IRC log for #sporewiki on 20150427

00:04.18Aeohttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Operation_White_Fire#Embers Bonus Chapter!
00:14.13AeoAnd a UDB post to go with it. http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/SporeWiki:Fiction_Universe/Universal_Discussion_Board#An_Exciting_Offer_From_the_Imperium_of_Rael.27nos
00:29.03Charles_MurrayI made a thing: o.o http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/0/0f/French_Mirus_Colonies_map.png/revision/latest?cb=20150427002449
00:30.57AeoTekDroid Charles_Murray Someone from the KSA might want to reply to this http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/SporeWiki:Fiction_Universe/Universal_Discussion_Board#An_Exciting_Offer_From_the_Imperium_of_Rael.27nos
00:35.14AeoPAT ATTENTION TO ME DAMN IT!
00:35.21AeoI NEED VALIDATION!
00:35.35Aeoflails around the room, screaming.
00:37.27Charles_MurrayHm, you might get some buyers among some French corporations. How cheap is each model upfront?
00:38.50AeoWell, there are loads and loads of different possible models, but any of their "Level 1 Defaults" are 250 a unit. So, a basic factory worker, data enterer, pleasure slave or house servant will be that.
00:39.18AeoIf you want a scientist, engineer or doctor, the price will go up.
00:39.43AeoAnd if you ask for something custom like the Mardor did, the price will probably be pretty high depending on how hard the unit is to make.
00:40.18Charles_MurrayAnd these are sentients who require food, sleep, living quarters, etc?
00:40.35AeoAs for how much real world money 250 credits is... I have no idea whatsoever.
00:41.25Charles_MurrayAnd these are sentients who require food, sleep, living quarters, etc?
00:41.34AeoYes. At the very least, the level 1s are. Still, they're cheaper than proper workers as you don't have to pay them any spending money, and their work should still be better and more efficient.
00:43.19Charles_MurrayExcept wage laws and worker protection will apply to them in most countries, so I'm not sure they'd be more profitable in that regard than regular workers in any given location? If anything, they'd cost more since you'd have to pay upfront for them first, then pay for their wages.
00:43.54TekDroidI haven't read this but there's a 90% chance that it violates at least a dozen treaties in Farengeto
00:44.32TekDroidAll of which the Mardor would be forced to sign in there FTC membership
00:45.01AeoWell, go ahead and read it Tek. The Mardor have made a comment on the thread.
00:45.09TekDroidI saw
00:45.50MonetTekDroid: I think it's fair to say that The RoI will have much better luck in less legitimate markets.
00:46.16MonetIoR*
00:46.52AeoTekDroid: Well, the most likely to be acceptable versioin would be the Mardor Giving the IoR money and getting a bunch of masochists shipped in who the Mardor would then pay to be tortured.
00:47.49AeoAnd make mo mistake, these would be masochists. They would have absolutely no problem with being tortured. They would love it to death.
00:49.48TekDroidThat still violates multiple FTC treaties, with its destination entirely surrounded by some of Farengeto's most patrolled space
00:50.47MonetI don't imagine whether or not the merchandise is okay with its fate is not is factored into the treaties.
00:50.51AeoMonet: It's true enough that already slave-using Empires would be the target audience of that post, though the Aeoneonatrix will be using Shiyoni when they appear in the same area later. They already have the Necroxi, who are essentially the same thing.
00:50.54Monetis factored into*
00:51.46TekDroidNotably speaking this rejection isn't even based on the torture, but rather the genetic engineering.
00:52.12AeoRael'nosian - But those treaties were made by people who didn't know that a slave could be okay with their fate!
00:53.17AeoRael'nosian - I think it's obvious that our Shiyozoids warrant an exception.
00:54.17Charles_MurrayTo give you a good idea of France's position on this: France has laws which affirm that sentient androids are protected by worker protection laws, discrimination laws, and the minimum wage. On top of that, it's illegal to build a sentient android. Only sentient androids can build other androids.
00:55.45TekDroidFarengeto - Except despite the recent "Yay transhumanism this  genetic engineering is still illegal. And if you make it past those laws you still have a dozen trafficking and slavery laws, and you'll be transporting them through our most heavily monitored space.
00:55.52TekDroidgtg
00:55.59TekDroidI'll respond later
00:57.39Charles_MurrayThough the French military might actually -need- them in French Mirus, where those laws don't apply.
00:57.49Charles_MurrayI'll have to think about that.
01:00.03MonetDraconis - Sounds fun but sorry our laws forbid international trade of persons.
01:00.36MonetDraconis - Even if they are little more than organic machines.
01:01.09AeoMonet: What about your other Empires"
01:01.12Aeo*?
01:01.33MonetDraconis - The provinces?
01:02.15AeoNo, the Therenian Technocracy, the Dracozazane etc.
01:02.43AeoOoh, and the Draar-Martha Matriarchy.
01:03.46MonetTheians - Yeah we don't really need organic menial labour because we have machine drones and nanites do all that.
01:03.57Charles_MurrayAeo: Would it be possible to -lease- a whole bunch of these workers, rather than outright buy them?
01:05.22AeoCharles_Murray If it's a legal loophole you're after, you might ask the IoR to free them and then sell you a title to their labor so that you're not actually buying them. That would be kinder than having them sent back when you didn't need them anymore.
01:05.46AeoBecause then they'd just be sold to someone else, and who knows how nice that someone would be?
01:05.55AeoBut yes, you could do that if you wanted to.
01:06.08Charles_MurrayIt's not the legal loophole, it's the having them sent back part.
01:07.33AeoYes, you could do that.
01:08.21Charles_MurrayBecause if France buys them outright, there's no easy way to get out of it if they suddenly want to get rid of a hundred billion slaves for humanitarian reasons once the war is over. Questions turn to, "Where would they live, what would they do?" etc. Whereas, if the French lease a hundred billion slaves, they can easily not renew the contract when public opinion turns against the system and send them back.
01:09.09MonetAlso the Draconizane Dominion is currently noncanon.
01:10.44AeoCharles_Murray: Right. Yes, you could do that.
01:11.44Charles_MurrayOf course, I'm going to need more than a hundred billion slaves. We're talking about enough manpower to run half a galactic arm's-worth of factories.
01:15.34AeoCharles_Murray: Growing that many could take a while. You wouldn't get them all at once. However, given that the IoR plans to make these things the crux of their slave exports, they could get loads to you, at least enough to eat a meaningful chunk out of your needs.
01:18.51AeoNow, if you're willing to buy normal slaves they've altered to be obedient and happy like Shiyonoids, then you might get more, more quickly.
01:21.16Charles_MurrayI'll think about it; the other chunks might be handled by a combination of automation and bringing in labor in from elsewhere, such as immigration.
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03:06.11TekDroidHello
03:17.21TekDroidO.o I managed to screw over Austria so bad a third of its population became fascist.
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07:06.29Wormy_hi
07:06.29ImpyDroidWhy are you awake already Wormy
07:06.29ImpyDroidGo to sleep hur
07:06.30Wormy_I'm already skiving
07:06.30Wormy_Should have been up an hour ago
07:06.49Wormy_But I thought, "yeah I will half an hour, but saves me an hour in bed"
07:06.54Wormy_*will miss
07:07.40Wormy_Haven't got lessons or workshop anyway
07:08.08Liquid_InkCan any of you think of a title for a novel about a cult dedicated to breeding eldritch abominations?
07:20.58Technobliteratorhahaha Wormy_
07:21.07Technobliterator"If I do not get banned within the next 1433 minutes, I will oblige you to ban me."
07:21.15Technobliteratorwtf is this guy's problem
07:21.25TechnobliteratorI'm guessing it's Chantal
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07:23.21Wormy_Techno:  Sure it isn't Goruto?
07:24.00Wormy_Though it could be a sockpuppet
07:24.28TechnobliteratorI can't tell, honestly
07:24.37TechnobliteratorWe could ask Ose for checkuser
07:25.17Wormy_indeed
07:25.45Wormy_I don't want to ban him because I don't want to be told to do something by a troll
07:26.21TechnobliteratorMe too
07:26.29Wormy_Other admins can though, I guess
07:26.39Wormy_Anyway, I need to go now, bbl
07:26.43Technobliteratoror I'll just ban the ip
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08:09.39ImpyDroidHi
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11:05.19ImpyDroidHi
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11:09.26HachimanHai
11:11.32GhelaeHello.
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11:19.42HachimanHai
11:19.59OluapWorker~cuddle Hachiman
11:19.59infobotACTION grabs Hachiman and cuddles until Hachiman begs for mercy
11:20.11Hachiman<3
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11:29.53HachimanSo there is a television show on right now in which the premise is that a bunch of engineers and mechanics steal people's cars, modify and enhance them, and then return them in a better state than before
11:30.00HachimanHello Imp
11:33.42OluapWorkerThey steal the cars?
11:34.20HachimanSupposedly
11:34.26ImpyDroidHachiman: That's Orky as fuck
11:34.28ImpyDroidAnd hai
11:35.36HachimanImpyDroid: http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Creature%3AKhahurnim_Elf I completed this last night if you want to take a look, I also need suggestions for a top quote
11:38.23ImpyDroidHm, nice
11:38.42ImpyDroidI like the detailed information on their physiology
11:43.47ImpyDroidAs for the quote, I'll think of something once the baguette language lesson is over
11:44.05HachimanGotcha
11:44.12HachimanSo you like them I am guessing
11:46.59ImperieuxYeah, I guess
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12:03.46HachimanHai again
12:04.10ImperieuxHi
12:22.12AdmiralPandaHachiman: So basically Pimp My Ride just with less consent?
12:22.20HachimanYeah
12:22.37AdmiralPandathat sounds... kidna illegal tbh
12:24.50HachimanWell consider that it's probably all actors involved
12:25.16HachimanAnd also the fact that the engineering team are assigned to do this by at least a close family member to the poor sap they are stealing from
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12:56.31Hachimanhttps://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10417769_970198616331966_98141051533258103_n.jpg?oh=f1c22d92147c5f4265c1608c550ac8ce&oe=55E45A4E&__gda__=1440088482_8139fd14e89da7fdeab9b7cc6067129e
12:57.20OluapWorkerhur
12:59.30HachimanSo there is a parody anime of Fist of the North Star where a group of characters have the power to defeat almost absolutely anybody with their mystical martial arts skills but the actual objective of the series is them competing with one another to get a part-time job at a convenience store and earn income in modern Japan
12:59.53HachimanThey're absolutely incompetent with anything else besides fighting
13:00.18OluapWorkerSounds like SporeWiki
13:00.25HachimanThat is exactly what came to mind hur
13:02.01AdmiralPandaHel'Bre'K - Fighting is literally my job. I have an excuse, you lot are lazy.
13:04.28Hachiman>tfw Kalcedia is actually one of the most competent management figures represented in SporeWiki
13:09.56ImperieuxHachiman: "The children of the Adamantines, once grand, now humbled and laid low. Once masters of the desert, now its slaves. Look upon their works, ye mighty, and despair." - Abu Silverblade, Alhassan philosopher, to Grand Monarch Aethelwolf I the Mad
13:11.07OluapWorker"Look upon their works, ye mighty, and despair"
13:11.08OluapWorkerya git
13:11.20HachimanI thought we decided the Khahurnim were not Adamantine descendants?
13:11.36ImperieuxRite
13:11.57Hachimanur silli
13:12.46OluapWorkerneed to make the Vermin Queen's page, almost forgot that
13:12.50HachimanOluapWorker: Looking at the Vermin King, I can only imagine the arguments that he and the Queen get involved in hur
13:13.19OluapWorkerProbably nothing pleasant considering it tore the kingdom in half
13:13.23Imperieux"The elf-kin of the Desert: once grand and undefeatable, now humbled-
13:13.36Hachimanrite
13:16.05HachimanQueen - we never do anything anymore     King - we havent had sex in 12 months
13:17.30Technobliteratoroh man, Oluap
13:17.58OluapWorkerwat ya want
13:18.15TechnobliteratorI just randomly had so many ideas for the next Loron story
13:18.30OluapWorkeri bet dey suk
13:18.39Technobliteratorya mom suks
13:19.23OluapWorkerSo tell this
13:20.29TechnobliteratorI was going to spoiler-color the next comment but then anyone can read that too so 1 sec I'll PM it
13:20.32HachimanI wanna be involved ;-;
13:21.59OluapWorkerYou could if we can figure out a way how
13:22.39ImperieuxSame but not enough time
13:25.50ImperieuxBTW speaking of Alhassans
13:26.42ImperieuxThere is one problem I see with them: whenever I try to brainstorm their culture, I end up with fantasy humanised Radeons
13:26.45HachimanWell honestly I kinda wanted to make a Loron character but I've been rather nervous to ask
13:27.11OluapWorkerdon't see why you would be
13:27.25OluapWorkerI'd be okay with it
13:28.04TechnobliteratorOf course you can
13:28.07HachimanBecause you and Jo do the Loron characters so well and I'd have no experience with them hur
13:28.21OluapWorkerCan't get experience without trying
13:28.22HachimanImpyDroid: I do not see how that is a problem hur
13:28.26Technobliterator^
13:28.37OluapWorkerI didn't have experience with Loron when I started and now I more or less own them since Jo is dead hur
13:29.02TechnobliteratorIt was your fault! >:(
13:29.28OluapWorkernu
13:29.50ImperieuxWell "advanced Oriental holy guys in white robes"
13:30.13HachimanGive them some Hindu/Buddhist/Sikhism stuff alongside the Islamic
13:30.25ImperieuxCould work
13:30.39Imperieux...although that would make them *more* like Radeons hur
13:31.05HachimanWell alright give them more Catholic/Protestant/Amish whatever stuff hur
13:31.18OluapWorkerHow are them being like Radeons a problem in the first place
13:31.59Imperieux...Yeah true, they still have their own feel anyway
13:32.56ImperieuxI thought of taking cues from the Mughals in addition to the Abbasids
13:33.00OluapWorkerThe true Radeon equivalents are not even active nor we know how they act like so repetition is not really a problem here
13:33.10ImperieuxTrue
13:33.36ImperieuxGeltastra - MY UNDYING QUEST FOR PUSSY HAS BROUGHT TO ME THIS REALM
13:33.45Imperieux*ME TO
13:33.52OluapWorkerJavina - noice
13:35.12ImperieuxI actually remember there was that Mughal emperor who actually invented a new religion that combined those of his subjects
13:35.13ImperieuxSo Hinduslam
13:35.43HachimanPRAISE HINDUSLAM
13:35.48HachimanAND WELCOME TO THE JAM
13:35.56ImperieuxDANCE IN THE MOSQUE
13:37.10ImperieuxHm not sure if Alhassal should have guns
13:37.19ImperieuxCannons sure
13:37.25OluapWorkerThe less guns the better
13:37.52ImperieuxThey do have gunpowder I'm just thinking if they have handheld guns
13:38.06OluapWorkerI'm aware and my point stands
13:38.10HachimanCould have grenades rather than guns
13:38.21ImperieuxNot counting ARMOURED ELEPHANTS WITH CANNONS ATTACHED TO THEIR BACKS
13:38.59OluapWorkerSand Drake - fuk ur elephant *nom*
13:39.42Technobliteratorbah I need some warm food
13:40.02Technobliteratorpreferably not Greggs because of calories
13:40.12Hachiman>because of calories
13:40.15ImperieuxI know they are not Korean but... hwachas maybe?
13:40.20HachimanYou're not one of those girls right
13:40.32TechnobliteratorI'm not anorexic, no
13:40.46HachimanThen what's the problem hur
13:40.46TechnobliteratorBut it still bugs me
13:40.54HachimanJust go order a pizza
13:41.05Technobliteratoreh fuck it Greggs pizza it is
13:41.12OluapWorkerStop making me hungry pls
13:41.34Technobliterator>:D
13:41.45ImperieuxHachiman: Thought you were against the fat acceptance movement
13:41.58TechnobliteratorI can talk about food like this if it'd make you feel better
13:42.50HachimanImperieux: I'm against people being retarded about watching their weight
13:43.15HachimanGoes for both fat acceptance and anorexic utopianism or whatever its called
13:44.15HachimanOluapWorker: Also another reason why I hesitated to ask about making a Loron character is because I dunno where one would fit in considering practically all the character quirks have been taken hur
13:44.29HachimanAnd I wouldn't want to make a redundant character
13:44.44OluapWorkerActually me and Jo just found one thing your Loron could do
13:44.58HachimanOh?
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13:45.54OluapWorkerPropa Big Don of http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Da_Loron_Mafia
13:45.58TekDroidHello drom
13:46.21dromHello
13:46.40HachimanOoh boy
13:47.10dromTekDroid: This is how I imagine the DI specating the slavery dicussion in the UDB. http://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/popcorn_indiana_jones.gif
13:48.39ImperieuxOkay come to think about it, me talking about fat acceptance at all is probably very hypocritical
13:48.50dromiirc they premit, but don't encourage, slavery to an extent as a lower social class and not a removal of sapient rights.
13:49.18OluapWorkerur a fatty lel
13:49.53TekDroidIf they try something in Mardor space they're going to be screwed
13:49.58dromDoesn't it apply to DCP as well?
13:50.27ImperieuxI'm not *that* fat, but some of my friends are
13:50.36Hachimaninb4 Alyona
13:51.39OluapWorkerI'm joking you dumbo
13:52.13HachimanSo Propa Big Don of Da Loron Mafia eh
13:52.16HachimanThis means I can exercise my criminal gangster stereotypes to full extent hur
13:52.39OluapWorkerYep
13:52.56Imperieux...her too
13:52.57OluapWorkerBut remember Loron are not 100% Orks hur
13:53.02HachimanI know I know hur
13:53.13ImperieuxThey are not green
13:53.18ImperieuxTherefore they are not best
13:53.22HachimanI was thinking Italian Mafia / Yakuza parody
13:53.22OluapWorkerThey have green spots
13:53.57ImperieuxBest spots & fast spots on lucky body
13:54.39HachimanI'm actually excited hur
13:54.53OluapWorkergo start acquisition wars pls
13:55.00Hachimannon
13:55.05HachimanI need to plan it all out first
13:55.07OluapWorkeryon
13:55.16OluapWorkerDo that then stop slacking and making me wait
13:55.18HachimanReally I am expecting it to start in Summer
13:55.27HachimanBecause shitty college
13:55.40OluapWorkerSummer is over u lost ur time alred
13:55.41OluapWorkery
14:00.03HachimanSo who's gonna own the rest of Da Loron Mafia if I'm making the Propa Big Don?
14:00.41TechnobliteratorHachiman, if you can come up with ideas for the introduction of a new Leeda1,1 that'd be great, I'm struggling : |
14:00.41OluapWorkerLoron Mafia are part of Da Rogue Boyz
14:00.46Technobliteratorwtf
14:00.48OluapWorkerTherefore me hur
14:00.49Hachimanrite
14:00.54Technobliteratorhow do you close the tags here
14:00.59Technobliteratoranyway bbl lesson
14:01.18OluapWorkerThe three of us can share control of it
14:01.34HachimanNeato, I like it hur
14:02.55OluapWorkerLoron Mafia is sometime which has not been explored yet so there's a lot of room for new stuff
14:03.06OluapWorkerBut let's wait until Jo is back before we jump into any conclusions
14:04.23ImperieuxI am not exactly sure how they would be different from other Lorons since they are all rather criminal people
14:05.21OluapWorkerThat's like saying petty thieves and mafiosos act the same
14:05.36OluapWorkerCrime comes in various flavours hur
14:05.39HachimanMafiosos, barbarians, petty thieves, yakuza, none of those are the same hur
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14:06.32dromTek0516: http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/cnr.png
14:06.50ImperieuxSo sophisticated Lorons
14:06.56Imperieux...holy shit that would be brilliant y
14:07.24OluapWorkerLoron equivalent of sophisticated
14:07.45HachimanPropa Big Don - WES GONNA MAKE YOO AN OFFA YOO CANT REFOOS
14:07.53Tek0516Drom: lol, I remember that. XD
14:08.02OluapWorkerNormal boyz are barbarians, Thugs fer Dosh are bounty hunters, and the mafia are mafia
14:08.30dromTek0516: http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/outreach.png
14:11.24OluapWorkerhttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Captain:Vermin_Queen evil mice
14:13.12HachimanNice job, I like her
14:13.21HachimanI also really like the dynamic between her and King
14:14.55ImperieuxGod save us from da queen
14:24.35OluapWorkeri think I'll make the Mudpriest's page next
14:24.54OluapWorkerI think he's important enough to have his own page by now
14:25.02HachimanAye makes sense
14:25.35HachimanSo as a brief outline of Da Propa Big Don, I've come up with a worktitle - Taz'raka - and he's replaced his arms with robotic ones, one of which possesses a mechanical pincer-claw thing called "Pinchy"
14:25.56HachimanWhich may or may not have something of a mind of its own
14:26.13OluapWorkerolol
14:26.28OluapWorkerIt sounds good but Kal'kuir has the exact same thing
14:26.35OluapWorkerPincer-claw arm that is
14:26.35HachimanOh
14:26.36HachimanFuck
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14:30.52dromImperieux: http://i.imgur.com/uAPIiZM.png
14:33.41dromDouble-edged axes' purpose explained: http://i.imgur.com/5pmav5Q.png
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14:47.41Hachimanolol
14:52.23HachimanRight so instead of a claw-pincer arm
14:52.37HachimanI've instead given him an additional limb which has a machine gun on the end of it
14:53.03HachimanWhich, like I said before, may or may not have a mind of its own hu
14:53.06Hachimanhur even
14:53.42OluapWorkerThat also works
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15:19.09TechnobliteratorHachiman, so basically Loron Barret?
15:19.13TechnobliteratorSounds good to me
15:19.28Hachimanhur
15:20.18Hachimanhttp://i.imgur.com/a4oySD6.png?1 How does this look?
15:21.55TechnobliteratorI especially approve of the folded arms
15:23.11OluapWorkerpretty good model that
15:24.18OluapWorkerAlso huge hat
15:24.24HachimanAye hur
15:25.49HachimanPropa Big Don Traz'raka I decided I name will be
15:28.04OluapWorkerTraz will be part of a new category of leader known as Poshiez which embodies him, Gol'thabex and the Propa Big Rogue Geek
15:28.23HachimanOh sweet hur
15:28.23OluapWorkerThey're all leaders of sub-factions rather than species leaders like Fre'kloar's gang
15:28.56Technobliterator"Poshiez" because they're also rich and powerful
15:29.07TechnobliteratorThey're more or less the equivalent of Nobz
15:29.29HachimanFair enough, I like it
15:29.43TechnobliteratorWell
15:29.56TechnobliteratorEquivalent of nobz except miles more powerful
15:30.08OluapWorkerThe Warbosses are closer to nobz
15:30.12OluapWorkerThe Poshiez are like Meganobz
15:30.28Technobliteratoryeah
15:31.54OluapWorkerI ought to make the Geek in Spore at some point
15:32.02OluapWorkeri know she's meant to look like GLaDOS
15:32.11Technobliterator...I was just about to PM you about that
15:32.13Technobliterator0.0
15:32.19OluapWorkerhivemind dere
15:32.30Technobliteratorwe could also make a fiction character page for it/her
15:32.45HachimanSince Traz'raka leads the Mafia I imagine him being a bit more inclined to look after his guys as a reference back to the whole Italian mafia families
15:32.46TechnobliteratorWhich would require me to link to it in several places but eh
15:33.16Technobliteratorexam revision has held this energy back for too long so now I edit lotsa stuff
15:33.23Technobliteratorit makes sense
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15:34.15TechnobliteratorWell, that and the Trials ended up making me active
15:34.31AndroImpyIt is fortunate that linguists and Orientalists share a building in our uni
15:34.50AndroImpyI am now plundering their library for inspiration for Alhassal
15:35.43HachimanSo for how long would he have been considered a sub-leader?
15:36.21OluapWorkerHe'll be introduced in the next Loron story
15:36.28Hachimanrite
15:50.14AeondroidThe IoR is getting slammed on the UDB
15:50.33AeondroidI actually feel sorry for them.
15:51.28AeondroidThey do better than any other supplier of slaves in both quality and ethics and they get slapped for it.
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15:59.10dinohekkiwz'
15:59.16dinowhops, hellowz :D
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16:01.12OluapWorkerHello
16:02.19dino82_hello!
16:02.21dino82_how is all ding>
16:13.08Aeondroid<PROTECTED>
16:13.33dino82_Great to hear!
16:14.45AeondroidThough my fiction is currently getting slammed on the UDB
16:16.36Hachimanhttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Captain:Traz%27raka So I made a start
16:16.51AeondroidThen again, the thread I started is identical to one Irsk started a while ago.
16:18.33AeondroidL
16:18.34OluapWorkerHachiman: yey
16:19.11AeondroidLiterally the third "sell slaves on the UDB" thread.
16:19.47HachimanSlave threads on UDB are pretty much equal to bait threads on 4chan though so
16:20.01AeondroidThough I would have thought that at least the IoW would have bought some.
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16:27.12OluapWorkerspoon
16:27.24dino82_@Aein: Why?
16:29.12Xhou
16:31.43AeondroidDino82_ Well, the IoR has just acquired the technology to create genetically engineered laborers to sell as slaves. The units are very efficient workers and have been engineered to enjoy their station. Not a single buyer.
16:31.57dino82_ah ok
16:33.06AeondroidI'm not upset, though a bit disappointed that I'll not get to get any of these guys in other people's fictions.
16:33.37AeondroidThough there is a possibility that France of all empires might lease some.
16:36.53AeondroidHonestly, if these really were the only products if their kind, they should be selling pretty well. Empires I'd expect to be interested would include the Zarabania Powers, the GEC, I thought the Zazane might even bite.
16:37.38HachimanZazane do not support slavery
16:37.53HachimanOr at least any self-respecting Zazane
16:39.35AeondroidIoR - It doesn't have to be slavery. You can buy and sell rights to their labor, or simply let them loose in your civilization and watch them snatch up jobs people want them for.
16:40.48HachimanIf anything, Zazane are less likely to buy Shiyonai for their freedom and more likely to just outright fight the IoR to stop them from doing it
16:41.14AeondroidIoR - Just have a few as citizens and like magic they'll be hired, and they'll do their jobs well. Am I to believe that no Zazane wants a willing concubine?
16:41.56AeondroidWell, the IoR did get them by attacking an AGC empire.
16:42.25HachimanExactly
16:42.36AeondroidIf you want to join Monet in the counterattack against them, feel free. We could work something out.
16:42.49HachimanEh I'm rather busy myself so not this time
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16:46.47drom_What counterattack?
16:49.22OluapWorkerhttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Captain:The_Mudpriest done
16:49.31drom_Comrade_Vinny: Made a smoothie out of yoghurt, milk, banana and cocoa. It was great.
16:51.13XhoOluapWorker: Kalarah - i wonder if he knows a thing or two about fishing
16:51.31OluapWorkerMudpriest - i caught one this big
16:51.47XhoEsulus - cunt
16:53.01HachimanOh cool
16:55.31AeondroidDrom_ Part 2 of operation white fire. The DI is going to fight back against the IoR.
16:56.55HachimanQuoted
16:58.07OluapWorkeryey
16:59.06drom_Aeondroid: Oh? Which sector is IoR being at?
16:59.44AeondroidIt's somewhere in Andromeda. More than that hasn't been decided.
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17:00.13TechnobliteratorOluapWorker, did you ever upload Raj'liko's image?
17:00.18OluapWorkerNo
17:01.05OluapWorkerI didn't make him at all nor I have any reason to hur
17:01.13TechnobliteratorWell
17:01.20TechnobliteratorI wanted to fill in his section on the Dark Loron page
17:01.23Technobliteratorbut I can leave it imageless
17:04.11TechnobliteratorHachiman, can we say that the cyborg implants came from Kal'kuir?
17:04.35HachimanWould Kal'kiur have met Traz'raka before his intro?
17:05.26Technobliteratorhe could've just sold the implants on the blakk market
17:05.33HachimanTrue
17:09.07Comrade_Vinnydrom_: Back, I was at the locaol Country CLub
17:09.16Comrade_VinnySmoothies are so good ^^
17:10.10Comrade_VinnyMy personal favourite is yogourt, banana, strawberry, black berry and raspberry
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17:10.15TechnobliteratorOluapWorker, http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Creature:Loron#Individuals should we make the Dark Loron section more like this?
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17:10.20GhelaeHello.
17:10.32Technobliteratoralso Hachi you can add Traz in there
17:10.34Technobliteratorhi Ghel
17:11.57OluapWorkerNope
17:12.11Technobliteratorwhy not?
17:12.22OluapWorkerI don't want it to look like that hur
17:12.34Technobliteratorwell
17:12.47Technobliteratornow this'll annoy me because I'll have to make the Loron section like the Dark Loron one
17:12.49Technobliterator;___;
17:13.02XhoYou don't have to
17:13.05Xhou dum ocd
17:13.07OluapWorkerYour own fault for making their Individuals section different from the rest of the wiki
17:13.23OluapWorkerI always follow the same layout
17:14.11HachimanOh wow your individuals thing looks dumb
17:14.20HachimanTraz'raka doesn't even have a thumbnail to go with hur
17:14.42XhoOluapWorker: Quoted the Dirtpope
17:14.52XhoOr Sludgepope
17:14.55XhoI like that more
17:15.53OluapWorkerMudpriest - shut pirate
17:15.55OluapWorkershit even
17:16.11XhoThought you'd see the joke hur
17:17.20OluapWorkerNot really
17:17.36TechnobliteratorThe reason they look different is to keep them more brief
17:17.49Technobliteratorand yes I do have to
17:17.57Xho“I always thought the water carried some real foul beasts. Which is why I enjoy being on the ground more.” - Pelagrios
17:18.11XhoAs in
17:18.14OluapWorkerwhere is the joke in dis
17:18.14XhoPelagrios is a pirate
17:18.23XhoAnd he likes being on the ground more than over the water
17:18.39XhoNot really a joke, more like a Pelagrios-ism
17:19.42TechnobliteratorOluapWorker, what will the Geek's name be? Fiction:Da Propa Big Rogue Geek? ?_?
17:23.02XhoI think Pelagrios would have made a much better assassin than pirate if he made a better life choice
17:24.02Comrade_Vinny^That is a actually a strange conception of "better life choices" ^^
17:24.56XhoWell being a criminal after being oprhaned at youth you don't have many choices
17:25.16XhoPelagrios has a really messed up history come to think of it
17:25.39Comrade_VinnyI just find it weird that you saying that being an assassin would have been better ^.^
17:25.48XhoWell to better suit his skill set
17:25.54ImperiosHachiman Xho: http://cs14108.vk.me/c540101/v540101858/4460c/tZOt-Gv6QcY.jpg
17:26.03ImperiosOluapWorker: Quoted your fish
17:26.10Xhohur
17:26.23Comrade_VinnyImperios: That is the a german joke for the Poles ^^
17:26.37ImperiosWait, you're Polish?
17:26.44Comrade_VinnyNo...
17:26.56Technobliteratoraw
17:27.05Technobliteratorstill got more loron updates to do and have to go now >.<
17:28.07Comrade_Vinnyhttp://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Just+visiting_833085_4668185.png
17:31.42Comrade_VinnyImperios drom_: http://i.imgur.com/659dwwo.png
17:32.22ImperiosYa that's what happened
17:32.58Imperioshttp://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/3/39/Alhassan_Symbol.png/revision/latest?cb=20150427173235 Wow, that turned out surprisingly good once I applied the texture
17:33.15drom_christ I got the goddamn washing water and milk all over my trousers
17:33.39dino82_nice imperios
17:33.41dino82_how sodrom?
17:34.47drom_made smoothies for myself
17:35.37drom_But I wasn't so careful with the measurement cups and the mixer.
17:36.05drom_I didn't notice until now.
17:36.56dino82_auch haha
17:37.33HachimanNice symbol that
17:38.15drom_Anyway. The first one was chocolate smoothie, I just made strawberry ice-smoothie.
17:38.52Xho"Had a lovely afternoon with my beautiful mum"           >ugly mother
17:38.54ImperiosI took parts of the Coptic cross, the swastika, the arevakhach and a lot of other symbols and... that was the result
17:39.00Hachimanolol
17:39.47Hachimanhttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Captain:Traz%27raka Has the entire page disappeared for anyone else or
17:39.53HachimanOn my end like there's nothing there
17:40.04drom_Just reload it
17:40.16HachimanI did
17:40.27HachimanAh right it's back now
17:40.29HachimanThat was weird
17:40.35Imperios:Traz'raka contrasts with other Loron leaders somewhat in that he is more prone to outbursts of loudness and violence between periods of contemplation and activities, such as thinking about pepperoni pizza and eating pepperoni pizza.
17:40.39ImperiosFucking brilliant
17:40.41drom_Happened to me as well.
17:42.11drom_dino82_: tbh, strawberry ice-smoothie is fucking brilliant
17:42.27dino82_@Drom:  i can believe that, yummie!
17:42.59drom_>pepperoni
17:43.00drom_ew
17:43.09drom_remove pepperoni
17:43.33HachimanImplying pepperoni is bad you crappy person
17:43.50XhoUNCULTURED SWINE
17:44.00drom_jalapeño pizza stronk
17:44.39ImperiosChicken pizza is best pizza, heil chicken
17:44.54drom_From my experience, I distaste sausage on pizzas.
17:45.04XhoAnchovies
17:45.05Xhoyus
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17:46.30OluapWorkerGoddamnit
17:47.29ImperiosHi
17:47.37HachimanHai
17:47.42Imperioshttp://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/3/39/Alhassan_Symbol.png/revision/latest?cb=20150427173235 Look what I made
17:47.52drom_Imperios: kebab pizza also best pizza
17:48.24drom_And oh. You used Photoshop for that?
17:48.29ImperiosNein
17:48.33ImperiosGimp and Paint.NET
17:48.38XhoTweed is really in this year
17:48.40XhoI hate Tweed
17:48.43ImperiosCannot buy Photoshop because evil American sanctions
17:48.49XhoTacky yuppie cuntwear
17:48.56drom_I c
17:48.59OluapWorkerThe hell you're talking about
17:49.02XhoFashion lel
17:49.21ImperiosHopefully Emperor Putin will conquer Adobe and make it give Russians its products for free
17:49.22ImperiosHeil
17:49.51XhoLooking for a blazer to wear out
17:50.02XhoThough 9/10 is stuff for pricks
17:50.09XhoVelvet and glossy finishes mostly
17:50.19drom_Xho: After a quick google, Tweed is also a bar in the Stockholm district "Gamla Staden" (the Old City).
17:51.02XhoBut yeah most of the stuff I see is too smart
17:51.03drom_btw, is it this fashion c? http://a.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=/photo/2012/0220/grant_e_downtonabbey_640.jpg&w=640&h=360
17:51.13XhoIn the same vein
17:51.17XhoIt's making a comeback somehow
17:52.58drom_I've got a tweed basker cap.
17:54.05drom_Oh, a tweed-textile hoodie too.
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17:56.34HachimanNow I just need to figure out Traz'raka's backstory and how he got into a leadership role
17:57.02XhoHe won in an eating contest
17:57.10XhoNow something bothers me
17:57.19XhoIf the Loron have a preference for pizza over all food
17:57.27XhoHow come the Italians aren't deities to them
17:57.34drom_olol
17:57.37OluapWorkerWho says they aren't
18:04.07GhelaeAccording to http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Creature:Loron/Da_Godz, the first Loron to discover pizza claimed it as his own, so they probably think the Italians stole pizza from them.
18:07.49drom_Skyrim mod quality check anyone? http://imgur.com/gallery/bqcla
18:08.21drom_Imperios: http://i.imgur.com/jPF0zgN.png
18:09.51Imperioshur
18:10.15ImperiosOluapWorker: What do you think of the Alhassal symbol?
18:10.28OluapWorkerIt's well made
18:10.56drom_Imperios: http://i.imgur.com/DTLZ1pG.png
18:11.02drom_notice the balkan family grave hur
18:16.43drom_Imperios: http://i.imgur.com/0v5Lfv6.png
18:17.37Hachimanbrb dinner
18:26.23drom_http://i54.tinypic.com/2e67hpc.png
18:30.20XhoThat ad on the side
18:30.25XhoLIKE I'VE NEVER SEEN THAT BEFORE
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18:31.20Cyrannianhello!
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18:32.21DrodoEmpireHey everyone
18:32.30DrodoEmpireSorry I haven't been on much recently. :p
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18:37.24ImperiosWhat do you mean?
18:37.57ImperiosSure thing
18:38.39drom_It looks like it's printed on a real life canvas.
18:38.53drom_And it looks like a real banner
18:39.13ImpyDroidOh
18:39.21ImpyDroidTexturing and mapping
18:39.35drom_I c
18:41.25HachimanI can't think of anything for Traz'raka's backstory
18:41.32HachimanI will think of something later
18:41.52XhoWon an eating contest against his archnemesis
18:41.55XhoPepto-Bismol
18:42.06OluapWorker~smack Xho
18:42.06infobotACTION smacks Xho upside the head.
18:42.09OluapWorkerGo write sanguine
18:42.24XhoFIIIIIIEN
18:42.36XhoIf the wiki loads of course
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18:52.04drom_German is a funny language.
18:54.10dino82_jawhol das is
18:54.15dino82_Wie gehts?
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18:55.03XhoNEIN
18:55.05XhoHi
18:55.08Monethi
18:55.27dino82_@Xho: :P
18:55.30dino82_Scheisse
18:55.37dino82_hello monet
18:55.39OluapWorkerMEEEEEEEEEEEDIIIIIIIIIIIIC
18:56.15dino82_medic?
18:56.36OluapWorkerTeam Fortress 2's Medic is a german
18:57.21XhoJa
18:57.42OluapWorkerSpeaking of which i've not played TF2 in ages
18:57.44dino82_@Oluap: Ah so, das weiBen ich nicht
18:57.53dino82_est tut mir leit
18:57.57dino82_:P
18:59.03XhoOluapWorker: git playin'
18:59.20XhoThough whenever I invite you it's usually met with a no hur
18:59.37OluapWorkerYou usually invite me when i'm doing fiction or playing something else
18:59.51Xhois dat so
19:00.47OluapWorkerI've spent the last month playing Monster Hunter and more or less forgot other games existed
19:01.20drom_Jesus christ, it is 2808 already
19:01.25dino82_oh nice game
19:02.10XhoI just realised that Valentinianus is so tall he could actually use some houses for humans as stepping stones
19:02.31dino82_haha
19:02.34MonetXho: How tall is he again?
19:02.39Xho17'3"
19:02.50XhoOr 5.25 m
19:02.53OluapWorkerXacutus - and den i use u as a steppin stone
19:02.58drom_mein gött
19:02.59MonetFuck
19:03.01drom_what did I do now
19:03.03XhoValentinianus - im pointy fuk u
19:03.09XhoBut yeah
19:03.17XhoShiarchon are twice the size of most men
19:03.24XhoValentinianus is twice the size of most Shiarchon
19:03.40Monet:dar kmagic:
19:03.58XhoWell he was a giant in his time as an Orichalcum Elf
19:04.09XhoThere's rumors saying that he drunk the blood of a giant as an infant
19:04.15XhoOr that he was a half-giant
19:04.24MonetWell it's a fantasy world so either is possible.
19:05.12GhelaeMaybe he was a half-giant who then drank the blood of his giant parent for good measure.
19:05.38OluapWorkerValentinianus - gotta get big
19:05.40XhoKalarah - dam u tall
19:06.00XhoKalarah and Septimus are fairly tall for their races but they're an imperial bloodline
19:06.06OluapWorkerNow I get the mental image of Valentinianus princess-carrying Kalarah
19:06.09OluapWorkerqt shiarchon
19:06.20XhoSo it's probably been honed over so many thousands of years that they are taller and more attractive than most of their kind
19:06.39XhoValentinianus overshot it though
19:08.31MonetSo tall it's no longer inspiring or attractive.
19:08.36MonetIt's jsut downright scary
19:08.51XhoThat's sort of why Kalarah employed him in the first place
19:09.00XhoPut him in a suit of darkstone armour and he's the scariest thing in the empire
19:09.04XhoValentinianus is actually taller than most noted giants on Koldenwelt
19:09.22XhoThe Karkavarnir are the only giant race taller
19:09.35OluapWorkerXacutus - noh
19:09.51XhoLiving
19:10.04OluapWorkerXacutus - r u implyin im ded
19:10.08MonetValentinius - So what's my job again?     Kalaragh - To look big and mean and scary.      Valentinius - That it?      Kalaragh - You also get ot kill peopel i hate     Valentinius - Kewl!
19:10.20Xhodem name spellins
19:10.23Xhou maek xho sad
19:10.46MonetI've been working all day and Valentinianus' name is really long
19:10.53XhoKalarah tho
19:10.55GhelaeKalaraaggghhh
19:11.04OluapWorkerAs said by Pelagrios
19:11.08XhoKebra'Osos - dat kalaragh dood
19:11.31XhoValentinianus is vastly unpopular among the Praetors though
19:11.35OluapWorkerWe should get those Wrath of Dispenser teams decided
19:11.38XhoYeah
19:11.47XhoLemme just finish this Sanguine Promenade section
19:11.55OluapWorkeryes u do dat
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19:13.16JepardiHi
19:13.49AeoneonatrixHi
19:14.15drom_Hi
19:15.07XhoI'd hate to think how much Valentinianus weighs in that armour
19:15.16XhoI'm guessing around 4,500 lbs
19:15.20OluapWorker0.1 moth
19:15.27Xho2much
19:15.34XhoRoughly two tons
19:15.46Xho2.25 tons
19:15.50OluapWorkerValentinianus - im not fat im literally big boned
19:16.06XhoMost of that's to do with the fact he's a giant Shiarchon
19:16.20MonetSquare cube law and all
19:16.29XhoShiarchon are usually said to have the strength of at least ten men
19:16.37XhoValentinianus probably has the strength of at least ten Shiarchon
19:16.50OluapWorkerKebra'Osos - dats 20 men den
19:16.57Xho100 actually hur
19:17.01MonetSame reason why aldult Draocnis shorter than Kicath but can weigh up to half a ton.
19:17.10OluapWorkerKebra'Osos - ...i wus close
19:17.33XhoHis sword is pretty damn heavy as well since it's a 14-foot-long darkstone greatsword
19:18.16XhoI'd imagine around 400 - 700 kg
19:18.19MonetThe downside is once Draconis reach the 300-year mark their wings become only really good for gliding, and by 800+ are close to useless in 1g environments.
19:20.36XhoMakes me wonder whether they intended Valentinianus to become something like a Void Guardian
19:21.10XhoVoid Guardians are closer to 200 tons in weight though
19:21.29OluapWorkerVoid Guardian - THIS IS YOUR BODY WITHOUT FIBER
19:23.33TechnobliteratorOluapWorker, did you get my message?
19:23.43OluapWorkerI didn't
19:27.34TechnobliteratorI basically asked
19:27.43TechnobliteratorWill the Geek's page be Fiction:Da Propa Big Rogue Geek?
19:30.11Xhohttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Sanguine_Promenade#Hindrances_at_Sunrise dere
19:30.29OluapWorkerWe're giving her a page?
19:31.12Technobliteratorwell, I mean
19:31.21TechnobliteratorI was thinking we should if we give the other two Poshiez a page
19:31.33Technobliteratorbut we could not give her one and just make it part of Da Propa Big Rogue Krooza's page
19:31.38OluapWorkerRight
19:31.49OluapWorkerYes that can be the name
19:32.49TechnobliteratorI can make it unless you want to
19:34.32TechnobliteratorI just needed to know what I was linking to, because I'll have to go on a massive linking spree
19:34.37Technobliteratorand also an Ice Cube Trials update
19:36.11OluapWorkerValentinianus - arent u a lil shit           Arcturus - hon hon hon
19:37.31ImpyDroidOkay Veronica returned from a trip to Moscow yesterday and so far has only phoned me a few times and only about our next meeting, which would be tomorrow
19:37.46ImpyDroidI think she wants to break up... in that case, what should I say to her?
19:38.06Xhohttps://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/984112_405527189585819_6044065599176778056_n.jpg?oh=fb463b14b7dc9a198316706537d18742&oe=55A03A9C&__gda__=1441140244_22539d667702ac0cd41202b9817cc4aa Turns out cars with my name on it park like a twat
19:38.33ImpyDroidThey are demon cars
19:38.43drom_Tek0516: Is there a way to put in a new date into the Fictionverse clock without having to Arrow-key all the way?
19:38.50ImpyDroidShould I throw all my shit on her or be courteous or something
19:38.51OluapWorkerOr maybe she has just been busy
19:39.06ImpyDroid...Frankly, this is a possibilty
19:39.24OluapWorkerYou're being overly paranoid
19:40.08XhoCalm down and listen to Meshuggah
19:40.12XhoIf you can do such things
19:40.45ImpyDroidAlready listening to violins
19:41.02HachimanPerhaps she has been busy and is eager to see you again
19:41.10dino82_revised Cognatus character: http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/File:Han%27AteesheLarge.png
19:41.11Technobliterator>calm down
19:41.14Technobliterator>listen to Meshuggah
19:41.16Technobliteratorpick one
19:41.18dino82_Jo!
19:41.22Technobliteratorhi dino :o
19:41.38HachimanHan' looks pretty cool
19:41.55Cyrannian<PROTECTED>
19:43.03MonetTechnobliterator: MEtal soothes the soul.
19:43.05dino82_@Hachi: Thanks!
19:43.06MonetNo joke
19:44.30ImpyDroidViolin and cello are probably my favourite instruments
19:44.39ImpyDroidAlong with the erhu and the harpsichord
19:45.11XhoStrange choices but ok
19:46.21ImpyDroidWhat do you mean you don't like the sound of a harpsichord
19:47.34XhoIf I wanted an instrument with a keyboard I'd go for a fuckin' huge pipe organ
19:50.12ImpyDroidI dunno organs are good too
19:50.25ImpyDroidI enjoy classy-sounding music
19:50.57ImpyDroidAlso Oriental stuff, klezmer and Nazi/pseudo-Nazi military marches
19:51.02dino82_oh have toe lave agin
19:51.03dino82_bye bye all
19:51.05dino82_till next itme
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19:53.01ImpyDroidhttps://youtu.be/-dqREbFER7Q like this
19:53.58XhoJust sounds like the intro to Terminator to me
19:58.09Tek0516Drom: My clock doesn't have a manual jump feature currently
19:59.03MonetI've fout it possible to dial the clock back by altering the computer's clock
19:59.51OluapWorkerXho: http://i.4cdn.org/v/1430161450269.png I have bad news for you
20:01.21XhoThat actually looks kinda cool though
20:01.39OluapWorkerIt does but still
20:01.41OluapWorkerFourth game
20:01.49XhoTHE HORSE IS DEAD STOP BEATING IT
20:01.57OluapWorkerhorse was unded all along
20:02.57XhoBeat it so hard that it restarted its heart
20:05.29MonetBet it'll still mae a good pile fo cash
20:06.56AeoneonatrixI actually like 5NaF
20:07.19AeoneonatrixGranted, I am too scared to play it much.
20:07.24MonetI've been studying Ayn Rand this past month and this news feels like a case of "she was right"
20:07.54Aeoneonatrixburns Monet at the stake.
20:08.17ImpyDroidI think Ayn Rand is an idealistic idiot but that's just my opinion
20:08.44AeoneonatrixStill, unless he fuck up the perfect ending of 5NaF 3, I'm all for it.
20:09.40MonetAeoneonatrix: I mean she was right in how self-centred modern busines is and how business' goal is not to provide for the people but provide for the man running the business
20:09.58AeoneonatrixAh.
20:11.17AeoneonatrixI have more faith in Scott than you I guess.
20:11.57AeoneonatrixGiven its late release date, it seems likely that this is going to be the portal 2 to the trilogies portal.
20:12.54AeoneonatrixI don't mean in terms of quality, but in terms of length, production value and possibly budget.
20:13.22HachimanProbably a cash-in game
20:13.30HachimanFN@F3 was supposed to be the end
20:13.36MonetHachiman: Essentially what I'm saying.
20:13.38AeoneonatrixYeah but that doesn't mean he doesn't care about her that he's going to make it bad
20:13.51Aeoneonatrix*it
20:13.56AeoneonatrixNot her
20:14.21Aeoneonatrix*it or, stupid voice thing
20:14.41XhoOluapWorker: https://scontent-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xta1/v/t1.0-9/11150377_1070603162968625_117557937830963440_n.jpg?oh=8a0d4e8f9d58d188b1e2a152a0f296c4&oe=5598F668
20:16.15MonetTHen again the first episode of Watched Over By Machines Of Loving Grace mentions that she inspired a lot of Americans in the 1980s, several of which went on to set up shop in Silicon Valley
20:17.27OluapWorkerdum meme dat
20:21.28MonetAeoneonatrix: Though I will agree that Rand was a stupid entitled bitch and anyone who understands how a balanced economic system can work should hopefully also be able to see how stupid she is.
20:22.33MonetShe blames economic slumps on Big Government. Big Governemnt doesn't tell people to panic-sell their shares and thus reduce the value of their currency.
20:36.53AeoneonatrixTest
20:41.05Technobliteratorhuh
20:41.11TechnobliteratorI had plans to update loads of Loron pages
20:41.17Technobliteratorthen I forgot what I was planning to do
20:41.34OluapWorkerTypical of Jo
20:51.54AeoneonatrixBrb
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21:04.34Tek0516Hello
21:07.38Monethello
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21:13.11drom_Charles_Murray_: Remember the dicussion from last night?
21:13.38Tek0516So today I learned that tuition for Engineering at my university has increased by a third in 5 years. Ugh. >.<
21:13.59Charles_Murray_drom_: the one in Sporecreate?
21:14.20drom_Yeah. I gave you a question.
21:16.43Charles_Murray_What was the question?
21:16.51drom_"Charles_Murray: How would the odds be like compared pre and post treaty with NS against DCP and Civ?
21:16.51drom_"
21:17.20Charles_Murray_Odds for what?
21:17.45HachimanFucking dog shat in the kitchen
21:17.54HachimanI discovered that by standing in it while getting a drink
21:18.02MonetEeewwww
21:18.03drom_For both XA and NS in general.
21:30.09Aeotest
21:35.23Tek0516~test
21:35.23infobottest is, like, not funny
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21:50.20Wormy_hi
21:50.56AeoHi
21:52.48Monethi
21:53.33Aeohttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Operation_White_Fire#Call_to_the_Fire_Department New section, this one featuring Monet.
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21:54.05AeoWho, like Wormy_, should add himself to the participants section and add his faction to the infobox.
22:00.08MonetMaybe later, linda busy right now
22:02.13Wormy_ProbBLY TOMORROW
22:02.19Wormy_Sorry caps
22:02.28Wormy_I've had a very long day
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22:10.35The_Randomnessayy lmao
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22:16.15The_RandomnessThat was strange
22:17.07Technobliteratorhi randum
22:17.11The_Randomnessey
22:17.41TechnobliteratorWormy_, we had some party reps from Stourbridge come to my college today to give us a political talk
22:17.53TechnobliteratorIt was pretty interesting
22:20.20Wormy_You say that, I went a pub geology talk and it got heckled by a rude anti-thracker
22:20.32Wormy_today
22:21.25The_RandomnessYou mean anti-fracker, or is that a term I'm not familiar with?
22:21.39Wormy_Sorry yes, poor spelling
22:22.56Wormy_Somebody else declared that he had soured the evening and everyone clapped
22:23.45Wormy_The sad thing is, the geologist speaking collects data on methane concentrations so that safety regulators can make changes.
22:24.21Wormy_She has nothing to do with the reulations or recommendations.  Her talk was very informative and she had a balanced view
22:25.06Wormy_This man shouted at her because he claimed to have read one book where a geologist was involved in recommendations, as if to disregard her
22:25.29MonetI hate peopel like that
22:25.38The_Randomnessoh gosh, that sort of person
22:25.44Wormy_So another person spoke up saying he was souring the evening trying to covert everyone
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22:26.01The_Randomnessayy
22:26.04Hachimanhttps://scontent-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/11178316_815876251823576_7965541101390561657_n.jpg?oh=688f6ccc837c6a519eb7280748c8529c&oe=559CD5A3 Oh Grover
22:26.17Wormy_In return he guilt tripped her saying "Well sorry I'm very passionate about the rise of infant mortality around shale gas"
22:26.47MonetI'm largely against fracking because I think we should be looking for alternatives to petrolium, It it can be made safe then fair enough.
22:27.03Wormy_Then the speaker's friend said "lets end tthe evening on a good note" and everyone clapped as loud as possible  The heckler looked small after that.
22:27.46MonetA rise in infant mortality could be caused b a variety of factors.
22:28.11Wormy_I'm neutral to fracking, it can cause damage.  But the point is that we should try to understand ways to mitigate those problems.  Its mostly from the boreholes rather than secondary fractures in rocks, which ought to be capped properly.  I lrearned
22:28.22Wormy_Yeah correlation is not always causation
22:28.46MonetUnfortunately there are too many people who assume that a correlation is a causation.
22:29.02Wormy_Fracking could in a way be good for our economy.  But it could also mean a lot of disruption to the local landscape I love
22:29.24MonetShale gas fro mthe States did cause a global drop in crude oil proces.
22:29.36Technobliteratorwhat is fracking?
22:29.53Wormy_I mean, the guy could have had a valid point to make, but his attitude was awful.
22:29.57MonetTechnobliterator: extracting methane trapped inside shale rock.
22:30.04Technobliteratorthat sounds
22:30.09The_RandomnessBasically, you pump high-pressure water into the ground to help extract natural gas
22:30.10Technobliteratorenvironmentally unsound
22:30.22The_RandomnessI believe
22:30.31Monet"fracking" is shorthand for "hydraulic fracturing"
22:30.35Wormy_It has caused a lot of problems
22:30.54The_RandomnessAnd yes, as far as I know, fracking in its current form is sketchy.
22:31.11MonetAnd I'll bet the shorthand was a boon for Galactica fans
22:31.27Wormy_And methane can easily seep through permeable rocks and flow into water aquifers and even under houses where it can even explode
22:31.34The_RandomnessI've heard about water supplies being polluted, and also small seismic events
22:32.10Wormy_Though no houses have expoded since the 80's in this country from methane concentration caused by unsound practises.
22:33.22Wormy_Still, I think we do understand ways at least some of those problems are mitigated.  Hence I don't think its as simple as choosing to support it or oppose it like black white.
22:33.33The_RandomnessYeah
22:33.53Wormy_Anyway, I don't get why he was attacking the messenger
22:34.33Wormy_She collects data, that's her job, and it can be very informative.
22:34.47MonetProbably thought she was sent by some gas company to try and coerce the locals.
22:35.14Wormy_lol she works for the British Geological Society and actually agreed with some of his points
22:35.33Wormy_I'm reminded of the anti-vaxer who thought I was "vested interests" merely for debating her.
22:35.34TechnobliteratorWormy_, who are you thinking of voting?
22:35.43Wormy_Greens
22:36.19Wormy_<PROTECTED>
22:37.24TechnobliteratorSame :o
22:37.40TechnobliteratorThough I don't want to support Labour
22:37.43MonetI just don't trust Labour, not after Blair.
22:38.03Wormy_<PROTECTED>
22:38.38Wormy_<PROTECTED>
22:39.00TechnobliteratorI'm voting Green because I want to say I supported the party I wanted to win
22:39.21TechnobliteratorI've heard so many people say "oh, I like the Greens, but they won't get in, so I'll vote another party"
22:39.31Technobliteratorand y'know, I want to be part of the change I want to see in the world
22:39.36Technobliterator(which sounds cheesy as fuck but meh)
22:39.45Wormy_<PROTECTED>
22:40.06MonetTechnobliterator: THat's a byproduct of First Past The Post
22:40.33Wormy_<PROTECTED>
22:41.11Wormy_Voting the Greens alone divides Labour and weakens the chance of a Torie defeat, or even a UKIP rise
22:41.20Wormy_From what I'm told
22:41.51Wormy_*strengthens a UKIP rise
22:42.37MonetThe issue with this is called the "spoiler effect" where people who hear their chosen party is unlikely to win will vote for something else - decreasing that party's chances of winning even furrther.
22:42.53MonetBecause everyoen wants their vote to count
22:43.49Wormy_I'm more worried about this oppositional dividing
22:44.00Wormy_Though I suppose it relates.
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22:45.12Wormy_<PROTECTED>
22:45.33Wormy_Because 3D is useful in geology
22:46.36MonetTHat is good news
22:47.38ExternalizerHey
22:50.19Wormy_Its weird the way I'm studying, got one foot in geology still and one other in software
22:50.50Wormy_I guess I've made this current degree my own
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22:51.28Wormy_Hi
22:54.11Wormy_https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_talk:Wormulon
22:54.22Wormy_I just got a message on Wikipedia
22:54.52Wormy_I only do edits here and there, I'm a little shy of its community tbh
22:55.38Technobliteratorthere's no community to speak of
22:55.51TechnobliteratorWikipedia has too many edits to form a community like you'll get on any wikia wiki
22:56.06Wormy_Well, I dunno
22:56.13Wormy_Not close-knit
22:56.32TechnobliteratorMhm
22:56.48TechnobliteratorGenerally, most wikis are close in community, except for Wookieepedia where everyone hates each other
22:56.55Technobliteratorand getting two people to agree is impossible
22:56.56Wormy_But Wikipideans feel like they are part of something and while they don't all follow the same rigour they interpret similar guidelines
22:57.00ExternalizerPfft. Since when are you shy Wormy?
22:57.21Wormy_I don't man why like that
22:57.25Wormy_*shy
22:57.45Wormy_I find Wikipedia pretty harsh
22:57.57TechnobliteratorI do as well
22:58.09TechnobliteratorToo bureaucratic and anti-community
22:58.16Wormy_Oh I agree there
22:59.11Wormy_I started out as a Wikipedia vandal, you know.
22:59.25Wormy_And on Wookipedia
22:59.26HachimanI remember there was a controversy on Wikipedia sometime ago regarding a picture about a kid's arse or something
22:59.41Externalizerolol
22:59.46TechnobliteratorThere was also controversy about several inactive admins who had their accounts hacked
22:59.53ExternalizerI remember when I made all wars occur in 274
22:59.57Externalizer*2746
22:59.59TechnobliteratorThe answer to the problem? Demote any admin who doesn't edit in 12 months.
23:00.01Technobliterator.__________________.
23:00.17ExternalizerOh wow.,
23:00.29ExternalizerThat's tha greetest idae evah!!1
23:01.49Technobliteratorwe don't demote here because we're not assholes
23:01.59Hachiman"Waterboarding in Guantanemo Bay sounds awesome if you do not know what either of those words mean."
23:02.05Wormy_It only has a fewer ten thousand admins though or something, probably many inactive
23:02.07Technobliteratorunless it was several old sysops who shouldn't have got the powers in the first place >.<
23:04.56ExternalizerTechno, would that solution above be what the Loron would suggest?
23:05.17Technobliteratoruh
23:05.19Technobliteratormaybe
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23:29.00Comrade_VinnyWormy_ The Stupéfiants tested this thing
23:29.19Comrade_VinnyI apparently makes peple thinking there are bettles all over you
23:29.19Wormy_the who
23:29.28Wormy_ah
23:29.38Wormy_like delusional parasites
23:29.49Comrade_Vinny*Mythbusters
23:35.01ExternalizerAhh..I have the NI almost finished. I need to finish three things-religion, technology, and military.
23:35.33ExternalizerI think language could be a could idea, but just not relevant.
23:36.45ExternalizerCould there be any other spots than just those four? I need some ideas.
23:37.54Wormy_What other sections have you done?
23:38.16ExternalizerLet me see...
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23:40.08Externalizer_brbI've done the history, the species within it, the relationships, and weaponry from foreign nations.
23:40.17Externalizer_brbI could expand on all of them, though.
23:43.21Comrade_VinnyExternalizer: Economy!
23:44.30ExternalizerEconomy!
23:44.40Externalizerslaps himself in the face
23:47.29Comrade_VinnyAre you gonna be a good communist or an evil werewolf baby-eating jewnazie capitalist?
23:48.04Wormy_bye
23:48.04Comrade_Vinny^Absolutely not biased question.
23:50.05Externalizerevil werewolf baby-eating jewnazie capitalist
23:50.09Externalizer^
23:50.10Externalizer^^
23:50.13Externalizer^^^^
23:50.16Externalizer^
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23:53.12Comrade_VinnyThat is definetly gonna be my quote ^^
23:55.07Charles_Murray*wonders what France counts as*
23:56.22Comrade_Vinny[19:47] <Comrade_Vinny> Are you gonna be a good communist or an evil werewolf baby-eating jewnazie capitalist?
23:56.34Comrade_VinnyAs said, totally not biased question. :)
23:57.13Comrade_VinnyFor you Charles, I also add "tea-drinker'' in that list
23:57.46Charles_Murrayo.O
23:58.02Charles_MurrayI'm pretty sure the French aren't the tea-drinkers.
23:58.20HachimanThe French do not deserve tea
23:58.28Charles_MurrayOw

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