00:00.34 | OluapPlayer | As they are DI soldiers, the PCA would see them as being DI military |
00:02.09 | Monet | Well when I say "DI soldiers" I mean "soldiers working for a firm based in the DI" |
00:02.24 | Monet | I had two pints of guinnes tonight so I may still be a little tipsy |
00:02.39 | OluapPlayer | They would still be seen as DI military |
00:02.58 | Hachi_ | That makes sense really |
00:03.05 | Hachi_ | They're under the employment of the DI after all |
00:03.46 | Monet | Most private security either work for inter-empire or intra-empire firms or Imperial nobles. |
00:04.01 | Monet | The ITN itself rarely hires mercenaries. |
00:08.24 | Wormyphone_ | Two only gets me started |
00:09.48 | Wormyphone_ | aDo yoy like stouts Monet? |
00:10.05 | Monet | I do |
00:10.37 | Wormyphone_ | They happen to be my faviurite ales |
00:11.15 | Wormyphone_ | If you ever find Engine Oil |
00:11.22 | Wormyphone_ | Go for it |
00:11.51 | Wormyphone_ | Not the real stuff obviously |
00:12.12 | Wormyphone_ | Ive never been thst drunk |
00:13.02 | Monet | I think the attitudes of the three merc groups in Mass Effect is a lot different to what's normal |
00:13.50 | Monet | Y'know, slave running ,drug trafficking, protection, embezzlement, sabotage, piracy etc. |
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00:15.04 | The_Randomness | Hello everyone |
00:15.12 | The_Randomness | I'll be semi-here for a bit |
00:15.14 | Monet | If it was ever discovered that US PMCs were doing that shit I can imagine they'd be dissolved quite quickly. |
00:15.21 | Monet | Hi |
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00:16.35 | The_Randomness | Hello |
00:16.40 | Monet | I'd consider it...maybe |
00:16.43 | Wormyphone | Ut's called Old Engine Oil |
00:17.08 | Wormyphone | Harvistones Brewery |
00:17.26 | Monet | I think the attitudes of the three merc groups in Mass Effect is a lot different to what's normal. Y'know: slave running ,drug trafficking, protection, embezzlement, sabotage, piracy etc. If it was ever discovered that US PMCs were doing that shit I can imagine they'd be dissolved quite quickly. |
00:17.34 | Monet | ^ if you two missed it |
00:18.02 | Monet | BTW this is stuff they do on their own, not stuff they're paid to do |
00:18.42 | Wormyphone | For the fun of breaking the law/ |
00:20.25 | Monet | Well unlike most current PMCs they have no HQ in Citadel Space. |
00:20.35 | Monet | So they're pirates in all but official designation. |
00:20.52 | Wormyphone | So, tell me more about the developments if the game lan |
00:22.20 | Wormyphone | We should use autodesk maya, UDK, adobe after effects |
00:23.09 | Wormyphone | We shpuld use indesign to wrap the project's potentially commericial usage |
00:23.17 | Monet | We could gather funding interest via Kickstarter. |
00:23.25 | Wormyphone | And get a conmericisl liscence |
00:24.05 | Wormyphone | Unless we just have it F2p |
00:24.49 | Wormyphone | Only Im not sure if you can publish even fir free without one |
00:26.03 | Wormyphone | Unless we do this sd a student project - everyone |
00:26.44 | Monet | That might be something we need ot find out |
00:27.14 | The_Randomness | Hmm, this reminds me of how I had an idea for a game. |
00:28.20 | Wormyphone | Im being taught modelling on my degree atm, that means i can learn about game design |
00:29.14 | Wormyphone | I know how we could export our creations to UDK |
00:29.35 | Wormyphone | Use Maya Collada plugin |
00:30.50 | Wormyphone | test |
00:30.53 | Monet | Since I'm enrolling on an animation course next year, I could work on cutscenes |
00:31.26 | Wormyphone | Study camera angles, I was learnig about tthat today |
00:32.25 | Monet | Like an upward tilt to make a big opponent look even bigger |
00:32.45 | Monet | Its all about perspective, right? |
00:33.09 | Wormyphone | Yep |
00:33.31 | Wormyphone | Or angled to the left to convey strength |
00:33.48 | Wormyphone | Or from a high angle to convey fate |
00:37.14 | Monet | Angling to the left...sounds new t ome. |
00:37.21 | Monet | to convey strength I mean |
00:37.51 | Wormyphone | Called oblique angle I think |
00:38.19 | Wormyphone | to the right often conveys weakness |
00:38.43 | Wormyphone | Though these rules are not fixed |
01:03.24 | Wormyphone | BBC news just fell guilty of the Every Asian knows kung fu stereotype when showing clips of Asian films, all martial arts hur |
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12:00.33 | Wormyphone | Hello |
12:02.06 | Wormyphone | Liquid_Ink A tennis player's bottle melted in Melbourne I heard |
12:02.35 | Wormyphone | I canr imagine such levels of heat |
12:04.19 | Liquid_Ink | Hurr |
12:04.33 | Liquid_Ink | That's Australian heat for you. |
12:04.47 | Liquid_Ink | The concrete in Brisbane sometimes gets to 60 degrees |
12:05.04 | Wormyphone | You would have thought plastics should be made to be more resistant |
12:05.19 | Wormyphone | Ouch |
12:11.08 | Liquid_Ink | I was talking to my friend about how nanobots could be used for contraceptive purposes |
12:11.24 | Liquid_Ink | And she became concerned about what would happen if they became self aware |
12:11.54 | Liquid_Ink | But Ghelae assured me that nanobots aren't complicated enough |
12:12.27 | Liquid_Ink | But then he started going on about picobots and how they concievably could be self aware if it's even possible to make them |
12:14.52 | Wormyphone | Individual nanobots aren't complicated enough, though they are much smaller than neurons so I'm not sur if scale is his reasbing |
12:15.36 | Wormyphone | A complicated network of nanobots could be made self aware |
12:16.35 | Wormyphone | Picobots would be much better |
12:17.24 | Wormyphone | Highly efficient processing speed and network density, possible quanrum level consciousness |
12:17.57 | Wormyphone | Some theories of the mind use quantum consciousness |
12:18.14 | Wormyphone | Nonr of them are very viable theories |
12:19.40 | Wormyphone | test |
12:30.01 | Wormyphone | test |
12:30.22 | Liquid_Ink | phailed |
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12:36.00 | Hachi_ | Hai |
12:36.50 | Liquid_Ink | Okay, so contraceptory nanobots could potentially become self aware? |
12:41.28 | OluapWorker | hai hare creature faic |
12:42.16 | Hachi_ | https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/1012876_688145671226258_688290266_n.jpg |
12:43.14 | OluapWorker | Work is being super dum today |
12:45.25 | Hachi_ | How so? |
12:45.47 | OluapWorker | I had to do stuff I've never done before |
12:45.54 | OluapWorker | While I was already busy with something else |
12:46.09 | ImpyDroid | Hachi |
12:47.45 | ImpyDroid | *Haichi |
12:47.48 | OluapWorker | Anyway I managed to progress a fair bit on Dark Souls yesterday |
12:48.18 | Hachi_ | How far you got? |
12:48.24 | OluapWorker | Witch Beatrice hit me in the kawaii bone |
12:48.39 | Hachi_ | daww |
12:48.55 | OluapWorker | Right now I'm trying to kill Havel |
12:49.02 | OluapWorker | Didn't have much success at that yet |
12:49.22 | Hachi_ | Thing is |
12:49.29 | Hachi_ | Beatrice doesn't contribute much to anything |
12:49.52 | OluapWorker | She more or less solo'd the butterfly for me, I consider that a big contribution |
12:50.15 | Hachi_ | Yeah but that was something you could have done by yourself hur |
12:50.38 | OluapWorker | I could but butterflies are evil and kill you with green magic |
12:51.02 | Hachi_ | Clotho's worst enemies are now butterflies |
12:51.12 | OluapWorker | If that was the case then you could say Solaire also doesn't contribute when you summon him to fight the gargoyles |
12:51.36 | OluapWorker | And yes I can see Clothovera dressing like Beatrice, perhaps after she's more skilled |
12:51.52 | Hachi_ | Aye |
12:52.05 | Hachi_ | Clotho is fulfilling the same fate as primeverse Hachi hur |
12:52.35 | OluapWorker | Going from incompetent fool to barely competent fool |
12:52.38 | Hachi_ | hur |
12:53.52 | OluapWorker | Also that tower you go after the butterfly to get the key to Havel's room? |
12:53.56 | OluapWorker | Fell out of there |
12:54.05 | OluapWorker | had to go all the way up again to get my souls back |
12:54.23 | ImpyDroid | Clotho should get a chainmail bikini once she's more skilled hur |
12:54.37 | OluapWorker | noh |
12:54.47 | Hachi_ | I actually don't find chainmail bikinis sexy |
12:55.01 | Hachi_ | Yeah they show cleavage and what not but they're just so generic |
12:55.02 | OluapWorker | What a miracle |
12:55.16 | Hachi_ | Now strapping leather on the other hand |
12:55.18 | ImpyDroid | I agree |
12:55.25 | OluapWorker | noh either |
12:55.45 | ImpyDroid | With both of you points |
12:56.22 | ImpyDroid | The chainmail bikini is kinda stupid a concept |
12:57.21 | OluapWorker | Hachi - lets try chainmail bikini nao |
12:57.28 | Liquid_Ink | I think we can omit the "kinda" there Impy |
12:57.28 | OluapWorker | Cue Clotho putting a chainmail bikini on Hachi |
12:57.42 | Hachi_ | olol |
12:57.47 | ImpyDroid | hur |
12:59.19 | OluapWorker | Hachi summons Clotho and they have jolly cooperation together |
13:00.10 | Hachi_ | aka Hachi sits in a corner crying while Clotho defeats giant butterflies |
13:00.27 | OluapWorker | Not what I meant but it works too hur |
13:00.27 | ImpyDroid | I kinda like how GW2 has little to none chainmail bikini armour |
13:00.59 | ImpyDroid | The one set there is doesn't reveal THAT much of the character's body |
13:01.21 | OluapWorker | Urge to create Solaire expy rising |
13:01.30 | ImpyDroid | Also it is pretty reveling if you're male too so it's not sexist |
13:01.55 | Hachi_ | OluapWorker: Varugr hur |
13:02.03 | OluapWorker | hur |
13:02.20 | OluapWorker | But Varugr only jolly cooperates with evil peoeple |
13:02.37 | Hachi_ | Also I'm creating a wizard character right now |
13:02.39 | Hachi_ | Sword-weilding arcane wizard |
13:02.45 | ImpyDroid | Make Varugr's good twin! |
13:02.56 | Hachi_ | Because everything is cooler with swords |
13:03.01 | ImpyDroid | The EH guy, right? |
13:03.17 | Hachi_ | wut |
13:03.27 | Hachi_ | EH? |
13:03.57 | OluapWorker | quit dis canadian shit |
13:04.25 | OluapWorker | And I meant a fantasyverse character of course |
13:04.32 | ImpyDroid | Outworld |
13:04.38 | Hachi_ | Oh |
13:04.41 | Hachi_ | Nah not that guy |
13:04.50 | Hachi_ | OluapWorker: I knew dat :P |
13:05.12 | ImpyDroid | Outworlders are now Koldenwelti Canadians |
13:05.22 | Hachi_ | You must make Solaire expy homosexual hur |
13:05.50 | OluapWorker | I might as well |
13:05.54 | AdmiralPanda | Solaire has no sexual inclinations |
13:05.57 | AdmiralPanda | he seeks only the sun |
13:06.02 | OluapWorker | Solaire is sunsexual |
13:06.05 | AdmiralPanda | he's also a god |
13:06.07 | Hachi_ | He wants to put wiener into the sun |
13:06.11 | Hachi_ | Former god, that is |
13:06.59 | Hachi_ | Basically he was Gwyn's son before Gwyndolin but he did something bad and got kicked out of the pantheon, his god powers being removed and forced to live as a human |
13:07.37 | OluapWorker | He bullied Gwyndolin because he had snake feet and boobs even though he was a guy |
13:07.59 | Hachi_ | Well Gwyn himself enjoyed doing that hur |
13:08.12 | OluapWorker | Gwyndolin - fuk u dad |
13:09.23 | OluapWorker | How far am I from meeting snakeboobs exactly? |
13:09.29 | Hachi_ | Very far |
13:09.31 | OluapWorker | Considering the last thing I did was die to Havel |
13:10.08 | OluapWorker | shi |
13:10.12 | Hachi_ | Well, I'd say you're quite far |
13:10.20 | OluapWorker | I'm going through the Taurus Demon syndrome again |
13:10.33 | OluapWorker | Having to walk a long way to get to an enemy who can kill me instantly |
13:11.25 | AdmiralPanda | yeah, what's funny is they're in the same tower |
13:11.41 | OluapWorker | The tower of hatred for players |
13:11.55 | OluapWorker | I wouldnt even mind if I didn't have to go through all these annoying zombies again |
13:12.00 | AdmiralPanda | true |
13:12.35 | Hachi_ | You are yet to go to Blighttown hur |
13:12.38 | OluapWorker | http://i.minus.com/ibg2fRzChOfCed.gif |
13:13.09 | Hachi_ | hur |
13:13.09 | OluapWorker | I hear a lot about this Blighttown |
13:13.14 | OluapWorker | Apparently it's horrible |
13:13.22 | Hachi_ | It is absolutely horrific |
13:14.09 | OluapWorker | Also how far am I from the Capra Demon? |
13:15.36 | AdmiralPanda | fairly far, but not too far |
13:16.16 | OluapWorker | All I hear about this boss is how his dogs will destroy you the moment you enter his room |
13:17.04 | AdmiralPanda | basically |
13:17.19 | AdmiralPanda | capra himself is easy as shit, it's only the dogs that are any actual threat |
13:19.27 | OluapWorker | I see |
13:19.33 | OluapWorker | Also, that drake on the bridge |
13:19.46 | OluapWorker | Am I gonna fight that anytime soon or is it gonna stay there? |
13:23.35 | AdmiralPanda | you don't have to fight it |
13:24.55 | OluapWorker | I read you can join the warriors of sunlight at the other side of that bridge |
13:25.09 | AdmiralPanda | yep, but the covenant is pretty useless if you're playing offline |
13:25.13 | OluapWorker | I wanna jolly cooperate with people at some point hur |
13:25.28 | OluapWorker | There's no offline mode on the PC version |
13:25.39 | AdmiralPanda | well then doing whatever you were doing |
13:25.42 | AdmiralPanda | you said you were offline so meh |
13:26.04 | OluapWorker | I said I was hollow |
13:26.05 | AdmiralPanda | anyway without faith you're gonna need to do a few co-ops before you can join the covenant anyway |
13:26.49 | OluapWorker | That brings another question, can I be summoned by people if I'm hollow? |
13:27.13 | AdmiralPanda | yep |
13:27.32 | OluapWorker | Oh good |
13:28.10 | AdmiralPanda | what level are you btw? |
13:28.31 | ImpyDroid | Hm |
13:28.40 | OluapWorker | Can't remember |
13:28.42 | OluapWorker | 20 I think |
13:29.01 | ImpyDroid | Would it be weird if I made a French-esque human character |
13:29.12 | AdmiralPanda | in that case you should be able to get a few summons in and around the parish bonfire |
13:29.43 | OluapWorker | To fight the gargoyles, you mean |
13:29.45 | Wormyphone | no |
13:30.04 | ImpyDroid | For the Fantasyverse |
13:30.23 | Hachi_ | Nah don't think so |
13:30.26 | Wormyphone | I don't think sp |
13:30.37 | OluapWorker | Why would it be |
13:31.23 | Wormyphone | I made a Northern European lannd afterall |
13:31.58 | ImpyDroid | So did I hur |
13:32.10 | OluapWorker | I'm hoping being summoned means I can't hurt my summoner |
13:32.26 | OluapWorker | Killing your co-op partner via friendly fire would feel bad |
13:34.30 | AdmiralPanda | yeah you can't hurt the host |
13:34.39 | OluapWorker | perfect |
13:34.45 | AdmiralPanda | just keep in mind the host may well be invaded |
13:34.51 | OluapWorker | If it greed that I want to co-op but I don't want to be invaded? hur |
13:35.46 | OluapWorker | So kill boss and defend summoner from red phantom scamps |
13:35.47 | OluapWorker | rite |
13:38.37 | AdmiralPanda | red phantoms may have ridiculously higher end gear than you, and may also be hacking |
13:38.39 | AdmiralPanda | just so you're aware |
13:38.57 | OluapWorker | First and last time I got invaded, I got backstabbed by a naked guy |
13:38.59 | OluapWorker | Felt like rape |
13:44.37 | AdmiralPanda | yeah that gets awkward |
13:44.41 | AdmiralPanda | anyway I'll be going now |
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14:46.11 | OluapWorker | Hachi_: http://boards.4chan.org/a/res/100319478#p100351731 this post |
14:47.39 | Hachi_ | Geezush |
14:47.54 | OluapWorker | Erwin is love, Erwin is life |
14:54.57 | OluapWorker | bbl |
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15:20.16 | Jepardi | Hi |
15:21.12 | OluapWorker | Hachi_: http://i.4cdn.org/a/src/1389884990349.png |
15:21.31 | Hachi_ | olol |
15:22.43 | OluapWorker | http://i.4cdn.org/v/src/1389883652814.png this looks really good |
15:22.50 | OluapWorker | or should I say, really nito |
15:23.11 | Hachi_ | Dayumn that looks Nito |
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15:24.33 | Hachi_ | Where's my sandwich |
15:24.41 | OluapWorker | dumba |
15:26.24 | Technobliterator | urm |
15:26.24 | Technobliterator | hi |
15:26.25 | Technobliterator | lmao |
15:26.54 | OluapWorker | http://i.imgur.com/zWYPaUw.jpg oh |
15:26.57 | OluapWorker | oho* |
15:27.11 | Technobliterator | ROFL |
15:27.13 | Technobliterator | that's amazing |
15:27.41 | Hachi_ | ohgodlol |
15:27.45 | Hachi_ | http://static1.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/9/9c/Audovacar.png murlin |
15:29.00 | OluapWorker | blu dood |
15:29.07 | OluapWorker | http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_wgzEqf5GuQI/TMcCW6hqFII/AAAAAAAAAds/cK4gUj8vhFM/s1600/1281405745929.png Read this in a heavy russian accent |
15:29.53 | OluapWorker | http://cloud-4.steampowered.com/ugc/705111901514595632/1C2D603031F777B080537DF7AF5F0CCEEA1B9955/ red sun over paradise |
15:30.31 | Hachi_ | ohgod sundowner |
15:31.04 | Hachi_ | Reason he's blue is because he's half-drow |
15:35.56 | OluapWorker | make genetic drow model grr |
15:36.02 | OluapWorker | so I can make bertonius dood |
15:36.44 | Hachi_ | rite |
15:37.11 | OluapWorker | btw you ever played Bayonetta? |
15:37.20 | Hachi_ | https://scontent-b-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/t1/1513240_641170442607285_81443171_n.jpg |
15:37.29 | Hachi_ | Nah but I've heard and seen a lot of it |
15:37.44 | OluapWorker | https://31.media.tumblr.com/feb75e5db87346784bd15f4512a5cd5c/tumblr_mzh2rud5Kd1rpeq1jo1_1280.jpg enough to understand this then |
15:37.52 | Technobliterator | who hasn't played Bayonetta? |
15:37.58 | Hachi_ | ohgodlol |
15:38.00 | OluapWorker | Hachi and me |
15:38.26 | Hachi_ | Bayonetta is perhaps one of the sexiest characters I've ever seen |
15:38.33 | Hachi_ | And one of the most badass witches |
15:40.53 | Technobliterator | https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/995298_1401534906756760_630316022_n.jpg |
15:40.54 | Technobliterator | ... |
15:41.10 | OluapWorker | olol |
15:41.24 | Hachi_ | oho |
15:41.28 | OluapWorker | https://31.media.tumblr.com/63b03048cb737402f2361598ce102833/tumblr_mz94fnkJTe1qg20v8o1_500.jpg have a monkey |
15:41.48 | Hachi_ | "dis is fukin nito" |
15:41.58 | OluapWorker | hur |
15:42.23 | OluapWorker | http://i.giflike.com/drzJGO9_dg.gif you came to the right neighbourhood friend |
15:42.50 | Hachi_ | Daww |
15:45.57 | OluapWorker | http://i.imgur.com/9N1RUHY.png herd u been talkin shit |
15:46.17 | Technobliterator | https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/2859041792/hCFEA9335/ |
15:47.07 | Hachi_ | Well they did hur |
15:47.34 | OluapWorker | Hachi_: https://24.media.tumblr.com/064e22d72f0ea6b8494735b1abb5b116/tumblr_mz697rrnLZ1r8pmguo1_500.png |
15:47.51 | Hachi_ | olol |
15:48.10 | Technobliterator | lmfao |
15:48.26 | Hachi_ | Also Oluap, a word of warning |
15:48.30 | Hachi_ | When you first fight Seath |
15:48.34 | Hachi_ | He is absolutely invulnerable |
15:48.55 | OluapWorker | I imagine I won't be meeting Seath anytime soon |
15:48.55 | OluapWorker | https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/t1/1607114_475491415888522_1619430634_n.png |
15:49.15 | Hachi_ | olol |
15:49.59 | Technobliterator | oh btw OluapWorker: gabe newell has been on reddit recently |
15:50.04 | OluapWorker | I'm aware |
15:50.13 | Technobliterator | he said at one point |
15:50.20 | Technobliterator | "every 3 joke is one less fat joke" |
15:50.39 | OluapWorker | http://i.imgur.com/wDo9HU5.png I said I'm aware |
15:51.02 | Technobliterator | lmao |
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16:15.01 | Technobliterator | pc crash ._. |
16:44.33 | OluapWorker | too ded today |
16:57.30 | OluapWorker | Hachi_: This Dark Souls II discussion: "I am more excited for the new monster girls." "It's rated T bro. No more monster girls." "Pre order cancelled." |
16:57.42 | Hachi_ | olol |
16:58.01 | Hachi_ | Well from what I've heard is that it's only rated T in order to attract a wider audience |
16:58.21 | OluapWorker | It does have a thing made of living people and I'd not call that teen material |
16:58.26 | OluapWorker | Anyway have cute shifters http://i.4cdn.org/a/src/1389889717483.jpg |
16:58.45 | Hachi_ | daww |
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17:07.35 | Zmr56 | Hi there |
17:07.53 | OluapWorker | hi |
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17:14.15 | The_Randomness | Hello everyone |
17:15.36 | OluapWorker | hi |
17:17.37 | OluapWorker | Hachi_: http://static1.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/4920194+_319efab1548c8e5db6f1ff388ddf02c0.gif we must engage |
17:18.01 | Hachi_ | its happenaire |
17:18.29 | OluapWorker | http://puu.sh/6mozt.gif this is better actually |
17:19.22 | OluapWorker | I've also been thinking of ideas for this expy and I got some stuff in mind |
17:20.36 | Hachi_ | Oh? |
17:21.21 | OluapWorker | My current idea is that there was once an order of knights who swore to fight dark beings and their philosophy was more or less about altruism aka jolly cooperation |
17:21.29 | OluapWorker | Except they're all dead now |
17:22.23 | Hachi_ | How optimistic hur |
17:22.54 | OluapWorker | However, a single one of them stayed in the world of the living as a spirit, and he can't rest in peace until he achieves his own life goal |
17:23.02 | OluapWorker | this is expy-guy |
17:24.40 | OluapWorker | I was thinking this is a curse laid on him by whoever destroyed the order in the past, so he can't rest until his killer is dead |
17:25.07 | Hachi_ | I'm liking the sound of this |
17:26.01 | OluapWorker | Personality-wise he'd be jolly and weird but inside he's a troubled man who just wants to join his companions in the afterlife |
17:27.20 | OluapWorker | I need something for him to praise though. Not the sun otherwise he'd be a carbon copy of Solaire |
17:28.23 | The_Randomness | Heh |
17:29.05 | Hachi_ | Order, altruism, happiness, alcohol hur |
17:29.14 | Hachi_ | Companionship, friendship |
17:29.24 | OluapWorker | Well I meant an entity in particular |
17:29.33 | OluapWorker | alcohol |
17:29.35 | OluapWorker | PRAISE THE BEER |
17:30.22 | Hachi_ | Hmm |
17:30.47 | Hachi_ | How about Yak |
17:30.50 | Hachi_ | Lupus Mundi |
17:30.57 | OluapWorker | PRAISE THE DOUCHEBAG WOLF |
17:31.19 | OluapWorker | I could have him worship Yak |
17:31.34 | OluapWorker | Perhaps his catchphrase is PRAISE IRISIS then hur |
17:31.43 | Hachi_ | Aye, Isiris |
17:32.48 | Hachi_ | Danny and Arin make a cute couple hur |
17:32.51 | OluapWorker | http://i.imgur.com/DMZ95U5.png Facepunch is great |
17:33.23 | Hachi_ | olol postal |
17:33.25 | OluapWorker | Danny is awesome but Arin's love will always belong to Jon |
17:34.01 | OluapWorker | Remember when i told you postal planned to fill Facepunch's event log with bans? He succeeded |
17:34.37 | Hachi_ | Geezush fuck |
17:34.45 | The_Randomness | "disrespecting the führer" - lel |
17:35.11 | OluapWorker | Facepunch is often compared to nazi germany |
17:35.26 | OluapWorker | Also soviet Russia on occasion |
17:35.27 | The_Randomness | Why's that? |
17:35.59 | OluapWorker | Because people don't read the rules and get banned |
17:36.39 | The_Randomness | hue |
17:36.44 | OluapWorker | Also Facepunch's mods don't have to fix users' mistakes. If you do something against the rules, they won't warn you, they'll ban you outright |
17:37.05 | The_Randomness | Ouch |
17:37.35 | OluapWorker | Still you won't get banned if you read the rules and have common sense |
17:38.02 | OluapWorker | I've been on Facepunch for nearly 4 years and I've not been banned once |
17:38.55 | The_Randomness | Common sense? On the Internet? You're expecting too much out of people. |
17:39.04 | OluapWorker | hur |
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18:03.58 | Zmr56 | Hi |
18:04.36 | Monet | Hi |
18:04.40 | OluapWorker | hi |
18:05.12 | Hachi_ | Shepard |
18:06.13 | OluapWorker | http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/307/000/659.jpg |
18:06.31 | Hachi_ | olol |
18:07.52 | OluapWorker | http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/673/040/12c.jpg dorks |
18:08.45 | The_Randomness | Hey Monet |
18:08.46 | Monet | I didn't think an image file that big was possible |
18:08.56 | The_Randomness | ^ |
18:09.20 | OluapWorker | There's an Ainsley version of that and I'm pretty sure the image size was even bigger |
18:10.46 | OluapWorker | Hachi_: http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/679/341/eb0.jpg worship your goddess |
18:11.24 | Hachi_ | Now as a guy that is horrifically scared of lifelike girl dolls |
18:11.34 | Hachi_ | You have just ruined Historia for me forever hur |
18:11.42 | OluapWorker | Mission accomplished |
18:12.12 | OluapWorker | http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/680/248/f2a.jpg have a fluffy tail to cheer you up |
18:12.33 | Hachi_ | daww |
18:12.46 | Hachi_ | Priscilla always makes me happy hur |
18:13.25 | OluapWorker | http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/680/251/19e.gif I can see this happening with Kez |
18:13.50 | Monet | Sarec - Oops :) |
18:14.03 | OluapWorker | olol |
18:14.16 | Hachi_ | ohgodlol |
18:14.52 | OluapWorker | http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/680/246/0f1.jpg that Seath, that Nito |
18:15.28 | Hachi_ | olol Seath |
18:15.35 | Hachi_ | Still gotta make a Seath expy at some point |
18:15.55 | OluapWorker | Can't-See-Shit Dragon |
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18:17.46 | Cyrannian | Hello! |
18:17.51 | *** mode/#sporewiki [+o Cyrannian] by ChanServ |
18:17.51 | The_Randomness | Hey waptor |
18:18.25 | OluapWorker | ~slap Cyrannian |
18:18.25 | infobot | ACTION slaps Cyrannian, keep your grubby fingers to yourself! |
18:18.52 | Cyrannian | ~deport OluapWorker |
18:18.52 | infobot | ACTION sends OluapWorker on a free, all-expenses-paid trip to Lower Bolivia... and keeps the passport at the gate |
18:19.56 | OluapWorker | http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/413/601/e38.gif actual gameplay footage |
18:21.20 | Hachi_ | olol |
18:21.24 | Cyrannian | brb dinner |
18:35.07 | The_Randomness | wb |
18:35.48 | OluapWorker | I can't stop yawning |
18:36.26 | Hachi_ | gives OluapWorker a hot water bottle |
18:36.30 | Hachi_ | sleeeeep |
18:36.41 | OluapWorker | throws the hot water on Hachi_'s face |
18:36.56 | OluapWorker | dunt tell me wat to do woman |
18:37.31 | OluapWorker | Seriously this is like the sixth yawn in a roll bow |
18:37.41 | OluapWorker | now* |
18:39.41 | OluapWorker | Seventh |
18:39.55 | OluapWorker | Anyway good news, I got an excuse to ban spartian for a month hur |
18:40.12 | Hachi_ | hur |
18:41.37 | OluapWorker | I need a name for the Solaire expy so I can start his page |
18:42.04 | Hachi_ | Norrigan |
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18:44.08 | Imperios | Ello |
18:44.14 | Hachi_ | hai imp |
18:44.36 | OluapWorker | Norrigan is good |
18:44.39 | OluapWorker | I'll use that |
18:45.23 | OluapWorker | hi |
18:46.39 | OluapWorker | I'll go for Norrigan of Visonia |
18:46.52 | Hachi_ | yey |
18:50.22 | OluapWorker | First time I make a full human character |
18:50.24 | OluapWorker | Almost feelts weird |
18:50.27 | OluapWorker | feels |
18:51.38 | Hachi_ | Is he gonna be with the Empire? |
18:51.59 | OluapWorker | Nah, he'll be independant |
19:00.22 | Imperios | Wat u talking bout |
19:00.38 | Hachi_ | A character Oluap is making |
19:00.54 | Imperios | Ah |
19:00.57 | Imperios | This reminded me |
19:01.02 | Imperios | http://tinyurl.com/l3fln3z Lekren-Lax meets Javina |
19:02.44 | OluapWorker | My character is grossly incandecent |
19:04.27 | Imperios | AS in |
19:04.34 | Imperios | Damn u just overeloquented me |
19:05.56 | Imperios | So he'll be glowy? |
19:05.58 | Imperios | Right? |
19:06.53 | OluapWorker | I'm referencing Dark Souls |
19:07.01 | Hachi_ | hur |
19:09.54 | Imperios | One way or another you have issued upon me a challenge of eloquence of verbosity; and I acquiesce! |
19:09.54 | Imperios | Nvm just kidding |
19:10.06 | Imperios | Hachi_: Y'know what happened today? |
19:10.14 | Imperios | I thought I had English homework to do |
19:10.25 | Imperios | So I spent a few hours procrastinating |
19:10.26 | Imperios | Then I realised |
19:10.35 | Imperios | There isn't any homework at all |
19:10.51 | Hachi_ | Sounds like the opposite of my situation |
19:11.01 | Hachi_ | I keep thinking I have all my work sorted |
19:11.05 | Hachi_ | Then suddenly |
19:11.08 | Hachi_ | Piles of homework |
19:11.28 | Imperios | That happens to me too |
19:11.49 | Imperios | Any large homework and poof, procrastination mode activated |
19:11.54 | Imperios | I lack discipline, that's for sure |
19:12.10 | Hachi_ | You rack disciprine |
19:12.33 | Imperios | I knew you'd say that hur |
19:13.51 | Imperios | Yes I do rack it |
19:13.57 | Imperios | Hm |
19:14.04 | Imperios | Rack. |
19:14.29 | Hachi_ | You do know what a rack is, right? |
19:14.39 | Imperios | Two meanings at least |
19:14.40 | Imperios | One being a torture device |
19:14.53 | Imperios | The other being what you are thinking about |
19:15.12 | OluapWorker | titanics |
19:15.13 | Imperios | Venoriel's secret weapon |
19:15.17 | Hachi_ | huehuehue |
19:15.19 | Monet | Iovera has nice -- Melons! Get your nice juicy tound melons! |
19:15.22 | Hachi_ | Shoulder boulders |
19:15.33 | Hachi_ | Hachi - IT'S LIKE AN AVALANCHE |
19:15.41 | Imperios | Monet: Melons are now officially traditional Radeon food |
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19:16.22 | Cyrannian_ | omg hai xx |
19:16.23 | Monet | There's one word that I think has been used by Americans for a long time and it's rhyming slang. |
19:16.28 | Monet | Hallo |
19:16.35 | Imperios | Rhyming slang |
19:16.37 | Imperios | Like Cockney? |
19:16.41 | Monet | Yeah |
19:17.29 | Monet | I don't know how many Americans use the word "Berk" |
19:17.36 | Monet | probably not very many |
19:17.54 | Monet | "rasberyy, that was it" |
19:17.59 | Monet | raspberry* |
19:18.07 | Hachi_ | Been a while since I've heard the word 'berk' |
19:18.50 | Monet | Raspberry means "fart" because of the rhyming slang "Raspberry Tart" |
19:19.20 | Monet | And blowing a raspberry out the mouth is along a similar vein |
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19:20.06 | Ridley99 | Hello. It's been a long time since I was here. |
19:20.16 | Monet | http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_Raspberry_Award yeah, Americans do use the term "raspberry" |
19:20.19 | Ridley99 | Sorry. I got aught up with school. |
19:20.53 | Ridley99 | How have you guys been? |
19:21.04 | Cyrannian_ | Good thanks |
19:21.11 | Ridley99 | Sorry. |
19:21.14 | Monet | I've been okay |
19:21.52 | Ridley99 | Does anyone use mods? |
19:23.04 | Ridley99 | I've downloaded better Spore for the gameplay, but deleted the parts pack when I heard Dark Injection has them. Will I be able to use both mods now? |
19:24.59 | Ridley99 | Sorry. |
19:25.27 | Monet | There's nothing to say sorry for |
19:26.10 | Ridley99 | I nearly apologized for saying sorry. |
19:26.42 | Monet | Several of us currently use Dar kInjectioin |
19:26.50 | Monet | Dark Injection* |
19:27.00 | Ridley99 | Is Dark Injection a good mod? |
19:27.12 | Monet | You'd have to find out from others if the two are compatable. |
19:27.26 | Monet | Spore isn't exactly a mod-friendly game |
19:28.27 | Ridley99 | I see, |
19:29.02 | OluapWorker | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Captain:Norrigan_of_Visonia we praise nao |
19:29.20 | Monet | http://www.pcgamer.com/2014/01/16/how-net-neutrality-affects-pc-gamers/ fucking Congress! |
19:29.51 | Monet | For a country that deems itself a "Land of the Free" their government certainly has a hard time permitting foreedom of expression. |
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19:31.03 | Ridley99 | I think I got a race idea down. Sorry. |
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19:31.35 | Wormy | hi |
19:31.49 | OluapWorker | Why do you keep apologizing |
19:32.01 | Ridley99 | It's a tic. |
19:32.41 | Imperios | I share it |
19:33.22 | Imperios | Though you don't have to |
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19:34.24 | Hachi_ | OluapWorker: Sounds like this is gonna be a fun character |
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19:34.52 | OluapWorker | quote dis |
19:35.08 | Ridley99 | I kinda of want to do a dying race. |
19:35.15 | Ridley99 | But it seems hard to pull off. |
19:35.54 | ImpyDroid | Hardly so |
19:36.04 | ImpyDroid | Hachi_: Hm |
19:36.07 | Ridley99 | Sorry. |
19:36.26 | ImpyDroid | Do you imagine Mirrorvera with large breasts or small ones? |
19:36.34 | ImpyDroid | Or normal-sized ones? |
19:36.45 | OluapWorker | Look who you're asking that to |
19:36.56 | Hachi_ | Well Imp |
19:36.59 | Hachi_ | What do you expect |
19:37.04 | OluapWorker | c |
19:37.50 | Cyrannian_ | Hello! |
19:37.52 | Hachi_ | What exactly do you think Hachi was looking at during her part of Tantum, her stomach |
19:38.09 | ImpyDroid | I actually imagine she is less buxom than her good counterpart |
19:38.21 | Hachi_ | I'd say she's more buxom hur |
19:38.26 | ImpyDroid | Iovera is a mother, MirrorveRadeon isn't |
19:38.36 | ImpyDroid | *Mirrorvera |
19:38.39 | Cyrannian_ | I'm making a new Libertus Grand Admiral for the Empire, does anyone have any suggestions about him? |
19:38.52 | Ridley99 | I have an idea! What if over time, the race started to stop breeding, in favor of cloning. As time went on, they started to run out of genetic matirel? |
19:39.00 | Hachi_ | Cyrannian: Hot-headed, likes getting into fights |
19:39.05 | Hachi_ | Cyrannian_ * |
19:39.15 | Hachi_ | Maybe a veteran or something |
19:39.16 | ImpyDroid | GARRR |
19:39.36 | ImpyDroid | Or perhaps somewhat of an improviser |
19:39.53 | ImpyDroid | Other guys plan, he just goes straight ahead |
19:40.02 | Hachi_ | Hot-headed, a confident fighter, veteran of many battles and fights, enjoys improvising |
19:40.04 | ImpyDroid | and then plans |
19:40.21 | Ridley99 | Is that an okay idea? |
19:40.32 | Monet | Maybe the admiral has a love of the Holonet? |
19:40.48 | Hachi_ | Ridley99: Why would an entire race stop breeding? |
19:41.19 | ImpyDroid | Monet: Lo and behold, Grand Admiral Anonymous |
19:41.27 | Ridley99 | Good point...Hmm. |
19:41.27 | Cyrannian_ | That's a good idea actually. A figure like that would be popular with his troops but a pain in the tail for Imperial Command. |
19:41.40 | Hachi_ | Aye |
19:42.07 | Monet | Cyrannian_: Perhaps give him something like a private archive of the Cyrannus equivilent of hmm... |
19:42.22 | Hachi_ | Porn |
19:42.26 | Monet | Battlestation Cyrannica! |
19:42.30 | Hachi_ | Hardcore Cyrannus porn |
19:42.44 | ImpyDroid | Raptows |
19:42.49 | Cyrannian_ | ngh |
19:42.54 | Hachi_ | As in, more hardcore than German porn |
19:43.16 | Hachi_ | And it's rare you get anything more hardcore than German porn |
19:43.26 | Hachi_ | Well, aside from Italian porn |
19:43.37 | OluapWorker | I'm not even going to ask |
19:46.30 | OluapWorker | quote norrigan u fat fuk |
19:46.32 | Hachi_ | hao bout u suk on mah big fat buni nuts |
19:46.33 | Ridley99 | ,,, |
19:46.36 | Ridley99 | I KNOW! |
19:46.36 | ImpyDroid | Hachi_: ...And who are SporeWiki (ancient) Italians..? |
19:46.37 | Hachi_ | Hmm |
19:46.37 | Monet | Draconis trololol |
19:46.37 | Hachi_ | Yeah, Draconis hur |
19:46.37 | Ridley99 | How about some disease ravages the population, causing infertile members, like the genophage? |
19:46.37 | ImpyDroid | Yep |
19:46.37 | ImpyDroid | ya |
19:46.37 | Hachi_ | OluapWorker: quoted |
19:46.37 | OluapWorker | Draconis - baguette eifell tower honhonhonhon |
19:46.37 | ImpyDroid | French Draconis |
19:46.37 | Hachi_ | dats french |
19:46.37 | Monet | OluapWorker: Dat not Italian |
19:46.37 | ImpyDroid | Genius idea |
19:46.37 | OluapWorker | Oh yeah |
19:46.38 | OluapWorker | Right |
19:46.38 | OluapWorker | In that case |
19:46.38 | OluapWorker | Daconis - it's-a me pizza pasta |
19:46.38 | Monet | On a slightly more serious ntoe i've never imagined what Draconis porn looks like |
19:46.38 | OluapWorker | Draconis even |
19:46.38 | Ridley99 | ITSA MEEA RIDLEYA! |
19:46.38 | Hachi_ | olol |
19:46.41 | ImpyDroid | Hm |
19:46.42 | Hachi_ | Monet: Glorious |
19:46.57 | Hachi_ | Two Draconis, one mug |
19:47.03 | Ridley99 | Monet, it looks like the stuff of nightmares |
19:47.04 | ImpyDroid | Hachi_: Worse yet, there are Artharons |
19:47.05 | OluapWorker | Hachi_: that quote |
19:47.09 | OluapWorker | Norrigan - GROSSLY |
19:47.23 | Cyrannian_ | It's probably pretty normal that you've never imagined what Draconis porn looks like. |
19:47.27 | Monet | I wondered for a brief time if Draconis sex organ openings are mainly on the front |
19:47.29 | ImpyDroid | They are SpaceJapanese |
19:47.39 | Hachi_ | ImpyDroid: Zazane hur |
19:47.50 | ImpyDroid | yeah them too |
19:47.51 | Hachi_ | Zazane are probably into hardcore pain sex |
19:48.04 | Monet | Yeah there's a thought, maybe Draconis eggs are released from around the naval? |
19:48.23 | OluapWorker | I don't know if I want to be part of this discussion |
19:48.23 | Monet | Oh wait I gave them cloacas |
19:48.24 | Hachi_ | olol |
19:48.30 | Hachi_ | How could you forget that detail |
19:48.35 | ImpyDroid | Radeons watch the Zane one then get executed |
19:48.51 | Hachi_ | hur |
19:48.56 | Ridley99 | Oh, I still have to finish the Drok. |
19:49.12 | ImpyDroid | Radeon porn, now where could one make it hur |
19:49.17 | ImpyDroid | Then again |
19:49.18 | Cyrannian_ | http://media.tumblr.com/b5c6f043cc5059338f7b91b7b8ec67c4/tumblr_inline_muwwdgEtHE1rfp0mh.gif - My reaction to this conversation |
19:49.20 | Monet | Given their wings I imagined that Draconis don't mate like humans do |
19:49.39 | OluapWorker | Gestaltra - sssssssss |
19:49.41 | Hachi_ | Surely they can still do... well... anal position |
19:49.46 | ImpyDroid | Radeons love surveillance |
19:49.54 | Hachi_ | In fact isn't that how Tyrannosaurs mated |
19:50.40 | ImpyDroid | Everything is watched and monitored |
19:50.41 | Hachi_ | Yeah, yeah I think I remember now, I remember seeing an exhibition |
19:50.41 | Hachi_ | Two big skeleton Tyrannosaurs are doing anal in the middle of this museum |
19:50.41 | Ridley99 | Drok porn sounds rough. |
19:50.41 | ImpyDroid | So technically there are millions of videos of Radeons... well... |
19:50.45 | Monet | my thoughts are either a) the female lies on its back or b) the male and female rub their...lower stomachs togther |
19:50.48 | ImpyDroid | God what am I thinking |
19:50.52 | ImpyDroid | shakes his head |
19:51.07 | Monet | http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/46/b2/a5/46b2a5f9f8ac351da107c863236a8ede.jpg a bit lik this (its clean don't worry) |
19:51.12 | Hachi_ | http://www.examiner.com/images/blog/EXID20031/images/mating.jpg Yeah here we go |
19:51.22 | OluapWorker | So it's like a concentration camp |
19:51.27 | Cyrannian_ | umph |
19:51.58 | ImpyDroid | OluapWorker: Uh? |
19:51.58 | OluapWorker | Don't show pictures of Cyrannian's relatives in the nude like this |
19:52.01 | Hachi_ | So yeah, that T-Rex image pretty much implies how I think Draconis/Cyrannians/most reptile species mate |
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19:52.06 | Monet | Draconis are posh, so why can't Draconis seks be posh? |
19:52.08 | Cuttlefish | Hi |
19:52.50 | Wormy | Victorian style, with clothes mostly on |
19:53.06 | Wormy | I have no idea how the Victorians did it btw, or whether they wore clothes |
19:53.09 | Ridley99 | "Good chap, can you pass me the whip and hot wax" |
19:53.12 | OluapWorker | ur all weird with ur openings and wieners while I got supa special plant pollination for the Dracogonarious |
19:53.22 | ImpyDroid | Monet: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pmqbb7Jle9k&feature=youtube_gdata_player that's how |
19:53.33 | Cyrannian_ | Pomp pom love is best love. |
19:53.56 | Hachi_ | OluapWorker: A certain species of fish has its females lay eggs while many males gather and ejaculate all over them in a massive sausage fest in order to fertilize them |
19:54.10 | OluapWorker | Don't all fish mate like that |
19:54.17 | Monet | Actually if I remember, Draconis doing it does involve at least soem cuddling |
19:54.19 | Hachi_ | Hmm |
19:54.22 | Hachi_ | Allow me to think |
19:54.25 | Ridley99 | Drok are gonna breed via... |
19:54.31 | Hachi_ | Wait, I don't think salmon do |
19:55.00 | Monet | Yeah 'm going to have Draconis act slightly swan like. |
19:55.21 | Hachi_ | So Draconis homosex is pretty much )( |
19:55.24 | ImpyDroid | I have the least sexually weird species in Andromedea hur |
19:55.33 | Monet | I say slightly because I am well aware of how horrific duck and swan mating can get. |
19:55.36 | Cuttlefish | What exactly started this whole Draconis sex discussion? |
19:55.46 | Monet | Hachi_: I suppose so yeah |
19:55.49 | Ridley99 | Monet, do I still have permission to make the Drok be a seeding experiment ? |
19:55.57 | OluapWorker | At least they're not geese-like |
19:56.01 | ImpyDroid | Take a wild guess |
19:56.03 | Monet | Ridley99: you do |
19:56.14 | Hachi_ | Me suggesting that a Grand Admiral should have a whole secret stash filled with hardcore Cyrannus porn |
19:56.21 | OluapWorker | If they were it'd be Zí-Jittorám level of violent |
19:56.28 | OluapWorker | Because geese are violent litlte bastards |
19:56.36 | Hachi_ | OluapWorker: Ducks rape females in order to reproduce |
19:56.37 | Monet | Then there was a question of what the SW equivilent of Italian porn would be |
19:56.49 | Hachi_ | And their dicks fall off and regrow next spring in order to do it again |
19:56.58 | OluapWorker | I'm very glad you know that instead of finishing pages |
19:57.12 | Hachi_ | Their dicks are also shaped like coils |
19:57.34 | Hachi_ | I would call myself the resident peniiologist |
19:57.39 | Monet | Aaaaaaand the converstion turns |
19:57.40 | Ridley99 | I also changed the idea. |
19:57.44 | ImpyDroid | Because they are that rapey |
19:57.45 | ImpyDroid | cos u like dem in u |
19:58.10 | Ridley99 | Their planet was changed by their sun dying, making them leave home. |
19:58.26 | ImpyDroid | It's a bit strange that nobody mentioned my species hur |
19:58.43 | Hachi_ | Sharks have two dicks, ducks have coiled dicks, cats have barbed dicks, echidnas have four-headed dicks |
19:58.46 | OluapWorker | no one cares for u huhuhu |
19:59.00 | Monet | Radeon porn = hugging videos |
19:59.03 | Hachi_ | hur |
19:59.12 | OluapWorker | Radeon - dear heavens they're touching each other's arms |
19:59.41 | Wormy | "Women were expected to have sex with only one man, their husband. However, it was acceptable for men to have multiple partners in their life.; husbands participated in lengthy affairs with other women while women stayed with their husbands on the grounds that divorce was not an option" |
19:59.55 | ImpyDroid | Radeons are officially Space Brits |
20:00.01 | Wormy | Victorian men were lucky hur |
20:00.10 | Ridley99 | Droks waching Radeon porn - I dun get it. |
20:00.12 | Hachi_ | ImpyDroid: Oooh no, British sex is hardly pleasant |
20:00.41 | Hachi_ | Many just do it in alley ways or rotten areas where nobody will see them, like behind bins and tips and such |
20:00.53 | Monet | The Family Guy video is how Will and Kate made their baby. |
20:00.58 | Hachi_ | "Many" being "chavs" btw |
20:02.21 | Ridley99 | Monet: Thank you |
20:03.34 | Wormy | I thought chavs breed by budding |
20:03.45 | Wormy | It explains their numbers |
20:03.47 | OluapWorker | Hachi_: http://i.4cdn.org/a/src/1389900226178.jpg |
20:04.12 | Monet | Considering how I have represented the pectoral muscles on Draconis, I'd be surprise if males didn't li showing theirs off. |
20:04.20 | Monet | like* |
20:04.41 | Hachi_ | OluapWorker: olol Jean |
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20:06.14 | Wormy | my favourite era, dunno why http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edwardian_era |
20:06.25 | The_Randomness | Hello again everyone |
20:06.31 | Hachi_ | dinna bbs |
20:06.39 | ImpyDroid | Wormy: http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Chav |
20:07.01 | Wormy | olol |
20:07.02 | Cyrannian_ | http://static1.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/d/de/PalenixPortrait.png - c |
20:07.34 | Monet | I'd say she looks quite pretty. |
20:07.59 | The_Randomness | Is that a pewpew gun in that waptor's hand? |
20:08.21 | Cyrannian_ | Indeed |
20:08.36 | The_Randomness | :D |
20:09.06 | Wormy | we need more of these http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Granny_gangs |
20:09.11 | ImpyDroid | I like her Imperial insignia |
20:09.52 | Cyrannian_ | It's a male |
20:09.59 | ImpyDroid | Hm |
20:10.00 | ImpyDroid | oh |
20:10.59 | ImpyDroid | Monet: Just curious. Why do Europeans think Russia is ultra-homophobic? |
20:11.04 | The_Randomness | I'll be semi-mostly-here for a little bit, making lunch right now. :> |
20:11.08 | ImpyDroid | well |
20:11.15 | Wormy | http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/UnNews:French_President_caught_cheating_on_mistress |
20:11.16 | ImpyDroid | Westerners |
20:12.14 | ImpyDroid | I was watching a video with lesbians in it and then one of the comments was something like "it's a pity they're criminals in Russia now" |
20:12.31 | Cyrannian_ | Wasn't there a ban on adults telling children that gay people exist? |
20:12.40 | ImpyDroid | And before you start asking questions, it was a music video |
20:12.53 | ImpyDroid | Cyrannian: I don't think so |
20:13.07 | Monet | I can imagien a lot of misinformed people still think that not muh has changed since the days of the USSR |
20:13.13 | Monet | much* |
20:13.35 | ImpyDroid | I myself learned that gay people exist at young age |
20:13.47 | Cyrannian_ | I mean a recent one, in the last few months |
20:14.09 | Monet | Wormy: Everyone knows about Nicolas Sarcozy's lovelife |
20:14.15 | Cyrannian_ | http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LGBT_rights_in_Russia#Bans_on_.22homosexual_propaganda.22 - This one |
20:15.14 | ImpyDroid | Yeah that |
20:15.32 | ImpyDroid | As far as I know it's more about gay parades and stuff, nobody will care about what you tell to your children |
20:15.34 | Monet | I think this is why people are saying this. |
20:16.27 | Monet | It doesn't surprise me that tabloids li the Daily Mail spin such legislation to sound like being gay is illegal i nRussia now. |
20:17.32 | ImpyDroid | We had a gay couple living next door and nobody complained; yes the public is more homophobic but that's just because Russia is somewhat less cultured in general |
20:21.20 | Monet | "boycott Vodka" |
20:21.35 | ImpyDroid | What kind of heresy is that |
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20:21.57 | Wormy | <Wormy> The Daily Mail is for angry old people. |
20:22.08 | Monet | Apparently there are international celebrities who want to boycott the consumption of Vodka outside of Russia |
20:22.47 | Wormy | They should fuck off for once |
20:22.55 | Wormy | They don't really care |
20:24.10 | ImpyDroid | We drink Martini, and we're not Italians |
20:24.21 | Wormy | And vodka is also a drink of various Eastern European countries. |
20:25.11 | Monet | Wormy: They want to ban Russian Vodka specifically |
20:25.14 | Wormy | It's like all the middle class people saying "ooh I won't drink for January" |
20:27.20 | Monet | I remember Russel Howard made a summary of the bulk of the Daily Mail's headlines |
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20:28.14 | Wormy | Hi |
20:28.23 | ImpyDroid | Monet: http://img9.joyreactor.cc/pics/comment/%D0%95%D0%B4%D0%B8%D0%BD%D0%B0%D1%8F-%D1%80%D0%BE%D1%81%D1%81%D0%B8%D1%8F-%D0%BF%D0%B5%D0%B4%D0%BE%D0%B1%D0%B8%D1%80-%D0%BF%D0%B5%D1%81%D0%BE%D1%87%D0%BD%D0%B8%D1%86%D0%B0-%D1%83%D0%B4%D0%B0%D0%BB%D1%91%D0%BD%D0%BD%D0%BE%D0%B5-172239.jpeg And speaking of which, that's the picture of one of the main anti-gay political activists in Russia |
20:28.23 | The_Randomness | Hello |
20:28.45 | ImpyDroid | The picture on the right looks... suspiciously faaaabulouuus |
20:28.46 | Monet | ...which one? |
20:29.09 | Monet | Which one's the gaybasher? |
20:29.46 | ImpyDroid | Both |
20:30.52 | Monet | Speaking of the Daily Mail just reminded me of a sketch from Russel Howard's good news. |
20:31.17 | Xho | I guess that means "Now" and "20 years ago" |
20:31.42 | The_Randomness | I was about to say that too. |
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20:32.08 | Monet | Some racist protestors whated to complain...something that was against blacks (can't remember) and the police blocked them off. According to the news "they turned on eachother". The joke came when Russel Howard impersonatd one of the racists. |
20:32.12 | Xho | And his name seems to be Vitali Solokhov |
20:32.18 | Monet | "You gave me a black eye! Now I have to hate my own eye!" |
20:32.22 | Xho | Wait no |
20:32.28 | Xho | Milokhov |
20:32.52 | Xho | I can't Russian |
20:32.54 | Xho | Or Ukranian |
20:32.58 | Xho | explodes |
20:33.04 | ImpyDroid | Milonov |
20:33.18 | Xho | Ah |
20:33.27 | Xho | Man my Cyrillic is going down |
20:33.32 | Ridley99 | O_O |
20:33.52 | Xho | So basically he's super homophobic |
20:34.14 | Xho | But 20 years ago was as camp as Karl Lagerfeld |
20:34.17 | Hachi_ | Milonov sounds gay |
20:34.26 | ImpyDroid | Monet: Uh? Thought you have less problems with racism than we do |
20:34.29 | ImpyDroid | ya |
20:35.05 | Monet | Here in the UK we have the British Nationalist Party. |
20:35.29 | Monet | Essentially the closest thing Parliamant has to a White Supremacist group |
20:35.32 | ImpyDroid | Isn't it proven that rampant homophobes are actually turned on more by their own gender statistically |
20:35.36 | Wormy | There is racism unfortunately, especially in less cultured areas. |
20:35.50 | Xho | Or UKIP |
20:35.54 | Xho | Who are closeted racists |
20:36.22 | Monet | BNP are pretty open about it |
20:36.28 | ImpyDroid | Hm technically we don't have racism in Russia because we only have Caucasians and Asians mostly |
20:36.46 | ImpyDroid | We have more problems with nationalism |
20:36.59 | Hachi_ | 'sia |
20:37.16 | Monet | http://www.thejc.com/files/imagecache/body_landscape/Nick-Griffin%2B24-05-10.jpg I like to thin kof this guy as "A human Pasty gone wrong" |
20:37.47 | ImpyDroid | Hachi_: Hm? |
20:37.49 | The_Randomness | lol |
20:38.23 | Monet | Out of all brits, Nick Griffin is considered the most racist. |
20:38.50 | Xho | Monet: And the most bankrupt hur |
20:39.03 | Hachi_ | How about Philip hur |
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20:39.14 | Monet | Okay Philip's worse. |
20:39.17 | The_Randomness | brb getting on desktop |
20:39.23 | Wormy_ | Do you think the media might be portraying the Romanians too negatively? |
20:40.02 | Monet | I think it was Frankie Boyle who once believed that Prince Phillip shall remain alive until he has insulted every nation on the planet though stereotyping. |
20:43.03 | Monet | Out of the political leaders I can remember, David Cameron is a robot, Gordon Brown's smile is so unnatural it kills fairies, Nick Griffin is a mega-racist, John Prescott is so large his falls have been known to cause 8.1 shockwaves on the richter scale and Nick Clegg is doomed to spend eternity humping Cameron's leg.e |
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20:43.42 | Monet | Thisis how we brits perveive our politicians |
20:43.44 | DrodoEmpire | hur |
20:44.11 | Wormy_ | political cartoons are the best |
20:44.14 | Monet | Oh yeah and Margret Thatcher was the Wicked Witch of the (south)west. |
20:44.41 | ImpyDroid | okay, since we talked about politicians, homosexuality and races |
20:45.07 | ImpyDroid | I'll probably make Serani's human form French-ish; she'll be a Manorian noble |
20:45.14 | Hachi_ | yey |
20:45.18 | Xho | Hachi_: http://www.loler.me/storage/4/1351507504.jpg |
20:45.24 | Hachi_ | And everybody knows that French nobles should have titanic tits |
20:45.38 | Hachi_ | Xho: Aye |
20:46.07 | Hachi_ | Mario Party however |
20:46.18 | Hachi_ | Well Mario Party makes you question who your friends really are |
20:46.38 | Wormy_ | http://i3.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article223960.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/david-cameron-and-nick-clegg-581678590-223960.jpg |
20:46.51 | DrodoEmpire | lol |
20:46.52 | Hachi_ | olol |
20:47.02 | Xho | oho |
20:48.11 | Monet | ...Does Spartian understand the meaning of the word "ban"? |
20:48.20 | DrodoEmpire | http://www.oscial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/chretien-strangle.jpeg - Former prime minister "Jean Poutine" here strangling a protester. Need I say more? |
20:48.32 | DrodoEmpire | Monet: Really though |
20:49.57 | Monet | I am getting annoyed by his "I've been here for a year so i'm one of the gang" attitude. |
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20:51.24 | Hachi_ | hai u fat fuk |
20:51.52 | Xho | God Soul Calibur Wiki is really run by children |
20:51.57 | Xho | I need to slap some sense into them |
20:51.57 | OluapPlayer | spu dam u |
20:52.01 | Xho | ups mad u |
20:52.36 | OluapPlayer | y u offline all day |
20:53.22 | OluapPlayer | hey look spartian posting as an ip |
20:53.25 | Xho | I work u dum |
20:53.27 | OluapPlayer | ~ban extension time~ |
20:53.35 | DrodoEmpire | Oluap: Please do. |
20:54.11 | DrodoEmpire | Not that it'll stop him; He apparently doesn't understand the word "ban". |
20:54.33 | Xho | "I sincerely hope you do not breed." - Me to Spartian |
20:55.30 | The_Randomness | gg spartian |
20:55.30 | Monet | Ouch |
20:57.15 | Xho | http://www.guitarguitar.co.uk/electric_guitars_detail.asp?stock=13051717402647&gclid=CKnbsLLHg7wCFY3LtAodnDIAsw On the other hand, someone buy this for me |
20:57.45 | DrodoEmpire | buys it and "forgets" to mail it |
20:57.56 | Xho | NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH |
20:58.02 | Xho | "At 53 BNA, however, the home city of the Knights of the All-Seeing was attacked by a currently unknown entity who slayed all the knights of the order one by one." |
20:58.07 | Xho | I guess Harbinger hur |
20:59.31 | OluapPlayer | It's unknown right now |
20:59.35 | OluapPlayer | So unknown not evne I know |
21:00.02 | Hachi_ | But you don't know a lot of things anyway |
21:00.50 | OluapPlayer | I don't know why you're so dum for example |
21:01.00 | Xho | schnap |
21:01.34 | OluapPlayer | “End your pain. Deliver your soul unto me!” |
21:01.38 | OluapPlayer | Norrigan - ur makin me red |
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21:02.47 | Xho | Janos - noh i maek u ded |
21:03.20 | OluapPlayer | Norrigan - silli boi |
21:03.30 | OluapPlayer | I forgot to mention Norrigan is quite possibly ghey |
21:03.48 | Hachi_ | As evidenced by Kanna's quote hur |
21:03.50 | Xho | Janos - i gon maek u guess cuz i not mortal |
21:04.07 | Xho | “I swear to the damned spirits that this guy stroked my ass. Been staring too much into the sun, I'd say.” - Headhunter Kanna |
21:04.12 | Xho | I got that as beating him in a fight |
21:04.16 | Xho | Well I was wrong |
21:04.35 | OluapPlayer | Norrigan - i'm GROSSLY INCANDECENT |
21:05.09 | The_Randomness | This is pretty awesome: http://imgur.com/a/Hdzxi |
21:06.49 | Xho | Makes me wonder whether Norrigan and Janos have fought |
21:07.15 | Monet | I remember the bottom scene |
21:07.22 | OluapPlayer | Monet: What's your name on GFWL? |
21:07.45 | Monet | One sec lemme check |
21:08.08 | Xho | It seems that Norrigan and Janos are complete opposites of each other hur |
21:08.32 | OluapPlayer | Norrigan - jolly cooperation! Janos - ASDGASDGASGSDFG |
21:08.45 | Xho | c |
21:09.09 | Xho | "Norrigan is trained in expert combat using a greatsword and shield combination" |
21:09.13 | Xho | Well he is pretty damn strong then |
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21:09.40 | OluapPlayer | Yes he is |
21:09.57 | OluapPlayer | Norrigan - I LIFT tea cups WITH ONE HAND |
21:10.01 | Xho | Janos - fite me irl fgt |
21:10.23 | TekDroid | :D I just got a conditional acceptance into one of the university programs I want. |
21:10.43 | OluapPlayer | Norrigan is a better Koluap equivalent on the fantasyverse than the Sea Witch |
21:10.56 | OluapPlayer | Except Koluap doesn't like men |
21:11.11 | Xho | Janos - i liek men women and children cuz der sawls all delishus |
21:11.20 | Xho | Up comes Norrigan with a "u meen cawk" joke |
21:11.28 | OluapPlayer | Norrigan - u meen cawk |
21:11.36 | Xho | Janos - ASGAHDGASDFAFA |
21:11.38 | Monet | OluapPlayer: Pass for now. |
21:11.56 | OluapPlayer | blah |
21:12.53 | OluapPlayer | I'm not going to make it explicit though, just implications |
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21:16.39 | Monet | I feel in the mood for RP. |
21:16.41 | The_Randomness | If you can think of anything, I would like to RP. :3 |
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21:19.21 | Wormy | If chrome keeps messing up IRC I'm going to have to go back to IE |
21:19.32 | The_Randomness | D: |
21:19.40 | The_Randomness | Anything but IE |
21:19.42 | Wormy | It's not working properly |
21:19.43 | The_Randomness | Use Firefox |
21:19.52 | Hachi_ | ^ |
21:19.55 | Xho | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Captain:Janos_Omegon Updated relations |
21:20.07 | The_Randomness | Firefox also has Chatzilla, which is an awesome IRC client. |
21:20.31 | OluapPlayer | Norrigan - u reely like me dont u |
21:21.02 | Xho | Janos - if u meen liek by want to eet den yes and not in dat way |
21:22.36 | Xho | I wonder what it's like to become unison with Janos' body |
21:22.41 | Xho | Not very nice I imagine |
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21:28.28 | Xho | Makes me wonder something also |
21:28.39 | Xho | Being undead, would Norrigan be able to see through disguises |
21:28.54 | Xho | i.e. spirits in disguise |
21:28.59 | OluapPlayer | Considering he is a spirit, I'd imagine so |
21:29.13 | Xho | Janos - well shit |
21:30.15 | OluapPlayer | I need to make him on spore |
21:30.32 | Xho | Does need a Janos vs Norrigan fight though |
21:30.37 | Xho | White Knight vs Black Knight |
21:30.52 | OluapPlayer | More like Gold Knight vs Black Knight hur |
21:31.02 | Xho | Janos - get wit da conventions u |
21:31.18 | Xho | Norrigan of Visonia, the Fabulous Knight |
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21:31.43 | Technobliterator | hii |
21:31.55 | The_Randomness | Hey Techno |
21:32.19 | Technobliterator | Xho: so I got two android games today. one was Final Fantasy VI...the other one was Soul Calibur |
21:32.19 | Xho | gud |
21:32.19 | The_Randomness | :O |
21:32.19 | OluapPlayer | So he can carry a greatsword with one hand and hurl thunderbolts Zeus-like |
21:32.23 | The_Randomness | FFVI is on mobile now? |
21:32.24 | OluapPlayer | Now that I think of it, he's kinda OP hur |
21:32.25 | The_Randomness | ermegerd |
21:32.30 | Technobliterator | yeah, it was just released today |
21:32.33 | Xho | Janos - no ur not lol |
21:32.33 | Hachi_ | ALL THE BRAVEST |
21:32.43 | Technobliterator | f>:( |
21:33.09 | Technobliterator | actually, The_Randomness, I don't think you'll be able to get it, it's just the Android release right now |
21:33.20 | The_Randomness | Aww |
21:33.41 | The_Randomness | Square Enix pls |
21:38.58 | OluapPlayer | I need a human model |
21:39.00 | Technobliterator | probably apple's fault as opposed to squeenix's |
21:39.00 | The_Randomness | Yeah |
21:39.00 | Technobliterator | after all, they make their app store ridiculously hard to release games on |
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21:39.00 | Xho | OluapPlayer: Make one hur |
21:39.00 | OluapPlayer | noh |
21:39.00 | OluapPlayer | Do you have a template or something |
21:39.01 | Technobliterator | there is one thing with this port though. At the start there's a typo, and Bigs says "espier", instead of "esper" |
21:39.01 | Xho | I do but it's not suitable for a fully armoured character |
21:39.01 | The_Randomness | hue |
21:39.01 | Hachi_ | The face would be concealed wouldn't it |
21:39.01 | OluapPlayer | Yes |
21:39.02 | Technobliterator | other than that I love it, though the graphics are different and people's opinions are divisive so far. but it's the best optimized port so far, there's so much production quality on that |
21:39.02 | The_Randomness | :o |
21:39.02 | The_Randomness | What are the graphics like? |
21:39.02 | The_Randomness | Is it like the FFV port? |
21:39.02 | Technobliterator | yep, it's the same graphical style as that |
21:39.02 | The_Randomness | Aww yes |
21:39.02 | Technobliterator | and I loved the FFV port |
21:39.02 | The_Randomness | Me too |
21:39.02 | Xho | Actually now that I see Janos does actually have flesh under his armour |
21:39.02 | Technobliterator | still yet to get every single achievement :c |
21:39.02 | Xho | Although it's all warped and demonic |
21:39.03 | Technobliterator | the FFVI one is based on the advanced version too. so Gilgamesh fight and bonus dungeon included |
21:39.03 | The_Randomness | :D |
21:39.03 | The_Randomness | ermegerd can't wait |
21:39.03 | Xho | Hachi_: Would the Caligaduro-cults in the Sovereign have Deiwos-shaped Caligaduro statues |
21:39.03 | Hachi_ | Probably |
21:39.03 | Hachi_ | Well |
21:39.05 | Hachi_ | I imagine they'd be interpreted differently among the cults |
21:39.05 | Technobliterator | gilgamesh is probably my favourite FF character along with Tifa |
21:39.05 | Xho | In that case their statues would probably look almost 100% like Janos then hur |
21:39.05 | Hachi_ | hur |
21:39.13 | The_Randomness | Heh, that just reminded me of FFV |
21:39.54 | Technobliterator | "Enough with the expository banter. Let's fight like men. And ladies! And ladies who dress like men! For Gilgamesh, it's morphing time!" |
21:39.56 | Technobliterator | :D |
21:40.00 | The_Randomness | ^ |
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21:40.02 | OluapPlayer | dumba |
21:40.05 | OluapPlayer | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Captain:Norrigan_of_Visonia chek nu char I mae |
21:40.05 | OluapPlayer | d |
21:40.05 | Wormy | I think it's my network |
21:40.05 | Technobliterator | hao u just notice i arrived |
21:40.05 | Technobliterator | dumbo |
21:40.10 | Xho | Cultist - ERMAHGERD CALIGADURO Janos - http://youtu.be/tgvjV6nq99k?t=5s |
21:40.16 | OluapPlayer | I noticed you since you just joined |
21:40.19 | OluapPlayer | I just wanted to talk to you now hur |
21:41.15 | Technobliterator | oh right fair enough |
21:41.21 | Technobliterator | Xho: in soul calibur i'll have to say that so far my favourite characters are taki and sophitia, and that Inferno is a bitch to fight |
21:41.21 | Xho | hur |
21:41.21 | Technobliterator | oluapplayer |
21:41.21 | Technobliterator | making a human fiction |
21:41.21 | Technobliterator | wat is dis |
21:41.23 | OluapPlayer | Human not affiliated with other humans |
21:41.36 | Hachi_ | Surprised you didn't find Talim to be your favourite |
21:41.41 | Hachi_ | Because Talim is kawaii |
21:41.53 | Technobliterator | is Talim even in the first one? |
21:42.02 | Xho | http://static2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120813170805/soulcalibur/images/b/bb/Soul-Calibur-V-inferno-cervantes1_003.jpg Pretty much Inferno in Soul Calibur V |
21:42.42 | Hachi_ | Oh wait, you got the first one |
21:42.44 | Technobliterator | haven't seen her, nor played against her in arcade |
21:42.44 | Technobliterator | yeah |
21:42.44 | Technobliterator | the first one is the only one available for android |
21:42.44 | Technobliterator | sophitia is ez mode character |
21:42.50 | Technobliterator | just mash buttons |
21:42.52 | Technobliterator | and they die |
21:43.22 | Technobliterator | OluapPlayer: hmm, that's interesting. for some reason I imagine him and my Tuolog guy being friends |
21:43.24 | Xho | Cervantes was the original Soul Edge wielder in the games |
21:43.29 | OluapPlayer | Norrigan is friends with everyone |
21:44.09 | Technobliterator | oh, he was? |
21:44.11 | Xho | Well chronologically it goes |
21:44.11 | Technobliterator | was siegfrend nightmare? |
21:44.11 | Technobliterator | that explains so much, cervantes is a fucking bitch to fight |
21:44.20 | Xho | Algol -> Arcturus -> Zasalamel -> Cervantes -> Siegfried as Nightmare -> Nightmare |
21:45.31 | Technobliterator | the first three I've never heard of |
21:45.45 | Technobliterator | wait, Zasalamel sounds familiar |
21:45.45 | OluapPlayer | bah Dark Injection masks are all evil-looking |
21:45.45 | Xho | Algol is the guy who created Soul Calibur |
21:45.45 | Xho | Arcturus is his son |
21:46.32 | Technobliterator | do you ever get to play as them? |
21:46.41 | Hachi_ | Only Algol |
21:46.48 | Monet | The way Two-Face alternates between sounding like normal Harvey and scarred Harvey you'd think that the damage to his body includes having half his larynx scarred |
21:46.53 | Xho | Arcturus is an NPC |
21:47.07 | Xho | You fight him as Algol which is kind of sucky for Algol hur |
21:47.12 | Xho | Although it's an apparition created by Zasalamel |
21:47.27 | Xho | Algol is the final boss for SC IV |
21:47.34 | Technobliterator | OH! |
21:47.36 | Technobliterator | I remember him now |
21:47.47 | Technobliterator | it was funny because I killed him with darth vader |
21:49.14 | Xho | Zasalamel is introduced in SC III |
21:49.36 | Xho | Still one of my favourite characters |
21:49.39 | Technobliterator | taki and sophitia I remember playing as in SC4 |
21:52.17 | Xho | My favourite character to play in SC III was Abyss though |
21:52.29 | Xho | His combos were hilariously frustrating for opponents |
21:52.54 | Hachi_ | *cough* Kilik *cough* |
21:53.18 | Xho | Kilik was poor |
21:53.19 | Xho | Just poor |
21:53.23 | Xho | I'm glad he's a mimic in SC V |
21:53.51 | Hachi_ | Kilik is spamtastic |
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21:56.08 | Technobliterator | kilik is a bitch to play against |
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22:03.36 | The_Randomness | Aww yes, finally found a nice extended version of the legendary encounter music from X/Y: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBm5UjoJpXA |
22:04.58 | The_Randomness | wormy pls |
22:05.31 | Wormy_ | listening |
22:05.51 | Wormy_ | it's alright. you know i never played pokemon |
22:06.03 | Wormy_ | I feel like the only one |
22:06.19 | The_Randomness | Oh, sorry |
22:06.27 | The_Randomness | I was referring to your constant disconnects |
22:07.17 | The_Randomness | And the subsequent creation of your clone |
22:07.41 | Technobliterator | you're not mate |
22:07.56 | The_Randomness | Well, he's been disconnecting frequently. |
22:08.05 | OluapPlayer | http://static1.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/9/9d/Norrigan_of_Visonia.png Praise Irisis! |
22:08.07 | Technobliterator | I never played it, despite it seeming like I damn well should have because JRPG and biggest FF fangirl on this wiki |
22:08.09 | The_Randomness | I was exaggerating a bit. |
22:08.16 | The_Randomness | techno pls |
22:08.22 | Technobliterator | though go to the FF wiki and there's tons of fangirls hur |
22:08.33 | Technobliterator | yeah but |
22:08.37 | Technobliterator | pokemon is nintendo |
22:08.49 | Technobliterator | yo no tengo un videojuego nintendo |
22:09.31 | The_Randomness | Lo necesitarás |
22:09.38 | OluapPlayer | chek my model u all it took me ages to make it |
22:10.03 | The_Randomness | Nice use of the robot parts |
22:10.12 | Hachi_ | OluapPlayer: Aye, I actually really like it |
22:10.22 | The_Randomness | Yeah, I like it too. |
22:10.32 | Hachi_ | It looks really nice, suitable for a good knight |
22:11.29 | OluapPlayer | yey |
22:14.27 | The_Randomness | Technobliterator: I can give you a load of suggestions for DS/3DS games if you ever get one |
22:14.29 | Hachi_ | OluapPlayer: https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/1609768_344510729023059_817742810_n.jpg Speaking of Norrigan being gay |
22:15.02 | Technobliterator | I'm totally considering a 3DS yeah, but I've no idea at this stage |
22:15.09 | The_Randomness | do eet |
22:16.18 | The_Randomness | If/when you do get one, Radiant Historia is a must-have DS game |
22:16.35 | Hachi_ | https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1/1522115_626775870722211_606889776_n.jpg Also have some Arin |
22:16.54 | OluapPlayer | hur first pic |
22:17.27 | Hachi_ | https://scontent-b-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/1528746_275424409275430_1646508246_n.png |
22:17.37 | OluapPlayer | Since I've never heard of Ross drinking, it seems like Jon is the only drunk Grump |
22:17.52 | Hachi_ | Danny doesn't drink? |
22:18.01 | OluapPlayer | He doesn't |
22:18.13 | OluapPlayer | Apparently it's because of a sickness or something along those lines |
22:18.21 | Hachi_ | Ah that's surprising |
22:18.30 | Hachi_ | Since Danny appears to be the wildest of the Grumps |
22:18.38 | OluapPlayer | So it's more like he can't drink |
22:18.42 | OluapPlayer | Arin doesn't drink out of choice |
22:18.53 | Hachi_ | And Ross is just boring hur |
22:19.02 | OluapPlayer | Goddamnit Ross |
22:19.17 | OluapPlayer | Danny's hair is wild for sure hur |
22:19.23 | Hachi_ | fank u |
22:20.16 | OluapPlayer | All you need is an homicidal ninja sidekick and you can be an official Sexbang |
22:20.39 | Hachi_ | https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/1531978_608181845904251_34730002_n.jpg |
22:20.50 | OluapPlayer | hur |
22:21.01 | OluapPlayer | I wonder if we'll ever seen Ninja Brian on the show |
22:21.39 | Hachi_ | Aye, although I reckon it seems unlikely |
22:21.47 | Hachi_ | Since we never saw Jaqcue on that show |
22:22.14 | OluapPlayer | Yeah but if Jacques was on the show it'd just be a second Jon |
22:24.46 | OluapPlayer | alright time to die to Havel again |
22:25.03 | The_Randomness | hue |
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22:44.07 | OluapPlaying | gah got him to half health and died |
22:44.10 | OluapPlaying | So close |
22:44.30 | Technobliterator | that's how I felt playing against blade wolf hur |
22:44.49 | Hachi_ | Blade Wolf is easy as fuck though |
22:45.02 | Technobliterator | not on normal difficult he isn't |
22:45.05 | Technobliterator | he's fucking retarded |
22:45.11 | Technobliterator | but on easy mode he is a pisstake |
22:45.20 | Hachi_ | In comparison to the other bosses |
22:45.27 | Hachi_ | He's a pisstake in general |
22:45.41 | Monet | I skipped Easy and while I found him hard at first, he got easier once I knew what I was doing |
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22:47.06 | Technobliterator | no |
22:47.12 | Technobliterator | in normal mode he is retarded hard |
22:47.21 | Hachi_ | No you're just bad hur |
22:47.33 | Technobliterator | he is retarded |
22:47.35 | Technobliterator | he jumps around |
22:47.38 | Technobliterator | and with no assist |
22:47.41 | Technobliterator | it is impossible to parry |
22:48.12 | Hachi_ | How far are you into the game? |
22:50.09 | Technobliterator | currently on some mission where there are tons of camera |
22:50.10 | Technobliterator | s |
22:50.23 | Technobliterator | factory thingy |
22:50.24 | Hachi_ | Ah the lead-up to Mistral's fight |
22:50.29 | Technobliterator | yeah |
22:50.30 | OluapPlaying | YES |
22:50.32 | OluapPlaying | I killed Havel |
22:50.35 | Hachi_ | yey |
22:50.42 | Hachi_ | Now get to a bonfire quickly |
22:51.12 | Technobliterator | figthing her now |
22:51.26 | Hachi_ | Technobliterator: You're gonna scream when you fight Monsoon, Sam, Sundowner, the big bad, hur |
22:51.45 | Technobliterator | I can take them now, it's just blade wolf was a pisstake on normal |
22:52.42 | Monet | Monsoon WILL be a pain if you struggled with Blade Wolf. |
22:52.59 | OluapPlaying | Monsoon is the hardest of the bunch for sure |
22:53.12 | Technobliterator | I killed Blade Wolf first time in easy |
22:53.22 | OluapPlaying | Only one harder than Monsoon is the big bad |
22:53.30 | Hachi_ | And Sam hur |
22:53.39 | OluapPlaying | I didn't find Sam hard |
22:53.43 | Hachi_ | I did |
22:53.54 | Hachi_ | Retarded camera angles for the most part hur |
22:53.54 | OluapPlaying | Note I played on Easy hur |
22:54.14 | Monet | My first playthrough was on normal |
22:54.18 | OluapPlaying | So now that I killed Havel, wat do |
22:54.21 | Monet | You guys are all pansies |
22:54.27 | OluapPlaying | aye |
22:54.32 | Hachi_ | I played on hard ;-; |
22:54.41 | Hachi_ | Which is why it took me ages hur |
22:54.41 | OluapPlaying | At least I'm progressing on Dark Souls hur |
22:54.47 | OluapPlaying | Just you wait until you fight Havel |
22:54.55 | Monet | I have an excuse |
22:54.56 | Technobliterator | how the fuck do you parry on anything that isn't easy mode |
22:55.14 | OluapPlaying | Just so you have an idea |
22:55.17 | Monet | skill :V |
22:55.18 | OluapPlaying | His armor is made of pure rock |
22:55.24 | OluapPlaying | And he uses a dragon's tooth as a club |
22:56.26 | Monet | I've faced scarier-looking |
22:57.04 | OluapPlaying | Hachi_: wat do after hivil |
22:57.59 | Hachi_ | I dunno look up a guide hur |
22:58.06 | OluapPlaying | bah ur useless |
22:58.09 | OluapPlaying | UESLESS |
22:58.31 | Technobliterator | god i love this game's soundtrack |
22:59.54 | Technobliterator | oh well i'm off now |
22:59.56 | Technobliterator | byee! |
23:00.09 | The_Randomness | Which game? |
23:01.03 | Hachi_ | Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance |
23:05.04 | Wormy | https://www.middleeastmonitor.com/blogs/lifestyle/9136-iranian-man-goes-60-years-without-a-bath |
23:08.33 | OluapPlaying | Well, I just met the Capra Demon |
23:08.38 | OluapPlaying | It's as bad as I heard |
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23:12.33 | Wormy_ | Hachi_ You must see this XD http://ptos.moderntoss.com/ |
23:13.21 | Hachi_ | I like this already XD |
23:14.07 | Wormy_ | "Two cunts in a piss factory" |
23:30.36 | OluapPlayer | Hachi_: this guy just described how it would be if Dark Souls II got a loud announcer screaming the title with a japanese accent |
23:30.38 | OluapPlayer | "DAAAALLLKKKK SSSOOOUURRRRSSSS TTOOOOWWWWWEEEEHHHH" |
23:30.52 | Hachi_ | ohgodlol |
23:35.16 | OluapPlayer | Hachi_: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mkVVBC0_Pk not sure if I've shown you this yet |
23:35.42 | Hachi_ | Barry~ <3 |
23:35.59 | OluapPlayer | You can now see Barry suffering <3 |
23:42.41 | OluapPlayer | One thing I forgot to mention about the fight with Havel is that Panda suggested me to remove all my armor for extra mobility and to dodge like crazy |
23:43.04 | OluapPlayer | So the fight was less Chosen Undead vs Havel and more Havel vs hyperactive starving monkey person |
23:43.32 | Hachi_ | olol |
23:43.43 | OluapPlayer | Like holy shit I'd never stop jumping around |
23:44.15 | OluapPlayer | I'm still nervous of that fight, I gotta take a rest hur |
23:44.39 | Hachi_ | Geezush |
23:44.46 | Hachi_ | Havel must have been terrifying |
23:45.18 | OluapPlayer | Considering how fast the camera moved, Havel ended up getting of my view several times |
23:45.34 | OluapPlayer | So I was like "FUCK TURN BACK" |
23:45.51 | OluapPlayer | Also he did hit me once but a miracle must have happened because I survived |
23:46.54 | OluapPlayer | So I was 1) at low HP 2) against an enemy far away from the bonfire 3) jumping around like a crack addict 4) with a jittering camera |
23:46.58 | OluapPlayer | didn't feel good man |
23:47.15 | Wormy_ | I see that Spartian got banned again |
23:47.23 | OluapPlayer | Yes |
23:47.33 | Wormy_ | And again, he tried to evade it |
23:47.45 | OluapPlayer | Yup |
23:47.53 | Wormy_ | It;s a mockery of our rules and even our patience |
23:50.00 | Hachi_ | What kind of makes me feel mad is that he actually had the nerve to ask to lift the ban according to his conditions |
23:50.22 | OluapPlayer | That was just more reasons to extend it hur |
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23:58.21 | Hachi_ | I personally dunno what he has against me |
23:58.24 | Hachi_ | I'm a nice guy |
23:58.27 | Hachi_ | Right |