| 00:00.15 | Technobliterator | They should only be used for search purposes, and you won't use the search bar for those namespaces |
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| 00:33.15 | TekDroid | ~test |
| 00:33.15 | infobot | test is, like, not funny |
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| 01:23.06 | Patriot868 | hi |
| 01:27.28 | Monet | Hello |
| 01:45.46 | Comrade_Vinny | Hey! |
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| 01:54.58 | GD12 | hi |
| 01:55.57 | TekDroid | Hello |
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| 02:09.58 | DrodoEmpire | Hey everyone |
| 02:10.30 | Hachiman | Hai |
| 02:12.38 | Monet | Hello |
| 02:59.03 | DrodoEmpire | Anyway, I gtg. Night everyone |
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| 05:40.55 | TekDroid | test |
| 05:40.57 | TekDroid | ~test |
| 05:40.58 | infobot | i guess test is not funny |
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| 11:56.48 | Jepardi | Hi |
| 11:59.15 | Ghelae | Hello. |
| 12:37.40 | Comrade_Vinny | Hey guys! |
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| 14:24.36 | *** topic/#sporewiki is SporeWiki! http://spore.wikia.com || Logs: http://ibot.rikers.org/%23sporewiki/ || Collaborative Universes: Sci-Fi http://tinyurl.com/3ddvp7q Fantasy http://tinyurl.com/p9qau7l || Roleplay subchannels: #sporewiki-rp1 and #sporewiki-rp2 || http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Thread:196458 |
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| 15:22.35 | OluapWorker | ~slap Cyrannian |
| 15:22.35 | infobot | ACTION slaps Cyrannian, keep your grubby fingers to yourself! |
| 15:27.02 | Comrade_Vinny | Cyrannian, what exactly do your people do with drunken sailors? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGyPuey-1Jw |
| 15:28.09 | Cyrannian | Ugh, hate that sort of music. In any case, drunken sailors usually drown. |
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| 15:29.15 | Comrade_Vinny | BUt... But... I though all Irish were merry drinkers who like dancing in line... :( |
| 15:29.35 | Comrade_Vinny | My whole life is a lie... |
| 15:30.03 | GD12 | Hello |
| 15:33.08 | Cyrannian | Coffee is my alcohol and I'm not exactly merry. Though not drinking is a bit unusual here, so your life hasn't totally been a lie. |
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| 15:38.18 | Tek0516 | Hello |
| 15:51.00 | Tek0516 | O.o Apparently my dad's work still uses a Commodore 64 amd floppy disks. |
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| 16:10.00 | odell | Hello. |
| 16:11.10 | Ghelae | Hello. |
| 16:13.37 | odell | How's today? |
| 16:13.58 | Comrade_Vinny | Good. |
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| 16:25.18 | odell | Today's been a bit slow day. |
| 16:27.20 | odell | Went to school, turns out that our teacher who was supposed to have lessons with us for 4-5 hrs is sick. So I stayed together my other three classmates whom were also unsuspectable of our teacher's sickness. |
| 16:28.48 | odell | Because we had stuff that has to be done and handed in. Icing on the cake, a physics lesson as the day's last class. |
| 16:33.18 | odell | Ghelae: http://i.imgur.com/O3mjNTx.png |
| 16:34.33 | Ghelae | See, *some* people realise that radioactive spiders are actually a good idea. |
| 16:35.05 | Tek0516 | lol |
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| 16:59.13 | Xhp | God dammit |
| 16:59.40 | OluapWorker | spp |
| 17:00.00 | Ghelae | Hello. |
| 17:00.52 | odell | Ghelae: Idk much about you. But... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6cfFnBNELs |
| 17:00.56 | odell | Goddamnit |
| 17:01.15 | odell | Just 1ms too late |
| 17:01.19 | odell | god fucking damnit |
| 17:06.03 | TekDroid | lol |
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| 17:49.05 | Hachiman | Hai |
| 17:49.14 | Hachiman | Looks like I am having a good day today |
| 17:49.38 | OluapWorker | ~cuddle Hachiman |
| 17:49.38 | infobot | ACTION grabs Hachiman and cuddles until Hachiman begs for mercy |
| 17:49.52 | Hachiman | Got another Distinction on top of 3 already earned alongside a Merit, got a partial extension on some work that needs catching up on which is easy as piss, and my new headset arrived today |
| 17:49.56 | Hachiman | In perfect working order |
| 17:50.11 | Hachiman | Plus I got Friday off so my two week holiday has an additional day |
| 17:50.23 | OluapWorker | Aw yis |
| 17:55.29 | Hachiman | https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/11081265_339116569612328_3101547448674931668_n.png?oh=d6ea909e219d8180a89fc6d8fb8dfa06&oe=55B5E190&__gda__=1437721881_d6a5f8d5f3aca2b5467db1b2eb00a121 |
| 17:56.29 | OluapWorker | pls no bully the kitty |
| 17:57.24 | Xho | So Zayn Malik left One Direction and now people are literally cutting themselves |
| 17:58.07 | Xho | https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/11073554_948117441889812_3481715732858034085_n.jpg?oh=d3538ac3b86b336d628433de5f10d227&oe=55BAF3B1&__gda__=1438372231_a7fadf0d74255f93ef88729ce477da46 However |
| 18:03.16 | Xho | I had like 30 notifications on my newest deviation alone |
| 18:06.49 | OluapWorker | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Shu%27wokerama I rewrote burd's page |
| 18:06.52 | OluapWorker | needs nu quotes |
| 18:07.19 | Xho | Santorakh - ur like angazhar but moar useful |
| 18:07.41 | OluapWorker | Angazhar - ;;;_;;; |
| 18:08.41 | Xho | Santorakh - well u dunt throw tea parties |
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| 18:09.25 | OluapWorker | Angazhar - how bout i throw u, u green shit |
| 18:09.52 | Xho | Santorakh - throw dis *cheese* |
| 18:09.52 | Monet | Hello |
| 18:10.16 | Hachiman | Hai |
| 18:13.57 | Xho | OluapWorker: Quoted |
| 18:16.06 | OluapWorker | "I don't like angry people at my table." Volim - one reason i shuld leave |
| 18:17.05 | Xho | Santorakh - no u stay |
| 18:17.35 | OluapWorker | Volim - i want off this ride |
| 18:17.50 | Xho | Santorakh - i am the ride |
| 18:19.54 | Xho | Hachiman: https://scontent-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/11058744_849855631753055_5725864551790164739_n.jpg?oh=e9fefe700662e075528f4324ec7f772c&oe=5579B2CF |
| 18:21.25 | Monet | Oh yeah I heard about that today. |
| 18:22.15 | TekDroid | Hello |
| 18:22.31 | Monet | James May said Top Gear would potentially go on regardless. |
| 18:22.48 | TekDroid | What even happened with Top Gear anyway? |
| 18:23.02 | TekDroid | I know he got fired but that's it. |
| 18:23.21 | Monet | Jeremy Clarkson verbally abused a producer, punched him and got fired as a result. |
| 18:24.53 | Xho | I'd love to whack a BBC producer |
| 18:25.57 | Xho | Someone suggested Boris Johnson to replace Jezza |
| 18:27.18 | Hachiman | Yeah; Boris Johnson suggested Boris Johnson should replace Jezza |
| 18:27.31 | Xho | Oh right |
| 18:27.35 | Xho | Not as funny now |
| 18:27.54 | Hachiman | OluapWorker: Quoted ur dum burd |
| 18:27.57 | Hachiman | Good work on his page btw |
| 18:28.06 | Monet | Some are saying Jezza being fired was due to his actions being a final straw. |
| 18:28.08 | OluapWorker | n-no ur the dum ;-; |
| 18:28.24 | Hachiman | F5 that actually |
| 18:28.26 | Xho | b-baka |
| 18:30.09 | Cyrannian | http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2015/03/25/clarkson-cult-commit-mass-suicide-in-reasonably-priced-car/ |
| 18:30.51 | Xho | wat |
| 18:30.53 | OluapWorker | Shu'wok - try and stop us wanker |
| 18:31.10 | Hachiman | Hachi - is dat a threat |
| 18:32.33 | Xho | Not quite sure whether I should give Hez Chaos Energy again or just exceedingly powerful Demonic Energy |
| 18:32.43 | OluapWorker | Shu'wok - dats roughly ten thousand mocks at u |
| 18:32.55 | Hachiman | Hachi - o-ok |
| 18:33.38 | Xho | Dunno |
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| 18:34.33 | OluapWorker | Hez - roast flavour or cheese flavour i kill u regardless |
| 18:34.44 | DrodoEmpire | Hey everyone |
| 18:34.53 | Hachiman | Hai Drodo |
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| 18:36.30 | Xho | In that case Hez might have a Mastered Demon Form |
| 18:36.46 | OluapWorker | Hez - toppest dik |
| 18:37.07 | Xho | Hez - wat do u call neigh with demon energy sir u bastard |
| 18:37.23 | OluapWorker | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:The_Recruitment Also been updating this today |
| 18:37.47 | Xho | wen was i in dis |
| 18:38.04 | OluapWorker | Krath |
| 18:38.25 | Xho | i dunt remember ;_l |
| 18:38.30 | Xho | My eye is suddenly an l |
| 18:38.36 | OluapWorker | u fukin mutant dum |
| 18:38.58 | OluapWorker | This is the fiction where Krath goes all "I oversee corruptus peeps now" |
| 18:39.07 | Xho | o rly |
| 18:39.17 | OluapWorker | how culd u 4git |
| 18:39.20 | OluapWorker | its only been 3 years |
| 18:39.25 | Xho | I thought it was after Recruitment tbh |
| 18:39.29 | Xho | 3 years |
| 18:39.34 | Xho | I CAN'T REMEMBER BREAKFAST LET ALONE THREE YEARS |
| 18:39.43 | OluapWorker | hur |
| 18:39.52 | OluapWorker | Nope it was at the end of the Recruitment |
| 18:40.21 | OluapWorker | So i'll need your face to rp the last section once I get all the others done |
| 18:40.32 | Xho | rite |
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| 18:40.55 | Xho | Krath gets some screen time, now has 1% the screen time of every other Xhodocto |
| 18:41.11 | OluapWorker | Krath - im callin my lawyer |
| 18:41.49 | Xho | Santorakh - yo |
| 18:41.59 | OluapWorker | Funny because i remember suggesting Krath for that specific reason, because I thought he needed more screentime hur |
| 18:42.14 | Xho | Krath - didn't happen laziest of the xhodocto |
| 18:42.35 | Xho | Kinda funny since Krath is meant to be the Horseman of Conquest and the Xhodocto don't conquer anything |
| 18:42.38 | Xho | Makes perfect sense |
| 18:43.48 | OluapWorker | Krath - i conquered all laziness and made it my own |
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| 18:45.16 | Wormy_ | hi |
| 18:47.24 | Wormy_ | Hachiman you are gonna like this |
| 18:47.40 | Hachiman | Hm? |
| 18:48.12 | Wormy_ | A giant worm has been discovered in the ocean, as a big as a whale and its bioluminescent went touched |
| 18:48.20 | Wormy_ | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPPYNpEbod8 |
| 18:48.22 | Hachiman | Oh sweet |
| 18:48.23 | OluapWorker | Wha |
| 18:49.00 | OluapWorker | "can grow as long as a sperm whale" |
| 18:49.04 | OluapWorker | All aboard the nope train |
| 18:49.23 | Hachiman | It looks like a giant empty condom |
| 18:49.28 | Xho | I did not know those things existed |
| 18:49.48 | Imperios | Wormy_: We should check if it produces spice |
| 18:49.52 | OluapWorker | That looks fucking terrifying that's what |
| 18:50.02 | Cyrannian | That is very ew |
| 18:50.29 | Wormy_ | Oh,like that sci-fi movie, whats it called again? |
| 18:50.40 | OluapWorker | SAND CASTLE |
| 18:50.43 | Hachiman | Imperios: Wouldn't work, Sandworms are highly reactive to water hur |
| 18:50.56 | OluapWorker | "Nuke it from orbit." |
| 18:51.56 | Imperios | As in they die from it, yes that's a problem hur |
| 18:51.57 | Monet | Wormy_: Dune? |
| 18:52.13 | Imperios | But admit it that thing looks like a tranluscent Shai Hulud |
| 18:52.17 | Imperios | *translucent |
| 18:52.19 | Wormy_ | Yes |
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| 18:52.29 | Wormy_ | hi |
| 18:52.31 | GD12 | hi |
| 18:52.42 | OluapWorker | See this is why I'm scared of the ocean, you got huge sperm whale-sized worms and we only discovered them now |
| 18:53.05 | Imperios | >see, Spongebob was right! there IS an Alaskan Bull Worm! |
| 18:53.07 | OluapWorker | Imagine what other sorts of weird stuff is hidden down there |
| 18:53.28 | GD12 | spermwhale sized worm |
| 18:53.38 | GD12 | next find |
| 18:53.40 | GD12 | cthulthu |
| 18:53.56 | Wormy_ | Yeah, I've always believed there was more to find, and there must still be more |
| 18:54.09 | OluapWorker | Would be pretty metal |
| 18:54.19 | Monet | They don't look that dangerous. |
| 18:54.29 | Monet | Though it depends on what they eat |
| 18:55.02 | Hachiman | Krill and plankton probably |
| 18:55.13 | Xho | But how does it eat |
| 18:55.17 | OluapWorker | It's no that they're dangerous, it's that they're weird as hell |
| 18:55.18 | Xho | Or even |
| 18:55.23 | OluapWorker | http://i.4cdn.org/an/1427251973509.jpg have a dog in a suit |
| 18:55.39 | Hachiman | Looks like Danny DeVito |
| 18:55.42 | Xho | olol |
| 18:55.45 | Monet | Xho: Same way a Basking Shark does probably |
| 18:55.49 | OluapWorker | Doggy DeVito |
| 18:56.01 | Xho | Monet: I have to ask, how does a Basking Shark eat |
| 18:56.23 | OluapWorker | it basks |
| 18:56.27 | OluapWorker | hon hon hon |
| 18:56.39 | Wormy_ | If you are a planckton that beast would be much scarier. Imagine a collective colony of humans stitched together comin to consume you |
| 18:56.48 | OluapWorker | no thx |
| 18:56.55 | Wormy_ | *plankton |
| 18:57.03 | OluapWorker | That's half of the Ice Age's plot right there |
| 18:57.36 | Monet | Xho: They simply swim around and scoop plankto nint otheir mouths. |
| 18:59.06 | Monet | So those things all around the mouth of the pyrosome probably collect plankton and break them down. |
| 18:59.29 | OluapWorker | I eyed upwards for a second and read "Shark" as "Shrek" for a split moment |
| 18:59.32 | OluapWorker | Basking Shrek |
| 19:00.05 | Monet | Yeah, reading up that one worm is an entire colony of invertebrates. |
| 19:01.42 | Hachiman | olol |
| 19:01.55 | OluapWorker | WHAT ARE YE DOING IN MA OCEAN |
| 19:01.58 | Monet | Plankton are collected by the colony swimming around like it's a giant net and the unicates (the tiny things on its interior) suck in the plankton-filled water. |
| 19:02.11 | Monet | Tunicates* |
| 19:03.05 | Monet | Don't worry though, tinicates aren't normally large enough to be capable of digesting people. |
| 19:03.10 | Monet | tunicates* |
| 19:04.30 | Imperios | http://imgur.com/gallery/kx8yW On a side note |
| 19:04.38 | Xho | http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/0/08/KrathazhrukhalEye.png/revision/latest?cb=20150325190244 i c u |
| 19:05.13 | Monet | Seeing as this page http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pyrosome indicates we've known about these worm things since as late as the end of the 19th century. Just no one that's whale-sized. |
| 19:05.25 | Monet | as early as* |
| 19:05.47 | Xho | Those sculptures are damn expensive though |
| 19:05.48 | OluapWorker | Santorakh - poke |
| 19:06.04 | Monet | Xho: They look amazing |
| 19:06.22 | Xho | The octopus/squid one went for $1650 |
| 19:06.29 | Monet | dayumn |
| 19:06.34 | Monet | I like the koi fish. |
| 19:08.32 | Monet | okay I stand corrected reading down |
| 19:08.47 | Monet | Sea-worms have been an accepted lifeform i nthe oceon since the beginning of the 19th century. |
| 19:09.18 | Cyrannian | http://www.thepoke.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/CAorI31XIAAmvLE.jpg |
| 19:09.40 | Monet | Cyrannian: Desecreation! |
| 19:09.50 | OluapWorker | Grorious queen |
| 19:09.58 | Monet | desecration* |
| 19:10.06 | DrodoEmpire_ | wat |
| 19:10.29 | *** join/#sporewiki Ghelae (059701fb@gateway/web/freenode/ip.5.151.1.251) |
| 19:10.37 | *** mode/#sporewiki [+o Ghelae] by ChanServ |
| 19:10.42 | Ghelae | Hello. |
| 19:11.42 | Hachiman | https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/11080938_1212983482064436_504000889139060895_n.jpg?oh=34f4494d34d0f42dbe6e1437004186bd&oe=55A690B8&__gda__=1436908297_710ba4279873031a4af82b68b5760540 |
| 19:12.04 | DrodoEmpire_ | What |
| 19:12.05 | DrodoEmpire_ | That's |
| 19:12.11 | DrodoEmpire_ | That's not how acronyms work |
| 19:12.18 | DrodoEmpire_ | What |
| 19:12.23 | Imperios | Cyrannian: The Kimfildels who made this must burn |
| 19:12.24 | Hachiman | "Tit's healthy for you!" |
| 19:12.30 | Xho | Dear god |
| 19:12.41 | OluapWorker | Hachi - i knew i was right |
| 19:12.46 | Imperios | Speaking of which |
| 19:13.12 | Imperios | Monet: One of my Russian friends just shared a pro-NK, non-humorous picture on VK |
| 19:13.16 | Imperios | Should I be worried |
| 19:13.38 | Hachiman | Reminds me of how I unfriended people for supporting Britain First's Facebook page |
| 19:13.51 | DrodoEmpire_ | ^ |
| 19:14.51 | DrodoEmpire_ | I'd unfriend a few people too if it weren't for fact that I'm related to them in some way. :P Not particularly nice to unfriend family members imo |
| 19:15.04 | Imperios | Well I have known already that he is a right-wing conservative homophobic Putinist guy and he's a teen but still that's a bit odd |
| 19:15.08 | Imperios | I'll find the pic now |
| 19:15.18 | Hachiman | I unfriended my dad post-divorce |
| 19:15.24 | Hachiman | Or rather post-disowning |
| 19:15.35 | DrodoEmpire_ | That's pretty understandable at that point |
| 19:15.40 | Imperios | http://cs14108.vk.me/c540105/v540105596/2583e/g_8FHp9sKPg.jpg "The difference between a North and a South Korean" |
| 19:15.44 | Cyrannian | I often unfriend people for sharing and liking Sinn Féin posts |
| 19:15.52 | Imperios | That's the picture |
| 19:16.08 | Hachiman | To be faur |
| 19:16.08 | Hachiman | fair even |
| 19:16.12 | DrodoEmpire_ | Imperios: Yeah that's obviously representative |
| 19:16.13 | Xho | I just don't friend my family on Facebook |
| 19:16.13 | DrodoEmpire_ | :p |
| 19:16.18 | Hachiman | The South Korean makes me want to punch them in the face |
| 19:16.19 | Imperios | ...The buff guy on the left actually looks more like an Asian Russian than anyone from the Korean Peninsula |
| 19:16.34 | Xho | Was about to say |
| 19:16.39 | Monet | Imperios: Maybe it's anti-SK? |
| 19:16.43 | Xho | Aren't North Koreans all like 5'6" and malnourished |
| 19:16.44 | Imperios | Hachiman: Kkot-minam heh |
| 19:17.03 | Imperios | Monet: More pro-NK, I think; it would make more sense for a pro-Russian public where he found it |
| 19:17.06 | OluapWorker | impossibru |
| 19:17.09 | OluapWorker | north korea stronk |
| 19:17.25 | DrodoEmpire_ | Xho: NK can't even provide for their own army, so yeah they're all basically poor as dirt |
| 19:17.27 | Imperios | Putinists have no reason to hate SK but they have reasons to like NK because we're kinda among the only people who tolerate them somewhat |
| 19:17.59 | Hachiman | Well Russia is the reason why NK is the way it is today :p |
| 19:18.07 | Imperios | I'd like to punch the guy on the right in the face too but my gf and a few of my female friends like guys like him so I won't do that :P |
| 19:18.09 | Monet | Imperios: True. I wondered if it was more anti-SK because there's a special kind of hate for selfie-ing like the girl is. |
| 19:18.11 | OluapWorker | lik ur own butthole |
| 19:18.18 | Imperios | Hachiman: Russia and Japan |
| 19:18.30 | Monet | Wait is that a guy or a girl on the right... |
| 19:18.33 | Hachiman | Monet: That is a dude |
| 19:18.34 | Imperios | Because Japan initially made Korea lose its independence |
| 19:18.36 | Xho | That would be a guy |
| 19:18.38 | Imperios | Monet: That's a dude |
| 19:19.00 | DrodoEmpire_ | Monet: I was stumped for a bit too. :P |
| 19:19.06 | Imperios | http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kkonminam That phenomenon |
| 19:19.16 | OluapWorker | THAT'S A PENIS |
| 19:19.22 | Hachiman | olol |
| 19:19.30 | Cyrannian | What ever floats your goat |
| 19:19.37 | OluapWorker | baah |
| 19:19.44 | Monet | What about beeing anti-west sentimentality? |
| 19:19.50 | Imperios | That too |
| 19:20.04 | Imperios | And generally homophobic too |
| 19:20.22 | Imperios | That guy's a pretty big homophobe, though he is not rude about it so I'm okay with that |
| 19:20.27 | Imperios | He generally just makes jokes about that |
| 19:20.33 | Imperios | And I make counter-jokes |
| 19:20.37 | Hachiman | I am not homophobic but I hate the look of the kkonminam phenomenon already |
| 19:20.42 | DrodoEmpire_ | ^ |
| 19:20.53 | Imperios | Hachiman: On the extreme, yeah it looks odd |
| 19:21.16 | Monet | Guy on left is strong and wearing more traditional Far-Eastern attire. The guy on the right has no muscle, is selfieing and wearing a baseball cap and mickey-mosue T-shirt, The only that guy could be any more Western is by wearing baggy jeans and trainers. |
| 19:21.20 | OluapWorker | looks like FAGITS |
| 19:21.21 | Imperios | The more... tame versions of the kkonminam appearance is actually what I'd like to look myself, but I guess it does not qualify as kkonminam already |
| 19:21.28 | Monet | the only way* |
| 19:21.45 | DrodoEmpire_ | Like I get personal expression, but seriously. That just doesn't seem very... "Manly" :p |
| 19:22.05 | Hachiman | DrodoEmpire_: Gonna have to stop you there |
| 19:22.08 | Hachiman | You just triggered me |
| 19:22.08 | DrodoEmpire_ | Not that I'm one for that sort of jock bullshit, but it strikes me as odd |
| 19:22.42 | OluapWorker | Reminds me of one pic i've seen once |
| 19:22.45 | Imperios | http://cs614622.vk.me/v614622962/12ce0/u9V0TtjjQOI.jpg I remember my GF once linked me that picture and said she'd like me to have a hairstyle like that |
| 19:22.50 | OluapWorker | "It's okay, when i'm wearing a skirt, i'm a girl!" |
| 19:22.52 | Imperios | Not sure if that qualifies as "Kkonminam" |
| 19:23.04 | Hachiman | It does not |
| 19:23.06 | Hachiman | Just effeminate |
| 19:23.11 | Xho | My hair is sorta like that when it gets long |
| 19:23.14 | Xho | Which is why I cut it |
| 19:23.21 | Xho | Well, get it cut |
| 19:23.24 | OluapWorker | But that's short hair |
| 19:23.28 | OluapWorker | ur bald |
| 19:23.35 | Hachiman | inb4 ur not a trve metalhead |
| 19:23.50 | Wormy_ | My hair is starting to go over my ears and eyes |
| 19:23.55 | Imperios | Like personally I am okay with more effeminate-looking appearance in Korea |
| 19:23.59 | OluapWorker | That's long hair |
| 19:23.59 | Hachiman | ur not cvlt enough to grow ur hair long |
| 19:24.01 | Imperios | After all, it is popular and people like that |
| 19:24.02 | Imperios | So why not |
| 19:24.03 | Wormy_ | But thats because lazi |
| 19:24.30 | DrodoEmpire_ | Imperios: Yeah I guess. I personally find it weird but they aren't hurting anybody |
| 19:24.32 | Cyrannian | If I had long hair, I'd twirl it around twice a day, proclaiming that I am worth it. |
| 19:24.38 | Xho | goddammi |
| 19:24.41 | DrodoEmpire_ | hur |
| 19:24.42 | Imperios | Monet: Yeah I think the idea is "South Koreans are decadent like Europeans, North Koreans are manly like us Russians" |
| 19:25.31 | Imperios | "Westerners are decadent" is one of the pillars of our society hur |
| 19:25.38 | OluapWorker | Grorious reader is very manly, he's got the beer belly and all |
| 19:25.48 | Imperios | Mostly because our life quality is worse |
| 19:25.58 | Imperios | So we have to find something we are better than you at hur |
| 19:26.06 | Monet | Imperios: MAybe that's the aim of the message? |
| 19:26.08 | Xho | Speaking Russian |
| 19:26.09 | Xho | dere |
| 19:26.09 | Hachiman | Yeah |
| 19:26.11 | Hachiman | Alcoholism |
| 19:26.15 | Imperios | Pretty much yeah |
| 19:26.24 | Monet | Russia did have a hand in North Korea's foundation after all. |
| 19:26.36 | Imperios | Hachiman: You have Cyrannian and his people |
| 19:26.39 | Imperios | So no we're even here |
| 19:26.57 | Hachiman | We don't have Cyrannian though hur |
| 19:26.57 | OluapWorker | Hey, not every reptilian is a drunkard |
| 19:27.01 | Hachiman | He is part of the free Irish |
| 19:27.09 | Imperios | I mean Europe in general |
| 19:27.11 | Wormy_ | Tbh I think of Werstern Russia as part of Europe |
| 19:27.32 | OluapWorker | and it is |
| 19:27.37 | Imperios | Glorious Russians do not care about borders because they won't matter when our missiles fly |
| 19:27.38 | OluapWorker | That's how continents work |
| 19:27.57 | Hachiman | Is Portugal even European |
| 19:28.01 | Cyrannian | I've never even tasted alcohol before, so excuse u |
| 19:28.01 | OluapWorker | That was the most boastful thing I've read all weak |
| 19:28.15 | Imperios | "Is Russia Europe" is actually a HUGE point of contention in Russia and former Soviet Union |
| 19:28.16 | Wormy_ | Eurovision thinks Australia is European now |
| 19:28.24 | OluapWorker | No, Portugal is part of the soth pole |
| 19:28.30 | OluapWorker | Of course it's european are you serious |
| 19:28.40 | Hachiman | How do I geography |
| 19:28.51 | Imperios | Okay technically Portugal and Spain are/were culturally Middle Eastern |
| 19:28.56 | Monet | Hachiman: Geographically it is. Culturally... I have no idea. |
| 19:29.00 | Hachiman | This is the same guy that thought Brasil was a small country |
| 19:29.12 | OluapWorker | never go full retard |
| 19:29.12 | Imperios | Portugal, Spain, Greece, Balkans etc |
| 19:29.17 | DrodoEmpire_ | Wormy: Eh, it is predominantly European in culture, at least at first. |
| 19:29.24 | Wormy_ | Imperios: Agreed, I saw lots of Islamic influence in Seville architecture wise |
| 19:29.27 | Imperios | Hachiman: You sure you do not have any American ancestors |
| 19:29.42 | Hachiman | Well I am British |
| 19:29.43 | Imperios | Wormy_: Aye |
| 19:29.45 | DrodoEmpire_ | Though that's also sort of like classifying Canadian culture as European |
| 19:29.48 | OluapWorker | Hachi is half-Burger |
| 19:29.54 | Imperios | He is Burger's dad |
| 19:29.56 | Monet | Portugal's kinda one of the less well-off European countries despite being close to two of the mroe successful ones. |
| 19:30.03 | Hachiman | DrodoEmpire_: Is it not? |
| 19:30.15 | Imperios | As for Americans we generally think of them as stupid |
| 19:30.22 | Imperios | But I think everyone thinks they are hur |
| 19:30.23 | Hachiman | I was under the impression Canada followed a similar culture to the United Kingdom like how Australia does except much more polite |
| 19:30.24 | DrodoEmpire_ | Well, I consider it a crossroads between European and American culture, Hachi |
| 19:30.33 | Imperios | Hachiman: Frenglish |
| 19:30.44 | Cyrannian | Though Portugal does have the second best road system in the world, apparently. |
| 19:30.45 | Imperios | Except they apologise like crazy |
| 19:30.48 | OluapWorker | Funny how Portugal used to be important back in the 1500s but now no one gives a crap about it, at least as far as i know |
| 19:31.02 | Hachiman | Aye |
| 19:31.08 | DrodoEmpire_ | Yeah portugal and spain used to be the shit |
| 19:31.11 | Imperios | They know our pain of being a fallen empire :~; |
| 19:31.18 | Monet | It was host t oa world's fair in the 90s...that's about it really. |
| 19:31.22 | OluapWorker | No one cares for those silly portuguese-speaking countries |
| 19:31.35 | Hachiman | Yeah I mean |
| 19:31.39 | Hachiman | Who is Brasil even |
| 19:31.48 | DrodoEmpire_ | Now they're sort-of there thinking about the "good ol' days" of killing native americans. :P |
| 19:31.49 | Ghelae | Portugal's still important. I mean, they even discovered some fossil amphibians there recently, so they're rocking the world of temnospondyl palaeontology right now. |
| 19:31.50 | OluapWorker | I bet he lives in a tree with some chimps |
| 19:31.50 | Imperios | You mean where did the name come from |
| 19:32.06 | Imperios | It's named after the woods that is grown there I think |
| 19:32.08 | Imperios | Brazilwood |
| 19:32.10 | Cyrannian | http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2015/03/19/god-considering-switch-to-islam/ |
| 19:32.23 | Hachiman | God - ALLAH ACKBAR |
| 19:32.30 | OluapWorker | olol |
| 19:32.33 | OluapWorker | Yes, Brazil was named after a tree |
| 19:32.36 | Monet | And here I thought God WAS Allah |
| 19:32.40 | Imperios | Monet: Exactly |
| 19:32.44 | Imperios | God - ME AKBAR |
| 19:32.50 | OluapWorker | Damn i was gonna say that |
| 19:33.11 | Imperios | ...Maybe that's how the Universe began |
| 19:33.12 | Hachiman | inb4 we all get told off by Jo for being insensitive |
| 19:33.18 | Wormy_ | I just realised my name's meaning is similar to "Allah Akbar" |
| 19:33.18 | Imperios | God just exploded |
| 19:33.23 | OluapWorker | Woman needs to go fuk ehrself |
| 19:33.52 | Cyrannian | "It is thought the issue of eating pork will not affect God in any way after getting into a real health kick in the late 90s during which time he began a vegan." |
| 19:33.59 | Imperios | My name means "Manly Divine Son of Protector of Men" |
| 19:34.03 | OluapWorker | Somewhat related, I read recently something about a whale who beached and the folks of the nearby city tried exploding it |
| 19:34.04 | Wormy_ | Both can mean "God is good" or "Gos is great" |
| 19:34.13 | OluapWorker | Cue whale guts flying like 600 miles away |
| 19:34.14 | Imperios | Or "Manly Son of Protector Of Men from the state of Wu" |
| 19:34.19 | Cyrannian | OluapWorker: rude of them |
| 19:34.32 | Imperios | Funny because I do not even know where the state of Wu is hur] |
| 19:34.35 | Hachiman | OluapWorker: Ohgod I heard about that |
| 19:34.48 | Monet | When a whle gets beached you should either get it back into the oceon or give it a quick death. |
| 19:34.51 | OluapWorker | "The explosion threw whale flesh over 800 feet (240 m) away." |
| 19:34.56 | Hachiman | Oh no the whale was dead |
| 19:35.00 | Xho | Mine is "Who is like God" so fuk u alllllllllllllllllllll |
| 19:35.02 | Imperios | Monet: "Allah" is actually a very generic word in Arabic, or at least, was |
| 19:35.04 | Hachiman | They could not move it back into the ocean though |
| 19:35.16 | Monet | Hachiman: Makes sense to epxlode it |
| 19:35.17 | Imperios | It literally means "the Lord" |
| 19:35.25 | Imperios | al-ilah = allah |
| 19:35.31 | DrodoEmpire_ | Monet: I'd say getting blown to kingdom come is a quick death. :P |
| 19:35.37 | Hachiman | No idea what "Lewis" is supposed to mean |
| 19:35.41 | OluapWorker | "The explosion caused large pieces of blubber to land near buildings and in parking lots some distance away from the beach, one of which caused severe damage to Umenhoefer's parked car." |
| 19:35.46 | OluapWorker | Umenhoefer was the guy in charge of the explosion |
| 19:35.51 | Hachiman | olol |
| 19:35.58 | Monet | DrodoEmpire_: Better than your body slowly getting compressed over a pewriod of several hours. |
| 19:35.59 | Imperios | Arabic pagans called their chief god (think Zeus) Allah, while Arabic Jews and Christians called God "Allah" |
| 19:36.25 | Monet | I dread to think what kind of torture a beached whale goes though. |
| 19:36.25 | Cyrannian | http://cdn.acidcow.com/pics/20150325/acid_picdump_22.jpg - I want this |
| 19:36.25 | DrodoEmpire_ | Yeah I heard about how "Allah" is really the rebranding of an existing pagan god. :P |
| 19:36.31 | Imperios | So when Muhammad stepped in he was like "Hey you guys all worship the same god really BUT YOU NEED TO DO IT THE RIGHT WAY" |
| 19:36.38 | OluapWorker | Doesn't it get crushed under its own weight? |
| 19:36.42 | Imperios | DrodoEmpire_: More like another name for the Abrahamic God |
| 19:36.44 | Hachiman | It does |
| 19:36.50 | Monet | Sadly. |
| 19:36.56 | DrodoEmpire_ | Imperios: Yeah that too |
| 19:36.58 | OluapWorker | I imagine that's a quick death |
| 19:37.06 | Hachiman | It gets crushed *slowly* |
| 19:37.08 | Wormy_ | that was karma for Umenhoefer |
| 19:37.14 | Imperios | But he's not really a rebranded pagan god although Islam like Christianity absorbed local beliefs |
| 19:37.14 | OluapWorker | Huh |
| 19:37.21 | OluapWorker | You'd expect something like that to happen fast |
| 19:37.32 | Monet | Well not really |
| 19:37.32 | DrodoEmpire_ | Wormy: Well it *did* die instantly. Not really with dignity, but quickly |
| 19:37.35 | Imperios | Like for example while Europeans percieve Satan as a satyr/faun-like figure, horns and all |
| 19:37.43 | Monet | They die by stuff like their ribcage giving way |
| 19:37.45 | Imperios | In Islam Satan looks more like a genie |
| 19:37.52 | Cyrannian | http://cdn.acidcow.com/gifs/20150316/gifs_24.gif |
| 19:38.12 | OluapWorker | Keep in mind the exploded whale was already dead when it got exploded. They did it because the carcass was getting so fetid, the population was feeling it |
| 19:38.27 | Hachiman | And then they blew its fetid parts across the town |
| 19:38.29 | DrodoEmpire_ | Oluap: Ohhh |
| 19:38.43 | DrodoEmpire_ | Well blowing up a rotten corpse doesn't make sense. :P |
| 19:38.51 | OluapWorker | "There have also been examples of spontaneously exploding whales; the most widely reported example was in Taiwan in 2004, when the buildup of gas inside a decomposing sperm whale caused it to explode in a crowded urban area, whilst being transported for a post-mortem examination." |
| 19:38.52 | Monet | Imperios: And I guess to divide themselves the idea wa spread that because Muslims weren't calling him omething other than "the lord" (t otheir Arabic-illiterate ears), Allah was someone different? |
| 19:38.53 | DrodoEmpire_ | That'd spread said corpse all over hell's half acre |
| 19:38.56 | OluapWorker | Whale - I'M TAKING YOU WITH ME |
| 19:39.06 | Hachiman | Whale - CTHULHU ACKBAR |
| 19:39.28 | Wormy_ | lol |
| 19:39.35 | Imperios | Monet: Probably, I think so |
| 19:39.57 | Imperios | Well Turkic peoples use their own native word for God, "Tengri" and variations thereof, alongside "Allah" |
| 19:40.10 | OluapWorker | So, exploding whales with dynamite, not a good idea |
| 19:40.16 | Imperios | Tengri was originally the name of a Mongolic/Turkic sky deity AFAIK |
| 19:40.16 | Hachiman | Aye |
| 19:40.23 | DrodoEmpire_ | Imperios: Yeah |
| 19:40.34 | Hachiman | But then it is immensely difficult to relocate several tons of dead weight |
| 19:40.38 | Monet | I htink what happens is the time it is beached presses its body into the sand. |
| 19:40.45 | OluapWorker | "Some insects explode altruistically, at the expense of the individual in defense of its colony." |
| 19:40.48 | DrodoEmpire_ | The Mongol "Tengriism" is interesting in itself |
| 19:40.52 | OluapWorker | Ant - FOR THE MOTHERLAND *pop* |
| 19:40.56 | DrodoEmpire_ | hur |
| 19:41.10 | Monet | OluapWorker: The insect world varies between surreal and outright alien |
| 19:41.15 | DrodoEmpire_ | ^ |
| 19:41.23 | OluapWorker | "C. saundersi, a species of carpenter ant, can self-destruct by autothysis. Two oversized, poison-filled mandibular glands run the entire length of the ant's body. When combat takes a turn for the worse, the ant violently contracts its abdominal muscles to rupture its body and spray poison in all directions." |
| 19:41.27 | OluapWorker | Did you ever get so angry you exploded |
| 19:41.36 | DrodoEmpire_ | hur |
| 19:41.37 | Xho | Has happened |
| 19:41.38 | Hachiman | olol |
| 19:41.53 | Xho | Well sorta, blood ran out of my nostrils like a jet |
| 19:41.54 | Monet | Like how one bee species attacks intruders by surrounding it in a ball and *cooking it* though wing exertion. |
| 19:42.03 | OluapWorker | I remember that |
| 19:42.04 | DrodoEmpire_ | Oh I heard of tat |
| 19:42.04 | Imperios | I like how the two discussions we have right now are interconnected hur |
| 19:42.06 | DrodoEmpire_ | *that |
| 19:42.09 | OluapWorker | i've seen them doing it with wasps |
| 19:42.18 | Imperios | We discuss the history of Islam and animals that explode themselves |
| 19:42.31 | OluapWorker | fuk ur political and religion talk, we explodin animals now |
| 19:42.45 | Imperios | Explodin people is better, ALLAHU AKBAR- |
| 19:42.57 | Hachiman | allah antbar |
| 19:42.58 | OluapWorker | "Pigs have been blown up by bombs in military testing. In intensive pig farms, large numbers of pigs have been killed by explosions of their foaming manure." |
| 19:43.02 | OluapWorker | Good way of making bacon |
| 19:43.04 | Ghelae | No, Islamic history does not contain anywhere near enough exploding whales. |
| 19:43.16 | Imperios | ISIS should weaponise exploding whales |
| 19:43.25 | Monet | Wait... |
| 19:43.25 | Hachiman | ISIS attacks Japan |
| 19:43.27 | Imperios | Or we should weaponise exploding whales and drop them at ISIS |
| 19:43.32 | Monet | Wouldn't the bacon be covered in pig poo? |
| 19:43.37 | Cyrannian | I'd argue that no religion contains enough exploding whales. |
| 19:43.37 | Imperios | Hachiman: Japan retaliates with magical girls |
| 19:43.37 | OluapWorker | Ew |
| 19:43.52 | Imperios | Actually dropping exploding pigs on ISIS |
| 19:43.54 | Imperios | That's brilliant |
| 19:44.00 | OluapWorker | Bad idea |
| 19:44.03 | Imperios | Haram bombs |
| 19:44.08 | OluapWorker | "According to worldwide media reports in April 2005, toads in the Altona district of Hamburg were observed by nature protection officials to swell up with gases and explode, propelling their innards for distances of up to one meter." |
| 19:44.10 | DrodoEmpire_ | olol |
| 19:44.13 | Ghelae | Weaponised pigs are a waste of bacon. |
| 19:44.14 | OluapWorker | FROG LEGS |
| 19:44.21 | Hachiman | Oh wow |
| 19:44.38 | Xho | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kWtv72YQf4 Good theme music for this discussion |
| 19:44.40 | Imperios | Monet: Monet: I think the reason "Allah" is usually not translated is because of Christians wanting to separate themselves from Muslim |
| 19:44.43 | OluapWorker | "According to a witness, "toads swell up to three-and-a-half times their normal size before blowing up", and were noted to live a short time after exploding" |
| 19:44.44 | Imperios | Muslims |
| 19:45.00 | OluapWorker | Toads are badass, they explode and still survive |
| 19:45.02 | Monet | Imperios: That's what I was thinking. |
| 19:45.05 | Hachiman | Jesus |
| 19:45.20 | Imperios | Actually in Shakespeare's times Muslims were considered pagans and their god was called "Termagant" |
| 19:45.31 | Cyrannian | Yeah but I'm not sure I'd call that living. It must have been an uncomfortable experience for the toads. |
| 19:45.35 | Monet | Most central and western european peasants didn't have tiem nor reason to learn basic Arabic |
| 19:45.50 | OluapWorker | "Crows attacked the toads to pick through the skin between the amphibian's chest and abdominal cavity, picking out the liver, which appears to be a delicacy for crows in the area. In a defensive move, the toads begin to blow themselves up, which in turn, due to the hole in the toad's body and the missing liver, led to a rupture of blood vessels and lungs, and to the spreading of intestines." |
| 19:46.02 | OluapWorker | i'd like to note toads are turning themselves into GRENADES against crows |
| 19:46.18 | Monet | Toxic grenades* |
| 19:46.20 | Hachiman | Ohgod that's fucking fantastic |
| 19:46.33 | Imperios | Genius |
| 19:46.56 | Hachiman | Toad - dat'll show em *ded* |
| 19:47.09 | Ghelae | So we can weaponise ants as exploding bullets, frogs as grenades, and whales as tactical missiles. |
| 19:47.20 | OluapWorker | Who needs bullets when we have nature |
| 19:47.26 | Monet | I just rememebred another exploder |
| 19:47.30 | Imperios | Tyranids are real |
| 19:47.38 | OluapWorker | Wikipedia's list ends in the toads unfortunately |
| 19:47.49 | Monet | Sporangia release their fungal spores the same way a cannon fires its projectiles. |
| 19:48.02 | odell | Monet: Sperm whales to nuclear warheads. |
| 19:48.17 | Monet | A single sporangium is effectively a shotgun |
| 19:48.17 | Ghelae | That's how we launch the ants, of course. There's no point having bullets if we don't have a Sporangia gun to fire them out of. |
| 19:48.31 | OluapWorker | Ant shotgun |
| 19:48.32 | Hachiman | I like how you spend your time at work Oluap |
| 19:48.38 | Hachiman | Looking at exploding animals |
| 19:48.48 | OluapWorker | That's what you can do when you manage your time |
| 19:48.56 | OluapWorker | Unlike you who just faps all day long and gets nothing done |
| 19:49.14 | Hachiman | Talking about exploders |
| 19:49.19 | Xho | ew |
| 19:49.27 | Cyrannian | nasti |
| 19:49.44 | OluapWorker | kill urself |
| 19:49.49 | Hachiman | kek/10 |
| 19:50.10 | Xho | TOP KEK.MP4 |
| 19:50.25 | Xho | The hell is an MP4 anyway |
| 19:50.31 | Hachiman | Music Player 4 |
| 19:51.47 | Monet | One step up from MP4 |
| 19:51.53 | Monet | MP3* |
| 19:52.13 | Xho | Sure hope so |
| 19:53.44 | OluapWorker | "According to a video, spiders fell from the sky in Santo Antônio da Platina, Brazil, on February 3, 2013." |
| 19:53.48 | OluapWorker | Get me out of this country |
| 19:54.36 | Hachiman | Tornados probably |
| 19:54.43 | Hachiman | It happens with fish quite often |
| 19:54.53 | Monet | At least it wasn't sharks |
| 19:55.38 | Ghelae | At least it wasn't exploding whales. |
| 19:55.42 | OluapWorker | hur |
| 19:55.48 | Hachiman | ayy |
| 19:55.50 | OluapWorker | Hell imagine a whale tornado |
| 19:56.03 | Hachiman | How do you think they get beached |
| 19:56.14 | OluapWorker | Just throwing massive chunks of whale guts at buildings |
| 19:56.17 | Cyrannian | http://www.mightyheaton.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Whale22.png |
| 19:56.28 | OluapWorker | Daww hur |
| 19:56.39 | Cyrannian | The internet is such a fabulous place |
| 19:56.48 | Hachiman | Storms at sea usually tends to cause animals such as dolphins and fish to wash up on beache |
| 19:56.51 | Hachiman | beaches even |
| 19:57.06 | odell | I'm can hear a fucking beeping but I don't know where it comes from. |
| 19:57.17 | odell | And my phones, computer are mute. |
| 19:57.46 | OluapWorker | This reminds me of some documentaries I watched about orcas who'd purposely beach themselves in an attempt to eat seals, then get back into the water by hopping on their bellies |
| 19:58.10 | Monet | I've seen footage of catfish doing similar with seagulls |
| 19:59.00 | Hachiman | Sharks probably die the quickest when they get beached |
| 19:59.10 | OluapWorker | Which reminds me of documentaries about white sharks jumping entirely out of the water while attacking seals in a certain archipelago |
| 19:59.14 | OluapWorker | Ocean scary |
| 19:59.25 | Hachiman | If they stop moving they are effectively dead if I recall |
| 19:59.37 | Hachiman | Sharks must always be in motion |
| 19:59.53 | OluapWorker | Shark - it is never not time to fast |
| 20:00.29 | Monet | Hachiman: I heard that might have been a myth. |
| 20:00.47 | OluapWorker | http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/893/976/b55.jpg |
| 20:00.55 | Ghelae | IIRC, the idea is that it's because they need to move to get water flowing quickly enough over their gills, in which case being beached is going to have a similar effect regardless of whether or not they're moving. |
| 20:01.03 | odell | The beeping sounds like it's from my fire detector. It just beep once in a random interval. |
| 20:01.24 | Ghelae | Maybe you need to change its battery. |
| 20:01.49 | Hachiman | Also from what information I can recall, sharks have two penii, have sex sideways, have no concept of intimacy or relayionships and reproduce via rape |
| 20:01.55 | Hachiman | relationships even |
| 20:02.11 | Hachiman | I could be wrong and those could be species-specific traits |
| 20:02.42 | OluapWorker | Of course you know how many dicks a shark has |
| 20:02.53 | odell | Ghelae: You are probably right, it's LED lamp just flashed red when I tried to take it off down. |
| 20:03.15 | Monet | http://animals.howstuffworks.com/fish/sharks/shark-drown.htm according to this the answer to "willa shark drown if not swimming?" i s"depends o nthe species" |
| 20:05.28 | Monet | "only about two dozen of the 400 identified shark species are required to maintain this forward swimming motion [source: Bennetta]. These include the great white shark, the mako shark, the salmon shark and the whale shark." Ironically it seems a number of those few shark species that do need to keep swimming are also some of the most infamous in human culture. |
| 20:05.33 | OluapWorker | Drowning is probably a very humiliating way for a fish to die |
| 20:06.25 | Hachiman | Well it's like saying suffocating is an embarassing way to die for us hur |
| 20:06.33 | OluapWorker | I know it's possible though, i've seen it happen to a lake near my grandpa's farm. The surface was completely covered in plants which apparently absorbed all of the oxygen in the water |
| 20:06.36 | Hachiman | Fish derive oxygen from the water as well |
| 20:06.49 | OluapWorker | There used to be lots of small fish in the lake before the plants spread |
| 20:06.53 | Imperios | All this animal talk reminded me of something |
| 20:07.04 | Imperios | I wonder how do Fantasyverse dwarves grow crops |
| 20:07.13 | Hachiman | How do you mean? |
| 20:07.13 | OluapWorker | Like anyone else |
| 20:07.18 | OluapWorker | Why would they be different |
| 20:07.23 | Monet | Imperios: Maybe they grow mushrooms? |
| 20:07.41 | Monet | Oluap: To us, that would be like breathing in an air that's almost purely nitrogen |
| 20:08.30 | OluapWorker | That lake eventually dried out completely so I guess it can be remembered as a death pit hur |
| 20:08.53 | Imperios | Hachiman: No light in caves |
| 20:08.55 | Monet | Don't let anyone fool you. |
| 20:09.02 | Imperios | How are you supposed to grow beer in such conditions hur |
| 20:09.05 | Monet | Plants are psychopathic little shits. |
| 20:09.25 | OluapWorker | That implies all dwarves live in caves |
| 20:09.34 | OluapWorker | Which may not be the case |
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| 20:09.49 | Hachiman | There are about as many surface dwarves as there are underground dwarves hur |
| 20:10.09 | Hachiman | I dunno, let's say beer mushrooms |
| 20:10.20 | OluapWorker | Now I imagine dwarves using their beards as wings |
| 20:10.23 | Ghelae | So do the underground ones just import all of their non-mushroom food? |
| 20:10.26 | OluapWorker | Air Dorfs |
| 20:10.38 | Hachiman | Ghelae: Possibly hur |
| 20:11.13 | Monet | http://www.gardeningknowhow.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/tulips-in-bloom.jpg under those pretty petals are unrepentant sociopaths who would kill to increase their chances of survival. |
| 20:11.46 | Hachiman | inb4 flytraps |
| 20:11.52 | OluapWorker | I know of some plants who parasite other plants |
| 20:11.58 | Monet | Hachiman: I mean kill other flowers. |
| 20:12.15 | OluapWorker | Flytraps are chill, they eat bugs and no one likes bugs |
| 20:12.21 | Imperios | True |
| 20:12.30 | Monet | Trees roots came about when a tree decided "fuk dis shit Imma drink the deeper water deposits you scrub flowers can't reach with my indsutrial-scale hoses!". |
| 20:12.39 | Imperios | Hm if we look at IRL mountian cultures then surface dwarves could be herders |
| 20:12.44 | Imperios | Having lots of sheeps and stuff |
| 20:12.46 | Imperios | Think Welsh |
| 20:12.50 | Imperios | *sheep |
| 20:12.56 | Hachiman | Yeah but dwarves wouldn't fuck their sheep |
| 20:13.04 | Monet | How do we know? |
| 20:13.15 | OluapWorker | This reminds me of that one massive tree complex which was born out of a single seed |
| 20:13.20 | OluapWorker | Forgot its name |
| 20:13.28 | Imperios | ohgod we should actually make that a stereotype in the Fantasyverse |
| 20:13.33 | Monet | Oluapplayer: I know what you mean |
| 20:13.34 | OluapWorker | It was the largest living organism in the world |
| 20:13.34 | Hachiman | ohboi] |
| 20:13.39 | OluapWorker | And also the oldest |
| 20:13.53 | Monet | Imperios: Sheep are too pedestrian |
| 20:13.59 | Monet | What about..... |
| 20:14.01 | Monet | Mammoths |
| 20:14.35 | DrodoEmpire_ | Oluap: I know which you're talking about, can't remember its name either |
| 20:14.40 | Hachiman | Yeah but mammoths are not very good mountaineers hur |
| 20:14.48 | Imperios | Monet: Tiny mammoths |
| 20:14.49 | Imperios | Genius |
| 20:14.53 | OluapWorker | Stereotypes about fucking animals |
| 20:14.56 | OluapWorker | Kyrsacov are in trouble |
| 20:15.03 | Hachiman | ayy |
| 20:15.06 | Imperios | Vermin King - NO BIG BEARD NO |
| 20:15.12 | Hachiman | ohgodlol |
| 20:15.15 | OluapWorker | Clamak - big axe |
| 20:15.42 | OluapWorker | Goddamnit you guys |
| 20:15.58 | Hachiman | https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/19004_1219603268062730_8856726319026783795_n.jpg?oh=b2f751e872eff9f4dd2cb911dd202a1c&oe=55B8596E&__gda__=1434012908_fc5ddaf0fdc43a236b130c8d84ef598c "Thank god Teletubbies was made after colour televisions..." |
| 20:16.06 | Monet | What about highland mammoths? |
| 20:16.10 | Imperios | Ya |
| 20:16.19 | OluapWorker | They look like aliens |
| 20:16.26 | Imperios | Maybe dwarves could herd smaller elephant-like creatures? |
| 20:16.29 | Hachiman | ayy lmaos |
| 20:16.31 | Imperios | Like ancient proboscids |
| 20:16.44 | OluapWorker | Why not just small elephants? |
| 20:16.44 | Hachiman | Lmaotubbies |
| 20:16.45 | OluapWorker | No need to complicate things |
| 20:17.02 | Imperios | Yeah small elephants |
| 20:17.11 | Hachiman | Nobody is as badass as the dwarves that wear elephant leather |
| 20:17.14 | Imperios | Larger elephants will be Alhassal's thing |
| 20:17.19 | Monet | Suddenly I have this image of a dwarf with a raepface trying ot wrestle down a full-sized mammoth |
| 20:17.31 | OluapWorker | It's Boatmurdered all over again |
| 20:17.39 | Imperios | I still need to make ARMOURED ELEPHANTS WITH CANNONS ATTACHED TO THEIR BACKS for Alhassal |
| 20:17.47 | OluapWorker | op nerf |
| 20:18.06 | Hachiman | Mannazians have worg attack dogs hur |
| 20:18.19 | OluapWorker | Visonians have graves |
| 20:18.24 | OluapWorker | ;__; |
| 20:18.38 | Hachiman | Or rather the Mannazians breed combat mice to scatter Alhassan elephants |
| 20:18.45 | Imperios | Fucking brilliant |
| 20:18.52 | OluapWorker | Javina - ALFGUUUUUND |
| 20:19.07 | Hachiman | Alfgund - brave and squeakwart |
| 20:19.17 | Imperios | I like how half of the Empire's military forces is designed around fighting itself |
| 20:19.23 | Imperios | Though that says a lot about humanity I think |
| 20:19.38 | *** join/#sporewiki Knight_Alien (62cebba2@gateway/web/freenode/ip.98.206.187.162) |
| 20:19.40 | Knight_Alien | Hi |
| 20:19.49 | Hachiman | Mannazians are both bro and not bro at the same time |
| 20:19.50 | OluapWorker | Empire - we're perfectly able to kill each other watch out, another race is attacking oh fuck |
| 20:20.10 | Hachiman | They're fine with beastmen and other inhumans but they cannot stand elves |
| 20:20.25 | OluapWorker | Implying they wouldn't love some Erylia Elf booty |
| 20:20.39 | Hachiman | The reason why they hate elves is because they cannot grasp the booty |
| 20:21.03 | OluapWorker | Alfgund - hateful things called me brickface |
| 20:21.41 | Hachiman | Alfgund finally gets a BJ "ew is dis cement" |
| 20:21.47 | OluapWorker | Ech |
| 20:22.20 | OluapWorker | We went from religion to exploding animals to dwarf agriculture to bestiality to elf sex |
| 20:22.23 | OluapWorker | productive day |
| 20:22.26 | Hachiman | Aye |
| 20:23.26 | Imperios | The fact that both main Empire characters spent half of their limelight time ogling at the first attractive non-human woman they see is telling |
| 20:24.00 | OluapWorker | Hamoins - i can b a human if u want |
| 20:24.17 | Hachiman | Alfgund - no pls |
| 20:24.21 | Imperios | Javina - NO GO AWAY you hot piece of ass |
| 20:25.27 | Hachiman | Javina gets set up for an arranged marriage -> It's with Alfgund |
| 20:26.15 | OluapWorker | Alfgund - you guys told me it was filonan |
| 20:26.31 | Imperios | Javina ties him up and keeps him in a dungeon |
| 20:26.36 | Imperios | Then forgets about him |
| 20:26.47 | OluapWorker | It went kinky real fwast |
| 20:26.50 | OluapWorker | fast |
| 20:27.46 | Xho | https://scontent-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/11291_586545611496640_1209170867679141733_n.png?oh=f588507bcbf2ba4c80589bfbefe5fb9e&oe=5576B792 |
| 20:28.24 | Hachiman | hur |
| 20:28.26 | Knight_Alien | XD |
| 20:28.50 | OluapWorker | olol |
| 20:29.41 | Hachiman | I remember seeing a film where British miners accidentally awoke sleeping dragons that were hibernating beneath London since the Middle Ages and society basically took a step back to those days but with guns and castles and crap |
| 20:29.42 | Imperios | http://thefeministwire.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/dora02.jpg Not sure if pedo or racist |
| 20:29.54 | Hachiman | Oh wow |
| 20:29.57 | OluapWorker | olol |
| 20:30.03 | OluapWorker | http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/662/758/f9a.jpg FREEDOM LEVELS = MAX |
| 20:30.15 | Monet | HAchiman: Reign of Fire |
| 20:30.23 | Hachiman | Aye that was it |
| 20:30.45 | Xho | Dunno what to make of that film |
| 20:30.54 | Xho | It has Christian Bale in it so it's good I guess |
| 20:30.59 | Hachiman | Could have been better |
| 20:31.05 | Hachiman | But Bale was good in it hur |
| 20:31.17 | Monet | Xho: Funnily enough according to the lore, the Dragon Age was going to be named something else but then a High Dragon woke up |
| 20:31.34 | Imperios | OluapWorker: All to be nuked for the glory of the Motherland |
| 20:31.46 | Monet | The original plan was t oname it relating to Orlais or something. |
| 20:31.54 | OluapWorker | can't hear u over the sound of our capitalism |
| 20:31.59 | Wormy_ | Yeah I've seen that film |
| 20:32.23 | Imperios | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHgJoeb33s8 |
| 20:32.57 | OluapWorker | http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/935/824/845.jpg me |
| 20:33.04 | OluapWorker | Except I'm not in college |
| 20:33.18 | Hachiman | "party" "workout" |
| 20:33.26 | Hachiman | defo not u scrub |
| 20:33.32 | OluapWorker | ;_____________; |
| 20:33.55 | Hachiman | Which reminds me |
| 20:33.55 | Imperios | I fail at parties |
| 20:33.55 | OluapWorker | http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/895/074/55c.png dis is u |
| 20:34.03 | Hachiman | I might be going to a gig tomorrow night |
| 20:34.08 | Imperios | ayy lmao |
| 20:34.26 | OluapWorker | y dis |
| 20:34.28 | Imperios | I hate loudness |
| 20:34.30 | Hachiman | To see death metal bands called Vulgate and Xerath play |
| 20:34.49 | OluapWorker | im gonna feel lonely ;_; |
| 20:35.01 | Monet | OluapPLayer: As a college student my weekends are half of the former |
| 20:35.02 | Xho | You have me |
| 20:35.05 | Hachiman | u hav ur fappin hand dunt u |
| 20:35.07 | Xho | So yes you will feel lonely |
| 20:35.15 | OluapWorker | hur |
| 20:35.23 | Monet | My weekends are a mix of doing homework and playing games. |
| 20:35.40 | Xho | My weekends = sleep |
| 20:35.53 | Hachiman | My weekends are a mix of lamenting my life decisions, regretting my existence, resisting the urge to end it all before I suffer moreso, and fapping |
| 20:36.09 | OluapWorker | fucking kill yourself already jesus |
| 20:36.19 | Xho | So you basically just cancel it all out |
| 20:36.31 | Imperios | Hachiman: https://youtu.be/kOTQfCwSLJI?t=16 |
| 20:36.39 | Imperios | My weekends are... varied |
| 20:36.51 | Xho | Oh god my sides |
| 20:37.09 | Hachiman | He calls them gutturals |
| 20:37.18 | Xho | I'm meant to be going out Friday night with the work lot but hell am I gonna drop to the floor asleep |
| 20:37.22 | Hachiman | I call it a bad cough |
| 20:37.29 | Wormy_ | Throat cancer |
| 20:37.30 | OluapWorker | http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/918/672/989.jpg |
| 20:37.40 | Hachiman | olol |
| 20:37.42 | Imperios | Homework, partying with Alyona and other friends of mine, dating Veronica, higher calculus, stuff like that |
| 20:37.42 | Hachiman | I love that game |
| 20:37.47 | Imperios | And games |
| 20:37.48 | Imperios | Lots of games |
| 20:38.02 | Imperios | ...Actually I only play one game and that's Civ V but still |
| 20:38.06 | OluapWorker | And no fiction |
| 20:38.09 | OluapWorker | you disgrace |
| 20:38.17 | Hachiman | >homework, studying and video games >partying and going out with girls |
| 20:38.20 | Hachiman | Pick one |
| 20:38.26 | Xho | Somehow he does both |
| 20:38.34 | Xho | Imperios is SporeWiki's alpha male |
| 20:38.40 | Monet | Imperios is a gud uni student |
| 20:39.00 | Xho | I sorta do neither so I'm basically the gamma male in this place |
| 20:39.02 | Monet | gives Imperios a congratualtory pot brownie |
| 20:39.04 | Wormy_ | I might go running on the weekend, maybe. Sometimes 1 or two evening in the pub. Otherwise, is sleep, internet, maybe games and maybe, just maybe, work |
| 20:39.13 | OluapWorker | He's russian. he wrestles bears for fun |
| 20:39.28 | Hachiman | But can he do it on a cold, rainy night in Stoke |
| 20:39.35 | Xho | NOOOOOOOOOOOOOH |
| 20:39.35 | OluapWorker | http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/869/766/f81.gif when your empire is winning a war like |
| 20:39.55 | Hachiman | OluapWorker: inb4 anti-spiral |
| 20:39.59 | Imperios | Actually I am probably the laziest, loneliest, most childish person here hur |
| 20:40.06 | OluapWorker | That's too cute to be the Anti-Spiral |
| 20:40.13 | Imperios | I am anything but an alpha male |
| 20:40.13 | OluapWorker | >laziest |
| 20:40.17 | OluapWorker | Can't be, Hachi exists |
| 20:40.20 | Imperios | True |
| 20:40.39 | Hachiman | imblyign anti-spiral is not ur tru wayyfu lmao |
| 20:41.36 | *** join/#sporewiki Cyrannian (562d6746@gateway/web/freenode/ip.86.45.103.70) |
| 20:41.36 | *** mode/#sporewiki [+o Cyrannian] by ChanServ |
| 20:41.45 | Imperios | I actually only have a few friends, really |
| 20:42.06 | Hachiman | I bet all of your friends are Russian lol |
| 20:42.09 | Cyrannian | So "benito" was the reCAPTCHA today. |
| 20:42.12 | Imperios | Funny thing is, they're not |
| 20:42.26 | OluapWorker | You guys are literally the only friends I have |
| 20:42.32 | Xho | Cyrannian: MussolinIRC |
| 20:42.35 | Hachiman | Yeah but I bet none of them are capitalists |
| 20:42.38 | OluapWorker | I have no one outside of the internet |
| 20:42.47 | Imperios | Well Alyona is evidently of Ukrainian descent |
| 20:42.55 | Imperios | Judging by her appearance and surnam |
| 20:42.57 | Imperios | *e |
| 20:43.14 | Hachiman | Did you not describe Alyona as fat and disgusting |
| 20:43.21 | Imperios | She is fat, but not disgusting |
| 20:43.29 | Imperios | She's cute-ish, I think |
| 20:43.42 | Xho | Doesn't the two sorta roll into each other, unless it's a thing among UK people |
| 20:43.46 | Xho | Roll |
| 20:43.47 | Xho | I made a pun |
| 20:43.48 | Xho | hehe |
| 20:43.49 | Hachiman | olol] |
| 20:43.53 | OluapWorker | hur |
| 20:44.04 | Hachiman | OluapWorker: >me >friends pick wun |
| 20:44.04 | OluapWorker | You can be chubby but not morbidly obese |
| 20:44.04 | Imperios | Well she's chubby but that does not make her super-ugly |
| 20:44.10 | Imperios | Alyona is this |
| 20:44.18 | OluapWorker | Hachiman: wut u implying |
| 20:44.20 | Imperios | Besides she is a genki girl |
| 20:44.32 | Hachiman | dat u fink im ur fwend and not ur foreva waifu |
| 20:44.50 | Imperios | I remember when I made her and Veronica meet |
| 20:44.52 | OluapWorker | rite point taken |
| 20:45.14 | Imperios | Veronica came with a (female) friend of her own, and when Alyona saw them hug she shouted "YURIIIII" |
| 20:45.36 | Hachiman | Literal anime girl |
| 20:45.46 | Imperios | Anyway back to my friends |
| 20:46.03 | Imperios | IRL there is that dude from Moscow who has a few Caucasian ancestors, but he's Russian yeah |
| 20:46.28 | Imperios | And... well yeah |
| 20:46.45 | Hachiman | And what about Veronicakinski |
| 20:47.05 | Imperios | She said she does not know her ancestors but her grand-somethings came from Belorussia |
| 20:47.13 | Imperios | And her surname is Belorussian/Ukrainian too |
| 20:47.13 | Hachiman | Belorussia |
| 20:47.20 | Hachiman | What the fuck is Belorussia |
| 20:47.34 | Imperios | Next to Ukraine and Russia duh |
| 20:47.37 | Xho | I'm the quiet bad-tempered person of any group I'm in so verbal contact is unpleasant usually |
| 20:47.38 | OluapWorker | The nationality of your friends don't matter, what matters is that you have friends t all |
| 20:47.48 | Hachiman | So literally "below Russia" |
| 20:47.52 | Imperios | Above Russia |
| 20:47.58 | Imperios | Actually |
| 20:47.58 | Imperios | No |
| 20:48.00 | Imperios | Above Ukraine |
| 20:48.03 | Imperios | And left from Russia |
| 20:48.13 | Imperios | "Belo" means "White" |
| 20:48.22 | Xho | So Belarus then |
| 20:48.28 | Hachiman | >Implying Ukraine is not actually just Russia by this point |
| 20:48.31 | Imperios | Yeah that's the Belorussian term |
| 20:48.38 | Imperios | That's a remnant of Russian Empire nomenclature |
| 20:48.56 | Imperios | Basically "Russia" was what now is Russia, Ukraine and Belorussia, and it was split into several parts |
| 20:49.02 | Imperios | The "White Russia" is Belorusis |
| 20:49.07 | Xho | Belarus has the 53rd highest HDI in the world |
| 20:49.10 | Imperios | The "Great Russia" is the European part of Russia |
| 20:49.12 | Xho | I'm actually quite surprised |
| 20:49.15 | Imperios | The "Small Russia" is Ukraine |
| 20:49.24 | Imperios | And the "New Russia" is Ukraine that will soon be Russia |
| 20:49.47 | Monet | Ouch |
| 20:49.52 | Hachiman | Oh wow |
| 20:50.07 | Imperios | Admittedly, "Great Russia" and "Small Russia" aren't Russian terms |
| 20:50.08 | Xho | Ride of the Valkyries plays in the background |
| 20:50.12 | Imperios | They were originally Greek terms |
| 20:50.35 | Monet | If we're talking foreign friends I'd like to weigh in with two: One from Tanzania and the other from Botswana. |
| 20:50.49 | Hachiman | I have a friend from Brasil |
| 20:50.54 | Hachiman | His name is Paulo |
| 20:50.58 | Xho | The most foreign I get in my friends group is me |
| 20:50.58 | OluapWorker | I bet he's a massive faggot |
| 20:51.08 | Imperios | "New Russia" was the territory that Russia colonised and took from the Ottomans and other Turkic peoples |
| 20:51.09 | Hachiman | He lives in a tree like a FUCKING MONKEY |
| 20:51.12 | Imperios | Then we gave them to Ukraine |
| 20:51.21 | Imperios | NOW IT IS TIME TO TAKE IT BACK |
| 20:51.28 | Cyrannian | I had a Ukrainian lady friend when I was a teenager |
| 20:51.32 | OluapWorker | I have a British friend called Lewis |
| 20:51.34 | Xho | I'm like one of three people at work who has any signs of foreign ethnic origin in them |
| 20:51.35 | OluapWorker | I bet he has terrible teeth |
| 20:51.40 | Monet | Most of the people in mt class play LoL. |
| 20:51.48 | Imperios | My class was full of Dota fans |
| 20:51.51 | Hachiman | dat hits me rite between da gaps |
| 20:51.53 | Xho | The other two are brothers and they're Zimbabwean |
| 20:51.56 | Imperios | I was literally the only person who didn't play Dota |
| 20:52.02 | Imperios | You and your African friends |
| 20:52.30 | Xho | It's kinda weird since I know like four people from Zimbabwe |
| 20:52.32 | Monet | LoL and Anime. |
| 20:52.50 | Monet | That's most of my class |
| 20:53.07 | Cyrannian | My best friend as a kid was from Zimbabwe, though unfortunately he moved away when I was ten and we fell out of contact. |
| 20:53.28 | Hachiman | I remember as a kid I was best friends with a Middle Eastern kid |
| 20:53.30 | Xho | My best friend as a kid went and became best friends with someone else |
| 20:53.33 | Hachiman | Cannot recall where he was from |
| 20:53.37 | Xho | That may have been where it began |
| 20:53.45 | Hachiman | He had a name like "Gobhind" or something like that |
| 20:53.51 | Imperios | I literally have no idea what Africans are like culturally, I'd probably be staring at a black person if I met one in person |
| 20:54.00 | OluapWorker | Goblin |
| 20:54.11 | Imperios | Like I read stuff about African history and stuff but nothing else |
| 20:54.15 | Xho | The guys at work are fairly light-skinned |
| 20:54.52 | Monet | Imperios: Well according to my Tanzanian friend, Tanzanians are quite religious |
| 20:55.11 | Imperios | I can't even point out Tanzania at the map hur |
| 20:55.22 | Imperios | It is somewhere in Central-South Africa |
| 20:55.22 | Imperios | Right |
| 20:55.26 | Hachiman | For a moment I read "Tanzanians" as "Tasmanians" |
| 20:55.34 | Monet | And Botswana is one of the few countries that applied to be a commonwealth realm. |
| 20:55.36 | Imperios | Like above South Africa and below the Central African Republic |
| 20:56.18 | Hachiman | I am wondering know though |
| 20:56.38 | Hachiman | How did Portugal ever manage to conquer Brasil with it being so large and, in terms of climate, inhospitable |
| 20:57.11 | Cyrannian | They probably just settled the coastal areas and avoided the interior. |
| 20:57.20 | OluapWorker | Inhospitable |
| 20:57.25 | OluapWorker | How is Brazil inhospitable |
| 20:57.29 | Hachiman | The heat |
| 20:57.31 | Hachiman | And the storms |
| 20:57.42 | Monet | It's less tame than Potugal |
| 20:57.48 | OluapWorker | That's hardly inhospitable |
| 20:58.00 | Imperios | Hachiman: We settled Siberia |
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| 20:58.14 | Xho | Rainforest |
| 20:58.16 | OluapWorker | You also make it sound like they took over the entirely of the current territory in one day |
| 20:58.20 | OluapWorker | It was a gradual process |
| 20:58.22 | Imperios | "large" and "inhospitable" is relative |
| 20:58.37 | Xho | Then again we are in the UK |
| 20:58.46 | Xho | In terms of climate we're like the safest nation in the world |
| 20:59.18 | Monet | India might be another one of those unlikely conquests but tbf the EIC achieved their conquest with money. |
| 20:59.24 | Wormy_ | Leech eats worm https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fGGz6d3vC4 |
| 20:59.29 | OluapWorker | That's Antarctica |
| 20:59.33 | OluapWorker | Weather's always the same there |
| 20:59.34 | Hachiman | Wormy_: I remember that |
| 20:59.37 | Cyrannian | Yeah, I'm not going to click that link |
| 20:59.43 | Xho | Yeah but |
| 20:59.45 | Xho | Antartica |
| 20:59.48 | Xho | I can't spell |
| 20:59.52 | Xho | Antarctica* |
| 20:59.56 | OluapWorker | Penguinland |
| 20:59.59 | Monet | Antarctica's weather cna still kill you |
| 21:00.05 | Hachiman | If there is an Antarctica |
| 21:00.07 | Xho | That is *the* most inhospitable place on Earth |
| 21:00.08 | Hachiman | Does that mean |
| 21:00.13 | Monet | England is a kid mode climate |
| 21:00.13 | Hachiman | There is a Arctica |
| 21:00.17 | Hachiman | an even |
| 21:00.26 | Cyrannian | http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arctica |
| 21:01.17 | Hachiman | Wait |
| 21:01.23 | Hachiman | There are 11 continents |
| 21:01.34 | Hachiman | I thought there was only 7 |
| 21:01.59 | Xho | 2.5 billion years ago |
| 21:02.43 | Imperios | So basically it split into Canada and Siberia |
| 21:03.21 | Hachiman | I thought geographically Canada was part of the Americas |
| 21:03.43 | Cyrannian | Well there would have been a lot of continental swapping and changing over the last 2.5 billion years. |
| 21:03.46 | DrodoEmpire_ | Well now it is |
| 21:06.00 | Wormy_ | http://lovebelfast.co.uk/2015/03/19/ever-fancied-joining-a-viking-army-now-you-can-8000-extras-needed/ |
| 21:06.14 | Monet | At oen time India was an island |
| 21:06.29 | Imperios | It actually kinda looks like an island still |
| 21:06.54 | Cyrannian | Indeed, and its collision with Asia pushed up the Himalayas. |
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| 21:09.34 | Imperios | https://baytownfolklore.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/dora-pics.jpg My fucking God |
| 21:09.39 | Monet | So...technically the himalayas were madd by India hadbutting Asia? |
| 21:09.44 | Monet | made* |
| 21:09.47 | Wormy_ | Yes |
| 21:10.13 | Charles_Air | loooool Polandball: http://i.imgur.com/5btLgjM.png |
| 21:10.23 | Wormy_ | The result of buoyant rock colliding against the stiffer and more ancient Asian content |
| 21:10.30 | Wormy_ | *continent |
| 21:10.54 | Wormy_ | And it still colliding |
| 21:11.10 | Imperios | Ohgod that Baikonur |
| 21:11.59 | Cyrannian | http://www.scotese.com/images/19F150v4.jpg - What the world may look like in 150 million years |
| 21:12.11 | Wormy_ | Technically India has its own tectonic plate |
| 21:12.35 | Xho | Well it took 150 million years for the Earth to catch up with its residents' mental retardation, now the geography looks mentally retarded |
| 21:13.30 | Wormy_ | huh |
| 21:13.31 | ImpyDroid | Meanwhile Aussies are defending themselves against a penguin invasion from Antarctica |
| 21:13.52 | Xho | I tried a brutal joke and it didn't work |
| 21:14.00 | Wormy_ | I find it funny how the British Isles just get colder# |
| 21:14.52 | ImpyDroid | And we'll finally get some hot weather |
| 21:14.52 | Wormy_ | Though it might be another Hothouse period, who knows |
| 21:14.55 | ImpyDroid | For once |
| 21:15.18 | Xho | Is human civilisation even gonna last 150 million years hur |
| 21:15.23 | ImpyDroid | We are actually the only nation that will not suffer from global warming |
| 21:15.26 | Monet | Charles_Air: American spcace program was better for it's use of monkeys |
| 21:15.28 | ImpyDroid | *country |
| 21:16.06 | ImpyDroid | Everyone will melt to death while we will just go to Siberia |
| 21:16.08 | Monet | Impydroid: what about the packed ice under Siberia? |
| 21:16.14 | ImpyDroid | Yep exactly |
| 21:16.23 | Ghelae | Xho: If it does, I hope we won't all be worrying about one little planet and how its continents are arranged by then. |
| 21:16.24 | Monet | Wouldn't that all melt and become oceon? |
| 21:16.29 | ImpyDroid | ...Fuck |
| 21:16.34 | ImpyDroid | Muh oil |
| 21:16.41 | Wormy_ | Humanity's descendants might survive by then, becoming utterly alien and superadvanced |
| 21:16.44 | Xho | Though I think the first concern is Earth's resources |
| 21:16.48 | Xho | It's not exactly infinite |
| 21:16.57 | Wormy_ | space mining |
| 21:16.58 | Xho | That and climate change |
| 21:17.23 | Wormy_ | Heck humans might re-arrange the continents |
| 21:17.32 | Cyrannian | For the lolz |
| 21:17.35 | Monet | Oh yeah and I forgot another thing udner siberia |
| 21:17.40 | Wormy_ | http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Globus_Cassus |
| 21:17.42 | Monet | Trapped methane. |
| 21:17.50 | DrodoEmpire_ | Wormy: I was just about to mention that XD |
| 21:18.14 | Ghelae | Monet: So not only does global warming release lots more oil, but lots of gas too. :P |
| 21:18.16 | DrodoEmpire_ | I wish there was more on the Globus Cassus. Any articles or books you could recommend me Wormy? :P |
| 21:18.26 | Xho | Good name for a song that |
| 21:18.30 | Xho | 'Globus Cassus' |
| 21:18.34 | Monet | Ghalae: Right into the air |
| 21:18.43 | Wormy_ | Not much, but one person made a video https://vimeo.com/37377163 |
| 21:18.49 | DrodoEmpire_ | Wormy: Ah |
| 21:19.00 | Monet | When Global warming occurs, we can al lblame Russia for farting. |
| 21:19.09 | Ghelae | Simple solution. Cover the whole of Siberia with a giant balloon and allow it to be filled with gas. |
| 21:19.44 | Xho | Man the surface tension on that balloon though |
| 21:19.57 | Monet | I don't want that balloon to pop! |
| 21:20.29 | Monet | Sod nuclear war, we'd all die by an unholy methane bomb |
| 21:20.38 | Wormy_ | David Deutsch suggests humanity's descendants (or some kind of knowledge seeking aliens) might change the evolution of the universe, much the way life has already shaped Earth and its climate, and how we rapidly changed the surface |
| 21:20.48 | Ghelae | There is the slight problem that it has to be several metres thick. And that there's no way to get enough rubber to make a balloon that size, so it'll have to be made out of, say, plastic... which will use up all of that Siberian oil. |
| 21:20.54 | Xho | http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/0/08/KrathazhrukhalEye.png/revision/latest?cb=20150325190244 For those who haven't seen |
| 21:21.21 | Xho | Carbon fibres it is then |
| 21:21.36 | Xho | If Carbon fibres can take on the properties of rubber |
| 21:21.57 | Wormy_ | Stephen Baxter writes in his book how humans prevente the methane clathrates from melting by creating a network of liquid nitrohen plumbing |
| 21:22.10 | Ghelae | I'm sure you could make a balloon out of carbon something, if you have the technology. |
| 21:22.19 | Ghelae | Of course, you still have to get the carbon from somewhere. |
| 21:22.22 | Wormy_ | in the Xeelee Sequence |
| 21:22.22 | Xho | Well 150 million years in the future I sure hope so |
| 21:23.19 | Xho | https://scontent-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/11084293_10153270001153939_3078328007435057633_n.jpg?oh=dc81a05ef4726e66ecf7a94548225a12&oe=55B61276 |
| 21:24.34 | Ghelae | "self-raping" is presumably an oxymoron. |
| 21:25.20 | Xho | To be honest I have no idea |
| 21:27.03 | Ghelae | You know what? Let's just set the methane alight. So the whole of Siberia is on fire for thousands of years, so what? |
| 21:27.46 | Xho | Exothermic Reactions 101: Fuck Everything |
| 21:28.31 | Wormy_ | You will make the Yetis angry |
| 21:28.45 | Ghelae | Don't be silly, Wormy. |
| 21:28.54 | Ghelae | It's Almas that live in that part of the world. |
| 21:28.55 | Wormy_ | And they will unleash their Siberian domes of death that can pull in asteroids |
| 21:29.32 | Ghelae | And they won't be angry, they'll be aflame. |
| 21:30.01 | Wormy_ | The Yetis might be upset about that you know |
| 21:30.11 | Ghelae | Then we set them on fire too. |
| 21:30.18 | Ghelae | And the asteroids. |
| 21:30.30 | Ghelae | How we set asteroids on fire I do not know. |
| 21:30.39 | Ghelae | I will leave that to the astrophysicists to work out. |
| 21:30.46 | Wormy_ | They have plenty of snow to roll in |
| 21:30.52 | Ghelae | And if they tell me it can't be done |
| 21:30.59 | Ghelae | we set the astrophysicists on fire too. |
| 21:31.34 | Ghelae | I won't suggest we set the snow on fire. We'll just melt it all instead. |
| 21:32.09 | Ghelae | The amount of CO2 released into the atmosphere by burning all of the methane isn't going to let any ice outside of a freezer stay frozen for very long. |
| 21:34.12 | Ghelae | Okay. |
| 21:34.16 | Ghelae | I'm back to normal now. |
| 21:34.18 | Wormy_ | The Almas will be safe in their domes of death |
| 21:34.22 | Ghelae | I no longer feel like burning things. |
| 21:34.35 | Xho | Freeze |
| 21:34.40 | Xho | Digital assimilation |
| 21:34.55 | Ghelae | Wormy_: So in that case, what do they have to worry about? |
| 21:35.34 | Wormy_ | That you made the Yetis soggy with meltwater and mud. |
| 21:35.47 | ImpyDroid | ded |
| 21:36.02 | Ghelae | I'm sure they'll cope. |
| 21:36.08 | Wormy_ | The Apemen have to look out for each other you know |
| 21:41.43 | Wormy_ | Xho http://imgur.com/gallery/O3mjNTx |
| 21:42.00 | Xho | I saw that |
| 21:42.12 | Xho | Let's be honest though, it would just kill them |
| 21:43.37 | Wormy_ | I heard some Chernobyl life was mutated |
| 21:45.12 | Wormy_ | http://imgur.com/gallery/X9g5hQL |
| 21:46.39 | Wormy_ | "He sure seized revenge" http://imgur.com/gallery/zicd7XS |
| 21:48.53 | Wormy_ | Hachiman: http://imgur.com/gallery/Xb2Oy |
| 21:49.49 | odell | pranking the prankers |
| 21:51.08 | odell | Cyrannian: Meanwhile in Iceland. http://i.imgur.com/YEt6z60.jpg |
| 21:51.18 | odell | And yes, they are cops. |
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| 21:58.34 | The_Randomness | Hello everyone |
| 21:58.41 | Ghelae | Hello. |
| 21:59.31 | odell | Wormy_ Ghelae: http://i.imgur.com/pS08xXW.webm |
| 22:12.57 | Wormy_ | I thought he was going to drink it# |
| 22:13.11 | Wormy_ | I wouldn't want to drink bathwater |
| 22:15.02 | odell | You wouldn't drink milk from someone rich's bathtub. |
| 22:15.47 | Wormy_ | yew no |
| 22:16.15 | Wormy_ | We have scared him off |
| 22:16.35 | Wormy_ | Maybe not, not sure if Ghelae feels emotions like fear |
| 22:17.06 | Wormy_ | only to burn things |
| 22:18.17 | odell | Supporting the idea of putting a spider farm next to a nuclear power plant. |
| 22:33.46 | DrodoEmpire_ | "Any sufficiently-advanced troll is indistinguishable from a genuine kook." |
| 22:34.11 | The_Randomness | Isn't that a different way of stating Poe's Law? |
| 22:34.36 | DrodoEmpire_ | That's exactly what it is |
| 22:35.09 | DrodoEmpire_ | It was first said on Usenet back in 2001, forget who though. Poe's Law emerged sometime later |
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| 23:55.48 | Technobliterator | Hachiman, https://twitter.com/ucrazyutaraptor/status/578882909798547456 |
| 23:56.20 | Hachiman | olol |
| 23:57.01 | The_Randomness | lol |
| 23:57.09 | Technobliterator | it's true though, it is serious business |
| 23:57.17 | Technobliterator | RIP Kojima |
| 23:59.12 | Hachiman | Aye |
| 23:59.19 | Hachiman | Kojima has been retconned from canon |
