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00:18.10 | Xho | So I randomly typed 'cute shark' into Google Images |
00:18.25 | Xho | I get a picture of a shark with an open maw and puppies photoshopped inside |
00:20.12 | Wormy_away | I get pictures of Suarez |
00:20.18 | Xho | Oh god |
00:21.42 | Wormy_away | http://a57.foxnews.com/global.fncstatic.com/static/managed/img/Scitech/876/493/cyclops-shark-111017.jpg?ve=1&tl=1 |
00:23.24 | Xho | St. Valentine is the patron saint of epilepsy |
00:23.29 | Xho | My sides when I read that |
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00:43.19 | DarcySupremest | Amazing Frog is on Steam |
00:48.17 | OluapPlayer | Amazing Frog is one of the goofiest games I've ever seen |
01:07.26 | Xho | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/File:DarkElvishLegionTitle.png Slightly condensed but that's Dark Elvish for 'Legion of Shiarchon' |
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03:01.57 | Needles_10 | Hello. Looks like I've completely effed up Spore on this computer. Works on my Mac though. Lucky, lucky me |
03:02.06 | Needles_10 | http://i.imgur.com/KXauqLR.png I did make a new creature today |
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03:12.02 | Needles_10 | Welcome back? |
03:13.46 | TekDroid | Neat creature |
03:14.54 | Needles_10 | Thank you Tek |
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03:45.56 | AdmiralPanda | this is quite l though |
03:46.00 | AdmiralPanda | Hachiman |
03:46.21 | Hachiman | Hm? |
03:46.26 | Hachiman | Ah yeah |
03:46.35 | Hachiman | Well I went out to watch some bands play |
03:46.49 | Hachiman | Then stuck around afterward |
03:48.49 | AdmiralPanda | fair enough I guess |
03:50.01 | TekDroid | Well my Valentine's Day has been spent boredly celebrating the happiness of a couple I don't even know. >.< This is even worse than if I spent it complaining about being single. XD |
03:51.05 | AdmiralPanda | so you're saying you DIDN'T balance mentos precariously over a flower vase full of fizzy drink in preparation for accidents? |
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06:23.20 | TekDroid | On the express lanes of a highway after midnight when it's -36°C with the wind chill is not a good place to lose power to your car engine. >.< |
06:23.59 | TekDroid | At least it started working again and I'm back and not frozen. :/ |
06:27.43 | AdmiralPanda | always good |
06:42.46 | AdmiralPanda | I'm watching a bunch of morons trying to play a minecraft pvp map and completely failing at the idea |
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08:49.55 | ImpyDroid | Hi |
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08:50.54 | Indigo_ | Hey guys, I need help again. |
08:52.34 | Hachiman | Fraid not friend |
09:10.16 | AdmiralPanda | hai u |
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10:37.21 | AdmiralPanda | hi u |
10:37.23 | Hachiman | hai fagt |
10:37.34 | OluapPlayer | dai |
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10:40.03 | Ghelae | Hello. |
10:43.06 | Hachiman | Hey Ghelae |
10:44.17 | Hachiman | So I just discovered there is something affiliating to Dungeons & Dragons and Wizards of the Coast called the Role-Playing Game Association - or the RPGA |
10:44.29 | AdmiralPanda | mhm, Paizo has the Pathfinder Society |
10:44.37 | AdmiralPanda | both are full of power gaming filth ^.^ |
10:44.51 | Hachiman | Apparently despite its good intentions of allowing people to interact with one another and test modules, it is utterly cancerous |
10:45.36 | AdmiralPanda | prettymuch |
10:46.43 | Hachiman | Going so far as to modify core rules to make campaigns easier for the players to the point of absence of adversity, removing spells from spellcaster lists to stop the campaign from being too easy, capping at level 16, and absolutely no Evil or Chaotic Neutral characters |
10:47.05 | Hachiman | Oh and a record for elitism |
10:47.42 | Hachiman | And disallowing non-core stuff like classes and enemies and such and such |
10:48.39 | AdmiralPanda | the no evil or CN and disallowing non core is meant to streamline the experience for newbies, as is the level cap, everything else is just the natural result of building a pick up and play community |
10:49.08 | AdmiralPanda | the problem is all modules ever created are exercises in combat, not in roleplaying, so the only people who play that aren't newbies are the die-hard number crunchers, and most of those guys are arseholes |
10:50.34 | AdmiralPanda | don't forget that for your first campaign I disallowed all non-core content |
10:50.48 | Hachiman | True but that was because we were newbies |
10:51.03 | Hachiman | The rules apply for ALL campaigns whether you are newbie or not I believe |
10:54.02 | AdmiralPanda | that's just standard if you're going to have newbies at the table |
10:54.48 | AdmiralPanda | thing is, you can't really say "ok this guy gets to use everything, but you only get the core book" |
10:55.25 | Hachiman | Eh I suppose that makes sense |
10:56.33 | AdmiralPanda | but I completely agree, RPGA and PS are both focal points of concentrated trash |
11:00.24 | ImpyDroid | What are you talking about? |
11:01.35 | OluapPlayer | Why not just read above? |
11:02.47 | ImpyDroid | Well I do not quite get the context |
11:03.09 | ImpyDroid | So basically there are noob-friendly D&D groups |
11:03.35 | Hachiman | In basic yes |
11:03.47 | Hachiman | And they are awful |
11:03.50 | AdmiralPanda | that's what they're meant to be, but in practice they aren't |
11:06.30 | ImpyDroid | Awful as in Hachi-awful or normal awful |
11:06.55 | Hachiman | What's that supposed to mean hur |
11:07.00 | AdmiralPanda | awful as in they're actually highly toxic to new players |
11:07.06 | ImpyDroid | Hachi-awful = Everything hur |
11:08.00 | ImpyDroid | Oh right, I see |
11:08.15 | ImpyDroid | Lots of supposedly noob-friendly communities are like that yeah |
11:14.35 | Hachiman | Now that I think about it |
11:14.45 | Hachiman | Hachi would make a better Bard than he would a Fighter |
11:15.45 | ImpyDroid | Reminds me of that orc picture |
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11:16.05 | ImpyDroid | "Half-orc bards do not need to sing" |
11:16.08 | Hachiman | Hai Panda |
11:16.20 | PandaMechanicus | bards in general don't need to sing |
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11:16.31 | Wormy_ | Love Letters to Richard Dawkins https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gW7607YiBso |
11:16.35 | Ghelae | Hello. |
11:17.06 | PandaMechanicus | everyone knows the best masterpieces branch from dance and strings |
11:18.00 | Hachiman | inb4 bard acoustic solo |
11:19.07 | PandaMechanicus | speaking of which, the Harlequins got new rules |
11:19.28 | PandaMechanicus | and holy shit the Solitaire is almost worth being considered OP as fuck |
11:21.36 | PandaMechanicus | anywho, I missed the little thing about Hachi being more a bard than a fighter |
11:22.52 | Hachiman | Ah so you saw it |
11:23.56 | PandaMechanicus | I just saw that line |
11:26.03 | Hachiman | Yeah that's all I said hur |
11:26.26 | PandaMechanicus | more of a magus imo |
11:26.33 | Hachiman | Hm I suppose |
11:30.32 | PandaMechanicus | anywho I'ma make a monster while I wait for random |
11:31.40 | Wormy_ | http://imgur.com/gallery/gb2Grq7 |
11:32.29 | Hachiman | olol |
11:35.51 | Wormy_ | http://imgur.com/gallery/0IirzCo |
11:37.56 | PandaMechanicus | I love how I search an image board for a war hammer, and a third down the page I find a nearly naked woman -.- |
11:46.59 | ImpyDroid | slaanesh.jpg |
11:55.20 | PandaMechanicus | oh wow, I just watched a guy forge heavy duty electrical cable into a spear |
11:57.21 | Liquid_Ink | Impy is "zagnivat" a word in Russian? |
11:58.53 | ImpyDroid | "To decay" |
11:58.55 | ImpyDroid | Yeah |
12:08.52 | Liquid_Ink | I named one of my eldritch abominations that, and briefly forgot where I got that name from. |
12:13.10 | PandaMechanicus | well, done making monster |
12:13.17 | PandaMechanicus | need something else to do in the wait for randum |
12:14.13 | Liquid_Ink | make another monster? |
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12:15.22 | PandaMechanicus | don't need to make any more monsters for the next time I torture the D&D group |
12:15.25 | PandaMechanicus | and no inspiration |
12:17.08 | ImpyDroid | Wait, are these monsters going to be used in our campaign? |
12:18.36 | PandaMechanicus | monster, singular, and yes I did just create a monster with the intent of it horribly murdering you all :P |
12:18.55 | OluapPlayer | shame cus it will fail |
12:19.52 | PandaMechanicus | only cus u will run |
12:20.03 | OluapPlayer | non |
12:20.05 | ImpyDroid | There should be dragons, lots of them |
12:20.14 | OluapPlayer | Ngh random needs to hurry up |
12:20.22 | PandaMechanicus | Imp: If you really want to fight a dragon at level 1, I'm not paying for your funeral XD |
12:20.36 | OluapPlayer | You can perfectly fight a dragon at level 1 |
12:20.41 | OluapPlayer | Just not a true dragon dragon |
12:20.50 | PandaMechanicus | not a true dragon dragon then not a dragon |
12:20.57 | OluapPlayer | Amunth - bit rude |
12:21.28 | ImpyDroid | Dragon whelps then |
12:21.30 | PandaMechanicus | ur fault for making her not a dragon |
12:21.42 | ImpyDroid | So that we could be Leeroys |
12:21.55 | OluapPlayer | She is mechanically a dragon therefore she is a dragon as far as I'm concerned hur |
12:22.39 | PandaMechanicus | non cus not dragon type pokemon |
12:22.54 | OluapPlayer | wrong game u |
12:23.21 | PandaMechanicus | if I can't murder her horribly with a Bane: Dragon enchantment, then not dragon |
12:23.35 | OluapPlayer | But you can |
12:23.49 | PandaMechanicus | then she's a dragon |
12:23.51 | PandaMechanicus | so what are you on about |
12:23.58 | OluapPlayer | listen here u lil shit |
12:24.10 | PandaMechanicus | http://paizo.com/pathfinderRPG/prd/monsters/creatureTypes.html creature types u |
12:24.17 | PandaMechanicus | Pokemon: D&D version |
12:24.25 | OluapPlayer | That's exactly what I've been talk about u dingus |
12:24.32 | OluapPlayer | She's mechanically a dragon = she's dragon type |
12:24.45 | PandaMechanicus | then u word shit wierd |
12:24.57 | OluapPlayer | ur just a top dum |
12:25.59 | ImpyDroid | So anyway there ought to be a room filled with dragon eggs |
12:26.01 | OluapPlayer | This reminds me I wanted to ask you something |
12:26.11 | ImpyDroid | Whom we will accidentally break |
12:26.21 | PandaMechanicus | ImpyDroid: They all hatch at once cus their mom gets narky |
12:26.25 | OluapPlayer | When it says a creature's range is 0 ft, what does that mean? |
12:26.31 | ImpyDroid | Cue lots of angry lil' dragons |
12:26.37 | PandaMechanicus | Oluap: I assume that's a swarm creature? |
12:26.50 | OluapPlayer | Pseudodragon to be more exact |
12:26.53 | OluapPlayer | Reach 0 ft. (5 ft. with tail) |
12:27.13 | PandaMechanicus | right, basically tiny or smaller creatures can actually share space with other creatures |
12:27.21 | PandaMechanicus | so reach of 0 feat means they have to be in the same square to attack |
12:27.26 | PandaMechanicus | feet* |
12:27.29 | OluapPlayer | Ah |
12:27.31 | OluapPlayer | That's new |
12:27.53 | OluapPlayer | I've been doing all those rat swarms wrong then and you didn't even warn me |
12:28.19 | PandaMechanicus | >refers to the former point where I zone out in combat |
12:28.23 | PandaMechanicus | tbh everyone does swarms wrong |
12:28.52 | PandaMechanicus | they have so many stupid rules I literally need them written out next to me to make sure I'm doing them right |
12:28.52 | OluapPlayer | I can only remedy this by adding even more rat swarms |
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12:31.08 | PandaMechanicus | http://paizo.com/pathfinderRPG/prd/monsters/universalMonsterRules.html u need dis paeg |
12:32.01 | OluapPlayer | I been there already |
12:38.23 | PandaMechanicus | god working with aberrations is annoying |
12:38.47 | OluapPlayer | why dis |
12:39.26 | PandaMechanicus | cus there's so much I want to do with them that isn't in the regular CT, so I have to go fishing for templates to add on |
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12:42.49 | Hachiman | ib4 Aboleth |
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12:48.41 | PandaMechanicus | Aboleths are kinda meh |
12:49.04 | Hachiman | Not at Level 1 :p |
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13:05.55 | PandaMechanicus | warm bread is delicious |
13:07.01 | Hachiman | You mean toast? |
13:07.14 | PandaMechanicus | no, I mean warm bread |
13:07.23 | PandaMechanicus | as in bread that has been warmed slightly |
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13:13.43 | ImpyDroid2 | PandaMechanicus: Like a microwaved sandwich? |
13:14.04 | PandaMechanicus | kinda but kinda not |
13:14.23 | ImpyDroid2 | http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/606312-dark-souls/66912501 Ohgod |
13:15.25 | OluapPlayer | ech |
13:15.40 | OluapPlayer | Gwynevere is not appealing at all hur |
13:16.59 | ImpyDroid2 | http://i47.tinypic.com/2wdmxow.jpg |
13:19.30 | PandaMechanicus | Gwynevere is somewhat attractive, though not in the "I want to fuck her" sense, more just her presence and grace |
13:19.40 | OluapPlayer | Giantess = eugh |
13:19.58 | PandaMechanicus | u racist |
13:20.01 | PandaMechanicus | go take levels in ranger |
13:20.04 | PandaMechanicus | get some use out of it |
13:20.08 | OluapPlayer | hur |
13:22.40 | Hachiman | I am of the opinion that Gwynevere in reality was nowhere near that large |
13:22.48 | Hachiman | Consider how tall Gwyn and Gwyndolin are |
13:22.49 | PandaMechanicus | Hachiman: She was |
13:23.00 | PandaMechanicus | basically with the Giants, power = size |
13:23.10 | PandaMechanicus | Gwyn and Gwyndolin atrophied in form and in power |
13:24.59 | PandaMechanicus | the other thing is that there's other giants in the world who are that big |
13:25.30 | OluapPlayer | Even if she was normal-sized |
13:25.30 | Hachiman | If Gwynevere was to stand up on both legs she would stand over the likes of even Gough |
13:25.34 | OluapPlayer | Cowtits = eugh |
13:26.12 | Hachiman | Aye |
13:26.43 | PandaMechanicus | the tits clearly had some work done, but aside from that |
13:27.23 | Hachiman | I cannot remember if the statues of Gwynevere portray her with cowtits or not |
13:27.28 | OluapPlayer | They do |
13:27.56 | OluapPlayer | Makes me wonder who's bigger, Gough or Vendrick. Human Vendrick was clearly larger than his Hollow version |
13:28.19 | Hachiman | Probably Gough |
13:28.48 | OluapPlayer | I get the feeling you wouldn't reach Vendrick's knees if he was standing up |
13:29.07 | PandaMechanicus | actually, looking at the statue they aren't quite cowtits |
13:29.13 | Hachiman | I am willing to bet Gough is the largest humanoid in the Dark Souls franchise bar Gwynevere because stupidly and inefficiently tall |
13:29.17 | PandaMechanicus | still rather large but within reasonable levels |
13:29.26 | OluapPlayer | Yeah but Gough wasn't human |
13:30.28 | OluapPlayer | He goes on about how humans are little shits or something along these lines if you attack him |
13:30.43 | PandaMechanicus | Gough is a giant |
13:30.47 | PandaMechanicus | just like all the others |
13:31.06 | Hachiman | Thus why I said "humanoid" |
13:31.08 | OluapPlayer | Vendrick meanwhile was 100% human |
13:31.17 | OluapPlayer | And i'm talking specifically about humans hur |
13:31.52 | OluapPlayer | Awful lack of a battle against full-power Gwyn and Vendrick in both games |
13:32.34 | Hachiman | Eh I do not think that Gwyn and his lot are too different from Vendrick and other large humans |
13:32.41 | PandaMechanicus | that would ruin the aesthetic of the game on so many levels, fighting them at full power would not have been considered at all |
13:32.51 | Hachiman | They were human prior to getting the Lord Souls |
13:32.56 | OluapPlayer | I get it but imagine |
13:33.15 | OluapPlayer | No they weren't, they were always something greater |
13:34.43 | OluapPlayer | They had different Lord Souls therefore they have no relation to humanity other than being humanoids |
13:35.40 | PandaMechanicus | humanity came about from the Dark Soul, so yeah they aren't human |
13:36.00 | OluapPlayer | Race: God, Goddess, Skeleton |
13:36.01 | Hachiman | By that logic nothing was human prior to the Pygmy finding the Dark Soul |
13:36.07 | PandaMechanicus | yep |
13:36.11 | OluapPlayer | Exactly |
13:36.14 | Hachiman | But there were humanoids |
13:36.15 | PandaMechanicus | that's actually how it is |
13:36.19 | PandaMechanicus | yep |
13:36.32 | OluapPlayer | Humanity didn't exist before the Dark Soul was split |
13:37.17 | Hachiman | Either way Gwyn's people and Humanity follows the same philosophy; more powerful souls = physically bigger |
13:37.40 | PandaMechanicus | That's exactly what I was referencing when you raised the point of not thinking Gwynevere was that tall |
13:38.21 | PandaMechanicus | on a related note to giants, at some point I have to find an excuse to send you lot to the realm of the sky giants |
13:38.38 | OluapPlayer | Not sure if want |
13:39.06 | OluapPlayer | Panda, did you play the second game after the free update came out recently? |
13:39.17 | PandaMechanicus | pretty decent people actually, just getting there is like wearing a suggestive t-shirt in a crowd of feminazis |
13:39.22 | PandaMechanicus | Oluap: Nope |
13:39.44 | OluapPlayer | It added a new NPC and some lore clarifications |
13:39.50 | OluapPlayer | And a new boss fight |
13:40.39 | PandaMechanicus | y clarify lore |
13:40.44 | PandaMechanicus | that's like the opposite of what DkS is about |
13:40.56 | OluapPlayer | Because Dark Souls 2's lore is a bad mess, as opposed to 1's good mess |
13:41.01 | PandaMechanicus | true |
13:41.25 | OluapPlayer | And I should mention, killing said new boss gets you a new ending |
13:41.33 | Hachiman | I am not seeing anything about Sky Giants |
13:41.42 | Hachiman | I am seeing Storm and Cloud Giants though |
13:41.56 | PandaMechanicus | Hachiman: That's cus sky giants are my thing |
13:42.01 | Hachiman | rite |
13:42.41 | Hachiman | Also where the fuck is Random already |
13:42.50 | OluapPlayer | randum pls |
13:43.11 | Hachiman | I wanted to get an early start |
13:43.16 | Hachiman | This is not early at all |
13:44.18 | OluapPlayer | We'll never start playing earlier than now, it's barely getting to 8:00 am in USA now |
13:44.32 | Hachiman | Ugh |
13:44.45 | Hachiman | What a disappointment |
13:44.49 | PandaMechanicus | by our standards, now is early |
13:45.02 | OluapPlayer | I suggest you calm yourself and tone down |
13:45.04 | PandaMechanicus | anything for the next hour is early tbh |
13:47.43 | OluapPlayer | http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/875/185/47c.png |
13:47.46 | PandaMechanicus | but yeah sky giants live in Sudenland on the very highest mountain peak, generally just being really difficult to get to |
13:48.37 | PandaMechanicus | occasionally they do useful things but that's really occasionally |
13:50.01 | PandaMechanicus | actually now that I think of it, there is one good reason for you lot to head up there |
13:50.25 | Hachiman | https://scontent-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/10636213_860647430649115_2196955436530185360_n.jpg?oh=476ff8b436fdda9fbb2ee5d0640008ee&oe=5550BFAC "Fucking China should have warned her Dad to pull out" |
13:51.59 | PandaMechanicus | just pulled up the docco on giants, there's six different kinds of giants in Asharra |
13:52.38 | PandaMechanicus | of which sky giants are basically the least dickish but also the hardest to get to |
13:54.05 | Hachiman | How convenient hur |
13:54.17 | Hachiman | And who would be the smallest/largest? |
13:56.35 | PandaMechanicus | In order, sea > forge > vanilla > earth > stone > sky |
13:57.43 | PandaMechanicus | in order of least dickish to most dickish, sky > forge > sea > earth > vanilla, and stone giants are on a whole other level of dickery |
14:00.00 | OluapPlayer | I don't believe there are many giants in my setting |
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14:00.38 | ImpyDroid2 | Hachiman: "3 Billion people died" |
14:00.55 | ImpyDroid2 | The Twin Towers are actually half of the world |
14:00.59 | OluapPlayer | Unless you count ogres and trolls as giants, in that case there's quite a couple |
14:01.09 | PandaMechanicus | sea giants are my favourite, occasionally they just grab a ship to stop it moving, just to confuse the crew for a while |
14:01.20 | PandaMechanicus | other than that they mostly throw fish at you |
14:01.28 | OluapPlayer | dats rude |
14:01.43 | OluapPlayer | Well it depends, you could always eat these |
14:01.51 | OluapPlayer | The fish, not the giants, of course |
14:02.05 | Hachiman | inb4 all the fish consists of sharks and swordfish |
14:02.17 | PandaMechanicus | yeah, the occasional shark is worth having a giant handful of tuna thrown onto your fishing boat |
14:02.32 | OluapPlayer | Any fish is good unless it's a nightwave |
14:02.59 | Hachiman | A nightwave? |
14:03.21 | OluapPlayer | http://paizo.com/image/content/PathfinderRPG/PZO1116-PreviewMonster14.jpg |
14:03.36 | Hachiman | Oh right |
14:03.38 | Hachiman | Jesus |
14:03.47 | OluapPlayer | Colossal undead demigod sharks from the plane of shadow |
14:03.49 | Imperios | Is this like a demon shark or something |
14:03.54 | Imperios | ...oh my fucking god |
14:04.03 | PandaMechanicus | stone giants on the other hand are just arseholes- their hobbies include resting along a stretch of mountain pass just so they can roll over and kill whole caravans of people |
14:04.26 | OluapPlayer | I personally think this is one of the coolest looking creatures in Pathfinder |
14:04.33 | PandaMechanicus | which they do for no reason other than that they can, and there isn't really anything anyone can do to stop them |
14:04.53 | Hachiman | Which is why I dislike giants being stupidly tall hur] |
14:05.11 | PandaMechanicus | well a 5' giant is hardly a giant |
14:05.43 | Hachiman | No but a 11' human is hardly a human |
14:06.15 | Hachiman | Actually let me look up the minimum size of giants in Pathfinder |
14:06.20 | PandaMechanicus | in the core book a hill giant (aka the little one) is about 10ft, roughly the same size as an ogre |
14:06.45 | PandaMechanicus | then you get giants that are 20-30 feet tall |
14:07.41 | OluapPlayer | One thign I forgot to mention about nightwaves is that they can fly |
14:07.56 | OluapPlayer | Add "flying" to the description I gave |
14:09.25 | OluapPlayer | brb lunch |
14:10.05 | Imperios | http://41.media.tumblr.com/2827a67a1daf792933d29f6674351548/tumblr_n12g5wmMMt1tpso7yo1_400.jpg |
14:11.05 | PandaMechanicus | what I really need to do is get you all the way to the top of nordland so you can meet the forge giants |
14:11.15 | PandaMechanicus | and their clockwork city |
14:11.50 | Hachiman | Not fond of high-fantasy settings or magic-technology blends -> Clockwork city inhabited by giants |
14:12.04 | Imperios | So forge giants are basically technology nerds |
14:12.14 | Imperios | Like the mechagnomes in WoW, right |
14:12.28 | PandaMechanicus | what I'm not fond of is magic being everywhere |
14:12.45 | PandaMechanicus | twelve giants making clockwork machines to protect themselves in one place on an entire continent isn't exactly high fantasy |
14:13.03 | Hachiman | Hm true hur |
14:13.17 | Imperios | Magic everywhere kinda ruins the verisimillitude of the setting |
14:13.22 | Imperios | I hope I typed that word right hur |
14:14.10 | Imperios | I mean, if magic is everywhere, then almost everything can be explained with "a wizard did it", unless you set up more strict rules, which most fantasy writers don't |
14:14.22 | PandaMechanicus | oh, forgot to mention- giants are basically demigods in this setting |
14:14.40 | Hachiman | Well yeah they're giants |
14:14.43 | PandaMechanicus | immortal in the tolkein elf sense |
14:14.56 | Hachiman | Giants tend to be demigods in most settings hur |
14:15.08 | PandaMechanicus | ^ |
14:15.33 | Imperios | I actually like the way Tolkien used magic |
14:15.51 | Imperios | It's there and it is a part of the setting, but it is used subtly |
14:16.25 | PandaMechanicus | the other thing is, in case it isn't already apparent, the gods are really active in this world |
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14:25.36 | PandaMechanicus | while we're on the subject, anyone have anything they'd like to ask about the world? |
14:26.44 | OluapPlayer | wher da dragons at |
14:26.48 | OluapPlayer | Also back |
14:27.21 | PandaMechanicus | ull c wer da dragons at |
14:27.33 | PandaMechanicus | wen is time fer dragons |
14:27.50 | OluapPlayer | bah |
14:37.37 | Wormy_away | ImpyDroid, Hachiman: http://imgur.com/gallery/Kml3S1X |
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14:38.42 | Ghelae | Hello. |
14:38.57 | Monet | hello |
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14:40.24 | OluapPlayer | The dum has finally arrived |
14:40.28 | The_Randomness | sey |
14:40.58 | OluapPlayer | ~destroy Hachiman PandaMechanicus Imperios ImpyDroid |
14:40.58 | infobot | no |
14:41.02 | OluapPlayer | u D&D now |
14:41.07 | Imperios | rite |
14:41.23 | PandaMechanicus | bout time |
14:41.39 | Hachiman | yey |
14:41.56 | OluapPlayer | Imp get on Skype pls |
14:43.04 | Imperios | Wait |
14:43.10 | Imperios | Something's wrong with my skype |
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14:43.29 | OluapPlayer | dum |
14:43.33 | The_Randomness | It's not a D&D session unless someone is having technical difficulties |
14:43.38 | The_Randomness | amirite |
14:43.44 | OluapPlayer | I hate how that's true |
14:47.36 | Wormy_away | http://www.boredpanda.com/giant-star-wars-snow-sculpture-sapporo-festival-japan/ |
14:48.21 | Wormy_away | "Should we be worried that they chose the Empire?" |
14:51.33 | The_Randomness | lol |
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16:08.41 | Wormy_away | I woke up again with symbols embossed into my vision. This time I was able to get a good look at one of the symbols, it looked like a dragon with its neck pointed vertically into the sky. |
16:09.04 | Wormy_away | But in a glyph like manner |
16:09.31 | The_Randomness | interesting |
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16:09.38 | odell | Hello. |
16:10.14 | PandaMechanicus | having Skyrim reversions are we Wormy? |
16:10.32 | odell | I'm really enjoying this new game Darkest Dungeon. |
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16:11.17 | odell | Have two pictures from my current gameplay: http://i.imgur.com/SWnmEJJ.jpg http://i.imgur.com/psFsghw.png |
16:11.41 | Wormy_away | I haven't played Skyrim in a long time, perhaps my brain is telling me to reinstall it |
16:13.40 | Wormy_away | Sometimes I've had the sensation of a burning beam of energy being beamed into my head |
16:13.50 | Wormy_away | Before the symbols appear |
16:13.54 | Wormy_away | But not this time |
16:13.57 | Monet | Could it be the Chitauri? |
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16:14.17 | Wormy_away | Hm, that would be ominious |
16:14.25 | The_Randomness | hello |
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16:15.50 | Monet | This may make me sound like a sympathiser but i it possible that not all of the CHiauri are malicious? |
16:16.12 | PandaMechanicus | possible, the ones we saw were an army after all |
16:16.26 | PandaMechanicus | there might be Chitauri civilians |
16:17.10 | Monet | Seems a bit generalising to assume that all of them are perfectly happy to act cruel towards aliens. |
16:17.50 | Wormy_away | There might be good and bad ones I guess. |
16:18.04 | Wormy_away | Just as there were good and bad dragons |
16:18.31 | Monet | Basing the behaviour of a faction on the behaviour of it's soldiers is not the best of ideas. |
16:18.43 | Monet | faction's people* |
16:19.50 | dino82_ | hellow all! |
16:19.57 | Wormy_away | I'm not sure if Chitauri are evil, but people feel immensely threatened by them. They might just be rough handled. |
16:20.04 | Wormy_away | Hi |
16:20.19 | Monet | dino82_: Hello |
16:20.41 | dino82_ | @Monet:!!!!!! Hhow are you doing! |
16:21.03 | Wormy_away | I bet its like even a mighty bear stuck in a cage feels threatened |
16:21.37 | Monet | dino82_: Pretty great! Just came back from holiday and I feel I am doing pretty well in my progress with my uni projects. |
16:22.45 | dino82_ | @Monet: Great to hear! Nice holidays! Did you had a free week or really went on holidays/travel? |
16:23.31 | Monet | dino82_:It was organised by the university |
16:24.31 | dino82_ | @Monet: Neat! |
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16:31.31 | Wormy_away | hi |
16:31.42 | GD12 | Hi |
16:31.47 | The_Randomness | Hello |
16:32.18 | Monet | Hello |
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16:35.56 | Hachiman | spu |
16:36.11 | Ghel | Hello. |
16:36.58 | Xho | Afternoon |
16:37.13 | Xho | I'M STILL NOT FEELING RIGHT WHAT IS THIS |
16:39.10 | The_Randomness | You're really not feeling it? |
16:39.44 | Xho | Well I've been ill for nearly 6 weeks now |
16:40.01 | GD12 | wat |
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16:40.26 | The_Randomness | orite |
16:40.35 | Xho | Well that virus I had has now evolved into chronic fatigue syndrome |
16:40.36 | The_Randomness | I forgot about that :< |
16:42.28 | Wormy_away | bbl |
16:42.38 | Wormy_away | Keep the hospital on check |
16:43.00 | Wormy_away | Sometimes they can fail to correctly identifyshit |
16:57.27 | odell | Oh damn... one of my best men died to bligh while cleaning an unholy dungeon inhabited by cultists and bandits. |
16:57.31 | odell | blight* |
16:57.54 | TekDroid | O.o |
16:57.55 | ImpyDroid | Monet: http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/481/866/006 |
16:58.41 | TekDroid | I'm so tired this morning even the smell of bacon had trouble getting me up. XD |
16:59.01 | Xho | ImpyDroid: A thousand times DEAR GOD |
16:59.25 | Monet | ImpyDroid: My sides! |
17:00.55 | TekDroid | O.o |
17:02.31 | odell | Fits about right for US |
17:26.37 | ImpyDroid | Monet: http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2012/329/8/6/jane_bond_by_humon-d5m5qvu.jpg |
17:30.09 | odell | Xho: Found this in my feed. Maybe it could cheer ya up? http://i.imgur.com/6WpVQGZ.jpg |
17:30.18 | Xho | dafuq |
17:32.55 | odell | I'm certain that you have seen Spy and Sentry? If not, here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3GL3XRKsRo |
17:47.02 | odell | Something more to cheer ya up. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzSuaPslCOU |
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17:48.39 | Knight_Alien | Hello |
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18:03.52 | odell | http://i.imgur.com/XL3FZVS.png |
18:09.30 | Monet | odell: I wish I could say England isn't all inbreeding but...yeah. |
18:10.41 | Monet | Although for NZ I'd have said "sheep" |
18:14.15 | odell | Monet: ...bestiality |
18:14.45 | Monet | odell: That's Wales. |
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18:30.24 | TekDroid | Hello |
18:31.56 | TekDroid | odell: Who's that supposed to be from the perspective of? XD |
18:33.17 | odell | If none of the pictured, astronauts. Else it's aliens and escaped lunatics. |
18:34.40 | odell | Other than that. I've got my other straw: This internet-points-farming lunatic better knowm as OP. |
18:34.47 | odell | known* |
18:35.02 | Imperios | http://cs14108.vk.me/c7006/v7006438/15dc1/sOfofzEDCW8.jpg Russia.jpg |
18:36.22 | odell | Imperios: The license plate tells me Albania. |
18:39.21 | Imperios | odell: http://cs622822.vk.me/v622822139/18aa8/nL3e03A67IQ.jpg |
18:40.09 | odell | >greenland not included |
18:40.36 | odell | Must be world's hardest place to live after antarctica |
18:43.11 | odell | Monet: http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/license_plate.png |
18:46.07 | odell | This has to one of my favorite litterature reference. http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/alternative_energy_revolution.jpg |
18:50.25 | odell | Imperios: After a closer research. It turns out that the license plate is using the ukrainian format but has a red national sticker instead of teal-yellow. Which happens to be one from the Albanian 1995's series. |
18:58.42 | Imperios | >Ukrainian format |
18:58.57 | Imperios | Actually wait |
18:59.01 | Imperios | This seems to be from Belorussia |
18:59.31 | odell | I meant the format is AA 1111 AA |
19:00.35 | odell | And according to wikia, the Belorussian format is 1111 AA-1 |
19:04.31 | odell | Imperios: I think it's Ukrainian. And Donbass is a place in Ukrainie bordering with Russia. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donets_Basin |
19:04.55 | odell | wrong use of word, should be area not place |
19:05.50 | Ghel | I think it's fairly well-known amongst people who follow the news that Donbass is a region of Ukraine bordering Russia. :P |
19:07.09 | odell | I never heard of that name though. Only Donetsk and a fair amount of other settlements in that area. |
19:09.00 | odell | The red box have to be a paint-over in order to reject the Ukrainian identity. |
19:09.23 | Ghel | Actually, now you mention it, I think I've only heard of the name "Donbass" because that's what the Wikipedia article on the current conflict there is named. |
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19:11.56 | odell | May it been impiled many times in the news. But it's called Donet, and Donbass is the Russian given name. |
19:12.30 | odell | Last thing: What strengthes my theory is Donetsk's flag. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donetsk_Republic_%28political_party%29 |
19:12.43 | odell | What we are seeing is the bottom proportion of it. |
19:15.05 | odell | May I sound weird. But I has a passion to analyse pictures. |
19:15.37 | odell | Imperios: More like Donetsk.jpg |
19:20.30 | Imperios | Could be |
19:21.56 | odell | Imperios: Russians.gif http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=816_1424011880 |
19:23.11 | Imperios | Monet: Is it just me or are all mountain-dwelling, herder cultures associated with bestiality? |
19:24.10 | Monet | Imperios: It's pretty common |
19:24.37 | Monet | An urbanite's explaination could be the belief that living in a rural village ,there's not much to do for fun and not many people. |
19:24.52 | Monet | New Zealand just happens to be populated by more sheep than people. |
19:24.57 | Monet | waaay more |
19:28.30 | Imperios | http://lurkmore.so/images/c/c9/Himera_america.jpg Them bird tits |
19:35.01 | odell | Imperios: 'murica |
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19:35.41 | odell | Oh hello Angrybirds. |
19:35.45 | odell | Long time no see. |
19:35.51 | Charles_Murray | Hey! |
19:36.35 | Monet | Hello |
19:41.49 | Ghel | Hello. |
19:57.24 | TekDroid | Hello |
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20:05.02 | Ghel | Hello. |
20:07.44 | Hachiman | Hai |
20:09.26 | Hachiman | So apparently the infamous murderer Charles Manson has cancelled his planned wedding due to the fact his girlfriend wanted to sell his body once he died |
20:14.09 | Xho | Well he found someone crazier than him |
20:14.13 | Xho | gg charlie |
20:14.44 | Monet | Whoever said she planned to wait until he died naturally? |
20:14.50 | Hachiman | Aye |
20:15.00 | Hachiman | Although I suppose that would mean damaged goods |
20:15.06 | Hachiman | Thus not as valuable |
20:15.35 | Monet | There are ways to kill without damaging the flesh. |
20:16.58 | Ghel | Sure, but that'd be cheating. Not that I have any idea how much that would matter to the sort of person who would wish to purchase a dead human body. |
20:17.33 | OluapPlayer | I'm more concerned about how an infamous murderer can make news like these |
20:17.37 | OluapPlayer | Granted I don't know who this bloke is |
20:19.29 | Ghel | I don't know much about him either, but I know he's fairly famous for his murdering. |
20:19.53 | OluapPlayer | Shouldn't a person like this be in prison rather than making announcements? |
20:20.05 | Hachiman | Oh he is in prison |
20:20.11 | Hachiman | He is making announcements from prison |
20:20.23 | OluapPlayer | Right |
20:21.28 | Hachiman | He was a conspiracist and founder of a group of people that went around killing targeted people in order to cause some form of "apocalyptic race war" which he somehow managed to derive from a song by The Beatles |
20:21.53 | Hachiman | It's too complex for me to explain, he is just insane basically |
20:21.56 | Xho | They basically define him as a serial killer though he wasn't directly involved |
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20:34.19 | Technobliterator | alright, back in Englad |
20:34.20 | Technobliterator | england* |
20:35.55 | Hachiman | Wait |
20:36.00 | Hachiman | You weren't in England? |
20:37.10 | Technobliterator | I wasn't yesterday, no |
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20:38.08 | Suppy_ | Hello crew |
20:38.15 | Ghel | Hello. |
20:38.24 | Technobliterator | hii |
20:39.12 | Suppy_ | What's the haps? |
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20:48.37 | Tek0516 | Hello |
20:48.43 | Cyrannian | Hello. |
20:48.53 | odell | Hello. |
20:49.18 | Ghel | Hello. |
20:49.22 | Suppy_ | Hey |
20:49.38 | Ghel | Aww, you ruined the string of "Hello"s. |
20:50.16 | Suppy_ | Sorry |
20:50.22 | Suppy_ | I guess I really am an outsider here |
20:50.31 | Ghel | :P |
20:51.08 | odell | Tek0516 forgot to end his hello with a dot though. |
20:51.19 | Tek0516 | >.> |
20:51.27 | Ghel | True. That's almost as heinous a crime. |
20:51.41 | odell | waves a pitchfork and starts chasing Tek0516* |
20:51.51 | odell | Burn him at the stake! Burn him! |
20:51.52 | Tek0516 | My autocomplete doesn't have a . automatically for "Hello". :P |
20:52.00 | Tek0516 | >.> |
20:54.06 | odell | http://i.imgur.com/EwOlf5W.png |
20:57.08 | Cyrannian | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:New_Cyrandia_Wars/Year_One/Imperial_Entanglements#Chapter_Four:_Important_Discussion - New Chapter |
21:00.34 | Cyrannian | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Galactic_Empire_of_Cyrannus/Imperial_Navy#Starships - Also this |
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21:05.26 | odell | ImpyDroid: http://i.imgur.com/7LtxVXo.png |
21:05.46 | TekDroid | O.o |
21:09.49 | OluapPlayer | Xho: http://i.imgur.com/j06pFnP.png |
21:11.33 | Xho | "Sexy" |
21:12.07 | Suppy_ | Both categories of Ainsley are as Xho stated |
21:13.42 | Cyrannian | Featured fictions are the Quashowan by Dino, Petroatragal by OluapPlayer, Nomatari Sovereignty by Dromlexer and Angels of the Hunting Isle by OluapPlayer. |
21:14.43 | odell | ImpyDroid: http://i.imgur.com/XaPilgS.png |
21:15.18 | ImpyDroid | odell: Great Russia, Small Russia, White Russia |
21:17.14 | OluapPlayer | I guess I gotta write an intro paragraph for Angels then |
21:18.46 | Cyrannian | Also what is up with these new editors |
21:19.07 | Cyrannian | By which I mean the thing used to edit pages. |
21:19.34 | OluapPlayer | I don't get what you mean, it's the same as usual for me |
21:20.24 | Cyrannian | Try editing a mainspace page |
21:21.31 | OluapPlayer | Same as usual |
21:21.38 | Ghel | It's normal for me too. Have you checked your preferences? |
21:21.57 | Cyrannian | Do you use monobook? |
21:24.05 | Cyrannian | Oh and that's a very impressive image for Angels of the Hunting Isle |
21:24.54 | OluapPlayer | Thank you |
21:26.18 | Cyrannian | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/SporeWiki:Featured_fiction - Also updated this, when you write the intro, you can add it here |
21:27.56 | OluapPlayer | right |
21:32.05 | Monet | Cyrannian: QUite aof a turn of events. And quie a generous offer that Ramashe was given |
21:32.29 | Cyrannian | Thanks, hope you liked it |
21:33.11 | odell | Monet: http://i.imgur.com/vjEpN2t.png |
21:34.59 | Monet | odell: Things are indeed looking up for the UK |
21:36.04 | Monet | Lately there's been call to bring the mega-rich (such as the head of HSBC) living overseas to accountability for their missing taxes. It's been like that for a while but I'm being hopeful something might happen |
21:38.28 | Monet | I might be wrong but the needle may or may not be a reference to the push to have ENgland the first country i nthe world to legalise a new kind of IVF treatment |
21:40.49 | Comrade_Vinny | Or it might just be because UL is so "rich" it do drugs all not long with pretty redhead scotish girls ^^ |
21:40.55 | Comrade_Vinny | *UK |
21:44.54 | Monet | Lolprobably |
21:45.34 | Monet | There has -finally- been serious consideration in partliament to rethink the UK's drug policies |
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21:47.23 | Monet | I recall it was withi nthe past month that the UK's average wage rise rate has begun to outpace inflation for the first time since the Recession |
21:47.29 | Cyrannian | https://scontent-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/s720x720/10427306_10153213457531840_6008019756412771439_n.jpg?oh=1735715d90edc4284d9bfa8315ba8b4d&oe=555A1E18 |
21:48.27 | Hachiman | Her fault for sleeping on the floor |
21:49.44 | Monet | Maybe she passed out? |
21:51.04 | Ghelae | Maybe the robot used its secret robot powers to make her pass out, so it could attack her hair. |
21:51.06 | Ghelae | Sneaky robot. |
21:51.23 | Hachiman | You talk like you have experience Ghelae |
21:52.25 | Ghelae | Look, just because one of my many plans for taking over the world involves using my army of robotic vacuum cleaners to hoover up the human race does not mean I was responsible for that incident. |
21:52.35 | Cyrannian | Maybe it decided that she needed a makeover and began cutting her hair as a friendly gesture, but upon making a mess of it, decided that she would be better off dead. |
21:53.20 | Ghelae | That's perfectly rational AI logic there. |
21:54.36 | Ghelae | Mind you, I've never seen somebody's hair after a vacuum cleaner's tried to cut it. Maybe it is actually a fate worse than death. |
21:55.33 | Cyrannian | I kinda want to speed up my fiction, but the fact that I go by "Dark Times: Year Three", "New Cyrandia Wars: Year One" kinda bogs me down. |
21:56.34 | OluapPlayer | suks 4 u lul |
21:56.41 | Cyrannian | fuk off |
22:00.28 | Monet | http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2813382/Punishing-drug-users-pointless-says-Home-Office-report-No10-buried-Lib-Dem-study-said-legalising-narcotics-not-lead-people-taking-them.html Wow...Daily Mail Readers are supporting drug decriminalisation |
22:00.37 | Monet | (look at the comments) |
22:00.40 | Suppy_ | wow |
22:00.50 | Monet | Preferably the best-rated ones |
22:03.11 | Monet | Prohibition. Doesn't Work. |
22:03.46 | odell | Monet: The comic's context was: UK's GDP increased after started counting drugs and prostitution |
22:05.47 | Monet | The UK does have a big drug trade |
22:06.14 | OluapPlayer | Hachiman Xho: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlxfDvSyPKA |
22:07.57 | Hachiman | I AM ETERNAL |
22:07.59 | odell | Also, Monet. In Korea and some areas of Asia, you sleep on a mattress on the floor. |
22:14.32 | odell | Ghelae: Whenever you talk about plans taking over the world. I always question myself, "is this... Ghelae, Steve Griffin?" |
22:15.18 | Ghelae | No. Plenty of people have plans to take over the world, you see. |
22:15.47 | OluapPlayer | Xho: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/24798622/images/1368431800462.jpg |
22:16.12 | Xho | 170.3 TB |
22:16.13 | Xho | wat |
22:16.42 | odell | >1600x1600 image |
22:16.48 | OluapPlayer | The oiling cannot end |
22:17.17 | Xho | odell: That might be cm |
22:17.28 | odell | also 6.4 GB ram usuage geezuh |
22:17.49 | odell | actually no, that's the source file's size |
22:17.51 | odell | silly me |
22:18.23 | odell | any program crash when hitting the 2 GB ram usuage. |
22:18.58 | odell | And no, xho. The measurement is set to px. I can easily tell that. |
22:19.08 | Suppy_ | oh my goodness |
22:19.11 | Suppy_ | the ainsley |
22:19.15 | Xho | odell: Explain then |
22:19.44 | odell | Look at the first dropmenu box on the editor window's bottom left corner. |
22:20.09 | Xho | Well that explains it |
22:20.15 | Monet | The original image is 1600x1600px |
22:20.30 | odell | And the box beneath the warning has a setting with "pixels" cut in half. |
22:21.45 | odell | appearently, this OP tried to save a file with the resolution 100,000 px per m judging from what I can see of the half-piece properties. |
22:23.04 | odell | scaling, not saving. I give up. |
22:25.07 | Ghelae | I'm going to go now. Bye! |
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22:26.10 | Wormy_ | ... http://www.express.co.uk/news/showbiz/558006/Downton-Shirley-MacLaine-Stephen-Hawking-outrage-Holocaust |
22:26.13 | Wormy_ | hi |
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22:28.57 | Cyrannian | Hai |
22:29.16 | Monet | Hello |
22:29.43 | Wormy_ | I watched Theory of Everything |
22:29.49 | Tybusen | Hello comrades |
22:30.09 | odell | Wormy_: A fellow Unity3D developer suggested to me that I should use lengthy strings of seeds in order to store everything procedurally generated content. |
22:30.39 | odell | It actually makes sence, since random actually uses digits to choose one. |
22:30.50 | Wormy_ | yeah |
22:31.45 | odell | The save file will be a lengthy mess of numbers that you won't be able to decode by yourself. |
22:34.17 | odell | If encoded with byte[], it will make up a binary file which helps to tell users that this file is unreadable by human standards. But is necessenary for the program they want to use. |
22:35.46 | odell | And hello Tybusen. |
22:35.53 | Tybusen | hai odell |
22:40.36 | OluapPlayer | Xho: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94NxF2F2BuY |
22:42.30 | Xho | ha ha ha ha ha ha |
22:42.50 | OluapPlayer | That Soldier bit |
22:42.59 | OluapPlayer | That's got to be the funniest thing I've seen in weeks |
22:43.23 | Monet | Cyrannian: Regarding your story titles. MAybe consider going by period or phase rather than year? |
22:43.28 | Monet | Might make things mroe flexible. |
22:43.45 | Xho | Das makes these things arguably spot on |
22:44.04 | Cyrannian | Good ide |
22:46.38 | OluapPlayer | He's like the only person who still makes these |
22:46.45 | OluapPlayer | This fad died out like years ago |
22:49.17 | Wormy_ | So I just learned Zimbabwe experienced a hyperinflation of 5.5 sextillion dollars. They started printed 100 trillion dollar bills |
22:49.22 | Wormy_ | *6.5 |
22:50.09 | Monet | Will Zimbabwe's hyperinflation ever stop? |
22:50.09 | TekDroid | Then inflation was past a million % at its peak IIRC. |
22:50.43 | TekDroid | Think the currency collapsed and they swapped to US dollars or something. |
22:51.12 | Wormy_ | I'm learning all this here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EobPnLZiOo8 |
22:51.22 | Monet | The hilarious thing about hyperinflation: You can be declared a trillionaire -> still dirt-poor. |
22:51.58 | Wormy_ | A loaf of bread cost barrels of 100 trillion dollar bils |
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22:53.10 | TekDroid | Zimbabwe's hyperinflation reached 89,700,000,000,000,000,000,000%. |
22:54.09 | Wormy_ | Hungary was even worse and they started printing 1 milliard pengo bills |
22:54.10 | TekDroid | Then the currency collapsed. |
22:57.59 | TekDroid | Wow, I was just reading about the hungary one... |
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23:01.45 | GD12 | Hello everyone |
23:01.47 | GD12 | Oh wow, busy IRC |
23:02.07 | TekDroid | Hello |
23:02.15 | Xho | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/File:DarkElvishLegionTitle.png In case no one saw I made a script for Dark Elvish |
23:02.42 | TekDroid | neat |
23:02.48 | GD12 | Looks complexicated |
23:03.04 | Xho | It's actually one of my more simple writing systems hur |
23:03.11 | TekDroid | lol |
23:03.22 | Wormy_ | Monet, Cyrannian: I'm really hating Matriarch Benezia |
23:03.34 | TekDroid | >Xho >simple writing systems |
23:03.35 | TekDroid | lol |
23:03.36 | Wormy_ | I entered that mission WAY too early |
23:03.40 | GD12 | lol |
23:03.47 | Xho | Wormy_: Asari commando gon screw u good |
23:04.09 | Monet | Benezia is a nasty woman |
23:04.22 | Monet | But hey, she's also voiced by Deanna Troi! |
23:04.26 | Wormy_ | I managed to defeat the first lot but when she attaks again she chases me and I can't fight back |
23:04.30 | Wormy_ | true |
23:04.54 | Xho | The Dark Elvish script works like the Devanagari script though it's an alphabet and not an alphasyllabary |
23:05.25 | Xho | Though there are certain quirks in the script that make it less simple than that |
23:06.21 | TekDroid | I should try ME again. I was just after that tank part of that blizzard planet after that citadel thing. |
23:06.21 | Xho | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/File:DarkElvishScript.png There's a less condensed example |
23:06.33 | Xho | Noveria is a pain in the ass |
23:06.35 | GD12 | Xho : Make a set of conjugation rules for it that make japanese's look simple |
23:06.49 | Xho | Japanese's conjugation rules are simple |
23:07.09 | Xho | Well not as simple as say Spanish's but one can get their head around it |
23:07.42 | Cyrannian | Benezia has large chest fruit |
23:07.53 | GD12 | most asari do iirc |
23:08.21 | GD12 | Xho : Imagine something like Arabic with Chinese tones and Japanese grammar or something liek that |
23:08.31 | Xho | That's Kicathian |
23:08.40 | GD12 | Aye lol |
23:08.45 | Xho | At least one perspective of it |
23:08.55 | GD12 | Grade 1 Kicathian even |
23:09.15 | Monet | GD12: The fact the top half of her bosom is exposed does helps the image. |
23:09.22 | GD12 | true lol |
23:09.42 | GD12 | attractive until you get to the realization that shes ~900 |
23:09.56 | GD12 | and possessed by robot-cthulthu as well iirc |
23:10.09 | Monet | Semi-posessed |
23:10.25 | Xho | Dark Elvish as a language only has somewhere between 45 - 50 individual letters |
23:10.31 | GD12 | aye |
23:10.43 | Monet | Robo-cthulhu gives his servants some free will for the sake of practicality: The mroe they are brainwashed, the more the reaper has to maintain control |
23:10.46 | GD12 | Xho : I guess a complex language has letters composed of different permutations of dark elvish letters lol |
23:10.54 | GD12 | aye |
23:10.58 | GD12 | tl;dr too much micro |
23:11.20 | Xho | I dunno if I'll ever get around to making the Void Script |
23:11.25 | Xho | Remaking it anyway |
23:11.36 | Monet | Yeah. Fully-brainwashed mortals are basically a few processes short of forgetting how to *breathe* |
23:12.01 | GD12 | aye |
23:12.03 | Xho | Void Script is what allowed Dark Elvish script to form so they're similar but not the same |
23:12.48 | Monet | I don't know what's more creepy: Zombie husks or the shell-like people. |
23:13.12 | GD12 | aye both very creepy |
23:13.36 | Monet | I guess the shell-likes are deeper within the uncanny valley as the only thing that separates you fro mthe mis they are practically brainless. |
23:13.42 | Xho | The Thorian Creepers are the freakiest |
23:14.00 | Monet | "That's not a plant" |
23:14.15 | GD12 | There was a surprising amount of nightmare fuel for me in the ME series first time I played it |
23:14.22 | GD12 | Only kept back by the fact that I had a gun lol |
23:15.15 | Monet | First time I fought though the derelict reaper I turned off my sound after the husks startedcoming thick and fast. |
23:16.19 | GD12 | I remember that |
23:16.39 | GD12 | The Cosmic horror story vibe was strong on that mission |
23:19.12 | odell | Charles_Murray: http://i.imgur.com/QF39xqM.png |
23:19.32 | odell | France needs more revolutions. |
23:20.37 | Charles_Murray | Sounds about right. xD |
23:22.16 | Monet | Half of that time Great Britai nwas like "de fuq!?" |
23:23.33 | Monet | Actually it's kind of funny that was all within 300 years |
23:26.39 | odell | 5 coupes and revolutions plus two war-induced coups all within that span. |
23:27.53 | Charles_Murray | Two Empires, Five Republics. |
23:28.09 | odell | If Charles_Murray's France was still like that for another 800 years. It would have suffered least 18 revolutions up to 20. |
23:28.44 | Charles_Murray | I chose -not- to create the French Twenty-sixth Republic, thank you very much. xD |
23:28.58 | Charles_Murray | "French Sixth Republic |
23:28.59 | Charles_Murray | " |
23:29.00 | Suppy_ | Instead, maybe the Eighth Empire? |
23:29.25 | odell | Given it's size, revolutions might have a dramastic increase. |
23:29.44 | GD12 | Revolutions which succeed howeveer |
23:30.13 | GD12 | I'd think better monitoring technology and counter-insurgency secret police would help keep big revolts neutered |
23:30.17 | odell | Exaggeratingly saying 10x up to 100x. |
23:30.36 | odell | 180 up to 200 with the maximal 1800 to 2000. |
23:30.41 | Monet | To be fair, two of those coups were caused by the same guy. |
23:31.00 | TekDroid | Goddamn odell, you crashed Chrome. >.> |
23:31.03 | GD12 | Imagine those revolutions with EU or general Paradox Interactive mechanics |
23:31.06 | odell | lol |
23:31.52 | TekDroid | Lol |
23:31.57 | Charles_Murray | Keep in mind, France has been stable since 1958. |
23:32.08 | TekDroid | GD12: Late game EUIV/modded V2. >.> |
23:32.44 | GD12 | I was going to reference V2 as well but I didn't know how many people have played it |
23:32.50 | GD12 | But yeah lol |
23:32.53 | Wormy_ | I'm close to giving up on ME. Its not just being level 14 and weak its also the clunkyness of the game |
23:32.56 | odell | Charles_Murray: Not since the strikes started and Hollande happened. |
23:32.58 | GD12 | All your Pops revolting |
23:33.07 | GD12 | needing to recreate all those stacks |
23:33.18 | Cyrannian | http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/5/55/Harrower-class.png/revision/latest?cb=20120429180438 - le before |
23:33.43 | Cyrannian | http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/e/e0/HarrowerClass.png/revision/latest?cb=20150215233334 - le after |
23:33.45 | TekDroid | +2 militancy to all pops |
23:33.48 | Wormy_ | Wouldn't be so bad if you didn't have to go through all those dialogues over and over |
23:34.14 | Comrade_Vinny | Cyrannian: The last one ,looks like the Gauntlet |
23:34.19 | GD12 | Cyrannian : Thats beautiful |
23:35.25 | Cyrannian | Comrade_Vinny: http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120425024504/starwars/images/0/05/HarrowerClassDreadnaught-EGW.jpg - It's the Spore-ified version of this, what's the Gauntlet? |
23:35.31 | Cyrannian | GD12: Thanks! Very proud of it |
23:35.33 | odell | Cyrannian: Hard lap. |
23:36.04 | Comrade_Vinny | The Imperial ship in Old Republic |
23:37.24 | Cyrannian | Ah yes, it's the same ship |
23:38.09 | Comrade_Vinny | With the point of the "dagger" split in two |
23:38.24 | GD12 | bbl |
23:38.35 | Comrade_Vinny | http://th00.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/f/2013/265/4/a/swtor___the_battle_of_the_gauntlet__4__by_corephantom-d6ndzts.png |
23:38.43 | odell | Cyrannian: Imperial Stardestroyer... http://i.imgur.com/xsKoAaZ.png |
23:38.59 | Monet | odell: Wrong era |
23:39.04 | odell | http://i.imgur.com/qOEWd8B.png |
23:39.08 | odell | ... Metric. |
23:39.22 | Comrade_Vinny | What is that ship?!?! |
23:39.31 | Comrade_Vinny | Turret on the hull! That is impossible! |
23:39.51 | odell | Hrgh. The original pulls it better. http://imgur.com/gallery/XT1d1 |
23:41.11 | Monet | odell: "Here's a picture of a Hollywood Star Destroyer" - *Picture of coke* |
23:41.25 | Comrade_Vinny | This is not an Imperial Star Destroyer, it's one of Ansel Hsiao's Procursator-class Star Destroyers. |
23:41.58 | Cyrannian | Just about to say, he makes excellent ships |
23:41.59 | Xho | I come back and I have no clue what we're talking about |
23:42.24 | TekDroid | Monet: I loled |
23:44.38 | odell | Monet: Whoever pulled off that deserves a beer. |
23:45.28 | odell | Speaking of creations. I put this together out of boredom. http://i.imgur.com/TMean7i.png |
23:45.52 | Monet | Crystal monster-alien? |
23:46.18 | Wormy_ | A bit like the creature thart visited my bedroom many years ago |
23:46.59 | odell | It even has a crocked long neck. |
23:47.02 | Xho | Looking up things on WikiHow and laughing at them |
23:47.13 | Xho | "How to avoid laughing at obese girls" |
23:47.25 | Xho | Seriously who the hell needs a step-by-step guide on that |
23:48.30 | odell | I had more of the characteristics of a blind alien coated in chitin similar to crystal in both form and structure. |
23:49.05 | odell | Xho: Most of the obese women are "genetic"-banking feminists. |
23:49.20 | Xho | shots fired |
23:50.03 | Xho | "How to ask a boss for a one-night stand" |
23:50.46 | Monet | :humans: |
23:52.01 | odell | I should've used neofeminists. |
23:52.29 | odell | The tumblr and "genetic"s type of feminists. |
23:53.30 | Wormy_ | my weekend http://imgur.com/gallery/6iyg06X |
23:54.43 | odell | That's one of the things I distaste sleeping. |
23:55.30 | Wormy_ | http://imgur.com/gallery/wBhi4r9 |
23:56.35 | odell | http://imgur.com/gallery/PTTKz |
23:58.15 | Wormy_ | hell http://imgur.com/gallery/ZYV0Vsb |
23:59.44 | Cyrannian | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Galactic_Empire_of_Cyrannus/Imperial_Navy/Star_Destroyers - Added the Harrower-class to those curious about it |
23:59.47 | odell | I wish Imperios was still here. http://i.imgur.com/jUAxRrj.jpg |
23:59.51 | Wormy_ | According to that I have gallstones and pancreatitis |