00:00.00 | Tek0516 | Black holes are one of those beautiful things where science as we know it breaks down, and as it does everything we know turns into some eldritch form... |
00:00.09 | Hachiman | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7e5-0t0pTF0 I get reminded of this song |
00:00.12 | Wormy__ | I'd love to know what happens if a cosmic string and black hole collides. Probably just makes a bigger black hole, but what if one end of the cosmic string goes in, does it wrap around like hair in a plug hole or does it get dragged in the circle |
00:00.37 | Wormy__ | Don't forget the pistol shrimp |
00:01.27 | OluapPlayer | http://i306.photobucket.com/albums/nn277/tatt_04/bobbit1_lg.jpg just look at this thing |
00:01.32 | OluapPlayer | It can grow up to 3 meters long too |
00:01.41 | Wormy__ | But yeah, I recommend watching Interstellar |
00:02.18 | Tek0516 | ^ |
00:03.04 | OluapPlayer | http://i.imgur.com/qjIMjCr.jpg and then I come across this |
00:03.19 | Hachiman | hur |
00:03.46 | OluapPlayer | I see so many pictures of crabs holding cigarettes |
00:04.10 | Wormy__ | oh my |
00:04.54 | Hachiman | Let us not forget species of fish with males that fuse into the females, transparent eels with the density of a sock that can contort their bodies in order to consume things otherwise much thicker and larger than themselves |
00:05.39 | Hachiman | Creatures that make use of light to attract and lure prey yet have never seen the light of the Sun in the entirety of their evolutionary history |
00:06.15 | OluapPlayer | You mentioned the same animal twice there hur |
00:06.34 | Hachiman | There is more than one animal that uses light as a lure |
00:06.53 | Hachiman | Anglerfish is just one of the more prominent and well-known ones hur |
00:07.00 | OluapPlayer | My point stands hur |
00:07.10 | Wormy__ | Don't forget vampire squid |
00:07.39 | Wormy__ | And actually, the epic battles between sperm whales and giant squid |
00:07.41 | Monet_ | Wierd fish indeed. |
00:07.45 | OluapPlayer | I've seen pics of that one |
00:07.52 | OluapPlayer | It can more or less turn inside out |
00:07.59 | Hachiman | The fuck |
00:08.03 | Wormy__ | Those battles are the stuff of legend almost |
00:08.03 | OluapPlayer | The tentacles at least |
00:08.35 | OluapPlayer | The tentacles spread until they cover up the squid's whole body |
00:08.42 | Hachiman | Cephalopods in general make me a little paranoid considering that octopuses have an intelligence and affinity for tools comparable to that of apes |
00:08.52 | OluapPlayer | squish |
00:09.43 | Hachiman | And they can contort and transform their bodies to the point that they can fit in extremely tight places and camouflage themselves amongst coral |
00:10.01 | Hachiman | And they have beaks |
00:10.14 | OluapPlayer | Hachiman: http://tinyurl.com/nwh26mx normal http://deepseacreatures.org/images/stories/vampire-squid/vampire-squid-3.jpg squish |
00:10.35 | Hachiman | Ngh |
00:10.53 | Hachiman | Looks like what happens to an umbrella in the wind |
00:11.31 | Wormy__ | I once watched a documentary where some divers and the presenter discovered a colony of mucous-like micro-organisms. One of the divers lifted up its tentacle into a cloud, and the superorganism reformed itself. None of them knew what it was. |
00:11.51 | Monet_ | No wonder Lovecraft was deathly afraid of the sea - and he didn't even know about half these animals |
00:12.02 | Wormy__ | They weren't thick either, some were biologists |
00:13.21 | OluapPlayer | http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01870/bulbus_1870642i.jpg I prefer when cephalopods look like this |
00:14.06 | Hachiman | Let us also not forget that sharks are vastly superior to most other forms of aquatic and terrestrial life |
00:14.36 | OluapPlayer | Then you have goblin sharks |
00:14.49 | OluapPlayer | Who are the "hhhehehe" of the seas |
00:15.11 | Hachiman | Boneless monsters that are consistently in motion which exist only devour that happen to reproduce through rape, which culminates with shark infants cannibalizing one another before even exiting from the womb |
00:15.25 | Hachiman | And also happen to have two dicks and skin like sand paper |
00:15.41 | OluapPlayer | I'm fairly sure that's just one species of shark |
00:16.03 | Wormy__ | The said mucous creature also vibrated in rythem |
00:16.13 | Wormy__ | Like a strobe |
00:16.33 | OluapPlayer | [mucus intensifies] |
00:16.33 | Wormy__ | It used to be on the internet but the vid got taken down it seems |
00:16.37 | Wormy__ | lol |
00:17.02 | Hachiman | I dunno whether goblin sharks or hammerhead sharks look more amusing hur |
00:17.55 | OluapPlayer | There's also one bug thing that eats fishes' tongues and keeps into their mouths so they can feed on what the fish feeds |
00:18.05 | Hachiman | Aye I remember that |
00:18.07 | OluapPlayer | That one is probably one of the most horrifying things of all time |
00:18.07 | Wormy__ | Also I don't know if you have seen the cold seeps. Basically a superchilled briny fluid collects the bottom of the ocean, forming its own ocean complete with tides and an ecosystem.# |
00:18.28 | OluapPlayer | Yeah I know about brine lakes |
00:18.37 | Hachiman | Aye those brine lakes are awesome |
00:18.43 | OluapPlayer | Imagine putting your finger in them hur |
00:19.49 | Hachiman | I know that there is a species of crab which happens to hang around natural volcanic underwater vents and thrive there |
00:20.05 | OluapPlayer | I know about that one |
00:20.18 | Wormy__ | " When submarines dive into brine pools, they float on the brine surface due to the high density. The motion of a submarine can create waves across the brine-seawater interface that wash over the surrounding "shoreline" |
00:21.01 | OluapPlayer | Oh wow |
00:21.22 | OluapPlayer | Put finger in brine pool -> suddenly no more finger |
00:21.28 | Wormy__ | We should explore the oceans and space. |
00:21.37 | Wormy__ | Scary |
00:21.49 | Hachiman | The oceans of Koldenwelt is practically untapped territory for fiction hur |
00:22.03 | OluapPlayer | As I said, imagine what kind of horrors exist down there that we haven't discovered yet |
00:22.12 | OluapPlayer | We know less than 10% of the sea floor afaik |
00:22.17 | Hachiman | Aye |
00:22.21 | DrodoEmpire | ^ |
00:22.25 | Hachiman | We know more about the surface of the Moon |
00:22.29 | Wormy__ | Brinicles are pretty horrifying. "Winter comes the ocean floor" http://www.nationalgeographic.fr/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Glace-Ocean.jpg |
00:22.56 | OluapPlayer | That looks more beautiful than horrifying to me |
00:23.23 | Xho | Well there's a few sea-based fictions |
00:23.32 | Hachiman | We know more about the other planets in our Solar System and how our Sun happens to operate than we do about the oceans of our own world |
00:23.35 | Wormy__ | If you watch a video of them you can see these icy fingers coming down and freezing creatures alive |
00:23.40 | OluapPlayer | Problem with ocean fiction in Koldenwelt is that it's difficult getting them to interact with the land races |
00:23.45 | OluapPlayer | Unless you make them amphibian |
00:23.53 | Xho | Orayu - hoh |
00:24.11 | Hachiman | That is why we should make more ocean races so that solves the problem of not interacting hur |
00:24.17 | OluapPlayer | hur |
00:24.41 | OluapPlayer | You have a sea empire yet you won't use it because 'dur dunno wat to do' |
00:24.43 | Wormy__ | What about magitek submarines/bathespheres |
00:24.52 | Hachiman | Well yeah I dunno what to do hur |
00:25.06 | OluapPlayer | Give them to me then hur |
00:25.12 | Hachiman | Alright sure go ahead |
00:25.27 | Hachiman | Feel free hur |
00:25.28 | OluapPlayer | You serious? |
00:25.35 | Hachiman | If you really want them |
00:25.42 | Tek0516 | O.o The "____ is not responding" window is not responding. |
00:25.52 | Xho | Just thought of something |
00:26.03 | Xho | Riad eats fish -> Esulus screams |
00:26.03 | OluapPlayer | Well I was mostly joking, but if you want me to have them, I could give them some use |
00:26.12 | OluapPlayer | dats just silly |
00:26.23 | OluapPlayer | Eating fish should be commonplace for a fish race |
00:26.28 | Hachiman | That would be cool to see, since I am probably going to be unable to use it |
00:26.35 | Xho | Esulus - WHAT THE FUCK MAN THAT'S CANNIBALISM |
00:26.46 | OluapPlayer | Merkan - get in am belly |
00:26.51 | OluapPlayer | ma* |
00:27.13 | Xho | That being said I have no clue what an Orayu's diet is |
00:27.23 | Hachiman | There are probably countries and territories in underwater Koldenwelt like there are on the land |
00:27.30 | OluapPlayer | Well okay then, I'll work on the Undine when I can |
00:27.34 | Hachiman | Probably more geographically convoluted but oh well hur |
00:27.37 | Xho | The Orayu territories are half underwater |
00:27.41 | OluapPlayer | I'll still consult you so they become something you'd approve |
00:27.54 | Hachiman | That's cool, I am interested to see what you do with them |
00:28.09 | Xho | Their capital of which name I can't remember right now is an underwater city |
00:28.23 | Xho | Teuqualasvaluk that's it |
00:29.16 | OluapPlayer | Time to go research what an undine is in mythology |
00:29.25 | Hachiman | Undine are also present in D&D |
00:29.29 | Hachiman | If that helps |
00:29.38 | OluapPlayer | D&D undine are water elves afaik |
00:29.41 | Xho | It's a nymph of some sort I think |
00:30.05 | Hachiman | Water elemental that happens to take the form of a humanoid in most circumstances |
00:30.07 | OluapPlayer | "These water nymphs do not possess a soul, so to acquire one and hence immortality they must marry a human man, who is fated to die if he is ever unfaithful." |
00:30.11 | Hachiman | In official mythology |
00:30.11 | OluapPlayer | This is not what I expected |
00:30.27 | Monet_ | Yeah, Undine = water spirit. |
00:30.41 | OluapPlayer | Huh, they're counteparts to gnomes and salamanders |
00:30.53 | OluapPlayer | I didn't know gnomes were earth elementals |
00:31.05 | Hachiman | Undine are also present in Star Trek |
00:31.15 | Hachiman | Very different from the standard mythology however |
00:31.31 | OluapPlayer | Undine by name only are not real Undine hur |
00:31.58 | Monet_ | Well they do come from a dimension where space is a liquid |
00:31.58 | Hachiman | Personally I would be more inclined to make Undine not so human/elflike but it is your choice hur |
00:32.21 | OluapPlayer | I personally would want them to be as close to real mythology as possible |
00:32.35 | OluapPlayer | But "marry human man to get soul" sounds complicated to implement |
00:32.58 | Hachiman | Then best decision is not to do that and search for other ocean-related mythological things that could be implemented |
00:33.01 | Xho | It's basically Succubi but taking it a step furter |
00:33.13 | Xho | further |
00:33.20 | OluapPlayer | Yes, and I don't want two races who do the same thing |
00:33.22 | Xho | This time next year I'll be typing Ork |
00:33.25 | Xho | Or Loron |
00:33.28 | OluapPlayer | ya git |
00:33.37 | Wormy__ | Monet: Ghelae thinks they might actually come from a gas giant with wormholes leading inside |
00:33.43 | Monet_ | I don't think undine are malicious about it |
00:34.23 | OluapPlayer | They don't sound malevolent, but still, it's a creature who seeks males |
00:34.56 | OluapPlayer | The folks who wrote mythology were huge nerds with no girlfriends I bet |
00:34.57 | Monet_ | It's more sad from my understanding; they marry to get a soul because they feel empty not having a human soul |
00:35.00 | Xho | Just call it a Sea Slut then |
00:36.10 | Monet_ | OluapPlayer: Maybe Undine are a cautionary tale of falling ion love with a woman who wants only to marry you for your money and station? |
00:36.16 | Xho | c |
00:36.24 | Wormy__ | http://motherboard.vice.com/read/why-government-researchers-think-we-may-be-living-in-a-2d-hologram?utm_source=mbfb |
00:36.25 | OluapPlayer | Hm, good point |
00:37.30 | OluapPlayer | Perhaps I could replace "marry" with just "develop strong relationship with", and the undine would give the partner something in exchange of being given a soul |
00:37.36 | OluapPlayer | Like hydromancy potential |
00:38.08 | Monet_ | When the only career choices for women in the middle ages were get a rich husband or become either a nun, seamstress or prostitute, seeing a rich man's money was very enticing |
00:38.08 | Xho | Hm |
00:38.27 | Monet_ | And I guess succubi are the tale of prostitutes |
00:38.43 | Xho | I would say call them Deathdealers but that's one of the Repossessor roles |
00:38.50 | Monet_ | Everyone knows the best way to teach a moral lesson is to scare the shit out of the person. |
00:39.12 | Xho | Deathdealers basically being merchants for necromancers among other things |
00:39.54 | OluapPlayer | Since everything has a soul by default in the fantasyverse I could attribute their lack of souls for a curse laid upon them by Mortium |
00:40.01 | OluapPlayer | cus getting the Grim Reaper angry is never a good idea |
00:40.42 | Xho | Well if you don't have a soul it's either going to be Mortium you've pissed off or Caligaduro you've managed to appease |
00:40.57 | OluapPlayer | And I prefer the former hur |
00:41.03 | Xho | Caligaduro - wat |
00:41.21 | OluapPlayer | Shrek status = 'd |
00:41.45 | Xho | I dunno about necromancers though |
00:42.07 | Xho | Well yeah I guess you would need a soul to attain immortality |
00:42.16 | Xho | Or in Mortium's case either way |
00:42.26 | Monet_ | Maybe necromancers sustain themselves with other peopels' souls? |
00:42.38 | Xho | That might also work |
00:42.41 | Xho | Vultusk does that |
00:42.48 | Xho | As well as other people's bodies |
00:42.51 | OluapPlayer | Being a necromancer doesn't necessarily make you immortal if that's what you're talking about |
00:43.08 | OluapPlayer | Being an immortal necromancer usually means you're a lich |
00:43.11 | Xho | I know I'm just talking about immortality as a context in necromancers |
00:43.29 | Monet_ | Actually a Lich and a necromancer are quite different |
00:43.37 | Monet_ | Lich is like...next level necromancy |
00:43.40 | OluapPlayer | Just giving a general example |
00:44.06 | Hachiman | So necromancy/hydromancy-using sea prostitutes |
00:44.09 | Xho | I'd guess that Ahdramilús was a lich |
00:44.26 | OluapPlayer | No |
00:44.34 | Xho | I mean he lived 2000 years so unless you're very good at not dying |
00:44.47 | OluapPlayer | Hydromancy-using depressed beings who require a strong bond in order to feel happiness |
00:44.53 | Hachiman | Daww |
00:45.19 | OluapPlayer | hon hon I finally have the chance to use my sea dragons |
00:45.24 | Xho | I dunno I tend not to use general fantasy contexts when void magic is present |
00:45.29 | Hachiman | Perhaps they could maybe have a prominent residence in the place where Teratoma drowned |
00:45.43 | Monet_ | From my knowledge, liches (in D&D and possibly folklore) are necromancers who have bound their soul to an item; a phylactery. |
00:45.48 | Xho | Undine - we all have asthma and extra toes |
00:45.55 | OluapPlayer | That's what a lich is yeah |
00:46.11 | Xho | Okay then he's not a conventional lich then |
00:46.13 | Monet_ | And the way you kill a lich is by destroying its phylactery |
00:46.18 | OluapPlayer | If there were any Undine in the region where Teratoma died, they'd ahve died of ultra-cancer |
00:46.24 | Monet_ | Otherwise they just keep coming back |
00:46.32 | Hachiman | hao bout u die of ultra cancur |
00:46.41 | OluapPlayer | If he didn't have a phylactery then he wasn't a lich |
00:46.52 | Xho | Guess not |
00:47.00 | Xho | Ahdramilús soul was removed from him from a void artifact that gives immortality when drinking from it |
00:47.07 | Xho | So no not a lich then |
00:47.53 | Xho | Though the method of killing him I never really got around to thinking of |
00:48.07 | Hachiman | Would the Undine have a unified society or would they be very dispersed? |
00:48.09 | Monet_ | I'm not sure if a phylactery is a specific object or simply a term for a random object bound with the soul of a lich. In some ocntexts the phylactery is an item that is of sentimental significance to the lich in question |
00:48.22 | Xho | Considering Akharav and Kalarah killed him I'd guess it was probably through 1) void magic 2) void matrix |
00:48.25 | OluapPlayer | It can be any object as far as I'm aware |
00:49.06 | Hachiman | Imagine a lich that uses a Nokia as its phylactery |
00:49.11 | OluapPlayer | fug] |
00:49.27 | Xho | Well nothing I possess in fiction can kill that |
00:49.48 | Xho | Hm what happens if you collide two Nokias together |
00:49.56 | Hachiman | A Nokiahole |
00:50.00 | OluapPlayer | The Big Bang |
00:50.01 | Monet_ | You could always dismantle the Nokia. |
00:50.02 | Xho | geezush |
00:50.22 | Hachiman | But that begs the question as to when is a Nokia no longer a Nokia |
00:50.27 | Xho | I'm not sure what Ka-is qualifies as |
00:50.36 | OluapPlayer | as a dum |
00:50.43 | Xho | His soul is bound to a mask and he possesses whatever individual who would wear it |
00:50.55 | Monet_ | Hachiman: WHen you dismantle it you have parts of a Nokia |
00:50.56 | Xho | General evil dark magic mask I guess |
00:51.39 | Xho | I have lots of beings either converted or resurrected from dark magic |
00:52.01 | Xho | Taihadrae, Vultusk, Ndrhthryr, Savant, Ahdramilús, Ka-is |
00:52.29 | Xho | The thing all of them have in common apart from Vultusk and Ka-is is that they're all Dalmiric as well |
00:52.42 | Xho | evil shit goin on there |
00:53.06 | OluapPlayer | quit dis shi 4evur pls |
00:53.15 | Xho | nevur |
00:53.47 | Xho | Well there actually is a reason why all these Dalmiric individuals tend to be dark though that won't be explained for a while |
00:54.00 | Hachiman | You know I realized something; there will eventually be a point in fiction where I will end up making a character that is intentionally designed to be mistaken for a girl |
00:54.08 | Xho | hur |
00:54.24 | OluapPlayer | For what purpose |
00:54.33 | Xho | Actually Vultusk is connected to them as well though he's not Dalmiric, well a part of him might have been at one point |
00:55.58 | Xho | https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10710541_705558772847362_415399580166056631_n.jpg?oh=8dfbedacf93721d3d7779aaa4ef6b6d4&oe=553AAD56&__gda__=1428940695_4a2abb55d5d4c2861dfba48057e5a633 I think I just found Santorakh |
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01:40.07 | Zillafire101 | You would be fucked. Literally and figurativly, by a bottle of coke. |
01:40.32 | DrodoEmpire | lolol |
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01:52.46 | Hachiman | Passed |
01:57.37 | DrodoEmpire | yey |
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02:01.35 | DrodoEmpire | test |
02:07.17 | Tek0516 | pass |
02:08.03 | Tek0516 | DrodoEmpire: Sorry, failed actually. You are now sentenced to work the acid pits until you die. |
02:08.16 | DrodoEmpire | 3: |
02:09.02 | Tek0516 | shoves DrodoEmpire in and laughs maniacally as he is slowly dissolved |
02:10.07 | DrodoEmpire | screams up to Tek "I'M JOINING A UNION BECAUSE OF THIS!" before he is dissolved completely |
02:11.17 | DrodoEmpire | https://scontent-b-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/988928_414765722010693_4672230256299106912_n.jpg?oh=dbf8d1ac0ec7944b8d37f1f5e30cf959&oe=55408919 - Also, natives assaulting a fort in EUIV. o.o |
02:12.20 | Vincent20100 | DrodoEmpire: I think I'm gonna try the American Portugal thingy |
02:12.41 | DrodoEmpire | Alright |
02:12.45 | DrodoEmpire | Sounds cool |
02:13.28 | Vincent20100 | Gonna conquer Mexico and instantly move my capital there |
02:16.47 | Vincent20100 | I wounder if proper portugal will turn into a colonial state... |
02:17.02 | Vincent20100 | "Portugese Portugal" |
02:17.03 | DrodoEmpire | Nope |
02:17.15 | DrodoEmpire | Europe doesn't have colonial regions at first |
02:17.22 | DrodoEmpire | Unless you use mods |
02:17.28 | DrodoEmpire | It'd be funny though |
02:17.40 | Vincent20100 | I won't install a mod to have more colonial state -_- |
02:17.46 | Vincent20100 | It would be the reverse |
02:18.07 | DrodoEmpire | I like the concept imo |
02:18.14 | DrodoEmpire | Its more historically accurate |
02:19.51 | Vincent20100 | It's also probably the best to do as Portugal |
02:20.11 | Vincent20100 | It's not like it was going to conquer it's neighbors =_= |
02:24.14 | Tek0516 | Portugal 1475 start. >.> |
02:25.17 | Vincent20100 | Yah |
02:25.56 | Vincent20100 | I still like the idea of moving Portugal's capital to America and romfle-stomp it |
02:27.26 | Vincent20100 | Migtht be a good idea too to do it as Britany |
02:40.49 | Tek0516 | I tried a Brittany game but it was mostly waiting for 50 years so I never got far. |
04:01.32 | Tek0516 | >.< I've been getting my final course marks from worst first with my good ones apparently not coming in until after I go back to university. -.- |
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10:41.45 | AdmiralPanda | hai u |
10:41.56 | AdmiralPanda | tackle--hugs Hachiman into the nearest table |
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10:59.35 | Hachiman | ~cuddle OluapPlayer |
10:59.36 | infobot | ACTION grabs OluapPlayer and cuddles until OluapPlayer begs for mercy |
10:59.54 | OluapPlayer | </3 |
11:00.41 | ImpyDroid | Ð¾Ñ |
11:00.43 | ImpyDroid | Ho |
11:00.55 | OluapPlayer | no u |
11:01.40 | AdmiralPanda | So now we wait for the russian to be off his droid |
11:01.51 | OluapPlayer | Imp won't be playing today |
11:01.57 | OluapPlayer | We'll play without him |
11:02.54 | AdmiralPanda | ok then |
11:03.26 | ImpyDroid | Ya sorry about that |
11:05.04 | OluapPlayer | We can start in a few minutes, just gimme a moment to properly wake up since I just got out of bed |
11:07.47 | Hachiman | I will use this time to get to doing something I need to do then first |
11:11.26 | BirthdayXenomorp | Fuc |
11:11.31 | BirthdayJackal | Dere. |
11:11.40 | BirthdayJackal | blows a noise maker... Thingy. |
11:12.11 | OluapPlayer | Happy birthday |
11:14.22 | BirthdayJackal | Thanks. :) |
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13:25.02 | Vincent20100 | test |
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14:08.45 | Xho | mi |
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14:30.15 | Xho | OluapPlayer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vE6otK0jzRY Mortium to Zran Kar at the end of the War of Vampires |
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16:02.15 | TekDroid | Hello |
16:23.38 | Wormy_ | http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/kim-jonguns-eyebrows-are-disappearing-9953839.html |
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16:32.14 | CyraPhone | Hello! |
16:35.31 | Wormy_ | hi |
16:36.20 | TekDroid | Hello |
16:48.45 | Xho | Wow today right |
16:48.58 | OluapPlayer | ur not helpin u useless fool |
16:49.12 | Xho | suk dik u dik luvin dik suker |
16:49.38 | Xho | We can do the rest of that Shroud of the Sun section I guess |
16:50.40 | OluapPlayer | Busy |
16:50.54 | Xho | who not helpin nao |
17:28.50 | TekDroid | ~test |
17:28.50 | infobot | test is, like, not funny |
17:39.48 | Wormy_ | ~throw a party |
17:39.48 | infobot | ACTION winds up and throws a party over the moon. |
17:40.15 | Wormy_ | No infobot, we can't afford to go up there. |
17:41.52 | Vincent20100 | Deception... :( |
18:02.19 | Xho | Hachiman: https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10565205_732951056770760_2014025665352764226_n.jpg?oh=1460ec37e2d9336955165ec4702362cd&oe=552255BE&__gda__=1429185748_3751ba4c33d13bd98d8b2a103b1baf30 |
18:02.29 | Hachiman | olol |
18:04.13 | Wormy_ | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUGPQ94T3ng |
18:29.17 | Wormy_ | http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/earth/11151751/Natural-History-Museums-Wildlife-Photographer-of-the-Year-2014.html |
18:32.39 | Wormy_ | 04 |
18:33.03 | Wormy_ | Optical mineralogy :3 |
18:38.51 | Wormy_ | Lol, I can tell my mother is going deaf. She calls me for tea, I respond, she doesn't hear me and has the audacity to say I'm going deaf. |
18:39.57 | Wormy_ | too many punk festivals in her youth probably |
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18:41.46 | BirthdayJackal | Hello! |
18:42.49 | Wormy_ | hi |
18:45.38 | Wormy_ | Ah |
18:45.46 | Wormy_ | Happy Birthday |
18:45.52 | BirthdayJackal | Thanks! :D |
18:47.27 | Wormy_ | http://www.1happybirthday.com/mobile/funny_birthday_lyrics.php |
18:48.44 | BirthdayJackal | o lol |
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18:58.27 | Hachiman | hur |
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19:08.53 | Monet | Hello |
19:09.00 | Hachiman | Hey |
19:09.24 | TekDroid | Hello |
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19:21.59 | TekDroid | Hey |
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19:26.24 | Technobliterator | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/MediaWiki:Ipboptions now admins can block without typing the full thing out |
19:26.25 | Technobliterator | :o |
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19:44.56 | Xho | OluapPlayer: You still busy |
19:45.09 | OluapPlayer | Yes |
19:45.29 | Xho | y u do dis |
19:50.00 | OluapPlayer | Right I'm available now |
19:50.37 | Xho | ying |
19:51.01 | Xho | Hachiman: Do you want to do some Shroud of Sauce |
19:51.24 | Hachiman | Aye |
19:51.36 | Xho | Imperios: ^^ |
19:51.42 | Xho | Not the cute face either |
19:51.47 | Xho | I mean message above |
19:51.50 | Imperios | rite |
19:51.53 | Imperios | I'll watch mostly |
19:51.59 | Xho | #ShroudoftheSauce |
19:52.10 | OluapPlayer | y no cute face |
19:52.19 | Xho | cuz fuk ur bich |
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19:52.46 | Knight_Alien | Hello |
19:58.40 | Xho | http://img-9gag-ftw.9cache.com/photo/ax2eLqp_700b.jpg 1995 |
20:25.26 | DrodoEmpire | lol |
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20:31.00 | The_Randomness | Hello everyone |
20:44.59 | Monet | Listening to Danger DOlan's "top five WoW raids" video, what fictionverse locations would make good raid locations? |
20:45.48 | Monet | Apart from Inferno because obviously it would be an impressive location for raiding with tons of potential for bosses and loot. |
20:46.13 | Xho | Hm |
20:47.42 | Monet | Wormulon's palace-ship maybe? |
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20:49.40 | The_Randomness | Hello |
20:50.28 | Monet | Hello |
20:52.11 | Monet | Although maybe it would help to brainstorm what locations would fit certain raid criteria |
20:52.25 | The_Randomness | Yeah |
20:52.46 | Xho | I don't really know what a raid is tbh |
20:52.55 | Monet | Ah |
20:53.55 | Monet | In games like WoW, a raid is a dungeon campaign. You'd get together with nine to 24 other people to work though a huge-scale dungeon with bosses that might require small armies to take down |
20:54.17 | Monet | The criteria I can think of are: Rich lore to the place, a feeling of an epic location (so interesting aesthetic), interesting and challenging bosses and good loot opportunities. |
20:54.30 | Alkahest | <PROTECTED> |
20:54.50 | Monet | And innovative scenarios. |
20:57.23 | Imperios | Monet: Fictionverse or fantasyverse? |
20:57.47 | Monet | Fictionverse |
20:59.20 | Xho | Not as easy with the Fictionverse |
21:00.46 | Wormy_ | Remember Cathemera? |
21:01.38 | Wormy_ | Orbits a pulsar jovian bigger than its native sun and has a mined out core with facilities going all the way through and an ancient relic. |
21:02.05 | Wormy_ | Pretty eccentic environment |
21:02.11 | Wormy_ | *eccentic |
21:02.36 | Monet | Let's keep it open and consider all possible candidate locations |
21:03.31 | Monet | Like I suggested Wormulon's palace-ship; The final boss would be Wormulus but I imagine we could also have the warlords of the DCP as boss fights |
21:04.18 | Xho | Well I guess the other Chaos Planes would be a good raid location |
21:05.20 | Monet | What about the palace of the emperor on Paclernos? |
21:05.28 | Monet | Could that work at all? |
21:05.38 | Xho | The underground levels could |
21:06.35 | Wormy_ | Cathemera was crammed with (was it Grox?), and you'd becoming increasingly weightless towards its centre (likelt that meant the moon was engineered somewhat into a more perfect sphere) |
21:06.37 | Monet | Maybe ascending the tower to fight Kitoruka; there's potential to fight against demonic lieutenants |
21:07.21 | Imperios | Monet: Hmmm |
21:07.22 | Imperios | Cathemera |
21:07.34 | Imperios | The final attack on Regnatus |
21:07.43 | Imperios | *Mirras |
21:07.50 | Xho | That would be the Andromedan palace perhaps |
21:08.00 | Xho | Paclernos is under the Remnant's control currently |
21:08.04 | Imperios | Red Snake Rising but I don't see the way random heroes would be drawn to it |
21:08.09 | Wormy_ | I very much enjoyed the Cathemera story |
21:08.18 | Xho | Nocturnia would be another one |
21:08.29 | Xho | Though that's technically a gate-world to Erebus |
21:08.37 | Monet | Imperios: Volkarus' flagship maybe. |
21:09.03 | Wormy_ | Some sort of monstrous astro-engineering project in hyperspace might be another exotic location# |
21:09.08 | Monet | Andromedan palace yeah. Due to Kitoruka's power maybe he filled the interior with alien geometries? |
21:09.18 | Xho | Maybe |
21:09.19 | Imperios | There's also the "green Jesus" problem |
21:09.31 | Imperios | Game design-wise the players should be important |
21:09.32 | The_Randomness | Green Jesus? |
21:09.59 | Monet | Cathamera might have a problem in the form of it's mostly all tunnels. |
21:10.03 | Wormy_ | What in blazes in a Green Jesus? |
21:10.16 | Imperios | Wormy_: Basically a World of Warcraft meme |
21:11.46 | Imperios | In WoW there is a prominent NPC named Thrall who is involved in multiple raids and often gets the credit for the players' victories |
21:11.55 | Xho | wat a dik |
21:12.04 | Wormy_ | huh |
21:12.07 | Imperios | Storyline-wise he is pivotal to the story |
21:12.10 | Imperios | So it goes like that |
21:12.13 | Wormy_ | http://wow.joystiq.com/tag/green-jesus/ |
21:12.16 | Monet | I used to like Thrall but now...he's getting a little sue-ish |
21:13.06 | Imperios | For example, in Dragon Soul, the players land on a huge dragon and weaken his armour so that Thrall could attack him with his artifact weapon |
21:13.51 | Imperios | After that, the dragon falls into the ocean, where we finish him off until at 5% HP or something Thrall blasts him with his weapon again, this time killing him |
21:14.08 | Monet | It's not fun to have you and your friends do stuff like fight on the back on the god of reath only for a plot-relevant NPC to be the one to kill him |
21:14.20 | Monet | death* |
21:14.52 | Wormy_ | Yeah, he is stealing the show. |
21:15.08 | OluapPlayer | Well the best solution would be not linking an NPC to the fight and have the players be given the credit |
21:15.26 | Imperios | Or for example when we fight the orc leader Thrall comes in and has a speech, which results in Thrall getting smacked to unconsciousness - until we finally kill the orc leader, at which point Thrall returns and delivers a powerful speech about how he disappointed him etc |
21:15.29 | Imperios | And tries to finish him |
21:15.53 | Imperios | Thrall himself is an orc and he is sort of the spiritual leader of his race, hence "Green Jesus" |
21:15.54 | Monet | Most conevenient rousing ot consciousness. Ever |
21:16.18 | Wormy_ | I'm laughing at this funny thing from WoW |
21:16.27 | Imperios | Aaand in WoD |
21:16.30 | Imperios | Actually wait Monet |
21:16.33 | Imperios | Did you finish Nagrand yet |
21:16.34 | OluapPlayer | WoW in general butchered Warcraft |
21:16.55 | Monet | Imperios: WoD Nagrand? |
21:17.00 | Imperios | Íô |
21:17.01 | Monet | If that then no |
21:17.01 | Imperios | Ya |
21:17.19 | Xho | I was over at my friends' the other night |
21:17.32 | Xho | What I've learnt is that you DON'T disturb WoW players during a raid |
21:17.38 | Xho | You will be destroyed |
21:18.39 | Imperios | Oh rite, won't spoil it for you then |
21:18.44 | Monet | Red Snake Rising hmm...there is Tyraz and canonically he was the one who killed Volkarus after a drawn-out battle. And the story makes it clear he blitzed though the dreadnought on his own. The heroes could be part of the boarding party to take over the ship, with one section having the heroes escaping from being devoured by Volkarus' tentacles. |
21:19.37 | Wormy_ | Xho: I wouldn't want to be around if the connection went. |
21:19.43 | Monet | When I did Halls of Reflection there was a section that involved you running from Arthas while Jaina smashed though icewalls while the heroes fought off an army of undead |
21:19.52 | Monet | My heart was racing when I first did that |
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21:23.58 | Monet | So maybe picture this: Your team defeats a boss, then tentacles bust out of the walls, grabbing NPCs. The group's task would then be to escape an advancing mass of shadow while blast doors close in front of them that they have to break open |
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21:34.10 | Monet | Imperios: I was a bit dissapointe with Moshu'Gun palace. |
21:34.28 | Imperios | Moshu'Gun? You mean Oshu'gun? |
21:34.31 | Imperios | Or Mogu'shan? |
21:34.33 | Monet | Yeah |
21:34.41 | Monet | Mogu'Shan |
21:35.05 | Imperios | I left during Cata so I do not know much about it hur |
21:35.09 | Monet | Great atmosphere, plenty of potential of variety and exploration...and I can clear it in 10 minutes |
21:35.19 | Imperios | Panda had easy dungeons I believe |
21:36.46 | Monet | I did love the brewery |
21:38.02 | Monet | Like how the first section requires you to kill 40 Hozen - which you can do i nthe final room by rolling giant beer kegs at them like timber logs on a river |
21:38.35 | Monet | And when you kil lthe boss the surviving Hozen gather around you, declare you the new Ook and dance in celebration |
21:40.25 | Monet | Stormstout Brewery was still short, but it was entertaining though its comedy |
21:40.41 | Monet | Like being populated by drunk ghosts and "ale-ementals" |
21:41.51 | Imperios | That's what I kinda did not like about Pandaria |
21:41.56 | Imperios | Most of its denizen look rather silly |
21:42.08 | Imperios | They'd fit perfectly in Wildstar |
21:42.11 | Imperios | WoW, probably not |
21:43.16 | Monet | I did find the Mogu voices in Mogu'shan potentially comically insensetive. |
21:43.32 | OluapPlayer | Xho: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCFBDHIzqcE1ZcHEM1Y9DmFQ you should watch this guy's videos if you haven't ready |
21:44.11 | OluapPlayer | already* |
21:45.41 | Xho | I have done in the past |
21:45.59 | OluapPlayer | He's one of my favorite Gmodders for sure |
21:46.46 | Xho | Very DasBoSchitt-esque I think |
21:47.12 | Monet | Imperios: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QTvGxzd6WE |
21:47.49 | Monet | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6QFNpr23Qc |
21:51.25 | DrodoEmpire | https://scontent-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/10624733_10152724096092095_5997235448924214654_n.jpg?oh=91ef1113c42d50bab239ba27c72c8e74&oe=55462EB7 |
21:56.55 | Hachiman | hur |
21:59.19 | Xho | Hachiman: U MISSED IT ALL |
21:59.32 | Hachiman | fug |
22:06.00 | Xho | <PROTECTED> |
22:19.43 | OluapPlayer | http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20150103221914/spore/images/e/e6/Undine.png naked water lady |
22:20.43 | Xho | Pelagrios - well |
22:22.01 | OluapPlayer | By water lady I mean she's literally made of water |
22:22.23 | The_Randomness | So she's kind of like a water elemental? |
22:22.29 | OluapPlayer | Yes |
22:22.35 | OluapPlayer | Undine are water elementals in mythology |
22:22.55 | Xho | Pelagrios - still |
22:22.57 | The_Randomness | orite |
22:23.06 | Hachiman | Could you still insert weiner |
22:23.07 | The_Randomness | Forgot about that |
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22:23.15 | The_Randomness | lol Hachi |
22:23.23 | The_Randomness | I was waiting for you to say that |
22:23.36 | Xho | Pelagrios - we can try, we can try |
22:23.38 | The_Randomness | Hello drom |
22:23.44 | odell | Hello Random. |
22:37.37 | odell | I feel empty. |
22:40.18 | Xho | Have some food the |
22:40.19 | Xho | then |
22:44.55 | odell | emotionally. |
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22:49.19 | Wormy_ | Hi |
22:53.01 | Xho | So according to Wikipedia, when Jesus was born, Mary was roughly between 11 - 16 years old and Joseph was between 83 - 88 years old |
22:53.08 | Xho | #1stcenturylogic |
22:54.35 | Hachiman | But Joseph was not the one who fucked Mary was he |
22:54.47 | Monet | So...Mary's childbirth was a teen pregnancy? |
22:54.57 | Hachiman | Yeah it was |
22:55.00 | Hachiman | She was a virgin |
22:55.07 | Hachiman | Which implies she was young |
22:55.10 | Xho | I guess that would have been common in 1st century AD |
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22:55.35 | Monet | Hachiman: Yeah but not neccessarily under 16 |
22:55.40 | Xho | Not virginal conception of course |
22:58.16 | Monet | This has given me a rather blasphemous image of Mary in a tracksuit |
22:58.37 | Monet | I am terrible. |
22:58.51 | OluapPlayer | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Creature:Undine this page is started |
22:58.56 | Xho | I think being a scientific wiki we're not gonna strike you down for it |
22:59.52 | Xho | Not unless anyone here thinks the world began in 4004 BC and masturbating makes Jesus cry |
23:00.21 | Xho | OluapPlayer: so why undine soulless |
23:00.22 | Wormy_ | You don't? |
23:00.40 | OluapPlayer | because they tried to troll Mortium but got out-trolled |
23:00.44 | Xho | Wormy_: Oh god here we go |
23:01.05 | Wormy_ | brings Jesus on your ass |
23:01.22 | Xho | "IT'S JESUS TIME" *gets flogged with roman whip* |
23:01.24 | Wormy_ | Actually, sorry |
23:01.38 | Wormy_ | I didn't realise how wrong that sounded |
23:01.55 | Xho | I know what you meant, still not quite right though |
23:04.22 | OluapPlayer | Xho: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPpaWJqZaOQ |
23:04.27 | Hachiman | >Brings Jesus on your ass >Worse Mexican prison visit ever |
23:05.00 | Xho | jésus |
23:05.11 | Wormy_ | lol |
23:05.59 | Xho | OluapPlayer: "I COME BACK FROM THE CRAP" |
23:06.09 | OluapPlayer | MAAAAAHHHDAAAAAHC |
23:06.39 | Xho | Oh god I have headphones on as well |
23:06.41 | Xho | That endng |
23:06.43 | Xho | ending |
23:07.07 | OluapPlayer | hoh |
23:07.47 | Monet | http://spacer176.deviantart.com/art/Proud-Ancients-504241998 I linked this before. |
23:08.02 | Monet | Now contemplating putting it somewhere o nthe wiki |
23:20.09 | The_Randomness | mfw I read all this after leaving the IRC minimized for a while |
23:23.24 | Xho | I should really upload that Shadow Elemental I made for the Black Wave |
23:23.34 | Xho | Slight spoiler there |
23:24.28 | OluapPlayer | shreod |
23:24.31 | OluapPlayer | shrekd even |
23:27.03 | Xho | http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20150103232652/spore/images/a/a9/ShadowedMan.png There we go |
23:27.32 | OluapPlayer | I get reminded of the chupacabra |
23:28.10 | Hachiman | Aye so do I |
23:28.54 | Xho | Well they are small and generally quite manic |
23:28.55 | OluapPlayer | So are we consider the Undine as being the official Water Elementals? |
23:29.14 | Hachiman | Cannot see why not |
23:29.29 | Hachiman | Elementals come in all forms of intelligence from what it appears |
23:29.53 | Xho | Can do |
23:30.08 | Xho | I suppose the Undine are among the most intelligent elementals altogether |
23:30.22 | ImpyDroid | OluapPlayer: Good more all-sexy-female species hur |
23:30.29 | Xho | Most elementals we've made are generally more like intelligent animals |
23:31.27 | OluapPlayer | I'll say they had ancestors who were more like usual elementals and only became the Undine we know in the last 10,000 years |
23:45.58 | ImpyDroid | So basically watermonkeys |
23:47.01 | Hachiman | So I am looking at videos of ant documentaries |
23:47.12 | Hachiman | These provide great inspiration for fiction |
23:52.38 | OluapPlayer | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Creature:Undine page is done |
23:54.47 | Xho | "Being water elementals, the Undine are naturally proficient hydromancers." I read that as pyromancers |
23:55.57 | OluapPlayer | lrn2reed |
23:56.16 | Hachiman | Sweet |
23:56.28 | Hachiman | I can imagine many rogue Undine being hired as assassins |
23:56.32 | Hachiman | Or spies |
23:57.00 | Hachiman | Overall very good page and I cannot wait to see what characters you have in mind for them |
23:57.51 | OluapPlayer | quotos |