator |
21:38.45 | Hachiman | INTERIOR CROCODILE ALLIGATOR |
21:38.45 | Monet | One thing I noticed about Icelandic krona is the coins have pictures of fish on them. |
21:39.07 | Hachiman | >"Give stuff" >Wasp |
21:39.09 | Hachiman | Not wrong |
21:39.22 | drom_ | Monet: The name is in fact an extremely common slang in Sweden |
21:39.27 | drom_ | as well... |
21:39.36 | Hachiman | >"Fuck for Take" |
21:39.40 | Hachiman | Fucking my sides |
21:40.32 | Hachiman | I misread "Dead Digger" as something else momentarily |
21:40.47 | drom_ | You thought it read "Dead Nigger"? |
21:41.01 | drom_ | Because it happened to me when I saved the images seperately |
21:41.09 | Hachiman | hur |
21:41.13 | Hachiman | Yeah |
21:42.04 | Monet | I'm curiosu now, are you saying that "a salmon" is slang for 1000 Korna in Sweden? |
21:42.26 | drom_ | Yup |
21:42.42 | drom_ | You owe me 5 salmons now |
21:43.08 | Monet | I get the feeling its because historically Samon cost 1000 krona? |
21:43.14 | Monet | salmon* |
21:44.20 | drom_ | Who knows, it is an slang after all |
21:44.34 | Monet | ...Good point |
21:45.11 | drom_ | Less popular slangs with same meaning is "lök" (onion) and "kaka" (cookie). |
21:45.24 | drom_ | Usually vary between provinces. |
21:45.28 | Monet | Half of Cockney Rhyming Slang is merely "it sounds like this other word", but some of the msound like in-jokes. Like "trouble and strife = wife" |
21:46.40 | Monet | Some of them the rest of the country started using, like raspberry = raspberry tart = fart |
21:48.12 | Monet | Just foudn a wierd one: Aunt Joanna â piano |
21:48.54 | Monet | my best guess to that one is Cockney torans "pee-an-oh" into "pee-an-ah" |
21:49.49 | drom_ | Monet: This one exists. http://i.imgur.com/wcGt4MU.jpg |
21:49.53 | Hachiman | I always like the term "berk" because of its origins |
21:50.15 | drom_ | Anyway. It was me who created the album with all that 46 images. |
21:51.29 | Monet | "Bristol City â breasts" |
21:51.39 | Monet | Okay that's a good one |
21:52.09 | drom_ | Hachiman Monet: http://i.imgur.com/JHFYkcw.jpg |
21:53.18 | drom_ | Actually there is alot more. But I need to regain my energy first |
21:55.55 | Monet | Actually I'm not sure what's more brilliant about rhyming slang, the fact they can be cryptic, or the fact that full-blooded cockneys don't have to gove the whole thing for other cokcneys to get what they mean |
21:58.10 | drom_ | Let's see. |
21:58.30 | Monet | "so I jsut came back form seeing' me skin and blister who had been felin' a bit mick yesterday, so I looked her in the pies as I gave her a dicky to wear, took ahold of her charlford and told ehr a jape that gave her a good ol' bubble bath." |
22:00.50 | Monet | Feel free ot translate that lol. |
22:01.41 | drom_ | Bad you, smile wall, smile cat, folder, grey sided, can in, fly mouse, white sided, pitcher, fake bubbler chopper |
22:02.40 | drom_ | can inside sounds better |
22:04.43 | drom_ | dig-ling |
22:11.27 | drom_ | I admit it, not many of these are that amausing for the moment, but I do love making these |
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22:56.59 | drom_ | Monet Wormy_ Hachiman: Probably less funny, but new additions since the album was made. http://imgur.com/a/adkNR |
22:58.10 | Monet | Weasel -> smile cat. Dat aint a smile you shoudl trust |
22:59.28 | Monet | "water spy"'s a good one |
22:59.33 | drom_ | Monet: Actually a Stoat |
23:01.10 | Wormy_ | "False blubber chopper" |
23:01.26 | Wormy_ | they are very nice choppers |
23:02.07 | Monet | http://i.imgur.com/EHvlglD.png this oen looks absolutely adorable |
23:02.23 | Wormy_ | http://i.imgur.com/KPli5qd.png |
23:02.30 | Wormy_ | those grow in my garden |
23:03.24 | Monet | I think I've fallen in love with those big bead-like eyes |
23:05.48 | Monet | great drom, now you got me looking at pictures of field mice. |
23:07.36 | Monet | http://www.naturephoto-cz.com/photos/others/yellow-necked-field-mouse-34649.jpg LOOKIT |
23:08.40 | Wormy_ | https://instagram.com/p/6BcOy3s0gl/ |
23:08.43 | drom_ | Monet: Actually, the one I pictured was a rat |
23:08.47 | drom_ | a rat |
23:09.13 | drom_ | Anyway. I realised that I forgot this one, and just recently finished it. |
23:09.14 | drom_ | http://i.imgur.com/Hzo96h2.png |
23:09.28 | Wormy_ | dat not naked |
23:09.33 | Wormy_ | dis naked http://www.reed.edu/biology/professors/srenn/pages/teaching/web_2010/qaic_site/images/naked-mole-rats.jpg |
23:10.13 | drom_ | Oh you got me almost brust into laughing while my parents are sleeping in the rooms next door to mine |
23:11.20 | Monet | Wormy: That cake-sandwich thing. |
23:11.31 | Monet | Diabeetus dessert |
23:12.40 | Wormy_ | <PROTECTED> |
23:13.12 | Wormy_ | American news https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kODnzx694PQ |
23:13.25 | Monet | One of the support staff at the university likes to bring a cake she makes every time we have a crit day. |
23:13.50 | Monet | Let me recall...smarties, marshamllows, golden syrup and chocolate. |
23:14.00 | Monet | and rice krispies |
23:14.04 | drom_ | Alright, I'm considering to publish the album. But should I keep all the 63 images? |
23:14.52 | Wormy_ | publish them, I've seen more than that on Imgur compilations |
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23:16.02 | Wormy_ | Someone said on my Facebook feed |
23:16.07 | Wormy_ | <PROTECTED> |
23:16.19 | Wormy_ | feasible |
23:16.58 | DrodoEmpire | I believe cannabis was known about at least since the bronze age |
23:17.03 | DrodoEmpire | But definitely before then |
23:18.31 | Wormy_ | There is something called "Stoned Ape Theory", but its not very scientifically accepted. But basically psychdelics and such might have re-wired neurons and made our brains bigger. |
23:19.03 | Wormy_ | http://mysteriousuniverse.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/stoned-ape-570x567.jpg |
23:20.35 | Wormy_ | Actually the idea is that it may have heightened senses and visual perception (before hallucination stage) |
23:20.52 | Wormy_ | but its very doubtful |
23:21.01 | drom_ | Hachiman: Fun fact! We call beetles "skalbaggar" -> transliterated as "shell rams" |
23:23.33 | Wormy_ | Stargate! http://imgur.com/gallery/yLj4JwJ |
23:25.03 | DrodoEmpire | Nice |
23:29.24 | Wormy_ | Unique and useless? Why would I want to be a tool! http://imgur.com/gallery/W3ljlBg |
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23:29.58 | AdmiralPanda | hi all |
23:30.50 | Wormy_ | Such a patient dog http://imgur.com/gallery/mSZoM |
23:30.51 | Wormy_ | hi |
23:31.04 | drom_ | http://i.imgur.com/1NfJpna.png http://i.imgur.com/SBV4cTZ.png http://i.imgur.com/UQ597Ft.png http://i.imgur.com/dCrgT1C.png |
23:31.11 | drom_ | Someone please stop me |
23:32.16 | Wormy_ | Hachiman: http://imgur.com/gallery/e00N6KD |
23:33.38 | Hachiman | olol |
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23:34.48 | ZF101 | Hello everyone. |
23:35.50 | Wormy_ | Woman pretended to be a ghost to avoid paying a parking fee http://imgur.com/gallery/36Hbw |
23:36.37 | drom_ | Wormy_ Monet Hachiman: Finale entry: http://i.imgur.com/tiIvJxc.png |
23:36.46 | Wormy_ | last imgur post tonight http://imgur.com/gallery/rl8SSC9 |
23:37.22 | Wormy_ | lol |
23:41.15 | Monet | http://ct.perceptionvsfact.com/ol/pf/se/i54/2/2/28/frabz-Architecture-Student-What-my-friends-think-I-do-What-my-mom-thin-9d690d.jpg me, December 2013 |
23:46.01 | drom_ | Hachiman: http://i.imgur.com/NdGv1Ng.png |
23:47.10 | Hachiman | olol |
23:47.38 | drom_ | Or do you prefer this? |
23:48.11 | drom_ | Other possible transliteration is: Whore Pike |
23:48.24 | drom_ | http://i.imgur.com/qUJ3hQa.png |
23:48.31 | drom_ | Damnit, forgot paste the link |
23:50.18 | AdmiralPanda | pretty sure Hachi's favourite animal species is a boobie |
23:50.45 | drom_ | Pick one: http://imgur.com/a/6V1pO |
23:51.14 | Hachiman | The second |
23:58.52 | DrodoEmpire | Third? |