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00:09.21 | AdmiralPanda | hi all |
00:09.45 | DrodoEmpire | Hi |
00:10.12 | TekDroid | Hi |
00:12.14 | Wormy_ | hi |
00:21.54 | DrodoEmpire | test |
00:23.47 | ETS2MPJackal | DrodoEmpire: aeiou |
00:34.33 | DrodoEmpire | test |
00:34.39 | DrodoEmpire | ~seen Hachiman |
00:34.40 | infobot | hachiman <5187c057@gateway/web/freenode/ip.81.135.192.87> was last seen on IRC in channel #sporewiki, 1d 1h 4m 59s ago, saying: 'bbl'. |
00:39.06 | DrodoEmpire | test |
00:39.09 | DrodoEmpire | :L |
00:49.00 | External | ~seen Cyrannian |
00:49.00 | infobot | cyrannian <562d6746@gateway/web/freenode/ip.86.45.103.70> was last seen on IRC in channel #sporewiki, 3h 30m 40s ago, saying: 'I'm sure her injuries and transformation will play a role in the ending!'. |
00:49.13 | External | 3 hours and 30 minutes late. |
00:49.19 | External | Darn. |
00:57.36 | OfficerJackal | DrodoEmpire: Belated loud and clear. :3 |
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09:27.00 | dino82_ | helo |
09:27.49 | Ghelae | Hello. |
09:28.24 | dino82_ | :D |
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10:04.42 | Ghelae | Hello. |
10:05.02 | dino82_ | Hello panda |
10:05.30 | AdmiralPanda | how's things? |
10:08.24 | dino82_ | great and with you? |
10:11.34 | AdmiralPanda | not too bad, taking care of the dog for a week and a half, cooked my own spaghetti and meatballs which wasn't a total disaster |
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10:26.20 | Hachiman | Hello |
10:26.53 | Ghelae | Hello. |
10:29.30 | AdmiralPanda | hai |
10:30.18 | dino82_ | @Panda: Haha, sounds like a nice challenge :D |
10:30.45 | AdmiralPanda | the trick is to cheat at every single possible step |
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10:40.09 | Jepardi | Hi |
10:40.35 | Ghelae | Hello. |
10:47.08 | dino82_ | @pANDa: HAHA |
10:47.13 | dino82_ | Hello Hachi and Jepardi |
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11:10.33 | Hachiman | Hai |
11:11.04 | OluapPlayer | ~cuddle Hachiman |
11:11.04 | infobot | ACTION grabs Hachiman and cuddles until Hachiman begs for mercy |
11:12.11 | Wormy_ | hi |
11:12.31 | dino82_ | hello wory |
11:14.34 | Ghelae | Hello. |
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11:33.50 | Ghelae | Hello. |
11:33.56 | Wormy_ | Hi |
11:34.00 | Xho | bok bok bok |
11:34.09 | OluapPlayer | dum turkey |
11:36.25 | Xho | Right well now what |
11:36.41 | Xho | I'm severely lacking in the communicatons department at the moment |
11:36.53 | OluapPlayer | wat u mean with that |
11:37.18 | Xho | I dunno |
11:37.23 | Xho | I haven't been on here in a few days |
11:37.25 | Xho | shit's weird |
11:38.18 | Xho | I think I might go and update Kamaris' model again considering I'm on the topic of the Dominion at the moment |
11:38.29 | OluapPlayer | he no dominion |
11:38.39 | Xho | Mahanayans tho |
11:40.49 | Xho | I need food as well but I'm going out later to a steakhouse |
11:40.57 | Xho | Must have the biggest thing on the menu |
11:40.58 | Xho | must |
11:41.14 | OluapPlayer | u fatty |
11:41.17 | OluapPlayer | http://i.4cdn.org/v/1436692419106.jpg |
11:41.36 | Xho | dagit |
11:41.55 | Xho | I kinda want to get involved in the Fictionverse again |
11:42.07 | Xho | Though everything's a little niche and not easy to get into |
11:43.05 | OluapPlayer | Nothing stopping you from just starting your own thing |
11:43.20 | Wormy_ | Well I'm not walking wherever there is http://ayay.co.uk/backgrounds/signs_and_symbols/warning/weils-disease-and-giant-hogweed.jpg |
11:43.21 | Xho | I would |
11:43.30 | Xho | But in return my stuff is a little niche and not easy to get into |
11:43.57 | Hachiman | That's why you adapt your fic to not be exclusive or too niche to be enjoyed |
11:44.03 | Xho | If I try hard enough to get the Kicathian Dissension to work as a collab again I might |
11:52.31 | Xho | So who would join the Kicathian Dissension again if I opened it back up |
11:53.50 | Hachiman | I will have to think on it |
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11:58.52 | OluapPlayer | Fucking computer |
12:14.51 | Wormy_ | So Russia and China may be launching weaponised satellites that can disable others https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BANF9duusA |
12:15.03 | Wormy_ | last example |
12:15.44 | Liquid_Ink | I saw that this morning. |
12:15.57 | Liquid_Ink | I was more interested that Patsy's Magic Bullet is now real. |
12:16.51 | Wormy_ | Yeah |
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12:55.14 | Dogerios | Heil |
12:55.37 | Wormy_ | Now, off to my town's beer festival :D |
12:58.48 | AdmiralPanda | You know what? Cheesy comedy sci-fi movies are my favourite kind of sci-fi movies. |
12:59.23 | AdmiralPanda | Just finished watching Evolution- bad in practically every way that could exist, and yet still funny and enjoyable |
13:00.03 | Hachiman | Aye I did enjoy Evolution |
13:00.10 | Hachiman | TOOKIE-TOOKIE TOOKIE TOOKIE |
13:00.49 | AdmiralPanda | It's even better knowing that the male lead is the same guy from Californication, it made the scene with the ex-girlfriend even funnier because I was totally expecting her to take her shirt all the way off |
13:01.45 | AdmiralPanda | on the subject of aforementioned woes of joining fiction, at least you're generally online around the appropriate time to RP Xho :P |
13:02.08 | CyraBot | It's also the same guy from the X Files, which makes the whole alien thing funnier. |
13:02.44 | AdmiralPanda | holy shit it is too, I didn't even realise that |
13:03.41 | AdmiralPanda | also the funniest "creepy organism under someone's skin" scene ever |
13:04.02 | Hachiman | aYE |
13:04.04 | Hachiman | Aye even |
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13:04.38 | AdmiralPanda | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/User%3ASpriggs077/Ideas#Servants_of_the_sky-gods did this when I was bored, cbf working on Dreams of the Past |
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13:14.05 | AdmiralPanda | I would like to write more, but the two main problems with that are not being able to be online to take part in RPs, and genuinely not being interested in anything larger scale than a character-driven story |
13:18.08 | AdmiralPanda | If I was going to do anything it'd either be a requested piece like what I did for Monet, or something like In Better Times |
13:24.09 | AdmiralPanda | anyway I'ma listen to one more song then pass out |
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13:30.20 | drom | bah |
13:30.29 | drom | Hi |
13:32.53 | drom | Apparently the old internet cables just degraded to the point of more frequent problems and reduced transfer rate. |
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13:36.53 | dino82_ | hellowz all |
13:37.21 | drom | Hello din82_ and Monet |
13:37.42 | Monet | Hello |
13:38.20 | drom | Somehow I feel optimistic but also down today. |
13:40.22 | Hachiman_ | Oh? |
13:42.14 | drom | I was on a theme park with 4 other friends and rode roller coasters and won several kilos of candy today, we did that all the today, save for the car ride that took 4 hours to and back. |
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13:42.48 | drom | 10 hours of candy gambling, circus and coaster riding, then 8 hours of traveling by car. |
13:43.05 | Dogerios | Hiya |
13:43.16 | drom | Of course, we packed ourselves in the car like a box of sardines. |
13:44.13 | drom | We rode a long way home late at the night, we arrived home 2pm at night. |
13:45.35 | Monet | Well waht matters is you hada great time at the theme park |
13:46.03 | drom | Yeah, the minus was the long queues to the attractions |
13:46.09 | drom | The longest took 80mins |
13:50.30 | dino82_ | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/File:ValleyofTranquility01.png |
13:50.58 | Monet | Such a beautiful town. |
13:51.04 | Monet | Are there hotels? |
13:51.21 | drom | dino82_: nice |
13:51.58 | OluapPlayer | Looks tranquil :v |
13:52.33 | Dogerios | It has a certain Oriental feel to it |
13:54.40 | dino82_ | Thanks :D, that was the purpose to give it a serene and peaceful feeling |
13:54.51 | dino82_ | with oriential influances :D |
13:55.03 | dino82_ | it can be visited in fiction :D |
13:56.20 | Monet | Can I boo ka hotel room for next spring? |
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13:59.13 | Dogerios | Monet Hachiman: So one of the latest MLP episodes introduced a race of extremely violent yaks that move to Equestria and cause mayhem everywhere |
13:59.28 | Dogerios | How so you think their country was called? |
13:59.36 | Dogerios | Yakistan |
13:59.52 | Monet | So not Mongols lol. |
14:00.59 | Monet | The name sounds cringeorthingly similar to Pakistan. |
14:01.27 | Monet | PLease PLEASE tell me no pony was calling them "Yakkies" or something. |
14:01.43 | OluapPlayer | Did you just notice the Pakistan pun? |
14:01.58 | OluapPlayer | ALLAH YAKBAR |
14:02.17 | Xho | Oh god what |
14:03.38 | Monet | The timing of the episode may have been inappropriate as well. |
14:03.59 | Dogerios | Monet: The Mongol association can be valid - there is Kazakhstan and Tatarstan too after all |
14:04.06 | OluapPlayer | http://i.cubeupload.com/wZ3hRl.jpg ya git |
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14:04.23 | Dogerios | But yes Pakistan (and Dagestan) is what I thought of first |
14:04.23 | Xho | More or less accurate |
14:04.24 | dino82_ | @Monet: Sure :D |
14:04.32 | dino82_ | hello Cyrannian |
14:04.41 | OluapPlayer | ~dropkick Cyrannian |
14:04.41 | infobot | ACTION sends Cyrannian flying like a yipping chihuahua |
14:04.46 | Cyrannian | Hello! |
14:05.09 | Cyrannian | ~karatechop OluapPlayer |
14:05.10 | infobot | ACTION lifts up his good arm and does a double back-flip to chop OluapPlayer in half! |
14:05.19 | Monet | Dogerios: The epsiode may have been a "too soon" given that yesterday one of ISIS' top leaders in Afghanistan and Pakistan was reported killed in a drone strike yesterday. |
14:05.27 | OluapPlayer | That's a new one |
14:05.58 | Dogerios | It is like a week old so nah |
14:06.42 | Monet | OluapPlayer: Can confirm. We brits love our toast and love to panic over knife use.. |
14:06.49 | drom | So it is becoming more of an adult show than a child show |
14:07.16 | Monet | drom: Chidlren's shows have been adding adult references for years. |
14:07.54 | Hachiman_ | >Yakistan |
14:07.55 | Hachiman_ | What a retarded name |
14:08.32 | Xho | goin of 2 crackistan 2 get sum dank smack innit |
14:08.54 | Dogerios | Hachiman is kuffar and should be beheaded |
14:09.03 | Monet | I remember one sketch on Dead Ringers, this satire show in the UK, where Wolverine revealed his claws and immediately had each of them pulled out (rather harmlessly) by a police officer who chucked them into a Knife Amnesty bin. |
14:09.52 | Dogerios | Speaking of which https://youtu.be/f31X9ug_s_I that's yaks |
14:10.03 | Dogerios | That's basically a nation of Hachis |
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14:10.49 | Monet | :totallynotMongols: |
14:11.14 | Hachiman_ | Eugh my internet is being a shit |
14:11.17 | Hachiman_ | What did I miss |
14:11.19 | OluapPlayer | http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Absolutely+halal_1a10b6_5282224.jpg can't mess with the allahs, they're getting stronger |
14:11.31 | OluapPlayer | http://i.imgur.com/ZUwhYzY.jpg |
14:11.40 | Dogerios | Hachiman_: https://youtu.be/f31X9ug_s_I Your people |
14:11.53 | Xho | but dat's a sikh |
14:11.59 | OluapPlayer | RADICAL |
14:12.06 | Monet | OluapPlayer: Honestly, that guy would collapse with a good punch to the gut. |
14:12.12 | OluapPlayer | GAINS |
14:13.04 | Monet | >Fox News >Talks abotu Taliban > Shows a Sikh Fox...Fox never changes. |
14:13.29 | Monet | talks about Al Quaeda* |
14:14.12 | Hachiman_ | Dogerios: I don't get it |
14:14.55 | Xho | Anyway I finally got a plot sorted for Nu getting cured and it tying into the Kicathian Dissension |
14:15.32 | Dogerios | Getting cured of his insanity? |
14:16.02 | Xho | Insanity and immortality |
14:16.15 | OluapPlayer | https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/11009919_780595175371174_3207276544935649318_n.jpg?oh=769c538d49a0d5db556afc39cccc9382&oe=56241C62 Sarec before leaving home |
14:16.28 | Xho | >saturday december 21 |
14:16.29 | Xho | OOOH |
14:16.41 | Monet | Sarec - Aww mooom.... |
14:17.02 | Monet | Post-Dissention Nu - I miss being a night-unkillable god thing. It was fun. |
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14:17.23 | OluapPlayer | Browser went berserk for a second |
14:17.35 | Xho | Well in all honesty Nu was nigh-unkillable before he died |
14:17.40 | Xho | that doesn't make sense but still |
14:18.04 | Monet | Well if he didn't die he would have been unkillable |
14:18.06 | OluapPlayer | just cus no one bothered to kill him before |
14:18.14 | OluapPlayer | Much like every other non-dead cahracter in the wiki |
14:18.19 | Xho | Nu has died twice though |
14:18.21 | Xho | Or three times |
14:18.24 | Monet | Oluap has a point |
14:19.24 | Monet | In a way...humans are nigh-unkillable compared to dogs when it comes ot eating chocolate. |
14:20.02 | Hachiman_ | Hachi - im not a dog teacher u can gimme chocolate Thea'Nhirara - i kno dat i just dun wanna giv u any |
14:20.16 | OluapPlayer | Dog - FUCKING PINK MONKEYS WITH THEIR TOXICITY RESISTANCE AND OPPOSITE THUMBS yes rub my belly pls |
14:20.43 | Xho | But yeah |
14:21.01 | OluapPlayer | If Hachi likes chocolate, which i see no reason not to, he was probably gained a lot from Thea |
14:21.04 | Xho | Nu's exorcism includes one particular object |
14:21.10 | OluapPlayer | She'd be the kind who rewards good behaviour with sweets |
14:21.29 | Xho | One particularly nasty object |
14:21.38 | dino82_ | hello Xho and Oluap :D |
14:21.42 | OluapPlayer | Santorakh's panties |
14:21.47 | OluapPlayer | Hi dino |
14:21.48 | Hachiman_ | Hachi does indeed like chocolate hur |
14:21.52 | Xho | Hi |
14:21.55 | Xho | Okay not that nasty |
14:22.03 | Xho | More along the lines of a Xhodocto Eye |
14:22.20 | OluapPlayer | Diafthora - ZOG OFF |
14:22.26 | Monet | Thea'Niraha - I reward Hachi with swees and chocolate and scold him by squirting water in his face. |
14:23.07 | OluapPlayer | Other than sending him to a deadly war before he was even 10 years old, I don't imagine Thea punishing Hachi in any physical way |
14:23.25 | OluapPlayer | But now that he's on his 20s she'd probably tail slap him to get his attention |
14:23.31 | Hachiman_ | Hachi - i dun wanna do practice today teacher i wanna sit around and watch por- argglblargl |
14:23.57 | Monet | Thea punishes happy by magicking away his porn stache. |
14:24.02 | Monet | Hachi* |
14:24.06 | Hachiman_ | I can imagine Hachi being weirded out by the thought of being fed Mimi's sugar cubes since he would be thinking along the lines of "I am eating another living being's flesh" |
14:24.21 | OluapPlayer | Mimi - its not flesh u dum shit its solid essence |
14:24.41 | Xho | Santorakh - u wanna kno what solid chaos energy tastes like u guessed it |
14:24.44 | Hachiman_ | Hachi - still a part of u it wud b like if u ate muh dik pls |
14:24.59 | OluapPlayer | Mimi - im an underage ball dude |
14:25.22 | Monet | Wait how old is Mimi? |
14:25.23 | Dogerios | Thea punishes Hachi by replacing all his porn with videos of her looking at him sternly |
14:25.33 | Hachiman_ | olol |
14:25.45 | OluapPlayer | Actually considering the Dream Realm is outside of time she's probably ageless |
14:25.50 | Xho | Hachi - well dats a boner killer |
14:25.53 | OluapPlayer | But she has the personality of a 15 year old girl |
14:25.54 | Hachiman_ | I thought Mimi was not constrained by age hur |
14:26.39 | OluapPlayer | Thea and Mimi are both as old now as they were when they were created |
14:26.42 | Dogerios | OluapPlayer: In France that is legal |
14:26.50 | OluapPlayer | HON HON HON |
14:27.06 | Hachiman_ | ZUCK ON ZHE BAGUETTE |
14:27.24 | Monet | I just remembered that time Hachi was shown a university and was surprised at the idea there were people who wanted to go to school. |
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14:27.32 | Monet | I just remembered that time Hachi was shown a university and was surprised at the idea there were people who wanted to go to school. |
14:29.04 | Hachiman_ | Hachi will probably want to attend some form of academic education if Thea has not taught him school stuff |
14:29.16 | Hachiman_ | That is, post-ascension |
14:29.24 | Monet | THis was 17-year-old Hachi I think |
14:29.33 | Dogerios | There was a popular French movie that was like 50% lesbian sex with a 14-year old girl |
14:29.47 | Hachiman_ | Man how crude |
14:29.50 | Dogerios | It won several prestigious awards too |
14:30.09 | Monet | OluapPlayer: I just realised something horrible about that Sarec joke: Most inquisitors are raised from orphans and street urchins. |
14:30.16 | Dogerios | Hachiman_: Hmm? |
14:30.18 | OluapPlayer | Thea would probably have taught him stuff but it'd be more along the realms of street smart than book smart |
14:30.36 | OluapPlayer | [pedo priest joke] |
14:31.06 | Monet | Lol |
14:31.35 | Hachiman_ | Dogerios: Then again I suppose if stuff like Django Unleashed can win an award despite being full of the 'N' word then I cannot see why a French pedo-film can't |
14:31.41 | Hachiman_ | Unchained even |
14:31.57 | Dogerios | It's actually kind of deep |
14:32.07 | Hachiman_ | Inside of the 14-year-old |
14:32.07 | OluapPlayer | Deep into the girl yes |
14:32.11 | OluapPlayer | c |
14:32.14 | Hachiman_ | ayy |
14:32.17 | Dogerios | >lesbian |
14:32.27 | OluapPlayer | Lesbians can do penetration |
14:32.28 | Monet | Fortunately clerics of Drakon's Path aren't forced to take a vow of celibacy so choir boys aren't the only "release valve" available to them. |
14:32.32 | OluapPlayer | It just doesn't involve dongs |
14:32.34 | Hachiman_ | >implying penetration is purely hetero |
14:32.34 | Dogerios | True |
14:32.42 | Monet | I think it involves dildos. |
14:32.47 | OluapPlayer | Well it can involve dongs, they're just not fleshy ones |
14:32.51 | Dogerios | I do not remember such a scene |
14:32.58 | OluapPlayer | Of course you watched it |
14:33.44 | Dogerios | Strangely sex aside it is actually a rather realistic and detailed romance story |
14:34.15 | OluapPlayer | You need to go back home so we can move fiction on instead of watching pedo lesbian porn |
14:34.27 | Hachiman_ | In FRENCH even |
14:36.00 | Dogerios | My mistake |
14:36.03 | Dogerios | She is 15 |
14:36.11 | Dogerios | The movie is 12+ |
14:36.15 | Hachiman_ | dat dun maek it any betta |
14:37.08 | Hachiman_ | Apparently a show is gonna be broadcast on Sky in the UK called "OAP Internet Virgins" which is about a Youtuber introducing old people to how to use and navigate computer hardware and software - I was initially mislead by the name of the show and I am disappointed with the result |
14:37.19 | Monet | Dogerios: Do they fuck at all. |
14:37.36 | Dogerios | Monet: ...I sense a pun |
14:38.27 | Monet | Well I read somewhere that in American media any overt homoerotic behaviour, even something like kissing, can give a film an 18+. But that's not the casei nEurope |
14:39.14 | Dogerios | Well AFAIK it was mostly softcore |
14:39.34 | Monet | In Europe a film can contain girls kissing, hugging or perhaps even making out and the film board often rates it similar to any other chick flick. |
14:39.44 | Dogerios | Monet: There is a reason Russians call you "Gayrope" hur |
14:40.17 | Hachiman_ | Yes; because we are a tolerant and open society that does not brand homosexuals as the Devil |
14:41.04 | Dogerios | We can love men too |
14:41.10 | Dogerios | As long as that man is Putin |
14:41.33 | Hachiman_ | >Implying Putin is but a mere man |
14:42.48 | Dogerios | Well what word should be used for being attracted to Putin |
14:43.25 | Monet | Putinsexual? |
14:43.29 | Dogerios | Ya |
14:44.09 | Hachiman_ | A rexiphiliac |
14:44.14 | Dogerios | Meh me may be homophobic but we also have much less problems with Muslims so I guess we are even |
14:44.30 | Hachiman_ | ALLAH ACKBAR |
14:44.44 | OluapPlayer | Your love for lesbians alone outweighs all of Russia's homophobia |
14:46.00 | Hachiman_ | To be fair, Russians do not have their soldiers or civilians captured and beheaded on live broadcast by Islamic extremists |
14:46.13 | Hachiman_ | So of course you would have less trouble |
14:46.57 | Dogerios | We do |
14:47.03 | Dogerios | Except we crush them |
14:47.13 | Dogerios | Chechnya has paid for its insolence |
14:47.33 | Monet | Also Russia wasn't involved in the Middle East wars of 1992 and 2003. |
14:48.00 | Dogerios | Russians are actually kind of sympathetic towards Saddam |
14:48.02 | Monet | Part of ISIS' motivation is lashing out against the mor recently oppressing NATO |
14:49.37 | Dogerios | Hachiman_: What I am talking about is that we have a huge city that is almost purely 50% Christian and 50% Muslim and we actually avoid religious violence there |
14:51.14 | Dogerios | Also we have a mosquechurch |
14:51.27 | Dogerios | https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/95/%D0%A5%D1%80%D0%B0%D0%BC_%D0%92%D1%81%D0%B5%D1%85_%D0%A0%D0%B5%D0%BB%D0%B8%D0%B3%D0%B8%D0%B9.JPG |
14:53.02 | Dogerios | Wait no |
14:53.12 | Dogerios | It is a mosquechurchsynagogue |
14:53.15 | Monet | There's a sideways window |
14:54.55 | Dogerios | Hachiman_: There are major historical and cultural reasons for Russian homophobia just as there are major reasons for European Islamophobia, you have no competence to actually judge Russians |
14:55.09 | Dogerios | Sorry if I sounded rude |
14:56.37 | OluapPlayer | They both need to get over themselves and embrace the dong friction and the explosives respectively |
14:57.19 | Monet | Even other Muslims hate the explosive-loving Muslims. |
14:57.32 | Dogerios | Not all of them but many definitelt |
14:57.58 | Dogerios | From what I've heard the Tatars blame Saudi Arabia |
14:58.45 | Monet | ISIS to Islam is like the odd kid at the back of the class who was always playing about with a lighter. |
15:01.18 | Dogerios | Anyway Hachi's reasoning is not correct, we have had our share of bloody conflicts with Islamic extremists |
15:01.46 | Dogerios | But we do not blame all Muslims for these wars |
15:01.54 | Dogerios | Just the Chechens hur |
15:03.13 | Dogerios | Nobody likes them |
15:03.22 | Dogerios | Rich bastards |
15:05.23 | Dogerios | Okay I think Hachi hit my nerve here |
15:05.51 | OluapPlayer | You made your point ages ago, you can stop now |
15:08.51 | Dogerios | Yes but that is infuriating |
15:18.45 | Dogerios | ...Where is Hachi anyway |
15:24.54 | Dogerios | BTW OP I had a nightmare idea |
15:30.32 | Hachiman_ | Sorry I was having dinner |
15:32.27 | Hachiman_ | Why does Russia despise homosexuals then? |
15:32.53 | Hachiman_ | I do not feel I really need to go into why European Islamophobia is as much of a thing as it is |
15:35.17 | Technobliterator | There's no need to go into it, Europe is and always has been full of racist bastards |
15:35.59 | Technobliterator | And of course, race is the biggest myth when there's so little variation in human DNA, it's just that people are morons |
15:36.33 | Monet | Human brains are built to be suspicious of those who are not of our tribe. |
15:37.25 | Dogerios | Hachiman_: One thprison |
15:37.28 | Dogerios | Oops |
15:37.30 | Monet | You get playground torment fro meven less variations in DNA. |
15:37.38 | Dogerios | Hachiman: One word: prisons |
15:37.56 | Dogerios | Russia has been a police state for decades or perhaps even centuries |
15:38.07 | Dogerios | Lots of Russians went through prison |
15:38.19 | Dogerios | And Russian prisons have a tradition of... well... |
15:38.41 | Dogerios | + gay sex is a European thing |
15:38.58 | Dogerios | European = EVIL for Russians |
15:39.23 | Hachiman_ | hur |
15:39.36 | Monet | So Russian culture finds it surprising that two guys are willing to do it? |
15:39.45 | Dogerios | Kinda |
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15:41.27 | Dogerios | That is also why you should not call a Russian a hen or anything like that |
15:41.51 | Hachiman_ | >a hen |
15:41.53 | Hachiman_ | What |
15:42.15 | Monet | That word makes me think of hen nights |
15:42.16 | Dogerios | How do you call male chicken in English anywsy |
15:42.22 | Dogerios | Cocks |
15:42.23 | Monet | rooster or cockrel |
15:42.25 | Technobliterator | wtf are the policies of United Russia anyway |
15:42.25 | Dogerios | Roosters |
15:42.26 | Dogerios | Righr |
15:42.33 | Technobliterator | I know Putin leads them but I have no idea what they even do |
15:42.34 | Dogerios | "Cockerel" means "prison rape slave" in Russian prison slang |
15:42.47 | Dogerios | Technobliterator: Centrist |
15:43.09 | Technobliterator | as far as I can tell, their policy is a lack of policy |
15:43.22 | Dogerios | They're conservatives, somewhat nationalist-minded, dunno |
15:44.31 | Monet | tfw when you're a voter but have no idea what your government's polciies are |
15:44.50 | Dogerios | UR overall policy is conservatism, nationalism, multiculturalism, authoritarianism, etc |
15:46.06 | TekDroid | That's pretty much what Western media tells us |
15:46.15 | Dogerios | Corporatism in regards to economy - rejection of pure socialism but with a strong public sector too |
15:47.05 | Dogerios | Oh one more important thing: preservation of national sovereignty |
15:47.31 | Dogerios | As in "let us conquer shit too plz" |
15:48.46 | Dogerios | Russian politics have two modes really |
15:49.40 | Dogerios | "Liberal but incompetent" and "competent but dictatorial" |
15:49.48 | Dogerios | Putin lies somewhere inbetween |
15:50.22 | Dogerios | It has been like this for centuries too |
15:50.22 | OluapPlayer | Warn me when this political talk is over |
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15:50.46 | Dogerios | That is actually a problem |
15:51.19 | Dogerios | Because most Russians think in this paradigm and literally cannot conceive a democratic government that gets shit done |
15:52.02 | Monet | "Liberal but incompetent" and "competent but dictatorial" >> Isn't that a lot of two-party systems? |
15:53.38 | Dogerios | ...Come to think about it yes |
16:02.39 | Monet | I think we bored the channel to death lol |
16:10.57 | Dogerios | Rite can someone call OP |
16:11.07 | Dogerios | I wanted to tell him something |
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16:12.59 | testdummy1234 | testingtesting123 |
16:13.06 | Dogerios | That is not OP |
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16:13.14 | Dogerios | That is Wormy |
16:13.21 | Technobliterator | okay, cool |
16:13.24 | *** mode/#sporewiki [-q testdummy1234!*@*] by Technobliterator |
16:13.27 | Dogerios | ...or not |
16:13.52 | Dogerios | Thought this to be one of Wormy's pranks |
16:14.23 | Technobliterator | Nope |
16:14.32 | Technobliterator | Just showing off some op stuff for the other ops |
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16:34.01 | Ghelae | BRB |
16:34.17 | Dogerios | Azas |
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16:45.55 | Dogerios | Oh god I found the best comment on the new Warcraft movie |
16:46.05 | Dogerios | "They will go with spirit of time. Instead of lok'tar ogar, orcs will yell "Check your priviledge human-scum" and "Stop oppression of green"." |
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16:52.16 | Technobliterator | one of those is hopefully him |
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17:10.21 | Technobliterator | hi xho |
17:10.31 | Xho | GO FUCK YOURSELF |
17:10.32 | Xho | Hi |
17:18.38 | Monet | Hi |
17:19.23 | drom | Xho: Either are you Trevor or Michael. |
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17:50.56 | External | Is anyone having some problems with Wikia? |
17:52.59 | Ghelae | The past couple of days I've had problems with SporeWiki failing to load, and while it is specific to Wikia with other sites working fine, it seems to be on my end since restarting my laptop solves the issue. |
17:55.21 | External | SporeWiki loads fine for me (sometimes), but I cannot see any notifications and picture updates take a long time to load. |
17:56.05 | External | It's annoying. I also can't see the Spore logo on the SporeWiki tab, so that may mean something. |
17:57.40 | drom | It is one of the reasons I'm for migrating to an other wiki host |
17:58.57 | dino82_ | hi drom! |
18:00.19 | drom | Hello again dino82_ |
18:02.20 | Cyrannian | http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/6/6d/IGWReboot02.png/revision/latest?cb=20150712180054 - Take a look |
18:02.58 | External | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/File:TrueYahars.png Much better model than the last one. The last one was terrible |
18:03.14 | Cyrannian | Very nice |
18:03.39 | External | Thanks. |
18:04.15 | External | That image looks like the background is from Space Engineers? What did you do to do that? |
18:05.12 | Cyrannian | The background is one of Wormy's Station Halcyon ground parts on top of one of my Oikoumene ship models |
18:09.46 | External | Cool |
18:12.34 | Monet | Trevor/clear |
18:12.46 | Monet | Brain fart |
18:30.06 | Xho | I kinda want to an essay on the PGPS page |
18:30.14 | Xho | Though on what |
18:30.37 | Monet | Xho: Something from a Kicath maybe? |
18:30.56 | Xho | Yeah |
18:31.06 | Xho | Philosophy of Aesthetics from a Kicath |
18:31.11 | Xho | "Everything is ugly." |
18:33.09 | OluapPlayer | "Especially Mu's arm." |
18:34.14 | Monet | Maybe a sociogical look into how the Empire is still going despite its long history of assassinations? |
18:34.22 | Xho | I guess so |
18:34.32 | Xho | The Kicath are well attuned with essence as well as historical subjects |
18:34.50 | OluapPlayer | "ANSWER IS MAGIC." |
18:38.36 | Xho | Actually I think their cybernetics culture could be an interesting thing to go into |
18:38.46 | Xho | That would be ethics I guess |
18:41.03 | Xho | Though if I were to talk about the entire technology culture would that still fall under ethics |
18:41.59 | Monet | I published one article about the DI's capitalist culture so why not. I thought it was philosophy and ethics |
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19:23.19 | DrodoEmpire | Hey everyone |
19:23.54 | Monet | Hello |
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19:28.28 | Dogerios | OluapPlayer: Can you give me a Black Fog titan pad link |
19:28.59 | External | Cyrannian: While we have time, would you like to discuss how Kideaza becomes a Phaedric Lord on the Titanpad? |
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19:31.01 | Cyrannian | Perhaps in a while, working on something else at the moment. |
19:31.55 | External | Tell me when on here since I can't receive notifications on the Wiki |
19:34.15 | dino82_ | bye bye |
19:43.27 | Xho | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:PGPS/The_Art_of_Technology blah |
19:46.37 | DrodoEmpire | Interesting |
19:47.19 | Ghelaway | reads it |
19:47.39 | Ghelaway | has actually been here for ages but forgot to change his nick back to "Ghel" |
19:50.21 | Cyrannian | Indeed, very interesting Xho |
19:54.25 | Monet | The end was quite solemn. |
19:55.19 | Monet | I like the author's examination of how modern technology might be subsuming old traditions such as the peerage tattoos that the Kicath wear. |
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19:58.08 | Monet | One again there seems to be evidence of the similarities between Draconis and Kicath. |
19:58.50 | Monet | Examining and understanding that could be potentially interesting essay material. |
20:00.59 | Hachiman | The term 'convergent evolution' can be applied to culture as well as physiology |
20:01.56 | Wormy_away | hi im back |
20:02.06 | Monet | Hi |
20:02.09 | External | Hi |
20:02.13 | Monet | Hachiman: Could be applied here. |
20:02.23 | Wormy_away | I have eaten lavendar cake for the first time |
20:02.54 | Wormy_away | It was... Astongishly good] |
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20:03.33 | Wormy_away | Hi |
20:03.47 | LuxorPL | Hey guys. |
20:03.55 | Cyrannian | Hello! |
20:04.00 | External | Hola |
20:04.03 | Monet | Hello |
20:04.18 | LuxorPL | Cyran, which tab should I select to discuss this collab? |
20:05.01 | Wormy_ | If you eat lavendar, you wuill wonder where its been in your life |
20:05.25 | External | For private chat, click on Cyrannians name on the tab to the right and click "query" |
20:05.31 | LuxorPL | Okay, thanks. |
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20:05.40 | LuxorPL | Wormy, you are drunk go hom |
20:05.41 | External | Wormy_: What? |
20:06.10 | Wormy_ | wow you know more about me than i iknow about you |
20:06.17 | Monet | Xho: I think I've said this before but I can imagine the Kicath could be fairly spread and have high social and cultural influence in the DI. |
20:06.33 | Wormy_ | you have me at a disavantage |
20:06.48 | LuxorPL | Wormy no stop |
20:06.52 | LuxorPL | I dont want meth |
20:07.14 | Wormy_ | Basically I went to my town's beer and food festival, to gluttonise |
20:07.35 | Wormy_ | I bought lavdenar cake |
20:07.39 | Monet | Meth bad, do weed. |
20:07.40 | Wormy_ | It was amazing |
20:07.42 | Monet | Weed fun. |
20:08.30 | Wormy_ | <PROTECTED> |
20:08.47 | LuxorPL | I wish I could met him personally |
20:08.57 | LuxorPL | This story is already interesting |
20:09.02 | Wormy_ | And I found Delorean cars |
20:10.26 | External | Lavender cake? |
20:10.54 | Wormy_ | I bought this cake with lavandar filling, and petals |
20:11.11 | Wormy_ | *lavender |
20:12.27 | Wormy_ | It was not like those horrid violet sweets |
20:13.14 | External | I'm searching it on google Images. It looks tasty |
20:13.51 | LuxorPL | External wer are u |
20:13.56 | LuxorPL | Oh, external isnut onlyne |
20:14.02 | LuxorPL | painfool |
20:14.12 | drom | He's here you dingus |
20:14.17 | External | ~seen External |
20:14.21 | infobot | external is currently on #sporewiki (2h 23m 37s). Has said a total of 16 messages. Is idling for 4s, last said: '~seen External'. |
20:14.33 | External | Nincompoop |
20:16.28 | External | test |
20:16.53 | drom | wormy_: Tried a 4.5% cider drink from a brand different from Kopparberg. I was hugely disappointed |
20:17.52 | Hachiman | >4.5 |
20:18.01 | Hachiman | Call that tough hur |
20:18.18 | drom | The alcohole after-taste tasted like the scent of varnish removement solvent. |
20:19.11 | drom | Hachiman: There are 7.5% ciders, one of the brands is Kopparberg. The best cider brand in my opinion. |
20:19.17 | External | Test again |
20:19.28 | Hachiman | Eh Strongbow dies good cider |
20:19.34 | Hachiman | does even |
20:19.41 | Wormy_ | drom: I've had 3 pints of ales, 1 pintb of cider and two rum and cokes today |
20:19.47 | Monet | Stronbow's nice. |
20:19.58 | Hachiman | Koppaberg is nice as well though, easy to drink |
20:19.59 | Wormy_ | Nah you got to try pigswill |
20:20.04 | Monet | Yep Wormy's hammered. |
20:20.22 | Wormy_ | Cider/perry mix thats dangerous, I felt sick for two days on igswill |
20:20.47 | Wormy_ | http://www.lilleys.biz/product/lilley-s-cider-pig-swill |
20:20.55 | Hachiman | And that is why you do not drink pigswill hur |
20:21.16 | Wormy_ | I had too much of that |
20:21.20 | drom | Never heard of Stronbow |
20:21.26 | Wormy_ | Trouble is, it tastyes like apple juice |
20:21.28 | drom | Strongbow* |
20:22.09 | Wormy_ | I'm not very hammered tbh |
20:22.21 | Wormy_ | In fact I'm quite in control |
20:22.22 | Cyrannian | OluapPlayer: http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:New_Cyrandia_Wars/Year_Two/War_for_Capricaer%C3%B3n#Conflict - take a look stinky |
20:22.37 | Wormy_ | The sun today was too strong for heavy drinking |
20:23.03 | Wormy_ | I could have twice as much, I'm very dissapointed |
20:23.43 | drom | We shared a pint of beer yesterday at the theme park. It was okay with the taste, but I wonder which brand is the tastiest. |
20:23.46 | External | I still think you're drunk. |
20:23.53 | drom | I* |
20:24.24 | Wormy_ | drom: I'd always say try real ales, they are much nicer in taste and are often stronger anyway |
20:24.38 | Wormy_ | Some lagers are good however |
20:25.36 | Wormy_ | I mostly drink ales or stouts from the pub rather than cans of carbonated piss |
20:25.50 | OluapPlayer | Cyrannian: Sesoka - IT'S DEMOCRACY TIME |
20:26.57 | drom | ale? lager? |
20:27.00 | drom | bitch please |
20:27.10 | drom | we use the beer for everything but that's not beer |
20:27.27 | Xho | I've got a bottle of rum somewhere |
20:27.30 | Xho | 43.2% |
20:27.32 | Xho | fuk u all |
20:28.00 | drom | There is 75.8% beer |
20:28.05 | Xho | dafuq |
20:28.12 | drom | A bottle of that will get you drunk instantly |
20:28.18 | OluapPlayer | >alcohol |
20:28.20 | Monet | Green Fairy |
20:28.20 | OluapPlayer | IT'S SHIT |
20:28.40 | drom | OluapPlayer: shaddap you don't know joy |
20:28.44 | Monet | I tried some Merlot today. |
20:28.57 | OluapPlayer | Thank god I don't |
20:29.04 | Wormy_ | Xho: I've had 70+% Absinthe |
20:29.46 | Wormy_ | Also tequila with a hallucinogenic worm included in in the bottle |
20:30.06 | External | wat |
20:30.07 | Monet | The merlot had a lovely oaken taste to it. |
20:30.18 | Hachiman | I remember that tequila |
20:30.50 | Wormy_ | http://img1.photographersdirect.com/img/8780/wm/pd160866.jpg |
20:30.56 | Wormy_ | you cab buy dips shit |
20:30.59 | Wormy_ | dis |
20:31.29 | drom | bet that weed beats it |
20:32.25 | drom | Monet: that loaf at the bottm http://fox-info.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/20141229_105740_foxinfonet.jpg |
20:32.29 | Wormy_ | Of cpurse it does |
20:33.38 | Monet | drom: Fox - I r cat c? |
20:33.46 | drom | what the fuck is this beer? http://cdn.hiconsumption.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/The-End-Of-History-Beer.jpg |
20:34.09 | Monet | Someone was tripping with that bottle design |
20:34.28 | Hachiman | Ohgod what the fuck |
20:34.31 | drom | Oh the "strongest beer" I was talking about was actually Snake Venom which has the ABV 67.5%. |
20:35.20 | LuxorPL | You'd better taste Polish vodka |
20:35.30 | LuxorPL | We've got plenty of them |
20:35.38 | LuxorPL | Sobieski, Krupnik, Soplica, so on... |
20:35.39 | Monet | Designer - Ere listen-listen I got an idea. How about, a whisky bottle that - and here's the good bit - that you pour out of a squirrel's mouth! |
20:36.04 | Monet | a beer bottle* |
20:36.21 | LuxorPL | Going to bed, cya guys! |
20:37.06 | Wormy_ | Strongest beer IO had was 12% Russian Imperial Stout. like drtinking a pint of wine |
20:37.15 | drom | Monet: Also legit usage of Animail cruelity hah |
20:37.21 | drom | animal* |
20:37.34 | Wormy_ | Drom: I read the article about that, its roadkill I think |
20:37.51 | Monet | Recycling! |
20:38.18 | drom | Monet Wormy_: Faith to humanity: restored |
20:38.58 | Monet | Although afaik squirrels aren't on an endangered lsit |
20:39.16 | Monet | I rememebr a couple of years ago resturaunts entertained the idea of serving cooked squirrel. |
20:39.18 | Wormy_ | Luxor first impression of me was probably some planetary scientist, now a drunk pretty quickly. Pretty fitting really for someback with a background in geology |
20:39.49 | drom | Secondly, the companies producing cowcather bumpers for cars would be the richest in Earth if we had that design for every brand of beer |
20:40.52 | Monet | Cow-head beer kegs! |
20:40.57 | drom | Wormy_: sorry for this question: But have you ever done rock molesting? |
20:41.14 | Wormy_ | I'm famed for it |
20:41.23 | drom | seeing that you are so into rocks that you are almost dedicating your life on rocks |
20:42.01 | Wormy_ | You can tell the grain size by rubbing your appendages up close and personal. |
20:42.34 | drom | So you also have a storage of rocks, pieces from the famous structures are made of? |
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20:43.15 | drom | A rock of the Pyramids? A block from the Stonehenge? |
20:43.26 | Wormy_ | I don't have pieces from structures created in the Anthropocene, but I do have a large mineral collection/ |
20:44.16 | drom | god |
20:44.22 | drom | drunk people are amausing to me |
20:44.32 | Wormy_ | In fact I enjoyed telling my lecturer that my watermelon tourmaline was longer than his. |
20:45.19 | Monet | Ohdearlol |
20:45.34 | Hachiman | I dunno why but the appeal of wrestling beyond the actual fighting is lost on me |
20:45.36 | Wormy_ | http://www.gia.edu/cs/Satellite?blobcol=gfile&blobheader=image%2Fjpeg&blobkey=id&blobtable=GIA_MediaFile&blobwhere=1355958199206&ssbinary=true# |
20:46.04 | drom | So it is basically the geologists' way to tell and compare their dicks? |
20:46.05 | Wormy_ | You may need to reove the hashtag if the link is broken |
20:46.07 | External | What is that? |
20:46.08 | Hachiman | Like it is not really an actual competitive sport as it is all scripted and rehearsed |
20:47.02 | drom | External: Watermelon tourmaline |
20:47.41 | drom | A large piece of 'watermelon tourmaline' embedded in its natural habit alongside two slices |
20:47.50 | Monet | Hachiman: They're performers yes |
20:48.02 | Monet | Might exlpain why some wresters go on to be decent actors. |
20:48.13 | Wormy_ | Tourmaline crystals that are subjected to a variables in chemical composition during crystallisation |
20:48.39 | Wormy_ | Most Tourmaline is a dull black in colour, but it can vary hugely |
20:48.41 | Monet | ... or this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WWE_Studios#Filmography |
20:49.03 | Hachiman | Like, why even care for who the winner of a belt is when the victor has already been decided |
20:49.16 | drom | Monet: I find it kinda ironc since actors are expensive to compensate. |
20:49.39 | Hachiman | I prefer real fighting |
20:49.39 | Monet | Hachiman: Well its not totally random |
20:49.50 | Monet | But year, Boxing is more suspenseful |
20:50.08 | drom | Hachiman: Drunk people fighting |
20:50.09 | Hachiman | Boxing and MMA |
20:50.15 | Monet | WWE is pure prime-time material. |
20:51.17 | Wormy_ | I need to get myself a dinner |
20:51.18 | Monet | In wrestling the popular wrestlers tend to win more. |
20:51.26 | Hachiman | Yeah |
20:52.02 | Xho | https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/t31.0-8/11722430_2296183590428818_6804432781238081675_o.jpg Meanwhile in Insomnia |
20:52.06 | Hachiman | Although from what I hear, boxing is also rather corrupt |
20:52.20 | Hachiman | Xho: why |
20:52.35 | drom | Xho: Clever |
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20:53.15 | Monet | Wrestling's got all the flair of a circus act, the violence of a football match and the peopel who root for the popular wrestlers are safe i nthe knowledge that their star will likely win |
20:53.20 | Monet | Hi |
20:53.29 | drom | gotta go to my job tomorrow |
20:53.30 | drom | see ya |
20:53.39 | The_Randomness | Hello |
20:53.51 | Monet | All sports have their corruption though. |
20:53.56 | External | hi |
20:59.20 | Hachiman | You can tell wrestlers are performers because they otherwise do not act or fight like normal people |
20:59.45 | Hachiman | They spend too much time appealing towards the crowd and attempting to be dramatic |
21:01.08 | Monet | Itso ne of those sports a lot of people bet on isn't it? |
21:01.16 | Hachiman | Yeah |
21:01.36 | DrodoEmpire | If this is the same sort of "wrestling" I know about, then yes, its all completely, utterly, totally, undeniably fake. :p |
21:03.26 | Monet | And yet I recall one of the lines spoken by commentators in the WWE games is that wrestlers are athletes at a fitness level incomparable to other olympic athlestes like sprinters or swimmers. |
21:04.11 | Hachiman | I will not deny that wrestlers are impressive athletes, but a lot of the muscle is for show as far as I recall |
21:04.47 | Monet | I do see a lot of body-builder six-packs |
21:05.03 | Xho | That being said the stuff they do is actually pretty damn dangerous |
21:05.05 | DrodoEmpire | Yeah they're athletes but they're also acting. No one seriously fights the way they do |
21:05.14 | Xho | Do a tombestone piledriver wrong = death |
21:05.23 | Xho | tombstone* |
21:06.20 | Hachiman | Aye |
21:06.56 | Wormt_ | ngh |
21:08.12 | Xho | I can imagine some of the stuff they do actually hurts despite the fact they're on a spring-loaded canvas mat |
21:08.33 | Monet | THey can still get hospitalised. |
21:08.45 | Hachiman | Such as being struck with chairs and such |
21:10.48 | External | Concrete stairs. |
21:10.51 | External | *Metal |
21:11.46 | Xho | https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/11750626_10207123500192022_7341907259881012470_n.jpg?oh=d7276c639efe06bd5c7dac5c685c2a95&oe=5625C606 My sides |
21:12.15 | Hachiman | olol |
21:13.35 | OluapPlayer | bit rude |
21:16.23 | Wormt_ | More like "See'a you dahn pit" |
21:16.40 | Wormt_ | Or "See'a you dahn pit duck" |
21:17.06 | Wormt_ | I read that with a Midlands English dialect though |
21:17.18 | Wormt_ | *see's |
21:18.17 | Xho | u kno nuthin jon snoh |
21:19.39 | OluapPlayer | noot noot |
21:20.54 | Wormt_ | I am a born a bastard not that it matters these days. |
21:23.27 | Xho | basturd sun uf winterfel |
21:23.49 | OluapPlayer | NOOT NOOT |
21:24.05 | Xho | "Bastard Son of Pingu" |
21:24.12 | OluapPlayer | hur |
21:25.40 | Xho | Well that's my new Steam name |
21:25.59 | Wormt_ | "Winterfel" just makes me think of "Hammerfel" in the Elder Scrollsa |
21:27.22 | OluapPlayer | Jesus christ |
21:27.31 | OluapPlayer | Nightmare Medic Creator: Bastard Son of Pingu |
21:27.49 | OluapPlayer | Nootmare |
21:28.52 | Hachiman | https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/11209560_763360870442770_5023117250881849694_n.jpg?oh=8e8ef18557e589fce07078a4fbb37917&oe=5615C064 |
21:28.54 | Hachiman | NooN |
21:29.20 | Xho | Nootmare Nootdic |
21:29.56 | OluapPlayer | fug |
21:30.21 | OluapPlayer | This combined with me listening to a Pingu compilation is making me giggle like a retard |
21:30.41 | Xho | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4VvRWTD3Ok I guess it's this one |
21:30.51 | OluapPlayer | Yus |
21:31.06 | External | Oh what the hell is that |
21:31.13 | Xho | 0:11 "FUCKIN' NOOT NOOT" |
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21:32.22 | OluapPlayer | olol |
21:32.28 | Hachiman | olol |
21:33.12 | Hachiman | I can't stop hearing it now, it's making me laugh |
21:34.00 | Hachiman | Watching this makes me realise that Pingu is such a shitty kid hur |
21:34.03 | Monet | "So....we meet again mr. Bon-- OWW. FLIPPING CAT!" - What Blowfelt never said. |
21:38.27 | Ghel | So apparently I managed to get this bit of fictionverse metaphysics done in one day despite my expectations: http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:PGPS/Chaos_and_Essence:_Defying_Logic%3F |
21:42.18 | Xho | http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/science/11733369/Earth-heading-for-mini-ice-age-within-15-years.html Discuss |
21:42.50 | OluapPlayer | "I feel no difference." -Canada |
21:43.27 | Hachiman | I hate old people anyway |
21:43.36 | The_Randomness | Ghel: Interesting |
21:43.38 | OluapPlayer | i haet u anyway |
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21:44.15 | ETS2MPJackal | Xho: At least we won't have to worry about global warming. XD |
21:44.29 | Hachiman | There is no "global warming" |
21:44.33 | Hachiman | It is climate change |
21:44.49 | Hachiman | The world is not exclusively getting warmer |
21:44.53 | ETS2MPJackal | I know, I know, it's called climate change. Global warming is SO early 2000's |
21:45.30 | Hachiman | A mini-Ice Age should be eventful |
21:45.51 | Monet | I just know climate deniers will be using this as ammo |
21:46.18 | ETS2MPJackal | I remember seeing a video of some guy in very northern russia filming it snow, and then saying "climate change... is bullshit!" |
21:46.22 | OluapPlayer | Regardless of how you wanna call it, the climate has definitely changed |
21:46.33 | Ghel | Monet: Same. Even without reading the comments of that article I can predict it's going to get climate change deniers excited about "oh, see scientists are now saying it's going to get colder"... |
21:46.53 | Ghel | even though this is only one group of scientists, and they're work is based on heliophysics rather than climatology. |
21:47.06 | Hachiman | Whether humanity was around or not, the climate changes either way |
21:47.50 | OluapPlayer | But humanity definitely hastened it |
21:48.44 | Hachiman | Yeah |
21:49.38 | OluapPlayer | Point is http://new1.fjcdn.com/comments/Praise+him+phaggot+for+he+is+mighty+_4ae53af7f98921fa722fa24295177f27.jpg |
21:50.06 | Monet | Ghel: SO once agai nwe're going to be seeing cherrypicking. What owuld be interesting is what the solar lull will do to the post-change climate. |
21:50.18 | Monet | global climate ,rather |
21:50.40 | The_Randomness | Depends on how dramatic it is |
21:50.49 | Ghel | I imagine the burning fossil fuels would increase as people strive to keep their houses as a temperature they're comfortable in. |
21:51.02 | Monet | " Feersum Endjinneeya BobMex ⢠2 hours ago Prof. Zharkova is an astrophysicist, not a climate scientist. She has never claimed to be a climate scientist, and she never claimed that the Earth is "heading for a mini ice age". I would imagine that she is extremely annoyed about the media's misportrayal of her work." >> this is an itneresting comment |
21:51.09 | Ghel | So you'd have a very rapid rebound as soon as the sun returns to its full power. |
21:52.10 | Wormt_ | Keep in mind even a mini-Ice age doesn't not mean the larger trend is toward a warmer climate, or that climate change is more variable. This is what I can say without looking at the article. |
21:52.26 | Wormt_ | reads it now |
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21:52.37 | Ghel | Monet: That makes sense: since there's more to climate than solar activity, it would be hugely irresponsible for her to claim that solar conditions similar to the mini ice age will imply a new mini ice age. |
21:54.38 | Monet | So what we have is a clickbait headline |
21:55.52 | DrodoEmpire | So no second Little Ice Age? :p |
21:56.06 | DrodoEmpire | Because if we're having another Little Ice Age that could be pretty bad. |
21:56.09 | Monet | No guarentee |
21:56.11 | Ghel | We'll just have to wait and see. |
21:56.18 | DrodoEmpire | Okay. :p |
21:56.54 | Wormt_ | I'm sure we can survive. |
21:57.04 | DrodoEmpire | Because if I remember correctly the Little Ice Age is cited as a secondary cause of events from the English Civil War to the fall of the Ming Dynasty and a lot of stuff in between. |
21:57.16 | Monet | The least such lull the article says the Thames froze over. But again, there's more factors to temperature and weather than the sun. |
21:57.32 | Monet | last such lull* |
21:58.02 | The_Randomness | I wouldn't be surprised to see lower-than-average temperatures across the world though |
21:58.22 | Wormt_ | The fact that there is more anthroprogenic warming than in the 16/17th centuries would requirie working into a model that models more than heliophysics |
21:58.40 | The_Randomness | That too |
21:59.50 | Ghel | A 60% fall in solar activity certainly sounds significant. |
22:00.20 | OluapPlayer | Ice Age Jr |
22:00.31 | The_Randomness | hm |
22:00.41 | Hachiman | inb4 this is down to a Photino Bird infestation inside of our Sun |
22:00.51 | OluapPlayer | bok bok |
22:01.08 | The_Randomness | what do they mean by solar activity here? The Sun's power output or how often flares and such occur? |
22:02.34 | Ghel | Out of the two, power output. Activity includes other features such as sunspots that are much more tied to output. |
22:02.55 | The_Randomness | Alright, just wanted to make sure |
22:06.04 | Wormt_ | Hachi: Lets hope the Xeelee don't come and destroy the Sun in their war |
22:07.28 | Hachiman | If they did I am certain that they would be sure to evacuate humanity from Earth first |
22:11.45 | Wormt_ | Yes, into a universe made just for us |
22:12.35 | Wormt_ | In the mean time we must prepare for the Qax |
22:13.30 | OluapPlayer | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Second_War_of_Black_Fog/Part_3#Kagu.27sai.27s_Nightmare Literally a scaredy cat |
22:13.33 | Hachiman | Squeem and Qax yeah |
22:13.43 | Hachiman | lets reed di |
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22:14.38 | AdmiralPanda | hi all |
22:14.57 | Ghel | Hello. |
22:14.59 | The_Randomness | ey |
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22:16.52 | Hachiman | I like the chemistry between Kagu and Sheo |
22:17.13 | Hachiman | That nightmare was a pretty eventful one I gotta say |
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22:17.41 | OluapPlayer | Where were you when Shu'ytrogarva licked a Radeon woman |
22:18.13 | Hachiman | Kagu - only I can lik da radeon woman |
22:19.03 | Dogerios | Rite link me the reactions |
22:19.33 | Dogerios | I mean did anyone react already |
22:19.43 | OluapPlayer | [19:16] <Hachiman> I like the chemistry between Kagu and Sheo [19:17] <Hachiman> That nightmare was a pretty eventful one I gotta say |
22:19.47 | OluapPlayer | That's all |
22:20.04 | Dogerios | Thanks |
22:20.27 | Cyrannian | I enjoyed it guise |
22:21.22 | Monet | Well, that was shocking. |
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22:22.17 | Monet | Shu'ytro certainly knew how to intimidate and reuin Kagu'sai's mind, having his advisor at Ytro's mercy like that. |
22:22.27 | Wormt_ | http://imgur.com/gallery/4OzBubd |
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22:22.44 | OluapPlayer | Shu'ytrogarva - i was feeling REAL nice dere |
22:22.56 | Monet | Pastarios: Shu'ytro certainly knew how to intimidate and reuin Kagu'sai's mind, having his advisor at Ytro's mercy like that. |
22:23.20 | Hachiman | Pastarios Pizzarios: Jesus your connection is more disconnected than Marie Antoinette's head from her shoulders |
22:23.22 | Wormt_ | http://imgur.com/gallery/xeNzAxB |
22:28.32 | Hachiman | https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/11751471_2296553653725145_8842137365878252841_n.png?oh=5126a7f42338c67dd44463a421e01b8d&oe=56257640 Poor guy |
22:29.55 | OluapPlayer | >tfw no gf |
22:30.11 | Hachiman | Patrick is fucking huge though, look at him |
22:30.32 | Hachiman | He probably has a massive koala dong and the potential for it is being wasted |
22:31.30 | OluapPlayer | >koala |
22:31.36 | Monet | You sure that's not a bear cub? |
22:31.38 | OluapPlayer | r u fukin stupid |
22:31.53 | Hachiman | Oh shit sorry I misread |
22:31.56 | OluapPlayer | It's got a rodent's face |
22:32.06 | OluapPlayer | Bear cubs look like dogs |
22:32.07 | Monet | Capyubara? |
22:32.28 | Hachiman | Nonetheless, he probably has a massive wombat dong and the potential for it is being wasted |
22:32.47 | OluapPlayer | Of course you're only interested in the size of its dong |
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22:33.45 | Wormy_ | hi |
22:33.53 | DrodoEmpire | Hi |
22:33.57 | Wormy_ | I'm starting to feel very out of it now :/ |
22:34.17 | Hachiman | Go and have a rest Wormy hur |
22:35.10 | Wormy_ | Or some tea. Some tea would fix me right up. |
22:37.29 | Wormy_ | But I am slightly scared of over-hydration |
22:37.54 | Hachiman | If you have been drinking alcohol, you are more likely to suffer dehydration |
22:38.14 | Wormy_ | That's true, but I had a big soupy bowl of supernoodles. |
22:38.27 | Hachiman | A cup of tea will not kill you Wormy hur |
22:39.12 | Wormy_ | I think you are right. And anyway, I am always in danger is slipping down the stairs |
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22:40.42 | Zillafire101 | Hello all. |
22:40.45 | DrodoEmpire | Hi |
22:43.27 | ExternalFic | hi |
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22:49.22 | Hachiman | Wormy_: Just to clarify, why do you think that the Downstreamers could defeat the Xeelee? |
22:49.46 | Hachiman | I mean their technologies are both rather unimaginable in potency and scale |
22:51.08 | Hachiman | And they both have timetech |
22:51.13 | Wormy_ | I don't actually know, the upper limits of the Xeelee are vague. Some readers think the Xeelee aren't multiversal, but they are not correct, as they have not read the Destinies Children series. |
22:52.15 | Wormy_ | What is clear is that the Monads and Timelike Infinity, if it exists are beyond the Xeelee, and if the Downstreamers are like them, then they must be too. |
22:52.59 | Wormy_ | It would seem for the most part, the Downstreamers do seem greater |
22:53.12 | Hachiman | Hm I see |
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22:54.06 | TekDroid | Now I need to start reading Xeelee. >.> |
22:56.48 | Hachiman | To be fair if the Xeelee could not defeat the Photino Birds, then it is likely to doubt their capacity against entities such as the Monads and Downstreamers |
22:57.20 | Hachiman | Although it is arguable as to whether the Photino Birds do have the capacity to challenge the latter factions |
22:59.41 | Wormy-STO | I'm doubtful the Photino Birds could have |
23:00.28 | Wormy-STO | Also, the reason why the Xeelee were preventing humans from accessing the the galactic core was because it had Monads innit |
23:00.34 | Wormy-STO | *in it |
23:01.29 | Wormy-STO | The black holes contributed to their reproduction, but they also wanted to preserve life from the former eras of the universe |
23:01.40 | Wormy-STO | All the way down to the Monads in the centre |
23:02.20 | Wormy-STO | Baxter explains the reason why the Xeelee abandoned the first war with man was because it was communication - humans found a way to threaten tyhat sanctuary and upset the Monads |
23:03.07 | Wormy-STO | Fortunately humans found out Monads were there and decided not to mess with them |
23:04.04 | Hachiman | I hear that the Monads were at least partially responsible for creating life in the universe, or augmenting the nature of the universe to allow for the rising of life or something like that |
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23:04.14 | Wormy-STO | They did |
23:04.16 | Wormy-STO | Hi |
23:04.32 | Wormy-STO | The Monads were based on the Monads by Gottfried Leibniz |
23:04.58 | Wormy-STO | Relational entities that only exist in reference to each other, so they existed extra-universally |
23:05.25 | Wormy-STO | To them the universe, once created or modified, is a story. They do not care for the outcome |
23:05.59 | Hachiman | Huh I see |
23:08.26 | Wormy-STO | http://www.deviantart.com/art/The-Galactic-Empire-vs-the-Coalition-481903258 |
23:08.43 | Wormy-STO | I nor,ally support the Legends GE, but not in this case :P |
23:08.49 | ExternalFic | ...Eh? |
23:09.11 | ExternalFic | The annoying part is that it can't be done/ |
23:10.11 | Wormy-STO | ThomasP extracts a bit from the one of the stories: https://bbs.stardestroyer.net/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=150695 |
23:12.19 | Wormy-STO | Hachi: The book Exultant details the origin and hiatory of the Xeelee, and even the Monads at the end of the book. Its worth a read. As well as the terrifying war machine humanity became |
23:18.54 | DrodoEmpire | Speaking of which I need to post something to there. :p I made an account but have done verylitte |
23:18.56 | DrodoEmpire | *little |
23:24.45 | Wormy-STO | Ah |
23:25.13 | Wormy-STO | I think I prefered Spacebattles.com during my obsession with sci-fi debates. |
23:38.27 | Hachiman | So Guiseppe Marco Fieschi, who was the main conspirator in an assassination attempt on the life of King Louis-Philippe of France, designed a weapon in order to make the most of his chance known as the "Infernal Machine" - effectively a gun that consisted of 20+ other guns fused together |
23:40.06 | DrodoEmpire | Yeah I heard of that |
23:40.18 | DrodoEmpire | Basically an organ gun. :p |
23:41.00 | Hachiman | Upon firing the machine, 18 people were killed and a further 22 were wounded, including the King, who sustained a minor wound in the form of a graze across his forehead |
23:41.14 | DrodoEmpire | Yeah |
23:41.29 | Monet | Well it worked |
23:41.39 | DrodoEmpire | Basically a mobile napoleonic battle-line. |
23:42.04 | DrodoEmpire | Well, except that a battle-line of muskets would have dozens or hundreds of muskets, but still |
23:42.28 | Monet | Make a battery of them |
23:42.45 | DrodoEmpire | Yeah... XD |
23:42.53 | Zillafire101 | Fusing 20+ guns together, only injuries his target. |
23:43.06 | Hachiman | Except that four of the barrels burst, four others refused to fire, and one was not loaded due to lacking a touch hole, with Fieschi being injured by his own creation upon its bursting |
23:43.36 | DrodoEmpire | If you can strap rockets onto the backs of they and fix bayonets to the end then you can also conduct a bayonet charge with the machine. :p And with that you've replaced the infantryman |
23:43.57 | DrodoEmpire | *them, the barrels |
23:44.09 | Monet | Hachiman: Cannons of the day weren't much better |
23:44.33 | Monet | They had this habit of destroying their barrels. |
23:44.37 | DrodoEmpire | Yeah firearms of the 18th/early 19th century were a little finnicky. :p |
23:44.52 | Monet | Could have been worse |
23:45.17 | DrodoEmpire | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Punt_gun - I dunno, had he used one of these he would've cleared the entire street |
23:45.20 | DrodoEmpire | And then some |
23:45.36 | Hachiman | Amongst Fieschi's injuries were severe head and facial wounds and two of his fingers required amputation |
23:45.43 | Monet | I once had a Horrible Histories book on the American Civil War and it mentioned at Ghettysberg (I think) that numerous rifles were foudn either loaded but dropped, improperly loaded, or stuffed with between 2-7 instances of shot. |
23:45.52 | DrodoEmpire | ^ |
23:45.53 | DrodoEmpire | yeah |
23:46.12 | DrodoEmpire | Soldiers would just constantly reload their rifles and forget to fire out of sheer terror |
23:50.05 | Hachiman | Also I will never be unimpressed by the fact that Oda Nobunaga survived an assassination attempt in the form of being fired upon by a ninja hidden in the trees of a forest he was traversing through - he survived two major injuries afflicted to his torso from arquebus fire |
23:50.34 | DrodoEmpire | That takes... Well sheer luck. XD Musket balls were *huge*. |
23:51.47 | Hachiman | The ninja had supposedly carried two arquebuses to evade having to reload between shots and Nobunaga was launched from his horse after his Samurai armour was penetrated and devastated by the shots |
23:52.17 | Hachiman | He then got up and proceeded to proclaim that his assassin nor their client would survive his wrath |
23:52.22 | Hachiman | And funnily enough, they did not |
23:52.25 | DrodoEmpire | hur |
23:53.40 | Hachiman | His campaign was not even halted by the injuries he sustained, he continued without having to have someone fill-in for him |