| 00:00.24 | odell | "Civilized" being the goblins (barely), humans, dwarves and elves. Kobolds are excluded because they speak utterances. |
| 00:04.24 | Tek0516 | I'm less than 2 years into this Vicky 2 game and my population has grown by nearly 50%. O.o |
| 00:05.02 | DrodoEmpire | Jeebus |
| 00:05.56 | Tek0516 | Playing as Australia, had massive numbers of reforms enabled from the start and took another major boost with my starting liberal upper house. |
| 00:08.37 | Tek0516 | Also a surprisingly large number of those immigrants are Jewish. XD *insert conspiracy here* |
| 00:10.13 | DrodoEmpire | hur |
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| 00:39.33 | The_Randomness | Hello |
| 00:39.43 | Tybusen | Hola |
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| 00:40.21 | The_Randomness | Finally made a new icon for the Salsetthe Republic. It's nothing special, but I like it a lot more. |
| 00:41.44 | Tybusen | Technobliterator: Did Wikia change the functionality of <tabber>? It seems to be broken |
| 00:42.52 | Technobliterator | They did not |
| 00:42.54 | Xho_ | The_Randomness: Reminds me of the sampi letter in Greel |
| 00:43.07 | Technobliterator | However, there is a chance your javascript is not loading |
| 00:43.12 | Xho_ | Greek even |
| 00:43.18 | The_Randomness | Xho_: Huh, interesting coincidence |
| 00:43.32 | Tybusen | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Tybusen_Intergalactic_Allied_Federation/Relations Is the tabber working for you on this page? It doesn't work for me |
| 00:44.02 | Xho_ | Not working for me either |
| 00:44.09 | The_Randomness | ^ |
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| 00:44.34 | Tybusen | So it's not just me |
| 00:44.50 | Tybusen | where the hell does Wikia document their scripts |
| 00:45.25 | Technobliterator | Wikia did not change anything |
| 00:45.40 | Technobliterator | This is a caching/javascript error |
| 00:45.53 | The_Randomness | Ah |
| 00:46.15 | Tybusen | Server-side, I'm assuming? |
| 00:46.55 | TekDroid | Tybusen: Just a note for your relations page, the FPC had collapsed and was annexed by French Andromeda. |
| 00:47.29 | Tybusen | I haven't updated the Relations page recently, you can tell because it says the DCP is still the TIAF's ally |
| 00:47.35 | Technobliterator | JS is loaded client side, but it's definitely a server error if all 4 of us are seeing it fail to load |
| 00:47.52 | TekDroid | Right. |
| 00:48.28 | Tybusen | gdi wikia |
| 00:50.31 | The_Randomness | brb restarting browser |
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| 00:52.05 | Technobliterator | Do collapsibles work? |
| 00:52.36 | Tybusen | The TIAF navbox loaded collapsed so I'd assume so? |
| 00:53.12 | The_Randomness | Yeah, navboxes and such seem to be behaving properly. |
| 00:54.49 | TekDroid | ...the news keeps talking about "wireless wi-fi". >.< |
| 00:55.18 | The_Randomness | heh |
| 00:55.41 | The_Randomness | I'm off, bye guys |
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| 01:12.37 | Hachiman | Hai |
| 01:12.40 | Hachiman | ~seen Cyrannian |
| 01:12.43 | infobot | cyrannian <562d6746@gateway/web/freenode/ip.86.45.103.70> was last seen on IRC in channel #sporewiki, 3d 6h 28m 22s ago, saying: '~punch OluapWorker'. |
| 01:12.57 | Hachiman | Yeah I was thinking that I have not seen Cyrannian for a while |
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| 01:19.46 | OfficerJackal | Same. :( Hasn't been on in a while. |
| 01:25.24 | Hachiman | I hope he is alright |
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| 01:36.25 | TekDroid | Hello |
| 01:38.30 | TekDroid | The news seems to talk a lot about these wireless carriers using this innovative "wi-fi". A wireless form of it. |
| 01:38.57 | Hachiman | Ohgod |
| 01:39.27 | TekDroid | They literally said "wireless wi-fi" several times. |
| 01:40.17 | Monet | I think irregardless just got a competitor. |
| 01:41.23 | TekDroid | This was CBC. A government-funded news channel. ...oh wait, thing I just answered my complaint. |
| 01:43.04 | TekDroid | Also, they had Samsung and Apple: Friend or Foe? |
| 01:43.25 | Monet | "Why not both?" |
| 01:43.55 | OfficerJackal | Friend obviously, you don't know as much about tech as I do and I am of course the most educated person in this subject field, my opinion is better then yours overall. /justkidding. |
| 01:46.02 | Tybusen | Um excuse me I happen to be an expert on the Samsung-Apple relationship because my friend Sheila has an Apple phone and you should know that Samsungs are made by Communist Chinas and cause autism when you insert it in your bloodstream |
| 01:46.22 | TekDroid | At least that was just one of their opinion sections, not the actual proper news. >.< |
| 01:46.57 | OfficerJackal | Ahh, yes, Opinion Sections. Too be honest, I'm really not surprised I haven't seen "Does an ethernet cord fit up your ass?" in one of those yet. |
| 01:47.07 | DrodoEmpire | hur |
| 01:47.20 | OfficerJackal | Really surprised* |
| 01:47.22 | OfficerJackal | Fuc |
| 01:47.24 | DrodoEmpire | https://scontent-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10941022_1165688893460562_7930154090815724616_n.jpg?oh=569389071ce65f74456704ac36fc0801&oe=556A1C53 |
| 01:47.39 | Tybusen | I live in a conservative region of the States and I hate the opinion columns in my local newspaper |
| 01:48.06 | DrodoEmpire | https://scontent-b-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10802022_10155195487100094_6542290138036648270_n.jpg?oh=4a07ff6ff0f370cacc2e8ad028434e83&oe=5565F331 - ohgod even better |
| 01:48.11 | OfficerJackal | "Should abortion clinics be burned to the ground for heresy? Read here for the answer!" |
| 01:48.24 | TekDroid | ... |
| 01:48.37 | OfficerJackal | Thank you, and good night! |
| 01:48.39 | OfficerJackal | shoots himself. |
| 01:49.09 | DrodoEmpire | plays OfficerJackal off, before stopping in an awkward silence. |
| 01:49.14 | DrodoEmpire | Uhh |
| 01:49.29 | TekDroid | rewinds OfficerJackal a few seconds then steals the gun |
| 01:49.44 | OfficerJackal | Thank you, and goo- Huh? Where the fuck is my Glock? |
| 01:49.45 | Tybusen | He's got a gun! |
| 01:49.50 | OfficerJackal | Shit! |
| 01:49.54 | OfficerJackal | dials 911 on TekDroid. |
| 01:49.57 | Tybusen | shoots TekDroid in the back six times before TekDroid can react |
| 01:50.07 | OfficerJackal | dials 911 on Tybusen. |
| 01:50.17 | Tybusen | Oh, it was only a toy gun. |
| 01:50.29 | Tybusen | OfficerJackal: You don't understand, I'm a police officer |
| 01:50.37 | OfficerJackal | watches in awe as the local sheriff's office arrive with a mini-nuke launcher, and bombs the place. |
| 01:51.06 | OfficerJackal | iz crispy. |
| 01:51.50 | Tybusen | OfficerJackal: um excuse you this is crispy: http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/d/dd/Tovarisch_Crispy.png/revision/latest?cb=20130603185625 |
| 01:52.48 | DrodoEmpire | kicks OfficerJackal in the teeth |
| 01:52.53 | DrodoEmpire | Yeah, and don't forget it |
| 01:52.54 | DrodoEmpire | >:3 |
| 01:57.30 | DrodoEmpire | test |
| 01:59.53 | Tybusen | the launch is successful. the age of atomic weapons is begun. |
| 02:01.21 | DrodoEmpire | is currently playing as the Aztecs and hasn't westernized yet, so he *just* got arquebuses. |
| 02:01.47 | Tybusen | I'm guessing this is EUIV or something |
| 02:01.52 | DrodoEmpire | Yeah. XD |
| 02:01.55 | DrodoEmpire | Very fun game |
| 02:02.05 | Tybusen | I was actually playing a Civ V game as the Aztecs yesterday |
| 02:02.36 | DrodoEmpire | Ah |
| 02:02.52 | DrodoEmpire | Yeah I don't play Civ V very much anymore. :/ I used to but now I prefer EUIV |
| 02:03.01 | Hachiman | Hm I wonder how a functioning, independent society of vampirelike posthumans would function |
| 02:03.14 | Tybusen | I thought I was doing fine until the Iroquois started their usual city-spamming and Siam started going on a conquering spree on Songhai and Russia |
| 02:03.16 | DrodoEmpire | Good question... |
| 02:04.09 | Tybusen | If there's one thing that I can take pride in from that game though, it's that I reduced Greece to a rump state and wiped that smug grin off of Alexander's face |
| 02:05.01 | DrodoEmpire | hur |
| 02:05.34 | DrodoEmpire | I tried a campaign as Ming Dynasty China on EUIV once. Didn't turn out well. :P |
| 02:05.47 | Tybusen | China is pretty decent in Civ V actually |
| 02:06.17 | Tybusen | Chu-Ko-Nus are amazing |
| 02:06.36 | Monet | Machinegun crossbows |
| 02:06.59 | Monet | Because why not? |
| 02:07.05 | Tybusen | The best part is when you can upgrade your machinegun crossbows into actual machine guns |
| 02:07.50 | Tybusen | Suddenly you have these very powerful ranged units that can shoot you twice in one turn |
| 02:07.53 | DrodoEmpire | Basically my whole strategy hinged on me getting colonies in West Africa ASAP so when the Europeans establish colonies adjacent to mine, I can begin westernizing which gets rid of all of the really nasty and crippling debuffs Ming gets (like halved tax income, shitty army morale, etc. to simulate the fact that it was an overstretched, corrupt bloating mess of a state on the decline) and makes having the some 170 provinces you |
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| 02:09.19 | DrodoEmpire | Didn't work out as I planned and then I got invaded from the North by Manchurian tribes while I was fighting a messy war in Nepal. |
| 02:09.57 | Suppy | hi |
| 02:10.00 | DrodoEmpire | Hi |
| 02:11.38 | Tybusen | hiya suppy |
| 02:14.10 | Tybusen | Hachiman: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVRtbdhFquA |
| 02:15.56 | Hachiman | Ohgod what the fuck |
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| 03:02.04 | Knight_Alien | Hi |
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| 03:35.00 | OfficerJackal_ | Internet be dum. |
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| 04:26.06 | Hachiman | Hai Panda |
| 04:26.39 | TekDroid | Hello |
| 04:39.52 | Charles_Murray | Technobliterator: Would it be possible to put the UDB back on the navigation menu for easy access? |
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| 06:22.17 | Hachiman_ | Fuck |
| 06:22.22 | AdmiralPanda | hur |
| 06:24.35 | TekDroid | AdmiralPanda: So I was playing a game of Victoria 2 as Australia. Immigration and birth rates was so high the population doubled in 3 years. XD |
| 06:24.56 | AdmiralPanda | That would be what we call the first invasion :P |
| 06:25.46 | TekDroid | Also by unfortunate coincidence in this game their independence day is September 11th. XD |
| 06:26.01 | AdmiralPanda | we have an independence day? This is new to me |
| 06:32.55 | TekDroid | Though its population is only one million and most of the interior in unowned. Also based on the number of Jewish immigrants I think they founded a new Israel in the Australian desert. XD |
| 06:33.21 | AdmiralPanda | There's a reason most of the interior is unowned, namely it's uninhabitable XD |
| 06:33.58 | AdmiralPanda | what we really need is those tattooine or however you spell the place moisture converters |
| 06:35.29 | TekDroid | lol |
| 06:36.21 | AdmiralPanda | best thing ever to come out of a let's play |
| 06:36.36 | AdmiralPanda | "So we put the AI on hard, not really feeling the hardness in hereâ¦. wait⦠that could have been phrased better" |
| 06:38.07 | TekDroid | O.o |
| 06:38.51 | TekDroid | And also lol, apparently I started my Australia Vicky2 game on Australia day. |
| 06:39.00 | AdmiralPanda | how very patriotic |
| 06:39.51 | TekDroid | I didn't even know. :P |
| 06:40.26 | AdmiralPanda | so there's a rather interesting new strategy game that just came out called Grey Goo, I say interesting because it seems to be slower paced, and more macro oriented rather than the micro-heavy focus of the day |
| 06:41.35 | AdmiralPanda | three factions; ultra-defensive humans, humanoid aliens with flexible tactics, and highly mobile and offensive grey goo |
| 06:42.38 | AdmiralPanda | gameplay looks quite solid, though there doesn't seem to be much unit diversity |
| 06:48.51 | TekDroid | Interesting. |
| 06:49.18 | TekDroid | Though lower diversity does mean more focus on tactics. |
| 06:49.25 | AdmiralPanda | what's really interesting though is the upgrade system |
| 06:50.00 | AdmiralPanda | instead of Starcraft's straight up +whatever system, you have passive abilities that for one unit in each unit type (so infantry, mech, tank, flier, whatever) that drastically changes the way the unit operates |
| 06:50.51 | TekDroid | Interesting |
| 06:50.52 | AdmiralPanda | for example, the Beta (which are the versatile aliens) have a unit called the Predator that has four heavy cannons, its upgrade makes it fire each cannon individually instead of together, changing it from a dedicated anti-heavy unit to anti-swarm |
| 06:51.37 | TekDroid | Interesting |
| 06:53.00 | AdmiralPanda | and naturally, almost every attack the goo have turns defeated units into more goo |
| 06:54.28 | AdmiralPanda | since the goo can spawn units instantly when they have the resources, if there's a mother goo in the battle they have almost unlimited resources as long as they can keep killing your units |
| 06:57.33 | TekDroid | odere. |
| 07:41.46 | Technobliterator | Charles_Murray, what for? |
| 07:42.06 | Technobliterator | I believe it was removed to save space |
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| 08:45.37 | Ghelae | Hello. |
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| 09:03.03 | Ghelae | Hello. |
| 09:21.21 | Ardoku | hello |
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| 09:49.55 | Ghelae | Hello. |
| 09:50.35 | OluapWorker | Hi |
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| 10:20.47 | AdmiralPanda | hi all |
| 10:21.37 | OluapWorker | Hi |
| 10:23.13 | Ghelae | Hello. |
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| 10:33.51 | Ardoku | So what's up? |
| 10:35.49 | AdmiralPanda | contemplating if I can be bothered making a fiction centred on the theme of transhumanism |
| 10:56.52 | AdmiralPanda | Ghelae: I need to access your cogitator banks for a moment |
| 10:57.00 | Ghelae | Okay. |
| 10:57.37 | AdmiralPanda | I'm working on an idea for a neutral antagonist entity for said transhumanism fiction, essentially a cross between the grey goo outcome and the Geth, namely that the more goo there is, the more intelligent it becomes |
| 10:57.56 | AdmiralPanda | what do you think about the viability of that idea? |
| 11:00.00 | Ghelae | Seems reasonable. If each bit of goo is capable of computation, then the more goo available = faster computation possible. |
| 11:02.48 | AdmiralPanda | That's the idea; that each individual unit's basic programming is to create more goo to work towards computational units, then once you have enough computation power they reach a sort of critical mass that develops into a basic AI, developing on from there |
| 11:04.47 | Ghelae | If by "intelligence" you also mean things like logical thinking instead of raw computational power, that should also work: when there isn't much goo it has limited processing ability, so in order to achieve a rapid response, it may neglect some computation-heavy reasoning methods in favour of quick heuristics. |
| 11:05.12 | Ghelae | Which is basically how the human brain often works too. |
| 11:05.34 | AdmiralPanda | ^ prettymuch, early on it focuses purely on rapid resource acquisition, higher thinking only occurs at a certain development stage |
| 11:29.36 | Ardoku | that is wicked cool! |
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| 13:13.21 | OluapWorker | spu |
| 13:13.36 | Xho | u |
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| 13:31.32 | Jepardi | Hi |
| 13:40.44 | PandaMechanicus | I love how the moment I find something new and interesting to break up the tedium of playing top lane, league decides to match me with constant crap teams and ragers |
| 13:43.18 | Xho | MOBA logic |
| 13:45.30 | PandaMechanicus | Xho: If you're still playing, give Sion top a try, otherwise play your favourite tank and rush zz'rot portal |
| 13:45.49 | PandaMechanicus | assuming your team aren't idiots, that item is op |
| 13:51.04 | Xho | Right |
| 13:51.33 | PandaMechanicus | in case you don't know, what it does is spawn a little portal that lasts for two minutes, constantly spawning mini terrorists that go blam into towers |
| 13:52.00 | PandaMechanicus | assuming you have decent wave clear, you basically win lane automatically |
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| 15:06.27 | Wormy_working | hi |
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| 15:22.20 | Hachiman | Hai |
| 15:25.19 | OluapWorker | ~cuddle Hachiman |
| 15:25.19 | infobot | ACTION grabs Hachiman and cuddles until Hachiman begs for mercy |
| 15:25.24 | Hachiman | <3 |
| 15:25.29 | OluapWorker | where u been |
| 15:26.12 | Hachiman | Well I was having a nap and overslept by a few hours |
| 15:28.05 | Hachiman | Ngh brb gotta restart browser |
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| 15:34.31 | Hachiman | Right so turns out I had to restart the comp |
| 15:35.04 | OluapWorker | ~cuddle Hachiman |
| 15:35.04 | infobot | ACTION grabs Hachiman and cuddles until Hachiman begs for mercy |
| 15:35.09 | OluapWorker | For good measure |
| 15:35.34 | Hachiman | <3 |
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| 15:41.29 | Hachiman | So apparently the original creator of Dead or Alive is disgusted by the state of the new game due to the developers making controls too centered towards their hardcore playerbase and not newcomer-friendly and making up for this to retain sales figures with 'sexy' DLC |
| 15:45.10 | PandaMechanicus | sounds about right |
| 15:45.26 | PandaMechanicus | Team Ninja really just shouldn't be allowed to touch anything |
| 15:48.18 | Hachiman | Aye |
| 15:48.43 | PandaMechanicus | The one thing they do well, which is to say animation, they outsource anyway |
| 15:49.49 | Hachiman | Although that said I did enjoy Ninja Gaiden II |
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| 15:58.35 | Hachiman | https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/1604432_1570592696491133_7224790951471301042_n.jpg?oh=56b9ed2bd91643059157ad10a10afa83&oe=55650D3C&__gda__=1428271840_ded6ae706fd137aaaacaae44984a3e40 |
| 15:59.16 | OluapWorker | Oh wow |
| 16:00.08 | Xho | That's what you call dum |
| 16:00.23 | Ecoraptor | Yup. Check your facts, people. |
| 16:03.15 | Hachiman | It almost like not one of 40,000 people went to Target to double-check |
| 16:03.44 | Wormy_working | If you think thats bad, read this http://www.theguardian.com/uk/2000/aug/30/childprotection.society |
| 16:04.04 | Hachiman | ohgod |
| 16:04.59 | Ecoraptor | Well...Ugh. |
| 16:07.06 | Hachiman | https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10690195_1166113813418070_7524791123665492040_n.jpg?oh=dfd8301a8232825dcc912652cb8e2a2c&oe=5525A3A3&__gda__=1431467930_80187dd93b3929e0808a8b0a8c2bcb7b |
| 16:07.35 | Wormy_working | Yup I'm satisfied |
| 16:07.40 | OluapWorker | lel |
| 16:09.01 | Xho | Hachiman: https://scontent-a-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10414447_10153545097752067_7142546739298248559_n.jpg?oh=f32e68c8456033bd27f5884bf699f1e0&oe=552169D7 |
| 16:09.18 | Hachiman | olol |
| 16:11.49 | Xho | Just a question |
| 16:12.09 | Xho | How come Homer and Marge Simpson have brown hair yet Bart/Lisa/Maggie have blonde |
| 16:12.28 | Xho | I mean Marge has blue |
| 16:12.47 | Wormy_working | They all "have horrible hair" |
| 16:13.13 | Hachiman | I am of the opinion that they do not actually have hair but misshapen heads |
| 16:13.25 | Xho | That's even weirder |
| 16:13.30 | OluapWorker | Because they`re not real people |
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| 16:14.00 | Hachiman | ur not a reel person |
| 16:14.03 | Hachiman | Hai Tek |
| 16:17.10 | Hachiman | https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10945537_848355408541668_3820009563107194239_n.jpg?oh=7d7e86bbabeb755a4c5c54f4e882f002&oe=555DFA10&__gda__=1433286266_81017c2aae9afcaa4892aa340e5d271e "what a crabby cunt better watch out or the cunt will steel your durrys" |
| 16:18.02 | Xho | Crabs are strange creatures |
| 16:19.50 | OluapWorker | Crabs are amazing creatures you mean |
| 16:19.58 | Xho | Both I guess |
| 16:20.21 | Hachiman | Xho: https://scontent-b-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10449528_1299030630144124_8961710654752177190_n.jpg?oh=62a1ff564a3ac7a5845d5fff382cd6ac&oe=5553A3FB |
| 16:20.58 | Xho | \airhorn\ |
| 16:21.11 | Hachiman | https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10428422_584316758370157_7248102410264638007_n.png?oh=2b636d19b48f44ce08fce5c2861800fc&oe=5554DC60&__gda__=1433348874_56621569d42a5a1a5e17efc490b84644 ayy lmao |
| 16:21.42 | OluapWorker | 'ayyyyyyyyyyyy |
| 16:23.00 | Xho | If I were to make a race of trolls |
| 16:23.07 | Xho | Where would they fall under |
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| 16:24.17 | Xho | I'm making a bunch of small low-class races that serve the Shiarchon |
| 16:24.29 | Xho | Goblins and Trolls at the moment |
| 16:24.39 | Xho | But I dunno what kind of creature a Troll would be |
| 16:24.54 | Hachiman | Hm |
| 16:25.05 | Xho | I'd guess Giant |
| 16:25.26 | Xho | Since these kinds of trolls are roughly tall enough that a Shiarchon would stand up to its chest |
| 16:25.26 | Hachiman | >Small low-class races >Giant |
| 16:25.27 | OluapWorker | Only if they`re giant in size |
| 16:25.53 | Xho | Hachiman: Bad choice of words |
| 16:26.32 | OluapWorker | I don`t even know what a mythological troll is like since they`re different from each other in every single setting I`ve come across |
| 16:27.01 | Xho | http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troll |
| 16:27.30 | OluapWorker | I`ve seen from toothy tribal people with jamaican accents to really fat people |
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| 16:37.26 | PandaMechanicus | brb changing computers |
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| 16:48.06 | Hachiman | Hai Panda |
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| 16:49.17 | odell | hello |
| 16:50.20 | PandaMechanicus | Having played so much Sion, I know what character I'm playing next in the far far future |
| 16:50.20 | odell | its terrifying that your hand immediately fall asleep and how you cant use it |
| 16:50.39 | odell | so i can only use my other hand |
| 16:54.43 | PandaMechanicus | A barbarian who once legitimately enjoyed battle, but whose rage wasn't part of their nature- it was forced on them, and have since lost the joy of battle |
| 16:55.05 | Hachiman | Geezush |
| 16:57.01 | odell | welp the hand is going asleep again |
| 16:57.36 | odell | I shouldn't lay on my side while surfing on a laptop. |
| 16:59.51 | PandaMechanicus | Sion in league had a similar fate, he was once a great Noxian general who, when finally slain, was resurrected through necromancy but lost his identity and personality in the process |
| 17:00.01 | OluapWorker | http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/904/219/eaa.png best essence |
| 17:00.08 | PandaMechanicus | only during battle does he remember who he is and realise what he's become |
| 17:00.14 | Hachiman | Hachi - dis is muh essence |
| 17:00.19 | OluapWorker | >DONG has since expanded |
| 17:03.05 | PandaMechanicus | so yeah I'm imagining a half-orc barbarian raised by orcs early on then living amongst humans, whose orcish upbringing instilled a love of battle in him, but experiences with humans treating him like a monster but celebrating him when his combat prowess was actually useful has made him resentful of it |
| 17:03.20 | PandaMechanicus | it being fighting |
| 17:06.05 | Xho | Well this troll is coming out fucking ugly |
| 17:06.38 | OluapWorker | like u |
| 17:07.26 | Xho | yeh |
| 17:07.49 | PandaMechanicus | Xho: that's not necessarily a problem really |
| 17:08.57 | Xho | Well that's the idea hur |
| 17:08.59 | Xho | It's a troll |
| 17:09.01 | Xho | From Abyssus |
| 17:09.11 | OluapWorker | http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/883/510/88a.jpg |
| 17:09.17 | PandaMechanicus | in that case you're on the right track |
| 17:10.48 | Xho | I'm not actually sure whether this can classify as a Deiwos |
| 17:11.09 | odell | Courage the Cowardly Dog was the shit. |
| 17:24.20 | Xho | Right done |
| 17:25.03 | Xho | http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/1/19/AbyssusTroll.png/revision/latest?cb=20150127172432 Troll |
| 17:25.47 | Xho | http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/4/4a/AbyssalGoblin.png/revision/latest?cb=20150127172534 And then the Goblin |
| 17:26.10 | Xho | I based the Goblin on Oluap's goblins mainly because they look like cheeky bastards |
| 17:26.25 | OluapWorker | Sable Smeever - funi lookin snak u is |
| 17:26.43 | Xho | Abyssus Goblin - u wot |
| 17:27.20 | Xho | The reasons behind the Shiarchon having those two races is not only for the military power but a constructive work force |
| 17:27.42 | Xho | They're dim-witted and therefore are only really any good for following orders |
| 17:28.17 | Xho | The Shiarchon don't have to come up with any complicated negotiation apart from food unlike with their humans which would be money and many other things |
| 17:29.04 | OluapWorker | Shiarchon negotiating at all is surprising enough |
| 17:29.27 | Xho | They're fairly liberal with negotiations in terms of labour |
| 17:29.42 | Xho | They don't like employing humans because it tends to work out in the humans' favour rather than the Shiarchon's |
| 17:30.22 | Xho | The Shiarchon fear-factor works well for the Shiarchon when it comes to negotiating with unintelligent races |
| 17:30.57 | Xho | A Praetor could scare them into working rather than having to watch them all the time like they would with humans |
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| 17:31.28 | Imperios | OluapWorker: http://pastie.org/9865892 |
| 17:31.44 | OluapWorker | finally u |
| 17:31.47 | OluapWorker | Post it on my Skype |
| 17:32.10 | OluapWorker | Also you forgot to note your armor |
| 17:32.58 | Imperios | Oh yeah |
| 17:33.07 | Imperios | I had medium armour, right/ |
| 17:33.36 | OluapWorker | Let me check |
| 17:33.57 | Xho | At the end of the day though the Shiarchon could easily force humans to work for them since humans could never amass a force strong enough to deal with the Shiarchon anyway, the Shiarchon don't really want to have a civil war on their hands |
| 17:34.06 | OluapWorker | Yeah I think you had medium chainmail |
| 17:37.00 | Xho | I think I might get started on a new story now |
| 17:37.09 | Xho | This time it's from the Shiarchon's side |
| 17:37.21 | OluapWorker | Kalarah`s amazing quest for tea time |
| 17:37.46 | Xho | Kalarah - y no one hav t wit me :( Septimus - cuz ur a crazy fukin fanatic |
| 17:42.25 | Hachiman | https://scontent-b-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10947231_1570609406489462_1166746207518962006_n.png?oh=fa2d4042c45d1566d5b740c19ebe45a8&oe=555E893B Near the top of the list of types of people I hate |
| 17:43.47 | OluapWorker | I hope he gets stabbed by a girl |
| 17:43.52 | Xho | rekt |
| 18:17.21 | OluapWorker | 2ded here |
| 18:17.33 | Hachiman | yeh |
| 18:18.45 | Xho | I writin things |
| 18:18.58 | OluapWorker | best b entertainin |
| 18:19.25 | Xho | Well it's a side of Shiarchon that we don't usually see |
| 18:19.45 | PandaMechanicus | high-quality rice wine? |
| 18:20.08 | Xho | Well whatever their equivalent is |
| 18:20.26 | Xho | Their curse renders them unable to drink anything other blood and eat nothing other than meat |
| 18:20.52 | PandaMechanicus | could be worse |
| 18:20.54 | PandaMechanicus | bacon is meat |
| 18:20.56 | Xho | Which is kind of a dick move since the Shiarchon have no blood and have no proper flesh on their bodies |
| 18:21.42 | Xho | I'm on to the fifth paragraph now and now I can start |
| 18:21.49 | Xho | Most of it was setting the scene and background there |
| 18:22.02 | odell | Which forces them to live as hatred by the other societies. |
| 18:22.03 | Xho | Also describing what Shiarchon wear when they don't wear armour |
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| 18:22.19 | Xho | They still partially wear armour though hur |
| 18:22.56 | OluapWorker | So no change |
| 18:23.19 | PandaMechanicus | "The world was once a pleasant vacation destination for Imperial Guardsmen on leave, all three days a decade of it." < description of a planet in a Warhammer 40'000 campaign |
| 18:23.21 | Xho | Most of it is actually fine robes and bandages to cover their body |
| 18:23.50 | Xho | The armour is only there to compliment the robes |
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| 18:31.10 | Wormy_ | hi |
| 18:31.30 | odell | It's really convincing for me to create DF equivalence of Fantasyverse creatures. |
| 18:32.23 | odell | And see if they will eventually become either a soldier or a king of a faction when they are in reality not supposed to. |
| 18:36.27 | odell | Religion (called Sphere in this game) is possible in this. It's even possible to become one among the undead as a necromancer by worshipping to a deity associated with death. |
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| 18:58.12 | Charles_Murray | Technobliterator : It stopped being as active at around the time it was taken down, which is a shame. It was a really fun part of Sporewiki, and now it's far less active because it's harder to access. |
| 18:59.08 | odell | Charles_Murray: Which feature/part are you talking about? |
| 18:59.41 | Charles_Murray | UDB, it used to be on the navbar. |
| 19:01.38 | odell | Aha. |
| 19:04.09 | odell | As in the forums one? Or the project page one? |
| 19:04.56 | odell | Funny that Monobook lets me to access to all talk pages. |
| 19:06.02 | odell | This tells me. I would've released this skin long time ago. |
| 19:06.09 | odell | should've* |
| 19:06.43 | odell | But the diamond is... half-rough. |
| 19:07.36 | Charles_Murray | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/SporeWiki:Fiction_Universe/Universal_Discussion_Board#Incoming_Message |
| 19:21.10 | Hachiman | https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/10941025_1570636549820081_1714629009035884202_n.jpg?oh=497f8511a68542a1c6ff458521cfc19c&oe=556F2051&__gda__=1432102618_331790dafa8e79e5554a5cd0be3c8ef6 Note that the people the guy in American Sniper was killing were terrorists |
| 19:22.17 | Hachiman | Ech brb gotta restart |
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| 19:28.49 | odell | Charles_Murray: It would be a smashing derailment when the Nomatarians step in and ask "What is coconut?" |
| 19:30.47 | Charles_Murray | I think we're already past that point. xD |
| 19:30.58 | Charles_Murray | (UDB is often pretty silly) |
| 19:31.10 | Charles_Murray | (And is mostly non-canon) |
| 19:31.29 | OluapWorker | That depends on the user |
| 19:31.32 | OluapWorker | I consider most of it canon |
| 19:31.48 | Charles_Murray | ^ |
| 19:32.10 | OfficerJackal | Yeah, I think the same too to a point, most of it is canon although there are a few exceptions on there. |
| 19:34.12 | Xho | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Sanguine_Promenade#All_Going_To_Plan kabewm |
| 19:36.52 | odell | Gotta love satire |
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| 19:37.10 | Hachiman | Right that's better, Adobe Flash was playing me up |
| 19:38.42 | odell | Recite from a great anon story: "Have you updated your Abode Reader?" |
| 19:38.55 | Hachiman | Ohgod I remember that |
| 19:39.30 | odell | The autoupdate part was fucking gold |
| 19:39.42 | Hachiman | https://scontent-b-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10940561_713816188731976_8152447568929166079_n.jpg?oh=a41c860263ff6246704944a3ac2ca258&oe=5569E6BE Friendly reminder |
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| 19:40.29 | *** mode/#sporewiki [+o Ghelae] by ChanServ |
| 19:40.33 | Ghelae | Hello. |
| 19:40.59 | Hachiman | Hai Ghel |
| 19:41.06 | Hachiman | ~give Ghelae a cookie |
| 19:41.06 | infobot | ACTION gives Ghelae a home-baked peanut butter cookie to cheer him up. |
| 19:41.32 | Xho | I think my Facebook has mashed up slightly |
| 19:41.56 | Ghelae | turns the cookie into a hamster-sized dragon and sends it in Hachiman's direction |
| 19:42.16 | Hachiman | <3 |
| 19:42.33 | Wormy_ | battery dying |
| 19:42.35 | Wormy_ | hi |
| 19:42.40 | Wormy_ | brb |
| 19:44.47 | OluapWorker | Xho: Interesting story, I like it |
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| 20:21.37 | Hachiman | Not seen Cyrannian for a while |
| 20:22.41 | Monet | He could be back at university |
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| 20:24.00 | Monet | Hi |
| 20:24.25 | Hachiman | spu |
| 20:24.59 | Xho | u |
| 20:26.43 | Monet | Hi/join #katar |
| 20:26.47 | Monet | whoops |
| 20:26.56 | Monet | Dunno what I did there |
| 20:28.50 | Monet | I was thinking a little to myself about industry and military power in the DI. In the Imperium mercenary cervices are slightly controversial but still perfectly legal industry and can be purchased quite legally by private groups and corporations |
| 20:30.02 | Monet | COmpanies hiring private armies was one of the ways how the British East India Trading Company maintained control of most of India. |
| 20:34.52 | Hachiman | https://scontent-a-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10660317_878748575503277_1536948202370353293_n.jpg?oh=98cc7a13e349a0c4b9aceb529b7822aa&oe=55215DA2 |
| 20:35.46 | Hachiman | I have always preferred TMNT to the Power Rangers however hur |
| 20:43.35 | Imperios | hur |
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| 20:57.23 | TekDroid | TA - Talk to your professor |
| 20:57.35 | TekDroid | Professor - Talk to your TA |
| 20:57.38 | TekDroid | fdhebwbfjsj |
| 20:58.02 | Hachiman | hur |
| 20:58.44 | Monet | Hi |
| 20:58.52 | TekDroid | I lost marks for not doing a part. That part being what half my calculations were. >.< |
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| 21:00.41 | Monet | I've encountered that |
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| 21:05.31 | *** mode/#sporewiki [+o OluapPlayer] by ChanServ |
| 21:06.30 | Hachiman | Hai |
| 21:06.38 | OluapPlayer | Hi |
| 21:06.47 | OluapPlayer | Imperios ImpyDroid: Give me Jevyan's sheet again |
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| 21:13.27 | TekDroid | Hello |
| 21:19.24 | Hachiman | https://scontent-a-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/10173614_1300041760043011_7315857349571538346_n.png?oh=90d6c3df41bbea25e661c92ac2ff8d93&oe=5569BE0F |
| 21:20.37 | Imperios | rite |
| 21:23.32 | Imperios | OluapPlayer: http://pastie.org/9866397 |
| 21:23.43 | OluapPlayer | Thanks |
| 21:23.54 | Technobliterator | Charles_Murray, I do not think that the removal of the UDB was the cause of its decline in popularity |
| 21:25.46 | Technobliterator | The UDB was removed because there is no real place to add it |
| 21:26.44 | Hachiman | How was the UDB removed |
| 21:26.50 | Hachiman | Oluap and Xho were using it last night |
| 21:27.00 | Technobliterator | The UDB was not removed |
| 21:27.01 | OluapPlayer | Imperios: You forgot to update his HP |
| 21:27.03 | Technobliterator | The link to it was removed |
| 21:27.11 | Xho | I think they mean from the drop down tab |
| 21:27.52 | Imperios | OluapPlayer: Wait, wrong link |
| 21:27.59 | Technobliterator | There is no real place to put it |
| 21:28.18 | Imperios | http://pastie.org/9866405 This |
| 21:28.38 | OluapPlayer | Right |
| 21:28.58 | Xho | That's pretty complicated looking |
| 21:29.40 | Hachiman | Not really |
| 21:29.54 | OluapPlayer | That's not the normal layout |
| 21:30.11 | OluapPlayer | A normal sheet would look far more comprehensible |
| 21:30.17 | Hachiman | Like mine |
| 21:30.46 | Hachiman | >Sorendrae |
| 21:30.46 | Hachiman | Is that supposed to be Sarenrae or Iomedae |
| 21:31.31 | OluapPlayer | Former |
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| 21:34.42 | Knight_Alien | Hi |
| 21:35.00 | Ghelae | Hello. |
| 21:38.16 | Hachiman | Imperios: https://scontent-a-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10940429_1570689283148141_7714453304556352114_n.jpg?oh=81759b331e9f36f392b600e8e8215180&oe=5560DD6E "Find the Turnip, Neoski" |
| 21:38.41 | Imperios | Agent Smitsov |
| 21:39.22 | Hachiman | Mr. Andersonovitch |
| 21:47.54 | Xho | Morpheuski |
| 21:48.04 | Xho | Or sky |
| 21:48.08 | Xho | dam u slavs |
| 21:53.45 | Xho | "There is a 22-point scale of evil which ranks murderers, impulse murderers being at the bottom, "psychopathic torture-murderers," at the top" "Dick Cheney is the Final Boss on the 23rd level." |
| 21:55.02 | Hachiman | olol |
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| 22:03.17 | Xho | https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10420227_10153041211453514_8609103717160565495_n.jpg?oh=ccadef98ea2f40b582f5634291778a31&oe=555F33EA&__gda__=1432697084_fc418f64041aa80b0501001f2dbbf49b |
| 22:08.16 | Xho | There's been an earthquake in Winchester |
| 22:08.20 | Xho | Magnitude - 2.9 |
| 22:08.24 | Xho | Positively catastrophic |
| 22:09.37 | Xho | Going back to the UDB |
| 22:09.52 | Xho | The main reason it lost popularity is because there's not enough users who did use it at the time that use it now |
| 22:09.57 | Hachiman | Geezush |
| 22:10.42 | Hachiman | Also I just learned harlequin-type ichthyosis exists |
| 22:11.03 | Xho | takes a look |
| 22:11.06 | Xho | I wish I didn't |
| 22:11.24 | Xho | I'm not creeped out much but now that's something I wish I didn't see |
| 22:13.39 | Hachiman | Second continent of Koldenwelt needs to be used some more methinks |
| 22:13.58 | Xho | It's mostly just my stuff on htere |
| 22:13.59 | Xho | So yes |
| 22:15.29 | OluapPlayer | The second continent is still missing a region division like the first one has |
| 22:15.55 | Hachiman | How many regions are there for the first continent? |
| 22:15.56 | OluapPlayer | Preferebly with things not present in the first continent for the sake of not having two of the same thing |
| 22:16.24 | OluapPlayer | Polar Lands, Sea of Sand, Western Forests, Eastern Plains, Tropical Lands |
| 22:16.25 | OluapPlayer | Five |
| 22:16.30 | Xho | As in like Western forest/Sea of Sand |
| 22:17.11 | Xho | Well much of the north west as described from The Black Wave is a |
| 22:17.13 | Xho | Dammit |
| 22:17.14 | Xho | Steppe |
| 22:17.32 | Xho | Cold steppe that is |
| 22:17.35 | OluapPlayer | What's that |
| 22:17.44 | Hachiman | It's gonna be difficult to give the second continent distinguished regions without replicating ones present on the first one |
| 22:17.52 | Xho | Big fucking flat region |
| 22:17.55 | Xho | http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steppe dis |
| 22:17.56 | Monet | OluapPlayer: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/17/Astana-steppe-7748.jpg |
| 22:18.11 | OluapPlayer | Right |
| 22:18.29 | Xho | The extreme north west is a taiga/tundra area thouh |
| 22:18.31 | Xho | though |
| 22:18.34 | OluapPlayer | This kind of thing should be in a forum so that the whole community can give ideas |
| 22:18.43 | Xho | So that constitutes part of the Polar Lands I guess |
| 22:19.01 | Xho | rite |
| 22:19.33 | Xho | I don't know how much of the north west is a steppe, probably most of it is closer to the Talmyr region |
| 22:19.48 | Hachiman | Should the second continent have a history that is somewhat divergent from the first one |
| 22:19.49 | Hachiman | As in they both experienced the Caligaduro thing but before and after then the histories are largely independent of one another |
| 22:20.20 | OluapPlayer | My only involvement in the second continent are the lindworms who live there |
| 22:20.22 | Xho | I suppose so, there was no influence from the Orichalcum Elves/Cobalt Kingdom/Sea Giants/Anything Else |
| 22:20.26 | OluapPlayer | It's probably gonna stay that way |
| 22:20.51 | Xho | Pelagrios' Estate is actually on the second continent, I should mark that up |
| 22:22.39 | Xho | Right done that |
| 22:23.14 | Xho | Generally speaking there should be some large power on the second continetn |
| 22:23.17 | Xho | continent* |
| 22:23.43 | Xho | The Insomnolence/Bay of Orayu/I'quatan Orcs are all minor |
| 22:23.58 | Hachiman | Aye |
| 22:25.10 | Xho | I'm not too sure what Cyrannian is doing with his fantasy fiction though |
| 22:25.22 | Xho | So that region where his fiction was might be a free area now |
| 22:25.28 | OluapPlayer | It's still canon |
| 22:25.31 | Xho | Right |
| 22:25.36 | Xho | den he shuld add it dat dum |
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| 22:25.56 | OluapPlayer | I talked to him recently about it and he says he might come back to it at some point |
| 22:27.24 | Xho | Hm so wat do wit dat den |
| 22:27.56 | OluapPlayer | Same are we're doing right now, leave it alone |
| 22:28.10 | Xho | I mean the second continent |
| 22:29.12 | OluapPlayer | I have nothing to contribute to it |
| 22:37.43 | ImpyDroid | What are you talking about |
| 22:37.52 | Hachiman | Second Koldenwelt continent |
| 22:38.46 | ImpyDroid | You mean the one on the west? |
| 22:38.50 | Hachiman | Yes |
| 22:38.54 | Hachiman | Largely regional divisions and how to distinguish primary parts of the second continent without replicating the regions of the first one |
| 22:39.06 | ImpyDroid | Hm |
| 22:39.35 | ImpyDroid | What races do we have there ATM |
| 22:39.42 | ImpyDroid | I can only think of the Dalmiri |
| 22:40.07 | Hachiman | I'quatan Orcs, Orayu, Lindworms |
| 22:40.31 | ImpyDroid | Rite |
| 22:40.56 | ImpyDroid | The divisions could be more cultural than geographical perhaps |
| 22:41.08 | Hachiman | The first continent has five regional divisions though I dunno how many would apply to the second continent |
| 22:41.10 | Xho | Basically the Western Continent at the moment is where all my seedy rural people live |
| 22:41.57 | Xho | By the looks of things Dino put the Sinleri on the Western Continent as well |
| 22:42.21 | Hachiman | Yeah but Sinleri dum because connections to the Fictionverse |
| 22:42.25 | OluapPlayer | They live in some isles between the continent and Marmor |
| 22:42.45 | Xho | Santorakh - dunt b upsetti hav sum spaghetti |
| 22:42.54 | ImpyDroid | Xho: So badicallly the redneck continent |
| 22:42.59 | Xho | More or less |
| 22:45.12 | ImpyDroid | Gimme the map |
| 22:45.23 | ImpyDroid | I'll try to brainstorm something |
| 22:45.27 | Hachiman | Well since deiwes largely populate the Eastern Continent, perhaps the Western Continent could be largely theriocephali-centric |
| 22:46.26 | ImpyDroid | Furry continent hur |
| 22:46.31 | Hachiman | non |
| 22:47.03 | ImpyDroid | There could be a few Ordnung castles left there I think |
| 22:48.19 | Xho | It's probable |
| 22:48.27 | OluapPlayer | http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/8/83/NewKoldenweltRegions.png/revision/latest?cb=20140405235628 |
| 22:48.39 | Xho | Without trying to reference myself too much the Dalmiric Kingdom has a considerable Theriocephali population |
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| 22:49.16 | Hachiman | Right so Western Continent would have less regions than the Eastern Continent |
| 22:49.30 | OluapPlayer | It's smaller in size so yeah, logically |
| 22:49.49 | Hachiman | Or it has more but they are smaller than the ones on the Eastern Continent |
| 22:49.57 | ImpyDroid | What is that thing on the right of the Western Continent |
| 22:50.07 | ImpyDroid | Is it mountains or something |
| 22:50.15 | Xho | Yeah |
| 22:50.31 | Xho | http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/b/b0/NewKoldenweltTestMap.png/revision/latest?cb=20131206210841 |
| 22:50.44 | ImpyDroid | Okay here we have one region |
| 22:50.54 | ImpyDroid | These mountains |
| 22:50.59 | ImpyDroid | Let's call them... |
| 22:51.02 | Hachiman | dat tiny and too linear |
| 22:51.08 | ImpyDroid | Shatterpeaks or something |
| 22:51.21 | ImpyDroid | Still mountains count as regions |
| 22:51.30 | Monet | The Great Wall? |
| 22:51.41 | OluapPlayer | The mountains on the far east already have a name |
| 22:51.44 | OluapPlayer | Great Eastern Wall |
| 22:51.50 | Monet | Those mountains look like they make crossing into the Western continent tricky |
| 22:51.59 | Xho | Dalmiric Human - GODDAMN IMPERIALS BREAK DOWN MY SHITTY WARR |
| 22:52.27 | Xho | There's some large breaks and valley paths I can see |
| 22:52.43 | ImpyDroid | No I meam the mountains on the east of the Western Continent |
| 22:52.46 | Xho | Great now I see the Dalmiri as Chinese |
| 22:52.50 | Hachiman | I can imagine the Great Eastern Wall penetrates into several regions rather than being an actual region itself |
| 22:52.58 | Xho | >penetrates |
| 22:53.04 | Xho | u used dat on purpose |
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| 22:53.21 | Monet | ImpyDroid: The long snakey mountian range you mean? |
| 22:53.40 | Hachiman | So wait is the "Great Eastern Wall" used in reference to the mountains on the Eastern or Western continent |
| 22:53.42 | Xho | Yeah that's the mountains we're on about |
| 22:53.49 | Xho | Eastern Continent |
| 22:53.49 | ImpyDroid | Eastern |
| 22:53.53 | Hachiman | Right |
| 22:53.58 | Xho | As in the giant wall of mountains on the right side of the map |
| 22:54.29 | ImpyDroid | If so what do we call the mountains on the right of the Western Continent |
| 22:54.39 | Xho | Great Western Wall |
| 22:54.43 | Xho | does a thumbs up |
| 22:54.44 | Hachiman | dum |
| 22:54.55 | Xho | It's not a bad suggestion to be honest |
| 22:55.10 | Hachiman | So I can imagine segments of that snakey mountain range being parts of other regions rather than an actual region in itself |
| 22:55.13 | OluapPlayer | You're copypasting a name so yes it is |
| 22:55.35 | ImpyDroid | Rite |
| 22:55.46 | ImpyDroid | >Snakey mountain range |
| 22:55.54 | Xho | Yeah they're too sparse to be a single mountain range |
| 22:56.02 | ImpyDroid | We make these the official name for the mountain range |
| 22:56.24 | ImpyDroid | Serpent Mountains or something |
| 22:56.24 | Hachiman | Snakey Mountain Range sounds like something out of Dora the Explorer |
| 22:56.28 | ImpyDroid | What do you think |
| 22:56.31 | Xho | I dunno |
| 22:56.41 | OluapPlayer | As Xho said |
| 22:56.47 | OluapPlayer | Too sparse to be a single mountain range |
| 22:56.58 | Hachiman | Yeah they are rather sparse |
| 22:57.03 | OluapPlayer | I'd recommend stopping obsessing over these and moving on to somewhere else |
| 22:57.08 | Xho | The northernmost part of it is probably something like the Dalmiric Mountains since it's in the Talmyr region |
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| 22:57.20 | Wormy_ | Hi |
| 22:57.40 | Monet | Hi |
| 22:58.26 | Hachiman | We could potentially divide that little island that is not Marmor into two regions in itself |
| 22:59.03 | Hachiman | The bigger of the two small unclaimed islands I mean |
| 23:00.17 | ImpyDroid | Okay |
| 23:00.27 | ImpyDroid | I wonder |
| 23:00.49 | ImpyDroid | If most of Eastern Koldenwelt is either forests or desert |
| 23:01.06 | ImpyDroid | Could western KW perhaps have a more barren landscape - steppes, perhaps? |
| 23:01.08 | Xho | Well I've said that the northwestern region is mostly steppe |
| 23:01.17 | Xho | c |
| 23:01.18 | ImpyDroid | Or like savannahs |
| 23:01.26 | ImpyDroid | Africa-style |
| 23:01.34 | Wormy_ | Faith in humanity restored http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-30965237 |
| 23:01.51 | Xho | I'd imagine most of Eastern Koldenwelt being steppes |
| 23:03.03 | Xho | I have no clue what that indeterminate region between the Western Forest and the Sea of Sand is though |
| 23:03.17 | Xho | Semi-Arid Lands of Doom |
| 23:03.47 | Wormy_ | The Bailiffs have to put down the date they go to evict people, so in this case, a big crowd turns up to block them every time |
| 23:05.36 | Hachiman | I was gonna suggest the Western Continent to be a bit more inhospitable / barren / arid than the Eastern Continent |
| 23:05.56 | ImpyDroid | Aye |
| 23:06.02 | Xho | but so much green |
| 23:06.08 | ImpyDroid | Lindworms couldn't help |
| 23:06.12 | Xho | Unless it's all flat and no forests |
| 23:06.16 | ImpyDroid | don't help either |
| 23:06.16 | Xho | Just shitloads of grass |
| 23:06.22 | ImpyDroid | Xho: >so much green |
| 23:06.23 | Hachiman | Although that is no excuse for dismissing geographical variety |
| 23:06.28 | ImpyDroid | Brazil |
| 23:06.34 | Wormy_ | Monet: Adam Curtis is usually interesting http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/p02gyz6b/adam-curtis-bitter-lake |
| 23:06.54 | ImpyDroid | Brazil is kinda inhospitable |
| 23:06.58 | ImpyDroid | And green |
| 23:07.07 | Hachiman | Australia, Brazil |
| 23:07.10 | OluapPlayer | But that's wrong |
| 23:07.21 | Xho | Looking at volcanoes in the Kamchatka region and I just came across a real life Erebor http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/64/Kronotsky_volcano.jpg |
| 23:07.24 | Monet | Brazil has a massive rainforest |
| 23:07.33 | OluapPlayer | At the north |
| 23:07.38 | Hachiman | Marshlands <3 |
| 23:07.43 | Hachiman | I love marshes hur |
| 23:08.03 | OluapPlayer | There are no rainforests like Amazonia in the rest of the country |
| 23:08.10 | Xho | ew marshes |
| 23:10.45 | ImpyDroid | So the Western Continent is like South America/Australia/Sub-Saharan Africa |
| 23:11.17 | Xho | The southern half perhaps |
| 23:11.37 | Xho | It's probably similar in diversity to the whole of the American continents |
| 23:11.48 | Xho | Arctic/forests in the north and then goddamn humid in the south |
| 23:11.53 | ImpyDroid | Dalmiri - FREEDUHM |
| 23:11.59 | Xho | And all kinds of batshit stuff in between |
| 23:12.10 | Xho | Dalmiri - we're actually canadian |
| 23:12.33 | Wormy_ | <PROTECTED> |
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| 23:13.16 | Hachiman | I would imagine mercury causes more than brain degeneration |
| 23:13.18 | Hachiman | Like death |
| 23:13.25 | Wormy_ | Precisely |
| 23:13.48 | Wormy_ | I want to ask her why I haven't got the other symptoms of it, or why my health isn't deterioating |
| 23:14.01 | ImpyDroid | Xho: Imperial - PREPARE TO BE CONQUERED | Dalmiri - sorry |
| 23:14.43 | Wormy_ | Mercury poisoning = dying neurons |
| 23:14.53 | Xho | It's odd because I said the Dalmiri probably look like Native Americans |
| 23:14.57 | Wormy_ | Autism = slightly different neural connections |
| 23:15.47 | OluapPlayer | Mind you South America has several kinds of climate. it ranges from tropical rainforests to temperate forests, to deserts and glaciers |
| 23:16.09 | Xho | Klaxxa - southern region is ours #fantasyfalklands |
| 23:16.12 | OluapPlayer | Which's probably a good thing because the continent should have variation and not be just a big forest with some steppes at the top |
| 23:16.33 | Xho | And geographically speaking it would follow a similar suit to the rest of the world anyway |
| 23:17.18 | Xho | Even if it is fantasy it wouldn't make much sense if it wasn't geographically consistent unless !magic |
| 23:17.36 | OluapPlayer | That'd be a stupid reason anyway |
| 23:18.05 | OluapPlayer | All I know is that the lindworms are supposed to inhabited wherever is cold in there |
| 23:18.38 | Xho | That would be the northwest then hur |
| 23:19.00 | Xho | Or general north or north east |
| 23:19.22 | Xho | Magically speaking the northwest region does have a strong dark magic presence so you could roll Lindworms in with that |
| 23:19.36 | Xho | Or the whole north as I should have said |
| 23:20.36 | OluapPlayer | I can imagine some of these mountains having been formed from Siivhahzin's rib bones |
| 23:20.52 | Xho | The Rekt Mountains |
| 23:21.10 | Xho | Reminds me of the Fist of Rukt from Halo |
| 23:21.12 | OluapPlayer | Same way Tritonomarth became a whole island |
| 23:21.48 | Hachiman | Could have a few table mountains here or there |
| 23:21.57 | Hachiman | I like table mountains hur |
| 23:22.19 | Xho | Santorakh - more tea dear |
| 23:22.27 | ImpyDroid | Hmmm |
| 23:22.39 | ImpyDroid | Remember when you said there should be swamps? |
| 23:22.58 | ImpyDroid | Northern WC could be like cold icy marshlands |
| 23:23.35 | ImpyDroid | Kinda like where I live, lots of water and everything is very flat and wet |
| 23:23.47 | ImpyDroid | Except with Lindworms |
| 23:24.01 | Xho | Dalmiri Humans - dunt feed da lindworms |
| 23:25.02 | OluapPlayer | I guess |
| 23:25.16 | OluapPlayer | Mind you they're supposed to be uncommon |
| 23:25.35 | OluapPlayer | Because a big number of these would make it difficult for other races to live in the region |
| 23:25.51 | Hachiman | Lindworms kinda remind me of the big worm things from Dune |
| 23:25.52 | Xho | I'd imagine regions that far north would be sparsely populated anyway |
| 23:25.57 | Hachiman | Except evil |
| 23:26.12 | ImpyDroid | Ya sort of |
| 23:26.19 | ImpyDroid | http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/ru/1/12/ÐолÑÑие_ÐолоÑа.jpg Think this |
| 23:26.32 | ImpyDroid | Gloomy, brown and cold |
| 23:26.34 | Xho | Taihadrae - scenic #not |
| 23:26.44 | OluapPlayer | That sounds good to me |
| 23:27.21 | Xho | The most northern my stuff goes to on that continent is Ahdramilús' tomb |
| 23:27.28 | Xho | That's right into the polar regions though |
| 23:27.28 | ImpyDroid | Okay so we estabilished that the region where Lindworms live looks like Northwestern Russia |
| 23:28.40 | OluapPlayer | Warning: heavily populated by bears and giant evil dragons |
| 23:28.51 | Xho | Oh god |
| 23:28.53 | Xho | Bear Peoples |
| 23:29.30 | Xho | Needs a giant bear-man traveller character now |
| 23:29.54 | Hachiman | Who wears a red shirt and has an obsession with honey? |
| 23:30.12 | Xho | Honey Puff thing |
| 23:30.42 | Hachiman | I was more referring to Winnie the Pooh hur |
| 23:30.57 | Xho | I don't think I could have won with that one |
| 23:31.16 | Xho | I thought it was going to be Winnie the Pooh but then I thought it was a trick question and went for the Honey Puff Monster |
| 23:31.20 | ImpyDroid | http://lurkmore.so/images/5/57/V5.jpg He should look like this |
| 23:31.42 | OluapPlayer | The hell is that supposed to be |
| 23:31.46 | Xho | There's a lot of secret dark presences in Talmyr as well which will be explored later |
| 23:32.14 | ImpyDroid | Grimdark version of Winnie the Pooh I think |
| 23:32.34 | ImpyDroid | It's based on the Soviet Winnie design http://lurkmore.so/images/5/57/V5.jpg |
| 23:32.37 | Xho | Well if you look at The Black Wave you could probably piece together what is lurking under the Dalmiric Mountain City |
| 23:32.42 | ImpyDroid | wait wrong |
| 23:32.53 | ImpyDroid | http://www.zerkalo.lv/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/vinni_puh_citati.jpg this |
| 23:33.29 | Monet | Was that first bear o na creepypasta by any chance? |
| 23:34.27 | ImpyDroid | I think so |
| 23:35.16 | Xho | If anyone actually did read it, not too sure |
| 23:35.58 | OluapPlayer | I would've totally nagged you to finish it if I didn't read it |
| 23:36.28 | Xho | Well I know you read it and I know you know what the background is on it |
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| 23:38.50 | Xho | https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10940584_779540798805496_5340505714517843537_n.jpg?oh=7d71ca59b0a98ab1257efb41e094a7ec&oe=55619725&__gda__=1432401053_c527996a882d9c61ebfdb221abb98f2a |
| 23:39.01 | ImpyDroid | So from north to south |
| 23:39.22 | ImpyDroid | Swamps -> Steppes -> Savannah -> Rainforest |
| 23:39.27 | ImpyDroid | Or something |
| 23:39.50 | Xho | You forgot Tundra and Taiga |
| 23:39.59 | Xho | Because I've been mentioning that since the start |
| 23:41.12 | ImpyDroid | rite |
| 23:42.27 | Xho | Most of the Talmyr region that spans over to the Bay of Orayu has been described as a three-way between Tundra, Taiga and Steppe |
| 23:43.40 | Xho | The rest of the continent below that general area I'd imagine would follow your plan |
| 23:44.27 | Xho | I'm a little annoyed at the moment because I've described this general area in fiction on at least four pages as that general geographical type and no one seems to listen or notice |
| 23:44.34 | Xho | Actually no I'm very annoyed |
| 23:45.15 | Xho | In terms of biomes it makes sense anyway |
| 23:45.56 | ImpyDroid | Hachiman: Fantastic Four | Official Teaser Trailer [HD] | 20th Century FOX: http://youtu.be/e-BVs-KCSiA ...Remember when we talking about Fantastic Four recently? |
| 23:46.21 | Xho | I'd guess that the area in the same longitude with the Tropical Lands would be rainforest |
| 23:46.58 | Xho | The area in between would be savannah/forests/everything else |
| 23:48.50 | Xho | "Every superhero teaser is the same. It's fade in and out shots of the guy before he becomes super, it's some guy saying something like "do you realize what you are capable of?" fade in another shot of the protagonist slowly turning around to the camera, final shot of the guy in costume looking up at the sky or down at the city he protects." |
| 23:49.28 | drom_ | ImpyDroid: Meanwhile in Sweden: http://i.imgur.com/NCk5Z6M.jpg (the headline says: Janitorial Robot, kills all living) |
| 23:49.35 | ImpyDroid | ...This actually makes sense |
| 23:50.43 | Xho | Okay well I'm gonna go now since it feels like I've been ignored for the last hour |
| 23:55.18 | Wormy_ | http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-31001936 |
