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| 00:05.02 | AdmiralPanda | hi all |
| 00:12.40 | TekDroid | Hello |
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| 00:35.06 | Hachiman | Hai Panda |
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| 03:26.54 | PandaMechanicus | hi all |
| 03:26.59 | Tek0516 | Hello |
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| 03:55.48 | Hachiman_ | Shit |
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| 06:18.52 | PandaMechanicus | Tek: What are you up to atm? |
| 06:25.40 | TekDroid | Nm, just playing Crusader Kings. Going to bed soon though. |
| 06:32.56 | PandaMechanicus | fair enough |
| 06:33.03 | PandaMechanicus | I will have a decent ship design next time we play |
| 06:33.10 | TekDroid | Cool. |
| 06:33.14 | PandaMechanicus | (which is to say I've mostly finished designing it as we speak) |
| 06:33.27 | TekDroid | Lol |
| 06:36.40 | PandaMechanicus | and I have a really awesome but horribly impractical idea for what to do with it once it's done |
| 06:36.56 | PandaMechanicus | which is to say, I intend to strap a gun larger than the ship itself onto it |
| 06:37.48 | TekDroid | O.O |
| 06:38.06 | TekDroid | *ship becomes recoil-propelled* |
| 06:41.12 | PandaMechanicus | basically the intention is to build a general utility ship, but I found a rather fun way that I can attach the large ship 25cm HEKC to it |
| 06:41.52 | PandaMechanicus | which is much more entertaining than a SCT weapon loadout |
| 06:42.23 | TekDroid | lol |
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| 10:41.45 | AdmiralPanda | hi all |
| 10:43.22 | OluapWorker | Hello |
| 11:13.28 | AdmiralPanda | watched a little documentary about crossbows, and assuming the Pathfinder heavy crossbow is based on medieval windlass crossbows (which its description implies), holy shit |
| 11:15.37 | OluapWorker | Hm? |
| 11:16.16 | AdmiralPanda | long story short, head + bolt = no head |
| 11:16.48 | OluapWorker | Fair enough |
| 11:18.06 | AdmiralPanda | I'm also convinced that the majority of crossbow users in D&D suck. |
| 11:19.01 | AdmiralPanda | Allow me to elaborate: the average first level human fighter has 11hp. A heavy crossbow does 1d10 damage. This means that a single crossbow bolt can't inflict a mortal wound. |
| 11:19.13 | AdmiralPanda | The only way I can see this being possible is the user sucking massive donkey balls |
| 11:22.18 | OluapWorker | And balance |
| 11:23.35 | OluapWorker | Didn`t you want to talk to me about tactics? |
| 11:23.43 | AdmiralPanda | I did |
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| 11:51.02 | Hachiman | Hai |
| 11:51.10 | ImpyDroid | Hai |
| 11:52.19 | AdmiralPanda | hai u |
| 11:59.25 | OluapWorker | ~cuddle Hachiman |
| 11:59.25 | infobot | ACTION grabs Hachiman and cuddles until Hachiman begs for mercy |
| 11:59.28 | Hachiman | <3 |
| 12:26.28 | Hachiman | ngh too quiet |
| 12:27.13 | OluapWorker | say stoof then |
| 12:30.14 | AdmiralPanda | only thing I have to say is ngh at how much working on this transhumanism plot reminds me of Profane Rebirth |
| 12:31.55 | Hachiman | propane rebirth |
| 12:32.43 | OluapWorker | http://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic/all-spells/u/unnatural-lust oh jesus |
| 12:33.12 | AdmiralPanda | If you think that's bad you haven't read the Book of Erotic Fantasy |
| 12:33.21 | Hachiman | Oh I have |
| 12:33.30 | Hachiman | That shit is disgusting |
| 12:33.35 | Hachiman | Even by my standards |
| 12:34.12 | AdmiralPanda | well, everything except some of the commentary on various species' likely sexual habits |
| 12:34.18 | Hachiman | Aye |
| 12:34.22 | Hachiman | That was interesting |
| 12:34.33 | Hachiman | And the crossbreeding chart which is sadly outta date hur |
| 12:34.53 | Hachiman | I am surprised by how Unnatural Lust is a Level 1/2 spell though |
| 12:35.31 | AdmiralPanda | tbh it's just a really, really specific Suggestion spell |
| 12:36.31 | OluapWorker | is all i need |
| 12:36.54 | AdmiralPanda | next minute, gets cast on Khara, target is Mirya |
| 12:37.07 | Hachiman | hur |
| 12:37.40 | OluapWorker | BBEG casts on Mirya with the target being Jevyan |
| 12:39.03 | Hachiman | Geezush |
| 12:39.49 | OluapWorker | Or she could target herself since the BBEG is a tall purple-skinned elf lady |
| 12:40.39 | AdmiralPanda | now now, my option is humour, yours is asking for BDSM |
| 12:41.03 | OluapWorker | I didn`t even get to the part with the spiders yet |
| 12:41.08 | Hachiman | pls no |
| 12:42.28 | AdmiralPanda | the first thing that happens when there's spiders is I turn into an even bigger fucking spider :P |
| 12:42.44 | OluapWorker | That`ll just make it kinkier |
| 12:43.36 | AdmiralPanda | two spiders mating isn't really kinky, it's just legs everywhere |
| 12:43.47 | AdmiralPanda | and the woman usually eats the man |
| 12:43.53 | Hachiman | "Eats" |
| 12:44.30 | OluapWorker | Yes, she devours the male |
| 12:44.55 | OluapWorker | This kills the Spiderman |
| 12:45.03 | Hachiman | hur |
| 12:45.50 | OluapWorker | Anyway I`m pumped for the next session. And to not leave you worry, I was just checking on that spell out of curiosity and not because I`ll cast it on you hur |
| 12:46.00 | Hachiman | Suuure |
| 12:46.04 | OluapWorker | worried even |
| 12:46.22 | OluapWorker | I have something better than that spell in mind for l8 |
| 12:46.24 | OluapWorker | r |
| 12:46.42 | Hachiman | Once we get to Nore Eteiam I need to have Khara employ a guy to be her gladiator-champion so the group have a source of income hur |
| 12:49.27 | AdmiralPanda | adventuring is our source of income u dum |
| 12:50.24 | Hachiman | dats not a reliable source of income |
| 12:50.37 | OluapWorker | You get money by killing random animals in the wild like any respectable adventurer |
| 12:50.38 | AdmiralPanda | we already have more money in assets than most small villages make in their entire history |
| 12:50.54 | AdmiralPanda | hell we have enough money to BUILD a small village |
| 12:51.13 | Hachiman | Yes and we still do not have enough money to afford the shit we want hur |
| 12:51.32 | AdmiralPanda | dat's because you lot r greedy |
| 12:51.45 | Hachiman | no ur just a dirty cat noodist |
| 12:52.02 | AdmiralPanda | I don't need clothes I have fur |
| 12:52.31 | AdmiralPanda | also my first couple of campaigns were so low-fantasy that having two magic items in the party was the equivalent of being Bill Gates |
| 12:52.45 | Hachiman | Geezush |
| 12:52.50 | AdmiralPanda | the first couple i was in* |
| 12:53.03 | OluapWorker | That`s like the opposite of mine, magic is everywhere and that`s quite clear hur |
| 12:53.06 | AdmiralPanda | quite enjoyed it really, made them worth that much more |
| 12:53.35 | AdmiralPanda | by the end of it I think all we had was one magic sword and two rings |
| 12:54.14 | OluapWorker | I`m not a fan of low fantasy but that`s just me |
| 12:54.29 | Hachiman | I like most types of fantasy |
| 12:54.46 | AdmiralPanda | for me it just reaches a point where there's so much magic that it isn't special anymore |
| 12:55.26 | AdmiralPanda | even in our campaign, I don't really think of anything we have as being particularly special except that chimera-skin cloak, and then not even because it's magic but because it's a trophy |
| 12:56.28 | OluapWorker | Magic is a standard in the campaign, not something meant to be unique or rare |
| 12:57.01 | AdmiralPanda | I know that's how your world works, just saying that makes it lose some of the spark for me |
| 12:57.40 | OluapWorker | I`m far more interested in high fantasy so I guess that`s inevitable |
| 12:57.48 | Hachiman | So is this just for magic items or does this go for spellcasters as well |
| 12:58.01 | AdmiralPanda | kinda like essence in the wikiverse, it's not really special if you have it you're just keeping up with the joneses |
| 12:58.28 | AdmiralPanda | Hachiman: spellcasters as well, your group is so much of an oddity you're going to be attracting very public attention very quickly |
| 12:59.34 | Hachiman | I thought clerics with magic were a pretty standard thing in every campaign though hur |
| 13:00.33 | AdmiralPanda | They are, but they make up a tiny fraction of the actual clergy |
| 13:00.35 | OluapWorker | I prefer focusing on the characters and the status quo, or rather how it`s changed by the PCs' actions |
| 13:00.38 | AdmiralPanda | at least in my world |
| 13:01.14 | AdmiralPanda | in your average church you might only have one or two people who can actually use divine magic |
| 13:01.26 | OluapWorker | You have a list of named characters because I put considerable effort to make them interesting to you |
| 13:02.15 | AdmiralPanda | If you want to focus on the characters, give us more roleplaying opportunities- we spend most of each session fighting |
| 13:02.34 | AdmiralPanda | that was meant to be in a neutral tone by the way |
| 13:02.56 | OluapWorker | I do, and so far the average of fighting and roleplaying has been 50-50 as far as I can tell |
| 13:03.19 | OluapWorker | Not counting the time you spend shopping |
| 13:03.32 | AdmiralPanda | brb changing computers, it might just be my sleep-headedness but from what I remember most of it has been fighting |
| 13:04.24 | PandaMechanicus | ok back |
| 13:04.27 | OluapWorker | It is a combat-centric campaign, but just because I focus on combat doesn`t mean I can`t make characters for you to interact with |
| 13:04.54 | PandaMechanicus | that's probably why I haven't noticed then, I just zone out in combat |
| 13:04.58 | OluapWorker | I also can`t force you to go out of your way to talk to someone, that`d be railroading |
| 13:06.13 | OluapWorker | The way I see it, you should go for the NPC and not the other way around unless I`m trying to give you a new quest or something |
| 13:07.03 | PandaMechanicus | thing is, what NPCs have there been? There's the elf chasing the dragon whose name I still can't remember because we've only met her twice, but other than her and Johnson who we can't really talk to much, I don't really remember anyone |
| 13:07.35 | PandaMechanicus | I'm fully aware I'm not at 100% mental capacity by the time we start to play by the way, so that could quite easily be to blame |
| 13:09.00 | PandaMechanicus | we just haven't really had any constant NPCs to develop conversation with |
| 13:09.07 | OluapWorker | You`re certainly zoning out considering you forgot Amunth and Gretchbite |
| 13:09.46 | PandaMechanicus | Gretchbite was Khara mostly, honestly a lot of the time I forget Amunth is even there |
| 13:09.52 | PandaMechanicus | though the latter is my fault largely |
| 13:10.44 | OluapWorker | There`s nothing stopping you from interacting with any of these, I`m just not gonna do it myself because that`d be interrupting you |
| 13:12.18 | PandaMechanicus | the thing stopping us is lack of relevance, we don't really have much of a reason to talk to them bar idle chit-chat, and we're too often on the way to kill something for that |
| 13:14.18 | OluapWorker | Perhaps I should no longer bother with the NPCs then, if they`re irrelevant then they`re just a waste of time |
| 13:14.45 | PandaMechanicus | on the contrary, just make them more present |
| 13:15.05 | PandaMechanicus | honestly if this campaign was nothing but combat I wouldn't play |
| 13:15.36 | OluapWorker | And how can I do that? So far, every time an NPC becomes present, I was told I was making them overshadow the PCs |
| 13:16.38 | PandaMechanicus | take Drosil for example, even when he's showing up to give you something urgent to do he still hangs around and has a chat, Amunth doesn't do anything until someone specifically involves her |
| 13:17.28 | OluapWorker | Because I don`t want to interrupt whatever you`re doing |
| 13:18.46 | PandaMechanicus | if we're just going from A to B we're not doing anything |
| 13:19.22 | PandaMechanicus | or milling around in a city; when people are off on a shopping trip it's a great time to strike up some roleplaying with the people who aren't |
| 13:41.44 | PandaMechanicus | well, I'm tired so I'm gonna go pass out |
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| 14:28.25 | TekDroid | Hello |
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| 14:33.18 | Tek0516 | O.o https://imgur.com/gallery/U684l |
| 14:35.34 | Halopediaman | I mean |
| 14:35.42 | Halopediaman | Is Asia even an important continent? |
| 14:36.33 | Tek0516 | I'm talking more about the Australia one. :P |
| 14:36.50 | Halopediaman | Oh |
| 14:36.54 | Halopediaman | Well, it isn't wrong :P |
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| 14:54.41 | TekDroid | Hello |
| 15:00.04 | Imperios | Tom|Away: >Is Asia even an important continent? |
| 15:00.24 | Imperios | Wait was that sarcasm |
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| 15:12.53 | Wormy_ | hi |
| 15:13.13 | Wormy_ | Sweet Jhesu http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/feb/09/south-korean-womans-hair-eaten-by-robot-vacuum-cleaner-as-she-slept?CMP=share_btn_fb |
| 15:14.45 | Hachiman | Yes because you would sleep on the fucking floor wouldn't you |
| 15:14.56 | Hachiman | Dumb bitch, deserved to get eaten by her Roomba |
| 15:15.43 | Wormy_ | Maybe she thought it would avoid her? I don't understand why you'd do that either |
| 15:15.52 | Imperios | Hachiman: Nobody deserves to die like that |
| 15:17.25 | Wormy_ | I can imagine waking up one day with one of those UV sterilising vacuum robots crawling up and down my face lol |
| 15:19.47 | Wormy_ | http://imgur.com/gallery/IqlUUBY |
| 15:19.53 | Wormy_ | Some of my digits can do that |
| 15:20.04 | Wormy_ | I didn't know what it was called |
| 15:21.07 | Wormy_ | Oh its permanent |
| 15:21.17 | Wormy_ | I can bend my fingers and thumb like that |
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| 15:24.10 | Jepardi | Hi |
| 15:26.00 | Wormy_ | So |
| 15:26.14 | Wormy_ | I went to a talk about mathematics of the zombie invasion |
| 15:26.31 | Wormy_ | We're screwed |
| 15:27.03 | Wormy_ | Humans can only win if they are more dangerous than zombies, that is zombies that aren't very aggressive |
| 15:27.29 | Wormy_ | And mathematically, you will survive a quadratic increase of time if you run |
| 15:27.44 | Wormy_ | Don't fight them |
| 15:27.50 | Wormy_ | Try to block them maybe |
| 15:27.54 | Wormy_ | and run |
| 15:29.02 | Wormy_ | The mathematician speaking had been involved in a real paper published about the dynamics of zombies and survival. But he also talked about flocking, Turing patterns and simulation, etc. |
| 15:30.15 | Wormy_ | He also showed why brain tumours are so deadly |
| 15:31.01 | Wormy_ | By the time is spread to a third of your brain the MRI scans would have barely revealed the tumour |
| 15:32.00 | Wormy_ | Until zombies exist, I'll be more worried by brain tumours |
| 15:32.05 | Wormy_ | *about |
| 15:33.09 | Wormy_ | http://imgur.com/gallery/Q1wcyAq |
| 15:43.58 | Wormy_ | Going to the Arctic or Antarctic would be the only hope for civilisation |
| 15:44.15 | Wormy_ | Except of course the elites in their underground bunkers |
| 15:44.59 | Wormy_ | But then Climate Change |
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| 15:54.08 | Wormy_ | hi |
| 15:54.08 | Hachiman | spu |
| 15:54.28 | Xho | Afternoon |
| 15:57.33 | Hachiman | Wormy_: OR you can just go to the Winchester, have a pint, and wait for this all to blow over |
| 15:58.01 | Wormy_ | I saw that comment but didn't get it lol |
| 15:58.08 | OluapWorker | Hu |
| 15:58.10 | OluapWorker | Hi |
| 15:58.14 | Xho | ur a hu |
| 15:58.19 | Xho | OluapHu |
| 15:58.43 | Xho | Hachiman: I thought you said 'go to Winchester' for a said |
| 15:58.54 | Xho | Wow I just typed in mid confusion there |
| 15:59.02 | Xho | Lemme rephrase |
| 15:59.06 | Xho | Hachiman: I thought you said 'go to Winchester' |
| 15:59.06 | Xho | dere |
| 15:59.06 | Hachiman | olol |
| 15:59.13 | Hachiman | Wormy_: Never seen Shaun of the Dead? |
| 15:59.23 | Xho | Going to Winchester for a pint is a fecking rip off |
| 15:59.25 | Wormy_ | Yes, but it was years abd years ago |
| 15:59.43 | Wormy_ | I saw Cockneys vs Zombies more recently |
| 16:00.49 | Hachiman | Shaun of the Dead is considered by a majority of my friends to be the best zombie movie they have seen alongside 28 Days Later which is not actually a zombie movie hur |
| 16:01.09 | Xho | Shaun of the Dead is a great film |
| 16:03.09 | Wormy_ | I saw a documentary which tried to figure out how a real 'zombie' plague might occur. Basically it was a bioweapon, a rabies virus hybridized with a more pathogenic one. Because rabies can stay dormant for years it was silently transmitted to millions around the globe. |
| 16:03.34 | Wormy_ | Infections started to emerge everywhere |
| 16:04.17 | Xho | pandemikku |
| 16:04.45 | Xho | Wow the actual Japanese word for 'pandemic' is 'pandemikku' |
| 16:04.46 | Xho | Good guess |
| 16:05.35 | Wormy_ | Survivors fled to holds outs with moatsof water as Rabies victims can react negatively to water. But eventually what destroyed the last hold outs were mosquitoes and midges which start their life in stagnant ponds |
| 16:05.58 | Wormy_ | And they bit humans and 'zombies' alike |
| 16:06.08 | OluapWorker | I read that as mosquitos and midgets |
| 16:06.25 | Wormy_ | ohyou |
| 16:06.51 | Xho | How would you describe the temperament of a bear when it's not shredding you to bits |
| 16:07.33 | OluapWorker | Normal |
| 16:07.53 | Hachiman | Solitary, family-oriented, occasionally playful by its own merit |
| 16:07.56 | Wormy_ | Dormant |
| 16:08.04 | Wormy_ | They might be hibernation |
| 16:08.11 | Xho | >solitary >family oriented |
| 16:08.16 | Xho | DON'T GIVE ME OXYMORONS |
| 16:08.32 | Wormy_ | Well they raise cubs |
| 16:08.34 | Xho | XHO NO COMPRONDO OXOMORONS |
| 16:08.34 | Hachiman | Family-oriented as in spends time with its own family, not others hur |
| 16:08.53 | Xho | Right |
| 16:09.05 | Xho | I take it some of you have deduced that I'm slowly working on the Korhusn page |
| 16:09.12 | Hachiman | Yee |
| 16:09.16 | Xho | THE BEAR PEOPLE |
| 16:09.28 | OluapWorker | y u so loud |
| 16:09.44 | Xho | I'm so tired I'm running on maddened panic for sleep |
| 16:10.02 | Xho | I need to get into some kind of routine again in order for me to return to work |
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| 16:10.36 | Xho | Would you say bears are territorial |
| 16:10.42 | Hachiman | wHAT DO YOU THINK |
| 16:10.45 | Hachiman | Whoops caps |
| 16:10.52 | Xho | Well almost definitely |
| 16:11.23 | Hachiman | It's kinda redundant to ask when you already know hur |
| 16:11.30 | Xho | Well I might be wrong |
| 16:11.43 | Hachiman | It's bears |
| 16:11.44 | Hachiman | You're not wrong |
| 16:11.53 | Hachiman | "A self proclaimed feminist aborted her baby FIVE MONTHS into her pregnancy after discovering she was having a boy. Her reason? She didn't want to "bring another monster into the world."" |
| 16:11.54 | Xho | Bears are cute |
| 16:12.38 | Wormy_ | I hope she gets done for it |
| 16:12.58 | OluapWorker | Bears are territorial but they`re not needlessly aggressive as far as I know |
| 16:13.18 | Hachiman | Aye they just like keeping to themselves |
| 16:13.28 | Hachiman | Being solitary when not with their family and such |
| 16:13.35 | OluapWorker | And they`ll destroy you if you mess with their babbies |
| 16:13.39 | OluapWorker | And they eat fish all day |
| 16:13.46 | Xho | Orayu - *scream* |
| 16:16.05 | Hachiman | A bear and a rabbit are standing in a wood and the bear says to the rabbit, "when you go to take a shit, does any of it ever get stuck to your fur?" The rabbit responds, "No," at which point the bear grabs ahold of the rabbit and proceeds to wipe his ass with it. |
| 16:16.51 | OluapWorker | dats old |
| 16:16.54 | Xho | Typical Korhusn racist joke |
| 16:17.07 | Hachiman | I still love that joke hur |
| 16:17.53 | Wormy_ | I am seething with anger |
| 16:18.22 | Xho | Hm |
| 16:18.28 | Xho | Perhaps Wormy_ is a rabbit |
| 16:18.41 | Hachiman | He's upset over the feminist article involving the abortion |
| 16:18.45 | Hachiman | Understandably |
| 16:19.01 | Xho | Ah right |
| 16:19.33 | Xho | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Creature:K%C3%B4rhusn There's the start |
| 16:20.07 | Hachiman | "Primary languages: Nwo'gonkôrhusnar" |
| 16:20.09 | Hachiman | GONK |
| 16:20.19 | Xho | Bear - gonk fish is life |
| 16:20.29 | Imperios | Hachiman: https://2ch.hk/po/src/7829336/14235851391430.jpg Dota SJWs |
| 16:20.47 | Hachiman | It's ironic because communism hur |
| 16:24.28 | Xho | What do you call a person who studies foreigners |
| 16:24.32 | Xho | Or foreign races |
| 16:25.00 | Xho | Xenology I guess |
| 16:25.57 | Hachiman | Could be |
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| 16:30.33 | Imperios | Guys |
| 16:30.36 | Imperios | Any 'Muhricans here? |
| 16:30.40 | Imperios | Like from the USA |
| 16:31.02 | TekDroid | I'm from Canada. :P |
| 16:31.39 | Xho | dat not usa u |
| 16:32.25 | TekDroid | stabs Xho repeatedly while apologizing for it |
| 16:32.33 | Hachiman | If Drodo was here he'd have cast you as a traitor Tek hur |
| 16:33.01 | Worny_away | I find it odd how US users have drained away while British and Commonwealth users are two a penny (or pence hur) here |
| 16:33.03 | Xho | Canadian serial killer |
| 16:33.10 | Xho | Didn't know such things could exist |
| 16:33.39 | TekDroid | We have serial killers. We're just nice while doing it. >.> |
| 16:34.27 | TekDroid | We're actually really evil, we're just all psychopaths so we're good at hiding it. :P |
| 16:35.48 | TekDroid | It is amusing how predominantly Commonwealth the wiki is though. XD |
| 16:36.16 | TekDroid | Canada can't say penny anymore, we killed it. :P |
| 16:36.48 | Worny_away | Doesn't your currency still have the Queen's head stamped on it though? |
| 16:37.50 | Worny_away | Notes anyway |
| 16:38.06 | TekDroid | I believe so. I have no bills to check that though. XD |
| 16:38.28 | TekDroid | She is on the coins still, that much I know. |
| 16:41.22 | OluapWorker | http://i.imgur.com/rmo4UfL.jpg |
| 16:41.40 | Worny_away | Brilliant |
| 16:42.26 | Hachiman | olol |
| 16:43.28 | Xho | "Hodor" |
| 16:46.12 | OluapWorker | https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-sgkU0eMJL_s/VNjvWCpvzII/AAAAAAAACDw/if7-r-PA2zk/s339/1375659648745.gif dat face |
| 16:47.10 | Hachiman | Hachi and Baptarion |
| 16:47.10 | Xho | "fuk ur interpretation nigga" |
| 16:48.00 | Hachiman | http://41.media.tumblr.com/b3a60d3a4d275fec23a1111b078f4cd6/tumblr_n5okgfy0mn1sdzitmo1_1280.png |
| 16:48.27 | OluapWorker | hur |
| 16:48.29 | OluapWorker | http://hugelolcdn.com/i700/325286.jpg |
| 16:49.52 | OluapWorker | http://i.imgur.com/RTUh25r.jpg Mortium`s weakness |
| 16:51.01 | Xho | 250 years |
| 16:51.05 | Xho | dat some long lives |
| 16:59.29 | Xho | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Creature:K%C3%B4rhusn dere |
| 17:01.07 | OluapWorker | beer |
| 17:12.14 | Worny_away | Bearians! |
| 17:12.58 | Hachiman | I would quote but I do not have anything/anybody to quote with as of yet for the western continent |
| 17:13.33 | Xho | They are on the eastern continent as well |
| 17:13.41 | Hachiman | They are? |
| 17:14.27 | Xho | They're sort of spread out between both continents |
| 17:15.28 | OluapWorker | I have no one to quote as |
| 17:16.07 | Xho | I don't mind if you don't quote |
| 17:16.17 | Xho | No one quotes my pages nowadays anyway |
| 17:16.31 | Xho | Mainly because it's (mostly) distant from everything else |
| 17:17.04 | OluapWorker | I always quote, but only when possible |
| 17:17.16 | OluapWorker | In this case it`s not possible hur |
| 18:04.06 | Hachiman | https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/1613862_10153711920385476_6825444284796193879_n.png?oh=d970894860abc5e8fb8fd09fdfa7b921&oe=5558A449&__gda__=1432093378_28be56da3ecc0e6a0287892e2e4ab84c |
| 18:07.51 | OluapWorker | hur |
| 18:15.47 | Worny_away | Turkey to investigate violence in Minecraft http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-31296419 |
| 19:08.03 | TekDroid | ~test |
| 19:08.03 | infobot | well, test is not funny |
| 19:17.30 | Hachiman | Xho: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztc6Ow3ripQ OH SHIT SON |
| 19:20.01 | Xho | Hachiman: Tekken Hype Train has no brakes |
| 19:20.41 | Xho | Thinking about it the Tekken characters could probably take on the Dragon Ball characters |
| 19:20.50 | Hachiman | I doubt it hur |
| 19:20.53 | Hachiman | Well |
| 19:20.59 | Hachiman | Maybe |
| 19:21.00 | Xho | I remember in Tekken 6 Heihachi stops an oncoming bullet with a headbutt |
| 19:22.12 | Hachiman | Jin and Kazuya can turn into Demons although it is difficult to measure exactly how powerful they are |
| 19:22.18 | Worny_away | A bit of BJJ would take em out |
| 19:22.55 | Xho | Imagine Devil Heihachi |
| 19:22.59 | Hachiman | Geezush |
| 19:23.00 | Xho | shit would be real |
| 19:23.14 | Hachiman | I don't even know what the fuck Heihachi's deal is with all that energy crap |
| 19:23.19 | Xho | Ki |
| 19:23.22 | Xho | bcuz |
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| 19:27.15 | Hachiman | I wonder where Jin fits into Tekken 7 |
| 19:27.28 | Hachiman | As far as I know he is canonically leading the Zaibatsu |
| 19:28.14 | Worny_away | http://imgur.com/gallery/WEF9I8O "I have some pretty cool friends too..." http://i.imgur.com/iGY1Dqn.gif |
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| 19:29.57 | Xho | I dunno |
| 19:31.33 | odell | How itching feels like as an offspring to someone with eczema. http://i.imgur.com/kmVdfu7.jpg |
| 19:35.39 | Xho | Oh I remember that clip |
| 19:35.41 | Xho | Ultra weird |
| 19:36.40 | odell | Indeed. |
| 19:37.45 | Worny_away | Just looking at it itches me |
| 19:38.14 | Xho | The clip is about vegetables going through ritual suicide in order to make themselves a curry |
| 19:38.36 | Wormy_ | Reminds me of thopse rotten veg birthday cards |
| 19:38.58 | Wormy_ | *violentVeg |
| 19:39.06 | Wormy_ | http://carteblanchegreetings.com/violent_veg/ |
| 19:39.08 | odell | Also reminds me of two bananas boxing each other too. |
| 19:40.38 | Wormy_ | http://www.funkypigeon.com/Thumbs/PreviewImages_resize_live/external/Card_ViolentVegDick_P.jpg |
| 19:41.18 | Wormy_ | http://www.funkypigeon.com/Thumbs/PreviewImages_resize_live/external/Card_ViolentVegHeadache_P.jpg |
| 19:41.49 | Wormy_ | http://preview.funkypigeon.com/dsmo/streamimage.aspx?set=Card_ViolentVeg12_GraterDanger_P_lowres&t=Name&pw=323&co=100&ac=EED5E1EC4FA3D17325F0DFFFF79539F3 |
| 19:42.06 | Wormy_ | http://www.funkypigeon.com/Thumbs/PreviewImages_resize_live/External04/Card_ViolentVeg12_BoatLeeks_P.jpg |
| 19:42.13 | Wormy_ | Thats enough |
| 19:44.10 | odell | The last one holy shit. |
| 19:46.10 | Xho | Hm |
| 19:46.24 | Xho | I wonder if there is any kind of dragon wildlife I could make native to Abyssus |
| 19:46.39 | Xho | non-sapient that is |
| 19:47.02 | Xho | Whatever it would look like I can't imagine it would be pretty |
| 19:48.22 | odell | Anyway. What brought me here was about a hobby I'm currently working on. Game development. |
| 19:51.54 | Wormy_ | And? |
| 19:51.56 | odell | The main concept is to create a 4X RTS game using produceally generated universes. The universes contains procedurally generated races, empires and history. To start with the game, I need a main menu which fits with the name. But I'm currently struggling with a better and convicent name. |
| 19:52.05 | odell | procedurally* |
| 19:52.24 | Wormy_ | Sounds big |
| 19:53.58 | odell | Of course. I just need something that would keep me busy. |
| 19:54.31 | Wormy_ | Check out Space Engine for inspiration. |
| 19:56.55 | odell | Will do once I get fleshing out the mechanics. |
| 19:57.08 | odell | As it's an Unity Engine game. |
| 19:57.29 | Wormy_ | Is it 2D or 3D? |
| 19:57.46 | Hachiman | I just realized that it is Valentine's Day soon |
| 19:57.46 | Hachiman | Fuck |
| 19:57.59 | odell | 3D. I'm going to use all the 3 dimensions to give it a more realistic feel. X, Y and Z |
| 19:58.01 | Wormy_ | Singles Awareness Day |
| 19:58.03 | Hachiman | Time to go order chocolates and flowers online to myself |
| 19:58.19 | odell | Most 4X space games I find out there fails to use the Z dimension. |
| 19:59.46 | odell | One of the biggest focuses is automation to reduce the upkeep as your empire grows bigger and bigger. |
| 20:00.04 | odell | Reducing micromanagement. |
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| 20:00.07 | *** mode/#sporewiki [+o Ghelae] by ChanServ |
| 20:00.10 | Ghelae | Hello. |
| 20:00.26 | Wormy_ | Hi |
| 20:00.27 | Hachiman | Hai Ghelae |
| 20:00.33 | odell | Hey |
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| 20:01.52 | odell | The placeholder project name is Xenophobia. But I'm sure that there is a better name than that. |
| 20:01.57 | DrodoEmpire | Hi everyone |
| 20:02.03 | odell | Hey Drodo |
| 20:02.09 | Hachiman | Necrophilia |
| 20:02.10 | DrodoEmpire | Hi |
| 20:02.16 | Wormy_ | lol |
| 20:02.20 | DrodoEmpire | Oh. |
| 20:02.29 | Wormy_ | Xenonecrophlia |
| 20:02.38 | Wormy_ | *philia |
| 20:03.03 | Hachiman | Or Necroxenophilia |
| 20:03.37 | odell | Are you telling me that the game's main concept it to create an economy to distribute cropses to please your necrophiliac citizens? |
| 20:03.53 | Wormy_ | Its certainly original. |
| 20:04.00 | Hachiman | I am beginning to feel sick just thinking of Valentine's Day honestly |
| 20:04.16 | Hachiman | Or rather the amount of effort and money people waste on it |
| 20:04.28 | Xho | I would say angry though angry is my natural state of being |
| 20:04.29 | odell | "The one who controls the cropses controls the universe." |
| 20:04.57 | Hachiman | Well I tend to feel sick whenever I feel angry nowadays |
| 20:05.04 | Hachiman | Which is why I try not to get angry |
| 20:05.08 | Xho | Hm I might create some kind of legendary creature that resides in Abyssus |
| 20:05.20 | Hachiman | My stomach does a turn-over and I feel uneasy for the rest of the day |
| 20:05.24 | Wormy_ | Shape it into a giant heart |
| 20:05.49 | Xho | Actually it was going to be a colossal monster made of corpses |
| 20:06.13 | odell | Xho: http://i.imgur.com/i6iKmxg.jpg |
| 20:06.21 | odell | Mind you, I know what it actually means. |
| 20:06.24 | Wormy_ | The hearts of dead alien singles |
| 20:06.31 | Xho | odell: Pahaha |
| 20:07.02 | Xho | I just dunno what it would look like |
| 20:07.07 | Xho | dragon-shaped is probable |
| 20:08.21 | odell | Wormy_ Hachiman: Jokes aside, got an idea? |
| 20:08.37 | Xho | I did want to make a corpse dragon but putting it into the fantasyverse would have been difficult |
| 20:10.36 | Wormy_ | Sadly non. I like 4X and open procedural / simulated world games however |
| 20:10.46 | Wormy_ | none |
| 20:10.53 | Xho | Also I dunno how to make a dragon look like an amalgamation of corpses and get away with it |
| 20:11.16 | Wormy_ | I have a idea |
| 20:11.35 | Xho | wat |
| 20:11.36 | Wormy_ | 1) Make the corpses individually |
| 20:11.54 | Wormy_ | 2) In Spore GA, hide them as interactable objects |
| 20:12.03 | Xho | That would take a lot of time |
| 20:12.05 | Wormy_ | 3) Group them together |
| 20:12.32 | odell | Vincent20100: http://i.imgur.com/L3WW7wp.png |
| 20:12.39 | Hachiman | drom: Not sure myself |
| 20:14.17 | odell | Thanks for taking your time though. |
| 20:14.47 | Wormy_ | No problem. Good luck. |
| 20:15.29 | DrodoEmpire | odell: Basically Canada |
| 20:16.14 | Xho | Wait I'm getting an idea in my head |
| 20:16.46 | Xho | Four winged Amphiptere-shaped abomination |
| 20:16.53 | odell | http://i.imgur.com/xgkncfg.png |
| 20:17.19 | DrodoEmpire | hur |
| 20:17.57 | Wormy_ | lol |
| 20:18.03 | Xho | Or perhaps six wings |
| 20:18.07 | Xho | Six will do |
| 20:18.24 | odell | "dangerous wildlife" http://i.imgur.com/C9RchTz.png |
| 20:19.49 | Wormy_ | rofl |
| 20:22.37 | Hachiman | Balor aren't wildlife tho |
| 20:22.38 | Hachiman | Balrog I mean |
| 20:24.56 | Wormy_ | You mean Bahhrog |
| 20:26.50 | odell | One of the things I'm happier to live in Sweden. http://i.imgur.com/KtIIsCE.png |
| 20:28.26 | Xho | What to call this creature hm |
| 20:31.15 | odell | Wormy_: http://i.imgur.com/Eheu90I.png |
| 20:32.04 | odell | Seems like I'm acting like a Swiss when it comes to quality. |
| 20:34.04 | Wormy_ | lol |
| 20:38.50 | odell | Swiss people are surely the world's most kinky people. http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/11pcs1/while_i_lived_in_an_apartment_i_kept_a_linksys/c6oqc3m?context=1 |
| 20:50.37 | Xho | http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/6/61/Akhyrlktaikkalan.png/revision/latest?cb=20150210205024 Well I made a scary |
| 20:52.39 | Wormy_ | Wow didn't take you that long |
| 20:53.35 | Xho | Well I just copied the arms down |
| 21:03.18 | Wormy_ | Memories... http://imgur.com/gallery/kFlO2Ev |
| 21:05.40 | Wormy_ | Hachiman, Xho, Technobliterator: http://imgur.com/gallery/kqkDQR0 |
| 21:08.42 | Wormy_ | http://imgur.com/gallery/fNeC6ec |
| 21:08.47 | Wormy_ | awesome |
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| 21:11.40 | Xho | Hachiman: http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/6/61/Akhyrlktaikkalan.png/revision/latest?cb=20150210205024 caw caw |
| 21:11.52 | Hachiman | Looks pretty intimidating |
| 21:14.01 | odell | I wish I could use this for the game. But I have no plans to release it under an other license than as an open-source software. |
| 21:14.05 | odell | http://font.ubuntu.com/ |
| 21:15.46 | Hachiman | Wormy_: So according to a status posted by Stephen Hawking on Facebook, Felicity Jones (from The Theory of Everything) believes that Hawking is smarter than Stephen Fry who was also there - at which he was 'glad' - and he also loves The LEGO Movie hur |
| 21:16.57 | Wormy_ | He gave an award to Interstellar too by the looks of it |
| 21:17.01 | Hachiman | Aye he did |
| 21:17.15 | Wormy_ | Keep in mind he is friends with Kip Thorne who worked on the physics |
| 21:22.40 | Hachiman | I am not feeling too well this week it appears |
| 21:22.49 | Hachiman | I have been feeling uneasy since last week throughout |
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| 21:25.44 | Wormy_ | bbl |
| 21:31.10 | TekDroid | Hello |
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| 21:46.27 | Hachiman | Hello |
| 21:46.41 | OluapPlayer | hi |
| 21:46.50 | Xho | ups |
| 21:46.59 | Xho | OluapPlayer: http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/6/61/Akhyrlktaikkalan.png/revision/latest?cb=20150210205024 cuddly toy |
| 21:47.15 | OluapPlayer | i've seen |
| 21:47.18 | OluapPlayer | Messed up thing |
| 21:47.41 | Xho | It's not the best picture ever |
| 21:47.53 | Xho | One at an angle would show you the details on the 'wings' |
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| 21:50.22 | Xho | https://twitter.com/WhatTheFFacts/status/565265234420830211 |
| 21:50.41 | Hachiman | Huh |
| 21:51.02 | Xho | Huh indeed |
| 21:52.37 | Xho | Just had the horrible thought of Longinus with an Aether Emerald, never going to happen but imagine what it would look like |
| 21:53.03 | OluapPlayer | A beefier version of himself |
| 21:54.17 | Xho | Well I was thinking about the horns |
| 21:54.23 | Xho | And probable wings |
| 21:55.36 | Xho | If the Aether Emerald magic completely supplants the magic one has in their bodies Longinus would not be Mr. Pretty Gold Elf if that was the case |
| 21:55.50 | Xho | Aether Emerald magic would probably kill an Orichalcum Elf when I think about it |
| 21:57.09 | Xho | Or if doesn't cause any fatal damage turn them into a dark analogue of an Orichalcum Elf |
| 21:57.18 | OluapPlayer | Aether States are influenced by one's inner self, he's need reasons to have horns and wings |
| 21:57.20 | OluapPlayer | brb dinner |
| 21:57.51 | Xho | Hm |
| 21:58.01 | Xho | Probably just horns then |
| 21:58.18 | Xho | Dark Orichalcum Elf |
| 21:58.22 | Xho | Now there's a thought |
| 21:58.36 | Hachiman | Why would it be Dark |
| 21:58.41 | Hachiman | He uses Sun Magic |
| 21:58.43 | Xho | Aether Emerald = Dark Magic |
| 21:59.04 | Hachiman | Clothovera only became what he was because she uses dark magic herself |
| 21:59.22 | Xho | Well Orichalcum Elves tend to have great affinity and weakness to other magics |
| 21:59.37 | Xho | Sensitivity there we go that's the word I was looking for |
| 22:00.05 | Hachiman | Yurthez did not become corrupted with dark energy when he used the Aether Emerald, neither did Drenar Mellowsun |
| 22:00.40 | Xho | If an Orichalcum Elf can be turned into a Shiarchon theoretically there's equal chance an Orichalcum Elf can become possessed by any other essence granted it coming from a powerful source |
| 22:00.49 | Xho | Though I don't think historically there'd be any example |
| 22:00.59 | Xho | Dark magic might kill an Orichalcum Elf anyway |
| 22:01.04 | Hachiman | Stuff in general gets corrupted by Void energy though |
| 22:01.55 | Xho | Void magic is just malignant horror and I'd suppose survival rates from getting corrupted by void magic is higher than getting corrupted from dark magic |
| 22:02.14 | Xho | I usually treat void magic as some kind of sentient virulent presence that just wants to eat everything it sees |
| 22:02.23 | Xho | Or at least the magic in Abyssus |
| 22:02.49 | Xho | I dunno it's thin-ice-territory thinking about void magic and dark magic in the same topic |
| 22:03.06 | Xho | Void magic can hybridize but it takes a lot of willpower to do it |
| 22:04.02 | Xho | But yeah I'd imagine the Orichalcum Elves' sensitivity to magic would either turn one into a dark being or kill them if they were influenced by an Aether Emerald |
| 22:04.15 | Xho | Killing them more likely |
| 22:04.44 | OluapPlayer | Clothovera became what she was because her family line is cursed by a Simulacrum, therefore her Aether State is demonic |
| 22:04.53 | Xho | I see |
| 22:05.27 | Xho | Longinus would probably just have blue/black skin of sorts |
| 22:06.08 | Xho | Although I dunno whether Longinus' control of sun magic would make him able to withstand an Aether Emerald or kill him quicker |
| 22:06.11 | Xho | Could go either way |
| 22:06.23 | OluapPlayer | It'd probably kill him |
| 22:06.27 | Xho | More likely |
| 22:06.51 | OluapPlayer | Drenar gained wings because Hikamera Elves are light-oriented and thus he was given the appearance of a fallen angel |
| 22:07.20 | Xho | Hm |
| 22:08.02 | OluapPlayer | Dragostea was reverted into something closer to the original vampire form aka a Vurdalak, and became more seductive as a Succubus |
| 22:08.26 | OluapPlayer | Yurthez just got the ability of feeling emotions like a normal person because Derevar are weirdos |
| 22:09.26 | Xho | In that instance it would probably turn Longinus' features pure black |
| 22:09.54 | Xho | Mainly due to the sun = / = darkness shitstorm |
| 22:10.32 | OluapPlayer | Nyakik's Aether State is actually just a temporary accelerated aging |
| 22:10.50 | OluapPlayer | Her Aether State is how she'll look like as an adult |
| 22:10.54 | Xho | rite |
| 22:11.08 | Xho | Kinmo just goes edgy |
| 22:11.16 | OluapPlayer | Which in turn is closer in appearance to her ancestor aka Clotholaire's familiar |
| 22:11.39 | Xho | Worships the god of night -> main artefacts kill them Orichalcum Elves drew the short straw |
| 22:12.22 | OluapPlayer | Orichalcum Elf - gods are a bit of diks cept sun burd |
| 22:13.18 | Xho | I would have wondered whether Soldalatel would have had similar artefacts like the Aether Emeralds but considering she made weapons like Aurtalvaseius' Wrath it's not very likely |
| 22:13.38 | OluapPlayer | Having more than one kind of emerald would make them less special |
| 22:13.49 | Xho | Well it wouldn't have been an emerald per se |
| 22:13.57 | OluapPlayer | You know what I mean |
| 22:13.57 | Xho | More like a...whatever I dunno gemstones |
| 22:14.01 | Xho | I know |
| 22:14.22 | Xho | It wouldn't have been likely anyway since Soldalatel wasn't one for 'go nuts with sun powers' |
| 22:14.50 | Xho | Whereas Aethereus was evidently one for 'go nuts with dark powers' |
| 22:14.53 | OluapPlayer | The Emeralds being used by mortals was likely not part of their original function |
| 22:15.08 | Xho | No probably not |
| 22:15.30 | Xho | The page says only Kinmo knows so knowing his character he won't tell |
| 22:15.44 | OluapPlayer | You don't want stuff like Aether Clotho going around causing destruction |
| 22:15.58 | Xho | Caligaduro - saves me from doing it |
| 22:17.12 | Xho | There's a lot of artifacts on Koldenwelt and all of them are detrimental |
| 22:17.28 | Xho | dis wat u get wen mortals play with god things |
| 22:18.18 | Xho | The only artifact I can think of that doesn't cause anyone harm is the Eye |
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| 22:18.55 | Xho | As in it has no inherent destructive properties nor causes any destruction directly or indirectly |
| 22:19.22 | OluapPlayer | More like most of them are used by harmful people |
| 22:19.23 | Hachiman | It must do if the Shiarchon wanted it |
| 22:19.52 | Xho | Not even Kalarah could control the magnitude of magic in the Eye |
| 22:20.10 | Xho | Yeah I guess evil people are better at finding things hur |
| 22:20.19 | OluapPlayer | I imagine the Shiarchon would rather destroy the Eye than anything else |
| 22:20.29 | OluapPlayer | Poke Eye until Caligaduro comes out |
| 22:20.40 | Xho | There could be a time when Kalarah could control the Eye but that time is way off |
| 22:21.18 | Xho | What he'd have to do control it is basically assimilate what there is of Caligaduro on Koldenwelt to empower himself |
| 22:21.46 | OluapPlayer | Caligaduro - bad move punk |
| 22:21.46 | Xho | Though that is likely the ultimate crime against the Void |
| 22:22.04 | Xho | Kalarah doing that would cause every single Void Denizen to go apeshit on him |
| 22:22.19 | OluapPlayer | He shouldn't even be able to do that |
| 22:22.49 | Xho | Caligaduro's fragmented form is powerful but not as powerful as it would like to be |
| 22:23.14 | Xho | Caligaduro would almost certainly resist Kalarah trying to absorb his powers |
| 22:23.48 | Xho | Kalarah could try and succeed but he would definitely lose himself in the process |
| 22:23.56 | Xho | Go mad, have his body destroyed, whatever |
| 22:24.29 | Xho | In the end it would more or less result in Caligaduro just inhabiting what's left of Kalarah |
| 22:25.55 | Xho | But regardless not even Caligaduro's fragmented form at this current point in time is strong enough to control the Eye |
| 22:26.07 | OluapPlayer | He's ultimately turned into this http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/8/88/Abyss_Spawn.png/revision/latest?cb=20141224145727 |
| 22:26.12 | Xho | If it was he would have already tried to do so |
| 22:26.22 | Xho | Kalarah - *click* |
| 22:28.24 | Xho | A Shiarchon taking control of an Aether Emerald |
| 22:28.33 | Xho | Considering they have no souls it wouldn't do anything I guess |
| 22:28.59 | DrodoEmpire | test |
| 22:29.10 | Hachiman | Derevar |
| 22:29.15 | Hachiman | Undine |
| 22:29.23 | Xho | Lympharians |
| 22:29.59 | Xho | I thought Derevar had souls |
| 22:30.15 | Xho | Just not very alive ones |
| 22:30.24 | Hachiman | Well alright the Derevar do but they're far-detached from them |
| 22:30.35 | OluapPlayer | You need a soul to use an Emerald |
| 22:31.13 | OluapPlayer | Void magic should nullify whatever magic's in then so void users shouldn't be able to use them either |
| 22:31.20 | Xho | I can imagine a Shiarchon and Lympharian just shouting at each other because neither of them can get an Aether Emerald to work |
| 22:31.34 | OluapPlayer | Colossi and Simulacra are already so powerful an Emerald would barely many any difference |
| 22:31.39 | OluapPlayer | make* |
| 22:32.05 | Xho | Void magic can hybridise but so far only Kalarah and Caligaduro are the ones who have done it |
| 22:32.19 | Xho | So that would explain why it wouldn't work |
| 22:32.32 | OluapPlayer | No soul, no Aether |
| 22:32.37 | Xho | True |
| 22:32.48 | Xho | Well not true |
| 22:32.48 | Xho | Fact |
| 22:33.26 | Xho | Aether Emerald Shiarchon would be scary as fuck though |
| 22:33.34 | Xho | On the basis they did have souls |
| 22:33.58 | OluapPlayer | There should probably be a point where you are so powerful the Emerald wouldn't be able to empower you anymore |
| 22:34.11 | OluapPlayer | Which's probably why Xacutus has no Aether State despite having an Emerald inside his axe |
| 22:34.25 | Xho | Well that would depend on you I guess |
| 22:34.38 | Xho | It could be as low a barrier as a Loron or as high as a Colossus |
| 22:34.53 | OluapPlayer | Far less than a Colossus |
| 22:35.19 | Xho | In that instance it probably wouldn't do much for someone like Longinus then |
| 22:35.31 | OluapPlayer | Anything more powerful than Xacutus probably has no use for an Emerald |
| 22:35.39 | OluapPlayer | Except the obvious control over dark magic |
| 22:35.53 | Xho | Kinmo - at this level it's just a fashion statement |
| 22:36.43 | Xho | A Smeever with an Aether Emerald |
| 22:36.45 | Xho | god help us all |
| 22:37.06 | OluapPlayer | Scary because Smeevers are a very magically adept race |
| 22:37.47 | Xho | Kinmo - i regret introducing civilisation to this planet |
| 22:38.02 | Xho | I should actually use that as a remark |
| 22:40.11 | Xho | https://vine.co/v/Otm9nH0U7X7 Hachi during Tantum |
| 22:41.41 | OluapPlayer | Accent too heavy, can't understand a word |
| 22:42.33 | Xho | "OKAY CLASS PLEASE SIGN PERMISSION SLIP" "BUT MY PARENTS NOT ALIVE" "Then you can't go" "CAN YOU BE MY PARENT" "Fuck no" |
| 22:43.06 | OluapPlayer | hur |
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| 22:47.30 | OluapPlayer | Xho: http://40.media.tumblr.com/6fcf3ecc879ce8aa11f0b89f05eb93e3/tumblr_njhedfU5Ou1rnyeudo1_500.jpg |
| 22:47.50 | Xho | Trade servers in a nutshell |
| 22:47.58 | Xho | That did make me laugh though |
| 22:49.50 | OluapPlayer | http://img.pr0gramm.com/2015/02/08/f5a8a6fea893771a.webm SEE YOU LATER SHITLORDS |
| 22:50.51 | Xho | Cool but dangerous |
| 22:51.02 | Hachiman | Aye |
| 22:51.51 | Xho | Hachiman: Could you imagine what would have happened if Kanye West interrupted Lemmy |
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| 22:52.01 | Hachiman | Ouch |
| 22:52.22 | Wormy_ | Hi |
| 22:52.25 | OluapPlayer | http://i.imgur.com/PLhpiCO.jpg dis is u |
| 22:52.29 | OluapPlayer | hi |
| 22:52.51 | Xho | OluapPlayer: Gives me an idea for a GMod video |
| 22:56.32 | Xho | That is one of the best images I've seen on the internet though |
| 22:58.15 | Xho | Anyway must be going |
| 22:58.19 | Xho | I need to sleep |
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| 23:11.07 | AdmiralPanda | hi all |
| 23:11.21 | Tek0516 | Hello |
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| 23:21.04 | Hachiman | Hai |
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| 23:39.08 | Zillafire101 | Hello all. |
| 23:40.32 | Wormy_ | Hachi: People in the comments think they can win a fight with a chimp barehanded https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=co5RHqs4pZw |
| 23:42.17 | Hachiman | What a bunch of goons |
| 23:42.34 | Wormy_ | Its not just chimp strength, its the power they have in a short time |
| 23:42.53 | Zillafire101 | Insanity |
| 23:42.59 | Wormy_ | So even a very strong human hasn't got enough muscle fibres I read somewhere to pull their power |
| 23:44.52 | Zillafire101 | Only way to beat a Chimp is with a gun. |
| 23:45.11 | Hachiman | Or if you know how to fight |
| 23:45.14 | DrodoEmpire | Zilla: Well... Even a sword or spear would give a human an overwhelming advantage |
| 23:45.49 | Hachiman | Remember it's not just strength and such that determines the conclusion of a fight, it's the method as to how you pull your punches |
| 23:46.11 | Hachiman | No, most normal, average people would not stand a chance against a chimp |
| 23:46.40 | DrodoEmpire | ^ |
| 23:46.40 | Hachiman | Although I guess it also depends on the chimp |
| 23:46.42 | Wormy_ | I'm watching a video of chimps picking up giant sticks and chucking them at an animotronic leopard. I wonder if even a melee weapon (if NOT USED PROPERLY) could get wrenched out a man's hands |
| 23:46.55 | DrodoEmpire | Wormy: Depends on the melee weapon |
| 23:47.15 | Zillafire101 | And how strong each "fighter" is |
| 23:47.34 | Hachiman | *trained |
| 23:47.43 | Wormy_ | I'm not in the humans are weak camp btw |
| 23:47.46 | DrodoEmpire | A sword? Unless a chimp grabbed your wrist and broke it to grab the sword or at least disarm you, then just grabbing the blade wouldn't end well for the chimp. :P |
| 23:47.56 | Wormy_ | Well yeah |
| 23:48.06 | Zillafire101 | Obvisously. |
| 23:48.22 | DrodoEmpire | A spear, halberd, glaive, or other long polearm? Well one bad thrust and the chimp could easily grab the shaft and yank it away from you |
| 23:48.28 | Wormy_ | But say you tried to defend yourself with a bat or object you are more likely to find lying about |
| 23:49.15 | Hachiman | I'm gonna head to bed, too tired to discuss stuff like this |
| 23:49.16 | DrodoEmpire | Any blunt weapon maybe barring some sort of nasty mace then a chimp might be able to resist the impact or absorb it with its hands and grab it. |
| 23:49.20 | DrodoEmpire | Night Hachi |
| 23:49.39 | Wormy_ | I also saw on a TV program and chimp roughed up a German Shepard and made it run |
| 23:49.48 | Zillafire101 | The best defense, is staying the hell away from them. |
| 23:50.05 | DrodoEmpire | Zilla: That's basically the essence of defence in any occasion. :P |
| 23:50.06 | Wormy_ | Yes |
| 23:50.25 | DrodoEmpire | That's why guns are better weapons than swords; You have plenty of distance from your sword-armed opponent |
| 23:50.46 | DrodoEmpire | Granted, that's a severe oversimplifcation but it illustrates my point |
| 23:51.04 | Zillafire101 | Always bring moar Dakka. |
| 23:53.11 | DrodoEmpire | So yeah I guess you could say an unarmed human, unless they are experienced in unarmed combat and fairly strong, are screwed against a chimp. However, I'd say its the other way around when against someone even moderately well-trained with a sword, spear, or blunt weapon. And its almost definitely a cakewalk for a human armed with even a flintlock firearm |
| 23:54.26 | Zillafire101 | Seems obvisous. |
| 23:55.17 | Wormy_ | I think its possible to fight off a big dog |
| 23:55.43 | Wormy_ | In fact being imposing is better than running away or submitting if you are surrounded or coernered |
| 23:55.59 | DrodoEmpire | Yeah its possible but if the dog's whaling on you you'd be pretty messed up |
| 23:56.00 | Wormy_ | Dogs can't wrestle either |
| 23:56.29 | Wormy_ | I've read if you can wrestle them down you can focus your weight on weak points |
| 23:56.34 | DrodoEmpire | ^ |
| 23:56.46 | Zillafire101 | I've heard something like that too. |
| 23:57.28 | Wormy_ | And also, if you have a coat and the dog is about to leap, they attack the nearest object. So you should wrap your arm with a coat or more clothing to distract the animal until it gets bored |
| 23:58.14 | DrodoEmpire | Humans, especially unarmed humans aren't well-suited to fighting other animals besides humans because, comparitively we tend to be a *little* feeble, or at least not as well-optimised for fighting things like four-legged predators. That's my opinion. |
| 23:58.30 | DrodoEmpire | Its not impossible of course but its hard-fought for sure |
| 23:58.32 | Wormy_ | Luckily the only times I've been bitten is by small dogs so I can't say I've ever put these theories intp ractise nor would I unless it was the last stand because I don't want to hurt them |
| 23:59.26 | DrodoEmpire | Right. I'm also pretty averse to actually harming things (which is ironic considering the amount of weapons I own and my fixation around military history) but if it where a "me or them" situation, you sort-of have to protect yourself |
| 23:59.39 | Wormy_ | Indeed |
