IRC log for #sporewiki on 20140621

00:00.59XhoBut yeah there's a lot more to the Kicathian language than the page leads on
00:01.18XhoIt's only one and the most common mutation of the language out of hundreds if not thousands
00:01.50XhoMost of them are mutually intelligible though not at a first glance
00:02.59XhoWhich reminds me
00:03.13XhoOse: You're Norwegian if I'm not mistaken
00:03.40XhoIs it true that Norwegian and Swedish are mutually intelligible
00:05.40XhoBah I'll get my answer later, I need sleep
00:06.32HachimanBai
00:08.27MonetGoodnight
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00:11.03WormyI like to watch this series called river monster where a biologist and expert fisherman goes to exotic places and hunts man-eating fish4
00:11.20Wormyquite unsettling really to imagine river fish eating adult people
00:11.42WormyOne such fish recently bit a man's face offd
00:12.27HachimanGeezush
00:12.45HachimanI get reminded about this anime OVA I watched today called Gyo: Tokyo Fish Attaxk
00:12.48Hachiman*Attack
00:14.26HachimanBasically fish and other aquatic creatures are found with spider-like, mechanical devices attached to their underbellies of supposedly unknown origin and begin to walk on land and invade Japan's coastline and soon urban areas, and all the while they're producing this horrid, putrid smell of rotting flesh and death
00:14.32WormyIn the same river, a boy got his foot snagged in the fishing net, was dragged in.  The fish was caught and shot, and the boy was found inside
00:15.09Wormythat's rather macabre
00:15.37HachimanWhile it proves more of an annoyance if anything at the start, soon sharks and other dangerous aquatic animals are found with these spider-like legs and begin terrorizing the Japanese populace, causing roads to shut down and many to lose their lives
00:16.08MonetBloody hell
00:16.58WormyThe man whos face was ripped off actually had his face eaten
00:17.05Wormydown to the bone
00:17.09HachimanSoon, the "death stench" that emanates from these walking, aquatic creatures begins to sort of "infest" people - much of the population after several days are found to become bloated, obese, and flatulent with this horrifying stench if they sustain injury from the legs that these creatures are walking on
00:17.32Wormyweird
00:19.11MonetOh thanks.
00:19.33MonetThat's some lovely imagery
00:19.51Wormydon't go down to the river today monet
00:20.02HachimanSo what's happening is that the Kanto region of Japan is getting invaded by a horde of biomechanical undead marine creatures, and soon once the humans begin getting bloated, the "walkers" that are attached to the marine life pretty much accustom themselves to 'humans'
00:20.26MonetI live a five minute walk from a fishing lake!
00:20.41HachimanThey detach from the fish/explode the fish with gas and attach themselves to the humans, who are all fully conscious as they are bound and implanted with wires and tubes that sprout from these mysterious walker devices
00:21.49HachimanSoon, the 'walkers' grow to become large enough that instead of using a single human as a host to spread this horrific, viral stench, they become entire walking colonies on spider legs
00:22.15MonetI don't think I want ot hear anymore...
00:23.03Hachimanhttp://i.imgur.com/G3Y1d.jpg Here's a panel of one of the sharks
00:23.25MonetThis talk of mechanical spiders reminds me of these robots fro mRed Alert 2
00:23.50Hachimanhttp://img269.imageshack.us/img269/6683/gashunk.png ...And here's a panel of what happens to the humans
00:24.47MonetThese spider-like things that would cling to the underside of tanks and gradually dismantle them. They also insta-killed any infantry by jumping on them
00:25.20Hachimanhttp://www.bogleech.com/halloween/ito-stench2.jpg Sorry
00:26.04WormyNUKE'EM RICO
00:26.50Wormyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ibnHGWR9pU
00:29.10MonetSuddenly I don't feel like playing Tomb Raider 2012
00:29.41MonetStorms, jungle, rivers, mud, blood and Oni.
00:31.54HachimanThe most horrifying thing is that I live right beside the sea so I can pretty much replace the Japanese coastline with my area and you get the same scenario in that manga
00:33.37HachimanSoon, entire cities just smell of death and corpses and decomposition because of the constant flatulence produced by the "hosts" of those walkers, and they don't only take over humans either; fish, sharks, whales, humans, cats, dogs, lizards, mice, birds, all are subject to becoming a host
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00:35.01MonetEwww
00:35.12MonetMust purge mind...
00:35.16Hachimanhttp://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/161/789/gyo-2375507.jpg?1313269570 Meanwhile you get little gems like this
00:36.44HachimanA meme even popped up from this manga; whenever a walker approaches, specifically one using a shark as a host, you see the caption "Gashunk" to let you know about the sound it makes while it walks
00:37.11HachimanGyo is so surreal and horrifying yet has some genuinely funny moments and aspects to it
00:37.38MonetGreat, now I have this image of oen of the pods from Invasion of the Body Snatchers in th eform of a Boomer
00:37.59MonetBoomers were creepy enough
00:42.01TekDroidLol, Spore is on a Steam flash sale right now.
00:46.30MonetI sometimes wonder where Japan gets its ideas
00:48.02HachimanWell Japan has an affinity for the ocean and the supernatural
00:49.16MonetTrue.
00:49.28HachimanAnd as a result they also tend to have a thing for gorn
00:49.47MonetGreek Muth can be pretty bad or striking sometimes
00:50.20MonetLike Diomodes owning a herd of vicious horses that sustained themselves on human flesh.
00:52.33HachimanThere was this one Japanese horror story about a samurai who ventures into the woods one night and comes across a nude man. The nude man doesn't listen to the warnings and concerns of the samurai and proceeds to bend over, opens his asshole, and reveals a large staring eye located in his anus that glares at the samurai
00:52.39HachimanAnd the story ends pretty much there
00:53.10MonetOH THAT IS NASTY
00:53.42Monethttp://cdn10.mixrmedia.com/wp-uploads/wirebot/blog/2010/07/image_tomb_raider_9-11141-1912_0003-1.jpg here's some very early "mosnter art" from Tomb Raider 2012
00:54.05HachimanAre they included in the game?
00:54.19MonetNah.
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00:55.54MonetSo far the only supernatural things i've seen (I am yet to finsih the game) are storms that appear out of nowhere to crash ships and aircraft arriving on or leaving the island, these giant things that locals are calling Oni and talk of some god-queen
00:56.36MonetWhatever these Oni are they're about 3 metres tall (at least) and roar and grunt lie bears
00:57.24MonetThey look human, if a bit porky, and wield giant metal clubs the size of Lara
00:58.25HachimanMind giving me an image?
00:59.45Monethttp://dev.dualshockers.com:8000/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Tomb-Raider-Oni-Warrior-Battle.jpg
01:00.18MonetBut most of the island's current population are hundreds of madmen formed into some kind of bloodthirsty cult. A recent section I even learned how they induct people.
01:00.38HachimanAh so they look at least kind of accurate to the standard and traditional interpretation of Oni from Japanese folklore
01:00.59MonetYeah.
01:01.51MonetFirst mention of Oni was from a jounal that once belonged to an Imperial Japanese soldier that I found in an overturned truck in the island's forests.
01:02.13MonetAlthough there was no body in the truck.
01:02.34HachimanThis reminds me, I still need to make trolls for the Fantasyverse
01:03.16HachimanImp suggested I make them different to the standard troll; more elegant and deiwos-like rather than beastlike
01:04.07MonetWOuldn't that make them closer to ogres or giants?
01:04.43HachimanYeah that is what I was thinking
01:05.03HachimanSo really I dunno how to handle them
01:05.25HachimanAlthough Imp said that elves in WoW are related to the trolls in some way or another I dunno hur
01:07.07MonetYeah, in WoW all elves are descended from trolls. A clan of trolls that lived around the Well of Eternity which somehow made them both beautiful and adept at magic.
01:07.39Hachimanhai u
01:07.45MonetHello
01:07.46OluapPlayeromg hai
01:08.56Monethttp://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c7/John_Bauer_1915.jpg if it inspires you, here's a 1915 depiction of one a Troll based on the original germanic interpretation
01:09.43OluapPlayerGoddamn I thought today's class was never gonna end
01:09.55OluapPlayerI got bored halfway through and started reading creepypastas on my phone
01:10.07Hachimanolol
01:10.19HachimanMonet: They look like giant goblins hur
01:10.54MonetThe idea of trolls may have come from troglodytes; primitive cave-dwellers.
01:11.20OluapPlayerSo yeah I'm really bored
01:11.23OluapPlayerneed entertainment nao
01:11.58MonetOluapPLayer: I read that chapter
01:12.14MonetI feel bad now for inviting Aldaren to dinner.
01:12.27OluapPlayerhur
01:12.48OluapPlayerOh yeah I gotta update some pages now
01:13.09MonetMaybe a weekend break on Alcanti will be good for her
01:14.29Wormybye
01:19.32Monethttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Agent_Nu%27s_Andromedan_City_Break#Ascendancy have some Nu, hope it cheers you up.
01:26.58MonetOluapPlayer: I want to apologise for acting like a orick recently, it was uncalled for.
01:27.18OluapPlayerIt's ok
01:30.55MonetI've also learned that I make a lot of dumb decisions if I'm tense or frustrated.
01:31.27MonetSO I'll try and combat that
01:32.52OluapPlayerThat's a thing that happens to everyone really
01:35.11MonetTrue,
01:35.50MonetAlthough I suppose one upside to my tenseness or frustration is high levels of gorn.
01:36.11OluapPlayerI'm not very good at writing gorn
01:36.22OluapPlayerI wanted Rebaris' death to be gorier but I couldn't think of anything
01:37.09MonetSuppose Torrent could have ripped him in half by the arms.
01:37.39OluapPlayerTorrent could've ripped him in half vertically if he wanted
01:37.52OluapPlayerBut then I thought a "clean" death fit Rebaris more
01:37.57OluapPlayerSo it was just a neck snap
01:38.06OluapPlayerwould fit*
01:40.08OluapPlayerRebaris' page is so minimal it actually irks me, I'm gonna give this a good rewrite
01:42.46MonetI suppose Torrent could have suffocated him, but what's done is done.
01:43.25OluapPlayerThere was the whole head-stomp after that but he was already dead by then
01:43.29OluapPlayerSo it doesn't count hur
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01:46.03DrodoEmpireHey, everyone
01:46.08MonetHi
01:46.34MonetOluapPlayer: So a clean death follwoed by a very messy insult ot injury
01:46.41OluapPlayerYup
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01:46.43LawfulInsaneHello.
01:48.23OluapPlayerBy the way, I should apologize of how I spoke to you about Valserion. We can work on him if you're still interested
01:51.22MonetApology accepted. Although I'm stumped about involvement, then again it is getting late for me.
01:51.43OluapPlayerWe can talk about it tomorrow
01:51.50MonetSure.
01:56.27MonetGoodnight
01:56.31OluapPlayerGoodnight
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04:50.51Tybusenso uh
04:51.05TybusenHas anyone else noticed that Galactic Adventures is 5 years old now
05:10.32AngrybirdsHm.
06:45.50Tybusenbrb gonna restart my comp
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08:18.29AdmiralPandahi all
08:18.36TybusenGreetings
08:18.50TybusenYou are the 500th visitor to this channel
08:19.01TybusenClick here to win a free iPad
08:19.19AdmiralPandadoes not click
08:20.08Tybuseninstead gives the iPad to Hachiman
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08:23.27ImpyDroidHello everyone
08:23.58AdmiralPandahi
08:28.42TybusenHello Imp
08:29.00ImpyDroidHello comrade
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08:50.26ImpyDroidHello comrade Ink
08:51.55Liquid_InkGood evening Comrade Impy
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08:56.45JepardiHi
09:10.12TybusenHachiman: http://fav.me/d7nakgq Behold my art
09:15.06Tybusengood night all
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10:08.04ImpyDroidohX
10:08.15AdmiralPandaHi Xho
10:08.33XhoMentlegen
10:08.50AdmiralPandaI think I've just found a magic item that Xho would love to get his hands on (unintentional funny) if he ever played D&D
10:09.34AdmiralPanda"Gauntlet of the Wraith - This iron gauntlet is permeated with necromantic energies, and is cold as the grave. As a standard action, the wearer may reach out to drain a portion of the target's life force to restore their own."
10:10.22AdmiralPandabasically, you can go around poking people and it drains the life out of them
10:11.02ImpyDroidI want
10:12.08AdmiralPandaI was looking back at old character sheets, and that's one of the items one of my characters possessed back when we were playing an evil campaign
10:12.09ImpyDroidWait
10:12.30Liquid_InkSounds like something you could give people handjobs with.
10:12.34AdmiralPandaand it only took me the lives of thirty six slaves dying to a wraith to figure out how the spell worked
10:13.18ImpyDroidhur
10:13.29AdmiralPandaall in all I consider it a good trade
10:14.33AdmiralPandaheh, now that I remember it, that item was cursed too
10:15.23AdmiralPandaif you didn't drain a sufficiently powerful creature's life (i.e. actually kill them rather than just drain a level or two) within a day of donning the gauntlet it started draining the wearer's life
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10:27.35AdmiralPandahai oluap
10:27.41OluapPlayerohi
10:27.57AdmiralPandahm, I suppose I should finish off those creature stat blocks for the next session, shouldn't I
10:28.21OluapPlayerYes, indeed
10:34.20XhoOluapPlayer: http://www.deviantart.com/art/SEDUCE-HIM-462171719
10:35.21OluapPlayerXho: ohdeer
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10:39.27XhoOluapPlayer: git ur vampoyr plut dun
10:40.08OluapPlayerAfter eye-c age
10:40.25Xhowen dat dun
10:41.14OluapPlayerin about 8 sections
10:41.30Xhoi cant wait dat long
10:41.43OluapPlayer2bad ur gonna wait
10:41.54XhoNIIIIIIIIIIH
10:41.59OluapPlayerying
10:42.10XhoI was intending to type NOOOOOOOOOH there and hit the wrong key
10:42.22OluapPlayerhur
10:42.34AdmiralPandathat engrish seared my soul like Xho being hit by concentrated science
10:42.48XhoMy condolences
10:42.57AdmiralPandaall good :P
10:43.20AdmiralPandaalso, two of six templates completed OluapPlayer
10:43.43AdmiralPandaif you somehow manage to eke out more than six encounters in a single session I'm gonna make a hat out of marzipan and eat that hat
10:44.02Xhogeezush
10:44.29AdmiralPandamarzipan = sugar candy
10:44.32OluapPlayerAdmiralPanda: hope u like marzipan fagit
10:44.43AdmiralPandaand yes I do, it's delicious :D
10:45.01OluapPlayerEveryone wins
10:45.02AdmiralPandabut I'm being quite serious about that, I do doubt you'll clear six encounters in one session
10:45.02Xhohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2XeVs4wqdE The Trials of Pelagrios
10:45.26OluapPlayerDid we ever do more than 2 encounters in one session?
10:45.38AdmiralPandabtw Xho can you recommend any metal bands that do things similar to this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUiOylPbfV0
10:45.43AdmiralPandaOluap: I think not
10:45.58AdmiralPandathis is of course your first experience of a dungeon crawl, but still
10:46.05XhoAdmiralPanda: Not my kind of metal
10:46.10AdmiralPandafair enough
10:46.17OluapPlayerWe're usually too busy getting distracted by immature jokes
10:46.45AdmiralPandaspeaking of immaturity, after looking back at my old campaign stuff, I remember why I tolerate all the sexual stuff Hachi gets up to
10:47.00AdmiralPandabasically, he's nothing compared to one guy I played with
10:47.08OluapPlayerOh geez
10:47.15AdmiralPandaboth in quantity and… shall we say "quality"
10:47.22AdmiralPandaand by quality I mean appropriateness in ANY context
10:47.54AdmiralPandathe party rejoiced when that character screwed up one too many times and I executed him for his rudeness
10:48.06XhoThat *is* bad
10:48.26AdmiralPandayeah, at least Hachi is somewhat tasteful in his innuendo
10:48.54OluapPlayerHachi takes the game seriously at least
10:49.02AdmiralPandathis guy's thought process was something like this: "so it's customary to compliment a woman's beauty when meeting them in this realm. better grab my crotch and say she makes me horny"
10:49.05XhoImpyDroid: You know that the Old Tongue for the Empire of Man is 'Hominum Imperium'
10:49.07AdmiralPandanote, he said this to the queen of the realm
10:49.21OluapPlayerEh
10:49.28AdmiralPandaand we had to kill three giants at level three to get this audience
10:49.31XhoShouldn't it be something like 'Imperium Hominis'
10:49.39Xho'Imperium Hominae' or someting
10:49.40OluapPlayerThere's a fine line between funny and dumb
10:50.00Xho"so it's customary to compliment a woman's beauty when meeting them in this realm. better grab my crotch and say she makes me horny"
10:50.04XhoThat made me laugh
10:50.17AdmiralPandait's funny for you, we went through hell just to get in that room
10:50.24AdmiralPandaand hten in thirty seconds he got us thrown back out
10:50.29Xhohih
10:50.41AdmiralPandamy character murdered his for that
10:50.52AdmiralPandanot even kidding, just straight up grabbed him and broke his neck
10:50.58OluapPlayerhoh
10:51.11AdmiralPandathis is why gnomes should not annoy orcs
10:51.46XhoOr 'Regnum Hominis' or 'Imperium Hominum'
10:51.47ImpyDroidXho: I think it should be 'Imperium Hominis'
10:51.56ImpyDroidAlso Hachi wrote this not me
10:52.15OluapPlayerImpyDroid: http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Ice_Age/Year_7#Ruler_of_the_Zoles chek
10:52.25ImpyDroidImperium Humanitatis seems to fit
10:52.47XhoEmpire of Humanity, guess it works
10:53.13XhoBut humanitas doesn't mean humanity as a race
10:53.28XhoIt means humanity as in human nature
10:54.13XhoGeneris humani I think works for 'human race' but I dunno
10:55.00ImpyDroidTrue
10:55.40ImpyDroidI'l fix the Latin on the Empire's page when possible, most of it is Canis Latinicus hur
10:56.02ImpyDroidOluapPlayer: Nice death hur
10:56.18ImpyDroidDidn't predict that
10:57.01ImpyDroidImperium Humanum fits the best IMO
10:57.27ImpyDroidHuman Empire hur
10:57.31XhoThat works
10:59.07XhoThat being said I changed the Old Tongue on the Shiarchon page to Dark Elvish
10:59.25XhoSo the Dark Elvish term for 'Legion of Shiarchon' is 'Aṃverôm Adrávǽliisǣvarasímus'
10:59.39OluapPlayerfuk ur ǣ
10:59.49XhoShiarchon - ;A;
11:00.17ImpyDroidHWÆT
11:00.56ImpyDroidÆ is bæst lættær
11:01.05XhoI forget how Adrávǽliisǣvaram came about as a word
11:01.48XhoIt think it was a massive corruption of the word dryadalus
11:01.48ImpyDroidKeyboard facerolling?
11:02.04XhoThen I threw Chaosphere Tongue at it
11:02.15XhoEt voilà
11:02.59ImpyDroidThis reminds me
11:03.04XhoActually that's wrong my bad
11:03.24ImpyDroidI actually wonder why humans would use magik Latin at all
11:03.51XhoAdrávǽliisǣvarasís not Adrávǽliisǣvarasímus, stoopid dark elvish cases
11:04.38XhoCollective genitive for Adrávǽliisǣvaram is Adrávǽliisǣvarasís, Collective instrumental is Adrávǽliisǣvarasímus
11:04.58XhoIf it was 'Empire With the Shiarchon' it would make sense but since its 'Empire of the Shiarchon'
11:05.35AdmiralPandaslowly begins to understand how Xho feels in a science discussion
11:05.48ImpyDroid'with the Shiarchon'
11:05.50XhoThe balls are in my court mwahaha
11:05.53AdmiralPandaanyway, back to applying shadow creature templates to rape tentacles
11:05.54ImpyDroidSo, comitative mood?
11:05.57ImpyDroidLike in Korean
11:06.00XhoInstrumental case actually
11:06.08ImpyDroid*case
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11:06.25ImpyDroidInstrumental, rite
11:06.26ImpyDroidHi Mon
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11:06.29XhoSince the Shiarchon aren't being used as an object using the instrumental case would be incorrect
11:06.38ImpyDroidSo, like, 'The Empire using Shiarchon'
11:06.41XhoYeah
11:06.48ImpyDroidKalarah - WORK SLAVE
11:06.50AdmiralPandahi Monet
11:06.56MonetHello
11:07.10ImpyDroidYou could say that Dark Elvish uses instrumentative as genitive, it happens with languages
11:07.12AdmiralPandatis hard to make encounters cus you people have so few magic items :/
11:07.23AdmiralPandawhich is entirely my fault but meh :P
11:07.24ImpyDroidRussian's genitive is ablative
11:07.36XhoThey could but there's a distinct difference
11:07.39Monetgib us magic then
11:07.40XhoThey might have ceremonial terms referring to Caligaduro Provectus that use the instrumental case but I couldn't think of one
11:08.34ImpyDroidAdmiralPanda: You're in the Shadow Plane now?
11:08.44Xhohttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Creature:Shiarchon/Dark_Elvish#Examples That's sort of what I use to base it off
11:08.46AdmiralPandathe whole world is part shadow plane, remember?
11:09.05ImpyDroidWell, actual shadow plane as opposed to shadowplaned reality
11:09.14AdmiralPandano, still in the same world
11:09.18ImpyDroidrire
11:09.21ImpyDroidrite
11:09.40ImpyDroidLemme join pwease ●~●
11:09.52ImpyDroid...Nevermind
11:09.54OluapPlayerNo hur
11:09.54AdmiralPandait's not me you have to convince
11:10.09XhoI doubt you'd ever see the word 'ǽlutratáēvarsimulús' used in Dark Elvish since it's an instrumental collective case for 'freedom'
11:10.28XhoSomething something 'using all freedoms'
11:11.01ImpyDroidRite, OluapPlayer
11:11.24ImpyDroidSeriously, I made mistakes before, but it's not that I can't change
11:11.28ImpyDroidI actually take courses to remain calm under pressure
11:11.38MonetImperios...
11:11.50XhoI should get me some those courses
11:11.59XhoI smash office supplies when they don't work for me
11:12.05ImpyDroidBack when we last played I was highly stressed because of exams
11:12.06XhoAlmost had a disciplinary I think
11:12.20ImpyDroidNow they're done and I excelled
11:12.21OluapPlayerWe're close to ending, no point having people join now
11:12.28XhoEnding
11:12.30XhoFOREVER
11:12.31XhoAND EVER
11:12.36XhoI'll go for a shower now
11:12.42ImpyDroidIt's not that
11:12.58ImpyDroidI wanna play to show I can be a good player so next time we play, you would let me
11:13.03ImpyDroidRight?
11:13.16OluapPlayerNext time is not now
11:13.36ImpyDroidAlso I developed a technique that lets me kill people instantly in two turns
11:13.39ImpyDroidWith a bit of luck
11:13.51ImpyDroidI mean in D&D hue
11:14.21Monet"Vekaron - I don't know. I've never seen [a syringe gun] before. I guess the Dracogonarious like being retro"
11:14.49ImpyDroidAlso I had a plan about Tsedbal and I wanna showcase it
11:15.07MonetI admit, in my imagination Dracs DID fit into a 60s sci-fi environment for some reason.
11:15.09OluapPlayerStop talking about this
11:15.13AdmiralPandathings have kicked too far into gear for Tsedbal's side plot to happen now
11:15.20AdmiralPandathe party literally doesn't have time
11:15.24ImpyDroidRight, sorrt
11:15.37ImpyDroidWant me to tell it then?
11:15.58OluapPlayerMonet: I remember you mentioning that and it was part of the reason I wrote it that way
11:16.43MonetYeah, it came ot me while I was drawing Koluap
11:16.50ImpyDroidOkay
11:17.13ImpyDroidI woll be absent for next two weeks anyway
11:17.16ImpyDroid*will
11:17.21MonetYeah, if I remember in the old days, syringes were made of glass.
11:17.31ImpyDroidI assume you'll be done in three games?
11:17.47OluapPlayerPossibly
11:17.58ImpyDroidrite
11:18.23OluapPlayerI don't know how to explain the weapon, so I describe it as being a syringe gun
11:18.29ImpyDroidIt's just... I don't get it
11:18.34OluapPlayerIt's not literally a syringe gun, it just looks like one
11:18.43ImpyDroidI spent days studing D&D mechanics
11:18.51MonetOluap: I'll just assume you had Medic's syringe launcher in mind
11:18.55OluapPlayerI had
11:18.56ImpyDroidOnly to be kicked before I can actually implement them
11:18.58ImpyDroidActuallt ncm
11:19.00ImpyDroidnvm
11:19.07ImpyDroidI'll just come next match
11:19.17ImpyDroidYou willl call me, right?
11:19.25AdmiralPandaif you keep talking about it, no
11:19.26ImpyDroid*could
11:19.31AdmiralPandabecause you're getting on my nerves right now
11:19.39OluapPlayerI told you to stop
11:19.40ImpyDroidHey
11:20.01AdmiralPandaand you did promise me you'd stop talking about it
11:20.18ImpyDroidThat's the first time in a while I mentioned this
11:20.24Monetslaps ImyDroid
11:20.28AdmiralPandathere wasn't a time limit on your promise
11:20.30ImpyDroidRighr right
11:20.31MonetImpyDroid*
11:20.33OluapPlayerOne time is already too much
11:20.38ImpyDroidSorry! Sorry!
11:20.54ImpyDroidWhat I can do for you then
11:21.04AdmiralPandastop
11:21.05OluapPlayerStop pestering us about this campaign
11:21.05AdmiralPandatalking
11:21.06AdmiralPandaabout
11:21.07AdmiralPandait
11:21.09ImpyDroidSorry
11:21.18ImpyDroidJust don't hate me
11:21.19ImpyDroidPlease
11:21.31OluapPlayerWe don't hate you
11:21.37OluapPlayerBut you're being really annoying right now
11:21.41AdmiralPanda^
11:21.44ImpyDroidSorry
11:21.45ImpyDroidSorry
11:22.15ImpyDroidCan we talk about cupcakes instead?
11:22.31OluapPlayerWe can
11:22.40ImpyDroidCUPCAKES
11:22.53OluapPlayerMonet: https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/1/1c/RedBlutsauger.png?t=20111211061754 my mental image of the weapon is something like this pretty much
11:23.29MonetOKay fair enough.
11:25.12ImpyDroidCan we pretend nothing happened?
11:25.34OluapPlayerYes
11:25.51ImpyDroidYES YES NOTHING HAPPENED AT ALL THIS DIALOGUE DID NOT EXIST
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11:26.01AdmiralPandawell
11:26.04OluapPlayerWeirdo hur
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11:26.10ImpyDroidI feel better now
11:26.18MonetJust clearing the chat?
11:26.34ImpyDroidI did not have anything to clear
11:26.39ImpyDroidNothing happened
11:26.42ImpyDroidNothing
11:26.48OluapPlayerAlright then
11:27.02MonetActually you're right, nothing happened.
11:27.09OluapPlayerhttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Captain:Rebaris I've done rewritting this page
11:27.19OluapPlayerI only expand on characters after I murder them
11:27.51MonetTis good philosophy
11:28.37ImpyDroidHuh
11:29.01MonetLooking at the two different skin armours we've used - skin-hardening nanomachines and sub-dermal plating, I think I can safely say that weighing up the advantages and disadvantages, they're pretty even.
11:30.17OluapPlayerI believe people were unhappy with how I portraited the skin-hardening Armstrongmachines, so they should be happy with this plot. It's basically me showing it being defeated over and over
11:30.27ImpyDroidHeh
11:30.32AdmiralPandaI'd say the nano machines are slightly better because at least your joints get to move without sacrificing too much mobility
11:30.39AdmiralPandatoo much protection*
11:31.17MonetWell, skin hardening in the event of impact may be less reliable and more prone to missing shots (depending on the sophistication), but it does prevent the skin from breaking when it does activate. While sub-dermal armour while more passive, still leaves the epidermis at risk from damage and, as Panda said, it can hinder movement
11:31.18ImpyDroidAdmiralPanda: This actually makes me wonder how useful Space Marine-esque armour actually is in sci-fi settings
11:31.47AdmiralPandaImpyDroid: given that it's practically tank armour, AND it enhances their physical capabilities more than tenfold, a lot
11:31.58OluapPlayerOnly Torrent has "in response to trauma" hardening
11:32.02ImpyDroidI mean the agility
11:32.08OluapPlayerThe members of Dark Grip have to manually activate their machines
11:32.26ImpyDroidSure the SM armor has special automated joints and whatnot and SMs themselves are fairly agile
11:32.29AdmiralPandaI take it you've read none of the books
11:32.52MonetOluapPlayer: Batch production vs. one-of-a-kind?
11:32.54AdmiralPandaSpace Marines are actually incredibly agile, especially in armour
11:32.58ImpyDroidI mean that kind of armour in general
11:33.11ImpyDroidAdmiralPanda_: Of course I did
11:33.16ImpyDroidYou misunderstood me
11:33.20AdmiralPandanot as agile as an Eldar, for example, but they're capable of sophisticated combat maneuvres
11:33.21OluapPlayerMonet: Torrent intentionally made their nanomachines inferior in the event that they turned on him
11:33.40AdmiralPandaok what did you mean?
11:33.50ImpyDroidI don't mean SM armour, I mean the 'bulky' armour general
11:33.52ImpyDroid*in general
11:34.13AdmiralPandawell since that bulky armour has inbuilt motivators (in any realistic setting), yes it's still useful
11:34.26OluapPlayerWhich eventually happened with Dolgan, but she lost her machines in the Drac planet
11:34.33MonetOluapPLayer: ah okay so He has the better toys so in the event of betrayal he had the upper hand.
11:34.36AdmiralPandaunless the enemy is using gravity guns or something, more mass made of the same material is always going to be a better protection
11:34.40OluapPlayerExactly
11:35.26OluapPlayerAll of Dark Grip's members have reasons to potentially betray Torrent
11:35.27ImpyDroidSo the only case he would be bested in combat would be if all of his guys turned at him
11:35.32MonetWitohut those motivators, anyone wearing a se of Space Marine armour would be as nimble as a Dalek.
11:35.40AdmiralPandaTerminator armour was initially designed as a means of repairing Titan power cores from the inside- do that with your fancy nanomachines :P
11:35.40OluapPlayerSince they're all psychos to some extent
11:36.51MonetAs a psychologist I am happy with this logic.
11:37.31ImpyDroidAdmiralPanda: Wow, I didn't know that
11:37.31OluapPlayerXegriek was a loony, T'enth-ei‎ would follow a better master if he found one, Kravh is totally insane, Dolgan hates people, Chahenthras is mistreated by him and Brakarion could potentially get rid of Torrent and take over
11:38.17MonetYes, insanity normally comes with a reduced level of deductive reasoning and reliability around others.
11:38.21ImpyDroidNormal Space Marine armour was based on Thunder Warrior armour right?
11:38.30AdmiralPandaImpyDroid: Yeah, Terminator Armour (wasn't called that at the time) predates Space Marines
11:38.40OluapPlayerKravh sees Torrent as "kill last"
11:39.00AdmiralPandaprettymuch, since they're essentially the same thing just weaker
11:39.02ImpyDroidI know it is also called Tactical Dreadnought Armour
11:39.18AdmiralPandathat's its official name, Terminator is just its nickname
11:39.21MonetOluapPlayer: Reminds me of one guy from the anime Baccano!
11:39.26ImpyDroidYa I know
11:39.34ImpyDroidWait, weaker?
11:39.35OluapPlayerI don't think I've heard of
11:39.43AdmiralPandaSpace Marines are weaker than Thunder Warriors
11:39.56ImpyDroidThought Thunder Warriors were stupid psychos
11:40.13ImpyDroidThat were killed off by their own genetic alterations
11:40.22MonetHe was a homicidal looney who had a rather deep fascination with killing people. He mentioned that as a show of affection, his girlfriend would be the last person he'd ever kill.
11:40.33OluapPlayerhur
11:40.52AdmiralPandaSome where crazy, but they all had genetic flaws that made them unviable as a long-term investment
11:41.01AdmiralPandaSpace Marines were more stable, but at the cost of being weaker
11:41.09ImpyDroidah
11:41.24ImpyDroidI thought the 'dies in a few decades' flaw was intentjonal
11:41.43AdmiralPandadon't think so
11:42.28ImpyDroidGiven that SMs are essentially immortal, it makes sense
11:42.51ImpyDroidSpeaking of which am I the only person who hates Space Marines?
11:43.05Monet"Aww look what happened to this poor sick bastard [one of his goons who's face had been destroyed by being pressed against the sleepers underneath a moving train]. When I find out who did this I'm going totapdance on his head like the ***damn Bojangles!" >> him indulging in his love for murder. Note that when talking about tapdancing, he trampled the head of the goon repeatedly sending blood everywhere.
11:43.11OluapPlayerI don't find them interesting
11:43.19AdmiralPandawait no, it was intentional
11:43.22OluapPlayerNot when you have Orks and Tyranids on the same setting
11:43.37AdmiralPandathey were designed to be short-lived so that when the War of Unification ended they wouldn't destroy the place
11:43.39Technobliteratorthe Space Marines are alright
11:43.46Hachimanhai
11:43.49OluapPlayeromg hai
11:43.49Technobliteratorthey are not bad
11:43.50HachimanSpace Marines are shit
11:43.51AdmiralPandathe Space Marines were designed to be biologically immortal, on the other hand
11:43.55ImpyDroidC rhat's was I was talkinf
11:43.58ImpyDroidabour
11:44.02AdmiralPandaSpace Marines as in the book are boring, it's what you do with them
11:44.05ImpyDroidgr sruoid keyboard
11:44.21OluapPlayerActually I think I can post the next Ice Age section now
11:44.23Technobliteratorthe problem is they are not really standout
11:44.27MonetOluap: And when asked why this guy and his friends were going to commit a massacre in white tuxedos his repsonse was "white is going to make the blood look so pretty"
11:44.36OluapPlayerolol
11:45.13MonetBasically he's Nu with a touch of Kol Daren and a love for classy suits.
11:46.01AdmiralPandathe thing with Space Marines is they're so generic it's hard to get involved with them, but when you've read some of the /better/ books you start to really get a feel and appreciation for them
11:46.12AdmiralPandaalso the Ultrasmurfs should NOT have been the figurehead chapter
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11:46.25ImpyDroidThey are rhe figurehead chapter because they are generi
11:46.26TechnobliteratorUltras are boring
11:46.28ImpyDroidgeneric
11:46.33ImpyDroidNobody likes them
11:46.38AdmiralPandaI know that's why, and that's why I'm saying they shouldn't be :P
11:46.56ImpyDroidTrue
11:47.02AdmiralPandathe Blood Angels are much more interesting, while still being just as generic
11:47.03ImpyDroidPersonally I like the Salamanders
11:47.06AdmiralPandain terms of troops at least
11:47.21ImpyDroidI like their colouration
11:47.23ImpyDroidGreen is best
11:47.36AdmiralPandaSalamanders are cool, my personal favourite chapter is the Black Templars
11:47.53ImpyDroidDark Angels are nice too
11:47.59ImpyDroidBTW, I just realised
11:48.07OluapPlayerhttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Ice_Age/Year_7#Playing_Games have a light-hearted section after all the dying
11:48.14AdmiralPandaInquisition - Hey Helbrecht, how many battle brothers do you have?      Helbrecht - About 1000.     Inquisition - Uhh you sure about that?    Helbrecht - It's all in this book here.
11:48.25ImpyDroidTheir ENTIRE history is a big metaphor for a gay person coming out hur
11:48.39AdmiralPandaInquisitor leaves - Helbrecht - Heh, 1000 in this crusade, got another five thousand across the galaxy
11:49.04ImpyDroidTheir Primarch is named after a gay British poet guy;
11:49.07AdmiralPandaalso Helbrecht is a smart zealot
11:49.14AdmiralPandadon't get enough of those
11:49.16ImpyDroidTheir entire story is that they have a terrible secret
11:49.47ImpyDroidAnd they are modelled after the knightly order accused of homosexuality
11:50.10AdmiralPandathere's only one interesting thing about the Ultrasmurfs
11:50.10ImpyDroidNot sure if it's funny, cool, weird, or all this
11:50.26AdmiralPandaand that's the fact that if Marneus really wanted to, he could make a few phone calls and assemble three Legions worth of marines
11:50.47ImpyDroidCue Smurfian Heresy
11:50.56AdmiralPandaI don't care what you say, that's a shitload of marines
11:51.14Xho"Gardin - I can't wait to be an adult."
11:51.15ImpyDroiduh?
11:51.21XhoKilchárunya - it fucking sucks
11:51.36OluapPlayerXho: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NNYj8kPjCk I don't think I showed you this yet
11:51.40ImpyDroidTake notice of what I am writing u
11:52.09Technobliterator"Kalcedia - Look girly, I'm a member of UNOC. It's going to take much more than a little girl like yourself to catch me off guard, no offence."
11:52.13TechnobliteratorXaltsa - LOL
11:52.38AdmiralPandathe Damocles Crusade is one great example of that- Sicarius started with what, two companies of marines? he asked for help from nearby chapters, and a year later he had a Chapter's strength of troops
11:52.59XhoOluapPlayer: New Boss - Santorakh
11:53.11OluapPlayerSantorakh - I TELEPORTED CHEESE
11:54.03ImpyDroidAdmiralPanda: ...That makes Ultramar a potential major threat if it rebels hur
11:54.22OluapPlayerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVgw01vB-yQ also this
11:55.22XhoThat soldier at the end is terrifying
11:55.43OluapPlayerSantorakh - soldier.png
11:57.07ImpyDroidGuys?
11:57.18AdmiralPandawut
11:58.19Xhohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wpd2VaFt5iY This is great
11:58.39ImpyDroidUltramar could be a major threat if it rebelled hur
12:01.32OluapPlayerI commented yesterday that I spent my time at college reading creepypastas on my phone
12:01.36OluapPlayerhttp://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/NoEnd_House this was a good one
12:01.39AdmiralPandawell yeah
12:02.12HachimanI read that
12:02.16HachimanTwas pretty good
12:02.31OluapPlayerThe end actually unnerved me for real
12:02.37MonetImpyDroid OluapPlayer: Would there be time for Shirtless before Impy becomes inactive?
12:02.51OluapPlayerNot sure
12:02.53ImpyDroidI am active all day today
12:04.16Hachimanhttps://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/t1.0-9/1908354_736037469790891_6991537756705462194_n.jpg
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12:05.30dino_hello all
12:05.49ImpyDroidHi Hachi
12:05.52ImpyDroid*dino
12:05.52Hachimanhttps://scontent-b-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/t1.0-9/10436672_350590851754919_3764689028126922047_n.jpg
12:05.56ImpyDroidYou are Hachi now
12:06.09AdmiralPandaoh you buniman
12:06.55ImpyDroidThis reminds me guys
12:07.47ImpyDroidI probably won't be available tomorrow, during the day at last
12:07.56Hachimanhttps://scontent-b-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/t1.0-9/10487493_10152395630996840_7427098587022392670_n.jpg
12:08.05ImpyDroid<PROTECTED>
12:08.12OluapPlayerRomantic
12:08.24OluapPlayerHachiman: Us playing Castle Crashers
12:08.47ImpyDroidHeh
12:09.09Hachimanhue
12:09.13ImpyDroidHachiman: http://lurkmore.so/images/9/96/Why_there_are_no_Lurkers.jpg
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12:09.25ImpyDroidHi Wormy
12:09.32Wormyhi
12:10.29XhoOluapPlayer: Well that fucked with my head slightly
12:11.05OluapPlayerHeheheheh
12:11.18OluapPlayerThe ride never ends
12:11.20OluapPlayerLiterally
12:12.10Xhodat ending thi
12:12.12Xhotho
12:12.36OluapPlayerThat pasta actually gives me some devious ideas
12:12.48MonetI'm starting to wonder if I don't have enough heartwarming oing on in my fiction.
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12:13.52AdmiralPandaMonet: that made me wonder if heartwarming is even possible with Hel'
12:14.07Wormyawesome http://phys.org/news/2014-06-success-cassini-flies-titan-intel.html#ajTabs
12:14.16XhoSantorakh - can u poot sum cheese in it
12:14.36OluapPlayerInstead of a room of complete darkness. it's a room of complete cheese
12:14.59XhoSantorakh - nao            GUESS WHAT THE CHEESE IS MWAHAHA
12:15.12OluapPlayerAngazhar - GET ME OUT. NOW.
12:15.15ImpyDroidAdmiralPanda: It's possible; he could cut a few warm hearts
12:15.27AdmiralPandahur
12:15.58OluapPlayerhttp://i.imgur.com/a2wgcBo.png
12:16.29Xhoolol
12:16.37ImpyDroidOluapPlayer: http://lurkmore.so/images/7/7a/WataMote_cosplay_realistic.jpg
12:17.03OluapPlayerImpyDroid: Seen better
12:17.13OluapPlayerhttp://i.imgur.com/qxvQzy7.jpg
12:17.18XhoWould have been better if she wasn't smiling hur
12:17.46AdmiralPandatime to take a huge risk in D&D
12:18.05XhoSo the full name for Watamote is actually "Watashi ga Motenai no wa dō Kangaetemo Omaera ga Warui"
12:18.06AdmiralPandaI am going to create a creature from scratch
12:18.14OluapPlayerYes
12:18.17Hachimanhttps://scontent-a-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/t1.0-9/10462618_10152260458729998_8174014121711132531_n.png
12:18.20AdmiralPanda…wish me luck
12:18.26OluapPlayergud luk pally
12:18.34OluapPlayerXho: http://i.imgur.com/rCeOS6T.gif I'm not sure if I showed you this already
12:18.38OluapPlayerStil funny
12:18.40OluapPlayerstill*
12:18.57XhoYeah I've seen that
12:19.02OluapPlayerhttp://37.media.tumblr.com/85a5ff92d0db7cf5675cb1ae5a638648/tumblr_n7cbbl7C4z1t3mqhho2_500.jpg now note this
12:19.19XhoOh wow
12:19.54OluapPlayerSwordvan is canon hur
12:20.24XhoThere's a lot of games for sale on Steam
12:20.28XhoNone of them interest me
12:20.54OluapPlayerhttp://i.imgur.com/66FYj85.gif
12:21.21XhoKamaris - nu helmet
12:21.31OluapPlayer"Neight in shining armour."
12:21.38XhoBoooo
12:22.09ImpyDroidOluapPlayer: http://lurkmore.so/images/c/c2/WataMote_cosplay_kawaii.jpg Like dis?
12:22.20OluapPlayerhttp://hugelolcdn.com/i/290758.gif man's best friend
12:22.32OluapPlayerImpyDroid: Yes, among others
12:22.36dino__back
12:22.39dino__had connection issue
12:22.41dino__how is all dong?
12:22.49XhoI am very dong
12:23.12Monet"Gardin - I can't wait to be an adult" Bloody hell girl"
12:23.16OluapPlayerExpand Spu
12:23.24OluapPlayerlel
12:23.58MonetWhat kind of imagery is that for a twelve-year-old
12:24.22OluapPlayerShe can and has read Kalcedia's mind
12:24.25OluapPlayerhttp://i.imgur.com/gC6tCLs.gif Steam sale
12:24.41MonetYes I know and that is what's causing my breakdown
12:25.01OluapPlayerWell she seems to have liked what she saw hur
12:25.02OluapPlayerhttp://img.pointlimit.com/0vf1483p60ptk.png
12:25.46MonetThe fact that she read Kal' pervy mind and is EAGER to be old enough to experience whatever she saw
12:26.33OluapPlayerGardin has most certainly been creeping into the minds of every person in Vekaron's ship for the last few years
12:26.54AdmiralPandaGardin reads Hel's mind - immediately needs counselling
12:27.00XhoKilchárunya's mind
12:27.03OluapPlayerGardin - seen worse
12:27.17MonetGardin reads Nu's mnd.
12:27.25AdmiralPandaNu's mind is just full of psycho
12:27.31OluapPlayerShe did read Nu's mind during Tantum
12:27.43MonetI must have missed that
12:27.46OluapPlayerThen they had a short screaming contest
12:28.02HachimanWonder if she ever had the chance to read Hachi's mind
12:28.03dino__@Xho: :D
12:28.05ImpyDroidOluapPlayer: http://cdn.i.ntere.st/p/5096468/image
12:28.12OluapPlayerHachiman: She had when they met during Tantum
12:28.21XhoNu's mind is very difficult to read
12:28.29OluapPlayerImpyDroid: Seen
12:28.52XhoImagine carving up a fruit salad of a million different fruits and then trying to eat the fruit in alphabetical order so you can make sense of it
12:28.55ImpyDroidDammit is there anything you haven't seen hur
12:28.55MonetWhen I mentioned I was worried that I don't have neough heartwarming stuff look at it this way: I created Alessa for "nice and friendly" interaction and if you read her experiences she's been mroe of a punchbag tbh
12:29.12AdmiralPandaI'm reminded of one moment in one of my favourite series- basically you have the character that inspired Hel's mental state, and in order to defeat a mindreader who was predicting his every move, he opened his mind fully
12:29.15WormyHow long is the steam sale going on for?
12:29.20AdmiralPandathe mindreader was knocked braindead as a result
12:29.34OluapPlayerI imagine Gardin sees Nu's mind as complete gibberish
12:29.39XhoPretty much
12:29.40WormyI'll be home later
12:29.53OluapPlayerWormy: It goes up to June 30 if I'm not mistaken
12:29.55XhoKilchárunya's mind, I dunno
12:30.00WormyOh cool
12:30.06OluapPlayerGardin - i c u thinkin of nu
12:30.16XhoKilchárunya - wat where
12:30.39OluapPlayerhttps://36.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m88vipDKyI1qcb5fko1_500.jpg
12:30.45MonetAlessa's been captured, tortured, mutilated, scarred, intimidated, duped and mindraped.
12:30.46XhoKilchárunya 99% percent of the time probably thinks of something like "Why am I not ripping a pirate's head off right now"
12:31.12OluapPlayerTorrent - kinki
12:31.26MonetI need more stories where Alessa isn't a victim.
12:31.30XhoKilchárunya - ew
12:31.54dino__@Monet: Perhaps she could travel to other places and meet with differant kind of persons?
12:32.03ImpyDroidHachiman OluapPlayer: https://pp.vk.me/c413817/v413817686/89f9/VawWn-qHKwk.jpg
12:32.08XhoKithworto's mind
12:32.13XhoI doubt that's a safe place to go
12:32.15AdmiralPandaMonet: there is her learning from Hel' but she still gets punched around a bit I suppose
12:32.17Monetdino_: Well she was trained as a diplomat.
12:32.37MonetXho: Sarec - Actually it was quite enlightening
12:32.46OluapPlayerShu'ytrogarva - it was comfy
12:32.58XhoWell they were both god-forms so they'd make sense of it
12:33.05dino__Page has been revamped: http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Rambo_Nation/Rametru_Nui
12:33.08XhoAs for a regular psychic it might blow their brains out
12:33.10dino__Hope it looks like a nice place to visit :D
12:33.39OluapPlayerGardin reads Kithworto's mind -> only the life energy side -> starts calls Kithworto "Mister Angel"
12:33.44ImpyDroidThat makes me wonder
12:34.12ImpyDroidAre there any mages in the Fantasyverse that behave more like Fictionverse psychics?
12:34.30OluapPlayerWhat do you mean?
12:34.38AdmiralPandaI was tempted to make a will caster but dat be OP
12:34.59ImpyDroidAs in, reading minds, usinf telekinesis, etc
12:35.16AdmiralPandaHachiman: you know how Spiral Energy works based on force of will
12:35.25HachimanJah
12:35.26AdmiralPandaone fantasy series I'm reading has that as the main form of magic
12:35.30Hachimanohgod
12:35.32AdmiralPandait's awesome
12:35.46ImpyDroidSpiral force is like Ork WAAAGH energy, rite?
12:36.14AdmiralPandait's basically Skyrim Nords versus Fey elves, with the Nords using will magic and the Elves using arcane magic
12:36.31HachimanTengen Toppa Barbar Viking
12:36.53AdmiralPandaand this one human basically punches his way through an elf's wards
12:37.08AdmiralPandameanwhile the elf is going OHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHIT
12:37.10OluapPlayerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onzV-wmrYoA Oh my fucking god I can't stop laughing help
12:37.34MonetOluapPlayer: Actually a thought occured. If Aldaren is on Alcanti her and Alessa could do stuff, but a "girls' day out" I might be a little rusty.
12:37.49XhoYou have a strange sense of humour boy
12:38.02AdmiralPandahm, I need an excuse to get Hel' to do some stuff before the Shattering occurs
12:38.12AdmiralPandaanyway, back to bending my mind around the ridiculous monster creation process
12:38.21AdmiralPandaI really hope you guys appreciate this once it's done
12:38.23OluapPlayerMonet: I'm not really interested in rping more or that, sorry
12:38.30OluapPlayerof*
12:38.55MonetFair enough.
12:39.12MonetI've mentioned she's often approached by suitors
12:39.41OluapPlayerSeriously that video made me cry
12:39.48OluapPlayerXho: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhlBdOaePfU
12:39.51HachimanhELP
12:40.06AdmiralPandaHachiman: ?
12:40.17HachimanOluap's video
12:40.53AdmiralPandaI see
12:41.25XhoOluapPlayer: Oh lord
12:41.34OluapPlayerXho: http://puu.sh/9AjsU/95861c63a0.png
12:41.53XhoSantorakh - universal balance restored
12:41.55OluapPlayerhttp://puu.sh/9Ak8l/deae62673a.png
12:42.15XhoHeh
12:42.46OluapPlayerhttp://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/777/695/008.png
12:42.57Monetdino__: It sounds like a beuatiful planet.
12:43.36dino__@Monet : Thanks!! I enjoyed making it :D
12:44.14MonetReading about those Gotreedo reminds me of stories of monkeys in Mumbai.
12:44.35XhoOuch
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12:45.04OluapPlayerhttp://i.minus.com/izazJ9UuUoP5C.gif I must go, my people need me
12:45.17MonetAlso Grovyle are oneof the Pokemo nI have a soft spot for heh
12:46.04OluapPlayerhttps://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t1.0-9/10478206_979957142033739_4727447133412813675_n.jpg literally Satan
12:46.08MonetOluapPlayer: That lioness looked quite happy to get that zebra head.
12:46.37MonetOkay now that....that is evil incanrate
12:48.02OluapPlayerhttp://i.imgur.com/Y12UuHD.jpg
12:49.58HachimanThat's actually a pretty interesting concept; a world where hi-tech and advanced societies coexist alongside primitive, caveman-like cultures-- oh wait that's actually real life
12:50.07XhoOh god I just watched that Steam Summer Sale video with the Lord of the Rings part
12:50.13XhoMy sides
12:50.28OluapPlayerhur
12:50.44AdmiralPanda*pant* *pant* I think I'm halfway through making this creature
12:50.54OluapPlayeru can do it
12:50.59OluapPlayeri beliiv in u chimp
12:51.00OluapPlayerhttp://i.imgur.com/EII98.png
12:51.28OluapPlayerhttp://37.media.tumblr.com/19b2aabb5d3568e2d5baba49155e24c9/tumblr_n7a2j36vF71rpjjrio3_400.gif Eat your fucking chip you piece of shit
12:51.30AdmiralPandafor reference, I'm pretty sure I've been working on this for as long as it took me to convert five creatures to use the Shadow template
12:51.47ImpyDroid2What kins of creature is this gonna be hue
12:51.54AdmiralPandaa creature
12:52.13AdmiralPandaalso, you guys think feats are hard for your characters? you are all Jon Snow with no Ygritte
12:52.19AdmiralPandayou literally know nothing
12:52.23XhoJON SNOOOOOOH
12:52.30OluapPlayerhttp://i.imgur.com/AzXpSLl.gif have a cute owl to cheer you up
12:53.37dino__@Monet: Monkeys? Lol :D
12:53.50OluapPlayerhttps://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8225377280/hB2933DDD/
12:54.20ImpyDroid2OluapPlayer: http://global3.memecdn.com/creepy-owl_o_1945825.jpg Cute u say
12:54.23Monetdino__: Yeah, in Mumbai there are packs of monkeys that steal food off stalls
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12:54.34OluapPlayerYes, owls are cute hur
12:54.36OluapPlayerohi
12:54.39ImpyDroid2Hi
12:54.41The_RandomnessHello everyone
12:54.50dino__@Monet: Oh than those monkys are nmot affraid of humans
12:55.07ImpyDroid2...Anywat
12:55.11ImpyDroid2Anyway
12:55.21Monetdino__: Nope, they're treated as sacred in India; there are shrines to them and a lot of locals give them food.
12:55.23OluapPlayerhttps://31.media.tumblr.com/94964d73fc20c60dc8c5f06dcf249c38/tumblr_inline_n6lurdKKUt1r19d4o.jpg
12:55.36ImpyDroid2I wonder if there are any telepathic/telekinetic/psychic mages in Fantasy
12:55.43MonetMumbai in Particular I believe
12:55.44dino__oh interessting!
12:55.50OluapPlayerNyakik is psychic
12:57.19OluapPlayerXho: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMV3icKalzQ
12:57.33ImpyDroid2I thought of making Javina's gf (and her order) psychic as opposed to being conventional wizards
12:57.35ImpyDroid2Would be fun
12:57.52ImpyDroid2Javina fantasises about Carlini > She comes in
12:58.00XhoOluapPlayer: u maaaaad
12:58.34OluapPlayer"comes in"
12:58.36OluapPlayeryeh
12:58.41AdmiralPandahur
12:59.56ImpyDroid2hur
13:00.45ImpyDroid2http://www.papercraftsquare.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/Colossal-Titan-Paper-Toy.jpg THE GREATEST ENEMY MANKIND HSS EVER FACED
13:01.01OluapPlayerhur
13:01.35OluapPlayerhttp://gabegaming.com/ praise the Gaben
13:03.03The_Randomnesslel
13:03.10OluapPlayerhttp://i.imgur.com/mCHT12a.jpg
13:05.32OluapPlayerhttp://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/776/829/0c7.jpg
13:06.09AdmiralPandacries internally
13:06.11AdmiralPandafinally finished it
13:06.25AdmiralPandaholy shit I'm never doing that again, ever
13:06.32The_Randomness?
13:06.42AdmiralPandajust made a creature from scratch
13:06.52HachimanOluapPlayer: *appears*
13:06.55MonetLet's see
13:07.03OluapPlayerHachiman: *spooks*
13:08.06Monetdino__: I like how Andauri is not only described as imposing, but also looks it from his model. The larger wingspan and the broader shoulders are a great touch
13:08.44dino__Thanks!! He is somewhat liek a head larger than ordinary serindia
13:09.12MonetThat's pretty tall.
13:10.02OluapPlayerhttp://i.imgur.com/gKSwc2T.png
13:10.43XhoOluapPlayer: http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=273753055
13:11.01OluapPlayerXho: oh god
13:11.07MonetDeemun horse
13:11.17MonetMahanayan Medic
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13:16.51DrodoEmpireHey, everyone
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13:26.14ImperiosEllo
13:36.24Imperioshttp://i1.ytimg.com/vi/a561NOGthas/maxresdefault.jpg wait what
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14:14.15Sporeraptorhi
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14:20.00TekDroidHello
14:20.25Sporeraptorhi
14:42.10ImperiosMonet: ...Ohgod
14:42.39ImperiosSomeone edited Bane's speech part in Dark Knight Rises to make him look like Lenin
14:44.49MonetDamn
14:48.54MonetReminds me of that scene in Rat Race
14:55.00ImperiosMonet: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jan7xg8Huzo
14:58.50MonetKudos to the creator for making the Bane parts look authentic
14:59.44MonetImperios: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dsgQb3jkk4
15:01.43Imperiosohgod
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15:03.42OfficerJackalHello!
15:04.00ImperiosSpeakin of Hitler, I started to like martial-industrial music recently
15:04.03TekDroidHey OJ
15:04.09XhoI dunno whether the Kicathian Remnant's market type is Socialist market
15:04.12XhoOr is ti
15:04.15Xhoit*
15:04.23ImperiosXho: Mixed economy, duh
15:04.26ImperiosHi jackal
15:04.32XhoI dunno what these things are
15:05.00MonetClassing economy type as "post scarcity" is redindant since there's a checkbox to say whether or not a society is post-scarcity
15:05.46TekDroidThere's a page by Ghaele on the economy types...
15:07.15TekDroidnotices his Flash update installed some McAfee product
15:07.39TekDroid-.-
15:07.46TekDroid*uninstalls*
15:08.15MonetI got that recently as well
15:08.20MonetBloody Mc/Afee
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15:16.12Imperioshttp://theburnerblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/blogtheocracy-254x300.png heh
15:20.02ImperiosMonet: Remember when we talked about the US demonising its enemies?
15:21.09ImperiosDo you remember when the USA and/or Europe started implementing affirmative action policies?
15:21.36MonetNot sure
15:23.39ImperiosMy mom told her about her education and, as it turns out, the Soviet Union had affirmative action/anti-racism policies back during the 70s/80s
15:23.47ImperiosHelping the indigenous populations and that
15:24.47Imperios&told me
15:25.20MonetSo Soviet alte education was as considerate to civil rights as NATO nations?
15:25.30Monetlate Soviet*
15:30.51ImperiosOr probably even more than that if you consider that racism was still a problem in the USA back then
15:31.25Hachiman*then and now
15:31.52XhoOluapPlaying: http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=273813064
15:32.14OluapPlayingGodben
15:34.18MonetImperios: Good points. Despite Martin Luthor King Jr.'s efforts, he was victim to numerous assasinations.
15:34.40ImperiosHachiman: Well duh
15:34.59ImperiosIt's a problem in modern Russia too, perhaps even more so than in the USSR
15:35.05MonetIncluding one or two that - don't cite me on this I read it somewhere and I really hope this isn't true - involved blowing up his house
15:35.15ImperiosFrankly, what I see - and fear - now - is the resurgence of violent nationalism
15:35.27ImperiosHow many witnesses of WWII remain today? Few
15:36.35ImperiosThe past is being forgotten
15:40.10Xhohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fjYY3oGurM Kamaris' reaction to killing T'enth-ei
15:46.30TekDroidThe masses wouod prefer to stay ignorant of history.
15:52.40TekDroid~test
15:52.40infobottest is, like, not funny
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16:03.00TekDroidHuman seems to go through a cycle of atrocities, relative peace to make up for it, then forgets it and starts over.
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16:04.14SporeraptorWhat do you think of this ? http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Second_Cyrannian_War/Year_One/Dealing_with_the_Devil#Rethinking
16:09.15XhoI want to have a Troodontid as a pet
16:09.17XhoNo offence
16:09.54XhoBut yes short and straight to the point
16:10.04XhoI can read it
16:10.32SporeraptorThanks
16:12.15XhoWow I got tipsy off one bottle of ale
16:12.23XhoGood going Xho you lightweight twat
16:12.29MonetWhat happened to you.
16:12.50MonetI thought you could handle your drinks
16:12.54XhoI haven't properly eaten in 15 hours so that might have something to do with it
16:17.55Xhohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A324-jWFar0 This is why I love Sandor Clegane
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16:27.47Wormuyhi
16:28.58Sporeraptorhi
16:37.04Monethttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:The_Shattering it begins
16:48.27WormyImperios:  Some pagans and hippies at Summer solstice  http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/summer-solstice-2014-everything-you-need-to-know-about-the-longest-and-sunniest-day-of-the-year-9553807.html
16:49.01WormyI tell you what I do love about this time of year at my latitude, the long daylight at night
16:49.18WormyGets dark at half 11 and light about 3 in the morning
16:49.22WormyAmazing lighting
16:49.49Wormyand a nice blue hour
16:49.56ImperiosWormy: Wow it looks cool
16:50.09ImperiosAre these pagans Celtic or Germanic?
16:50.31WormyAll sorts, there are pictures of Aztek pagans in that photo selection
16:50.48WormyPeople from around the world go on a pilgrimage to Stobne Henge
16:50.55Wormyhttp://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b7/Seascape_after_sunset_denoised.jpg
16:51.00Wormyblue hour is like magic to me
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16:51.14ImperiosYa
16:51.25ImperiosWormy: Blue hours?
16:51.35ImperiosWe have them in Saint-Petersburg too
16:51.41ImperiosExcept that we call them "white nights"
16:52.12WormyI prefer blue hour at dawn for some reason
16:52.45WormyWhat I normally do is go to a stone circle in Derbyshire at dawn on summer soltice to see the sun rise but I didn't get the chance this year
16:52.54Imperioshttp://spbfoto.spb.ru/foto/data/media/1/DSC_0869.jpg We get stuff like this
16:52.59ImperiosIt's midnight on the picture
16:54.23WormyNine Ladies is a really trippy place.  I mean it, I know someone who is adamant he had the experience of being dragged out of their tent by a spirit.  Lots of pagans visit this place and leave behind objects thttp://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2011/4/11/1302555317942/nine-ladies-peak-district-007.jpg
16:54.28Wormyhttp://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2011/4/11/1302555317942/nine-ladies-peak-district-007.jpg
16:54.38AdmiralPandaMonet: Intriguing, what part of the galaxy are they trapped in?
16:54.49WormyThe story is that they were nine witches that were cast to stone
16:55.20WormyNice photo Imp
16:55.31WormyActually I have had a haunting at Nine Ladies
16:55.45MonetAdmiralPanda: Exterioris.I believe
16:56.32WormyI was walking through the woods and felt like there was some-one behind me, I could see them in the corner of my eye, like and old man.  I could feel his footsteps.  Reaching a gate, I opened it and held it open, but there was no-one there
16:56.51WormyI asked my friend in front whether he felt there was something there, and he did
16:57.39WormyIf there is anything to spirituality, it is the stone circles of Derbyshire
16:58.37AdmiralPandahm, I just realised someting
16:58.46AdmiralPandathe Fordanta are going to be least affected by the Shattering
16:58.49AdmiralPandacus Void gates
16:59.35WormyI know I try to argue on reason all the time but I have had lots of odd experiences and know people who have had even odder ones.  It does fascinate me
17:02.23TekDroidMonet: Interesting section. So FTL travel in Andromeda is kikda screwed now?
17:02.28TekDroid*kinda
17:02.51MonetSome areas will be fine, others are screwed
17:03.35MonetThink of it as this shockwave is cracking the galaxy apart, these "cracks" being regions where FTL is mpossible
17:03.40Monetimpossible*
17:03.52TekDroidSo even as simple as regular warp isn't working in those regions?
17:04.33TekDroidShould be interesting though.
17:05.21XhoNeed something to do
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17:08.59JepardiHi
17:09.02TekDroidHello
17:09.31Sporeraptorhi
17:11.49ImperiosTekDroid: Oh it will hur
17:12.15ImperiosAdmiralPanda: They're trapped somewhere near Gros space
17:13.10AdmiralPandathis reminds me, I don't think it was ever settled where Fordan territory is now, apart from it being in Wild Space
17:13.52Jepardihttp://d3dsacqprgcsqh.cloudfront.net/photo/aNe7m13_460s_v1.jpg
17:14.18ImperiosAdmiralPanda: I imagine it being somewhere in inner Andromeda, but on the outskirts of it
17:14.30ImperiosSo, close enough to the center of civilisation, but not at its core
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17:17.50Sporeraptorhi
17:18.48CyrannianDino!
17:19.06TekDroidSo I'm guessing Andromeda's going to break into various sections, with regional leaders usurping full control and vying for dominance?
17:19.42TekDroidHello
17:20.01AdmiralPandaalso Monet: I know what I'm going to do for my first section
17:20.31ImperiosHey
17:20.38ImperiosYou mean the Shattering?
17:21.00dino_how is all doing?
17:22.31MonetAdmiralPanda: What's that?
17:22.37MonetTekDroid: Over time, yes.
17:22.52MonetAlthough wormhole drives are still useable.
17:22.54AdmiralPandaHel'Bre'K being told "Now is the time, you fuck shit up"
17:22.58ImperiosHur
17:23.08ImperiosAdmiralPanda: Hmmm
17:23.41ImperiosActually, I can imagine the Fordans being somewhere inbetween Umbra and Exterioris; i.e not in the epicenter of the cataclysm but close to it
17:24.24ImperiosActually, wait, no, I mean Umbra and Crepusculum
17:35.37ImperiosPanda?
17:36.57AdmiralPandaI'm alittle occupied
17:38.14ImperiosOh, right, you're still playing
17:38.16ImperiosForgot about that
18:06.17HachimanXho: https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t1.0-9/10489644_548111378632675_7243652442145370583_n.jpg
18:10.59ImperiosHachiman: Game of Onions
18:11.24ImperiosOluapPlaying: http://i.imgur.com/aooUMKq.jpg
18:11.39OluapPlayingSeen
18:30.12XhoHachiman: top lel
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18:36.58Monethttp://spacer176.deviantart.com/art/Rage-Personified-462472326 made a deemun
18:45.58XhoMonet: This pleases Xho
18:50.01MonetXho: I am honoured.
18:50.21XhoRight, time to get to work on something I guess
18:50.30XhoI think I will start making characters for the Plazithian Seismomachy
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18:54.04Monethttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1D0FAWsHaY this is the song that inspired me during the making of that piece
18:59.31Wormy_awaySo someone has been camping in my garden while I've been gone.  I've left a note where they were to tell them that if they want their shit, they'll have to knock on the door and get it so I know who they are.
18:59.56Wormy_awayThere are burn marks on the lawn and clothes on the line
19:00.03Wormy_awayI'm pissed off
19:00.16ImperiosMonet: Ever listened to Triarii?
19:00.35MonetImperios: nme doesn't ring a bell
19:00.44ImperiosOh, I love it
19:00.54ImperiosI use it when writing about the Empire and/or Javi
19:01.13ImperiosMonet: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXC6b-_MnU8
19:02.50MonetInteresting.
19:03.00MonetDon't know if that sort would appeal to me
19:04.20Imperioshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6WeU2vg0KQ I also love this song
19:04.27ImperiosAnd I'm really ashamed of it hur
19:09.43OluapPlayerHachi - we're in a mission again!                 Nu - http://i.4cdn.org/vg/1403374095383.gif
19:13.46Wormy_awayThe problem of having a good garden is that people are jelous of it
19:14.10Wormy_awayThe neighbor offered to buy a piece of my family once.
19:14.35Wormy_awayThe same neighbor used to let his kids play on it
19:14.48Wormy_awayand built a huge stand so he could look in
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19:15.11Wormy_awayAnd now these idiots want to camp in the garden for free.
19:15.13AngrydroidHi guys.
19:15.28Wormy_awayPerhaps I should charge them, before I give them back their itens
19:16.14Wormy_awayI reckon £15 a day, and I'll guess they have been there for four or five, is a reasonable offer, for making burn marks
19:16.39OluapPlayer~touch Cyrannian
19:16.40infobotThis is Fendor's pleasure only
19:16.48Cyrannian~tickle OluapPlayer
19:16.48infobotACTION jumps on OluapPlayer, yelling "TICKLE FIGHT!!!!"
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19:29.54Zmr56Hi there
19:35.36MonetHello
19:36.48MonetI'm reading up on recent Cracked list called "12 video game annoyances that need to die", one of the higher ones being how almost every firt/third person game these days involves gunning though an anry of angry men
19:37.10MonetHalo and CoD that's udnerstandable, they're military shooters
19:37.50MonetBut Tomb Raider, Bioshock Infinite and Watch_Dogs started off looking like they could be different...then fall int othe same routine
19:38.29AdmiralPandayeah, at least the first two bioshocks had some hot wenching action
19:38.33AdmiralPandaI mean wrenching action
19:39.07MonetAnd actually playing Tomb Raider... the Cracked staff alled it "Gears of War in a tank top". It wasn't just the gunning, most of the game was filled with drab colours
19:39.25OluapPlayerhot wenching action eh
19:39.32OluapPlayerThat's what happened at the session hur
19:39.56AdmiralPandayeah I was a little disappointed by the lack of shiny in the latest Tomb Raider
19:40.17AdmiralPandaanyway, off to take a shower
19:40.20MonetA lot of greys, browns and dull greens. I;ve played the original Tomb Raider and TRII and those games were full of colour: The lush greenery of China, Venice, the gold-ornamented Atlantean tombs.
19:40.34MonetNone of that in TR2012
19:40.36OluapPlayerhttp://i.4cdn.org/tg/1403287799450.jpg dergon
19:41.06OluapPlayerhttp://i.4cdn.org/tg/1403288768335.jpg Koluap's true form
19:43.32ImperiosOluapPlayer: That's Koluap after he drank his own lava buckets
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19:44.39Imperioshttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Empire_of_Man#Table_of_Governors Added more dudes
19:46.30ImperiosHachiman: Who should write about the Mannazian representative, you or me?
19:46.55TekDroidHello
19:47.55TekDroidLol, a friend of mine got a game on Steam for 50% off and a few hours later it's 70% off. XD
19:48.07Wormy_awayHachiman:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iln8_J1Qgjk
19:49.37OluapPlayerOuch
19:49.41OluapPlayerI'd be so mad
19:50.31HachimanRight gonna have dinner brb
19:50.39HachimanImperios: You can
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20:15.23JepardiHi
20:21.22Zmr56Hi
20:31.21Wormy_awayI love watching the Earth's rotation
20:32.18Wormy_awayI get this crimson light fill my room this time of year at sunset where the Sun is at the right position unblocked by anything
20:32.33AdmiralPandahuh nice
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20:33.05Zmr56Hi
20:33.23Wormy_awayAs the sun sets over the horizon there is a fast and noticeable dip in the light, the speed of the gradient being the Earth's rotation, perhaps dragged behind a bit by refraction
20:33.48Wormy_awayof the sun in the atmosphere
20:34.31MonetThat's some beautiful imagery
20:36.15Wormy_awayI took some photographs this time, I may upload
20:47.25Xho"If you ask really nicely, Starbucks will give you any drink you want AND all of the money in the store! (Requires gun.) #FoodHacks" - Patrick Bateman account on Twitter
20:48.06AdmiralPandahur
20:48.26OluapPlayerolol
20:48.31XhoHachiman: Been playing Street Fighter X Tekken, good game
20:49.57MonetReminds me of a phrase spoken by Al Capone (could be him, could be someone else)
20:50.00XhoNow I want to make a Yoshimitsu-ish character
20:50.15XhoMight do it in the Sci-Fi verse rather than Fantasy
20:50.17Monet"You can get more with a kind word and a gun, than jsut a kind owrd"
20:50.31AdmiralPandayeah that was Capone
20:51.27XhoIf I do make a Yoshimitsu-ish character I suspect he/she/it would be...
20:51.29XhoI dunno what race
20:51.36XhoI could do Kicath but I have a lot of Kicath character
20:51.39Xho*characters
20:52.00HachimanNaxridon
20:52.06MonetEver since I learned that  never said "let them eat cake" was not said by...gah, my mind is suddenly a blank.
20:52.07XhoCould do
20:52.21XhoI was going to retcon them slightly
20:52.29Xhoi.e. change their name and their appearance
20:52.30MonetAnyway, since then I have been more careful about the people I quote reference
20:52.33XhoSo retcon them a lot
20:52.40OluapPlayery change name
20:52.42MonetMary Antionette, that was it
20:53.00Hachimanhttp://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120114181827/spore/images/7/73/NaxridonRace.png
20:53.28Monet"Yoshimitsu-ish character" would be perfect for scifiverse because cyborg camurai.
20:53.31Monetsamurai*
20:53.43HachimanMake the Naxridon Space Japanese
20:54.01XhoNaxridon is a not alien enough for my liking
20:55.16MonetYou've come a long way since you mde them
20:57.26XhoI might make them slightly closer to the Kicath in appearance
20:58.22XhoWell
20:58.23XhoNot really
20:58.27XhoJust taller and more alien-ish
20:59.44XhoHm gotta visualise
20:59.48Cyrannianbrb
21:00.47XhoLet's see what I come up with
21:03.50MonetI remember saying a while back that Gangham Style was some sort of Korean satire on the typical rap scene.
21:03.55Monethttp://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/4/8/3/250483.jpg?v=1 well I found this
21:04.31MonetIt feels wierd because I came to this conclusion before I discovered the lyrics so at the time it sounded like me being generalising. Wierd.
21:04.44AdmiralPandaI'm pretty sure that's exactly what Gangnam Style is
21:05.44MonetI didn't realise that it was also referring to some kind of cultural crisis in Korea.
21:06.57AdmiralPandaas far as I'm aware it's a sort of parody of how modern day rappers spend all their time bragging about how good their life is, as well as comparing Gangnam to Hollywood and other fancy US places
21:07.32MonetBragging about how good their life is AND that they started "on the street"
21:08.51AdmiralPandagangnam style doesn't really have anything about being on the street though, it's just all about the fancy
21:09.01MonetTrue.
21:11.12MonetJust looked at the lyrics to his other hit "Gentleman"
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21:13.20OluapPlayer_Goddamn lights
21:13.59Xhowat da lites ever do to u
21:14.07MonetLooking at the english translation to Gentleman makes him sound like a pimp.
21:17.06MonetHe's basically asking a girl "I don't know if you know..." For instance "why it needs to be clean" "it'll be a proble mif you're confused" "why it needs to be sexy"
21:17.20Wormy_away<PROTECTED>
21:17.21MonetThen he goes on to expressing how wet he is.
21:17.43Wormy_away<PROTECTED>
21:18.14MonetAnd that he's going to make this girl wet and sweaty.
21:18.42MonetPsy is a rare kind of guy
21:18.54OluapPlayer_I just opened this tabber to see "make this girl wet and sweaty"
21:18.57OluapPlayer_This is a good discussion
21:19.34MonetOluapPlayer: I'm deciphering PSY's song "gentleman" after finding this about Gangnam Style http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/4/8/3/250483.jpg?v=1
21:24.40MonetCOntroversial thought here. That demon I made a picture for, I wonder if it would work importing him to the fictionverse.
21:25.00OluapPlayer_https://40.media.tumblr.com/24dc5919de2563d695c0b2d8fe91cbd0/tumblr_mgnhktclC71qzcj1mo2_250.jpg Nu
21:25.24MonetProblem is there's not much to him aside from being a representation of my angry side.
21:26.36CyrannianHello
21:26.46MonetHello
21:27.31MonetSo right now if I did import him, all he'd be useful as is someone to smash and burn things.
21:27.51MonetAnd that's Angazhar's job.
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21:32.25dino_back
21:32.30dino_had a terrible connection problem!
21:32.32dino_srry
21:32.34dino_did I miss anything?
21:32.38MonetIts all good.
21:32.55dino_Great to hear :D
21:33.02MonetHmm, also the role of "demon draconis" is currently occupied by Arsac.
21:33.46HachimanHave him be some infamous "Mad Paragon" from the past
21:35.26MonetWell, there have been a few of those.
21:36.28MonetLike Ovonira "massacre the senate" Khaxvis VIII
21:36.54MonetAlthough she's already be established to be in Insomnia
21:41.26MonetBrb
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21:46.38MonetHmm mad Paragon. Could work.
21:47.22dino_a mad Uriel?
21:47.40MonetNah that's been done already.
21:48.02MonetDino_: I wondered about making this guy http://spacer176.deviantart.com/art/Rage-Personified-462472326 a fictionverse character
21:48.38dino_Whooooooooooooot!
21:48.49OluapPlayer_goddamn am I bored
21:49.05dino_oh Oiluap swears!
21:49.05dino_:P
21:50.33MonetSo far the Ideas I have are Dominion soldier (have to ask Xho), a former mad paragon or perhaps some kind of being from Draconis mythology.
21:53.57MonetDominion soldier I already have Arsac, former mad paragon would add a nice piece of history and being a mythological being would certainly add to Draconis mythos
21:55.00dino_idd, a former paragon soudns awesome
21:55.04dino_perhaps the grandfather of uriel?
21:55.40dino_or the grandfather of uriels' father
21:56.59XhoRight I've remade the Naxridon race and I've made a character
21:57.41MonetMaybe some Draconis rendered immortal though a combination of extensive telomerase therapy - a life-extension medical technique in the Imperium - and bionic augmentation.
21:57.47XhoI've renamed the Naxridon to simply 'Nax' and the name of the character is Ienului Leusrasvis
21:57.58MonetWho gradually went mad due to extreme old age.
21:59.19HachimanXho: sho dis
22:03.10Xhohttp://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140621220136/spore/images/e/e2/CreatureNax.png dere
22:03.42XhoI need to update that page though
22:04.29dino_@XhoL They look dangeorus
22:04.50HachimanLooks fishy hur
22:04.52XhoThey're actually friendly
22:04.55XhoSort of
22:04.57OluapPlayer_Looks like a Sankáryn
22:05.08XhoAs friendly as you can get to an adherent of the Kicath Empire/Remnant
22:05.18dino_lol
22:05.33XhoThey sort of look like a Sankáryn I guess
22:05.45Xhohttp://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140621220511/spore/images/e/e4/Ienului_Leusrasivis.png And here's the character I made
22:06.04HachimanBeep boop
22:06.40MonetThat's some fancy armour
22:06.42XhoI'm gonna have him speak strangely, quite possibly in a haiku-like manner but not haiku because Nax wouldn't have a concept of Haiku
22:07.29HachimanDo Nax still use augmented soldiers for combat?
22:07.40XhoWell yeah they're part of the Kicath
22:08.03dino_impressive armor
22:08.11XhoI did play out a situation where someone asks him - "How would you like to die?"      And him responding  "[Death is non-negotiable. No option for compromise. With your lover's throat wrapped around my man-tail.]"
22:08.22Hachimanolol
22:09.17MonetThat head is very intriguing
22:09.17XhoHe might play as a warrior during the Plazithian Seismomachy
22:09.42MonetWhat's coming out the back of his head?
22:09.50XhoThat's just the remainder of his helmet
22:09.56XhoHeaddress of sorts
22:10.02MonetNo on the naked model
22:10.09XhoOh
22:10.12XhoTendrils
22:10.34XhoWell, I dunno what the actual term is
22:10.41XhoAssists with sensory perception
22:11.02HachimanAntennae?
22:11.47XhoSuppose so
22:15.37XhoI think the way he would talk would probably be in the Nax' language as well so consistently in brackets
22:15.49XhoObviously translated, but just for effect
22:15.59HachimanI dunno why but I get a sorta Thane Krios feel to them
22:16.08HachimanWell, drell
22:16.21XhoI doubt he'd be religious
22:16.22XhoOr dying
22:16.34XhoOr has an estranged son
22:16.45Hachimanhue
22:16.54XhoHe might be spiritual, long-lived and has a distant child relationship however
22:16.56MonetNo but Drell in gneral - reptillian, looks lik they prefer mosit environments
22:16.59Xho*short-lived
22:17.28XhoAs for his height, hm
22:17.37XhoNax now range between 7ft and 9ft
22:17.41XhoSo I'll just say 8ft
22:17.58MonetQuite a growth spurt
22:18.04Xho7'8" - 9'2" is the actual barrier
22:18.12XhoI was wholly inaccurate there
22:18.20CyrannianI remember the Naxridon, wasn't it mentioned that they have a similar society to the URC?
22:18.26XhoOriginally
22:18.34XhoI retconned them so they were a part of the Kicath Empire
22:18.47MonetAlthoug hthen again given ehow pedantic Kicath are about height, they're still really short by Kicath standards.
22:18.59XhoKicath - squish                Nax - go fuk urself
22:19.24XhoBut now their race is split between the Kicath Empire and Remnant
22:19.53XhoConsidering that the Empire is generally hated by everyone since everyone knows that they're Dominion-regulated there's probably a lot of defectors from the Empire now
22:20.48XhoGenerally speaking I'd think most people would view them as friendlier, shorter Kicath
22:23.01XhoHistorically the Nax are the oldest protectorate species in the Kicath Empire
22:23.14HachimanHow long have they been with the Empire for?
22:23.24XhoRoughly 162,000 years
22:26.34AdmiralPandawell, I'm off for a while, see you guys later
22:27.23HachimanThis has inspired me to try and redesign the Cyrodi
22:27.29HachimanAnd make them less Kroot expy
22:29.30Technobliteratortime up
22:29.32Technobliteratorbyeee
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22:30.42HachimanWhile Zazane are supposed to be warriors and soldiers, Cyrodi are supposed to be hunters and in some cases assassins, I'd like to expand on them
22:30.47Hachimanhai u
22:33.35MonetI'd love to know more about them
22:44.14dino_bye all
22:44.16dino_heve to go
22:44.18dino_see ya ll next time
22:44.19dino_bye
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22:54.19Cyrannianhttp://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140621225338/spore/images/6/65/GrandMandatorZhk%27zhr.png - Grand Mandator Zhk'zhr; the Grand Mandator of the Empire's Milky Way territories.
22:54.44MonetNice Grimbo
22:55.08Cyrannianhttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Great_Cyrannus_War/Year_Three/Rise_of_the_Empire#Onward_to_Taracondor - Also, this is updated.
22:59.45HachimanSo I'm watching the battle of Whiskey Outpost from Starship Troopers and I find it unbearable to watch
23:01.43MonetWHich battle is that again?
23:02.00MonetThe only one I can remember by name is that first attack on the bug homeworld
23:02.50HachimanThe one where they're fighting at a complex and they're defending it from a horde of bugs
23:03.02HachimanAnd big flying bugs fly in and decapitate several soldiers
23:03.29MonetAnd not a single MG emplacement>
23:04.16Monet?*
23:04.35HachimanMG placement?
23:04.55MonetMachineguns
23:04.59HachimanOh
23:05.03HachimanWell there are a few
23:05.15Hachimanhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPE00A6b9TY
23:07.33MonetOnly on the towers?
23:08.20HachimanAye
23:09.22MonetWhat are these soldiers doing
23:09.47MonetSome of them are firing from the hip or holding onto the handle/scope rest
23:11.12MonetIts like they either don't knwo or don't care where they hit.
23:11.12HachimanNot only that, why are there no armoured units, or automatic turrets, or mines
23:11.27HachimanWhy are so few of them using grenade launchers
23:11.38MonetIs this an outpost or a day camp?
23:12.22MonetAnd even when the bugs die they STILL kill something as they fall over
23:12.54HachimanAt least the Imperial Guard have tanks on their side
23:13.02HachimanAnd aerial units
23:13.17MonetA base lie that may not have any tanks, bit it should have a few patrol vehicles with top-mounted weapons
23:14.08HachimanAlso if the soldiers know the bugs are capable of crawling, or hell even FLYING, into the base with that much ease why not give it a fucking roof or something
23:14.23HachimanOr spike-tipped barricades
23:14.30HachimanOr TURRETS
23:15.24MonetThe whole film basically makse the Imperial guard look like an elite special forces
23:17.18MonetA few machineguns mounted on the walls would have helped a lot
23:17.33MonetIt's like...the Federation has no clue what the hell its fighting.
23:17.48HachimanAlso, their armour, or lack thereof, is absolute crap and their guns are so ineffective that one soldier can't take out a single bug by himself
23:18.42HachimanThis is in an age where SPACESHIPS exist, why not use automated forces like drones
23:19.25MonetProbably the same reason the South was so opposed to inventions to make slavery redundant.
23:19.53MonetIt is indicated in the films that oen gains citizenship in this Federation by serving a term in the military
23:20.25HachimanSo they keep the arsenal for the soldiers lacking so that there would be need for more soldiers?
23:20.52MonetDepends on the arsenal I guess
23:21.29MonetIn the books the filsm are based on the Mobile Infantry did actually use powered armour.
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23:22.19HachimanAlso the outpost was in the middle of nowhere, why the fuck were they defending it unless it was for oil
23:22.29HachimanOr other resources and materials
23:22.57MonetWas that outpost on the bug planet?
23:23.09HachimanYeah
23:23.24MonetYeah the Federation's only really there to kill bugs apparently
23:24.25HachimanThe actual fuck
23:25.00MonetSome incident at the beginning of the first film (i forget what, a surprise attack I think) and the federation decides to genocide the bug population
23:25.08HachimanThey know that the bugs are expendable, they're a horde enemy
23:25.27MonetAnd the federation combats them with their own expendable soldiers.
23:25.37HachimanIf they wanna genocide them, use orbital bombardment, why are they wasting resources
23:25.54HachimanStarship Troopers is severely lacking in logic hur
23:26.04MonetI think they did plan to orbitally bombard the bugs but the bugs had this artillery bug that fired plasma into space
23:26.48MonetAnd the genius strategy for the first attack: Deploy thousands of marines armed only with assault rifles and given no vehicles to flush out and eradicate the bugs.
23:27.08MonetThe a mount of fail is mindblowing
23:28.05Wormy_awayI don't think the bugs in starship troopers were really attacking Earth
23:28.30MonetI tihnk there were overtones the Feds just wanted a war
23:28.32Wormy_awayIt was government propagandist and lies
23:28.54Wormy_awaypropaganda
23:33.26Wormy_awayHachi:  Is it on TV?  What channel
23:34.00Wormy_awayStarship Troopers is not a serious film anyway
23:34.33HachimanIt wasn't on TV, Youtube
23:35.31Wormy_awayI based the Mantisorac on the Arachnids
23:39.18MonetThe film was largely inspired by a set of books by the same name, too bad the crew buthered them horribly.
23:40.05MonetI read something about at the beginning the crew agreeing to read the books before filming, but no one got past chapter 3 of the first and they all got bored.
23:45.05MonetHowever those unifroms look like they'd possibly work agaist human opponents
23:45.57MonetBut agreed, they're definitely not designed to be worn by men sent to take on enemies that use var-sized scissors as a weapon
23:46.03Monetcar*
23:46.18Wormy_awayThe greatest battles of earth are fought by ants and termites
23:46.34Wormy_awayarmies of billions
23:46.42Wormy_awayin a carnival of death
23:47.23Wormy_awaytowers upon towers of ants descending on seas of termites
23:47.45Wormy_awayI'm glad neither are human sized
23:48.30HachimanIf they were human-sized those battles wouldn't be very impressive
23:48.33MonetTHose helmets? They're decent against gunshot wounds to the head, might not stop a high-power rifle but where they really shine is stopping shrapnel digging into your skull
23:48.39HachimanThe ants and termites would collapse underneath their own weight
23:49.00MonetTry an atmosphere with say...40% oxygen
23:52.41Wormy_away35% in Carboniferous times - invertebrates as big as cars.
23:52.44MonetThere used to be bugs the size of dogs, 2m long millipedes
23:54.50Wormy_awayim always amazed how ants use their bodies to build rafts and bridges
23:56.01Wormy_awaythis video got irrational quickly https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jv_RrzAH66c
23:57.58Wormy_awayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMzt0EOF0IU

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