IRC log for #sporewiki on 20140116

00:00.34OluapPlayerAs they are DI soldiers, the PCA would see them as being DI military
00:02.09MonetWell when I say "DI soldiers" I mean "soldiers working for a firm based in the DI"
00:02.24MonetI had two pints of guinnes tonight so I may still be a little tipsy
00:02.39OluapPlayerThey would still be seen as DI military
00:02.58Hachi_That makes sense really
00:03.05Hachi_They're under the employment of the DI after all
00:03.46MonetMost private security either work for inter-empire or intra-empire firms or Imperial nobles.
00:04.01MonetThe ITN itself rarely hires mercenaries.
00:08.24Wormyphone_Two only gets me started
00:09.48Wormyphone_aDo yoy like stouts Monet?
00:10.05MonetI do
00:10.37Wormyphone_They happen to be my faviurite ales
00:11.15Wormyphone_If you ever find Engine Oil
00:11.22Wormyphone_Go for it
00:11.51Wormyphone_Not the real stuff obviously
00:12.12Wormyphone_Ive never been thst drunk
00:13.02MonetI think the attitudes of the three merc groups in Mass Effect is a lot different to what's normal
00:13.50MonetY'know, slave running ,drug trafficking, protection, embezzlement, sabotage, piracy etc.
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00:15.04The_RandomnessHello everyone
00:15.12The_RandomnessI'll be semi-here for a bit
00:15.14MonetIf it was ever discovered that US PMCs were doing that shit I can imagine they'd be dissolved quite quickly.
00:15.21MonetHi
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00:16.13WormyphoneDid you reply?
00:16.35The_RandomnessHello
00:16.40MonetI'd consider it...maybe
00:16.43WormyphoneUt's called Old Engine Oil
00:17.08WormyphoneHarvistones Brewery
00:17.26MonetI think the attitudes of the three merc groups in Mass Effect is a lot different to what's normal. Y'know: slave running ,drug trafficking, protection, embezzlement, sabotage, piracy etc. If it was ever discovered that US PMCs were doing that shit I can imagine they'd be dissolved quite quickly.
00:17.34Monet^ if you two missed it
00:18.02MonetBTW this is stuff they do on their own, not stuff they're paid to do
00:18.42WormyphoneFor the fun of breaking the law/
00:20.25MonetWell unlike most current PMCs they have no HQ in Citadel Space.
00:20.35MonetSo they're pirates in all but official designation.
00:20.52WormyphoneSo, tell me more about the developments if the game lan
00:22.20WormyphoneWe should use autodesk  maya, UDK, adobe after effects
00:23.09WormyphoneWe shpuld use indesign to wrap the project's potentially commericial usage
00:23.17MonetWe could gather funding interest via Kickstarter.
00:23.25WormyphoneAnd get a conmericisl liscence
00:24.05WormyphoneUnless we just have it F2p
00:24.49WormyphoneOnly Im not sure if you can publish even fir free without one
00:26.03WormyphoneUnless we do this sd a student project - everyone
00:26.44MonetThat might be something we need ot find out
00:27.14The_RandomnessHmm, this reminds me of how I had an idea for a game.
00:28.20WormyphoneIm being taught modelling on my degree atm, that means i can learn about game design
00:29.14WormyphoneI know how we could export our creations to UDK
00:29.35WormyphoneUse Maya Collada plugin
00:30.50Wormyphonetest
00:30.53MonetSince I'm enrolling on an animation course next year, I could work on cutscenes
00:31.26WormyphoneStudy camera angles, I was learnig about tthat today
00:32.25MonetLike an upward tilt to make a big opponent look even bigger
00:32.45MonetIts all about perspective, right?
00:33.09WormyphoneYep
00:33.31WormyphoneOr angled to the left to convey strength
00:33.48WormyphoneOr from a high angle to convey fate
00:37.14MonetAngling to the left...sounds new t ome.
00:37.21Monetto convey strength I mean
00:37.51WormyphoneCalled oblique angle I think
00:38.19Wormyphoneto the right often conveys weakness
00:38.43WormyphoneThough these rules are not fixed
01:03.24WormyphoneBBC news just fell guilty of the Every Asian knows kung fu stereotype when showing clips of Asian films, all martial arts hur
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04:47.50LawfulInsaneHello.
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11:19.32Liquid_InkHello
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12:00.33WormyphoneHello
12:02.06WormyphoneLiquid_Ink   A tennis player's bottle melted in Melbourne I heard
12:02.35WormyphoneI canr imagine such levels of heat
12:04.19Liquid_InkHurr
12:04.33Liquid_InkThat's Australian heat for you.
12:04.47Liquid_InkThe concrete in Brisbane sometimes gets to 60 degrees
12:05.04WormyphoneYou would have thought plastics should be made to be more resistant
12:05.19WormyphoneOuch
12:11.08Liquid_InkI was talking to my friend about how nanobots could be used for contraceptive purposes
12:11.24Liquid_InkAnd she became concerned about what would happen if they became self aware
12:11.54Liquid_InkBut Ghelae assured me that nanobots aren't complicated enough
12:12.27Liquid_InkBut then he started going on about picobots and how they concievably could be self aware if it's even possible to make them
12:14.52WormyphoneIndividual nanobots aren't complicated enough, though they are much smaller than neurons so I'm not sur if scale is his reasbing
12:15.36WormyphoneA complicated network of nanobots could be made self aware
12:16.35WormyphonePicobots would be much better
12:17.24WormyphoneHighly efficient processing speed and network density, possible quanrum level consciousness
12:17.57WormyphoneSome theories of the mind use quantum consciousness
12:18.14WormyphoneNonr of them are very viable theories
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12:36.00Hachi_Hai
12:36.50Liquid_InkOkay, so contraceptory nanobots could potentially become self aware?
12:41.28OluapWorkerhai hare creature faic
12:42.16Hachi_https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/1012876_688145671226258_688290266_n.jpg
12:43.14OluapWorkerWork is being super dum today
12:45.25Hachi_How so?
12:45.47OluapWorkerI had to do stuff I've never done before
12:45.54OluapWorkerWhile I was already busy with something else
12:46.09ImpyDroidHachi
12:47.45ImpyDroid*Haichi
12:47.48OluapWorkerAnyway I managed to progress a fair bit on Dark Souls yesterday
12:48.18Hachi_How far you got?
12:48.24OluapWorkerWitch Beatrice hit me in the kawaii bone
12:48.39Hachi_daww
12:48.55OluapWorkerRight now I'm trying to kill Havel
12:49.02OluapWorkerDidn't have much success at that yet
12:49.22Hachi_Thing is
12:49.29Hachi_Beatrice doesn't contribute much to anything
12:49.52OluapWorkerShe more or less solo'd the butterfly for me, I consider that a big contribution
12:50.15Hachi_Yeah but that was something you could have done by yourself hur
12:50.38OluapWorkerI could but butterflies are evil and kill you with green magic
12:51.02Hachi_Clotho's worst enemies are now butterflies
12:51.12OluapWorkerIf that was the case then you could say Solaire also doesn't contribute when you summon him to fight the gargoyles
12:51.36OluapWorkerAnd yes I can see Clothovera dressing like Beatrice, perhaps after she's more skilled
12:51.52Hachi_Aye
12:52.05Hachi_Clotho is fulfilling the same fate as primeverse Hachi hur
12:52.35OluapWorkerGoing from incompetent fool to barely competent fool
12:52.38Hachi_hur
12:53.52OluapWorkerAlso that tower you go after the butterfly to get the key to Havel's room?
12:53.56OluapWorkerFell out of there
12:54.05OluapWorkerhad to go all the way up again to get my souls back
12:54.23ImpyDroidClotho should get a chainmail bikini once she's more skilled hur
12:54.37OluapWorkernoh
12:54.47Hachi_I actually don't find chainmail bikinis sexy
12:55.01Hachi_Yeah they show cleavage and what not but they're just so generic
12:55.02OluapWorkerWhat a miracle
12:55.16Hachi_Now strapping leather on the other hand
12:55.18ImpyDroidI agree
12:55.25OluapWorkernoh either
12:55.45ImpyDroidWith both of you points
12:56.22ImpyDroidThe chainmail bikini is kinda stupid a concept
12:57.21OluapWorkerHachi - lets try chainmail bikini nao
12:57.28Liquid_InkI think we can omit the "kinda" there Impy
12:57.28OluapWorkerCue Clotho putting a chainmail bikini on Hachi
12:57.42Hachi_olol
12:57.47ImpyDroidhur
12:59.19OluapWorkerHachi summons Clotho and they have jolly cooperation together
13:00.10Hachi_aka Hachi sits in a corner crying while Clotho defeats giant butterflies
13:00.27OluapWorkerNot what I meant but it works too hur
13:00.27ImpyDroidI kinda like how GW2 has little to none chainmail bikini armour
13:00.59ImpyDroidThe one set there is doesn't reveal THAT much of the character's body
13:01.21OluapWorkerUrge to create Solaire expy rising
13:01.30ImpyDroidAlso it is pretty reveling if you're male too so it's not sexist
13:01.55Hachi_OluapWorker: Varugr hur
13:02.03OluapWorkerhur
13:02.20OluapWorkerBut Varugr only jolly cooperates with evil peoeple
13:02.37Hachi_Also I'm creating a wizard character right now
13:02.39Hachi_Sword-weilding arcane wizard
13:02.45ImpyDroidMake Varugr's good twin!
13:02.56Hachi_Because everything is cooler with swords
13:03.01ImpyDroidThe EH guy, right?
13:03.17Hachi_wut
13:03.27Hachi_EH?
13:03.57OluapWorkerquit dis canadian shit
13:04.25OluapWorkerAnd I meant a fantasyverse character of course
13:04.32ImpyDroidOutworld
13:04.38Hachi_Oh
13:04.41Hachi_Nah not that guy
13:04.50Hachi_OluapWorker: I knew dat :P
13:05.12ImpyDroidOutworlders are now Koldenwelti Canadians
13:05.22Hachi_You must make Solaire expy homosexual hur
13:05.50OluapWorkerI might as well
13:05.54AdmiralPandaSolaire has no sexual inclinations
13:05.57AdmiralPandahe seeks only the sun
13:06.02OluapWorkerSolaire is sunsexual
13:06.05AdmiralPandahe's also a god
13:06.07Hachi_He wants to put wiener into the sun
13:06.11Hachi_Former god, that is
13:06.59Hachi_Basically he was Gwyn's son before Gwyndolin but he did something bad and got kicked out of the pantheon, his god powers being removed and forced to live as a human
13:07.37OluapWorkerHe bullied Gwyndolin because he had snake feet and boobs even though he was a guy
13:07.59Hachi_Well Gwyn himself enjoyed doing that hur
13:08.12OluapWorkerGwyndolin - fuk u dad
13:09.23OluapWorkerHow far am I from meeting snakeboobs exactly?
13:09.29Hachi_Very far
13:09.31OluapWorkerConsidering the last thing I did was die to Havel
13:10.08OluapWorkershi
13:10.12Hachi_Well, I'd say you're quite far
13:10.20OluapWorkerI'm going through the Taurus Demon syndrome again
13:10.33OluapWorkerHaving to walk a long way to get to an enemy who can kill me instantly
13:11.25AdmiralPandayeah, what's funny is they're in the same tower
13:11.41OluapWorkerThe tower of hatred for players
13:11.55OluapWorkerI wouldnt even mind if I didn't have to go through all these annoying zombies again
13:12.00AdmiralPandatrue
13:12.35Hachi_You are yet to go to Blighttown hur
13:12.38OluapWorkerhttp://i.minus.com/ibg2fRzChOfCed.gif
13:13.09Hachi_hur
13:13.09OluapWorkerI hear a lot about this Blighttown
13:13.14OluapWorkerApparently it's horrible
13:13.22Hachi_It is absolutely horrific
13:14.09OluapWorkerAlso how far am I from the Capra Demon?
13:15.36AdmiralPandafairly far, but not too far
13:16.16OluapWorkerAll I hear about this boss is how his dogs will destroy you the moment you enter his room
13:17.04AdmiralPandabasically
13:17.19AdmiralPandacapra himself is easy as shit, it's only the dogs that are any actual threat
13:19.27OluapWorkerI see
13:19.33OluapWorkerAlso, that drake on the bridge
13:19.46OluapWorkerAm I gonna fight that anytime soon or is it gonna stay there?
13:23.35AdmiralPandayou don't have to fight it
13:24.55OluapWorkerI read you can join the warriors of sunlight at the other side of that bridge
13:25.09AdmiralPandayep, but the covenant is pretty useless if you're playing offline
13:25.13OluapWorkerI wanna jolly cooperate with people at some point hur
13:25.28OluapWorkerThere's no offline mode on the PC version
13:25.39AdmiralPandawell then doing whatever you were doing
13:25.42AdmiralPandayou said you were offline so meh
13:26.04OluapWorkerI said I was hollow
13:26.05AdmiralPandaanyway without faith you're gonna need to do a few co-ops before you can join the covenant anyway
13:26.49OluapWorkerThat brings another question, can I be summoned by people if I'm hollow?
13:27.13AdmiralPandayep
13:27.32OluapWorkerOh good
13:28.10AdmiralPandawhat level are you btw?
13:28.31ImpyDroidHm
13:28.40OluapWorkerCan't remember
13:28.42OluapWorker20 I think
13:29.01ImpyDroidWould it be weird if I made a French-esque human character
13:29.12AdmiralPandain that case you should be able to get a few summons in and around the parish bonfire
13:29.43OluapWorkerTo fight the gargoyles, you mean
13:29.45Wormyphoneno
13:30.04ImpyDroidFor the Fantasyverse
13:30.23Hachi_Nah don't think so
13:30.26WormyphoneI don't think sp
13:30.37OluapWorkerWhy would it be
13:31.23WormyphoneI made a Northern European lannd afterall
13:31.58ImpyDroidSo did I hur
13:32.10OluapWorkerI'm hoping being summoned means I can't hurt my summoner
13:32.26OluapWorkerKilling your co-op partner via friendly fire would feel bad
13:34.30AdmiralPandayeah you can't hurt the host
13:34.39OluapWorkerperfect
13:34.45AdmiralPandajust keep in mind the host may well be invaded
13:34.51OluapWorkerIf it greed that I want to co-op but I don't want to be invaded? hur
13:35.46OluapWorkerSo kill boss and defend summoner from red phantom scamps
13:35.47OluapWorkerrite
13:38.37AdmiralPandared phantoms may have ridiculously higher end gear than you, and may also be hacking
13:38.39AdmiralPandajust so you're aware
13:38.57OluapWorkerFirst and last time I got invaded, I got backstabbed by a naked guy
13:38.59OluapWorkerFelt like rape
13:44.37AdmiralPandayeah that gets awkward
13:44.41AdmiralPandaanyway I'll be going now
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13:53.08WormyphoneBack
14:46.11OluapWorkerHachi_: http://boards.4chan.org/a/res/100319478#p100351731 this post
14:47.39Hachi_Geezush
14:47.54OluapWorkerErwin is love, Erwin is life
14:54.57OluapWorkerbbl
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15:20.16JepardiHi
15:21.12OluapWorkerHachi_: http://i.4cdn.org/a/src/1389884990349.png
15:21.31Hachi_olol
15:22.43OluapWorkerhttp://i.4cdn.org/v/src/1389883652814.png this looks really good
15:22.50OluapWorkeror should I say, really nito
15:23.11Hachi_Dayumn that looks Nito
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15:24.33Hachi_Where's my sandwich
15:24.41OluapWorkerdumba
15:26.24Technobliteratorurm
15:26.24Technobliteratorhi
15:26.25Technobliteratorlmao
15:26.54OluapWorkerhttp://i.imgur.com/zWYPaUw.jpg oh
15:26.57OluapWorkeroho*
15:27.11TechnobliteratorROFL
15:27.13Technobliteratorthat's amazing
15:27.41Hachi_ohgodlol
15:27.45Hachi_http://static1.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/9/9c/Audovacar.png murlin
15:29.00OluapWorkerblu dood
15:29.07OluapWorkerhttp://3.bp.blogspot.com/_wgzEqf5GuQI/TMcCW6hqFII/AAAAAAAAAds/cK4gUj8vhFM/s1600/1281405745929.png Read this in a heavy russian accent
15:29.53OluapWorkerhttp://cloud-4.steampowered.com/ugc/705111901514595632/1C2D603031F777B080537DF7AF5F0CCEEA1B9955/ red sun over paradise
15:30.31Hachi_ohgod sundowner
15:31.04Hachi_Reason he's blue is because he's half-drow
15:35.56OluapWorkermake genetic drow model grr
15:36.02OluapWorkerso I can make bertonius dood
15:36.44Hachi_rite
15:37.11OluapWorkerbtw you ever played Bayonetta?
15:37.20Hachi_https://scontent-b-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/t1/1513240_641170442607285_81443171_n.jpg
15:37.29Hachi_Nah but I've heard and seen a lot of it
15:37.44OluapWorkerhttps://31.media.tumblr.com/feb75e5db87346784bd15f4512a5cd5c/tumblr_mzh2rud5Kd1rpeq1jo1_1280.jpg enough to understand this then
15:37.52Technobliteratorwho hasn't played Bayonetta?
15:37.58Hachi_ohgodlol
15:38.00OluapWorkerHachi and me
15:38.26Hachi_Bayonetta is perhaps one of the sexiest characters I've ever seen
15:38.33Hachi_And one of the most badass witches
15:40.53Technobliteratorhttps://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/995298_1401534906756760_630316022_n.jpg
15:40.54Technobliterator...
15:41.10OluapWorkerolol
15:41.24Hachi_oho
15:41.28OluapWorkerhttps://31.media.tumblr.com/63b03048cb737402f2361598ce102833/tumblr_mz94fnkJTe1qg20v8o1_500.jpg have a monkey
15:41.48Hachi_"dis is fukin nito"
15:41.58OluapWorkerhur
15:42.23OluapWorkerhttp://i.giflike.com/drzJGO9_dg.gif you came to the right neighbourhood friend
15:42.50Hachi_Daww
15:45.57OluapWorkerhttp://i.imgur.com/9N1RUHY.png herd u been talkin shit
15:46.17Technobliteratorhttps://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/2859041792/hCFEA9335/
15:47.07Hachi_Well they did hur
15:47.34OluapWorkerHachi_: https://24.media.tumblr.com/064e22d72f0ea6b8494735b1abb5b116/tumblr_mz697rrnLZ1r8pmguo1_500.png
15:47.51Hachi_olol
15:48.10Technobliteratorlmfao
15:48.26Hachi_Also Oluap, a word of warning
15:48.30Hachi_When you first fight Seath
15:48.34Hachi_He is absolutely invulnerable
15:48.55OluapWorkerI imagine I won't be meeting Seath anytime soon
15:48.55OluapWorkerhttps://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/t1/1607114_475491415888522_1619430634_n.png
15:49.15Hachi_olol
15:49.59Technobliteratoroh btw OluapWorker: gabe newell has been on reddit recently
15:50.04OluapWorkerI'm aware
15:50.13Technobliteratorhe said at one point
15:50.20Technobliterator"every 3 joke is one less fat joke"
15:50.39OluapWorkerhttp://i.imgur.com/wDo9HU5.png I said I'm aware
15:51.02Technobliteratorlmao
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16:15.01Technobliteratorpc crash ._.
16:44.33OluapWorkertoo ded today
16:57.30OluapWorkerHachi_: This Dark Souls II discussion: "I am more excited for the new monster girls."         "It's rated T bro. No more monster girls."             "Pre order cancelled."
16:57.42Hachi_olol
16:58.01Hachi_Well from what I've heard is that it's only rated T in order to attract a wider audience
16:58.21OluapWorkerIt does have a thing made of living people and I'd not call that teen material
16:58.26OluapWorkerAnyway have cute shifters http://i.4cdn.org/a/src/1389889717483.jpg
16:58.45Hachi_daww
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17:07.35Zmr56Hi there
17:07.53OluapWorkerhi
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17:14.15The_RandomnessHello everyone
17:15.36OluapWorkerhi
17:17.37OluapWorkerHachi_: http://static1.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/4920194+_319efab1548c8e5db6f1ff388ddf02c0.gif we must engage
17:18.01Hachi_its happenaire
17:18.29OluapWorkerhttp://puu.sh/6mozt.gif this is better actually
17:19.22OluapWorkerI've also been thinking of ideas for this expy and I got some stuff in mind
17:20.36Hachi_Oh?
17:21.21OluapWorkerMy current idea is that there was once an order of knights who swore to fight dark beings and their philosophy was more or less about altruism aka jolly cooperation
17:21.29OluapWorkerExcept they're all dead now
17:22.23Hachi_How optimistic hur
17:22.54OluapWorkerHowever, a single one of them stayed in the world of the living as a spirit, and he can't rest in peace until he achieves his own life goal
17:23.02OluapWorkerthis is expy-guy
17:24.40OluapWorkerI was thinking this is a curse laid on him by whoever destroyed the order in the past, so he can't rest until his killer is dead
17:25.07Hachi_I'm liking the sound of this
17:26.01OluapWorkerPersonality-wise he'd be jolly and weird but inside he's a troubled man who just wants to join his companions in the afterlife
17:27.20OluapWorkerI need something for him to praise though. Not the sun otherwise he'd be a carbon copy of Solaire
17:28.23The_RandomnessHeh
17:29.05Hachi_Order, altruism, happiness, alcohol hur
17:29.14Hachi_Companionship, friendship
17:29.24OluapWorkerWell I meant an entity in particular
17:29.33OluapWorkeralcohol
17:29.35OluapWorkerPRAISE THE BEER
17:30.22Hachi_Hmm
17:30.47Hachi_How about Yak
17:30.50Hachi_Lupus Mundi
17:30.57OluapWorkerPRAISE THE DOUCHEBAG WOLF
17:31.19OluapWorkerI could have him worship Yak
17:31.34OluapWorkerPerhaps his catchphrase is PRAISE IRISIS then hur
17:31.43Hachi_Aye, Isiris
17:32.48Hachi_Danny and Arin make a cute couple hur
17:32.51OluapWorkerhttp://i.imgur.com/DMZ95U5.png Facepunch is great
17:33.23Hachi_olol postal
17:33.25OluapWorkerDanny is awesome but Arin's love will always belong to Jon
17:34.01OluapWorkerRemember when i told you postal planned to fill Facepunch's event log with bans? He succeeded
17:34.37Hachi_Geezush fuck
17:34.45The_Randomness"disrespecting the führer" - lel
17:35.11OluapWorkerFacepunch is often compared to nazi germany
17:35.26OluapWorkerAlso soviet Russia on occasion
17:35.27The_RandomnessWhy's that?
17:35.59OluapWorkerBecause people don't read the rules and get banned
17:36.39The_Randomnesshue
17:36.44OluapWorkerAlso Facepunch's mods don't have to fix users' mistakes. If you do something against the rules, they won't warn you, they'll ban you outright
17:37.05The_RandomnessOuch
17:37.35OluapWorkerStill you won't get banned if you read the rules and have common sense
17:38.02OluapWorkerI've been on Facepunch for nearly 4 years and I've not been banned once
17:38.55The_RandomnessCommon sense? On the Internet? You're expecting too much out of people.
17:39.04OluapWorkerhur
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18:03.58Zmr56Hi
18:04.36MonetHi
18:04.40OluapWorkerhi
18:05.12Hachi_Shepard
18:06.13OluapWorkerhttp://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/307/000/659.jpg
18:06.31Hachi_olol
18:07.52OluapWorkerhttp://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/673/040/12c.jpg dorks
18:08.45The_RandomnessHey Monet
18:08.46MonetI didn't think an image file that big was possible
18:08.56The_Randomness^
18:09.20OluapWorkerThere's an Ainsley version of that and I'm pretty sure the image size was even bigger
18:10.46OluapWorkerHachi_: http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/679/341/eb0.jpg worship your goddess
18:11.24Hachi_Now as a guy that is horrifically scared of lifelike girl dolls
18:11.34Hachi_You have just ruined Historia for me forever hur
18:11.42OluapWorkerMission accomplished
18:12.12OluapWorkerhttp://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/680/248/f2a.jpg have a fluffy tail to cheer you up
18:12.33Hachi_daww
18:12.46Hachi_Priscilla always makes me happy hur
18:13.25OluapWorkerhttp://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/680/251/19e.gif I can see this happening with Kez
18:13.50MonetSarec - Oops :)
18:14.03OluapWorkerolol
18:14.16Hachi_ohgodlol
18:14.52OluapWorkerhttp://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/680/246/0f1.jpg that Seath, that Nito
18:15.28Hachi_olol Seath
18:15.35Hachi_Still gotta make a Seath expy at some point
18:15.55OluapWorkerCan't-See-Shit Dragon
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18:17.46CyrannianHello!
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18:17.51The_RandomnessHey waptor
18:18.25OluapWorker~slap Cyrannian
18:18.25infobotACTION slaps Cyrannian, keep your grubby fingers to yourself!
18:18.52Cyrannian~deport OluapWorker
18:18.52infobotACTION sends OluapWorker on a free, all-expenses-paid trip to Lower Bolivia... and keeps the passport at the gate
18:19.56OluapWorkerhttp://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/413/601/e38.gif actual gameplay footage
18:21.20Hachi_olol
18:21.24Cyrannianbrb dinner
18:35.07The_Randomnesswb
18:35.48OluapWorkerI can't stop yawning
18:36.26Hachi_gives OluapWorker a hot water bottle
18:36.30Hachi_sleeeeep
18:36.41OluapWorkerthrows the hot water on Hachi_'s face
18:36.56OluapWorkerdunt tell me wat to do woman
18:37.31OluapWorkerSeriously this is like the sixth yawn in a roll bow
18:37.41OluapWorkernow*
18:39.41OluapWorkerSeventh
18:39.55OluapWorkerAnyway good news, I got an excuse to ban spartian for  a month hur
18:40.12Hachi_hur
18:41.37OluapWorkerI need a name for the Solaire expy so I can start his page
18:42.04Hachi_Norrigan
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18:44.08ImperiosEllo
18:44.14Hachi_hai imp
18:44.36OluapWorkerNorrigan is good
18:44.39OluapWorkerI'll use that
18:45.23OluapWorkerhi
18:46.39OluapWorkerI'll go for Norrigan of Visonia
18:46.52Hachi_yey
18:50.22OluapWorkerFirst time I make a full human character
18:50.24OluapWorkerAlmost feelts weird
18:50.27OluapWorkerfeels
18:51.38Hachi_Is he gonna be with the Empire?
18:51.59OluapWorkerNah, he'll be independant
19:00.22ImperiosWat u talking bout
19:00.38Hachi_A character Oluap is making
19:00.54ImperiosAh
19:00.57ImperiosThis reminded me
19:01.02Imperioshttp://tinyurl.com/l3fln3z Lekren-Lax meets Javina
19:02.44OluapWorkerMy character is grossly incandecent
19:04.27ImperiosAS in
19:04.34ImperiosDamn u just overeloquented me
19:05.56ImperiosSo he'll be glowy?
19:05.58ImperiosRight?
19:06.53OluapWorkerI'm referencing Dark Souls
19:07.01Hachi_hur
19:09.54ImperiosOne way or another you have issued upon me a challenge of eloquence of verbosity; and I acquiesce!
19:09.54ImperiosNvm just kidding
19:10.06ImperiosHachi_: Y'know what happened today?
19:10.14ImperiosI thought I had English homework to do
19:10.25ImperiosSo I spent a few hours procrastinating
19:10.26ImperiosThen I realised
19:10.35ImperiosThere isn't any homework at all
19:10.51Hachi_Sounds like the opposite of my situation
19:11.01Hachi_I keep thinking I have all my work sorted
19:11.05Hachi_Then suddenly
19:11.08Hachi_Piles of homework
19:11.28ImperiosThat happens to me too
19:11.49ImperiosAny large homework and poof, procrastination mode activated
19:11.54ImperiosI lack discipline, that's for sure
19:12.10Hachi_You rack disciprine
19:12.33ImperiosI knew you'd say that hur
19:13.51ImperiosYes I do rack it
19:13.57ImperiosHm
19:14.04ImperiosRack.
19:14.29Hachi_You do know what a rack is, right?
19:14.39ImperiosTwo meanings at least
19:14.40ImperiosOne being a torture device
19:14.53ImperiosThe other being what you are thinking about
19:15.12OluapWorkertitanics
19:15.13ImperiosVenoriel's secret weapon
19:15.17Hachi_huehuehue
19:15.19MonetIovera has nice -- Melons! Get your nice juicy tound melons!
19:15.22Hachi_Shoulder boulders
19:15.33Hachi_Hachi - IT'S LIKE AN AVALANCHE
19:15.41ImperiosMonet: Melons are now officially traditional Radeon food
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19:16.22Cyrannian_omg hai xx
19:16.23MonetThere's one word that I think has been used by Americans for a long time and it's rhyming slang.
19:16.28MonetHallo
19:16.35ImperiosRhyming slang
19:16.37ImperiosLike Cockney?
19:16.41MonetYeah
19:17.29MonetI don't know how many Americans use the word "Berk"
19:17.36Monetprobably not very many
19:17.54Monet"rasberyy, that was it"
19:17.59Monetraspberry*
19:18.07Hachi_Been a while since I've heard the word 'berk'
19:18.50MonetRaspberry  means "fart" because of the rhyming slang "Raspberry Tart"
19:19.20MonetAnd blowing a raspberry out the mouth is along a similar vein
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19:20.06Ridley99Hello. It's been a long time since I was here.
19:20.16Monethttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_Raspberry_Award yeah, Americans do use the term "raspberry"
19:20.19Ridley99Sorry. I got aught up with school.
19:20.53Ridley99How have you guys been?
19:21.04Cyrannian_Good thanks
19:21.11Ridley99Sorry.
19:21.14MonetI've been okay
19:21.52Ridley99Does anyone use mods?
19:23.04Ridley99I've downloaded better Spore for the gameplay, but deleted the parts pack when I heard Dark Injection has them. Will I be able to use both mods now?
19:24.59Ridley99Sorry.
19:25.27MonetThere's nothing to say sorry for
19:26.10Ridley99I nearly apologized for saying sorry.
19:26.42MonetSeveral of us currently use Dar kInjectioin
19:26.50MonetDark Injection*
19:27.00Ridley99Is Dark Injection a good mod?
19:27.12MonetYou'd have to find out from others if the two are compatable.
19:27.26MonetSpore isn't exactly a mod-friendly game
19:28.27Ridley99I see,
19:29.02OluapWorkerhttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Captain:Norrigan_of_Visonia we praise nao
19:29.20Monethttp://www.pcgamer.com/2014/01/16/how-net-neutrality-affects-pc-gamers/ fucking Congress!
19:29.51MonetFor a country that deems itself a "Land of the Free" their government certainly has a hard time permitting foreedom of expression.
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19:31.03Ridley99I think I got a race idea down. Sorry.
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19:31.35Wormyhi
19:31.49OluapWorkerWhy do you keep apologizing
19:32.01Ridley99It's a tic.
19:32.41ImperiosI share it
19:33.22ImperiosThough you don't have to
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19:34.24Hachi_OluapWorker: Sounds like this is gonna be a fun character
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19:34.52OluapWorkerquote dis
19:35.08Ridley99I kinda of want to do a dying race.
19:35.15Ridley99But it seems hard to pull off.
19:35.54ImpyDroidHardly so
19:36.04ImpyDroidHachi_: Hm
19:36.07Ridley99Sorry.
19:36.26ImpyDroidDo you imagine Mirrorvera with large breasts or small ones?
19:36.34ImpyDroidOr normal-sized ones?
19:36.45OluapWorkerLook who you're asking that to
19:36.56Hachi_Well Imp
19:36.59Hachi_What do you expect
19:37.04OluapWorkerc
19:37.50Cyrannian_Hello!
19:37.52Hachi_What exactly do you think Hachi was looking at during her part of Tantum, her stomach
19:38.09ImpyDroidI actually imagine she is less buxom than her good counterpart
19:38.21Hachi_I'd say she's more buxom hur
19:38.26ImpyDroidIovera is a mother, MirrorveRadeon isn't
19:38.36ImpyDroid*Mirrorvera
19:38.39Cyrannian_I'm making a new Libertus Grand Admiral for the Empire, does anyone have any suggestions about him?
19:38.52Ridley99I have an idea! What if over time, the race started to stop breeding, in favor of cloning. As time went on, they started to run out of genetic matirel?
19:39.00Hachi_Cyrannian: Hot-headed, likes getting into fights
19:39.05Hachi_Cyrannian_ *
19:39.15Hachi_Maybe a veteran or something
19:39.16ImpyDroidGARRR
19:39.36ImpyDroidOr perhaps somewhat of an improviser
19:39.53ImpyDroidOther guys plan, he just goes straight ahead
19:40.02Hachi_Hot-headed, a confident fighter, veteran of many battles and fights, enjoys improvising
19:40.04ImpyDroidand then plans
19:40.21Ridley99Is that an okay idea?
19:40.32MonetMaybe the admiral has a love of the Holonet?
19:40.48Hachi_Ridley99: Why would an entire race stop breeding?
19:41.19ImpyDroidMonet: Lo and behold, Grand Admiral Anonymous
19:41.27Ridley99Good point...Hmm.
19:41.27Cyrannian_That's a good idea actually. A figure like that would be popular with his troops but a pain in the tail for Imperial Command.
19:41.40Hachi_Aye
19:42.07MonetCyrannian_: Perhaps give him something like a private archive of the Cyrannus equivilent of hmm...
19:42.22Hachi_Porn
19:42.26MonetBattlestation Cyrannica!
19:42.30Hachi_Hardcore Cyrannus porn
19:42.44ImpyDroidRaptows
19:42.49Cyrannian_ngh
19:42.54Hachi_As in, more hardcore than German porn
19:43.16Hachi_And it's rare you get anything more hardcore than German porn
19:43.26Hachi_Well, aside from Italian porn
19:43.37OluapWorkerI'm not even going to ask
19:46.30OluapWorkerquote norrigan u fat fuk
19:46.32Hachi_hao bout u suk on mah big fat buni nuts
19:46.33Ridley99,,,
19:46.36Ridley99I KNOW!
19:46.36ImpyDroidHachi_: ...And who are SporeWiki (ancient) Italians..?
19:46.37Hachi_Hmm
19:46.37MonetDraconis trololol
19:46.37Hachi_Yeah, Draconis hur
19:46.37Ridley99How about some disease ravages the population, causing infertile members, like the genophage?
19:46.37ImpyDroidYep
19:46.37ImpyDroidya
19:46.37Hachi_OluapWorker: quoted
19:46.37OluapWorkerDraconis - baguette eifell tower honhonhonhon
19:46.37ImpyDroidFrench Draconis
19:46.37Hachi_dats french
19:46.37MonetOluapWorker: Dat not Italian
19:46.37ImpyDroidGenius idea
19:46.37OluapWorkerOh yeah
19:46.38OluapWorkerRight
19:46.38OluapWorkerIn that case
19:46.38OluapWorkerDaconis - it's-a me pizza pasta
19:46.38MonetOn a slightly more serious ntoe i've never imagined what Draconis porn looks like
19:46.38OluapWorkerDraconis even
19:46.38Ridley99ITSA MEEA RIDLEYA!
19:46.38Hachi_olol
19:46.41ImpyDroidHm
19:46.42Hachi_Monet: Glorious
19:46.57Hachi_Two Draconis, one mug
19:47.03Ridley99Monet, it looks like the stuff of nightmares
19:47.04ImpyDroidHachi_: Worse yet, there are Artharons
19:47.05OluapWorkerHachi_: that quote
19:47.09OluapWorkerNorrigan - GROSSLY
19:47.23Cyrannian_It's probably pretty normal that you've never imagined what Draconis porn looks like.
19:47.27MonetI wondered for a brief time if Draconis sex organ openings are mainly on the front
19:47.29ImpyDroidThey are SpaceJapanese
19:47.39Hachi_ImpyDroid: Zazane hur
19:47.50ImpyDroidyeah them too
19:47.51Hachi_Zazane are probably into hardcore pain sex
19:48.04MonetYeah there's a thought, maybe Draconis eggs are released from around the naval?
19:48.23OluapWorkerI don't know if I want to be part of this discussion
19:48.23MonetOh wait I gave them cloacas
19:48.24Hachi_olol
19:48.30Hachi_How could you forget that detail
19:48.35ImpyDroidRadeons watch the Zane one then get executed
19:48.51Hachi_hur
19:48.56Ridley99Oh, I still have to finish the Drok.
19:49.12ImpyDroidRadeon porn, now where could one make it hur
19:49.17ImpyDroidThen again
19:49.18Cyrannian_http://media.tumblr.com/b5c6f043cc5059338f7b91b7b8ec67c4/tumblr_inline_muwwdgEtHE1rfp0mh.gif - My reaction to this conversation
19:49.20MonetGiven their wings I imagined that Draconis don't mate like humans do
19:49.39OluapWorkerGestaltra - sssssssss
19:49.41Hachi_Surely they can still do... well... anal position
19:49.46ImpyDroidRadeons love surveillance
19:49.54Hachi_In fact isn't that how Tyrannosaurs mated
19:50.40ImpyDroidEverything is watched and monitored
19:50.41Hachi_Yeah, yeah I think I remember now, I remember seeing an exhibition
19:50.41Hachi_Two big skeleton Tyrannosaurs are doing anal in the middle of this museum
19:50.41Ridley99Drok porn sounds rough.
19:50.41ImpyDroidSo technically there are millions of videos of Radeons... well...
19:50.45Monetmy thoughts are either a) the female lies on its back or b) the male and female rub their...lower stomachs togther
19:50.48ImpyDroidGod what am I thinking
19:50.52ImpyDroidshakes his head
19:51.07Monethttp://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/46/b2/a5/46b2a5f9f8ac351da107c863236a8ede.jpg a bit lik this (its clean don't worry)
19:51.12Hachi_http://www.examiner.com/images/blog/EXID20031/images/mating.jpg Yeah here we go
19:51.22OluapWorkerSo it's like a concentration camp
19:51.27Cyrannian_umph
19:51.58ImpyDroidOluapWorker: Uh?
19:51.58OluapWorkerDon't show pictures of Cyrannian's relatives in the nude like this
19:52.01Hachi_So yeah, that T-Rex image pretty much implies how I think Draconis/Cyrannians/most reptile species mate
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19:52.06MonetDraconis are posh, so why can't Draconis seks be posh?
19:52.08CuttlefishHi
19:52.50WormyVictorian style, with clothes mostly on
19:53.06WormyI have no idea how the Victorians did it btw, or whether they wore clothes
19:53.09Ridley99"Good chap, can you pass me the whip and hot wax"
19:53.12OluapWorkerur all weird with ur openings and wieners while I got supa special plant pollination for the Dracogonarious
19:53.22ImpyDroidMonet: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pmqbb7Jle9k&feature=youtube_gdata_player that's how
19:53.33Cyrannian_Pomp pom love is best love.
19:53.56Hachi_OluapWorker: A certain species of fish has its females lay eggs while many males gather and ejaculate all over them in a massive sausage fest in order to fertilize them
19:54.10OluapWorkerDon't all fish mate like that
19:54.17MonetActually if I remember, Draconis doing it does involve at least soem cuddling
19:54.19Hachi_Hmm
19:54.22Hachi_Allow me to think
19:54.25Ridley99Drok are gonna breed via...
19:54.31Hachi_Wait, I don't think salmon do
19:55.00MonetYeah 'm going to have Draconis act slightly swan like.
19:55.21Hachi_So Draconis homosex is pretty much )(
19:55.24ImpyDroidI have the least sexually weird species in Andromedea hur
19:55.33MonetI say slightly because I am well aware of how horrific duck and swan mating can get.
19:55.36CuttlefishWhat exactly started this whole Draconis sex discussion?
19:55.46MonetHachi_: I suppose so yeah
19:55.49Ridley99Monet, do I still have permission to make the Drok be a seeding experiment ?
19:55.57OluapWorkerAt least they're not geese-like
19:56.01ImpyDroidTake a wild guess
19:56.03MonetRidley99: you do
19:56.14Hachi_Me suggesting that a Grand Admiral should have a whole secret stash filled with hardcore Cyrannus porn
19:56.21OluapWorkerIf they were it'd be Zí-Jittorám level of violent
19:56.28OluapWorkerBecause geese are violent litlte bastards
19:56.36Hachi_OluapWorker: Ducks rape females in order to reproduce
19:56.37MonetThen there was a question of what the SW equivilent of Italian porn would be
19:56.49Hachi_And their dicks fall off and regrow next spring in order to do it again
19:56.58OluapWorkerI'm very glad you know that instead of finishing pages
19:57.12Hachi_Their dicks are also shaped like coils
19:57.34Hachi_I would call myself the resident peniiologist
19:57.39MonetAaaaaaand the converstion turns
19:57.40Ridley99I also changed the idea.
19:57.44ImpyDroidBecause they are that rapey
19:57.45ImpyDroidcos u like dem in u
19:58.10Ridley99Their planet was changed by their sun dying, making them leave home.
19:58.26ImpyDroidIt's a bit strange that nobody mentioned my species hur
19:58.43Hachi_Sharks have two dicks, ducks have coiled dicks, cats have barbed dicks, echidnas have four-headed dicks
19:58.46OluapWorkerno one cares for u huhuhu
19:59.00MonetRadeon porn = hugging videos
19:59.03Hachi_hur
19:59.12OluapWorkerRadeon - dear heavens they're touching each other's arms
19:59.41Wormy"Women were expected to have sex with only one man, their husband. However, it was acceptable for men to have multiple partners in their life.; husbands participated in lengthy affairs with other women while women stayed with their husbands on the grounds that divorce was not an option"
19:59.55ImpyDroidRadeons are officially Space Brits
20:00.01WormyVictorian men were lucky hur
20:00.10Ridley99Droks waching Radeon porn - I dun get it.
20:00.12Hachi_ImpyDroid: Oooh no, British sex is hardly pleasant
20:00.41Hachi_Many just do it in alley ways or rotten areas where nobody will see them, like behind bins and tips and such
20:00.53MonetThe Family Guy video is how Will and Kate made their baby.
20:00.58Hachi_"Many" being "chavs" btw
20:02.21Ridley99Monet: Thank you
20:03.34WormyI thought chavs breed by budding
20:03.45WormyIt explains their numbers
20:03.47OluapWorkerHachi_: http://i.4cdn.org/a/src/1389900226178.jpg
20:04.12MonetConsidering how I have represented the pectoral muscles on Draconis, I'd be surprise if males didn't li showing theirs off.
20:04.20Monetlike*
20:04.41Hachi_OluapWorker: olol Jean
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20:06.14Wormymy favourite era, dunno why http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edwardian_era
20:06.25The_RandomnessHello again everyone
20:06.31Hachi_dinna bbs
20:06.39ImpyDroidWormy: http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Chav
20:07.01Wormyolol
20:07.02Cyrannian_http://static1.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/d/de/PalenixPortrait.png - c
20:07.34MonetI'd say she looks quite pretty.
20:07.59The_RandomnessIs that a pewpew gun in that waptor's hand?
20:08.21Cyrannian_Indeed
20:08.36The_Randomness:D
20:09.06Wormywe need more of these http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Granny_gangs
20:09.11ImpyDroidI like her Imperial insignia
20:09.52Cyrannian_It's a male
20:09.59ImpyDroidHm
20:10.00ImpyDroidoh
20:10.59ImpyDroidMonet: Just curious. Why do Europeans think Russia is ultra-homophobic?
20:11.04The_RandomnessI'll be semi-mostly-here for a little bit, making lunch right now. :>
20:11.08ImpyDroidwell
20:11.15Wormyhttp://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/UnNews:French_President_caught_cheating_on_mistress
20:11.16ImpyDroidWesterners
20:12.14ImpyDroidI was watching a video with lesbians in it and then one of the comments was something like "it's a pity they're criminals in Russia now"
20:12.31Cyrannian_Wasn't there a ban on adults telling children that gay people exist?
20:12.40ImpyDroidAnd before you start asking questions, it was a music video
20:12.53ImpyDroidCyrannian: I don't think so
20:13.07MonetI can imagien a lot of misinformed people still think that not muh has changed since the days of the USSR
20:13.13Monetmuch*
20:13.35ImpyDroidI myself learned that gay people exist at young age
20:13.47Cyrannian_I mean a recent one, in the last few months
20:14.09MonetWormy: Everyone knows about Nicolas Sarcozy's lovelife
20:14.15Cyrannian_http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LGBT_rights_in_Russia#Bans_on_.22homosexual_propaganda.22 - This one
20:15.14ImpyDroidYeah that
20:15.32ImpyDroidAs far as I know it's more about gay parades and stuff, nobody will care about what you tell to your children
20:15.34MonetI think this is why people are saying this.
20:16.27MonetIt doesn't surprise me that tabloids li the Daily Mail spin such legislation to sound like being gay is illegal i nRussia now.
20:17.32ImpyDroidWe had a gay couple living next door and nobody complained;  yes the public is more homophobic but that's just because Russia is somewhat less cultured in general
20:21.20Monet"boycott Vodka"
20:21.35ImpyDroidWhat kind of heresy is that
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20:21.57Wormy<Wormy> The Daily Mail is for angry old people.
20:22.08MonetApparently there are international celebrities who want to boycott the consumption of Vodka outside of Russia
20:22.47WormyThey should fuck off for once
20:22.55WormyThey don't really care
20:24.10ImpyDroidWe drink Martini, and we're not Italians
20:24.21WormyAnd vodka is also a drink of various Eastern European countries.
20:25.11MonetWormy: They want to ban Russian Vodka specifically
20:25.14WormyIt's like all the middle class people saying "ooh I won't drink for January"
20:27.20MonetI remember Russel Howard made a summary of the bulk of the Daily Mail's headlines
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20:28.14WormyHi
20:28.23ImpyDroidMonet: http://img9.joyreactor.cc/pics/comment/%D0%95%D0%B4%D0%B8%D0%BD%D0%B0%D1%8F-%D1%80%D0%BE%D1%81%D1%81%D0%B8%D1%8F-%D0%BF%D0%B5%D0%B4%D0%BE%D0%B1%D0%B8%D1%80-%D0%BF%D0%B5%D1%81%D0%BE%D1%87%D0%BD%D0%B8%D1%86%D0%B0-%D1%83%D0%B4%D0%B0%D0%BB%D1%91%D0%BD%D0%BD%D0%BE%D0%B5-172239.jpeg And speaking of which,  that's the picture of one of the main anti-gay political activists in Russia
20:28.23The_RandomnessHello
20:28.45ImpyDroidThe picture on the right looks... suspiciously faaaabulouuus
20:28.46Monet...which one?
20:29.09MonetWhich one's the gaybasher?
20:29.46ImpyDroidBoth
20:30.52MonetSpeaking of the Daily Mail just reminded me of a sketch from Russel Howard's good news.
20:31.17XhoI guess that means "Now" and "20 years ago"
20:31.42The_RandomnessI was about to say that too.
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20:32.08MonetSome racist protestors whated to complain...something that was against blacks (can't remember) and the police blocked them off. According to the news "they turned on eachother". The joke came when Russel Howard impersonatd one of the racists.
20:32.12XhoAnd his name seems to be Vitali Solokhov
20:32.18Monet"You gave me a black eye! Now I have to hate my own eye!"
20:32.22XhoWait no
20:32.28XhoMilokhov
20:32.52XhoI can't Russian
20:32.54XhoOr Ukranian
20:32.58Xhoexplodes
20:33.04ImpyDroidMilonov
20:33.18XhoAh
20:33.27XhoMan my Cyrillic is going down
20:33.32Ridley99O_O
20:33.52XhoSo basically he's super homophobic
20:34.14XhoBut 20 years ago was as camp as Karl Lagerfeld
20:34.17Hachi_Milonov sounds gay
20:34.26ImpyDroidMonet: Uh? Thought you have less problems with racism than we do
20:34.29ImpyDroidya
20:35.05MonetHere in the UK we have the British Nationalist Party.
20:35.29MonetEssentially the closest thing Parliamant has to a White Supremacist group
20:35.32ImpyDroidIsn't it proven that rampant homophobes are actually turned on more by their own gender statistically
20:35.36WormyThere is racism unfortunately, especially in less cultured areas.
20:35.50XhoOr UKIP
20:35.54XhoWho are closeted racists
20:36.22MonetBNP are pretty open about it
20:36.28ImpyDroidHm technically we don't have racism in Russia because we only have Caucasians and Asians mostly
20:36.46ImpyDroidWe have more problems with nationalism
20:36.59Hachi_'sia
20:37.16Monethttp://www.thejc.com/files/imagecache/body_landscape/Nick-Griffin%2B24-05-10.jpg I like to thin kof this guy as "A human Pasty gone wrong"
20:37.47ImpyDroidHachi_: Hm?
20:37.49The_Randomnesslol
20:38.23MonetOut of all brits, Nick Griffin is considered the most racist.
20:38.50XhoMonet: And the most bankrupt hur
20:39.03Hachi_How about Philip hur
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20:39.14MonetOkay Philip's worse.
20:39.17The_Randomnessbrb getting on desktop
20:39.23Wormy_Do you think the media might be portraying the Romanians too negatively?
20:40.02MonetI think it was Frankie Boyle who once believed that Prince Phillip shall remain alive until he has insulted every nation on the planet though stereotyping.
20:43.03MonetOut of the political leaders I can remember, David Cameron is a robot, Gordon Brown's smile is so unnatural it kills fairies, Nick Griffin is a mega-racist, John Prescott is so large his falls have been known to cause 8.1 shockwaves on the richter scale and Nick Clegg is doomed to spend eternity humping Cameron's leg.e
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20:43.42MonetThisis how we brits perveive our politicians
20:43.44DrodoEmpirehur
20:44.11Wormy_political cartoons are the best
20:44.14MonetOh yeah and Margret Thatcher was the Wicked Witch of the (south)west.
20:44.41ImpyDroidokay, since we talked about politicians, homosexuality and races
20:45.07ImpyDroidI'll probably make Serani's human form French-ish; she'll be a Manorian noble
20:45.14Hachi_yey
20:45.18XhoHachi_: http://www.loler.me/storage/4/1351507504.jpg
20:45.24Hachi_And everybody knows that French nobles should have titanic tits
20:45.38Hachi_Xho: Aye
20:46.07Hachi_Mario Party however
20:46.18Hachi_Well Mario Party makes you question who your friends really are
20:46.38Wormy_http://i3.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article223960.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/david-cameron-and-nick-clegg-581678590-223960.jpg
20:46.51DrodoEmpirelol
20:46.52Hachi_olol
20:47.02Xhooho
20:48.11Monet...Does Spartian understand the meaning of the word "ban"?
20:48.20DrodoEmpirehttp://www.oscial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/chretien-strangle.jpeg - Former prime minister "Jean Poutine" here strangling a protester. Need I say more?
20:48.32DrodoEmpireMonet: Really though
20:49.57MonetI am getting annoyed by his "I've been here for a year so i'm one of the gang" attitude.
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20:51.24Hachi_hai u fat fuk
20:51.52XhoGod Soul Calibur Wiki is really run by children
20:51.57XhoI need to slap some sense into them
20:51.57OluapPlayerspu dam u
20:52.01Xhoups mad u
20:52.36OluapPlayery u offline all day
20:53.22OluapPlayerhey look spartian posting as an ip
20:53.25XhoI work u dum
20:53.27OluapPlayer~ban extension time~
20:53.35DrodoEmpireOluap: Please do.
20:54.11DrodoEmpireNot that it'll stop him; He apparently doesn't understand the word "ban".
20:54.33Xho"I sincerely hope you do not breed." - Me to Spartian
20:55.30The_Randomnessgg spartian
20:55.30MonetOuch
20:57.15Xhohttp://www.guitarguitar.co.uk/electric_guitars_detail.asp?stock=13051717402647&gclid=CKnbsLLHg7wCFY3LtAodnDIAsw On the other hand, someone buy this for me
20:57.45DrodoEmpirebuys it and "forgets" to mail it
20:57.56XhoNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
20:58.02Xho"At 53 BNA, however, the home city of the Knights of the All-Seeing was attacked by a currently unknown entity who slayed all the knights of the order one by one."
20:58.07XhoI guess Harbinger hur
20:59.31OluapPlayerIt's unknown right now
20:59.35OluapPlayerSo unknown not evne I know
21:00.02Hachi_But you don't know a lot of things anyway
21:00.50OluapPlayerI don't know why you're so dum for example
21:01.00Xhoschnap
21:01.34OluapPlayer“End your pain. Deliver your soul unto me!”
21:01.38OluapPlayerNorrigan - ur makin me red
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21:02.47XhoJanos - noh i maek u ded
21:03.20OluapPlayerNorrigan - silli boi
21:03.30OluapPlayerI forgot to mention Norrigan is quite possibly ghey
21:03.48Hachi_As evidenced by Kanna's quote hur
21:03.50XhoJanos - i gon maek u guess cuz i not mortal
21:04.07Xho“I swear to the damned spirits that this guy stroked my ass. Been staring too much into the sun, I'd say.” - Headhunter Kanna
21:04.12XhoI got that as beating him in a fight
21:04.16XhoWell I was wrong
21:04.35OluapPlayerNorrigan - i'm GROSSLY INCANDECENT
21:05.09The_RandomnessThis is pretty awesome: http://imgur.com/a/Hdzxi
21:06.49XhoMakes me wonder whether Norrigan and Janos have fought
21:07.15MonetI remember the bottom scene
21:07.22OluapPlayerMonet: What's your name on GFWL?
21:07.45MonetOne sec lemme check
21:08.08XhoIt seems that Norrigan and Janos are complete opposites of each other hur
21:08.32OluapPlayerNorrigan - jolly cooperation!              Janos - ASDGASDGASGSDFG
21:08.45Xhoc
21:09.09Xho"Norrigan is trained in expert combat using a greatsword and shield combination"
21:09.13XhoWell he is pretty damn strong then
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21:09.40OluapPlayerYes he is
21:09.57OluapPlayerNorrigan - I LIFT tea cups WITH ONE HAND
21:10.01XhoJanos - fite me irl fgt
21:10.23TekDroid:D I just got a conditional acceptance into one of the university programs I want.
21:10.43OluapPlayerNorrigan is a better Koluap equivalent on the fantasyverse than the Sea Witch
21:10.56OluapPlayerExcept Koluap doesn't like men
21:11.11XhoJanos - i liek men women and children cuz der sawls all delishus
21:11.20XhoUp comes Norrigan with a "u meen cawk" joke
21:11.28OluapPlayerNorrigan - u meen cawk
21:11.36XhoJanos - ASGAHDGASDFAFA
21:11.38MonetOluapPlayer: Pass for now.
21:11.56OluapPlayerblah
21:12.53OluapPlayerI'm not going to make it explicit though, just implications
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21:16.39MonetI feel in the mood for RP.
21:16.41The_RandomnessIf you can think of anything, I would like to RP. :3
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21:19.21WormyIf chrome keeps messing up IRC I'm going to have to go back to IE
21:19.32The_RandomnessD:
21:19.40The_RandomnessAnything but IE
21:19.42WormyIt's not working properly
21:19.43The_RandomnessUse Firefox
21:19.52Hachi_^
21:19.55Xhohttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Captain:Janos_Omegon Updated relations
21:20.07The_RandomnessFirefox also has Chatzilla, which is an awesome IRC client.
21:20.31OluapPlayerNorrigan - u reely like me dont u
21:21.02XhoJanos - if u meen liek by want to eet den yes and not in dat way
21:22.36XhoI wonder what it's like to become unison with Janos' body
21:22.41XhoNot very nice I imagine
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21:28.28XhoMakes me wonder something also
21:28.39XhoBeing undead, would Norrigan be able to see through disguises
21:28.54Xhoi.e. spirits in disguise
21:28.59OluapPlayerConsidering he is a spirit, I'd imagine so
21:29.13XhoJanos - well shit
21:30.15OluapPlayerI need to make him on spore
21:30.32XhoDoes need a Janos vs Norrigan fight though
21:30.37XhoWhite Knight vs Black Knight
21:30.52OluapPlayerMore like Gold Knight vs Black Knight hur
21:31.02XhoJanos - get wit da conventions u
21:31.18XhoNorrigan of Visonia, the Fabulous Knight
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21:31.43Technobliteratorhii
21:31.55The_RandomnessHey Techno
21:32.19TechnobliteratorXho: so I got two android games today. one was Final Fantasy VI...the other one was Soul Calibur
21:32.19Xhogud
21:32.19The_Randomness:O
21:32.19OluapPlayerSo he can carry a greatsword with one hand and hurl thunderbolts Zeus-like
21:32.23The_RandomnessFFVI is on mobile now?
21:32.24OluapPlayerNow that I think of it, he's kinda OP hur
21:32.25The_Randomnessermegerd
21:32.30Technobliteratoryeah, it was just released today
21:32.33XhoJanos - no ur not lol
21:32.33Hachi_ALL THE BRAVEST
21:32.43Technobliteratorf>:(
21:33.09Technobliteratoractually, The_Randomness, I don't think you'll be able to get it, it's just the Android release right now
21:33.20The_RandomnessAww
21:33.41The_RandomnessSquare Enix pls
21:38.58OluapPlayerI need a human model
21:39.00Technobliteratorprobably apple's fault as opposed to squeenix's
21:39.00The_RandomnessYeah
21:39.00Technobliteratorafter all, they make their app store ridiculously hard to release games on
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21:39.00XhoOluapPlayer: Make one hur
21:39.00OluapPlayernoh
21:39.00OluapPlayerDo you have a template or something
21:39.01Technobliteratorthere is one thing with this port though. At the start there's a typo, and Bigs says "espier", instead of "esper"
21:39.01XhoI do but it's not suitable for a fully armoured character
21:39.01The_Randomnesshue
21:39.01Hachi_The face would be concealed wouldn't it
21:39.01OluapPlayerYes
21:39.02Technobliteratorother than that I love it, though the graphics are different and people's opinions are divisive so far. but it's the best optimized port so far, there's so much production quality on that
21:39.02The_Randomness:o
21:39.02The_RandomnessWhat are the graphics like?
21:39.02The_RandomnessIs it like the FFV port?
21:39.02Technobliteratoryep, it's the same graphical style as that
21:39.02The_RandomnessAww yes
21:39.02Technobliteratorand I loved the FFV port
21:39.02The_RandomnessMe too
21:39.02XhoActually now that I see Janos does actually have flesh under his armour
21:39.02Technobliteratorstill yet to get every single achievement :c
21:39.02XhoAlthough it's all warped and demonic
21:39.03Technobliteratorthe FFVI one is based on the advanced version too. so Gilgamesh fight and bonus dungeon included
21:39.03The_Randomness:D
21:39.03The_Randomnessermegerd can't wait
21:39.03XhoHachi_: Would the Caligaduro-cults in the Sovereign have Deiwos-shaped Caligaduro statues
21:39.03Hachi_Probably
21:39.03Hachi_Well
21:39.05Hachi_I imagine they'd be interpreted differently among the cults
21:39.05Technobliteratorgilgamesh is probably my favourite FF character along with Tifa
21:39.05XhoIn that case their statues would probably look almost 100% like Janos then hur
21:39.05Hachi_hur
21:39.13The_RandomnessHeh, that just reminded me of FFV
21:39.54Technobliterator"Enough with the expository banter. Let's fight like men. And ladies! And ladies who dress like men! For Gilgamesh, it's morphing time!"
21:39.56Technobliterator:D
21:40.00The_Randomness^
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21:40.02OluapPlayerdumba
21:40.05OluapPlayerhttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Captain:Norrigan_of_Visonia chek nu char I mae
21:40.05OluapPlayerd
21:40.05WormyI think it's my network
21:40.05Technobliteratorhao u just notice i arrived
21:40.05Technobliteratordumbo
21:40.10XhoCultist - ERMAHGERD CALIGADURO        Janos - http://youtu.be/tgvjV6nq99k?t=5s
21:40.16OluapPlayerI noticed you since you just joined
21:40.19OluapPlayerI just wanted to talk to you now hur
21:41.15Technobliteratoroh right fair enough
21:41.21TechnobliteratorXho: in soul calibur i'll have to say that so far my favourite characters are taki and sophitia, and that Inferno is a bitch to fight
21:41.21Xhohur
21:41.21Technobliteratoroluapplayer
21:41.21Technobliteratormaking a human fiction
21:41.21Technobliteratorwat is dis
21:41.23OluapPlayerHuman not affiliated with other humans
21:41.36Hachi_Surprised you didn't find Talim to be your favourite
21:41.41Hachi_Because Talim is kawaii
21:41.53Technobliteratoris Talim even in the first one?
21:42.02Xhohttp://static2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120813170805/soulcalibur/images/b/bb/Soul-Calibur-V-inferno-cervantes1_003.jpg Pretty much Inferno in Soul Calibur V
21:42.42Hachi_Oh wait, you got the first one
21:42.44Technobliteratorhaven't seen her, nor played against her in arcade
21:42.44Technobliteratoryeah
21:42.44Technobliteratorthe first one is the only one available for android
21:42.44Technobliteratorsophitia is ez mode character
21:42.50Technobliteratorjust mash buttons
21:42.52Technobliteratorand they die
21:43.22TechnobliteratorOluapPlayer: hmm, that's interesting. for some reason I imagine him and my Tuolog guy being friends
21:43.24XhoCervantes was the original Soul Edge wielder in the games
21:43.29OluapPlayerNorrigan is friends with everyone
21:44.09Technobliteratoroh, he was?
21:44.11XhoWell chronologically it goes
21:44.11Technobliteratorwas siegfrend nightmare?
21:44.11Technobliteratorthat explains so much, cervantes is a fucking bitch to fight
21:44.20XhoAlgol -> Arcturus -> Zasalamel -> Cervantes -> Siegfried as Nightmare -> Nightmare
21:45.31Technobliteratorthe first three I've never heard of
21:45.45Technobliteratorwait, Zasalamel sounds familiar
21:45.45OluapPlayerbah Dark Injection masks are all evil-looking
21:45.45XhoAlgol is the guy who created Soul Calibur
21:45.45XhoArcturus is his son
21:46.32Technobliteratordo you ever get to play as them?
21:46.41Hachi_Only Algol
21:46.48MonetThe way Two-Face alternates between sounding like normal Harvey and scarred Harvey you'd think that the damage to his body includes having half his larynx scarred
21:46.53XhoArcturus is an NPC
21:47.07XhoYou fight him as Algol which is kind of sucky for Algol hur
21:47.12XhoAlthough it's an apparition created by Zasalamel
21:47.27XhoAlgol is the final boss for SC IV
21:47.34TechnobliteratorOH!
21:47.36TechnobliteratorI remember him now
21:47.47Technobliteratorit was funny because I killed him with darth vader
21:49.14XhoZasalamel is introduced in SC III
21:49.36XhoStill one of my favourite characters
21:49.39Technobliteratortaki and sophitia I remember playing as in SC4
21:52.17XhoMy favourite character to play in SC III was Abyss though
21:52.29XhoHis combos were hilariously frustrating for opponents
21:52.54Hachi_*cough* Kilik *cough*
21:53.18XhoKilik was poor
21:53.19XhoJust poor
21:53.23XhoI'm glad he's a mimic in SC V
21:53.51Hachi_Kilik is spamtastic
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21:56.08Technobliteratorkilik is a bitch to play against
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22:03.36The_RandomnessAww yes, finally found a nice extended version of the legendary encounter music from X/Y: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBm5UjoJpXA
22:04.58The_Randomnesswormy pls
22:05.31Wormy_listening
22:05.51Wormy_it's alright.  you know i never played pokemon
22:06.03Wormy_I feel like the only one
22:06.19The_RandomnessOh, sorry
22:06.27The_RandomnessI was referring to your constant disconnects
22:07.17The_RandomnessAnd the subsequent creation of your clone
22:07.41Technobliteratoryou're not mate
22:07.56The_RandomnessWell, he's been disconnecting frequently.
22:08.05OluapPlayerhttp://static1.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/9/9d/Norrigan_of_Visonia.png Praise Irisis!
22:08.07TechnobliteratorI never played it, despite it seeming like I damn well should have because JRPG and biggest FF fangirl on this wiki
22:08.09The_RandomnessI was exaggerating a bit.
22:08.16The_Randomnesstechno pls
22:08.22Technobliteratorthough go to the FF wiki and there's tons of fangirls hur
22:08.33Technobliteratoryeah but
22:08.37Technobliteratorpokemon is nintendo
22:08.49Technobliteratoryo no tengo un videojuego nintendo
22:09.31The_RandomnessLo necesitarás
22:09.38OluapPlayerchek my model u all it took me ages to make it
22:10.03The_RandomnessNice use of the robot parts
22:10.12Hachi_OluapPlayer: Aye, I actually really like it
22:10.22The_RandomnessYeah, I like it too.
22:10.32Hachi_It looks really nice, suitable for a good knight
22:11.29OluapPlayeryey
22:14.27The_RandomnessTechnobliterator: I can give you a load of suggestions for DS/3DS games if you ever get one
22:14.29Hachi_OluapPlayer: https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/1609768_344510729023059_817742810_n.jpg Speaking of Norrigan being gay
22:15.02TechnobliteratorI'm totally considering a 3DS yeah, but I've no idea at this stage
22:15.09The_Randomnessdo eet
22:16.18The_RandomnessIf/when you do get one, Radiant Historia is a must-have DS game
22:16.35Hachi_https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1/1522115_626775870722211_606889776_n.jpg Also have some Arin
22:16.54OluapPlayerhur first pic
22:17.27Hachi_https://scontent-b-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/1528746_275424409275430_1646508246_n.png
22:17.37OluapPlayerSince I've never heard of Ross drinking, it seems like Jon is the only drunk Grump
22:17.52Hachi_Danny doesn't drink?
22:18.01OluapPlayerHe doesn't
22:18.13OluapPlayerApparently it's because of a sickness or something along those lines
22:18.21Hachi_Ah that's surprising
22:18.30Hachi_Since Danny appears to be the wildest of the Grumps
22:18.38OluapPlayerSo it's more like he can't drink
22:18.42OluapPlayerArin doesn't drink out of choice
22:18.53Hachi_And Ross is just boring hur
22:19.02OluapPlayerGoddamnit Ross
22:19.17OluapPlayerDanny's hair is wild for sure hur
22:19.23Hachi_fank u
22:20.16OluapPlayerAll you need is an homicidal ninja sidekick and you can be an official Sexbang
22:20.39Hachi_https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/1531978_608181845904251_34730002_n.jpg
22:20.50OluapPlayerhur
22:21.01OluapPlayerI wonder if we'll ever seen Ninja Brian on the show
22:21.39Hachi_Aye, although I reckon it seems unlikely
22:21.47Hachi_Since we never saw Jaqcue on that show
22:22.14OluapPlayerYeah but if Jacques was on the show it'd just be a second Jon
22:24.46OluapPlayeralright time to die to Havel again
22:25.03The_Randomnesshue
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22:44.07OluapPlayinggah got him to half health and died
22:44.10OluapPlayingSo close
22:44.30Technobliteratorthat's how I felt playing against blade wolf hur
22:44.49Hachi_Blade Wolf is easy as fuck though
22:45.02Technobliteratornot on normal difficult he isn't
22:45.05Technobliteratorhe's fucking retarded
22:45.11Technobliteratorbut on easy mode he is a pisstake
22:45.20Hachi_In comparison to the other bosses
22:45.27Hachi_He's a pisstake in general
22:45.41MonetI skipped Easy and while I found him hard at first, he got easier once I knew what I was doing
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22:47.06Technobliteratorno
22:47.12Technobliteratorin normal mode he is retarded hard
22:47.21Hachi_No you're just bad hur
22:47.33Technobliteratorhe is retarded
22:47.35Technobliteratorhe jumps around
22:47.38Technobliteratorand with no assist
22:47.41Technobliteratorit is impossible to parry
22:48.12Hachi_How far are you into the game?
22:50.09Technobliteratorcurrently on some mission where there are tons of camera
22:50.10Technobliterators
22:50.23Technobliteratorfactory thingy
22:50.24Hachi_Ah the lead-up to Mistral's fight
22:50.29Technobliteratoryeah
22:50.30OluapPlayingYES
22:50.32OluapPlayingI killed Havel
22:50.35Hachi_yey
22:50.42Hachi_Now get to a bonfire quickly
22:51.12Technobliteratorfigthing her now
22:51.26Hachi_Technobliterator: You're gonna scream when you fight Monsoon, Sam, Sundowner, the big bad, hur
22:51.45TechnobliteratorI can take them now, it's just blade wolf was a pisstake on normal
22:52.42MonetMonsoon WILL be a pain if you struggled with Blade Wolf.
22:52.59OluapPlayingMonsoon is the hardest of the bunch for sure
22:53.12TechnobliteratorI killed Blade Wolf first time in easy
22:53.22OluapPlayingOnly one harder than Monsoon is the big bad
22:53.30Hachi_And Sam hur
22:53.39OluapPlayingI didn't find Sam hard
22:53.43Hachi_I did
22:53.54Hachi_Retarded camera angles for the most part hur
22:53.54OluapPlayingNote I played on Easy hur
22:54.14MonetMy first playthrough was on normal
22:54.18OluapPlayingSo now that I killed Havel, wat do
22:54.21MonetYou guys are all pansies
22:54.27OluapPlayingaye
22:54.32Hachi_I played on hard ;-;
22:54.41Hachi_Which is why it took me ages hur
22:54.41OluapPlayingAt least I'm progressing on Dark Souls hur
22:54.47OluapPlayingJust you wait until you fight Havel
22:54.55MonetI have an excuse
22:54.56Technobliteratorhow the fuck do you parry on anything that isn't easy mode
22:55.14OluapPlayingJust so you have an idea
22:55.17Monetskill :V
22:55.18OluapPlayingHis armor is made of pure rock
22:55.24OluapPlayingAnd he uses a dragon's tooth as a club
22:56.26MonetI've faced scarier-looking
22:57.04OluapPlayingHachi_: wat do after hivil
22:57.59Hachi_I dunno look up a guide hur
22:58.06OluapPlayingbah ur useless
22:58.09OluapPlayingUESLESS
22:58.31Technobliteratorgod i love this game's soundtrack
22:59.54Technobliteratoroh well i'm off now
22:59.56Technobliteratorbyee!
23:00.09The_RandomnessWhich game?
23:01.03Hachi_Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance
23:05.04Wormyhttps://www.middleeastmonitor.com/blogs/lifestyle/9136-iranian-man-goes-60-years-without-a-bath
23:08.33OluapPlayingWell, I just met the Capra Demon
23:08.38OluapPlayingIt's as bad as I heard
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23:12.33Wormy_Hachi_  You must see this XD http://ptos.moderntoss.com/
23:13.21Hachi_I like this already XD
23:14.07Wormy_"Two cunts in a piss factory"
23:30.36OluapPlayerHachi_: this guy just described how it would be if Dark Souls II got a loud announcer screaming the title with a japanese accent
23:30.38OluapPlayer"DAAAALLLKKKK SSSOOOUURRRRSSSS TTOOOOWWWWWEEEEHHHH"
23:30.52Hachi_ohgodlol
23:35.16OluapPlayerHachi_: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mkVVBC0_Pk not sure if I've shown you this yet
23:35.42Hachi_Barry~ <3
23:35.59OluapPlayerYou can now see Barry suffering <3
23:42.41OluapPlayerOne thing I forgot to mention about the fight with Havel is that Panda suggested me to remove all my armor for extra mobility and to dodge like crazy
23:43.04OluapPlayerSo the fight was less Chosen Undead vs Havel and more Havel vs hyperactive starving monkey person
23:43.32Hachi_olol
23:43.43OluapPlayerLike holy shit I'd never stop jumping around
23:44.15OluapPlayerI'm still nervous of that fight, I gotta take a rest hur
23:44.39Hachi_Geezush
23:44.46Hachi_Havel must have been terrifying
23:45.18OluapPlayerConsidering how fast the camera moved, Havel ended up getting of my view several times
23:45.34OluapPlayerSo I was like "FUCK TURN BACK"
23:45.51OluapPlayerAlso he did hit me once but a miracle must have happened because I survived
23:46.54OluapPlayerSo I was 1) at low HP 2) against an enemy far away from the bonfire 3) jumping around like a crack addict 4) with a jittering camera
23:46.58OluapPlayerdidn't feel good man
23:47.15Wormy_I see that Spartian got banned again
23:47.23OluapPlayerYes
23:47.33Wormy_And again, he tried to evade it
23:47.45OluapPlayerYup
23:47.53Wormy_It;s a mockery of our rules and even our patience
23:50.00Hachi_What kind of makes me feel mad is that he actually had the nerve to ask to lift the ban according to his conditions
23:50.22OluapPlayerThat was just more reasons to extend it hur
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23:58.21Hachi_I personally dunno what he has against me
23:58.24Hachi_I'm a nice guy
23:58.27Hachi_Right

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