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00:50.51 | TekDroid | ~test |
00:50.51 | infobot | rumour has it, test is not funny |
00:55.49 | Monet | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Captain:Paronus_Ultanos I'd say this guy is just-about done |
00:59.21 | OluapPlayer | So he sees himself as inferior to Uriel? |
00:59.56 | Monet | Considering all that Uriel's been though, he's worried if he can live up to his father's legacy |
01:00.59 | Monet | How many peope in the universe have dueled as many godlikes as he has aside from most of the Borealis regulars? |
01:02.34 | Monet | PLus he's seen Demon Volkarus. |
01:02.42 | Monet | I think he still has nightmares even today |
01:03.59 | OluapPlayer | Speaking of which you should make Volkarus' demon form and add it here http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Creature%3AZazane/Descension#Gallery |
01:05.15 | Monet | Yeah. Considering we've seen a true demon form once or twice. ALthough in other cases such as the RSR climax it was more "this is my normal look from now on" |
01:05.47 | OluapPlayer | Also give it a fancy name like the others |
01:05.51 | OluapPlayer | Those are actually canon |
01:07.47 | Monet | Seeing the Pimeval Sinner makes Kordan's fight with Zagdala that much more awesome |
01:09.25 | Monet | I suppose I should make the demon forms of Vetarion and Kordan too. |
01:09.58 | Monet | Then again, Kordan has never needed to go into Demon Form since his fight with the Seraphim |
01:12.20 | Monet | But Volkarus' form hmm, "Vengeful Scion" |
01:14.55 | Monet | Listening to Anno 2070s soundtrack I love UbiSoft right now |
01:15.24 | Monet | They have managed to somehow make Ominous Latin Chanting fit into a game set in the late 21st century. |
01:15.30 | OluapPlayer | The soundtrack is all I have from Dark Souls 2 right now |
01:15.34 | OluapPlayer | The game crashes on launch |
01:15.43 | Monet | Ouch |
01:15.50 | Monet | How old is your computer? |
01:16.06 | OluapPlayer | People all over the world are getting this problem |
01:16.15 | OluapPlayer | The game is at fault, not my PC |
01:16.40 | Monet | I was only curious since you mentioned your computer generally has a little hiccup when startign a new game |
01:16.59 | OluapPlayer | That's related to my monitor screwing up when I play games on fullscreen |
01:17.02 | Monet | Also this is why i'm reluctant these days to day 1 purchases |
01:17.08 | OluapPlayer | Dark Souls 2 downright crashes on launch |
01:17.49 | OluapPlayer | So much for PC being the lead platform, Dark Souls 1 was a bad PC port yet it launched the first time I played it |
01:19.53 | Monet | Ouch |
01:19.57 | Monet | In fact I'm waiting a bit until I get a PS4 for two reasons. 1) price will go down, 2) by a few months after initial release initial bugs and glitches are normally fixed. |
01:20.35 | Angrybirds | The world so far http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140423045323/spore/images/0/0c/Old_World_7.png :) |
01:20.47 | Monet | I'm looking forward to WatchDogs and Final Fantasy XV |
01:20.56 | Monet | Oh and The Phantom Pain |
01:21.02 | OluapPlayer | The people who do got it working are facing another issue even |
01:21.17 | OluapPlayer | If they ahve a VAC ban on their profile, their games are locked in offline mode |
01:21.36 | OluapPlayer | VAC bands only affect the banned game itself, they don't extend to other games |
01:21.40 | OluapPlayer | bans* |
01:22.45 | Monet | So those who get past the startup glitch/crash can't play multiplayer? |
01:23.08 | OluapPlayer | Those with a VAC ban, yeah |
01:23.26 | OluapPlayer | For example, if you get VAC banned in TF2, you're locked out of multiplayer in Dark Souls 2 |
01:23.34 | OluapPlayer | I don't defend cheaters but this isn't how VAC works |
01:25.20 | OluapPlayer | Speaking of Zagdala's demon form, I made that model hur |
01:27.20 | Monet | Its a good model. Especially the wings and the crest |
01:27.35 | Monet | I can tell you put a lot of focus int ogetting the mright |
01:28.08 | OluapPlayer | I find wings to be a nightmare to make |
01:28.31 | OluapPlayer | I'm proud of the head myself |
01:54.16 | Monet | damn... |
01:54.51 | Monet | Oluap's not going ot like two of my friends. |
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02:21.54 | OfficerJackal | Hello! |
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02:41.30 | quark8 | Who are you on the wiki houndeye? |
03:23.08 | DrodoEmpire | test |
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05:16.56 | TekDroid | Night |
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06:30.42 | Ghelae | Hello. |
06:31.20 | Imperios | Ello |
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07:50.57 | drom | Today, I learned that there are flying snakes. |
07:53.39 | drom | http://imgur.com/gallery/NALhw |
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09:43.35 | Liquid_Ink | Hello |
09:44.43 | Ghelae | Hello. |
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09:59.15 | AdmiralPanda | hi all |
09:59.18 | Liquid_Ink | Hello |
10:05.09 | Liquid_Ink | I have decided that in my fantasy realm Dwarfs are eusocial and hatch from eggs laid by a queen. |
10:05.13 | Liquid_Ink | They hatch fully bearded. |
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10:21.35 | Imperios | Liquid_Ink: Queen Uristen |
10:21.45 | Imperios | Actually I have an idea |
10:21.54 | Liquid_Ink | Wut? |
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10:22.03 | Imperios | What if the "queen" is in fact a magical sentient forge of some sort |
10:22.08 | Wormy | Hi |
10:22.15 | Imperios | And that the dwarves are partially artificial creatures |
10:22.18 | Imperios | Like GW2 dorfs |
10:22.47 | Liquid_Ink | No, they're natural. |
10:23.10 | Liquid_Ink | The Queen is just a fertile female dwarf that lays the dwarf eggs. |
10:23.30 | Liquid_Ink | Nice idea though |
10:25.01 | Imperios | http://dragonage.wikia.com/wiki/Broodmother She should look like that then |
10:25.35 | Liquid_Ink | Ew |
10:25.46 | Liquid_Ink | But yeah, she's meant to resemble a fat, seven foot lady |
10:26.09 | Liquid_Ink | No tentacles though |
10:29.36 | Wormy | She would make a small Vorgormon |
10:30.43 | Liquid_Ink | Fertile females not yet mated resemble elves but with larger and clawed hands |
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10:43.42 | Jepardi | Hi |
10:45.44 | Liquid_Ink | Because dwarfs have large and clawed hands |
10:45.57 | Liquid_Ink | Since they're burrowing animals. |
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11:08.05 | Imperios | So, like GW2 Dredge? |
11:08.45 | Liquid_Ink | wuts dat? |
11:11.09 | Imperios | http://wiki.guildwars2.com/images/a/a9/Rasolov.jpg |
11:11.18 | Imperios | Basically Russian mole peoplr |
11:12.10 | drom | So my school ended eariler. |
11:12.11 | Liquid_Ink | Well, they resemble short humans generally. But with large hands. |
11:12.21 | drom | Ate gulasch soup. It was great. |
11:12.47 | Imperios | <PROTECTED> |
11:13.54 | drom | Off to try Civ:AC on windows 7 |
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11:50.23 | AdmiralPanda | Imperios OluapPlayer: For the campaign tomorrow, would you prefer to be left to do your own thing, or for me to give you a really open-ended quest? |
11:50.39 | Imperios | Not surr |
11:50.42 | OluapPlayer | Quest |
11:52.53 | AdmiralPanda | mind you it's not going to be a "go here and get this" kinda quest, it'll be more like a "go look around and come back if you find anything cool" |
12:02.07 | OluapPlayer | AdmiralPanda: Turns out Dark Souls 2 is glitched for a few thousand people and it crashed on launch |
12:02.09 | OluapPlayer | Me included |
12:02.15 | AdmiralPanda | heh |
12:02.23 | AdmiralPanda | so what was that about PC master race? |
12:02.25 | OluapPlayer | No, not "heh" |
12:02.27 | AdmiralPanda | (jks) |
12:02.32 | AdmiralPanda | seriously that sucks |
12:02.33 | OluapPlayer | I can't play the game I've been waiting a month for |
12:03.49 | AdmiralPanda | any news on a pending fix? |
12:04.04 | OluapPlayer | None |
12:04.26 | AdmiralPanda | damn, that sucks |
12:04.30 | OluapPlayer | Namco just says they're "currently investigating and escalating this issue" |
12:04.40 | OluapPlayer | They said this 12 hours ago |
12:04.45 | AdmiralPanda | 'escalating the issue' do they know what that word means? |
12:05.15 | OluapPlayer | Also I've seen the key bindings and they're downright insane |
12:05.38 | AdmiralPanda | DkS 1's default bindings were pretty bad iirc |
12:05.48 | OluapPlayer | Jumping in 1 was Spacebar when you were running. Jumping in 2 apparently is Shift + Spacebar + Mousescroll wheel |
12:06.00 | AdmiralPanda | wat |
12:06.05 | AdmiralPanda | lucky you can change it |
12:06.35 | OluapPlayer | Seems like you can't, I've seen a lot of people complaining about not being able to change some bindings |
12:06.50 | AdmiralPanda | wtf Namco? |
12:07.41 | OluapPlayer | So the consensus is that the game DOES run fine in a stable 60 fps, IF you manage to be part of the elite which didn't crash on launch |
12:08.12 | OluapPlayer | The crashing is the first boss |
12:08.42 | AdmiralPanda | normally I would crack another PC master race joke at this point, but seriously? that's bullshit |
12:09.50 | OluapPlayer | I'm not part of the whole mustard race thing |
12:09.57 | OluapPlayer | I'd buy consoles if I could afford them |
12:10.13 | AdmiralPanda | I frankly just don't care as long as it plays games |
12:17.04 | AdmiralPanda | well, I hope they sort their shit out soon |
12:17.27 | AdmiralPanda | I was looking forward to exploring Drangleic alongside you (in spirit form) |
12:18.06 | OluapPlayer | I sure hope so too |
12:18.13 | OluapPlayer | I want to play the game dfhndnfhnfgh |
12:18.48 | OluapPlayer | I'm gonna have to wait for a patch since none of the "fixes" people have found work for me |
12:19.06 | AdmiralPanda | oh well, at least you have D&D coming up, so that's something |
12:19.22 | AdmiralPanda | I'm still working on that excuse to have a revealing clerical robe btw |
12:19.35 | OluapPlayer | That'll cheer me up hur |
12:21.30 | OluapPlayer | Oh yeah one more thing |
12:21.52 | AdmiralPanda | ? |
12:21.59 | OluapPlayer | I heard that pirated copies of the game have a screamer on it which plays on random intervals |
12:22.33 | AdmiralPanda | now that is clever |
12:22.46 | OluapPlayer | It sets your volume to 100% when using it too |
12:23.01 | AdmiralPanda | just like Alan Wake's in-game Pirates |
12:23.08 | AdmiralPanda | and the eye-patch |
12:23.15 | OluapPlayer | wut that |
12:23.46 | AdmiralPanda | if you have a pirated copy of Alan Wake, in the first cutscene there's a bunch of guys on the wharf dressed up as pirates that say "Welcome to the crew, matey!" |
12:23.50 | AdmiralPanda | and your character has an eyepatch |
12:24.32 | OluapPlayer | olol |
12:25.50 | OluapPlayer | At least I can listen to the soundtrack, you could get it by preordering the game |
12:26.55 | AdmiralPanda | I should look into getting the Oblivion soundtrack |
12:26.59 | AdmiralPanda | some good stuff in there |
12:28.08 | OluapPlayer | Comparably there's far less "omg eargasm" tracks in 2 than 1, but there's a certain track which has become my favorite between both games |
12:28.17 | OluapPlayer | I won't say which though cause it's a late game track |
12:29.40 | AdmiralPanda | ah well, at least that means I get to play a bit more Kingdoms of Amalur before I return to DkS |
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12:33.25 | Hachiman | hai |
12:33.31 | AdmiralPanda | HAI BUNI |
12:33.36 | AdmiralPanda | slightly overnthusiastic |
12:33.38 | AdmiralPanda | but still hai |
12:33.43 | AdmiralPanda | (I had caps lock on for some reason) |
12:33.47 | OluapPlayer | omg hai |
12:33.58 | Hachiman | Are we D&Ding this Saturday? |
12:34.02 | AdmiralPanda | Oluap I'm curious: where did the 'omg' come from? |
12:34.05 | AdmiralPanda | Hachiman: of course |
12:34.21 | OluapPlayer | I always say this when Hachi gets online |
12:34.26 | OluapPlayer | Because he's my internet waifu |
12:35.14 | AdmiralPanda | the omg part is somewhat new tho |
12:35.28 | Hachiman | No you're just Australian hur |
12:35.34 | OluapPlayer | aye |
12:35.58 | AdmiralPanda | also Hachiman: would you prefer next session to be fully open ended, or would you prefer a really open ended quest (as in, the "go look around and come back if you find anything cool" kind) |
12:36.20 | Hachiman | Hmm |
12:37.41 | Imperios | Hi |
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12:40.17 | OluapPlayer | dumbatron |
12:40.35 | Hachiman | So much for never leaving the IRC |
12:41.06 | Technodroid | ya dad |
12:41.11 | Technodroid | I explained why |
12:41.21 | Technodroid | internet cuts off so can't do it properly |
12:41.32 | Hachiman | lol |
12:41.34 | Technodroid | otherwise would still be here on pc |
12:42.39 | Technodroid | okay, OluapPlayer, I should fill in USO and UNO now |
12:42.50 | OluapPlayer | Wait one moment |
12:42.54 | OluapPlayer | I'm editing the page atm |
12:43.00 | Technodroid | alright |
12:43.05 | Technodroid | ping when you're done |
12:43.26 | Hachiman | woops |
12:44.09 | AdmiralPanda | Hachiman: ? |
12:44.22 | Hachiman | I edited the page while he was editing and didn't know |
12:44.33 | OluapPlayer | i'll fukin slaughter u |
12:44.39 | Hachiman | And I'm not entirely sure really regarding the D&D campaign |
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12:45.34 | OluapPlayer | Technodroid: I'm done |
12:45.43 | Technodroid | oh, that was quick |
12:45.45 | Technodroid | hey dino |
12:45.51 | AdmiralPanda | about the only difference is you'd be traipsing around the countryside looking for something rather than just traipsing around the countryside |
12:46.05 | OluapPlayer | I put Regional Powers and Minor Powers on alphabetical order |
12:46.16 | OluapPlayer | I didn't do it for the others above because they're in the order I want them to be |
12:52.49 | dino_ | hello all! |
12:56.19 | Technodroid | I'm done now |
12:57.32 | Technodroid | USOP |
12:57.33 | OluapPlayer | Thanks |
12:58.11 | AdmiralPanda | can someone explain that compliment to me? idungeddit |
12:59.33 | OluapPlayer | wut u talking about |
13:00.01 | AdmiralPanda | well u said thanks but I didn't see a compliment, so I figured USOP must have been some sort of compliment |
13:00.38 | OluapPlayer | I'm thanking Jo for editing the page hur |
13:00.41 | Technodroid | oh |
13:00.45 | AdmiralPanda | oh rite |
13:00.51 | Technodroid | it's me saying USO is OP |
13:01.07 | Technodroid | icevolvo nerf |
13:01.08 | Technodroid | etc |
13:01.28 | OluapPlayer | keep ur dumta outta heer |
13:01.52 | Technodroid | btw Oluap I disagree with "lawful evil" |
13:02.00 | Technodroid | under Xaltsa's rule, they are definitely now Chaotic |
13:02.04 | OluapPlayer | I disagree with your face |
13:02.08 | Technodroid | :c |
13:02.13 | OluapPlayer | I just copied what the USO page said |
13:02.18 | Technodroid | oh |
13:02.18 | OluapPlayer | So don't blame me, blame yourself |
13:02.19 | AdmiralPanda | but aren't they ruled by the Omega Commander? |
13:02.19 | Technodroid | well |
13:02.30 | Technodroid | they are overlorded by the Omega Commander |
13:02.33 | Technodroid | but led by Xaltsa |
13:02.38 | Technodroid | if that makes sense |
13:02.41 | AdmiralPanda | then they lawful organisation with a chaotic commander |
13:02.43 | Technodroid | so OC is the main villain |
13:02.52 | Technodroid | xaltsa is the dragon |
13:03.04 | Technodroid | (that is the right trope? |
13:03.05 | Technodroid | ) |
13:03.06 | AdmiralPanda | yeah so USO is lawful as a whole |
13:03.11 | AdmiralPanda | yeah that fits |
13:03.12 | Technodroid | hm |
13:03.15 | OluapPlayer | USO proves why OCD is bad by having OC as the big bad |
13:03.18 | Technodroid | alright |
13:03.28 | Technodroid | yeah |
13:03.32 | Technodroid | its creator is an OCD sufferer |
13:03.34 | Technodroid | so yeah |
13:03.36 | OluapPlayer | i r master of puns |
13:03.43 | Technodroid | 10/10 |
13:03.53 | dino_ | how is all doing! |
13:04.06 | dino_ | Here the sun is shining, nice weather! |
13:04.35 | Technodroid | gotta go |
13:08.36 | drom | ach ach, good ol' purple color |
13:21.55 | dino_ | oh be back later on again :D |
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13:34.55 | quark8 | Hey everyone |
13:35.02 | AdmiralPanda | heya |
13:35.46 | AdmiralPanda | actually Hachi and Oluap; I should probably do a loot breakdown before the game so you guys can plan out what you want to get back in town, shouldn't I? when everyone's here of course |
13:36.00 | Hachiman | Course |
13:36.05 | AdmiralPanda | or everyone except Random, since he's never here on a reliable schedule |
13:36.09 | OluapPlayer | rite |
13:36.21 | OluapPlayer | Also I'm yet to know how to level up |
13:36.27 | OluapPlayer | Do my stats change at all? |
13:37.28 | AdmiralPanda | your HP goes up, your base attack and save bonuses, you'd have more spells per day and a couple of other things |
13:37.54 | AdmiralPanda | I'll go through it with you in private chat |
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13:41.44 | LawfulInsane | Hello. |
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13:44.13 | LawfulInsane | Hello |
13:44.24 | quark8 | Hey |
13:45.25 | LawfulInsane | I am laughing so hard right now. |
13:46.17 | quark8 | Why? |
13:46.39 | quark8 | :-O |
13:52.27 | LawfulInsane | Pokemon Vietnamese Crystal. |
14:00.18 | quark8 | … |
14:00.53 | Ghel | Hello. |
14:01.11 | quark8 | Hello |
14:04.06 | LawfulInsane | Hello |
14:08.04 | Imperios | LawfulInsane: Jungle partisan Pokemon |
14:08.10 | Imperios | Alright I'll shut up now |
14:08.13 | LawfulInsane | ? |
14:08.18 | Imperios | Vietnam |
14:08.28 | Imperios | Known for its history of partisan warfare |
14:08.43 | LawfulInsane | Pokemon Vietnamese Crystal is a translation Trainwreck of hilarity, with lines like: |
14:08.52 | LawfulInsane | EGGY? HUGEBALL BALL FUCK |
14:09.27 | Imperios | Little did we know, Hachiman is Vietnamese |
14:09.32 | LawfulInsane | ? |
14:09.49 | Imperios | >Hugeball ball fuck |
14:10.08 | LawfulInsane | Hugeball is Pokeball. |
14:10.25 | LawfulInsane | Apparently "put in" became "fuck". |
14:10.36 | Imperios | Hur |
14:10.52 | LawfulInsane | There's also Volcano bakemeat and Angry Bread. |
14:11.12 | LawfulInsane | *Bakemeat |
14:13.04 | Imperios | Hur |
14:13.30 | LawfulInsane | There's also "Kuang Steak" which is apparently a Haunter. |
14:13.43 | LawfulInsane | In PVC, Haunter is Steak. |
14:13.51 | Imperios | LawfulInsane: |
14:13.56 | LawfulInsane | ? |
14:15.01 | Imperios | That's from Vietnamese Crystal too |
14:15.06 | LawfulInsane | I know. |
14:17.14 | LawfulInsane | Pidgey is called Lap. |
14:17.19 | LawfulInsane | Sentret is Oad. |
14:17.28 | LawfulInsane | Spearow is, redundantly, Bird. |
14:17.35 | LawfulInsane | Totodile is Croc. |
14:23.54 | Imperios | Hachiman: http://lurkmore.so/images/8/80/Armor_bra_IRL.jpg |
14:24.08 | Hachiman | https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/1609699_459358867528678_797257258136091408_n.jpg#_=_ |
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14:31.00 | LawfulInsane | Hello |
14:31.20 | Monet | Hello |
14:31.36 | Ghel | Hello. |
14:32.28 | AdmiralPanda | hi Monet |
14:34.05 | Imperios | Hachiman: http://lurkmore.to/%D0%A4%D0%B0%D0%B9%D0%BB:Ariel_I_CAME.jpg |
14:37.24 | Imperios | Hm |
14:37.24 | Imperios | Is it weird if I imagine Oscar Wilde's literature to be read in a squeaky, camp gay voice? |
14:37.35 | Hachiman | Hai Mon |
14:37.48 | Imperios | <PROTECTED> |
14:37.52 | Hachiman | Imperios: I tend to image it more in an effeminate deep voice |
14:38.05 | Hachiman | https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1.0-9/1480691_1442978539282674_5768326206523439984_n.jpg |
14:38.26 | Imperios | effeminate deep voice |
14:38.30 | Imperios | Dat oxymoron |
14:41.01 | AdmiralPanda | Hachiman Imperios OluapPlayer Monet: if you guys are available, I can do a breakdown of the loot you guys acquired from the last session (I'm remiss for not doing it during the session but it was late and I wanted to pass out hur) |
14:41.13 | OluapPlayer | Yes |
14:41.18 | Hachiman | Yus |
14:41.27 | Monet | I remember I gained a giant wolf's head |
14:41.47 | OluapPlayer | hur |
14:41.49 | AdmiralPanda | yeah there's a lot more stuff than that :P |
14:42.02 | OluapPlayer | Shambles' Remains |
14:42.19 | Imperios | I am not available |
14:44.21 | AdmiralPanda | are you ok with me going through it with the others? they can't do anything with it until the next session, so you won't be at that much of a loss |
14:47.17 | AdmiralPanda | since there's no objection I'll do it anyway |
14:47.31 | AdmiralPanda | Monet OluapPlayer Hachiman: #SporewikiLoot |
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14:56.07 | Ghel | Hello. |
14:56.24 | Wormy | Hi |
14:57.32 | Wormy | Naked Ninja takes out police https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10203889896956155 |
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15:10.32 | Cyrannian | Hello! |
15:11.04 | Ghel | Hello. |
15:11.26 | Monet | Hello |
15:16.32 | Wormy | The ignorance of some UFC fans is disgraceful |
15:17.02 | Wormy | Some are quite happy to hate on some fighters or even be racist |
15:32.53 | Monet | I wonder if there are any cases in fiction of a character overreacting to a minor injury of some kind |
15:33.11 | Hachiman | Probably Hachi at some point hur |
15:33.53 | OluapPlayer | Karnak did during the final fight with Laidar |
15:33.58 | Monet | Doesn't really count as an "injury" but I recall Valserion went full-on homicidal after his coat got singed. |
15:34.07 | OluapPlayer | Except he was overreacting in happiness instead of pain |
15:36.21 | Monet | OluapPLayer: Not sure if that couns since it wounds like Karnack got a kick out of getting hurt |
15:40.00 | Monet | ALthough there are cases here in fiction where pain has been illusionary |
15:42.12 | Monet | On the other end of the scale, outside of supernaturals, I remmeber Uriel once had ALL HIS LIMBS dislocated. Granted he *did* roar in pain but afterwards I recall he didn't mind so much. |
15:42.31 | Monet | He still talked rather calmy I think, |
15:42.34 | AdmiralPanda | dislocated limbs don't hurt that much once they're relocated, so that's understandable |
15:42.53 | Monet | I think they were pulverised too |
15:43.26 | Monet | As a last-ditch act of Violence, Angrus used his tentacles to destroy Uriel's limbs |
15:44.30 | Monet | Yeah |
15:44.35 | AdmiralPanda | in that case I'm gonna put it down to badassery |
15:44.52 | Monet | Angrus used his sword to somehow cut off all six of his limbs using his sword |
15:45.44 | Monet | Hmm, also given Uriel was in his armur, the attack would have pumped Uriel's body full of some kind of painkiller. |
15:45.49 | Monet | SO badassery and painkillers |
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15:46.00 | Sporeraptor | hi |
15:47.04 | OluapPlayer | http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140425154452/spore/images/8/86/Dragostea_Dalverat.png behold, Fantasy!Kalcedia |
15:47.36 | AdmiralPanda | that's a chest and a half |
15:47.58 | Monet | No ass tho |
15:48.11 | OluapPlayer | who sed so |
15:48.11 | AdmiralPanda | with a chest that big, who cares? |
15:48.17 | Imperios | Fuk |
15:48.48 | Monet | OluapPlayer: She has microscopic hips |
15:49.03 | OluapPlayer | She's also a shapeshifter hur |
15:49.15 | Imperios | Monet the Mirandafanboy disapproves of no ass effect |
15:49.20 | OluapPlayer | All succubi can make their boobs, hips and butt as big as they please |
15:50.25 | OluapPlayer | http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140425134334/spore/images/0/0d/The_Father_of_Giants.png also Giantdad |
15:50.47 | Imperios | OluapPlayer: Remember that "Twilight vampire" idea I had |
15:50.53 | Monet | We have giants? |
15:50.55 | Imperios | What species could he be? |
15:50.58 | OluapPlayer | Yes |
15:51.01 | OluapPlayer | Your decision |
15:51.08 | OluapPlayer | Father of Giants was a human, not a giant |
15:51.31 | Imperios | He is supposed to be humanoid |
15:51.32 | Imperios | Human or elf |
15:51.32 | Imperios | ? |
15:51.38 | OluapPlayer | Your decision |
15:52.36 | Imperios | OluapPlayer: Lord burdhelmet |
15:52.47 | Imperios | He looks like a bastard child of a plague doctor and a knight errant |
15:52.53 | Imperios | ...Is he related to Norrigan |
15:52.54 | OluapPlayer | Mask, not helmet |
15:53.03 | OluapPlayer | He fought Norrigan in the past |
15:53.58 | OluapPlayer | Norrigan mentioned him during the Golden Necropolis fiction, he swung his sword at a Smeever so hard he threw himself forward and fell off a cliff to his death |
15:59.55 | Imperios | Hachiman: Want to work on our Inquisition plot today? I have plenty of time |
16:01.00 | Imperios | BTW guys |
16:01.27 | Imperios | Do you think I should make a page about Fantasy humans |
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16:01.50 | Hachiman | dum browser |
16:03.57 | Imperios | Hachiman: Do you think we should make a page about Fantasy humans? |
16:04.08 | Hachiman | Could do |
16:08.50 | Monet | That moment after Angrus dismembered Uriel, has there ever been a time where Tyraz has been more distressed? |
16:09.43 | Hachiman | When he discovered Volkarus was still around |
16:12.05 | OluapPlayer | brb |
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16:15.17 | dino_ | hellow |
16:16.18 | Sporeraptor | hi |
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16:17.05 | OluapPlayer | ok back |
16:17.05 | AdmiralPanda | hai techno, hai dino |
16:17.14 | Technobliterator | hi |
16:17.32 | Technobliterator | not here for that long |
16:17.55 | Technobliterator | would anyone be up for a cleansing flames war rp this weekend? |
16:18.00 | AdmiralPanda | YES |
16:18.03 | dino_ | hello Jo! |
16:18.06 | dino_ | Panda! |
16:18.09 | dino_ | How re you! |
16:18.26 | Technobliterator | fine, you? |
16:18.26 | AdmiralPanda | I'm fine |
16:18.33 | AdmiralPanda | Technobliterator: Do you really need to ask me to RP? |
16:18.43 | Technobliterator | lol |
16:18.45 | AdmiralPanda | :P |
16:18.49 | Technobliterator | well I certainly need to ask the others |
16:18.54 | AdmiralPanda | true |
16:19.51 | OluapPlayer | We got DnD tomorrow mind you |
16:19.57 | AdmiralPanda | I know |
16:20.37 | Technobliterator | Sunday would be more likely anyway |
16:20.40 | AdmiralPanda | don't underestimate my desperation to actually get into an RP :P |
16:20.46 | Technobliterator | I probably won't be able to rp saturday |
16:21.40 | Imperios | Speaking of RPs |
16:21.42 | Imperios | We can RP something now |
16:21.59 | Technobliterator | ? |
16:22.18 | Monet | I believe Imp's comment is more general |
16:23.13 | Imperios | Outworld plot or Inquisition plot, or Shirtless plot, or WLLM if Xho comes |
16:23.23 | OluapPlayer | I got an idea for a new Fantasyverse char but I don't know what race he could be |
16:23.46 | Imperios | Hm hm? |
16:24.03 | OluapPlayer | he's the entity who cursed Norrigan |
16:24.12 | Technobliterator | zr'an'kar |
16:24.15 | Technobliterator | there's your race |
16:24.19 | Imperios | Hue |
16:24.26 | Imperios | Norrimac |
16:24.34 | OluapPlayer | http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140418125809/spore/images/c/c9/Zran_Kar.png race |
16:24.37 | OluapPlayer | rite* |
16:24.54 | Technobliterator | well it makes sense |
16:25.06 | Imperios | It could be Tsedbal |
16:25.07 | Technobliterator | zr'an'kar in fictionverse was the one who cursed mac |
16:25.16 | OluapPlayer | Zran Kar doesn't curse people, he's a vampire god |
16:25.33 | Technobliterator | bleh |
16:25.41 | Imperios | Seriously though |
16:25.45 | OluapPlayer | Also I need this char to be killable |
16:25.46 | Imperios | How about a Vila elf? |
16:26.16 | OluapPlayer | He's a necromancer of sort except he uses souls instead of zombies or skeletons |
16:26.17 | Technobliterator | you could make an evil ioketa? |
16:26.29 | OluapPlayer | He takes the souls of the deceased and turn them into servants |
16:26.53 | Imperios | It could be an Outworld mage |
16:26.57 | AdmiralPanda | OluapPlayer: So a necromancer |
16:27.06 | Hachiman | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Captain:Dragostea Started on this |
16:27.15 | OluapPlayer | I don't want him to be a member of any major villain empire |
16:27.20 | OluapPlayer | Hachiman: gud now finish it |
16:27.24 | Imperios | Rite |
16:27.48 | OluapPlayer | "A wasteland inhabited by little more than libidinous swine, dressed in the clothes of people" |
16:27.52 | OluapPlayer | FUCK YOU AND YOUR EYEBROWS |
16:27.56 | Hachiman | olol |
16:28.56 | drom|away | Same developers who created Endless Space is currently developing a 4X fantasy game. http://store.steampowered.com/app/289130 |
16:29.23 | OluapPlayer | AdmiralPanda: Actually my plan is that he uses red phantoms as servants |
16:29.26 | OluapPlayer | So he's a Darkwraith hur |
16:29.33 | AdmiralPanda | heh |
16:29.35 | Imperios | Right |
16:29.39 | AdmiralPanda | dickwraith necromancer |
16:29.47 | AdmiralPanda | Bastion - Welp, my job's set out for me |
16:29.52 | OluapPlayer | "So I stabbed the fuck and took his humanity" |
16:29.55 | OluapPlayer | fucker* |
16:29.59 | Technobliterator | I still don't see why an Ioketa doesn't work |
16:30.00 | Imperios | I have just realised that I have zero fanservice characters |
16:30.13 | OluapPlayer | I want an humanoid preferebly |
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16:30.17 | OluapPlayer | Ioketa are monkey peeps |
16:30.19 | OluapPlayer | spu |
16:30.19 | Technobliterator | oh, I see |
16:30.20 | Imperios | Ritw |
16:30.24 | Technobliterator | sup spu |
16:30.25 | AdmiralPanda | I have one Hachiservice character and that's about it |
16:30.25 | Imperios | How about a Vila elf? |
16:30.34 | Xho | y'all be trippin' |
16:30.39 | Imperios | Hi |
16:30.44 | OluapPlayer | Depends, can vila elves be evil necromancers? |
16:30.49 | Imperios | Easily |
16:30.50 | AdmiralPanda | unless Kaios somehow becomes a fan service character, could appeal to the female audience but that's about it |
16:31.00 | OluapPlayer | he's a vila elf then |
16:31.09 | Xho | So what's this chat about |
16:31.18 | Hachiman | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Captain:Dragostea dis |
16:31.21 | AdmiralPanda | all sorts of things |
16:31.22 | OluapPlayer | ^ that |
16:31.26 | OluapPlayer | Kalcedia is now in the fantasyverse |
16:31.31 | AdmiralPanda | but mostly that |
16:31.42 | Xho | Pelagrios - HELLO |
16:32.13 | Imperios | It's kinda funny, because I have a buxom blue alien girl in one verse and an exotic Middle Eastern lesbian in another |
16:32.41 | OluapPlayer | The Father of Giants will be one of this necromancer's minions |
16:32.55 | Xho | Kinmo - been dere done u |
16:32.59 | AdmiralPanda | Bastion - [Smiting intensifies] |
16:33.11 | OluapPlayer | Father of Giants - casul detected powerin up bass cannon |
16:33.40 | Xho | Doesn't 'dragostea' mean 'love' in Romanian |
16:33.43 | Imperios | Yet none of them are fanservuce in the slightest |
16:33.45 | Xho | I'm reminded of Numa Numa |
16:33.46 | AdmiralPanda | Bastion - When I'm done with you, the sun will praise ME! |
16:33.48 | OluapPlayer | Imperios: gib Vila Elf model |
16:34.29 | Imperios | Exactly |
16:35.00 | Hachiman | Aye it does |
16:35.04 | Xho | "Hys Dalverat (aunt, deceased)" |
16:35.07 | Hachiman | That's where I got the inspiration from hur |
16:35.16 | Xho | Akharav - nao i doin' u six times a week lululul |
16:35.24 | Imperios | Fucking Moldavian prostitute |
16:35.36 | OluapPlayer | Hamoins - dats gud |
16:35.43 | Imperios | in a sec |
16:35.44 | Imperios | Lemme get back home |
16:36.07 | Hachiman | Correction; fucking Moldavian prostitute that built and runs the single-most richest, prosperous, and high-end brothel in all of Koldenwelt |
16:36.23 | OluapPlayer | Hachi - found ma nu home |
16:36.24 | Xho | Pelagrios - now sponsored by me |
16:36.40 | Hachiman | She gets more income than some large cities I imagine hur |
16:37.08 | Xho | I dunno whether this would make sense but Dragostea and Kalarah should have a "past" |
16:37.16 | Imperios | Hachiman: Can I quote Dragostea yet |
16:37.17 | Imperios | *quote on Dragostea already |
16:37.26 | OluapPlayer | Dragostea was born after Caligaduro was imprisoned |
16:37.28 | OluapPlayer | So probably not |
16:37.31 | Hachiman | Imperios: Not yet hur |
16:37.49 | Xho | OluapPlayer: Kalarah has his ways hur |
16:37.58 | OluapPlayer | ur not allowed to tho |
16:38.02 | Xho | y not |
16:38.08 | Xho | cracks OluapPlayer's skull open |
16:38.09 | OluapPlayer | That'd imply he has a friendly past with Dalverat |
16:38.15 | Imperios | I was about to throw a Nazi tantrum from Javina, a Victorian tantrum from Lekren, a nerdy tantrum from Valdemar and a psycho tantrum from Latar |
16:38.17 | Xho | Not really |
16:38.34 | Monet | Everyone hates the "Keep calm and carry on" poster. But apparently while it *was* created during WWII no one knew about it until after 2000. |
16:38.35 | Xho | Evil servant of Caligaduro + constantly did his daughter = very angry dad |
16:38.58 | OluapPlayer | dat implies raep |
16:39.01 | OluapPlayer | and you can't raep a succubus |
16:39.03 | Xho | Kalarah isn't nice hur |
16:39.17 | OluapPlayer | Only the succubus can raep uoi |
16:39.18 | OluapPlayer | you even |
16:39.20 | Xho | He's probably gone through more women than Hachi and Pelagrios combined |
16:39.27 | Monet | Its only a rumour I think but the reason the poster wasn't published was because the British Government never reached the point they decided "we should drill this idea into people" |
16:39.40 | Xho | *Abyssus Reversal* |
16:39.53 | Xho | Rather than Soviet Russia Reversal, we have Abyssus Reversal |
16:40.01 | AdmiralPanda | pretty sure it's not hard to go through more women than Hachi |
16:40.06 | Hachiman | Ouch |
16:40.09 | OluapPlayer | lel |
16:40.18 | Xho | Kalarah - eh |
16:40.44 | Xho | That and for the most part Kalarah's transformation into a walking corpse wasn't a quick one |
16:40.57 | Xho | Couple thousand years at least |
16:41.17 | Xho | Even though Kalarah actually has the magic to mask his corpse body |
16:41.23 | Xho | Since he does it in Terminus |
16:41.33 | Imperios | Xho: All hail comrade Kalarah |
16:42.23 | Xho | Kalarah - В семье́ не без уро́да |
16:42.36 | Imperios | Dem stress marks |
16:42.43 | Xho | ur a stress mark |
16:42.54 | Imperios | A true Russian does not need them |
16:43.08 | AdmiralPanda | you know I find it somewhat interesting that despite being portrayed as a serial flirt, Hachi in both settings manages to find and (so far) stay faithful to just one woman |
16:43.16 | Xho | i not russian hur |
16:43.25 | Imperios | You are now |
16:43.33 | Imperios | TOVARICH MIKHAIL TVERDOV |
16:43.43 | Xho | I don't have the liver |
16:43.44 | Xho | Well I might |
16:43.45 | OluapPlayer | Go drink vodka and wrestle bears now |
16:43.46 | Xho | But I don't |
16:43.49 | Xho | c vodka |
16:43.55 | Imperios | Tverdy = Hard |
16:44.01 | Xho | Lopez u dum |
16:44.02 | Imperios | <PROTECTED> |
16:44.13 | AdmiralPanda | might not be the best at chasing tail, but he's a keeper apparently |
16:44.14 | OluapPlayer | misha |
16:44.32 | Xho | Mikhail Tverdov |
16:44.36 | Xho | It does have a ring to it |
16:44.43 | OluapPlayer | aka Misha |
16:44.47 | OluapPlayer | cuddly as fuk |
16:44.47 | Xho | Misha Tverdov |
16:44.48 | Imperios | <PROTECTED> |
16:45.30 | Sporeraptor | hat do you think ? http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Second_Cyrannian_War/Year_One/Dealing_with_the_Devil#Terror_on_Raptura |
16:45.37 | Xho | since ur name was andrew u glass wearing russian speaking korean |
16:46.05 | Imperios | Hm |
16:46.30 | Imperios | If you're a tophat-wearing curry I'm an ushanka-wearing kimchi |
16:46.42 | Xho | wrek it |
16:48.38 | Xho | I'm gonna get to work on a unique calendar for the Fantasyverse |
16:48.51 | Xho | The BNA/NA system is all well and good but I like to make things hard |
16:48.59 | Imperios | SporeWiki, where racial equality is achieved by everyone being equally racist towards everyone else |
16:49.03 | OluapPlayer | How about I rip ur face off |
16:49.05 | Imperios | Xho: Can I join in? |
16:49.17 | Xho | Imperios: Well it's based around Orichalcum Elf ideas |
16:49.23 | Imperios | Fuk u woman |
16:49.26 | OluapPlayer | "I like to make things hard" - Xho, 2014 |
16:49.32 | Xho | :> |
16:50.03 | OluapPlayer | need a name for this necromancer |
16:50.26 | Xho | who dis nigromancer |
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16:50.51 | OluapPlayer | The dood who cursed Norrigan |
16:50.55 | Xho | Right |
16:50.56 | Xho | Hm |
16:50.59 | Xho | Nagirron |
16:51.02 | Xho | cuz lazi |
16:51.05 | OluapPlayer | eet shit |
16:51.07 | Xho | hih |
16:51.24 | Xho | Sabustras is a suggestion |
16:51.30 | OluapPlayer | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Borealis_Galaxy/Codex stop being a massive dum and fill your bits |
16:51.37 | Xho | i doin things l8r |
16:51.42 | Imperios | Thamvironi |
16:51.49 | Xho | Thamvironi Sabustras |
16:51.51 | Xho | dere dat works |
16:51.56 | OluapPlayer | That works |
16:51.58 | Xho | c |
16:52.03 | Imperios | Or since he's a VILA |
16:52.12 | Imperios | Czaranis |
16:52.19 | OluapPlayer | Don't you restrict me |
16:52.25 | Xho | Czaranis Sabustras |
16:52.28 | Xho | dat also works |
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16:52.43 | OluapPlayer | Fine, Czaranis Sabustras it is |
16:52.53 | Cyrannian | Hello! |
16:53.08 | OluapPlayer | Need more servants other than the Father of Giants |
16:53.15 | Imperios | Pronounce Chah-ranis |
16:53.20 | Imperios | Cos POLISH |
16:53.24 | Cyrannian | ~explode OluapPlayer |
16:53.24 | infobot | ACTION blows up OluapPlayer with bombs |
16:53.29 | OluapPlayer | ~ignore Cyrannian |
16:53.30 | infobot | ACTION sticks her fingers in her ears. "La, la, la! I can't hear you, Cyrannian!" |
16:53.38 | Sporeraptor | hi |
16:57.04 | Imperios | Rite, RP time |
16:57.04 | Imperios | Let us vore |
16:57.04 | Imperios | vote |
16:57.12 | OluapPlayer | ewww |
16:57.29 | Imperios | Ley Lines, Tantum, smaller plots |
16:57.39 | AdmiralPanda | I vote for the non-existent RP I'm a part of :P |
16:57.58 | Imperios | You can join the Inquisition plot, actually |
16:58.09 | Imperios | It has not begun yet |
16:58.12 | OluapPlayer | Ley Lines I guess |
16:58.15 | AdmiralPanda | wut be this |
16:58.21 | OluapPlayer | So you can shup about it and we can do Tantum tomorrow/later |
16:58.23 | Imperios | Fantasi shit |
16:58.57 | Imperios | If you want Tantum, sure |
16:59.24 | OluapPlayer | Depends of what the others want really |
16:59.54 | Monet | Ah i'd say i'm leaving in 1/2 an hour |
17:00.01 | OluapPlayer | Tantum it is hur |
17:00.26 | Monet | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Captain:Paronus_Ultanos btw have a dwagon |
17:03.08 | Imperios | Hachiman: I have just realised |
17:03.26 | Imperios | Dragostea sounds a lot like the Russian word for "sweetheart" |
17:03.37 | Cyrannian | Nice work Monet |
17:03.46 | Hachiman | Draga means "sweetheart" in Romanian |
17:04.59 | Monet | Cyrannian: Cheers. I do hope to show Paronus more. |
17:05.17 | Imperios | Hachiman: In Russian it is "Doragaya" |
17:05.19 | Xho | So by the looks of this, the Orichalcum Elves may claim Kinmo to be as old as 2.8 billion |
17:05.26 | Xho | But then again they hardly knew anything |
17:05.29 | Imperios | Fukin Romanians stole our word hur |
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17:06.35 | Imperios_ | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Captain:Dragostea#Quotes also screw that I decided to quote on her |
17:06.41 | OluapPlayer | dum |
17:06.58 | OluapPlayer | You know nothing about the character yet |
17:07.00 | Xho | Anyway the Orichalcum Elf calendars accounts for 6,144,294,520 years already |
17:07.11 | Imperios_ | I'll change the quotes once the page is done |
17:08.30 | Hachiman | Fuck you just gave me a massive edit conflict |
17:08.40 | Hachiman | Oh wait no you didn't hur |
17:08.52 | Hachiman | Somehow |
17:08.57 | Imperios_ | Ouch ಠ╭╮ಠ |
17:08.57 | Hachiman | ur lucky dis time |
17:09.13 | Monet | Paronus might be both grateful towards and intimidated by Tyraz |
17:09.13 | OluapPlayer | (´・ω・`) |
17:09.45 | Imperios_ | >“Hey. Mikko likes you! How about I pay for him?” |
17:09.54 | Imperios_ | We should actually have that happen in a story |
17:10.11 | Monet | Grateful because Tyraz saved his life, intimidated because ever since Araveene he's had a "slight" phobia of immortals. |
17:10.12 | Xho | Are there any characters in the Fantasyverse who were born around 300,000 BNA |
17:11.07 | Imperios_ | Right so, do we begin RPing or not |
17:11.10 | OluapPlayer | Interivastius |
17:11.17 | OluapPlayer | Harbinger |
17:11.25 | Hachiman | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Captain:Dragostea Also revealed some of her motivations |
17:11.28 | Hachiman | bet u all feel bad nao |
17:11.40 | OluapPlayer | I dunt I wanna stik a bone in her |
17:11.43 | OluapPlayer | Also yes I want to rp |
17:12.14 | Imperios_ | Javina still wants to burn her hur |
17:12.58 | Imperios_ | But yeah she's nice |
17:13.07 | Imperios_ | She feels sympathetic now |
17:13.29 | OluapPlayer | She is what she is now because her mother is a massive dickhead |
17:13.44 | Xho | Kinmo - ur tellin me |
17:13.54 | OluapPlayer | #TantummodoMortem lets get stoof done |
17:14.09 | Technobliterator | uh |
17:14.11 | Technobliterator | now? :> |
17:14.16 | Technobliterator | :| * |
17:14.29 | Technobliterator | (fucking keyboard thinks it's american) |
17:14.42 | OluapPlayer | aye |
17:15.08 | Ghel | Hello. |
17:15.09 | Technobliterator | urm, I really do have limited time but I don't want to keep you lot from doing it |
17:15.11 | Technobliterator | goddamnit |
17:15.20 | OluapPlayer | I can rp as your chars |
17:15.29 | Technobliterator | sure |
17:15.36 | Technobliterator | but there was one thing I wanted to do |
17:15.58 | OluapPlayer | Do it in the next section hur |
17:16.09 | AdmiralPanda | can I sit in and watch? no reason other than general loneliness tbh |
17:16.55 | OluapPlayer | Don't see why not |
17:17.49 | Xho | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/User:Xho/Random_Things/Fantasy_Calendar This is where I got with it |
17:19.45 | Hachiman | Also I'm guessing you guys know that La Petite Mort is a pseudonym for an orgasm |
17:19.58 | Xho | I get it now hur |
17:20.00 | AdmiralPanda | no I did not |
17:20.02 | Xho | Mini-death |
17:20.03 | Imperios_ | Little Death, yeah |
17:20.11 | Imperios_ | Frenchcubbi |
17:20.36 | OluapPlayer | I want to give her a Petite Mort hur |
17:20.38 | OluapPlayer | I mean what |
17:20.54 | Technobliterator | o_o |
17:21.49 | Xho | look at dat calendar u lot |
17:24.59 | OluapPlayer | Xho: I'm fairly sure mortality was created once Caligaduro was imprisoned |
17:25.02 | OluapPlayer | Not back then |
17:25.27 | Hachiman | No he's right, Yak created death after the extinction of the phoenixes |
17:25.42 | OluapPlayer | Oh |
17:25.53 | OluapPlayer | Mortium - rite den watever as long as I can reap shit |
17:28.26 | Hachiman | https://scontent-a-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1.0-9/10153964_794719243882422_274797445891585338_n.jpg kakapo |
17:28.58 | OluapPlayer | burd |
17:36.34 | Hachiman | Imperios Imperios_ Monet AdmiralPanda: https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/10269651_747713615269636_8805199954704798891_n.jpg |
17:37.42 | AdmiralPanda | hehehe |
17:37.54 | AdmiralPanda | don't forget your combat-issue tee shirt |
17:41.12 | Imperios_ | Hachiman: Light heresy |
17:41.48 | dino_ | Oh fantasy calender! |
17:58.56 | Angrybirds | Hi guys. |
17:59.32 | Imperios_ | Hm guys |
17:59.44 | Imperios_ | What am I supposed to do if my system32 folder is infected by a virus? |
18:00.03 | Imperios_ | It hasn't done anything bad yet, and it's stated to be mostly harmless |
18:00.10 | Imperios_ | But still |
18:00.52 | Hachiman | Don't delete it hur] |
18:05.10 | dino_ | hello angrybirds! |
18:05.27 | dino_ | Delete it, quarantain it get rid of the virus! |
18:05.41 | dino_ | Virusses are evil, before you know it a Trojan Horse pops up |
18:05.43 | dino_ | -_- |
18:06.18 | drom|away | You should get anti-malware. |
18:06.26 | drom|away | Or something similiar. |
18:07.47 | drom|away | Let's see. I got two free anti-malwares, and a paid one. One of the free wares was supplied from my ISP. |
18:15.39 | Sporeraptor | bye |
18:17.03 | Wormy | Odd http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UVB-76 |
18:18.47 | *** part/#sporewiki Cyrannian (4e1243ab@gateway/web/freenode/ip.78.18.67.171) |
18:21.15 | Xho | OluapPlayer: dik bag get bak in dere |
18:21.28 | OluapPlayer | back where |
18:21.55 | OluapPlayer | Xho: wut u talkin about |
18:22.18 | Wormy | poor fellow needs to get out more http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/52-Hertz_whale |
18:22.27 | Xho | tantum |
18:22.28 | Xho | u not in chat |
18:22.34 | OluapPlayer | I am |
18:22.36 | OluapPlayer | u blind or what |
18:22.53 | Xho | Wait what was I looking at then |
18:24.10 | dino_ | bye all |
18:24.12 | dino_ | have to elave gain |
18:24.13 | dino_ | see ya |
18:24.14 | dino_ | bye |
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18:29.51 | Zmr56 | Hi there |
18:33.29 | Wormy | http://www.spynumbers.com/ys.wav |
18:33.54 | Wormy | http://www.spynumbers.com/YosemiteSam.html |
18:37.12 | Xho | https://scontent-a-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1.0-9/10168104_2185838798138026_6080956133608367604_n.jpg THE FUCK IS UP WITH THIS COW |
18:37.31 | Hachiman | Looks a bit sluggish |
18:39.00 | Xho | So are we making Dragostea's liaison(s) with Constantius canon or not |
18:39.31 | Xho | Main reason for me saying is that it makes Constantius more reckless personally |
18:39.54 | Hachiman | Would Connie be a zombie 15,000 years ago? |
18:40.04 | Xho | No |
18:40.10 | Xho | Well yes but magic powers would be able to halt that |
18:40.16 | Hachiman | When did he start becoming Zomb!Connie fully? |
18:40.25 | Xho | Well before 15,000 years ago |
18:40.37 | Xho | Constantius' magic is powerful enough to give him flesh |
18:40.43 | Xho | But nowadays he doesn't |
18:41.24 | Hachiman | rite |
18:41.25 | Hachiman | I imagine Dragostea would have sexed Connie to both piss off her dad and have Connie not doing something he planned to do, like ravage a city or something like that |
18:41.59 | Xho | Kalarah - u got lucky |
18:42.44 | OluapPlayer | Varelos - u dam whor |
18:43.04 | Hachiman | Dragostea - fuk u imma gud gurl |
18:43.19 | Xho | Constantius - u got caligaduro'd |
18:43.36 | Hachiman | Needless to say I imagine Dragostea is still severely pissed off with Varelos and his brides for murdering her boyfriend and most of his family |
18:43.50 | OluapPlayer | They mustn't have talked in a few thousand years |
18:44.09 | OluapPlayer | Varelos himself regrets exiling Dragostea and would rather have her with him again |
18:44.12 | Xho | Constantius - dun care u got moar from me didn't u |
18:44.15 | OluapPlayer | Hamoins still hates her though |
18:44.22 | OluapPlayer | Because Hamoins is a c-word |
18:44.28 | Hachiman | she a cunt |
18:44.32 | OluapPlayer | yeh dat |
18:44.37 | Imperios_ | That's the most important part of her body yes |
18:45.36 | Hachiman | Since Hamoins has an affinity with ice |
18:45.38 | Hachiman | Do you reckon she's frigid |
18:45.46 | OluapPlayer | eet shit |
18:45.47 | Xho | Pelagrios - far from it |
18:46.01 | Xho | fridge-id |
18:48.23 | Xho | Although that being said |
18:48.30 | Xho | Dragostea doing it with Constantius |
18:48.45 | Xho | She must have been persuasive hur |
18:49.01 | Xho | Either that or Constantius just gave her the 'benefit' of the doubt |
18:49.18 | OluapPlayer | Constantius - bored Dragostea - wanna fug Constantius - meh ok |
18:49.48 | Xho | Constantius was already a zomb before Terminus ended |
18:50.01 | Xho | Examples where when he got angry his appearance shifted into that of a Shiarchon |
18:51.03 | OluapPlayer | Hachiman Xho: since the Tantum rp died could we work on the Ice Age? |
18:51.07 | Hachiman | I can say now that Dragostea probably gives some of the best sex throughout all of Koldenwelt, and maybe did some more pleasurable stuff for Connie afterward |
18:51.30 | Xho | I dunno not in the mood for rps |
18:51.32 | Hachiman | I'll be having dinner soon |
18:51.42 | OluapPlayer | dum |
18:51.53 | Xho | Constantius - stahp callin me connie u daft bitch |
18:52.20 | Hachiman | Fucks the most evil man on Koldenwelt > Is actually really nice |
18:52.28 | Hachiman | Well, her intentions are noble anyway |
18:55.28 | Xho | Constantius - 'noble' |
18:56.40 | Hachiman | She shelters the poor and the homeless and gives funds to orphanages and settlements |
18:56.44 | Hachiman | So yeah, noble hur |
18:57.14 | Imperios_ | Hm |
18:57.17 | Imperios_ | I just had a thought |
18:57.19 | Wormy | ngh I just haw a demon. |
18:57.29 | Xho | Constantius - well i just crack the homeless' skulls against floors seems pretty noble to me |
18:58.35 | Wormy | I fell half asleep, but as I began to wake up, I saw this entity look nat with an incomprehensible and terrifying face thing |
18:58.47 | Xho | Your mother does not count |
18:58.49 | Xho | hoh |
18:58.54 | Wormy | lol |
18:58.57 | Imperios_ | Speaking of vampires |
18:59.01 | Wormy | made me wake up with a jump |
18:59.09 | Imperios_ | http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140425185842/spore/images/9/97/Viscount_Alcony_Nox.png I made that Twilight guy I talked about |
18:59.28 | Xho | https://scontent-a-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/l/t31.0-8/10258975_10152441103394954_5377117693074585591_o.jpg Insomnia in one picture |
18:59.48 | OluapPlayer | Imperios_: gimme vila elf model dam u |
18:59.50 | Imperios_ | Needs more chinese |
18:59.51 | Imperios_ | Aye |
19:00.07 | OluapPlayer | The guy's like "oh" |
19:01.26 | Imperios_ | http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140425190101/spore/images/6/6d/Vila_Elf_PNG.png |
19:01.28 | Imperios_ | *needs more cheese |
19:01.41 | Xho | Santorakh - DIM SUUUUM |
19:04.36 | Imperios_ | I wanted him to look classy and narcissistics |
19:04.43 | Imperios_ | *narcissistic |
19:04.48 | Imperios_ | Basically Cattalix Daren: Fantasy edition |
19:04.57 | Hachiman | Reminds me of Viserys |
19:05.13 | Hachiman | nao dinner |
19:10.38 | *** join/#sporewiki Technodroid (~Technobli@host86-128-30-205.range86-128.btcentralplus.com) |
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19:15.19 | OluapPlayer | http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140425191506/spore/images/0/06/Czaranis_Sabustras.png dere |
19:15.40 | TekDroid | Cool. |
19:15.58 | Zmr56 | Very evil and spiky |
19:16.15 | Imperios_ | Creepy |
19:17.06 | OluapPlayer | I ws going to give him multiple skelly limbs but then he'd look too much like Vultusk |
19:17.26 | Xho | Vultusk - we are not amused |
19:18.24 | Technodroid | god help us all |
19:20.21 | Technodroid | there is nothing worse than a condescending idiot |
19:20.29 | Technodroid | not condescending person, condescending idiot |
19:20.43 | Technodroid | someone who is stupid as fuck yet so dumb they think they are the smart one |
19:21.31 | Zmr56 | Who? |
19:22.17 | Technodroid | some dumb fucktard on another wiki who somehow thinks he's better than everyone else because he has more edits than most people |
19:22.27 | Technodroid | (none of his edits are even useful) |
19:36.12 | OluapPlayer | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Captain:Czaranis_Sabustras is done |
19:44.25 | Xho | “GET GOOD.” |
19:44.31 | Xho | Norrigan - well shit |
19:44.40 | OluapPlayer | hur |
19:45.40 | Hachiman | Went down for dinner -> Came back with a cardboard box |
19:45.42 | Hachiman | Success |
19:45.49 | Hachiman | Also, loving Czaranis |
19:46.55 | Xho | "Czaranis is a bitter entity who believes that nothing can save the world from being destroyed by Caligaduro Provectus or any of the other Simulacra." |
19:47.00 | Xho | Caligaduro - not bitter, smart |
19:47.30 | Xho | There seems to be a lot of crazy as shit necromancers who less-than-three Caligaduro |
19:47.37 | Xho | dey b trippin |
19:48.20 | Hachiman | Needs more hero necromancers |
19:48.38 | OluapPlayer | Hero |
19:48.40 | OluapPlayer | he ain't no hero hur |
19:49.03 | Xho | Caligaduro - nah brah |
19:49.42 | Xho | Czaranis will be known to me as Ahdramilús Jr |
19:53.52 | Xho | Except he's like twice the size of Ahdramilús |
19:56.34 | OluapPlayer | brb |
19:57.14 | OluapPlayer | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6M9ONL6BcbU https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1Wd2jyXERg have half of Darl Souls 2 in animated form |
19:57.18 | OluapPlayer | Dark even |
19:57.29 | Hachiman | "ArinsMind" |
19:58.25 | Hachiman | Xho: https://scontent-b-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/t1.0-9/10245288_720386537984557_7046721624284742256_n.png |
20:00.23 | Hachiman | Wormy: http://www.iflscience.com/plants-and-animals/dolphins-use-sponges-access-novel-food-sources It was you who said dolphins don't use tools |
20:00.55 | Xho | Poor Jorah |
20:01.52 | OluapPlayer | Back |
20:02.08 | Wormy | Err, no it wasn't, it was Jo |
20:02.17 | Hachiman | Oh right |
20:02.19 | Hachiman | Still hur |
20:03.02 | Wormy | I did say that it is likely that Dolphins have been using the *same tools* for millions of years potentially, which is a subtle difference. |
20:04.02 | Hachiman | rite that makes sense |
20:04.54 | Wormy | It seems that neither the environment, or the Dolphin's brain limits their ability to use tools, but what I was saying, was that the different between tool-using animals and tool-using humans is that humans have a capacity of much faster creativity |
20:05.15 | Wormy | Though it is not something humans have always used either |
20:05.52 | Wormy | Cultural evolution, and the evolution of creativity is an interesting topic |
20:06.03 | OluapPlayer | Hachiman: Note Solaire's sun symbol in the second video |
20:08.29 | Hachiman | rite |
20:08.48 | OluapPlayer | From that I take you don't get it |
20:09.32 | OluapPlayer | It's Jean's "What is it Eren?" face |
20:11.52 | Hachiman | I haven't watched it yet hur |
20:12.25 | Imperios_ | OluapPlayer: Is it okay if I state that Alcony has fought Yurtnezz at one point |
20:12.34 | OluapPlayer | Yes |
20:13.04 | Imperios_ | Rite |
20:13.13 | Imperios_ | Gimme a random human female name |
20:13.16 | Imperios_ | Koldenweltian human I mean |
20:14.09 | Hachiman | Salcesia |
20:14.50 | Imperios_ | Rite |
20:14.51 | OluapPlayer | Xho: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWengmOaZXc a night at Insomnia |
20:17.09 | *** join/#sporewiki Monet (925aaf3f@gateway/web/freenode/ip.146.90.175.63) |
20:17.34 | Monet | Hello |
20:18.05 | Zmr56 | Hello |
20:18.35 | Imperios_ | Salcesia Heartstream |
20:18.39 | Imperios_ | Yeah sounds good |
20:18.41 | Imperios_ | Hi Mon |
20:21.20 | Monet | Have I missed anything? |
20:21.57 | OluapPlayer | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Abuh5nnuMIY general opinion on the Ordnung |
20:24.20 | Hachiman | Imperios_: So I can confirm there is a kind of lesbian sex scene in GoT |
20:24.26 | Imperios_ | hur |
20:24.40 | Hachiman | A noble is sitting at his desk and his residence is literally like a brothel |
20:25.15 | Hachiman | At one end of his office are two girls, one Northern I think and the other very foreign, looks Dothraki maybe, and the Dothraki girl is eating the Northerner out |
20:26.04 | Imperios_ | dam yus |
20:26.14 | Technodroid | Why do we have message walls |
20:26.18 | Technodroid | Ugh |
20:26.47 | Xho | OluapPlayer: RED TEAM STOP FUCKING |
20:26.47 | OluapPlayer | http://i.imgur.com/aUDQDik.jpg |
20:27.09 | Hachiman | olol |
20:27.34 | OluapPlayer | http://i.imgur.com/xtyUwYa.png |
20:28.13 | Xho | http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=253032616 |
20:28.25 | OluapPlayer | http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t106/Bondjiffy1613/titeen_zpsc513dafb.png Kalcedia time |
20:28.39 | OluapPlayer | Xho: spucrab |
20:28.50 | Xho | spahcrub |
20:29.09 | Hachiman | "Titteen" |
20:31.20 | Monet | OKay that baby pictur eis creepy |
20:32.13 | OluapPlayer | https://scontent-a-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/t1.0-9/1520776_690717964325140_414809047291571494_n.jpg Sometimes I feel like this |
20:32.47 | Xho | dat face tho |
20:33.22 | OluapPlayer | https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8160877312/h4C8E3DE7/ |
20:33.29 | Xho | olol |
20:34.54 | Hachiman | Imperios: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80GesqFMuAs |
20:35.02 | Hachiman | Imperios_* |
20:35.37 | Xho | oh u |
20:36.04 | Imperios_ | >I was nine |
20:36.31 | Imperios_ | http://static.mercadoshops.com/45-adesivo-pedobear-modelo-_iZ92XvZxXpZ1XfZ82966814-95880845118-1.jpgXsZ82966814xIM.jpg |
20:36.48 | Hachiman | Keep watchin |
20:36.48 | OluapPlayer | http://static.naamapalmu.com/files/1i/big/gfyjhr4v.png YESSS IT'S TIME FOR another awful night |
20:36.59 | Hachiman | olol |
20:37.17 | Xho | And Hachi taps the fantasy version of that |
20:37.21 | Xho | Pelagrios - mm perhaps not |
20:37.51 | Technodroid | Someone cheer me up somehow please |
20:37.55 | Imperios_ | >don't make love like a slave >dominatrix mode activated |
20:37.58 | Technodroid | Don't care how |
20:38.35 | Jepardi | http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/a9dZzGL_460s_v3.jpg |
20:38.47 | Xho | Indeed |
20:39.09 | OluapPlayer | Join me in the shitty night line |
20:39.13 | Imperios_ | Lesbienamanism |
20:39.17 | Imperios_ | Lesbian shamans |
20:39.41 | Hachiman | "rape is men" |
20:39.50 | Hachiman | Every feminist ever |
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20:40.07 | Sporeraptor | hi |
20:40.19 | Monet | OluapPLayer: http://www.marcofolio.net/images/stories/fun/imagedump/demotivational_posters/elephants.jpg |
20:40.37 | Technodroid | Let's have a shit night together |
20:40.39 | OluapPlayer | Imagine a moon-sized elephant |
20:40.41 | OluapPlayer | https://24.media.tumblr.com/8025e5f0e65ab2aa243ae91ed059e12c/tumblr_n408dmCIqA1qkv2eso7_r1_500.jpg |
20:40.43 | Technodroid | Woo |
20:41.26 | Monet | http://www.motivationals.org/demotivational-posters-1/demotivational-poster-33691.jpg |
20:43.14 | Zmr56 | heheh |
20:43.20 | Technodroid | Uuuuuuuugh, someone help this suckd s |
20:44.07 | Monet | http://cdn.motinetwork.net/motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1304/this-doesnt-work-were-definitely-getting-fired-stormtroopers-demotivational-posters-1366924565.jpg |
20:45.48 | Monet | http://img.humorsharing.com/media/images/1303/i_funny_demotivational_posters_001_513eef31161de.jpg I can vouch for this |
20:46.08 | Monet | ...Well I tried |
20:52.32 | Technodroid | For once I'm not even mad about this wiki :| |
20:53.22 | Technodroid | Well, or any wiki, just certain people |
20:53.24 | Monet | Apparently some people are having a really bad day |
20:53.39 | Technodroid | Men, exam times makes it worse |
20:53.57 | Monet | WHich are ocming up |
20:54.12 | Monet | I feel like a douche now for booking a holiday. |
20:54.39 | Technodroid | Mine are coming soon and I'm scared as fuck |
20:54.49 | Technodroid | I'm not ready I swear |
20:55.24 | *** join/#sporewiki OluapPlayer (badab259@gateway/web/freenode/ip.186.218.178.89) |
20:55.24 | *** mode/#sporewiki [+o OluapPlayer] by ChanServ |
20:55.38 | Monet | This is why I enjoyed my BTECs: No written exams. |
20:56.51 | Technodroid | Ugh, I wish I'd done btecs |
20:57.00 | Technodroid | Instead fucking A Levels are awful |
20:57.59 | Xho | Exams aren't hard if you know what you're doing |
21:00.10 | Zmr56 | stupid btecs |
21:00.45 | Zmr56 | btec for noobs and casuals com at me gcse faggits |
21:01.03 | Xho | gcse for casuls |
21:01.10 | Xho | education for casuls |
21:01.11 | Zmr56 | u wot m8 |
21:01.57 | Xho | u herd |
21:02.19 | Imperios_ | Hachiman and OluapPlayer: http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Nightshade_Clan#Individuals Dere |
21:02.37 | OluapPlayer | I'll comment on it later, I feel down right now |
21:03.03 | Xho | Imperios_: Akharav - ur a little dik |
21:03.32 | Imperios_ | Alcony - 1v1 me faget |
21:04.17 | Xho | I need to write a story with Akharav in it |
21:04.35 | Xho | He's sort of Kalarah-level evil |
21:04.45 | Xho | If not wrose |
21:04.47 | Xho | *worse |
21:04.49 | Technodroid | Implying I know what I'm doing |
21:05.15 | Imperios_ | Whatdyathinkhachi? |
21:05.37 | Hachiman | I like |
21:05.38 | Xho | Technodroid: Well why are you in college if you don't know what you're doing |
21:05.41 | Hachiman | His story's pretty tragic |
21:05.52 | Hachiman | Lemme guess, inspired by Dorian Grey? |
21:05.56 | Technodroid | Don't ask me, I don't even know |
21:06.11 | Imperios_ | Sorta |
21:07.02 | Imperios_ | I have an idea about a plot revolved around him too |
21:07.08 | Imperios_ | Well, involving him |
21:07.52 | Imperios_ | Basically he could end up having a crush on a girl that reminds him somehow of Salcesia, and then acting all creepy towards her |
21:08.01 | Xho | Akharav - 1 v 1 me u dik |
21:08.05 | Imperios_ | Which may or may not be Clothovera |
21:08.19 | Imperios_ | Basically Twilight but grimdark hur |
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21:12.08 | Xho | OluapPlayer: git dis vampir plot started |
21:12.49 | OluapPlayer | I don't want to start it yet |
21:13.29 | Xho | git fast |
21:14.10 | Imperios | OluapPlayer: Can you add the Klaxxa to the vampires' relationships list |
21:14.18 | Imperios | I bet their blood tastes like tea hur |
21:14.22 | OluapPlayer | ok |
21:19.36 | Xho | I've given Akharav's actual age now |
21:19.39 | Imperios | Hm |
21:19.51 | Imperios | Alcony and Vurdal should be bros |
21:20.34 | OluapPlayer | If you want the vampire plot to start then I should warn you I'm not starting until we rework the whole relationship between Akharav and Dalverat |
21:20.43 | Xho | y dat |
21:20.53 | OluapPlayer | It feels like belittling against Dalverat right now and i'm quite unhappy with that |
21:21.39 | Xho | Well in what way |
21:22.01 | Xho | Both of them are ~invincible vampires with humanitarian issues |
21:22.32 | OluapPlayer | Right now it's Akharav killing one of the most powerful beings in the Nightshade Clan and Dalverat can't lay a finger on it |
21:22.43 | OluapPlayer | Either we make them equal threats to each other or we retcon the whole thing out |
21:22.59 | OluapPlayer | *can't lay a finger on him |
21:23.24 | Imperios | Well |
21:23.46 | Imperios | Why couldn't the clan launch a counterattack |
21:24.45 | Monet | Cuz Void vampirism I think |
21:25.26 | Xho | Void vampirism is relatively no more powerful than Dalverat's indestructibility |
21:25.33 | OluapPlayer | Imperios: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXBk7OSgvpk |
21:25.37 | Xho | Since they're both products of Simulacra they can only hit a certain barrier of power |
21:26.49 | Xho | Well yes you could lead a counter assault against Akharavzund |
21:26.58 | Xho | Though I thought that was what we decided |
21:27.31 | OluapPlayer | We never decided anything |
21:27.52 | Xho | Pretty sure we did at one point |
21:27.59 | Xho | But I can't remember |
21:28.14 | Xho | Hys was killed, Dalverat goes fucknuts and storms the shit out of Akharavzund |
21:28.41 | OluapPlayer | I'd be okay with it if we had something like Dalverat nearly killing Akharav in battle in the past or killing one of Akharav's kids or something |
21:28.42 | Imperios | OluapPlayer: SCPOOTIS-106: The Old Sniper |
21:28.45 | Xho | Although there has to be something that stops him from killing Akharav since Akharav's still alive 2,000 years later |
21:28.57 | Imperios | Dalverat - I FUCKED YOUR MOM |
21:29.14 | Xho | The only thing that could stop Dalverat in Akharavzund is Caligaduro's wraith |
21:30.02 | Xho | Granted that Akharav almost gets torn to shreds |
21:30.20 | OluapPlayer | Caligaduro - git off ma bf |
21:30.41 | Xho | Akharav - wat nao Caligaduro - <3 Akharav - NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH |
21:30.52 | OluapPlayer | Kalarah - ;A; |
21:30.58 | OluapPlayer | Okay that works |
21:31.20 | OluapPlayer | I'm willing to make a Dalverat x Akharav story liek you had requested a short while ago |
21:31.21 | Xho | Although we'd need a premise for Dalverat nearly killing Akharav since his soul is bound to Akharavzund's void matrix |
21:31.43 | Imperios | Dalverat x Akharav |
21:31.46 | Imperios | kinky |
21:31.47 | OluapPlayer | Dalverat going demon form on him? |
21:32.02 | Imperios | Also OTP |
21:32.10 | OluapPlayer | ngh |
21:32.16 | Xho | It could incapacitate him but not properly killing him since void matrix |
21:32.23 | Xho | He could damage the Void Matrix |
21:32.24 | Zmr56 | hon hon better story dan twilight |
21:32.35 | Zmr56 | better vampires too |
21:32.36 | OluapPlayer | Doesn't need to kill, just beat the shit out of him until he cries hur |
21:32.48 | Xho | Void matrices can't be destroyed but damaging him would be enough to hurt him |
21:33.01 | Xho | *damaging it |
21:33.12 | OluapPlayer | Akharav - muh ball |
21:33.58 | Xho | Ah I have an idea |
21:34.18 | Xho | Dalverat in demon form damages the void matrix whilst Akharav is in demon form also |
21:34.33 | OluapPlayer | Well, more of a true form than a demon form |
21:34.39 | OluapPlayer | Dalverat's bat body is a disguise |
21:34.58 | Xho | ture form den |
21:35.12 | OluapPlayer | They'd need to fight in the open hur |
21:35.13 | Monet | This reminds me I should probably write the next stage of Reign of the Bloodlord. |
21:35.26 | OluapPlayer | Dalverat's true form is large enough to be Colossus-sized |
21:35.44 | Xho | Akharavzund does have a large bridge over a mountain chasm |
21:36.27 | OluapPlayer | Dalverat and Akharav fighting each other > Kalarah lays down on a chair eating popcorn watching |
21:36.35 | Xho | Most of Akharavzund's fortress complex is built in a mountain |
21:36.42 | Xho | Oh man if Kalarah showed up |
21:36.59 | OluapPlayer | Kalarah - 2many bats |
21:37.31 | Xho | Kalarah does have a non-aggression pact with Akharav on the basis that they both serve Caligaduro |
21:37.46 | Zmr56 | I wonder if the wiki ever got so popular people started to do disturbing shippings with characters |
21:37.49 | Xho | Although even Kalarah thinks Akharav is overly extreme on the whole evil thing |
21:38.08 | OluapPlayer | Kalarah - take a chill pill bro |
21:38.11 | Zmr56 | Like Akharav x Dalverat hon |
21:38.16 | Hachiman | http://www.90sreality.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Classic-Fresh-Prince-Scene.gif Kalarah and Akharav |
21:38.32 | OluapPlayer | heh |
21:38.44 | Xho | hur |
21:39.16 | Xho | Kalarah just throws humans around thinking it's funny as well as sacrificing his family |
21:39.57 | Xho | Akharav would probably hang and probably has hanged Shiarchon bodies from Akharavzund |
21:40.05 | OluapPlayer | A battle between them could be big enough for Zran Kar to show up and watch, probably at the top of the mountain. Though he wouldn't move a finger to help Dalverat and would run off as soon as the Caligaduro wraith showed up |
21:40.30 | Xho | Zran Kar - ohohoho Caligaduro - herd u been talkin shi |
21:40.54 | OluapPlayer | Zran Kar - it wus crux not me |
21:41.07 | Xho | Caligaduro - stahp been a shit and get off mah lawn |
21:41.16 | OluapPlayer | Zran Kar - NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH |
21:42.30 | OluapPlayer | Imperios: Your ghey vampire looks good. But Clothovera wouldn't like him since she already has her man :v |
21:42.32 | Xho | That being said, Caligaduro's wraith would be pretty powerful since there's three matrices active in Akharavzund |
21:42.55 | OluapPlayer | Kalarah - gimme ur balls |
21:43.13 | Imperios | OluapPlayer: Yeah but she has not realised it yet |
21:43.21 | Imperios | Or has she |
21:43.33 | OluapPlayer | Not sure what you mean with that |
21:43.39 | Xho | That is one of Kalarah's goals |
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21:43.54 | Xho | If Kalarah reclaims the three void matrices and returns them to Osdaemonis it could very well be game over before it begins |
21:44.18 | Xho | Which means Dalverat needs to get his ass over there and stop that hur |
21:44.27 | OluapPlayer | Kalarah - gimme dat shi Akharav - COM GET DEM |
21:44.39 | Imperios | Either way the idea I had was that Alcony would enamour Clothovera and then have her for a while; then she would realise that something shitty is happening, which is when Hachi comes |
21:44.42 | Imperios | *where |
21:44.53 | OluapPlayer | Dalverat accidentaly saves Koldenwelt in a vengeful streak |
21:44.54 | Xho | Akharav wouldn't let Kalarah have them since giving them to further empower Caligaduro will kill Akharav |
21:45.27 | Imperios | Why so |
21:45.27 | Xho | Or if it doesn't it turns Akharav into a horrific Shiarchon-style vampire demon thing |
21:45.47 | OluapPlayer | Well we'll talk about this later |
21:45.51 | Xho | Which people would probably feel sorry for because it would be that horrific hur |
21:49.12 | Xho | But no 99.9% chance he'd die |
21:50.05 | Xho | I'd ought to do a strongest-character list of my characters in the Fantasyverse |
21:51.10 | Xho | Surprisingly enough Janos is not that powerful |
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22:29.47 | TekDroid | ~test |
22:29.48 | infobot | test is probably not funny |
22:40.27 | Monet | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Realities_Altered/Dysnomia/Reign_Of_The_Bloodlord#Confrontation have an epic battle. |
22:41.36 | Hachiman | rite gonna reed dis |
22:45.35 | Monet | There might be a few spelling mistakes |
22:46.00 | drom | slaps Zmr56, so he won't sleep* |
22:46.12 | Zmr56 | wat is it woman |
22:46.19 | drom | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Second_Cyrannian_War/Year_One/Southern_Rim_Campaign#Army_of_Ants |
22:46.59 | drom | What I could get together for now. |
22:50.29 | Zmr56 | Aye, seem good so far, I look forward to the rest. |
22:52.13 | drom | If you think Naakjians are a joke, you make a dangerous mistake. Just a piece of advice. |
22:54.07 | Monet | SOmetiems the best way of showing seriousness is an act of reasonable confidence |
22:54.45 | Monet | All talk and no bite is an easy way ot get ridiculed |
22:55.06 | drom | Indeed. |
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22:55.59 | drom | btw. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LGBT_rights_in_Sweden#Law_regarding_same-sex_sexual_activity |
22:59.00 | Monet | I don't get the significance |
22:59.15 | Monet | Most of us here are pretty neutral to LBGTs |
22:59.38 | Monet | neutral or supportive/tolerant |
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23:02.35 | drom | Well. Swedish people was used to call in sick to work. Claiming that they felt gay. When it was classified as a sickness. |
23:04.52 | drom | Let's have something else. http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/23y2no/what_the_heck_was_that/?sort=top |
23:04.56 | TekDroid | O.o |
23:05.27 | Monet | http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a4/Decriminalization_of_homosexuality_by_country.png its rather shocking to me that not only is there a *huge* chunk of the world where being gay is illegal, its only in the past 3-4 years that its legal to be gay in the entireity of the United States. |
23:07.14 | TekDroid | France seems to take first place according to that map. |
23:07.21 | Monet | http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/53/World_homosexuality_laws.svg and according to this map there are one or two countries where the punishment for it is execution. |
23:08.17 | Hachiman | hai u |
23:08.26 | TekDroid | Rather horrible |
23:08.33 | Monet | I feel sorry for people in these countries since LBGTs could still be looked at as mentally ill |
23:09.09 | OluapPlayer | omh hai dear |
23:09.13 | Monet | So in other words, there's a possibility that in some countries, having one of a few "mental illnesses" can get you executed by the state. |
23:09.52 | OluapPlayer | 24 hours have passed, no Dark Souls 2 fix |
23:09.53 | OluapPlayer | Life is suffering |
23:10.50 | OluapPlayer | My exam went really well at least |
23:11.39 | Monet | Oluap: Aww, http://arthawall.com/cute-kitten-wallpaper-77/ have a kitten |
23:11.59 | OluapPlayer | dawww |
23:12.12 | OluapPlayer | I actually found my cat sleeping in front of my monitor when I got home |
23:12.17 | OluapPlayer | She's never slept here before |
23:12.44 | Monet | Maybe she thought you needed cheering up? |
23:13.41 | Monet | Cats may be snobby at times, but from my experince they can also be empathic at times. |
23:14.11 | OluapPlayer | My cat can be gentle, I just need to stroke her on her back near her tail |
23:14.21 | OluapPlayer | Guaranteed purring |
23:16.04 | drom | Looked at a picture, somebody got a captcha saying "alcoholic". On a website selling alcohol. |
23:16.45 | Monet | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Realities_Altered/Dysnomia/Reign_Of_The_Bloodlord#Confrontation also if you're interested Oluap here's a boss battle |
23:18.09 | drom | Hachiman: How to find out where Kalcedia have been. http://i.imgur.com/f8vCe3L.jpg |
23:24.24 | OluapPlayer | brb |
23:25.39 | Liquid_Ink | The fact that Turkey has had homosexuality legalised for so long |
23:26.15 | Liquid_Ink | Somehwere between 1800 and 1869. That's during the reign of the Ottoman Empire, which was very religious. |
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23:32.23 | OluapPlayer | There's at least 6 different fixes for Dark Souls 2 over the web |
23:32.27 | OluapPlayer | None of them work for me |
23:32.35 | OluapPlayer | Truly getting the game to work is the first boss |
23:32.47 | Hachiman | olol |
23:34.41 | drom | http://i.imgur.com/RWgTe7p.jpg |
23:35.08 | Hachiman | "Fucked to death by ice cream truck." |
23:35.13 | Hachiman | Porno's getting really weird these days |
23:35.43 | drom | As a Swede, I lost it. Because... "ihjälköra" = run/drive over |
23:35.50 | OluapPlayer | Kol the ice cream truck |
23:39.26 | drom | http://i.imgur.com/RgiYa.png |
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23:51.40 | Monet | Quick question since I never really watchedm uch of the show myself: Is Dragonball PeePee a satire of the highlights of DBZ or how a season/arc often plays out? |
23:52.17 | Hachiman | Both really |
23:52.39 | drom | Now try to figure out why I find this funny. https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1.0-9/1780904_10151860602256360_1967915680_n.jpg |
23:52.43 | OluapPlayer | A little of both, yes |
23:53.30 | Monet | drom: Someone took "take a seat" too literally? |
23:54.03 | Monet | "There's no escaping Banana, prepare to daaaahe" *flicks elastic band* |
23:54.38 | OluapPlayer | A true sayian always twinkles when he dinkles |
23:55.16 | drom | Monet: Nope. Stolen is a defined form for stol, which is chair in swedish. |
23:55.26 | drom | Stolen = the chair |
23:55.40 | Monet | "New daddy!" "Neeuh fagit" |
23:56.00 | Monet | I dunno the name of the kid but...how irriating was he? |
23:56.31 | Hachiman | Gohan was fine I'd say |
23:56.54 | Hachiman | He only got really annoying when he reached his Super Saiyaman days hur |
23:57.19 | OluapPlayer | I never had any problem with any of the cast actually |
23:58.17 | Monet | So "nu fagit" = rule of funny or was Goku really doubtful of spending time with him at first? |
23:58.36 | Monet | Yes I know this little about DBZ |
23:58.59 | Hachiman | It was never really addressed in the show but Goku left his son alone a lot during the show |
23:59.20 | Hachiman | Gohan often had to fend for himself or get trained/protected by Piccolo |