IRC log for #sporewiki on 20140808

00:00.08AngrybirdsYES
00:00.15AngrybirdsSO MUCH YES
00:00.21DrodoEmpire^
00:00.30TekDroidYES.
00:00.34DrodoEmpireSo fun fact: The Korean societal elite for many years hated Hangul; The current alphabet used in Korea. Giving it names like "writing you can learn within a morning", and "children's script"
00:00.46TekDroidI won't sleep much tonight.
00:01.54TekDroidHm... how big can I make the Katar map before I risk crashing GIMP...
00:02.00TekDroid>.>
00:02.55Technobliteratoryou can split it into multiple different ones for each sector?
00:03.25DrodoEmpireThat's possible; Though having one united "world map" would be a good start before moving on to smaller-scales.
00:03.31TekDroidI still need a unified background.
00:05.27TekDroidYep, no sleep tonight. XD
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00:08.26Monet_Hello
00:08.40TekDroidHello.
00:08.51TekDroidTechno added a new feature!
00:09.07TekDroidWe now have interactive maps!
00:09.55Technobliteratormonet's already been made aware of this
00:10.03TekDroidOh. XD
00:11.21DrodoEmpireHey
00:11.27TekDroidHello
00:14.03Monet_Oh I ca nsee the usefulness of this...
00:14.07Monet_Much usefulness
00:14.32TekDroidFor once my fictional cartography feels validated. XD
00:15.19HachimanUgh whenever I see a discussion about Narnia, there has to be at least ten fuckwits who go "hurr durr aslan is jesuz its all christianism pls accept big j as ur savur"
00:15.38TekDroidlol
00:15.39Technobliteratorhave any of you worked out how to add maps to pages
00:16.16AngrybirdsMe!
00:16.24Angrybirdshttp://community.wikia.com/wiki/Help%3AWikia_Maps#Embedding_your_map
00:16.34TekDroidI probably could figure it out once I get back on PC.
00:17.43Monet_I was about to suggest {{Special:Maps/[map number]}}
00:17.44morgothBotPyMonet_ meant: http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Template:Special:Maps/[map_number]
00:18.00Hachimanhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XacLk1XUZCo What the fuck is this, a battle of attrition?
00:19.28Monet_Looks li a pitched battle to me
00:19.32TekDroidbrb again
00:19.38Monet_Except the attackers gngaf about formations
00:19.44Monet_cngaf*
00:20.11DrodoEmpireWords cannot describe how much I hate movie tactics. >.<
00:20.26DrodoEmpireSomething tells me I won't like this video. XD
00:20.32HachimanThe orbital bombardment was cool, well done. Why doesn't the enemy try flanking?
00:20.37Monet_Beastman General - Orders my lady?  |  White Queen - Leave no survivors.   |  BGeneral - Okay. EVERYONE CHARGE TO KILL AS MANY AS YOU CAN
00:20.45Monet_I wouldn't cal lthat orbital
00:20.54HachimanAlright aerial
00:21.07HachimanDunno why I said orbitak
00:21.12Hachiman(prbital
00:21.12Monet_Yeah, it looks like a reflection of the aerial combat oing on back home
00:21.12DrodoEmpire"Numbers do not win a battle" - Wow... Just wow.
00:21.14HachimanFuck sake
00:21.28DrodoEmpireWhile they aren't the sole factor; They're quite an advantage. :P
00:21.52Monet_DrodoEmpire: Well, Peter does repsond with "no...but I bet they help"
00:21.55DrodoEmpireAh
00:22.01DrodoEmpireI paused before that. :P
00:22.10HachimanI wonder how the White Witch managed to ever sieze Narnia with such horrendous tactics on her part
00:22.51Monet_It helpes that Aslan sodded off for a bit and she froze the whole country over
00:23.55Monet_So all the Narnians had to fend for themselves
00:24.08Monet_At least the wolves used squad tactics
00:24.13DrodoEmpireA human wave? Really?
00:24.15DrodoEmpireUgh...
00:24.16DrodoEmpire:P
00:24.36TekDroidPerhaps Narnia didn't have much of an army before she came in.
00:25.14HachimanI like how the enemies chased after the defenders without even thinking that they'd get ambushed
00:25.20Monet_ALso the dwarf archers are running withi nthe same mass as the melee infantry
00:25.27Monet_wat da hell
00:25.44DrodoEmpireYeah, that's just painful to see. :P
00:26.02DrodoEmpireBetter hope they can do double duty or they're screwed.
00:26.05AngrybirdsI also find it weird how peter's brother draws his sword when he's all the way on a cliff.
00:26.39Monet_DrodoEmpire: Does it matter the archers are 1/3 the size of the rest of the soldiers?
00:26.52DrodoEmpireThat's true too. XD
00:27.49HachimanWhy is nobody shooting arrows at the fucking WHITE WITCH SHE'S RIGHT IN THE OPEN
00:28.24Technobliteratorm-muh childhood
00:28.26Monet_Also regarding the calvalry charge...the good guys are in a formation, the the bad guys aren't.
00:28.28TechnobliteratorI loved Narnia :(
00:29.03AngrybirdsNarnia probably hasn't seen organized warfare in a hundred years. No matter these guys are all rusty. xD
00:29.10AngrybirdsNo wonder*
00:29.22TechnobliteratorHachimanUgh whenever I see a discussion about Narnia, there has to be at least ten fuckwits who go "hurr durr aslan is jesuz its all christianism pls accept big j as ur savur"
00:29.24Technobliteratoreh
00:29.46Technobliteratorit was based on bibilic mythology, it's not a message saying anyone should worship the bible
00:29.54Technobliteratorpeople are just dumb
00:29.59HachimanAye exactly
00:30.10Monet_I do see a hint of "end of days" going on.
00:30.16Technobliteratorlots of stories are based on Greek Mythology
00:30.22Technobliteratorare they saying we should worship zeus
00:30.28Monet_A long period of cold and misery, then Jesus comes along to save us all.
00:30.28AngrybirdsThat phenix didn't do anything. xD
00:31.32Monet_ALso all those archers on the hill....and only one of them fired anything
00:33.06Monet_OKay they did fire...as al lthe baddies charged into the canyon
00:33.08HachimanWhy is everyone praising Aslan if he did fuck all
00:33.23Monet_He did bring reinforcements...
00:34.03HachimanUnder-equipped and unarmoured folk are hardly reinforcements
00:34.06HachimanMore like cannon fodder
00:34.17Wormy"hey, look, it peed on the floor. BAD ROBOT! BAD!!!"  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CihMimZc3Ac
00:34.25Monet_Aslan - Yeah I didn't thin kthat through...
00:34.56Monet_No wonder the Telmarines i nthe sequal kicked Narnian arse.
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00:36.32Monet_Hello
00:36.50HachimanIf the Queen wasn't asking to lose the battle, why did she not organize her infantry, why did she not stay at the back like a competent leader rather than get herself exposed, why are her soldiers disengaging to fight people 1 v 1
00:36.54Hachiman*Witch
00:37.12HachimanAnd who the fuck thought that lighting grass on fire would stop anyone
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00:37.55HachimanFire the Phoenix -> Have it aim for the White Witch -> Boom, battle finished, enemies disengage, break off and scatter
00:38.01AngrybirdsTybusen:
00:38.02Monet_Well, it could have worked a little better if the enemy didn't have a master of ice magic leading them
00:38.07DrodoEmpireYeah, she could have easily repelled that ridiculous cavalry charge by keeping her infantry in tight file, and maybe arming them with something like pikes or anti-cav weapons.
00:38.12TybusenHello
00:38.12DrodoEmpireOr encirclement.
00:38.15Angrybirds[[Special:Maps/1770]]
00:38.15morgothBotPyAngrybirds meant: http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Maps/1770
00:38.23TybusenHachiman: SnK Chapter 60 is out
00:38.30HachimanI'll read it later
00:38.48Monet_Okay heres a compromise...Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe was a decent film, so long as one leaves out al lthe "Alsan has an army to fight off the White Witch" stuff
00:38.49Tybusenhttp://imgur.com/a/emW58 Link to the fan scanlation if you need it
00:38.59DrodoEmpireJust let them attack the centre, once the charge has stopped and they're engaged, swing around the wings to completely surround and destroy them.
00:39.06TybusenAngrybirds: I'm liking this new maps feature
00:39.26HachimanIn the meantime, because of that vid I feel somewhat tempted to work on a faction consisting of fauns
00:39.33HachimanBecause fauns just look adorable
00:39.46HachimanThey remind me of Tau and Tau are <3
00:39.55Monet_Weeaboo.
00:39.59DrodoEmpirehur
00:40.23HachimanThey're not gonna be samurai fauns, calm down hur
00:40.41Monet_You want a race of faun people who fight FOR THE GREATER GOOD lol
00:40.44HachimanAs awesome as that would be, I already have one suitably weaboo faction in the Fantasyverse
00:42.00HachimanI'd love to see a movie that follows actual, legitimate tactics in battles, but then I have a guilty pleasure for big dumb robots punching the fuck out of one another as well hur
00:42.46HachimanAlthough I do praise how the humans in Transformers 3 actually did something smart and used snipers to deprive Decepticons of their eyesight before going in for the big finale
00:42.53TekDroidThere's movies based off historical battkes that probably get it right. :P
00:43.59DrodoEmpireYeah.
00:44.15DrodoEmpireI know there's one movie, I think its called the Battle of Waterloo which is quite accurate.
00:44.26Monet_I like how the beach battle inEdge of Tomorrow is portrayed to be as suicidal as the whole planned strategy was.
00:44.36DrodoEmpireI know I watched it a little while back
00:44.45HachimanI haven't seen Edge of Tomorrow yet
00:44.55HachimanIt looks like it follows movie combat logic though
00:45.55Monet_Hundreds of powered armoured men, soldiers are dropped via a combination of landing boats and tiltrotors (in an AA covered zone), no tank support, no quick-set-up emplacements
00:46.11TechnobliteratorHachimanThey remind me of Tau and Tau are <3
00:46.12AngrybirdsHachiman : You'd love Code Geass, then. It has actual tactics and strategy, but also huge robots punching at each other. Plus, it's anime.
00:46.14Technobliteratoryussss.
00:46.27Monet_At least one of the soldiers was aware how batshit the plan was and landed stark naked aside from his power armour with a teddy bear duct-taped to the front.
00:47.22Hachimanohgod what the fuck
00:47.31HachimanAngrybirds: I should give it a try in that case
00:48.05HachimanMonet_: So does Edge of Tomorrow actually play on the stereotypical Hollywood movie battle tactics?
00:48.35Monet_Hachiman: Yeah. And the main character, upon arriving, is completely aware how fucking stupid the plan was.
00:48.53HachimanFeels like a movie I'll like in that case if it actually plays with that idea
00:49.51Monet_Also I won't spoil too much what the baddies are but what I wil lsay is it's not a cookie-cutter enemy.
00:50.07HachimanInteresting, I gotta see this
00:50.14HachimanIs it still in theatres? And what age?
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00:51.26WormyGrow a beard if you can
00:51.55WormyI never get asked for ID even at pubs at night and festivals if I have a beard
00:52.10Wormyeven when all my friends get asked, some older
00:52.21Monet_I tthink the screening period has passed but its a 12A
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00:52.30Monet_It came out in May
00:53.19WormyI can grow a proper beard
00:53.50Monet_I have a mosutache
00:54.08WormyI had a moustache at age 12/13
00:54.30HachimanWell, I also have a mustache, and metal hair hur
00:54.41HachimanAnd a bit of a beard
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00:55.39WormyThe only problem with a beard is the fear that you could swallow some with your sandwich
00:57.07TekAwayNow then, time to make big Katar map. :D
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00:57.31Wormyhi
00:57.32DrodoEmpirehey
00:57.43TekAwayHey GD12
00:57.51GD12hi
00:57.59GD12lookie http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140808005712/spore/images/2/25/WarhammerClassSiegeTankPortrait.png
00:58.45Hachiman"Warhammer Class"
00:58.48GD12Dominatus Heavy Vehicle - Siege Tank
00:58.48GD12aye
00:58.53GD12intentional reference
00:59.00Wormyin my twitter sauggestions https://twitter.com/hashtag/FeministsAreUgly?src=tren
00:59.44Monet_Given that we're using a google maps lie feature, may I suggest the use of extra-large maps?
00:59.46TybusenTechnobliterator: Is it possible you could provide a quick link to the Maps page on one of the sidebars or something?
01:00.03Technobliteratorsidebars?
01:00.45TybusenWell, I use sidebar out of habit to describe the tabs that are always at the top of the Wiki
01:01.20Technobliteratortopbar, you mean?
01:01.21GD12All in all the tank was double over the complexity meter, so I had to match two seperate parts of it up
01:01.24TybusenYeah, topbar
01:01.26Technobliteratoradded anyway, under "More"
01:01.33TybusenAlright thanks :U
01:02.25GD12brb switching to mac
01:09.27TekAwayI'm just realizing my Farengeto maps are bigger than the actual Katar map right now. XD
01:09.42HachimanOh, another thing to add to that list of things wrong with the Narnia climax battle. Witch isn't wearing ANY armour, just a dress. And instead of that kid opting to slash that bitch when he had the chance when she missed him, he just breaks her weapon.
01:09.50HachimanFuck all that did
01:10.05TekAwayyep
01:10.09Monet_Isn't the white witch some kind of ancient goddess-being-thing?
01:10.15TekAwayyeah.
01:10.23HachimanShe's an otherworldly entity
01:10.34HachimanBut she still obeys mortality because she ends up dying
01:10.51Monet_By Aslan or something else? I can't remember
01:10.54HachimanAslan
01:11.10TekDroidActually I think according to the prequel she actually is from another world. Thinks she destroyed that one too.
01:11.14Monet_Maybe she can't be indured by anything other than an otherworldly being?
01:11.57HachimanMaybe, but I'm willing to bet that she coudl
01:11.59Hachiman*could
01:12.00Monet_Hence "fuck armour I'm going to wear a dress made with lion Jesus' hair"
01:12.13WormyI can't remember, did the movie depict the red sun
01:12.49Wormyi read in the book the sun turned red and cold
01:13.09Wormyso she must be a cosmic being
01:13.31HachimanShe'd had to have been immune to otherwise mortal injuries if she fights with such a crappy sword style and doesn't even wear armour, just a dress that can get in the way
01:13.55Monet_Wormy: I don't tihnk the film paid any attention to the sun
01:15.13WormyI might be mixing Narnia with http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Snow_Queen
01:15.58HachimanWhy did the White Witch even bother showing up, the way she organized her army was destined to backfire on her, she should've just sent some other incompetent mook in her place, it would have had the same effect
01:16.00Monet_After the queen died Aslan sped up time ...for some reason, and we go straight to the coronation at Cair Paravel
01:17.15AngrybirdsThis is what a map looks embedded in a page: http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:France#Territory
01:17.18AngrybirdsVery cool!
01:17.41AngrybirdsI filled out most of the descriptions of French planets. Please take a look and tell me what you think! ^.^
01:18.20Monet_I'll ahve a look tomorrow because I need to get to bed but tomorrow I SHALL make a map for Andromeda!
01:18.31HachimanThat might actually be a good way to organize a map for Koldenwelt
01:18.42Angrybirds^
01:18.44Monet_This is just too amazing a tool
01:19.40AngrybirdsIKR?!
01:20.07TekDroidI'm currently doubling the dimensions of the Katar map and expanding borders for 2802, then I'll make a map on tge wiki.
01:21.51Hachimanhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTjs5eo4BfI In other news, this is a cool duel
01:22.01HachimanMimics how polar bears fight quite well
01:22.56WormyThe witch in the film looked like that crazy woman I told you about
01:23.17Hachimanolol
01:23.54Wormywho liked to ring necks, satab and slap people with plancks of wood
01:25.09OluapPlayerWhat's this Map tool
01:25.13OluapPlayerLooks pretty useful
01:25.59WormyI liked Golden Compass
01:26.03DrodoEmpireIts basically a thing where you put pins on a map (cities, notable battles, etc.) and can embed them into pages.
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01:26.10Wormyhi
01:26.14GD12hi
01:26.15OluapPlayerOoooh
01:26.18DrodoEmpireThere's a message on your wall explaining it further, I believe.
01:26.21OluapPlayerI'm definitely gonna try this out
01:26.27DrodoEmpireCool
01:26.50OluapPlayerI get reminded of the Notable Locations fantasyverse map
01:26.56OluapPlayerI feel ike this would fit like a glove
01:27.00HachimanAye definitely
01:27.16HachimanWormy: I remember seeing the film with my first girlfriend, she really enjoyed it, I loved it because of the polar bear battle
01:27.40WormyThat polar bear vs Aslan
01:27.57TechnobliteratorOluapPlayer, I posted on your talk page
01:27.59Technobliteratornot sure if you got it
01:28.01WormyHm, I watched a really good fantasy film about witches
01:28.03HachimanConsidering that Iorek actually wears some form of armour and is a fucking POLAR BEAR he'd win
01:28.20HachimanI don't care if Aslan is Jesus or not, polar bears just win hur
01:28.37TechnobliteratorI WILL NEVER CALL THEM MESSAGE WALLS
01:28.39TechnobliteratorNEVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER
01:28.41OluapPlayerdumba
01:28.47Technobliteratorya dad
01:28.59OluapPlayerThat Void Chronosphere looks snazzy
01:29.05TechnobliteratorI agree
01:29.09Technobliteratorlooks fucking awesome
01:31.55OluapPlayerSteam also looks different
01:32.02OluapPlayerLooks more modern-y
01:33.11WormyI loved this series when I was younger http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chronicles_of_Ancient_Darkness
01:33.57Technobliteratorgod, Valve are working so hard lately
01:34.09Technobliteratorsteam updates, Source 2, TI4...
01:34.12Wormyand http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Power_of_Five
01:34.19TechnobliteratorI've genuinely not seen them do this much
01:34.21Technobliteratorever
01:34.57Wormybye
01:35.39HachimanThis is why you should praise Gaben
01:35.56TechnobliteratorI don't need to be told why I should praise Gaben :D
01:36.16OluapPlayerThe Gabeard has no brakes
01:37.15Technobliteratoroh, and they have also technically finished Techies
01:37.17Technobliteratordunno if you saw that
01:37.30Technobliteratoryes, I never thought I'd see the day
01:38.16OluapPlayerI did
01:38.33OluapPlayerI'm surprised they're being released before all the others
01:38.44OluapPlayerI always imagined them being the last
01:39.00Technobliteratormhm, me too
01:39.14Technobliteratorbut I think it'll be a multi hero patch at the end of this august
01:39.28OluapPlayerOk so
01:39.29OluapPlayerMaps
01:39.34Technobliteratoryep, maps
01:39.35OluapPlayerhow do I make dese
01:39.41Technobliterator[[Special:Maps]]
01:39.41morgothBotPyTechnobliterator meant: http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Maps
01:39.45Technobliteratorlike I linked in your talk page
01:39.51Technobliteratortop right is an option to create
01:40.13TechnobliteratorYou just add stuff to an already existing image
01:41.34OluapPlayerrite I'll try it out
01:41.51Technobliteratorit's fun and ez to do
01:42.06Technobliteratordo you want to do it for Borealis or shall I?
01:42.29OluapPlayerI'm not doing Borealis yet
01:42.37OluapPlayerBut you can start it I guess
01:44.59OluapPlayerPin category
01:45.01OluapPlayerfuk
01:45.03OluapPlayerhelp hur
01:45.06Technobliteratorit's easy
01:45.11Technobliteratorjust make something like "Empire"
01:45.19Technobliteratorand then add "Empire" pin categories everywhere
01:48.56OluapPlayerI'm gonna need better-looking pins
01:50.54HachimanIs there a proper term for a fishing boat?
01:51.05Technobliteratoryes
01:51.07Technobliteratorfishing boat
01:51.12Angrybirds^
01:51.20Hachimanrite
01:51.30Technobliteratoror fishing vessel
01:51.32OluapPlayerhur
02:03.59Hachimanhttp://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii259/Aruberikku/Korean%20War/Turtleship.jpg I'm tempted to give some Naval Guilds ships that function similar to this
02:04.08HachimanMinus cannons because I dunno if Lagosi use cannons
02:05.07DrodoEmpireAh, the good ol' turtleship
02:05.24DrodoEmpireWell Hachi, the Halifaxians could trade gunpowder. :P
02:05.31DrodoEmpireIf you want.
02:05.40HachimanHalifaxians and Lagosi aren't anywhere near one another though
02:05.44DrodoEmpireThis of course depends on where-
02:05.46DrodoEmpireAh, alright
02:06.02HachimanLagosi are like just on the edge of known Koldenwelt
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02:06.48DrodoEmpireAh, okay
02:07.04DrodoEmpireThough, if they're an island nation this mitigates the distance issue
02:09.13HachimanThey're an island nation but severely reclusive
02:09.20DrodoEmpireAlright
02:09.56DrodoEmpireSo even if the Halifaxians arrive, there offers would likely be rejected, if not violently repelled.
02:10.22HachimanPretty much
02:10.36DrodoEmpireOkay
02:11.15HachimanPlus Lagosi are all "muh culture" and would fear that the innovation of gunpowder would heavily affect their society
02:11.39DrodoEmpirePretty reasonable concern; Look at the samurai.
02:11.42DrodoEmpire:P
02:11.47HachimanAye exactly
02:12.10DrodoEmpireAfter gunpowder, especially Gatling guns and Minie rifles (rifled muskets) in the 1800's destroyed there status as warriors
02:12.14OluapPlayerWell I've done this
02:12.17OluapPlayerIt works nicely
02:12.21HachimanAww yiss
02:13.53HachimanDrodoEmpire: One thing that always got to me is that in movies and in other media, Samurai are nearly always depicted... without shields
02:14.12DrodoEmpireI always thought they rarely if ever used them
02:14.25DrodoEmpireDid they?
02:14.30HachimanI'm really not sure
02:14.37HachimanThey were primarily ranged combatants
02:14.52DrodoEmpireTrue
02:14.59HachimanThat and the armour they wore was packing in defensive capability anyway and probably weighed a bit
02:15.29DrodoEmpireIt was lighter than european examples, though good at blocking arrows and the like
02:15.36HachimanAye
02:15.37HachimanI guess the addition of a shield would have made maneuverability and balance more difficult for them
02:16.02DrodoEmpireI think the samurai mostly used there katanas as there defence; East asian combat styles tend to be lightning-fast; A shield may have been a burden.
02:16.13HachimanAye exactly
02:16.20HachimanKatanas are sidearms
02:16.27DrodoEmpireYeah, weapons anyway
02:16.31DrodoEmpireSorry. >.<
02:16.43OluapPlayerhttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Maps/1776 not much else to add
02:16.44DrodoEmpireYari, naginata, katana, nodachi, whichever
02:17.05HachimanWell no, your traditional katana as cultists see it are actually sidearms
02:17.30DrodoEmpireYeah
02:17.36HachimanOluapPlayer: Oh sweet that works really well
02:18.02DrodoEmpireOluap: Perhaps we should do this or overlay this with the Political map>?
02:18.04DrodoEmpire*?
02:18.23TechnobliteratorHAHAHAHAHA
02:18.26Technobliteratorokay so
02:18.31DrodoEmpireHm?
02:18.53Technobliteratorsomeone just commented on justin bieber being punched in the face by some other geezer who is apparently notorious for being a pussy
02:19.08OluapPlayerDo this with the Political map, yes
02:19.13OluapPlayerBut they should stay separated
02:19.23OluapPlayerfor the sake of not clogging it up with pins
02:19.24Technobliteratorthe comment: "World's biggest pussy got beaten up by world's second biggest pussy. I haven't seen pussies collide like this since the last time I watched lesbian porn."
02:19.35OluapPlayerolol
02:20.02TekDroidI should probably ask, is it possible to update a map's background image?
02:20.12HachimanTechnobliterator: You mean Orlando Bloom?
02:20.17TechnobliteratorThat'd be him
02:20.30OluapPlayerGonna get dinner brb
02:20.30HachimanApparently Leonardo DiCaprio was cheering Orlando on
02:20.41Technobliteratorhah
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02:21.16DrodoEmpireHey
02:21.25GD12Hello
02:21.52HachimanDrodoEmpire: Yeah you're right, the Samurai were range and speed-oriented combatants so it made sense they didn't use shields, especially when their relatively light armour defended them against arrows pretty well. It just always made me a bit confused up until recently.
02:22.05DrodoEmpireRight
02:22.29DrodoEmpireConsidering there direct neighbours, the Chinese and Koreans used shields it is unusual.
02:22.36DrodoEmpire*thei
02:22.40DrodoEmpire**their
02:23.51TekDroidFor the most part Japan developed in relative isolation, didn't it?
02:23.51GD12hmm most random thought has crossed my mind
02:24.00GD12aye i think
02:24.11Technobliteratormostly
02:24.12HachimanAye pretty much, it was very isolated
02:24.14TechnobliteratorJapan is <3
02:24.18DrodoEmpireNot really; It adopted a lot of Chinese culture and principles at least in its early years.
02:24.21Technobliteratormy favourite country in the world
02:24.32DrodoEmpireAnd it was within spitting distance of Korea
02:24.50DrodoEmpireIt went through periods of isolation, but opened its doors other times.
02:24.50HachimanBut outside of early Chinese influence, it was pretty much on its own
02:25.08TekDroidI did say relative isolation, after all.
02:25.29Technobliteratorit had US influence post-world war 2
02:25.37HachimanIt had US influence pre-WW1
02:25.47GD12aye
02:25.49DrodoEmpireYeah, during the mid-1800's. :P
02:25.54GD12much european influence during the meiji restoration
02:26.00HachimanIt was intervention from the United States that caused the Meiji Restoration
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02:26.22HachimanAnd the official decline of shogun and daimyo and the likes as well as the rehabilitation and execution of samurai
02:26.29GD12Commodore Perry
02:26.56TekDroidWhat I found interesting about Japan recently was how it became one of the few states not to be conquered by Europeans, and turned around to build its own brief empire.
02:27.03DrodoEmpire^
02:27.07HachimanAye
02:27.12GD12Aye
02:27.16TybusenJapan was absolutely determined to not end up like China
02:27.25GD12Only ones I can think of are Japan and Ethiopia
02:27.39HachimanGD12: Difference is that Japan has food
02:27.46TekDroidStill European influence but at a time Europeans owned 90% of the world they were one of the couple of their own.
02:27.47TybusenJapan partially accomplished their goal of not getting conquered like China by conquering some of China
02:27.51GD12ture hur
02:27.55DrodoEmpireIt did what very few nations could; It played off of the Imperialists and turned there own plan basically against them to become an empire.
02:28.04TekDroidYeah.
02:28.09GD12that and they also beat a european power in a straightup war
02:28.15GD12Russo-Japanese war
02:28.18DrodoEmpireYeah, craziest of all. :P
02:28.40GD12and stomped on China a bit when it helped the whities during the supressing of the Boxer rebellion
02:28.47TybusenAlso, the European powers kinda freaked out when Japan won the First Sino-Japanese War
02:29.01GD12aye
02:29.19GD12Japan - u c we has indus3 2
02:29.22DrodoEmpireAnd then there's Ethiopia, which curbstomped Italy using mostly traditional weapons and tactics; With a small core of russian mercenaries and stolen weapons.
02:29.29GD12Japan - All ur technology is ours
02:29.37HachimanA small island empire actually kicking the ass of one of the largest European powers that ended up being crucial in putting an end to Nazi influence throughout the world and the downfall of the Axis
02:29.44GD12aye [19:27] <GD12> Only ones I can think of are Japan and Ethiopia
02:29.50GD12aye i agree
02:29.50DrodoEmpireYeah
02:30.06GD12Japan started the Pacific War in a very stomping manner
02:30.15TybusenJapan was doomed to failure though
02:30.16TekDroidMy two favourite Imperial powers were both island nations. XD
02:30.18GD12Japan - Singapore is the worlds most defended fortress on this hemisphere
02:30.23GD12CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
02:30.33GD12tldr bikes OP
02:30.46TybusenOnce America started cutting off their oil, Japan was between a wall and a hard place
02:30.50HachimanNow you can see why I was inspired by Japan to make Min Lagosi hur
02:31.34GD12aye
02:31.54TybusenI think Turkey also mostly avoided colonization even though the rest of the Ottoman Empire got carved up by Europe
02:32.02TekDroidGotta wonder how things might have turned out differently if Japan wasn't forced to rely on all that foreign oil.
02:32.15GD12#ataturk
02:32.34OluapPlayerok back
02:32.38TekDroidTybusen: Turkey is still technically kinda European though.
02:32.53HachimanYeah, that's Japan's greatest vulnerability really; their island chain isn't resourceful in the slightest, which is why during the Feudal Era they were very conservative with iron and such
02:33.10HachimanOluapPlayer: welcum bak fagit
02:33.27OluapPlayershup u dik worshipper
02:34.37TybusenTekDroid: It's way more Middle Eastern than European
02:35.46GD12Tybusen : I think he was referring to Istanbul/Constantinople
02:35.48GD12hence "technically"
02:35.49TybusenHachiman: I still think that still makes Japan more badass because they created an empire to rival that of the Western empires with their shitastic resources
02:35.58GD12yeah
02:36.04HachimanAye
02:36.06GD12the US and USSR had continents to themselves
02:36.15GD12Germany had a fuckmassive part of central europe
02:36.23TybusenJapan had a chain of islands in the Pacific and Korea
02:36.27GD12france had a big part and some sick colonies
02:36.32GD12and britain had shload of colonies
02:36.54GD12and Japan only got into the whole empire thing once the world was for the most part carved up
02:37.03TybusenBritain practically had the entire Indian sub-continent to themselves
02:37.11TybusenNot to mention all of that Middle Eastern oil
02:37.30GD12can't forget that hur
02:37.43HachimanAlso, Japan founded a fuck-off powerful empire in the span of about just a century, if not less
02:37.46TekDroidBritain owned a quarter of the world at its peak. :P
02:38.05TybusenJapan jumped from feudal agrarian society to industrial power in less than 50 years
02:38.14TekDroidIndeed
02:38.27GD12yeah
02:38.45TybusenThey literally took what took Europe 200 years to accomplish and smashed it down into a quarter of that length
02:39.03OluapPlayerThe weeaboo stench is too strong here
02:39.16Hachimanfuk u
02:39.18TekDroidThough for Japan, Europeans had already ibvented the tech.
02:39.19DrodoEmpireThough to be fair they also had all of that technology available at least to an extent. :P
02:39.37DrodoEmpireSo of course it'd be a shorter time.
02:39.46DrodoEmpireThough it is still quite remarkable
02:39.52TybusenStill, they managed to industrialize an entire country in 50 years
02:39.55GD12aye
02:39.58DrodoEmpireIt very well could have backfired.
02:40.20GD12they could have been as successful as the italians *dripping with sarcasm*
02:40.23HachimanSo in less than a century, Japan went from a feudal, fractured society to an industrialized superpower that defeated the Russians and the Chinese by themselves as well as rivaled the European and American superpowers on fantashit resources due to just a relative nudge from the US in the 1800s
02:40.46DrodoEmpireBasically. XD
02:40.49TybusenYou look at countries still in the process of industrialization like China and India and you realize that Japan accomplished an incredibly difficult feat for any country in only 50 years
02:41.01DrodoEmpireAmazing how the smallest things can alter the course of history.
02:41.18HachimanAnd now they're one of the most innovative nations in the world, one of the most economically thriving, and one of the heads in the entirety of the media industry
02:41.28TybusenAnd that is why America is the greatest nation in the world /brick'd
02:42.38TybusenJapan whooping China's ass isn't as impressive since China was so broken at that time that anyone with industrial-era tech could stop by and take what they wanted from China
02:42.56HachimanTrue but consider the differences in size between Japan and China
02:43.01GD12bbl
02:43.03TybusenI mean, America's foreign policy regarding China was literally called the Open Door Policy
02:43.10HachimanA small island chain conquered an entire country
02:43.16TekDroidThere's no disputing that Japan's fame is well earned.
02:43.46TybusenWell, they didn't conquer all of China, the most that they managed to consolidate was Manchuria
02:44.04TybusenBut they still defeated a nation with vastly superior resources at their disposal, so there's that
02:44.34DrodoEmpireIt was also severely drained and unstable. :P
02:44.47DrodoEmpireBack then, China was in a very rough shape
02:45.10TybusenSometimes you have to feel bad for China because 80% of their history is getting roughed up by foreigners
02:45.20AngrybirdsAt the time, China was basically Beijing.
02:45.51DrodoEmpireQing rule was either on the verge of collapse or already had and had been superseded by warlords, and possessed an obsolete military; It was a turkey-shoot for the Japanese.
02:46.16TybusenIf you're talking about First Sino-Japanese War China, then it was Qing on the verge of collapse
02:46.25DrodoEmpireYeah, I mean both.
02:46.36DrodoEmpireAnd in both cases China was in an extremely rough shape
02:46.42TybusenIf you're talking about WWII China, then it's a China divided up between Chiang Kai-Shek and Mao Zedong
02:47.08DrodoEmpireI know.
02:47.24TybusenAnd literally the only thing holding Chiang and Mao together was the fact that they were both gonna be dead if the Japanese won
02:48.08TybusenJapan did do some ugly things during WWII though
02:48.55TekDroidIndeed.
02:51.10HachimanJapan's been doing ugly things for a long time, even before the WWs
02:51.22HachimanIncluding the invention of tentacle porn :P
02:52.05Hachimanhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Dream_of_the_Fisherman's_Wife As exampled (NSFW)
02:52.23TybusenThat's just the weird side of Japan
02:52.43HachimanJo left to dream of occupi
02:52.48HachimanOctopi*
02:53.49TybusenI can never tell what the state of civil rights is in Japan because one day I'll hear about how the Japanese tolerate homosexuality as long as it's not publicly displayed (like with all forms of affection in Japan)
02:54.12TybusenAnd then the next day I'll hear about how women get raped in broad daylight in Japan in public areas and no one cares
02:54.51TybusenIt's just hard to tell what's going on in any East Asian country in general
02:56.11TybusenLike all I know about China is that they're pretty run-of-the-mill authoritarian that cracks down on journalism and freedom of speech but beyond that I don't know what the state of social issues is like in China
02:57.18TekDroidUploading v1 of the new Katar map...
02:58.29TekDroidThis is taking a lot longer than usual... :/
02:59.29TekDroidkicks Wikia
03:00.38TekDroidIt's a freaking 1MB file. :/
03:02.19TekDroid~test
03:02.20infobotrumour has it, test is not funny
03:02.46TekDroidAnyone having troubles uploading images?
03:03.45HachimanOluap's been having trouble updating the current Koldenwelt map
03:03.54HachimanIt's been refusing to update for several days I think
03:04.15TekDroidNot even that, this thing won't upload.
03:04.25TekDroidStill waiting.
03:04.59TekDroidAbout 5 minutes of waiting now, and this is my third try.
03:07.42AngrybirdsUpload it as a brand new file?
03:08.10TekDroidThat's what I'm doing. >.<
03:08.40TekDroidIt's not that it's not updating, it's not even uploading.
03:09.08TekDroidI'm still on that "upload a photo" menu. >.<
03:12.07AngrybirdsSend the file to me and I'll give it a shot?
03:13.01TekDroidI think the upload timed out. -.-
03:13.09AngrybirdsSend it.
03:13.33TekDroidNevermind, working now.
03:14.11AngrybirdsDat beautiful blue and yellow
03:14.45TekDroidNo names yet and need to redo the stars. http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140808031320/spore/images/3/36/Katar_2802.png
03:15.01TekDroidAngrybirds DrodoEmpire OfficerJackal
03:15.06OfficerJackalHm?
03:15.07AngrybirdsThe stars are fine.
03:15.37OfficerJackalOh, right! Looks pretty good so far. :)
03:15.49OfficerJackalWhy is the FPC blue though?
03:15.57TekDroidFrench Andromeda.
03:16.09AngrybirdsFPC fell apart.
03:16.12TekDroidFPC collapses and is annexed.
03:16.21OfficerJackalWait, so the FPC is completely gone now?
03:16.25Angrybirds^
03:16.27TekDroidAye.
03:16.34AngrybirdsI have yet to upload the story... I should do that now.
03:17.14TekDroidEverything except the Mardor and lower Katar also grew in size.
03:17.30TekDroidFarengeto in particular had a big colonial boom.
03:17.42AngrybirdsSome parts were annexed by the DI, others by French Andromeda, and the main territory was split between rebels.
03:17.48OfficerJackalWhile Watchta is still the space version of a burned hole in the ground. XD
03:18.04TekDroidI can fix that when you let me know what to do.
03:18.15OfficerJackalAh, alright. Well, I guess it was bound to happen.
03:19.08AngrybirdsSo French Andromeda has extragalactic colonies in the Milky Way now.
03:19.15AngrybirdsThis totally makes sense.
03:19.30AngrybirdsA colony of France has colonies
03:19.32TekDroidThe colony has colonies in its original territory. XD
03:19.37Angrybirds^
03:19.53TekDroid*mind screw*
03:20.46OfficerJackalLol.
03:21.34TekDroidAnd unrelated but this was very clever: https://m.imgur.com/gallery/LuKikww?
03:35.19TekDroidAlright, fixing the Katar map to add names, then I'm creating the actual map.
03:38.37AngrybirdsDrodoEmpire: The Drodo could close that gap at some point. xD
03:38.52DrodoEmpireProbably should, yes. XD
03:39.35AngrybirdsIt's been seven years, they'd likely be able to pack colonists in that expanse. It'd be a massive frontier with a few population centers, but the Drodo could keep ahold of it.
03:40.12DrodoEmpireYeah; Probably in the next few in-universe months/years they will gradually fill it
03:40.15TekDroid<PROTECTED>
03:40.26TekDroidThis map is for 2802.
03:40.28OfficerJackalraises red flag.
03:40.34DrodoEmpireIt'd be a start-
03:40.36OfficerJackalAs long as they do not enter/get too close to watchta.
03:40.38DrodoEmpireHm?
03:40.41DrodoEmpireThey won;t.
03:40.45DrodoEmpire*won't
03:40.46OfficerJackalAlright. :)
03:41.11TekDroidI might also modify to close gaps betweem Farengeto territories in Delcath.
03:41.12DrodoEmpirelowers OJ's red flag and takes a white one from AB's collection
03:41.37Angrybirdsshoots DrodoEmpire with a gun from his collection.
03:42.15DrodoEmpirelimps to the nearest hospital and gets fixed up for free, cuz Canada
03:42.20OfficerJackalslams them both with a dildo from Galak's collection.
03:42.25DrodoEmpirewat
03:42.36Angrybirdsplzno
03:42.42DrodoEmpireWell he would have a collection,
03:42.44DrodoEmpirebut wat
03:43.10OfficerJackalhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbasol#mediaviewer/File:Barbasol_Original_10oz_sm.jpg - ERRR SHAKE THE BARBASOL CANNNNNN.
03:44.04TekDroidOkay, so I can't seem to make Empires as pins.
03:44.34DrodoEmpireWell, usually landmasses can't be fit onto the end of a thumbtack. :P
03:44.53DrodoEmpireThat'll probably need to be an entirely new feature
03:44.57DrodoEmpireWith borders and whatwith.
03:45.44TekDroidYeah, it shrinks the whole marker down to very small right now.
03:47.06TekDroidDrodoEmpire: so would you like me to close the gap a bit on the map?
03:47.13DrodoEmpireSure
03:48.00TekDroidShould they be connected or just closer?
03:48.02AngrybirdsTekDroid: You should add hyperlanes to the map
03:48.26AngrybirdsTekDroid: I think they should be connected along hyperlanes, and colonies usually sprout around hyperlanes.
03:50.59TekDroidI'll start throwing in hyperlanes then. Should be easy since there's only 4 hyperspatial powers.
03:51.12TekDroid*6
03:51.22TekDroidnevermind. XD
04:01.06TekDroidOkay, plotting the current hyperlanes in Katar...
04:02.01TekDroidSo far I have ones connecting Farengeto territories and Delcathian and Varapha trade partners.
04:04.30TekDroidI'm adding another that runs from the Ezlang OZ, through DI territory and across French Andromeda to the wormhole. You good with that, Angrybirds?
04:06.16AngrybirdsDefinitely.
04:06.57TekDroidThat one's more the result of Farengeto-DI trade and DI route home. :P
04:08.39TekDroidThere's one world in the Tausan Republic (Farengeto Occupation Zone) that'd probably be quiet busy, as it's a small gap where it sticks out between GTE and Drodo. XD
04:11.45Angrybirdsooooodere.
04:12.23TekDroidYou can see it clearly on the map.
04:13.54TekDroidI'll also throw in another that runs from there through the Drodo and Sindar OZ and to the wormhole if you and DrodoEmpire are fine with it.
04:14.08DrodoEmpireOkay
04:14.08Angrybirdsnp
04:14.30AngrybirdsFrench Andromeda - Moar trade
04:14.32OfficerJackalMeanwhile in Watchta - *Group of bandits gun down a civilian on a outer-world.*
04:16.13TekDroidGiven KSA and GITO is it safe to assume connections from Coron 4 to the Andromeda wormhole and Farengeto wormhole?
04:18.10AngrybirdsDrodoEmpire
04:18.16AngrybirdsOfficerJackal:
04:18.33Angrybirds[[Fiction:Ballatay#Foreign Minister of France]]
04:18.33morgothBotPyAngrybirds meant: http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Ballatay#Foreign_Minister_of_France
04:19.06DrodoEmpireYes AB?
04:19.28TekDroidI should throw in a few now useless connections to Watcha from rhe Drodo/FPC occupation days.
04:20.10OfficerJackalPerhaps, but make sure you make the connections seem a bit decrepid so people don't mistake those for actual working trade routes.
04:20.31AngrybirdsDrodoEmpire : [21:16] <TekDroid> Given KSA and GITO is it safe to assume connections from Coron 4 to the Andromeda wormhole and Farengeto wormhole?
04:20.42DrodoEmpireOh
04:20.43DrodoEmpireYeah,
04:25.24TekDroidHere's what I have so far. (using imgur so we don't have to wait for updates) http://i.imgur.com/42WxKTv.png
04:25.59AngrybirdsVery nice. You might want to fade out those lines and perhaps make them glow.
04:26.15AngrybirdsAlso, we're labeling planets in the maps tool on the wiki?
04:26.25DrodoEmpireI think so.
04:26.35AngrybirdsAnd don't forget a link to Frontier 1, which is off the map to the South.
04:26.37TekDroidYeah, adding effects once I've got it all. And planets will be done with the maps, yes.
04:27.13TekDroidI'll also need to add an offscreen lane to the south then.
04:28.02TekDroidWill anyone have hyperlanes with the Sindar?
04:28.41TekDroidBesides the one connecting the OZ to the Dominion.
04:29.24TekDroidAngrybirds DrodoEmpire?
04:29.42DrodoEmpireI dunno
04:29.47DrodoEmpireThey're mostly inactive. :P
04:29.54AngrybirdsSindar are pretty isolationist as far as we can tell.
04:30.29TekDroidAny ones that exist are probably left over from AD.
04:30.58AngrybirdsThose wouldn't by hyperlanes
04:31.07TekDroidAh.
04:32.11Angrybirdsbe*
04:34.31TekDroidOfficerJackal: For the Watcha hyperlanes I have them stuck behind the blob for Watcha which made them get thinner and darker as it approaches.
04:36.34OfficerJackalSounds good. :)
04:48.35TekDroidUpdated. http://i.imgur.com/nXOBh2C.png
04:48.45TekDroidAngrybirds DrodoEmpire OfficerJackal
04:49.00DrodoEmpireExcellent.
04:49.36OfficerJackalLooks good.
04:49.37AngrybirdsVery cool.
04:49.41TekDroidThis thing will actually autocomplete the other two of you when I start a line with Angrybirds. XD
04:50.17TekDroidAny other additions?
04:51.20TekDroidI'll add ones branching left offscreen for France and DI
04:53.22AngrybirdsThere's the Draconis Concordat Route which should theoretically pass through Katar.
04:53.58TekDroidShould that pass through anyone?
04:54.31AngrybirdsI'm not sure. Does anyone want it to pass through them?
04:54.41AngrybirdsIt probably shouldn't since it's old.
04:55.05TekDroidI'll have it run near the top then.
04:56.38Angrybirds^
04:58.04TekDroidBasically it's a curvy path that avoids every known empire. XD
04:59.24TekDroidHm... no matter what I do it runs near the Ezlangei... *adds a connection*
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05:01.04GD12hello
05:01.33AngrybirdsGD12: http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:France#Territory
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05:06.25TekDroidWhoops
05:23.15AngrybirdsHAHA
05:23.29GD12wot
05:24.17AngrybirdsTekDroid: I was playing Skyrim, and an undead enemy lured me into a trap which was this huge battering ram thing which was supposed to come crashing down on me. Only, in the scuffle, the undead moved forward INTO THE PATH OF THE RAM just as I dodged to the side.
05:24.20AngrybirdsBoom.
05:24.36TekDroidXD
05:25.06GD12noice
05:27.20TekDroidI just played around with the map and hid any factions owned by inactive users...
05:27.45TekDroidIt's actually fuller than you'd probably expect. XD
05:29.50Angrybirds*just ran into a "Draugr Death Overlord"*
05:29.56AngrybirdsOOOOOOODERE.
05:30.19Angrybirdsholy shh. I've just been one-shotte.d
05:30.22TekDroidlol
05:30.26TekDroidodere indeed
05:31.13OfficerJackalBe right back, need to restart computer, aparrently it's running low on memory.
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05:37.26TekDroidHello
05:37.26OfficerJackalBack again!
05:37.37OfficerJackalAnnndddd Anti-Virus is acting weird.
05:37.38OfficerJackalWtf.
05:38.01OfficerJackalTurn on plz.
05:39.29TekDroidWhat anti-virus is it?
05:39.44OfficerJackalTrend Micro Titanium Maximum Security 2013
05:39.51OfficerJackalThe name is a bit weird. :/
05:40.34OfficerJackalLately it's been acting glitchy as fuck, interrupting connection to the internet until it's turned off and shit.
05:42.37OfficerJackalAlthough I contacted Tech Support a few days ago, so it should be fine...
06:00.51TekDroidAngrybirds: What should the French territory be labelled as?
06:02.28Liquid_Ink"France"
06:03.12TekDroidIt's French Andromedan territory.
06:05.33TekDroidFrench Andromeda has colonies in the Milky Way now. XD
06:05.51AngrybirdsConfederation of Lower Katar
06:07.08TekDroidGot it.
06:07.44TekDroidFrance is one of the two empires that get 96pt font. XD
06:08.17TekDroidI use one of several sizes based on power.
06:08.42TekDroidAlso what fits in. :P
06:09.34AngrybirdsActually, just mark, "French Andromeda"
06:09.36Angrybirdsplz
06:09.37Angrybirdssorry
06:10.37TekDroidAlright.
06:11.38Liquid_InkWait
06:11.53OfficerJackalI liked Confederation of Lower Katar though, it made it sound unique and like it had some autonomy to it.
06:11.54Liquid_InkWhy does French Andromeda have colonies in the Milky Way?
06:12.21TekDroidIt annexed a collapsing FPC.
06:12.33AngrybirdsThe FPC fell apart and French Andromeda swooped in and vassalized some of its components.
06:12.33TekDroidWhich had territory in the Milky Way.
06:13.03AngrybirdsHOLY FRICK THAT IS A GIANT SPIDE
06:13.06AngrybirdsSPIDER
06:13.19TekDroidSkyrim or RL?
06:13.25AngrybirdsSkyrim.
06:13.40Liquid_InkHave you only just started playing it?
06:13.52TekDroidI know I encountered some giant one when I played it once.
06:13.52AngrybirdsNo, I've been at it for a while. xD
06:16.11TybusenWell shit
06:16.20TybusenI've edited the new TIAF map 112 times already
06:16.21AngrybirdsHm?
06:16.55TybusenThe last 50 edits on the Wiki were all mine and they were all to the new TIAF map :U
06:17.19TekDroidlol. easy edit count.
06:18.04TybusenActually, map edits don't count towards your edit count
06:19.03AngrybirdsLink? ^.^
06:19.03TekDroidoh.
06:19.08Liquid_InkI think the Ottomans need to improve their relations with the East Asian Coalition.
06:21.26TybusenAngrybirds: http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Maps/1788 Look at all those points
06:22.08AngrybirdsOh my god. xD
06:22.38TekDroidO.O
06:23.03TekDroidHm... now for the naming nightmare...
06:23.14AngrybirdsDo you want to replace those black dots with the small ones on my map?
06:23.35TekDroidAngrybirds: do you know how to make those accented "e"s?
06:23.50Angrybirdsé
06:23.57Angrybirdscopy-paste that
06:24.03TybusenBlack dots work better for my maps because my maps tend to have lighter colors and black contrasts better against light color than white
06:25.42TybusenAnd besides, once you zoom in, it's not as bad
06:27.20AngrybirdsI just conjured a battleaxe out of thin air because I'm a badass like that.
06:27.34TekDroidlol
06:31.31TekDroidLabelled Katar is complete...
06:33.28AngrybirdsLink!
06:36.10TekDroidhttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Maps/1791
06:36.33TekDroidOh wait... forgot hyperlane to Cyrannus wormhole...
06:38.58OfficerJackalLooks good. :) Say, how do I edit those map thingys? I want to add a description to Watchta.
06:40.06TekDroidDrop a pin (bottom right)
06:41.41TekDroidDon't edit it now, need to replace image.
06:45.19TekDroidFixed map up soon.
06:46.49TekDroidhttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Maps/1792
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06:48.58JepardiHi
06:50.37TekDroidHello
06:54.54AngrybirdsTekDroid: Is it just me, or are the Farengeto occupation zones missing?
06:55.08TekDroidDamnit.
06:57.02TekDroidThere really should be an option to replace the background. -.-
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06:59.39Angrybirds^
07:00.25ImperiosHello
07:00.36TekDroidHello
07:00.54TekDroidhttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Maps/1793 Hopefully this is the final one. >.<
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07:04.06TekDroidHey.
07:04.09TekDroidhttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Maps/1793
07:04.22GD12hey
07:04.54GD12nocie
07:08.23OfficerJackalTekDroid: Looks good, I guess it will be added to the Katar Sector Page soon?
07:09.00TekDroidYeah.
07:10.44TekDroidFor now, it's 3am. DX
07:12.39TekDroidIf you need me to fix some on the map... I'll probably have a mental breakdown from trying to replace it. >.<
07:13.19Angrybirdslol, I think this'll be the last one for a while. xD
07:13.29AngrybirdsYou did well, get some sleep.
07:14.00TekDroidThis new Katar map was rebuilt for double dimensions. XD
07:14.45TekDroidIf anyone wants the GIMP file, tell me in the morning. ...afternoon.
07:15.24TekDroidGood night everyone.
07:15.26AngrybirdsSLEEP
07:15.27AngrybirdsGO
07:15.28AngrybirdsNOW
07:15.32Angrybirds;)
07:15.34TekDroidXD
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07:16.04GhelaeHello.
07:16.19GD12hello
07:21.54Liquid_InkHello
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08:19.07Liquid_InkHello
08:19.32ImperiosAngrybirds: Thanks for reminding me of the old Ar-Klith Empire page, BTW
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09:35.27Liquid_InkDamn
09:35.38Liquid_InkJust as I was going to ask sciency stuff.
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09:55.30ImpyDroidhttp://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140808094014/spore/images/e/e4/Eastern_Plains_Humans.png I tried to make the girl on the background look Asian-ish
09:55.32ImpyDroidDid I succeed?
09:56.46Liquid_InkA little.
10:15.38GhelHello.
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10:42.19GhelHello.
10:42.30Monet_Hello
10:48.46ImpyDroidHiya
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11:35.00ImpyDroidHello
11:35.22ImpyDroidhttp://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140808094014/spore/images/e/e4/Eastern_Plains_Humans.png I made that pic for the Eastern Plains page
11:37.48OluapPlayerThe man looks grumpy
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11:47.12Wormyhi
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11:59.39AdmiralPandahi all
11:59.49Monet_Hi
11:59.50WormyImportant stuff about the Mantisorac unveiled, written by Liquid Ink http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:DCP-Vermulan_War/Year_Two#Swarm_Behaviour
11:59.53AdmiralPandaOluapPlayer: anything going to make me cry tomorrow?
12:00.01OluapPlayerwut
12:00.24AdmiralPandayou know, something that would disrupt D&D
12:00.29OluapPlayerAh
12:00.32AdmiralPandaalso Monet_: This is relevant to an earlier discussion http://cheezburger.com/8278903296
12:00.43OluapPlayerProbably not
12:01.01AdmiralPandaalso, I'm now in a really, REALLY cool D&D campaign
12:01.19AdmiralPandait's a victorian-era themed vampire hunt, and so far it's been epic
12:01.22ImpyDroidWormy: http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140808094014/spore/images/e/e4/Eastern_Plains_Humans.png The girl on the background is supposed to be an Islander, are you okay with that interpretation?
12:01.31ImpyDroidAdmiralPanda: Wow, cool
12:01.40Monet_AdmiralPanda: At some point could you make a Fordan rep for the Andromedan Light?
12:02.10AdmiralPandaMonet_: Remind me, who exactly are the Andromedan Light again?
12:02.45WormyYerah thats fine Impy
12:02.49Monet_The parliament that runs the AGC and acts as a forum t odiscuss matters of Andromedan interest
12:03.00WormyAnything to expand the Islander fiction
12:03.13OluapPlayerGoing through the Eastern Plains races, I realized
12:03.19OluapPlayerImp you control most of that region hur
12:03.42WormyAdmiralPanda:  I agree with that page, I hate it how humans are always weak in sci-fi.
12:04.02AdmiralPandaI suppose I could work on one, yeah
12:04.28WormyWe really aren't that weak, our leg muscles are stronger than ape leg muscles, they can't lift stuff above their head or climb vertical walls.
12:05.27OluapPlayerGoddamn the wiki is being so slow to update pictures
12:05.35WormyNot many animals can hold their breath for 20 minutes under water, usually aquatic ones
12:05.59Monet_We are one of the few animals on Earth with a diaphragm
12:06.02AdmiralPandamost humans can't hold their breath for 5 minutes underwater
12:06.15OluapPlayerI can barely hold my breath for a few seconds hur
12:06.16WormyIt can be trained however
12:06.27AdmiralPandathe world record is 22 in fact
12:06.42AdmiralPandaas to the ape leg thing, most apes aren't obligatory bipeds like we are
12:06.48AdmiralPandathey have their arms to help support their body weight
12:07.09AdmiralPandaand humans can't climb vertical walls either unless we have something to hang onto
12:07.10Monet_Theoretically we can jog something like a deer to collapsing point
12:07.28AdmiralPandaMonet_: We can and did
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12:08.30ImpyDroid2OluapPlayer: I is emperor of ze East
12:08.42OluapPlayerhur
12:08.51ImpyDroid2Funny because I am EASTERN European
12:09.38ImpyDroid2And of East Asian descent hur
12:10.10Monet_I think part of this "humans re weak" idea comes from how we can't survive gunshots or weaponised plasma.
12:10.14AdmiralPandaohgod, someone picked Pantheon in a pro League of Legends game (read: inspired by Leonidas from 300), cue around three thousand people immediately shouting out A-OO A-OO
12:10.15Monet_THen again nothing can
12:10.39GhelHello.
12:10.58WormyHi
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12:11.07Monet_That and we appear to gauge strngth mainly by raw muscle power
12:11.13Monet_often gauge*
12:12.25WormyIts not true that a big cat or wolf will always kill a human anyway.  I've read reports such that:  A father used his own hands to save his son from a couger; a bloke fought a wolf and dragged it into a river to drown it; a man in Africa woke up in the night with a leopard trying to drag him out of bed, but he managed to fight it out the house
12:13.08WormyI saw this sad photo where a group of men kicked a lepoard to death
12:13.25AdmiralPandato be fair most of those animals 'are' pack hunters
12:13.28WormyHumans can wrestle, most animals can't
12:14.10Monet_Early humans didn't become apex predators without good reason.
12:14.11WormySo advise I've heard when a dog has tackled you to the floor is to literally wrestle it, and break its bones if necessary
12:15.28AdmiralPandaMonet_: The reason we became apex predators is tools
12:15.47WormyAlso, ancient and prehistoric man was an impressive specimin http://phys.org/news175332184.html
12:16.23Monet_Basically compared to other animals, humans have become quite impressie specimen.
12:16.37Monet_ALso we're partially insane
12:17.47WormyWe have the ability to create knew knowledge and create ideas about what others are thinking
12:17.59Wormy*new
12:18.26WormyI think thats what is unique to humans not our language, agriculture, intelligence, certainly not consciousness3
12:19.57Monet_If it helps in the form of what the Draconis think http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/User:Monet47/Random_Things#Draconis_Opinion_Of_21st_Century_Humans note how they make no comment on the human body itself.
12:20.48WormyAnd thats why we can build space stations travelling faster than any biological adaptation, communicated using radio waves and other forms of communication biology never could.
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12:26.42Monet_And as you've mentioned wormy, human skin is fairly tough compared to a dog's.
12:27.13Monet_COnsidering a lot of animals have folded, saggy skin, we must have airly tough skin compared ot most mammals.
12:27.43Monet_SInce ours isn't as loose.
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12:28.22WormyIts a problem for dogs, because owners underestimate the damage from scratches or cuts.
12:29.19Monet_I get the feeling cats might be similar
12:29.24ImpyDroidAdmiralPanda: Aside from intelligence, humans have another strength: endurance
12:29.29ImpyDroidAnd stamina
12:30.29Monet_Its our diaphragm, we can control our breating rate, most quadrapeds rely on the extension and compaction of their stomachs to breathe while running.
12:31.30Monet_Its evident in the fact that grunting noise horses and cattle make while running is technically sneezing.
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12:32.10Monet_ImpyDroid: [13:30] <Monet_> Its our diaphragm, we can control our breating rate, most quadrapeds rely on the extension and compaction of their stomachs to breathe while running. [13:31] <Monet_> Its evident in the fact that grunting noise horses and cattle make while running is technically sneezing.
12:32.37Monet_Air is being expelled though their nostrils *really* fast.
12:34.44Wormyhttp://www.livescience.com/8039-humans-run-40-mph-theory.html
12:35.06WormyI believe we get slightly faster every few years
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12:35.47AdmiralPandaathletes do, your average human doesn't
12:35.52AdmiralPandaand I'm talking in generations
12:36.07Monet_Also that's the wierd thing abotu the phrase "healthy as a horse"; when a human breaks their leg, a few months of recovery and they can run just as well as before. When a horse breaks its leg, if it doesn't die there's a solid chance it's racing career is over.
12:39.58Monet_Wormy: The conclusinos do see mot indicate that humans *could* run faster if we pushed our leg muscles to their limits. - which would unfortunately risk muscle tears.
12:40.19Monet_Faster contractile speeds = more strain on the muscle tissue
12:41.09WormyAlso, I believe humans can harness their inner monkey
12:41.43WormyGiven the impressive monkey style kung fu, free running and parkour
12:42.29ImpyDroidya
12:44.04Monet_Actially there may be another factor that makes us more badass: We can endure heat better.
12:44.34WormyHuman sight is pretty badass, as is our sense of taste (stronger than a dog or cat)
12:44.59Monet_Everyone knows that a dog in a car with no ventilation can die. But do we hear peope lpanicking about adult humans or teenagers dying in hot cars?
12:45.01WormyIt also surprises me how many things humans can eat that animals cannot
12:45.22WormyOnly old people or babies
12:45.47WormyWe can hear lowerr sounds that dogs
12:45.53Monet_We have a better means of temperature control than furred animals - sweating.
12:46.20WormyThe human jaw strength is comparitively strong too, it can dent bone
12:46.35WormyI would not like to be bitten by a human.
12:47.17AdmiralPandaa lot of animals have that level of bite strength
12:47.23WormyI read about a man who gave a dog rabies in India
12:47.24Monet_I think this is what made berserkers and those "bath salts zombie" reports so terrifying.
12:47.24AdmiralPandaI mean a LOT of animals
12:47.41WormyPoint is though, humans can compare
12:47.43Monet_Said people - for whatever reason - weren't so hesitant
12:47.53Monet_as a normal human is
12:48.15AdmiralPandawe can compare in some respects to some animals, but we're a generalist species whereas any animal you'd compare us to are specialised
12:49.02AdmiralPandacompared to many animal species, the one thing we like to think we can hold above animals- society- we're at the bottom of the pit
12:49.03WormyIn fact if you get cornered, it might be best the bite the face of your opponent and chew, and declare you are going to eat him to tease his/her flight instinct to run away
12:49.16AdmiralPandaclownfish literally change gender to better suit the needs of their community
12:49.31AdmiralPandathere are several species of biologically immortal jellyfish
12:49.53AdmiralPandaa cockroach's head is completely optional- they can maintain all life functions without it, at a lower level
12:50.12AdmiralPandawe can compare to some animals, but we're far from the best at ANYTHING except walking after things
12:50.52Monet_THose bath salts zombies, for instance, a lot of news reports said the engaging police were Armed Response Units. SOmething usually only called in when beat cops have little chance against the perp. But they weren't against professional gangbangers, hitmen or spec ops soldiers, they were against normal people who were high.
12:51.31WormyWell, our ability to evolve culturally/memetically, and use creativity and criticism, is far more specialist than any known creature
12:51.48WormyThat is our great specialism, in those respects
12:52.26AdmiralPandaour ability to develop memetic culture is more specialised than a snake literally having a specific poison for everything in its diet?
12:52.52AdmiralPandaWe're better than we give ourselves credit for, but we're far from the best.
12:53.08WormyOf course it is, because it allows us to live in environments that we create for ourselves3
12:53.29WormyAnd jump far outside the systems planted by our genes
12:54.13WormyFor most of the year, in the UK, if I got locked outside my house at night, and didn't find anywhere to go, I would die.
12:54.39AdmiralPandaactually I just remembered something; there was a species of shrimp that had starfish invade their territory. the shrimp quickly realised that the starfish could regenerate limbs, so instead of toppling and consuming the entire starfish, they'd topple it, rip its legs off, then eat the legs and let the starfish regenerate until it died
12:55.08AdmiralPandawe're not the only creature to develop new life systems according to stimuli
12:55.30WormyBut we do it at a regular basis at ever increasing complexity.
12:56.02WormyWe don't copy memes by merely copying behaviour either, which is the misconception about memes
12:56.41AdmiralPandaanyway I'm done with this conversation
12:56.48Monet_How many generations of shrimp did ot take to adapt?
12:56.51WormyParrots do, but the distinction with humans is that we can create ideas about what others are thinking, thats why students in a lecture theatre don't copy the words of their lecturer in an infinite number of ways
12:57.12AdmiralPandaMonet_: No generational gap, it happened immediately
12:57.22Monet_Right
12:57.23WormyInstead, its how the students come to understand, not perfectly, the meanings of the lecturer
12:58.01WormyMonet is thinking in the right lines of thought though
12:58.30WormyRapid progress was never immediate even in humans as mememes and creativity were evolving
12:59.15WormyAliens vising humans for most of human history would find hardly any change
12:59.45WormyAnd like you said, things like language, memes, tool use, even agriculture, are not unique to us
13:00.18WormyWhat is unique, I claim, what is our specialism, is our ability to progress rapidly
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13:40.41OluapPlayerdumba
13:40.50Technobliteratorya dad
13:41.05Monet_Hallo
13:41.07GhelHello.
13:41.24Technobliteratorhi peoples
13:41.28TechnobliteratorOluapPlayer, http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Creature:Kormacvarah lolz
13:41.37OluapPlayerGreat opinion there
13:41.54Technobliteratorit is good
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13:46.25HachimanHai
13:46.32OluapPlayeromg hai
13:46.41GhelHello.
13:55.07Monet_Hi
14:22.56WormyHachiman, Monet_  Remnants of a hurricane is hitting the UK apparentely
14:23.18WormySo if there is torrential downpour and wind where you are (it is where I am), it is possibly it
14:23.26HachimanYeah I heard
14:23.40WormyInterestingly it was very hot hear prior to the storm
14:23.44Monet_Its cloudy, slightly grey, but that's about it
14:24.01Wormybig fat rain drops
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14:39.19AdmiralPandahi all
14:40.45OluapPlayerhi
14:41.22AdmiralPandabtw whose campaign is it tomorrow?
14:41.28OluapPlayerHachi's
14:42.32AdmiralPandabetter dust off Seylas' sheet
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14:57.06dromAlright. I'm having a break from the acupuncture.
14:57.36WormyIs the qi flowing better?
14:58.26dromAs in what?
14:58.52WormyI'm not making fun of you btw (unless you are joking), I myself do tai chi and meditate and have had some strange experiences
15:00.32dromWell. I'm seriously having a break. Before I go all brb for a long time. So I have the chance to contribute.
15:01.17dromThis acupuncture seems to work with this form of pigmentosa.
15:03.07WormyThe NHS in the UK offer acupuncture
15:04.06WormyThe reason why I asked is if I wondered it felt like anything
15:05.01dromWormy: Reading about the healthcare makes me want to yell that our current government sucks.
15:05.18WormySometimes deep in meditation I can feel energies - they are probably my imagination, but I've found they are useful tools in exploring the mind and controlling my body and follow certain rules
15:06.33WormyThe NHS, it might not be perfect, but I wouldn't be happy if it was privatised
15:07.05dromI have had certain wincing and twitches.
15:07.14Wormywellbeing shouldn't just be for the rich
15:07.36dromAnd I feelt alot tired after the daily treatment.
15:07.41Wormythe rich get enough freedom in my county already
15:08.15dromThe government goes full Amercia in the wrong country.
15:09.21dromThe rich gets richer and anything below gets financial evictions.
15:10.41dromMay not so accurate. But what they are doing: Make a group more "perfect" and give the miserable parts on the rest of the population.
15:11.29dromEspecially the household/residence policies.
15:11.34HachimanYou're Swedish, right?
15:11.41dromYes.
15:12.03HachimanAnd you reside in Swedenland right now?
15:12.07dromWe are having a massive forest fire.
15:12.42dromTake that as a yes.
15:13.05Hachimanrite
15:13.06Hachimanhttps://scontent-b-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/t1.0-9/10480145_750133205049481_5927493883881958533_n.jpg
15:13.12dromHachiman: http://www.dw.de/sweden-battles-massive-forest-fires/a-17833118
15:13.37HachimanOh shit
15:14.06dromRussia offered one of their massive antonovs. But the government outstraight "no-ty" their offer.
15:15.13dromLuckly though, I don't live in that danger zone -yet-.
15:15.38Monet_Drom: "[16:07] <drom> I have had certain wincing and twitches." sounds like they're triggering muscle twitches
15:16.13AdmiralPandaforest fires suck
15:16.19dromAnd I can imagine the affected populaton welcoming the visitors and tourists with the punchline: "Welcome to the most Australian part of Europ"
15:16.40AdmiralPandawell, the part of Europe wishing it was Australia :P
15:17.09AdmiralPandaon a more serious note, is that a fire-prone area?
15:18.23HachimanAdmiralPanda: https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t1.0-9/10346112_10201420489153239_5467061514981526027_n.jpg
15:18.45AdmiralPandaso true
15:18.59dromAdmiralPanda: We have had alot of dry and hot weathers late-July.
15:19.07dromAnd it was when the fire was reported.
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15:19.32TekDroidHello
15:19.37AdmiralPandadrom: What I mean is, Australia doesn't have nearly as much of a fire problem as people think because we manage our regular fire zones well with controlled back-burns and regular cleanouts
15:20.07dromI see. But nope. We have never had fire zones.
15:20.28dromThe most recent large forest fire was merely 30-40 years ago.
15:20.29AdmiralPandaThat would explain how things got out of hand
15:20.41AdmiralPandanever had regular enough fires to have to lay down effective plans
15:20.47dromAnd that's when the politics go dumb and dismantle everything.
15:23.33dromAnd it occured on a zone where my mom resided when she was like 20 years old.
15:23.48dromCorrection: It occured 20-30 years ago.
15:25.32dromThe today's fire have chowed up valuable wood worth of 54.1 million Euros total.
15:25.42GhelHello.
15:25.45dromHey
15:27.58dromLike the weather, politicis is an endless debate in Sweden.
15:29.08Monet_SMokay the Bear was a good idea and it was a huge success...until they learned that preemptively putting out wildfires has the same effect as making sure someone bottles up their anger.
15:29.16Monet_Smokey*
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15:34.56HachimanYou know this makes me wonder about euthanasia within our empires, both Fictionverse and Fantasyverse, and how different species treat it and its usage
15:36.05HachimanZazane for certain would prohibit it amongst themselves on the basis of cultural desecration
15:36.47OluapPlayerWhat's this now
15:37.15HachimanEuthanasia, as in, legalized suicide
15:38.12HachimanUsually done through stuff like drugs
15:38.19HachimanAnd ran by the state
15:38.40OluapPlayerAh
15:38.49HachimanIt's also the service used to put down animals when they get too old or injured to be looked after
15:39.06Monet_Yeah, euthenasia has to be legalised by the state outherwise it is classified as murder.
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15:40.51OluapPlayerI don't see any of my empires having an issue with it
15:44.12HachimanIn Min Lagosi I imagine that suicide isn't strictly noted down as being an illegal practice, since Min Lagosi isn't actually a unified state as much as it many states ran by tribes
15:44.18Monet_I' dsay while the Imperial government probably supports it, for reasons of Pax Draconica they leave its legality up to the relevant client states.
15:44.59OluapPlayerWell there's not much point in making suicide illegal, you can't arrest a dead person hur
15:45.15HachimanNo but you can arrest and sentence a person of *attempted* suicide
15:46.11HachimanIt's often considered a gift of mercy if a suffering Lagosi, or anything that happens to be suffering really, is put to rest with the swiftest and least painful practice one can perform
15:46.28HachimanOr helping a suffering Lagosi in committing their own suicide
15:46.50Monet_OluapPlayer: What differs euthenasia from more typical suicide is that you're asking someone else to kill you
15:46.50OluapPlayerHachi stubs his toe -> begs for Clotho to kill him
15:46.54Hachimanolol
15:47.16OluapPlayerAh, so this is about assisted suicide
15:48.15Monet_Well... Hachi's point on the Lagosi is their outlook on suicide in general.
15:48.17HachimanYeah, effectively
15:48.59OluapPlayerI was on about you can't punish a person for killing themselves by themselves
15:49.24HachimanYeah assisted suicide is often considered murder in a lot of places
15:49.52OluapPlayerNow I imagine some faction using necromancy to raise suicided people back to life to put them in jail
15:49.54Monet_I realised the other day that there is a large loophole in Pax Draconica: Due to the loose definition of "culture", client states have largely free reign on what laws they can encact.
15:50.38Wormyhttp://metro.co.uk/2014/08/08/hunt-is-on-for-12000-diamond-dropped-from-space-which-landed-in-british-field-4825796/?ito=facebook
15:50.40Wormy^
15:50.46WormyBetter get there soon
15:51.00OluapPlayerExtend that to all of your criminals, you can't die until you do all your years
15:51.30Monet_Theoretically, DI province A could make euthensia, cannabis and slavery illegal while province B can make either happily legal, and the Grand Senate won't really bat an eyelid
15:53.49HachimanFor the Brood, specifically Zazane, euthanasia would only be considered tolerable under the most extreme of circumstances
15:54.29OluapPlayerThe Council gets annoyed when Tyraz starts asking all of them to enthanase him
15:55.28Hachimanohgod
15:55.53Monet_Although there are probably conditions where if you've committed what is ocnsidered a crime in Province A, you can't go to Province B to find sanctuary.
15:56.16OluapPlayerVerviok - ur not fabulous enuff to enter our borders
15:56.52HachimanI reckon that in places like the Fantasyverse, euthanasia and assisted suicide is less about legality
15:57.22Monet_Each province may have its own laws and principles, but Domestic Security is an umbrella organisation of all Draconid and provincial law enforcement groups.
15:57.25OluapPlayerI imagine the Dynasty isn't a big fan of the idea
15:59.19OluapPlayerThe Vermin Kingdom and the Nightshade Clan also most probably disapprove of it
15:59.24OluapPlayerMortium fully supports it though
15:59.34Hachimandats a sooprize
15:59.37Monet_Mortium - So long as people are dying I'm happy
15:59.52Monet_Mortium - Because it keeps me busy
15:59.54OluapPlayerHe's a man of simple pleasures, all you gotta do is die
16:00.17HachimanMortium is the kind of guy that would see a lost child or a sad person and suggest that they kill themselves to make themselves feel better
16:00.37OluapPlayerMortium - ey kid, I got a place for u to hide *bag*
16:00.42Hachimanolol
16:01.42GhelTo state the obvious, generally speaking, people dying is bad for societies that require their people to stay alive, so suicide and euthanasia are likely to be outlawed in such places.
16:02.36GhelIn our civilisation, we don't require the majority of our people to go out and work in the fields so that there's enough food to eat.
16:04.18Monet_I've described the Imperium as a hegemonic empire before but I think this discovreey really sells it
16:05.20Monet_It's a body, a collective of states that have agreed to give up total political independance but though policy can still do prettymuch what they want inside their own borders.
16:07.32Hachimanhttps://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t1.0-9/10357134_674355785992355_3841010127169002337_n.jpg kek
16:15.02HachimanAdmiralPanda: How much would it take to get you to run a Shadowrun campaign
16:21.30dromThe other wiki that I contribute to has an admin who follows her fucking own guidelines.
16:21.44dromShe's also a culprit of imagines in terrible quality.
16:22.37Monet_Hachiman: THere are metal songs about the cookie monster?
16:23.15HachimanMonet_: No, what it means is that death metal vocalists often sing their vocals in a manner that sound similar to the Cookie Monster sound effects
16:23.41Monet_Ahh right...yes, I can definitely pictuer that.
16:24.05Monet_Although right now I'm also picturing Cookie Monster singing a metal song about eating cookies.
16:24.12HachimanUsually its gutturals and growls that make it sound like that
16:24.31HachimanGutturals and growls are stupidly hard to get right and not sound like an idiot
16:26.36Monet_I once knew the lead singer for a metal band back when I was doing a=level maths
16:26.49HachimanWhat sort of metal?
16:27.19Monet_Can't remember but he usually started the songs with a series of gutteral shouting.
16:27.49HachimanProbably some form of death metal then
16:28.05HachimanI'm good friends with the drummer of a local death metal band
16:29.01Monet_Does it change things if I say he was a goth?
16:29.32HachimanEither death metal or black metal in that case
16:29.59AdmiralPandaHachiman: ehh, one of you guys run a victorian-inspired vampire hunter RP and I'll consider it :P
16:30.08AdmiralPandavictorian era-inspired
16:30.22HachimanIt's rather unfortunate that the lead singer for my friend's band both can't actually do the proper lyrics during live performances and is a juggolo
16:34.59OluapPlayerbah i'm bored
16:38.37Monet_A thought came to mind for the mirrorverse.
16:38.55Monet_Cyrannian has stated the average tech level is roughly 1000 years ahead
16:39.38Monet_Give nthe EMpire of Dranvamus is more authoritarian than its primeverse candidate and that it was able to subjugate the Vartekain EMpire, I wonder if the Empire could be further advanced than that
16:41.39Monet_THis is a bit of a scary thought really
16:43.04Monet_Possibly....Interim Coalition or Exultant-level
16:44.35WormyThe big SporeWikiverse civs already out-tech most sci-fi factions
16:45.00Wormy+1000 years and it will easily be Culture or Interim Coalition level
16:45.58WormyAnd a little beyond that, Elders approaching Tier 0
16:46.06WormyThough Tier 0 is itself huge
16:46.09Monet_Yeah. But what has so far kept the primeverse Imperium the level it is presently is a few depression periods.
16:46.49WormyTo get to the Xeelee and possibly beyond you need the universe's lifetime or perhaps more than it
16:48.38WormyIts very hard to think of aliens that could convincingly stalemate or defeat the Xeelee
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16:48.58WormyI've searched all over spacebattles.com and there is very very few
16:50.18WormyTGGL is a funny one
16:50.25WormyUsing anime physics
16:51.05WormyBut the Anti-spirals in the Xeelee universe couldn't win.  Throwing a galaxy at FTL is not like throwing it at ultra-relativistic velocities
16:51.45HachimanHeh
16:54.56OluapPlayerhttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Merovar_Dynasty#Royal_Family meet the leaders of the Merovar
16:58.08Monet_Wormy: The EoD is more technologically disparate as they also play Goa'uld a bit with pre-spacefaring civilisations. Perhaps the heart of the Empire is Culture/Interim Coalition-level but things get less sophisticated on the fringes of the empire
16:58.11HachimanNice, Megrovaz has quite a diverse family
16:58.32HachimanMeryptah must be considered bizarre by other Merovar for her elf fetish though hur
16:58.58Monet_Perhaps the Draconis in the mirrorverse are aloof, many of the heartland types perhaps prefer to keep away from what they cosnider lesser beings
16:59.13OluapPlayerShe must be, yes
16:59.45OluapPlayerMost Merovar wouldn't be interested in getting involved with, as they call them, "warmskins"
16:59.53HachimanWarmskin
16:59.57HachimanI like that term hur
17:00.43HachimanI do wonder if bickering ever breaks out between Megro's children, especially since Rultanex is considered the official heir and Khentimeresh wanks over dragons
17:00.54OluapPlayerMost definitely
17:01.24OluapPlayerRultanex probably watches his siblings bickering while rolling his eyes and going "I'm surrounded by idiots"
17:01.32WormyHachi:  I've compiled a list of the more interesting Elder races (of course most are quite lame) http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/User:Wormulon/Types_of_civilisation#Godrace_.28Tier_0.29  http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/User:Wormulon/Types_of_civilisation#Elder_race_.28Tier_1.29
17:03.10HachimanOoh nice
17:04.25HachimanOluapPlayer: You know it's likely that because of the extent of their influence and territory, the Dynasty is a more powerful civilization than Khaepsha
17:05.06OluapPlayerI imagine the Khaepsha have a better military
17:05.14OluapPlayerAlso they're concentrated in one place instead of being scattered
17:05.20HachimanTrue
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17:10.13OluapPlayerspu
17:10.24Xhou
17:10.31OluapPlayerXho: http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Creature:Kormacvarah ded peeps
17:10.54Monet_Hello
17:11.13XhoMy only criticism is that you could have come up with a more unique name but other than that well done u dum
17:11.27OluapPlayernon
17:11.49XhoHachiman: The most terrifying imagery in the universe has been realised
17:12.14XhoThere's a picture of Meshuggah using 9-string guitars
17:12.23HachimanGeezush
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17:18.08HachimanI wonder what would happen if somebody tried running an RPG inspired by the Xeelee Sequence
17:18.21XhoEpileptic fits
17:18.26AdmiralPandafrom what I understand of it, it'd get boring very quickly
17:18.32XhoOr that
17:18.37Hachimanxeleeverse not borin wat u on aboot
17:18.45XhoOluapPlayer: Vampire ploot nao
17:18.46OluapPlayerhow bout u go edit min lagosi
17:18.51OluapPlayerXho: shup face
17:18.54Xhou
17:19.07AdmiralPandaHachiman: Either you're playing a tabletop war-game with ten million units to control, or you're playing a character-driven RPG where your individual PC means nothing unless the enemy screws up horribly
17:19.12AdmiralPandaso the game would be drop-dead boring
17:22.17Hachiman“They should have sought refuge within the walls of the Orichalcum Elves. They would have been safe from destruction.” - Septimus forgetting about the Shiarchon
17:22.17Monet_Or you could play the Xeelee or Photino Birds and wipe the floor with everyone else except for these two
17:23.25OluapPlayerKormacvarah - yeah fuk dat
17:24.33Monet_So while the setting itself is so exiting, the forces involved are so obscenely powered they make the 40K galaxy look li a child's sandpit.
17:24.51XhoWell, Septimus talks in context that they wouldn't known about the Shiarchon in that time
17:25.43OluapPlayerI imagine they wouldn't leave their lands regardless, they'd rather die there than move elsewhere
17:25.48AdmiralPandaMonet_: And unlike the 40k galaxy, you can't really spin wonderful stories of insignificant characters dealing with their insignificance, because at least in the Imperium you occasionally get someone who can do interesting things for a few months then die horribly
17:26.21XhoThe destruction of the Dawn Wardens happened at the same time Julianus Castus Marcus ruled who was the third-to-last ruler, so hell no one would have known for like 5,000
17:26.22Xhoyears
17:27.21OluapPlayerI imagine them and the Orichalcum Elves had some contact before that, fighting Void critters together and all
17:27.26XhoLikely
17:27.35Monet_AdmiralPanda: Xeelee Sequence does have a few characters that make a bit of significance like Jim Bolder and Michael Poole. However they're far far rarer rarer.
17:27.39XhoSeptimus was only around 830 years old at the time the Orichalcum Elf Imperium fell
17:27.42OluapPlayerOrichalcum Elves - com hide here                   Mortium - no com hide here *bag*
17:28.00XhoCaligaduro - or here *void*
17:28.07OluapPlayerMortium - dats a dum hidin place
17:28.34Monet_Jim Bolder was like a one in a quadrillion chance situaton.
17:28.58XhoCaligaduro - yeh  4 dum mortals
17:29.41Monet_And Michael Poole had the advantage that he lived in the 2050s where the only thing that went beyond the soalr system were the pioneer and voyager probes
17:30.10XhoHm
17:30.21XhoI might start thinking about making a replacement for The Serpent
17:30.28XhoAs for what it would look like, I have no iea
17:30.30Xhoidea
17:30.49Monet_A snake...with eight wings...and a cobra crest
17:31.18Monet_And four arms
17:31.21HachimanMake it look like Oberyn Martell
17:31.24Hachimancuz red viper
17:31.34XhoMarius - AND I SMASHER HER HEAD      IN LIKE THIS
17:31.39Xhosmashed*
17:31.43XhoDude fuck English seriously
17:32.02HachimanI read that as "Mario" then
17:32.14OluapPlayerif you're gonna make a new Serpent then either make it a serpent or change the name
17:32.23XhoI'm naming the character 'The Advocate' anyway
17:32.50HachimanCould be a shapeshifting creature, kinda like Shang Tsung
17:33.00XhoPossibly
17:33.32XhoI'll see what I come up with
17:36.51TekDroidOw... we were ripping up some carpet. There were boards with nails that hold them in place. I stacked a bunch of them in a corner, the foam fell on it and then I accidentally stepped on then. Then in the confusion stepped on it several times. DX
17:37.24TekDroidTiny, old, rusty nails. -.-
17:37.37XhoOuch
17:37.44TekDroidshould probably get a tetnis shot.
17:37.57XhoYeah you should probably disinfect those cuts
17:39.17TekDroidThere was a side with a few longer nails and the other with many shorter ones, seems the foam only let the big ones penetrate skin.
17:49.43Monet_OKay now I'm getting some rain
17:50.11HachimanBy the way I'm going out so I won't be on until late probably
17:51.54Monet_Xho: I think I know how GTA desensetises its gamers to the psychological impact of running dow nand shooting random pedestrians in the face.
17:52.58Monet_Everyone in either Liberty City or San Andreas is either a bigoted moron, a chronic drug addict, shallow as a puddle or pretentious as hell.
17:53.21OluapPlayerHachiman: nuuu ;-;
17:54.24XhoMonet_: Aye
17:54.45XhoThis Advocate guy is one ugly motherfucker so far
17:58.44TekDroid"Saints Row IV: Game of the Century Edition" very humble.
18:01.38Wormydamn I rthink I remember this one http://darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2006-14.html
18:06.17Xhohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0Isybzdaf8 Nu and Mu
18:06.52TechnobliteratorI'm not really excited for Dota 2 the game anymore, but I have to admit, I *am* excited for workshop tools
18:06.55XhoReplace Kyle's mom with Tau
18:07.05Technobliteratorgod I want to play with them
18:07.52AdmiralPandawhy, so you can make everyone wear pink?
18:08.00XhoMore like gold and green
18:08.03AdmiralPandaI'll be honest, that's the first thing I'd do
18:08.04Monet_Tau - *ouncjes Nu i nthe snout* I said don't do it.
18:08.34Monet_punches Nu*
18:12.10Xhohttp://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140808181137/spore/images/b/bd/TheAdvocate.png There
18:12.23Wormyhttp://www.darwinawards.com/personal/personal1998-08.html
18:12.58Monet_Xho: Very spooky
18:13.52OluapPlayerblack dood
18:15.11Xhohttps://scontent-a-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/t1.0-9/10577094_910993938916794_4579419700557126655_n.jpg My sides
18:15.13Monet_Watching Moe recite the Godfather, I've noticed the idea is that the Mafia send a message by placing a horse's head in the bed of the target.
18:15.24Monet_And that any horse's head would do
18:15.40TechnobliteratorXho, when are you going to move your gallery to your new userpage ;-;
18:15.55XhoNever
18:16.01Technobliteratory not
18:16.05XhoNo need to
18:16.11Technobliteratorcan I do it :(
18:16.16XhoYou can if you want
18:16.59Technobliteratorthere we go
18:17.28Monet_If I recall ,the whole thing came from the Mafia (it was either media or it really happened), a fewmembers of the Mafia stuck the head of a target's champion thoroughbred in his bed as he slept. A way of saying "we know how to get to you"
18:19.05Monet_They deprived him of something the target placed great value on and used it to intimidate him.
18:19.46Monet_Any old horse's head is pure "wtf is that!?" value
18:21.18AdmiralPandaMonet_: Of course any horse's head is like WTF but in the movie itself, it was a horse owned by the man in question
18:22.15Monet_Yeah.
18:24.44Monet_But...I dunno I think I've seen bits where the "guy's horse" was distilled down int o"random horse"
18:25.11Monet_Because, well, more prople have probably heard about the horse thing than seen the film for context
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18:29.28Monet__A bit like how there are likely more people who know the trademark chord from Psycho than peop lwho have actually seen the film.
18:29.48Technobliteratorhttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/User:Technobliterator/Sig/The_Sig best sig eu 1v1 me im mlg pro
18:30.49OluapPlayerugly colours dose
18:31.04Technobliteratorya moms ugly
18:46.02TekDroidYES. Space Engineers has a facepalm animation. XD
18:49.42Angrybirdslol
18:54.17ImperiosGah, gah, choices, choices
19:00.35Monet__What now?
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19:12.43DrodoEmpireHey, everyone
19:13.21TekDroidHey DrodoEmpire
19:14.11TekDroidDrodoEmpire: Don't forget to fill this out. http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Maps/1793 I'm hoping to embed in on the Katar page.
19:14.53DrodoEmpireYeah, alright
19:15.24DrodoEmpire~seen LawfulInsane
19:15.29infobotlawfulinsane <3a989023@gateway/web/freenode/ip.58.152.144.35> was last seen on IRC in channel #sporewiki, 29d 13h 35m 7s ago, saying: 'Hello.'.
19:15.39GhelHello.
19:16.05DrodoEmpireHey
19:16.27Monet__I need to get to work on an Andromeda map at some point
19:17.53TekDroidLast night was me totally rebuilding the Katar map to double the dimensions. 3am here before I finally went to sleep. XD
19:18.05DrodoEmpirelol
19:18.32DrodoEmpireI'll also add extra notable worlds, if that's okay
19:18.39DrodoEmpire*other, not extra
19:18.42DrodoEmpire**either-or
19:18.45DrodoEmpire***Whatever.
19:19.20TekDroidHalf the reason for doubling the size was space to cram in planets. XD
19:19.33DrodoEmpireYeah
19:19.48DrodoEmpireMind if I add a few worlds along the lanes within Drodo territory?
19:20.42TekDroidAdd whatever you want, anything inside your borders or empty space near it is all yoirs.
19:20.46TekDroid*yours.
19:20.57DrodoEmpireAlright, just wanted to clear that]
19:22.09ImperiosMonet__: RL stuff
19:23.23TekDroidMonet__: You'll notice I also threw the Concordat Route on the Katar map. Feel free to add labels to it and your DI colonies.
19:23.53Monet__I remember Zmr gave me a chunk of the Federation of Erzengl
19:24.00TekDroidYeah.
19:24.38TekDroidNothing was ever done with the OZ so everything is up to you with it.
19:27.37OluapPlayerSpeaking of maps
19:27.43OluapPlayerImperios Xho: http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Maps/1776 have a thing
19:29.07XhoSuch ying wow
19:29.29OluapPlayerYou can add your capitals and notable landmarks and shi
19:29.32OluapPlayerAt least I assume you can
19:29.53OluapPlayerI think everyone can add to it
19:30.00XhoHow do I edit it hur
19:30.22OluapPlayerIs there a "draw a marker" button at your bottom right?
19:30.41XhoAh yeah
19:30.57OluapPlayerClick that then click on the map where you want the location to be
19:31.47TekDroidgtg
19:32.57OluapPlayerbrb
19:32.58XhoAdded Sangua Mons there
19:33.06OluapPlayersingui mins
19:34.12OluapPlayerHm, I see nothing new
19:34.22OluapPlayerBetter wait a bit
19:34.24OluapPlayerNow brb for real
19:38.26XhoI've added Storm's Throne now as well
19:40.33XhoAnd Wellspring of Twilight
19:41.51OluapPlayerok back
19:42.01ImperiosWellspring of Twilight
19:42.05OluapPlayerAh now I see the new locations
19:42.26ImperiosZran Kar is confused
19:42.55Monet__Added Orocathrheim
19:43.22Monet__At least I thought I did
19:43.53OluapPlayerI can see it
19:44.04OluapPlayerBut it seems like we can't add links to location descriptions
19:44.43XhoAh dammit I added the Forgotten Lands twice
19:44.49OluapPlayerolol
19:44.57OluapPlayerYou can delete one I think
19:45.13OluapPlayerYou could also add Akharavzund
19:46.42XhoRight
19:46.47XhoI added the Archipelago
19:47.18XhoThis doesn't update very fast
19:47.23OluapPlayerMonet__: You seem to have added Orocathrheim twice
19:47.32Monet__I know
19:47.35ImperiosI wonder
19:47.55ImperiosWhere is the mainstay of the Dryadali Sovereign territories located anyway
19:48.04Monet__Although I only see the first one
19:48.16OluapPlayerMe and Hachi figured out territories for his empires
19:48.34OluapPlayerBut I can't update the Koldenwelt map until the wiki stops being lazy
19:49.06XhoWe should really have more types than just locations and capitals
19:49.10XhoLike fortresses, shrines etc
19:49.21OluapPlayerCan't you add more types?
19:49.24XhoWe can
19:49.29OluapPlayerDo it then hur
19:50.00XhoAlthough they need custom icons
19:50.09OluapPlayerThey do yeah
19:50.48OluapPlayerhttp://i.imgur.com/Lmu7vTG.jpg
19:51.09XhoThe map actually looks rather complex now
19:52.24Monet__I could finally show where Redshire Castle is
19:52.58XhoI'm getting to work on a shrine icon
19:53.08OluapPlayermake it fit with the others pls
19:53.14Xhodur of course
19:54.39GhelThanks for adding the Archipelago, but it's in the wrong place. Is there any way to move it or should I just delete it and make a new one where it's supposed to be?
19:55.15OluapPlayerI think you have to delete it
19:55.34OluapPlayerI was gonna say, the Archipelago is oddly close to the main land
19:56.31GhelDone and re-added.
20:00.40OluapPlayerXho: One thing you could add to the map is where that super bloody battle with a gorillon dead people happened
20:02.02Xhoright will do
20:02.26OluapPlayerMight need a new pin for that
20:02.35OluapPlayerBattle, Historical Event, something like that
20:02.44OluapPlayerAnother thing you could add is the Golden Necropolis
20:03.16XhoYeah
20:03.32XhoI added a shrine icon but I dunno whether it's accepting it
20:04.12OluapPlayerI remember having some difficulty getting the capital icon to work
20:04.22XhoDid you shrink the image donw?
20:04.24Xhodown?
20:04.33OluapPlayerWait I can see the shrine icon
20:04.34OluapPlayerFancy
20:04.59Xhoyey
20:05.49OluapPlayerdo add teem fortress icon
20:06.17XhoI dunno what to do for that one hur
20:06.29OluapPlayeridunno, a teeny pitch black tower
20:06.45XhoI added the Golden Necropolis though
20:07.30OluapPlayeri c
20:07.38OluapPlayerIt's fairly close to Khensu's city
20:07.43OluapPlayerKhensu - gold all mien
20:07.55XhoPelagrios - fuk offfffffffffffffff
20:08.00OluapPlayerolol
20:08.35XhoI need to add Ahdramilús the Immutable's resting place
20:09.13WormyHm
20:09.28WormyHow many unexplored lands exist on Koldenwelt now?
20:09.45XhoQuite a few I imagine
20:09.58OluapPlayerThere's a lot of land not begonging to any faction atm
20:10.02OluapPlayerbelonging even
20:10.06WormyThere can't be many, though it might not matter if each culture doesn't really talk much, like in the real world
20:10.14WormyLooking at that map
20:10.33OluapPlayerSome of these locations aren't public knowledge
20:11.30GhelI'll add Mala Aurorum as soon as I can figure out where it's supposed to be. I made an ancient temple so secret even I'm not sure where it is.
20:11.53OluapPlayerThat's pretty secret
20:12.28Wormya meta-secret so secret no-one knows
20:13.17GhelA meta-secret is a secret that's so secret, nobody knows it's a secret. So it's not a meta-secret.
20:13.26GhelUnless it's so secret that I don't know it's a meta-secret.
20:14.19WormyThis is entering set theory
20:14.37GhelYeah, let's not go there. :P
20:14.54Wormywe might not get out...
20:15.08XhoI've added a Fortress icon as well
20:15.44OluapPlayergud
20:16.47GhelI've added Mala Aurorum, so the set theory crisis is over.
20:18.13ImperiosWhat should I say with Korea fangirls that stalk me on Facebook/VK
20:18.31OluapPlayer"go bak to grorious reader"
20:20.14OluapPlayerI see no new fortress icon
20:20.27XhoNeither do I
20:20.28Xhobwah
20:20.44XhoWell it's added Akharavzund anyway
20:20.57Monet__I;ve noticed there's a little lag sometimes
20:23.16ImperiosI just realised something
20:23.26ImperiosMost of my RL friends are female
20:23.29ImperiosIs that a problem
20:23.42OluapPlayerWhy the hell would it
20:26.36XhoLess relevantly I added Paclernos to the Milky Way map
20:26.41GhelIs [[File:KoldenweltLocationsMap.png]] obsolete now?
20:26.41morgothBotPyGhel meant: http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/File:KoldenweltLocationsMap.png
20:27.10XhoMuy
20:27.19OluapPlayerYeah
20:27.22OluapPlayerThat can go
20:27.55OluapPlayermiki wiy
20:27.59OluapPlayerI should add New Draka to that
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20:35.10XhoOluapPlayer: "Plazith-Borealis Wormhole"
20:35.14XhoUh the Kicath have one as well hur
20:35.30OluapPlayerSince when
20:35.40XhoSince like 20,000 BC
20:35.54OluapPlayerShould've informed me that
20:36.09XhoWell I would have but it's only really used by the Kicath
20:36.42XhoDo I have any megastructures in the Milky Way
20:36.44XhoI forget
20:37.03XhoI probably have Xhodocto megastructures lying around
20:37.48XhoRight the Fortress icon works ow
20:38.10Monet__Plot twist: The monoliths from 2001 were in fact Xhodocto constructs
20:41.17dromZmr56 is not here. That son of...
20:41.34XhoOluapPlayer: c da nu icon u
20:41.42OluapPlayerNON
20:41.48dromangrily smashes the exit door.
20:42.01OluapPlayeris gud icon
20:42.27OluapPlayerI think there's nothing else I can add to the Milky Way map
20:43.39GhelI feel like we need something special to say about the lake that the Eye was hidden in pre-War for the Eye, because the Western Forests are looking a bit sparse but there isn't much to write about it otherwise.
20:46.44XhoHm...anything else I can add to the Koldenwelt map
20:47.06OluapPlayerbloody battle place
20:47.19OluapPlayerSoldalatel's nest
20:47.57XhoRight right right
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20:55.02OluapPlayerHmm, I'm not sure if the current Borealis map is usable for the Maps thing
20:55.05OluapPlayerIt's a bit too small
20:55.29Monet__You can always blow it up a bit before uploading
20:57.29OluapPlayerAh yes I found a way to do that
20:58.03OluapPlayerI can make it 50% larger but going further ruins the quality
21:00.02XhoI've added Sarisaneilum and Avarmaelium to the map
21:00.24XhoSarisaneilum being the ancient capital of the Orichalcum Elves and Avarmaelium the newer capital
21:04.26XhoI've added a Ruin category as well
21:05.16OluapPlayerThat's a good one
21:05.28WormyThis man has not bathe for 38 years, he was told he get a wife if he didn't bathe http://www.kigalitoday.com/IMG/jpg/Kailash_copy_copy.jpg
21:05.57Xhodat hair tho
21:06.25OluapPlayerew
21:06.41Wormyyou can see when it started going grey
21:08.00dromI bet that the hair is full of ants, wasps and ticks.
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21:08.20dromAnd lice.
21:08.50TybusenHello to you too
21:13.27Wormyhttp://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2539704/The-worlds-ineligible-bachelor-Iranian-wash-60-years-smokes-animal-faeces-whip-mean-decomposed-porcupine.html
21:14.26XhoPelagrios - YOU MERELY ADOPTED THE DIRT                   I WAS BORN IN IT
21:15.32OluapPlayerwot
21:19.35Technobliteratorbatman
21:19.44Technobliteratorit is a bane quote
21:19.53OluapPlayerrite
21:20.00OluapPlayerAll I know about Bane is "for u"
21:20.17Monet__Huh?
21:20.19TechnobliteratorHEY BATMAN DO YOU WANT TO SEE MY PENIS
21:21.04OluapPlayerhur
21:21.05Monet__I knwo Bane most ofr doing this http://www.gigaventure.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/banebackbreak.png
21:21.14OluapPlayerhttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Maps/1825 well there's a Borealis map
21:21.21Technobliteratorno Empires?
21:21.22Wormy:2long4u: https://www.facebook.com/notes/flow-cartagena/long-cat/10152632450774664
21:21.43OluapPlayerThe empires are already on the map
21:21.54Technobliteratorbut if you add pims
21:21.57Technobliteratoryou can link to their pages
21:22.12OluapPlayerThat's not what I want to do though
21:22.41OluapPlayerAnd I just realized Matriarchy is mispelled in that map
21:22.43OluapPlayermeh hur
21:22.46Monet__pims?
21:22.55Technobliteratorpin
21:23.05Monet__Ahh right
21:26.07Monet__Thanos kicks Bane in the nads.
21:27.49Xhohttps://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t1.0-9/10606209_4500904578522_7629523373225357245_n.jpg
21:27.59Monet__He can chill peope lto the bone by talking to them.
21:28.02WormySo I'm Champagne http://survley.com/result/what-alcohol-are-you.html
21:28.07XhoWell
21:28.12Wormyi was hoping to be beer nvm
21:28.19XhoBane is a chemically engineered mercenary
21:28.40XhoThanos is an extradimensional supervillain
21:29.11Monet__Hmm good point
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21:30.14Monet__Okay, Bane vs Madman
21:31.00Monet__That's probably a fairer fight
21:32.13Monet__I owuld have suggested the Hulk buuut Hulk's strength is highly determined by plot
21:33.02Tek0516Yep.
21:33.23Monet__EIther he's lifting tanks with a bit of shift in his body weight, or he's delivering a punch that shatters an entire planet.
21:36.37WormyWhat about Juggernaut?
21:37.58Monet__Funnily enough I was about to suggest him
21:39.06Monet__Has anyone actually managed to stop Juggernaut with their own bodies while he's in mid-charge?
21:39.50XhoWormy: I'm Cocktail
21:40.12Monet__SInce he is pretty-much the unstoppable force made manifest.
21:42.40WormyThe Hulk could stop him
21:43.02WormyJugg would be about to win when Hulk suddenly gets angrier
21:43.17WormyHulk will tire Jugg
21:44.13Monet__Tiring Jugg out...I tihnk that has worked on occasion.
21:44.29Monet__Usually though several dozen blows to his head though
21:45.29Monet__Cain Marko's ability to smash though just about anything with little loss ot momentum kinda makes him immune t concussion.
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21:47.03WormyHe could certainly knock Hulk over
21:47.22Monet__ALso another thing about pairing Bane agianst Hulk is Hulk has fought literally everybody in Marvel canon.
21:48.24Monet__I had one copy of Amazing Spider-Man somewhere that started a strip with Spidey's kull enveloped by Hulk's green fingers.
21:48.40Monet__spidey's head*
21:49.35Monet__Spidey later "defeated" him by setting out some fresh fish in the middle of a warehouse. Hulk ate it, calmed down, returned ot being Bruce Banner
21:50.17Monet__...then after a few minutes talking to the web-head General ROss shows up with a battallion with the intent of attaching this high-tech dog collar to Banner.
21:50.38TekDroidO.o
21:50.54XhoHulk in the Marvel films does seem borderline invincible
21:51.18XhoEspecially if he can throttle Thor and Loki effortlessly
21:51.43TekDroidThey had one scebe in avengers where he was surrounded with the enemy firing everything at him.
21:51.44Monet__In true Spider-man luck, Spidey tries ot talk Ross down all the while Banner is transforming *right behind him*. And he only notices a moment before Hulk jumps though the warehouse roof.
21:53.01Monet__Xho: Yeah. *somehow* Hulk is and allways will be the most powerful gamma mutant ever created.
21:53.30Monet__No matter how many attempts are made to replicate Banner's accident.
21:54.05Monet__The result just doesn't turn out as powered-up as him.
21:54.22TekDroidAnd anyone that is more powerful has a lethal flaw?
21:54.29Monet__Yeah
21:54.42Wormyhttp://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/08/12/article-2187276-1482FF63000005DC-699_468x281.jpg
21:55.04Monet__I think it's something to do with how heavily messed up in the head Bruce is
21:55.26Monet__He had a short fuse asa child and suffered a *lot* of abuse from his asshole dad
22:00.03Monet__Wormy: Some strange thinking can go on at DARPA.
22:00.27Monet__I recall Blade Wolf in MGR was a DARPA project.
22:02.19Xhohttps://scontent-a-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10347699_2288071284581443_4935540826947960110_n.jpg?oh=18d660df396d6f15253b7f5358bc7d9d&oe=54645DFB "Being sober and trying to control your drunk friend"
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22:09.05Monet__Oluap: Added Praetoria. If I got the year mentioned wrong, can you tell me?
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22:16.10OluapCollegekehehehehe
22:16.53Monet__Oluap: Added Praetoria to the map
22:17.13OluapCollegerite
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22:29.51Knight_AlienHello
22:33.27Monet__Hello
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22:54.38Wormyhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anatoli_Bugorski
22:55.50DrodoEmpire"...struck by a particle accelerator beam"
22:55.54DrodoEmpireWh...
22:55.57DrodoEmpire...How?
22:55.58DrodoEmpireXD
22:57.07DrodoEmpireHuh, and he lived to tell the tale
22:58.53OluapCollegepew pew in real life
22:58.57DrodoEmpirelol
23:00.28Knight_Gamenightwow.
23:06.48Wormy"Reportedly, he saw a flash 'brighter than a thousand suns,' but did not feel any pain."
23:09.58OluapCollegeUgh, trying to write a text in portuguese
23:10.04OluapCollegeI kept writing words in english
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23:25.03Technobliteratorwhat kind of text?
23:26.27OluapCollegeCollege stuff
23:26.48Technobliteratorah, right
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