IRC log for #sporewiki on 20150103

00:00.00Tek0516Black holes are one of those beautiful things where science as we know it breaks down, and as it does everything we know turns into some eldritch form...
00:00.09Hachimanhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7e5-0t0pTF0 I get reminded of this song
00:00.12Wormy__I'd love to know what happens if a cosmic string and black hole collides.  Probably just makes a bigger black hole, but what if one end of the cosmic string goes in, does it wrap around like hair in a plug hole or does it get dragged in the circle
00:00.37Wormy__Don't forget the pistol shrimp
00:01.27OluapPlayerhttp://i306.photobucket.com/albums/nn277/tatt_04/bobbit1_lg.jpg just look at this thing
00:01.32OluapPlayerIt can grow up to 3 meters long too
00:01.41Wormy__But yeah, I recommend watching Interstellar
00:02.18Tek0516^
00:03.04OluapPlayerhttp://i.imgur.com/qjIMjCr.jpg and then I come across this
00:03.19Hachimanhur
00:03.46OluapPlayerI see so many pictures of crabs holding cigarettes
00:04.10Wormy__oh my
00:04.54HachimanLet us not forget species of fish with males that fuse into the females, transparent eels with the density of a sock that can contort their bodies in order to consume things otherwise much thicker and larger than themselves
00:05.39HachimanCreatures that make use of light to attract and lure prey yet have never seen the light of the Sun in the entirety of their evolutionary history
00:06.15OluapPlayerYou mentioned the same animal twice there hur
00:06.34HachimanThere is more than one animal that uses light as a lure
00:06.53HachimanAnglerfish is just one of the more prominent and well-known ones hur
00:07.00OluapPlayerMy point stands hur
00:07.10Wormy__Don't forget vampire squid
00:07.39Wormy__And actually, the epic battles between sperm whales and giant squid
00:07.41Monet_Wierd fish indeed.
00:07.45OluapPlayerI've seen pics of that one
00:07.52OluapPlayerIt can more or less turn inside out
00:07.59HachimanThe fuck
00:08.03Wormy__Those battles are the stuff of legend almost
00:08.03OluapPlayerThe tentacles at least
00:08.35OluapPlayerThe tentacles spread until they cover up the squid's whole body
00:08.42HachimanCephalopods in general make me a little paranoid considering that octopuses have an intelligence and affinity for tools comparable to that of apes
00:08.52OluapPlayersquish
00:09.43HachimanAnd they can contort and transform their bodies to the point that they can fit in extremely tight places and camouflage themselves amongst coral
00:10.01HachimanAnd they have beaks
00:10.14OluapPlayerHachiman: http://tinyurl.com/nwh26mx normal http://deepseacreatures.org/images/stories/vampire-squid/vampire-squid-3.jpg squish
00:10.35HachimanNgh
00:10.53HachimanLooks like what happens to an umbrella in the wind
00:11.31Wormy__I once watched a documentary where some divers and the presenter discovered a colony of mucous-like micro-organisms.  One of the divers lifted up its tentacle into a cloud, and the superorganism reformed itself.  None of them knew what it was.
00:11.51Monet_No wonder Lovecraft was deathly afraid of the sea - and he didn't even know about half these animals
00:12.02Wormy__They weren't thick either, some were biologists
00:13.21OluapPlayerhttp://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01870/bulbus_1870642i.jpg I prefer when cephalopods look like this
00:14.06HachimanLet us also not forget that sharks are vastly superior to most other forms of aquatic and terrestrial life
00:14.36OluapPlayerThen you have goblin sharks
00:14.49OluapPlayerWho are the "hhhehehe" of the seas
00:15.11HachimanBoneless monsters that are consistently in motion which exist only devour that happen to reproduce through rape, which culminates with shark infants cannibalizing one another before even exiting from the womb
00:15.25HachimanAnd also happen to have two dicks and skin like sand paper
00:15.41OluapPlayerI'm fairly sure that's just one species of shark
00:16.03Wormy__The said mucous creature also vibrated in rythem
00:16.13Wormy__Like a strobe
00:16.33OluapPlayer[mucus intensifies]
00:16.33Wormy__It used to be on the internet but the vid got taken down it seems
00:16.37Wormy__lol
00:17.02HachimanI dunno whether goblin sharks or hammerhead sharks look more amusing hur
00:17.55OluapPlayerThere's also one bug thing that eats fishes' tongues and keeps into their mouths so they can feed on what the fish feeds
00:18.05HachimanAye I remember that
00:18.07OluapPlayerThat one is probably one of the most horrifying things of all time
00:18.07Wormy__Also I don't know if you have seen the cold seeps.  Basically a superchilled briny fluid collects the bottom of the ocean, forming its own ocean complete with tides and an ecosystem.#
00:18.28OluapPlayerYeah I know about brine lakes
00:18.37HachimanAye those brine lakes are awesome
00:18.43OluapPlayerImagine putting your finger in them hur
00:19.49HachimanI know that there is a species of crab which happens to hang around natural volcanic underwater vents and thrive there
00:20.05OluapPlayerI know about that one
00:20.18Wormy__" When submarines dive into brine pools, they float on the brine surface due to the high density. The motion of a submarine can create waves across the brine-seawater interface that wash over the surrounding "shoreline"
00:21.01OluapPlayerOh wow
00:21.22OluapPlayerPut finger in brine pool -> suddenly no more finger
00:21.28Wormy__We should explore the oceans and space.
00:21.37Wormy__Scary
00:21.49HachimanThe oceans of Koldenwelt is practically untapped territory for fiction hur
00:22.03OluapPlayerAs I said, imagine what kind of horrors exist down there that we haven't discovered yet
00:22.12OluapPlayerWe know less than 10% of the sea floor afaik
00:22.17HachimanAye
00:22.21DrodoEmpire^
00:22.25HachimanWe know more about the surface of the Moon
00:22.29Wormy__Brinicles are pretty horrifying.  "Winter comes the ocean floor" http://www.nationalgeographic.fr/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Glace-Ocean.jpg
00:22.56OluapPlayerThat looks more beautiful than horrifying to me
00:23.23XhoWell there's a few sea-based fictions
00:23.32HachimanWe know more about the other planets in our Solar System and how our Sun happens to operate than we do about the oceans of our own world
00:23.35Wormy__If you watch a video of them you can see these icy fingers coming down and freezing creatures alive
00:23.40OluapPlayerProblem with ocean fiction in Koldenwelt is that it's difficult getting them to interact with the land races
00:23.45OluapPlayerUnless you make them amphibian
00:23.53XhoOrayu - hoh
00:24.11HachimanThat is why we should make more ocean races so that solves the problem of not interacting hur
00:24.17OluapPlayerhur
00:24.41OluapPlayerYou have a sea empire yet you won't use it because 'dur dunno wat to do'
00:24.43Wormy__What about magitek submarines/bathespheres
00:24.52HachimanWell yeah I dunno what to do hur
00:25.06OluapPlayerGive them to me then hur
00:25.12HachimanAlright sure go ahead
00:25.27HachimanFeel free hur
00:25.28OluapPlayerYou serious?
00:25.35HachimanIf you really want them
00:25.42Tek0516O.o The "____ is not responding" window is not responding.
00:25.52XhoJust thought of something
00:26.03XhoRiad eats fish -> Esulus screams
00:26.03OluapPlayerWell I was mostly joking, but if you want me to have them, I could give them some use
00:26.12OluapPlayerdats just silly
00:26.23OluapPlayerEating fish should be commonplace for a fish race
00:26.28HachimanThat would be cool to see, since I am probably going to be unable to use it
00:26.35XhoEsulus - WHAT THE FUCK MAN THAT'S CANNIBALISM
00:26.46OluapPlayerMerkan - get in am belly
00:26.51OluapPlayerma*
00:27.13XhoThat being said I have no clue what an Orayu's diet is
00:27.23HachimanThere are probably countries and territories in underwater Koldenwelt like there are on the land
00:27.30OluapPlayerWell okay then, I'll work on the Undine when I can
00:27.34HachimanProbably more geographically convoluted but oh well hur
00:27.37XhoThe Orayu territories are half underwater
00:27.41OluapPlayerI'll still consult you so they become something you'd approve
00:27.54HachimanThat's cool, I am interested to see what you do with them
00:28.09XhoTheir capital of which name I can't remember right now is an underwater city
00:28.23XhoTeuqualasvaluk that's it
00:29.16OluapPlayerTime to go research what an undine is in mythology
00:29.25HachimanUndine are also present in D&D
00:29.29HachimanIf that helps
00:29.38OluapPlayerD&D undine are water elves afaik
00:29.41XhoIt's a nymph of some sort I think
00:30.05HachimanWater elemental that happens to take the form of a humanoid in most circumstances
00:30.07OluapPlayer"These water nymphs do not possess a soul, so to acquire one and hence immortality they must marry a human man, who is fated to die if he is ever unfaithful."
00:30.11HachimanIn official mythology
00:30.11OluapPlayerThis is not what I expected
00:30.27Monet_Yeah, Undine = water spirit.
00:30.41OluapPlayerHuh, they're counteparts to gnomes and salamanders
00:30.53OluapPlayerI didn't know gnomes were earth elementals
00:31.05HachimanUndine are also present in Star Trek
00:31.15HachimanVery different from the standard mythology however
00:31.31OluapPlayerUndine by name only are not real Undine hur
00:31.58Monet_Well they do come from a dimension where space is a liquid
00:31.58HachimanPersonally I would be more inclined to make Undine not so human/elflike but it is your choice hur
00:32.21OluapPlayerI personally would want them to be as close to real mythology as possible
00:32.35OluapPlayerBut "marry human man to get soul" sounds complicated to implement
00:32.58HachimanThen best decision is not to do that and search for other ocean-related mythological things that could be implemented
00:33.01XhoIt's basically Succubi but taking it a step furter
00:33.13Xhofurther
00:33.20OluapPlayerYes, and I don't want two races who do the same thing
00:33.22XhoThis time next year I'll be typing Ork
00:33.25XhoOr Loron
00:33.28OluapPlayerya git
00:33.37Wormy__Monet: Ghelae thinks they might actually come from a gas giant with wormholes leading inside
00:33.43Monet_I don't think undine are malicious about it
00:34.23OluapPlayerThey don't sound malevolent, but still, it's a creature who seeks males
00:34.56OluapPlayerThe folks who wrote mythology were huge nerds with no girlfriends I bet
00:34.57Monet_It's more sad from my understanding; they marry to get a soul because they feel empty not having a human soul
00:35.00XhoJust call it a Sea Slut then
00:36.10Monet_OluapPlayer: Maybe Undine are a cautionary tale of falling ion love with a woman who wants only to marry you for your money and station?
00:36.16Xhoc
00:36.24Wormy__http://motherboard.vice.com/read/why-government-researchers-think-we-may-be-living-in-a-2d-hologram?utm_source=mbfb
00:36.25OluapPlayerHm, good point
00:37.30OluapPlayerPerhaps I could replace "marry" with just "develop strong relationship with", and the undine would give the partner something in exchange of being given a soul
00:37.36OluapPlayerLike hydromancy potential
00:38.08Monet_When the only career choices for women in the middle ages were get a rich husband or become either a nun, seamstress or prostitute, seeing a rich man's money was very enticing
00:38.08XhoHm
00:38.27Monet_And I guess succubi are the tale of prostitutes
00:38.43XhoI would say call them Deathdealers but that's one of the Repossessor roles
00:38.50Monet_Everyone knows the best way to teach a moral lesson is to scare the shit out of the person.
00:39.12XhoDeathdealers basically being merchants for necromancers among other things
00:39.54OluapPlayerSince everything has a soul by default in the fantasyverse I could attribute their lack of souls for a curse laid upon them by Mortium
00:40.01OluapPlayercus getting the Grim Reaper angry is never a good idea
00:40.42XhoWell if you don't have a soul it's either going to be Mortium you've pissed off or Caligaduro you've managed to appease
00:40.57OluapPlayerAnd I prefer the former hur
00:41.03XhoCaligaduro - wat
00:41.21OluapPlayerShrek status = 'd
00:41.45XhoI dunno about necromancers though
00:42.07XhoWell yeah I guess you would need a soul to attain immortality
00:42.16XhoOr in Mortium's case either way
00:42.26Monet_Maybe necromancers sustain themselves with other peopels' souls?
00:42.38XhoThat might also work
00:42.41XhoVultusk does that
00:42.48XhoAs well as other people's bodies
00:42.51OluapPlayerBeing a necromancer doesn't necessarily make you immortal if that's what you're talking about
00:43.08OluapPlayerBeing an immortal necromancer usually means you're a lich
00:43.11XhoI know I'm just talking about immortality as a context in necromancers
00:43.29Monet_Actually a Lich and a necromancer are quite different
00:43.37Monet_Lich is like...next level necromancy
00:43.40OluapPlayerJust giving a general example
00:44.06HachimanSo necromancy/hydromancy-using sea prostitutes
00:44.09XhoI'd guess that Ahdramilús was a lich
00:44.26OluapPlayerNo
00:44.34XhoI mean he lived 2000 years so unless you're very good at not dying
00:44.47OluapPlayerHydromancy-using depressed beings who require a strong bond in order to feel happiness
00:44.53HachimanDaww
00:45.19OluapPlayerhon hon I finally have the chance to use my sea dragons
00:45.24XhoI dunno I tend not to use general fantasy contexts when void magic is present
00:45.29HachimanPerhaps they could maybe have a prominent residence in the place where Teratoma drowned
00:45.43Monet_From my knowledge, liches (in D&D and possibly folklore) are necromancers who have bound their soul to an item; a phylactery.
00:45.48XhoUndine - we all have asthma                  and extra toes
00:45.55OluapPlayerThat's what a lich is yeah
00:46.11XhoOkay then he's not a conventional lich then
00:46.13Monet_And the way you kill a lich is by destroying its phylactery
00:46.18OluapPlayerIf there were any Undine in the region where Teratoma died, they'd ahve died of ultra-cancer
00:46.24Monet_Otherwise they just keep coming back
00:46.32Hachimanhao bout u die of ultra cancur
00:46.41OluapPlayerIf he didn't have a phylactery then he wasn't a lich
00:46.52XhoGuess not
00:47.00XhoAhdramilús soul was removed from him from a void artifact that gives immortality when drinking from it
00:47.07XhoSo no not a lich then
00:47.53XhoThough the method of killing him I never really got around to thinking of
00:48.07HachimanWould the Undine have a unified society or would they be very dispersed?
00:48.09Monet_I'm not sure if a phylactery is a specific object or simply a term for a random object bound with the soul of a lich. In some ocntexts the phylactery is an item that is of sentimental significance to the lich in question
00:48.22XhoConsidering Akharav and Kalarah killed him I'd guess it was probably through   1) void magic              2) void matrix
00:48.25OluapPlayerIt can be any object as far as I'm aware
00:49.06HachimanImagine a lich that uses a Nokia as its phylactery
00:49.11OluapPlayerfug]
00:49.27XhoWell nothing I possess in fiction can kill that
00:49.48XhoHm what happens if you collide two Nokias together
00:49.56HachimanA Nokiahole
00:50.00OluapPlayerThe Big Bang
00:50.01Monet_You could always dismantle the Nokia.
00:50.02Xhogeezush
00:50.22HachimanBut that begs the question as to when is a Nokia no longer a Nokia
00:50.27XhoI'm not sure what Ka-is qualifies as
00:50.36OluapPlayeras a dum
00:50.43XhoHis soul is bound to a mask and he possesses whatever individual who would wear it
00:50.55Monet_Hachiman: WHen you dismantle it you have parts of a Nokia
00:50.56XhoGeneral evil dark magic mask I guess
00:51.39XhoI have lots of beings either converted or resurrected from dark magic
00:52.01XhoTaihadrae, Vultusk, Ndrhthryr, Savant, Ahdramilús, Ka-is
00:52.29XhoThe thing all of them have in common apart from Vultusk and Ka-is is that they're all Dalmiric as well
00:52.42Xhoevil shit goin on there
00:53.06OluapPlayerquit dis shi 4evur pls
00:53.15Xhonevur
00:53.47XhoWell there actually is a reason why all these Dalmiric individuals tend to be dark though that won't be explained for a while
00:54.00HachimanYou know I realized something; there will eventually be a point in fiction where I will end up making a character that is intentionally designed to be mistaken for a girl
00:54.08Xhohur
00:54.24OluapPlayerFor what purpose
00:54.33XhoActually Vultusk is connected to them as well though he's not Dalmiric, well a part of him might have been at one point
00:55.58Xhohttps://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10710541_705558772847362_415399580166056631_n.jpg?oh=8dfbedacf93721d3d7779aaa4ef6b6d4&oe=553AAD56&__gda__=1428940695_4a2abb55d5d4c2861dfba48057e5a633 I think I just found Santorakh
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01:35.49DrodoEmpire"what would happen if you put some mentos and a bottle of diet coke in your ass?"
01:40.07Zillafire101You would be fucked. Literally and figurativly, by a bottle of coke.
01:40.32DrodoEmpirelolol
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01:57.37DrodoEmpireyey
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02:07.17Tek0516pass
02:08.03Tek0516DrodoEmpire: Sorry, failed actually. You are now sentenced to work the acid pits until you die.
02:08.16DrodoEmpire3:
02:09.02Tek0516shoves DrodoEmpire in and laughs maniacally as he is slowly dissolved
02:10.07DrodoEmpirescreams up to Tek "I'M JOINING A UNION BECAUSE OF THIS!" before he is dissolved completely
02:11.17DrodoEmpirehttps://scontent-b-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/988928_414765722010693_4672230256299106912_n.jpg?oh=dbf8d1ac0ec7944b8d37f1f5e30cf959&oe=55408919 - Also, natives assaulting a fort in EUIV. o.o
02:12.20Vincent20100DrodoEmpire: I think I'm gonna try the American Portugal thingy
02:12.41DrodoEmpireAlright
02:12.45DrodoEmpireSounds cool
02:13.28Vincent20100Gonna conquer Mexico and instantly move my capital there
02:16.47Vincent20100I wounder if proper portugal will turn into a colonial state...
02:17.02Vincent20100"Portugese Portugal"
02:17.03DrodoEmpireNope
02:17.15DrodoEmpireEurope doesn't have colonial regions at first
02:17.22DrodoEmpireUnless you use mods
02:17.28DrodoEmpireIt'd be funny though
02:17.40Vincent20100I won't install a mod to have more colonial state -_-
02:17.46Vincent20100It would be the reverse
02:18.07DrodoEmpireI like the concept imo
02:18.14DrodoEmpireIts more historically accurate
02:19.51Vincent20100It's also probably the best to do as Portugal
02:20.11Vincent20100It's not like it was going to conquer it's neighbors =_=
02:24.14Tek0516Portugal 1475 start. >.>
02:25.17Vincent20100Yah
02:25.56Vincent20100I still like the idea of moving Portugal's capital to America and romfle-stomp it
02:27.26Vincent20100Migtht be a good idea too to do it as Britany
02:40.49Tek0516I tried a Brittany game but it was mostly waiting for 50 years so I never got far.
04:01.32Tek0516>.< I've been getting my final course marks from worst first with my good ones apparently not coming in until after I go back to university. -.-
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06:49.34Zillafire101bye bye all.
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11:00.41ImpyDroidощ
11:00.43ImpyDroidHo
11:00.55OluapPlayerno u
11:01.40AdmiralPandaSo now we wait for the russian to be off his droid
11:01.51OluapPlayerImp won't be playing today
11:01.57OluapPlayerWe'll play without him
11:02.54AdmiralPandaok then
11:03.26ImpyDroidYa sorry about that
11:05.04OluapPlayerWe can start in a few minutes, just gimme a moment to properly wake up since I just got out of bed
11:07.47HachimanI will use this time to get to doing something I need to do then first
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11:11.40BirthdayJackalblows a noise maker... Thingy.
11:12.11OluapPlayerHappy birthday
11:14.22BirthdayJackalThanks. :)
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11:19.32BirthdayJackalThanks! :D
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14:30.15XhoOluapPlayer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vE6otK0jzRY Mortium to Zran Kar at the end of the War of Vampires
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16:48.45XhoWow today right
16:48.58OluapPlayerur not helpin u useless fool
16:49.12Xhosuk dik u dik luvin dik suker
16:49.38XhoWe can do the rest of that Shroud of the Sun section I guess
16:50.40OluapPlayerBusy
16:50.54Xhowho not helpin nao
17:28.50TekDroid~test
17:28.50infobottest is, like, not funny
17:39.48Wormy_~throw a party
17:39.48infobotACTION winds up and throws a party over the moon.
17:40.15Wormy_No infobot, we can't afford to go up there.
17:41.52Vincent20100Deception... :(
18:02.19XhoHachiman: https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10565205_732951056770760_2014025665352764226_n.jpg?oh=1460ec37e2d9336955165ec4702362cd&oe=552255BE&__gda__=1429185748_3751ba4c33d13bd98d8b2a103b1baf30
18:02.29Hachimanolol
18:04.13Wormy_https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUGPQ94T3ng
18:29.17Wormy_http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/earth/11151751/Natural-History-Museums-Wildlife-Photographer-of-the-Year-2014.html
18:32.39Wormy_04
18:33.03Wormy_Optical mineralogy :3
18:38.51Wormy_Lol, I can tell my mother is going deaf.  She calls me for tea, I respond, she doesn't hear me and has the audacity to say I'm going deaf.
18:39.57Wormy_too many punk festivals in her youth probably
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18:41.46BirthdayJackalHello!
18:42.49Wormy_hi
18:45.38Wormy_Ah
18:45.46Wormy_Happy Birthday
18:45.52BirthdayJackalThanks! :D
18:47.27Wormy_http://www.1happybirthday.com/mobile/funny_birthday_lyrics.php
18:48.44BirthdayJackalo lol
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19:08.53MonetHello
19:09.00HachimanHey
19:09.24TekDroidHello
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19:26.24Technobliteratorhttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/MediaWiki:Ipboptions now admins can block without typing the full thing out
19:26.25Technobliterator:o
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19:33.54DrodoEmpireHey, everyone.
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19:44.56XhoOluapPlayer: You still busy
19:45.09OluapPlayerYes
19:45.29Xhoy u do dis
19:50.00OluapPlayerRight I'm available now
19:50.37Xhoying
19:51.01XhoHachiman: Do you want to do some Shroud of Sauce
19:51.24HachimanAye
19:51.36XhoImperios: ^^
19:51.42XhoNot the cute face either
19:51.47XhoI mean message above
19:51.50Imperiosrite
19:51.53ImperiosI'll watch mostly
19:51.59Xho#ShroudoftheSauce
19:52.10OluapPlayery no cute face
19:52.19Xhocuz fuk ur bich
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19:58.40Xhohttp://img-9gag-ftw.9cache.com/photo/ax2eLqp_700b.jpg 1995
20:25.26DrodoEmpirelol
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20:31.00The_RandomnessHello everyone
20:44.59MonetListening to Danger DOlan's "top five WoW raids" video, what fictionverse locations would make good raid locations?
20:45.48MonetApart from Inferno because obviously it would be an impressive location for raiding with tons of potential for bosses and loot.
20:46.13XhoHm
20:47.42MonetWormulon's palace-ship maybe?
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20:49.40The_RandomnessHello
20:50.28MonetHello
20:52.11MonetAlthough maybe it would help to brainstorm what locations would fit certain raid criteria
20:52.25The_RandomnessYeah
20:52.46XhoI don't really know what a raid is tbh
20:52.55MonetAh
20:53.55MonetIn games like WoW, a raid is a dungeon campaign. You'd get together with nine to 24 other people to work though a huge-scale dungeon with bosses that might require small armies to take down
20:54.17MonetThe criteria I can think of are: Rich lore to the place, a feeling of an epic location (so interesting aesthetic), interesting and challenging bosses and good loot opportunities.
20:54.30Alkahest<PROTECTED>
20:54.50MonetAnd innovative scenarios.
20:57.23ImperiosMonet: Fictionverse or fantasyverse?
20:57.47MonetFictionverse
20:59.20XhoNot as easy with the Fictionverse
21:00.46Wormy_Remember Cathemera?
21:01.38Wormy_Orbits a pulsar jovian bigger than its native sun and has a mined out core with facilities going all the way through and an ancient relic.
21:02.05Wormy_Pretty eccentic environment
21:02.11Wormy_*eccentic
21:02.36MonetLet's keep it open and consider all possible candidate locations
21:03.31MonetLike I suggested Wormulon's palace-ship; The final boss would be Wormulus but I imagine we could also have the warlords of the DCP as boss fights
21:04.18XhoWell I guess the other Chaos Planes would be a good raid location
21:05.20MonetWhat about the palace of the emperor on Paclernos?
21:05.28MonetCould that work at all?
21:05.38XhoThe underground levels could
21:06.35Wormy_Cathemera was crammed with (was it Grox?), and you'd becoming increasingly weightless towards its centre (likelt that meant the moon was engineered somewhat into a more perfect sphere)
21:06.37MonetMaybe ascending the tower to fight Kitoruka; there's potential to fight against demonic lieutenants
21:07.21ImperiosMonet: Hmmm
21:07.22ImperiosCathemera
21:07.34ImperiosThe final attack on Regnatus
21:07.43Imperios*Mirras
21:07.50XhoThat would be the Andromedan palace perhaps
21:08.00XhoPaclernos is under the Remnant's control currently
21:08.04ImperiosRed Snake Rising but I don't see the way random heroes would be drawn to it
21:08.09Wormy_I very much enjoyed the Cathemera story
21:08.18XhoNocturnia would be another one
21:08.29XhoThough that's technically a gate-world to Erebus
21:08.37MonetImperios: Volkarus' flagship maybe.
21:09.03Wormy_Some sort of monstrous astro-engineering project in hyperspace might be another exotic location#
21:09.08MonetAndromedan palace yeah. Due to Kitoruka's power maybe he filled the interior with alien geometries?
21:09.18XhoMaybe
21:09.19ImperiosThere's also the "green Jesus" problem
21:09.31ImperiosGame design-wise the players should be important
21:09.32The_RandomnessGreen Jesus?
21:09.59MonetCathamera might have a problem in the form of it's mostly all tunnels.
21:10.03Wormy_What in blazes in a Green Jesus?
21:10.16ImperiosWormy_: Basically a World of Warcraft meme
21:11.46ImperiosIn WoW there is a prominent NPC named Thrall who is involved in multiple raids and often gets the credit for the players' victories
21:11.55Xhowat a dik
21:12.04Wormy_huh
21:12.07ImperiosStoryline-wise he is pivotal to the story
21:12.10ImperiosSo it goes like that
21:12.13Wormy_http://wow.joystiq.com/tag/green-jesus/
21:12.16MonetI used to like Thrall but now...he's getting a little sue-ish
21:13.06ImperiosFor example, in Dragon Soul, the players land on a huge dragon and weaken his armour so that Thrall could attack him with his artifact weapon
21:13.51ImperiosAfter that, the dragon falls into the ocean, where we finish him off until at 5% HP or something Thrall blasts him with his weapon again, this time killing him
21:14.08MonetIt's not fun to have you and your friends do stuff like fight on the back on the god of reath only for a plot-relevant NPC to be the one to kill him
21:14.20Monetdeath*
21:14.52Wormy_Yeah, he is stealing the show.
21:15.08OluapPlayerWell the best solution would be not linking an NPC to the fight and have the players be given the credit
21:15.26ImperiosOr for example when we fight the orc leader Thrall comes in and has a speech, which results in Thrall getting smacked to unconsciousness - until we finally kill the orc leader, at which point Thrall returns and delivers a powerful speech about how he disappointed him etc
21:15.29ImperiosAnd tries to finish him
21:15.53ImperiosThrall himself is an orc and he is sort of the spiritual leader of his race, hence "Green Jesus"
21:15.54MonetMost conevenient rousing ot consciousness. Ever
21:16.18Wormy_I'm laughing at this funny thing from WoW
21:16.27ImperiosAaand in WoD
21:16.30ImperiosActually wait Monet
21:16.33ImperiosDid you finish Nagrand yet
21:16.34OluapPlayerWoW in general butchered Warcraft
21:16.55MonetImperios: WoD Nagrand?
21:17.00ImperiosÍô
21:17.01MonetIf that then no
21:17.01ImperiosYa
21:17.19XhoI was over at my friends' the other night
21:17.32XhoWhat I've learnt is that you DON'T disturb WoW players during a raid
21:17.38XhoYou will be destroyed
21:18.39ImperiosOh rite, won't spoil it for you then
21:18.44MonetRed Snake Rising hmm...there is Tyraz and canonically he was the one who killed Volkarus after a drawn-out battle. And the story makes it clear he blitzed though the dreadnought on his own. The heroes could be part of the boarding party to take over the ship, with one section having the heroes escaping from being devoured by Volkarus' tentacles.
21:19.37Wormy_Xho:  I wouldn't want to be around if the connection went.
21:19.43MonetWhen I did Halls of Reflection there was a section that involved you running from Arthas while Jaina smashed though icewalls while the heroes fought off an army of undead
21:19.52MonetMy heart was racing when I first did that
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21:23.58MonetSo maybe picture this: Your team defeats a boss, then tentacles bust out of the walls, grabbing NPCs. The group's task would then be to escape an advancing mass of shadow while blast doors close in front of them that they have to break open
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21:34.10MonetImperios: I was a bit dissapointe with Moshu'Gun palace.
21:34.28ImperiosMoshu'Gun? You mean Oshu'gun?
21:34.31ImperiosOr Mogu'shan?
21:34.33MonetYeah
21:34.41MonetMogu'Shan
21:35.05ImperiosI left during Cata so I do not know much about it hur
21:35.09MonetGreat atmosphere, plenty of potential of variety and exploration...and I can clear it in 10 minutes
21:35.19ImperiosPanda had easy dungeons I believe
21:36.46MonetI did love the brewery
21:38.02MonetLike how the first section requires you to kill 40 Hozen - which you can do i nthe final room by rolling giant beer kegs at them like timber logs on a river
21:38.35MonetAnd when you kil lthe boss the surviving Hozen gather around you, declare you the new Ook and dance in celebration
21:40.25MonetStormstout Brewery was still short, but it was entertaining though its comedy
21:40.41MonetLike being populated by drunk ghosts and "ale-ementals"
21:41.51ImperiosThat's what I kinda did not like about Pandaria
21:41.56ImperiosMost of its denizen look rather silly
21:42.08ImperiosThey'd fit perfectly in Wildstar
21:42.11ImperiosWoW, probably not
21:43.16MonetI did find the Mogu voices in Mogu'shan potentially comically insensetive.
21:43.32OluapPlayerXho: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCFBDHIzqcE1ZcHEM1Y9DmFQ you should watch this guy's videos if you haven't ready
21:44.11OluapPlayeralready*
21:45.41XhoI have done in the past
21:45.59OluapPlayerHe's one of my favorite Gmodders for sure
21:46.46XhoVery DasBoSchitt-esque I think
21:47.12MonetImperios: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QTvGxzd6WE
21:47.49Monethttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6QFNpr23Qc
21:51.25DrodoEmpirehttps://scontent-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/10624733_10152724096092095_5997235448924214654_n.jpg?oh=91ef1113c42d50bab239ba27c72c8e74&oe=55462EB7
21:56.55Hachimanhur
21:59.19XhoHachiman: U MISSED IT ALL
21:59.32Hachimanfug
22:06.00Xho<PROTECTED>
22:19.43OluapPlayerhttp://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20150103221914/spore/images/e/e6/Undine.png naked water lady
22:20.43XhoPelagrios - well
22:22.01OluapPlayerBy water lady I mean she's literally made of water
22:22.23The_RandomnessSo she's kind of like a water elemental?
22:22.29OluapPlayerYes
22:22.35OluapPlayerUndine are water elementals in mythology
22:22.55XhoPelagrios - still
22:22.57The_Randomnessorite
22:23.06HachimanCould you still insert weiner
22:23.07The_RandomnessForgot about that
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22:23.15The_Randomnesslol Hachi
22:23.23The_RandomnessI was waiting for you to say that
22:23.36XhoPelagrios - we can try, we can try
22:23.38The_RandomnessHello drom
22:23.44odellHello Random.
22:37.37odellI feel empty.
22:40.18XhoHave some food the
22:40.19Xhothen
22:44.55odellemotionally.
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22:49.19Wormy_Hi
22:53.01XhoSo according to Wikipedia, when Jesus was born, Mary was roughly between 11 - 16 years old and Joseph was between 83 - 88 years old
22:53.08Xho#1stcenturylogic
22:54.35HachimanBut Joseph was not the one who fucked Mary was he
22:54.47MonetSo...Mary's childbirth was a teen pregnancy?
22:54.57HachimanYeah it was
22:55.00HachimanShe was a virgin
22:55.07HachimanWhich implies she was young
22:55.10XhoI guess that would have been common in 1st century AD
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22:55.35MonetHachiman: Yeah but not neccessarily under 16
22:55.40XhoNot virginal conception of course
22:58.16MonetThis has given me a rather blasphemous image of Mary in a tracksuit
22:58.37MonetI am terrible.
22:58.51OluapPlayerhttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Creature:Undine this page is started
22:58.56XhoI think being a scientific wiki we're not gonna strike you down for it
22:59.52XhoNot unless anyone here thinks the world began in 4004 BC and masturbating makes Jesus cry
23:00.21XhoOluapPlayer: so why undine soulless
23:00.22Wormy_You don't?
23:00.40OluapPlayerbecause they tried to troll Mortium but got out-trolled
23:00.44XhoWormy_: Oh god here we go
23:01.05Wormy_brings Jesus on your ass
23:01.22Xho"IT'S JESUS TIME" *gets flogged with roman whip*
23:01.24Wormy_Actually, sorry
23:01.38Wormy_I didn't realise how wrong that sounded
23:01.55XhoI know what you meant, still not quite right though
23:04.22OluapPlayerXho: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPpaWJqZaOQ
23:04.27Hachiman>Brings Jesus on your ass  >Worse Mexican prison visit ever
23:05.00Xhojésus
23:05.11Wormy_lol
23:05.59XhoOluapPlayer: "I COME BACK FROM THE CRAP"
23:06.09OluapPlayerMAAAAAHHHDAAAAAHC
23:06.39XhoOh god I have headphones on as well
23:06.41XhoThat endng
23:06.43Xhoending
23:07.07OluapPlayerhoh
23:07.47Monethttp://spacer176.deviantart.com/art/Proud-Ancients-504241998 I linked this before.
23:08.02MonetNow contemplating putting it somewhere o nthe wiki
23:20.09The_Randomnessmfw I read all this after leaving the IRC minimized for a while
23:23.24XhoI should really upload that Shadow Elemental I made for the Black Wave
23:23.34XhoSlight spoiler there
23:24.28OluapPlayershreod
23:24.31OluapPlayershrekd even
23:27.03Xhohttp://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20150103232652/spore/images/a/a9/ShadowedMan.png There we go
23:27.32OluapPlayerI get reminded of the chupacabra
23:28.10HachimanAye so do I
23:28.54XhoWell they are small and generally quite manic
23:28.55OluapPlayerSo are we consider the Undine as being the official Water Elementals?
23:29.14HachimanCannot see why not
23:29.29HachimanElementals come in all forms of intelligence from what it appears
23:29.53XhoCan do
23:30.08XhoI suppose the Undine are among the most intelligent elementals altogether
23:30.22ImpyDroidOluapPlayer: Good more all-sexy-female species hur
23:30.29XhoMost elementals we've made are generally more like intelligent animals
23:31.27OluapPlayerI'll say they had ancestors who were more like usual elementals and only became the Undine we know in the last 10,000 years
23:45.58ImpyDroidSo basically watermonkeys
23:47.01HachimanSo I am looking at videos of ant documentaries
23:47.12HachimanThese provide great inspiration for fiction
23:52.38OluapPlayerhttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Creature:Undine page is done
23:54.47Xho"Being water elementals, the Undine are naturally proficient hydromancers." I read that as pyromancers
23:55.57OluapPlayerlrn2reed
23:56.16HachimanSweet
23:56.28HachimanI can imagine many rogue Undine being hired as assassins
23:56.32HachimanOr spies
23:57.00HachimanOverall very good page and I cannot wait to see what characters you have in mind for them
23:57.51OluapPlayerquotos

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