00:00.40 | Aeo | Though his main reason for wanting souls is actually to give them pleasant afterlives. |
00:01.39 | Hachiman | I suppose that is a fair point |
00:02.44 | Wormy_away | He's a strong utilititarian |
00:03.07 | Wormy_away | *utilitarian |
00:24.49 | Wormy_away | http://imgur.com/gallery/xfxZH2d http://imgur.com/gallery/49HVfuc http://imgur.com/gallery/fxQD4Ya |
00:25.52 | Hachiman | http://warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/Imperial_Food_and_Drink So I was reading through this page |
00:26.01 | Hachiman | "Amino-Porridge - A nutrient-dense food eaten by Space Marines." |
00:26.05 | Hachiman | Amino-Porridge |
00:26.14 | Hachiman | That must taste fucking disgusting hur |
00:28.53 | Wormy_away | http://i.imgur.com/Cp0tYjO.png |
00:31.33 | Wormy_away | "Nice that there's an airport right next to it, then." http://imgur.com/gallery/nBM7Q |
00:41.43 | AdmiralPanda | probably tastes about the same as regular porridge |
00:44.05 | Wormy_away | Hm, I've got some new races to add the Tier scale |
00:44.28 | Wormy_away | One might be a spoiler though |
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01:00.35 | GD12 | Hai |
01:00.46 | Monet | Hello |
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02:04.41 | The_Randomness | why hello there |
02:13.05 | AdmiralPanda | hi |
02:13.40 | The_Randomness | oh dear, a friend of mine just told me about his double shield wielding paladin |
02:13.59 | The_Randomness | It sounds pretty cheesy |
02:14.41 | The_Randomness | 25 AC at level 1 |
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02:38.47 | Abysswalker25 | Good evening |
02:38.53 | The_Randomness | hello |
02:43.44 | Abysswalker25 | Anything goin' on? |
02:43.48 | The_Randomness | nope |
02:43.55 | AdmiralPanda | Random: Doesn't work that way |
02:43.59 | AdmiralPanda | like bonuses don't stack |
02:44.08 | AdmiralPanda | (dodge being the only exception) |
02:45.18 | The_Randomness | hm |
02:45.25 | The_Randomness | Maybe he's playing a different edition or something |
02:45.43 | AdmiralPanda | if he's playing D&D then he's doing it wrong, because that's how its always been |
02:46.08 | The_Randomness | rite |
02:46.42 | AdmiralPanda | I mean I could do AC 25 at level 1, higher probably, but that's if everything is perfectly minmaxed |
02:46.56 | AdmiralPanda | starts looking things up |
02:47.43 | Cyrannian | The_Randomness: Wormy and I are messing up people's roleplay by fighting over Morn |
02:47.49 | The_Randomness | heh |
02:48.01 | AdmiralPanda | yeah, I can do 25 exactly by perfectly minmaxing everything |
02:48.48 | AdmiralPanda | 10 base, +6 for breastplate, +4 for tower shield, +2 dexterity, +1 dodge, +1 combat expertise, +1 shield focus |
02:49.14 | AdmiralPanda | doing that as a human fighter |
02:49.26 | AdmiralPanda | could do 26 by playing some advanced book races that have access to natural armour I think |
02:49.51 | The_Randomness | That's dirty |
02:50.41 | AdmiralPanda | ok an Oread can hit 27 by taking both racial traits that increase AC |
02:50.43 | Wormy_away | The_Randomness, Cyrannian: http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/File:Jealousy.png |
02:51.42 | Cyrannian | olol |
02:56.34 | AdmiralPanda | but yeah, if your friend is trying to get double the AC from having two shields, that doesn't work |
02:58.12 | The_Randomness | I'll have to ask him. I would assume he's experienced enough to know that |
03:00.36 | Wormy_away | Random: A Klingon female has the hots for Cyrannian's female character |
03:00.57 | The_Randomness | hoh |
03:01.35 | Wormy_away | bye |
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09:53.13 | Ghelae | Hello. |
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10:20.56 | Liquid_Ink | Hello |
10:21.08 | Xho | Hi |
10:21.24 | Monet | Hello |
10:22.40 | Xho | Just because of the Muse song I want to make a region in the Fantasyverse called Cydonia and have knights from that region |
10:26.15 | Liquid_Ink | In what area? |
10:28.20 | Xho | Definitely somewhere in the desert |
10:36.42 | Xho | Dunno what a Cydonian would look like though |
10:36.50 | Xho | Centaurid unicorn most likely |
10:37.33 | Liquid_Ink | So... a Centaur with a horn coming from the human head? |
10:37.52 | Xho | I dunno I didn't think it through |
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10:42.30 | Liquid_Ink | Centaur golems! |
10:42.47 | Xho | Centaur golems |
10:42.51 | Xho | This could work |
10:42.59 | Xho | Though I already have horse golems |
10:43.40 | Liquid_Ink | Maybe there's some sort of connection in Koldenwelt's history? |
10:43.58 | Ghelae | Apparently Cydonia was also an epithet of Athena when she was worshipped in a temple that happens to be near Olympia. And Athena was associated with owls. |
10:45.30 | Xho | Centaur owls |
10:45.35 | Xho | Isn't that just a griffin |
10:45.42 | Xho | Well |
10:45.50 | Xho | Not a griffin my spelling can't get much worse than that |
10:45.55 | Ghelae | More like a hippogryph with a human head. |
10:46.09 | Xho | Gryphon perhaps |
10:46.21 | Liquid_Ink | Now just throw some golem into that |
10:46.22 | Xho | Oh no griffin is acceptable |
10:46.36 | Xho | Centaur golem owl |
10:46.44 | Xho | Sounds pretty freaky |
10:46.57 | Ghelae | If you combined that with quince it would be even freakier. |
10:47.19 | Xho | That would be scary |
10:47.27 | Ghelae | Although I'm just imagining the human head being replaced with a giant yellow fruit. |
10:47.49 | Liquid_Ink | I imagined the underarm hair sprouting fruit |
10:48.00 | Ghelae | That would be a little better. |
10:48.40 | Xho | I just imagine a quince plant with legs |
10:49.14 | Xho | I imagine the Cydonian to have a centaur body though probably with an owl head |
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10:49.39 | Ghelae | Hello. |
10:49.52 | OluapWorker | Hi |
10:50.04 | Xho | ups |
10:50.11 | Ghelae | That does sound a little like Imp's Gryphosphinxes. |
10:50.17 | Xho | Yeah |
10:50.31 | OluapWorker | What's this? |
10:50.37 | Liquid_Ink | https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/52/Andras%28demon%29.jpg so like this but with a horse below the waist? |
10:50.47 | Xho | Basically, centaur golem owls |
10:50.48 | Liquid_Ink | And without wings. |
10:50.54 | Xho | I was thinking wings |
10:51.18 | Ghelae | I also agree with qings. |
10:51.19 | Ghelae | wings* |
10:51.26 | OluapWorker | What are you talking about? |
10:51.33 | Xho | Centaur Golem Owls |
10:51.37 | Liquid_Ink | You could base them of the Qing dynasty |
10:51.47 | OluapWorker | For what purpose |
10:51.49 | Liquid_Ink | Oluap: [20:22] <Xho> Just because of the Muse song I want to make a region in the Fantasyverse called Cydonia and have knights from that region |
10:52.11 | OluapWorker | Right |
10:52.11 | Ghelae | And then I listed a load of things that "Cydonia" refers to. |
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10:52.17 | Wormy_ | hi |
10:52.21 | Ghelae | Hello. |
10:52.49 | Xho | A less knowledgeable person would think I'm smoking some serious shit |
10:53.03 | Ghelae | The owl part comes from an epithet of Athena, while the golem part comes from an asteroid. |
10:53.19 | Ghelae | The centaur part was because Xho's first thought was a centaur unicorn. |
10:55.15 | Xho | And of course they'd have to be all batshit insane |
10:56.01 | Xho | So the general basis is that they're crazy centaur golem owls |
10:56.01 | OluapWorker | ur fiction all the same |
10:56.12 | OluapWorker | crazy murderous thing #213423434 |
10:56.16 | Ghelae | And they eat quince. |
10:56.17 | Xho | My fiction is like ice cream |
10:56.25 | Xho | Comes in different flavours but it's all ice cream |
10:56.35 | OluapWorker | awful person |
10:56.37 | Wormy_ | nom |
10:56.40 | OluapWorker | git off my universe |
10:56.42 | Xho | Well not murderous insane |
10:56.46 | Xho | Just insane |
10:57.10 | Xho | What should top it off is that they're able to shoot rays of light from staffs |
10:57.23 | Wormy_ | bling |
10:57.25 | Xho | NOW that sounds like I was on a drug trip when thinking about it |
10:57.46 | Xho | Of the things I have thought of this does rank in the more outlandish |
10:58.39 | Ghelae | The fantasyverse is too sane. Needs less elves and more centuar golem owls. |
10:59.23 | Liquid_Ink | I have tripedal parrots, and we need less sane things? |
11:00.18 | Ghelae | Your tripedal parrots are less active than my extinct elves. |
11:03.13 | Ghelae | ...Maybe I ought to make something crazy for the fantasyverse then. |
11:03.14 | Liquid_Ink | Ow. |
11:03.27 | Liquid_Ink | Would you like my tripedal parrots? I'm not using them. |
11:07.51 | Ghelae | No, thanks. But you never know, I might change my mind later. |
11:07.54 | Wormy_ | Ghelae: Look what I found https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1_kdHrT8izbROJNaxGflpcZm2ivsjRGF8j1hMzl3b8O0/htmlview?usp=sharing&sle=true# |
11:09.14 | Ghelae | That looks quite detailed. |
11:22.52 | Xho | These creatures are looking a little crazy |
11:23.15 | Wormy_ | http://imgur.com/gallery/8J4Ecs4 |
11:25.57 | Wormy_ | http://imgur.com/gallery/Utfrw |
11:27.42 | Wormy_ | Xho: http://imgur.com/gallery/ayKBB |
11:28.38 | Xho | oh my |
11:28.40 | Wormy_ | http://i.imgur.com/A20qi4N.jpg |
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11:29.04 | Hachiman | Hai# |
11:29.57 | Wormy_ | hello |
11:30.09 | Ghelae | Hello. |
11:31.22 | Wormy_ | Hachi: Star Rek http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/File:Jealousy.png |
11:31.52 | OluapWorker | ~cuddle Hachiman |
11:31.52 | infobot | ACTION grabs Hachiman and cuddles until Hachiman begs for mercy |
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11:32.05 | Hachiman | <3 |
11:32.15 | Hachiman | Hai |
11:32.22 | Hachiman | Wormy_: ohgod |
11:32.25 | Wormy_ | hi |
11:32.28 | Monet | Hello |
11:32.48 | Wormy_ | It was funny because it was in the middle of a fleet's roleplay |
11:38.25 | Wormy_ | Russian man chases bear http://www.viralnova.com/strange-google-maps/2/ |
11:39.22 | Wormy_ | according to description thats US lol |
11:43.50 | Hachiman | https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/11113928_601856119965589_4566638209643450778_n.jpg?oh=d4a9f1f9e130ab2ff8d97a328250ff7f&oe=559CBDC5&__gda__=1440744985_4a9e4e827597e53fe4d4e42da31b5cac |
11:44.05 | Xho | http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/6/66/Cydonian.png/revision/latest?cb=20150411114334 squawk |
11:44.39 | OluapWorker | Pelagrios - what the fuck i wunt 20 decoratin my house |
11:45.45 | Hachiman | "Cydonian" |
11:45.50 | Hachiman | inb4 Koldenwelt is Mars |
11:46.28 | Xho | Actually I thought of the Muse song and went down some road of crazy alien thing |
11:47.01 | Xho | So we ended up with centaur golem owl unicorn |
11:47.07 | Xho | brb |
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11:50.18 | Hachiman | Hai Imp |
11:50.27 | Wormy_ | Imperios: http://imgur.com/gallery/0hxfs8b |
11:50.39 | Imperios | Saw that |
11:50.41 | Imperios | Hi Hachi |
11:52.15 | OluapWorker | impu |
11:59.58 | Xho | I can imagine Knights of Cydonia kicking in in the background and the Cydonians come along in droves going batshit insane |
12:00.36 | OluapWorker | Vultusk - my birds now |
12:00.48 | Xho | our* |
12:00.59 | OluapWorker | fug |
12:01.34 | Xho | My idea is that their entire lives are based to appeasing their king/god/whatever and thus swarm around the Sea of Sand finding things of value |
12:01.49 | Xho | So basically they storm entire settlements trying to find valuable things but rarely ever coming to violence |
12:01.58 | Xho | They just have no concept of 'do not steal' |
12:02.26 | Xho | Though they aren't above violence and they'll meet resistance with light magic |
12:02.43 | OluapWorker | Merovar - fak off ay git |
12:02.45 | OluapWorker | ya* |
12:03.10 | Xho | So chances are they worship Asv-Aldz |
12:03.59 | OluapWorker | Asv-Aldz - the merovar had sphinxes and i didnt I HAD TO FIX DAT |
12:04.45 | Hachiman | https://scontent-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/11112777_416120881881946_8798833144824016272_n.jpg?oh=9171dbbb0c62e7e8e42f9a6bc514186d&oe=55DDCB50 |
12:05.03 | Xho | There was an inkling that I'd make the Cydonians come from another realm but that would over-represent the amount of aliens on Koldenwelt |
12:05.04 | OluapWorker | Ainsley is always related |
12:05.16 | Xho | Either from Hypocrite's Rest or Zenith |
12:05.50 | Xho | an hero |
12:11.10 | OluapWorker | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Shroud_of_the_Sun it's done |
12:12.05 | Hachiman | YIS |
12:12.57 | OluapWorker | I did in one morning what Xho failed to do in 2 months hur |
12:13.09 | OluapWorker | u would all b lost without me |
12:13.47 | Hachiman | cept me |
12:15.14 | OluapWorker | I made you finish what you failed to update in 8 months |
12:15.21 | OluapWorker | ur practically catatonic without me |
12:17.26 | Xho | hao u do dat in one mornin |
12:17.58 | OluapWorker | lots of not-lazi |
12:18.28 | Xho | dat not natural doe |
12:18.47 | Xho | It would take me at least 2 hours to do one section even at full throttle |
12:19.12 | OluapWorker | Lots of ctrl+C ctrl+V |
12:19.22 | OluapWorker | I don't know how other people take so long to do it |
12:19.46 | OluapWorker | Still for now on it's much more efficient to code the section up as we rp |
12:24.48 | Xho | Right |
12:24.59 | Xho | Well I code it up going through it and formatting it |
12:25.04 | Xho | Which is probably why it takes so long |
12:29.13 | Monet | I often findattle scenes need editing ot make everything seem fluid |
12:30.26 | Monet | find battle* |
12:33.06 | Hachiman | I find that has become less of a problem since Titanpad |
12:33.37 | Hachiman | Although yes I am one to edit text after it has been written in order to spruce it up a bit |
12:34.13 | Monet | Titanpad makes fights a *lot* easier |
12:35.18 | Imperios | Aye |
12:35.37 | OluapWorker | All hail our new Titanpad overlords |
12:35.45 | Imperios | I like how the Brazilian guy is the most hardworking one in our team and the Brits and the Asians are the laziest |
12:36.03 | Imperios | Stereotype flip galroe |
12:36.28 | OluapWorker | But that stereotype belongs to the northeast part of Brazil |
12:36.36 | Monet | Me? Lazy? Ehh at times |
12:36.38 | OluapWorker | They're the lazy ones |
12:36.55 | Hachiman | Which part of Brasil are you from? |
12:37.01 | OluapWorker | South |
12:37.06 | Hachiman | Ah right |
12:37.21 | Imperios | And what are South Brazilians stereotyped as? |
12:37.42 | Hachiman | Hot and attractive hur |
12:37.43 | OluapWorker | Better life quality than everyone else |
12:38.04 | OluapWorker | Some movements even exist claiming the south should become a country of its own |
12:38.10 | OluapWorker | Obviously wouldn't work but still |
12:38.18 | Monet | OluapPLayer: So like Southern England then. |
12:38.29 | OluapWorker | Don't know about that |
12:38.40 | Hachiman | Fucking Northerners |
12:38.59 | Monet | My dad once joked you could tell you're in the SOuth of England by looking for someone using their mobile while driving. |
12:39.14 | Hachiman | kek |
12:39.20 | OluapWorker | The south is the most technologically advanced part of the country alongside the southeast. But if we separated from the rest of the country, we would, for starters, starve to death |
12:39.35 | Imperios | So basically like Saint-Petersburg/Moscow |
12:39.51 | Imperios | Small, advanced, but cannot survive on their own |
12:39.57 | Hachiman | "Ernie, how do I look?" "With your eyes, Bert." |
12:40.00 | Imperios | And everyone wants to get there |
12:40.06 | OluapWorker | That's how it works yeah |
12:40.19 | Monet | OluapPlayer: A lot like SOuthern England, only I think there are more farms down South |
12:40.54 | Hachiman | North Korea is a good example as to why dividing countries by region is a bad idea |
12:41.04 | Imperios | Yes, too grorious |
12:41.05 | Hachiman | Although South Korea is pretty well-off hur |
12:41.10 | Monet | THen you have the Midlands which can't seem to decide if it's northern or southern. |
12:41.10 | OluapWorker | The southmost state though, is stereotyped with all the men being gruff-types in the outside but huge faggots on the inside |
12:41.25 | Hachiman | olol |
12:41.27 | OluapWorker | And I mean faggots as in homosexual faggots |
12:41.37 | Imperios | >gruff-types on the outside but huge faggots on the inside So... Russians? |
12:42.01 | OluapWorker | Russians are seen as 100% manly men |
12:42.01 | Monet | It probably helps that cities like London, SOuthampton, Portsmoth and Bristol - big places of commerce - are "dahn Sahth". |
12:42.09 | Xho | Portsmouth rly |
12:42.11 | OluapWorker | Those guys at the south are all gay farmers |
12:42.14 | Imperios | Yes but we also have a lot of prisons |
12:42.17 | Xho | Oh right Gunwharf Quays forget about that place |
12:42.20 | Imperios | And you know what happens in prisons |
12:42.24 | OluapWorker | hur |
12:42.37 | Hachiman | Gay farmers are better than Welsh farmers |
12:42.43 | OluapWorker | We don't have many prisons, and the ones we do are full |
12:42.46 | Hachiman | At least gay farmers do not bother with the sheep |
12:42.58 | OluapWorker | As in, literally full, there are more prisoners in them than they're able to contain normally |
12:43.04 | Imperios | Our South is separatist Muslim-Wales-Scotland |
12:43.15 | Imperios | Aka Caucasus |
12:43.44 | Hachiman | But Brasil is so big, how do you run out of space |
12:43.54 | Monet | Mountains |
12:44.11 | Imperios | Monet: Yeah there's a lot of similarities between highlander cultures |
12:44.26 | Imperios | Militant, honourable, belligerent, and interested in sheep |
12:44.29 | Monet | That and even the US - which is even bigger - also has a prison population problem |
12:44.33 | OluapWorker | A building is not a country |
12:44.46 | Imperios | Hachiman: We somehow manage to run out of space |
12:44.52 | Monet | Despite at least 1/2rd of the US being open plains. |
12:45.02 | Monet | half* |
12:45.08 | Imperios | Our cities are overcrowded |
12:45.09 | Imperios | Somehow |
12:45.18 | OluapWorker | It takes time to build them, and it takes people approving of such to start building in the first place |
12:45.24 | OluapWorker | Which rarely happens |
12:45.25 | Monet | Imperios: Have people move into Siberia. |
12:45.40 | Hachiman | Do not move people into Siberia, you will disturb the mammoths |
12:45.48 | OluapWorker | Russia has the excuse of nearly all of their territory being ice hur |
12:46.31 | Hachiman | England is an island nation so we do not really have a lot of space, or rather we do but at the cost of our environment |
12:46.44 | Imperios | Monet: Stalin tried moving people to Kazakhstan and Sibera, see how that turned out hur |
12:46.46 | Imperios | *Siberia |
12:47.41 | Hachiman | https://scontent-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10455639_339497812907537_7500088856581651133_n.jpg?oh=6c7737cf157a6a9cfff05686b6906219&oe=55AA0F9E |
12:47.46 | Monet | Hachiman: True. Were it not for the Green Belt system, half of Southern ENgland would be one city by now. |
12:47.56 | Hachiman | Aye |
12:48.00 | Imperios | His definition of "having people move somewhere" was "take all members of a particular people from one place, haul them into freight train, move those who survived the ride into another place" |
12:48.41 | OluapWorker | Stalin - I WANT TO PLAY A GAME |
12:48.52 | Imperios | And that's how my great-grandmother died |
12:48.53 | Hachiman | http://files.explosm.net/comics/Rob/hell.png |
12:49.12 | Monet | London is like a happy tumour overflowing with money and rich people. |
12:49.16 | OluapWorker | hur |
12:49.36 | Hachiman | London also fucking stinks |
12:49.47 | Hachiman | It is one of the worst-smelling places I have ever been to |
12:49.50 | Imperios | Yeah big cities often have a peculiar smell |
12:50.04 | Monet | I've never really noticed. |
12:50.07 | Xho | London smells like piss |
12:50.14 | Imperios | I remember when i studied on the Vasilyevski Island, the smell was horrid, all these cars |
12:50.29 | Hachiman | It is because of the River Thames |
12:50.37 | Liquid_Ink | Portsmouth smells like semen. |
12:50.43 | Xho | The London Underground smells like piss |
12:50.49 | Xho | Westminster smells like piss |
12:50.52 | Imperios | ...Now I LIVE on the Vasilyevski Island but because of my nasal problems I cannot smell anymore |
12:50.53 | Monet | Then again I rarely go beyond the Cicle, District or Jubilee lines. |
12:50.53 | Hachiman | Everyone's crap and shit goes into the River Thames, which flows through London |
12:50.56 | Xho | THE ENTIRE UK SMELLS LIKE PISS |
12:51.01 | Imperios | I have no sense of smell anymore |
12:51.04 | Imperios | So I could live there |
12:51.23 | Xho | Jubilee Line is like the only nice line |
12:51.44 | Imperios | Hachiman: Wait, does Thames' water look like glistening oil by any chance |
12:51.45 | Monet | Victoria has some nice places. |
12:51.55 | Hachiman | It does not even look like water |
12:52.11 | Hachiman | Yeah glistening oil is what I would call it |
12:52.44 | Hachiman | http://hdwallpapersbase.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/the-river-thames-london-wallpaper.jpg I mean look at the bloody state of that |
12:52.47 | Imperios | So basically Neva |
12:53.52 | Hachiman | Practically nothing lives in the Thames anymore because of the fact it is so heavily contaminated and polluted with human waste and by-product |
12:53.56 | OluapWorker | Bad: people singing next to me Worse: people singing english songs in broken english |
12:54.14 | Hachiman | kek |
12:54.22 | OluapWorker | I can't even strangle the neckbeard because my hands wouldn't be able to go all the way around his neck |
12:54.23 | Imperios | Hachiman: http://www.greenpeace.org/russia/Global/russia/image/2009/11/copy-of-2-6.jpg And that's Neva |
12:54.38 | Hachiman | Ohgod ew |
12:54.40 | Xho | Riad - WHY DID YOU MELT EVERYONE |
12:54.49 | Imperios | AND GUESS WHAT RUSSIANS DO THERE |
12:54.50 | Imperios | http://www.greenpeace.org/russia/Global/russia/image/toxics/clean-neva/neva.jpg |
12:54.56 | OluapWorker | Okay that's polluted |
12:55.11 | Hachiman | Swimming in Neva |
12:55.34 | Hachiman | You're not even allowed to swim in the Thames because it is one massive health risk to do so |
12:55.36 | Imperios | Okay it is not that polluted anymore I think but you can see that we have problems hur |
12:55.50 | Imperios | Try to guess the meaning of the label in Russian on the picture |
12:56.05 | OluapWorker | I remember one time when a rive at São Paulo got so polluted, some sort of foam started forming on the surface |
12:56.05 | Hachiman | "Do Not Swim" |
12:56.13 | OluapWorker | river* |
12:56.19 | Monet | It's 2015 and raw sewage outlets are still a thing in major developed cities |
12:56.32 | Imperios | Hachiman: Funny thing is |
12:56.34 | Imperios | You're right |
12:56.52 | Imperios | Russians - http://coub.com/view/48sim |
12:57.08 | Monet | Could be worse. I was browsing GTA wiki last night and apparently there was one city whose river was so polluted it *caught fire* |
12:57.19 | Hachiman | OluapPlayer: There was something like last year when all this odd material washed up on the beaches in Sussex, my area |
12:57.28 | Hachiman | OluapWorker even |
12:57.39 | OluapWorker | http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/0f/Pollution_Tiet%C3%AA_river.JPG come swim at Brazil we have a beautiful coast |
12:58.11 | Hachiman | It was like a globster but it had been dissolved and spread across the beaches |
12:58.33 | OluapWorker | It was aleins |
12:58.37 | Hachiman | ayy lmao |
12:59.13 | Monet | As shit as Abingdon is, the Thames i nthat area was okay. |
12:59.29 | Monet | Not half as bad as London |
12:59.50 | Hachiman | New idea for an alien race |
13:00.02 | Hachiman | A race of grey-like aliens called the Ay-Lemao |
13:00.08 | OluapWorker | hur |
13:00.11 | Imperios | Hur |
13:00.42 | Monet | That, or since I grew up on the Thames I don't notice how much it stinks. |
13:01.18 | Hachiman | I come from a seaside town so going into London and smelling the Thames was a horrifying experience for me |
13:03.37 | Hachiman | https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/11082523_483232315157438_4333330465077660213_n.jpg?oh=5e6470d8dfe90e3149fddf5fa725b380&oe=55B33395&__gda__=1437689929_e317e5e544aa0b07ac9d67fd82a8a922 |
13:04.16 | OluapWorker | hoh |
13:07.25 | Xho | "Hachi - Well done, Goldy. We bring you back to life to get us all killed." Longinus - yup |
13:08.11 | OluapWorker | Septimus - dis is y no one likes u |
13:08.26 | OluapWorker | "I'm a book, Alvinian. What do you want me to do, flip my pages menacingly at it?" |
13:08.29 | OluapWorker | I'm proud of this line |
13:08.43 | Xho | *flips pages* Longinus - spooky |
13:09.05 | OluapWorker | Keep in mind this was in response to the Sea Witch telling Alhazred to help attack the Void Matrix |
13:09.36 | Xho | *flips pages* Caligaduro - spooky |
13:09.46 | OluapWorker | hur |
13:10.05 | Xho | https://scontent-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xta1/v/t1.0-9/11150301_1051383021538967_1206762728345854412_n.jpg?oh=f08d626c7ce71b4d43d07456a5e2f9c4&oe=559BBD2C |
13:10.32 | OluapWorker | u |
13:11.15 | Hachiman | https://scontent-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/11130138_1596310550586014_1860608254177143866_n.jpg?oh=4dd1484956a60c96bc7af4c1ee1edac2&oe=55981582 "heavy rock metal" |
13:12.00 | Wormy_away | Imperios: Does having no sense of smell effect flavour? |
13:12.19 | Imperios | I do not lack sense of smell completely, it is just very wea |
13:12.20 | Imperios | weak |
13:12.22 | Imperios | But I do not think it does |
13:13.43 | Wormy_away | lucky |
13:13.53 | Wormy_away | I'd hate not being able to sense flavour |
13:14.31 | Xho | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Captain:Lord_Akharav Demoted his condition to "not alive" |
13:14.59 | Wormy_away | Hachi: If you think Southern cities look bad... http://www.walkersandford.co.uk/wordpresshome/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/Woodhall.Port-Glasgow.jpg |
13:15.19 | Wormy_away | http://img.thesun.co.uk/aidemitlum/archive/01279/SNA2529BB-682_1279295a.jpg |
13:15.36 | OluapWorker | Akharav - fug |
13:16.41 | Hachiman | I get reminded of those abandoned settlements you see on top 10 videos |
13:17.35 | Xho | I originally intended Akharav to resurrect after the battle though considering we just plummeted a spear made by Soldalatel right into a Void Matrix I doubt very little would have survived |
13:17.43 | Xho | much* |
13:17.51 | Wormy_away | A lot of them are probably abandoned mining towns |
13:18.41 | OluapWorker | Soldalatel - u jus stay down nao |
13:19.05 | Xho | Caligaduro - u foolish fool |
13:29.06 | Xho | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Captain:Longinus#Relationships Updated this |
13:29.16 | Xho | Also quotos nao |
13:32.38 | Technobliterator | I forget if I even made any characters in the fantasyverse that are still canon |
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13:34.22 | OluapWorker | bleh |
13:36.14 | Xho | return of ups |
13:36.19 | Xho | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Captain:Longinus#Relationships did dis |
13:36.50 | OluapWorker | "Is it normal of half-elven women to bed beast-folk in this time?" Clotho - maybe yes |
13:37.03 | Xho | Longinus - brb goin bak 15000 yeers |
13:37.24 | OluapWorker | Caligaduro - welcum bak fagit |
13:38.40 | Xho | Longinus - cannot win |
13:41.46 | Xho | https://scontent-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/11062116_667663386713428_3412742286915815947_n.jpg?oh=4c4b8ed23a94caf158eab35d58d0ccde&oe=55AF75EF |
13:42.31 | OluapWorker | olol |
13:42.37 | Xho | âPft, frankly, I am glad that the days he belongs in are gone. The day when heroes hold their strength above their values and ethics and the people are okay with it is the same day I leave the mainland for a better place.â - Hachi Longinus - go home scrub |
13:43.15 | OluapWorker | Sea Witch - hes home u go home |
13:44.05 | Xho | Longinus - in my time entire world was my home |
13:45.08 | OluapWorker | Vixaatus - bak in my time u eet sand |
13:45.48 | Xho | "Teach me your magic, sun elf person of ambiguous importance!" Longinus - i am the importance |
13:46.05 | OluapWorker | Pelagrios - but ur not even named rum |
13:46.07 | Xho | Longinus basically does a DBZA Vegeta |
13:46.29 | Imperios | Xho: >Lekren-Lax - At least there is one among us that speaks not like a vagabond. |
13:46.34 | Imperios | Lekren - British bro |
13:46.48 | Xho | Longinus - I was talking about myself |
13:46.56 | OluapWorker | Kebra'Osos - fak off ya kike |
13:50.03 | Imperios | >kika |
13:50.05 | Imperios | *kike |
13:50.12 | Imperios | Is Kebra a /pol/ poster hur |
13:51.04 | OluapWorker | The word is everywhere, not just at /pol/ |
13:51.35 | Technobliterator | oh, Imperios |
13:51.42 | Technobliterator | are you registered with Freenode? |
13:51.49 | Imperios | Not sure |
13:51.51 | Imperios | I think I am yeah |
13:53.08 | *** mode/#sporewiki [+v Imperios] by Technobliterator |
13:53.18 | OluapWorker | Why do that |
13:53.27 | Technobliterator | wait, hm |
13:53.30 | *** mode/#sporewiki [-v Imperios] by Technobliterator |
13:53.34 | Hachiman | "If you've always had a burning curiosity to know what it would feel like to chew on Cthulhu's face, here's what you do: travel to Korea and order up a nice heaping plate of sannakji." |
13:53.41 | Technobliterator | I think I entered the command wrong : | |
13:53.48 | OluapWorker | ~kick Technobliterator |
13:53.48 | infobot | ACTION kicks Technobliterator |
13:58.14 | Hachiman | So apparently decapitated snake heads move after death; the heat sensors in a snake's head are still active for several hours after death and if a threat approaches, they can make attempts to bite and toxicate them with surprisingly acrobatic prowess |
13:58.49 | Hachiman | One guy was bitten after having a snake head practically perform an almost-backflip and catch his finger |
13:59.01 | OluapWorker | Snake - GET FUCKED NERD |
14:00.40 | Hachiman | Also sannakji is a Korean dish which involves chopping up and serving live octopus with flavourful dips, which means that the body parts you are supposed to eat are still squirming |
14:01.26 | OluapWorker | For what purpose |
14:01.49 | Hachiman | Usually these parts consist of the tentacles, which, having eaten squid tentacle (not living, however), are rather nice hur |
14:05.01 | Hachiman | The tentacles of an octopus contain a large part of the creature's central nervous system and act independently of input from the central brain, and usually retain movement and can process information even after having been dismembered |
14:05.58 | OluapWorker | doesn't make it any less disgusting |
14:06.16 | Hachiman | Six to seven sannakji eaters a year tend to die because the tentacle component they attempted to eat was actively resisting their attempts to swallow and digest it, leading them to choke, suffocate, and die |
14:06.32 | Hachiman | Usually a suction cup |
14:08.21 | Imperios | http://lurkmore.so/images/9/90/Enlarge.jpg Brilliant |
14:08.44 | Imperios | Bleh |
14:08.59 | Imperios | I hate most marine cuisine |
14:09.49 | Hachiman | I like seafood hur |
14:11.26 | OluapWorker | I'm not a fan of it |
14:14.46 | Hachiman | Frogs can practically survive without conscience in the lack of a brain; their simplified anatomy and the reaction reflexes that come with it allow a frog to retain motion in the absence of a brain, with brainless frogs being shown to hop when prodded, swim to a terrestrial surface when placed in water, and even croak when their backs are treated c |
14:14.47 | Hachiman | ontentedly |
14:15.42 | Hachiman | They are actually far more reactive than frogs with brains and it has been theorised that frog brains suppress these reactionary reflexes |
14:16.06 | OluapWorker | That's bullshit and you know it hur |
14:17.44 | Hachiman | Of course brainless frogs cannot process complex functions such as eat or procreate but their bodies, if in a well enough state, can continue to retaion reactionary motion indefinitely |
14:20.27 | Hachiman | And fruit flies that have lost their heads continue to survive for days after the initial decapitation due to a secondary 'brain-like organ' inside of their torso which significantly contributes towards bodily movement and flight. Male flies find it perfectly viable to want to procreate with headless female flies, although because the latter has lo |
14:20.27 | Hachiman | st their head thus antennae, they cannot hear the male flies' love songs |
14:36.28 | Wormy_away | I could believe that |
14:36.56 | Wormy_away | Also, I'm not sure if insects possess awareness |
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14:37.24 | Wormy_away | I once watched a documentary with an insect, eating an insect, eating an insect |
14:38.23 | OluapWorker | "no fucks given²" |
14:39.29 | Wormy_away | nofuksception |
14:41.43 | Hachiman | "There is no plural for highlander, there can only be one" |
14:41.53 | Wormy_away | Even examples of what looks like self-awareness, can be revealed to be purely mindless programming http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Digger_wasp#Uses_in_philosophy |
14:47.56 | Wormy_away | Flesh eating disease http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/397711/Man-flesh-eating-bug-facial-reconstruction |
14:49.04 | OluapWorker | I ain't clicking that shit |
14:49.45 | Hachiman | https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xft1/t31.0-8/11127816_1081941798493497_3953302688658275466_o.jpg |
14:50.14 | OluapWorker | Hachi - you don' wanna see my baby pictures |
14:52.59 | Wormy_away | Maybe they are reincarnated kung fu masters |
14:53.44 | Hachiman | Well rabbits are incredibly agile and dexterous |
14:58.39 | Wormy_away | If one starts swishing their beard and playing Guqin it definitely is. |
14:59.33 | Wormy_away | Of course I'm thinking of this scene https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeeoEpmyb2Y |
14:59.56 | Hachiman | I love that scene hur |
15:00.20 | Hachiman | Although it is not my favourite martial arts scene by far, I feel it is rather overhyped by a lot of people |
15:00.30 | Hachiman | The concept is clever but the execution is a bit underwhelming |
15:00.58 | Wormy_away | I just like it because its Donnie Yen vs Jet Li |
15:01.15 | Wormy_away | Since Jet Li's the younger he would probably win |
15:02.30 | Wormy_away | My new favourite is Cung Lee, because he fights in UFC too |
15:02.43 | Hachiman | I've not seen any films with Cung Lee |
15:02.48 | Wormy_away | Though he's not in his prime anymore |
15:02.50 | Hachiman | Donnie and Jet are pretty cool though |
15:03.15 | Wormy_away | Cung Lee is one of the few UFC fighrers to use Chinese martial arts (along with others) |
15:04.02 | Wormy_away | Hachi: Cung Lee is brutal in both the movies and RL https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_EBJzsAk8Y |
15:04.14 | Wormy_away | Thats him fighting Donnie Yen |
15:06.02 | Hachiman | Oh shit he's huge |
15:08.27 | Technobliterator | aw damnit Oluap left when I had a question |
15:08.50 | Hachiman | He should be back soon, he is heading home |
15:09.15 | Hachiman | I wish I had more opportunities to portray Zazane unarmed combat |
15:09.16 | Technobliterator | Oh, that's good |
15:09.57 | Wormy_away | Hachi: Cung Le broke Shamrock's arm in UFC https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLHFqj_FY8k |
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15:11.55 | Quark8 | Hello. |
15:12.05 | Wormy_away | other fight highlights https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0AWXQCvWj8 |
15:12.07 | Wormy_away | hi |
15:12.25 | Wormy_away | Donnie Yen expressed interest in UFC but feels he is too old |
15:12.42 | Wormy_away | But sometimes he can be seen in the front row of the crowd |
15:15.50 | Hachiman | Donnie Yen should do it |
15:16.12 | Hachiman | One of the original Power Rangers is a fighter |
15:16.18 | Wormy_away | Its hard to imagine Grimbies in melee or unarmed combat at all with their physique, though they are meant to be immensely powerful with a thick crocodile-like hide |
15:16.50 | Technobliterator | ok let's try this again |
15:17.05 | Hachiman | I can imagine Grimbos being good grappling fighters |
15:17.56 | Technobliterator | okay, Imperios, enjoy your new IRC rights |
15:18.05 | Technobliterator | Xho's up next |
15:18.08 | Imperios | Hm? |
15:18.22 | Technobliterator | You can now change the channel topic and voice yourself |
15:18.26 | Imperios | What rights? |
15:18.30 | Imperios | I don't see anything changed |
15:18.56 | Technobliterator | aaaaand now Xho |
15:19.06 | Wormy_away | Occasionally older people have won in MMA |
15:19.22 | Technobliterator | you can both change the channel topic with "/cs topic #sporewiki [your topic here]" |
15:19.22 | Wormy_away | Considering Anderson Silva is also getting on a bit |
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15:19.41 | Imperios | It works |
15:19.45 | Technobliterator | Yup |
15:19.47 | Imperios | UNLIMITED POWER |
15:20.05 | Technobliterator | and I need to make you a Special:Chat mod on the wiki |
15:20.14 | Technobliterator | This is because you're a rollback |
15:20.41 | Technobliterator | I figured since Xho had these powers all rollbacks should get them :p |
15:20.55 | Wormy_away | <PROTECTED> |
15:21.08 | Wormy_away | I can't even pronounce that |
15:21.33 | Wormy_away | What is ot Pacific language or something |
15:24.11 | Wormy_away | bbl |
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15:34.46 | Imperios | Hi |
15:35.05 | Imperios | Hachiman Xho OluapPlayer Technobliterator: http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/8/85/Ximicacan_Ascendant.png/revision/latest?cb=20150411153443 More pics |
15:35.10 | OluapPlayer | <PROTECTED> |
15:35.19 | Technobliterator | wb Oluap |
15:35.26 | Technobliterator | had a question, 1 moment |
15:35.30 | OluapPlayer | dat corpse pile |
15:35.33 | Hachiman | Imperios: Ouch |
15:35.45 | OluapPlayer | >Ximicacan |
15:35.47 | Technobliterator | oh man |
15:35.48 | OluapPlayer | montezuma pls go |
15:35.49 | Technobliterator | that is brutal |
15:35.54 | Imperios | hur |
15:36.07 | Imperios | Yes someone got the reference finally |
15:36.11 | Imperios | http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/9/95/Freelanders_versus_Empire.png/revision/latest?cb=20150411153443 Also this |
15:36.29 | OluapPlayer | go freelanders, empire a shit |
15:37.23 | Hachiman | Are those Freelander swords? |
15:37.40 | OluapPlayer | Xho: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HM5-Ki-1qpI |
15:37.56 | Imperios | It's Freelander sword clashing with Empire sword |
15:38.14 | Hachiman | Those Freelander swords are pretty epic |
15:38.22 | Imperios | The curved katana-scimitars are Empire, the straight ones are Freelander |
15:38.33 | Imperios | They are probably macahuitls |
15:38.40 | OluapPlayer | Speaking of humies, I was thinking about retconning Visonia to not have been wiped out completely but just their capital |
15:38.43 | OluapPlayer | So they'd still be around |
15:39.27 | Hachiman | That's a neat idea |
15:39.48 | Imperios | Empire - guten tag ANSCHLUSS ZEIT |
15:39.50 | OluapPlayer | They could be part of the Empire too |
15:40.00 | Imperios | ...damn ninjad |
15:40.04 | OluapPlayer | Their most tolerant part hur |
15:40.06 | Hachiman | Also I have come to the conclusion that Fictionverse and Fantasyverse need more wuxia-style unarmed/melee battles hur |
15:40.07 | Imperios | Could work I think |
15:40.14 | Imperios | Magic karate |
15:40.23 | OluapPlayer | I also want a new name |
15:40.37 | OluapPlayer | Less silly-sounding but still related to eyes |
15:40.38 | Imperios | I actually thought at some point that Carlini's magic style could be more Oriental-esque, with magic-powered punches and kicks and whatnot |
15:40.41 | Hachiman | Karate a shit |
15:41.12 | Hachiman | Karate is fucking useless and the secrets of how to make it actually useful against other non-karate styles has been lost |
15:41.17 | Xho | OluapPlayer: woops |
15:42.49 | Imperios | OluapPlayer: Aynach? |
15:42.56 | Hachiman | OluapPlayer: Olhossarian |
15:43.05 | OluapPlayer | Olhossarian sounds poke-able |
15:43.12 | OluapPlayer | Aynach sounds good |
15:43.21 | Imperios | Olhossarian |
15:43.37 | Imperios | Alhassan - COPYCATS |
15:43.43 | Hachiman | I got the name from "olhos", Portugese for eyes |
15:43.48 | OluapPlayer | Norrigan - fak off brownies |
15:43.52 | OluapPlayer | I can see |
15:43.52 | OluapPlayer | c |
15:43.53 | Imperios | Ayn = Hebrew and Arabic for "eye" |
15:43.55 | Hachiman | c |
15:44.03 | Hachiman | Aynach sounds better yeah hur |
15:44.23 | OluapPlayer | Me and Hachi already concluded they shared ancestry with Mannazia |
15:44.40 | Hachiman | Yes because white people hur |
15:45.12 | Imperios | Well |
15:45.29 | OluapPlayer | The Knights of the All-Seeing would have been their own thing though, they'd not pledge loyalty to either the Empire or the local Aynach government |
15:45.33 | OluapPlayer | Can't stop the good deeds |
15:46.00 | Imperios | Norrigan looks like a Crusader so maybe they were like a group of Mannazians that tried to invade Alhassal, took over one of their huge desert citadels and stayed there |
15:46.07 | Imperios | Like the Crusader states in Jerusalem |
15:46.11 | OluapPlayer | Desert |
15:46.21 | OluapPlayer | You realize Norrigan is from the far east right |
15:46.24 | Imperios | rite |
15:46.37 | Xho | Pelagrios - ching chong potato Riad - ur a prick |
15:46.41 | OluapPlayer | They're even more in the east than Mannazia |
15:47.06 | Hachiman | I am assuming between Mannazia and the Islanders |
15:47.15 | Hachiman | Assuming the Islanders are still located in the east |
15:47.26 | Imperios | Between Islanders and Mannazia = Tartarion |
15:47.35 | OluapPlayer | I marked them in the map as at the southeast of the Islanders |
15:47.41 | Hachiman | rite |
15:47.42 | Imperios | Actually being between Tartarioon and Mannazia could work |
15:47.43 | OluapPlayer | Their closest neighbours are the Erylia Elves |
15:48.33 | Hachiman | If that is the case, Aynach could have been built by Mannazians on top of Erylian settlements |
15:48.44 | Hachiman | Because Mannazians are elf-hating crusader types |
15:48.45 | Imperios | So next to the Vermin Kingdom |
15:49.00 | OluapPlayer | Yes |
15:49.23 | OluapPlayer | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Maps/1776 |
15:49.30 | Hachiman | Although if you are a beastman you are considered tolerable at worst hur |
15:49.49 | OluapPlayer | And my mistake, they're closest neighborus are the Hikamera, not the Erylia |
15:50.11 | Hachiman | Funny because Hikamera also have an association with eyes |
15:50.27 | Xho | illuminatus |
15:50.44 | Imperios | Aye |
15:51.03 | Imperios | ...This actually makes sense now |
15:51.17 | OluapPlayer | I don't imagine the Aynachs being hostile to elves though |
15:51.21 | Xho | Hm |
15:51.22 | Hachiman | Perhaps Aynach was built on top of Hikameran territories during one of their crusades and over time mellowed out because the Hikamerans are chill |
15:51.27 | OluapPlayer | Wouldn't make sense when their closest neighbours are elves |
15:51.37 | Xho | I suppose now that Sauce is coded I can prepare for next fantasyverse fiasco |
15:51.38 | Imperios | Imperials invaded Sovereign territory, took some of it as its own, maybe interbred slightly with the elves, voila, Aynach |
15:51.56 | OluapPlayer | >interbred |
15:51.58 | Hachiman | Like Bretons |
15:52.01 | OluapPlayer | Sovereignty - couldve just asked nicely |
15:52.13 | Imperios | And because it is very far away it is more independent |
15:52.26 | Xho | Hm what to call the next section |
15:52.44 | Imperios | Again kinda like the Crusader states |
15:54.00 | OluapPlayer | Xho: Kalarah's Supa Dupa Tea Party |
15:54.40 | Imperios | https://2ch.hk/po/src/8561342/14287615730740.gif Holy shit that's both terrifying and somewhat hilarious |
15:54.47 | Hachiman | https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/11133742_416293728531328_1376714610269442251_n.jpg?oh=0df09258cb812bd0bf61370503f99beb&oe=559920D9&__gda__=1437664005_8afc35ddea0136b2f92a6a2aa5610bb0 "I like how of all those replies, not a single on of them is a dubs get." |
15:55.15 | Imperios | Wrath of tolerance be upon you |
15:55.20 | OluapPlayer | That's something Chris-Clan would say |
15:55.43 | Imperios | hur |
15:56.05 | Hachiman | Imperios: Same thing happened on the set of GoT after some of the beheading scenes |
15:56.23 | Imperios | hur |
15:57.09 | Imperios | I actually imagine most Imperial humans are mixed with elves at some point, especially Alhassans |
15:57.29 | Hachiman | Yeah, considering that the Empire was built on top of elven lands |
15:57.36 | Imperios | Considering they did not outright kill elves off as say Mannazians |
15:58.01 | Hachiman | Ahmalhrich would be disappointed with the modern Mannazians hur |
15:58.25 | Imperios | It's not because of that, it's because whenever you have slaves at one point you will probably try to have your way with the prettier ones |
15:58.36 | OluapPlayer | I've left open the possibility of Clotholaire having been a half-elf |
15:58.39 | Imperios | It happened in America, it happened in Europe, Asia, Russia, etc |
15:58.42 | Hachiman | ... Like the Crusaders |
15:58.46 | OluapPlayer | So chances are the Mannazians descend from a human-elf couple |
15:59.10 | Xho | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:The_Wrath_of_Night ximicacan |
15:59.20 | Hachiman | I imagine a lot of elf rape happened when Ahmalhrich began his rebellion |
15:59.27 | Hachiman | Not by him of course |
15:59.31 | OluapPlayer | can u not |
15:59.38 | OluapPlayer | Elves are for haldholding and cuddling |
15:59.39 | Wormy_away | Imperios, people can get in deep trouble with histories like that |
15:59.50 | OluapPlayer | Night - GRRRRRRR |
15:59.59 | Imperios | And yes, when the humans rebelled |
16:00.11 | Imperios | It was probably rape time |
16:00.36 | OluapPlayer | Norrigan - this is why i don't follow the empire and i'm not even straight |
16:00.53 | Hachiman | No wonder why Imperial humans probably live longer chronologically than Freelanders do hur |
16:01.50 | Hachiman | I cannot wait for the day when the Sovereignty of Dryada and the Empire of Man decide to become one and pursue space adventures |
16:02.03 | Hachiman | And their homogenous descendants are the rulers of Koldenwelt |
16:02.17 | OluapPlayer | Merovar - fak off ya kike |
16:02.25 | Imperios | > i'm not even straight |
16:02.33 | Imperios | I ship Norrigan and Ndrthyr |
16:02.33 | Xho | Dunno when to start this though |
16:02.45 | Hachiman | What's this Wrath of Night thing |
16:02.48 | OluapPlayer | Norrigan - armored man and armored man forever and ever |
16:02.49 | Hachiman | I don't remember signing up for it |
16:02.54 | Xho | Ndrhthryr - he's dead and i'm a giant robot r u fukun stupud |
16:03.06 | Xho | Next Fantasy story on from Shroud of the Sun |
16:03.26 | Hachiman | Right |
16:03.47 | Xho | Basic premise of the story -> someone dies |
16:03.53 | Wormy_away | jebus I don't want terrorism in my google indexed/spied history |
16:03.54 | Hachiman | Longinus |
16:03.56 | Hachiman | AGAIN |
16:03.59 | OluapPlayer | dat bein hachi |
16:04.00 | Wormy_away | or porn |
16:04.05 | Xho | Longinus - ffs |
16:04.30 | OluapPlayer | Clotho goes on a rampage and throws Caligaduro about |
16:04.31 | OluapPlayer | The end |
16:04.45 | Hachiman | While Clotho and Hacho are away, I can only imagine what Kanna and Sea Witch are getting up to |
16:04.55 | Xho | Caligaduro - oh dear |
16:05.23 | Imperios | https://2ch.hk/po/thumb/8534722/14285659777630s.jpg Hi |
16:05.29 | OluapPlayer | Sea Witch - GET OFF MY CHAIR Kanna - STOP YELLING |
16:05.39 | OluapPlayer | Repeat until the end |
16:06.15 | Xho | The story is gonna be longer than Shroud of the Sun though |
16:06.28 | OluapPlayer | Well Kanna should have left the Skull Cave by now, so they're not doing anything hur |
16:06.32 | Wormy_away | I won't click on your links if it contains those sorts of things, out of fear of the surveillance state |
16:06.35 | Xho | I estimate 15 sections |
16:06.48 | Wormy_away | plz add warning |
16:07.14 | Imperios | It is a joke about Putin |
16:07.15 | Xho | Perhaps 14 |
16:07.19 | Hachiman | Sea Witch - i cant get my hands around it Kanna - be more careful with your fingers have you tried using your mouth Sea Witch - its so hard and its all getting everywhere Kanna - jesus have you never knitted before |
16:07.36 | Wormy_away | that might be okay then |
16:07.51 | OluapPlayer | hur |
16:07.57 | Xho | Yeah 14 sections |
16:08.07 | Imperios | Wait, wrong pic |
16:08.09 | Imperios | https://2ch.hk/po/src/8534722/14285659777630.jpg This |
16:08.29 | Wormy_away | Napoleon wasn't that short in rl lol |
16:10.03 | Xho | Vladimir "Verne Troyer" Putin |
16:10.11 | Imperios | Meanwhile Khadya and Filonan are trying to find out who has been sending them love letters every day |
16:10.26 | OluapPlayer | Saranhreia - teehee |
16:11.54 | Imperios | Javina - Shall I compare thee to a summer's day BECAUSE YOU MAKE ME WANT TO KILL EVERYTHING |
16:13.14 | Xho | I dunno if anyone wants to start on WoN now or not |
16:13.20 | OluapPlayer | I'm available |
16:15.59 | Imperios | If everyone else wants to |
16:17.26 | Xho | https://titanpad.com/QNbnqfZlh3 |
16:18.38 | Technobliterator | WoN? |
16:18.55 | Xho | Yes |
16:18.55 | Technobliterator | OluapPlayer, are there any Loron bosses in particular you want me to make the next section on, btw? |
16:18.56 | Xho | WoN |
16:19.15 | Technobliterator | never heard of it |
16:19.23 | OluapPlayer | That's because it was created today |
16:19.36 | OluapPlayer | Technobliterator: I'm been struggling to think of something for Zalk'don, but other than that, not really |
16:20.01 | Wormy_away | Ghel has a tone of authority today |
16:20.50 | Technobliterator | Hm, I'm not sure I know whose to write next |
16:21.00 | OluapPlayer | Gol'thabex |
16:21.33 | Technobliterator | I'm considering doing that one, I just wanted to write a warboss one |
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16:26.19 | Jepardi | Hi |
16:37.42 | Xho | Hachi wher r u u snail |
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16:42.37 | Imperios | Hm |
16:42.52 | Imperios | When do you think one has to explain religion to a child |
16:42.58 | Hachiman | Young age |
16:43.05 | Hachiman | Between four and six |
16:44.36 | Wormy_away | I was atheist by six |
16:44.55 | Hachiman | Imp asked explain religion |
16:45.01 | Hachiman | Not indoctrinate and preach it |
16:45.57 | Wormy_away | My school wasn't a religiousone but fancied itself as one and there were varios trips to the local church, and i think I confused mythology with history. Then I picked up a science book about that age and developed a sense of distinction. |
16:46.36 | Wormy_away | I know, I was just saying, religion is often taught as soon as a child can speak |
16:47.47 | Wormy_away | Though I'm not a militant atheist, I tell my younger cousins to believe in what they like but question all that is told when they ask me what I believe. |
16:49.25 | Wormy_away | So I'd say by six a child already has some understanding of religion |
16:49.51 | Wormy_away | anyway |
16:50.14 | Wormy_away | But its interesting to see if they start questioning it |
16:51.35 | Wormy_away | That might be when one starts to explain religion |
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17:09.25 | Wormy_away | I like the coverart https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhvqQ9orRrs |
17:09.51 | Wormy_away | nowpunk |
17:12.56 | Charles_Murray | Wormy_away : From an anthropological standpoint, children usually assume their parents' values without questioning them. In the mind of a child, the parent is infallible, and it is only when they become teenagers that they (rather violently) change their minds on that particular issue. |
17:14.05 | Wormy_away | Well yeah, that is why I, at a young age, had difficulty distinguishing history from the Bible, even if it wasn't explicitly taught, the memes were everywhere. |
17:14.38 | Wormy_away | For some odd reaon I gained a critical faculty and remember rejecting it |
17:18.15 | Wormy_away | Hm, I also remember realising depictions of the Milky Way's disc must have been artists conception, upon knowing space probes had not even truly left the solar system. |
17:18.54 | Wormy_away | And that the body isn't hollow and contains organs and bone |
17:19.16 | Wormy_away | lol |
17:20.03 | Technobliterator | Imperios, what do you mean explain it? Teach it, or just explain what it means/how it makes sense? |
17:20.16 | Imperios | Explain it |
17:20.19 | Imperios | The latter I mean |
17:21.19 | Technobliterator | Well, it normally depends on the child. I'd say as soon as they start asking questions, honestly, but normally 6 years is when most parents do |
17:23.03 | Wormy_away | Yeah |
17:23.47 | Wormy_away | What age do you explain communism hur |
17:24.20 | Xho | 2134 |
17:24.40 | Charles_Murray | Hm. I would say that the children of religious parents grow up immersed in it. Worship and the existence of God is a normal fact of life which doesn't need explaining because it's just... there. |
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17:26.05 | Wormy_away | Yeah, qyestioning might come later with such children. Though I wasn't brought up religiously so it had less of an impact. |
17:26.22 | Xho | Titanpad faggotry |
17:27.26 | Wormy_away | On another matter, I'm slightly critical of the movement to teach programming as a basic skill to children |
17:27.54 | Xho | OluapPlayer Hachiman Imperios: https://titanpad.com/QNbnqfZlh3 Working again |
17:28.07 | Wormy_away | It takes a particular kind of person to be a proper programmer, and it takes 10 years at least. And its not an excuse not to learn mathematics, as some people think. |
17:28.32 | Wormy_away | As it is formal |
17:28.51 | Wormy_away | Rather, school should think about teaching mathematics properly |
17:29.10 | Wormy_away | perhaps with an underlying basis for programming/ |
17:30.31 | Wormy_away | Plus, in the current times, few people actually deal with programming; they deal with design that is instant, and most artists use high level languages (like drag and drop websites) |
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17:32.18 | The_Randomness | Hello |
17:32.24 | Wormy_away | hi |
17:33.27 | AdmiralPanda | hi |
17:33.39 | Wormy_away | I went to a talk by a mathematician absolutely dismayed with the way maths is educated |
17:34.48 | Wormy_away | and that numeracy / arithmetic possess a massive gulf from the actual rules |
17:36.16 | The_Randomness | Do you mean the way math is taught? |
17:37.04 | Wormy_away | yeah |
17:37.57 | Wormy_away | Also, I keep seeing annoying comments from people like "ah teaching kids programming is far better than all that maths" |
17:38.22 | The_Randomness | I disagree with that, both are very valuable things to be taught |
17:38.22 | Wormy_away | They do not realise how formal / logical/ mathematical it is |
17:39.50 | The_Randomness | Yeah |
17:40.26 | Wormy_away | I doubt teaching a generation very high level languages will produce a generation of programmers either. |
17:41.24 | Wormy_away | Perhaps maths should be taught better, with a foundation is formal rules that would help any potential programmers |
17:41.29 | Wormy_away | *in |
17:43.07 | Wormy_away | Anyway this mathematics professor described teaching school children quite complex geometry in a day without using numbers at all. |
17:43.31 | Wormy_away | but the rules of geometry |
17:43.50 | The_Randomness | You're talking about primary/secondary school here, right? |
17:46.05 | Wormy_away | primary |
17:46.28 | Wormy_away | In the UK there's a huge movement to teach kids all these very high, drag and drop languages |
17:46.40 | The_Randomness | Oh, that high of a level of programming languages |
17:47.05 | The_Randomness | "High level" is pretty vague |
17:47.11 | Wormy_away | I gues its a top-down way to teach it, though I suggest a bottom-up. |
17:47.38 | Wormy_away | Things like http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scratch_%28programming_language%29 |
17:49.39 | Wormy_away | Also a lot of technology and such conceals programming for the user, and given there is so many very high level stuff anyway... So learning from a top-down approach can't be that helpful tbh |
17:49.46 | The_Randomness | I see |
17:49.51 | Wormy_away | not in real life |
17:50.20 | Wormy_away | So if the aim to actually make a generation of programmers I can't see this top-down approach working |
17:50.56 | Wormy_away | Especially if the mathematics education is as poor as we are told by experts at university |
17:51.05 | Wormy_away | in schools |
17:51.14 | Imperios | I learned making turtles |
17:51.17 | Imperios | turtru |
17:51.23 | The_Randomness | I personally think that spurring interest in programming and such is valuable |
17:51.49 | Wormy_away | Perhaps, but that happens anyway with all this stuff out there |
17:52.54 | The_Randomness | I do understand where you're coming from though |
17:53.35 | Hachiman | Imperios: y not turtru boats 4 korean navy |
17:53.53 | Imperios | Because we did not have samurai in school |
17:53.55 | The_Randomness | Yes, these sorts of languages do cover up very important concepts in programming, but you're likely only using this to introduce them to programming |
17:53.58 | Imperios | We didn't have any use for them |
17:54.06 | Wormy_away | Indeed |
17:55.06 | Wormy_away | I realise too, that something like C++ would not be suitable for primary schoolers either |
17:55.12 | The_Randomness | Indeed |
17:55.48 | Wormy_away | Though, there is a logic behind it, and if the logic could be taught better in general, I feel that would give people more insight. |
17:56.14 | The_Randomness | Just looking at the wiki page for that programming language, it does introduce important concepts like control structures |
17:56.49 | Wormy_away | I sure hope it does |
17:57.09 | Wormy_away | or its a dirty declarative language |
17:57.11 | The_Randomness | It also introduces variable usage and assignment |
17:57.18 | The_Randomness | And operators |
17:57.38 | Wormy_away | it can loop |
17:58.00 | The_Randomness | Yeah, that's a control structure |
17:58.22 | Wormy_away | I once heard the phrase "Can it loop?", in the question of whether its a programming language or not |
17:58.29 | The_Randomness | heh |
17:59.33 | Xho | https://scontent-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/l/t31.0-8/10872760_828650827170236_5653447959941091171_o.jpg |
17:59.45 | The_Randomness | Honestly, I think this sort of thing would be just fine to introduce a 2nd grade student to programming or something |
18:00.40 | The_Randomness | If they want to go further into it, maybe ease them into Python or something. idk |
18:01.08 | Imperios | Xho: So what exactly are void matrices |
18:01.32 | Xho | Well you know the Palantirs from Lord of the Rings right |
18:01.42 | Xho | basically that with nuclear blast magnitudes |
18:01.45 | Wormy_away | yeah |
18:02.21 | Imperios | Rite |
18:02.36 | Imperios | I am just wondering if Ximicacan could try to create void matrix himself |
18:02.45 | Imperios | Or at least summon it into the Snakeblood Wilds |
18:02.48 | Imperios | He'd fail of course |
18:03.36 | Hachiman | https://scontent-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/t31.0-8/11093694_1820692391489754_1538688306472153183_o.jpg |
18:03.42 | Xho | I guess that would be dumb enough an idea to flatten a city |
18:04.06 | The_Randomness | Hachiman: Civ V Gandhi |
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18:25.05 | The_Randomness | Hello |
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18:25.41 | Quark8 | Hello. |
18:25.46 | The_Randomness | Hello |
18:43.10 | Hachiman | OluapPlayer: git bak 2 titanpad pls |
18:43.16 | OluapPlayer | fak off m8 |
18:49.35 | Wormy_away | Ooh the sky has gone purple |
18:49.57 | The_Randomness | ? |
18:50.37 | Hachiman | Aye |
18:51.20 | Wormy_away | You see it too? |
18:51.35 | Hachiman | Yeah a little |
18:51.39 | Xho | It's blue wat u on about |
18:51.59 | The_Randomness | It's probably the mind control drugs wearing off :^) |
18:52.16 | AdmiralPanda | Forgot to give them another dose |
18:52.40 | The_Randomness | Yeah, I'll have to tell waptor about this so then he can inform his reptilian superiors |
18:53.01 | Xho | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Wrath_of_Night#From the Ashes dere |
18:53.07 | Xho | goddammit |
18:53.27 | Hachiman | http://smbc-comics.com/comics/1428765630-d9446bd96548bcc3fb83a5f247afd427.jpg |
18:53.48 | Hachiman | Wrath of Night, where Hachi discovers his maternal instincts |
18:55.09 | OluapPlayer | Hachi - breastfeed time |
18:55.28 | Xho | Kinmo - just for this isiris can go die |
18:55.41 | OluapPlayer | Norrigan - THROW BABY OFF THE FORTRESS' WINDOW |
18:57.45 | OluapPlayer | Time to do the Visonia retcon |
18:57.52 | OluapPlayer | Norrigan of Aynach |
18:57.59 | OluapPlayer | Doesn't have the same sound but it'll do |
19:02.33 | Wormy_away | So there was a pollution warning today, maybe that is why the sky had gone weird |
19:02.47 | The_Randomness | most likely |
19:02.54 | OluapPlayer | ur gon dai of poison cancer |
19:03.47 | Wormy_away | At least it was beautiful |
19:13.53 | Wormy_away | underground fire i bet http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/gateway-hell-sinkhole-opens-up-5490526#rlabs=1 |
19:15.42 | OluapPlayer | Imperios Hachiman: http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Empire_of_Man#Ethnicities humiiiiies |
19:17.03 | Imperios | rite |
19:17.19 | Imperios | OluapPlayer: >However, the fact the Aynach people worship Isiris rather than Pheonas has brought much controversy through the ranks of the Empire |
19:17.21 | OluapPlayer | I can't tell whether that's an approval or not |
19:17.24 | Imperios | I don't think that would be controversian |
19:17.27 | Imperios | *controversial |
19:17.34 | Hachiman | Mannazians do not worship Pheonas hur |
19:17.36 | Imperios | Pheonas is mostly an Alhassan/Manorian god |
19:17.51 | OluapPlayer | I thought worship of Pheonas was a mandatory thing |
19:18.00 | Hachiman | Mannazians would instead revere, but not worship, Ahmahlhrich |
19:18.36 | Imperios | BTW Hachi |
19:18.38 | Hachiman | So yeah, Aynach worshipping Isiris is not a problem |
19:18.45 | OluapPlayer | Right I removed that mention then |
19:18.53 | Hachiman | Isiris is probably not considered a pagan deity anyway |
19:18.57 | Hachiman | Imperios: wot |
19:19.01 | OluapPlayer | Still is it good enough or not |
19:19.04 | Hachiman | Yes |
19:19.05 | Imperios | Could Mannazians be the ones that discovered the Freelanders for the Empire? |
19:19.11 | Imperios | Yeah it's good |
19:19.21 | Hachiman | Yeah Mannazians could have discovered the Freelanders |
19:19.27 | Imperios | As in, a group of Mannazian knights |
19:19.48 | OluapPlayer | Mannazian - KILL MAIN BURN what do you mean these aren't elves no i don't glasses fuk off |
19:19.55 | OluapPlayer | need* |
19:19.57 | Hachiman | olol |
19:20.30 | OluapPlayer | Mannazia and Aynach are descendants of the same people -> radically opposite way of treating elves |
19:21.58 | Hachiman | Aye |
19:22.37 | OluapPlayer | Mannazia - elves is for killin and slaughterin Aynach - non, elves is for cuddlin and MAYBE handholding if dey like u enuff Mannazia - dats sick and lewd |
19:22.49 | Hachiman | kek |
19:24.12 | Hachiman | I can only imagine what Ahmalhrich would do if he ever manages to return to Koldenwelt, which he will not might I add |
19:24.39 | Hachiman | It is one of those situations reminiscent to the Emperor and the modern Imperium of Man in that the Emperor knows what has happened and does not like it one bit |
19:25.47 | Imperios | Ahmalrich - about fucking time i have so many things to complain about |
19:26.38 | Hachiman | Ahmalhrich probably dreamed about unifying mankind and elvenkind to forge an empire to rival the larger Koldenwelt civilisations |
19:26.47 | Hachiman | But no his descendants have to fuck everything up hur |
19:28.46 | OluapPlayer | Elves - dey started it |
19:29.47 | Hachiman | The Imperial Sovereignty |
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19:31.45 | Ghelae | Hello. |
19:31.59 | Hachiman | Hai |
19:40.02 | The_Randomness | Hello |
19:41.51 | Imperios | Hachiman: Okay now I imagine Ahmalrich speaking with a deep, monotonous voice |
19:46.47 | Imperios | ...So MLP villains were: an angsty emo princess, Sheogorath, shapeshifting succubi Xenomorphs, angry dark thing, Dragon Ball Z demon, and now, the USSR |
19:47.06 | The_Randomness | wat |
19:47.44 | Imperios | Alyona showed me that new MLP season and apparently the main villain is a communist cult |
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19:50.03 | The_Randomness | Hello |
19:50.13 | Monet | hello |
19:50.53 | Imperios | Hi |
19:52.11 | Hachiman | The USSR |
19:52.13 | Hachiman | What the fuck |
19:53.06 | Imperios | Well maybe it is not as obvious for a non-Russian but the antagonist village in the episode screams Soviet Union |
19:54.06 | Hachiman | I thought they were Lotus Eaters |
19:54.54 | Imperios | It's closer to mundane propaganda + magic to remove cutie marks |
19:55.33 | Imperios | And at the end of episode 1 the main characters are thrown into a gulag |
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19:55.54 | Imperios | Or an insane asylum |
19:56.15 | Imperios | Which fits even better because under Andropov dissidents were branded insane and thrown there |
20:00.28 | Imperios | So yeah USSR ponies |
20:01.28 | Wormy_away | MLP has come a long way from ice cream wars. |
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20:03.01 | Wormy_away | Imperios: The really old version https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UG7BRIPYmpQ |
20:03.35 | Imperios | hur |
20:03.42 | Hachiman | MLP is fine as a kid's show, I like how it makes attempts to convey scenes of a more serious nature alongside lighthearted humour |
20:04.03 | Imperios | It's very good, just a tad overrated |
20:04.03 | Hachiman | It's the majority of its fanbase, which is not children, that make it seem worse than it actually is |
20:04.10 | Hachiman | Yeah and it's overrated |
20:04.30 | Imperios | Frankly compared to Winx and Monster High, I'd rather make my sis watch MLP |
20:04.44 | Hachiman | Winx and Monster High are actual shit though |
20:04.49 | Hachiman | Cash-in stuff |
20:04.49 | Technobliterator | I know many people who enjoy who don't act anything like most of its fanbase |
20:05.50 | Hachiman | What baffles me is exactly how the whole brony movement came to be |
20:05.51 | The_Randomness | Well, the loudest and most vitriolic parts of a fanbase tend to set its image] |
20:05.58 | Hachiman | I mean how the fuck could older guys get into this shit |
20:05.59 | Wormy_away | I can't criticise them really, when I can still enjoy the odd Spongebob episode, or something of nostalgia like the Wild Thornberries or Rugrats |
20:05.59 | The_Randomness | Yeah, same thing here hachi |
20:06.06 | OluapPlayer | must dai |
20:06.44 | Technobliterator | Some people genuinely enjoy it |
20:06.52 | Monet_ | Humans can get into all sorts of wierd things. |
20:06.57 | Technobliterator | I don't feel the need to alienate an entire fandom |
20:07.19 | Hachiman | Yes but Wormy you do not buy the merchandise or pursue sexualised endeavors from those shows |
20:07.21 | The_Randomness | I don't really care about what people enjoy so long as they don't push it into my face |
20:07.23 | Hachiman | A horrifying amount of people do |
20:07.28 | Imperios | Hachiman: Still a minority |
20:07.30 | Hachiman | Not the entire fandom but they do |
20:07.43 | Wormy_away | I used to like Pit and Kantrop, Corneil, Scooby Doo, Samurai Jack, Avatar Airbender, Pinky and the Brain, Taz of Tazmania, Mona the Vampire, Arthur, and probably a hundred others |
20:07.49 | Wormy_away | Ah Recess was good |
20:07.50 | Imperios | Okay I seem to have triggered Hachiman's AM side |
20:07.57 | Technobliterator | concur with Random |
20:08.01 | Technobliterator | AM side? |
20:08.14 | Imperios | AM is a character from a story that Hachi likes |
20:08.19 | Imperios | Basically an AI that hates everyone |
20:08.24 | The_Randomness | hoh |
20:08.25 | Technobliterator | oh, not his Anti-Mage side then |
20:08.30 | Imperios | AM fits too |
20:08.33 | Imperios | He hates every mage |
20:09.17 | Wormy_away | I get the sense a lot of bronies are a bit emo'ish |
20:09.23 | Imperios | Modern emos? |
20:09.26 | Imperios | Kinda fits |
20:09.30 | Wormy_away | Yeah |
20:09.31 | Imperios | Emos + neckbeards |
20:09.33 | Monet_ | It's not nice to label the 80% that are decent people as the 20% who are wierdos |
20:09.38 | Imperios | + Perky goths |
20:09.49 | OluapPlayer | dunt insult goths with dis pls |
20:10.04 | Wormy_away | yeah goths are cool |
20:10.55 | Wormy_away | Bring it on Nightwish |
20:11.16 | Wormy_away | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_q6chUtSef4 |
20:11.43 | Wormy_away | Then of course there is *The* Goths |
20:11.53 | Wormy_away | Bringing Rome to its knees |
20:11.55 | Imperios | Ostgoths or Westgoths? |
20:11.58 | Imperios | Ya |
20:12.22 | Wormy_away | both |
20:17.55 | Hachiman | This fucking banana |
20:18.05 | Hachiman | Why won't you open you goddamn faggot |
20:18.12 | The_Randomness | l o l |
20:19.00 | Technobliterator | star wars nearly done downloading |
20:19.16 | Technobliterator | This'll be my first time watching a Star Wars film in god knows how long now |
20:19.20 | Wormy_away | How strange, this symbol gave me Deja Vu when it appeared http://vikingrune.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/valknut_2.jpg |
20:19.21 | Hachiman | Greedo shot first |
20:19.34 | Technobliterator | yes, yes he did |
20:20.07 | Wormy_away | Hachi: Open it from the otherside like what chimps do |
20:20.23 | AdmiralPanda | Greedo shot first but Han hit first, and it's the second part that matters :P |
20:20.27 | Hachiman | How about I open you from the otherside |
20:20.54 | AdmiralPanda | that said the fact that Greedo missed at that range is just silly |
20:21.01 | Monet_ | Greedo was a noob. |
20:21.09 | Wormy_away | Misses |
20:21.23 | Monet_ | He was some scrub who thought he could make a quick big buck. |
20:21.31 | Hachiman | In the Legacy canon Greedo was a fuck up |
20:21.36 | Hachiman | So it is no surprise he lost |
20:21.59 | AdmiralPanda | even a scrub really shouldn't be missing by that much at that little range :P |
20:22.10 | Technobliterator | What do you guys think of them making the Expanded Universe all non-canon? |
20:22.31 | Hachiman | An expert move |
20:22.40 | Monet | I think the intention was he was to be a noob i nthe film - he holds Han ag gunpoint, over-the-table, in a crowded cantina whien moments ago everyone panicked after some old guy cut an alien's arm off.. |
20:22.43 | AdmiralPanda | gives them more room to play with |
20:22.59 | Hachiman | Now they can do whatever they want with the films rather than having to stick to the established (now non-)canon |
20:23.29 | Hachiman | As far as I am concerned, alternate universes |
20:23.31 | Wormy_away | I think it was terrible how they did it |
20:23.58 | Technobliterator | I think it was very, handwavy |
20:24.16 | Wormy_away | Because it meant the Star Wars universe is no longer as open, and many of the trusted publishers can no longer make Star Wars material. |
20:24.44 | Monet | TOR still seems to eb doing okay. |
20:24.45 | Wormy_away | Disney has strangled it imo |
20:24.46 | Imperios | https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100419113432AA0D92T >argasim |
20:25.02 | Imperios | It makes sense |
20:25.18 | Imperios | To me Extended Universe has become so clunky, it's okay they cleaned it up |
20:25.42 | Imperios | OluapPlayer: I wonder if there have ever been Aynachian Grand Monarchs in the history of the Empire |
20:25.45 | Imperios | ...Probably unlikely |
20:25.50 | Wormy_away | Yeah but one can easily filter out the bitsa they don't like |
20:25.58 | OluapPlayer | Depends if you want it to happen |
20:26.02 | Wormy_away | I hated the Vongwars |
20:26.05 | Monet | Sure some peopel whined when Bioware set in stone who Revan was but when you have thousands of players who each probably played Revan their own way (to an extent), it's impossible to say whath appened to Revan in a community game of 1000s without pissing at least one person off. |
20:26.35 | Xho | I think I know what I want for my next car |
20:26.37 | Hachiman | Imperios OluapPlayer: https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/11009915_416434731850561_7905042551249076186_n.jpg?oh=14f331b22ce015f7ee7125f2e7c37b87&oe=55AACF55&__gda__=1436027967_f3457463938225c680bcafdf3508ea63 |
20:26.39 | Xho | Centuries down the line |
20:27.01 | OluapPlayer | olol |
20:27.14 | Imperios | Essentially yes |
20:27.25 | OluapPlayer | The Monarch could have tried making peace with elves and ended up assassinated for it |
20:28.26 | OluapPlayer | Also since I suck at humans, could you make the Aynach in Spore for me? |
20:28.30 | OluapPlayer | Plus a fancy flag |
20:28.45 | Hachiman | Mannazia - if u luv elfs dat meens ur into beastiality |
20:29.02 | OluapPlayer | Aynach - deyrs not animals tho |
20:29.41 | Hachiman | Mannazia - funi cuz u dunt kno any betta were big an ur not were rite an ur wrong |
20:29.43 | Xho | Monet: BMW 4 series convertible, look at it |
20:29.51 | Wormy_away | Alright the reason I'm annoyed is that EU material was useful in vs. debates |
20:29.58 | OluapPlayer | Aynach - wat da fuq is wrong with u |
20:30.23 | Hachiman | Mannazia - i bet u hold hands with elfs u fukn fags |
20:30.28 | Wormy_away | The GE is easily Tier 1 hyperepower by SW standards given all the EU content |
20:30.34 | OluapPlayer | Aynach - only if dey let us |
20:30.41 | Hachiman | Mannazia - c |
20:30.53 | Monet | Xho: Solid build but are you sure about a convertible? |
20:31.03 | OluapPlayer | Aynach - ur jus jelly cus u cant get brown elf booty |
20:31.13 | Monet | Or would you be after a hard-top |
20:31.30 | Hachiman | Mannazia - y wud we want brown elf booty we cant stand brown hooman booty |
20:31.38 | Monet | Apologies |
20:31.41 | OluapPlayer | dat racist |
20:31.49 | Monet | I think the 4 series looks better with the roof up. |
20:32.03 | Xho | I've been in loads of convertibles |
20:32.10 | Hachiman | Mannazians are not fond of Alhassans though so it's true hur |
20:32.20 | Xho | 4 or 5 I think |
20:32.36 | Hachiman | They find them distrustful, zealous, sneaky guys |
20:32.38 | Hachiman | goys even |
20:32.39 | Xho | As in just from the cars my dad's owned |
20:32.40 | Monet | How many have you crashed? |
20:32.52 | Xho | Never crashed a car hur |
20:32.56 | Imperios | Alhassans think Mannazians are stupid angry barbarians |
20:33.00 | Xho | A car has crashed into me though |
20:33.05 | Xho | Stupid woman |
20:33.27 | OluapPlayer | Aynach think both Alhassans and Mannazians need to chill brh |
20:33.29 | OluapPlayer | bruh* |
20:33.40 | Xho | 4 series convertibles are pretty affordable as well |
20:33.52 | Hachiman | If it was not for the Grand Monarch it is likely that Mannazia would have taken up arms against Alhassal already |
20:33.54 | Xho | I mean by the time I'd want a new car they would have gone down in price considerably |
20:34.13 | OluapPlayer | Javina - all alfgunds fault |
20:34.22 | Hachiman | Alfgund - fukn sand monkey |
20:34.29 | Wormy_away | I can't be asked to have a car until I need one. |
20:34.38 | Wormy_away | All that money and stress |
20:34.57 | Xho | In our age range they're more trouble than they're worth really |
20:35.06 | Xho | Going past 25 they're worth having |
20:35.21 | Wormy_away | yeah |
20:35.36 | Wormy_away | if you can get a stable job by then |
20:35.40 | Wormy_away | *if I |
20:36.05 | OluapPlayer | Aynach's location means they're also the province who's most vulnerable to Red Wyvern attacks |
20:36.24 | OluapPlayer | Their relations with the Erylia could have well started as a mean of pushing the wyverns out of their lands |
20:36.46 | Xho | 4 Series convertibles go from £35,000 - £40,000 new so give it a few years and that price will be halved |
20:36.52 | Hachiman | Aye that makes sense |
20:37.21 | OluapPlayer | Aynach - we were killing dragons then we realized booty was too real |
20:37.48 | Hachiman | Mannazia - we were killing dragons and still are you fucking faggots holy shit |
20:38.11 | OluapPlayer | Aynach - shuddup angries |
20:38.18 | Hachiman | Mannazia - BAWW |
20:39.32 | OluapPlayer | This talk makes me want to use them |
20:42.21 | Hachiman | I will admit that I had thoughts about a Mannazian civil war happening because the Mannazian people are getting tired of the Cold War-status with the Sovereignty and want to push for an open war while the Mannazian leader and a few noble houses disagree, or rather are obeying the Grand Monarch's word |
20:42.37 | Hachiman | And eventually extends into a Mannazia vs Empire incident |
20:43.08 | OluapPlayer | Ahmalhrich - clotholaire use a hex to give me extra arms i need more of them to facepalm at this |
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20:52.09 | The_Randomness | hey |
20:52.19 | Ghelae | Hello. |
20:52.30 | Cyrannian | Hai |
20:54.02 | OluapPlayer | ~kick Cyrannian |
20:54.02 | infobot | ACTION kicks Cyrannian |
20:54.10 | Cyrannian | ~explode OluapPlayer |
20:54.10 | infobot | ACTION blows up OluapPlayer with bombs |
20:56.40 | Xho | https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CCUlMIzWYAEsa6A.jpg:large Dalverat's obsession |
20:58.27 | OluapPlayer | olol |
21:07.36 | Hachiman | Imperios: Freelanders went Vietnam on the Imperials then hur |
21:07.39 | Imperios | OluapPlayer Xho Hachiman: http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Freeland_City_States#History Holy shit I finally did it |
21:07.46 | Imperios | Comment |
21:07.56 | Imperios | Hachiman: Yeah pretty much |
21:08.23 | Imperios | I think I mentioned that I based the Empire of Man on the United States at some point |
21:08.27 | Imperios | Among other inspirations |
21:08.38 | Hachiman | Aye |
21:09.19 | Hachiman | Who would have thought that Mannazians were good with balls hur |
21:09.40 | Xho | Ximicacan got Ximicacan'd |
21:09.44 | Imperios | hur |
21:10.15 | OluapPlayer | "the knights did surprisingly well at the games; once the tournament was over, the score of the Mannazians exceeded that of M'rão's own players almost sevenfold" |
21:10.24 | OluapPlayer | Zran Kar - kek status = achived |
21:10.26 | OluapPlayer | achieved* |
21:10.43 | Imperios | And yes you can guess where I took the name of the lord from |
21:11.09 | Hachiman | I wonder if any bedroom politics has taken place between the Freelanders and Imperials |
21:11.36 | Imperios | Javina - NO I WON'T DO THAT unless it's that topless lady |
21:12.12 | OluapPlayer | Hamoins - surprise its me |
21:12.20 | Hachiman | Alfgund - i might have a chance here these people bed far worse |
21:12.30 | OluapPlayer | u done gud now write the rest |
21:12.36 | OluapPlayer | I want info about muh related cities |
21:13.12 | Imperios | I hope you like the "legend" part of their history |
21:13.25 | OluapPlayer | It's a nice touch, I like tht |
21:13.26 | OluapPlayer | that |
21:13.27 | Imperios | I tried to actually make it look like a national epic |
21:13.30 | Hachiman | Aye so do I |
21:13.33 | OluapPlayer | It gives them a mystic air |
21:14.03 | OluapPlayer | Now I would imagine how the Freelanders would react if they came across the Man-Serpents |
21:14.07 | OluapPlayer | cus snakes |
21:14.35 | Imperios | Freelander - our snakes are superior |
21:14.49 | OluapPlayer | Man-Serpent - take dis *almonohuim* |
21:15.29 | Hachiman | We really need to make pages for Alhassal and Mannazia one day |
21:15.36 | Imperios | Aywe |
21:15.42 | OluapPlayer | u cant even finish the Sovereignty page |
21:15.48 | Imperios | I will do it after the Klaxxa page |
21:15.48 | OluapPlayer | u duo of complete dums |
21:15.53 | Imperios | I actually came up with a lot of ideas about them |
21:16.25 | Imperios | BTW was the Brazil reference okay? |
21:16.34 | OluapPlayer | There was a Brazil reference? |
21:16.56 | Imperios | >the knights did surprisingly well at the games; once the tournament was over, the score of the Mannazians exceeded that of M'rao's own players almost sevenfold |
21:17.01 | Imperios | Now what nation is Mannazia based on |
21:17.05 | Hachiman | Ohgod |
21:17.07 | Hachiman | No you didn't |
21:17.10 | Hachiman | You didn't |
21:17.19 | OluapPlayer | I'd be insulted if I cared about football |
21:17.21 | Imperios | I am surprised you didn't get that |
21:17.22 | OluapPlayer | Which I don't |
21:17.28 | Hachiman | That's fucking genius I love it hur |
21:17.31 | Xho | Oh I get it |
21:17.37 | Imperios | Also M'rao = Mineirao |
21:17.47 | Xho | rekt |
21:17.57 | OluapPlayer | That's how in tune I am with my own country |
21:17.59 | Hachiman | I thought M'rao = Chairman Mao |
21:18.34 | Xho | Chariman Mrao |
21:19.04 | OluapPlayer | Imperial - freelanders are weird their founder had sex with a snake and one of their cities has sex with fishes |
21:19.09 | OluapPlayer | founders* |
21:19.37 | Hachiman | Mannazian - could be worse could be having sex with ELVES |
21:19.42 | Imperios | hur |
21:20.08 | OluapPlayer | Mannazians would rather be raped by Merkan than have elf waifus |
21:20.38 | Xho | I come back to this |
21:20.42 | Xho | https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CCVu0LqUsAA_LSE.png:large This is my response |
21:20.47 | Hachiman | >Mannazians are fine with beastmen >Hate the thought of sex with other humanoids |
21:20.49 | The_Randomness | hue |
21:20.50 | Hachiman | Literally Welsh |
21:20.52 | OluapPlayer | get hoh'd |
21:21.01 | Imperios | Hur |
21:21.29 | OluapPlayer | Speaking of Merkan I have to make two Merkan cahrs |
21:21.39 | OluapPlayer | Expies of Father Dagon and Mother Hydra hur |
21:21.44 | Hachiman | Fish Fingers and Captain Birdseye |
21:21.49 | Imperios | Sponge Bob and Patrick |
21:22.05 | Hachiman | Smiley Nastyface |
21:22.06 | OluapPlayer | Mudpriest - *explodes own head* i don't get it |
21:22.10 | Xho | Mermaidman and Barnacle Boy |
21:22.20 | OluapPlayer | Mudpriest - EVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL |
21:23.40 | Xho | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePGQFJduC9Q |
21:23.51 | Hachiman | I wonder if the Mudpriest has a liking for young human boy children |
21:23.55 | Hachiman | He is a priest after all |
21:23.55 | OluapPlayer | Name suggestions are welcome |
21:24.00 | Imperios | Hur |
21:24.02 | OluapPlayer | Father X and Mother Y |
21:24.23 | Xho | Mllllghrhrfhgh and Mgglgldlkfgb |
21:24.40 | OluapPlayer | That's probably how the Merkan themselves call them yes |
21:25.00 | Hachiman | Patriarch Vrutluthar and Matriarch Ethodrathalar |
21:25.08 | OluapPlayer | dat gud |
21:25.49 | Imperios | Can work |
21:26.01 | Imperios | BTW OluapPlayer remember our discussion about Turkey and the Merovar? |
21:26.11 | OluapPlayer | Vaguely |
21:26.15 | Xho | https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xta1/v/t1.0-9/11150279_825013957553954_7714610599546260555_n.jpg?oh=0d82a661a56fe7865259c81cd7f9cb29&oe=55ABD593&__gda__=1436676890_3b4617efa2fbbdb3d379571c9961b55a |
21:26.31 | Xho | Kinmorunddraver - goddammit nigga im ded leev me alone |
21:26.33 | Imperios | I just remembered something |
21:26.40 | Imperios | You know about the Janissaries? |
21:26.50 | OluapPlayer | Not really |
21:27.15 | Imperios | Well basically the Ottomans had a rather cool way of forming the military |
21:28.17 | OluapPlayer | Hm? |
21:28.53 | Imperios | Basically they took young children from their client peoples (Christians mostly) and raised them in Turkish culture, turning them into highly indoctrinated disciplined elite soldiers |
21:29.10 | Imperios | Their administrators were raised the same way so this prevented corruption |
21:29.13 | Xho | turkey ackbar |
21:29.30 | Imperios | Xho: Well the Turkish Sultan was Islam's spiritual leader |
21:29.37 | Xho | ALLAHU TURCKBAR |
21:29.49 | Imperios | He was basically Muslim Pope in addition to Emperor |
21:31.34 | Imperios | Xho Hachiman: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrO3TfJc9Qw Now that's a way to improve demographics |
21:31.40 | Hachiman | https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/988517_416452378515463_1750723093237229465_n.png?oh=f769016cdd16728d13d9b8376d4b0bc3&oe=55DE59DF&__gda__=1436628019_07c97b1e15ee8a7d0f85af9db881116f |
21:32.03 | OluapPlayer | So how does this relate to the Merovar |
21:32.23 | Imperios | Just thought it would be interesting to have a military force like this in the Fantasyverse, just brainstorming |
21:32.30 | OluapPlayer | Ah |
21:33.01 | OluapPlayer | Indoctrinating children is not really the Dynasty's thing |
21:33.31 | Imperios | BTW about the Klaxxa, I wonder if I could give them an emphasis on blood purity among their own species |
21:33.54 | Imperios | Since they're interbred with dragons maybe their nobles are concerned with keeping that true dragon blood in their lineage |
21:34.09 | Xho | http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/5/57/KinmoInfant.png/revision/latest?cb=20150411213339 YOU WANT CUTE I'LL GIVE YOU CUTE |
21:34.13 | Hachiman | inb4 dragon rape |
21:34.33 | Monet | Xho: Even when he was a baby he was grumpy |
21:34.36 | Hachiman | Xho: Hachi - gimme cuddles |
21:34.37 | Imperios | Probably not |
21:34.43 | Imperios | it could give an interesting twist to their culture |
21:34.45 | Xho | Monet: I take it you haven't read the new story then |
21:34.59 | Imperios | Also it is a way to show some racism without making Klaxxa look like xenophobic dicks hur |
21:35.01 | Xho | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction%3AWrath_of_Night dere |
21:35.01 | OluapPlayer | Baby Kinmo - BLEH |
21:35.01 | Hachiman | Those little horns |
21:35.07 | Monet | Xho: I don't read much Fantasyverse |
21:35.30 | OluapPlayer | I remember you saying something about Klaxxa having true dragon ancestry |
21:35.38 | Xho | Basically Caligaduro killed Kinmorunddraver and got reincarnated into a fluffball |
21:36.06 | Hachiman | And Hachi is now Kinmo's mummy |
21:36.26 | OluapPlayer | http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/8/88/Merkan_PatriarchMatriarch.png/revision/latest?cb=20150411213611 feesh |
21:36.48 | Xho | Mudpriest - I CAN BE WHO I WANT DAD |
21:36.54 | Hachiman | which wuns which |
21:37.08 | OluapPlayer | <- Padre -> Madre |
21:37.18 | Hachiman | Looks pretty good hur |
21:37.34 | Imperios | Aye |
21:37.56 | OluapPlayer | They're Zargamahla's personal tenders and revered figures of the Merkan |
21:38.05 | OluapPlayer | They're also somehow involved in the process of turning people into Merkan |
21:38.25 | Hachiman | I imagine them as the old couple from Courage the Cowardly Dog |
21:38.30 | Hachiman | With Mudpriest as Courage |
21:38.49 | OluapPlayer | They serve the Mudpriest, not the other way around |
21:38.53 | Hachiman | rite |
21:38.58 | OluapPlayer | They're each about twenty meters tall too |
21:39.13 | Hachiman | 20m tall -> Serve a one-eyed paedophile |
21:39.32 | OluapPlayer | Vargash's artifact from the Kinmo plot is the Patriarch's crown |
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21:46.01 | Tek0516 | O |
21:47.09 | Tek0516 | O.o Apparently someone ran an EUIV observer game all the way to the year 6662. |
21:47.43 | Tek0516 | Livestreamed the whole thing. |
21:48.08 | Monet | Must have taken a while |
21:48.31 | Tek0516 | Then after two weeks worth of streaming it got corrupted. O.o |
21:50.27 | Xho | OluapPlayer: So the Mudpriest is still the top dog fish then |
21:50.36 | OluapPlayer | Yes |
21:50.49 | OluapPlayer | Mudpriest -> PatriMatri -> eveyrone else |
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21:52.26 | OluapPlayer | The Patriarch and the Matriarch probably lead over the Merkan when the Mudpriest is away, which is often, but the Merkan's hierarchy is not well understood by anyone to be able to tell |
21:52.37 | OluapPlayer | Coming up with details would ruin the ambiguity hur |
21:53.20 | Hachiman | Yeah that makes sense hur |
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22:11.53 | Monet | https://thesipadvisor.files.wordpress.com/2014/01/kingpin.jpg :OhSpidey: |
22:12.21 | The_Randomness | lol |
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22:25.11 | ImpyDroid | I am going to translate one popular Russian MMO review video into English |
22:26.06 | ImpyDroid | What review should I do? SWTOR, Tera, private WoW server, Perfect World, Neverwinter Online, or LotRO |
22:26.08 | ImpyDroid | ? |
22:26.23 | Monet | LotRO needs more love |
22:28.31 | Hachiman | Lord of the Rings Online |
22:28.35 | Hachiman | What's that |
22:31.06 | Monet | Kinda self explainatory heh. |
22:31.39 | Monet | A bit like WoW, but with Tolkien mythology. |
22:32.02 | Hachiman | Never heard of it |
22:32.07 | Monet | By the looks of things the development team wants to do the entirity of Middle Earth. |
22:33.46 | Wormy_away | its been out for a while |
22:34.20 | Monet | If I recal lcorrectly, the latest expansion brought us Rohan. |
22:37.01 | Liquid_Ink | Is there Rhun and Harad yet? |
22:39.06 | Monet | I suspect we won't see Harad until we get to Mordor, seeing as we're largely following the Fellowship. |
22:39.16 | Monet | THat'll be a while yet |
22:42.02 | Liquid_Ink | So we don't have Gondor yet? |
22:42.38 | Monet | Not yet but we could se it i nthe next expansio or two.. |
22:43.24 | Monet | Unless we take a detour to the Dead Marshes or travel deepr into Fangorn. |
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22:53.25 | Monet | "In The Letters of J. R. R. Tolkien, Tolkien speculated that the description of the Dead Marshes may have been based on his personal experience in World War I, specifically, the Battle of the Somme, in which he saw dead men who were laying in the mud where they were killed. " > from the LotR wiki. I can see this |
22:54.17 | The_Randomness | I can see that as well |
22:56.09 | Monet | The Somme is likely one of the harshest and most brutal battles of the great war. Maybe the whole ar of the Last Alliance was inspiared by WWI |
22:56.52 | Monet | I think it's implied that the last war of such a magnitude in Middle Earth's history was the War of the First Age |
22:57.19 | The_Randomness | Yeah, that was the last major war |
22:57.28 | The_Randomness | And that was HUGE |
22:58.22 | Monet | " After this war, the Elves never managed to make a great and mighty show of force in war again." could the Elven kingdoms be France? |
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22:58.42 | The_Randomness | hm |
22:58.50 | The_Randomness | I guess you could draw parallels if you wanted to |
22:58.51 | Wormy_ | I found a planet so close to a black hole in Space Engine that when I land on it and look down, the surface twists around in 360 degress |
22:59.38 | Monet | Suddenly the War of the Ring being a parallel of WWII feels a little eerie. |
23:00.01 | Technobliterator | I'm considering retrying SWTOR |
23:00.10 | Technobliterator | At least, when my A Levels end |
23:00.17 | Technobliterator | (and possibly after uni too) |
23:00.47 | ImpyDroid | Monet Hachiman: So apparently actual Quran scriptures actually only tell women to cloak their breasts and genitals in public |
23:00.49 | Monet | Saruman occupying the SHire does nto help me not seeparallels |
23:01.04 | ImpyDroid | So essentially bikinis are totally Islamic hur |
23:01.49 | TekDroid | Wormy: I was messing around on a planet while less than an AU from the event horizon, I swear I turned around and could still see the black hole. |
23:02.18 | Monet | ImpyDroid: Yeah. I heard from a pair of lecturers who travelled the Silk Road a couple of years ago that women's headwear is only really a thing in the Arab League. |
23:02.23 | TekDroid | Took 2 or 3 BSODs before I managed to fix the issue. XD |
23:02.36 | Monet | Places like Turkmenistan and Khazakstan the rules are mroe lax. |
23:02.56 | ImpyDroid | Central Asia is more lax yeah |
23:03.44 | Monet | Unfortunately for the West, a lot of Muslim migrants that are seen come from the Arab League. |
23:03.59 | Monet | At least, that's the perception |
23:04.32 | ImpyDroid | Ours come from Central Asia, admittedly we do not have that much of a stigma against Muslims in general |
23:04.57 | ImpyDroid | Particular Muslim nations, yes, but Islam in general is not that hated |
23:05.13 | ImpyDroid | Chechens though |
23:05.26 | Wormy_ | TekDroid: I'm only 40km above the planet now, but I'm struggling to actually find the planet;s surface |
23:06.14 | ImpyDroid | Okay, admittedly, the fact that traditional Russian female dress includes a veil may be helping |
23:06.16 | Monet | Here in the UK and from what I've seen i nthe US, the stigma that beign a muslim woman and looking like this http://thepolar.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/face_28915c.jpg is still rather common. That or the hijab. |
23:06.27 | Hachiman | The treatment towards Islam in the UK is mixed |
23:06.53 | Hachiman | We have a lot of Muslim migrants, but we also have a lot of people who do not support Islam based on the extremism displayed by the media |
23:06.54 | ImpyDroid | http://ic.pics.livejournal.com/u1ver/15082951/39031/39031_600.jpg We steal a lot of shit from the Middle East |
23:07.01 | Monet | From personal experience I've hardly ever seen a burka |
23:07.11 | ImpyDroid | Ninja women |
23:07.17 | Monet | Plenty of women wearing a hijab though. |
23:07.19 | ImpyDroid | Never saw any women in burqas |
23:07.30 | ImpyDroid | Some hijabs, maybe |
23:07.45 | Hachiman | From what some Iranian migrants from the West have claimed, headdresses are actually considered fashionable |
23:07.49 | ImpyDroid | But even that is rare, which is odd considering how many Muslims we have |
23:08.00 | ImpyDroid | Hachiman: Yeah I saw fancy hijabs |
23:08.09 | ImpyDroid | Personally I think hijabs are kinda cute |
23:08.15 | Hachiman | Like the amount of people who choose to wear them outnumbers those who are forced to wear them |
23:08.23 | Hachiman | And the amount of people who do not wear them hur |
23:08.49 | Monet | There's talk here in the UK of actually banning the burqa was an item of clothing on UK soil. |
23:09.00 | Monet | as an item* |
23:09.35 | ImpyDroid | Admittedly Chechen girls do wear hijabs often, but that is mostly to show off |
23:09.48 | ImpyDroid | As I said before, they are Russian Scots |
23:10.08 | Monet | I don't mind the hijab, some of them loo kquite pretty. |
23:10.13 | Monet | look quite* |
23:10.17 | Hachiman | Yeah headdresses are kinda cute |
23:10.26 | AdmiralPanda | Most muslim women here in Australia show their faces, in fact I've seen many who have the head covering but otherwise have quite normal clothes |
23:10.29 | AdmiralPanda | even some form-fitting ones |
23:10.33 | Monet | 1 sec |
23:11.23 | ImpyDroid | I generally think girls with headwear are pretty |
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23:11.43 | ImpyDroid | Which is why I have characters like Javina or Iovera |
23:11.49 | Monet | What Did I miss after Hachi saying headdresses are cute? |
23:11.58 | Hachiman | Although I do prefer seeing hair rather than not seeing hair hur |
23:12.24 | Monet | Hachiman: There are two guys on my course who are probably more easily recognised andremembered for the beanies they wear. |
23:12.51 | Monet | So I'm quite okay with not seeing hair. |
23:13.03 | Hachiman | Beanies are okay I suppose |
23:13.19 | Hachiman | I was more referring to women than men hur |
23:13.25 | ImpyDroid | Beanies are lesbian |
23:13.30 | ImpyDroid | Which is even better |
23:14.01 | Monet | One of them goes full hog: patterned beanie with a gaitn pom-pom and ear flaps |
23:14.10 | Monet | giant* |
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23:18.37 | ImpyDroid | Monet: What you said about Kazakhstan actuallly reminded me of a discussion on YouTube I had earlier this day |
23:18.54 | ImpyDroid | A guy said that all Muslims by definition must support totalitarianism |
23:19.04 | Monet | ImpyDroid: Ohdere |
23:19.17 | ImpyDroid | I noted that Kazakhstan and Turkey are quite liberal |
23:19.19 | Monet | I can smell the flame war for mhere |
23:19.37 | ImpyDroid | He said that Turkey's president is Hitler v2 |
23:19.56 | Monet | Turkey's a bit iffy really. |
23:20.24 | ImpyDroid | I mentioned that my own (Christian) relatives live in Kazakhstan and Uzbekistan and are not persecuted at all |
23:20.28 | ImpyDroid | His reaction? |
23:20.38 | Monet | It's liberal, but you've still got a bunch of old guys telling peopel how they should be living. |
23:21.17 | ImpyDroid | "All I can hear is lies to defend a disgusting cult" |
23:21.30 | ImpyDroid | Okay that was a great argument |
23:22.04 | Monet | It's one of the pains of the modern age. |
23:22.41 | Monet | People appear confused about what to believe about what goes on in their own and others' countries |
23:22.54 | ImpyDroid | Then again I am not sure if the fact that my relatives get along everywhere is because Kazakhs are tolerant or because Koreans fit anywhere |
23:23.20 | ImpyDroid | My relatives are very widespread and that actually causes problems sometimes |
23:23.27 | ImpyDroid | I have an uncle living in Ukraine |
23:24.01 | ImpyDroid | When we annexed Crimea he began ringing all his relatives, Russian ethnic slurs blazing |
23:24.07 | TekDroid | [19:20] <Monet> It's liberal, but you've still got a bunch of old guys telling peopel how they should be living. > To be fair that description fits most of the West too. |
23:24.13 | ImpyDroid | Ya |
23:24.44 | ImpyDroid | Kazakhstan is liberal... to a point. It is basically Russia without preposterous imperial ambitions |
23:24.45 | Monet | I guess what matters is how strongly its enforced. |
23:24.49 | TekDroid | true. |
23:26.32 | ImpyDroid | Okay I also had another interesting YouTube argument |
23:27.19 | ImpyDroid | It started off as a homosexuality/civil marriage argument but then it eventually branched off into something more philosophical |
23:27.43 | ImpyDroid | We talked about how important physical passion is in a relationship |
23:28.19 | The_Awayness | That sounds far too intellectual for Youtube |
23:29.38 | Technobliterator | I'm super bored |
23:29.47 | Technobliterator | I might write a Loron section or something |
23:29.49 | Hachiman | Technobliterator: Get a bf |
23:29.58 | Technobliterator | nty |
23:30.08 | Hachiman | Get a gf |
23:30.08 | Technobliterator | too busy for that shit |
23:30.15 | Technobliterator | nty |
23:30.17 | Technobliterator | too straight for that shit |
23:30.25 | Hachiman | Saying you're busy |
23:30.27 | Hachiman | Busy with what |
23:30.32 | Wormy_ | DrodoEmpire, Tekdroid: There is the space porn http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/File:Space_warp.png |
23:30.35 | Hachiman | I'll tell you what you're not busy with |
23:30.47 | Hachiman | Being in the kitchen and making my fucking sandwiches |
23:31.05 | OluapPlayer | "or something" |
23:31.09 | OluapPlayer | You should've done this days ago |
23:31.12 | TekDroid | Wormy: Ooh. |
23:31.12 | OluapPlayer | fukin lazi |
23:31.17 | ImpyDroid | >get a gf |
23:31.23 | ImpyDroid | YEEEEEESSS |
23:31.35 | Hachiman | Oh great I've done it now |
23:32.00 | Technobliterator | in my defense, Oluap |
23:32.07 | Technobliterator | you haven't done any in ages :o |
23:32.09 | The_Awayness | Hachiman: What have you done? D: |
23:32.21 | OluapPlayer | FUKIN LAZI |
23:32.47 | The_Awayness | You want lazy? I am the king of lazy. |
23:32.50 | The_Awayness | :3 |
23:32.56 | Hachiman | The_Awayness: Set Imp off about lesbians |
23:32.58 | OluapPlayer | fuk off burger |
23:33.11 | The_Awayness | I know that |
23:33.11 | Hachiman | It is almost like Imp wants to be a qt lesbo girl himself |
23:33.17 | Technobliterator | ;_______; |
23:33.22 | ImpyDroid | Oh and more random Muslim facts: apparently the Islamic Caliphate's original banner was just a white flag |
23:33.26 | ImpyDroid | A white flag |
23:33.47 | OluapPlayer | I'm eating a pizza as we speak too |
23:33.52 | OluapPlayer | rub it on ut faic |
23:33.52 | Technobliterator | pizza |
23:33.54 | Technobliterator | PIZZA |
23:33.55 | OluapPlayer | ur* |
23:33.57 | Technobliterator | PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA |
23:33.58 | Hachiman | Explains why France has a high Muslim population |
23:34.02 | Technobliterator | who's more crazed me or Imp |
23:34.05 | The_Awayness | Imp |
23:34.08 | TekDroid | ImpyDroid: I think I recall seeing that. |
23:34.33 | OluapPlayer | You don't go raving about ethnicity, nationalities or gay women like Imp |
23:34.41 | ImpyDroid | Islam |
23:34.48 | ImpyDroid | Do not forget Islam |
23:34.53 | ImpyDroid | And LGBT rights |
23:35.16 | OluapPlayer | He does all of that instead of editing the wiki which makes the Oluap very angry |
23:35.18 | Hachiman | Shouldn't you be asleep |
23:35.58 | ImpyDroid | Yes I have a date tomorrow |
23:36.04 | ImpyDroid | Farewell |
23:36.12 | Technobliterator | is curious |
23:37.30 | Hachiman | Imp is the most alpha of all of us |
23:37.45 | OluapPlayer | fukin normie |
23:38.40 | Hachiman | Who needs love which involves developing a relationship and interacting with another person when I have tender self-love which can be fulfilled whenever I am not in public |
23:39.53 | Monet | Your hand is not a true substitute for a woman. |
23:40.14 | Monet | Better than nothing though I guess |
23:40.24 | The_Randomness | My love lies with science |
23:40.59 | Hachiman | Yes but my hand comes without the errors brought by women |
23:44.09 | Cyrannian | And rightfully so, that conversation has been killed. |
23:44.45 | The_Randomness | rip |
23:46.52 | Technobliterator | rip in pizza |
23:47.44 | Hachiman | rip in peace |
23:55.20 | Aeo | Wormy_ Monet What are we going to call my subplot, I assume it will be treated as a subplot, in the Schism? |
23:55.40 | Monet | It can be a subplot. |
23:55.42 | Wormy_ | I'm the worst for naming things. |
23:55.45 | Monet | As for names..not sure. |
23:55.56 | Hachiman | Depends what it is about |
23:56.03 | Hachiman | I am okay with names I guess |
23:56.21 | Aeo | I named the file for the rp I did with wormy USRP1 but I do not remember what US stood for and I remember thinking I'd want to rename it anyway. |
23:57.21 | Aeo | Hachiman: The DCP gets a high tier three empire in Andromeda to bully some low-mid tier 4 AGC members around it, partially to rob the DI of allies. |
23:58.19 | Aeo | The Imperium of Rael'nos, the empire I'm playing, would very much love the AGC to collapse because it's conquery and the AGC protects all of the small empires around it. |
23:58.48 | Aeo | It believes that, at least, the DCP conquering Andromeda will help with that. |
23:59.58 | Hachiman | Hm right |