00:46.17 | Monet | Just finished watching the recent Les Miserables film. |
00:46.35 | The_Randomness | returns |
00:46.40 | Monet | Hello |
00:47.12 | Monet | I will confess, I cried. |
00:47.33 | The_Randomness | I cannot say I've seen that movie |
00:48.59 | Monet | Not sure how true to the original stories it was but the adaptation itself was quite beautiful. |
00:49.22 | The_Randomness | Yeah, I've heard it's good. |
00:49.26 | The_Randomness | heh https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/weiner/the-gentlemans-single-use-monocle |
00:56.26 | Monet | Dunno what peopls' opinion of film musicals is but I think msot of the film was spent in song |
00:56.59 | Monet | I liked the touch. Didn't feel like there was really a divide between the songs and the story. |
01:00.23 | The_Randomness | I'm off for tonight, bye guys |
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01:24.24 | Wormy_ | "After a bit of testing, we've found that the main factor in how easily the monocle sits on your face is how much your forehead protrudes. We theorize that this explains why monocles were most popular among Europeans, who have a large amount of Neanderthal DNA." |
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02:21.48 | Tovarisch_Vinny | Hey guys! |
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12:25.52 | Hachiman | Hai |
12:27.55 | OluapWorker | ~cuddle Hachiman |
12:27.55 | infobot | ACTION grabs Hachiman and cuddles until Hachiman begs for mercy |
12:28.03 | Hachiman | <3 |
12:30.02 | Hachiman | "Girl Cheats on Blacked Out Boyfriend with Astronaut: "He never spoke so we just called him Neil"." |
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13:01.40 | odell | Hai |
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13:52.30 | Wormy_ | hi |
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14:08.37 | Guest11576 | O.o I'm supposed to have class but the fire alarm is going off. |
14:09.42 | Tek0516 | ~test |
14:09.42 | infobot | i heard test is not funny |
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14:46.24 | Tovarisch_Vinny | test |
14:48.50 | DrodoEmpire | Hey everyone |
15:04.54 | Tek0516 | Hello |
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15:28.01 | odell | Hai |
15:28.27 | Tovarisch_Vinny | ODell! |
15:28.39 | Tovarisch_Vinny | I need more of these mangas! |
15:35.43 | odell | What? |
15:42.29 | Tovarisch_Vinny | Like the Amigara Fault thingy |
15:44.33 | odell | "Why can't you tell a kleptomaniac a joke?" |
15:44.44 | odell | "They always take things literally" |
15:56.08 | Tovarisch_Vinny | -_- |
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16:04.33 | OluapWorker | ~slap Cyrannian |
16:04.33 | infobot | ACTION slaps Cyrannian, keep your grubby fingers to yourself! |
16:05.29 | Cyrannian | ~punch OluapWorker |
16:05.29 | infobot | ACTION lets fly with a wild haymaker which catches OluapWorker right on the nose |
16:06.05 | Tovarisch_Vinny | Nice new ships Cyra |
16:07.03 | Cyrannian | Oh danke |
16:07.04 | odell | Oh hello. |
16:20.42 | Cyrannian | OluapWorker: http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Phaedric_Order - Started on dis |
16:21.14 | OluapWorker | I noticed |
16:21.18 | OluapWorker | Now finish it grrr |
16:57.57 | Cyrannian | Refresh, added the members, though I still need to actually make Cythonia |
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16:58.37 | OluapWorker | spu |
16:58.50 | Xho | u |
17:07.36 | OluapWorker | Oh god that angel Gorf |
17:07.39 | OluapWorker | I only just noticed it |
17:12.56 | Xho | wat dat |
17:15.13 | OluapWorker | Cyrannian's new page |
17:16.31 | odell | Xho: http://i.imgur.com/NygV6EH.jpg |
17:16.40 | Xho | dear god |
17:18.46 | Xho | Oh right that |
17:18.52 | Xho | I was looking at one of the illustrations |
17:19.16 | odell | Tek0516: http://i.imgur.com/HuutGrP.jpg |
17:19.35 | Tek0516 | D: |
17:24.34 | odell | Hachiman: http://i.imgur.com/8AEnZT7.jpg |
17:24.58 | Cyrannian | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Phaedric_Order - Finished paeg |
17:25.31 | OluapWorker | yey |
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17:27.12 | The_Randomness | Hello |
17:27.30 | odell | hi |
17:35.36 | Hachiman | odell: olol |
17:37.56 | Xho | âThey are no heroes. They're a force who suppresses my people and their potential... My master is grander than yours. I will make you bow to us one day!â - Mar-Júun Shu'wokerama - stahp stirrin shit i got mah own problems |
17:38.08 | odell | http://imgur.com/gallery/qa4OLuZ |
17:39.41 | OluapWorker | Mar-Júun - muh power |
17:41.25 | odell | Hachiman: http://imgur.com/gallery/6Ldtx |
17:44.30 | Cyrannian | https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xat1/v/t1.0-9/11076270_1519783204735531_4594276182001833510_n.jpg?oh=f78a74334a265b394e623381925e6eff&oe=558259F1&__gda__=1438025465_9e6a0298c6a4ae161d9c0110d79c7f5b |
17:44.59 | OluapWorker | olol |
17:46.39 | Cyrannian | brb shower |
17:46.45 | odell | http://i.imgur.com/hiZeHRa.jpg |
17:46.53 | Cyrannian | Oh yes and happy St. Patrick's Day boyos |
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18:03.09 | Wormy_ | Hi |
18:03.21 | Wormy_ | Is this man digging himself into a hole? http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/jeremy-clarkson-says-foreign-london-taxi-drivers-cabs-smell-of-sick-10112626.html |
18:03.24 | The_Randomness | Hello |
18:04.04 | Wormy_ | For non-British users he is a presenter on our version of Top Gear who says stupid things all the time and everybody either loves or hates him |
18:04.15 | The_Randomness | Most likely, you generally don't do yourself much good by saying stupid things like that |
18:12.57 | odell | Despite that, I love him. |
18:13.07 | odell | Because I watch Top Gear. |
18:14.26 | Xho | Wish I could punch a BBC producer in the face |
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18:15.28 | Ghelae | Hello. |
18:15.31 | The_Randomness | Hello |
18:16.23 | odell | But he's surely strange. |
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18:17.51 | Xho | Cyrannian|Away: Commented on your page |
18:17.53 | Xho | Quoted even |
18:18.44 | Cyrannian|Away | danke |
18:19.04 | OluapWorker | ur not away |
18:20.14 | Cyrannian|Away | back in a few moments |
18:21.36 | Xho | Hm |
18:21.47 | OluapWorker | go hm urself |
18:21.52 | Xho | I might use the Fantasy Mahanayan model as the new Fictionverse model |
18:21.56 | Xho | It is better than the other one |
18:22.06 | OluapWorker | how bout u go code up sausa |
18:22.25 | Xho | dun wanna |
18:22.36 | Xho | It's enervating just thinking about it |
18:25.29 | Xho | I'm gonna remake and redo Hez' page as well as make his armour look more like Zhuleshxi's |
18:25.34 | Xho | I need a to do list tbh |
18:28.03 | OluapWorker | top thing: SAUSA |
18:28.14 | odell | how about you x urself |
18:28.42 | Xho | x |
18:32.10 | Xho | I think I'm gonna tone down Hez' power as well |
18:32.33 | OluapWorker | Hez - all outta vitamins |
18:32.49 | Xho | Angazhar - suks to b u lel |
18:33.06 | OluapWorker | Hez - ;-; |
18:33.19 | Xho | Rather than causing interstellar damage alone I'll tone it down to planetary at the best |
18:33.37 | Xho | So still a world destroyer in power but not freakishly powerful |
18:33.39 | OluapWorker | Now for no reason I had the mental image of Santorakh trying to horseride on Hez |
18:33.52 | Xho | Santorakh - gud to b me suks to b u |
18:34.23 | OluapWorker | Hez - how did everythin go so rong |
18:36.03 | Xho | Santorakh - the moment u became active again u fgt |
18:38.08 | odell | RONG |
18:39.14 | odell | ALL OF YOUR SPELLINGS ARE SO RONG |
18:42.47 | Xho | Hez' new clothing makes him look like Horse Kalarah |
18:42.59 | Xho | I for one am not complaining about this |
18:45.45 | OluapWorker | Kalarah - dis is me if i were a neigh |
18:45.53 | Xho | Hez - u look like a fgt |
18:46.34 | OluapWorker | Kalarah - listen here u hay-eetin fagit |
18:48.52 | Xho | Angazhar - u got shrekt scrub |
18:51.37 | Xho | http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/b/bc/HezKalka2015.png/revision/latest?cb=20150317184955 There we go |
18:51.43 | Xho | I'm pleased with how this one turned out |
18:51.53 | OluapWorker | Scary |
18:52.57 | Xho | I suppose Hez is the equivalent of the Dominion's head of state |
18:53.10 | Xho | Though there's an exceptionally convoluted hierarchy so I can't really equate it |
18:59.50 | Xho | I don't really want to use the word acolyte to describe his servitude to Angazhar |
19:00.29 | Xho | I guess I'll just use servant |
19:00.37 | Xho | Angazhar only really has two servants now |
19:00.49 | OluapWorker | Shu'wokerama - git gud |
19:00.56 | Xho | Ekthrikos is too much of a loose cannon for Angazhar to bother controlling |
19:15.30 | Xho | Hm |
19:15.39 | Xho | Referring to Inferno as a hyperconstruct |
19:15.52 | OluapWorker | nerdo |
19:16.03 | Xho | Santorakh - eat cheese |
19:17.20 | The_Randomness | delicious |
19:18.18 | Xho | Since the Xhodocto weren't really defeated in the March of the Apocalypse I've explained that 'sealing Kamik'Shi within a sword' was a tactic the Xhodocto used to prevent the outright destruction of Inferno |
19:18.38 | Xho | Well strategically defeated anyway |
19:18.47 | Xho | As far as the SSA is concerned |
19:19.17 | Cyrannian | http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/6/60/ShadowDespair02.png/revision/latest?cb=20150317191903 - c |
19:19.34 | Xho | It's almost like the Blade is whispering into his ear |
19:19.38 | Xho | "listen here u lil shi" |
19:19.55 | OluapWorker | "let me tell u a secret primercer da best" |
19:20.21 | Cyrannian | lul |
19:23.23 | Xho | OluapWorker: I forget the whole deal with Kolossus using Hez |
19:23.28 | Xho | How did that go again |
19:25.05 | OluapWorker | I'd not say he was used |
19:25.10 | Xho | hm |
19:25.11 | OluapWorker | That was more of Kolossus being a dick |
19:25.16 | Xho | Manipulated |
19:25.31 | OluapWorker | It's more like he influenced Hez to do ew-things to Mac |
19:25.40 | Xho | rite |
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19:42.45 | Cyrannian | http://www.starwars.com/news/what-happened-after-endor-find-out-in-star-wars-aftermath - "A new government is forming to replace the Empire. " Better be a New Republic or Apaltar is going to use his universe-teleporting-cranial-hat device to set things right |
19:43.33 | The_Randomness | lol |
19:46.25 | Cyrannian | Imperios: http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2015/03/16/putin-found-down-back-of-couch/ |
19:46.26 | OluapWorker | Apaltar - it will be famous or else |
19:46.33 | OluapWorker | fabulous* |
19:46.42 | Imperios | Cyrannian: Spoiler alert, it is Glorious People's Democratic Federal \Galactic Republic |
19:48.54 | Cyrannian | As long as it isn't still the Rebel Alliance in Episode 7, I'll be happifaic |
19:52.55 | odell | Cyrannian Imperios: Funny that I just recently watched a Family Guy episode featuring Vladmir Putin. He was a dangerous, but pretty chill, guy when Stewie and Brian go to Russia in search of Quahog's mayor whom is appearently a KGB sleeper agent who just got 'activated'. |
19:53.35 | Imperios | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/File:Freelander_Star.png Okay that's like the first fiction thing I have done in ages |
19:53.38 | Imperios | And I like it |
19:53.55 | OluapWorker | Imp doing fiction |
19:53.57 | odell | dat metal texture |
19:53.57 | OluapWorker | impossibru |
19:54.38 | Cyrannian | Very nice, is it for a new faction? |
19:54.51 | The_Randomness | shiny |
19:55.39 | Imperios | Cyrannian: It's for a fantasy faction that I am going to make a page for |
19:55.51 | Imperios | They were relatively obscure but they appeared in fiction two times |
19:56.30 | odell | And here's the parody I told about. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhyHCXgWoCo |
19:57.08 | Xho | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Captain:Hez%27Kalka all done |
19:57.36 | OluapWorker | NEIGH'KEK |
19:58.26 | Imperios | OH |
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19:59.09 | Imperios | Xho: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CI6MFNaE3hE |
19:59.28 | Cyrannian | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Captain:Erissare#Physical_Appearance - New Erissare quote |
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20:01.00 | OluapWorker | Oh god ew |
20:01.43 | odell | Cyrannian: My bowel - mahnigga.jpg |
20:02.50 | Imperios | Xho: How are you supposed to call Mesoamerican-level technology |
20:02.51 | Imperios | Neolithic |
20:02.55 | Imperios | Bronze Age? |
20:03.12 | Xho | Depends what time period you're on about |
20:03.40 | OluapWorker | Rocks and sticks |
20:03.46 | Xho | Mesolithic mostly |
20:03.59 | Xho | If you're on about early Mesoamerica |
20:04.03 | Imperios | Xho: Maya city states-level |
20:04.06 | Imperios | So, relatively late |
20:04.12 | Imperios | Immediately prior to Spanish colonisation |
20:04.45 | Xho | Iron Age then |
20:04.49 | Imperios | Right |
20:06.13 | Imperios | Wait Mesoamericans never used any iron |
20:06.18 | Imperios | So, Bronze Age I think |
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20:06.53 | Wormy_ | Hi |
20:07.00 | Xho | I don't know much about Mesoamerica |
20:07.03 | Xho | Hi |
20:07.07 | Wormy_ | Cyrannian: Happy St Patrick's Day |
20:07.18 | Imperios | ...How the hell did they manage to develop one of the most advanced contemporary astronomical systems in the world without learning how to smelt iron |
20:07.38 | Xho | Same way teenage pregnancy happens |
20:07.41 | Xho | They just do it |
20:07.46 | OluapWorker | With enough blood sacrifices |
20:07.47 | Cyrannian | Danke |
20:08.04 | Xho | Hm imagine if Hez'Kalka and Tyrómairon were in the same room |
20:08.13 | Xho | The Dark Lord level would probably cause a black hole |
20:08.25 | OluapWorker | Hez'Kalka - dino Tyrómairon - horse |
20:08.31 | Xho | Santorakh - CHEESE |
20:08.32 | Imperios | Well |
20:08.35 | Imperios | Actually |
20:08.43 | Imperios | No horses -> No wheels |
20:08.59 | OluapWorker | They rode llamas |
20:09.00 | Xho | They weren't particularly advanced were they |
20:09.09 | Imperios | No wheels + Terribru jungle/desert/mountains everywhere -> No chariots |
20:09.22 | OluapWorker | Llamas are better than horses since they have their own turret system |
20:09.25 | OluapWorker | aka they spit at you |
20:09.27 | Imperios | Hur |
20:09.37 | Imperios | Well llamas are small and only Incas had them |
20:09.38 | Cyrannian | Wormy_: http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2015/03/11/clarkson-to-be-released-back-into-the-wild-2/ |
20:10.14 | Imperios | Anyway no chariots -> No epic chariot 300-style wars -> Less weapon development -> Less metallurgy -> No iron |
20:10.16 | Imperios | Makes sense now |
20:10.30 | OluapWorker | brb |
20:10.57 | Imperios | ...This makes me wonder how many civilisations in SporeWiki exist that never even left their own planet because of lack of resources |
20:11.16 | Imperios | 99% of Gigaquadrantic species would probably never leave the Stone Age on their own |
20:11.23 | Wormy_ | Cyrannian: Lol dat Clarkson has just made an enemy of all London Taxi cabbies |
20:11.28 | Cyrannian | So I saw |
20:11.53 | Xho | Kicath - vi'navitum leeeel |
20:12.01 | Imperios | I mean looking at IRL humanity civilisation only developed in like two or three regions: Middle East, East Asia and Mesoamerica |
20:12.10 | Wormy_ | He's a troll |
20:12.17 | Xho | I think you forgot Rome there |
20:12.30 | Xho | And Greece, and Egypt |
20:12.33 | Wormy_ | and looks like one! |
20:12.39 | Xho | Egypt wasn't particularly advanced though |
20:12.40 | Imperios | Rome and Greece are Mediterannean so they fit in the "Middle East" part |
20:12.48 | Xho | dat not middle east wat u talkin about |
20:13.07 | Xho | I'd assume Middle East is the area surrounding Iran/Iraq area |
20:13.23 | Imperios | Well Rome based its culture on Greece |
20:13.41 | Imperios | And Greece's culture drew a lot of inspiration from Egypt and Mesopotamia and Phoenicia and stuff |
20:13.50 | Xho | Still Greek hur |
20:14.10 | Imperios | So basically Middle East -> Greece -> Rome -> Europe -> Everywhere else |
20:14.50 | Imperios | Mesoamerica -> Parts of South America -> OH FUCK PALE PEOPLE WITH BOOM STICKS EVERYWHERE |
20:15.28 | Imperios | And Yellow River -> China -> East Asia and Southeast Asia - > OH FUCK GWEILOS EVERYWHERE -> fuk off we make our own empire -> Now |
20:15.32 | Imperios | Oh and I forgot India |
20:15.34 | Imperios | Okay |
20:15.54 | Imperios | India -> Parts of Indonesia -> OH FUK TOPHATS AND TEAPOTS EVERYWHERE -> fuk off -> Now |
20:17.20 | Wormy_ | YOU FORGOT ATLANTIS and LEMURIA |
20:17.35 | Wormy_ | AND HY BRASIL |
20:17.56 | Imperios | Hy Brasil |
20:18.00 | Imperios | What is this |
20:18.16 | Imperios | Ancient football player civilisation? |
20:18.22 | odell | Wormy_: Even if he's been obnoxious at certain occurences, he'll forever stay as my favorite. |
20:18.25 | Wormy_ | A legendary island / UFO reported off the Irish coast |
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20:18.31 | OluapWorker | Back |
20:18.47 | Imperios | Rite |
20:19.01 | Imperios | Atlantis can count as Middle East-influenced I think |
20:19.10 | odell | Am I the only one who finds some of his obnoxious statements a bit funny? |
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20:19.23 | TekDroid | Hello |
20:19.30 | Monet | Hello |
20:19.35 | odell | Oh hello |
20:19.37 | Imperios | IRL islands that probably were Atlantis were all in the Mediterannean and fall into the "Middle East -> Greece -> Rome -> Europe" narrative |
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20:20.16 | Ghelae | Hello. |
20:20.25 | Imperios | This reminds me, there is something that bugs me with the history of arts classes in my university |
20:20.38 | Monet | What's that? |
20:21.17 | Imperios | The fact that we only literally look at one historical narrative only basically: Western European art and what influenced it |
20:21.31 | Imperios | Like Egypt -> Greece -> Rome -> Gothic -> Italian etc |
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20:21.39 | Wormy__ | Imperios: It was POOPULATED BT GIANT RABBITS |
20:21.43 | Imperios | Everything else is only scarcely mentioned |
20:21.50 | Imperios | Wormy__: Are you drunk? |
20:22.06 | Wormy__ | Err |
20:22.07 | Imperios | Also I think Hachiman is from somewhere else |
20:22.08 | Wormy__ | ahem |
20:22.11 | Wormy__ | yes |
20:22.20 | Imperios | Sorry if that was rude |
20:22.33 | OluapWorker | Oh good, time to leave again |
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20:22.41 | Wormy__ | Nah, I'm in my obnoxiousdrunken straak |
20:22.45 | Imperios | I thought Englishmen weren't supposed to get drunk on Saint Patrick's Day |
20:22.55 | odell | Imperios: http://i.imgur.com/pVqp49c.jpg |
20:23.04 | Wormy__ | Someone tell Oluap I was only joking |
20:23.31 | Wormy__ | I have had a couple but when odell mentioned by obnoxiousness I hjad to embellish it |
20:23.49 | Imperios | Heh |
20:24.10 | odell | Clarkson's obnoxious statements that is. |
20:24.12 | Monet | Yeah he doesn't like Drunk Wormy |
20:24.13 | Imperios | I actually had an argument with my gf about that |
20:24.19 | Imperios | She's into Celtic culture |
20:24.20 | Monet | Wait... |
20:24.23 | Imperios | I like the British Empire |
20:24.25 | Wormy__ | Oh... |
20:24.27 | Monet | Am I mistaken? |
20:24.37 | Monet | No wait I'm not |
20:24.41 | Wormy__ | I agree with you either way odell |
20:24.41 | Xho | Yes Imperios has a girlfriend |
20:24.45 | Monet | Yeah, Oluap doesn't like Drunk WOrmy |
20:24.52 | odell | I do anyway. |
20:24.57 | Imperios | And yes once one of us brings this up things get fun |
20:25.00 | Xho | It's actually somewhat controversial in the whole spacetime ordeal |
20:25.10 | odell | The answer is: Dark humor |
20:25.59 | Imperios | I think she says she will stepdance on my head |
20:26.06 | Imperios | *said |
20:26.56 | Monet | I don't mind lesbianism in Impy's fict because ,after all https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5zsxfhAh6Q |
20:27.21 | Imperios | Wait why do you say that now |
20:28.03 | Monet | Because you have a ladyfriend. |
20:28.04 | Xho | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Captain:Hez%27Kalka Gimme quotes u dam maggots |
20:28.14 | odell | "ladyfriend" |
20:28.42 | Monet | Xho: pre-Dominion Arsac - FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU |
20:29.00 | Xho | Hez - u shuld still b sayin dat nao |
20:29.12 | Imperios | Yeah but I don't think my appreciation of lesbians has a large role in my romantic endeavours |
20:29.23 | Xho | But yeah this model of Hez is my best one |
20:29.26 | Xho | By a long shot |
20:30.05 | odell | Xho: http://i.imgur.com/TbPH1P0.jpg |
20:30.13 | Monet | That is definitely one of your best armours so far |
20:30.29 | Xho | odell: He is now OG-Man |
20:30.50 | Imperios | He looks like Terminator |
20:30.52 | Xho | Looks like the Zhulultu style is the best style |
20:30.53 | Hachiman | Imperios: If I am from somewhere else, where am I from hur |
20:31.05 | Xho | Hachiman: Bongo-bongo Land |
20:31.10 | Imperios | Well you are certainly not from Atlantis |
20:31.35 | odell | Xho: And we've got G-Freeman too http://i.imgur.com/kgDqDXC.jpg |
20:31.40 | Hachiman | I have not gone Indian tan skin and long, straight black hair so no not Atlantean |
20:31.49 | Imperios | You're... vaguely Mediterannean-ish in terms of appearance |
20:32.03 | Hachiman | Yeah I am probably descended from a slave |
20:32.09 | Xho | sex slave |
20:32.09 | Hachiman | And the genes are recessive |
20:33.15 | Hachiman | brb dinner |
20:33.44 | Imperios | Now I will go find an anthropology book and try to identify your racial type |
20:33.57 | Imperios | Goddamn Hitler why did you discredit racial studies |
20:34.09 | Xho | Because |
20:34.11 | Xho | SIEG HEIK |
20:34.13 | Xho | HEIL EVEN |
20:34.30 | Imperios | Now finding good information on anthropology is hard because it will always be followed by "of course it is not true we are all from Africa blah blah blah" |
20:34.37 | Xho | quote page i swer to god |
20:34.44 | Imperios | Hitler ruined nationalism and anthropology |
20:34.55 | odell | Imperios Xho: Let's joke about Japanese shall we? http://i.imgur.com/PMAlcw7.png |
20:35.20 | Imperios | The Mediterranean race (sometimes Mediterranid race) is one of the sub-races into which the Caucasian race was categorized by most anthropologists in the late nineteenth to mid-twentieth centuries.[1] According to various definitions, it was said to be prevalent in Southern Europe and Southeast Europe, in Western Asia, in North Africa, in the Horn of Africa, in Central Asia, in Latin America (thro |
20:35.27 | odell | And no. No stereotypical discriprin in this one. |
20:35.44 | Imperios | http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mediterranean_race hm |
20:35.51 | Imperios | It is characterized by medium to tall stature, long (dolichocephalic) or moderate (mesocephalic) skull, a narrow and often slightly aquiline nose, prevalence of dark hair and eyes,[8] and pink to reddish to light or dark brown skin tone; olive complexion being especially common.[9] |
20:36.15 | Xho | I don't fall into any of those goddammit |
20:36.15 | Imperios | Looks like Hachi |
20:36.34 | odell | Hachiman: http://i.imgur.com/2gWUeg7.png |
20:36.53 | Imperios | http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irano-Afghan_race Hachi can be this as well |
20:37.01 | Imperios | Brunet-white color, very dark hair and eyes, abundant pilosity; medium stature (165), slim body; very long (74) and high head with prominent occiput; long face; large and high nose with root at the level of the forehead, straight or convex spine, strongly curved nostrils (64); full lips, robust chin.[5] |
20:37.13 | Imperios | ...No probably not |
20:37.41 | Imperios | Xho: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armenoid_race Could you be this perhaps |
20:37.56 | odell | I wonder about myself. |
20:38.00 | Imperios | "Known as the "true" Caucasians, Armenoids were relatively tall, usually with medium to dark brown or black hair, light to medium skin colour, large round eyes that were usually brown; a round, brachycephalic head shape with a straight backing (planocciput) (see Cephalic index), high cheekbones and non-prominent chins. Lips were full, and noses were often aquiline." |
20:38.07 | odell | mine even |
20:38.25 | Imperios | odell: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Master_race You are this |
20:38.33 | Imperios | Because Sweden best country |
20:38.54 | Xho | Well my nose isn't aquiline |
20:39.02 | Imperios | Okay you being Swedish you're either Nordic or East Baltid |
20:39.07 | Xho | Other than that close enough |
20:39.10 | Imperios | East Baltid is basically Russians |
20:40.00 | Imperios | One odd thing about Russians BTW is that weird hair/eye colour combination they have |
20:40.10 | Xho | What the hell would you call the Dominion's government system |
20:40.13 | Imperios | They're almost never full blonde but almost never full brown/black either |
20:40.27 | Imperios | They're all like dirty blonde-brown-something |
20:40.28 | odell | Imperios: A bit hard to tell. But yet still very pausible answers. This is my recent selfie, months ago though. http://i.imgur.com/m8scq36.jpg |
20:40.31 | Imperios | With greyish-bluish eyes |
20:40.34 | Xho | I probably have a bit of Mediterranean in me somewhere |
20:40.42 | Xho | My ancestors were Anglo-Indians residing in Portugal |
20:40.45 | Monet | Xho: How public are the dominion lords? |
20:40.51 | Cyrannian | Magocracy perhaps |
20:40.53 | Xho | Very secretive |
20:41.14 | Cyrannian | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:New_Cyrandia_Wars/Year_Two/Shadow_of_Despair#Masters_of_Shadows - New chapter |
20:41.18 | Monet | Probably a cryptocracy then |
20:41.20 | Xho | Cyrannian: I would but I'm trying to dismiss the ideas of demons/magic |
20:42.11 | Imperios | Don't look super-Nordic, East Baltid maybe |
20:42.31 | odell | Imperios: I gotta state that my eyes are more of ocean-blue (greenish-blueish). |
20:42.37 | Xho | Venatorius - *smoke and mirrors* wololol get shrekt |
20:42.47 | odell | Green-blue as the Baltic sea during the summer. |
20:43.24 | Xho | Cyrannian: Would you say Agonânghâsh is scarier than Tyró or the other way round |
20:43.46 | Imperios | rite |
20:44.45 | Imperios | I am... frankly I actually look rather odd for an Asian person |
20:45.26 | Xho | I just look odd |
20:45.29 | Xho | cries |
20:45.30 | Imperios | I am rather tall, relatively large and have large eyes |
20:45.46 | odell | Imperios: http://i.imgur.com/YHOOZx0.png |
20:46.09 | Imperios | Okay the first two bits can be explained by me eating European and Russian cuisine as well as East Asian ones |
20:46.19 | Imperios | odell: True story |
20:46.28 | Cyrannian | The Emperor is probably frightening in a far more subtle manner |
20:46.35 | Imperios | I remember telling a Russian that "Caucasian" means "white" in English |
20:46.58 | Imperios | He thought it was because of political correctness and went all "beh stupid Americans grrr" |
20:47.50 | Imperios | Cyrannian: http://cs623120.vk.me/v623120346/23ca3/g3TAXfHPe-k.jpg |
20:48.05 | Xho | 21 |
20:48.09 | odell | Xho: You look frightening and butch... come here *sliently* so I can sterile you. |
20:48.19 | Xho | neh |
20:48.29 | Xho | "Butch" |
20:48.35 | Xho | That's usually used to describe lesbians here hur |
20:48.43 | Xho | Or women |
20:49.15 | Imperios | Xho is actually Javina in disguist |
20:49.19 | Imperios | *disguise |
20:49.22 | odell | olol |
20:49.30 | Xho | dammit |
20:51.48 | odell | I dunno why Argentina has a "we are white europeans" circlejerk. |
20:54.07 | odell | At certain moments, I've always wondered how it would be like if Denmark, Norway and Sweden were still united as the Kalmar Union to today? |
20:54.40 | odell | http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scandinavism |
20:59.53 | odell | Imperios is gone. ;-; |
21:03.17 | Hachiman | Yeah I am most likely of Mediterranid descent |
21:06.10 | Wormy__ | Scand, Russian, Irish, Saxon and Polish |
21:06.17 | Wormy__ | descents |
21:06.53 | Wormy__ | sonorthern.jpg |
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21:08.11 | Wormy__ | I am very tough to the cold |
21:08.14 | Wormy__ | hi |
21:08.45 | Hachiman | ImpyDroid: It is likely I am of Mediterranid descent |
21:08.59 | Hachiman | Probably on my biological father's side |
21:09.05 | odell | I'm probably of Nordic-Baltic origin. Because Sweden is popular among east baltics and finns. It happens that my mother is very interested in the East Baltic and Finland. |
21:09.07 | Hachiman | Although he was born blonde so |
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21:09.15 | Knight_Alien | Hello |
21:09.23 | Hachiman | Still got the features of a Mediterranid type |
21:10.12 | Wormy__ | I have black hair and a black-red beard hair |
21:10.31 | odell | But none of my parents are blondie. But my cousins from my mother's side are, and all their parents are like my mother and their parents aren't. |
21:10.40 | Xho | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Captain:Hez%27Kalka y u no quote |
21:10.51 | Monet | Xho: I'm thinking |
21:10.59 | Xho | dat sum long thinking |
21:11.18 | Monet | It's hard to come up with one that isn't "scary evil dude who fucks shit up" |
21:11.20 | Xho | I am impatient mind you |
21:11.42 | odell | Xho: "Hi" - Random bypasser |
21:11.46 | Wormy__ | Monet *was* only thinking for up to one minute |
21:14.08 | odell | Maybe I should quote with that. |
21:14.18 | odell | *wink* *wink* |
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21:21.08 | Zillafire101 | Hello all. Happy St. Patrick's day. |
21:21.23 | Monet | Xho: There ,quoted. |
21:21.39 | Ghelae | Hello. |
21:21.52 | Xho | Monet: Angazhar - yep |
21:22.12 | Monet | Am I making Sarec too wise beyond his years? |
21:23.12 | Xho | He's an Isio'Nar, it's hard to do that |
21:24.10 | Monet | Well yeah after Impy and I really started integrating multiverse theory into the Nar's operations it's becoming harder to tell how long he's been one of them |
21:24.54 | Monet | Sure he's always close to Hachi but he's been shown to be capable of bilocating. So how old is he really? |
21:26.50 | Monet | In this universe though he was born about a hundred years ago. |
21:27.35 | Monet | OKay my brain might be close to generating the risk of caving in |
21:27.49 | Wormy__ | http://imgur.com/gallery/H3cgOEP http://imgur.com/gallery/a2N4JuR http://imgur.com/gallery/OT1REdf http://imgur.com/gallery/5Dlv4Iv http://i.imgur.com/aPHqnji.gifv http://imgur.com/gallery/WSHaDQP http://imgur.com/gallery/gr046 |
21:28.22 | Xho | I'm making some kind of abomination atm |
21:28.59 | Xho | Let's just say it's a couple years overdue |
21:31.19 | Monet | Wormy__: I find it ironic how the adverts fo rbing were about how inaccurate other search engines were comapred to them |
21:31.40 | odell | Wormy_: That sallad one |
21:33.31 | Wormy__ | You must take all those items with you, they'll be important later in your questshttp://imgur.com/gallery/9xhF4 |
21:33.34 | Cyrannian | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:New_Cyrandia_Wars/Year_Two/Shadow_of_Despair#Epilogue - da end |
21:34.02 | Wormy__ | Monet Can't stand Bing |
21:34.04 | odell | Wormy_: http://i.imgur.com/PWVZ9AN.jpg |
21:34.42 | Wormy__ | Can you just imagine having a pizza box as a bed |
21:34.54 | Wormy__ | Just how big that pizza was |
21:34.55 | odell | And this. http://imgur.com/gallery/83EqAJ6 |
21:35.17 | odell | It's a 100% accurate gif of myself during physics lectures. |
21:36.03 | Wormy__ | lol |
21:37.55 | odell | http://i.imgur.com/ABoDbSC.gif |
21:38.35 | Wormy__ | http://imgur.com/gallery/9xhF4 |
21:40.17 | odell | dat microwave burger doe |
21:40.56 | Zillafire101 | Free drugs, free food, free clothes, I don't see the issue. |
21:43.24 | odell | Zillafire101 and free HIV |
21:43.49 | Zillafire101 | Life is short anyway. Enjoy it while you can, no matter what. |
21:43.53 | odell | Just make a cut and rub the sheets against it. |
21:48.20 | Wormy__ | Or sleep naked in it with a spotty bum |
21:49.05 | Xho | http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/a/a9/RethexKalik2015.png/revision/latest?cb=20150317214804 ohai |
21:52.50 | odell | wot is dis |
21:53.15 | Xho | Basically, Xhodocto creations |
21:54.57 | Xho | These are the new Xhousthoe for anyone who remembers them |
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21:57.54 | Xho | Cyrannian: So now Venatorius is the Grand Inquisitor |
21:58.55 | Cyrannian | Nein, he's more interested in the Navy and the Army, though the position will be filled by a new character introduced in a story Oluap and I are working on |
21:59.25 | Xho | Kit'tharojanaril - managerial positions in this place are awful |
22:01.02 | Xho | I was thinking of doing a specialist sect for the Dominion though hell that would be ages down the line |
22:01.11 | Xho | I need to get around to actually revamping the Dominion page |
22:01.15 | TekDroid | odell: Gotta love when I see clips on the news that I'd see on imgur hours or even days before. :P |
22:02.39 | Xho | I mean the Dominion can't do an Inquisition or Agent thing, they're a hyperpowered apocalypse cult |
22:03.04 | odell | TekDroid: Yeah, I've seen the lunatic passenger. |
22:04.05 | TekDroid | I'd also saw that clip with the bird going down that tower a few days after it went front page. XD |
22:04.30 | Cyrannian | brb |
22:05.12 | Xho | Hm perhaps they can't do it |
22:05.16 | odell | I've not seen that one though. |
22:05.29 | Xho | Even seeing a Dominion emblem is probably enough to set an entire galaxy on red alert |
22:07.40 | odell | Sovereignty - "What is that curious emblem?" |
22:08.32 | Xho | Xhodocto - devil illuminati |
22:09.30 | odell | Sovereignty - "Ah, nothing is out of question. Everything is of normal, good to check." |
22:15.00 | odell | Xho: While Sovereignty is completely foreign and doesn't see situations and other empires as everyone else does. NS in a nutshell. [NSFOP: Polandball] http://i.imgur.com/i2Dq6kP.png |
22:15.22 | Xho | jesus |
22:18.29 | odell | Wormy__: http://i.imgur.com/SHHNE1e.png |
22:19.11 | Xho | olol |
22:19.35 | Wormy__ | true |
22:20.16 | TekDroid | O.o |
22:20.48 | Zillafire101 | lolz |
22:27.22 | Monet | Xho: Maybe they could be more covert? |
22:27.35 | Xho | Suppose they would be |
22:28.01 | Monet | COnsidering their populations they could have a concealable mark |
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22:35.15 | DrodoEmpire | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Thread:196804 - Who... Why...? |
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22:36.55 | odell | DrodoEmpire: 'kids' |
22:37.03 | DrodoEmpire | Eh true |
22:37.16 | DrodoEmpire | No idea why its on Sporewiki of all places though |
22:37.35 | AdmiralPanda | what happened? |
22:37.53 | odell | This thread. http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Thread:196804 |
22:38.34 | Xho | Psychedelic trance |
22:38.53 | Xho | Dark ambient |
22:38.56 | Monet | I wonder who other than DI notaries and Kithworto own samples of Alvadian wine. |
22:40.03 | Monet | Also I have this idea: While the price of Alvadian wine slowly falling, perhaps merchants up the price of the pre-recolonisation vintages. |
22:40.55 | odell | If they cloned it? |
22:41.01 | Monet | So not only does it bcome a status symbol to own a sample of a Genuine Alvadian blend. it could be even more of a status symbol to own a pre-2779 sample. |
22:41.01 | odell | replicated even |
22:42.01 | Monet | The Imperium's at an economic point where sentimental value factors in hugely into something's price. |
22:43.14 | Monet | ie sure you could own a 2000-year-old weapon, but because it's not the original 2000-year-old weapon and because it doesn't have the same history, it won't be worth as much. |
22:46.11 | odell | If it's an exact replica |
22:47.05 | Tovarisch_Vinny | Hey guys |
22:47.25 | Tovarisch_Vinny | Exact replica are still not as valuable as originals |
22:47.32 | Tovarisch_Vinny | But they do have a value |
22:48.34 | odell | TekDroid Wormy__: http://i.imgur.com/Hr639IA.png |
22:48.41 | odell | I pity him |
22:49.25 | Wormy__ | lol |
22:49.45 | Wormy__ | cancel that fuk |
22:50.06 | Tovarisch_Vinny | How about unpluging the thing? |
22:56.04 | Monet | Tovarisch_VInny: Yeah, the only thing that separates a really good replica from a genuine article is the history behind it |
22:57.01 | Tovarisch_Vinny | Yah |
22:57.26 | Monet | And to Draconis, history is important |
22:57.37 | Monet | So something can be expensive because it has a lot of history behind it |
23:02.46 | Tovarisch_Vinny | It's like owning a Makarov PM vs a Makarov PM built in USSR ^.^ |
23:09.24 | Monet | Guess so |
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23:58.17 | Wormy__ | Monet, Hachiman: I'm unlucky due to haze, but there is a lot of activity http://aurorawatch.lancs.ac.uk/ |
23:59.35 | Monet | I'm in the heart of the Medway conurbation though. |