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| 00:11.10 | Monet | h |
| 00:11.10 | Monet | hi |
| 00:12.49 | OluapPlayer | Hi |
| 00:12.57 | External | Hello |
| 00:13.15 | External | Monet: I tried another variant of the armor http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/File:Koladras.png |
| 00:13.22 | TekDroid | O.O My registration is saying I can't take a compulsory course because I'm in the wrong degree. |
| 00:13.42 | External | That is intimidating |
| 00:14.13 | Monet | <PROTECTED> |
| 00:14.37 | External | Yep. The species wearing it are used for heavy duty stuff |
| 00:15.58 | External | "Like blowing up tanks" |
| 00:20.09 | Monet | Heavy armour for heavy-duty actionm |
| 00:20.40 | External | "GET THE HELL OUT OF MY WAY BEFORE I RUN YOU OVER" |
| 00:21.37 | Monet | "Looks you guys are caught against a wall AND I AM THE F***** WALL!" |
| 00:22.35 | External | Aye |
| 00:31.22 | External | "GET OUTTA MY WAY BEFORE I STEP ON YOU AND KILL oh wait I stepped in something" |
| 00:51.39 | External | test' |
| 00:53.54 | Monet | You failed |
| 00:54.17 | External | #Agario has crappy admins |
| 00:54.26 | External | Someone posted a sexual link and nobody cared |
| 00:55.08 | Hachiman | To be fair |
| 00:55.21 | Hachiman | We kinda post a lot of NSFW stuff as well hur |
| 00:55.30 | External | A gay porn site |
| 00:55.37 | External | That was what the person posted. |
| 00:56.49 | Monet | We don't go that far. |
| 00:57.00 | Hachiman | We might |
| 00:57.16 | OluapPlayer | If you want to be banned, sure |
| 00:57.38 | External | Yep. |
| 00:57.39 | Monet | I thought straight-up pornographic websites were a big no-no. |
| 00:57.48 | External | I did too |
| 00:58.01 | OluapPlayer | They are |
| 00:58.12 | External | But apparently that doesn't get you kicked and saying "Agor.io" does. |
| 00:58.18 | External | (don't search it) |
| 00:58.20 | OluapPlayer | There's a difference between innuendo and porn |
| 00:58.45 | External | A gay porn site with old men. That is what it was. |
| 00:59.27 | Monet | Ewww OAPorn |
| 01:00.02 | TekDroid | O.o |
| 01:00.18 | Monet | Don't get me wrong some old peopel can look attractive in their advanced age. |
| 01:00.48 | Hachiman | inb4 Harrison Ford |
| 01:00.52 | Monet | Just not entirely keen on naked wrinkly bodies being arousing. |
| 01:01.12 | TekDroid | O.o |
| 01:02.47 | Hachiman | Holy shit |
| 01:02.51 | External | dum agario irc admins |
| 01:03.08 | Hachiman | There is a show on TV and I saw this huge barbeque grill which can hold like 50+ chickens on it |
| 01:03.10 | External | The only one who would've done something was away |
| 01:03.15 | External | HOLY |
| 01:03.17 | External | SHIT |
| 01:03.19 | External | I WANT ONE |
| 01:03.47 | External | Apparently speaking Spanish is also illegal on that channel. |
| 01:03.48 | DrodoEmpire | I'm pretty sure my brother anyway would kill for a grill like that. XD |
| 01:03.50 | External | -,- |
| 01:06.36 | Monet | Hachiman: You're watching that, I'm watching a documentary on the rise and fall of Gaius Julius Caesar. |
| 01:06.51 | External | Monet: I made another armor for the Racheara, but it didn't turn out as well as the other two. http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/File:Racheara_Plazith_League.png |
| 01:07.04 | DrodoEmpire | Looks alright to me |
| 01:07.13 | Hachiman | I am watching an American show about a company that supposedly "illegally" repossesses cars for a living |
| 01:07.18 | Hachiman | Lizard Lick Towing |
| 01:07.26 | DrodoEmpire | I like the colour scheme |
| 01:07.27 | Monet | Ah you're watching that |
| 01:07.47 | Monet | I have wondered about waching it a couple of times |
| 01:07.56 | External | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/File:Koladras.png http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/File:Admiral_Rictande.png these were the other two DrodoEmpire |
| 01:08.03 | Hachiman | It's redneck stuff really |
| 01:08.13 | Hachiman | It can be entertaining though |
| 01:08.24 | DrodoEmpire | Oh those are nice |
| 01:08.29 | Monet | "redneck stuff" |
| 01:09.02 | Monet | Fair enough |
| 01:09.02 | DrodoEmpire | Hmph, of course I can find my pirated disc of Homeworld but not the damn discs for SC1 and Brood War. >.< |
| 01:10.47 | External | Ouch |
| 01:11.50 | Monet | Oh wow. |
| 01:11.51 | External | I like the color scheme on the Racheara armor but not the armor overall. It might appear better if it used the same scheme as the Rictande and Koladras' armors. |
| 01:12.27 | Monet | The Senate was mad at Julius because he decided to return to the capital without disbanding his legion. |
| 01:12.56 | Hachiman | External: Oh wow, I like that Plazith League bumblebee theme you have going on with the Racheara |
| 01:13.38 | Hachiman | Monet: What was wrong with him not disbanding his legion? |
| 01:14.16 | Monet | Hachiman: In principle he'd be returning to Rome with an army behind him. |
| 01:14.23 | DrodoEmpire | ^ |
| 01:14.27 | DrodoEmpire | Biig no-no |
| 01:15.08 | Monet | It sounds weird but the senate was deathly paranoid of an armed coup. |
| 01:15.13 | Monet | And the rise of a tyrant |
| 01:15.22 | Hachiman | Funny that, I wonder why |
| 01:15.49 | DrodoEmpire | Well really imagine if an army general today just waltzed into London or Ottawa with a fully-equipped army without authorization. :p |
| 01:16.05 | DrodoEmpire | It'd stir quite the panic |
| 01:17.05 | External | Yep. |
| 01:17.34 | Monet | Can politicians really touch such a man who surrounds himself with osmething like that? |
| 01:18.11 | DrodoEmpire | No, not at all. XD Unless the rest of the military intervenes then at that point the general in question is now the head-of-state and dictator. |
| 01:18.39 | Monet | Julius spent many years fighting in Gaul, away from the luxuries and safety of Rome. |
| 01:19.08 | Monet | He came to realise just how corrupt and selfish the Roman aristocracy was. |
| 01:19.11 | External | Qhy are we talking about Ancient Rome? |
| 01:19.29 | Monet | External: Watching a docu-drama on Rome |
| 01:19.36 | DrodoEmpire | Though, probably not for long considering the nature of military dictatorships. As the old saying goes, bayonets are great to fight with, but they're uncomfortable to sit upon. |
| 01:19.40 | External | o |
| 01:19.43 | Monet | Well, is it a docu-drama if it has a narrator? |
| 01:19.52 | DrodoEmpire | I guess so |
| 01:20.21 | DrodoEmpire | I watched a documentary on the Qin Dynasty, it had a narrator but also a *lot* of live-action parts that told the story in a dramatic sort of way |
| 01:20.30 | DrodoEmpire | I'd say its a docu-drama of sorts |
| 01:20.40 | DrodoEmpire | A good one at that |
| 01:20.41 | DrodoEmpire | :p |
| 01:20.52 | Monet | He could march his troops around Northern Italy. |
| 01:21.13 | Monet | The Rubicon was significant because it marked Rome's northern border. |
| 01:21.23 | Monet | (the city, not the empire) |
| 01:21.32 | DrodoEmpire | Yeah |
| 01:22.10 | Monet | the Italian answer to the M25 I think |
| 01:22.20 | Monet | Well, amybe a little more |
| 01:22.26 | Monet | outward |
| 01:22.43 | External | Have you seen BattleBots? They make building robots far too dramatic |
| 01:23.06 | DrodoEmpire | That show's been on for a while, has it not? |
| 01:23.19 | External | Nope |
| 01:23.27 | External | Came on 2 days ago in the US |
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| 01:24.07 | Monet | Actualyl looking at maps, M25 is the wrong analogy. |
| 01:24.10 | OluapPlayer | Fucking internet |
| 01:24.20 | DrodoEmpire | ...Nope, its been on since 2000. Its been rebooted now. |
| 01:24.37 | External | Oh |
| 01:24.41 | Wormy_gaming | I'm liking the NPC interactions in Fallout |
| 01:24.48 | Wormy_gaming | goodnight |
| 01:24.49 | External | Which one |
| 01:24.53 | Monet | Heh, Pompey has just gone "fuk dis shit" when Julius was at Rome's gates. Julius had 10 legions, Pompey had a measly two at his command. |
| 01:25.03 | External | DAMMIT WORMY YOU DIDN'T ANSWER MY QUESTION |
| 01:25.12 | External | >:( |
| 01:26.24 | Monet | He wa still willing to defend the people of Rome, but the city was abandoned. |
| 01:29.36 | External | >: | |
| 01:29.56 | External | dumternet |
| 01:36.40 | Monet | Oh dear. |
| 01:37.09 | Monet | The documentary has Marcus Marcellus goading Pompey Magnus to attack Julius. |
| 01:37.46 | Monet | Marcus believed Pompey was wasting time as he was on the Senate's payroll |
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| 01:39.09 | External | dumternet |
| 01:39.33 | Monet | Pompey has been goaded into a battle by a bunch of old men who know jack about waging a campaign. |
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| 01:42.38 | External | OluapPlayer: u got bad dumternet |
| 01:44.07 | External | Hachiman: https://www.facebook.com/soundsofkoyote/videos/747775838617787/ |
| 01:45.11 | Hachiman | Eh |
| 01:45.15 | Hachiman | I've seen better headbanging |
| 01:47.18 | Monet | From what I understand now, Julius Caesar's career was basically a war with the senate. |
| 01:47.33 | DrodoEmpire | I should draw a Drodo cavalryman in a ridiculously-ornate uniform tomorrow. :p |
| 01:48.38 | Monet | 48BC-44BC |
| 01:52.11 | DrodoEmpire | http://www.planetfigure.com/attachments/crbst_632-633-698_ancien0-jpg.134710/ - Something like this. |
| 01:53.14 | Monet | Hussars certainly knew how to look good |
| 01:53.15 | DrodoEmpire | I *really* like the look of the sabretache and pelisse. :p My favourite parts of drawing that sort of stuff is drawing the sword hanging low from the belt, dunno why. |
| 01:54.30 | DrodoEmpire | Along with the jackets, etc. |
| 01:54.52 | External | http://i.imgur.com/d2sJHAd.png |
| 01:55.25 | External | http://i.imgur.com/1kSoiq4.png |
| 01:55.34 | DrodoEmpire | teehee |
| 01:55.35 | DrodoEmpire | :p |
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| 01:58.08 | External | http://imgur.com/zRg0XCN I remember this Civilization 5 game. Now I dominate the entire map, and America is my only threat |
| 01:58.13 | External | ALL HAIL THE BABYLONIANS |
| 01:59.06 | Hachiman | I remember that there were these ancient cavalry units who wore wings on their armour |
| 01:59.13 | Hachiman | Cannot remember what they were called now |
| 01:59.20 | Liquid_Ink | Hassars? |
| 01:59.20 | DrodoEmpire | Polish Winged Hussars |
| 01:59.25 | Hachiman | That's it |
| 01:59.33 | DrodoEmpire | Easily some of the best cavalry of all time |
| 01:59.45 | DrodoEmpire | With *perhaps* the exception of the Mongols. |
| 02:00.35 | DrodoEmpire | Considering they led the largest cavalry charge in human history, and frequently beat more diverse armies larger than their own. :p |
| 02:00.59 | External | These guys? https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS0hfI3OU1-Y_xY20YQRnsYsQXKra5d4-yvUFCEMCp8iYMW4Ydi |
| 02:01.03 | Monet | Wouldn't consider them ancient though heh |
| 02:01.06 | DrodoEmpire | Yes] |
| 02:01.10 | DrodoEmpire | And no they're not |
| 02:01.24 | DrodoEmpire | They were used up until the 1700's I believe |
| 02:01.46 | DrodoEmpire | Though theit golden age so to speak was the 17th century |
| 02:01.49 | DrodoEmpire | *their |
| 02:02.36 | External | http://imgur.com/gallery/WYmkYTy |
| 02:03.34 | Hachiman | They remind me a lot of Eldar units |
| 02:04.01 | DrodoEmpire | But yeah the Winged Hussars are the stuff of legend, and even after Poland ceased to exist as a country during the Napoleonic Wars Polish lancers were in high demand and proved to be very effective |
| 02:04.51 | External | http://imgur.com/gallery/suLqGAk |
| 02:05.05 | DrodoEmpire | Really it was a Winged Hussars and Napoleonic Polish cavalry who singlehandedly brought the lance back from obsolescence. :p By the 1500's the lance was considered obsolete when compared to the wheellock pistol |
| 02:05.34 | DrodoEmpire | Now thanks to the Winged Hussars and the Polish Lancers, the lance was used all the way up to the Second World War. |
| 02:05.56 | DrodoEmpire | When, with the rare exception, the last horse acavlry units switched to armoured divisions |
| 02:06.00 | DrodoEmpire | *cavalry |
| 02:14.24 | External | You know what's really funny though? How everyone bitches and complains about their government to each other. Then to foreigners we do nothing but talk shit about other people's governments.... I wonder if aliens watch us as some kind of tv drama. "Oh look! The Russians and Americans are mad at each other again! This season is gonna be good! I can tell!!" |
| 02:24.05 | External | test |
| 02:28.15 | DrodoEmpire | test |
| 02:35.40 | External | ~test |
| 02:35.40 | infobot | i guess test is not funny |
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| 02:49.30 | DrodoEmpire | Hi |
| 02:49.47 | OfficerJackal | Hello. |
| 02:54.43 | External | He |
| 02:54.44 | External | Hey |
| 02:55.06 | External | Vincent20100: Dammit Vincent. You got me addicted to this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDQ7hXMLxGc |
| 02:55.28 | Vincent20100 | Such a great tune |
| 02:56.08 | External | clicks on the 10 hour version |
| 02:56.11 | External | ;-; |
| 02:56.13 | External | help me |
| 02:57.44 | External | Why can't I stop admiring this armor http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/File:Koladras.png |
| 03:30.29 | External | IRC is very ded |
| 03:31.03 | OfficerJackal | It's late, and there isn't much to talk about. |
| 03:32.24 | External | Lets talk about this then http://www.amazon.com/Images-SI-Uranium-Ore/dp/B000796XXM/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1429142215&sr=8-1&keywords=uranium#product-description-iframe |
| 03:37.14 | OfficerJackal | Not much to really say about that, other then I would most certainly lick it. |
| 03:38.58 | External | olol |
| 03:39.42 | External | Ive got a Ant hill I want to remove.... is there sufficient quantity to build a working 1-1000th scale Fatman replica to nuke the little buggers? |
| 03:40.03 | OfficerJackal | Haha, yeah I read that comment. |
| 03:40.42 | External | "I want to turn my pet iguana into a 400 foot tall kaiju with radioactive breath. How many should I buy?" |
| 03:40.58 | External | A: 2 should do the trick. 3 is overkill. Literally. He'll die if you use 3. Hollace Bee answered on April 26, 20 |
| 03:42.04 | External | Magic stuff. Been taking 1 spoon a day for 3 weeks. I can now type this review using all 12 fingers. |
| 03:43.23 | OfficerJackal | Yeah, that entire product is just open to jokes. :> |
| 03:43.59 | External | "high velocity, aerial, weighted Mormon net" |
| 03:44.07 | External | I want one |
| 03:45.39 | OfficerJackal | We need to capture moar mormons. >:/ |
| 03:52.38 | TekDroid | My university registration is in the morning so good night everyone. |
| 03:52.48 | OfficerJackal | Night. |
| 03:56.45 | External | Night, |
| 03:57.28 | External | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:SporeWikia%27s_Mentors/Users What is this about |
| 04:00.31 | OfficerJackal | Not sure. |
| 04:02.38 | External | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:SporeWikia%27s_Mentors |
| 04:03.24 | OfficerJackal | Looks like it hasn't been looked at in a while, last edit in 2011. |
| 04:03.50 | External | When I come back from vacation, I will bother Wormy about it. |
| 04:04.39 | OfficerJackal | Hmm... Speaking of which, do you have a fiction in the fictionverse? |
| 04:05.16 | External | 2 |
| 04:05.23 | External | When I get back, 3 |
| 04:07.07 | External | test |
| 04:07.20 | OfficerJackal | Loud and clear. Anyways, cool, can I see them? |
| 04:18.46 | External | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Plazith_League |
| 04:19.05 | External | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:The_Infection |
| 04:22.32 | OfficerJackal | They look good, I like it. :) |
| 04:24.07 | External | Thanks. |
| 04:25.22 | OfficerJackal | I currently don't have anything fiction wise, really, I'm a bit of a mess right now. |
| 04:38.49 | External | test |
| 04:47.34 | External | I'm kind of proud of myself for the plazith League. |
| 04:48.01 | External | Its well connected, large, and somewhat advanced in technology. |
| 04:55.02 | External | test |
| 04:55.48 | OfficerJackal | External: Hear ya. |
| 05:03.21 | External | Why do we not have user blogs? |
| 05:04.01 | OfficerJackal | Because people decided they were kind of dumb, so they were removed, like all of them. |
| 05:04.15 | OfficerJackal | Which I think is stupid. >.< Lots of history of the Sporewiki was on those blogs. |
| 05:12.45 | External | Yeah. |
| 05:12.54 | External | Hundreds of red links just because of that. |
| 05:13.00 | External | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Creature:The_Human |
| 05:13.12 | External | "I made a messed up one" |
| 05:33.30 | External | Test |
| 05:33.56 | OfficerJackal | External: Loud and clear, although you can private message infobot with test to get the same result. |
| 05:34.05 | External | ~test |
| 05:34.06 | infobot | i heard test is not funny |
| 05:34.07 | External | ? |
| 05:34.17 | OfficerJackal | It's an internet check. XD |
| 05:34.34 | External | IRC needs indicators to when you disconnect |
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| 05:49.45 | External | Soviet Union theme |
| 05:49.47 | External | Our Soviet Union subjugates the whole world Like a gigantic bear from the East. The sheep wander aimlessly, without any cause, Yet the Soviet bear's on the hunt. Our brotherhood's a good life, Our generosity is without compare. All those with us are strong, All those against us, beware. It'd be a shame if we had hardships. To all those around us, it's not worth your while If we were to turn you to ashes. We thank you profoundl |
| 05:50.01 | External | mightiest nation in all the world |
| 06:08.51 | External | OfficerJackal: When you do get fictions, these might be good themes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmmnV_oY9SI&list=PL7DXTXnlwEuO5cOYyLpLSC06rxCDNwJc8 |
| 06:09.05 | External | Well when you get it done. :) |
| 06:11.49 | External | I have 1555 profile views on Google+ |
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| 09:41.17 | Jepardi | Hi |
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| 10:34.00 | Wormy_ | hi |
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| 11:40.06 | ImpyDroid | Hi |
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| 11:43.58 | Monet | Hello |
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| 11:45.36 | Hachiman | Hai |
| 11:46.10 | Monet | Hi |
| 11:46.29 | Hachiman | So I am reading into Mesoamerican - particularly Aztec - mythology and religion for inspiration and I have come across some rather interesting details |
| 11:47.55 | Hachiman | For one, Quetzacoatl outright prohibits casualties and sacrifices in his name and was never depicted to have had wings prior to the Spanish arrival, instead being a large feathery snake who happened to be chaste until he was tricked into getting so drunk he accidentally had sex with his sister |
| 11:48.18 | Monet | Poor guy |
| 11:49.11 | Monet | I recall the reason the reason the Aztec sun god demanded sacrifices was because he almost died so that the world could live. |
| 11:49.37 | Hachiman | Aye, he could not function without the souls and blood of Aztecs to empower him |
| 11:50.14 | Hachiman | The Aztecs also believed in a distinct group of extraterrestrial deities associated with the stars which were beautiful goddesses with skeletal faces and rattlesnakes for genitals |
| 11:50.31 | Monet | >rattlesnakes for genitals |
| 11:50.36 | Monet | Talk about a cockblock |
| 11:51.10 | Hachiman | The Tzitzimitl, as they were called, would come down from the stars to ravage the world and cause chaos during times of eclipse |
| 11:52.46 | Hachiman | The Aztecs also, apparently, treated slaves that they did not sacrifice surprisingly well, giving them access to their education system just as the peasants and high-class had access to it |
| 11:53.55 | Hachiman | One of their gods, Tezcatlipoca, was a god of slaves and was said to severely punish any who would mistreat their slaves |
| 11:54.05 | Monet | So along with tiny shrivelled bigheaded grey men, 10ft tall bloodsucking shapeshifting dinosaurs and 7ft tall blonde Orlando Blooms, the list of extraterrestrials also includes gorgeous skullfaced women with snakes for snakes? |
| 11:55.03 | Hachiman | Aye it appears so, as the Aztecs did "not" treat the Tzitzimitl in the same manner as their other gods |
| 11:55.34 | Hachiman | To the Aztecs, the Tzitzimitl are their equivalent to Lovecraft's Great Ones |
| 11:55.56 | Monet | Well to the ancient peoples, eclipses were odd things |
| 11:55.56 | Hachiman | And this is coming from a culture whose deities are distinctly more Lovecraftian than those depicted in other pantheons |
| 11:56.41 | Monet | Its interesting how many societies treat a solar or lunar eclipse as the coming of bad times. |
| 11:57.09 | Hachiman | Aye |
| 11:57.34 | Hachiman | And of course, the Aztecs believed they could ward away eclipses with blood and sacrifice |
| 11:58.14 | Hachiman | One thing I kind of like about the Aztecs is that they did not actually have an equivalent to Hell |
| 11:58.54 | Hachiman | Their afterlives ranged in terms of living quality, the most hellish you could get was probably like living on some council estate to them hur |
| 11:59.28 | Monet | Mild, but i've spent several years on a council estate. |
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| 11:59.45 | Wormy_ | hi |
| 11:59.58 | Monet | Hi |
| 12:00.16 | Monet | Mouthy kids can be as tormenting as actual demons sometimes |
| 12:00.21 | Hachiman | There were a great number of afterlives you could access and the one you went to depended on "how" you died rather than your actions in life |
| 12:00.34 | Monet | Oh? |
| 12:01.02 | Wormy_ | I think I might start the Trials of Kilnok later |
| 12:01.49 | Hachiman | Yeah, such as there being one afterlife for sacrificed babies, one for people who died from drowning or liquid-affiliated illnesses, and so on |
| 12:03.04 | Wormy_ | http://imgur.com/gallery/B9qH8eP |
| 12:03.12 | Monet | I guess the Aztecs thought that given how tough life is, the afterlife *must* be more promising |
| 12:03.26 | Hachiman | The goddess of the sacrificed baby afterlife was Itzpapalotl, who could take the form of a skeletal warrior goddess with butterfly wings made of knives of obsidian |
| 12:03.45 | Hachiman | Imagine having THAT as your caretaker |
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| 12:04.57 | Monet | Itzpapalotl - Would all of you little shits stop crying! I can't help that I look like a herald of death! |
| 12:05.04 | Hachiman | hur |
| 12:05.28 | Hachiman | The Aztecs believed that the sacrifices of crying babies would bring on rain during times of drought |
| 12:05.42 | Hachiman | And they "had" to be crying as they died |
| 12:06.07 | TekDroid | Hello |
| 12:06.09 | Monet | Giving the priests wierd masks will do that. |
| 12:06.12 | Monet | Hi |
| 12:06.18 | Hachiman | Hai |
| 12:06.48 | Monet | This talk makes me wonder how various aliens in the 1st gig approached the idea of "blood is life" |
| 12:07.10 | Wormy_ | Monet, Hachi: http://imgur.com/gallery/iehcWAH |
| 12:07.43 | Hachiman | olol |
| 12:08.32 | Hachiman | I suppose Zazane have a great affiliation with blood given how they are a war-inclined species and all |
| 12:09.14 | Hachiman | Both in the literal sense and the philosophical sense |
| 12:10.39 | Monet | Maybe they were adherants to the idea that drinking another's blood bestowed you with their strength? |
| 12:11.15 | Hachiman | Yeah I can imagine that |
| 12:11.28 | Hachiman | In fact, I imagine some "still" do that |
| 12:11.56 | Hachiman | Although mostly with Zazane blood rather than extraterrestrial given differing anatomies and all hur |
| 12:12.33 | Monet | It would explain why Kordan wasn't the least bit fazed over drinking Zagdala's blood. |
| 12:13.43 | Hachiman | Aye |
| 12:14.28 | Monet | Given that the Zazane side of Draconizane culture came from Zazane slaves, I wonder how knowledgeable the Draconizane could have been that drinking the blood of a Descended really does add at least part of their strength to your own. |
| 12:15.26 | Hachiman | It was probably just myth until Kordan actually went and did it |
| 12:17.26 | Monet | THe Iron Sons of Zagdala weren't exactly willing test subjects. |
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| 12:18.45 | Monet | Given the Draconis have leaned towards cannibalism in their history, drinking wine made from blood might have ceremonial purposes. The early cultures might have been against eating the bodies of those who are honoured. |
| 12:19.48 | Monet | There's a slight conflict in the culture I have provided in that while the corpse is seen as an empty shell, it is considered shameful to abuse or neglect the bodies of the dead. |
| 12:20.21 | Hachiman | Well, same thing with Western human culture really |
| 12:21.29 | Monet | Yeah but in Western (Christian) culture that's because of the belief that the soul will be reunited with the body on Judgement Day. |
| 12:22.34 | Hachiman | So it appears that there were two primary interpretations of which Aztec god became their sun; Nanahuatin, a poor and crippled deity who sacrificed himself to become the sun after the beautiful and rich deity, Tecciztecatl, hesitated to do so |
| 12:22.50 | Monet | Draconis under the Path of Drakon didn't have such an idea. So entoming the body was more a case of honoring in memoriam that keep ing the body for the day th soul returns. |
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| 12:23.20 | Monet | than keepig the body* |
| 12:23.21 | Monet | Hi |
| 12:23.27 | OluapPlayer | Hi |
| 12:23.57 | Hachiman | Tecciztecatl ended becoming the moon after the gods decreed that Nanahuatin was far braver than him and far more worthy of being the sun, so they *threw a rabbit* at Tecciztecatl to turn him into the moon |
| 12:24.03 | Hachiman | Hai |
| 12:24.18 | Monet | Hachiman: Sounds lie a classic story of the weak and the poor willing to do what the rich and vain would not. |
| 12:24.32 | Hachiman | Aye |
| 12:24.41 | Monet | They threw a rabbit at him. |
| 12:24.55 | Monet | Imagine that kind of thinking at a magician's show |
| 12:25.02 | Hachiman | ohgod |
| 12:25.35 | Monet | "Everyoen run! He's got a rabbit!" "I dun't wanna be a rock in the sky!" |
| 12:26.14 | Monet | However that myth does sound like the Aztecs conisdered the moon beautiful. |
| 12:27.12 | Hachiman | The other interpretation, which is my favourite, is that the war god Huitzilopochtli became the sun to oppose his evil sister, the goddess Coyolxauhqui, who was the goddess of the moon and the ruler of the aforementioned Tzitzimitl star-goddesses |
| 12:27.49 | Monet | Both of these have interesting consequences in regards to eclipses |
| 12:27.57 | Hachiman | Yeah |
| 12:29.12 | Hachiman | The Aztec mythology and religious practices were so surreal that neighbouring cultures in Mesoamerica considered them bizarre and evil just as much as the Spaniards did upon arrival |
| 12:29.33 | Monet | The story of Tecciztecatl suggests eclipses are those brief moments when Tecciztecatl blocks the sun god's glory, and the story of Huitzilopochtli and Coyolxauhqui suggests eclipses are when Coyolxauhqui manages to temporarily hide Huitzilopochtli's radiance and unleash her armies. |
| 12:30.03 | Monet | How cold does it get in Central America at night? |
| 12:30.22 | Hachiman | Not entirely sure |
| 12:31.36 | Monet | I know i nthe Sahara it gets extremely cold at night due to a lack of cloud cover |
| 12:32.51 | Hachiman | The whole thing with the Spaniards arriving in Mesoamerica was actually really spooky when you consider how many coincidences happened around the time they arrived |
| 12:32.55 | Monet | Just trying to decipher why the Aztecs would associate an eclipse with the coming of death. |
| 12:33.11 | Monet | What kinds of coincidences? |
| 12:35.07 | Hachiman | Moctezuma, the ruler of the Aztec peoples at the time, had a dream of literal white people mounted atop deer, a comet was seen in the sky near the day that the Spaniards and Cortez arrived, the Temple of Huitzilipochti caught fire, and the Spaniards arrived from the eastern region, where Quetzalcoatl was said to have exiled himself after the incident with his sister |
| 12:35.42 | Hachiman | Does not help that Quetzalcoatl was commonly portrayed with a beard, which Cortez happened to have |
| 12:37.02 | Hachiman | This was also, very coincidentally, around the same time that Quetzalcoatl was supposed to return from his self-imposed exile |
| 12:37.22 | Monet | I've heard of the myth that Montezuma mistook Cortez to be the reincarnation of Quetzalcoatl |
| 12:37.45 | Liquid_Ink | There is however a theory that that was just made up by the Conquistadors. |
| 12:37.56 | Monet | I was about to say |
| 12:38.12 | Hachiman | Aye, I do not believe it myself but I do figure that Moctezuma feared Cortez, which is why he gave him gold to keep him from acting out in hostility towards him and his people |
| 12:38.24 | Monet | Sounds like something the Conquistadors might spread to make the native sound superstitious or stupid. |
| 12:39.07 | Hachiman | Cortez then used the gold to buy the services of neighbouring tribes, who had lived in the shadow of the Aztecs, and had them contribute in taking down the Aztec empire |
| 12:39.07 | Monet | I think Montezuma might have been mroe driven by his dream of white-faced men riding atop deer |
| 12:40.28 | Wormy_ | http://imgur.com/gallery/6RoAHTz |
| 12:41.36 | Monet | I watched a documentary a long time ago of a poorly-known culture in modern-day Peru (I think), who took to sacrificing in the hope their tribute to the gods would stop the march of the Spaniards. The culture itself didn't know much about them besides the stories that they killed everywhere they went. |
| 12:41.50 | Hachiman | Wormy_: ohgod |
| 12:42.05 | Monet | And no matter how many they sacrificed, the Spaniards just wouldn't stop. |
| 12:42.47 | Hachiman | The fact that they were sacrificing people probably made the Spaniards want to wipe them out more because it was anti-Christian |
| 12:44.15 | Monet | That's the thing |
| 12:44.33 | Monet | The culture ended up wiping itself out before the Spaniards got ot them. |
| 12:44.59 | Hachiman | Oh wow |
| 12:45.20 | Monet | I think it was a combination of desperate sacrifices and a fire that consumed their village. |
| 12:46.14 | Wormy_ | http://imgur.com/gallery/oQaRiqq |
| 12:47.32 | Hachiman | Oh that's awesome |
| 12:48.15 | Monet | You've got me thinking now what's going on with the minor cultures that live in the shadow of the DI but aren't absorbed. |
| 12:49.08 | Monet | The Imperium's territory either surrounds or borders the Imeprium so if these cultures know of this there must be a hint of "plz leave me alone" |
| 12:49.27 | Monet | Or the Imperium becomes a vital trading partner. |
| 12:51.49 | Monet | That might further blur what it means to be Imperial. As these border cultures might adopt Draconid philosophies. |
| 12:51.58 | Hachiman | One thing that is interesting about the Aztecs was that they had iconography of feathered reptiles practically millennia before the idea of feathered dinosaurs arose in the West |
| 12:53.38 | Wormy_ | Dragons are a global phenomenon. They are mental archetypes from our earliest ancestors. Therefore we are all dragonkin. |
| 12:54.58 | Monet | COuld it be all the impressive beaks of tropical birds? |
| 12:55.32 | Hachiman | Hm maybe |
| 12:56.31 | Monet | In Europe I can't think of many birds with significant beaks. |
| 12:57.22 | Monet | Africa things get a little more interesting, exemplified by some of the beaks of the birdheaded Egyptian gods |
| 12:57.55 | Monet | Just a hypothesis though |
| 12:58.38 | Monet | Wormy_: So you think the idea of dragons stems from mental imprints inside the brain of early synapsids? |
| 12:59.38 | Wormy_ | Not even that far back. There were both giant flightless birds and giant reptiles in prehistory. And back before hominids, we were a lot smaller |
| 13:00.06 | Monet | In more recent history, the human opinion of dragons (wel, reptiles in general) being monsters might have been in part the result of the perceptions of snakes and crocodiles. |
| 13:01.01 | Wormy_ | A crocodile escaped in Britain during the mediaeval period. It really was a dragon to them. |
| 13:01.26 | Monet | Of all the forms Lucifer could have taken when coaxing Eve, he chose what is widely considered one of the most reviled animals in Western culture. |
| 13:01.31 | Ghelaway | A lot of draconic iconography seems to be ultimately derived from giant snakes. In a few places, e.g. Mesopotamia and China, the snakes were given legs, then in Europe they were given bat-like wings too. |
| 13:02.14 | Wormy_ | Even in Europe, there's the wyrm |
| 13:02.38 | Monet | Draco is a perfect example of "Dragons came from snakes" |
| 13:03.30 | Monet | But how Draco's cousins ended up looking like a gaint salamander with wings, that I don't know. mAybe it's the crocodile story? |
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| 13:05.32 | Hachiman | Dum I disconnected from the IRC on my laptop |
| 13:06.01 | Hachiman | I was gonna say, it was funny you brought up exotic birds because Huitzilopochti was the Aztec god of war and also the god of hummingbirds |
| 13:07.30 | Monet | That's quite a difference in domains |
| 13:07.41 | Monet | The nagain Mars was god of conquest and agriculture. |
| 13:08.20 | Hachiman | To be fair |
| 13:08.20 | OluapPlayer | Bah where's Imp |
| 13:08.28 | OluapPlayer | I wanna show him some new WoW-related bullshit |
| 13:08.36 | Hachiman | If you have ever handled hummingbirds, you will know why Huitzilopochti is their war god |
| 13:08.51 | Hachiman | OluapPlayer: wat dis |
| 13:09.19 | OluapPlayer | I don't know how knowledgeable of Warcraft lore you are for you to understand it |
| 13:09.40 | Hachiman | I know a bit at least |
| 13:09.47 | Hachiman | As in, the fundamental stuff |
| 13:10.23 | OluapPlayer | Well you know Archimonde? |
| 13:10.37 | Monet | I do. |
| 13:10.57 | Monet | Oh yeah its an alternate timeline. Archimonde's not dead yet |
| 13:11.07 | OluapPlayer | Actually |
| 13:11.11 | Hachiman | Aye I know Archimonde |
| 13:11.22 | OluapPlayer | A tweet from a Blizzard employee confirmed it's the exact same Archimonde |
| 13:11.28 | Hachiman | Wait what |
| 13:11.29 | OluapPlayer | He never died at Mount Hyjal |
| 13:11.39 | Hachiman | But |
| 13:11.42 | OluapPlayer | http://i.4cdn.org/v/1435144005886.png |
| 13:12.27 | Hachiman | Huh |
| 13:12.30 | OluapPlayer | Apparently demons transcend TIME AND SPACE and you can never kill them off for real |
| 13:13.02 | Hachiman | What a load of bullshit hur |
| 13:13.09 | OluapPlayer | Meaning his death at Mount Hyjal was essentially irrelevant |
| 13:13.24 | Monet | Actually it would make some sense |
| 13:13.40 | OluapPlayer | Skip to the cutscene of the final Orclord of Orcnor raid, where Gul'dan summons him to fight the raid party |
| 13:13.43 | Monet | During the war with the titans, demons were often imprisoned. |
| 13:14.06 | OluapPlayer | Not only does the raid party kill Archimonde again, Gul'dan escapes through a portal meaning he's still at large |
| 13:14.39 | OluapPlayer | Remember all the effort to took to defeat Archimonde at Mount Hyjal. Now a team of 20 misfits can beat him up with no impunity |
| 13:14.45 | Monet | And the same magic that originally linked Draenor to Azeroth was able to link an alternate and earlier Draenor to a modern Azeroth. |
| 13:14.52 | Monet | The twisting nether is...wierd |
| 13:15.46 | OluapPlayer | It's not even a special trap like Furion did, you just fight him like a normal boss and he straight up dies |
| 13:16.04 | Monet | But... |
| 13:16.11 | Monet | Archimonde's hella tall |
| 13:16.19 | OluapPlayer | Oh he's tall |
| 13:16.23 | OluapPlayer | But he still straight up dies |
| 13:16.30 | OluapPlayer | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lieulbyk9I the cutscene |
| 13:16.36 | Monet | Death by a thousand cuts |
| 13:18.55 | Monet | Since Archimonde thew hi mthough, who knows what could happen to Gul in the interim |
| 13:19.12 | Hachiman | Who is the cute blue girl? I have seen her about but cannot recall her name |
| 13:19.19 | OluapPlayer | He'll come back as the main villain of a future expansion because you can never stop jerking off that orc dong |
| 13:19.26 | Monet | She's a woman unique to the expansion |
| 13:19.50 | Monet | Can't remember her name but after Velen sacrificed himself to purify a Naaru, she's the leader of the Draeni now |
| 13:20.08 | Hachiman | Yeah I remember seeing that sacrifice |
| 13:20.12 | OluapPlayer | I'm less worried about some random draenei than the fact Warcraft's lore gets raped more intensely every time I heard news about WoW |
| 13:20.56 | Hachiman | Considering demons supposedly transcend time and space now, the "alternate universe" justification cannot really be called |
| 13:21.29 | Monet | Its more an alternate timeline |
| 13:21.38 | Monet | But the Twisting Nether links up everything in a sense |
| 13:21.39 | OluapPlayer | It made the whole Warcraft III ending irrelevant |
| 13:21.47 | Hachiman | "Still, at least Green Jesus is taking a back seat in this one." |
| 13:22.02 | Monet | OluapPLayer: I wouldn't consider it irrelevant |
| 13:22.09 | OluapPlayer | If Green Jesus was involved he'd probably have chased Archimode all the way back to the Nether |
| 13:22.25 | Monet | Archimonde was in the process of felling the World Tree when he was killed |
| 13:22.53 | OluapPlayer | It was. They sacrificed the World Tree and the night elves's immortality when this boss fight shows a bunch of random players can outright kill Archimobde |
| 13:22.57 | OluapPlayer | Archimonde even |
| 13:23.43 | Monet | WotLK confirmed that WoW players are far beyond your average person |
| 13:24.21 | Hachiman | brb gonna take a shower |
| 13:24.28 | Monet | There weren't enough of them at the time of the Battle of Mt Hyjal. |
| 13:24.30 | OluapPlayer | http://i.4cdn.org/v/1435151046296.png "Metzen's time schedule" |
| 13:24.43 | Monet | Besides, yeah Archimonde dies, but what happens in the raid? |
| 13:25.05 | OluapPlayer | Whatever Gul'dan was doing gets stopped I guess |
| 13:25.10 | OluapPlayer | This is the last raid of the expansion |
| 13:25.36 | Monet | What's the process that kills him? Archimonde's too big and dangerous to be slapped around like your average Dungeon Boss |
| 13:26.17 | OluapPlayer | As far as these people are reporting, he's a normal boss fight |
| 13:26.40 | OluapPlayer | No special tactics involved |
| 13:27.03 | OluapPlayer | Which's why it ticks me off so much |
| 13:31.10 | TekDroid | Half an hour until my university registration. :O |
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| 13:40.19 | Jepardi | Hi |
| 13:51.59 | TekDroid | Hello |
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| 13:56.01 | AdmiralPanda | hi all |
| 13:57.22 | TekDroid | Hello |
| 13:58.48 | Monet | Hi |
| 13:59.41 | Monet | Yeah, I'm thinking that the DI territories are likely surrounded by minor powers that while not part of the DI proper, they have a varying spectrum of "feeling" Draconid. |
| 14:00.55 | Monet | As the Draconis tend to enjoy a healthy amount of trade |
| 14:02.29 | TekDroid | Okay... do I do a scattered university schedule or a one of mostly afternoon courses... XD |
| 14:05.33 | Hachiman | Back also holy shit Tesco and Pringles have caused an outrage |
| 14:05.56 | Hachiman | Tesco was promoting towards Ramadan by having Pringles' smoky bacon-flavoured crisps put on offer |
| 14:06.31 | Monet | Lolseriosuly |
| 14:06.40 | Hachiman | Yeah apparently |
| 14:06.57 | Monet | Did they say the promotion was in preparation for Ramadan or is it coincidental? |
| 14:07.16 | Hachiman | Preparation for Ramadan |
| 14:08.33 | Monet | Yeah they're stupid. |
| 14:08.49 | Monet | Never liked Tescos anyway lol |
| 14:09.18 | Monet | They turned the pub outsideo f my college into a Tesko Express. |
| 14:09.29 | Hachiman | Ech |
| 14:10.07 | Hachiman | Also, fun fact: leporiphobia is the term used to refer to an abnormal or discomfort of rabbits and hares |
| 14:10.18 | Hachiman | *abnormal fear or discomfort |
| 14:11.16 | Monet | Lookign at the comments sections people are frothing that Grommash is suddenly "I'm cool with Draeni now lets al lbe friends" |
| 14:11.42 | OluapPlayer | That's what we all feel whenever you show up |
| 14:11.42 | Monet | Wierd as it soudns I can sort of see why this makes sense in the Dev eyes |
| 14:12.35 | Monet | Were it not for Gul'Dan or Garrosh, Orcs ad Draenei would still be living in a sort-of peace with each other. |
| 14:14.45 | Monet | They were the ones who convinced the orcs to rape and murder Draenai and everyone else |
| 14:16.18 | TekDroid | Woo, registered for university! |
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| 14:22.51 | Monet | Hai |
| 14:24.18 | OluapPlayer | Hi |
| 14:24.37 | Hachiman | Hai Imp |
| 14:27.07 | Monet | Also other speculation is that Archimonde's not fully dead in this timeline either |
| 14:27.53 | Monet | Looking closely, Khadgar's face when Gul'Dan's staff dissolves suggests to me he's thinking "...Fuck" |
| 14:29.36 | OluapPlayer | He's not dead for real |
| 14:29.57 | OluapPlayer | He's just gonna be sent back to the Nether so he can come back when Blizzard feels like whoring him out again |
| 14:30.29 | Monet | Also when the light from Archimonde's eye disappears...he has mortal eyes. |
| 14:31.17 | Monet | I've never seen a Draenei with anything but orbs of light for eyes. |
| 14:33.44 | Monet | Either that transformation is a feature that only came with cinematic technology, or Archimonde did something with Gul'Dan's body that isn't evident yet |
| 14:34.27 | OluapPlayer | He's an Eredar, not a Draenei |
| 14:35.05 | Monet | The two beings are quite similar. |
| 14:35.27 | Hachiman | Physiologically anyway |
| 14:35.28 | Monet | Well...pre-corruption |
| 14:37.52 | Monet | But even if the Draenei are changed forms, I don't know if its fair to suggest they might be "higher" forms. |
| 14:43.31 | Hachiman | My ex claimed that whiskey tastes nice |
| 14:43.35 | Hachiman | No wonder why she was a dumb bitch |
| 14:43.51 | Hachiman | Considering most whiskey tastes worse than my own asshole |
| 14:44.19 | OluapPlayer | hao do u kno its taste |
| 14:44.21 | Monet | A lot of "manly" drinks taste like urine to some. |
| 14:45.28 | Hachiman | Yeah I cannot understand why people drink stuff that tastes like piss |
| 14:45.43 | Monet | Acquired taste. |
| 14:45.48 | Hachiman | Other than for the purpose of purely getting plastered which is dum |
| 14:46.23 | Monet | I tried Kentucky Bourbon while in Iceland. It was wierd and I remember the taste of spice shooting though my nose. But for some reason I'd drink it again |
| 14:46.33 | Monet | There was a bit of a syrupy taste to it. |
| 14:46.46 | Hachiman | I absolutely despise most beers hur |
| 14:47.00 | Hachiman | I remember trying traditional lager and the milky texture to it put me right off |
| 14:47.16 | Hachiman | Like the taste itself was not horrendous but lager has that same thick milk feel to it |
| 14:47.31 | Hachiman | And I hate milk hur |
| 14:47.38 | Monet | Ever tried cider? |
| 14:47.58 | Hachiman | I love cider hur |
| 14:48.14 | Monet | My bad |
| 14:48.30 | Monet | So yeah, most alcoholic drinks taste like piss. |
| 14:48.34 | Hachiman | Yeah |
| 14:48.53 | Monet | But it can be rather tasty piss. |
| 14:49.02 | Hachiman | Although rum tastes good when you add it with something |
| 14:49.07 | Hachiman | Like coke or Pepsi |
| 14:49.27 | Wormy_ | Its ta\ken me a long time to enjoy wine |
| 14:49.37 | Monet | Well yeah Rum is made from sugar. |
| 14:49.59 | Wormy_ | I've always found it hard and heavy to drink, and makes me tired. But I'm acquiring to it |
| 14:51.01 | Wormy_ | Hachi: Try real ale. Most lagers are piss water |
| 14:51.16 | Wormy_ | There are some good lagers |
| 14:51.42 | Hachiman | I do hope so |
| 14:52.53 | Wormy_ | Brewdog This Is Lager is like an ale, Peroni and Taddy lager are also nice |
| 14:54.23 | Wormy_ | There's so many kinds of ale http://firstwefeast.com/drink/pop-chart-lab-beer-map/ |
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| 14:55.11 | Hachiman | "An immigrant with a degree is not stealing your job when you have two GCSEs and an STI." |
| 14:55.47 | Wormy_ | shots fired |
| 14:56.04 | Monet | Lawl |
| 14:56.56 | Monet | "Dum immigrants with their better qualifications and more optrimistic opinion of this country taking out jobs, they should go back to where they came from" |
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| 14:58.14 | Monet | Hi |
| 14:58.21 | Monet | Personally I don't mind that we have all these foreigners in the UK. |
| 14:58.30 | Hachiman | Neither do I |
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| 14:58.41 | Monet | They're not all closeted cheapskates rtying to leech of the system. |
| 14:59.40 | Tek0516 | Some are. But so are some Brits. |
| 14:59.46 | Monet | There are some but come on we all know mdern mass media is aware they're boring form a reporter standpoint |
| 15:00.12 | drom | Goddamned internet failing everytime I load a page. |
| 15:00.39 | Monet | They'd probably take less jobs if 3 GCSEs wasn't considered an achievement. |
| 15:02.48 | Tek0516 | How does the GCSE work? Out here we just have a single thing for graduating secobdary school. |
| 15:03.37 | Monet | A GCSE is a qualification for a particular topic in school |
| 15:04.42 | Monet | Any topic that results in a C+ grade nets you a single GCSE. |
| 15:05.43 | Monet | (C+ as in any grade over C. We don't have + and - for grades other than A+, which is isntead A*) |
| 15:06.35 | drom | Speaking of grading systems. We use the F-A system. |
| 15:07.07 | drom | F is the grade telling you that you didn't pass. |
| 15:07.21 | drom | Anything from E to A tells you've passed. |
| 15:07.47 | drom | E-D-C-B-A, the A is of course the best possible grade in our education system. |
| 15:07.58 | Monet | So say you do your GCSEs and in your exams you get an overall C for English, B for science, B for Maths and A in Geography amd an F in French. You'd get 4 GCSEs |
| 15:08.12 | Tek0516 | We have R, and then D- up to A+. |
| 15:09.10 | Monet | Actually I'm a little mistaken. You can get a GCSE if you get E or D in a subject, but to employers you may as wel ltel lthem you failed. |
| 15:09.18 | Tek0516 | used to be F instead of R, but the moral guardians don't like telling kids they failed. |
| 15:09.18 | AdmiralPanda | A little late to the party, but Hachiman did you drink the whiskey straight by chance? |
| 15:09.21 | drom | D and C are comprimisses, D is a comprimise if you have passed the goals required for E, but did only achieve *least* half of the goals in C, you get a D. |
| 15:09.31 | drom | Argh |
| 15:09.34 | drom | D and B not C. |
| 15:09.38 | Hachiman | AdmiralPanda: Yeah straight whiskey |
| 15:09.39 | Monet | Universities only care for C, B, A and A* grades. |
| 15:09.49 | AdmiralPanda | that's your problem, whiskey isn't meant to be drunk straight |
| 15:09.49 | drom | B is unsurprisingly C and A. |
| 15:10.14 | Hachiman | How is whiskey supposed to be drank? |
| 15:10.23 | AdmiralPanda | it tasted like shit because, like most hard liquor it's overwhelming, you're meant to dilute it a little with a few drops of water |
| 15:10.47 | Tek0516 | Some universities here won't even look at you if your overall average in below the equivalent of B |
| 15:10.47 | Hachiman | Huh |
| 15:10.49 | drom | Hachiman: It meant to be drunk bi. |
| 15:11.14 | Hachiman | Didn't think water and whiskey went together |
| 15:11.20 | AdmiralPanda | as you know I don't drink, but my bartender friend made up a straight shot and a diluted shot, and you can tell the difference immediately |
| 15:11.35 | Monet | Most drinks are part water. |
| 15:11.45 | AdmiralPanda | mostly for the purpose of proving himself right, but it was interesting nonetheless |
| 15:12.10 | Monet | Straight whiskey is a concentrate. |
| 15:12.11 | Tek0516 | https://carleton.ca/npsia/calculate-your-gpa/ At university level this is what our letters typically mean in terms of grade. |
| 15:13.02 | Monet | A lot of bars actually water down their drinks. |
| 15:13.23 | Hachiman | Hm, I might have to try whiskey again in future |
| 15:13.38 | Monet | It means they can sell more of theproduct per gallon and you'd need ot buy more of the drink to get fully shitfaced. |
| 15:14.11 | Hachiman | Oh wow hur |
| 15:14.37 | AdmiralPanda | bars that sell alcohol for the sake of selling good tasting alcohol do it for the sake of making it taste good, but yeah most bars dilute their drinks a lot |
| 15:14.58 | AdmiralPanda | same reason they promote mixers so much too, much cheaper for the |
| 15:15.00 | AdmiralPanda | them* |
| 15:15.41 | drom | Monet Imperios: Are you both okay with this text? http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Nomatari_Sovereignty#Andromeda_2 |
| 15:16.03 | Monet | I was always curious about the colloqiualism of "fire-water" for beer. When I tried my first swig of bourbon, it all made sense. |
| 15:16.51 | drom | I believe it was mostly used to describe vodka, scotch and whiskey. |
| 15:17.52 | AdmiralPanda | firewater is brandy :P |
| 15:18.07 | AdmiralPanda | well, prettymuch anything overly distilled |
| 15:18.34 | AdmiralPanda | heh, 'firewater' reminded me of Spice and Wolf |
| 15:19.07 | Hachiman | Firewater reminds me of Game of Thrones |
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| 15:19.44 | Imperios | Firewater reminds me of Native Americans |
| 15:19.52 | Hachiman | Most notably the Siege of the Blackwater and the incident involving wildfire |
| 15:20.11 | Hachiman | Hai Cyr |
| 15:21.05 | Monet | Imperios: The term is Native AMerican in origin |
| 15:21.34 | Hachiman | Where was Imp when we were talking about the Aztecs hur |
| 15:21.55 | Cyrannian | Hello |
| 15:22.09 | OluapPlayer | Hi |
| 15:22.44 | Monet | drom: I like it. Definitely shows that the Nomatari have been involved in thegalaxy. |
| 15:24.08 | Imperios | Ya |
| 15:24.21 | Monet | Their interactions with the present Andromedan residents makes it logical the Sovereignty's worlds could be mixers for the broad Andromedan culture. |
| 15:24.26 | Imperios | Wait were you talking about Archimonde |
| 15:24.54 | OluapPlayer | Yes |
| 15:25.45 | OluapPlayer | A Blizzard employee confirmed on twitter the Archimonde in Orclords is the same one as the Mount Hyjal one, and there's no such thing as an alternate reality Archimonde because demons transcend time and space now |
| 15:25.52 | Hachiman | Turns out Archimonde cannot die because, according to a member of Blizzard staff, demons transcend time and space |
| 15:26.29 | Monet | To be fair we're not exactly innocent of shit like this ourselves. |
| 15:26.30 | Imperios | Oh yes that |
| 15:26.43 | Imperios | Afrasiabi said that |
| 15:26.51 | Imperios | I still believe Draenor is worst expansion |
| 15:27.03 | OluapPlayer | Meaning his death at Mount Hyjal was irrelevant, and so was all the effort done to temporarily kill him |
| 15:27.23 | OluapPlayer | Since now a 20-man party can kill him a second time (he straight up dies in the cutscene) in a normal boss fight in the new raid |
| 15:27.47 | Imperios | I heard that news a week ago or something |
| 15:27.49 | OluapPlayer | Also Gul'dan escapes so expect more orc circlejerking in future expansions |
| 15:28.14 | Imperios | OluapPlayer: No, Gul'dan is awesome |
| 15:28.14 | OluapPlayer | I heard there was a leak, but the raid only came out today or yesterday |
| 15:28.21 | Monet | Imperios: I uphold the theory that Archimonde could be smacked around because PCs are far mroe formidable than any soldier the Horde and Alliance could reliably field at the time |
| 15:28.30 | OluapPlayer | Gul'dan is a dead character who's coming back through time travel shittery |
| 15:28.52 | Monet | at the time of the Mt Hyjal battle* |
| 15:29.06 | Imperios | Does not mean Gul'dan is a bad character per se, plot-wise and character-wise Draenor was good sans the time travel shenanigans |
| 15:29.17 | Imperios | And yes Gul'dan got sucked |
| 15:29.30 | OluapPlayer | Bringing Archimonde back and negating the ending of Warcraft III was not good in the slightest |
| 15:29.44 | Imperios | That counts as "time travel shenanigans" |
| 15:29.55 | Wormy_ | Photograph, 3D or painting? What first comes to mind? http://images.viralnova.com/000/001/338/crazy-talent15.jpg |
| 15:30.06 | Monet | I see the ending this way: Killing him in WCIII stoped him fro mdoing more than tearing down the world tree. |
| 15:30.06 | Imperios | Simply enough Blizzard have failed at making time travel work which resulted in a terrible mess of a plotline |
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| 15:30.26 | OluapPlayer | Warcraft's lore gets fucked harder in one expansion pack than Kalcedia has ever been in her whole life |
| 15:30.43 | drom | top kek |
| 15:30.45 | Hachiman | Jesus that comparison |
| 15:31.04 | drom | Monet Impersio: Pleased to hear that. |
| 15:31.05 | Imperios | ...Pretty much |
| 15:31.08 | drom | Imperios even |
| 15:31.09 | Monet | Yes this was irrelevant in the "getting rid of archimonde" department, but in the "saving the world" department I still consider the death of Archimonde as notable. |
| 15:31.33 | Imperios | It is notable |
| 15:31.39 | Imperios | But nowhere near as dramatic and notable as it was before |
| 15:31.48 | OluapPlayer | "I didn't die though, it was a joke" |
| 15:31.57 | Imperios | ^ That |
| 15:32.03 | OluapPlayer | Also makes the Mt Hyjal armies look like weaklings |
| 15:32.31 | Monet | And killing hundreds of Orc warriors over the course of Orclords doesn't? |
| 15:32.40 | Imperios | Oh yes that |
| 15:32.59 | Imperios | The Iron Horde was a terrible antagonist |
| 15:33.04 | Monet | Lorewise Player Characters are beastly formidable. |
| 15:33.09 | OluapPlayer | You don't play with armies though, you use singular characters |
| 15:33.16 | Imperios | Their potential was great, the characters and the lore and all |
| 15:33.45 | Imperios | But seriously all they have been doing is failing miserably throughout the expansion |
| 15:34.01 | OluapPlayer | When you can kill the third-in-command of the Burning Legion in direct combat, why need armies or strategies? |
| 15:34.02 | Imperios | OluapPlayer: About Archimonde, the "demons trascend timelines" thing comes from a tweet by Afrasiabi |
| 15:34.09 | Monet | Singualr characters who by the time you're fighting Archimonde are relic-grade weapons and armour imbuded with primordial energies. |
| 15:34.12 | OluapPlayer | I've seen the tweet |
| 15:34.17 | OluapPlayer | It's what started the conversation |
| 15:34.56 | Monet | Jaina could have defeated Archimonde if there were ten of her. |
| 15:34.56 | OluapPlayer | What I'm saying is that the player characters overshadow the rest of the setting |
| 15:35.07 | OluapPlayer | They don't feel like part of it, they feel above it |
| 15:35.56 | OluapPlayer | It just doesn't feel right to me |
| 15:36.00 | Monet | But...a lot of the story in WoD is the PC building up a garrison on Draenor to fight the Iron Horde |
| 15:36.28 | drom | I used to play WoW back since when I was younger, silly me but who am I kiddin'? I didn't care anything about the lore, but I was indeed curious about the every regions' backstory. |
| 15:36.38 | Imperios | There are still no armies in Hellfire |
| 15:36.41 | OluapPlayer | It's like a new protagonist showing up in Batman's stories and taking over Batman's spot |
| 15:37.00 | Hachiman | This is what led to the Red Hood incident hur |
| 15:37.10 | drom | Now when I'm reading this, I believe WoW's lore could have been a lot better if it was inserted in a single-player/coop RPG. |
| 15:37.20 | Imperios | In ICC and Dragon Soul and Siege of Orgrimmar there were at least Argent Crusade/Aspects/Alliance with us |
| 15:37.27 | drom | Rather than in a MMO. |
| 15:38.03 | Hachiman | If somebody is going to take over Batman's spotlight, he has to be a big guy |
| 15:38.11 | OluapPlayer | UUUUUUUUUUUUUU |
| 15:39.06 | Imperios | Hachiman: There was Azrael |
| 15:39.55 | Hachiman | Which Azrael we speaking? |
| 15:40.32 | drom | As real |
| 15:40.44 | Hachiman | I am gonna assume Jean-Paul |
| 15:41.27 | Wormy_ | http://imgur.com/gallery/4az5Vt0 |
| 15:41.34 | Imperios | Yes him |
| 15:41.53 | Hachiman | Ohgod that bird |
| 15:42.04 | Hachiman | The look he gives at the end is like "why" |
| 15:42.21 | OluapPlayer | olol |
| 15:43.14 | drom | Wormy_: http://i.imgur.com/NbFWWGn.png |
| 15:44.18 | Wormy_ | lol |
| 15:44.46 | drom | http://i.imgur.com/pndg9lA.png |
| 15:46.37 | drom | http://i.imgur.com/dHKVMfc.png |
| 15:49.12 | Wormy_ | lol |
| 15:49.21 | drom | http://i.imgur.com/uSZCef1.png |
| 15:49.39 | Wormy_ | drom: Appropriate song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIBTg7q9oNc |
| 15:50.26 | drom | Wormy_: Thanks! http://i.imgur.com/LqOTJrH.png |
| 15:50.58 | Wormy_ | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=It7107ELQvY |
| 15:51.02 | Wormy_ | try dat |
| 15:51.20 | Wormy_ | There's a way to bypass local blocking |
| 15:51.34 | Wormy_ | Embed on Xchat |
| 15:51.48 | Wormy_ | Hm not been on that in years |
| 15:52.57 | Wormy_ | http://xat.com/Epic_Music_1o1 |
| 15:53.11 | drom | Everytime http://i.imgur.com/TVQlcbA.png |
| 15:53.18 | drom | I see. |
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| 15:53.51 | Hachiman | Hai again |
| 15:55.14 | OluapPlayer | bleh |
| 15:55.56 | Wormy_ | Years ago many of hanged out on that |
| 15:56.23 | Hachiman | I remember when the shoutbox was still a thing |
| 15:56.38 | Wormy_ | lol |
| 15:56.42 | drom | What shoutbox? |
| 15:56.55 | Wormy_ | Ah that was so limited |
| 15:57.14 | Wormy_ | Old wiki style had a shoutbox widget |
| 15:57.29 | Wormy_ | And the admins didn't like us using it for some reason |
| 15:58.17 | OluapPlayer | I don't remember that |
| 15:58.20 | Wormy_ | I think they wanted us to use IRC |
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| 15:58.36 | Wormy_ | Hi |
| 15:58.47 | Wormy_ | We were reminiscing the shotbox |
| 15:58.53 | Wormy_ | shoutbox |
| 15:59.03 | drom | Xho: http://i.imgur.com/TVQlcbA.png |
| 15:59.03 | Xho | Was about to say, shotbox sounds like a drinking game |
| 15:59.12 | OluapPlayer | Hi |
| 15:59.15 | drom | hur |
| 15:59.44 | Cyrannian | The shoutbox was fun back in the day |
| 16:00.17 | Wormy_ | drom: My bladder pisses me off in the cinima and pub too |
| 16:00.22 | Wormy_ | That sounded wrong |
| 16:00.31 | OluapPlayer | hur |
| 16:01.15 | drom | makes sense though |
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| 16:02.06 | dino82_ | hello all! |
| 16:02.11 | Imperios | Hm |
| 16:02.28 | Imperios | Hachiman: Do Arkham games take long to finish? |
| 16:02.39 | Hachiman | Dunno, never finished one |
| 16:02.43 | drom | Hachiman Wormy_: http://imgur.com/gallery/NTUu0u5/comment/436717863 |
| 16:02.51 | drom | cheeeeeck the comment |
| 16:03.09 | Imperios | I am going to be done with exams in two days so yeah |
| 16:03.17 | Imperios | I'm already planning what I am going to do |
| 16:03.20 | Imperios | Now ded |
| 16:03.25 | Xho | The Arkham games really bored me |
| 16:03.28 | Xho | I dunno why |
| 16:03.29 | Hachiman | Holy shit |
| 16:03.36 | Hachiman | That camera range |
| 16:03.40 | OluapPlayer | You're a small guy |
| 16:04.16 | Wormy_ | drom: lol |
| 16:04.55 | Wormy_ | "Sarah Palin, stop checking out Russian Girls." |
| 16:05.15 | Xho | http://www.unilad.co.uk/articles/dwarf-jailed-for-sticking-dart-to-his-head-then-threatening-to-exterminate-carers/ |
| 16:05.29 | drom | http://imgur.com/gallery/jMORcq7 |
| 16:06.04 | Hachiman | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RB8sAKb9tPU I love it |
| 16:06.43 | Wormy_ | Why domonies? |
| 16:06.54 | Wormy_ | <PROTECTED> |
| 16:08.57 | Xho | "also no weapons" |
| 16:09.50 | Monet | I can just imagine threash metal music playing whenever Chuck got passionate reading that. |
| 16:09.55 | Monet | thrash* |
| 16:10.11 | Hachiman | Aye hur |
| 16:11.14 | Hachiman | Fight Club was always one of my favourite books and movies |
| 16:12.51 | Xho | Drom: "His producer was going to announce it first, but Clarkson beat him to it." |
| 16:13.05 | drom | aye hur |
| 16:13.58 | Wormy_ | http://metro.co.uk/2015/06/24/fat-people-are-harder-to-kidnap-pub-landlords-controversial-signs-investigated-by-police-5262876/ |
| 16:14.00 | drom | So this was in "See also" in United Kingdom's article. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walking_in_the_United_Kingdom |
| 16:14.45 | Monet | drom: We are very proud of our national trails. |
| 16:15.11 | Xho | We live in a culture where people think it's important to point out that they're offended |
| 16:15.45 | Hachiman | Aye it sucks |
| 16:16.20 | drom | That's the whole Europe and America in a sense. |
| 16:16.42 | Wormy_ | :dogooders: |
| 16:16.43 | Xho | https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xat1/v/t1.0-9/10402001_791153287672181_8299828558552089898_n.jpg?oh=03e40af520758624e31f77402e55242f&oe=55F0D5D5 |
| 16:17.11 | Hachiman | olol |
| 16:17.24 | drom | oh my god |
| 16:17.37 | drom | also, it needs more jpeg |
| 16:18.01 | Hachiman | Yeah, holy shit that lack of quality |
| 16:18.21 | Xho | allahuakbar.tif |
| 16:18.26 | Monet | Its still legeble...just |
| 16:18.44 | drom | uncompressed png for life |
| 16:18.58 | Monet | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sg4vjufMVT8&feature=iv&src_vid=RB8sAKb9tPU&annotation_id=annotation_1201961295 I won't deny I had fun watching him tear into these. |
| 16:19.06 | Xho | You should see some of the PDFs we use at work |
| 16:19.08 | Wormy_ | ngh chores |
| 16:19.15 | Xho | The images on them cause them to be 150 MB + |
| 16:20.26 | drom | Monet: "Bullshitosaur" |
| 16:20.27 | drom | my sides |
| 16:20.46 | Monet | I don't know any dono with shining red eyes |
| 16:21.11 | Monet | dino* |
| 16:21.34 | Monet | Also its interesting how many toy dinosaurs sound like they're trying to be Godzilla. |
| 16:22.24 | Hachiman | I blame the manufacturer |
| 16:22.28 | drom | http://i.imgur.com/j0NJRsV.png |
| 16:22.55 | Hachiman | The idea of parasaurolophus honking sounds immensely amusing to me however |
| 16:23.03 | drom | google's auto-captions makes it even more hilarious |
| 16:23.04 | Xho | I really doubt a child (unless he's an aspiring palaeontologist) is going to give a shit about inaccuracies on a toy |
| 16:23.10 | Xho | But the video's still funny |
| 16:23.40 | Wormy_away | Monet: Now I want to go through my old toys and compare the dinosaurs |
| 16:24.09 | Monet | Hachiman: I live near a like favourited by geese. |
| 16:25.11 | Monet | Honking gets less funny-sounding when its done by a horny goose. |
| 16:25.38 | Monet | I'l laccept though that I guess a dinosaur honking does have a humour value |
| 16:26.55 | Monet | "Next, a gynecologist will critique Barbie dolls." |
| 16:27.27 | drom | olol |
| 16:30.11 | Monet | Xho: A child probably wouldn't. |
| 16:30.19 | Monet | Unti lthe point they realised they were playing with a lie |
| 16:30.40 | drom | Well. Every childhood is filled of lies |
| 16:30.47 | Monet | That's a good point |
| 16:31.35 | drom | "Can we divide 1 with 2?" Teacher: "No" - several years later - Upper school teacher: "Yes we can!" |
| 16:32.01 | Monet | I swear I remember one of my parents (one of them a physicist working on the fusion energy project) tried to explain "how is England so cold when its sunny in winter" with "there's a hot sun and a cold sun" |
| 16:32.35 | Monet | And I think my dad tried to wean me off velcro by telling me of the finite velcro mines. |
| 16:33.39 | Monet | Several years later I learn that Velcro comes from the same stuff as most plastic. |
| 16:35.10 | Hachiman | >velcro mines >hot sun and cold sun |
| 16:35.11 | drom | Saying "I love you so much" instead of "I fucking hate you fucking whining piece of fat shit" |
| 16:35.49 | Hachiman | Saying "It's gonna be alright" instead of "You don't have a fucking chance in this economy that you do not contribute to" |
| 16:36.11 | Monet | Maybe moderation is required? |
| 16:36.41 | Hachiman | I think I would be awful at raising a child since I feel I am often emotionally stunted hur |
| 16:36.45 | Monet | I don't agree with wrapping kids i ncotton wool and then blaming the government when they turn out entitled litle shits wh othough tthe world was perfect, but children are also sensetive |
| 16:37.42 | Hachiman | Well, the fact I am emotionally stunted and the fact I fucking hate children more than anything |
| 16:39.28 | Monet | I might be onto something because whenever I discuss the work of Roger Penrose or Steven Hawking I get the impression my dad thinks I'm a smart-arse |
| 16:39.51 | Monet | And he's the one with a PhD in physics |
| 16:39.58 | Hachiman | hur |
| 16:40.13 | Hachiman | It is probably more endearing if anything |
| 16:40.44 | Xho | Intelligence hm |
| 16:40.58 | Xho | I often waste intelligent remarks which is why I don't talk much at all in real life |
| 16:42.31 | Monet | It might be I learnt more about the world from the internet than from school. |
| 16:43.30 | Monet | I remember back when I was 10 the teacher asked the class about "what things are in space" and I mentioned black holes. |
| 16:44.03 | Xho | I bet they went "lol no u dum kid" |
| 16:44.23 | Xho | I outsmarted a teacher in science once talking about the ulna and radius bones, she didn't think they existed |
| 16:44.37 | Xho | This was back in like Year 4 |
| 16:44.45 | Monet | Can't recall fully but she might have been more "erm yess but I wasn't expecting that" |
| 16:45.27 | Monet | And told me that black holes were mroe secondary school stuff |
| 16:45.28 | Hachiman | I think the only time I outsmarted a whale was on the topic of teacher sex |
| 16:45.41 | Hachiman | *outsmarted a teacher on the topic of whale sex rather |
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| 16:46.34 | Monet | The only time I was taught by teachers about black holes was one lesson in year 11. |
| 16:46.38 | Xho | Hachiman: 1.21 gigaWATa |
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| 16:47.56 | Monet | Bloody Star Trek taught me more about spacetime than my secondary school did. |
| 16:48.08 | Monet | Hi |
| 16:48.31 | ImpyDroid | http://games.mail.ru/pre_xl_resize/pic/pc/gallery/ff/ce/38059641.jpeg |
| 16:48.50 | Hachiman | Made me jump |
| 16:49.01 | Monet | That a badger? |
| 16:49.12 | Hachiman | Looks more like a weasel to me |
| 16:49.19 | Hachiman | I fucking hate badgers hur |
| 16:49.41 | drom | Looks more a opossum |
| 16:50.18 | Monet | Badgers are cousins of weasels, minks and ferrets |
| 16:50.43 | drom | Yep, definitely a badger |
| 16:51.14 | Monet | I'm more worried abotu that girl losing her face then |
| 16:52.30 | Monet | Badgers, along with wolverines, are the thugs of the Mustelidae family. |
| 16:53.28 | Hachiman | Huh, did not think they were related to wolverines |
| 16:53.33 | Hachiman | That explains their shitty attitude |
| 16:53.52 | Hachiman | The worst one has to be the honey badger however |
| 16:53.59 | drom | I am always pleased to see a roadkill badger |
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| 17:05.49 | Wormy_away | My teacher tried to make out the Earth's outer and inner core were cold. When I told her they were as hot as the surface of the Sun, she laughed at me and said our feet would burn :/ |
| 17:06.27 | Wormy_away | Monet: I'm glad you are a fellow fan of Roger Penrose |
| 17:08.21 | Wormy_away | A scientific journal wants Interstellar shown in schools btw http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-33229729 |
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| 17:10.41 | IHGNU | Good evening |
| 17:11.12 | Hachiman | I think I might have a go at redesigning Savas, an old character of mine I never really had the chance to show off |
| 17:11.40 | Hachiman | Supposed to be the physically strongest mortal mainstream Zazane in current history |
| 17:12.27 | ImpyDroid | That golden buff guy? |
| 17:12.37 | Hachiman | Yeah] |
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| 17:12.53 | Wormy_away | hi and hi |
| 17:13.23 | Catface | Hello. |
| 17:13.35 | Catface | tosses Cyrannian off from a cliff |
| 17:13.49 | ImpyDroid | http://www.barenakedislam.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/Putin.jpg ...That speech is terribly mistranslated |
| 17:13.50 | Hachiman | Gonna revise him to be the leader of the Freeblood Realm - an older empire of Zazane than the Second Sovereign Domain which managed to evade the whole enslavement ordeal following the disappearance of Zagdala |
| 17:14.08 | ImpyDroid | I saw the original Russian speech and it is much tamer and hardly offends minorities |
| 17:14.33 | Hachiman | The Second Sovereign Domain consists of the Zazane that managed to liberate themselves and slave descendants |
| 17:16.36 | Cyrannian | tosses a cliff off of Catface |
| 17:16.59 | Monet | So the Freedblood Realm was a peer of the Third Sovereign Dominion? |
| 17:17.05 | Monet | Domain* |
| 17:17.10 | Hachiman | Kinda, it was a love-hate thing |
| 17:17.58 | Hachiman | The Freeblood Realm seeks to emulate the First Sovereign Domain under Zagdala's reign while the Second/Third Sovereign Domain sought to be its own thing |
| 17:18.23 | Monet | I can see why there would be tension |
| 17:20.06 | Monet | Since by the sounds of it, the fall of the First Sovereign Domain was due to Zagdala vanishing. So Seconds and Thirds would consider that a weak leadership structure. |
| 17:21.26 | Hachiman | Yeah, a majority of Zazane in the Second/Third Sovereign Domain thought that Zagdala had betrayed them by leaving them to their fate |
| 17:21.54 | Hachiman | Although like a third of the populace thought that Zagdala would return to reclaim his empire |
| 17:22.26 | Monet | And the Freedbloods, not being in the First Domain when it fell, presumed that aside from the emperor vanishing it was a good system? |
| 17:22.44 | Hachiman | Kinda yeah |
| 17:24.23 | Hachiman | One idea I had as to why the SD and the FBR would dislike one another is that following the foundation of the SSD after the liberation of Zazane slaves, the FBR would have attempted to draw Zazane from that into their own realm |
| 17:24.44 | Hachiman | When the liberated Zazane would have wanted their own sorta cultural identity |
| 17:25.22 | Monet | Its fun to imagine what woudl happen if Zagdala did return. But the ambiguity of where he went or if he's coming back is also good for social dynamics. Like the legends of how King Arthur would one day return from Avalon to rule England. Problem is, the current queen of England has a teeny fraction of the authority a 5th century king would have had. |
| 17:25.48 | Hachiman | Aye |
| 17:26.00 | Hachiman | Plus it has been proven that Descended Zazane are a bad idea |
| 17:26.11 | Hachiman | Which is partially why the First Domain fell in the first place |
| 17:26.33 | Monet | I am getting tones of Imperial Russia and the Holy Roman Empire from the Free Blood Realm. |
| 17:27.55 | Monet | Factions that while not having an actual blood connection to the throne of Rome, try to emulate the great empire even though the genuine descendants - which historically was Byzantium - were...less than perfect. |
| 17:28.05 | Hachiman | Aye |
| 17:29.43 | Monet | Perhaps the the point where S/TSD considers the FBR a bunch of kids pretending to be somethign they have no true heritage to. |
| 17:30.33 | Monet | I like the sound of them |
| 17:31.10 | Xho | https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/11659364_10152939279004856_4851213373220737672_n.jpg?oh=b9ae6da649b48fc6daf89b199ed3f5b6&oe=561DCCB7 |
| 17:31.29 | Monet | Wouldn't that mean that BoW citizens would be reviled by the Drraconizane Dominion |
| 17:32.06 | Hachiman | I think most Zazane would be reviled by the Dominion hur |
| 17:32.19 | Hachiman | Xho: Daww |
| 17:32.29 | Monet | I mean aside from the leadership being a horde of filthy hybrids. |
| 17:32.57 | Hachiman | Well consider Tyraz is popularly despised by his people due to his heritage and supernatural affinity |
| 17:33.47 | Monet | Zazane - You mean...the dominion's leaders are an entire family of that? KMN plz KMN. |
| 17:34.30 | Xho | Kithworto - not much goin 4 u eh |
| 17:37.04 | Monet | Looking at history, Kordan's idea of splitting the empire up between his offspring is probably what's keeping the family fro mcollapsing under the weight of the leadership |
| 17:37.22 | Monet | KOrdan's lived so long that none of those kids will be getting the crow ni nthe forseeable future |
| 17:37.47 | Hachiman | It is surprising none of his kids have made an attempt on his life yet |
| 17:38.00 | Monet | Well, Kragh could have |
| 17:38.13 | Hachiman | Well yeah, of course Kragh could have but Kragh is Kragh |
| 17:38.29 | Hachiman | If anything, he would have just wanted an excuse to fight with Kordan rather than rule his empire |
| 17:38.54 | Monet | Emperor Kragh - How da fuk do I empire. |
| 17:40.01 | Monet | Dividing his emprie between his children would have meant that all of them could become emperors. |
| 17:40.40 | Monet | THey also have universes to expand into. |
| 17:41.04 | Monet | Maybe the offspring do have the odd war for supremacy with each other to keep things interesting? |
| 17:41.12 | Hachiman | Yeah that makes sense |
| 17:41.21 | Hachiman | If not them, then lesser rulers of their kingdoms |
| 17:42.14 | Monet | I was als othinking that there could be more kingdoms than the four we know. |
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| 17:42.28 | Xho | moar children |
| 17:42.38 | Hachiman | Hai Imp |
| 17:42.42 | Monet | Hi |
| 17:42.47 | Imperios | Hi |
| 17:43.05 | Imperios | Hachiman Xho Monet: https://twitter.com/KTHopkins/status/613748521926307840 Allahu akbar is confused |
| 17:43.11 | Wormy_ | Zombeavers trailer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7onFrBK_hKE |
| 17:43.17 | Monet | Three of the four are territory owned by Kordan's eldest children, and one of them is owned by a princess held in extremely high regard. |
| 17:43.35 | Monet | Imperios: Hachi told me earlier |
| 17:43.46 | Xho | Does make wonder how the Draconizane and the Xhodominion would see each other |
| 17:43.57 | Imperios | Right |
| 17:44.23 | Monet | "They haven't got an ounce of bacon (or potato for that matter) in them but watch the muslims complain" |
| 17:44.39 | Xho | I think it was in pretty bad taste though |
| 17:44.49 | Xho | Regardless of whether Muslims are offended or not |
| 17:45.08 | Monet | Muslim - Still tastes of harem so no. |
| 17:45.14 | Xho | heh |
| 17:45.24 | Xho | I'm gonna go try and remake Kitoruka I think |
| 17:45.52 | Xho | I think I might alter his appearance so he looks less Kicathian and more god-of-death-ish |
| 17:46.12 | Monet | Xho: That might be a good question actually. The two dominions are somewhat similar only the Dracdominion doesn't reign over hell or use armieso f demons |
| 17:46.26 | Wormy_ | In my honest opinion. I'm doubtful those Pringles contain any meat. |
| 17:46.46 | Monet | Although maybe we consider it one of the few powers that could fight the Xhodominion head-on? |
| 17:46.53 | Imperios | It's still kind of funny |
| 17:46.55 | Wormy_ | Its just a bit ironic |
| 17:46.58 | Xho | At a considerable degree yeah |
| 17:47.07 | Xho | Most of Kithworto's talk with Kordan was not to align with them as they'd be effectively enslaved by the Xhodocto if they did |
| 17:47.49 | Xho | I mean the Xhodominion in themselves are pretty much as loyal as they are scared of the Xhodocto in some instance |
| 17:47.53 | Xho | instances |
| 17:47.53 | Xho | eh |
| 17:47.56 | Monet | Wormy_: I think the only crisps whose flavour consists of bits of what the packet says is ready salted. |
| 17:48.08 | Wormy_ | true |
| 17:48.22 | Monet | Everything else is chemicals designed ot emulate the taste of what it says on the packet. |
| 17:49.03 | Monet | Xho: The two going int oopen war could be disastrous. |
| 17:49.24 | Xho | Angazhar - do it do it do it |
| 17:50.04 | Monet | Disastrous for everyone else that is |
| 17:50.24 | Xho | Angazhar - I SED DO IT |
| 17:50.41 | Monet | You remaking Kitoruka has given me a thought |
| 17:50.49 | Xho | Angazhar wouldn't care if they obliterated themselves in the process, it's all fun and games to him |
| 17:51.05 | Monet | He's lived for over 100,000 years, would Kordan still look like a giant-ass Draconizane? |
| 17:51.21 | Monet | Or would he end up...different? |
| 17:51.28 | Xho | Not sure |
| 17:51.55 | Xho | Kitoruka being a Xi'Arazulha has some reason to appear messed up |
| 17:52.03 | Xho | Dunno how Zazane Descension works over time |
| 17:52.03 | Hachiman | Well if he is a Controlled Demon, he can appear however he wants really |
| 17:52.10 | Xho | Like that apparently |
| 17:52.18 | Hachiman | If he is Uncontrolled, yeah he would tend to appear more beastly and feral |
| 17:52.41 | Monet | Hachiman: That's what's making me think he'd make himself look more supernatural. Not demonic no but maybe more...alien |
| 17:52.41 | Wormy_ | Monet, Catface: Are you hungry? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGEv54rLvgs |
| 17:52.54 | Hachiman | Such as how Tyraz has grown over time; losing his pupils and irises and appearing more daemonic and such |
| 17:52.56 | Hachiman | He could do yeah |
| 17:53.27 | Monet | In theory, advances in genetics and biotechnology means Draconizane are going ot be a little different from what Draconizane were like when he was mortal. |
| 17:54.00 | drom | Give me a reason why I shouldn't colonize Mirus. |
| 17:54.30 | Xho | Drom: Because |
| 17:54.32 | Xho | dunno |
| 17:54.44 | Monet | He's already got alien features like glowing white eyes |
| 17:55.02 | Xho | Thinking about it, Kitoruka should have a myriad of power over Hez'Kalka due to the fact that Hez is not an essence godform |
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| 17:55.33 | Wormy_ | wb |
| 17:55.45 | Cyrannian | danke kind sir |
| 17:55.45 | drom | wb |
| 17:55.53 | drom | Ye |
| 17:55.55 | Xho | WUB WUB WUB |
| 17:56.26 | drom | forces a charge of C4 down Cyrannian's throat |
| 17:56.32 | Xho | ALLAHU AKBAR |
| 17:56.48 | Xho | That wasn't the time to do it was it |
| 17:56.50 | Hachiman | Skrillex Ackbar |
| 17:56.55 | drom | This is how you exteriminate the dinosaurs. |
| 17:57.09 | Monet | Xho: Makes sense. Kitoruka's nature of being formerly dead and even when alive he was a demigod s othat probably liberates him somewhat |
| 17:57.25 | Cyrannian | projectile vomits the C4 down drom's throat |
| 17:57.35 | Xho | ew |
| 17:57.44 | drom | Ate a Vesuvio pizza with Jalapeño, I think I'm regretting it. |
| 17:57.55 | drom | My stomach is burning. |
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| 18:00.29 | Hachiman | Fucking |
| 18:01.38 | drom | shis out the C4 in an arch down Cyrannian's throat |
| 18:06.49 | Wormy_ | This is pretty sick https://vimeo.com/43595349 |
| 18:06.55 | Wormy_ | http://imgur.com/gallery/IVelh |
| 18:08.00 | Xho | Wormy_: Stop watching weird things |
| 18:08.47 | drom | Xho: ur normal |
| 18:09.02 | Wormy_ | Why, my inner being needs it |
| 18:12.00 | Hachiman | http://i.imgur.com/SOmJnsG.png?1 What I currently have down for Savas |
| 18:12.06 | Hachiman | It is not quite finished yet |
| 18:12.14 | Imperios | Hachiman: Zazane Custodes |
| 18:12.18 | Hachiman | Aye hur |
| 18:12.29 | Hachiman | I imagine most Zazane would be toned and defined |
| 18:12.29 | Imperios | I like his boney costume |
| 18:12.36 | Hachiman | Spikey armour hur |
| 18:12.37 | Monet | That's some pretty nice armour yeah. |
| 18:12.46 | drom | Aye |
| 18:12.53 | Monet | The breastplate looks very well-carved |
| 18:13.35 | Hachiman | I should also note his horns are asymmetrical |
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| 18:13.50 | Hachiman | His right one is longer and larger than the left one |
| 18:16.57 | ETS2Jackal | Hachiman: Oh, you've got my imagination racing with that one. ;D |
| 18:17.16 | Hachiman | I am talking about horns hur |
| 18:19.53 | ETS2Jackal | What type of horns? Are they long, hard, and pointed? |
| 18:20.31 | Hachiman | Oh very, about as thick as they are erect |
| 18:21.13 | Hachiman | They're easy to grab on to and you will find that they are very stiff as well |
| 18:21.25 | drom | Hold on a fucking minute |
| 18:21.37 | ETS2Jackal | ImpyDroid couldn't handle them it seems, but I MOST CERTAINLY CAN. |
| 18:21.39 | drom | keratin... |
| 18:21.48 | drom | penis? |
| 18:23.32 | ETS2Jackal | Yes, we are talking about the penis, didn't our suggestiveness indicate that? Or are we talking about something else... |
| 18:23.36 | ETS2Jackal | :X |
| 18:24.18 | Monet | Hachiman: His eyes look quite itnense |
| 18:24.37 | Hachiman | http://i.imgur.com/e0B0sba.png?1 And here is the finished product |
| 18:26.03 | Monet | Very dignified |
| 18:26.30 | ETS2Jackal | Yeah I think he looks good, very powerful looking. |
| 18:26.33 | Monet | Though I admit I am a little dissapointed he's not golden anymore. |
| 18:26.42 | Monet | But red works. |
| 18:27.18 | Hachiman | I was considering gold but honestly I felt red works more hur |
| 18:27.21 | Monet | He's still distinguishable by those massive, stiff horns. |
| 18:27.38 | Hachiman | Aye |
| 18:27.53 | ETS2Jackal | Hehehe, yeah. >:3 |
| 18:28.22 | Wormy_ | http://imgur.com/gallery/da2N498 |
| 18:28.38 | Hachiman | olol |
| 18:28.44 | Hachiman | I love these |
| 18:29.13 | Wormy_ | http://imgur.com/gallery/1qqDr |
| 18:31.13 | Wormy_ | now for awwwfest http://imgur.com/gallery/el1fa |
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| 18:34.48 | Monet | Wormy_: Ceraintly boosts your faith i nhumanity that |
| 18:35.14 | drom | Techno: The taxon uses so many templates |
| 18:35.41 | Technobliterator | It uses SMW syntax |
| 18:35.51 | drom | I know right |
| 18:35.54 | Monet | Actually that clip of dolphisn reminds me of a recent article from scientific American |
| 18:36.02 | drom | SMW's syntax is terrible to be honest |
| 18:36.22 | Technobliterator | I'd be inclined to agree, but I really don't have the time to rewrite it |
| 18:37.10 | drom | Techno: Aha, it's fine. I'm already on it. http://i.imgur.com/dtEMROg.png |
| 18:37.26 | Monet | Dolphisn ahve been found to form alliances with fishermen to hunt for and catch fish. |
| 18:38.28 | Wormy_ | I'm about of touch with the wiki, being rather inactive over the past year or so. What do you think might be breaking the taxonomy? |
| 18:38.41 | Wormy_ | Monet: Yes I saw that on Human Planet |
| 18:39.20 | Wormy_ | an amazing union |
| 18:39.32 | Wormy_ | one day we will have sea dogs |
| 18:40.29 | drom | Wormy_: Hm, I'm actually working on a copy of the source in my own userspace. The Mediawiki and SMW combined somehow allows me to preview the changes by switching out the template name to mine and spamming preview button after every change I make in my userpage. |
| 18:40.47 | Imperios | Speaking of historical characters, I made this |
| 18:40.55 | Imperios | http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/1/12/Clericarch_Jaharan.png/revision/latest?cb=20150624184023 *allahu akbar intensifies* |
| 18:41.19 | Wormy_ | cool |
| 18:41.23 | Hachiman | Jesus |
| 18:41.25 | Hachiman | That's pretty cool |
| 18:41.28 | drom | Looks more like an egyptian priest to me |
| 18:41.37 | drom | Or emperor, whatever |
| 18:41.38 | Monet | That's a scary-lookign right eye |
| 18:42.03 | Monet | His cane is a lovely touch |
| 18:42.34 | Hachiman | Savas - priest fagit |
| 18:44.02 | drom | Techno: It seems like you can define expressions to a var and then use it |
| 18:45.54 | Wormy_ | http://imgur.com/gallery/1PEJq |
| 18:48.02 | Wormy_ | http://i.imgur.com/xqlFiUF.png |
| 18:50.48 | drom | So I find out that the taxon itself is divided into a list of its' children, a cell containing a random creature picture, amd a reduant cell saying "error" |
| 18:55.22 | Hachiman | Hm I need a good title for Savas' position in the Brood considering he leads the entirety of the Brood's terrestrial legions |
| 18:55.38 | Hachiman | I was thinking of going with "Warlord" or something along those lines |
| 18:55.55 | Hachiman | Although I figured it'd need to sound a bit more official-sounding |
| 18:59.34 | drom | Techno: I located the culpirt. But fixing it won't hinder me from redesiging the taxon listing system |
| 19:00.30 | Xho | http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/9/99/Kitoruka2015.png/revision/latest?cb=20150624185746 On the scheme of redoing characters |
| 19:00.38 | Imperios | Preceptor Militant? Lord Militant? War Preceptor? Exalted Chiliarch? |
| 19:01.08 | Hachiman | Hm I like Lord Militant |
| 19:01.45 | Imperios | It's kinda Warhammer-esque |
| 19:01.49 | Imperios | But I guess that fits |
| 19:01.53 | Hachiman | Yeah |
| 19:07.01 | Hachiman | Also I just discovered that the metallic hands of Ferrus Manus were made from necrodermis - as in, the Necron material that has regenerative properties |
| 19:07.03 | Xho | dam u all |
| 19:07.10 | Hachiman | Oh right didn't see |
| 19:07.18 | Hachiman | Jesus |
| 19:07.42 | Hachiman | Looks very intimidating and almost feminine in a way |
| 19:07.57 | Xho | Kitoruka - genderless u dik |
| 19:08.17 | Imperios | It does not look like a Kicath anymore |
| 19:08.25 | Imperios | And yeah Kitoruka is a beautiful princess |
| 19:08.37 | Xho | Kitoruka - tell me i'm pretty Angazhar - no |
| 19:08.52 | Xho | But yeah Kitoruka is a Xi'Arazulha |
| 19:08.59 | Xho | In the same way Kithworto is |
| 19:09.06 | Imperios | Will he still have a Kicath form? |
| 19:09.17 | Xho | Not much point for him to have a Kicathian form |
| 19:10.07 | Xho | It makes sense for Kithworto have one as he's one of the councillors of the Polar Crystal Alliance |
| 19:10.29 | Hachiman | but hao he supposed 2 fuk ova kicath |
| 19:10.30 | Xho | Kitoruka on the other hand is a councillor filled to the brim with eldritch abominations |
| 19:10.45 | Xho | councillor on a council* |
| 19:11.45 | Monet | Xho: Yeah he looks very alien |
| 19:12.08 | Monet | Definitely no longer looks like a Kicath |
| 19:12.10 | Xho | Yup |
| 19:12.20 | Xho | Nowhere near as scary as Kithworto's form |
| 19:12.42 | Xho | http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/0/0f/Maktanshatinaknataz%C3%A1n.png/revision/latest?cb=20140705150949 Which is that |
| 19:12.43 | Monet | I should redo Maleus maybe since he's an ash demon made of the cremated remains of his victims. |
| 19:13.28 | Xho | I need a quote for Kitoruka now |
| 19:13.38 | Xho | I don't there's many characters who have encountered Kitoruka |
| 19:14.24 | Xho | Perhaps a character from the Dominion then |
| 19:15.59 | Monet | I'll have a think |
| 19:16.20 | Monet | brb, graphics tablet is playing up |
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| 19:21.00 | Quark8 | Hello. |
| 19:22.52 | drom | Techno Wormy_: Fixed the first culprit. http://i.imgur.com/KOItKBG.png |
| 19:23.02 | Monet | Xho: "It would be a mistake to assume that Kitoruka Aknatazan was anything like his brother. The entity who bore that name is gone, instead, we have one of the most feared generals the Dominion could devise. Were he to ever set foot on the battlefield, the conflict would end in a heartbeat as his rage and malevolence consumed all who opposed his authority, and damned to torment eternally in the bowels of Inferno" - Sarec |
| 19:23.14 | Technobliterator | It's better to wait for Wikia's servers to fix |
| 19:23.16 | Xho | dat works |
| 19:23.17 | Technobliterator | Or rewrite the whole thin |
| 19:23.19 | Technobliterator | g |
| 19:23.57 | Imperios | http://images.wikia.com/spore/images/3/3c/Libertus_Kikras_Attack.png Look what I found |
| 19:24.12 | drom | No Techno, apparently they delievered an update of the SMW which changes the #ask's behaviour. |
| 19:24.35 | Technobliterator | then rewriting it is better |
| 19:24.35 | drom | It will by default ALWAYS put the requested values in a TABLE. |
| 19:24.48 | drom | There is no way disabling it so far I knpw |
| 19:26.58 | Wormy_ | Imperios: http://i.imgur.com/fLrowkK.png |
| 19:30.23 | drom | Techno: I'll replace the old code in the Template:Taxon with mine, currently I've to fix that listing and give the creature classification a new template. |
| 19:30.45 | Technobliterator | It won't be easy |
| 19:30.49 | Technobliterator | There might be a few glitches |
| 19:31.12 | drom | There is no such thing as "easy" or "hard" in my dictionary. |
| 19:32.41 | Wormy_ | http://i.imgur.com/jEqsHXX.png |
| 19:34.52 | Xho | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Dominion_of_the_Xhodocto#Government Well there we go |
| 19:35.37 | Imperios | drom: Genius |
| 19:36.09 | drom | Imperios: Wot |
| 19:36.16 | Imperios | Ooh oops |
| 19:36.23 | Imperios | Meant to say Wormy_ |
| 19:36.27 | drom | hur |
| 19:37.18 | Wormy_ | Imperios: Also http://jimllpaintit.tumblr.com/post/92549000134/abu-hamza-trying-to-change-a-duvet-cover-as |
| 19:37.42 | drom | "Mechanicoas gyronia" |
| 19:37.54 | drom | Seems like someone likes gyros |
| 19:39.19 | Monet | Hm. I'd like to redo Maleus a little but I'm not as confident with Spore as I once was |
| 19:39.26 | Imperios | drom: Alla, alla, allahu - AKBAAAAAAAR! |
| 19:39.37 | Monet | If anyone's okay having a go at making Maleus I could return the gratitude with a picture |
| 19:40.19 | Imperios | *Wormy_ |
| 19:40.26 | drom | Imperios: This must be a mistake, I didn't order kebab. |
| 19:40.28 | Imperios | Sorry these pictures are usually what drom sends to me |
| 19:41.17 | Imperios | drom Wormy_: http://img0.joyreactor.cc/pics/post/%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%BC%D0%B8%D0%BA%D1%81-%D1%80%D0%B5%D0%BB%D0%B8%D0%B3%D0%B8%D1%8F-%D0%BF%D0%B5%D1%81%D0%BE%D1%87%D0%BD%D0%B8%D1%86%D0%B0-468228.jpeg "For our one true God!" "Allahu akbar!" "Wow are these guys on drugs?" |
| 19:41.41 | drom | olol |
| 19:42.01 | Imperios | https://2ch.hk/po/src/9464408/14351618191640.jpg Ukrainian spies |
| 19:42.36 | drom | 230 MegaOinks |
| 19:43.01 | Quark8 | test |
| 19:43.08 | drom | Hold on, it is Oinks not MegaOinks |
| 19:43.20 | Wormy_ | Imperios: I like |
| 19:44.16 | Wormy_ | Dayumn, what is wrong with our generation http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/disgusting-state-student-houses-end-3766856 |
| 19:44.30 | Imperios | https://2ch.hk/po/src/9468061/14351729254160.jpg Holy shit |
| 19:44.56 | Wormy_ | That actually hurts my eyes, like that horrible 4 eyed ad |
| 19:45.02 | Wormy_ | Andmy head |
| 19:46.07 | Wormy_ | http://unthinkablethinking.com/feed-images/illusions/four-eyes.450.jpg |
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| 19:47.32 | Wormy_ | hi |
| 19:47.37 | drom | Wormy_: http://petapixel.com/assets/uploads/2012/10/threeeyes.jpg |
| 19:47.47 | drom | http://petapixel.com/2012/10/09/photoshop-fail-leaves-girl-with-an-extra-eye-in-official-class-portrait/ |
| 19:48.20 | Wormy_ | drom: Speak of the devil http://a5.mzstatic.com/us/r30/Purple/v4/a3/8f/1f/a38f1fd4-8ea2-9015-d6c4-4d31ed5f0ff1/screen320x480.jpeg |
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| 19:48.49 | drom | why |
| 19:48.52 | drom | just why |
| 19:48.55 | Wormy_ | ohgod that error |
| 19:50.12 | Xho | return of ups |
| 19:50.16 | Wormy_ | orwasit |
| 19:50.21 | Imperios | organises a referendum in Tybusen, 106% of Tybusen wants to join Imperios |
| 19:50.21 | Xho | OluapPlayer: http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/9/99/Kitoruka2015.png/revision/latest?cb=20150624185746 check dis shi |
| 19:50.24 | Cyrannian | ~tickle OluapPlayer |
| 19:50.24 | infobot | ACTION jumps on OluapPlayer, yelling "TICKLE FIGHT!!!!" |
| 19:50.37 | OluapPlayer | ~strangle Cyrannian |
| 19:50.37 | infobot | ACTION strangles Cyrannian with a mouse cord. |
| 19:50.54 | OluapPlayer | Xho: New pic after ten thousand years |
| 19:51.03 | Xho | aye |
| 19:51.04 | OluapPlayer | Also spiky limbs |
| 19:51.08 | Imperios | https://2ch.hk/po/src/9466439/14351735732190.webm |
| 19:51.19 | Cyrannian | enjoys the experience intensely |
| 19:51.24 | OluapPlayer | He looks charismatic in that pic |
| 19:51.29 | OluapPlayer | It's probably the pose |
| 19:51.39 | Xho | Kitoruka is the interim Emperor of the Kicath Empire |
| 19:51.52 | Xho | Guess he needs some charisma to lead a population like the Kicath |
| 19:52.24 | OluapPlayer | Kitoruka - do as i say or extinction |
| 19:52.27 | Tybusen | Hello |
| 19:52.30 | Imperios | Kitoruka - I'M FABULOUS |
| 19:52.49 | Tybusen | Imperios: Historically, I am Imperios land |
| 19:52.49 | Imperios | Tybusen: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CIR5BjCW8AAWlcR.jpg Seen this? |
| 19:52.56 | Imperios | Indeed |
| 19:53.02 | Tybusen | wow |
| 19:53.03 | Tybusen | that's |
| 19:53.04 | Tybusen | wow |
| 19:53.51 | drom | What |
| 19:54.02 | drom | Oh snap |
| 19:54.07 | OluapPlayer | I should mention I have no idea what to do with Khinazan so I don't think I'll be using him |
| 19:54.12 | Wormy_ | What. What is it? |
| 19:54.16 | OluapPlayer | So he's yours again |
| 19:54.31 | Xho | NOOOOOOH |
| 19:54.34 | Xho | Delete the page then |
| 19:54.37 | Xho | No use for it |
| 19:54.38 | drom | Imperios http://i.ytimg.com/vi/nxLIgEmmTFc/hqdefault.jpg |
| 19:55.04 | OluapPlayer | dum |
| 19:55.08 | Imperios | Aye it is |
| 20:00.30 | Wormy_ | http://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/disability-protesters-try-to-storm-commons-during-pmqs-10341942.html?fb_action_ids=10206722601724976&fb_action_types=og.shares |
| 20:01.24 | Xho | "Some 30 demonstrators, including around 10 in wheelchairs" |
| 20:01.28 | Xho | Can you imagine that |
| 20:01.38 | Xho | People in weelchairs invading the House of Commons |
| 20:02.21 | Catface | In the US people in motorized wheelchairs will run you over. |
| 20:04.14 | Monet | Wormy: Don't need to, saw the footage |
| 20:04.43 | Wormy_ | That happens here lol. There used to be a man who in one who rushed at me and other people, and I saw him run it into a pushchair |
| 20:04.59 | Wormy_ | in my town |
| 20:05.07 | Wormy_ | the bloke enjoyed it |
| 20:05.20 | Wormy_ | I think he was terminally ill and thought "fuckit" |
| 20:20.27 | drom | Wikia's markup HTML handling is brilliant. |
| 20:20.31 | drom | Just brilliant |
| 20:20.33 | drom | Just |
| 20:20.34 | drom | Fucking |
| 20:20.36 | drom | Brilliant |
| 20:20.41 | drom | <PROTECTED> |
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| 20:21.13 | Zillafire101 | Hello all. |
| 20:25.08 | drom | Hello |
| 20:27.29 | drom | FINALLY |
| 20:27.31 | drom | FUCKING |
| 20:27.36 | drom | FINALLY! |
| 20:28.41 | Zillafire101 | Wut. |
| 20:28.45 | drom | Techno: I got it working now. |
| 20:28.46 | drom | http://i.imgur.com/k53F24h.png |
| 20:28.56 | Cyrannian | Yay |
| 20:28.59 | Technobliterator | n1 |
| 20:29.24 | drom | Techno: As in "none" |
| 20:29.50 | Technobliterator | as in nice one |
| 20:30.09 | drom | Now I've to put custom classes so I can get started on the CSS. |
| 20:30.35 | drom | But before I do, should I deliever the new revision to the Template:Classification? |
| 20:30.56 | Technobliterator | Sure |
| 20:31.04 | Technobliterator | Is this using SMW? |
| 20:31.15 | drom | Unfortunately, yes. |
| 20:31.34 | Technobliterator | Well, it'll be good as a temporary solution, then |
| 20:31.37 | Technobliterator | But not a permanent one |
| 20:31.50 | drom | I added another template to the mess so. |
| 20:31.54 | Technobliterator | Ideally, the best permanent solution would use JavaScript to find taxon entries |
| 20:32.18 | Technobliterator | And use Lua to replicate Navbox and Infobox functions |
| 20:32.22 | Hachiman | I keep reading SMW as SJW |
| 20:32.38 | Technobliterator | But, again, unless I can rewrite the Navbox and Infoboxes for other wikis as well as this one, I won't have the time to. :/ |
| 20:33.00 | drom | Techno: In that case, the JS is client-side. |
| 20:33.09 | drom | It isn't run at all by the server. |
| 20:33.17 | Hachiman | https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/11170314_1494409570849348_1966766895918616093_n.png?oh=682476f37e1415f13dc175b8f8c83f71&oe=55EB5AFA |
| 20:33.17 | Technobliterator | Right, so it'll be the last thing to load on the page |
| 20:33.23 | Technobliterator | And thus, will not slow down the loading of everything else |
| 20:33.33 | drom | But I may be wrong, there is probably a JS framework run by the server after all. |
| 20:33.35 | Imperios | Monet: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q75uHc42mo4 |
| 20:33.52 | Imperios | Hi Zilla |
| 20:33.56 | Imperios | Zillafire101: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CIR5BjCW8AAWlcR.jpg Genius\ |
| 20:34.11 | Zillafire101 | Wut? |
| 20:34.34 | drom | Bacon flavored chips in a muslim shop. |
| 20:34.59 | drom | Bacon is a pork product, and pork is haram in Islam |
| 20:35.52 | Technobliterator | drom, it is possible to use JS to pull up things from the site |
| 20:36.07 | Technobliterator | It would be the best alternative to SMW |
| 20:36.27 | Technobliterator | But until I begin my CS course and learn JS, I won't be able to help there, sadly |
| 20:36.36 | Technobliterator | There's only so much self-teaching can do when it comes to JS |
| 20:36.40 | drom | I thought you already knew JS |
| 20:36.47 | Zillafire101 | Oh, I see thatn now. My computer is acting stupid. |
| 20:36.52 | Technobliterator | I know bits of JS, but I'm not fluent |
| 20:36.53 | Technobliterator | :/ |
| 20:36.59 | drom | alright then |
| 20:37.20 | drom | still, another reason to start on our own domain. |
| 20:38.06 | Technobliterator | well, ideally I'd have Lua and JS completely replace SMW so we never have to rely on that piece of shit again |
| 20:38.13 | Technobliterator | then I'd ask Wikia to uninstall the extension |
| 20:39.09 | Imperios | Zillafire101: https://2ch.hk/po/src/9466439/14351735732190.webm |
| 20:39.10 | drom | Well. Wikia likes to control what we should use. |
| 20:39.24 | Cyrannian | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/User:Cyrannian/Trivia#Characters_which_need_an_updated_model - This won't be fun |
| 20:39.48 | drom | Cyrannian: u dun goofed |
| 20:40.34 | Technobliterator | Wikia have no real control over Lua or JS, considering, well, they're purely programming languages |
| 20:40.50 | Technobliterator | they can't exactly just rewrite them to fuck us over |
| 20:40.52 | Technobliterator | : | |
| 20:42.25 | drom | I doubt. |
| 20:42.57 | drom | They can remove the LUA support if they want to. Since it is an extension after all. |
| 20:46.07 | drom | New version's out. Please test it out! http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Taxon:Animalia |
| 20:47.42 | Cyrannian | Very well done drom! tis excellent work |
| 20:51.04 | drom | I know the little glitch where classifications without age and author would appear as [[User:|]]. Report me them how much you want to, but I don't have the energy to even bother to fix them now. |
| 20:51.29 | drom | year, not age |
| 20:55.25 | OluapPlayer | Cyrannian: finish models grrr |
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| 20:58.23 | Knight_Alien | Hello |
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| 20:59.34 | Hachiman | Fucking goddamn |
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| 21:08.28 | OluapPlayer | Fucking goddamnit all |
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| 21:23.41 | Tybusen | I've recently discovered that my computer seems to have a tendency to overheat when I run STO |
| 21:23.46 | Hachiman | Fucking |
| 21:23.58 | Tybusen | So it kinda sucks |
| 21:26.38 | drom | Tybusen, I discovered few weeks ago that my computer has expotentionally become slower and slower with the time. |
| 21:27.04 | drom | So it takes 5 minutes to come into the desktop. But runs fine as like nothing has happened. |
| 21:27.12 | Tybusen | I think that tends to happen with most computers |
| 21:27.22 | Tybusen | Over time, of course |
| 21:27.29 | Tybusen | Though how old is your computer? |
| 21:27.53 | drom | least 3 |
| 21:28.17 | Tybusen | Oh |
| 21:28.46 | drom | 3 years |
| 21:29.19 | Tybusen | Hmm |
| 21:29.33 | Tybusen | Relative speaking that's not that old for a computer |
| 21:29.44 | Tybusen | Maybe you should get the hardware checked? |
| 21:30.55 | Wormy_ | Clear out that recycle bin. Clean dust from the computer. Get rid of unecessary programs and addons. Clear up start up programs to essential ones. Update Windows. That will clean things up a little bit. |
| 21:31.02 | drom | I got a summerjob granting me about 1700-1800 euros per month. So I'm definitely looking to getting new hardware for my computer. |
| 21:31.15 | drom | By end of the month |
| 21:31.15 | Tybusen | I know that my laptop's battery needs to be replaced soon but I don't know if that's why my laptop overheats when running STO |
| 21:31.39 | Tybusen | Maybe it's the startup programs that are slowing down your computer |
| 21:31.50 | Tybusen | Especially if you're only experiencing the slowdown at startup |
| 21:32.10 | Wormy_ | I find that is normally the major factor. |
| 21:33.09 | Tybusen | My computer is probably almost 5 years old, though it still runs relatively well |
| 21:33.24 | Xho | Drom: Jesus Christ what |
| 21:33.28 | Xho | What kind of job is that |
| 21:33.28 | Tybusen | I'm considering getting a new one but I'm going to wait to see how Windows 10 turns out |
| 21:33.37 | drom | Xho: Intern IT support |
| 21:33.55 | Xho | Ah right |
| 21:35.04 | Xho | IT is always a well paying thing from what I gather |
| 21:35.44 | Tybusen | Wormy_: Do you know if STO is a resource-intensive program, relative to other MMOs? |
| 21:35.44 | drom | It is. It can be a fun job unless you are working with dinosaurs |
| 21:36.38 | Xho | I know that IT Consultants in the USA usually have a salary of $60,000 + annually |
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| 21:38.29 | OluapPlayer | Goddamn this laptop's internet is terrible |
| 21:38.39 | OluapPlayer | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Planet:Koldenwelt/Slumbering_Lands anyway I'm doing a thing |
| 21:40.42 | Hachiman | Aw yis |
| 21:41.19 | Xho | Eh whatever floats your boat |
| 21:41.44 | OluapPlayer | same can b said 2 u |
| 21:41.57 | Xho | Personally I'm not into the idea of having dinosaurs in the Fantasyverse but then again not many users are into the idea of a colossal dragon god of darkness |
| 21:42.08 | Hachiman | But |
| 21:42.14 | Hachiman | It's a fantasy universe |
| 21:42.22 | Xho | Yeah I know |
| 21:42.22 | Hachiman | If we can have dragons we can have dinosaurs hur |
| 21:42.30 | Xho | Dinosaurs just personally don't interest me much |
| 21:42.41 | Tybusen | so are we using Gorf as a standard placeholder image now or does the island just look like Gorf viewed from outer space |
| 21:42.43 | Hachiman | No wonder why you hated Jurassic World hur |
| 21:42.47 | Xho | True |
| 21:42.55 | Hachiman | Tybusen: The latter |
| 21:43.00 | OluapPlayer | You can ignore it if you're not a fan |
| 21:43.09 | Xho | must never ignore stoof |
| 21:43.13 | Tybusen | "It's a Gorf as viewed from above!" |
| 21:43.18 | Xho | must plan destruction of all living things equally |
| 21:43.20 | OluapPlayer | It's nonetheless an open area for people to do stuff at |
| 21:43.45 | Hachiman | Needs ape-men with dino-mounts |
| 21:44.00 | Xho | Pelagrios - better have rum there |
| 21:44.29 | Hachiman | Ohgod imagine a race of giant sapient gorilla barbarians living there |
| 21:44.44 | Hachiman | Literally King Kong |
| 21:44.48 | Xho | Also known as Southampton |
| 21:44.53 | Hachiman | Oh wow |
| 21:45.27 | Xho | "KONG KONG KONG" Pelagrios - pronounced 'rum' |
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| 21:45.38 | OluapPlayer_ | Jesus fucking christ |
| 21:45.57 | Hachiman | OluapPlayer_: Needs ape-men with dino-mounts and giant gorilla barbarians |
| 21:46.02 | OluapPlayer_ | As for ape-men, I imagine the island having gigantopithecus in it |
| 21:46.05 | Hachiman | Or just giant gorillas in general |
| 21:46.09 | OluapPlayer_ | As well as giant sloths |
| 21:46.12 | OluapPlayer_ | Because sloths |
| 21:46.22 | Hachiman | "What rhymes with sloth? Rape." |
| 21:46.38 | Xho | Needs void-corrupted dinosaurs because lovecraftian mindfucks abound |
| 21:47.39 | Hachiman | Sapient gigantopithecus sound fucking terrifying actually |
| 21:47.45 | Hachiman | Considering how large they are |
| 21:47.53 | Xho | In all seriousness I don't have much use for void-corrupted dinosaurs |
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| 21:49.12 | OluapPlayer | WAKE ME UP INSIDE |
| 21:49.17 | Hachiman | olol |
| 21:49.39 | OluapPlayer | Now I forgot what I was gonna say |
| 21:49.42 | OluapPlayer | Fucking internet |
| 21:49.52 | Xho | On the other hand, I do want to add a fantasy-oriented ZÃ-Jittorám race but I might just do that for the Tropical Lands |
| 21:50.02 | Xho | Because giant scary Forest Elementals |
| 21:50.05 | OluapPlayer | dunt u got enough op things alredy |
| 21:50.20 | Xho | I got so many op things they all cancel each other out |
| 21:50.25 | Xho | TIS THE PERFECT PLOY |
| 21:50.45 | Hachiman | dats not how it works in a collab universe do |
| 21:51.03 | drom | not sure if play or plot |
| 21:51.10 | Xho | Either that or I turn them into icy versions and throw them on the Algid Haven |
| 21:51.11 | drom | if not both |
| 21:51.11 | OluapPlayer | I have no access to my PC right now so pictures for that page will have to wait |
| 21:51.22 | Xho | Ice ZÃ-Jittorám |
| 21:51.33 | Xho | Now that's scary |
| 21:51.57 | OluapPlayer | get meh'd |
| 21:52.05 | Xho | nooh |
| 21:52.15 | Xho | Bah I'll consider it but I probably won't since laziness |
| 21:52.41 | Xho | Speaking of that there was something I wanted to remove from fiction but I can't remember what |
| 21:52.50 | OluapPlayer | u fail |
| 21:57.17 | Hachiman | Hm |
| 21:57.24 | OluapPlayer | dunt u hm at me u shit |
| 21:57.34 | OluapPlayer | ur not imp |
| 21:57.43 | drom | Xho: Imagine spending all that money on Mann Co keys |
| 21:57.46 | Hachiman | Now that I am revising Keldar I remember lore about having her insert a metal tampon into herself to remain chaste and celibate |
| 21:57.51 | Xho | Dear me |
| 21:57.51 | Hachiman | That was fucked up |
| 21:58.02 | Xho | Hachiman: god what |
| 21:58.03 | OluapPlayer | kek |
| 21:58.09 | OluapPlayer | I remember that |
| 21:58.19 | Xho | I've been trying to save up money for a vast number of things |
| 21:58.22 | OluapPlayer | That was back when she was a nun |
| 21:58.24 | Xho | Primarily a bass guitar amplifier |
| 21:58.44 | Xho | Tattoos sort of as well but I'd imagine they'd cost £800 - £1000 per arm |
| 21:59.05 | Hachiman | What sorta tattoos? |
| 21:59.26 | Xho | Sleeve tattoos mainly |
| 21:59.38 | Xho | I wanted to get fractal/geometric patterns |
| 22:00.09 | Hachiman | I wanted to get a tattoo of my face tattooed onto my face and a tattoo of my genitals tattooed onto my genitals |
| 22:00.41 | Xho | https://i.warosu.org/data/tg/img/0269/54/1378092331536.jpg |
| 22:00.48 | OluapPlayer | What the fuck |
| 22:01.33 | Xho | Could go like Rick Genest |
| 22:02.22 | Xho | http://meetsobsession.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/rick-genest-image1.jpg Got a pretty awesome thing going on there |
| 22:02.31 | Xho | Wouldn't personally do that to myself but he's famous for it now |
| 22:03.01 | Hachiman | Spooky |
| 22:04.32 | OluapPlayer | I'm still surprised by the fact the largest mammal ever discovered was a rhinoceros |
| 22:04.43 | OluapPlayer | It doesn't even look like a rhinoceros |
| 22:04.50 | OluapPlayer | land mammal* |
| 22:05.30 | Hachiman | Oh? |
| 22:05.42 | OluapPlayer | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paraceratherium |
| 22:05.49 | Hachiman | Oh that |
| 22:06.08 | Xho | I was just about to say 'Indricotherium' there |
| 22:06.40 | Hachiman | I remember watching a show about those once which made me not like them |
| 22:06.47 | OluapPlayer | It looks more like a giant tapir |
| 22:06.50 | drom | There is even an European politican who has tattoos all over across his body. |
| 22:07.02 | Xho | I saw the skull of an Indricotherium in the NY Museum of Natural History |
| 22:07.05 | Xho | Fuck me it was huge |
| 22:07.25 | Hachiman | Like there was a mother and her kid and they were travelling alone when the mother gets with some elder male, has a younger kid with him, and the older child is forced to leave the family |
| 22:07.39 | Hachiman | And he has to survive on his own which turns him into a territorial shithead |
| 22:07.41 | Xho | http://phenomena.nationalgeographic.com/files/2013/05/paraceratherium-restoration.jpg |
| 22:08.14 | OluapPlayer | Isn't that basically how elephants work |
| 22:08.21 | Hachiman | Yeah |
| 22:09.59 | OluapPlayer | Current Earth is boring, animals too tiny |
| 22:10.31 | Xho | Dunno about deep sea creatures though |
| 22:10.54 | Hachiman | Lower oxygen levels means stuff gets smaller |
| 22:11.23 | drom | Xho: Fuck me, that's a cross-breed of a tapire and an elephant |
| 22:12.08 | OluapPlayer | Yeah, the deep sea is actually inhabited by small stuff |
| 22:12.17 | OluapPlayer | The colossal squid is an exception |
| 22:13.00 | Hachiman | Small, but exceptionally freaky stuff |
| 22:13.15 | OluapPlayer | ugly as fuk manlets |
| 22:13.59 | drom | giant isopods |
| 22:14.12 | drom | Too bad that fire doesn't work underwater |
| 22:14.33 | drom | Because I want lit all that deep sea on fire. |
| 22:15.00 | Hachiman | Oceans work underwater though |
| 22:15.04 | Hachiman | Oceans of brine that is |
| 22:15.12 | drom | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giant_isopod |
| 22:15.17 | drom | Those ugly motherfuckers |
| 22:15.33 | Hachiman | They look like giant lice |
| 22:15.37 | Hachiman | Kinda cute though |
| 22:16.01 | OluapPlayer | Ngh |
| 22:16.04 | OluapPlayer | I hate these |
| 22:16.05 | drom | loses his sanity and lits Hachiman on fire |
| 22:16.19 | drom | BURN YOU HERETIC FILTH |
| 22:16.21 | OluapPlayer | They look like gigantic cockroaches with extra hell |
| 22:17.17 | OluapPlayer | I can't fathom how someone can touch one, let alone hold one |
| 22:17.52 | drom | I cannot either comprehend that these do even exist |
| 22:21.22 | drom | Fun fact: Isopods is also the same genus to the parasitic that consumes fishes' tongues and caves inside the mouth cavity. |
| 22:22.01 | Hachiman | But can you not just imagine holding it and watching as its little legs scurry adorably in mid-air |
| 22:22.10 | Hachiman | As it makes cute isopod noises |
| 22:22.36 | OluapPlayer | non that just makes it creepier |
| 22:22.42 | OluapPlayer | And I hate the tongue-eating parasites even more |
| 22:22.49 | OluapPlayer | I feel sick just by remembering it |
| 22:22.52 | drom | I prefer thinking that for fishes and shellfish. |
| 22:22.59 | Xho | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-h5vwfEaONg dis gaem tho |
| 22:23.02 | drom | Let alone their smelly slime cloth |
| 22:23.30 | Hachiman | http://i.imgur.com/FJMGkUs.png?1 Here, have Keldar |
| 22:23.46 | OluapPlayer | nofaic |
| 22:23.56 | Xho | Keldar - b-baka |
| 22:24.08 | drom | Hachiman: k http://www.incrediblethings.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Giant-Isopod.jpg |
| 22:24.25 | Hachiman | See, those Dorito ones are adorable |
| 22:24.57 | Monet | That cat look like its thingking "plz don't let it eat me" |
| 22:25.08 | OluapPlayer | I ain't clicking that shit |
| 22:25.40 | Monet | I agree, the dorito isopods look adorable |
| 22:25.42 | drom | OluapPlayer: If you just want the kitty. http://i.imgur.com/ta0o2Xi.png |
| 22:25.59 | Monet | They look like a cross between a woodlouse and a lobster |
| 22:26.03 | OluapPlayer | kitty is gud |
| 22:26.03 | drom | I'm not trying to clickbait you, I promise. |
| 22:27.10 | drom | giant crabs mmm http://www.foxnews.com/static/managed/img/Scitech/coconut-crab_604x500.jpg |
| 22:27.50 | Hachiman | http://i.imgur.com/MdLHNbz.png?1 And Keldar again |
| 22:28.01 | OluapPlayer | qt faic |
| 22:28.06 | Xho | Drom: Looks like a Combine Dropship |
| 22:28.11 | OluapPlayer | Also curved horns |
| 22:28.19 | Xho | http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/half-life/images/3/3f/Combine_Dropship.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20090604234644&path-prefix=en c |
| 22:28.37 | Hachiman | Aye curved horns |
| 22:31.15 | Hachiman | Wonder if I should use the helmet or sans helmet version for her profile pic |
| 22:32.33 | Cyrannian | bai |
| 22:32.35 | OluapPlayer | Helmet I'd say |
| 22:32.38 | OluapPlayer | dai |
| 22:34.40 | OluapPlayer | I like the wording in this sentence |
| 22:34.42 | OluapPlayer | "Researchers experience difficulty in studying human extinction directly, since humanity has never been destroyed before." |
| 22:34.49 | OluapPlayer | Only one way to fix that |
| 22:35.03 | Hachiman | olol |
| 22:41.20 | drom | The Grand Duchess in TF2 never gets old. |
| 23:12.35 | Hachiman | Ngh I cannot remember which is more potent, ionic or plasma weapons |
| 23:13.03 | drom | usually depends on the target's technology |
| 23:14.02 | Hachiman | That is a vague answer |
| 23:15.36 | Monet | Plasma's one of the more go-to potent weapons |
| 23:17.13 | Hachiman | I was just wondering if plasma would be a bit too low-tech for Zazane |
| 23:19.27 | drom | Make up something |
| 23:20.15 | Hachiman | Oh wait |
| 23:20.18 | Hachiman | I forgot about shidium |
| 23:20.19 | Hachiman | durr |
| 23:20.52 | Monet | Plasma's one of the more difficult weapon types |
| 23:21.45 | Monet | Current scientific theory indicates that there's two possible ways to contain a plasma charge: Either in a laser that ionises the air, or a high-energy magnetic field. |
| 23:22.34 | drom | Then you have to hurl it on your target |
| 23:32.06 | Tybusen | Technically speaking, aren't plasma weapons ionic weapons by default |
| 23:32.42 | Tybusen | Since plasma is all ions |
| 23:33.17 | Monet | Technically speaking yeah |
| 23:33.26 | Monet | I wondered what ionic weapons were for a moment |
| 23:35.54 | Hachiman | Ngh fucking huge moth in my room pls go |
| 23:37.00 | Tybusen | I had an idea for a TIAF ionic weapon that's essentially an overclocked solar wind cannon that makes cool aurora formations appear all over the enemy shields |
| 23:38.29 | OluapPlayer | Hachiman: bzz bzz bzzzzzz |
| 23:38.33 | Hachiman | non |
| 23:38.40 | OluapPlayer | bz |
| 23:38.42 | Hachiman | A moth attacked me in bed once |
| 23:39.09 | Hachiman | I was talking to you on Skype and then it flew at the screen, and when I tried to type to you that there was a moth it flew in my face |
| 23:39.17 | Hachiman | Which is why I didn't speak for the rest of that night hur |
| 23:40.52 | OluapPlayer | Me? |
| 23:41.01 | Hachiman | Yeah |
| 23:41.09 | OluapPlayer | I can't remember that |
| 23:41.20 | Hachiman | I never managed to send the message hur |
| 23:41.23 | *** join/#sporewiki Liquid_Ink (79d016b9@gateway/web/freenode/ip.121.208.22.185) |
| 23:41.31 | OluapPlayer | How long ago was that? |
| 23:41.44 | Hachiman | About a month or so back |
| 23:41.50 | OluapPlayer | Ah |
| 23:41.55 | OluapPlayer | I'm not gonna remember it |
