00:00.08 | Hachiman | Well in that case I am counting Deinosuchus hur |
00:01.18 | Hachiman | 10.6m (35ft) long alligators with the strongest recorded bite of any amphibious and land-faring animal |
00:01.28 | Wormy_ | dayumn |
00:01.56 | Wormy_ | I remember learning about this river where salt water crocs and sharks do come into blows |
00:02.24 | Wormy_ | As you say, Crocs win more often than most |
00:02.34 | Wormy_ | At least in shallower water |
00:06.47 | Wormy_ | in modern world, whales > sharks |
00:07.05 | Wormy_ | Killer Whales toss sharks like toys |
00:07.14 | Hachiman | Aye |
00:07.47 | Hachiman | Although I dunno whether it is sharks or orcas that leave all the desecrated overturned whale carcasses in the ocean |
00:12.32 | OluapPlayer | Deinosuchus had the strongest bite of all things ever, not just land animals |
00:13.04 | OluapPlayer | Also just realized, just an hour and 45 minutes until the first E3 conference |
00:13.08 | Wormy_ | Of course, I love the battle between the humans and the Neanderthals https://youtu.be/MJP-UPhELFY?t=47m18s |
00:13.36 | Wormy_ | The Neanderthals were brawnier but humans attacked from the side with long distance spears |
00:14.11 | Hachiman | I like how the humans speak English |
00:14.33 | OluapPlayer | Thals were the chavs of prehistory |
00:15.16 | Wormy_ | Humans were also physically tougher in those days anyway |
00:16.01 | Monet | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txPqV0lZaSE Some mood music for those waiting for Bethesda's conference. |
00:18.15 | Hachiman | Eh screw Fallout, I want to see more Elder Scrolls |
00:18.26 | Hachiman | Hopefully better and more advanced than Skyrim |
00:18.33 | OluapPlayer | It's gonna be Fallout and Doom |
00:18.37 | OluapPlayer | Don't expect anything else |
00:18.46 | Hachiman | Ech |
00:18.52 | Hachiman | Well at least Doom is good |
00:19.22 | Wormy_ | I think a strongman or professional fighter could beat a Neandethal though |
00:19.41 | Wormy_ | Or at least subdue one |
00:19.43 | Hachiman | Well yeah of course a professional fighter could beat a Neanderthal |
00:20.47 | Wormy_ | A lot of martial arts have moves to turn the opponenwnt's weight and force against them |
00:21.07 | DrodoEmpire | A sword, knife, club or spear would even a fight. :p In the hands of a Sapiens of course. |
00:21.11 | DrodoEmpire | Well no |
00:21.22 | DrodoEmpire | It'd throw it waay into the modern human's favour |
00:22.10 | Wormy_ | Neanderthals coiuldn't throw things very far |
00:22.15 | Wormy_ | For a start |
00:22.43 | Wormy_ | They hunted by ambush and its thought as the grasslands encroached they found it harder to hunt effectively |
00:23.08 | Hachiman | A lot of the concept of hunting consists of ambush tactics :p |
00:24.15 | OluapPlayer | run up to ur prey up-front and RIP AND TEAR like a real man u silly |
00:24.18 | OluapPlayer | sissy even |
00:25.09 | Monet | Modern humans could hide i nlong grass and throw things better |
00:25.58 | Monet | Weren't humans also better sprinters or distance runners? |
00:26.20 | Wormy_ | yes |
00:26.33 | Hachiman | Off-topic a little bit, I just had an awesome concept |
00:26.38 | Hachiman | Zazane Yakuza |
00:26.38 | Wormy_ | While Neanderthals hunted in closed spaces. Ambush, but of a different kind |
00:27.04 | Wormy_ | They were muscular so they would get right up to their prey and muscle in down |
00:27.05 | DrodoEmpire | Hachi: That sounds really awesome |
00:27.07 | DrodoEmpire | XD |
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00:28.30 | Zillafire101 | Hello all. |
00:28.41 | Hachiman | Zazane criminals and mercenaries covered head-to-toe in tattoos/self-imposed scars with access to black market tech |
00:29.04 | Monet | Hell |
00:29.04 | OluapPlayer | cus they weren't weeaboos enuff |
00:29.06 | Monet | Hello |
00:29.22 | Hachiman | Yakuza are probably my favourite criminal sect honestly hur |
00:29.22 | Monet | Hachiman: Patterend scars. |
00:29.33 | OluapPlayer | cus it comes from nippon |
00:29.36 | OluapPlayer | u fukin weeaboo |
00:29.49 | Hachiman | Monet: Look up scarification |
00:30.08 | Monet | Am I going to regret it? |
00:30.21 | DrodoEmpire | Hachi: Sounds pretty cool. I've wanted to do some on Drodo organized crime, but honestly "family connections" and "organized crime" are almost definitely a blurred line. XD It may be hard |
00:30.22 | Hachiman | If you look in the wrong place |
00:30.32 | Monet | OKay that is cool |
00:30.33 | DrodoEmpire | Still |
00:30.52 | OluapPlayer | i've done enough crime-based fiction for a lifetime by now |
00:30.54 | DrodoEmpire | Also aren't the Yakuza really big in white-collar crime? At least nowadays? |
00:31.02 | Hachiman | Yeah nowadays they are |
00:31.11 | Hachiman | OluapPlayer: never enuff criminuls |
00:31.25 | DrodoEmpire | I'm going to guess Zazane Yakuza are staying a bit more old-fashioned? |
00:31.32 | Monet | White Collar crime tends to pay off better and is harder to convict. |
00:31.34 | OluapPlayer | enuff criminuls |
00:31.46 | Hachiman | I suppose for Zazane Yakuza it would be a mix |
00:32.00 | DrodoEmpire | Monet: True... Its pretty easy to fuck up though, if you do it wrong |
00:32.08 | Hachiman | Although of course they are Zazane so they would be more inclined towards more militant practice |
00:32.11 | DrodoEmpire | ^ |
00:32.36 | Monet | DrodoEmpire: That's why its often the domain of intelligent criminals. |
00:32.45 | DrodoEmpire | Yeah. Even then though |
00:33.20 | Monet | There's still a danger |
00:33.38 | DrodoEmpire | Yeah |
00:33.56 | Monet | As with al lthings, the greater the risk the greater the reward |
00:34.06 | DrodoEmpire | ^ |
00:34.41 | OluapPlayer | Nothing to do with Bethesda's conference starts |
00:34.48 | OluapPlayer | Guess I'll edit some pages in the meantime |
00:34.59 | Monet | I've been meaning to have the criminal side of the Resurgence be both white-collar and blue-collar. |
00:35.38 | Monet | Though the biggest hurdle is that blue collar crime is easier to make a story out of. |
00:35.45 | Hachiman | I can imagine Zazane Yakuza - or "Yakuzane" as a working title - having connections to white-collar criminals as blue-collar workers |
00:36.38 | DrodoEmpire | Monet: Yeah exactly |
00:36.50 | DrodoEmpire | Hachi: Interesting. |
00:36.52 | Monet | Do slick suits work for Zazane? |
00:37.34 | Hachiman | Not for respectable Zazane hur |
00:37.47 | Hachiman | A Zazane's suit is his armour |
00:37.52 | Hachiman | Either that or his bare torso |
00:38.52 | Hachiman | Well, aside from like robe overalls and such, I never really digressed much into Zazane uniform outside of armour |
00:42.47 | Monet | Doesn't have to be metal paltes either |
00:42.50 | Monet | plates* |
00:44.11 | Monet | I did imagine that the Draconis answer ot tatoos would likely be etchings on scales. |
00:44.31 | Hachiman | Scarification would be perfect then hur |
00:45.54 | Monet | Full-body-part stuff yeah |
00:46.41 | Wormy_ | bye |
00:56.07 | DrodoEmpire | test |
01:06.02 | OluapPlayer | ONE HOUR UNTIL E3 |
01:06.07 | TekDroid | O.o |
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01:08.47 | Charles_Murray | I'm not sure "Confederence" is a word o.o |
01:09.01 | OluapPlayer | It is in Oluapland |
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01:12.37 | Tek0516 | I just got back from seeing Jurassic World. :D |
01:12.56 | Tek0516 | It was awesome. :D |
01:14.42 | DrodoEmpire | Ah, good |
01:17.55 | Monet | OluapPlayer: Dem reservation cards |
01:18.23 | OluapPlayer | I gotta admit BE3 is a clever expression |
01:18.32 | Tek0516 | loo |
01:18.36 | Tek0516 | *lol |
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01:21.39 | Tek0516 | Hello Charles_Murray |
01:21.50 | Charles_Murray | Hey! |
01:22.19 | Zillafire101 | Hey-o |
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01:38.13 | OluapPlayer | Well the stream changed |
01:40.02 | Monet | #PleaseStandBy |
01:40.03 | OluapPlayer | Now it got back to what it was before |
01:40.05 | OluapPlayer | False alarm |
01:40.35 | OluapPlayer | Ooh |
01:40.39 | OluapPlayer | Please stand by |
01:40.49 | OluapPlayer | 20 minutes |
01:41.03 | Monet | I knew that mood music was a good idea |
01:41.32 | Technobliterator | Why can't my phone access asdafafadsad |
01:41.33 | Monet | Oh I know this song! |
01:42.03 | Monet | They're using the revea ltrailer song |
01:43.35 | OluapPlayer | Jesus Twitch's chat gets worse every time I see a different stream |
01:43.52 | Monet | Full of ecstatic wierdos? |
01:43.59 | OluapPlayer | Yes |
01:44.10 | OluapPlayer | Their messages go so fast you can't even read them |
01:44.19 | Monet | There;s got to be some sort of coefficient |
01:44.33 | DrodoEmpire | https://scontent-lga1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/10402588_10153048385166633_3118388811278188097_n.jpg?oh=5bdeb3f68e69eaad27aa2ab1099aa92a&oe=562D79A7 |
01:44.34 | Technobliterator | Twitch chat is full of cancer meme posts anyway |
01:45.12 | Monet | Twitch: As the number of chatters goes up, so does the amount of stupid. |
01:45.16 | OluapPlayer | Just like every other chat I visit |
01:45.18 | OluapPlayer | Including here hur |
01:45.37 | Technobliterator | Shots fired |
01:46.01 | OluapPlayer | IT STARTED |
01:46.05 | Technobliterator | :O |
01:46.55 | Monet | 80 speakers... |
01:47.19 | Monet | How much did Bethesda shell out for this stage? |
01:47.36 | Technobliterator | OH MY GOD PHONE |
01:47.42 | Technobliterator | FUCKING LOAD THIS ALREADY |
01:47.55 | Monet | We'll be getting 60FPS footage |
01:48.17 | Monet | I think they're using 60FPS for this recording. |
01:48.33 | Monet | The video is so smooth.... |
01:49.58 | OluapPlayer | blah it keeps stopping even at low quality |
01:50.01 | OluapPlayer | True suffering |
01:53.25 | Technobliterator | You could try YT live stream and see if that's any better? |
01:54.56 | OluapPlayer | Nah it's better now |
01:55.39 | Monet | "and that made the Internet explode" |
02:00.51 | Monet | This guy is saying what I loved about Fallout |
02:02.16 | Monet | This guy used the Ted-ee Launcher. He is a full-blooded Fallout Boy. |
02:02.49 | OluapPlayer | hur |
02:03.33 | Monet | You're not a legitimate Fallout Boy until you've exploded someone with either a teddy bear or an empty can of beans. |
02:04.13 | Monet | "Gary pls" |
02:04.33 | Monet | I had nightmares over Vault Gary |
02:04.44 | Monet | Actually not really but it was creepy |
02:05.13 | OluapPlayer | IT'S TIME |
02:06.01 | Monet | "Bethesda E3 conference marked by hundreds of high-pressure spontaious combustions" |
02:07.43 | Monet | Tick. Tick. Boom baby! |
02:08.08 | OluapPlayer | dat Skyrim music |
02:08.37 | Monet | That is one wide screen |
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02:11.26 | OluapPlayer | I could never imagine Bethesda making Doom |
02:11.59 | Technobliterator | They didn't |
02:12.07 | Monet | A subsidy makes the game |
02:13.31 | Technobliterator | I hate Doom, it brought us FPSes which in turn brought us the trash we have today |
02:13.44 | Technobliterator | Worst videogame genre I have ever seen |
02:14.47 | Monet | Oh yeah. THis is old school! |
02:15.31 | DrodoEmpire | plops a fedora onto Tech's head |
02:15.33 | DrodoEmpire | :3 |
02:16.18 | Monet | I am grinning now |
02:19.11 | OluapPlayer | CHAINSAW |
02:19.58 | Monet | Chainsaw! |
02:20.10 | Monet | OH YEAH! |
02:20.41 | OluapPlayer | Holy FUCK |
02:20.45 | OluapPlayer | That was awesome |
02:21.09 | Monet | OHOLY SHIT |
02:21.33 | Monet | The gore quotent was incresible |
02:21.43 | Monet | That's Doom! |
02:22.17 | Technobliterator | I have nothing positive to say on this, this is everything I hated about last gen |
02:22.18 | Monet | I don't see Master Chief doing any of this |
02:23.13 | DrodoEmpire | points to Tech's fedora, and shakes his head disapprovingly. |
02:23.33 | Monet | More? |
02:23.43 | Monet | Oh fuck yes! |
02:23.50 | Technobliterator | "Let's show how much blood and gore we can spill on screen yeah we're so cool and edgy!!!!11one1!!" |
02:24.14 | OluapPlayer | Oh wow |
02:24.17 | OluapPlayer | A map creator |
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02:24.25 | Technobliterator | And it's the same zombie mutant shooter we've played a million times with slightly different lore and a different dev. Yawn. |
02:24.26 | Monet | Technobliterator: This isn't "bloody screen health measure" |
02:24.31 | OluapPlayer | Technobliterator: You can't be complaining about the gore of a Doom game |
02:24.38 | OluapPlayer | That's like wanting a Mario game with no jumping |
02:25.14 | Monet | THis map creator looks imrpessive |
02:25.16 | Technobliterator | I'm more complaining that it has seemingly nothing else to offer and that the market is oversaturated |
02:25.26 | Technobliterator | Map creator? Now that looks interesting |
02:26.20 | Monet | People play Doom to blow up demons in testosterone-pumping ways |
02:26.37 | DrodoEmpire | ^ |
02:26.54 | DrodoEmpire | Let other games tell a deep story. :p |
02:27.09 | Zillafire101 | Yeah, tis true. It's one of the few games that makes me feel manly. |
02:27.32 | Monet | No cover system, no iron sight view |
02:28.01 | Monet | I'm liking the melee takedowns |
02:28.42 | OluapPlayer | Jesus christ |
02:28.46 | OluapPlayer | It made the demone at his own heart |
02:30.34 | Monet | BFG! |
02:31.18 | Monet | CyberdemonCyberdemonCyberdemonCyberdemon |
02:31.38 | DrodoEmpire | Y'all seem pretty excited. XD |
02:31.58 | Monet | I also noticed a refreshing lack of break zones. |
02:32.09 | OluapPlayer | I never played Doom but that was badass as fuck |
02:32.26 | Monet | That guy was shooting continuously mere secodns after he got into Hell |
02:32.48 | Monet | And yeah. |
02:33.53 | Monet | Want to know what it's like to be one of the Imperium of Man's Space Marines? Play Doom. |
02:36.35 | Monet | Are we getting a Dishonoured sequal? |
02:37.50 | Monet | The British si strong i nthis empire |
02:39.41 | OluapPlayer | Yup, Dishonoured 2 |
02:40.08 | Monet | THis looks very interesting |
02:40.57 | Monet | The Not-British Empire appears to be exchanging mutton chops for Pith helmets. |
02:43.17 | Monet | Talk about a heart of darkness |
02:47.39 | Monet | I like how the audience reminded the speaker he missed Fallout |
02:48.05 | OluapPlayer | That was a nice touch |
02:48.12 | OluapPlayer | I didn't even notice nearly an hour has passed |
02:49.00 | Monet | That might be a good sign |
02:49.24 | Monet | Definitely beats Sony spending half an hour rattling on about their hardware under development. |
02:50.29 | Monet | "The Master Lives" was a message I saw floating about |
02:52.30 | Monet | This montage is the stuff I want to do for a job |
02:54.24 | Technobliterator | Okay, that character design method looks sweet |
02:54.31 | Monet | ...Baby? |
02:56.03 | Monet | Just shut the door on him lol |
02:59.55 | Monet | Doggie! |
03:02.56 | Monet | That thing must be a pain to war |
03:02.59 | Monet | wear* |
03:04.07 | OluapPlayer | Oh wow |
03:04.13 | OluapPlayer | Donkey Kong spoof |
03:04.18 | Monet | So... |
03:04.23 | Monet | Video games inside video games? |
03:04.53 | Monet | "We made an app for it" |
03:08.30 | Technobliterator | Fallout 4 looks so fucking amazing |
03:10.03 | Monet | WOAH |
03:10.09 | OluapPlayer | Oh wow |
03:10.14 | OluapPlayer | That's unexpected |
03:10.40 | Monet | "Get bored waiting for Fallout 4? Play this game we made!" |
03:12.15 | Monet | OKay this is cool |
03:14.25 | Monet | Finally |
03:14.48 | Monet | Junk has more use than as ammo for the rock-it launcher |
03:16.20 | OluapPlayer | Customization seems like a huge part of this game |
03:16.28 | Monet | THis is starting to feel to good to be true... |
03:18.29 | Monet | Deathclaws confirmed |
03:18.52 | Monet | Oh yes! |
03:19.56 | Monet | Oh man this is cool |
03:20.37 | OluapPlayer | Oh damn |
03:20.39 | OluapPlayer | Release date |
03:20.49 | Monet | A release date already |
03:21.05 | Monet | I'm getting jitters |
03:22.29 | Monet | Wat |
03:23.48 | OluapPlayer | Well that was a pretty good conference |
03:24.03 | OluapPlayer | I wasn't even looking forward to it and I'm impressed |
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03:24.44 | The_Randomness | Hello |
03:25.01 | OluapPlayer | hi |
03:25.04 | Monet | Hi |
03:25.18 | Monet | Random you came on JUST after Bethesda's E3 conference finished |
03:25.32 | The_Randomness | I saw the end of it |
03:25.40 | The_Randomness | The Fallout presentation was sweet |
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03:26.31 | Monet | I don't know if I'm going ot be sleeping tonight |
03:26.56 | The_Randomness | Sleep is for the week. |
03:26.59 | The_Randomness | er |
03:27.01 | The_Randomness | weak |
03:29.11 | Monet | OluapPlayer: You listening to the post-conference stream? |
03:29.26 | OluapPlayer | I'm not, I'm gonna head to bed soon |
03:29.39 | The_Randomness | Did anyone here see the Nintendo World Championship earlier? |
03:29.45 | OluapPlayer | Nope |
03:29.47 | Monet | I did |
03:30.01 | OluapPlayer | All I saw were the new Smash 4 trailers |
03:30.09 | OluapPlayer | Nintendo more like DLCtendo |
03:30.22 | Monet | OluapPlayer: Bethesda claims what we saw won't be the fastest in the game. As you progress the action gets faster. |
03:30.30 | Monet | Hell was only halfway through |
03:30.45 | OluapPlayer | I'm looking through 4chan's reactions, apparently they found it too slow |
03:30.56 | OluapPlayer | Hell that was faster than any shooter I ever played |
03:31.17 | Monet | The guy is claiming that the first level we saw is the slowest the game palys because, well, it's the first level |
03:31.32 | OluapPlayer | That's understandable |
03:31.54 | Monet | SO I dread to think how fast and hectic endgame will be |
03:32.20 | OluapPlayer | You should never take 4chan's opinion as relevant though, these guys are famous for being contrarians and for complaining for the sake of complaining |
03:32.22 | Monet | I think Dark Souls ahs a competitor for "Best game to make you feel like a badass" |
03:32.39 | OluapPlayer | Dark Souls is actually a very slow-paced game |
03:32.50 | Monet | Dark SOuls is about endurance, I know |
03:33.13 | OluapPlayer | That Doom gameplay was insane, he had so little room to breath |
03:33.37 | Monet | THat's modern shooters for you |
03:34.06 | Monet | The old school shooters like the original Doom and Quake were all action. Breathing room was for wimps |
03:34.18 | OluapPlayer | hur |
03:34.20 | Monet | But I agree, that was fast |
03:34.53 | Monet | Also it does what I see very few modern shooters encourage: Jumping and gunning. |
03:35.08 | OluapPlayer | yeah that's not very common from what I can tell |
03:35.19 | Monet | That was a classic of old shooters though |
03:35.42 | Monet | Games like Quake, if you weren't firing and moving constantly you were playing the game wrong |
03:36.17 | Monet | The ultimate kicker? This was commonly managed with a keyboard and mouse. |
03:38.24 | Zillafire101 | I'm so used to playing on Pc, I'm actually used to that. |
03:38.31 | OluapPlayer | Microsoft's conference is in 13 hours from now |
03:38.38 | OluapPlayer | Such a long way in between one and the other |
03:38.47 | OluapPlayer | wait even |
03:40.04 | Monet | Their talk about the baby in FO4 having shared genetics of your two parent characters - I'm sensing foreshadowing here |
03:40.18 | Monet | That is a lot of effort for ten minutes of character. |
03:40.50 | OluapPlayer | Right I'm gonna head off now |
03:40.52 | OluapPlayer | Goodnight |
03:41.00 | The_Randomness | bye |
03:43.47 | Monet | I have to say |
03:43.56 | Monet | Bethesda set a high bar this year |
03:44.17 | The_Randomness | Indeed |
03:52.32 | The_Randomness | dang, I've got class when Nintendo's going to be showing off their stuff |
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07:38.15 | Hachiman | ~give Ghelae a cookie |
07:38.17 | infobot | ACTION gives Ghelae a home-baked sugar cookie to cheer him up. |
07:38.46 | Ghelae | turns the cookie into a frog and releases it into the wild |
07:38.50 | Ghelae | ~give Hachiman a cookie |
07:38.51 | infobot | ACTION gives Hachiman a home-baked sugar cookie to cheer him up. |
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10:31.28 | Jepardi | Hi |
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10:47.59 | Hachiman | Hai Imp |
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10:53.43 | Imperios | Hai |
11:14.17 | Imperios | Hachiman: http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/62500/Vladimir-Putin-the-Orphan--62643.jpg |
11:14.34 | Hachiman | Ohgod |
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11:45.56 | Wormy_ | hi |
11:47.31 | Hachiman | Hai |
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12:05.30 | Hachiman | Hai |
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12:23.26 | AdmiralPanda | hi all |
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13:08.43 | Wormy_ | Hachiman: http://imgur.com/gallery/mLntz |
13:14.50 | Imperios | Cloud Atlas was good stuff |
13:15.39 | Wormy_ | Outlander... About a alien teaming up with some Vikings to defeat another angry alien, using his advance weapons mixed with Viking ones |
13:16.07 | Wormy_ | Some of those I've seen or heard of. I'd like to see the Zero Theorem |
13:17.12 | Wormy_ | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_uJTnyR15 |
13:18.37 | Imperios | Hachiman: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejjN1rRFMo4 A daily life on Capricus |
13:22.07 | Wormy_ | This film makes that one last year about the woman with superpowers look like a crappy remake tbh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBzeAOAbEaY |
13:24.37 | Wormy_ | Snowpiercer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nX5PwfEMBM0 |
13:26.43 | Imperios | Wormy_: Woman with superpowers |
13:26.44 | Imperios | Lucy? |
13:26.50 | Wormy_ | thats it yes |
13:27.10 | Wormy_ | Technotise looks like a better version of the same story, and it predates Lucy |
13:36.11 | Wormy_ | scientifically accurate catdog https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nX5PwfEMBM0 |
13:37.59 | Wormy_ | Imperios: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJjkTUEyqms |
13:42.58 | Imperios | Saw this |
13:43.10 | Imperios | Nothing beats Scientifically Accurate Pokemon though |
13:47.42 | Imperios | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeOS8gK2OZE This |
13:47.52 | Wormy_ | watching it now |
13:48.12 | Wormy_ | Also Pinky and the Brain https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSGbLxbiODo |
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13:50.21 | Cyrannian | Hai |
13:50.24 | Wormy_ | Ohgod Cyrannian: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=865AoXifk7E |
13:50.27 | Wormy_ | hi |
13:50.47 | OluapPlayer | ~attack Cyrannian |
13:50.47 | infobot | ACTION grabs a pen, screams like she's possessed, and begins chasing Cyrannian |
13:51.17 | Imperios | It has a very gross ending |
13:51.20 | Imperios | So be warned |
13:52.54 | Wormy_ | The whole thing is gross |
13:53.24 | Cyrannian | hur |
13:53.24 | Imperios | Also this |
13:53.28 | Cyrannian | ~tickle OluapPlayer |
13:53.29 | infobot | ACTION jumps on OluapPlayer, yelling "TICKLE FIGHT!!!!" |
13:53.33 | Imperios | Cyrannian: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejjN1rRFMo4 French-Cyrannian relationships |
13:54.41 | Wormy_away | Before I go |
13:55.19 | Wormy_away | The sickest one is that video with the pokemon character being a cancer patient on his death bed, dreaming of Pkemon |
13:56.41 | Wormy_away | Just as he dreams of defating Death at the Pokemon tournament, the theme music merges with the heart rate monitor's terminal sound |
13:58.19 | Cyrannian | I'm on my really dodgy laptop so YouTube is really slow, was anything interesting annouced so far at E3? |
13:59.11 | Wormy_away | Forgot it was even on hur |
13:59.14 | Wormy_away | bbl |
14:01.58 | OluapPlayer | The Bethesda conference was pretty good |
14:02.10 | OluapPlayer | Doom and Fallout 4 look really nice |
14:02.22 | OluapPlayer | Microsoft's conference starts in 2 and a half hours |
14:02.33 | Jepardi | Also Dishonored 2 was announced |
14:04.10 | OluapPlayer | Yes that also happened |
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14:33.41 | Hachiman | dinkums |
14:34.12 | Cyrannian | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:New_Cyrandia_Wars/Year_Two/Rihanae_Gambit#Chapter_Three:_The_Battle_Begins - le battle big |
14:36.36 | OluapPlayer | I see no thirs chapter there |
14:36.56 | OluapPlayer | third even |
14:38.36 | Cyrannian | wat |
14:39.12 | OluapPlayer | The page's last section is Chapter Two |
14:39.21 | OluapPlayer | brb |
14:39.52 | Cyrannian | Refresh the page |
14:47.17 | OluapPlayer | Nope, still nothing |
14:47.26 | OluapPlayer | The wiki must be acting up |
14:48.09 | Cyrannian | That's weird |
15:08.06 | Technobliterator | Regarding E3, not much so far. The Nintendo championships were interesting, and Fallout 4 looks amazing, nothing else of note. |
15:08.31 | Technobliterator | unless that Fallout mobile game counts |
15:09.21 | Technobliterator | https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/10806256_831169430274787_2439266445418723422_n.jpg?oh=46cc34ff68ff3dcdbd96d9873a48213b&oe=56314033 "equality" |
15:12.41 | Wormy_away | Jo: That might be a class cultural thing going on there |
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15:16.02 | Wormy_away | Okay people clapped the loudest whenever seeing the dog in Fallout 4 |
15:16.17 | Wormy_away | Pretty clever thing to use in a pitch |
15:28.46 | Cyrannian | So is the Microsoft Conference starting now? |
15:31.09 | OluapPlayer | One hour |
15:32.13 | OluapPlayer | Time to update the header |
15:32.19 | *** topic/#sporewiki by OluapPlayer -> SporeWiki! http://spore.wikia.com || Logs: http://ibot.rikers.org/%23sporewiki/ || Collaborative Universes: Sci-Fi http://tinyurl.com/3ddvp7q Fantasy http://tinyurl.com/p9qau7l || Roleplay subchannels: #sporewiki-rp1 and #sporewiki-rp2 || Titanpad: https://titanpad.com/ || E3 2015 - Microsoft Conference: http://www.twitch.tv/xbox |
15:32.55 | Technobliterator | Wormy_away, it was mostly poking fun at feminazis |
15:33.19 | Wormy_away | I saw |
15:34.01 | Wormy_away | Check out Thunderf00t sometime, he rips into them, though I'm sure he has flaws as well |
15:34.10 | Technobliterator | Yup |
15:34.16 | Technobliterator | I saw his video on "men as target practice" |
15:34.35 | Wormy_away | But his "Why do people hate creationists" series is best, and debunking solar roadways |
15:35.50 | Technobliterator | Saw those |
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15:37.14 | Hachiman | Hai Imp |
15:37.52 | Cyrannian | greetings comrade |
15:37.52 | Wormy_away | The weirdest thing I heard recently (dunno if its a joke) is that men standing while they pee is a form of dominance |
15:39.15 | Cyrannian | I certainly hope it's a joke |
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15:39.32 | Monet | Hello |
15:40.09 | Technobliterator | You'd be surprised : | |
15:40.09 | Technobliterator | hi monet and imp |
15:42.05 | Wormy_ | You could actually call me a feminist, because I am pro equal rights / opportunities. But I also don't like irrational movements, like postmodernist nonsense that Newton's Principia is a repe manual because it describes the physics of rigod bodies. Or that turbulent flow is hard to solve because it reminds men of feminine body fluids |
15:42.45 | Technobliterator | here's what feminazis don't get |
15:43.05 | Wormy_ | A lot of the nonsense you actually hear is derived from badly understood and misused postmodernism |
15:43.09 | Technobliterator | Equality is about giving people choice to work wherever they please, not about 50/50 in every work place ever |
15:44.00 | Technobliterator | Also, men suffer sexism all the time, the only difference is that mjen have suffered the smae for 2,000 years now and women are only now experiencing what can be called the closest to equality we've ever had (and probably can get) |
15:44.01 | Wormy_ | I think I do agree that its hard for women to get employed or achieve higher in many careers. |
15:44.41 | Technobliterator | of course there is sexism, but can never get rid of sexism completely |
15:44.49 | Technobliterator | because there are different physical features |
15:45.07 | Imperios | I believe in meritocracy |
15:45.11 | Technobliterator | unless this fundamental fact can be changed, nothing else can |
15:45.14 | Wormy_ | And yes, males do suffer from gender memes. Every time a boy injures himself and forces himself not to cry, is replicating the gender meme |
15:45.30 | Monet | Was there anything of note in Microsoft's E3 conference? |
15:45.46 | Technobliterator | Not happened yet |
15:46.02 | Monet | Oh. |
15:46.04 | Hachiman | >gender memes |
15:46.09 | Monet | What time is it again? |
15:46.14 | Cyrannian | Yeah, I remember people thought it was weird that I didn't like football |
15:46.26 | Hachiman | GET OFF MY IRC CHANNEL FUCKING TOMBOY REEEEEEE |
15:46.27 | Technobliterator | I like football!...sort of |
15:46.36 | Cyrannian | 5:30 I think |
15:46.43 | Imperios | Anyway what are you talking about |
15:46.45 | Imperios | Sexism, right? |
15:46.50 | Technobliterator | Feminazism |
15:47.02 | Technobliterator | I would say misogyny is far worse than feminazism, though |
15:47.13 | Hachiman | Oh here we go |
15:47.13 | Wormy_ | I think further progress can be made, by applying real reason, such as creative solutions that work, and criticism. Real scientific rigour, rather than bullshit dogooderism or postmodern crap |
15:48.00 | Technobliterator | Because feminazis want equality, they are just blind to what true equality is |
15:48.16 | Technobliterator | Misogynists don't want equality at all |
15:48.19 | Hachiman | I think it is sexist for people to automatically assume that flamboyant, muscular bara men and effeminate bishonen boys are homosexually-inclined on the default |
15:48.31 | Technobliterator | ? Of course it is |
15:49.11 | Imperios | AYAYAYAAYAYAYAYAYA |
15:49.17 | Cyrannian | Are infoboxes broken for anyone else? |
15:49.18 | Wormy_ | Trouble it is far too easy for misogynists to call themselves feminist. It is my strong opinion that it is proper feminists who need to criticise their own community and make it more rational. |
15:49.52 | Imperios | I actually think you should have a slightly feminine/masculine touch to be more attractive to the opposite gender |
15:50.09 | Technobliterator | I think feminism is mostly obsolete unless we are talking about a few specific issues or eastern societies |
15:50.11 | Hachiman | Aye |
15:50.16 | Hachiman | Like long hair |
15:50.22 | Imperios | ALLAHU AKBAAAAAAAAAR |
15:50.24 | Technobliterator | ugh, fuck you wikia |
15:50.34 | Technobliterator | of course you make the SMW extension break |
15:50.36 | Hachiman | My sides |
15:50.47 | Wormy_ | It matters not at the end of the day what people believe, but that they are applying reason to strengthen their theories. |
15:51.18 | Wormy_ | Trouble is, postmodernism is anti-reason |
15:51.18 | Hachiman | Long hair, wide hips and thighs, slender form |
15:51.19 | Imperios | You know from my point of view both feminazis and MRAs are just lonely people |
15:51.35 | Hachiman | The formula works for men as it does for women |
15:51.37 | Imperios | They need to get laid |
15:51.37 | Cyrannian | MRAs? |
15:51.46 | Hachiman | Men's Rights Activists |
15:51.49 | Wormy_ | In the end of the day its not really feminists I'm attacking, but postmodernism |
15:51.51 | Technobliterator | Fuck the MRAs |
15:51.54 | Imperios | whatever you call these guys who get angry whenever something remotely feminist appears |
15:52.13 | Hachiman | Neckbeards |
15:52.16 | Imperios | They're the fascism to the radfem's communis, |
15:52.16 | Technobliterator | You call them misogynists |
15:52.51 | Imperios | A force countering an equality movement by equally extreme methods |
15:53.03 | Technobliterator | Misogynists are the ones who think all women are dumb by default, feminazis are one who think all men are potentiallyrapists |
15:53.32 | Cyrannian | They are as bad as each other in that case |
15:53.44 | Imperios | Again, I think they just need to get laid |
15:53.47 | Hachiman | Miss Ogyny |
15:53.48 | Technobliterator | I think feminazis are misguided to the point of being as bad |
15:53.50 | Imperios | That is the problem of the modern age |
15:53.56 | Technobliterator | Misogynists are jsut evil |
15:54.04 | Technobliterator | eh |
15:54.12 | Imperios | Think communism and fascism |
15:54.12 | Imperios | I guess |
15:54.14 | Technobliterator | the problem of the 21st century is it's no longer about equal rights |
15:54.22 | Technobliterator | it's now about wanting everything |
15:54.23 | Hachiman | Imperios: ur speekin like u fuk'd a grill an not been fuk'd by a hulkin bara man |
15:54.46 | Technobliterator | and about a few backward conservative people |
15:55.01 | Technobliterator | acvting like this is the worst thing |
15:55.12 | Technobliterator | if anything the freedom of speech act got us into this mess |
15:55.21 | Hachiman | Aye |
15:55.27 | Imperios | Silly Europeans with their "freedom of speech" |
15:55.32 | Hachiman | We should take away women's freedom of speech so they will stop complaining |
15:55.47 | Technobliterator | I could take away your freedom of speech |
15:55.49 | Technobliterator | :) |
15:56.00 | Hachiman | You wouldn't dare |
15:56.04 | Hachiman | That's admin abuse |
15:56.05 | Imperios | YOU WILL NOT TAKE MY FREEDOM OF SPEECH |
15:56.12 | Imperios | BECAUSE I DO NOT HAVE ONE TO BEGIN WITH |
15:56.13 | Imperios | PRAISE PUTIN |
15:56.24 | Monet | Freedom of speech is okay so long as its its not abused, like what we're seeing now. But that abuse possibly comes from wanting everything. |
15:56.40 | Technobliterator | It's called a joke |
15:56.42 | Technobliterator | rolls eyes |
15:56.52 | Hachiman | I can never know with you |
15:57.07 | Monet | Technobliterator: THe internet says otherwise |
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15:57.37 | Technobliterator | Oh, because I am oh so difficult to understand like that |
15:57.38 | Technobliterator | hi dino |
15:57.45 | Imperios | Hello dino |
15:57.57 | dino82_ | hello all! |
15:58.00 | dino82_ | How is all d oing! |
15:58.06 | dino82_ | Oh did something happen to the wiki? |
15:58.10 | Wormy_ | I am d oing okay thanks |
15:58.11 | Technobliterator | Yuuuup |
15:58.15 | Imperios | Okay, maybe it's because in the modern age beauty standards are unnaturally high while our lifestyle makes it hard to conform to it, a large portion of the populace is sexually unsatisfied |
15:58.22 | Technobliterator | sticks both middle fingers up at Wikia |
15:58.22 | Imperios | Which causes sexism |
15:58.38 | Imperios | ...Just a theory |
15:58.46 | Wormy_ | Its quite a popular one |
15:58.56 | Hachiman | Like I said |
15:59.12 | Hachiman | The world needs to be populated by more slender men with long hair and fancy bodily curvature |
15:59.14 | dino82_ | @Jo: Now that is a satement :D They are messing up the info boxes again right |
15:59.20 | Hachiman | And disregard the typical connotations of masculinity |
15:59.22 | Cyrannian | Hai Dino! |
15:59.32 | Imperios | Now with me that's kinda problematic |
15:59.41 | Technobliterator | For the umpteenth time. This is precisely why I want to redo them completely |
15:59.43 | Wormy_ | I think it has grains of truth... The media always shows how we ought to look, rather than we actually look. And if we don't conform we need treatment or we are deviant |
15:59.55 | Technobliterator | They should be using Lua, not this trash |
16:00.08 | dino82_ | @Jo: Oh changethem? Like in a unique code not able to be compromised by the global wikia changes? |
16:00.14 | Technobliterator | SMW has garbage support |
16:00.14 | Imperios | Like male Koreans are traditionally considered to be feminine and Veronica actually wanted me to look more feminine |
16:00.15 | Technobliterator | Yup |
16:00.22 | Technobliterator | And one that loads miles faster |
16:00.24 | Imperios | But I don't really have the capacity to |
16:00.25 | Hachiman | Veronica must have been a lesbo |
16:00.31 | Monet | Wormy_: I have a friend who does some mild weightlifting. He tells me that if we want abs like the sueprmodels we need a 6% body-fat-to-weight ratio |
16:00.33 | Imperios | Well yeah |
16:00.36 | Imperios | She was bi |
16:00.53 | Wormy_ | Body building doesn't actually make you very strong at all |
16:00.55 | Hachiman | Either bara or bishi, cannot go wrong with either hur |
16:00.57 | Imperios | And her best friend was lesbian |
16:01.16 | Wormy_ | Compared to real weight or power lifting, or strongman training |
16:01.17 | Imperios | Jewish lesbian with a Ukrainian girlfriend |
16:01.20 | Imperios | Fucking enemy of the state |
16:01.31 | Wormy_ | Because the fat is important |
16:01.44 | Hachiman | I was actually thinking, if my current aspirations do not work out, I could try and put myself on a regimen for male modelling work |
16:01.49 | Monet | Wormy_: Indeed. |
16:01.55 | dino82_ | @Jo: Interessting! |
16:02.09 | Wormy_ | When Bodybuilding Meets Strongman https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rv9v428_CcY |
16:02.31 | Imperios | Hachiman: Your fucking hair |
16:02.34 | Imperios | Won't work |
16:02.37 | dino82_ | to get a strong body you need to get a good balance between sports like muscleand cardio training and food |
16:02.56 | Hachiman | Well no I plan to get it cut to around shoulder-length hur |
16:03.05 | dino82_ | running is actually very good to get yourself in shape quite fast, better than fast burning programs like insanity etc |
16:03.17 | Wormy_ | No sound in that video! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwNI8aYZg8Y |
16:03.40 | Monet | dino82_: Exactly. All body-building does is give you a strong muscle defenition. |
16:03.42 | Imperios | dino82_: Running is what I am trying to do right now |
16:03.55 | Hachiman | Why are you on the IRC while you are running |
16:04.01 | Monet | Unfortunately the main problem with bodybuilding is no core strength whatsoever |
16:04.05 | dino82_ | indeed, and overgrown muscle,s doesn't mean they are strong at all, for one they lack any condition in running etc because they are mostly to heavy |
16:04.07 | Hachiman | Also why the Hell would my long hair not work hur |
16:04.20 | dino82_ | @Imperios: Oh very nice! A lot of miles/km? |
16:04.26 | Wormy_ | dino: I also go running |
16:04.49 | Cyrannian | Hachiman: You could advertise L'Ãreal products |
16:04.55 | Hachiman | hur |
16:05.00 | Hachiman | Yeah I could maybe |
16:05.14 | Monet | Un injad me |
16:05.48 | Imperios | And that's when I get reminded that SporeWiki is queer as fuck |
16:05.52 | Cyrannian | Personally I think most big bodybuilders look ugly as fuk anyway |
16:05.59 | Imperios | Aye |
16:06.37 | Hachiman | Well yeah, nobody likes overflowing muscle in regards to attractiveness |
16:06.49 | Monet | I realised the other day |
16:06.56 | Hachiman | You need that right balance of musculature to retain a slender form |
16:06.58 | Monet | A lot of body builders have really glossy and reddish skin |
16:07.56 | Monet | Glossy skin could be oils I guess, but the reddishness I believe is there being so little body fat that you can see through the skin to the muscle tissue |
16:09.51 | Monet | http://www.bodybuilder-photos.com/galleries/2003/2003-12_NABBA-Int-Inc_Universe_Cuxhaven/images/bodybuilder_IMG_3087.jpg ...or its dirt-cheap spray tan. |
16:10.00 | Cyrannian | dinner brb |
16:10.04 | Hachiman | Fucking ew |
16:10.20 | Monet | Hachiman: I know right? |
16:10.25 | Monet | Its..grotesque |
16:10.28 | Wormy_ | I think body building has consequences on the body too. |
16:10.38 | Hachiman | Not even Kol looks that gross |
16:11.00 | Monet | Wormy_: No fat stores = the boy is eating itself to stay optimal |
16:11.06 | Wormy_ | yep |
16:11.20 | Wormy_ | Actually over running I learned recently will do that as well |
16:12.43 | Monet | I think Zazane could find bodybuilders grotesque. |
16:12.58 | Monet | I mean to get a physique like bodybuilders requires minimal fat. |
16:13.10 | Monet | So you're diet is largely devoid of real meat. |
16:13.37 | Hachiman | Aye# |
16:13.50 | Hachiman | I dunno how to describe what sorta musculature Zazane have really |
16:13.58 | Hachiman | Certainly more athletic than bodybuilders |
16:14.03 | Hachiman | Nothing quite so disgusting |
16:15.13 | OluapPlayer | 15 minutes until Microshaft Conference starts |
16:15.27 | Monet | Senator Kane perhaps? |
16:16.26 | Monet | THere's gotta be at least one Zazane sporting the Kal Drogo look. |
16:16.58 | Hachiman | Ah yeah Khal Drogo is a good comparison |
16:17.45 | Hachiman | Khal Drogo is one of my examples of how a man should look hur |
16:18.10 | Monet | World's Strongest Man is a good frame of reference |
16:18.47 | Hachiman | Yeah I would say Kol sports a WSM build |
16:18.52 | Monet | Being a martial culture likely means that unlike today, most Zazane would *know* that the body builder look is all power no power. |
16:19.04 | Monet | all poser no power* |
16:19.06 | Hachiman | I actually used to be an avid fan of World's Strongest Man |
16:19.07 | Wormy_ | When the hells the conference? 16:30 GMT. Microsoft is making us wait. |
16:19.26 | Hachiman | Wormy_: http://www.twitch.tv/xbox |
16:19.37 | Hachiman | It will be starting soon |
16:19.56 | OluapPlayer | It starts in 11 minutes |
16:19.56 | Monet | GMT =/= BST |
16:19.57 | Wormy_ | I'm on that link and its just playing lift music |
16:20.11 | OluapPlayer | 10 minutes now |
16:20.26 | Monet | We're on BST right now so out clocks are an hour ahead of GMT |
16:21.03 | Monet | Hacihman: I figure Draconis are similar i nthat regards. "strong" for them is equal parts mass and physique |
16:21.09 | Wormy_ | oh i see |
16:21.43 | Monet | So a lot of Draocnis probably consider a minimal amount of body fat as disgusting. |
16:21.44 | AdmiralPanda | well, I have successfully cheesed my way to victory in Total War 2 again |
16:22.09 | Hachiman | A Zazane with all physique and posture and no strength to back it is probably openly mocked in society |
16:22.16 | Wormy_ | Dunno why I'm so interested. It'll be all Xbonbe exclusives |
16:22.27 | Hachiman | Since Zazane find strength and physical capacity as appealing as actual appearance |
16:23.02 | Monet | A healthy amount of fat for warrior cultures could also be a sign the person is a good hunter or athlete. |
16:23.08 | Hachiman | Aye |
16:23.23 | OluapPlayer | I'm not a fan of the Xboner but I like being up to date with gaming news |
16:23.30 | OluapPlayer | It's the main reason I watched the Bethesda conference |
16:23.38 | Hachiman | Aye |
16:23.43 | Hachiman | Doom looked so fucking good |
16:24.12 | Monet | I think DOom Guy just out manly'd Duke Nukem. |
16:24.31 | OluapPlayer | Duke lost several manly points in Forever |
16:24.58 | Monet | Well he is sporting a routine that was badass 30 years ago. |
16:25.05 | OluapPlayer | 5 MINUTES UNTIL MICRODICK CONFERENCE |
16:25.18 | Hachiman | And starring in a game that was being developed 11 years before it was released hur |
16:25.24 | Monet | Not kidding his most famous line comes from an 80s B movie. |
16:25.44 | Hachiman | Evil Dead 3 if I recall |
16:25.52 | Monet | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wp_K8prLfso nope |
16:25.53 | Hachiman | Or rather, Army of Darkness as it is called |
16:26.06 | Hachiman | Ah right |
16:26.36 | Hachiman | I swear I remember "hail to the king, baby" being something Ash send at the end of Army of Darkness |
16:26.39 | OluapPlayer | http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Dick+kickem_e7e424_4956963.png relevant |
16:26.50 | Monet | Hachiman: Oh that line |
16:26.53 | Hachiman | olol |
16:27.00 | Monet | I was talking about "It's time to kickass and chew bubblegum" |
16:27.13 | Hachiman | Oh right hur |
16:27.38 | Monet | Hail to the King? Yeah I thikn that's Army of Darkness |
16:28.08 | Hachiman | A lot of people liked Army of Darkness yet I cannot really understand why |
16:28.20 | Hachiman | I mean it steered so heavily away from the Evil Dead movies |
16:28.48 | Hachiman | It went from a horror thriller to a thriller comedy |
16:29.04 | Hachiman | Well, horror thriller with some comedic elements |
16:29.10 | Wormy_ | Monet: They Live was really good |
16:29.32 | OluapPlayer | ONE MINUTE UNTIL THE RISE OF THE BONER #ALLTHEFEELS |
16:29.40 | Hachiman | hur |
16:29.54 | Monet | https://youtu.be/pJ9Kk3ATyuM?t=2m9s Source of "I'l lrip your head off and shit down your neck" |
16:30.23 | Hachiman | It is funny because Duke and Doom Guy are opposing action stereotypes |
16:30.42 | Hachiman | Duke spouts iconic 80s one liners on the go while Doom Guy remains silent if I recall |
16:30.48 | OluapPlayer | IT BEGINS |
16:31.16 | Monet | DUke is your classic 80s action man yeah |
16:32.10 | Monet | Duke is a massive manly guy with massive muscles and spouts tough-sounding one-liners. |
16:32.20 | Hachiman | HAIL TO THE CHIEF |
16:32.23 | Technobliterator | Oh, so the Halo and CoD and then pop star conference |
16:32.38 | Monet | Doom Guy's mission is what Space Marines do every day. |
16:32.55 | OluapPlayer | Conference started folks |
16:34.03 | Wormy_ | Ngh exclusives hsssssssss |
16:34.31 | Cyrannian | <PROTECTED> |
16:34.56 | Cyrannian | ARBITER |
16:35.11 | Wormy_ | Hm. No actual gameplay yet |
16:35.17 | Monet | Hard to believe that Microsoft is the company that popularised the PC system as a home use and gaming platform. |
16:35.23 | Hachiman | ARBITER |
16:35.54 | Cyrannian | Yay Covenant speaking english again |
16:36.01 | Hachiman | WORT WORT WORT |
16:36.13 | Monet | Hachiman: Dat not english. |
16:38.00 | Monet | Ohh squad control |
16:38.07 | Wormy_ | Once against an advanced fighter with WWII levels of targetting |
16:38.54 | Monet | Wormy_: advanced fighter that moves like a helicopter and WWII levels of targeting |
16:40.02 | Monet | Maybe it was more of a gunship? |
16:40.14 | Cyrannian | Space combat yay |
16:40.20 | Hachiman | Who the fuck is this Promethean bigot |
16:40.23 | Wormy_ | Hm, but I'd expect it to hit its target lol |
16:40.34 | Hachiman | He's got a laser sword |
16:40.40 | Cyrannian | That looked great |
16:40.44 | Hachiman | Aye |
16:41.12 | Monet | Wormy_: You'd think so given that modern helicopters have targeting that outmatches WWII fighter jets |
16:41.16 | Wormy_ | I wasn't impressed. The environment looks interactive with the collapsing floor, but I bets it not |
16:41.38 | Wormy_ | indeed |
16:41.54 | Monet | Probably scripted |
16:42.02 | Wormy_ | yeah |
16:42.20 | Wormy_ | I'm an Open Worlder / Sandbox gamer so I am biased |
16:42.28 | Imperios | Where are you even watching this |
16:42.37 | Cyrannian | I play Halo for the story over the gameplay |
16:43.07 | Wormy_ | http://www.twitch.tv/xbox |
16:43.09 | Monet | What have we here? |
16:43.23 | Wormy_ | I do like the aesthetics in this one |
16:44.20 | OluapPlayer | RIP robodoge 2015-2015 |
16:45.19 | Wormy_ | For a moment the world gasped in anguish |
16:46.33 | Monet | So...Microsoft are encouraging exclusives? |
16:46.43 | Monet | This isn't 1995 |
16:47.19 | Hachiman | Backward compatibility |
16:47.22 | Cyrannian | yay |
16:47.23 | Hachiman | Really |
16:47.25 | OluapPlayer | I didn't have backward compatibility before? |
16:47.30 | Monet | Nope |
16:47.31 | Hachiman | It didn't |
16:47.38 | OluapPlayer | The fucking Nintendo DS had backward compatibility |
16:47.41 | OluapPlayer | And the Xbone didn't |
16:47.53 | Hachiman | The fucking PS2 had backward compatibility |
16:48.02 | Wormy_ | lol |
16:48.12 | Monet | Exclusivity these days like restricting certain TV channels specific models of TV. |
16:48.19 | Wormy_ | My PC can play fucking SimLife |
16:48.23 | Monet | channels to* |
16:48.36 | Wormy_ | circa 1992 |
16:48.50 | Cyrannian | Ah, ye old shotgun |
16:49.02 | Imperios | Can someone explain to me what Elder Scrolls: Legends is? |
16:49.12 | Monet | Imperios: Think Hearthstone. |
16:49.16 | Hachiman | A copy of Hearthstone |
16:49.21 | Imperios | Hur |
16:50.03 | Imperios | That's kind of stupid |
16:50.16 | Hachiman | What the fuck |
16:50.21 | Hachiman | He is showing us a wireless controller |
16:50.24 | OluapPlayer | ELITE GAMERS |
16:50.32 | Cyrannian | wort wort wort |
16:50.42 | OluapPlayer | FOR NERDS LIKE U8S |
16:50.51 | OluapPlayer | US even |
16:51.27 | Imperios | BTW |
16:51.33 | Imperios | Am I the only person here that plays Hearthstonme? |
16:51.39 | Hachiman | Seems so |
16:51.44 | Cyrannian | I don't get hype over a controller but okay |
16:52.25 | Monet | I like how that guy aknowledged that people use Xbox controllers on PC yet they're championing XBox exclusives |
16:52.51 | Wormy_ | I know Fallout 4 is godly. But I'm sure the ruins of civilisation would be far more ruined |
16:53.12 | Wormy_ | after 200 years of environmental weathering and raiding |
16:53.19 | Monet | Wormy_: Maybe its a testament ot how much plastic was used? |
16:53.32 | Wormy_ | maybe |
16:54.03 | Cyrannian | Did the protagonist speak in previous Fallout games? |
16:54.16 | Monet | Cue meme dog spam |
16:54.31 | Imperios | Monet: Wait, isn't plastic not used in the Fallout universe |
16:54.39 | Imperios | I mean it's based aesthetically on the 60zs |
16:54.43 | Imperios | *60s |
16:54.54 | Monet | Imperios: Yeah. When plastic was hailed as a magic material |
16:55.00 | Monet | 50s actually |
16:55.07 | Cyrannian | Oh awesome, the new Warzone feature in Halo allows you to play as both Covenant and Promethean |
16:55.29 | Wormy_ | Why wouldn't his vault been raided? |
16:55.49 | Monet | Wormy_: Vaults are resillient like that |
16:56.05 | Imperios | I read somewhere that Fallout mostly uses bakelite |
16:56.08 | Wormy_ | true |
16:56.21 | Monet | Bakelite is a plastic |
16:56.47 | Wormy_ | I like the glow on his gun |
16:56.50 | Monet | The Deathclaws look scarier than ever. |
16:56.52 | Monet | Nice |
16:57.12 | Imperios | What is this spess mehree |
16:57.15 | Imperios | *Spess Mehreen |
16:57.23 | Monet | Imperios: Fallout series has power armour |
16:57.42 | Imperios | ...Wha |
16:57.43 | Monet | Prototype technology developed by the United States before WWIII |
16:57.50 | Imperios | That golden dome |
16:58.02 | Imperios | Where does it come from? It feels kinda out of place in America |
16:58.11 | Imperios | It looks more like something Russian or Middle-Eastern |
16:58.15 | Monet | Imperios: APparently its somewhere in Boston |
16:58.17 | Cyrannian | Oh wow |
16:58.18 | OluapPlayer | Oh boy EA rep |
16:58.22 | Wormy_ | I might install Faallout 3 later, bought it ages ago |
16:58.29 | Monet | BLOODY SUIT |
16:58.41 | Cyrannian | BURN THE WITCH |
16:58.47 | Wormy_ | EA + Microsoft alliance = most evil ever? |
16:59.05 | OluapPlayer | Can't be much more evil than that |
16:59.06 | Monet | Fuck off Madden |
16:59.17 | OluapPlayer | OF COURSE, MADDEN |
16:59.23 | OluapPlayer | CAN'T HAVE E3 WITHOUT IT |
16:59.27 | Monet | Just say "We have Madden this year", that's ALL you need |
16:59.36 | Wormy_ | Monet: I'm expecting him to cough up a Goa'uld |
16:59.40 | Hachiman | ARE YOU |
16:59.42 | Hachiman | MADDEN |
16:59.50 | Cyrannian | Shut up and get to Star Wars |
17:00.03 | Monet | Cyrannian: THat's the next conference |
17:00.10 | Hachiman | toitanfwall |
17:00.15 | OluapPlayer | That quiet clapping |
17:00.21 | OluapPlayer | Not even the crowd likes RA |
17:00.23 | OluapPlayer | EA even |
17:00.24 | Cyrannian | Oh right |
17:00.28 | Wormy_ | Twatch stopped working |
17:01.05 | Monet | The EA suit is just talking about the cornerstone of an EA-Microsoft partership. |
17:01.23 | OluapPlayer | Plant vs Zombies 2 |
17:01.32 | Wormy_ | Wowoweewa |
17:02.39 | Monet | Really EA? |
17:02.43 | Monet | The screaming goat meme? |
17:03.12 | OluapPlayer | Those are some lively zombies |
17:03.27 | Cyrannian | I think I'll be giving this game a miss |
17:03.51 | Monet | Notice the presence of 0% gameplay |
17:04.20 | OluapPlayer | Oh boy, how exciting, a racing game |
17:04.48 | Wormy_ | We are not car fans |
17:04.55 | Monet | ...I am |
17:05.06 | Monet | Though I prefer Gran Turismo |
17:05.13 | Wormy_ | I used to be to be truthal |
17:05.15 | Hachiman | Aye Turismo |
17:05.24 | OluapPlayer | It looks like they're gonna fucking sell cars in the conference now |
17:05.26 | Hachiman | Wait |
17:05.35 | Wormy_ | Rally car, drag racing especially |
17:05.36 | Cyrannian | http://i.imgur.com/qh14c.gif |
17:05.54 | Wormy_ | But I'm not watching e£ to stair at a car |
17:05.58 | Wormy_ | E3 |
17:06.34 | Monet | Bye bye car no one there but the EA suit and Henry Ford III can afford. |
17:06.36 | OluapPlayer | Only Halo 5 and Fallout 4 showed any gameplay until now |
17:06.59 | Cyrannian | When is the EA conference? |
17:07.10 | Cyrannian | As in, how long until it starts? |
17:07.12 | Wormy_ | Advertsing on sponsors detected |
17:07.18 | OluapPlayer | http://86bb71d19d3bcb79effc-d9e6924a0395cb1b5b9f03b7640d26eb.r91.cf1.rackcdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/e3-2015-schedule-time-zones-for-each-country-dates-640x237.jpg |
17:07.26 | Hachiman | DARKO |
17:07.27 | Hachiman | SOULS |
17:07.30 | OluapPlayer | SADGSADG |
17:07.31 | OluapPlayer | FUCK |
17:08.31 | Monet | Cyrannian: 2 and a half hours from now |
17:09.03 | OluapPlayer | GIANT LORD |
17:09.37 | Wormy_ | YOU SHALL NOT PASS |
17:09.42 | OluapPlayer | FUCKING |
17:09.44 | OluapPlayer | THAT WAS TOO SHORT |
17:09.49 | OluapPlayer | COCKTEASE |
17:09.53 | Hachiman | I got banned from the chat for saying "HE'S A BIG GUY" |
17:09.57 | OluapPlayer | olol |
17:10.00 | Monet | Ooh |
17:10.03 | Monet | The Division |
17:10.19 | Wormy_ | This game does interest me |
17:10.33 | Hachiman | Looks like CIA is a mod on Twitch] |
17:10.37 | dino82_ | :D |
17:10.48 | OluapPlayer | Hachiman: I got goosebumps all over from seeing the Giant Lord |
17:10.54 | Hachiman | Aye |
17:10.59 | Hachiman | Giant Lord looked fucking amazing |
17:11.10 | OluapPlayer | If that is the same Giant Lord |
17:11.17 | OluapPlayer | But the head hole, the crown, the tattered cape |
17:11.20 | OluapPlayer | It was a dead ringer |
17:12.07 | Wormy_ | honhonhon |
17:12.16 | Hachiman | HONHONHON |
17:12.21 | Hachiman | LA DIVISION EIFFEL TOWER |
17:12.24 | OluapPlayer | olol |
17:12.53 | Wormy_ | LE TOUR DE E3 |
17:14.39 | Monet | I always liked games like Rainbow Six for their ability to show that situations like this are not glamorous |
17:15.17 | Monet | ALthough when the game actually comes out I predict a large number of players won't be communicating like this |
17:15.43 | Wormy_ | Imagine if Spore 2 was announced and it was an exclusive. |
17:16.01 | OluapPlayer | I doubt Spore 2 could be made in a console |
17:16.10 | OluapPlayer | Or Spore at all |
17:16.20 | OluapPlayer | Except those non-evolution simulator spinoffs |
17:16.44 | OluapPlayer | Was that Two Steps from Hell music |
17:16.47 | OluapPlayer | It was oddly familiar |
17:16.51 | Monet | OluapPlayer: Yes it was |
17:17.35 | OluapPlayer | Oh wow Goat Simulator |
17:21.49 | Wormy_ | Slenderman origins |
17:23.42 | Imperios | What is this |
17:24.08 | Wormy_ | interesting to see art house games in E3 |
17:25.14 | OluapPlayer | Can't say I don't like the art style of tht |
17:25.18 | Monet | I forgot how disturbing the cartoons of the 30s were. |
17:26.05 | Monet | OluapPlayer: Its faithful to the 30s but yeah, there's a reason that style is niche these days |
17:27.23 | OluapPlayer | dat accent |
17:27.41 | Wormy_ | I LOVE SIMULATIION |
17:28.08 | Monet | That's either Austrailian or South African. I missed who he was |
17:28.26 | Wormy_ | And PC, finally |
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17:31.09 | Imperios | Vodka |
17:31.39 | OluapPlayer | QTEs |
17:31.41 | OluapPlayer | THE DEVIL |
17:31.43 | OluapPlayer | THE DEVIIIIIIL |
17:31.59 | Imperios | Not sure if she's a qt or not |
17:32.17 | OluapPlayer | I meant quick time event |
17:32.22 | Hachiman | That fucking jump |
17:32.28 | Hachiman | Physics, bous |
17:32.30 | Hachiman | boys even |
17:33.29 | Imperios | Wait is that actual gameplay or a cinematic |
17:33.38 | Monet | Imperios: Gameplay by the looks of it |
17:34.11 | OluapPlayer | Seems to be a QTE based game |
17:34.12 | Monet | Luck level: NAthan Drake |
17:34.17 | OluapPlayer | So cinematic with some button presses |
17:34.41 | OluapPlayer | Also this girl must be Mario's daughter because she jumps high as fuck |
17:34.45 | Imperios | I don't see much freedom in this |
17:34.49 | Imperios | OR much game for that matter |
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17:35.23 | Imperios | What is this accent |
17:35.23 | OluapPlayer | Hm, Tomb Raider |
17:35.28 | Wormy_ | Dat Shangrila |
17:35.32 | Imperios | Wha |
17:35.39 | Imperios | That was Lara Croft? |
17:35.40 | Wormy_ | the city |
17:35.47 | Monet | Imperios: Yes it was |
17:35.49 | dino82_ | Oh Lara C roft :D |
17:36.03 | Imperios | Non-naked Lara Croft |
17:36.06 | Imperios | What sorcery is this |
17:36.08 | OluapPlayer | WOAH |
17:36.10 | OluapPlayer | WHGAT |
17:36.19 | Wormy_ | I just know that city is Shangri La |
17:36.50 | Cyrannian | I remember playing one of the early Lara Croft games and being terrified of the butler for some reason |
17:37.00 | OluapPlayer | RARE PORTS |
17:37.05 | OluapPlayer | ANOTHER COCKTEASE |
17:37.07 | OluapPlayer | FUCK OFF |
17:37.16 | Imperios | BATTLETOADS |
17:37.49 | Monet | Wait who was this year's celebrity speaker? |
17:38.44 | Wormy_ | Never heard of ya |
17:40.16 | OluapPlayer | A pirate game? |
17:40.17 | Hachiman | OH BOY |
17:40.21 | Hachiman | ASSASSIN'S CREED VI |
17:40.25 | Monet | Interesting water physics. |
17:40.28 | Imperios | Ooh an MMO |
17:40.45 | Imperios | YARRRRRR MMO even |
17:40.59 | Imperios | YARRRR Wildstar even |
17:41.30 | Wormy_ | Yar - har - fiddle-dee-dee, being a pirate is all right to be! Do what you want 'cause a pirate lives free, you are a pirate! More lyrics http://www.allthelyrics.com/lyrics/lazy_town/you_are_a_pirate-lyrics-895282.html#ixzz3d9ayUVyI |
17:41.48 | Wormy_ | Fuck those links that get added on |
17:41.56 | Imperios | What is this |
17:42.02 | Imperios | It looks like Wildstar raped Guild Wars 2 |
17:42.08 | Hachiman | Trine |
17:42.19 | Monet | Looks like the new Fable game |
17:42.36 | Wormy_ | Big Dovahkiin Bobblehead |
17:42.40 | Monet | I was right lol |
17:42.50 | Imperios | Holy shit that was Dovahkiin |
17:44.08 | Imperios | "Push the boundaries of creativity" Shows a PS2 controller |
17:44.49 | Wormy_ | IF VR gets bounded into exclusivity it is dead to me |
17:45.07 | Monet | Wormy_: Don't worry, Sony's looking out for us |
17:45.43 | Hachiman | Fuck off Minecraft |
17:45.46 | Monet | EVE Valkyrie will be compatible with Sony Morpheus and Oculus RIft and will be a PC game. |
17:45.55 | OluapPlayer | MEINKRAMPF |
17:45.55 | Hachiman | No one cares about Minecraft anymore |
17:46.00 | Hachiman | Fucking gimmick game |
17:46.03 | Imperios | Ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss |
17:46.05 | Imperios | Sssssssssssssssssss |
17:46.14 | OluapPlayer | u no snake |
17:46.19 | Imperios | >snake |
17:46.33 | OluapPlayer | Oh |
17:46.36 | Imperios | Hachiman: >fucking gimmick game |
17:46.36 | OluapPlayer | u no creeper either |
17:46.47 | *** join/#sporewiki Xho (5164f74b@gateway/web/freenode/ip.81.100.247.75) |
17:46.51 | OluapPlayer | spu |
17:46.57 | Xho | u |
17:46.58 | Cyrannian | guten tag |
17:47.00 | Hachiman | Minecraft is so shit |
17:47.09 | Imperios | Eh? |
17:47.09 | Hachiman | Well at least EA is appealing to their largest demographic |
17:47.12 | Hachiman | That is children |
17:47.16 | Guest853 | Oh I forgot about that |
17:47.36 | Spu | Minecraft is alright |
17:47.38 | Imperios | The fans may not be the most mature but I don't see how Minecraft is a *bad* game per se |
17:47.45 | Spu | The creative game mode anyway |
17:47.47 | Hachiman | This is actually cringeworthy |
17:47.50 | Monet | ...woah |
17:47.58 | OluapPlayer | The fuck |
17:48.11 | Monet | Ho-ly shit |
17:48.13 | Hachiman | Okay I think I may have just ate my words |
17:48.15 | OluapPlayer | An actual hologram of the game |
17:48.34 | Spu | Oh my |
17:48.40 | Monet | ...how the fuck |
17:48.41 | Imperios | |I don't want creepers in my house |
17:48.43 | Monet | THat is.... |
17:48.44 | Wormy_ | Obviously, you need those goggles |
17:48.46 | Monet | that is... |
17:48.58 | Wormy_ | Augmented Reality folks! |
17:49.04 | Wormy_ | I rave about it every day |
17:49.12 | Hachiman | Fucking RIP Sony |
17:49.17 | Hachiman | How can anyone beat that |
17:49.52 | OluapPlayer | Okay now I'm impressed |
17:50.16 | Hachiman | She has gotta blow her way down there |
17:50.18 | Hachiman | ALLAH ACKBAR |
17:50.30 | Wormy_ | This is Minecraft without lag! |
17:50.36 | Monet | Somby pigmanlet |
17:50.43 | OluapPlayer | WE CAN BE ZEUS |
17:50.50 | Spu | Her voice is slightly annoying |
17:50.54 | Spu | I lie, very |
17:51.06 | Monet | Okay. |
17:51.07 | OluapPlayer | GEARS OF WARIO |
17:51.11 | Spu | Gears of War eh |
17:51.12 | Hachiman | WAA |
17:51.13 | Imperios | ???? ???? |
17:51.16 | Monet | Microsoft...don't keep that shit to yourself |
17:51.27 | OluapPlayer | The hell are you doing |
17:51.30 | Hachiman | Oh wow |
17:51.33 | Monet | Patent that shit, give people PC licenses |
17:51.35 | Hachiman | "Ultimate Edition" |
17:51.37 | Hachiman | No new GoW |
17:51.41 | Hachiman | Fucking cheapskates |
17:51.49 | Spu | I dunno how you can continue the story after 3 |
17:51.49 | Hachiman | Make new games cockteasers |
17:51.55 | Wormy_ | I'll be pissed if Minecraft goes more exclusive. |
17:52.00 | Monet | Microsoft created the V1 Holosuite |
17:52.12 | Wormy_ | Being that Microsoft is stealing all the VR |
17:52.21 | Wormy_ | cough snatching |
17:52.23 | Spu | #spore2plz |
17:52.31 | Imperios | Exklooosif |
17:52.37 | OluapPlayer | Too good for this life |
17:52.38 | Wormy_ | Spore 2 Exclusive! |
17:53.00 | Spu | "ISIS SIMULATOR" |
17:53.31 | Hachiman | Why are there two moons |
17:53.32 | Monet | Teeny blonde manlet. |
17:54.13 | Wormy_ | ITS ON THE MOON |
17:54.14 | Imperios | Spu: There should be more beheadings |
17:54.48 | Monet | J.D.? Really? |
17:54.49 | Cyrannian | I might be behind you guys, what is currently being shown? |
17:55.00 | Monet | Gears of War |
17:55.27 | Imperios | ZEUS |
17:55.56 | Monet | "Don't touch it" -> Press X to touch |
17:57.16 | Imperios | Did I just hear Star Wars 7 music |
17:57.27 | Spu | Looks like a Krogsan |
17:57.30 | Spu | Krogan even |
17:57.38 | Imperios | TYRANIDS |
17:57.59 | Imperios | PORCUPINE TYRANIDS |
17:58.12 | Spu | Oh hell it is Gears 4 |
17:58.14 | Monet | Penetrating facial orifices. |
17:58.19 | OluapPlayer | ew |
17:59.07 | dino82_ | ah wikia is fixed again :D |
17:59.24 | Spu | Forza 6 |
17:59.26 | Spu | Might get that |
18:00.40 | Wormy_ | Thing is, I played Minecraft as a PC gamer. Though I don't play it now, it annoys me all the cool new features are Xbone oriented. No VR Minecraft foir me it seems |
18:01.41 | Comrade_Vinny | Wormy_ Funny you're saying that, I still play minecraft, but on a 2-3 years old version... :) |
18:02.32 | Wormy_ | I used to make great things on the SporeWiki servers, but they never lasted long. Then I found playing alone was lonely and stopped playing. Then the fandom started to irritate me. |
18:02.51 | OluapPlayer | Well it's over |
18:03.00 | Spu | Well I only got the end of that |
18:03.01 | Wormy_ | Is EA one next? |
18:03.16 | OluapPlayer | Yes |
18:03.26 | Spu | MONEY EVERYWHERE |
18:03.32 | *** topic/#sporewiki by OluapPlayer -> SporeWiki! http://spore.wikia.com || Logs: http://ibot.rikers.org/%23sporewiki/ || Collaborative Universes: Sci-Fi http://tinyurl.com/3ddvp7q Fantasy http://tinyurl.com/p9qau7l || Roleplay subchannels: #sporewiki-rp1 and #sporewiki-rp2 || Titanpad: https://titanpad.com/ || E3 2015 - EA Conference: 1:00pm PDT |
18:03.37 | Spu | So |
18:03.40 | Cyrannian | <PROTECTED> |
18:03.49 | Wormy_ | How many hours is that in time? |
18:03.49 | OluapPlayer | It starts in 2 hours |
18:03.53 | Spu | ngh |
18:04.39 | OluapPlayer | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sMc2bnRc0o best part tho |
18:04.52 | Spu | I would try Dark Souls |
18:04.55 | Spu | Though I lack patience |
18:05.00 | Spu | I lack it hideously |
18:06.04 | Wormy_ | I like that space game being advertised |
18:06.24 | Monet | Ion looks interesting |
18:06.47 | Monet | Though don't NASA have a method for preventing "my wrench floated off into space"? |
18:07.35 | Spu | https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xft1/v/t1.0-9/11415352_963785230307438_1914554351406111097_n.jpg?oh=6e10a56eab7d7f9da4f3b835f67e65cf&oe=55F8B6A3&__gda__=1442019369_5834c989f7898df6bf8f71f2051fa91b |
18:07.52 | Wormy_ | Spu: That is Ratboy Genius |
18:08.24 | Wormy_ | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFfLCuHSZ-U |
18:09.21 | Spu | Wormy_: Did I just lose a few brain cells |
18:09.54 | Wormy_ | They have been replaced with something else |
18:10.18 | Wormy_ | with little black squash balls |
18:10.19 | Spu | http://www.minecraftskins.com/skin/5732698/nightmare-medic/ Did someone just do that |
18:10.52 | OluapPlayer | Be glad you have fans |
18:20.44 | Spu | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Captain:Annamasakkan#Relationships Updated |
18:22.57 | Hachiman | Khadya - ey anna wanna fug |
18:23.24 | Spu | Annamasakkan - eh |
18:23.37 | OluapPlayer | Sea Witch - woman name |
18:23.50 | Spu | Annamasakkan - stahp callin me dat |
18:30.28 | Imperios | http://i.4cdn.org/pol/1434392518706.jpg |
18:31.38 | Imperios | Javina - wait woman name wait for me |
18:39.48 | Jepardi | Spu: Guess who are back http://i.imgur.com/muqtyrz.jpg |
18:40.53 | Spu | Oh dear |
18:41.10 | OluapPlayer | The gameplay trailer also showed the player getting killed by a Deathclaw |
18:41.27 | Spu | Deathclaws are pretty much the staple monster of Fallout |
18:41.39 | Spu | http://www.bassdirect.co.uk/bass_guitar_specialists/Dingwall_Stock_files/NGRedFront.jpg In unrelated news I just saw this and now I must have it |
18:41.53 | OluapPlayer | Now just needs Cazadors |
18:42.02 | Spu | NAH |
18:42.55 | Jepardi | How about Cazaclaws |
18:44.32 | Imperios | Hachiman: http://i.4cdn.org/pol/1434392518706.jpg |
18:44.41 | Spu | stahp makin nightmares pls |
18:44.45 | Hachiman | Seen |
18:44.59 | Hachiman | Cannot help but think the guy in the pic is Fred Durst from Limp Bizkit hur |
18:47.34 | Imperios | http://i.4cdn.org/pol/1434385957449.png ...Wait why is the Arab guy French |
18:49.42 | Imperios | Wormy_: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yP53T9q5fsY THIS IS YOUR FUTURE |
18:50.22 | Wormy_ | Spu, Imperios, Hachiman: https://www.facebook.com/Welcome2Britain/videos/884527038284747/ |
18:50.52 | Wormy_ | And yes dem Russian jets need to get modern nasvigation |
18:51.08 | Wormy_ | Russia loses them everywhere |
18:51.11 | Spu | ew |
18:51.19 | Hachiman | Fucking ew hur |
18:53.01 | Hachiman | https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtf1/t31.0-8/11392920_927693293920007_8550303988436581667_o.jpg Shit Tumblr says |
18:56.47 | Imperios | Hachiman: That's called semantic drift |
18:57.07 | Hachiman | Eh? |
18:57.47 | Imperios | Words change meanings |
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18:58.01 | Hachiman | More like it is just Tumblr being retarded |
18:58.02 | Hachiman | Hai |
18:58.18 | OluapPlayer | dum computer |
18:58.19 | Imperios | "Exotic" originally meant "foreign" but later on recieved the feeling of savagery and glamour |
18:58.31 | Hachiman | Oh come on |
18:58.38 | Hachiman | You are not justifying Tumblr are you |
18:58.48 | Imperios | No I['m a fucking linguist hur |
18:58.59 | Imperios | Well I dunno, when I think of the word "exotic" I imagine something sexy |
18:59.07 | Imperios | Exotically sexy |
18:59.22 | Hachiman | You are confusing exotic with erotic |
18:59.25 | Wormy_ | I do tbh. I imagine an exotic chick from some tropical island |
18:59.30 | Hachiman | Besides, exotic is usually a positive thing |
18:59.43 | Hachiman | It has positive connotations at least |
18:59.45 | Imperios | No, no, "exotic" as in "exotic dancing" for example |
18:59.51 | Imperios | Well I think it is a mix |
19:00.00 | Imperios | Mata Hari and all |
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19:00.16 | Wormy_ | Its easy to make anything like that sexualised |
19:00.16 | Imperios | As in, it can convey glamour, but it can also convey savagery and a sort of primitiveness |
19:00.33 | DrodoEmpire | wat |
19:00.41 | Hachiman | We are debating this https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtf1/t31.0-8/11392920_927693293920007_8550303988436581667_o.jpg |
19:00.44 | Imperios | LISTEN TO THE DEFINITION OF THE WORD EXOTIC |
19:00.46 | Wormy_ | Welcome |
19:00.48 | Imperios | Hi Drodo |
19:01.14 | Imperios | I am not trying to exonerate this lass - it's a bit rude to intrude into other people's affairs |
19:01.36 | Imperios | But like if someone called me exotic I'd probably find it kinda rude |
19:02.10 | Wormy_ | I think it depends on context. If someone says "exotic woman", I think of those images. If someone says "exotic alien", I think of truly alien life. If someone says "Exotics peoples", I just think of a very different culture. |
19:02.23 | Hachiman | Okay so "exotic" is now officially a trigger word |
19:02.37 | Spu | #triggered |
19:02.47 | Wormy_ | Anything can be a bloody trigger |
19:02.51 | Imperios | Trigger warning is a whole different matter |
19:03.04 | OluapPlayer | ONE HOUR UNTIL EA CONFERENCE |
19:03.14 | OluapPlayer | WE RUIN GAMES FOR FUN #ALLTHEFEELS |
19:03.18 | Hachiman | I thought we just had it |
19:03.28 | Hachiman | Oh wait no we had Microsoft hur |
19:03.36 | OluapPlayer | Are you fucking serious |
19:03.38 | OluapPlayer | u retard |
19:03.47 | Hachiman | I can barely tell the difference anymore tbj |
19:03.50 | Hachiman | tbh even |
19:04.07 | Wormy_ | I wonder if all the EA presenters will have suites |
19:04.12 | Imperios | Hachiman: You do realise there's a difference between being a trigger word and being impolite |
19:04.39 | Hachiman | What you are saying is that I cannot call anything exotic because otherwise that would be rude |
19:04.50 | Hachiman | Even though there is a clear definition for exotic |
19:05.37 | Imperios | >anything |
19:05.57 | Imperios | There's calling things exotic and then there's telling someone up front that he is "exotic" |
19:06.06 | Imperios | THAT would be kind of intrusive |
19:06.16 | Wormy_ | Well, saying to Imperios in his face "Hey you are exotic" is impolite as it is to define a difference, perhaps deviance. |
19:06.24 | Imperios | Pretty much |
19:06.41 | Wormy_ | I think the context of the use of the word is key there |
19:06.59 | Hachiman | I'm gonna drop this debate here |
19:08.05 | Wormy_ | Well, there might be contexts where its effective. Like if you meet this girl from a different land who's trying to sell herself as exotic. |
19:08.37 | Imperios | Of course |
19:09.07 | Imperios | But as I said it has a certain association with attractiveness |
19:09.47 | Imperios | I mean by your logic I can call people niggers because "niger" is Latin for "black" |
19:09.52 | Imperios | And we can't do that can we |
19:10.03 | Wormy_ | attractiveness,differenceness and possibly deviance, though whether thats positive or negative, I suppose depends on how its used. |
19:11.12 | Spu | Dear god why are we talking about this |
19:11.27 | Imperios | Because Hachi brought it up :p |
19:11.30 | Wormy_ | Interesting |
19:13.49 | Wormy_ | Imperios: Brits have a tendency to call people from outside the country "foreigners", even non-offensively. |
19:14.05 | Imperios | Isn't that like the neutral word |
19:14.11 | Spu | BLOODY PIGEONS |
19:14.21 | Wormy_ | Since we apply to about everyone I think its okay |
19:16.24 | Imperios | This SJW discussion rmeinded me |
19:16.33 | Imperios | Spu OluapPlayer Hachiman: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qec6otI2HmQ I AM HEAVY WEAPONS WOMAN |
19:17.07 | DrodoEmpire | Wormy: I call those from other countries "foreigners" too. I see nothing bad about the term, if I *hated* them I'd use a slur. :p |
19:17.16 | DrodoEmpire | "foreigner" is a pretty weak insult. XD |
19:17.42 | Cyrannian | Wormy_: http://www.thejournal.ie/ukip-irish-immigrants-1427852-Apr2014/ - This is weird, though apparently UKIP doesn't consider Irish people foreigners |
19:17.42 | OluapPlayer | I'm aware of that |
19:17.45 | DrodoEmpire | Not to say I hate any one group, of course. |
19:17.47 | OluapPlayer | Looks ridiculous to me |
19:17.55 | Imperios | Yes not only Blizzard made a fucking TF2 clone but they also decided to put fucking Heavina into it |
19:18.10 | Imperios | You mean the way Heavina looks or the fact that she's ripped off TF2 |
19:18.47 | OluapPlayer | Former |
19:18.58 | Imperios | She looks kinda funny |
19:19.06 | Hachiman | Wait are you dissing Overwatch |
19:19.07 | OluapPlayer | Pretty doll face on muscular huge body, plus pink hair |
19:19.07 | Imperios | FEMALE HEAVY PUNK |
19:19.15 | Imperios | Hachiman: Ya? |
19:19.20 | Hachiman | Overwatch looks cool shup |
19:19.29 | Imperios | You just dissed Minecraft |
19:19.32 | Hachiman | There is a fucking dual-wielding Grim Reaper guy |
19:19.36 | Imperios | True |
19:19.46 | OluapPlayer | You only like it because there's a gal whose butt gets bigger in a trailer |
19:19.49 | Imperios | There is also a pink-haired Heavy Weapons Woman |
19:19.56 | Hachiman | >inflation |
19:19.58 | Hachiman | No thanks |
19:20.00 | Wormy_ | Cyrannian: As far as I'm aware, "foreigners" starts to become applied as soon as you reach mainland Europe one way, or the United States the other. I think Americans would be consiered "foreign". |
19:20.28 | Imperios | Hachiman: Wasn't you into it a year or so ago |
19:20.35 | Hachiman | Fucking no |
19:20.37 | Hachiman | Inflation is dum |
19:20.40 | Hachiman | brb dinner |
19:23.03 | Wormy_ | Foreigner means alien, which a term used in law. So I guess thats why its seen as less insulting |
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19:24.39 | Wormy__ | Foreigner means alien, which a term used in law. So I guess thats why its seen as less insulting. But its surely more offensive to say someone from France, is an alien |
19:25.03 | Wormy__ | Such is the confusion with English and term usages |
19:25.21 | Wormy__ | "Johnny foreigner" is probably more insulting, if slightly |
19:25.38 | Wormy__ | Because you don't encounter many "Johnnies" |
19:31.05 | OluapPlayer | 30 MINUTES UNTIL CONFERENCE |
19:33.16 | Hachiman | Okay so turns out there is no dinner tonight |
19:33.26 | Hachiman | Which means I get to cook for myself and not miss the conference hur |
19:33.59 | Cyrannian | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Cyrandia_Cluster/Wildlife - Big project by Dino and I |
19:34.06 | Hachiman | Also post link to conference pls |
19:34.49 | Hachiman | "The New Era of Canadian Sex Work" VICE certainly chooses some interesting topics for its videos |
19:35.32 | Hachiman | I remember they uploaded a video of hunters patrolling the borders of Pripyat and hunting animals there |
19:36.40 | Hachiman | Turns out that in order to contribute to your chances of keeping yourself protected from radiation poisoning, alcohol consumption is recommended |
19:38.15 | Cyrannian | http://www.halopedia.org/Battle_of_Sunaion - I'm glad the cool friendly Sangheili are back |
19:38.44 | Hachiman | Swords of Sanghelios |
19:38.50 | Hachiman | Pretty awesome name that |
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19:40.01 | Cyrannian | aye |
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19:40.26 | Hachiman | I did not think that they would be a Covenant *successor* though |
19:40.40 | The_Randomness | ayy |
19:40.46 | Hachiman | What with the faith having been proven to be a lie |
19:41.13 | Cyrannian | That probably comes from the Arbiter's line in Halo 3 that there will be honour in the Covenant once more |
19:42.07 | Cyrannian | Hai Random |
19:49.18 | ImpyDroid | So Covs will return in Halo 5 in earnest right? |
19:50.30 | Cyrannian | ImpyDroid: This faction: http://www.halopedia.org/Jul_'Mdama's_Covenant_faction Rather than a fully fledged empire |
19:50.31 | Hachiman | Covenant and Prometheans |
19:50.38 | OluapPlayer | 10 MINUTES |
19:50.46 | Hachiman | GIVE THE LINK |
19:50.55 | OluapPlayer | EAT SHIT |
19:51.01 | *** topic/#sporewiki by OluapPlayer -> SporeWiki! http://spore.wikia.com || Logs: http://ibot.rikers.org/%23sporewiki/ || Collaborative Universes: Sci-Fi http://tinyurl.com/3ddvp7q Fantasy http://tinyurl.com/p9qau7l || Roleplay subchannels: #sporewiki-rp1 and #sporewiki-rp2 || Titanpad: https://titanpad.com/ || E3 2015 - EA Conference: http://www.twitch.tv/ea |
19:51.50 | ImpyDroid | So they will be enemiees |
19:52.15 | Cyrannian | Aye, but also good Covenant allies under the Arbiter |
19:53.14 | ImpyDroid | Ah |
19:53.22 | ImpyDroid | Where did the Prophet guys go though |
19:53.30 | ImpyDroid | They looked cool |
19:53.31 | Monet | Al ldead I think |
19:53.57 | Hachiman | I got banned from the chat for saying "BELT OUT A FACE MELTER" when the music started |
19:54.49 | ImpyDroid | That is a shame |
19:54.55 | ImpyDroid | They looked reallly cool |
19:55.04 | Hachiman | They were a dying breed anyway |
19:55.16 | Hachiman | Millennia of generational in-breeding |
19:56.03 | Cyrannian | <PROTECTED> |
19:58.43 | Technobliterator | woah |
19:58.48 | Technobliterator | I can't believe the day would come |
19:58.54 | Technobliterator | where I'd be excited for an EA conference |
19:58.56 | Technobliterator | : | |
19:58.59 | Hachiman | Don't tell me to go upstairs |
19:59.24 | Hachiman | ONE MINUTE UNTIL EA CONFERENCE |
19:59.54 | Wormy__ | We might see some PC games |
20:00.25 | OluapPlayer | Hachiman: GO UPSTAIRS MISTER |
20:00.39 | Hachiman | OH BOY IT'S HAPPENING |
20:00.43 | Hachiman | BELT OUT A FACE MELTER |
20:00.48 | Wormy__ | 15 secs |
20:00.58 | Wormy__ | 5 secs |
20:01.04 | Cyrannian | They'll start by sacrificing some orphans |
20:01.04 | OluapPlayer | IT'S TIME |
20:01.26 | Wormy__ | Best song to start with |
20:01.31 | Wormy__ | Johnny Cash!!! |
20:02.03 | OluapPlayer | ME4? |
20:02.16 | OluapPlayer | Yep |
20:02.18 | Monet | Looks like it |
20:02.19 | Technobliterator | ME4 |
20:02.21 | Technobliterator | !!!!!!! |
20:02.37 | Cyrannian | MINE KEEPS FUKIN PAUSING |
20:02.47 | Monet | All that lens flare |
20:02.50 | OluapPlayer | >Andromeda |
20:02.50 | Hachiman | aaaaAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH |
20:03.01 | dino82_ | have to go |
20:03.02 | Monet | OluapPLayer: Here dere be draguns |
20:03.02 | dino82_ | bye bye |
20:03.03 | Hachiman | MASS EFFECT ANDROMEDA |
20:03.06 | Hachiman | OH MY FUCKING |
20:03.09 | Hachiman | HNNNNGGGGHHH |
20:03.16 | Cyrannian | olol |
20:03.20 | OluapPlayer | Be cautious |
20:03.22 | OluapPlayer | Remember |
20:03.23 | OluapPlayer | Ending |
20:03.28 | Wormy__ | more grey suites |
20:03.37 | Hachiman | FUCK OFF SUIT REEEEEEEE |
20:03.49 | OluapPlayer | shuddup normie |
20:03.56 | Technobliterator | To be fair, Oluap |
20:03.56 | Hachiman | ree |
20:04.05 | Technobliterator | I think they won't be able to get away with another ending scandal |
20:04.23 | Hachiman | I WANNA PLAY A KROGAB] |
20:04.27 | Hachiman | KEBAB EVEN |
20:04.29 | Hachiman | KROGAN |
20:04.34 | OluapPlayer | REMOVE GENOPHAGE |
20:05.10 | Wormy__ | I did enjoy Mirror's Edge |
20:05.18 | *** join/#sporewiki DrodoEmpire (8eb1b2b0@gateway/web/freenode/ip.142.177.178.176) |
20:05.25 | DrodoEmpire | Back |
20:05.26 | DrodoEmpire | :p |
20:05.41 | Technobliterator | "putting players first continues to be our commitments at electronic arts" |
20:05.44 | *** join/#sporewiki drom (~dpessimis@unaffiliated/drom) |
20:05.45 | Technobliterator | AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA |
20:05.48 | drom | Hello |
20:05.51 | Hachiman | GIVE ME ANDROMEDA |
20:05.53 | Hachiman | I NEED MY ZAZANE |
20:05.57 | Hachiman | NO FUCK OFF CARS |
20:05.57 | drom | Monet: I'm really enjoying this http://imgur.com/gallery/CkWVA? |
20:06.06 | OluapPlayer | blah |
20:06.10 | Hachiman | NEED FOR SPEED |
20:06.10 | OluapPlayer | need for Speed |
20:06.16 | Hachiman | MORE LIKE NEED FOR ANDROMEDA |
20:06.19 | Technobliterator | meh |
20:06.23 | Technobliterator | cars |
20:06.26 | OluapPlayer | I didn't know you were such a Mass Effect fanboy |
20:06.34 | Hachiman | Are you fucking joking |
20:06.38 | ImpyDroid | GIVE ME TWITH NOW |
20:06.40 | Cyrannian | <PROTECTED> |
20:06.45 | drom | Monet: And this http://i.imgur.com/tL9880K.png |
20:06.54 | OluapPlayer | You're gonna miss the conference dum waptor |
20:07.01 | Hachiman | Of course I am a Mass Effect fanboy hur |
20:07.10 | OluapPlayer | I don't remember you ever talking about the games |
20:07.28 | Technobliterator | I prefer KOTOR to ME, but I adore ME |
20:07.28 | Hachiman | It is like you have amnesia or something |
20:07.43 | ImpyDroid | Did I miss ME? |
20:07.48 | OluapPlayer | Yes |
20:07.49 | Technobliterator | Sort of |
20:07.58 | drom | "a desire for bullshit" |
20:08.01 | OluapPlayer | And the link is at the IRC's header like always |
20:08.01 | Technobliterator | We basically learnt only that the next one is set in Andromeda |
20:08.07 | ImpyDroid | Fuck this |
20:08.20 | Hachiman | This means |
20:08.22 | Technobliterator | Well, the twitch client for Android sucks, so he can't use that one |
20:08.23 | Hachiman | NEW FUCKING RACES |
20:08.24 | drom | "indulging in the fruits of bullshit and high education" |
20:08.25 | ImpyDroid | THIS IS MY GALAXY |
20:08.37 | Hachiman | ZAZANE AND RADEONS AND DRACONIS EXIST |
20:08.39 | OluapPlayer | Or just the old ones colonizing Andromeda |
20:08.48 | OluapPlayer | This is not like you dude hur |
20:08.49 | Hachiman | There are actually space dragons shown in the trailer |
20:08.50 | Technobliterator | I would hope we see a bit of both |
20:09.26 | drom | What is this |
20:09.31 | Hachiman | Why include an entirely new galaxy and not make new races for it |
20:09.33 | drom | What the heck is happening |
20:09.43 | Wormy__ | Cyrannian, if you didn't know, EA is on now |
20:09.56 | Technobliterator | They can do both |
20:10.00 | ImpyDroid | Wait so there was a trailer |
20:10.05 | Technobliterator | They can have old races move to Andromeda and meet new ones there |
20:10.06 | ImpyDroid | So what did they show |
20:10.13 | ImpyDroid | ...Wait |
20:10.14 | Technobliterator | I mean, we know already that there are humans there |
20:10.17 | OluapPlayer | A short CGI trailer which should be on YouTube after the conference is over |
20:10.19 | Hachiman | Mass Effect: Andromeda |
20:10.29 | Hachiman | IT'S SET |
20:10.32 | drom | Monet: http://i.imgur.com/fhuOrDd.png |
20:10.33 | ImpyDroid | What if the game actually takes place after the Refusal Ending |
20:10.33 | Hachiman | IN FUCKING ANDROMEDA |
20:10.42 | Hachiman | SPOREWIKI HAS BEEN ACKNOWLEDGED |
20:10.42 | ImpyDroid | And everyone just flees there |
20:10.57 | Hachiman | I doubt it |
20:10.59 | drom | WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING |
20:11.01 | OluapPlayer | Or Andromeda is just the largest and closest galaxy |
20:11.08 | OluapPlayer | Calm down already |
20:11.11 | Hachiman | If they cannot traverse their own galaxy then I doubt they can traverse to another |
20:11.18 | Wormy__ | ooh carss with rough paint |
20:11.26 | Hachiman | So Refusal is probably not canon |
20:11.46 | OluapPlayer | Space dragons or not, I'm not going to have any hype for this game until I can see reasons for it |
20:11.48 | OluapPlayer | Like gameplay |
20:12.02 | Hachiman | Yet you get a boner for Dark Souls 3 |
20:12.14 | OluapPlayer | Dark Souls 2 didn't have a terrible ending |
20:12.22 | Wormy__ | At least the EA conference is actually showing gameplay. |
20:12.22 | Hachiman | That is arguable |
20:12.27 | OluapPlayer | Mass Effect 3 did and it made me lose my faith on Bioware |
20:13.09 | Hachiman | Remember, additional endings for DkSII were DLC |
20:13.21 | OluapPlayer | If I get this game, it'll be after launch, if it receives praise |
20:13.23 | Hachiman | Until that happened you only had one ending |
20:13.53 | OluapPlayer | Dark Souls 2's second ending wasn't DLC, it was a free patch |
20:14.01 | OluapPlayer | You don't need the DLC to get it |
20:14.30 | ImpyDroid | Saw the trailer |
20:14.33 | Hachiman | star wars |
20:14.36 | Hachiman | FUCKING STAR WARS |
20:14.38 | ImpyDroid | It has a certain wild west feel to it |
20:14.48 | Hachiman | ImpyDroid: Galactic frontier |
20:14.50 | Monet | "Knights of the fallen empire" This could be interesting. |
20:15.03 | ImpyDroid | So |
20:15.13 | ImpyDroid | Kotor 3? |
20:16.23 | drom | Wormy__: What the fuck did we just talk about something related to Andromeda? |
20:16.28 | Wormy__ | yay yellow lightsaber |
20:16.40 | Wormy__ | dunno |
20:16.42 | OluapPlayer | The fourth Mass Effect game will be set in Andromeda |
20:16.47 | OluapPlayer | That's why it was mentioned |
20:17.17 | drom | I see. |
20:17.48 | Monet | Wait did they just give us something that wasn't the full trailer? |
20:17.58 | The_Randomness | I think so |
20:19.24 | Hachiman | IT'S A PIKMIN |
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20:20.29 | ImpyDroid | KotFE |
20:20.42 | ImpyDroid | It looked like Avatar Star Wars |
20:21.18 | Hachiman | This fucking guy |
20:21.21 | Spu | I expect to see Draconis and Radeon otherwise |
20:21.29 | Monet | A physical mascot. |
20:21.30 | Hachiman | He looks like he is about to have a breakdown on stage |
20:21.43 | Wormy__ | That guy is shaking with nerves and excitement |
20:21.54 | Monet | Spu: If they do I want to claim royalties |
20:22.59 | Wormy__ | Aww this is probably the one of the biggest days of his life |
20:23.06 | The_Randomness | yeah |
20:23.32 | Wormy__ | Attack of the hamster! |
20:24.46 | Monet | Oh no here it comes |
20:24.51 | Hachiman | WHAT THE FUCK |
20:25.00 | Monet | Plasnts vs Zombies |
20:25.13 | The_Randomness | lol@chat's reaction |
20:25.27 | Hachiman | GO BIG, GO CRAZY |
20:25.29 | Hachiman | OR GO HOME |
20:25.40 | Wormy__ | Plants and Zombies a second time |
20:25.53 | Technobliterator | ugh |
20:25.55 | Hachiman | Urgh |
20:25.59 | Technobliterator | tell me when zombies is over |
20:26.01 | Hachiman | "Dr. Zomboss" |
20:26.47 | Wormy__ | Justin Weed lul |
20:26.59 | Hachiman | "Zomburbia" |
20:27.04 | Hachiman | Why is this a fucking thing |
20:27.10 | Wormy__ | how fitting |
20:28.55 | Monet | THis is...different |
20:29.08 | Hachiman | >Melee |
20:29.13 | Hachiman | But it is using ranged attacks |
20:29.30 | Wormy__ | I'm bored now. |
20:29.54 | Wormy__ | Its hogged two conferences, and took the longest presentation in each. |
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20:30.25 | External` | Oop |
20:31.23 | ImpyDroid | Hachiman: https://36.media.tumblr.com/b77e6361c94afe3d8b5f6bb98cfeb8b0/tumblr_npzhpwLcu41r3yvtbo1_400.png |
20:31.47 | Hachiman | But |
20:32.01 | Hachiman | You can literally craft settlements for people to live in |
20:32.15 | Hachiman | OH MY GOD FUCK OFF PVZ |
20:32.27 | ImpyDroid | That is the Armenian Witch for you |
20:32.37 | Monet | Hachiman: THe stupid side of Twitter |
20:32.56 | Wormy__ | Ugh her |
20:33.06 | External_ | Monet: "Stupid Side" |
20:33.13 | External_ | VEEEGGAAAAN REEEVOOOLUUUTIIIOON |
20:33.16 | The_Randomness | There is a method to being stupid on the internet |
20:33.17 | Wormy__ | She wants us to play flower arranging. |
20:33.18 | The_Randomness | That is not it |
20:33.32 | Monet | EA...and Free |
20:34.09 | Wormy__ | "Craft a garden in post nuclear apocalypse wasteland for tea and biscuits" |
20:34.18 | Monet | BO-RING |
20:34.20 | Hachiman | MADDEN |
20:34.22 | ImpyDroid | Wouldn't that be Sims |
20:35.20 | Wormy__ | It would be fun in the Sims. |
20:35.27 | Wormy__ | Not in a game like Fallout |
20:35.53 | Hachiman | Eugh who cares about NHL |
20:36.02 | Monet | HAchiman: Bro-gamers |
20:36.05 | Hachiman | If you wanna play sports games, go out and fucking play sports |
20:36.28 | Hachiman | I was excited at the start of this conference |
20:36.43 | Hachiman | Now I want to shoot myself as swiftly as possible because I cannot stand this drivel |
20:37.01 | The_Randomness | I will admit the main thing I'm interested in is Nintendo's presentation |
20:37.20 | The_Randomness | But that's not until tomorrow |
20:37.32 | ImpyDroid | Hachiman: I just skip the boring parts |
20:37.39 | Hachiman | Yeah sure |
20:37.43 | Hachiman | Skip a live conference |
20:38.31 | ImpyDroid | Lower your volume and do other things while the boring parts are played |
20:38.54 | Hachiman | Oh wow |
20:39.03 | Wormy__ | I'm only watching this for Star Wars |
20:39.08 | Hachiman | I just got banned from the chat for revealing a Game of Thrones spoiler hur |
20:39.14 | The_Randomness | nice |
20:39.25 | ImpyDroid | "Everyone dies" |
20:39.32 | TekDroid | Pretty much |
20:39.44 | External_ | What's so bad about that? |
20:40.01 | Hachiman | FUCK OFF HOOP GOD |
20:40.19 | Hachiman | YOU AREN'T CHARLES BARKLEY OR MICHAEL JORDAN |
20:40.27 | Wormy__ | drom: https://imagemacros.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/your_mother_is_fat2.jpg |
20:40.37 | Monet | They brought on a celebrity I don't even know about to show off FACETECH |
20:40.51 | drom | Wormy__: hur |
20:41.02 | External_ | Wormy__: That hurt me... |
20:41.07 | External_ | in my heart.... |
20:41.17 | The_Randomness | bheh |
20:41.27 | Monet | I bet all of that they just showed was scripted |
20:41.47 | Wormy__ | yep |
20:42.11 | Hachiman | "what happens if someone puts in their penis" |
20:42.14 | Hachiman | This chat |
20:42.19 | Wormy__ | I was going to do somuch today, forgot it was E3 |
20:42.38 | Monet | "NEXT" |
20:42.59 | Wormy__ | EA's presentations are a bit long |
20:43.04 | Wormy__ | Monet: You was right |
20:43.36 | ImpyDroid | RAP |
20:43.56 | Hachiman | EUGH |
20:43.58 | Hachiman | FUCK OFF MOBILE |
20:44.05 | Monet | At least this one isn't a suit |
20:44.06 | Wormy__ | *sigh* |
20:44.10 | Hachiman | YOU AREN'T EVEN GAMES |
20:44.30 | Monet | She's wearing denim, we can trust her, she's jsut like us |
20:44.38 | Wormy__ | One thing I think when I see those flesh coloured mics are moles |
20:44.46 | drom | I ain't even paying attention to what is happening right now in E3 |
20:44.56 | Hachiman | But she's a woman so that automatically means she wants to push the SJW agenda |
20:45.03 | The_Randomness | rite |
20:45.03 | drom | That got going well for me, which is nice. |
20:45.19 | The_Randomness | GRILL PogChamp |
20:45.45 | Hachiman | NO |
20:45.51 | Monet | Lol |
20:45.55 | Hachiman | NO FUCKING MINIONS |
20:45.57 | Hachiman | WHY |
20:46.04 | Hachiman | THE FUCKING WHITE MOM MEMES ARE COMING |
20:46.06 | drom | wot |
20:46.06 | Wormy__ | ya\wn |
20:46.41 | drom | Hm. This Waterfox browser is running nicely on my laptop |
20:46.52 | External_ | Waterfox? |
20:46.55 | External_ | *Firefox |
20:47.20 | Monet | The hell is that? |
20:47.33 | Wormy__ | Bringing alcoholism to cildren |
20:47.37 | Wormy__ | Children |
20:47.43 | Hachiman | I want to die |
20:47.47 | Hachiman | Like I literally want to die |
20:48.08 | drom | Comrade_Vinny: http://gfycat.com/AlienatedShowyDikdik |
20:48.31 | Hachiman | I came here expecting Mass Effect and now I feel like I just had wet hippo shit shoved in my mouth |
20:48.39 | Wormy__ | Why have a tropical cocktail stand in a game based on a film intended for kids |
20:48.39 | Monet | Introducing throwing stars and grenades...for kids! |
20:48.50 | drom | That gfycat url is interesting... |
20:48.57 | Hachiman | UGH FOOTBALL |
20:49.07 | ImpyDroid | Hachiman butthurt mode activated |
20:49.11 | The_Randomness | ^ |
20:49.12 | Wormy__ | I might turn this shit off |
20:49.30 | ImpyDroid | Seriously do something else, I will tell you when the fun stuff begins |
20:49.50 | Hachiman | It's like watching the premiers for boring movies at the cinema |
20:50.03 | drom | ImpyDroid TheRandomness: Thoo! Thoo! Let the nod-bandwagon wreck the chat! |
20:50.40 | External_ | Ohgod sudden internet laf |
20:50.44 | External_ | lag |
20:50.44 | External_ | ;-; |
20:51.19 | Monet | EA's really pushing the celebrity factor |
20:52.03 | External_ | I wish I could go to E3, but I will be in Washington D.C by the time it happens. |
20:52.10 | External_ | In U.S.A |
20:52.13 | drom | The best part of Waterfox is its reimplementation of Firefox's old customization feature. |
20:52.28 | ImpyDroid | SOKKA |
20:52.39 | External_ | What the hel is Waterfox? |
20:52.44 | drom | Unlike Firefox and Chrome, it doesn't clog up trying to display and play HTML5 videos |
20:52.48 | ImpyDroid | What is that accent |
20:52.55 | ImpyDroid | Where is he from even |
20:53.16 | drom | External_: 64-bit Firefox fork |
20:53.44 | External_ | Ah. |
20:54.23 | Wormy__ | Now they are chattin about football. |
20:54.24 | drom | I find it a HUGE improvement over Firefox. |
20:54.41 | Hachiman | 0/10 not even stereotypical African |
20:54.45 | External_ | Wormy__: Are you at E3 |
20:54.51 | External_ | Or watching it on Mobile |
20:54.51 | Monet | I'm not sure which is more boring |
20:55.09 | Monet | This, or when Sony pushed hardware least year |
20:55.13 | Wormy__ | I wouldn't be at E3. I certainly wouldn't cross the Atlantic for EA |
20:55.29 | External_ | That would be major determination |
20:55.33 | Wormy__ | I'm watching it on Twitch |
20:55.45 | Wormy__ | link above |
20:55.57 | Monet | Everyone's cheering because he's lone talking lol |
20:56.00 | External_ | MY GOD THIS INTERNET |
20:56.01 | Hachiman | Aye |
20:56.04 | Monet | done talking* |
20:56.22 | Wormy__ | "We do actually have to get on" |
20:56.30 | Wormy__ | YEAH START TALKING ABOUT GAMES |
20:56.41 | External_ | Wormy__: Link? |
20:56.45 | Hachiman | The more he talked the less time we have to look at Mass Effect |
20:56.52 | Wormy__ | http://www.twitch.tv/ea |
20:57.21 | External_ | This internet |
20:57.25 | External_ | Makes me wanna |
20:57.27 | Monet | I think its because these games net them more money |
20:57.35 | External_ | Hmm.... |
20:58.19 | Monet | "Come on.... show us Star Wars Battlefront so I can go to bed.... Important day tommorow!!!!" |
20:58.35 | Monet | "Does this game take place in Qatar?" shots fired |
20:58.38 | Technobliterator | I want to see if they have any TOR or Battlefront plans |
20:58.43 | Hachiman | Ouch |
20:59.02 | drom | Wormy__: I got some interesting claims on why do Foxes harmlessly/playfully bite/gnaw people's hands when being tickled or petted. |
20:59.06 | drom | "This is how foxes -and some domestic breeds of dog- try to 'hold hands'. If the fox wanted to bite the person petting, the person petting would not have been able to pull away so easily. My cousin's golden-retriever does the same thing because my cousin's are idiots and never trained their dog not to do this. " |
20:59.14 | Monet | Technobliterator: They just showed us TOR stuff |
20:59.18 | Technobliterator | Oh? |
20:59.26 | Technobliterator | turned it off due to zombies |
20:59.30 | Monet | They showed us a trailer for an expansion |
20:59.37 | Hachiman | Oh wow, females footballers are shown in the gameplay and the chat explodes with "boobs" and "ass" |
21:00.11 | Wormy__ | drom: my dog sometimes snaps the air when I rub his belly |
21:00.13 | Technobliterator | What's the expansion about? |
21:00.19 | ImpyDroid | Hachiman: As I said befotr, lonely men are lonely |
21:00.31 | Monet | Trechnobliterator https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCmvm_hiRzY |
21:00.37 | drom | Monet Hachiman Spu: "Fun's over" http://i.imgur.com/genGWIu.jpg |
21:00.49 | Technobliterator | "Trechnobliterator" :p |
21:00.53 | Spu | heh |
21:01.28 | Technobliterator | Monet, do you know about the IRC tab complete function? |
21:01.39 | Monet | Yes |
21:01.48 | Technobliterator | Alright, just checking |
21:01.57 | Monet | I just don't use it that often |
21:01.58 | Hachiman | Alright, Mirror's Edge |
21:02.03 | Hachiman | This is better |
21:02.05 | Technobliterator | My client does it differently, so mine adds a comma after the name instead of a colon |
21:02.18 | Technobliterator | I prefer it like that, personally |
21:02.28 | Monet | COlon is a typing habit. |
21:02.37 | ImpyDroid | Is she describing the United States? |
21:02.49 | Monet | ImpyDroid: *ricochet* |
21:02.59 | Wormy__ | I enjoyed Mirrors Edge |
21:03.24 | ImpyDroid | Monet: What was that supposed to mean hur |
21:03.55 | Monet | ImpyDroid: a variation of "shots fired" |
21:03.59 | Wormy__ | What I don't get is that its a prequal to the first game, but looks more fururistic. |
21:04.10 | Monet | Though I guess ba-dum-tish works |
21:04.30 | Wormy__ | I like that its more open world |
21:04.30 | Hachiman | Of course they get a girl to promote Mirror's Edge |
21:04.34 | Hachiman | Pushing the agenda |
21:04.55 | ImpyDroid | Hachiman: Just because you like men does not mean you have to hate women |
21:05.05 | Hachiman | I'm joking hur |
21:05.15 | ImpyDroid | Alright hur |
21:05.36 | Monet | She just kicked a guy out the window |
21:05.48 | Monet | Why isn't she using a gun again? |
21:06.14 | Wormy__ | stahp hurr |
21:06.25 | Hachiman | SHOOT HEERRRR |
21:06.38 | Monet | Oh FFS |
21:06.41 | Hachiman | Really |
21:06.43 | Hachiman | More sports |
21:07.01 | Wormy__ | just when I thouht it was over |
21:07.14 | Monet | "they think it's all over!" |
21:07.16 | drom | Well, it is EA |
21:07.34 | drom | What do you except from them? |
21:07.37 | Monet | I couldn't give a shit about the New England Patriots |
21:07.38 | drom | expect* |
21:07.40 | drom | fug |
21:08.19 | Monet | Also guy on the left: Yeah you're wearing jeans but we know you're a dyed-in-the-wool suit. |
21:09.45 | Wormy__ | Nearly every comment on the chat is "zzzzzz"ing |
21:10.20 | The_Randomness | ResidentSleeper |
21:10.43 | Monet | "Any ISIS terrorist at E3 that wants to break this stage?" |
21:10.52 | drom | Appearently the fraudent game developer Sergey Titov is going attempting to pull off another con. |
21:11.40 | Wormy__ | Rugby > American Football |
21:11.47 | Wormy__ | No poncy armour in Rugby |
21:11.59 | drom | http://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/39x6db/warning_the_guy_behind_the_warziss_is_now_making/ |
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21:12.32 | Wormy__ | Lol the stream cut |
21:12.36 | Hachiman | I think we crashed the stream |
21:12.51 | Monet | Holy crap |
21:13.08 | Monet | Maby that guy wishing for ISIS was a fortune teller? |
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21:13.30 | Hachiman | olol |
21:13.33 | Wormy__ | oh dear |
21:13.45 | drom | Wot |
21:13.45 | Wormy__ | NO INFIDEL STAR WARS 4 U |
21:13.57 | The_Randomness | western gamer filth |
21:15.03 | Wormy__ | https://www.youtube.com/e3?feature=int-yo-e3 |
21:15.08 | Wormy__ | Star Wars Battlefront |
21:15.29 | Spu | So |
21:15.36 | Wormy__ | Ooh photogrammetry and physically based rendering. |
21:15.38 | Spu | What is the Fallout 4 crafting system |
21:16.37 | Hachiman | staru warusu |
21:16.41 | ImpyDroid | That accent |
21:16.49 | ImpyDroid | She's creepily monotonous |
21:16.54 | Hachiman | shootingu rasers |
21:16.56 | ImpyDroid | And insincere |
21:17.05 | ImpyDroid | "I AM ONE OF YOU. LOVE ME. |
21:17.05 | Hachiman | Aye she sounds jarrinh |
21:17.10 | Hachiman | Jarring even |
21:17.13 | Monet | Well, its certainly pretty |
21:17.27 | Monet | the aesthetics I mean |
21:17.45 | Spu | So |
21:17.49 | Spu | Fallout 4 crafting system |
21:17.52 | Spu | Someone explain |
21:18.00 | The_Randomness | you scrap items for mats |
21:18.01 | drom | Hachiman: That would be great, so we can witness the audience go up on the scene and lynch her alive. |
21:18.17 | drom | Ultimately ending the EA conference |
21:18.35 | drom | Spu: The Wurst Joke ever https://i.imgur.com/xFWp99H.png |
21:19.12 | Monet | After this is UbiSoft, then Sony |
21:19.21 | Spu | Oh god what |
21:19.59 | drom | ImpyDroid: http://i.imgur.com/xr86IdT.png |
21:20.51 | Monet | Twitch is back up |
21:21.24 | ImpyDroid | Wait |
21:21.29 | ImpyDroid | Kolbasa is a sausage? |
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21:22.13 | Monet | Fire tow cabbles! |
21:22.44 | drom | ImpyDroid: Yes, and it tastes weird as fuck hur |
21:23.24 | Monet | Wormy__: More WWII style dogfighting. |
21:23.33 | Monet | Wait |
21:23.38 | Monet | That's a Rodian |
21:25.04 | Monet | Wait...that was it? |
21:25.13 | Hachiman | Oh wow |
21:25.15 | Wormy__ | Star Wars Battlefront III looks ace actually. Like the originals, also I love that you can see the perspectives of bath factions like in the films. |
21:25.16 | Hachiman | No Mass Effect |
21:25.21 | Hachiman | I feel genuinely sad now |
21:25.28 | Monet | Hachiman: Wait for next year |
21:25.38 | Hachiman | But that's a year away |
21:25.41 | Monet | Tonight was a teaser |
21:25.52 | Wormy__ | I've been waiting since I was half my height probably for the third game |
21:26.12 | Monet | I'm not sure if MEA is ready for a full reveal |
21:26.32 | ImpyDroid | drom: In Russian kolbasa is that kind of thing you put on a bread |
21:26.35 | ImpyDroid | Like salami or pepperoni |
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21:26.57 | ImpyDroid | There are forms of Kolbasa that are essentially sausages though |
21:28.09 | Charles_Murray | The graphics of BFIII don't seem to have gotten much better, and I didn't see any new animations o.o |
21:28.30 | Monet | Charles_:Murray: I'd disagree really |
21:28.43 | drom | ImpyDroid: Tried to find the english word for that, but I forgot that I was still using that font as default and global override. http://www.mozilla.com/sv-SE/firefox/central/ |
21:28.44 | Charles_Murray | Oh? |
21:28.48 | drom | aaaargh |
21:28.56 | Monet | I mean..when you look back http://www.mobygames.com/images/shots/l/154663-star-wars-battlefront-ii-windows-screenshot-attacking-the.jpg |
21:28.58 | drom | ImpyDroid: http://i.imgur.com/tkM36Tl.png |
21:29.25 | Monet | http://media.moddb.com/images/mods/1/22/21989/BattlefrontII_2011-12-17_00-48-42-50.png |
21:29.34 | ImpyDroid | I don't get it |
21:29.37 | drom | topping is the word |
21:29.56 | drom | ImpyDroid: http://www.sansbullshitsans.com/ |
21:30.02 | Monet | Battlefront II was back in the days when PS2 graphics capability was being stretched |
21:31.02 | Monet | I did notice the inclusion of ragdolling |
21:31.12 | Monet | That's new to the series I believe |
21:31.33 | Wormy__ | It has physically based rendering as well, so lighting and materials will be vastly improved for each situation |
21:32.44 | Wormy__ | I wonder how they implemented photogrammetry... I have used to it, iits the practise of turning a collection of photographs into a point cloud in 3ED space. Useful for the sciences. Maybe in landscape generation? I don't know |
21:32.56 | Wormy__ | *3D |
21:33.20 | Wormy__ | Or maybe trees and other objects |
21:36.10 | ImpyDroid | Yopping |
21:37.12 | Monet | Wormy__: Plus that was pre-alpha footage |
21:37.34 | Wormy__ | yep |
21:37.34 | Monet | At this point they want to get the mechanics right. So it might be even shinier upon release |
21:37.38 | Monet | Fingers crossed though |
21:38.03 | Wormy__ | Anyone still have a PS2? |
21:38.21 | Monet | Yes |
21:38.37 | Wormy__ | I use mine to play movies mostly |
21:38.41 | Monet | The PLaystation 2 era: WHen you could get away with completely rigid hands. |
21:38.50 | Wormy__ | lol |
21:39.23 | Monet | ANd cloth clipping was a fact of the engien lol |
21:40.27 | Monet | It begins! |
21:41.04 | Monet | 15 minutes? |
21:41.32 | TekDroid | 15 minutes to what? |
21:41.44 | Monet | The show |
21:41.59 | ImpyDroid | Hachiman: https://40.media.tumblr.com/6fe1dd3fe295b60a84dbb65ebf11365b/tumblr_npwoyjZVOk1uu7w77o1_400.jpg |
21:42.03 | TekDroid | What show? >.> |
21:42.12 | Hachiman | olol |
21:42.32 | Monet | TekDroid: Ubisoft @ E3 |
21:42.37 | TekDroid | Oh |
21:44.30 | Monet | AM I thine only one who liked the game studio elements of Black Flag? |
21:45.55 | Monet | I had fun with the jokes like "can we give the main character a James Bond voice?" or a focus groups considering Altair "too foreign for most audiences" |
21:47.42 | ImpyDroid | >too foreign |
21:47.52 | ImpyDroid | These kaffirs should be beheaded |
21:48.00 | Wormy__ | "This next video is for you haters" |
21:48.06 | Wormy__ | a bit fu |
21:48.08 | Wormy__ | big |
21:48.21 | ImpyDroid | اÙÙ٠أÙبر |
21:48.28 | Monet | Okay this is fun |
21:48.49 | Wormy__ | they are quoting trolls |
21:49.34 | Monet | That last guy jsut swore |
21:49.38 | Wormy__ | #ACUNity? |
21:49.44 | Spu | ImpyDroid: ALLAHU AKBAR |
21:49.56 | Hachiman | The red-haired girl is cute |
21:50.13 | Wormy__ | That was quite a comeback, the next AC being in London hur |
21:50.33 | Monet | THat was a fun name and shame |
21:50.48 | Wormy__ | But ACUnity, really |
21:51.21 | ImpyDroid | Spu: https://www.google.ru/url?sa=i&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0CAQQjBxqFQoTCKKurZXXksYCFUdYLAodaWIAsA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fimg0.joyreactor.cc%2Fpics%2Fpost%2F%25D0%25B0%25D0%25BB%25D0%25BB%25D0%25B0%25D1%2585-%25D0%25B0%25D0%25BA%25D0%25B1%25D0%25B0%25D1%2580-%25D0%25BF%25D0%25B5%25D1%2581%25D0%25BE%25D1%2587%25D0%25BD%25D0%25B8%25D1%2586%25D0%25B0-%25D0%25B1%25D0%25B0%25D1%258F%25D0%25BD%25D0%25B8%25D1%2589%25D0%25B5-921541.jpeg&ei=rEh_VaKoI8ew |
21:51.31 | Monet | Hating that it was sat in france was the mildest of compalints |
21:51.37 | Monet | set* |
21:51.43 | Spu | ImpyDroid: How terrifyingly calming |
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21:52.32 | Monet | "I happily pirate lol I don't regret it wat u gonna do" how about read out your confession to over 60,000 people |
21:52.45 | Cyrannian | Soooo, Battlefront looks terribly sexy |
21:53.02 | Wormy__ | it was ace |
21:53.15 | Wormy__ | but the rest of the conference was drivel |
21:53.24 | Technobliterator | Yup |
21:53.25 | Cyrannian | Indeed |
21:53.43 | Cyrannian | Oh, and a new SWTOR cinematic trailer, that was cool |
21:54.06 | Monet | Ubisoft's pre-conference video feels like mouthwash after that. It's a nice feeling. |
21:54.35 | Hachiman | I do not really even feel pissed off about the lack of Mass Effect: Andromeda content, just sad and disappointed really |
21:55.22 | Monet | Its something ot get peopel tweeting |
21:55.24 | Hachiman | I felt like I had my time wasted somewhat, especially after all the drivel they made us sit through |
21:55.38 | OluapPlayer | and i cant express my opinion without being yelled at |
21:56.04 | Cyrannian | I'm disappointed that we have to wait until late 2016, I thought after what was revealed at E3 2014 it would come earlier |
21:56.17 | Monet | It got 136,000 peopel talking about EA's conference on Twitter |
21:56.22 | Wormy__ | Yes I wasted my evening really |
21:56.47 | Hachiman | OluapPlayer: Sorry |
21:57.33 | OluapPlayer | i'm only here to update the header now |
21:57.41 | Spu | I dunno why people get so heated over gaming anyway |
21:57.45 | Spu | So what you don't like the game |
21:57.55 | Spu | I hate the entire universe and I don't make a song and dance about it |
21:57.57 | Monet | Spu: Same reason people get heated over sports really |
21:58.04 | DrodoEmpire | ^ |
21:58.35 | DrodoEmpire | I get angry at games that I spend a lot of money on to realize they're actually shit... *looks at Rome II* |
21:58.46 | Spu | Perhaps we should all sit around a campfire in the desert and have a peyote party |
21:58.46 | DrodoEmpire | That was a downright scam. >.< |
21:58.48 | Spu | And chill the fuck out |
21:59.41 | Wormy__ | OluapPlayer: Whats wrong? |
22:00.16 | ImpyDroid | I'm with Spu on that matter |
22:00.29 | Wormy__ | Yeah |
22:00.39 | OluapPlayer | the stream has started |
22:00.50 | Monet | Is this HOMM VI? |
22:00.55 | Monet | Nope lol |
22:00.56 | Wormy__ | I don't like the vitriol in the gaming community really |
22:01.18 | Wormy__ | puts me off it |
22:01.20 | Spu | I don't like vitriol in general |
22:01.24 | Spu | Makes me vitriolic in return |
22:01.31 | Wormy__ | I don't want angry gaming rants in my life |
22:01.52 | Spu | Blood pressure goes into the quadruple figures sometimes |
22:02.23 | Hachiman | "The Fractured But Whole" |
22:02.26 | Hachiman | Brilliant |
22:02.31 | Monet | I think Butters just jabbed at pre-orders |
22:03.10 | Wormy__ | Finally someone commented on the mics. At least they aren't flesh coloured |
22:06.52 | Monet | And they say Ubi doesn't care |
22:07.09 | Hachiman | At least this conference is entertaining |
22:07.44 | Wormy__ | yes, and adult |
22:07.56 | Wormy__ | i'm not being talked down to |
22:08.06 | OluapPlayer | this guy sounds like he's getting his testicles squeezed |
22:08.12 | Wormy__ | lol |
22:08.19 | Hachiman | Aye hur |
22:09.27 | Hachiman | Holy shit |
22:09.33 | Hachiman | This looks awesome |
22:11.12 | Wormy__ | he has an awesomew walking stick |
22:11.24 | Wormy__ | with sword i bet |
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22:12.08 | Monet | First presentation and I'm already intrigued |
22:13.51 | Wormy__ | at least they have gone one step further to show live action gameplay |
22:14.41 | Hachiman | Oh shit |
22:14.47 | Hachiman | This actually looks really awesome |
22:14.52 | OluapPlayer | This looks pretty cool |
22:14.58 | Hachiman | That sword-fighting mechanic is amazing |
22:15.04 | ImpyDroid | Crusaders versus samurai |
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22:15.08 | Wormy_ | at least they have gone one step further to show live action gameplay |
22:15.22 | ImpyDroid | I like the fencing, looks very realistic |
22:15.56 | Hachiman | It is realistic and yet somehow manages to encompass more stylistic elements |
22:16.02 | DrodoEmpire | What's this? |
22:16.10 | Hachiman | For Honor |
22:16.16 | DrodoEmpire | Huh |
22:16.25 | Hachiman | You just missed the trailer and live action gameplay for it |
22:16.34 | DrodoEmpire | 3: |
22:17.11 | Wormy_ | What was the site called? |
22:17.24 | Monet | For Honour |
22:17.32 | Monet | I think |
22:17.37 | Wormy_ | Aye but i can't find it |
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22:18.40 | OluapPlayer | The hell is this |
22:18.44 | OluapPlayer | A game about the internet? |
22:18.47 | Hachiman | Trials Fusion |
22:18.55 | Hachiman | Looks like an extension pack for it |
22:19.07 | Hachiman | Trials Fusion is otherwise a motorcycle game hur |
22:19.13 | ImpyDroid | KAT |
22:19.30 | Monet | "hat are you a robot?" |
22:19.41 | Hachiman | PREPARE YOUR BODIES |
22:19.54 | Wormy_ | They all went to the EA conference |
22:20.07 | Wormy_ | the button mashers |
22:21.04 | Monet | "Like Hollywood" the burn |
22:22.28 | Technobliterator | this doesn't look |
22:22.30 | Technobliterator | very interesting |
22:22.43 | Monet | Give it time |
22:23.16 | Technobliterator | It just looks like a GoW clone |
22:23.16 | Hachiman | That Wilhelm Scream |
22:23.23 | Wormy_ | classy |
22:23.48 | Wormy_ | I like the look of the game |
22:24.44 | Monet | Its Tom Clancy |
22:24.53 | Monet | The flair is in the personality, not the flash |
22:26.00 | Hachiman | Oh wow |
22:26.04 | Hachiman | I like this |
22:26.17 | Hachiman | That last player was a dick though hur |
22:27.15 | OluapPlayer | Didn't look too interesting to me |
22:27.45 | Technobliterator | ^ |
22:28.07 | Monet | You wouldn't be keen on Rainbow SIx then |
22:28.40 | Monet | OOhhh |
22:28.45 | Hachiman | IT'S MOONBASE ALPHA |
22:28.50 | Hachiman | JOHN MADDEN |
22:29.17 | Wormy_ | I hope those transmissions are by radio |
22:29.20 | Technobliterator | I'm no fan of GoW clones, or GoW |
22:29.31 | Technobliterator | Thus, I didn't find this exciting |
22:29.57 | Monet | U dissin TOm Clancy by calling his stuff a GoW clone |
22:30.06 | Monet | ANNO |
22:30.11 | Monet | FRIKKIN ANNO |
22:30.12 | Monet | YES! |
22:30.18 | Hachiman | Aye Anno |
22:30.59 | Monet | bRIDGES? |
22:31.07 | Monet | sry |
22:31.37 | Hachiman | You know what I would like |
22:31.43 | Hachiman | Another Supreme Commander game hur |
22:32.06 | Hachiman | Oh no |
22:32.16 | Hachiman | Oh no they're talking about memes |
22:33.54 | Monet | I'mm gonna forgive their push for JD because they gave a stellar promo for Anno. |
22:34.38 | OluapPlayer | DANCING BLACK MAN |
22:34.43 | Hachiman | The hell is this |
22:34.54 | Hachiman | I mean it's entertaining but |
22:34.59 | Hachiman | Just outta nowhere hur |
22:35.00 | Wormy_ | dancing intensifies |
22:35.15 | Hachiman | At least it's not some old black guy drivelling on about football hur |
22:35.21 | Wormy_ | they need to get the crowd up |
22:35.25 | Wormy_ | yep |
22:36.42 | OluapPlayer | some old black guy |
22:36.56 | OluapPlayer | If you were in a crowd of brazilians they'd lynch you |
22:37.44 | Wormy_ | Was he a Brazillian footballer? |
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22:38.06 | Hachiman_ | Fuck |
22:38.06 | OluapPlayer | Pelé is widely considered the best football player in history |
22:38.09 | OluapPlayer | He's one of Brazil's greatest idols |
22:38.18 | Wormy_ | ah, I think I've heard of him |
22:38.20 | Hachiman_ | Huh I see |
22:38.28 | Monet | No one can be Jason Deroulo |
22:38.40 | Cyrannian | Even I've heard of him, and I slip into a coma every time football is mentioned. |
22:40.04 | Hachiman | inb4 this new threat is Not Important from Hatred |
22:41.08 | Monet | I think this is Rainbow Six Siege |
22:41.10 | Monet | Yes it is |
22:41.29 | Wormy_ | See the rainbow, taste the rainbow |
22:41.49 | Monet | This |
22:41.55 | Hachiman | The guy on the poster is like an advanced analogue of Anonymous |
22:41.55 | Monet | Is true Tom Clancy |
22:44.50 | Hachiman | dat accent |
22:45.13 | Wormy_ | What was yelled? |
22:45.25 | Hachiman | "That's right!" I think |
22:47.35 | Technobliterator | seriously hates Jason Derulo |
22:47.58 | Monet | This is looking intense |
22:50.26 | Monet | Yeah no way i nhell is this a GoW clone |
22:50.39 | Hachiman | Aye |
22:50.48 | Monet | Not a CoD clone either. |
22:51.09 | Wormy_ | I wonder how long it takes to be insensitised and there's a terrorist battling game |
22:51.39 | OluapPlayer | Looks very tactical |
22:52.02 | Monet | Wouldn't be Rainbow Six if it wasn't. |
22:52.14 | Monet | FUCK |
22:52.21 | Monet | People are spamming Mario with tits on the chat |
22:52.29 | Hachiman | Should release it on September 11 because anti-terrorist |
22:53.15 | Monet | Go away tittymario |
22:53.17 | OluapPlayer | Just hide the chat |
22:53.34 | Hachiman | Mario - kill a me |
22:53.37 | Monet | I don't really look anyway lol |
22:54.23 | Monet | Is this F1 for real? |
22:54.52 | Hachiman | That's pretty cool |
22:55.10 | OluapPlayer | MORE BAGUETTES |
22:56.03 | Monet | That or they're French-Canadian - bit of a difference |
22:56.09 | Hachiman | CHECKPOINT |
22:56.15 | Hachiman | Oh man this game is almost nostalgic |
22:56.27 | Hachiman | Actually does remind me of the old arcade machines |
22:57.19 | Monet | Fail |
22:57.52 | Wormy_ | Yeah, bringing me fond memories of Dreamcast |
22:58.15 | Wormy_ | I had this magforce game or something like that with insane tracks |
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22:59.49 | Monet | Subtle |
22:59.55 | Monet | Definitely not a Templar lol |
23:00.05 | Wormy_ | Cor blimey London! |
23:03.07 | Hachiman | Cor |
23:03.12 | Hachiman | Rooks |
23:03.13 | Monet | THat was fun |
23:04.30 | Monet | Nice |
23:05.22 | OluapPlayer | SURPROISE YEW |
23:05.30 | Hachiman | OLOL |
23:05.34 | Hachiman | Whoops caps |
23:06.33 | Monet | Just Cause III |
23:06.41 | Monet | Maybe? |
23:07.06 | Monet | Maybe not |
23:07.56 | Wormy_ | coca cola is red |
23:10.53 | Hachiman | Ghost Recon |
23:10.57 | Monet | Niiice |
23:10.59 | Wormy_ | Another Tom Clancy |
23:11.10 | Monet | Three Clancy's, two legends |
23:11.55 | Monet | That was a good conference |
23:12.15 | *** topic/#sporewiki by OluapPlayer -> SporeWiki! http://spore.wikia.com || Logs: http://ibot.rikers.org/%23sporewiki/ || Collaborative Universes: Sci-Fi http://tinyurl.com/3ddvp7q Fantasy http://tinyurl.com/p9qau7l || Roleplay subchannels: #sporewiki-rp1 and #sporewiki-rp2 || Titanpad: https://titanpad.com/ || E3 2015 - Sony Conference: http://www.twitch.tv/playstation |
23:12.28 | Hachiman | DrodoEmpire: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sp3NKQlJPuo |
23:13.17 | Hachiman | DrodoEmpire: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPdmPC9hS9Y And this |
23:14.37 | Monet | I think what got me most exited were Anno 2205, For Honour and Siege |
23:14.49 | Hachiman | Aye For Honor looks amazing |
23:15.01 | Monet | I have hopes for this/next year |
23:15.02 | Wormy_ | Ion, Star Wars Battlefront III, and maybe Fallout 4 |
23:15.07 | Monet | Not from EA though lol |
23:15.10 | Hachiman | Actual cinematic and realistic weapon combat OUTSIDE of cutscenes |
23:15.19 | Wormy_ | Oh yes for Honor looks amazing |
23:15.46 | Wormy_ | I wonder if Sony will show No Man's Sky... |
23:15.54 | Wormy_ | they must be |
23:16.04 | Hachiman | When does Sony begin in GMT? |
23:16.16 | Wormy_ | 2 Am I think |
23:16.24 | Hachiman | I am hoping they show more Dark Souls III |
23:16.36 | Monet | This is a good E3 s ofar |
23:16.41 | Wormy_ | Indeed |
23:16.50 | Hachiman | Minus EA because eugh |
23:17.17 | Wormy_ | Most of the Microsoft one wasn't that good but I liked the VR stuff |
23:17.18 | Monet | Less sports next time lol |
23:17.31 | Monet | Aye their VR was amazing |
23:17.50 | Wormy_ | Its so EA's sponsors would get advertised |
23:18.11 | Wormy_ | Cyrannian: Wanna join me? |
23:18.46 | Cyrannian | <PROTECTED> |
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23:19.41 | Hachiman | DrodoEmpire: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojFasaygBH4 And this as last thing hur |
23:19.48 | Hachiman | Which goes straight to the gameplay |
23:21.14 | DrodoEmpire | Hm? |
23:21.16 | DrodoEmpire | Oh yeah |
23:21.29 | Monet | Anno 2070 took us to the bottom of the oceon |
23:21.34 | Monet | 2205 wil ltake us to spehss |
23:21.43 | Cyrannian | I'm looking forward to Halo 5, Mass Effect Andromeda and Battlefront the most. I might check out Fallout too |
23:22.15 | Hachiman | Mass Effect: Andromeda, For Honor, Halo 5 |
23:22.28 | Hachiman | I might look into Battlefront |
23:23.02 | DrodoEmpire | Huh cool |
23:23.04 | Hachiman | Oh and Dark Souls 3 of course |
23:24.11 | Technobliterator | I hope R&C shows up in this conference |
23:24.24 | Hachiman | i dunt lel |
23:24.25 | Technobliterator | But we've seen one of the redone levels |
23:24.32 | Technobliterator | And <3333 |
23:24.39 | Hachiman | If anything I want to see progress on the damned movie |
23:25.41 | Hachiman | I hope we get more than just swords to use as weaponry in For Honour |
23:25.49 | Hachiman | Stuff like battleaxes would be really cool |
23:27.09 | Technobliterator | Battlefront looks so good |
23:27.21 | Technobliterator | so fucking good |
23:28.21 | Cyrannian | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Cyrannus_Galaxy/Species#Core_Worlds - Re-doing the layout, what do y'all think? Still needs some tweaking of course |
23:29.06 | OluapPlayer | Looks good |
23:29.45 | Technobliterator | It is good, though I wouldn't use class="wikitable" |
23:30.07 | Hachiman | That looks pretty good to me |
23:30.35 | Cyrannian | Technobliterator: You are free to change it up if you wish |
23:31.50 | Technobliterator | ok I'm pumped for this |
23:32.03 | Technobliterator | R&C at the conference plz |
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23:37.15 | Charles_Murray | Test? |
23:37.52 | Monet | Hello |
23:39.20 | Charles_Murray | Hey! Trying out a new client |
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23:41.06 | DrodoEmpire | Whoops. :p |
23:44.58 | Wormy_STO | Cyrannian, Liquid_Ink: Apparently I'm going to get banned for making a Gorn joke during momentary peace |
23:45.20 | Cyrannian | What was the Gorn joke? |
23:45.37 | Wormy_STO | I said "What you Gorna do about it?" |
23:48.11 | Technobliterator | Charles_Murray, which client are you trying? |
23:49.19 | TekDroid | irccloud I assume? :P |
23:49.58 | Technobliterator | Ooh, that's a decent BNC |
23:50.12 | Technobliterator | That means you can access it from a web browser or a phone app |
23:50.44 | TekDroid | Oh? |
23:52.00 | Technobliterator | IRCCloud is a BNC - bouncer - like what I have, which allows you to stay connected to a channel and leave the nick there, so you can always keep updated with what happens when you leave and join whenevr without spamming join/quit |
23:52.09 | Technobliterator | And access from any client |
23:52.10 | TekDroid | I know |
23:52.29 | Technobliterator | Oh |
23:52.30 | Technobliterator | :p |
23:52.44 | TekDroid | I've been meaning to get one I just never get around to it. XD |
23:52.59 | Technobliterator | Well, irccloud in particular is mostly accessed from a web browser |
23:53.23 | Technobliterator | If you want to get one, I'd strongly recommend firrre, they provide a great service |
23:53.32 | Technobliterator | Some people like YourBNC |
23:54.10 | TekDroid | I just need it to be something I can access from my phone app. XD |
23:54.26 | Technobliterator | Mhm |
23:54.37 | Technobliterator | You can access any BNC from a phone app |
23:54.53 | Technobliterator | A BNC is accessed in the same way a server is accessed |
23:55.11 | Technobliterator | Instead of going straight to Freenode, you connect to your BNC's server |
23:55.21 | TekDroid | Right. |
23:55.27 | Technobliterator | Which will be connected to Freenode |
23:56.07 | Technobliterator | So you just need the server's address, port and password to access it, which any non-web client has |
23:56.31 | Technobliterator | Web clients don't need it because they sre built specifically for a server |