00:01.36 | Wormy_ | Hachi: Its quite difficult to imagine how life on non-solid surfaces like gas giants or stars could get offworld. I'm sure there is a way |
00:02.08 | Wormy_ | But they could be alien enough to advance in different ways, like Baxter's "Callisto bugs" |
00:02.36 | Hachiman | Oh? |
00:02.41 | Wormy_ | bacteria-like orgaisms which could manipulate quantum numbers and hacked by humans to access configuration space |
00:03.15 | Wormy_ | Confined in a low energy environment they evolved orthogonally |
00:04.03 | Hachiman | Are the Callisto bugs featured in that one story about a group of cops going to visit this old professor who was murdered by them due to how they related with mathematics or something like that? |
00:04.16 | Hachiman | In Vacuum Diagrams |
00:04.27 | Hachiman | The Logic Pool I believe it was called |
00:04.34 | Wormy_ | Similar, I think that was the "Logic Pool" |
00:04.53 | Wormy_ | This story is in Resplendent (same universe) |
00:05.43 | Wormy_ | These immortal humans were being persecuted by Hama Druz's Assimilation era humans (the nasty ones) |
00:06.17 | Wormy_ | But one "Jasoft" (as they are called) found a way to abolish time using the bugs, subjectively |
00:07.46 | Hachiman | Huh, that sounds... really damn complicated |
00:07.55 | Wormy_ | In Orions Arm there was a gas giant civilisation, Jumping Jaks or Jaks I think they are called |
00:08.49 | Wormy_ | http://www.orionsarm.com/eg-article/4681a30835f6a |
00:09.33 | Hachiman | Yeah I remember those |
00:09.42 | Hachiman | They arose and collapsed in cycles |
00:10.07 | Hachiman | And if I recall they were never too influential on the galactic scheme |
00:12.49 | Wormy_ | The main problem for gas giant societies to advance like humans, I suppose its the sparsity of minerals. But if they found a way to filter chemicals out the air or out of other organisms, well there is an opportunity |
00:13.27 | Wormy_ | And if the atmosphere allows for combustion such as having oxygen, well, smelting should be easy |
00:13.41 | Wormy_ | But perhaps to not combust too easily |
00:13.58 | Hachiman | Aye |
00:14.09 | Hachiman | Terrestrial life definitely has an advantage |
00:15.12 | Wormy_ | Another problem might be intense lightning storms. Their society would have to navigate them |
00:17.02 | Wormy_ | If they can survive enough pressure or found a way to advance that far, they could access the metallic liquid hydrogen and metallic cores |
00:17.48 | Wormy_ | Anyway, I need to go, bye |
00:17.52 | Hachiman | Cya |
00:29.49 | Cyrannian | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:New_Cyrandia_Wars/Year_One/Sword_of_Peace#Chapter_Four:_The_Adjunct.27s_Interruption - New section |
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02:15.21 | OfficerJackal_ | DrodoEmpire: Slightly late loud and clear! |
02:15.28 | DrodoEmpire | lol |
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10:54.45 | OluapWorker | Hi |
11:17.54 | AdmiralPanda | Best part of League of Legends: the character I play uses a giant unbreakable door as a shield, so I get to make all the puns |
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12:07.40 | odell | Yay for progress. http://i.imgur.com/wj2fjNf.png |
12:31.40 | AdmiralPanda | hi oluap |
12:38.14 | OluapWorker | ohi |
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13:07.56 | OfficerJackal | Jesus fucking christ, did any of you hear about the terrorist attack in Paris? |
13:08.34 | OluapWorker | Nope |
13:09.02 | OfficerJackal | 12 people dead, they targetted a satrical magazine publisher in the suburbs, 2 gunman. |
13:11.17 | OluapWorker | Well that sucks |
13:11.43 | OfficerJackal | Yeah, I just saw a video of the event, they shot a police officer in the streets and just fucking executed him while he was on the sidewalk. |
13:11.54 | OfficerJackal | Augh... |
13:12.14 | OluapWorker | Not the kind of thing you expect to happen in a place like Paris |
13:34.00 | odell | OfficerJackal: Saw the video of it. |
13:34.49 | OfficerJackal | odell: Yeah, was fucking brutal that video, the officer pleads on the floor only to get shot in the head. |
13:36.17 | odell | And the perpetrators act like it's nothing out of ordinary. |
13:36.35 | OfficerJackal | Yep, fucking savage assholes, hope they get shot. |
13:49.10 | odell | Charles_Murray: The french language has the word même. What does it mean? |
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14:07.22 | AdmiralPanda | So League of Legends just won the MOBA competition for the next few years |
14:07.41 | AdmiralPanda | Their solution to lag and unreliable connections? Build their own network |
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14:53.46 | AdmiralPanda | OluapWorker ImpyDroid: Couple of questions to help set up the D&D world: Firstly, how common do you want dragons to be? Just one, a couple, or lots? |
14:54.02 | OluapWorker | Hmm |
14:54.03 | OluapWorker | Couple |
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14:58.56 | Wormy_ | NÃn hÇo |
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15:12.40 | Wormy_ | 404 |
15:13.01 | Wormy_ | bbl |
15:23.51 | odell | Appearently, a butterfly can jam a fortress's giant gates open. |
15:23.56 | odell | Only in dorf fortress |
15:26.58 | Vincent20100 | Dwarf Logic |
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15:46.14 | AdmiralPanda | ImpyDroid: For D&D, how common would you like dragons to be? Just the one, a couple, or lots? |
15:47.46 | ImpyDroid | Lots |
15:49.50 | Tek0516 | Hello |
15:49.59 | AdmiralPanda | hi tek |
15:51.57 | AdmiralPanda | ImpyDroid: For reference you probably won't interact with more than a dozen dragons because gotta respect the ancients |
15:52.09 | ImpyDroid | rite |
15:52.18 | AdmiralPanda | so a couple means the later bosses will be dragons, lots means you'll have a couple of high-end encounters that will be dragons |
15:53.03 | odell | "Planet of Destiny" |
15:57.10 | OluapWorker | Hm |
15:57.16 | OluapWorker | In that case I'm also okay with lots |
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16:02.36 | Hachiman | Hello |
16:03.37 | OluapWorker | ~cuddle Hachiman |
16:03.38 | infobot | ACTION grabs Hachiman and cuddles until Hachiman begs for mercy |
16:03.43 | Hachiman | <3 |
16:05.50 | AdmiralPanda | hi u |
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16:06.24 | AdmiralPanda | Hachiman: Dragons won the vote, so question for you: How common would you like dragons to be? Just one, a couple, or lots? |
16:06.40 | Hachiman | Not entirely fussed |
16:07.03 | AdmiralPanda | dum |
16:07.42 | AdmiralPanda | in that case I'm gonna be a little rude and go with a couple (Imp said lots, Oluap said a couple but once I explained lots a bit more switched to lots) just because I want to keep the impact of the dragons |
16:07.57 | odell | Vincent20100: My world is named "The World of Omens" |
16:08.15 | OluapWorker | I win regardless |
16:08.26 | AdmiralPanda | I guess that's one way to look at it :P |
16:08.38 | Vincent20100 | "The Center of the Hole" |
16:08.42 | Vincent20100 | -_- |
16:09.23 | AdmiralPanda | personally I despise using dragons for anything less than bosses, simply because they're dragons and dragons deserve nothing less |
16:10.25 | AdmiralPanda | hm, this is going to be an amusing party |
16:10.30 | AdmiralPanda | a fighter, a magus and a summoner |
16:10.44 | OluapWorker | And most importantly |
16:10.45 | OluapWorker | The crab |
16:11.03 | AdmiralPanda | and a crab, yes |
16:11.21 | Hachiman | A fighter and a summoner |
16:11.21 | OluapWorker | So Imp is playing a fighter then |
16:11.26 | Hachiman | Looks like I am dedicated healer then |
16:11.44 | AdmiralPanda | you don't have to |
16:11.58 | AdmiralPanda | you just have to git gud and not take damage :P |
16:12.15 | AdmiralPanda | on a more serious note, I will make up for the lack of healing in the party with healing in the drops |
16:12.27 | odell | Gotta love how there is a local territory fully occupied of 25 civilizations at the SAME place. |
16:13.13 | OluapWorker | I'll put the crab in wizard school and teach him healing spells |
16:13.15 | AdmiralPanda | tl;dr: if you want to play a magus then go for it, go all out in fact |
16:13.18 | OluapWorker | Best plan |
16:13.54 | odell | Vincent20100: As seen in the regional view. http://i.imgur.com/2iTeDT7.png |
16:14.51 | Vincent20100 | odell: There is good sized hell biome to the south west |
16:15.23 | Vincent20100 | Got the guts to try it out? ^^ |
16:16.09 | odell | THere is also a larger, mountain and hot, area in west-central. |
16:16.25 | Vincent20100 | I remember seeing rain replaced by Elves' blood in these ^^ |
16:16.52 | odell | Another one in central and a west-north-central |
16:18.58 | odell | Two of them are sinister, the other are haunted and have least 2-3 fortresses/civilizations. |
16:19.05 | odell | Unsure if they are evil or not. |
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16:22.19 | Tek0516 | Hello |
16:22.56 | odell | Vincent20100: So it turns out the large clutch are dwarfen outposts. |
16:23.34 | odell | Wait, it's mountain halls. |
16:23.48 | Vincent20100 | It would be very interesting to see a Sinister/Hell biome let's play |
16:29.05 | odell | No nercomancer towers in my area. Good. |
16:29.16 | odell | Wait, found one. |
16:44.49 | Vincent20100 | odell: Did you really do it? lol |
16:45.58 | odell | Not yet. I want to find a area with a real high evalation so I can dig out a cave-fortress. |
16:46.42 | odell | Like the dwarven kingdom in LotR and WoW |
16:48.16 | odell | Freezing and sparse to no trees and vegetation. Wilderness |
16:49.33 | odell | Haunted glacier. |
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16:50.15 | quark8 | Hello. |
16:52.07 | Vincent20100 | Hey! |
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16:55.36 | Xho | Hachiman: Meshuggah is releasing new material this year |
16:55.40 | OluapWorker | spu |
16:55.44 | Xho | u |
16:58.20 | Xho | Just thinking |
16:58.26 | Xho | The Eye in Koldenwelt |
16:58.30 | Xho | What kinda magic does it use |
16:58.57 | OluapWorker | Considering how important it is |
16:59.00 | OluapWorker | I assume all |
16:59.41 | Xho | Longinus - TRIPLE SUN POWERRRRRRRR |
17:01.35 | Ghel | Yeah, pretty much. At least, it has mastery over all of the Source. |
17:02.16 | Xho | Sauce Magic |
17:02.17 | Xho | dere |
17:03.41 | OluapWorker | shup go finish Black Wave |
17:03.45 | Xho | go suk dik |
17:03.52 | OluapWorker | after u finish Black Wave |
17:04.48 | Xho | I was thinking about making an Orichalcum Elf representation of Mortium |
17:05.17 | Xho | That being said the maximum amount of deities the Orichalcum Elves usually have is five and that's Soldalatel, Aethereus, Akhemazdris, Samayapalaka and Caligaduro |
17:05.28 | Xho | So I'd guess Mortium's representation would be a combined deity |
17:05.57 | OluapWorker | Mortium - spook the goldies |
17:06.22 | Xho | Probably a combined deity between Soldalatel and Mortium |
17:06.35 | OluapWorker | Mortium - get in the sunny bag |
17:06.48 | Xho | Samayapalaka and Caligaduro wouldn't generally have been combined since they're minor deities as a whole |
17:06.57 | OluapWorker | You could make him more like a spirit than a deity |
17:07.03 | OluapWorker | Not every culture sees the grim reaper as a god |
17:07.10 | Xho | Suppose that's true |
17:07.24 | Xho | Orichalcum Elves had a very different concept of death since they could live past 20,000 yers |
17:07.27 | Xho | years even |
17:07.37 | OluapWorker | Mortium - deff by violence, accident and bag |
17:07.52 | Xho | Still probably a combination of Soldalatel and Mortium though |
17:08.01 | Xho | They didn't think of anything outside of those three deities |
17:08.13 | Xho | Or five in the minor religion |
17:08.16 | OluapWorker | dats stubborn |
17:08.42 | Xho | Well when you live and breathe as golden glowy elves you're not gonna think you came from Harstag or something |
17:09.12 | OluapWorker | http://i.4cdn.org/v/1420648654047.png Akharav to Longinus |
17:09.29 | Xho | The Mortium-Soldalatel death spirit wouldn't have been accepted in the main or minor religion and was probably from a non-Orichaclum Elf offshoot religion |
17:09.40 | Xho | Longinus - jealous of mah piercings |
17:10.11 | Xho | Longinus for example only accepted Soldalatel as a deity and thus all others were generally unmentioned in the Order of Sol |
17:10.12 | OluapWorker | Mortium - ey sold u single hao bout i make u zero |
17:10.37 | Xho | dun geddt |
17:10.39 | Xho | geddit |
17:10.48 | OluapWorker | 1 -> 0 -> he killing her |
17:11.28 | Xho | Soldalatel - fuk off skelly |
17:12.05 | Xho | I can't really remember what AkhemazdrÃs' spheres are in the Orichalcum Elf religion |
17:12.15 | Xho | He's a minor deity as far as the three are concerned |
17:12.18 | OluapWorker | shouting dumness |
17:12.44 | Xho | Aethereus and Soldalatel pretty much cover everything |
17:12.56 | OluapWorker | brb |
17:23.11 | OluapWorker | back |
17:37.26 | OluapWorker | y so ded |
17:38.10 | Xho | cuz u killed me |
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17:38.16 | quark8 | Hello. |
17:38.19 | Cyrannian | Hello! |
17:38.20 | Xho | Okay slightly weird |
17:38.44 | Tek0516 | Hello |
17:38.51 | Ghel | Hello. |
17:38.54 | OluapWorker | ~slap Cyrannian |
17:38.54 | infobot | ACTION slaps Cyrannian, keep your grubby fingers to yourself! |
17:40.01 | Cyrannian | ~punch OluapWorker |
17:40.01 | infobot | ACTION lets fly with a wild haymaker which catches OluapWorker right on the nose |
17:41.58 | Cyrannian | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:New_Cyrandia_Wars/Year_One/Sword_of_Peace#Chapter_Four:_The_Adjunct.27s_Interruption - c dis |
17:44.40 | OluapWorker | I've seen |
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17:46.44 | Ghel | In my head, the Adjunct sounded like C-3PO. |
17:49.33 | Cyrannian | Indeed, I wrote his dialogue with C-3PO's voice in mind. |
17:50.05 | Ghel | That explains it then. |
17:56.07 | Charles_Murray | odell: It means "same." |
17:56.38 | Xho | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3rVWbWfCDM wam |
17:59.11 | Xho | We need a Thunder Colossus and a Darkness Colossus |
17:59.34 | OluapWorker | I have stuff in mind for Thunder |
17:59.48 | OluapWorker | And didn't you make the Darkness one? |
18:00.05 | Xho | No I scrapped it |
18:00.15 | OluapWorker | Hm |
18:00.38 | OluapWorker | I know Hachi was interested in making something Darkness-related |
18:00.40 | OluapWorker | And Wind |
18:01.08 | Xho | In that case a new Fire Colossus then |
18:02.08 | OluapWorker | I had a checklist for this |
18:02.26 | OluapWorker | Kinda deleted it in a fit of rage |
18:02.28 | OluapWorker | Time to restore it |
18:03.04 | Xho | I'm gonna make an old Light Colossus I think |
18:03.24 | Xho | And have it killed by Caligaduro because fuck mortal gods #void4lyf |
18:03.48 | OluapWorker | Missing old: Wind, Thunder, Ice, Light |
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18:04.22 | Xho | There aren't many Colossi that were killed by Caligaduro which is sorta strange |
18:04.30 | OluapWorker | Missing new: Fire, Wind, Thunder, Flora, Dark, Time, Sun, Storm |
18:04.42 | OluapWorker | Most were indirectly killed by him |
18:04.56 | Xho | There wouldn't be a new Time Colossus since Samayapalaka is still alive |
18:05.01 | Xho | This is true |
18:05.25 | Xho | Probably not a new Storm Colossus since Nalúnt in theory is still alive |
18:05.36 | Xho | Dunno about Faz'ra though |
18:05.59 | OluapWorker | I guess them being alive can make them fit both Old and New |
18:06.04 | OluapWorker | Even though that bothers my OCD |
18:06.12 | Xho | Yeah doesn't sound right |
18:06.22 | Xho | Just call them 'Colossus' rather than New/Old Colossus |
18:06.54 | Xho | I can make an old Light Colossus |
18:06.56 | OluapWorker | Well they're still Old by definition since they're the originals born before Caligaduro's defeat |
18:07.13 | OluapWorker | There's just no News to replace them |
18:07.17 | Xho | Yeah |
18:07.36 | Xho | I just wouldn't call them Old since that implies there are new Colossi in their place |
18:08.16 | OluapWorker | Surprising we're only missing 4 Old Colossi, that means they're close to being complete |
18:08.22 | Xho | yah |
18:11.00 | Xho | I could have the Light Colossus torn apart by Caligaduro or AkhemazdrÃs, dunno which one sounds better |
18:11.01 | Cyrannian | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Captain:Aporyan - New page |
18:11.57 | OluapWorker | Neither lul |
18:12.21 | Xho | Caligaduro then |
18:12.43 | OluapWorker | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/User:OluapPlayer/Sandbox#Colossus_Thing there, checklist |
18:13.29 | Xho | I should really make a generic Dark Elemental |
18:13.39 | Xho | Shadowed Men are a specialised kind of elemental and, well |
18:13.45 | Xho | Not very generic |
18:13.57 | OluapWorker | So they're not actual dark elementals then |
18:14.04 | Xho | They are |
18:14.12 | Xho | I'd imagine elementals come in all shapes and forms |
18:14.29 | Xho | Shadowed men are just a form of Dark Elemental |
18:14.50 | OluapWorker | I'm saying the official represents-this-element-in-the-Elemental-page elemental |
18:14.52 | Xho | Just not very generic |
18:15.34 | Xho | Don't really want to go for a dragon shape this time round |
18:16.15 | OluapWorker | Cyrannian: His hat is almost as big as his nephew's |
18:17.23 | Cyrannian | Aye |
18:17.50 | Tek0516 | - |
18:18.24 | Tek0516 | -.- I waited half an hour in line for my food and they lost my dish. |
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18:19.09 | The_Randomness | Hello everyone |
18:19.12 | Xho | Eat the person who took your food |
18:19.13 | Xho | Hi |
18:20.06 | Tek0516 | It seems they must have mixed in my food with someone else's. |
18:21.14 | AdmiralPanda | Oluap: Just called on the power of Black Iron Tarkus, kinda want to make a D&D character Tarkus at some point now :P but that's way low on my list of priorities |
18:21.34 | OluapWorker | Just get a greatsword and full plate armor |
18:22.14 | AdmiralPanda | that's why it's low on my list of priorities |
18:22.24 | The_Randomness | Hey Panda |
18:22.27 | AdmiralPanda | that's like literally 85.69% of all fighters I play |
18:22.30 | AdmiralPanda | hai Random |
18:22.36 | OluapWorker | Convince your DM to give you a damage bonus against all golems |
18:22.37 | The_Randomness | How's it going? |
18:23.14 | AdmiralPanda | Pretty good |
18:23.32 | AdmiralPanda | OluapWorker: Do I hear a Greater Sunder :P |
18:23.45 | AdmiralPanda | oh god I just remembered that one really bloody OP dwarf feat |
18:23.56 | The_Randomness | Which feat is that? |
18:23.56 | OluapWorker | Hm? |
18:24.22 | AdmiralPanda | basically lets a Dwarf with ranks in Craft: Armour attack both the armour and the wearer at the same time |
18:24.38 | AdmiralPanda | so even if you survive, they break your armour at the same time |
18:24.40 | The_Randomness | wow |
18:24.45 | OluapWorker | dats mean |
18:24.49 | The_Randomness | That's kind of busted |
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18:27.15 | AdmiralPanda | To be fair it takes a crapton of damage to destroy a suit of steel armour, for example, but by the time you have that feat you just don't care |
18:27.38 | AdmiralPanda | and if you have an adamantine weapon it gets even more stupid |
18:27.52 | OluapWorker | It's like a rust monster but drunker |
18:28.31 | The_Randomness | heh |
18:28.34 | AdmiralPanda | basically adamantine weapons ignore hardness (basically DR but for items) of less than 20, and steel has 10 |
18:28.59 | Xho | Now I need to give this Colossus a name |
18:29.18 | OluapWorker | I don't think I'll ever put a rust monster as an enemy in a campaign I DM, I can't see a situation where it isn't dickish toward the players |
18:29.52 | AdmiralPanda | so if you've got 18 strength for example, you whack someone in the face with an adamantine great club (because the feat has to be used with a blunt weapon), and if you go full power attack you're probably doing something in the neighbourhood of |
18:30.10 | Xho | Sihilienu is the current name |
18:30.12 | AdmiralPanda | 1d10+15, and the armour has a total of 45 health |
18:30.16 | Xho | I think I'll go with that |
18:30.28 | AdmiralPanda | so three hits and steel full plate armour is destroyed |
18:30.57 | OluapWorker | That's assuming you're fighting a single enemy |
18:31.16 | AdmiralPanda | well yeah, but consider that you can walk up and do that to people in magical armour as well |
18:31.23 | AdmiralPanda | i.e. bosses |
18:31.50 | OluapWorker | I get what you mean. But I imagined battles against more enemies balance it out a bit |
18:32.22 | OluapWorker | Now this makes me wonder |
18:32.28 | OluapWorker | Can you destroy natural armor? |
18:33.27 | AdmiralPanda | Not under normal circumstances no |
18:33.47 | OluapWorker | Say the circunstances of your crazy armor-wrecking dwarf |
18:33.50 | Xho | http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20150107183327/spore/images/1/1a/Sihilienu.png dere |
18:33.52 | AdmiralPanda | but depending on the exact type of natural armour I'm typically open to arguments |
18:34.03 | AdmiralPanda | I should rephrase, in the core rules no |
18:34.04 | OluapWorker | Xho: What the fuck |
18:34.24 | AdmiralPanda | but as a person who is reasonable some times, if someone wants to sunder a crab's shell I'll let them |
18:34.25 | Xho | I didn't want to go for something conventional so I came out with a alien squid whale |
18:34.52 | Xho | an* |
18:34.55 | OluapWorker | dunt break my crab pls |
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18:35.38 | Wormy_ | hi |
18:35.40 | The_Randomness | Hey Wormulon |
18:36.02 | Xho | Honestly Sihilienu is not the weirdest creation of mine |
18:36.20 | OluapWorker | Not what I'd have in mind when thinking of light magic |
18:36.39 | Wormy_ | Hey Inquisitribble |
18:36.53 | Xho | Well I didn't want to think inside the box of "Light = Shining majestic god" |
18:37.45 | Xho | I might make Sihilienu a progenitor of a race of creatures that look like that |
18:37.58 | Xho | They look somewhat aquatic but they're airborne |
18:41.07 | Cyrannian | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Captain:Firenhir_Vemeryn - Another new page |
18:42.03 | The_Randomness | That's an interesting looking dude |
18:42.54 | Wormy_ | Time to unlock The Truth |
18:43.25 | Tek0516 | Hello |
18:45.54 | Cyrannian | Bye folks |
18:46.05 | Xho | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Captain:Sihilienu Well there's the beginning of it |
18:50.10 | OluapWorker | sihihihihihihihi |
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18:51.11 | Hachiman | I think I may have made myself ill |
18:51.26 | Xho | dum buni |
18:51.28 | OluapWorker | Daww |
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18:52.08 | The_Randomness | rip |
18:52.11 | Hachiman | I do not know why but my self-esteem could not be any lower than it is right now |
18:52.54 | OluapWorker | I wish I could help |
18:56.41 | ImpyDroid | Hachiman: Ouch |
18:59.31 | ImpyDroid | Xho; Our squid, who art in ocean, hallowed be thy name |
18:59.45 | Xho | Actually a flying squid |
19:00.55 | ImpyDroid | *who art in heaven |
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19:06.09 | AdmiralPanda | huh, there's rules for the monk's spade in D&D |
19:09.31 | The_Randomness | Monk's spade? |
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19:10.11 | AdmiralPanda | http://fearlessmma.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/weapons-chinese-weapons-wushu-t-wushu-monks-spade.jpg behold |
19:10.26 | The_Randomness | wb waptor |
19:10.26 | Cyrannian | Hello! |
19:10.39 | The_Randomness | That's an interesting weapon |
19:11.02 | OluapWorker | At first sight I thought that was a shovel |
19:11.03 | AdmiralPanda | apparently chinese monks used to carry spades around in case they found dead people on the side of the road (so they could bury them), then the curved bit on the other end was added to help the monk defend themselves from bandits |
19:11.12 | OluapWorker | So ti is a shovel |
19:11.16 | AdmiralPanda | OluapWorker: That would be because it IS a shovel :P |
19:11.36 | OluapWorker | New character: shovel-only fighter |
19:12.20 | AdmiralPanda | so shovel knight? |
19:12.25 | OluapWorker | Give it vorpal enhancement and go around decapitating people witha shovel |
19:12.29 | OluapWorker | with a* |
19:13.03 | AdmiralPanda | To be honest, not much is gonna compare to killing kobolds with other kobolds |
19:13.12 | The_Randomness | lol |
19:13.15 | OluapWorker | hur |
19:13.52 | AdmiralPanda | hammer tossing a moose into a goblin's face does |
19:14.05 | OluapWorker | To this day, the dwarves of the land still play the ancient and fabled sport of Kobold throwing |
19:14.32 | Hachiman | I am wondering how a magus will play out in a party with a fighter and an eidolon |
19:15.00 | AdmiralPanda | Hachiman: tbh it's the summoner that sticks odd to me, since you spank and the fighter tanks, but it'll work out |
19:15.24 | Hachiman | Probably end up in a support role due to glass cannon and not being as good as fighting as the fighter cuz magic |
19:15.37 | Hachiman | Which isn't really too much of a problem |
19:15.40 | OluapWorker | For one, unlike the crab, you can use weapons |
19:15.46 | AdmiralPanda | dat's not how magus works :P |
19:15.53 | AdmiralPanda | you have waaaay more damage than him |
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19:16.16 | Knight_Alien | Hello |
19:16.30 | AdmiralPanda | well, you can run out of spells, but even then you don't run out of sword |
19:16.54 | Hachiman | But you said that when it came to fighting magi were not as good as fighters/barbarians and when it came to spellcasting they were not as good as sorcerers/wizards |
19:17.13 | AdmiralPanda | yes, but you fight AND cast magic at the SAME TIME |
19:17.24 | OluapWorker | A summoner's spell range is also extremely limited |
19:17.34 | OluapWorker | As in, range of available spells |
19:18.05 | Hachiman | Hm fair poinr |
19:18.08 | Hachiman | point* |
19:18.08 | AdmiralPanda | at second level you can cast a damaging spell as you make a melee attack, and at level 3 one of the magus arcana you can choose is to add 2d6 elemental damage to your weapon |
19:18.30 | AdmiralPanda | so while point for point a fighter is better at fighting than you, your magic vastly overpowers him in terms of damage you can put out |
19:18.40 | Xho | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Captain:Sihilienu There we go |
19:18.41 | OluapWorker | Yeah it's pretty safe to say you're gonna overpower Kookie |
19:19.06 | Hachiman | I doubt it if Khara and Cheshire are on-par with one another |
19:19.16 | AdmiralPanda | probably not |
19:19.58 | AdmiralPanda | It's a bit hard to say really since Cheshire's AC is slightly above ridiculous |
19:19.59 | OluapWorker | Xho: "Sihilienu wept tears of golden liquids and not unlike water, and wailed in agony for days until it succumbed to its injuries." |
19:20.01 | OluapWorker | dat makes me sad |
19:20.16 | Xho | Caligaduro - evil because fuck your feelings |
19:20.48 | AdmiralPanda | actually now that I think of it, two hits from you would knock Cheshire down |
19:21.11 | OluapWorker | Cheshire doesn't have that much HP |
19:21.18 | OluapWorker | The real trouble is landing a hit on him |
19:21.32 | AdmiralPanda | so while you would have a hard time hitting him, two power attacks and he's gone on base numbers alone |
19:22.16 | Hachiman | Jesus |
19:22.27 | Xho | There's no way ever am I going to do Caligaduro's Seven Headed Dragon form |
19:22.30 | AdmiralPanda | what's your strength score again? |
19:22.39 | Hachiman | For Khara? |
19:23.11 | AdmiralPanda | yeah |
19:23.16 | Hachiman | Khara's strength score is 19 +4 |
19:23.34 | OluapWorker | Vargash - leev the dragon form 4 da professionals |
19:23.43 | Xho | Caligaduro - u wat |
19:23.48 | OluapWorker | Vargash - i pro |
19:24.02 | Xho | Caligaduro - ur pro at gettin ur ass kicked by a turkey |
19:24.12 | AdmiralPanda | so yeah your minimum damage with that +2 great axe I got you is 15, so two hits and he's on 1hp assuming you have shit luck |
19:24.16 | OluapWorker | Vargash - u got ass kicked by many turkeys |
19:24.23 | Xho | Caligaduro - moar dan u |
19:24.45 | Hachiman | Huh I thought Cheshire had more HP than that |
19:24.52 | OluapWorker | He's got 31 HP atm |
19:25.02 | Xho | I think I might make Nidhrázkyr a race of horses |
19:25.16 | Xho | Very rare kind of horse that is |
19:25.31 | OluapWorker | Khara has the highest HP in the party |
19:25.40 | Xho | An entire race of ferrari horses that leave burning trails might be a problem |
19:25.41 | AdmiralPanda | basically Cheshire tanks by merit of AC |
19:25.58 | OluapWorker | Meanwhile Khara can get hurt and not give a fuck |
19:26.20 | OluapWorker | At least not until bandit antics happen and she gets crit'd in the face |
19:26.31 | Hachiman | hur |
19:27.00 | AdmiralPanda | yeah next time I have disposable money we should slap a fortification enchantment on that armour |
19:27.26 | OluapWorker | pls stop bein so hard to hit |
19:27.38 | OluapWorker | ur gonna make me get enemies with high attak rolls |
19:31.11 | AdmiralPanda | or you can just not attack him with things that roll against AC :P |
19:31.29 | OluapWorker | That requires strategy :v |
19:31.47 | AdmiralPanda | then git gud at dming :P |
19:32.02 | Hachiman | How many languages are you letting our characters speak again |
19:32.19 | AdmiralPanda | as many as your intelligence score allows |
19:32.25 | Hachiman | Right |
19:32.46 | OluapWorker | Silly, obviously the best option is to zerg rush you with trash mobs with 0 special abilities |
19:32.49 | Hachiman | And Elven and Common are default languages so that means three additional languages for me |
19:33.08 | OluapWorker | I can speak plant |
19:33.08 | AdmiralPanda | OluapWorker: Why do you think Cheshire has 3 attacks hur |
19:33.13 | OluapWorker | Fits my garden gnome ness |
19:34.15 | OluapWorker | http://i.4cdn.org/v/1420656825428.jpg this is me atm |
19:34.27 | Hachiman | hur |
19:35.06 | Hachiman | I am thinking of taking Draconic as one of my languages although I dunno bout the next two cuz I dunno how relevant they would be |
19:35.29 | AdmiralPanda | probably should take draconic cus language of magic and all |
19:35.47 | Hachiman | I would take Celestial perhaps but I am not a cleric so it would not entirely make sense for me to know the language of the angels |
19:36.14 | AdmiralPanda | Celestial basically includes the higher planes in general |
19:37.16 | OluapWorker | Angels are not the only outsiders who speak Celestial |
19:37.28 | Hachiman | I might take Infernal because interest in the occult hur |
19:37.45 | OluapWorker | I think you mean Abyssal |
19:37.50 | Hachiman | That's it |
19:40.26 | Xho | Abyssal eh |
19:40.29 | Xho | My kind of guys |
19:41.04 | Hachiman | Abyssal is the language of Chaotic Evil outsiders |
19:41.17 | OluapWorker | Not just Chaotic Evil |
19:41.21 | OluapWorker | Daemons also speak Abyssal |
19:42.03 | Hachiman | So I speak Common, Elven, Draconic, Abyssal, and the last language I am not entirely sure because I would like for it to be relevant to the campaign and setting |
19:42.43 | OluapWorker | Gnome |
19:42.48 | Hachiman | non |
19:42.48 | OluapWorker | [garden intensifies] |
19:42.57 | Hachiman | i dunt speek flowerpot |
19:43.09 | OluapWorker | ill stik a flowerpot up ur butt |
19:45.21 | ImpyDroid | AdmiralPanda: So what level shall we start at |
19:45.33 | OluapWorker | 1 |
19:45.43 | ImpyDroid | dat tryhard |
19:45.51 | OluapWorker | u start at babby mode |
19:45.59 | OluapWorker | What race is your Fighter? |
19:46.38 | Xho | 21 |
19:46.59 | Hachiman | 20 is maximum lvl u dipshi |
19:47.53 | Hachiman | I am torn between Undercommon, Dwarven, Infernal and Celestial |
19:48.13 | Xho | xactly |
19:48.18 | Xho | i op like 4eva |
19:48.40 | ImpyDroid | OluapWorker: Human |
19:48.49 | Hachiman | dat borin |
19:48.57 | OluapWorker | humie |
19:49.12 | OluapWorker | So we are a human, an elf and a gnome |
19:49.14 | OluapWorker | Exotic |
19:49.14 | Hachiman | So we have an elf, a human, and a gnome with a giant crab |
19:49.28 | The_Randomness | Giant...friendly crab? |
19:49.40 | Hachiman | Friendly to us |
19:49.45 | Hachiman | Enemy to others |
19:49.57 | The_Randomness | Good point |
19:50.02 | OluapWorker | It's not like I've not heard that joke already |
19:50.03 | Xho | cuz he craaaaaab |
19:50.18 | The_Randomness | am i not best memer |
19:50.18 | Xho | I don't get the joke lul |
19:51.29 | The_Randomness | Giant Enemy Crab <- start from there |
19:52.20 | Hachiman | So the party consists of Velanith (elf magus), Bilrick Wilybar (gnome summoner), and a human fighter |
19:52.36 | OluapWorker | And Kookie |
19:52.40 | Xho | Right |
19:52.41 | Hachiman | And Kookie |
19:52.44 | The_Randomness | That gnome's name is beautiful |
19:52.53 | OluapWorker | Thank Hachi for it |
19:53.44 | Hachiman | yeh |
19:53.47 | Cyrannian | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Great_Cyrannus_War/Year_Three/Rise_of_the_Empire#Beginning_of_the_End - New section |
19:54.14 | The_Randomness | ooo |
19:54.54 | Xho | Zillum - YEH |
19:55.04 | OluapWorker | ohsnap |
19:55.12 | OluapWorker | Next section is Gorf beating the shit out of Zillum |
19:55.24 | Hachiman | Well may as well take up Celestial considering I would be the only member of the party who could actually talk to higher plane creatures |
19:55.25 | Cyrannian | I can confirm this |
19:55.29 | The_Randomness | lol |
19:56.03 | Hachiman | So my additional languages include stuff for dragons, stuff for demons, and stuff for angels |
19:56.08 | The_Randomness | I think I might just make a goblin skill monkey |
19:56.11 | The_Randomness | hmm |
19:56.20 | OluapWorker | You won't be making a thing u |
19:56.34 | The_Randomness | u wot m8 |
19:56.51 | OluapWorker | Unless you're suddenly in the party too |
19:57.24 | The_Randomness | If it's for the one that's set in the future of that one campaign we did, then I probably am, already talked to panda about it |
19:58.00 | OluapWorker | y u available for panda's thing and not mine |
19:58.06 | OluapWorker | explain urself u poop |
19:58.18 | The_Randomness | I could do that too :3 |
19:58.29 | The_Randomness | My schedule has finally worked itself out |
19:58.33 | OluapWorker | Oh |
19:58.50 | OluapWorker | Well, if you're interested, then we could get you back to my campaign too |
19:58.55 | The_Randomness | yey |
19:59.11 | OluapWorker | I turned Lan into an NPC in your absence admittedly :v |
19:59.29 | The_Randomness | heh, nice |
19:59.30 | The_Randomness | Let's work that out in a little bit, I need to eat lunch, now that it's only 2 PM :< |
19:59.44 | OluapWorker | rite |
19:59.54 | OluapWorker | i'll be leaving to go home shortly anyway |
19:59.54 | Hachiman | Gotta go dine brb |
20:00.14 | The_Randomness | k |
20:00.29 | ImpyDroid | AdmiralPanda: http://pastebin.com/2VG9za53 My guy |
20:00.43 | OluapWorker | Prince Sizwe |
20:00.46 | OluapWorker | Prince |
20:00.51 | OluapWorker | hoh |
20:01.08 | OluapWorker | rite bye |
20:01.18 | ImpyDroid | Of some backwater tribal kingdom, so it won't matter |
20:01.30 | Xho | 6'4" 220 lbs |
20:01.33 | Xho | dat muscle |
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20:13.34 | AdmiralPanda | dum imp, went and made his character before actually discussing |
20:31.25 | Hachiman | AdmiralPanda: How does the Arcane Pool work when it refers to the Intelligence mod? |
20:32.04 | AdmiralPanda | you have a number of points in your pool equal to 1/2 your level + your intelligence modifier iirc |
20:32.49 | The_Randomness | nom |
20:33.14 | Hachiman | Half my level? |
20:34.48 | odell | The_Randomness: Moist and delicious! |
20:34.56 | AdmiralPanda | to a minimum of 1, yeah |
20:35.21 | The_Randomness | odell: Indeed |
20:36.13 | Hachiman | So we're starting at Level 1 |
20:36.16 | AdmiralPanda | yep |
20:36.19 | Hachiman | What does that mean |
20:36.27 | Hachiman | Can I not use my Arcane Pool |
20:36.37 | AdmiralPanda | [06:34] <AdmiralPanda> to a minimum of 1, yeah |
20:36.47 | odell | The_Randomness: I should've used this instead. https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/7/77/Heavy_sandwichtaunt02.wav?t=20100625221926 |
20:36.53 | AdmiralPanda | Arcane Pool (Su): At 1st level, the magus gains a reservoir of mystical arcane energy that he can draw upon to fuel his powers and enhance his weapon. This arcane pool has a number of points equal to 1/2 his magus level (minimum 1) + his Intelligence modifier. The pool refreshes once per day when the magus prepares his spells. |
20:37.10 | AdmiralPanda | It says right there you have a number of points equal to 1/2 your level (MINIMUM 1) + intelligence modifier |
20:37.20 | Hachiman | Ah right |
20:45.40 | Xho | https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/10906311_585543421576563_4408041178196209217_n.jpg?oh=41ca17178a64b35639059fd1bd6e271a&oe=553C2628&__gda__=1430006558_0a7e5fe5da77887e2074a733ff5f42ef Should show Oluap this |
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20:46.03 | AdmiralPanda | Xho: Now is your chance |
20:46.12 | Xho | OluapPlayer: https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/10906311_585543421576563_4408041178196209217_n.jpg?oh=41ca17178a64b35639059fd1bd6e271a&oe=553C2628&__gda__=1430006558_0a7e5fe5da77887e2074a733ff5f42ef |
20:46.29 | OluapPlayer | ayy |
20:46.34 | Hachiman | lmai |
20:46.36 | Hachiman | lmao* |
20:53.02 | AdmiralPanda | something rather funny just occurred to me |
20:53.30 | Hachiman | Oh? |
20:54.02 | AdmiralPanda | a lot of the time with Pathfinder Society stuff you tend to see 4/5 characters are human, either because of the extra feat or the variety of role-play available, then I come here and at the first mention of human you people are like "boring" :P |
20:54.26 | The_Randomness | lol |
20:54.38 | Hachiman | hur |
20:55.02 | Hachiman | Why be a human when you can be a half-elf/orc for the additional feat |
20:57.52 | AdmiralPanda | because half-elves only get a skill focus feat and half orcs don't even get a bonus feat |
20:58.51 | OluapPlayer | But half-elves have cute pointy ears |
20:59.22 | Hachiman | Right so one news source claimed that the terrorists that were involved in the attack in France earlier were carrying "pump-action Kalashnikovs" |
20:59.34 | Hachiman | Kalashnikovs are automatic rifles |
20:59.35 | OluapPlayer | The name is already scary |
21:00.06 | AdmiralPanda | specifically the AK- designation of automatic rifles |
21:00.15 | AdmiralPanda | such as the AK-47 and AK-74 |
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21:00.24 | Hachiman | Pump-action is how you would describe a shotgun |
21:00.42 | Hachiman | Or a sniper rifle |
21:00.52 | AdmiralPanda | I've never heard of a pump action sniper rifle |
21:01.07 | Hachiman | Well |
21:01.27 | Hachiman | I dunno I guess you would not describe a sniper rifle like that hur |
21:01.42 | AdmiralPanda | a pump-action weapon uses a hand pump to cycle rounds :P |
21:02.55 | Hachiman | Ngh I have to use the rest of my 50 gold for components |
21:03.45 | OluapPlayer | Welcome to the world of spellcasters, where magic costs random objects |
21:03.46 | Hachiman | And I have a bucketload of spells available to me given my cantrips and my +3 INT modifier |
21:05.58 | AdmiralPanda | since we're back on the subject of D&D, it'll be a while before you even get to see a dragon, but there is very good reason for that- dragons are the one fantasy race I maintain the most respect for, and when you meet the first dragon you are going to feel it |
21:06.10 | AdmiralPanda | Might as well call him Illidan Stormrage because you will not be prepared :P |
21:06.18 | The_Randomness | Sounds like it's going to be painful then |
21:06.19 | Hachiman | inb4 Skyrim |
21:06.43 | AdmiralPanda | Hachiman: You wish :P |
21:07.36 | OluapPlayer | If this was Skyrim then we'd kill the BBEG at level 3 |
21:08.27 | AdmiralPanda | ^ |
21:09.10 | OluapPlayer | Same thing can be said about my campaign really, you're yet to meet an actual true dragon despite coming across a few draconic beings already |
21:09.24 | AdmiralPanda | now I'm not gonna stop you trying to take on the BBEG at level 1, but if you do you'll die long before you get near him |
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21:10.47 | Monet | hello |
21:10.55 | AdmiralPanda | Hey |
21:10.56 | OluapPlayer | I don't like when D&D players try to take on the BBEG too early. Sure it makes sense in efficience sake but it's breaking the narrative |
21:10.57 | Hachiman | Hello |
21:11.17 | AdmiralPanda | OluapPlayer: Usually it doesn't make sense in efficiency's sake because they'll die horribly :P |
21:12.03 | OluapPlayer | All depends of the personalities |
21:12.06 | OluapPlayer | And the rolls |
21:12.48 | OluapPlayer | But I won't do it because 1) i'm not dum 2) I like my story to go from beginning to end hur |
21:13.06 | The_Randomness | Hey Monet |
21:14.01 | AdmiralPanda | yeah I'd like to see your rolls save you from a 12d10 breath weapon that can be used every 1d4 rounds :P |
21:14.18 | The_Randomness | oh god |
21:14.35 | The_Randomness | We'd be toast |
21:14.37 | The_Randomness | literally |
21:14.47 | AdmiralPanda | because that's what some 10th level dragons are capable of |
21:14.47 | Hachiman | Well there is only one option |
21:14.47 | OluapPlayer | A few 20s and 1s can end up with a dead BBEG |
21:14.51 | Hachiman | We trust in the crab |
21:14.57 | Xho | Hachiman: https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10152571644384205&permPage=1 |
21:14.58 | OluapPlayer | Ave Kookie |
21:15.10 | The_Randomness | The crab is our only hope |
21:15.29 | Xho | BBEG |
21:15.31 | Xho | wat dat |
21:15.37 | Hachiman | Big Bad Evil Guy |
21:15.39 | The_Randomness | Big Bad Evil Guy |
21:15.43 | The_Randomness | darn it hachi |
21:15.48 | Hachiman | Guy/Girl |
21:15.54 | Xho | rite |
21:16.15 | Hachiman | We trust in the crab We trust in the heart of the gnome |
21:16.37 | OluapPlayer | Gnome - WILYYYYYYYYYYYY |
21:17.22 | AdmiralPanda | So using said dragon's base stats (and mind you, this is about as powerful as I'd make the first or second dragon, not the final boss), you'd only be able to hit on a nat 20, and since your hit bonus wouldn't be high enough to hit it with a regular roll you don't get your crit, and you have 200+ health to churn through |
21:17.33 | AdmiralPanda | not to mention its DR and SR :P |
21:17.44 | The_Randomness | I'm scared |
21:18.00 | OluapPlayer | Wait til my crab's a high level |
21:18.40 | OluapPlayer | I'll be making Drake Swords out of eveyr one of them |
21:18.50 | AdmiralPanda | so yeah, bluff and boast all you like, when I say dragon I'm not talking Skyrim bitches, I mean muthafuckin dragons |
21:19.12 | Hachiman | Endgame Kookie = Ebirah |
21:20.00 | AdmiralPanda | speaking of eidolons, Cheshire isn't exactly going to get better damage from this point on, but he will get a lot better defences and utility |
21:20.03 | OluapPlayer | Meanwhile you're going to the Rat King and little do you know he's a level 20 wizard |
21:20.39 | Hachiman | So he does somantics with his rat paws |
21:20.42 | Hachiman | That's kinda cute |
21:21.01 | OluapPlayer | He wiggles his fingers at you and squeaks as meteors start falling |
21:21.30 | OluapPlayer | Well to be honest, you've already fought a rat cleric |
21:21.37 | OluapPlayer | Chances are you've seen that happen |
21:21.40 | Hachiman | Yes |
21:21.43 | Hachiman | Fuck that guy hur |
21:22.00 | OluapPlayer | ayy curse |
21:22.09 | Hachiman | Little shit would not stop running around popping heals and curses |
21:22.23 | OluapPlayer | Now you know why no one likes spellcasters hur |
21:22.40 | Hachiman | well fuk u im both fitin man and spellcastur |
21:22.47 | OluapPlayer | i dunt like half of u |
21:23.14 | AdmiralPanda | what I didn't like about him was how irrelevant his existence was |
21:23.55 | OluapPlayer | That's your opinion |
21:24.00 | Hachiman | I would have rather fought him then the Rat King himself |
21:24.05 | Hachiman | At that point anyway |
21:24.41 | OluapPlayer | I had fun tormenting you hur |
21:28.50 | Hachiman | Xho: ""Ttongsul" is a Korean rice wine mixed with the fermented turd of a human child. It has an alcoholic content of around 9 percent." |
21:29.34 | Xho | Like you do |
21:33.10 | Hachiman | I remember a campaign that Acquisitions Incorporated were playing - the same campaign which culminated with a fight between a massive jewel-encrusted mech controlled by the players against a Tarrasque in Power Rangers fashion while resisting the consciousness of an evil sorcerer - which involved the party being given a rather peculiar heal opportunity in the form of a gay robotic gnome |
21:33.58 | OluapPlayer | wat |
21:34.03 | Hachiman | The gnome was basically filled with a healing substance and the players would have to heal their characters by drinking from its "spout" |
21:34.16 | The_Randomness | Oh gosh, I've seen that. |
21:34.36 | AdmiralPanda | yeah that's the kind of campaign I could watch but never actually be part of |
21:34.39 | The_Randomness | Acquisitions Incorporated is hilarious |
21:38.10 | Hachiman | Also I have wondered recently how characters know they have levelled up in-universe |
21:38.25 | OluapPlayer | They hear a little jingle inside their heads |
21:38.50 | Hachiman | As in, how they become aware they can do all of this other cool stuff after a certain point |
21:39.20 | AdmiralPanda | it's basically accumulation of experience, as in they get to a certain point that they can just do it as their skills naturally develop |
21:40.18 | Monet | A simplification in the feeling of increased confidence with skills? |
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21:48.15 | AdmiralPanda | so since we have two weeks until we get started, I encourage you all to put some thought into your characters' personality and origins |
21:48.41 | OluapPlayer | Already done dat |
21:48.53 | The_Randomness | I'll keep that in mind |
21:48.57 | AdmiralPanda | And while you're at it, keeping in mind that the kingdom has come under repeated attack by a dragon, why your characters would be motivated to join an expedition to find a lost library of dragonlore |
21:48.59 | Hachiman | Aye doing that |
21:49.33 | OluapPlayer | Teach crab to read |
21:49.39 | OluapPlayer | dat my reason |
21:50.41 | Hachiman | Velanith is probably attempting to attain it so he can bring it back to his sect for study, alongside the obvious benefits of recognition and standing within the magical community and completing his 'rite of passage' so to speak |
21:52.33 | OluapPlayer | Bilrick is interested in magical lore in order to gather more knowledge for himself and try and find out the reason Kookie is linked with him, and considering it's a dragon library, he'd have high hopes to finding new info in there |
21:53.37 | Hachiman | *bring its contents |
21:55.36 | OluapPlayer | You probably alreayd got it by now but the reason Kookie has this name is because that's the sound Kingler made in the old Pokemon anime :v |
21:55.45 | Hachiman | hur |
21:56.21 | The_Randomness | heh |
21:56.51 | Hachiman | Velanith may or may not also have a firm interest in occult practice and traditions and where else to find forbidden knowledge hidden away from the rest of the world other than a library of dragonlore |
21:56.55 | OluapPlayer | He's not actually based on Kingler though |
21:57.17 | OluapPlayer | http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/monsterhunter/images/b/b2/MHFU-Daimyo_Hermitaur_Screenshot_001.png/revision/latest?cb=20070726230552 he's absed on this thing |
21:57.32 | Hachiman | dat small image |
21:57.59 | OluapPlayer | http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/monsterhunter/images/d/d7/2ndGen-Daimyo_Hermitaur_Render_001.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width/985?cb=20140909080100 try this |
21:58.13 | Hachiman | dats a big snibbedi sneb |
21:58.55 | OluapPlayer | A big snibbedi, with a wyvern's skull as its shell |
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22:29.46 | Tek0516 | Hello |
22:30.25 | Charles_Air | Hey! |
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22:44.40 | AdmiralPanda | rite well I'm gonna head off, anything anyone wants to say before I do so? |
22:46.35 | Hachiman | Nah I'm good |
22:46.50 | OluapPlayer | hope u get eaten by spiders |
22:50.37 | Technobliterator | woo, 2 offers back from universities :o |
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23:23.36 | The_Randomness | is back |
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