IRC log for #sporewiki on 20150306

00:02.29Cyrannian|AwayIs it possible to create a German nation in EUIII?
00:02.38odellFranks?
00:03.20TekDroidEUIII? I believe so.
00:03.24DrodoEmpireCyrannian: I know its possible to form Germany in EUIV, not sure with EUIII
00:04.29odellI've added a bit of history and gave the Sovereignty government a description along a banner/flag. http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Nomatari_Sovereignty
00:04.38Cyrannian|AwayInteresting, I have already debased history in my current game, so I might as well continue the trend.
00:07.13TekDroidGermany can be formed if you own Mecklenburg, Brandenburg, Altmark, Luneberg, Anhalt, Dresden, Lepizig, Thurigen, and Franken.
00:07.53TekDroidPlus not being HRE and no Germany existing. Also must have one of the several german cultures.
00:07.55odellNot Bayern?
00:08.28TekDroidBrunswick too, missed that.
00:08.52odellwelp it's getting way late
00:09.27TekDroidThat's only with Divine Wind or In Nomime though.
00:10.29TekDroidDo you have EUIII DLC?
00:10.45TekDroidCyrannian|Away?
00:12.47DrodoEmpirehttps://scontent-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/l/t1.0-9/10413324_937025782974926_7999303379073253183_n.jpg?oh=02b2d59d5e6cc4a445049a9e79f22357&oe=557F53DB
00:12.49DrodoEmpire*sigh*
00:13.10TekDroidIf you have only Napoleon's Ambition or none it's an event instead if you own those 10 provinces with Hannover instead of Brunswick.
00:13.19TekDroid...
00:13.25TekDroid*facepalm*
00:13.45DrodoEmpiremonayy lmao
00:14.52DarcySupremestWhen I get a considerably further distance down my fictions line I'm going to like make research into hyperspace a big thing
00:15.08DarcySupremestbecause I really want to have my dimensional rockets joke I made way back
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00:26.18The_RandomnessHello
00:29.00Technobliteratorhi Random
00:29.03TechnobliteratorI'm fighting Penance :o
00:30.09The_Randomness:o
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00:31.07DrodoEmpireHi
00:31.21The_RandomnessHey Monet
00:32.49Monethi
00:39.18DarcySupremestdon't you hate it when you make a reply to somebodies comment on youtube and you keep getting notifications from it forever
00:39.28The_Randomnessheh
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00:43.37The_RandomnessI'll be back later, bye guys
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00:46.34DarcySupremestI'm going to go make breckfast because its 11 in the morning and I  still haven't done that
00:46.36DarcySupremestso brb
00:54.49Suppy_well ok
01:07.54DarcySupremestrighto
01:19.06DarcySupremestso what is everybody up to today slash tonight
01:19.42DrodoEmpireNot much
01:23.15Knight_AlienWriting stories.
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02:52.19DrodoEmpiretest
02:55.11DarcySupremestyes
03:14.14TekDroid...gotta love when your assignment has observational requirements that they don't mention in the lab.
03:20.15DrodoEmpiretest
03:20.24TekDroidfailed
03:20.43TekDroidproceed to security department for processing.
03:20.58DrodoEmpireprocesayying lmao
03:22.45TekDroidbreaks down DrodoEmpire to the atomic level and uses it to build a sewage treatment plant
03:25.17DrodoEmpire's atoms start repeating "ayy lmao" very quietly. The noise slowly grows in loudness until the IRC is filled with the unbearable sound of billions of "ayy lmao"s at once
03:25.58OfficerJackal_ayy lmao
03:26.56TekDroidcreates a clone of DrodoEmpire using antimatter and smashes them together, annihilating them both
03:27.16DrodoEmpireantayymatter lmao
03:28.42OfficerJackal_pulls a scientific name out of his ass, naming himself "re-matter" as he collides into a uber flux delux time swirl and reincarnates DrodoEmpire, so he can continue his dayynk lmao.
03:29.00DrodoEmpirethayynks lmao
03:29.29OfficerJackal_no prayyblem lmao
03:29.34OfficerJackal_tips.
03:31.08DrodoEmpiremarches around the IRC, proudly shouting "ayy lmao"
03:38.48DarcySupremestThis is what happens when the IRC is dead
03:41.48OfficerJackal_dons a leather suit of armor with spikes in it, screaming at the top of his lungs "ANARCHY MOTHER FUCKERS!" as he jumps inside a heavily modified scrap car from the 1970's. He speeds down the road, only to roll over and crash in a ditch, lighting on fire as he dies. The end.
03:50.33DrodoEmpireayy lmao
03:52.06OfficerJackal_AHHHHHAYYYYYHHHHHHHH LMAOOO.
03:56.53DrodoEmpireayy
03:57.20OfficerJackal_lmao
04:01.49DarcySupremestjesus
04:04.36OfficerJackal_prayyse the lmao.
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04:27.12Comrade_VinnyHey guys!
04:30.12OfficerJackal_Hello!
04:32.27Comrade_VinnyHey! :D
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06:19.01ImpyDroidHi everyone
06:19.18ImpyDroidattacks Tybusen with vodka-powered nuclear wessels
06:24.13ImpyDroid...How come Tybusen stopped reacting to me?
06:24.39TekDroidlop
06:24.42TekDroid*lol
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07:15.52ImpyDroidsummons a horde of cyborg bears to retort
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07:17.01OfficerJackal_Urghuadhgsdauighsadighsdg.
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07:37.29ImpyDroid2http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/2/23/Lady_A%27haw_the_Opulent.png/revision/latest?cb=20150305172128 I made a new Fantasy char
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08:29.27ImpyDroidhttps://2ch.hk/po/src/8127703/14255798940650.png
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08:36.04ImpyDroid2Hi
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08:53.01ImpyDroid2Liquid_Ink: http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/2/23/Lady_A%27haw_the_Opulent.png/revision/latest?cb=20150305172128 made a new fantasyverse char
08:53.05ImpyDroid2What do you think?
08:53.26Liquid_InkCool. What's she do?
08:55.25ImpyDroid2She's one of the Freelander city leaders
09:08.49ImpyDroid2Basically there is one Freelander city for each Simulacrum
09:08.58ImpyDroid2Which makes me wonder what kind of culture would revere your Sim
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09:11.00GhelaeHello.
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12:05.36OluapWorkerspo
12:05.39Xhoo
12:08.30XhoI have some borderline impossible thing to do for my guitar lesson next week
12:08.37XhoI have to learn an instrumental part from Animals As Leaders
12:26.34Wormy_Xho  http://coloringbookcorruptions.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/Worries-Pam-B.jpg
12:26.47Xhoheh
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13:25.44Xhohttps://scontent-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10296645_804163406340241_7541531883971745494_n.jpg?oh=656d58ba96d81d3effa42121ac653846&oe=5575AE2A
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13:26.42OluapWorkernein
13:27.16Xhoi c wut u did thar
13:27.33XhoWhat was the name of that Pyro character I made who was undead
13:29.09XhoGhoul that was it
13:30.14OluapWorkerYes
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13:48.49JepardiHi
13:51.56ImpyDroid2Hi
13:51.58ImpyDroid2https://2ch.hk/po/src/8127703/14255798940650.png
13:56.24XhoWormy_: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B_axfs_VAAE4CAR.jpg:large
13:59.43OluapWorkerMy back is killing me today
14:00.27Xhoposture motherfucker
14:00.29Xhodo you speak it
14:01.03OluapWorkerI don`t think my back has hurt like this in my whole life
14:07.14XhoMassage your back then
14:08.29OluapWorkerI don`t know how to massage
14:08.37XhoYou rub it
14:08.42XhoA good rub
14:08.47XhoRub your back meat
14:08.55XhoOkay now that's just too weird even for me
14:08.56OluapWorkerech
14:09.06Wormy_lol
14:09.14OluapWorkerAinsley's Massage Program
14:09.35XhoPrerequisites are that you have to be hot and spicy
14:09.40XhoAnd have a penchant for oil
14:10.48XhoJust wondering if Kithworto had a Dragon Ball move set, what would his ultimate move be
14:10.59XhoThe NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH Cannon
14:11.54OluapWorkerhur
14:14.10Comrade_Vinnytest
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15:15.52GhelaeHello.
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15:32.57TekDroidHello
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16:40.46HachimanHai
16:41.44HachimanXho_Away: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuoDQKtiiJA I am assuming you have seen this
16:41.56GhelaeHello.
16:42.33OluapWorker~cuddle Hachiman
16:42.33infobotACTION grabs Hachiman and cuddles until Hachiman begs for mercy
16:42.40Hachiman<3
16:58.29XhoHachiman: Of course
16:59.45XhoJens was more than likely on drugs when he decided to do that
17:00.59Hachimanhur
17:01.07Hachimanhttps://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=845346115508670 I love it
17:02.14XhoWow
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17:07.06GhelaeHello.
17:07.28HachimanHai
17:08.43CatfaceHello my little snugglepuffs.
17:18.33Catface@Ghelae: So, are we still worried about those TITAN people?
17:19.12GhelaeOh, absolutely terrified.
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17:19.34TekDroidHello
17:19.39GhelaeHello.
17:20.02GhelaeI mean, they've successfully hacked the wiki at least seven and a half trillion times since they posted their threatening message. Haven't you noticed?
17:20.16CatfaceNo...
17:20.22GhelaeOh.
17:20.25TekDroidWhat did I miss?
17:20.27CatfaceBECAUSE I'M THE ONE WHO HACKED THE WIKI!
17:21.03GhelaeThat's all right then.
17:21.13GhelaeAs long as it wasn't an outsider hacking us, that's all that matters.
17:21.25TekDroidDid we actually get hacked?
17:21.36CatfaceThat's the American way, after all.
17:21.40CatfaceNo.
17:21.59GhelaeTekDroid: We're sarcastically discussing that "TITAN" threat that was posted to the wiki some time ago and unsurprisingly never amounted to anything.
17:23.19TekDroidThat thread was my laugh of the day then.
17:23.37TekDroid*threat
17:24.12TekDroidlooks at a table near the caf enterance and sees giant sheets of chocolate
17:25.25CatfaceGhelae: But they directly caused EA to shut down Maxis though with their hacktivist activities.
17:26.29GhelaeBut that wasn't because of them hacking us, it was because of them hacking EA's super-secret data servers.
17:27.22GhelaeThen EA slaughtered Maxis as a sacrifice to their bloodthirsty god of evil.
17:28.03GhelaeAs you do.
17:28.16CatfaceOh.
17:28.23TekDroidEA can't sacrifice to the god of evil, they are the god of evil!
17:28.30GhelaeThey wish.
17:28.36TekDroidNo wait, that's the US congress
17:32.21CatfaceNo, it's actually Ghelae.
17:33.15GhelaeOnly part-time. And even then I'm not evil enough to ask for Maxis as a sacrifice.
17:34.14TekDroidIt really is disappointing to see them screwed by EA.
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17:40.42CyrannianHello
17:40.43TekDroidHello
17:42.13GhelaeHello.
17:43.52Cyrannianhttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/SporeWiki:Fiction_Universe#History - Anyone up to updating this?
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17:45.04GhelaeHello.
17:45.12OluapWorkerHi
17:45.37GhelaeCyrannian: I don't think I can even remember the last two years enough to do so.
17:48.38CyrannianI'll remove the years thing and just give an overview
17:49.00GhelaeLooking at the page history, the GigaConflicts idea seems to have been concurrent with the start of 2014, so I guess things related to that dominated last year.
17:49.03OluapWorkerWhat is this
17:49.17Cyrannianhttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/SporeWiki:Fiction_Universe#History - I'm trying to update this
17:49.38Cyrannian2014 will be easy to write about I suppose, but I'm having trouble with 2013.
17:51.06CyrannianAnyone remember anything about it?
17:51.33TechnobliteratorI can't remember if I was still active in the fictionverse back then
17:51.37Technobliteratoriirc it was fairly quiet
17:52.38CyrannianDidn't the Fantasyverse once again come to the fore or something?
17:52.39TekDroidWhat did happen in 2013?
17:52.51GhelaeThat might have been the time that some of the new Mirus Galaxy fictions started up.
17:53.26OluapWorkerThe Fantasyverse came back in 2014
17:53.36OluapWorkerAnd that is already listed on the Fantasyverse's own page
17:54.39Technobliteratorimo, we need a history page for the entire wiki, not just the fiction universe
17:54.44TekDroidyeah.
17:54.55GhelaeIt looks like some of Tantummodo Mortem happened in 2013.
17:55.00TechnobliteratorProject:SporeWiki History, Project:A history, or Project:History will do
17:55.18OluapWorkerTechnobliterator: The Borealis War happened in 2013 so yes you were
17:55.39TechnobliteratorRight, I think it was, half way in 2014 where I gave up?
17:55.47TekDroidI think a lot of the Katar stuff was in 2013.
17:56.18OluapWorkerYou should be the one keeping track of your own failure hur
17:59.30OluapWorkerbrb
17:59.50Xhorekt
18:06.40Cyrannianhttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/SporeWiki:Fiction_Universe#History - Most of its just word-vomit, but take a look anyway
18:06.42Cyrannianbrb
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18:06.57OluapWorkerStupid shitty notebook
18:08.03XhoI dunno why Maxis being shut down is so bad here
18:08.07XhoI mean we're still doing things
18:08.34OluapWorkerBecause Maxis used to be a good company
18:08.34CatfaceI wasn't emotionally effected by them shutting down at all.
18:08.52OluapWorkerAnd good game companies are a rarity these days
18:08.54CatfaceMaxis was dead years ago.
18:12.56XhoThe last good game they did was Sims 3
18:14.33OluapWorkerOnly a small part of Maxis was involved in The Sims 3
18:15.26XhoSpore den
18:15.57OluapWorkerSpore is average at most
18:16.39XhoSims 1 then
18:17.26XhoSims 1 was better than all of the other Sims games
18:17.42OluapWorkerSims 1 was fun
18:18.34XhoMaxis lasted 28 years and the only properly good game they made was The Sims
18:18.59XhoOh and SimCity 3000
18:19.05OluapWorkerI never played SimCity but I'm fairly sure it was considered a good series before the latest gamew
18:19.10OluapWorkergame*
18:19.16Xhoyup
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18:19.41GhelaeHello.
18:20.28GD12hi
18:20.47OluapWorkerHi
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18:52.43XhoOluapWorker: Oh god have you seen Reemix' new video
18:52.57OluapWorkerI haven't
18:53.06XhoIt's surprisingly tame for Reemix actually
18:53.22XhoStill mad
18:54.55Xhohttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/SporeWiki:Fiction_Universe/History One page we should rework or delete is this
18:55.02XhoI'm more for deleting
18:56.16OluapWorkerI have no opinion on it
18:56.29XhoThe War of Ages dates are all out of place
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18:57.47dromHello
19:01.51XhoHachiman: Just figured I can play 22 Meshuggah songs now
19:12.28HachimanWhich ones?
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19:20.30XhoErm lemme see
19:22.05XhoAutonomy Lost/Imprint of the Unsaved/Disenchantment/In Death - Is Life/Shed, New Millennium Cyanide Christ, Future Breed Machine, I Am Colossus, The Demon's Name is Surveillance, Do Not Look Down, Behind the Sun, Demiurge
19:22.11TekDroidHello
19:22.38XhoRational Gaze, Perpetual Black Second, Spasm, Electric Red, Bleed, Lethargica, Obzen, Pravus, Dancers to a Discordant System,
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19:23.06XhoMight have missed one
19:24.00XhoOh and Pitch Black
19:24.14HachimanSurprised you can play Dancers
19:24.22HachimanSurprised anybody can play Dancers
19:24.24XhoIt's a real pain
19:25.39XhoDancers is probably the hardest out of all of those songs
19:25.52XhoElectric Red and Bleed come second
19:26.30XhoEasiest song there is Pitch Black
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19:27.32XhoI know bits of more or less every other Meshuggah song but not all the way through
19:27.34The_RandomnessHello
19:27.37XhoHi
19:28.10XhoPart for part, In Death - Is Death is harder than Dancers
19:29.55GhelHello.
19:46.26Hachimanbrb dinner
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19:47.48GhelHello.
19:47.55Wormy_Xho:  More Anzagtrain https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujHkvi3DKI4
19:47.58Wormy_Hi
19:48.25The_RandomnessHey
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19:53.07ImperiosHi
19:53.18GhelHello.
19:53.37ImperiosOluapWorker Hachiman Xho: http://www.europeanvoice.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/ANALYSISCaucasus.jpg Count Vladimir
19:53.59OluapWorkerPutin Clan
19:58.05ImperiosHachiman Xho Wormy_: https://www.all-tea-towels.co.uk/images/user/68-141014145308.jpg What do the British even have against the Welsh hur
19:58.15Imperios*the English
19:59.08Wormy_We just don't know them very well hurr
19:59.18Wormy_Well, its a reference to Welsh Rarebit
19:59.24Wormy_cheese of toast
20:00.38Wormy_special cheese on toast http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Jielbeaumadier_welsh_2010.jpg
20:02.51Imperioshttp://lurkmore.so/images/d/dc/British.png Oh and that picture
20:03.43OluapWorkerI'm reading a discussion about who would win in a battle between one million ISIS militants and two billion wasps
20:03.58OluapWorkerGeneral agreement is that no force on earth is powerful enough to defeat the wasps
20:04.31ImperiosWasp - WE LAUGH AT YOUR ALLAH
20:05.01OluapWorkerThe mere thought of an army of 2 billion wasps flying at your direction is terrifying enough
20:05.19ImperiosWormy_: http://lurkmore.so/images/2/25/Scotlands-Referendum-Paper-Leaked_o_138683.jpg
20:05.26OluapWorkerYou could probably blot out the sun with taht many wasps
20:05.38GhelIt's nearly one wasp per four people on the planet. It's a swarm of 2000 wasps per militant in that scenario.
20:05.50OluapWorkerYep
20:06.00ImperiosOluapWorker: That's like 300
20:06.22OluapWorkerI had 300 in mind while typing that hur
20:07.13OluapWorkerIn the event it's a 2000 vs 1 of each, everytime a militant dies, the wasps would move on, meaning the next guy would have to fight 4000, then 6000, until it's one militant vs 2 billion wasps
20:07.54Wormy_:insect repellent:
20:08.07OluapWorkerWe don't need nukes, we should just weaponize wasps
20:08.10OluapWorkerPerfect weapon
20:08.29GhelSure, until they turn against their wielders.
20:08.55GhelThen humanity is destroyed by an army of billions of weaponised wasps.
20:08.57Wormy_lol Impy
20:09.08OluapWorkerBack to the drawing board
20:09.10Wormy_yeah thats why they don't exist
20:09.51dromThis took me longer to do. http://i.imgur.com/gag70xl.png
20:10.05OluapWorkerThis is actually how the Manifold Bees came to be
20:11.26dromI've noticed some gaps. Fixed it right by the way.
20:12.36Cyrannian|AwayThat's awesome drom
20:13.29Comrade_VinnyHey guys!
20:16.34Wormy_I need to re-write Manifold Bees
20:17.02HalopediamanWhat sorts of abject horror creations are you people dreaming up in here?
20:17.16dromThanks Cyrannian|Away.
20:19.14dromHorror creation doesn't look that scary in Spore and video games than how they are intended to be.
20:19.20Wormy_Halopedia:  Manifold Bees could perceive the sixth dimension of alternative timelines (I have no idea why I thought the sixth dimension = Many Worlds but nvm) and were conducting quantum suicide in our history to create a future where humans didn't exist.  Hence the cause of that Bee disease
20:20.04Wormy_A mathematician found that the waggle dance they do somehow relates to six dimensional geometry
20:21.16GhelMy guess is that you associated many-words with a sixth dimension as a result of conflation involving abstract six-dimensional phase space.
20:21.18Halopediamanronpaul.gif
20:22.12OluapWorkerBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
20:25.02dromWhy are you people so afraid of bees?
20:25.29dromBees are little fluffy cute insects. They did nothing wrong.
20:25.56HalopediamanSome could say the same about Hitler and Stalin.
20:26.20HalopediamanBut that doesn't stop them from being wrong. :P
20:26.22CyrannianThey'd be considered weird though
20:26.38GhelWho's scared of bees? We have, however, pointed out that a swarm of two billion wasps would be quite unfortunate for anybody unprotected who got in their way.
20:27.21dromCyrannian: http://i.imgur.com/q5zOdFI.jpg
20:27.22GhelThe same would presumably apply to two billion killer bees as well, although perhaps with a different level of severity to the human race ovell.
20:27.26Gheloverall*
20:27.52Cyranniandrom: http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/funny-gifs-want.gif
20:27.58Halopediaman3/10, bread isn't even toasted.
20:28.15HalopediamanGhel
20:28.40HalopediamanI was recently reading logs of a conversation you and I had once about story writing. Also space travel.
20:28.44dromRemember the dancing man in 4chan? http://www.mirror.co.uk/usvsth3m/you-know-man-bullies-humiliated-5284536
20:29.03HalopediamanI don't really have anything with that to say, other than thanks again for fielding my questions. :P
20:29.37GhelI can't remember it, but you're welcome anyway.
20:29.40Ghel:P
20:30.04HalopediamanTruth be told, I forgot about it too, though I do at times draw on the concepts apparently.
20:30.25HalopediamanAnd I felt it important enough that I not only saved it to a word document, I also have it on a flashdrive.
20:32.33dromWormy_ Ghel TekDroid: http://i.imgur.com/3VpieeQ.jpg
20:33.00HalopediamanTo be fair drom
20:33.13HalopediamanThe US nuclear arsenal still uses those massive floppy disks.
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20:33.46HachimanHello
20:34.04GhelHello.
20:34.05OluapWorker~cuddle Hachiman
20:34.06infobotACTION grabs Hachiman and cuddles until Hachiman begs for mercy
20:34.06HalopediamanPartially because it'd be expensive to replace the ancient computer systems, and partly because it's convenient for counter-espionage purposes.
20:34.16HachimanWhat we discussing?
20:34.35GhelWe were talking about bees.
20:34.42dromHalopediaman: There is more. http://imgur.com/gallery/uU1Eu
20:34.47GhelBut then drom brought up floppy discs.
20:35.40HachimanHm I see
20:36.13dromGhel: Funny that you say that. My former cool have had this for very long time despite modernization. http://i.imgur.com/oePkXhW.jpg
20:36.14OluapWorkerI commented about how I stumbled across a discussion of a hypothetical battle between a million ISIS militants and 2 billion wasps
20:36.17dromschool even
20:36.52GhelI remember those from primary school.
20:38.46dromAnd I know that the local supermarket still has these. http://i.imgur.com/hvGlYoO.jpg
20:40.14HachimanI asked my nephew and niece which would win in a battle; a hundred billion lions or the Sun
20:40.25HachimanMy nephew took the side of the Sun, my niece the lions
20:40.46PandaMechanicusDid your niece suggest they attack at night? Because I've heard that one before
20:41.16HachimanNo but she did say that because the Sun has no eyes it won't see the lions coming
20:41.29dromA hundred billion lions is enough to create a planet of rotting meat.
20:42.02dromare even
20:42.03OluapWorkerThey'd both lose to 2 billion wasps
20:42.12OluapWorkerbecause wasps are the devil
20:42.21dromThe solution: FIRE
20:42.31GhelWhile it may be true that, as you said, no force on earth can defeat 2 billion wasps
20:42.34GhelI have to point out
20:42.39Ghelthe sun isn't on earth.
20:42.47OluapWorkerDarn
20:43.03OluapWorkerYou took advantage of me
20:43.13HachimanYes but wasps are a naturally invasive species
20:43.27OluapWorkerPerhaps a better match would be the Sun vs the Sun's weight in wasps
20:44.11HachimanThe Sun's weight in wasps in the form of a giant wasp made up of much smaller wasps
20:44.28dromLet's say that wasps are about 10 gram each.
20:44.36OluapWorkerI'M FUCKING INVINCIBLE
20:44.48Hachimanhur
20:45.16GhelHmm. The sun's weight in wasps against the sun would mean that the wasps all burn, but then they fall into the centre of the sun, and suddenly being around 50% carbon causes the sun to die prematurely.
20:45.39OluapWorkerIt's a MAD scenario
20:46.29CyrannianI might make a sequel to the Bisistar story last year in which they attack this world, http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Planet:Coruantor in an effort to destroy the Republic's most populous world
20:46.39GhelAnd if you get enough wasps together, they'll form a black hole made of wasps, and that will win against anything.
20:46.48OluapWorkerThe wasp hole
20:46.53HachimanA wasp hole, if you will
20:46.56OluapWorkerLike a black hole, but ANGRIER
20:47.06dromGhel: I would also like to mention that Randall made a similar scenario. But earth's weight in earth moles.
20:47.27GhelAh, I do slightly remember that.
20:47.28dromConclusion: A planet of rotting meat.
20:47.38OluapWorkerRepublic - pls no bully                Bisistar - gimme ur lunch money nerd
20:47.49GhelThrowing it into the sun would remove that problem.
20:48.36GhelOr a wasp hole. Throwing any problem into a wasp hole will remove the problem.
20:48.37OluapWorkerThrough the blackness of space, the wasp hole lingers, nearby ships getting interference from the deafening buzzing noises it emits
20:48.54GhelUnless your problem is a wasp hole. Throwing a wasp hole into another wasp hole just gets you a bigger wasp hole.
20:49.08OluapWorkerNow we're getting to Tier 0 territory
20:49.52dromGhel: Your case sounds more like trying to get a black hole to kiss another black hole right in the singularity.
20:50.13GhelIt's basically the same thing. Only these black holes are made of wasps.
20:50.33OluapWorkerIntergalactic hole-on-hole action, with extra murderous insects
20:51.20HalopediamanThis is a magical place
20:51.50OluapWorkerNow I imagine the whole galaxy made of wasps, with a supermassive wasp hole in the center, wasp planets and wasp arms
20:52.08dromI catch these "wasp holes" as unlike black holes. Whatever they consume, doesn't disappear. (Neither it does in black holes but it's compressed to extreme lengths in middle of the singularity and causing it grow at the same time.)
20:53.11dromInexperienced physics -sic-
20:53.45HalopediamanOluapWorker, thank you for my new quote of the day.
20:54.00OluapWorkerhur
20:55.14GhelNo, wasp holes are identical to black holes in terms of physics. However, rather than being a star frozen in time as is traditional, they're an angry swarm of quintillions of wasps frozen in time.
20:55.31GhelUntil you pass through the even horizon, and then you see them come to life.
20:56.14OluapWorkerThe buzzing never stops
20:57.50dromfair enough
20:58.18Cyrannianhttps://titanpad.com/8oFHaGSx4S - Take a look
21:00.16Wormy_I'd rather fall into a frozen star
21:01.08Wormy_If I fell into a frozen wasp hole, outside observers would see my terror just before falling in forever and laugh
21:01.24Wormy_Or nearly forever
21:01.29dromBut I've a faith in there are black holes that traverse on high speeds/velocity. Theorical galaxy cores as black holes are one of the few I've in my mind.
21:03.30dromBut heck, feel free to correct me. I'm not the resident physican around here.
21:05.13GhelWhat exactly do you mean?
21:05.31GhelBut two corrections I will make are "theoretical" rather than "theorical", and "physicist" rather than "physician".
21:05.35Wormy_Relativity, to you falling in, you fall in.  To me, you are stuck at the horizon forever (recent models simply suggest a very long time)
21:06.03Wormy_If that was related to my comment
21:06.08dromGhel: Mobile black holes.
21:06.28dromAs in black holes not frozen at the single same place.
21:06.32dromin*
21:06.35GhelThere's no reason why black holes shouldn't move. In fact, since there's no absolute reference frame, all black holes are moving relative to something
21:07.10Wormy_Yes, its not what we mean by frozen
21:07.29GhelWhen galaxies move relative to each other, the black holes inside them do too: for example, the black hole at the centre of Andromeda and the one at the centre of our galaxy are moving towards each other.
21:07.43GhelAnd other black holes inside galaxies orbit the centre of the galaxy.
21:07.48GhelSame as anything else.
21:09.20dromNeedless to say, regardless of their massive weight and volume, they will be always affected by other bodies of gravity.
21:11.26GhelYes.
21:23.41Wormy_PandaMechanicus:  Could a relatively small modern army with the latest equipment fight off a large army from WWII?
21:24.00Wormy_Sorry I realise the gross vageueness of my question now
21:24.30Wormy_But I wonder what the minimum requirement for a modern army would be the beat one from WWII
21:25.35HachimanDepends which army
21:26.36HachimanAlongside the terrain and battlefield variables
21:26.45Wormy_Do a switcheroo with Allies vs Axis and modern vs. old
21:26.57TekDroidWell their aircraft would be no match, leaving them exposed to modern bombs.
21:27.24Wormy_I know tanks have a much longer range today
21:27.32TekDroidEverything does really.
21:27.33Wormy_And are much faster
21:28.09dromAnd they deliver more armor penetration.
21:28.39TekDroidNgh, physics test time. Long, contrived answers with minimal explanation to prepare.
21:33.04Wormy_"An Arleigh Burke class destroyer carries 96 vertical missile launchers which can launch (in rapid succession) Tomahawk cruise missiles, Standard anti-air missiles, Vertical launched anti-submarine rockets, to name a few. A single one of these destroyers could theoretically launch all its missiles and simultaneously engage and sink an entire fleet of WW2 US Navy warships before they could ever threaten a modern destroyer"
21:33.18Wormy_http://www.reddit.com/r/whowouldwin/comments/2kgwar/modern_us_military_vs_wwii_us_military/
21:34.24Wormy_Yeah a modern US Navy ship would pawn an entire WWII Naval fleet
21:35.27Wormy_And to think in Battleship it was a battleship that beat the aliens
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21:42.10GhelHello.
21:42.31The_RandomnessHello
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21:57.11dromhttp://i.imgur.com/cSNhuZu.png
21:57.18dromI feel ultimately offended.
21:59.30dromComrade_Vinny: http://i.imgur.com/HSzmULB.png
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22:00.17Wormy_Hm did anyone reply I must have been out ages
22:01.11GhelNo, nobody replied.
22:01.41GhelAnd it was 25 minutes you were gone for.
22:06.11GhelWhether having a WWII battleship defeating an alien vessel is less realistic than the rest of such an alien invasion plot may be a matter of personal taste.
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22:20.50TekDroidHello
22:23.14dromWormy_: How about a nice game of Endless Space.
22:25.47Wormy_I play as the Sowers
22:26.29Wormy_http://imgur.com/gallery/tWWYFNZ
22:27.56dromAlready.
22:28.05dromAlso that footage.
22:28.17dromI kid you not, these waves are actually scary.
22:29.18dromWormy_: Found this in the comments. http://i.imgur.com/4Q4UOkZ.jpg
22:29.20dromFucking nope.
22:30.32TekDroidnope, nope, nope.
22:43.24TekDroidI've been running on about two hours of sleep today.
22:43.53TekDroidFed only by the adrenaline of last minute reports. :P
22:43.58dromPity.
22:46.00TekDroidSo I have a midterm on a Sunday, the day after the clocks move forward. Yay.
22:55.10dromHachiman: He knows. http://i.imgur.com/qtXYh1O.webm
22:55.34Hachimanolol
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23:55.16Zillafire101Hello all.
23:57.31HachimanHai

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