| 00:23.26 | Wormy_ | https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=1542034949270715 |
| 00:27.09 | Wormy_ | http://imgur.com/gallery/0pGrXb4 |
| 00:29.16 | Wormy_ | http://i.imgur.com/RsMqesth.jpg |
| 00:29.34 | Wormy_ | http://imgur.com/gallery/WBFQlsJ |
| 00:29.37 | Wormy_ | awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww |
| 00:29.50 | Wormy_ | brain melts all over Liquid_Ink |
| 00:30.34 | Tek0516 | O.o |
| 00:30.46 | Monet | The fawn and wolf-cub are so adorable! |
| 00:32.14 | Tek0516 | ~test |
| 00:32.15 | infobot | extra, extra, read all about it, test is not funny |
| 00:33.02 | Monet | I al also one of those people who both feel sorry for and hate hairless chiuauas |
| 00:33.36 | Monet | They are suffering, yes, but they are also hyperaggressive, yappy little bastards. |
| 00:35.08 | Wormy_ | They have a lot to be angry with the world at |
| 00:35.56 | Monet | It's all fury for our efforts ot make them mutants |
| 00:57.57 | Wormy_ | test |
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| 01:03.19 | Technobliterator | oh, aren't we all on Encyclopedia Dramatica? |
| 01:05.23 | Wormy_ | Only the users most active in 2009 when we were attacked |
| 01:06.13 | Technobliterator | oh |
| 01:06.31 | Wormy_ | https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Spore#Sporewiki |
| 01:06.39 | Technobliterator | ED is cancer, honestly |
| 01:06.39 | Technobliterator | It's just a stupid cyberbullying site |
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| 01:07.19 | Wormy_ | yes |
| 01:07.32 | Wormy_ | I believe it was our attackers who put that up there |
| 01:08.02 | Wormy_ | "User vandalized Page and needs to be banned!" |
| 01:08.07 | Technobliterator | is that meant to be insulting? |
| 01:08.12 | Wormy_ | That *did* happen a lot |
| 01:08.36 | Technobliterator | not only is that mild for ED, but that's...really crap and unfunny |
| 01:08.39 | Wormy_ | Everyone wanted to get in on admin action |
| 01:08.54 | Technobliterator | They at least didn't do what theyve done to other people |
| 01:09.10 | Wormy_ | And what was that? |
| 01:09.11 | Technobliterator | and dig up your web browsing history then write an article on you |
| 01:09.44 | DarcySupremest | ^ |
| 01:09.57 | DarcySupremest | ED can be funny but its like |
| 01:10.01 | DarcySupremest | half a handful |
| 01:10.02 | Technobliterator | There's one frequent Wikipedia and FFWiki troll notorious for sock puppets but ED dug up his ppst history on many forums and all he's done and wrote an article ridiculing him |
| 01:10.05 | DarcySupremest | or less |
| 01:10.08 | Technobliterator | It's cyberbullying |
| 01:10.50 | Tek0516 | Bloody hell. Clicked that link and an ad popped up at the bottom that redirected me if I tapped anything. |
| 01:11.08 | DarcySupremest | As much as I follow that idea that ignoring them is the best ideal and they just want attention |
| 01:11.14 | DarcySupremest | ED can and has been pretty fucked up |
| 01:11.28 | DarcySupremest | especially for internet hate machine standards |
| 01:11.58 | DarcySupremest | But still, all the entry level newfags on /b/ need to learn about may mays and le epic trolling somewhere |
| 01:12.16 | Wormy_ | ED is blocked on some firewalls when I've browsed it on rare occasion |
| 01:12.37 | DarcySupremest | ED is for cancer and newfags |
| 01:12.43 | DarcySupremest | just ignore them |
| 01:12.59 | Wormy_ | Anyway, I agree, its bad taste and cyberbulling playground |
| 01:13.10 | Wormy_ | I do enjoy Unencyclopedia thoughg |
| 01:13.39 | Wormy_ | Sometimes I find some stuff on Unencyclopedia is true but non-PC |
| 01:13.51 | Wormy_ | Its article on Nottingham is surprisingly factual |
| 01:14.11 | Wormy_ | http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Nottingham |
| 01:14.28 | Wormy_ | " beetle-browed inhabitants" |
| 01:14.37 | Wormy_ | lol I've seen lots of those |
| 01:16.48 | DarcySupremest | I want lunch but its probably not safe for me to operate a motar vehicle |
| 01:17.16 | DarcySupremest | seeing as I've had 0 hours sleep and am currently operating on one cup of tea and a shower |
| 01:18.13 | DarcySupremest | Question is though, is a sandwich more important to me then living |
| 01:19.17 | Monet | <PROTECTED> |
| 01:19.40 | Monet | <PROTECTED> |
| 01:21.22 | Monet | <PROTECTED> |
| 01:22.15 | Wormy_ | http://derbyshire-peakdistrict.co.uk/Chesterfield%2019.jpg |
| 01:22.24 | Wormy_ | They ought to do an article on that |
| 01:22.50 | Monet | <PROTECTED> |
| 01:22.54 | Monet | laugh* |
| 01:24.49 | Wormy_ | right |
| 01:24.57 | Wormy_ | ELECTRICITY |
| 01:25.00 | Wormy_ | REMEMBERS |
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| 01:41.11 | WoodPulp | Hiya! |
| 01:41.30 | Vincent20100 | Hi! |
| 01:49.39 | DarcySupremest | They put the sandwich place right next to the gym on purpose I swear |
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| 07:16.14 | Hachiman | Hai |
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| 08:27.48 | ImpyDroid | Hi |
| 08:27.59 | ImpyDroid | Hachiman Liquid_Ink: http://31.media.tumblr.com/0419571a3de64a083a5f01a1d1943f89/tumblr_nj9nzyJDty1s20k25o1_400.gif |
| 08:28.09 | Hachiman | hur |
| 08:28.10 | Hachiman | Hai |
| 08:28.24 | Liquid_Ink | chortles. |
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| 12:27.22 | *** mode/#sporewiki [+o OluapPlayer] by ChanServ |
| 12:30.41 | Technobliterator | dumbo |
| 12:30.49 | OluapPlayer | ya mom |
| 12:30.57 | Technobliterator | ya dad |
| 12:31.10 | OluapPlayer | I`m having to use a different client since Freenode refuses to load |
| 12:31.23 | OluapPlayer | I imagine that`s the reason it`s so empty here |
| 12:31.24 | Technobliterator | which client? |
| 12:32.36 | OluapPlayer | I usually connect through webchat.freenode.net, and that one just isn`t loading at all today |
| 12:32.55 | OluapPlayer | I`m connecting through another site called wikiirc.com |
| 12:33.00 | Technobliterator | ahhh, right |
| 12:33.02 | OluapPlayer | kiwiirc* |
| 12:34.11 | OluapPlayer | Bit annoying since this site is a bit uglier than the former and I assume everyone else also connects through the former |
| 12:35.46 | Technobliterator | Most people, yeah |
| 12:35.51 | Technobliterator | Except for me and Random |
| 12:38.41 | Technobliterator | I recommend chatzilla to most people, you can get it standalone if you don't use FireFox too, but not many people really have as much need for an IRC client |
| 12:39.31 | Technobliterator | it's mostly useful to download a client because it can save your preferences, and the web one is designed for people just dropping in, but most people here don't need to connect to anything other than this channel |
| 12:49.22 | *** join/#sporewiki Hachiman (6d952529@gateway/web/cgi-irc/kiwiirc.com/ip.109.149.37.41) |
| 12:49.33 | Hachiman | At long fucking last |
| 12:49.53 | Hachiman | I had to use a different client to get here |
| 12:50.25 | Hachiman | For some reason, the webchat.freenode.web link is not working for me or Panda it appears |
| 12:50.39 | Technobliterator | Oluap encountered the same problem |
| 12:50.52 | Hachiman | I have to use kiwiirc.com to be here |
| 12:54.12 | OluapPlayer | hai |
| 12:54.15 | Hachiman | Hai |
| 12:54.24 | OluapPlayer | Yeah I`m also on kiwiirc |
| 12:54.50 | Hachiman | Place does not look too bad |
| 12:55.10 | Hachiman | At least it doesn't glare as much as freenode does |
| 12:55.52 | OluapPlayer | I`m too used to freenode`s pitch white |
| 12:55.57 | OluapPlayer | Or blue |
| 12:56.04 | OluapPlayer | Can`t remember now |
| 12:56.57 | OluapPlayer | The neckbeard over here is convinced he got bit by a dengue fever mosquito |
| 12:57.06 | Hachiman | A what now |
| 12:57.29 | OluapPlayer | You never heard of dengue fever? |
| 12:57.42 | Hachiman | I have heard of it |
| 12:57.48 | Hachiman | Never knew what it does though |
| 12:57.50 | Hachiman | Or how severe it is |
| 12:57.59 | OluapPlayer | It has two versions |
| 12:58.18 | OluapPlayer | The more severe version is fatal |
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| 12:58.35 | Hachiman | Hai |
| 12:58.39 | PandaMechanicus | hai scrubs |
| 12:58.44 | Hachiman | And he has convinced himself he has the more severe version right |
| 12:58.54 | OluapPlayer | He probably doesn`t know any better |
| 12:59.03 | OluapPlayer | Not every mosquito is infected |
| 12:59.17 | PandaMechanicus | who's this and why are they stupid? |
| 12:59.25 | Hachiman | A neckbeard at Oluap's workplace |
| 12:59.28 | OluapPlayer | He describes it as looking like the specific species though. Dengue mosquitos have little white spots and stripes on their legs |
| 12:59.53 | PandaMechanicus | ah so it's malaria |
| 13:00.06 | OluapPlayer | Dengue, not malaria |
| 13:00.06 | PandaMechanicus | even the nasty version of that is quite treatable though |
| 13:00.11 | PandaMechanicus | oh right, that one too |
| 13:00.24 | PandaMechanicus | dengue's easier to treat if I remember correctly, might be wrong though |
| 13:00.56 | OluapPlayer | I don`t know if it`s easier to treat, I just know the hemorrhagic version of dengue kills you slowly and horribly |
| 13:01.06 | Hachiman | I do not know too much about diseases myself hru |
| 13:01.07 | Hachiman | hur |
| 13:01.30 | OluapPlayer | While the city really is having a dengue problem, I`m sure the neckbeard will be fine |
| 13:02.23 | Hachiman | @Technobliterator Since the usual link to the IRC is broken, are you going to go through informing users that they can connect to #sporewiki via a client like kiwiirc? |
| 13:02.37 | PandaMechanicus | thing is though, only the DSS variant (i.e. not the hemorrhagic one) requires a blood transfer, teh rest can just be handled through rehydration |
| 13:02.58 | PandaMechanicus | occasionally intravenous drip is needed, but they aren't really that severe unless you're a fuckwit or you get infected by two different strains at ocne |
| 13:02.59 | Technobliterator | There are a million more clients people can/should be using than just kiwiirc :| |
| 13:03.10 | Technobliterator | I'm pretty sure our IRC page already lists a bunch of clients |
| 13:03.12 | OluapPlayer | All I know is "mosquito bad, don`t let it breed" |
| 13:03.13 | Hachiman | None of the ones I tried work hur |
| 13:03.16 | Technobliterator | and if it doesn't, it should |
| 13:03.35 | Technobliterator | tried chatzilla? |
| 13:03.41 | PandaMechanicus | well yeah we should still be getting rid of the damn things, but the disease isn't the end of the wrold |
| 13:04.07 | Hachiman | non |
| 13:04.13 | OluapPlayer | Neckbeard`s probably gonna spend the whole day talking about it |
| 13:04.16 | Hachiman | Admittedly I did not try many clients hur |
| 13:04.25 | Hachiman | Because I am lazy and because I am homework |
| 13:04.56 | Technobliterator | chatzilla is VERY easy to set up, I can help you later if you want |
| 13:05.01 | OluapPlayer | You`re my homeworl |
| 13:05.04 | OluapPlayer | work even |
| 13:05.15 | Technobliterator | it takes about as long as it takes to sign into gateway |
| 13:05.26 | PandaMechanicus | tell him to enjoy the two-three days he gets to bitch about it, because even if it's the most severe variant that's all he gets |
| 13:05.45 | Hachiman | https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/1506849_325026927687959_6341051680054572878_n.jpg?oh=9d6489160d60e658ac20548dbc476e47&oe=557D00E3&__gda__=1434382626_a5779c8d40acd3d2e22642fbdb0723b2 |
| 13:06.33 | OluapPlayer | "crawled into his cage with him" |
| 13:06.40 | OluapPlayer | And next week on things that never happened |
| 13:06.49 | Hachiman | hur |
| 13:07.11 | Hachiman | Just invite the damned dog onto the bed |
| 13:07.36 | OluapPlayer | awoo |
| 13:07.55 | Hachiman | dunt u fukn touhou me |
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| 13:12.19 | DarcySupremest | That was way more effort then it should have been |
| 13:12.27 | Hachiman | Aye |
| 13:12.54 | Hachiman | Freenode has been practically nonexistent for me all day |
| 13:13.03 | Hachiman | So some of us just decided to use kiwiirc |
| 13:13.51 | DarcySupremest | Yeah my usual backup, which is Mibbit because it has it's program just embedded into its website |
| 13:13.56 | DarcySupremest | blocks freenode now |
| 13:14.13 | DarcySupremest | So I finally went and just got a new program and it works beautifully |
| 13:14.39 | OluapPlayer | Freenode is down for everyone it seems |
| 13:15.16 | Hachiman | I can only image Xho's reaction |
| 13:15.47 | PandaMechanicus | "I'm free from these morons! I can go back to plotting evil deeds and oh fuck I don't have people to do fiction with" |
| 13:16.26 | Hachiman | "ROCKS MOVE FASTER THAN SAUCE EVERYONE DO SAUCE PLEASE" |
| 13:16.44 | OluapPlayer | Except Sauce is over |
| 13:17.00 | PandaMechanicus | ah well he'll find something to complain about :P |
| 13:17.11 | Hachiman | Ohgod there are emoticons here |
| 13:17.16 | DarcySupremest | Can't believe it took me this long to find an IRC clinet which does nothing but open the chat and let me type in it |
| 13:17.27 | PandaMechanicus | is there a carp emoticon? if so Jo needs it immediatle |
| 13:17.30 | PandaMechanicus | immediately* |
| 13:17.33 | Hachiman | :o |
| 13:17.35 | Hachiman | Yep |
| 13:17.36 | DarcySupremest | Thats literally all I wanted from a client |
| 13:17.39 | PandaMechanicus | excellent |
| 13:18.29 | DarcySupremest | I wonder if this has a pinger, can somebody ping my username? |
| 13:18.34 | DarcySupremest | pls |
| 13:18.37 | Hachiman | DarcySupremest |
| 13:18.50 | DarcySupremest | oh sorry let me tab ouit first haha |
| 13:18.58 | Hachiman | fukn ech |
| 13:19.03 | Hachiman | DarcySupremest |
| 13:19.26 | DarcySupremest | haha god damn it, I restored it just as you sent it because I thought it didn't |
| 13:19.32 | DarcySupremest | whatever don't worry about it |
| 13:19.33 | DarcySupremest | haha |
| 13:19.46 | Hachiman | There is a ping here |
| 13:19.50 | Hachiman | It sounds like a pop |
| 13:19.55 | OluapPlayer | ur a pop |
| 13:20.17 | Hachiman | <3 |
| 13:21.12 | DarcySupremest | Yeah one of my old pings used to sound like that |
| 13:21.18 | DarcySupremest | which is good but its too quiet |
| 13:21.48 | DarcySupremest | my previous favorite LightIRC used to have this low quality like bit crushed to hell Chime that was so loud it hurt my ears |
| 13:22.00 | Hachiman | Jesus |
| 13:22.37 | DarcySupremest | I once had like a really bad fever, you know when it makes your ears ring with every sound you here |
| 13:22.50 | DarcySupremest | hear even* |
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| 13:44.36 | Hachiman | Hai |
| 13:44.40 | TekDroid | Hello |
| 13:50.18 | DarcySupremest | Anybody else here read "The Forever War" | |
| 13:50.49 | TekDroid | https://imgur.com/gallery/NZXjnyJ |
| 13:51.50 | Hachiman | I have not |
| 13:51.53 | Hachiman | What is it about? |
| 13:52.43 | Hachiman | TekDroid: Fuck me I want this shit televised |
| 13:53.17 | DarcySupremest | Its this absolutely incredible Sci Fi war novel |
| 13:53.43 | DarcySupremest | and the main factor is how relativity and time dilation factors into a war between mankind and another species |
| 13:54.55 | Hachiman | huh |
| 13:55.01 | Hachiman | That sounds really interesting actually |
| 13:55.11 | DarcySupremest | It juggles a lot of really crazy good concepts like how humanity has no idea where the aliens fleets are |
| 13:55.50 | DarcySupremest | Because of how far away the battles are taking place, they can only use logistics computers to assume where they would be |
| 13:56.39 | DarcySupremest | So when human ships come out of FTL at the target, the soldiers have no idea how far away this planet was from the aliens homeworld, so while humanity spent 30 years flying to it, the aliens could have only spent 4 years flying to it |
| 13:57.04 | DarcySupremest | So humanity could be fighting soldiers 26 years more advanced and equipped then them |
| 13:57.44 | Hachiman | Jesus that sounds intense |
| 13:58.45 | DarcySupremest | Its fucking brilliant, you follow this like guy who started fighting in the war when it began in 1997 (it was written in the 70s) |
| 13:59.05 | DarcySupremest | And is still fighting in it when the war finishes in like 2180 |
| 13:59.12 | DarcySupremest | but he's only aged like 3 years |
| 13:59.47 | DarcySupremest | So he sees the physical and cultural evolution of mankind over the space of 3 years of his life |
| 14:00.50 | Hachiman | I need to pick this up at some point |
| 14:01.01 | Hachiman | Because this sounds really damn interesting |
| 14:01.06 | DarcySupremest | Yeah its fantastic, I want to say so many more concepts |
| 14:01.25 | DarcySupremest | Like the whole chapter they talk about naval combat between two ships moving at like .99c |
| 14:02.50 | DarcySupremest | How they know a missile was fired 10 years ago at the place they mathmatically would be in space in 10 years time |
| 14:03.48 | Hachiman | https://scontent-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/11001778_1044901808864163_6743979658732563419_n.jpg?oh=adc4897eb2b0e801fe2449093304f27e&oe=55962603 |
| 14:04.42 | TekDroid | lop |
| 14:04.44 | TekDroid | *lol |
| 14:05.00 | TekDroid | But that sounds really interesting actually. |
| 14:05.05 | OluapPlayer | dats nerdy |
| 14:05.39 | DarcySupremest | Yeah I feel as if its a must read for fiction like ours |
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| 14:07.05 | Hachiman | I have been interested in getting back into the science fiction aspect of the wiki again |
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| 14:07.14 | DarcySupremest | It gets so much better too like they introduce later in the book this field generator that displaces time-space to like this dimension where energy can't exist beyond solid states |
| 14:07.57 | DarcySupremest | So they effectivly evolve energy warfare to the point where energy warfare is obsolete and they have to fight with melee wepaons again |
| 14:08.10 | Hachiman | Jesus |
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| 14:08.44 | TekDroid | Last one for now... oh goddamn it. |
| 14:09.00 | DarcySupremest | So humanity starts like sword and spear fighting with the aliens once the aliens figure out how to survive in the field |
| 14:09.31 | TekDroid | Forgot my card to get food, but can't get back to my room without the card. |
| 14:09.40 | DarcySupremest | and you get to see how this completely different alien culture used to fight back before projectile weapons were made in their cultiure |
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| 14:10.40 | DarcySupremest | its crazy, probably the best science fiction novel I've ever read, I reccomend checking it out for sure |
| 14:10.51 | Hachiman | It definitely sounds both bizarre and epic as fuck |
| 14:11.04 | Hachiman | What are the aliens like? |
| 14:11.35 | DarcySupremest | The author was like a Theoretic Physics major that got conscripted in Vietnam so he spends a lot of the novel speculating on future tech |
| 14:12.05 | DarcySupremest | Um, i believe they look somewhat like the Prawns from district nine, but not insectoid and more... |
| 14:12.07 | DarcySupremest | I guess ethereal |
| 14:13.37 | DarcySupremest | And its worth noting its a book and he explains what they look like in a way that encourages your own imagination on it |
| 14:13.54 | DarcySupremest | so I took away from it headcannon that looked like Ethereal District 9 prawns |
| 14:14.54 | DarcySupremest | Its so great, like he goes into so much depth on literally every aspect |
| 14:15.22 | DarcySupremest | like he spends a whole chapter on the suits they wear and how they operate in vaccum |
| 14:15.40 | DarcySupremest | And how brutal something like that would be |
| 14:15.50 | Tek0516 | Interesting. |
| 14:15.59 | DarcySupremest | How they operate with explosive decompression |
| 14:16.07 | DarcySupremest | and how mankind upgraded the suits to cope with that |
| 14:18.05 | DarcySupremest | Which effecitvly means, they installed razor sharp apperatures at every major joint on the limbs, so the moment it detects decompression in say your upper wrist it literally slices your entire arm off from the elbow down to reseal itself and stop you from being sucked out of your suit into vacuum |
| 14:18.15 | Tek0516 | Gah. I need to eat and get ready for class but I can't do either without my card and I can't get my card without my card. |
| 14:18.26 | Tek0516 | O.o |
| 14:19.29 | DarcySupremest | Its fantastic, I'll stop nerdgaseming about it now because I want you all to read it haha |
| 14:19.34 | DarcySupremest | just don't read its sequels |
| 14:19.40 | DarcySupremest | they're umm... |
| 14:19.58 | DarcySupremest | Lets just say he literally meets god |
| 14:20.03 | DarcySupremest | and it kinda...sucks |
| 14:20.12 | Hachiman | Ah now that does suck |
| 14:20.20 | Hachiman | It can be done well but |
| 14:20.25 | Hachiman | Not here it seems |
| 14:21.23 | Hachiman | https://scontent-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/10968338_10153743145855476_6236757386510063169_n.png?oh=a8b86aca6c5f0d47f5a6a903ca919e22&oe=5553EB89 |
| 14:23.40 | Hachiman | Ngh this essay is so boring |
| 14:23.58 | Hachiman | It's a six-part essay about 3D graphics and CGI and all I want to do is look at sci-fi stuff |
| 14:24.28 | OluapPlayer | get fukd m8 |
| 14:24.37 | Hachiman | fuk off lad |
| 14:25.11 | Hachiman | Two parts are done already, not really looking for anything above a pass because I honestly cannot be arsed |
| 14:25.24 | Hachiman | I get a pass just for completing it and putting in a few pictures |
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| 14:28.19 | DarcySupremest | Sounds like education to me |
| 14:29.10 | Hachiman | Well yeah it's college work hur |
| 14:32.18 | DarcySupremest | Probably shouldn't tell you about this hilariously awesome attempt by an arts student to remake Power Rangers into an adult science fiction piece |
| 14:32.25 | Hachiman | Ohgod |
| 14:32.28 | Hachiman | Please do |
| 14:32.33 | DarcySupremest | https://vimeo.com/120401488 |
| 14:32.39 | DarcySupremest | Watch away |
| 14:34.40 | DarcySupremest | NSFW btw |
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| 15:04.22 | Hachiman | Hai Jackal |
| 15:07.04 | DarcySupremest | nothing like warming up pizza at 2 in the morning |
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| 15:08.20 | Hachiman | 2 in the morning |
| 15:08.23 | Hachiman | Where the hell are you |
| 15:09.20 | TekDroid | Eastern Australia? |
| 15:09.47 | TekDroid | I donât know who you're talking about, but it is 2am in that timezone. :P |
| 15:11.08 | DarcySupremest | Eastern Straya Represent |
| 15:11.50 | Hachiman | hur |
| 15:12.15 | DarcySupremest | I need to get back into Roleplaying |
| 15:12.51 | DarcySupremest | But teaching my friends how to play Pathfinder is equivelent to like self punishment |
| 15:15.08 | Hachiman | Ohboy Pathfinder |
| 15:15.47 | Hachiman | I love Pathfinder like a child |
| 15:17.38 | Hachiman | https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/11001841_1044939155527095_1147332107114160837_n.jpg?oh=3d724ebbf5462563eaecf78a72102b25&oe=5585B3C2&__gda__=1434288381_1c7375969c94fd46043c69ece2b04834 |
| 15:18.53 | PandaMechanicus | more people that play pathfinder |
| 15:19.08 | PandaMechanicus | Hachiman: glory |
| 15:19.23 | DarcySupremest | Well I only started playing it because the starter kit was cheaper then DnD at the time |
| 15:19.25 | DarcySupremest | so here we are |
| 15:19.43 | Hachiman | Starter kit |
| 15:19.47 | Hachiman | You paid for Pathfinder |
| 15:19.49 | Hachiman | My sides |
| 15:20.09 | DarcySupremest | To be fair this was a while ago |
| 15:20.17 | DarcySupremest | but that doesn't excuse anything |
| 15:20.45 | DarcySupremest | But what does is that I like having the physical rulebooks for vanity stake |
| 15:20.50 | PandaMechanicus | well to be fair, if it was three or more years ago then the PRD wasn't up at that stage |
| 15:21.06 | PandaMechanicus | and I actually own half the books because they're kinda necessary at teh tabletop |
| 15:21.15 | DarcySupremest | ^ |
| 15:21.23 | Hachiman | I suppose that does make sense |
| 15:21.26 | DarcySupremest | You really do need a book to flick through |
| 15:21.37 | DarcySupremest | thats a personal choice thing though |
| 15:21.41 | DarcySupremest | I can't stand Ebooks |
| 15:21.51 | PandaMechanicus | Darcy: literally everything paizo ever published is online on their own website, in a condensed reference form |
| 15:21.56 | Hachiman | I just use the Paizo website for reference |
| 15:22.09 | DarcySupremest | Probably should point friends in that way then |
| 15:22.11 | PandaMechanicus | that's why Hachi was like "my sides" |
| 15:22.21 | PandaMechanicus | oh gods no if you have the starter set give them that |
| 15:22.43 | PandaMechanicus | waaaaay better teaching tool |
| 15:23.00 | DarcySupremest | I suppose so, but I never liked that bloody beginners box |
| 15:23.10 | DarcySupremest | But it does make it easier |
| 15:23.21 | DarcySupremest | I'm the type to spend ages learning the full game then play it |
| 15:23.30 | Hachiman | I have not been able to organise a single Pathfinder session with guys outside of Sporewiki since I either do not have enough friends or do not have enough friends with an interest in RPGs |
| 15:23.32 | Hachiman | Or both |
| 15:23.35 | Hachiman | Probably both |
| 15:23.48 | DarcySupremest | My friends are open to RPGs |
| 15:23.59 | DarcySupremest | Like this group I'm trying to get into pathfinder is my Only War group |
| 15:24.07 | Hachiman | Only War |
| 15:24.14 | Hachiman | aka "You Die: The Campaign" |
| 15:24.15 | PandaMechanicus | sounds like 40k fanfic :P |
| 15:24.24 | DarcySupremest | It is pretty much |
| 15:24.31 | DarcySupremest | "Choose your own adventure in the Imperial Guard" |
| 15:24.37 | Hachiman | Well it's an Imperial Guard equivalent to Dark Heresy |
| 15:24.44 | DarcySupremest | Its great though |
| 15:24.45 | PandaMechanicus | ah |
| 15:24.45 | Hachiman | Like Deathwatch and Black Crusade |
| 15:24.51 | DarcySupremest | I'm a bastard in that game |
| 15:25.06 | DarcySupremest | Like first couple campaigns just had them fighting like rebels |
| 15:25.13 | DarcySupremest | dudes with flashlights like them |
| 15:25.20 | DarcySupremest | Then when that mission was done |
| 15:25.27 | DarcySupremest | Dropped nids on them |
| 15:25.36 | PandaMechanicus | did you give them flamethrowers? |
| 15:25.45 | DarcySupremest | Complete Pandemonium |
| 15:26.07 | DarcySupremest | We had a preist so we had a flamethrower to begin with |
| 15:26.22 | PandaMechanicus | then all is right |
| 15:26.30 | DarcySupremest | but it was hilarious |
| 15:26.39 | DarcySupremest | they'd developed this really calming way to handle guards |
| 15:27.07 | DarcySupremest | Then I dropped these fuckhueg hordes of the Tyranids on them and they had no idea how to cope with it |
| 15:27.16 | Hachiman | olol |
| 15:27.41 | DarcySupremest | Yeah we took a break from Only War |
| 15:27.59 | DarcySupremest | because, its the kind of RPG where you need to make 38 rolls per round to do anything |
| 15:28.10 | Hachiman | I really wanna get into Dark Heresy/Rogue Trader/Deathwatch |
| 15:28.23 | DarcySupremest | So its hard to focus on Roleplaying when you have to "ROLL 2D10" |
| 15:28.35 | DarcySupremest | "ROLL D8 so that you know which D10 to roll |
| 15:28.49 | Hachiman | Ohgod |
| 15:29.09 | DarcySupremest | Yeah its so much dice rolling |
| 15:29.13 | DarcySupremest | so we needed a break from it |
| 15:30.31 | DarcySupremest | Like trying to have two tanks fight one another |
| 15:30.59 | Hachiman | hur |
| 15:31.05 | Hachiman | Yeah I can imagine that would be tiring |
| 15:31.58 | DarcySupremest | Roll d% for weapon skill, roll d% for hit location, roll 4d10 + 12 for damage, minus armor save, reduce tanks health |
| 15:32.21 | DarcySupremest | thats for the main cannon, Leman Russ have like 3 bolters on them as well, which can fire like 5 shots |
| 15:32.35 | DarcySupremest | so you have to do it three more times |
| 15:32.38 | DarcySupremest | per turn |
| 15:32.58 | Hachiman | I would love to have a go at a one-shot of Dark Heresy or Deathwatch taking place on a Space Hulk |
| 15:33.10 | Hachiman | Even if it means the probability of everyone dying horribly to Genestealers |
| 15:34.13 | DarcySupremest | Yeah its worth a play, but for how much rolling that needs to be done |
| 15:34.17 | DarcySupremest | only play in bursts |
| 15:34.31 | Hachiman | Aye of course |
| 15:34.34 | Hachiman | Pathfinder though |
| 15:34.41 | Hachiman | Pathfinder I can play for like an entire day or ten |
| 15:36.35 | DarcySupremest | Yeah its so much easier to play |
| 15:36.55 | DarcySupremest | problem is getting somewhat newbie roleplayers to spend the half and hour to make a character |
| 15:37.22 | DarcySupremest | I'm worried they'll get the impression it'll be this technical nightmare because the Character sheets are so complex |
| 15:37.34 | Hachiman | They had better get used to it hur |
| 15:38.55 | Hachiman | Especially the spellcasters of the group |
| 15:40.52 | DarcySupremest | Yeah I'll find a way to get them into it |
| 15:44.45 | PandaMechanicus | I found that the best way to do it with people who didn't get games at all was to just pre-make sheets for them |
| 15:45.15 | DarcySupremest | Oh yeah I could do that actually |
| 15:45.27 | DarcySupremest | Just ask them what characters they're after and make them for them |
| 15:46.49 | PandaMechanicus | btw I just remembered- once a friend and I went over the idea of playing a campaign as a bunch of Orks |
| 15:47.02 | PandaMechanicus | after a campaign where we were playing orcs in Pathfinder |
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| 15:51.58 | Imperios | http://i.ytimg.com/vi/gCFcghvyGaQ/maxresdefault.jpg Radeons |
| 15:51.59 | Imperios | Hi |
| 15:52.07 | DarcySupremest | How do you guys do RPGs here? |
| 15:52.14 | DarcySupremest | Do you use a different client |
| 15:52.23 | DarcySupremest | or does this wiki have a dicebot |
| 15:52.50 | Hachiman | We use a site called roll20 |
| 15:53.15 | Hachiman | Hai Imp |
| 15:53.50 | OluapWorker | Hi |
| 15:56.39 | DarcySupremest | Yeah Roill20 is what I suspected |
| 15:56.59 | DarcySupremest | back on the IRC I used to be on they had a channel where there was a bot that did RNG based on dice roll commands |
| 15:57.36 | Hachiman | I like roll20 because it allows one to design dungeons and maps almost exactly how one would want |
| 15:57.42 | Hachiman | And allows for a lot of aesthetic compliments |
| 15:58.10 | DarcySupremest | Yeah roll20 is about the next best thing to actually meeting up and playing on a table |
| 15:59.44 | Hachiman | If I recall roll20 can also be used for stuff other than Pathfinder and D&D although I am not too sure how far it goes |
| 16:01.24 | DarcySupremest | As far as I know It can be used with anything that uses dice |
| 16:01.51 | DarcySupremest | Except like Warhammer 40k because I don't think it lets you use that many tokens |
| 16:01.58 | Hachiman | Aye |
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| 16:02.16 | odell | Imperios: http://i.imgur.com/IyOIQVk.png |
| 16:02.44 | Imperios | hur |
| 16:03.11 | TekDroid | I haven't seen that version. |
| 16:03.32 | odell | It was included in OP's comment post in reddit. |
| 16:03.57 | odell | The original if you haven't seen it. http://i.imgur.com/Nx9rdjP.png |
| 16:05.44 | odell | Imperios: http://i.imgur.com/1u89yz8.png cin it, да? |
| 16:06.01 | TekDroid | ...odere, getting a midterm back. D: |
| 16:06.20 | Imperios | odell: Glorious |
| 16:08.39 | TekDroid | lol |
| 16:09.14 | Hachiman | Halfway through this CGI and 3D modelling essay |
| 16:09.20 | Hachiman | Fuck me this cannot end soon enough |
| 16:09.33 | Imperios | http://cs625124.vk.me/v625124626/163d9/k4bSFv90PbY.jpg So that's an illustration from a children's book about Noah's Ark |
| 16:09.45 | Hachiman | Also freenode appears to be back up for people who wanna use that |
| 16:10.27 | DarcySupremest | I suppose I will |
| 16:10.27 | DarcySupremest | brb |
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| 16:11.34 | Hachiman | Welcome back |
| 16:11.45 | Hachiman | I might keep using kiwiirc |
| 16:11.50 | Hachiman | Appears to me more visually |
| 16:11.55 | Hachiman | Appeals, rather |
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| 16:12.01 | *** mode/#sporewiki [+o OluapWorker] by ChanServ |
| 16:15.14 | DarcySupremest | Yeah its nothing against IRC clients its just I forget to use then |
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| 16:15.15 | *** mode/#sporewiki [+o Ghelae] by ChanServ |
| 16:15.20 | Ghelae | Hello. |
| 16:15.29 | DarcySupremest | its easier to navigate to a page then open an exe |
| 16:15.34 | DarcySupremest | hey |
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| 16:19.08 | Xho | Gah |
| 16:19.30 | OluapWorker | spu |
| 16:19.35 | Xho | u |
| 16:20.29 | Hachiman | spuh |
| 16:20.31 | Hachiman | Hai Ghel |
| 16:20.50 | Xho | Anyone else have problems getting on IRC today |
| 16:21.17 | OluapWorker | Freenode was down for several hours |
| 16:21.53 | DarcySupremest | We had to suffer the horrors of |
| 16:21.57 | DarcySupremest | OTHER IRC CLIENTS |
| 16:22.09 | Xho | ew |
| 16:22.56 | DarcySupremest | https://vine.co/v/OIdOlKFUbdz |
| 16:23.14 | DarcySupremest | This is too accurate, its scary |
| 16:23.29 | Xho | heh |
| 16:24.07 | Xho | https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/11025734_10155280502585608_7857661749042582168_n.jpg?oh=42a16bf28cf2333f4aa86a08954e4c96&oe=554C3C9C&__gda__=1435695587_2e1978af6736fc052368278a74b4af8b |
| 16:24.09 | Hachiman | I remember Jumanji |
| 16:25.01 | Hachiman | Xho: YOU GOT NO FANS YOU GOT NO GROUND |
| 16:25.10 | DarcySupremest | That'll learn ya |
| 16:25.18 | DarcySupremest | Yeah Jumanji was insane |
| 16:25.26 | DarcySupremest | spooked the pants off me as a kid |
| 16:25.26 | Hachiman | Jumanji was just a clusterfuck |
| 16:25.41 | Hachiman | Like not even a trippy clusterfuck |
| 16:25.41 | Hachiman | It was fucking scary |
| 16:25.50 | DarcySupremest | That like man eating plan that grew everywhere |
| 16:25.56 | DarcySupremest | *shudders* |
| 16:26.04 | DarcySupremest | 2Spooky4me |
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| 16:28.18 | Hachiman | Goddamn computer |
| 16:28.24 | Hachiman | Everything like kinda froze |
| 16:28.34 | Hachiman | And that Jumanji thing kept playing over and over |
| 16:28.54 | odell | Funny how the gradient used in the jumanji's cinematic poster is similar to Jurassic Park. |
| 16:29.28 | DarcySupremest | haha |
| 16:29.42 | DarcySupremest | "SHUT THE HELL UP PRETEND ROBIN WILLIAMS" |
| 16:32.34 | Hachiman | https://scontent-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/11022566_1044987622188915_6577931392885125529_n.jpg?oh=e274a00e0c8c846c9f89b55b7bc2a4a1&oe=55868405 "Yet Leo still hasn't gotten an Oscar" |
| 16:34.00 | odell | Nasa deserves one. |
| 16:39.56 | odell | I remember the 2015 Oscars ceremonial. All the advice animal macros with Leo it spawned during the following days. |
| 16:41.13 | odell | one of my favorites has to be the gif version of ellen's selfie where they instead take a picture of a sad Leo. |
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| 16:41.47 | Hachiman | Huh |
| 16:42.06 | Hachiman | So it appears that when you disconnect on kiwiirc, you can reconnect without having to restart the client |
| 16:44.02 | Xho | Kiwi |
| 16:44.03 | Xho | heh |
| 16:44.05 | Xho | kiwi |
| 16:45.58 | DarcySupremest | gg |
| 16:58.11 | Imperios | I use KVIrc |
| 17:02.04 | Hachiman | Ngh this essay is taking longer than I thought |
| 17:02.29 | Hachiman | I mean I am more than halfway through it but still |
| 17:02.38 | Hachiman | At least I think I am more than halfway through it |
| 17:03.07 | Imperios | I know that feel bro |
| 17:03.10 | Imperios | What is that essay about? |
| 17:03.21 | Hachiman | CGI and 3D modelling techniques and software |
| 17:03.30 | Hachiman | And all the stuff involved with 3D |
| 17:04.00 | Hachiman | It's a six part essay and I have covered like three parts |
| 17:04.46 | Imperios | I am making an essay about Indo-European languages at the moment |
| 17:05.01 | Imperios | That is a pretty easy topic to cover |
| 17:07.24 | Xho | http://mrambisinistrous.deviantart.com/art/Tumult-516216047 Did this earlier |
| 17:07.35 | Xho | Liked it so much it's now my dekstop background |
| 17:09.02 | OluapWorker | ur a tumult go code up stoof |
| 17:09.48 | Hachiman | https://scontent-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/s480x480/10959742_325027037687948_2354158957540766872_n.jpg?oh=7bc2d3337323f57021b3030da97182ba&oe=5594BA59 |
| 17:11.35 | DarcySupremest | Because the human on has advanced cognitive recognition and conciousness |
| 17:11.39 | DarcySupremest | and the other is a cow |
| 17:11.53 | TekDroid | This guy is covering stuff we haven't learned yet in this tutorial and we're supposed to do a test on it later. >.< |
| 17:11.56 | DarcySupremest | but in all seriousness, veal is gross |
| 17:12.35 | Imperios | http://cs14108.vk.me/c621429/v621429626/1512f/Qe9eO_KMW5E.jpg Fucking brilliant |
| 17:15.48 | Hachiman | I saw a post saying that 50 Shades is only considered a romance because the guy is rich; if he was a poor guy living in a trailer, it would be considered an episode of a crime drama |
| 17:17.04 | Xho | For 6,762nd time I've seen that in two weeks |
| 17:17.29 | Imperios | ...Makes sens |
| 17:17.35 | DarcySupremest | Oh the wiki has a DA? |
| 17:17.52 | odell | Yep. |
| 17:17.53 | Xho | Yeah it's fairly dead though |
| 17:17.55 | DarcySupremest | I should join that, maybe then there will be a reason to use DA again |
| 17:17.58 | Xho | The only who uploads to it is Cyrannian |
| 17:18.12 | DarcySupremest | Whatever request sent anyway |
| 17:18.25 | Xho | Already accepted hur |
| 17:18.30 | odell | I've tried to join in both the groups. |
| 17:18.34 | DarcySupremest | "I am DarcySupremest. I have my Mum's permission to use the internet. I have beer" |
| 17:18.39 | Hachiman | hur |
| 17:18.40 | Imperios | Xho: http://i.ytimg.com/vi/gCFcghvyGaQ/maxresdefault.jpg Radeons |
| 17:18.57 | Hachiman | SPODDAH ACKBAR |
| 17:19.07 | odell | Xho: http://i.imgur.com/7e5BdTR.jpg |
| 17:19.07 | Xho | Imperios: y'all be trippin on sharia |
| 17:19.09 | Imperios | *explodes* |
| 17:19.16 | Xho | Heh |
| 17:19.32 | Hachiman | Tadjamad bin Laden |
| 17:19.50 | Imperios | Hur |
| 17:19.54 | DarcySupremest | Its like that one mission in Galactic Adventures you can do where you have to protect the preist and the church |
| 17:20.05 | DarcySupremest | and its like |
| 17:20.13 | DarcySupremest | Spode's empires have done nothing but call me infidels and attack my colonys |
| 17:20.22 | Imperios | I should make a version of Iovera wearing a burqa |
| 17:20.34 | TekDroid | Then you summon divine intervention and kill the invaders. |
| 17:20.39 | DarcySupremest | But I really want that armor piece so... |
| 17:20.47 | DarcySupremest | I guess I'll help the terrorist radicals |
| 17:21.06 | Xho | Iovera - MUST DESTROY THE INFIDELS I CAN'T SEE SHIT |
| 17:21.16 | Hachiman | That Spodist priest should have taken some levels in Cleric |
| 17:21.18 | DarcySupremest | Can we talk about how broken that progession in GA was |
| 17:21.32 | odell | Imperios: I shall never forget this. http://imgur.com/a/SjcgE |
| 17:21.55 | Imperios | He watches |
| 17:22.13 | DarcySupremest | like I know spore is like probably worse then Satan, but like, why the fuck is there only 8 main missions worth 100 points, and to get the rest you need to do user missions, but no user mission is ever over like 25 xp |
| 17:22.29 | Imperios | Funny thing is, early Radeon female models had veils and head covering |
| 17:23.06 | Imperios | Then I shifted the main source of influence for their appearance from Middle East to Italy and China and since then Radeons have giant hats |
| 17:23.24 | Imperios | I seem to have thing for Middle East, Islam, and hats |
| 17:23.36 | Hachiman | So I discovered recently that Lovecraft was violently allergic to seafood |
| 17:23.40 | Hachiman | Makes sense really |
| 17:23.58 | OluapWorker | im violently allergic to 2 |
| 17:24.01 | OluapWorker | to u even |
| 17:24.12 | DarcySupremest | I can't eat shellfish |
| 17:24.24 | DarcySupremest | so THE LORD OF SUFFERING AND ANXIOUS PARANOID HATRED IS A SQUID |
| 17:24.27 | Imperios | Lovecraft - I choked on this squid. MUST MAKE THE ENTIRE WORLD AFRAID OF SQUIDS. |
| 17:24.58 | odell | You reminded me of this. http://images42.fotki.com/v1492/photos/5/1222605/7482072/drivingLicensevi-vi.jpg |
| 17:25.06 | Imperios | He wasn't really allergic to seafood, it just turned him into a Deep One for a short time |
| 17:25.24 | Hachiman | A Deep One that was afraid of the sea |
| 17:25.55 | OluapWorker | Shallow One |
| 17:25.58 | TekDroid | I finally started paying attention in this class and the tutorial skips it entirely and tests us on the stuff we haven't even learned yet. Every other section is on the proper unit. |
| 17:25.58 | Hachiman | hur |
| 17:26.17 | TekDroid | *every other tutorial section is doing the proper unit |
| 17:27.06 | Hachiman | Needs to make octopus uplift that are religiously split between worshipping Cthulhu and the Flying Spaghetti Monster |
| 17:27.13 | Hachiman | Uplifts even |
| 17:27.31 | odell | Imperios: https://zanybao.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/bz_strip_burka_01-16-09wb_avcxwyqukpow2.jpg |
| 17:30.21 | Imperios | http://sundayfashions.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Burka-Swimwear-For-Muslim-Women-Idea.jpg Speaking of which, brilliant |
| 17:31.17 | odell | pfft |
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| 17:32.04 | Wormy_ | Finally |
| 17:32.19 | TekDroid | Hello |
| 17:32.31 | Wormy_ | Hi |
| 17:32.37 | odell | Hey |
| 17:32.39 | Ghelae | Hello. |
| 17:33.13 | odell | Imperios: This aswell. http://www.endeavourforum.org.au/img/burqa-car.jpg |
| 17:33.38 | Hachiman | Hai Wormy |
| 17:36.29 | Xho | "Sea Witch - I hate this place and everyone in it!" Catchphrase of Shroud of the Sun |
| 17:36.40 | DarcySupremest | Oh so thats were I lost my phone |
| 17:36.42 | DarcySupremest | the bathroom |
| 17:36.52 | DarcySupremest | Yup |
| 17:39.05 | Wormy_ | test |
| 17:40.11 | odell | DarcySupremest: I know that feel. I was looking for my bus cards during a full weekend and a Monday. Only to find out that they were just front of my nose at home whole of the time. They were on my tv table in my room where I most spend of my free time. |
| 17:40.42 | DarcySupremest | Yeah I use my phone for podcasts while I shower |
| 17:40.51 | DarcySupremest | And I had just left it in the room when I was don |
| 17:40.51 | DarcySupremest | e |
| 17:42.06 | Hachiman | Four parts of this essay done |
| 17:42.08 | Hachiman | Two more to go |
| 17:42.11 | Hachiman | Fuck sake |
| 17:42.14 | TekDroid | The current question is large, confusing, not part of the test, and entirely on something we haven't covered in class yet. |
| 17:42.20 | TekDroid | Yay. |
| 17:42.46 | DarcySupremest | I want a ballasung knife |
| 17:42.50 | DarcySupremest | or whatever they're called |
| 17:42.53 | DarcySupremest | Butterfly knife |
| 17:43.02 | DarcySupremest | but they're ultra fucking illegal here |
| 17:43.03 | Hachiman | Oh cool part 5 is the longest fucking part of this essay |
| 17:43.05 | Hachiman | Great |
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| 17:44.00 | OluapWorker | Damnit |
| 17:44.41 | odell | Imperios TekDroid: http://i.imgur.com/erQuQ4s.png |
| 17:45.20 | odell | I gotta say that I'm officially offended by the nordics' appearance. |
| 17:51.39 | TekDroid | lol |
| 17:52.20 | TekDroid | I got a chuckle out of the kebab part. Should've seen that coming. XD |
| 17:53.18 | Hachiman | So the numbers of one of the world's rarest big cats - the Amur Leopard - have doubled over the course of less than a decade |
| 17:55.22 | Xho | They're breeding like rabbits |
| 17:55.25 | Xho | Or big cats in this case |
| 17:55.36 | Xho | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Shroud_of_the_Sun#There_Goes_the_Neighbourhood added section |
| 17:57.15 | DarcySupremest | Do we have a steam group? |
| 17:57.21 | DarcySupremest | I feel as if we all play video games |
| 17:57.25 | DarcySupremest | just a hunch though |
| 17:57.33 | odell | Imperios: http://i.imgur.com/PpRTNLe.png |
| 17:57.39 | Hachiman | We do all play games but we do not really have a group as such |
| 17:57.40 | odell | Yes we do. |
| 17:57.50 | Hachiman | We do? |
| 17:58.04 | Wormy_ | ngh my 3D geology map has 1003008 * 1002001 vertices and its killing my laptop. Time to reduce iy |
| 17:58.15 | Xho | Yeah |
| 17:58.21 | Xho | That's even more dead than the DA group |
| 17:58.27 | Wormy_ | It works fine on my big PC though |
| 17:58.39 | odell | http://steamcommunity.com/groups/sporewiki |
| 17:59.09 | Hachiman | Somebody invite me pls |
| 17:59.14 | odell | Me too plz |
| 17:59.17 | DarcySupremest | pls |
| 17:59.28 | DarcySupremest | mine is just Darcy or Darcy09 one of them |
| 17:59.33 | Hachiman | HachiWiener |
| 18:00.52 | Hachiman | https://scontent-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/11024708_992470650949963_3979857494732389664_n.png?oh=cd2b62ab6669bdb8db2ab2e7cd279fd1&oe=554827AD |
| 18:01.26 | Hachiman | https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/10584064_468033613343975_5327222097686435103_n.png?oh=f4ebf88a7ab72174def4414752aec99e&oe=55483769&__gda__=1430875864_ef6aa5de6ddb0ea55720b947aad20639 Brilliant |
| 18:05.59 | DarcySupremest | That was probably one of my best spy runs |
| 18:06.16 | DarcySupremest | killed like 15 people before I was killed |
| 18:07.20 | odell | May you people won't find it funny. But a crazy friend of mine made a HG tribute with a kind of generator. And this is one of the pictures. http://puu.sh/gaOsM/618f1bde1a.png |
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| 18:35.04 | Jepardi | Hi |
| 18:44.24 | Hachiman | More than halfway done with part five of this damned essay |
| 18:44.33 | DarcySupremest | you can do it5 |
| 18:44.41 | DarcySupremest | somebody believes in you I'm sure |
| 18:44.42 | Hachiman | If I don't procastinate - of which I usually do - I could get this done tonight |
| 18:50.11 | odell | Alright. Let's see how it will work out. http://i.imgur.com/6LPnlJw.png |
| 18:50.23 | odell | I'm just doing this for the fun. |
| 18:53.48 | DarcySupremest | what even] |
| 18:54.00 | odell | I'll do an album for these who are interested when this comes to a conclusion. |
| 18:54.26 | Hachiman | Album |
| 18:54.32 | Hachiman | Needs to be true metal pls |
| 18:54.52 | odell | hur |
| 18:55.12 | odell | Anyway. I can reveal that Imperios died of thirst already at start. |
| 18:55.40 | Imperios | Meh metal is overrated |
| 18:57.36 | TekDroid | pulls out a giant axe and hunts down DrodoEmpire |
| 18:59.04 | odell | 14 died at the same day due to an Arena Event. |
| 18:59.25 | DarcySupremest | what is this crazy drugs you lot are sampling |
| 19:00.50 | Hachiman | Imperios you fuckin wot m8 |
| 19:01.28 | Imperios | Make no mistake, I like it, but I do not see how it is superior to other genres |
| 19:01.38 | Hachiman | TekDroid In case you actually didn't see the message he left, Drodo is on a break |
| 19:01.59 | odell | Music is overrated *puts on earprotectors* |
| 19:02.07 | Hachiman | Imperios >inb4 implying metal is equal to k-pop |
| 19:02.12 | TekDroid | Actually he came back but I'm referring to odell's thing. :zp |
| 19:02.12 | Imperios | I prefer genre diversity, metal is only popular because of its association with edginess |
| 19:02.24 | Hachiman | Oh wow |
| 19:03.06 | Hachiman | I appreciate metal because it tends to be more complex than other genres in regards to the actual music |
| 19:03.13 | Hachiman | Rather than just vocals |
| 19:03.29 | Imperios | I just listen to orchestral and neo-classical musicians for that |
| 19:03.41 | Imperios | Martial industrial, orchestral, ethnic |
| 19:03.51 | Hachiman | Fair enough |
| 19:04.01 | Hachiman | I could not imagine having to write an orchestral composition |
| 19:04.05 | Imperios | Most of it has no vocals at all, intelligible or *un*intelligible |
| 19:05.30 | Hachiman | In regards to musical composition, metal tends to be a fair deal more complex than say the likes of bubblegum pop or rock |
| 19:05.40 | Hachiman | Not that that is always a good thing |
| 19:06.28 | Imperios | It depends on the rock piece in question; progressive rock can be far more complex, as well as some artistic pieces that can't be classified by genre |
| 19:06.35 | Hachiman | Well of course |
| 19:06.44 | Imperios | Like Marc Jungermann's Bombay Bad Boy, easily one of my favourite pieces |
| 19:06.48 | Hachiman | There is a fair deal of metal genres that are not complex either |
| 19:07.01 | Imperios | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7q2eKg3yI4 That |
| 19:08.07 | Imperios | Okay the guitar part in it is nowhere near as complex, but I like its uniqueness |
| 19:08.21 | TekDroid | odell: What's the casulty toll up to? |
| 19:08.41 | Hachiman | Aye that's pretty good |
| 19:09.01 | Imperios | Jungermann has lots of cool stuff |
| 19:09.02 | odell | TekDroid: Only 3 out 24 alive during Night 5. |
| 19:09.08 | TekDroid | O.o |
| 19:09.17 | TekDroid | ...am I alive still? |
| 19:09.24 | odell | That's Ose, AngryBirds and Xho. |
| 19:09.42 | odell | Ose killed you by throwing a knife that landed on your chest. |
| 19:10.16 | TekDroid | O.O |
| 19:10.16 | TekDroid | waves his fist at Ose |
| 19:10.16 | odell | Yep... Angrybirds and Xho died. Ose wins. |
| 19:10.22 | Hachiman | So my family are ordering Chinese tonight |
| 19:10.28 | Hachiman | inb4 stomach pains |
| 19:10.31 | TekDroid | Lol |
| 19:10.54 | Hachiman | As much as I like Chinese food I just find it so filling to the point I cannot bring myself to finish much of it |
| 19:11.20 | Imperios | Complexity is not always the answer; you cannot say that hyperrealism is superior to suprematism or cubism automatically, because these are different applications of art |
| 19:11.28 | DarcySupremest | my face is bleeding |
| 19:11.46 | odell | TekDroid: The good thing is, you came in 6th place. |
| 19:11.47 | Imperios | Hachiman: weak white stomach hur |
| 19:11.53 | TekDroid | :D |
| 19:12.09 | Hachiman | hur |
| 19:13.20 | Hachiman | While I do think that some genres of metal - death, deathcore, grind, grindcore, etc - tends to be far more complex in terms of composition than many other genres and kinds of music, I am not of the opinion that it is automatically the ubermensch of music |
| 19:13.44 | Hachiman | I actually cannot listen to stuff like grind because I find it horrendous to listen to despite how technical it happens to be |
| 19:14.10 | Imperios | Agree completely, I much prefer melodic music |
| 19:14.33 | odell | I guess I'm skipping making an album of the images I got. I show you all the placements instead. http://i.imgur.com/cTp9SGg.png |
| 19:14.37 | Imperios | My favourite metal genres are more oldschool, probably, 80s and 90s that kind of stuff |
| 19:14.48 | odell | Where the order from last is who died first. |
| 19:15.08 | TekDroid | odell: Who did I kill? |
| 19:15.32 | TekDroid | :P |
| 19:15.55 | Imperios | So apparently there's a growing independence movement in Venice that wishes for it to secede from Italy |
| 19:16.02 | TekDroid | Huh. |
| 19:16.07 | Imperios | I wonder what they will call their rulers? |
| 19:16.10 | odell | You killed Techno. |
| 19:16.21 | PandaMechanicus | probably the Signoria, just like they used to |
| 19:16.24 | DarcySupremest | is this some sort of hunger games game game game |
| 19:16.28 | PandaMechanicus | you forget that Venice used to be independent |
| 19:16.35 | Imperios | PandaMechanicus: Exactly my point |
| 19:16.37 | Imperios | And wait |
| 19:16.40 | Imperios | Weren't they ruled by Doges? |
| 19:16.46 | Imperios | *doges |
| 19:16.51 | PandaMechanicus | the Doge was part of the Signoria, yes |
| 19:16.53 | Hachiman | such venice wow italy |
| 19:17.00 | Hachiman | I feel like I gave myself cancer |
| 19:17.01 | odell | By injuring her and then leaving her to be thorn into pieces by angry monkies. |
| 19:17.05 | Imperios | Yes exactly, they should restore the title of Doge |
| 19:17.34 | PandaMechanicus | well they probably will if they reinstate the Signoria |
| 19:17.37 | Hachiman | I would not be too opposed to Venice being its own territory again |
| 19:17.53 | Imperios | Aye |
| 19:17.56 | Hachiman | I never really entirely considered it part of Italy anyway |
| 19:18.28 | Imperios | ...And they will buy half of EU with their merchants |
| 19:18.33 | TekDroid | I believe Venice didn't join freely either. It was annexed by Austria then conquered by the newly formed Italy. |
| 19:18.33 | Hachiman | hur |
| 19:18.50 | Imperios | Then only India's nuclear weapons will save Europe |
| 19:19.13 | Hachiman | http://i.imgur.com/KoBfzIB.png |
| 19:19.27 | Imperios | typical Krautchan post hur |
| 19:19.29 | odell | DarcySupremest. You are correct. |
| 19:19.40 | odell | And here's the summary for those who are interested. http://i.imgur.com/TI28736.png |
| 19:19.47 | Imperios | What are /pol/ threads on 4chan like? |
| 19:20.19 | Hachiman | Not worth acknowledging |
| 19:20.39 | Hachiman | "Hachi dies from internal bleeding caused by a monkey mutt" Sounds about right |
| 19:21.07 | Imperios | And I die first |
| 19:21.09 | DarcySupremest | That looks hilarious, its exactly hat a hungry games game would be |
| 19:21.21 | Hachiman | You see /pol/, much like the rest of 4chan, is pretty much a cesspool of cancer |
| 19:21.46 | odell | Imperios: Unfortunately yes. And the php somehow doesn't put it in an order. |
| 19:21.53 | Hachiman | Except /tg/ because I like /tg/, they have Warhammer and D&D there hur |
| 19:22.00 | odell | I'll be playing another game. |
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| 19:22.40 | DrodoEmpire | Hi everyone |
| 19:22.58 | Hachiman | Hai Drodo |
| 19:23.05 | odell | Geezuh, Suppy died first by commiting suicide already at the start. |
| 19:23.17 | Imperios | Most 2ch /po/ threads are full of panicking Russian liberals, psychotic and somewhat delusional pro-Americans trying to start a revolution, and Putin's brainwashed fanboys trying to argue with them |
| 19:23.39 | DarcySupremest | yeah /pol/ is like |
| 19:23.42 | Imperios | And hordes of Ukrainians who just throw tantrums uncontrollably whenever they see something Russian-related |
| 19:23.43 | DarcySupremest | the worst place on earth |
| 19:23.52 | Imperios | Sometimes I find it funny |
| 19:24.07 | Xho | Imperios: >And hordes of Ukrainians who just throw tantrums uncontrollably whenever they see something Russian-related So basically it's just Crimea |
| 19:24.37 | Hachiman | Ouch |
| 19:25.03 | Imperios | Crimeans are quiet, you might be thinking about Donbass |
| 19:25.55 | Imperios | Ukrainians calling Russians inferior and vice versa is like two twins calling each other ugly |
| 19:26.12 | Xho | hur |
| 19:26.12 | Xho | http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=398370430 |
| 19:26.18 | Hachiman | So apparently one of the 100 candidates selected for the Mars One colonisation mission is a guy who believes he himself is a Martian and desires to "return home" |
| 19:26.26 | Hachiman | No surprise that he is Polish |
| 19:26.52 | Imperios | He cannot into space |
| 19:27.06 | DarcySupremest | Mars one isn't leaving this planet |
| 19:27.12 | DarcySupremest | and if it does, they're all dead |
| 19:27.28 | Xho | Optimism level: -2 |
| 19:27.46 | Hachiman | Optimism level: my self-esteem |
| 19:28.18 | DarcySupremest | Just wait until NASA does it properly |
| 19:28.27 | DrodoEmpire | I think this whole Mars colonization thing'll end pretty badly. :L I do hope that its almost definite failure won't deter people from better planned and funded colonization missions |
| 19:28.36 | DarcySupremest | Orion project is just about done, Mars transit vehicle is underway |
| 19:29.17 | DarcySupremest | I'd rather have NASA do it safely and slowy then Mars One to get everyone killed and put a bad stain on the space exploration game |
| 19:29.23 | odell | Second playthrough summary. http://i.imgur.com/hUs3Hf9.png |
| 19:29.30 | TekDroid | Whatever they use has to be comfortably livable for an entire year. |
| 19:30.09 | DrodoEmpire | Knowing how shortsighted people are, they'll all think it was either a "waste of money", an affront to God for some reason, or a conspiracy by Obama for god-knows what the fuck and we won't launch another rocket for a hundred years. :L |
| 19:30.09 | DarcySupremest | besides, living on a dead planet with four humans for company only |
| 19:30.21 | TekDroid | Vincent blew me up with a bomb. O.o |
| 19:30.40 | Hachiman | Thanks Obama |
| 19:30.43 | DarcySupremest | odell what game is this? |
| 19:30.49 | DarcySupremest | called I mean |
| 19:31.00 | DrodoEmpire | ^ |
| 19:31.07 | Hachiman | "Hachi cannot handle the circumstances and commits suicide" |
| 19:31.08 | Xho | I like how Suppy just dies flat out |
| 19:31.09 | Hachiman | Sounds about right |
| 19:31.12 | odell | DracySupremest http://brantsteele.com/hungergames/reaping.php |
| 19:31.39 | Xho | "Xho strangles Admiral Panda after engaging in a fist fight" |
| 19:31.47 | Xho | Well strangulation is my signature move |
| 19:32.11 | Hachiman | You know I just realized |
| 19:32.16 | Hachiman | Chris Brown is a hit with the ladies |
| 19:32.17 | TekDroid | I want to be optimistic about space travel but I find it hard to believe goverments would provide he funding to get 100 people into space, let alone with years of supplies and a base. |
| 19:32.19 | Hachiman | :p |
| 19:32.29 | odell | Xho: Yeah, and I can recall that you were one of the three last living in a former playthrough. until you feel off a tree. |
| 19:32.38 | Xho | Oh wow |
| 19:32.53 | DracySupremest | Don't worry Humanity needs colonys otherwise we're all doomed |
| 19:32.59 | DracySupremest | so we'll get around to it eventually |
| 19:33.47 | DrodoEmpire | Again, considering humanity's collective shortsightedness I can't help but cast a little doubt. |
| 19:34.35 | Hachiman | Russians need to hurry up and onto Moon with permanent moonbase |
| 19:34.55 | odell | ... another game. Let the hilarity- BEGIN! |
| 19:35.04 | Xho | https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/11025780_906778506009176_2179240164937371394_n.jpg?oh=5d63f7da6fc44614eb870e38afb96a76&oe=5582EAF6&__gda__=1435284380_a21e8e036839c42ffd9ed9a21ce5ad29 Terry Crews is a Sith Lord |
| 19:35.06 | Xho | We're fucked |
| 19:35.21 | Hachiman | DOUBLE SITH POOWWWWAAAAA |
| 19:36.20 | Xho | UNLIMITED POWAAAAAAAAAA |
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| 19:37.04 | Vincent20100 | Hey guys! |
| 19:37.21 | Ghel | Hello. |
| 19:38.00 | TekDroid | Most people couldn't even be convinced to do another manned mission to the moon, let alone a colony on Mars. |
| 19:38.26 | odell | Hello. |
| 19:38.47 | DarcySupremest | most people are idiots who don't realise an asteroid could hit us tommorrow and we would all go extinct |
| 19:39.08 | DrodoEmpire | We'd see it coming... |
| 19:39.13 | TekDroid | ^ |
| 19:39.14 | DrodoEmpire | But that's just one very slim risk anyway |
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| 19:39.33 | Hachiman | dumternet |
| 19:39.37 | DarcySupremest | Regardless |
| 19:39.38 | DarcySupremest | Pandemic |
| 19:39.41 | TekDroid | Anything catalysmatic in size would be detectable with reasonable notice. |
| 19:39.45 | DarcySupremest | nuclear war |
| 19:39.49 | DrodoEmpire | The bigger risks are resource scarcity and overpopulation; Both of which could be solved by carefully-planned and well-funded colonization missions |
| 19:39.59 | DarcySupremest | ^ |
| 19:40.02 | Hachiman | Or genocide |
| 19:40.25 | DrodoEmpire | Colonies could be targeted by a nuclear weapon carried on a ship or probe. Won't help there |
| 19:40.26 | DarcySupremest | But no I have to take Jeremy to soccor practice, why worry abou the collective mankind when I have problems too! |
| 19:40.54 | DarcySupremest | soccer* |
| 19:41.22 | TekDroid | The general population is short-sighted and cares only for the short-term costs and benefits. |
| 19:41.24 | DrodoEmpire | Genocide's a terrible thing but unless it is mind-boggling in scale it shouldn't cripple the world population. |
| 19:41.28 | DrodoEmpire | Hachiman |
| 19:41.39 | DrodoEmpire | Tek: Indeed. |
| 19:42.00 | DrodoEmpire | And in America at least many people are doubtful of science or outright anti-science |
| 19:42.10 | DrodoEmpire | I hope most of the rest of the world isn't as backwards as that |
| 19:42.41 | Hachiman | Well I was saying "genocide" as a solution for overpopulation but I guess you are right |
| 19:42.54 | DrodoEmpire | Oh, yeah no that's absolutely horrible as a solution |
| 19:42.57 | DrodoEmpire | :L |
| 19:43.10 | Hachiman | Artificially-created genetic diseases and sterility plagues and such |
| 19:43.16 | Hachiman | Should be a can do job |
| 19:43.23 | Xho | That's like |
| 19:43.31 | Ghel | America seems to be the worst out for anti-science sentiment of all of the most developed countries, although I don't know how much better the rest are. |
| 19:43.35 | Xho | Some kind of totalitarian holocaust method |
| 19:43.41 | DrodoEmpire | Wouldn't kill as many people as desired and would immediately bring about *massive* sanctions if not outright invasions by other countries |
| 19:44.14 | DrodoEmpire | And in the end you'd probably shoot yourself i the foot by not having enough people around after the purge, or having those genetic diseases be inherited too much |
| 19:44.31 | Ghel | Yes, there seems to me to be some irony in the idea of wiping out billions of people in order to save the world. |
| 19:44.53 | DarcySupremest | genetic design is a stonethrow away anyway |
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| 19:45.21 | DarcySupremest | You won't have to worry about disease because eventually most humans will be genetically perfect |
| 19:45.43 | DarcySupremest | then singularity will happen and mankind will evolve into godhood, at least thats the optimistic way of looking at the future |
| 19:45.49 | DrodoEmpire | This isn't mentioning that, you know, you'd be killing innocent people and that's always very, very wrong. :P |
| 19:46.29 | DrodoEmpire | Darcy: Optimistic and distant, but desirable |
| 19:46.51 | Ghel | The ends justify the means, Drodo. :P Of course, one of the ends is billions of dead innocents, so yeah. |
| 19:47.03 | DrodoEmpire | Oh yeah also you'd annihilate genetic diversity |
| 19:47.08 | DrodoEmpire | Or at least very badly cripple it |
| 19:47.12 | Hachiman | At least overpopulation isn't a problem anymore |
| 19:47.37 | Xho | Well you'd have to authorise it first |
| 19:47.54 | DrodoEmpire | Yeah, and now you're left with a broken few billion who still probably couldn't get along to save their own lives and you'd be back at square one, only much, much worse. |
| 19:50.26 | Ghel | Well, I can't see anyone here agreeing with the sentiment that mass murder is an appropriate method of dealing with the world's ills. |
| 19:50.39 | Hachiman | Oh of course not |
| 19:50.48 | Hachiman | I was saying it may have been a solution |
| 19:50.48 | DrodoEmpire | I'm assuming Hachi was being the devil's advocate, yeah |
| 19:50.53 | DrodoEmpire | Right |
| 19:50.54 | Hachiman | Not an appropriate one but still |
| 19:51.14 | Ghel | Oh, yes. If people aren't alive, they won't have any problems. |
| 19:51.34 | DrodoEmpire | No one to make them in the first place, no one around to care about them. :P |
| 19:51.40 | Ghel | This is what mathematicians refer to as the "trivial solution". |
| 19:53.08 | Ghel | Although if the aim is to prevent humanity from going extinct, killing them off or at least destroying their ability to mount a defence against asteroids and the like *isn't* an effective method. |
| 19:53.27 | Ghel | So, yeah. Space colonies. It's a good idea. |
| 19:54.13 | DarcySupremest | I think we can all agree mankind should put aside our differences and work together |
| 19:54.23 | DarcySupremest | to conquer the galaxy and defeat the aliens.... |
| 19:54.34 | Xho | The other solution is genophage |
| 19:54.40 | DarcySupremest | glory to the Empire of Man |
| 19:54.43 | DrodoEmpire | Darcy: Looking back in history, I dunno if that's a good idea. |
| 19:55.06 | DrodoEmpire | Look at Ming Dynasty China, or China for most of its medieval and ancient history. |
| 19:55.31 | DarcySupremest | blams DrodoEmpire for blatent heresy |
| 19:55.59 | Hachiman | *BLAM* |
| 19:56.25 | DrodoEmpire | It spent most of its time as a large centralized state. This brings advantages of course; Not the least of which peace and the focused power of millions of people, but it also means that the lives of many people and an entire civilization, especially in the case of the oftentimes despotic rule of emperors could be changed forever or destroyed on a whim |
| 19:56.33 | DrodoEmpire | It also tended to hurt competition |
| 19:56.41 | DrodoEmpire | Which breeds new technology |
| 19:56.47 | Hachiman | It appears that nobody here quite grasps how importance spice happens to be |
| 19:56.53 | Hachiman | Since he who controls the spice |
| 19:56.57 | Hachiman | Controls the universe |
| 19:57.09 | DarcySupremest | He who controls spice, CONTROLS THE DUNE REFERENCES |
| 19:57.16 | odell | Dune ftw |
| 19:57.32 | DrodoEmpire | Look at Ming China, for example. It started out strong, but at around the 1440's it all started going down the shitter. |
| 19:57.42 | Hachiman | It is my dream to one day become a giant worm-person thing and rule mankind |
| 19:57.48 | DarcySupremest | I love my post sapience mankind galacttc caliphate |
| 19:58.26 | DarcySupremest | I once heard the argument that Dune cannot be made into a visual medium well |
| 19:58.28 | DrodoEmpire | China, on the whim of a single man closed its doors completely from the rest of the planet and suffered dearly for it. Technology declined, not just stagnated, and its dying husk was eventually torn down by the Manchu in 1644 |
| 19:59.00 | DrodoEmpire | Unity brings it risks and Ming and Qing China are the perfect illustrators of that risk |
| 19:59.03 | Ghel | Without faster-than-light travel or communication, it would be quite difficult to hold together a galactic empire... not necessarily impossible, but difficult. Also, nuking other planets would be rather difficult. |
| 19:59.07 | odell | My biggest dream is to become a shape-shifting lifefrom. So I can be anything. |
| 19:59.34 | odell | inb4 "Ditto" |
| 20:00.00 | Hachiman | We nailed our God to a stick; humanity 1, aliens 0 |
| 20:00.37 | DarcySupremest | XENO SCUM ARE YOU EVEN TRYING |
| 20:01.00 | Hachiman | Step it up, xenos |
| 20:01.18 | PandaMechanicus | Eldar - bitch pls all our gods are dead, we're just waiting for all of us to sod off so our new one can come and fix everything |
| 20:01.23 | DrodoEmpire | Meanwhile Europe was and has been highly fragmented for most of its history and tis would come to serve them well when technologies like gunpowder where introduced; It was rejected in many states but adopted in others. When it was proven to be successful in those states that adopted cannons and firearms it spread to all of the states and in the spirit of competition the europeans made better and better guns to kill eachother |
| 20:01.29 | odell | Ah wyeah, Xenomorphs |
| 20:03.02 | DrodoEmpire | Innovations in firearm technology in Ming China, meanwhile, where slow to emerge due to the lack of external or internal competition with other countries, and very difficult to actually convince the military to adopt, it too being so set in its ways |
| 20:03.20 | DrodoEmpire | *or within the country itself |
| 20:03.31 | Hachiman | You seem to forget though Drodo |
| 20:03.35 | DrodoEmpire | Hm? |
| 20:03.45 | Hachiman | Not everyone on Earth is Chinese |
| 20:03.56 | DrodoEmpire | ? |
| 20:04.02 | Hachiman | We can avoid their mistakes purely by merit of not being Chinese |
| 20:04.12 | PandaMechanicus | Hachiman: that logic actually doesn't work |
| 20:04.28 | DrodoEmpire | That's right, Hachiman. That's exactly right. (/sarcasm) |
| 20:04.40 | PandaMechanicus | he's describing a period of time where a human culture essentially separated itself from the world, creating a unified, self contained society |
| 20:04.55 | DrodoEmpire | ^ |
| 20:04.56 | PandaMechanicus | same shit's gonna happen whether it's chinese or americans |
| 20:05.00 | PandaMechanicus | probably worse if it's americans |
| 20:05.32 | Hachiman | Well I was joking |
| 20:05.53 | PandaMechanicus | well with you it's hard to tell |
| 20:06.04 | DrodoEmpire | Its hard to tell with text in general |
| 20:06.04 | Ghel | Just as well, because describing "not being Chinese" as a "merit" is also a bit dodgy. :P |
| 20:06.10 | DrodoEmpire | ^^^^ |
| 20:06.35 | Hachiman | Whoops |
| 20:06.40 | TekDroid | There's a depressingly large reason wars and conflicts have often been a major source of technological innovation. |
| 20:07.02 | DrodoEmpire | But yeah basically my point is the example of 1400's-1800's china can be used as an example of what bad things can happen in a species-spanning space civilization |
| 20:07.23 | Xho | I keep coming back to bits I have no clue how to involve myself in |
| 20:08.18 | odell | Welcome to the club, Xho. |
| 20:08.37 | TekDroid | Of course this doesn't necessarily hold in sci-fi environments since you still have that competition in the force of other species' empires. |
| 20:08.55 | DrodoEmpire | We'd practically be isolated and there'd be little competition around. This isn't mentioning that the governmentof the world wouldn't have any of the advantages the Chinese did in holding onto their power and maintaining legitimacy; That is cultural homogeneous-ness(?) and the "Mandate of Heaven", basically an exucse used by the Emperors to say "I can rule and you can't" |
| 20:09.15 | Ghel | TekDroid: So after we've conquered all of the aliens in this galaxy, our only hope is to move onto other galaxies? |
| 20:09.30 | DrodoEmpire | And people took the Mandate *really seriously*. |
| 20:09.55 | PandaMechanicus | well yeah, people tend to take religion in general very seriously |
| 20:09.59 | DrodoEmpire | No one ever said we had to go to war. There's other, better methods of competition |
| 20:10.02 | odell | Xho: This guy is on way to earn his 20th VAC-ban. http://steamcommunity.com/id/kl9kca |
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| 20:10.10 | PandaMechanicus | the aztecs actually competed for the right to have their hearts ripped out |
| 20:10.16 | Hachiman | Hai |
| 20:10.28 | Xho | odell: god what |
| 20:10.41 | Ghel | DrodoEmpire: "homogeneity" is a better word than "homogenous-ness", BTW. :D |
| 20:10.57 | DrodoEmpire | Ghel: Right, I was looking for the right word. XD |
| 20:10.59 | Hachiman | The Aztecs were a strange bunch |
| 20:11.10 | DrodoEmpire | Sure were. |
| 20:11.14 | PandaMechanicus | tbh their logic made sense given what they knew about the world |
| 20:11.22 | DrodoEmpire | Very advanced people though |
| 20:11.35 | PandaMechanicus | the world had to be made from something, so they were repaying taht cost with the most precious thing they had |
| 20:11.45 | Xho | Praise Chalchiuhtlicue |
| 20:11.56 | DrodoEmpire | Made massive cities that where remarked to be more impressive than any European city at the time |
| 20:12.01 | DrodoEmpire | And much cleaner |
| 20:12.30 | PandaMechanicus | they were cleaner because they had less actually happening in them |
| 20:12.37 | DrodoEmpire | Yeah true |
| 20:12.52 | DrodoEmpire | But they did have sanitation teams and whatnot sweep the city streets I believe |
| 20:12.58 | Xho | They had their way with names as well |
| 20:13.02 | Xho | I mean |
| 20:13.02 | Xho | Tlahuizcalpantecuhtli |
| 20:13.07 | PandaMechanicus | speaking of ancient things happening, the making of crucible steel is awesome |
| 20:13.08 | Ghel | So not because human blood is an extraordinarily effective cleaning product? |
| 20:13.17 | DrodoEmpire | Unfortunately, ni |
| 20:13.18 | Hachiman | Ghel It is? |
| 20:13.19 | DrodoEmpire | *no |
| 20:13.23 | PandaMechanicus | Ghel: That was their secret, they use human blood instead of bleach |
| 20:13.25 | TekDroid | People often forget natives such as the Aztecs actually did have cities. |
| 20:13.29 | DrodoEmpire | ^ |
| 20:13.54 | odell | So that's why they do always "scarfice for their gods". |
| 20:14.22 | Hachiman | odell Well no they sacrificed to the gods in order to keep the sun running or something like that |
| 20:14.53 | DrodoEmpire | I believe the Aztecs believed that doomsday was just around the corner, and they could only keep it at bay by paying tribute in human blood |
| 20:14.58 | PandaMechanicus | Hachiman odell: basically the idea was they believed their gods sacrificed their own blood to create the world, so they're repaying that sacrifice with their own blood |
| 20:15.22 | DrodoEmpire | Something like that I heard a lot of stories |
| 20:15.30 | Xho | Well they had a sacrifical calendar |
| 20:15.31 | odell | Good to know. Even if I tried to pop a joke about Aztecs using human scarifice to harvest the blood. |
| 20:15.40 | TekDroid | While many north American ones were more tribal you did have those structured civilizations, with crops like corn that let them keep high population density than the Europeans |
| 20:15.47 | Ghel | Unfortunately, it's not the sort of thing you'd want to be scientific about. "Let's try not killing anybody today, and see if the world ends tomorrow". |
| 20:15.48 | Xho | They sacrificed people to different gods every month |
| 20:16.13 | Hachiman | I remember the whole "2012 Aztec Doomsday" thing; it is more accurately supposed to be an Aztec equivalent to a new year than an end of the world scenario |
| 20:16.14 | Ghel | TekDroid: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mississippian_culture for example. |
| 20:16.24 | Xho | And that was actually Mayan |
| 20:16.28 | PandaMechanicus | Hachiman: That was the Mayans, and yeah they have a cyclical calendar |
| 20:16.29 | DrodoEmpire | ^ |
| 20:16.59 | PandaMechanicus | basically their calendar is a bunch of circles within circles, and the 2012 thing was basically the revolution of the biggest circle |
| 20:17.03 | Hachiman | If I was not a more educated fellow I would have said "same thing" |
| 20:17.10 | Hachiman | Luckily I am a more educated fellow |
| 20:17.23 | odell | hur |
| 20:17.31 | PandaMechanicus | because of course people are too stupid to realise that anything recorded on a giant circle is likely to be cyclical in nature |
| 20:17.46 | Hachiman | hur |
| 20:17.52 | Xho | The Mayans had a length of time to denote roughly 63 million years |
| 20:18.47 | TekDroid | You can hardly blame them for their largest normal calendar interval running only a millennium into the future. :P |
| 20:19.30 | DarcySupremest | Okay now that was my best spy run |
| 20:19.34 | DarcySupremest | didn't die once |
| 20:19.49 | DarcySupremest | that was operator as hell, or that team was awful |
| 20:20.03 | *** join/#sporewiki Monet (05975311@gateway/web/freenode/ip.5.151.83.17) |
| 20:20.06 | TekDroid | Hello |
| 20:20.07 | Hachiman | Hai |
| 20:20.08 | Monet | Hello |
| 20:20.09 | odell | The engraver grew tired of engraving the calender... *years later* -> people panics about the "2012 Doomsday" |
| 20:20.12 | odell | Hello. |
| 20:20.18 | DrodoEmpire | I wonder how a Sporewiki mod for Mount & Blade Warband would work. :P |
| 20:20.31 | TekDroid | lol |
| 20:20.35 | DarcySupremest | just about as well as the rest of mount and blade |
| 20:20.41 | DarcySupremest | *dohohohoho* |
| 20:20.43 | DrodoEmpire | It'd need a lot of models, animations, etc. added to it but meh |
| 20:20.44 | DarcySupremest | But real talkj |
| 20:20.48 | DarcySupremest | Mount and Blade is awesome |
| 20:20.52 | DrodoEmpire | ^^^^^^ |
| 20:20.58 | Monet | THere's also the fact that many aliens are huge. |
| 20:20.59 | Hachiman | Never played it unfortunately |
| 20:21.00 | Xho | I'm not sure what civilisation is more interesting though |
| 20:21.05 | Xho | The Mayans or the Aztecs |
| 20:21.09 | DarcySupremest | Napolionic Wars was like a part of my life for a breif period |
| 20:21.24 | Hachiman | Xho The Egyptians |
| 20:21.26 | Monet | Loron and Draconis could be a terror even without horses. |
| 20:21.27 | DarcySupremest | Theres nothing more hilarious the a server of 100 people having good ol' musket line battles |
| 20:21.32 | PandaMechanicus | Aztecs personally, they were just like "yeah I'mma build a city in the middle of this lake" |
| 20:21.35 | odell | Too bad that I'm on a computer those specifiations are equal to a level worse than the consoles. |
| 20:21.42 | DrodoEmpire | Hachi: Its a really good game. Basically a game set in a fictional world with tech in about the 1100's area. |
| 20:21.51 | DrodoEmpire | Lots of swordfighting and horseback battles and stuff |
| 20:21.56 | DrodoEmpire | Tons of mods too |
| 20:21.57 | Hachiman | Ooh sweet |
| 20:22.05 | TekDroid | Or Napoleonic wars for that DLC. :P |
| 20:22.07 | odell | I personally find the Nordics interesting. |
| 20:22.13 | DrodoEmpire | Its pretty cheap too I think and can run on a potato |
| 20:22.22 | odell | *totally not egocentric* |
| 20:22.27 | DrodoEmpire | hur |
| 20:22.31 | TekDroid | Also viking age for that other DLC. |
| 20:22.32 | Monet | It's pretty immersive so long as you look past the graphics. |
| 20:22.37 | TekDroid | ^ |
| 20:22.40 | Hachiman | I dunno who the modrn British stem from |
| 20:22.42 | Hachiman | Romans I think |
| 20:23.00 | Monet | Hachiman: There's no one lineage |
| 20:23.03 | Hachiman | Cannot remember for the life of me because I'm *that* interested in European history |
| 20:23.05 | PandaMechanicus | modern brits basically stem from everyone who ever went to britain ever |
| 20:23.18 | Ghel | Mainly Celts and various Germanic tribes. |
| 20:23.19 | Xho | https://scontent-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/1623636_2387745827947321_8241681310958239851_n.jpg?oh=3e37d34aa746ae4f3fe2d46b3540286b&oe=554A919E The father's face |
| 20:23.20 | DrodoEmpire | The graphics aren't *terrible* honestly. They can be pretty okay on higher settings or mods that use good models |
| 20:23.33 | Monet | Romans, Anglo-Saxons, Normans, Danes, Norewigans. |
| 20:23.37 | DrodoEmpire | Xho: ololol |
| 20:24.09 | Monet | It's ironic that every "pureblood" Brit technically has a bit of Frenchamn in him |
| 20:24.16 | TekDroid | English is basically a composite of everyone who's conquered you over the years. :P |
| 20:24.22 | DrodoEmpire | ^ |
| 20:24.54 | PandaMechanicus | meanwhile Australia has only ever been successfully invaded once |
| 20:24.54 | Monet | TekDroid: And those wh otried but gave up and settled peacefully |
| 20:25.03 | TekDroid | That too. |
| 20:25.19 | odell | The M&B or the M&B:W? |
| 20:25.21 | Hachiman | PandaMechanicus Wasn't it invaded by Brits against the Aborigines? |
| 20:25.33 | DrodoEmpire | M&B:W |
| 20:25.36 | DrodoEmpire | Warband |
| 20:25.37 | PandaMechanicus | that is the one successful invasion I was speaking of |
| 20:25.40 | Hachiman | hur |
| 20:25.50 | Hachiman | I was gonna say |
| 20:25.55 | PandaMechanicus | the japanese tried and discovered that this is not a nice place |
| 20:25.58 | Hachiman | That was the only Australian invasion I can recall |
| 20:26.18 | Hachiman | "YEH FUCK OFF YA CUNT" |
| 20:27.03 | PandaMechanicus | we actually drew a line 30% of the way south of the shore, basically committing to a scorched earth policy if we ever actually got invaded proper |
| 20:27.29 | PandaMechanicus | exact opposite of a russian winter, equally as effective |
| 20:27.43 | Hachiman | Why implement a scorched earth policy when you can just let the forest fires do it for you |
| 20:28.00 | TekDroid | lol |
| 20:28.03 | odell | Too bad that store page says that Warband has no controller support. |
| 20:28.04 | DrodoEmpire | hur |
| 20:28.06 | PandaMechanicus | that's actually what we do most of the time tbh |
| 20:28.23 | PandaMechanicus | controlled forest fires to stop uncontrolled ones to happen |
| 20:29.26 | Hachiman | Hm curious |
| 20:29.37 | Hachiman | Also I procrastinated with my homework again |
| 20:29.42 | Hachiman | Fucking goddamn piss shit fuck |
| 20:29.54 | Xho | ur fault |
| 20:30.13 | Hachiman | i kno its muh fault dats y i h8 myself u dumba |
| 20:30.29 | OluapWorker | Follow the two step plan |
| 20:31.08 | Hachiman | Two step plan? |
| 20:31.26 | OluapWorker | Step one: get shrekd Step two: there`s no step two |
| 20:31.31 | Hachiman | olol |
| 20:31.39 | Hachiman | https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10647119_392371304256904_1298644814662494624_n.jpg?oh=13cad6f33a1614c2e6d2c81c9fe2aeee&oe=5584C43F&__gda__=1434511189_ec687a23b024251286a79189a3ed932c |
| 20:31.41 | Xho | den it only one step |
| 20:32.00 | OluapWorker | its clearly two |
| 20:32.01 | OluapWorker | ya eejit |
| 20:32.04 | OluapWorker | go code up sauce |
| 20:32.06 | Xho | eeeeh |
| 20:32.13 | Xho | I already did a section today |
| 20:32.15 | Hachiman | https://scontent-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10998890_954190027924388_3075731411420967788_n.jpg?oh=51728cdc42c191e485751795f11318a4&oe=55878E4F >me |
| 20:32.21 | OluapWorker | That`s not entire thing ever |
| 20:32.30 | Xho | r u mad blud |
| 20:32.41 | OluapWorker | do u even wiki |
| 20:32.45 | Xho | I'm doing one section per day atm |
| 20:33.05 | Hachiman | We should get Sauce moving |
| 20:33.13 | Hachiman | We've not done a section in a while |
| 20:33.14 | Xho | It's finished u dum shit |
| 20:33.42 | Hachiman | well den make sauce 2: electric boogaloo |
| 20:33.50 | Xho | Longinus - pls no |
| 20:35.18 | Hachiman | Speaking of disappointing multiple people at once |
| 20:35.24 | Hachiman | I gotta go have dinner with the family |
| 20:35.27 | Hachiman | bbs |
| 20:36.16 | odell | DrodoEmpire: Found this in the artwork section. http://i.imgur.com/8PjNaZp.jpg |
| 20:36.36 | DrodoEmpire | ololol |
| 20:37.14 | Imperios | Holy shit I just finished that damned Indo-European essay |
| 20:37.44 | Imperios | Apparently there's a group trying to revive PIE and turn it into an EU language |
| 20:38.18 | Hachiman | God fucking damnit |
| 20:38.34 | Hachiman | They just sat around drinking and nodody went out to order the food |
| 20:39.49 | Imperios | S?w?j, prijot?a! |
| 20:39.51 | OluapWorker | Whenever someone mentions PIE, I just imagine Ordnung throwing pies at each other`s faces |
| 20:39.59 | Imperios | hur |
| 20:40.00 | Hachiman | hur |
| 20:40.25 | Imperios | Your ancestors spoke pie hur |
| 20:40.36 | Imperios | Mine spoke... PA I think |
| 20:40.45 | Hachiman | Brasilians spoke PIE? |
| 20:40.54 | OluapWorker | I don`t know my ancestors |
| 20:40.59 | Ghel | Imperios: Proto-Altaic? |
| 20:41.04 | Imperios | Well Oluap is mostly European in origin AFAIK |
| 20:41.08 | odell | "3.14" |
| 20:41.21 | OluapWorker | How can you know something like that |
| 20:41.26 | Imperios | You said it once |
| 20:41.40 | OluapWorker | I must have lied then |
| 20:41.42 | odell | Portugese |
| 20:41.47 | OluapWorker | I just said I don`t know my ancestors |
| 20:41.59 | Imperios | As for Amerindians their linguistic history is much more complicated, they have lots of diverse languages each of which is actually different |
| 20:42.25 | Imperios | Well considering the main ethnic groups in Brazil |
| 20:42.32 | odell | DrodoEmpire: You can find more fun here. http://steamcommunity.com/app/48700/images/?p=1&browsefilter=toprated |
| 20:42.35 | Imperios | You are either PIE or PB |
| 20:42.39 | Imperios | Your pick hur |
| 20:42.53 | Imperios | Pies are best |
| 20:42.54 | OluapWorker | Neither because fuk ur dum ethnicity talk |
| 20:42.59 | Imperios | heh |
| 20:43.13 | Hachiman | I am pretty firm on the idea that there is recessive Indian blood somewhere in my genes considering I am darker than the rest of my white British family |
| 20:43.24 | Imperios | That's still PIE because I in PIe |
| 20:43.25 | DrodoEmpire | odell: Basically yeah. XD |
| 20:43.31 | Imperios | You are PIE, you cannot escape your piety |
| 20:43.56 | OluapWorker | cake > pie |
| 20:43.57 | Imperios | I am PAstry |
| 20:43.58 | OluapWorker | get cake`d |
| 20:44.05 | Monet | Imperios: Heh |
| 20:44.37 | Ghel | Now you've got me thinking about baking cake pies. |
| 20:44.51 | Ghel | I was going to make flapjack pies tomorrow, but this is a whole new inspiration for me. |
| 20:45.01 | Monet | Cake pie. Instant diabetes. |
| 20:45.11 | OluapWorker | How horrid |
| 20:45.30 | odell | Ghel: How about pi. |
| 20:45.55 | Xho | "S?w?j, prijot?a!" oh my |
| 20:46.04 | Ghel | odell: pi is not pie. You need to multiply pi by Euler's constant to get pie. |
| 20:46.25 | TekDroid | I don't even know what this PIE and PA is... >.> |
| 20:46.32 | TekDroid | Ghel: lol |
| 20:46.33 | Xho | But that would be Ïe |
| 20:46.38 | OluapWorker | Dead languages from a gorillon years ago |
| 20:46.44 | odell | hah |
| 20:46.48 | Xho | TekDroid: PIE and PA are proto-languages |
| 20:47.04 | Ghel | The "P" stands for "Proto"; the other letters stand for a particular language group. |
| 20:47.05 | Xho | PIE is what most languages in the world stem from |
| 20:47.12 | Xho | Proto-Indo-European |
| 20:47.14 | TekDroid | I'm guessing PIE means proto-indo-european, for instance? |
| 20:47.33 | Ghel | But "PA" is a bit vague. It could, depending on context be Proto-Altaic, Proto-Austric, Proto-Austronesian... |
| 20:47.39 | TekDroid | Right. |
| 20:47.49 | odell | Monet: How about cookie cake pie. Instant death by diabetes. |
| 20:47.53 | TekDroid | O.O |
| 20:47.56 | OluapWorker | Pretty Air |
| 20:47.59 | Xho | http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4f/IndoEuropeanTree.svg Well that's most languages that have derived from Proto-Indo-European |
| 20:48.20 | Ghel | odell: Stop giving me ideas. I was already planning to put butter icing on my chocolate flapjack pies. |
| 20:49.03 | TekDroid | Funny how many dead languages and branches are on there |
| 20:49.04 | odell | Cookie cake pie loaf with cookie dough icing filled with chocolate bits |
| 20:49.39 | OluapWorker | You just deprived the entire planet of all sugar in one meal |
| 20:49.41 | Xho | But yeah most of Proto-languages are convoluted reconstructions |
| 20:49.56 | Xho | I'm calling that a DDD |
| 20:50.04 | Xho | Diabeetus Doomsday Device |
| 20:50.41 | Ghel | I still don't use why you're not putting flapjack in there. I mean, it's made using syrup. |
| 20:51.04 | Monet | Aren't some of these brances also connected to other major branches i nsome fashion? |
| 20:51.47 | Xho | I'd imagine in some eventuality |
| 20:51.51 | Monet | Germanic may not have stemmed from Italic but it does contain plenty of loan words iirc. |
| 20:52.30 | TekDroid | That's the problem with having distinct and separate branches. |
| 20:53.34 | TekDroid | History has taught me culture and language is less of a branching tree and more of an incestuous web. :P |
| 20:53.51 | Xho | Yeah pretty much |
| 20:53.52 | Ghel | All categorisation is simply a means of organising things into something humanly comprehensible. If you try to take into account every little detail you'll end up with an utter mess and end up defeating the entire point of classifying them in the first place. |
| 20:54.10 | Monet | TekDroid: Blame the cocnept of Empire lol |
| 20:54.11 | Xho | PIE's phonology gets me sometimes |
| 20:54.18 | odell | Cookie dough chocolate cake cream blueberry pie fried load with vanilla ice cream filling latched with extra-lactose milk covering coated in chocolate pudding topped with yorkshire pudding and cherries with powder sugar and red Jello. Severed together with american fried cheese curde cake with melted british cheese sided by an piece of apple pie coated in white chocolate. |
| 20:54.20 | Xho | As well as they way it's spelt during reconstructions |
| 20:54.28 | Xho | "*penkÊ·Äḱomt-" = Fifty |
| 20:54.36 | odell | And a drink of your choice. |
| 20:54.38 | Xho | Or "*penkʷedḱomt" |
| 20:54.45 | Monet | odell: That's a WMD right there. |
| 20:54.51 | Xho | I have absolutely no clue how to pronounce that whatsoever |
| 20:54.51 | Monet | Weapon of Mass Diabetes |
| 20:54.55 | TekDroid | lol |
| 20:55.05 | Ghel | odell: I don't like cherries. |
| 20:55.19 | odell | I can replace it with pineapple rings |
| 20:55.24 | Monet | It's either that or an instrument of MAD: Mutually-Assured Diabetes |
| 20:55.33 | Ghel | I think I'd rather avoid fruit in such a dessert. |
| 20:55.46 | Ghel | And cheese and yorkshire pudding, for that matter. |
| 20:55.50 | Ghel | Seriously, put some flapjack in. |
| 20:56.10 | Ghel | Maybe some strawberry jam if you want to feel healthy. |
| 20:56.10 | OluapWorker | You`ll never have your flapjack |
| 20:56.11 | odell | Monet: Sold under this brand. http://www.watchcartoononline.com/thumbs/MAD-Season-2-Episode-11-Kung-Fu-Blander--Destroy-Bob-the-Builder-Destroy.jpg |
| 20:56.26 | Monet | ALso Odell sorry for sounding pedantic but...when you say "british cheese" which one do you mean? |
| 20:56.31 | Hachiman | You're making me hungry |
| 20:56.33 | Hachiman | stahp pls |
| 20:56.33 | Ghel | But I find that doesn't go well with chocolate. As if yorkshire pudding would. |
| 20:57.00 | OluapWorker | Hachiman: diks |
| 20:57.09 | Monet | The British Isles are the birthplace of at least six different varieties of cheese |
| 20:57.25 | Ghel | By "six" you mean "six hundred", right? |
| 20:57.28 | Xho | At least we invented cheddar |
| 20:57.32 | Ghel | And I think he means all of them. |
| 20:57.35 | odell | Monet: There is a popular rumor, or tradition, where you people would top all of your desserts with cheese before baking them in the owen. |
| 20:58.06 | odell | I mean. EVERYTHING. |
| 20:58.19 | Monet | odell: Biscuits are the standard recepticle of a cheese topping. |
| 20:58.32 | Ghel | I don't think I've ever heard of putting cheese on top of everything. |
| 20:58.37 | Monet | Other than that, it might be an exaggeration |
| 20:59.05 | TekDroid | MORE CHEESE |
| 20:59.31 | Monet | Ghelae: I have no idea how many cheese varieties there are brom Britain but I trust you with "six hundred" |
| 20:59.35 | Hachiman | https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/11001871_1601419260095726_5410632996209678236_n.jpg?oh=8d15a3bbdf52834ce439890e44db9346&oe=5580C026&__gda__=1431321625_c1bfad41b0bf56766e13f25c6fdf2cac |
| 20:59.53 | OluapWorker | hoh |
| 20:59.59 | Ghel | http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_British_cheeses - I haven't even checked, but I trust that this will be a page. |
| 21:00.18 | Xho | I like cheese |
| 21:00.18 | Monet | Not Six Hundred. |
| 21:00.28 | Monet | But "a lot" is a good estimation |
| 21:00.57 | Ghel | It says right there in the introduction. Over 700. |
| 21:01.14 | Ghel | Although maybe that's the British Cheese Board overhyping things. |
| 21:01.24 | *** join/#sporewiki TekDroid (~TekDroid@24.114.80.83) |
| 21:02.03 | odell | Monet Ghel: http://satwcomic.com/art/family-time.png |
| 21:02.12 | odell | I was about to misspell Ghel as Chel. |
| 21:02.18 | Monet | I always thought "cheese invention" was a common British country passtime. |
| 21:02.20 | TekDroid | GODDAMNIT. I even took a long route through two buildings to try and evade that DC. |
| 21:02.28 | odell | I-I.. think Chel is a cuter name. |
| 21:02.46 | Chel | Apparently it's registered. |
| 21:03.08 | TekDroid | Wasn't Chel the name of that character in Portal on something? |
| 21:03.14 | odell | Chell |
| 21:03.19 | odell | With two l. |
| 21:03.23 | Ghel | But the only food items I can think of that are put in a British oven with cheese on top are pizza, lasagna, and cheese straws. |
| 21:03.33 | Ghel | None of those are desserts, and at least two aren't British. |
| 21:03.53 | odell | Appearently, I'm the only active one who has smallcase name. |
| 21:03.56 | Monet | odell: It is considered an unofficial crime in England to eat crackers that aren't topped with some form of cheese |
| 21:04.03 | Ghel | That doesn't mean people don't do it, of course. But I wouldn't mix cheese and sugary stuff. |
| 21:04.10 | odell | Monet: UNTHINKABLE. |
| 21:04.56 | odell | "I on the other hand, leaned while living in England that the English looove putting grated cheese on everything. Everything!" |
| 21:05.12 | Ghel | Oh, I had grated cheese on my pasta for dinner tonight. |
| 21:05.28 | Ghel | But I usually slice it for my sandwiches. |
| 21:05.42 | Ghel | And if I'm putting it on chicken. |
| 21:05.43 | Monet | The only time biscuits and crackers are allowed to be bare is if they're to be dunked in tea or drinking chocolate. |
| 21:05.56 | odell | The only kind of grated cheese we love is melted cheese. |
| 21:06.10 | odell | See Tacos and Nachos. |
| 21:06.12 | TekDroid | It angers me that our cafeteria almost never has cheese for anything. |
| 21:07.34 | Ghel | You should show up with a giant vat of molten cheese and pour it on top of the cafe to teach them a lesson. |
| 21:08.19 | *** join/#sporewiki Wormy_ (520d1dc5@gateway/web/freenode/ip.82.13.29.197) |
| 21:08.48 | Wormy_ | I keep getting the names of Pacific islands in my Captcha |
| 21:08.50 | Wormy_ | Hi |
| 21:08.52 | Ghel | Hello. |
| 21:09.07 | Ghel | We're discussing cheese and its presence in British cuisine. |
| 21:09.36 | odell | Mainly the british secret of grated cheese. |
| 21:09.38 | Wormy_ | Like cheesey chips? |
| 21:09.43 | Ghel | I'm not putting cheese on top of my flapjack pies. Especially not with the chocolate base. |
| 21:10.08 | Monet | WOrmy_: We're contemplating how true this comic is http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_British_cheeses |
| 21:10.12 | Hachiman | Hm cheese and chocolate |
| 21:10.15 | Hachiman | I wonder how that tastes |
| 21:10.15 | Monet | wait wrong link lol |
| 21:10.32 | Monet | Wormy__: This one http://satwcomic.com/art/family-time.png |
| 21:11.22 | Ghel | Hachiman: Feel free to try some and let us know. |
| 21:11.53 | Ghel | Maybe you could try melting them together and letting it cool down into a homogeneous cheese-chocolate hybrid. |
| 21:11.55 | *** join/#sporewiki Tek0516 (~TekDroid@ru3.housing.carleton.ca) |
| 21:11.56 | Monet | Although reading up it's apparently hard to find any kind of cheese other than American in US chain supermarkets. |
| 21:11.57 | Ghel | Like cheecolate. |
| 21:11.59 | Wormy_ | I always put more cheese on frozen pizzas |
| 21:12.10 | Ghel | That's what I'd call it if I ever made it. |
| 21:12.33 | Ghel | Or perhaps chocolese. |
| 21:13.02 | Wormy_ | I've had chocolate soft cheese |
| 21:14.18 | Monet | Not being able to find anything other than that plastic-wrapped yellow rubber in the local Wal-Mart is a distressing thought |
| 21:15.10 | Tek0516 | AFAIK the main cheeses in North America as cheddar, mozzarella, and I suppose it's called American (that plastic wrapped stuff) |
| 21:15.18 | Xho | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxRdhfXYi84 Hit the nail on the head |
| 21:15.21 | Ghel | Apparently American chocolate is different from proper chocolate as well. I've never tried it though. |
| 21:15.24 | odell | Hachiman: Warning, contains woman: http://imgur.com/gallery/vi928S8 |
| 21:15.32 | Monet | Ghel: I heard abotu that |
| 21:15.45 | Tek0516 | I think American chocolate is higher in sugar or something. |
| 21:16.21 | Xho | odell: I thought she was spurting blood out of everywhere there |
| 21:16.34 | Hachiman | I thought she was blood-drenched for a moment |
| 21:16.35 | odell | Find out the website came back online again. I couldn't help but to play another game. http://i.imgur.com/NVYDAE2.png |
| 21:16.39 | odell | Same here. |
| 21:16.39 | Xho | Turns out it's just Shakira's odd dress choices |
| 21:16.47 | Monet | I think the differences are 1) they're only allowed 15% cocoa content, and I thikn it's one of those things they fill with corn syrup. |
| 21:16.56 | Hachiman | >tfw shakira actually wears clothes |
| 21:17.26 | Ghel | odell: I certainly would be caught off guard by dino trying to kill me. |
| 21:17.32 | Tek0516 | odell: HG me has a severe hatred for zmr. XD |
| 21:17.50 | Tek0516 | I've killed him 2 or 3 times now. |
| 21:18.11 | Ghel | I think the other two were fairly plausible as well. Strangled by Xho and hatcheted by Random are ways I could imagine dying. |
| 21:18.37 | Xho | I got killed on day 1 |
| 21:18.38 | Xho | sad times |
| 21:18.47 | Tek0516 | I got Speared in the abdomen by Cyrannian. |
| 21:18.53 | Hachiman | Killed by Vincent and Ghelae no less |
| 21:18.55 | Tek0516 | Damn dinos. |
| 21:19.15 | odell | I get backstabbed by my best friend. |
| 21:19.21 | Ghel | Hachiman: You say that like it's unrealistic. :P |
| 21:19.39 | Tek0516 | I've has ose throw a knife at me, Vincent20100 blow me up with a bomb, speared by Cyrannian... |
| 21:19.39 | Hachiman | Ouch |
| 21:19.41 | odell | It makes sense because Ghel can be dangerous person if treated wrong. |
| 21:19.46 | Xho | Well Ghel just takes over our heads and erases our cognitive functions |
| 21:19.47 | Monet | I killed Techno, GD12 and got killed by Morgoth. |
| 21:20.26 | Tek0516 | I've killed at least Techno, Zmr and Oluap. |
| 21:20.31 | odell | I've only once killed Techno. |
| 21:20.53 | odell | Poor Techno, the only woman in the game. |
| 21:21.23 | odell | Hm, you can make custom events... |
| 21:21.25 | Vincent20100 | Who da hell killed me?!?! |
| 21:21.27 | odell | Which tells me... |
| 21:21.27 | Monet | At least GD12 died ot a cool weapon |
| 21:21.44 | Vincent20100 | Dammit, GD DIno and Imper... |
| 21:21.56 | Monet | Vincent: U got gangbanged. |
| 21:22.08 | odell | I can insert "Player1 assulted and raped Player2 until he/she dies" |
| 21:22.29 | Vincent20100 | ... |
| 21:22.34 | Vincent20100 | What da hell is that game? |
| 21:22.45 | Ghel | If you do that, then I hope you're the first victim. |
| 21:23.03 | Monet | Vincent20100: Looks like something based off the HUnger Games |
| 21:23.06 | odell | hur |
| 21:23.20 | Vincent20100 | Dammit. |
| 21:23.45 | Vincent20100 | At least I killed 3 people ^^ |
| 21:23.50 | Vincent20100 | And it took 3 to kill me |
| 21:24.36 | Monet | TekDroid: This may clear up the difference between UK and American chocolate http://www.quora.com/Why-do-British-and-American-chocolate-taste-different |
| 21:26.06 | odell | I can also make this custom event |
| 21:26.07 | odell | (Player1) gains temporary administrator privileges and bans (Player2) from Sporewiki |
| 21:26.54 | Technobliterator | is pinged |
| 21:27.02 | Technobliterator | ? |
| 21:27.29 | Ghel | Jo: odell is doing Hunger Games simulations and you keep on dying early on. |
| 21:27.36 | Monet | The general summary of why AMerican chocolate doesn't taste as sweet...it's made more cheaply apparently. |
| 21:27.37 | odell | This is how the "districts" look like for you people. http://i.imgur.com/6LPnlJw.png |
| 21:27.38 | Technobliterator | oh |
| 21:27.41 | Technobliterator | why do I keep dying |
| 21:27.44 | Technobliterator | ;_; |
| 21:28.07 | Vincent20100 | Mmm... |
| 21:28.17 | Ghel | The first time, Tek injures you and leaves you for dead on Day 2. |
| 21:28.17 | Vincent20100 | Gotta change my picture |
| 21:28.20 | odell | Because you are woman. |
| 21:28.25 | Monet | Techno: Because you're not Catniss lol |
| 21:28.35 | Ghel | The second time Vincent stabs you while your back's turned on Day 1. |
| 21:28.53 | Ghel | And the third time, also on Day 2, Monet pushes you off a cliff during a knife fight. |
| 21:29.18 | odell | And there was a time where I backstabs you too. |
| 21:29.23 | odell | backstab* |
| 21:29.58 | DarcySupremest | Are we still in the hunger games |
| 21:30.00 | DarcySupremest | gosh darn |
| 21:30.05 | odell | Yeah. |
| 21:30.14 | odell | Only three games so far though. |
| 21:30.15 | DarcySupremest | And Monet: I tasted a Hershy's bar once |
| 21:30.22 | odell | Because the site went down for a while. |
| 21:30.24 | DarcySupremest | Never again.... |
| 21:31.17 | Monet | DarcySupremacist: Then you can empasthise with all Brits regarding how Cadbury's is now owned by an American company |
| 21:31.34 | Monet | Many of us felt collectively violated by the purchase. |
| 21:31.48 | odell | Now it's the second time Hachiman commits suicide. |
| 21:31.59 | DarcySupremest | wut |
| 21:32.06 | DarcySupremest | Cadbury is american now? |
| 21:32.28 | DarcySupremest | What the fuck is this, I thought Hitler was dead |
| 21:32.37 | Monet | http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cadbury#Acquisition_by_Kraft_Foods |
| 21:33.01 | DarcySupremest | But...I like chocolate... |
| 21:33.06 | DarcySupremest | I don't want to have to stop liking |
| 21:33.40 | Monet | Kraft took over the company buy the most insidious method kown to man. |
| 21:33.41 | Ghel | I think if they changed it to an American recipe, they'd rapidly lose all of their British business, so they won't do that any time soon. |
| 21:33.49 | Monet | Acquiring the majority share. |
| 21:34.04 | DarcySupremest | They'll loose all the goddamn buisness besides the Yankees |
| 21:34.11 | DarcySupremest | Like I said |
| 21:34.29 | DarcySupremest | theres this lolly shop in town that sells candy from all over the world |
| 21:34.35 | DarcySupremest | like you can get poki in there and whatever |
| 21:34.44 | DarcySupremest | And I tried like a Hersheys bar |
| 21:34.51 | DarcySupremest | And it was the most disgusting thing ever |
| 21:34.57 | DarcySupremest | My stomach was upset for like the whole day |
| 21:35.18 | DarcySupremest | It tasted like Sour milk and salt |
| 21:35.26 | Monet | I once tried a Galaxy bar in New York that tasted like caramel-coated gravel. |
| 21:35.37 | Ghel | It sounds like the sort of chocolate that might actually be improved by melting it with cheddar. |
| 21:36.30 | odell | Holy shit Techno, first time you've killed someone. |
| 21:36.38 | Technobliterator | :o |
| 21:36.39 | DarcySupremest | I mean I suppose Nestle isn't that bad |
| 21:36.58 | DarcySupremest | I mean besides their CEO being a captain planet villian |
| 21:37.19 | DarcySupremest | But like M&MS and Pods are pretty dandy |
| 21:37.23 | Monet | I prefer Lindt these days anyway. |
| 21:37.29 | Vincent20100 | odell: Here I updated my avatar |
| 21:37.40 | DarcySupremest | Yeah but I don't have enough human souls to buy Lindt with |
| 21:37.41 | odell | In this game, Dinoman82 has killed 5 people. |
| 21:37.51 | odell | That... was unexpected. |
| 21:38.12 | Ghel | That's certainly a drastic change from the first game, where all he did was accidentally poison himself by eating berries. |
| 21:38.38 | Ghel | And in the second game, he just got blown up. |
| 21:38.40 | odell | Yep. |
| 21:38.58 | Vincent20100 | I wanna play!! |
| 21:38.59 | odell | He blew up 4 people and killed someone while the other person ran away in terror. |
| 21:39.00 | DarcySupremest | On a second note |
| 21:39.13 | DarcySupremest | Poki is the most underwealming candy ever |
| 21:39.20 | DarcySupremest | how the hell do the Japanese eat so much of it |
| 21:39.22 | Vincent20100 | odell: How do one play? o.O |
| 21:39.28 | Monet | Dino the Pyro. |
| 21:39.43 | odell | http://brantsteele.com/hungergames/index.php |
| 21:41.28 | Monet | I read somewhere that the US FDA has a different understanding of what can be classed as chocolate |
| 21:41.51 | Monet | There's very little cocoa content in American chocolate brands. |
| 21:42.15 | DarcySupremest | Whats that thing that calls itself a cake instead of a biscuit or whatever |
| 21:42.24 | DarcySupremest | to get a larger tax break? |
| 21:42.59 | Monet | The Jaffa cake? |
| 21:43.43 | DarcySupremest | That sounds like it |
| 21:43.57 | DarcySupremest | How are those, we don't have them here |
| 21:44.00 | DarcySupremest | We have Jaffas |
| 21:44.03 | DarcySupremest | and those are alright |
| 21:44.32 | DarcySupremest | but I've heard people call Jaffa cakes pure sex |
| 21:44.50 | Monet | If Jaffas look like this http://blogs.warwick.ac.uk/images/hollycruise/2006/01/14/jaffa.jpg?maxWidth=500 you already have your answer. |
| 21:44.51 | DarcySupremest | But I've also head people say they suck |
| 21:45.11 | DarcySupremest | Wow, no our Jaffas are like... |
| 21:45.35 | DarcySupremest | http://dynamicon.com.au/pictures/orig/NT103431.jpg |
| 21:45.38 | Monet | They're essentially a chocolate-topped biscuit with a disk of orange gelatin sandwiched between |
| 21:46.39 | DarcySupremest | They sound like Royals, which are the single best biscuit ever made bar none |
| 21:47.06 | DarcySupremest | Its like a soft cookie with caramal sauce sandwich and chocolate coat |
| 21:47.08 | Tek0516 | Whenever this one guy walks in while I'm watching a TV show it's always some scene that looks inappropriate out of context. XD |
| 21:49.16 | DarcySupremest | Its so sad to see other countrys don't have Arnotts biscuits, |
| 21:49.29 | DarcySupremest | Like everybody remembers us for Vegemite |
| 21:49.35 | DarcySupremest | and not for Tim Tams |
| 21:49.43 | DarcySupremest | That my friends proves there is no god |
| 21:50.04 | DarcySupremest | Or Shapes for that matter |
| 21:50.30 | odell | This game has been a real slow game. http://i.imgur.com/Vf9encK.png |
| 21:51.31 | Tek0516 | DrodoAway: They posted the patch notes for El Dorado this morning. |
| 21:51.58 | odell | Appearently it was a bad move for Imperios to kill Xho. |
| 21:53.55 | Ghel | DarcySupremest: I've tried Tim Tams because there was an Australian exchange student I knew in the Autumn semester of my first year at uni... but I can't remember what they were like at all. |
| 21:54.21 | Tek0516 | I did a double suicide with Zmr. O.o |
| 21:54.56 | DarcySupremest | They're like.... |
| 21:55.10 | Ghel | odell: I don't see dino killing five people. |
| 21:55.26 | DarcySupremest | Two flavoured buiscuits |
| 21:55.44 | odell | Ghel: I skipped taking a screenshot of the former game. |
| 21:55.46 | DarcySupremest | with a soft like chocolate naugat filling coated in milk chocolate |
| 21:56.59 | Ghel | I see. But I've even looked them up on Wikipedia and I still don't remember them. :P |
| 22:00.42 | Ghel | I'm going to go now. Bye! |
| 22:00.48 | odell | Ghel |
| 22:00.49 | odell | Wait |
| 22:00.53 | Ghel | waits |
| 22:00.57 | odell | Your wish is... granted: http://i.imgur.com/d6QCIYm.png |
| 22:01.26 | Ghel | See. I told you not to put that in there. |
| 22:01.38 | Ghel | When I make warnings, I mean them. |
| 22:01.57 | Wormy_ | wHAT GAME IS thisa? |
| 22:01.58 | odell | btw, you won the game by being the last person alive. |
| 22:02.03 | Xho | dear god |
| 22:02.05 | Ghel | YAY! |
| 22:02.06 | Wormy_ | Not drunk this time |
| 22:02.09 | Ghel | :P |
| 22:02.41 | odell | And silly Xho, you climbed up a tree and fell off again. |
| 22:03.21 | Wormy_ | wor |
| 22:03.30 | Wormy_ | How did I commit suicide if I was not there |
| 22:03.35 | Xho | I was never a good tree climber |
| 22:03.38 | Wormy_ | Who is this Wormy |
| 22:03.47 | Wormy_ | Am I even this Wormy |
| 22:04.03 | odell | Wormy_: Yes you are. |
| 22:04.10 | odell | And btw. The game is this, http://brantsteele.com/hungergames/ |
| 22:04.33 | odell | I'm using a personal setup. |
| 22:04.45 | *** join/#sporewiki The_Randomness (~chatzilla@2601:2:4281:12f0:6192:bbb:975f:2c20) |
| 22:04.53 | The_Randomness | Hello everyone |
| 22:05.01 | odell | Oh hello. |
| 22:05.14 | Wormy_ | Why do I keep running away |
| 22:05.23 | DarcySupremest | Wow, is rape really in that charming little flashgame |
| 22:05.28 | DarcySupremest | thats edgy |
| 22:06.51 | odell | No. I inserted it in by myself. |
| 22:06.54 | Wormy_ | I'll have you all out of the arena by the ears |
| 22:07.01 | odell | And it's not a flash game, it's a php. |
| 22:07.11 | Ghel | Hello. |
| 22:07.20 | Wormy_ | May Flash burn |
| 22:08.14 | DarcySupremest | Same Difference |
| 22:09.37 | Ghel | For context: [21:22] <odell> I can insert "Player1 assulted and raped Player2 until he/she dies" |
| 22:09.49 | Ghel | [21:22] <@Ghel> If you do that, then I hope you're the first victim. |
| 22:10.24 | Ghel | Apparently, that wasn't just a disapproving comment, but a threat that I carried through. |
| 22:10.39 | odell | Ghel. I was the second victim though. |
| 22:10.41 | Xho | Karma level: Bitch |
| 22:10.47 | DarcySupremest | brb |
| 22:10.49 | odell | The first was Ose who was raped by AB. |
| 22:11.03 | Ghel | Oh, that's disappointing. |
| 22:11.13 | ose | ...what's going on? |
| 22:11.22 | odell | Oh shit. |
| 22:11.48 | odell | runs away * |
| 22:12.31 | odell | Ose. Well... long story. |
| 22:12.47 | Ghel | He's been pitting us against each other in Hunger Games-style events. |
| 22:13.44 | odell | And here is the first playthrough I had. http://i.imgur.com/TI28736.png |
| 22:15.38 | The_Randomness | >Xho kills me first |
| 22:15.42 | The_Randomness | not big surprise |
| 22:15.53 | Ghel | You win in the second game, Random. |
| 22:15.58 | Ghel | After killing me with a hatchet. |
| 22:16.19 | The_Randomness | oh gosh |
| 22:16.39 | Xho | http://www.worldometers.info/watch/world-population/ If you wanna see 7.29 billion as an image |
| 22:16.51 | The_Randomness | I find this somewhat fitting |
| 22:18.12 | Ghel | I still have a screenshot of when the world population hit exactly 7 billion on my home computer. |
| 22:19.47 | *** join/#sporewiki OluapPlayer (b1649b96@gateway/web/freenode/ip.177.100.155.150) |
| 22:19.48 | *** mode/#sporewiki [+o OluapPlayer] by ChanServ |
| 22:19.58 | Ghel | Hello. |
| 22:20.32 | OluapPlayer | Hi |
| 22:20.40 | The_Randomness | Hello |
| 22:21.25 | Xho | Random thing I worked out: If you had all of Bill Gates' net worth in dollar coins the total weight of those coins would be over 640,000 tons |
| 22:21.59 | The_Randomness | lodsamone |
| 22:22.09 | DarcySupremest | y |
| 22:22.36 | OluapPlayer | Weird thing to worry about |
| 22:23.33 | DarcySupremest | My combined wealth is too heavy |
| 22:25.32 | odell | Xho: Reminds me of. http://satwcomic.com/art/wealth-is-such-a-burden.png |
| 22:26.57 | Xho | hur |
| 22:28.09 | Xho | http://www.deviantart.com/art/Hell-Is-Empty-516270737 I think quoting Shakespeare is gonna go well over the heads of many people in the Gmod community |
| 22:28.12 | Xho | WELL OVER |
| 22:28.37 | OluapPlayer | All I see is gray and green |
| 22:28.41 | OluapPlayer | GR GR |
| 22:29.01 | Xho | The quote in distorted text says "Hell is empty and all the devils are here" |
| 22:29.34 | OluapPlayer | ur not one of dem |
| 22:29.43 | Xho | I'd like to think the same |
| 22:30.34 | OluapPlayer | My mom tried making a cake today |
| 22:30.40 | OluapPlayer | When I took a bite, I felt like I was eating a sponge |
| 22:30.43 | Xho | >tried |
| 22:30.52 | Xho | Aren't cakes meant to be spongy |
| 22:30.54 | Ghel | Okay, now I'm going to go. Bye! |
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| 22:31.08 | OluapPlayer | A hard, rigid sponge |
| 22:31.18 | Xho | Oh |
| 22:31.22 | Xho | fleh |
| 22:31.30 | DarcySupremest | Go into your kitchen and bite a foam spongue |
| 22:31.53 | DarcySupremest | And then you'll see why cakes aren't meant to have that texture |
| 22:32.51 | Xho | I mean they're meant to be spongy and moist |
| 22:32.55 | Xho | And not made of sponge |
| 22:35.14 | DarcySupremest | Sponges fall under what I would classify as spongy and moist |
| 22:35.25 | DarcySupremest | just sponges are harder to eat |
| 22:35.40 | DarcySupremest | because a good cake generally should have less Foam Latex in it |
| 22:36.30 | Xho | stahp dis |
| 22:36.59 | odell | As a Swede. This is how I imagine sponge cake. http://i.imgur.com/vF011sO.jpg |
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| 22:39.00 | DarcySupremest | Oh yeah, a well made cake should retain its shape! |
| 22:39.05 | DarcySupremest | Even after you bite it! |
| 22:40.27 | Xho | Evil |
| 22:40.33 | Wormy_ | Weirdly |
| 22:40.45 | Wormy_ | I now want to eat a soapy sponge |
| 22:41.42 | DarcySupremest | What an odd thing to say |
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| 22:44.16 | odell | Wormy_: Sounds like a good laxative I should try. |
| 22:44.34 | DarcySupremest | its so annoying having an unemployed friend to play videogames with |
| 22:44.38 | DarcySupremest | he wakes up at like midday |
| 22:45.02 | Wormy_ | lol |
| 22:45.50 | Wormy_ | Lark Privilege, I call it |
| 22:46.31 | Wormy_ | Why must we be oppressed by early birds? |
| 22:46.54 | DarcySupremest | I don't opress early birds, I'm night owl as fark |
| 22:47.00 | Wormy_ | I shall set up a tumblr account for social justice warring |
| 22:47.10 | odell | I'm also a night owl |
| 22:47.15 | DarcySupremest | wormy pls not the tumblr |
| 22:47.18 | odell | Night Owls Reunited |
| 22:47.24 | Wormy_ | To lift the oppressive larktriarchy |
| 22:48.16 | DarcySupremest | A friend of mine went on Tumblr to be purposely everything SJW hate |
| 22:48.18 | DarcySupremest | and he lasted like |
| 22:48.22 | DarcySupremest | a month before being banned |
| 22:48.30 | DarcySupremest | Which sucks because his tumblr was hilarious |
| 22:49.53 | DarcySupremest | It was calledlike |
| 22:49.56 | DarcySupremest | May May Hustler |
| 22:54.42 | odell | I dislike SJW |
| 22:54.49 | odell | Because it brings so much cringe |
| 22:55.48 | DarcySupremest | thats my trigger |
| 22:55.59 | DarcySupremest | Liking things I don't like is my trigger you scum |
| 22:58.05 | odell | Wait. You dislike me for disliking SJW? |
| 22:58.15 | odell | Or is it just my mind being goof? |
| 22:59.00 | The_Randomness | He's joking |
| 23:00.05 | Xho | SJW |
| 23:00.06 | Xho | wat dat |
| 23:00.53 | odell | Social Justince Warrior |
| 23:01.23 | Xho | Right |
| 23:01.32 | Xho | I hate those types of people |
| 23:01.34 | odell | Aka trying to bring to bring justince by attempting to lynch someone in the internet. |
| 23:01.40 | DarcySupremest | I'm just meming Odell |
| 23:01.55 | odell | "meming" |
| 23:02.01 | odell | >Triggered |
| 23:02.10 | odell | *SJWing* |
| 23:02.55 | The_Randomness | get_memed_on |
| 23:03.06 | DarcySupremest | http://i.imgur.com/HtNwHXQ.jpg |
| 23:03.06 | OluapPlayer | kill urself |
| 23:04.33 | odell | OluapPlayer: nein |
| 23:06.09 | DarcySupremest | 9 |
| 23:08.02 | odell | TO THE AUSCHWITZ WIT DU DUMMKOPF |
| 23:08.40 | The_Randomness | drom confirmed as literally Hitler |
| 23:10.13 | DarcySupremest | Hitler did nothing wrong though |
| 23:10.31 | DarcySupremest | you're framing him, thats ignorant |
| 23:10.38 | odell | And then Darcy's death was claimed by SJW warriors. |
| 23:11.25 | DarcySupremest | bugger that |
| 23:11.29 | DarcySupremest | I foit 'em |
| 23:11.38 | DarcySupremest | foit 'em roun d'worl |
| 23:11.50 | odell | Also Randomness off to the gulag with you. Maybe few years should teach you for insulting the glorious supreme leader. |
| 23:14.45 | Xho | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xcAJikTGvw |
| 23:17.42 | Monet | http://www.pcgamer.com/homeworld-remastered-launch-trailer-is-surprisingly-danceable/ its so glorious... |
| 23:19.06 | The_Randomness | :o |
| 23:20.13 | Monet | This game was my childhood. |
| 23:22.29 | DarcySupremest | tfw you never had a good PC as a kid |
| 23:22.39 | DarcySupremest | Well the old Consoles were good too |
| 23:22.44 | DarcySupremest | WERE |
| 23:23.58 | The_Randomness | oh gosh not this |
| 23:25.02 | DarcySupremest | Remember when you used to put the game in the thing and it'd start and you were playing video games |
| 23:25.07 | DarcySupremest | wasn't that stupid?! |
| 23:26.55 | The_Randomness | If you're going to waste your time moaning about how consoles have changed over the years, I don't want to hear it. |
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| 23:27.32 | Monet | Yeah let's not ignite a console flame war |
| 23:28.51 | Wormy_ | Ehh? EH? http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/nhs/11432344/Astrology-could-solve-crisis-in-the-NHS-says-Tory-MP.html |
| 23:29.00 | DarcySupremest | Still |
| 23:29.05 | DarcySupremest | I like AWOL Sail |
| 23:29.09 | DarcySupremest | its a good song |
| 23:29.16 | DarcySupremest | but that trailer was horrible |
| 23:30.05 | Wormy_ | He won't be getting my vote |
| 23:30.53 | Monet | Just because 90% of pregnant French women use homeopathy doesn't mean it works. |
| 23:31.12 | DarcySupremest | My mother once took me to a Homeopathy |
| 23:31.20 | DarcySupremest | The uhm |
| 23:31.26 | DarcySupremest | "Doctor" as she adorably called herself |
| 23:31.34 | Wormy_ | "Bizarrely, Tredinnick, 65, who is chairman of the All-Party Group for Integrated Healthcare, went on to say people who opposed astrology were "racist"." |
| 23:31.38 | DarcySupremest | tried to tell me I was allergic to gluten when I wasn't |
| 23:32.18 | Tek0516 | ... |
| 23:32.26 | DarcySupremest | And my mother was like "You're listening to her, you're going gluten free because it will POWERWORD your POWERWORD" |
| 23:32.51 | Monet | "People such as Professor Brian Cox, who called astrology 'rubbish' have simply not studied the subject." ... "not dtudied the subject". The guy teaches Astronomy at Manchester. |
| 23:32.59 | Tek0516 | ...can we legalize state executions of these people? |
| 23:33.02 | DarcySupremest | And I was like "I'll stop eating bread when that woman shoes me her Medical Degree |
| 23:33.10 | DarcySupremest | shows* |
| 23:33.11 | DarcySupremest | even |
| 23:33.28 | Monet | OKay he's not studied astroloGy but he still studies the stars |
| 23:35.11 | DarcySupremest | See when some people look at the stars with astrology they see like meaning and purpose to their lives |
| 23:35.27 | DarcySupremest | when I look at the stars I see a dark endless mass of nothingness that doesn't care if I live or die |
| 23:36.05 | Monet | I see pretty shapes created from a giant, galaxy-sized join-the-dots assortment. |
| 23:36.31 | Tek0516 | Thousands of years of anecdotal evidence versus centuries of proven scientific evidence. They fail every proper analysis. |
| 23:37.23 | Wormy_ | I don't see stars. I see only perception, caused by electrical crackles in my nerves which I can't even see directly, which are chemical impulses from the retina. |
| 23:37.34 | Monet | Even if Hippocrates is the father of medical practice, his knowledge of science still involved bloodletting and drinking urine. |
| 23:38.54 | Tek0516 | Whatever actually benefit those methods provided, they have been surpassed a thousandfold by modern medicine. |
| 23:39.46 | Monet | Since is one of those beautiful facets of reality where jsut because something is old doesn't always mean it's good. |
| 23:40.41 | Monet | Science* |
| 23:40.44 | Monet | Or right. |
| 23:41.36 | Tek0516 | If the old methods worked better we wouldn't have seen drastic drops in death rates that correspond with the introduction of modern medical technology. |
| 23:41.38 | Monet | Sure the Greeks were clever, they also believed the future was found in sheep intestines. |
| 23:41.44 | Tek0516 | ^ |
| 23:42.04 | Monet | knowledge of the future, rather. |
| 23:42.27 | Monet | They were smart, but they werent' right every time. |
| 23:44.05 | Tek0516 | indeed. |
| 23:45.19 | Tek0516 | And let's not forget Newton replaced many of their physics beliefs. |
| 23:45.58 | Xho | https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/11001889_1184982911531160_4773153112861187163_n.jpg?oh=355d3d1d78b5bd0fe7adf601ed8fbd0b&oe=55506B31&__gda__=1434371598_e03d4aa56114cb4ddfd8033baabcac40 |
| 23:46.37 | Tek0516 | Smart for their time, but still limited. |
| 23:47.05 | Monet | Xho: "Oh no, I dropped my pencil case!" *squish* |
| 23:50.04 | Wormy_ | CRAB PEOPLE CRAB PEOPLE (I know it aint a crab) |
| 23:51.08 | odell | *sliently* Zoidberg |
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| 23:54.19 | The_Randomness | woops |
