00:00.21 | Xho | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PJ3fGMgGgY Have some 8-bit Meshuggah |
00:00.51 | OluapPlayer | Imma go on spore do stoof before I forget to again |
00:01.22 | Xho | I've got to redo that Abyssus map AGAIN |
00:01.23 | Xho | FOK DIS |
00:01.32 | Tek0516Droid | That's just the one continent (not even 100% of it too) and it's over half of earth... |
00:02.21 | Xho | That being said civilisation has existed a good 95,000 years longer than ours |
00:02.41 | Xho | And I think travel and communications is a damn sight better than ours |
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00:08.41 | DrodoEmpire | hey, everyone. |
00:08.48 | Hachi__ | Hai |
00:08.48 | OluapPlayer | ~kidnap Hachi__ |
00:08.49 | infobot | ACTION drives up in a non-descript white van, jumps out, shoves Hachi__ in the back, and drives off. |
00:09.33 | Xho | Hachi__: Look at mah nu map dam u |
00:10.54 | Hachi__ | nao dat looks gud |
00:11.12 | Hachi__ | Loving that we have rivers and more islands |
00:11.39 | Xho | I don't see any rivers |
00:12.20 | Hachi__ | Then what's that seperating the east from the mainland |
00:12.20 | Tybusen | You know it actually has some resemblance to Europe |
00:12.47 | Xho | Nothing hur |
00:12.49 | Xho | You mean the west right |
00:12.51 | OluapPlayer | it is dik |
00:13.00 | Hachi__ | yeh west |
00:13.12 | Tybusen | The big islands in the west look like Britain and Ireland, the mainland looks like France, Germany, Italy, and parts of Russia |
00:13.18 | Xho | Those are two separate continents |
00:14.40 | Xho | If a river was that big |
00:15.00 | Xho | You could probably fit the entirety of the M3 in the space between that |
00:15.32 | Tybusen | Are the infoboxes on the Wiki broken for anyone else? |
00:15.41 | OluapPlayer | "This site is experiencing technical difficulties." |
00:15.42 | OluapPlayer | NO |
00:15.55 | OluapPlayer | Motherfucker I was just gonna upload the new Kimorgos |
00:16.06 | Xho | no ham 4 u |
00:16.11 | Tybusen | Wikia and their goddamn new Wiki skins |
00:16.21 | DrodoEmpire | Tybusen: Yeah. |
00:17.54 | OluapPlayer | http://filesmelt.com/dl/CRE_Kimorgos-10cc531a_ful.png c |
00:18.34 | Xho | dat left foot |
00:18.51 | OluapPlayer | is a mutation |
00:20.35 | OluapPlayer | Hachi__: c dis |
00:21.06 | Hachi__ | Damn that looks great |
00:21.11 | Hachi__ | I love his new design |
00:21.16 | Xho | But yeah dat is gud |
00:21.23 | OluapPlayer | No more T-rex arms |
00:24.19 | Xho | https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1476190_10151733476250448_1321881846_n.jpg Hachi's second catchphrase |
00:24.38 | OluapPlayer | olol |
00:24.50 | Hachi__ | ohgod |
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00:27.44 | Hachi__ | I feel like making a Medusa figure for the Fantasyverse |
00:27.54 | Xho | Caligaduro - lol |
00:28.05 | Xho | Just put a dress on The Serpent |
00:28.07 | Xho | There we have it |
00:28.25 | Hachi__ | I was gonna make her related to Serpent somehow hur |
00:29.22 | OluapPlayer | <PROTECTED> |
00:29.39 | Xho | Atrocius - boolsheet |
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00:30.54 | Wormyphone | Hi |
00:31.31 | OluapPlayer | Full-power Kimorgos is actually 16 meters larger than Atrocius |
00:31.45 | Wormyphone | I know Nelson Mandella was a great man but Im sick of the media frenxy already |
00:32.02 | Xho | Atrocius - hory shet |
00:32.35 | Wormyphone | Two programs I wanted to watch were replsced by documentaries |
00:32.37 | DrodoEmpire | Wormyphone: Better then the news going on about some cocaine-addicted Mayor. :P |
00:32.54 | Hachi__ | Wormyphone: Nelson Mandela and the Paul Walker dominate the media now |
00:33.06 | OluapPlayer | Which is why you don't let Kimorgos go full-mode |
00:33.17 | Wormyphone | Or Nigellia Lawson who took crack twice |
00:33.19 | Hachi__ | Kimorgos - Meth. Not even once. |
00:33.30 | OluapPlayer | wut |
00:34.50 | Wormyphone | Also he wasnt a saint, I heard people who worked for him took money from charities and he knrw it |
00:35.26 | Hachi__ | I also hear Nelson Mandela was an ex-con |
00:35.33 | Xho | hur |
00:35.37 | OluapPlayer | ok skyrim tiem |
00:35.38 | Xho | r u stoopid son |
00:36.25 | Wormyphone | Of course the media chooses to be oblivious |
00:37.21 | Hachi__ | Media always goes for the bad stuff unless it involves politicians and celebrities |
00:39.01 | Monet | Mandela's time in prison, if anything, is one of the hallmarks of his life. If you believe the media |
00:39.05 | Wormyphone | I wanted to know about the aftermath of thst great storm last night. eople died, but all there eas in the news was Mandela |
00:39.38 | Xho | Sure it's sad that Mandela died but British people don't like to linger on to things |
00:39.45 | Xho | And now I must sleep cause I'm doing things tomorrow |
00:39.56 | Xho | Make sure you leave all Koldenwelt map chats to Sunday when I can do things about it |
00:40.04 | Xho | If not I will slap a bitch in half |
00:40.29 | Wormyphone | Goodnight |
00:41.36 | Hachi__ | You're probably gonna slap a bitch in half regardless |
00:41.41 | Hachi__ | By throwing a chainsaw down the stairs |
00:41.44 | Hachi__ | Naked |
00:42.41 | Wormyphone | Lol |
00:43.49 | Wormyphone | Hachi Been watching Celebrity Get me out of here? |
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00:44.20 | Hachi__ | A little bit |
00:44.23 | Hachi__ | I don't like the cast |
00:44.28 | Hachi__ | Well, the remaining cast |
00:44.53 | Wormyphone | Amy looked pretty hot crawling through snake and eel tank |
00:44.53 | AdmiralPanda | I just got ten days uninterrupted in X-COM |
00:44.56 | AdmiralPanda | aliens, please |
00:44.59 | AdmiralPanda | wat |
00:45.03 | AdmiralPanda | I'm sorry, wat |
00:45.12 | AdmiralPanda | Hachi__ did you mind-meld with Wormy or something? |
00:45.28 | Hachi__ | I'll admit, Amy did look like she belonged in a porno during that part |
00:45.54 | Wormyphone | Someone fetch Panda a link |
00:45.54 | Hachi__ | But she looks like she belongs in a porno for the most part anyway, she always has her breasts dangling out of her vest |
00:46.10 | Wormyphone | Indeed |
00:47.43 | Wormyphone | She shows off and fakes it abit when she shouts imi |
00:47.46 | Wormyphone | imo |
00:48.04 | Hachi__ | Definitely |
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00:53.03 | OfficerJackal | Hello! |
00:53.47 | DrodoEmpire | Hello |
00:53.50 | Wormyphone | Howdy ho |
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01:07.23 | Tek0516Droid | Hello |
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01:09.18 | Wormyphone | Hi |
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01:29.41 | Tybusen | Dumputer blue-screened |
01:29.57 | Tybusen | Don't know why |
01:35.59 | TekDroid | I had that happen a few weeks ago. |
01:42.57 | Wormyphone | Bye |
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01:59.21 | DrodoEmpire | test |
02:05.18 | OfficerJackal | DrodoEmpire: Pretty late but still reasonable so why not Loud and Clear! |
02:05.28 | DrodoEmpire | hur |
02:05.35 | OfficerJackal | XD Derp. |
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03:04.59 | Hachi__ | So this is quiet |
03:05.25 | DrodoEmpire | Hm. |
03:05.51 | OfficerJackal | Yeah... |
03:06.13 | TekDroid | Hey |
03:06.47 | DrodoEmpire | clatters pots and pans together, plays Dubstep out of massive speakers, and shoots a pistol in the air to make a bit more noise. |
03:07.57 | OfficerJackal | 2 loud :<. |
03:07.59 | OfficerJackal | XD |
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04:49.56 | OfficerJackal | Bye! |
05:12.08 | TekDroid | pulls put a sniper rifle and fires a headshot at OfficerJackal |
05:12.30 | TekDroid | Oh, wait. XD |
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05:54.46 | Hachi__ | hai Imp |
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05:56.28 | Imperios | Hqi |
06:01.24 | Hachi__ | dum |
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07:30.19 | AdmiralPanda | hello all |
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09:15.06 | Ghel | Hello. |
09:17.29 | Tybusen | Hello |
09:19.09 | Liquid_Ink | GHELAE! |
09:19.18 | Liquid_Ink | eats Ghelae's eyelashes |
09:19.19 | Tybusen | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Tybusen_Intergalactic_Allied_Federation/Language/Tybusenic Now featuring the honorific system |
09:19.56 | Tybusen | Aeo Angrydroid Ghel Hachi__ Liquid_Ink TekDroid look at nu page section |
09:20.24 | Ghel | looks at nu page section |
09:20.38 | Tybusen | Oh and BTW Ghel, has Wormy seen my addition to the Station Halcyon preview? |
09:20.52 | Ghel | I don't know. I've seen it, though. |
09:21.44 | Tybusen | What'd you think of it? |
09:22.07 | Ghel | I'm not the best person to ask for opinions like that. But it seemed fine to me. |
09:33.33 | Tybusen | Night all |
09:34.17 | Liquid_Ink | Goodnight |
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09:50.28 | Liquid_Ink | Hello |
09:51.36 | Imperios | Hi |
09:52.34 | Ghel | Hello. |
09:53.21 | Liquid_Ink | How are you? |
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09:56.23 | Liquid_Ink | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/File:NewKoldenweltTestMap.png So Xho put this forward as suggestion? |
10:09.13 | Imperios | Ya |
10:10.03 | Liquid_Ink | What are your thoughts on it? |
10:10.32 | Imperios | I really like it |
10:12.53 | Liquid_Ink | So do I, although I'm not sure why the Phfiion Empire's island had to be split in two, and I feel the mountains in the desert need to be more accentuated. |
10:17.51 | Ghel | Of course, the entire continent is apparently half the size of the entire Earth: http://static4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20131206212905/spore/images/c/c6/KoldenweltEarthcomparison.png |
10:19.14 | Liquid_Ink | I think Xho just really likes to make things big |
10:21.24 | Hachi__ | That should be obvious by this point |
10:23.29 | Liquid_Ink | I think the continent should only really be the size of Asia |
10:23.49 | Imperios | Same |
10:25.00 | Ghel | I originally intended it to be of roughly Eurasia size. |
10:26.22 | Hachi__ | I get the feeling that Xho maybe didn't think this out so well |
10:26.31 | Ghel | Of course, Xho isn't one of the official fantasyverse administrators, so you could argue that it's not his decision anyway. :P |
10:27.04 | Imperios | Indeed |
10:27.08 | Imperios | I AM |
10:27.32 | Imperios | I hereby retcon the size of Koldenwelt to... what do you think is better? |
10:27.40 | Imperios | Eurasia-sized or Asia-sized? |
10:27.57 | AdmiralPanda | big |
10:28.26 | Liquid_Ink | Asia would do just fine |
10:28.39 | Liquid_Ink | Wait, is Koldenwelt the continent or the planet? |
10:28.45 | Ghel | The continent. |
10:28.45 | Imperios | Planet |
10:28.48 | Ghel | Oh, okay. |
10:29.01 | Imperios | But we are talking about its main continent |
10:29.02 | Hachi__ | We don't have a name for the continent |
10:29.07 | Hachi__ | We just call it Koldenwelt |
10:29.10 | Hachi__ | Or the mainland |
10:29.15 | Ghel | Okay, so we're talking about the continent. |
10:29.35 | Ghel | Perhaps we should come up with a name for it now, to avoid further confusion. |
10:31.01 | Liquid_Ink | Maybe the continent should be Koldenwelt and the planet is Greater Koldenwelt |
10:31.27 | Ghel | Yeah, we could just rename the planet instead. |
10:31.38 | Hachi__ | Well in-universe the planet is usually referenced as "Isiris" |
10:31.51 | Hachi__ | At least by my guys :D |
10:32.38 | Hachi__ | Well, no, it's not used to reference the planet |
10:32.39 | Hachi__ | It's more the Fantasyverse version of the hypothetical Gaia superentity |
10:33.04 | Ghel | As for the size of the continent: the size of Eurasia by surface area, and the size of Asia if you overlay the two maps, are quite similar, since Europe can just fill in the gap in the westen Pacific Ocean beneath the eastern tip of Russia (if we're looking at the projection on Xho's comparion map). |
10:35.32 | Ghel | The only problem with renaming the planet is that a few pages will have to be renamed and some links may have to be changed. |
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10:36.30 | Hachi__ | Ah just keep it Koldenwelt |
10:36.30 | Hachi__ | I imagine most inhabitants of the main continent wouldn't know that Koldenwelt is spherical or has other continents anyway |
10:37.04 | Liquid_Ink | It is most obviously banana shaped |
10:39.53 | Ghel | I guess the Archipelago should be expanded to include the other islands in the area. Arbor Vitae's tribe just lived in a special small part of the Archipelago. |
10:46.36 | Ghel | Also, I think it'll be easier to keep the page for Koldenwelt at Planet:Koldenwelt, rather than moving it to Planet:Isiris/Koldenwelt, because even if Koldenwelt is just the continent, I imagine it will be referred to more often than the planet itself. |
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11:02.56 | Ghel | Hello. |
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11:05.07 | Ghel | Hello. |
11:05.15 | Catface | Hi. |
11:05.44 | Catface | gives Ghel a kitten and a bottle of orange juice; extra pulp |
11:05.54 | Hachi__ | hai u |
11:05.58 | Catface | Hi. |
11:06.01 | Catface | pokes |
11:06.04 | Catface | I dunno. |
11:06.20 | Catface | I'm in a good mood and I have time so I'm editing fiction. |
11:06.25 | Ghel | lets the orange juice outside and drinks the kitten |
11:06.48 | Catface | Gonna try to write the next section if this if anyone cares. http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Ulmaria_Insurrection |
11:07.20 | OluapPlayer | Hachi__: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgCtrROKc1A |
11:07.52 | OluapPlayer | Hachi__: Also http://imgur.com/a/Kpvgt/ and http://imgur.com/a/kSw1s we titan now |
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11:10.34 | Ghel | Hello. |
11:10.58 | Catface | Hi. |
11:11.08 | Catface | What have you silly people been up to, by the way? |
11:11.35 | Hachi__ | OluapPlayer: Wait, is that guy in the glasses Eren's dad? |
11:11.56 | OluapPlayer | Looks like a random soldier to me |
11:11.56 | Liquid_Ink | We have been discussing Xho oversizing Koldenwelt |
11:12.35 | Imperios | Ya |
11:12.41 | Catface | Ghel: If you were a rock would you be stoned all the time? |
11:13.28 | Ghel | I don't even know how to respond to that. |
11:13.29 | Hachi__ | Pastor Nick had his nails ripped out |
11:13.31 | Hachi__ | That's harsh |
11:13.40 | Imperios | Hachi__: did you receive my message about Koldenwelt? |
11:13.55 | Hachi__ | What message was this? |
11:14.27 | Catface | OluapPlayer: <3 http://i.imgur.com/NT8n1NR.jpg |
11:14.32 | Imperios | Thw etymology of the word Koldenwelt |
11:14.59 | Hachi__ | Ah, no |
11:15.07 | Hachi__ | Koldenwelt: Hanji's hands are pixelated |
11:15.13 | Hachi__ | I'm guessing she's swearing |
11:15.19 | Hachi__ | Or making rude gestures |
11:16.19 | Catface | Hachi__: http://i.imgur.com/xOp1oEH.jpg |
11:16.34 | Hachi__ | olol |
11:17.34 | Imperios | The name "Koldenwelt" is based on two words: "Koldun", Russian for "sorcerer", and "welt", German for "world" |
11:17.42 | Imperios | So, sorcerer world |
11:17.43 | Hachi__ | Ah I see |
11:18.00 | Imperios | So I think we should keep it as the name of the planet |
11:18.34 | Hachi__ | OluapPlayer: Also what's Historia's background? I heard it's very important, how is she linked to the Wall Cult? |
11:18.49 | OluapPlayer | Stop pinging me I'm reading hur |
11:20.30 | Catface | Hachi__: Have you got around to watching GoT? |
11:20.37 | Hachi__ | Not yet |
11:21.22 | Catface | You let down the whole world. |
11:21.34 | Catface | Even Varg is sad at you. |
11:21.47 | Hachi__ | At least Varg isn't that guy from Lost Prophets |
11:21.59 | Imperios | Tell Varg to go die in a church fire |
11:22.32 | Catface | He'd probably he honored to die destroying a Church. |
11:24.33 | OluapPlayer | Hachi__: Historia's background is on the chapter you dum |
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11:25.43 | Hachi__ | Damn, Historia's past is messed up |
11:27.43 | OluapPlayer | Also Hanji's hands are blurred because this is a 4chan translation and they're weird people like that |
11:28.10 | Hachi__ | hur |
11:29.41 | Imperios | Anyway, I am going to green the new Koldenwelt map to death now |
11:29.55 | OluapPlayer | stahp |
11:30.20 | Liquid_Ink | Green to death? |
11:30.36 | Imperios | Seriously though, I'll actually make human territory smaller |
11:30.49 | Liquid_Ink | As in colour it a more vibrant green than the mint green it is now or add Empire of Man territory? |
11:31.05 | Hachi__ | Needs more Sovereign territory |
11:31.15 | Imperios | Ya |
11:31.23 | Imperios | I actually know where could I put elves |
11:31.37 | Hachi__ | I imagine the elves are varied in their territories |
11:31.38 | OluapPlayer | Speaking of which |
11:31.42 | OluapPlayer | Shouldn't it be Sovereignty? |
11:31.55 | Hachi__ | Too long hur |
11:32.04 | OluapPlayer | Worst excuse |
11:32.15 | Imperios | We could put their territory on the western shore of the northern sea, so that they cpuld interact with humies |
11:32.43 | Hachi__ | I think "Sovereign" is a valid term for a civilization |
11:32.59 | Hachi__ | Like "Confederate" or "Royal" |
11:33.23 | OluapPlayer | I imagine these being names you give for the ruler, not the civ |
11:34.14 | OluapPlayer | Imperios: http://static3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20131207105305/spore/images/0/0c/Kimorgos.png and http://static4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20131207105416/spore/images/3/3f/KimorgosFull.png c |
11:34.41 | Ghel | In those examples, the word would describe the civilisation, like "Royal Elf Kingdom", "Confederate Elvish Confederacy", etc. |
11:35.03 | Imperios | Wow, now he's badass |
11:37.29 | Hachi__ | Well, Dryadali = a corruption of "dryadalii", which I'm assuming would be the Old Tongue plural for elves, and Sovereign = god or godhood, which suggests supremacy |
11:38.20 | Hachi__ | Although the Dryadali Sovereign isn't actually too caught up in its own superiority over others |
11:38.30 | Hachi__ | Collectively they're nice people hur |
11:39.23 | OluapPlayer | ur dum regardless of the word used |
11:39.34 | OluapPlayer | Now i'm gonna make Earath |
11:51.55 | OluapPlayer | http://static4.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/5/59/Earath.png baw |
11:52.22 | Imperios | Fus ro dah |
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11:56.31 | Jepardi | Hi |
11:57.18 | Ghel | Hello. |
12:02.46 | Hachi__ | "My mission is to find a mission for myself." hao bout total pimp lord |
12:03.49 | OluapPlayer | nasti |
12:04.16 | Hachi__ | For some reason I can imagine some wealthy Merovar having prostitutes/concubines |
12:04.53 | OluapPlayer | concubines |
12:04.54 | OluapPlayer | wut dat |
12:05.01 | Hachi__ | Basically unmarried wives |
12:05.35 | Hachi__ | In a more basic sense, free prostitutes |
12:05.50 | OluapPlayer | Yesterday when I played Skyrim, Sheogorath mentioned Argonian concubines |
12:05.54 | OluapPlayer | dis is awkward |
12:06.07 | Hachi__ | olol |
12:06.46 | OluapPlayer | Turns out dragons really are immune to the Wabbajack |
12:06.50 | Hachi__ | Oh bugger |
12:06.53 | OluapPlayer | And that Frost Dragon was still there |
12:07.07 | Hachi__ | You should make it your mission to kill that Dragon |
12:07.15 | Hachi__ | Instead of those Mudcrabs hur |
12:07.28 | OluapPlayer | I just called Odahviing and he killed it for me hur |
12:07.30 | Imperios | Hachi__: I think Merovar are polygamous |
12:07.52 | Hachi__ | Considering that they're from Koldenwelt's Middle East, I can imagine Merovar being polygamous |
12:08.02 | OluapPlayer | I also found a giant fighting a dragon |
12:08.07 | OluapPlayer | The giant bitch-slapped the dragon to death |
12:08.07 | Hachi__ | Who won? |
12:08.11 | Hachi__ | Geezush |
12:08.18 | Hachi__ | Titans vs Dragons hur |
12:08.26 | OluapPlayer | fok |
12:08.39 | Hachi__ | Dragon wins because Titans only kill humans hur |
12:08.59 | Hachi__ | Well, they kill horses but only eat humans |
12:09.24 | OluapPlayer | They kill horses to get to the humans |
12:09.31 | Hachi__ | But do you know how hard it is to kill a horse in Skyrim |
12:09.46 | Hachi__ | I saw a horse bash a Dragon to death with its hooves |
12:09.50 | Hachi__ | Also, Connie calling the Ape Titan "Monkey Trouble" made me laugh |
12:10.19 | OluapPlayer | That was the translator |
12:10.30 | OluapPlayer | He doesn't call him Monkey Trouble in the original language |
12:10.57 | Hachi__ | Right hur |
12:11.05 | Hachi__ | I can tell the translator had fun hur |
12:12.16 | Imperios | Hm |
12:12.58 | Imperios | So far the Empire of Man has FantasyGermany, FantasySpain/Italy, FantasyIndia/Arab Khalifate, and FantasyRussia/Scandinavia |
12:13.09 | Imperios | Is it enough or should we add more nations |
12:13.15 | Hachi__ | Wouldn't hurt to add more |
12:13.24 | Hachi__ | But leave some for the elves |
12:13.53 | Hachi__ | Then again it's maybe likely that the humans in some areas adapted after observing the native elvish races |
12:14.15 | OluapPlayer | Go work on Klaxxa instead of humans you |
12:14.18 | Hachi__ | So we could theoretically have two FantasyIndias/Arab Khalifates with varying aspects and traits |
12:14.33 | Liquid_Ink | Fantasy Bulgaria! |
12:15.16 | Hachi__ | Since the Lagosi have become FantasyInuits/Japan |
12:15.18 | Hachi__ | I might make a pure FantasyJapan bunch of elves for the Sovereign |
12:16.47 | Imperios | Erves |
12:17.49 | Imperios | Dunno, right now the Empire has elements of most major human civilisations sans East Asia and Mesoamerica |
12:18.08 | Imperios | So MAYBE there could be an East Asian human nation |
12:19.56 | Imperios | Actually wait, I know what to do |
12:20.12 | Imperios | But I need to talk to Wormy though |
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12:25.53 | OfficerJackal | Hello! |
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12:30.24 | Ghel | Hello. |
12:41.10 | OluapPlayer | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Captain:Earath got a bit done |
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12:46.33 | dino__ | hello |
12:46.37 | dino__ | how is everyone doing |
12:47.34 | Ghel | Hello. I'm okay; how about you? |
12:49.10 | AdmiralPanda | I'm making my D&D party cry |
12:49.51 | dino__ | @ Great to hear!! Me as well! I am decorating the chirstmas tree :D |
12:54.38 | Hachi__ | WHAT A TWIST |
12:54.45 | Hachi__ | Didn't know Vixaatus killed his parents |
12:54.52 | Hachi__ | I was under the impression the Khep did |
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12:56.44 | OluapPlayer | Khep were going to but Vixaatus just killed everyone like "quit fightin' in ma lawn" |
12:57.05 | Monet | Hi |
12:57.31 | Ghel | Hello. |
12:57.57 | Hachi__ | You know |
12:57.58 | Hachi__ | If Vixaatus breathes sand |
12:57.59 | Hachi__ | His enemies must die incredibly painfully |
12:58.31 | Hachi__ | Sandstorms pretty much tear apart people caught in them and eviscerate flesh, organs, etc |
12:58.57 | Technobliterator | oh hey |
12:59.00 | Technobliterator | the crew is nearly here |
12:59.03 | Hachi__ | No |
12:59.23 | OluapPlayer | Yes it's veyr painful |
13:09.42 | OluapPlayer | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Captain:Earath page is dun |
13:15.42 | Hachi__ | "Earath is practicing to eventually obtain more Sand Drake magic powers, such as their powerful sand breath. " |
13:15.43 | Hachi__ | Earath - POCKET SAND |
13:15.48 | OluapPlayer | aye |
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13:24.45 | Imperios_ | OluapSkyrim: http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/File:Lord_Protector_Arken-Lak.png Dere gave your Klaxxa |
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13:25.04 | OluapSkyrim | dat pose |
13:25.38 | Imperios_ | He turned out a bit vampiric |
13:26.20 | AdmiralPanda | So I've almost killed a party member in the very first session |
13:27.29 | Imperios_ | Now for Lekren-Lax, I'll try to make a pith helmet for him |
13:32.04 | Imperios_ | Should I give him a monocle too or would that be too cheesy? |
13:32.18 | AdmiralPanda | funny thing is I'm not actually trying to kill them |
13:32.20 | AdmiralPanda | they're just dying |
13:32.58 | Ghel | Imperios_: He doesn't need that much poshness. He's not a Basileus, after all. |
13:33.33 | Imperios_ | Well, the Klaxxa are the Fantasyverse equivalent of the British Empire |
13:35.10 | Hachi__ | I'd say a monocle could work |
13:36.39 | AdmiralPanda | god damnit these people just won't get knocked out |
13:36.52 | AdmiralPanda | I'm not actually trying to kill them, they're just dying |
13:37.00 | Hachi__ | hur |
13:37.27 | AdmiralPanda | I'm serious, I've sent an entire small army of people that can knock them out, but they're refusing to get knocked out |
13:38.24 | Monet | Now that's soem willpower |
13:38.46 | AdmiralPanda | the problem is they're actually dying |
13:38.52 | AdmiralPanda | one of them has one health left until he dies |
13:39.05 | AdmiralPanda | the other could die if the boss looks at him funny |
13:42.43 | Monet | Lek' pose is cool Imperios |
13:43.49 | Monet | I feel lik playing Skyrim but my laptop will cry t the spec demands |
13:43.55 | Monet | at* |
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13:46.23 | Monet | Hi |
13:46.24 | Ghel | Hello. |
13:46.34 | AdmiralPanda | ngh god damnit I'm going to have to pull DM shenanigans |
13:46.46 | Cyrannian | Hello! |
13:46.53 | AdmiralPanda | this is literally the first session of this campaign and they're already messing things over by being too good at dying |
13:47.18 | Monet | Okay, I can either make pics for Minos'Drakon or play Arkham City so I can face the Joker's lair while it's still daylight.outside |
13:49.28 | Imperios_ | Hi |
13:50.05 | Monet | http://cloud-4.steampowered.com/ugc/703982671759412015/5482DE26C0D0E80743C2703394A6AA25593DCC50/ I like the quote for this building |
13:52.04 | Monet | http://d1l3luowul8a0f.cloudfront.net/slir/w800-h600/sitipiu/ft/6/0/601362731904.jpg it's even more beautiful on the inside!!!!!!!! |
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13:56.05 | Imperios_ | Looks like that gallery in Rome |
13:56.41 | Monet | You're close, this building is in Florence. |
14:01.59 | Imperios_ | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/File:Lekren-Lax.png I am the very model of a modern Klaxxa alchemist |
14:02.23 | Hachi__ | noic |
14:03.08 | dino__ | oh nice klaxxa |
14:04.16 | Monet | I'm off to play Arkham city |
14:04.51 | dino__ | @Oluap: Oh that Atrocius guy looks awesome!!!!! |
14:05.02 | OluapSkyrim | Thanks |
14:10.01 | MonetGaming | Playing Civ V has reminded me of one thing I loved about the series: It is oozing with history and philosophu |
14:10.07 | MonetGaming | philosophy* |
14:10.20 | MonetGaming | Take the quote in that picture I linked, for instance |
14:10.36 | Imperios_ | Ya |
14:10.43 | Imperios_ | Okay, here's a problem with my sister |
14:11.15 | Imperios_ | She asked me to make a story where Rainbow Dash would be the prince and Fluttershy would be the princess and RD would save FS and then they'd marry |
14:11.29 | Imperios_ | ...how should I tell her that there is something wrong with her idea? |
14:11.34 | AdmiralPanda | who says they can't both be princesses? |
14:11.42 | AdmiralPanda | and who says they can't get married? |
14:12.07 | Imperios_ | >and who says they can't get married? |
14:12.09 | Imperios_ | She's 4 years old hur |
14:12.11 | Imperios_ | As in, my sister |
14:12.14 | Hachi__ | And? |
14:12.42 | Imperios_ | Oh, so it's like that in Western countries |
14:12.55 | Imperios_ | Goddamn my Russian conservative upbringing :P |
14:13.15 | Imperios_ | Well, Russian with a dash of East Asian |
14:13.22 | Hachi__ | Well, it's not like that everywhere |
14:13.22 | Hachi__ | I just don't see what's wrong with exposing homosexuality to children |
14:13.36 | Hachi__ | Homosexuality isn't erotica |
14:14.17 | Cyrannian | Isn't telling children that gay people exist illegal in Russia? |
14:14.43 | Imperios_ | I don't think it's enforced |
14:14.50 | Imperios_ | At least as far as family is concerned |
14:14.55 | Imperios_ | We aren't THAT homophobic |
14:14.56 | Hachi__ | Didn't Russia undergo a Great Gay Purge or something? |
14:15.26 | Imperios_ | Hachi__: Well it was TECHNICALLY illegal in the USSR but gay people existed |
14:15.46 | Imperios_ | Especially in my city, Saint-Petersburg has quite a lot of gays hur |
14:16.00 | Hachi__ | Fabulous |
14:16.43 | Cyrannian | Well there are some to claim that 1 out of 10 people are LGBT |
14:17.52 | Hachi__ | Under that logic |
14:17.52 | Hachi__ | Imperios_ would be gay hur |
14:18.03 | Imperios_ | hur |
14:20.18 | Imperios_ | Most people I know in Russia (those who are at least somewhat educated at least) don't mind gays as long as they don't flaunt their homosexuality, I believe |
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14:29.11 | dino__ | oh |
14:32.25 | AdmiralPanda | well, I had to pull two Gandalfs but the party stayed alive |
14:32.52 | Ghel | How much of the party? |
14:33.06 | AdmiralPanda | all of it |
14:33.10 | AdmiralPanda | because I pulled DM magic |
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15:08.03 | Technobliterator | test |
15:08.05 | Technobliterator | oh coo |
15:08.06 | Technobliterator | l |
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15:09.54 | Patriot868 | Hello |
15:11.11 | Ghel | Hello. |
15:11.55 | Patriot868 | Anything new going on? |
15:13.34 | Ghel | Not that I know of. |
15:15.22 | TekDroid | Hello |
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15:33.33 | dino__ | have to go again |
15:33.34 | dino__ | bye |
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15:38.30 | Imperios_ | http://static3.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/3/37/KoldenweltOrient.png Okay, here's what I have so far |
15:39.01 | Hachi__ | y sovvies so small |
15:39.48 | Imperios_ | That's their border territories |
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15:53.35 | Technobliterator | needs xho |
15:54.23 | Imperios_ | OluapSkyrim: http://static3.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/3/37/KoldenweltOrient.png |
15:55.41 | OluapSkyrim | Looks good |
16:01.29 | TekDroid | "HERE BE AUSSIES"? |
16:02.07 | OfficerJackal | Da fuq lol. XD But yeah, looks good. |
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16:03.40 | TekDroid | Yeah, looks good. |
16:03.45 | OfficerJackal | Hey! |
16:03.51 | Cyrannian | Hello! |
16:03.53 | Ghel | Hello. |
16:05.33 | TekDroid | Hello |
16:06.03 | Hachi__ | Ghel: Droppin Darkspore into your fiction I see |
16:08.36 | Ghel | Yeah. Liquid Ink decided to make a reference to the Darkspore having been in the Sombrero Galaxy, so I decided to expand on that idea. |
16:09.27 | TekDroid | Wow... Wikia has managed to even screw up tge desktop version on mobile devices. |
16:09.32 | Hachi__ | Should we be keeping our Darkspore articles? |
16:09.33 | Hachi__ | If so, shouldn't we expand on them? |
16:11.20 | Ghel | I know I brought up this discussion... quite a few months ago. |
16:11.52 | Imperios_ | Рш |
16:11.55 | Imperios_ | Hi |
16:12.14 | Imperios_ | TekDroid: I dunno why but I associate the Shiarchon with Australia |
16:12.23 | Ghel | I suggested deleting them, because DarksporeWiki has much more detail on them all, but another suggestion was to merge DarksporeWiki with SporeWiki (with the permission of DarksporeWiki's users, of course). |
16:13.25 | Hachi__ | I wouldn't be against a merging action |
16:15.07 | Ghel | I'd suggest that somebody who is in favour of such a merge, and can come up with a convincing argument in favour for it, should talk to the DarksporeWiki admins about it, because if they don't want to merge, then that option is out of the question. |
16:15.21 | Ghel | Conversely, if they can be convinced, then we might be able to go through with it. |
16:16.17 | Hachi__ | Although there may be a problem; we may not be able to contact the admins |
16:16.19 | Hachi__ | The Darkspore wiki appears pretty abandoned |
16:16.37 | Monet | What have I missed? |
16:16.50 | TekDroid | All the more reason in favour, IMO |
16:17.52 | Ghel | That could be a problem for contacting them. If the wiki is truly abandoned, of course, you can contact Wikia and ask to adopt the wiki, and merge it into SporeWiki. |
16:18.21 | Hachi__ | This would give us reason to work on the mainspace again |
16:18.30 | Cyrannian | Why don't we just forcefully annex them? |
16:18.32 | Hachi__ | And do something about those stagnant Darkspore articles we already have |
16:18.36 | Ghel | Here's the recent activity: http://darksporegame.wikia.com/wiki/Special:RecentChanges?days=30 |
16:19.00 | Ghel | Just for reference. |
16:19.43 | Hachi__ | Judging from the activity at least one admin is active |
16:20.21 | Hachi__ | His most recent edit to any wiki was two days ago on the WARFRAME one |
16:20.34 | Ghel | He might be able to respond if you contact him. |
16:20.56 | Hachi__ | Maybe but I feel nervous about talking to strangers ;-l |
16:21.01 | Hachi__ | ;-;* |
16:21.50 | Ghel | Then you need to find someone else who thinks they could convince the DarksporeWiki admin. |
16:22.47 | Hachi__ | I think he's the only active admin there so consensus shouldn't be much of a probelm |
16:23.27 | Hachi__ | I'm just wondering if this community supports the idea of merging |
16:23.59 | Ghel | I'll support it if it's done properly. No mess left at the end of it. |
16:24.50 | Cyrannian | Oh! I can be persuasive! |
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16:26.00 | TekDroid | I'd definitely be in favour of a merge. It is all but dead at this point. |
16:27.20 | Hachi__ | Cyrannian: Would you wanna contact the admin then? |
16:27.30 | Hachi__ | I was going to do it unless somebody else favours it |
16:27.56 | Cyrannian | I would be happy to. It might also bring more activity here. |
16:29.01 | Hachi__ | https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/988388_373446372798809_198357207_n.png My God |
16:29.23 | Hachi__ | Cyrannian: Well judging from the activity of the Darkspore Wiki I kind of doubt the latter |
16:29.27 | Hachi__ | But who knows |
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16:30.44 | OluapPlayer | dangit |
16:31.24 | Hachi__ | OluapPlayer: https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/988388_373446372798809_198357207_n.png |
16:31.27 | Cyrannian | ugh you're back |
16:31.47 | OluapPlayer | stomps on Cyrannian's foot |
16:32.06 | OluapPlayer | Hachi__: They look like baby birds asking for food |
16:32.30 | Hachi__ | That is exactly what one person commented on the Facebook post hur |
16:35.48 | OluapPlayer | Oh god your steam name |
16:36.32 | Hachi__ | huehuehue |
16:36.55 | Monet | http://www.avaaz.org/en/no_champagne_for_monsanto_loc/?slideshow Monsanto are at it again |
16:40.31 | Monet | This makes me wonder now if it is a smart thing of the DI to have trade moguls and CEOs running its chamber of commerce. |
16:41.02 | Monet | wait wrong term |
16:42.02 | Monet | There's an arm of the Grand Senate that organises and manages the Imperium's economy, i'm just wondering if it is wise for them to have CEOs, tycoons and trade moguls on that council |
16:42.02 | Imperios_ | http://static1.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/c/cf/Matriarch_Drytkw%C3%A9n-Yinre-Lax.png Have a hawt female Klaxxa |
16:42.39 | Hachi__ | I'd tap |
16:43.14 | OluapPlayer | Atrocius - unf unf unf |
16:44.33 | OluapPlayer | http://static3.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/e/ed/Clothovera_Moirai.png previous picture was too happy so I broke her hur |
16:45.34 | Imperios_ | You know, Monet |
16:45.43 | Hachi__ | dat expression |
16:45.49 | Imperios_ | Could I try to make a Klaxxa/Draonoggr hybrid in Spore? |
16:46.00 | OluapPlayer | nasti |
16:46.49 | Monet | I'm not sure if they could exist but i'm interesting to see what that would look like. |
16:46.55 | Monet | interested* |
16:46.58 | Hachi__ | It's Fantasy |
16:47.02 | Hachi__ | Sure it can exist hur |
16:47.04 | Imperios_ | Monet: Well Klaxxa females are pretty large |
16:47.14 | Hachi__ | Make it a female hybrid so Hachi can insert wiener |
16:47.32 | OluapPlayer | rite i'll make a Caxildiz-Merovar hybrid girl for him |
16:47.44 | Imperios_ | Fishyfish |
16:47.50 | Imperios_ | Fishomander |
16:50.02 | Hachi__ | dat just bizarre |
16:50.12 | OluapPlayer | ur a racist |
16:50.16 | Hachi__ | noh |
16:51.14 | Hachi__ | Merovar with Caxildiz concubines |
16:51.15 | Hachi__ | Must enjoy his sushi raw |
16:51.32 | OluapPlayer | Skeleton sushi |
16:51.56 | Hachi__ | hao dat even |
16:52.31 | OluapPlayer | cus Caxildiz are skeletal doods |
16:52.51 | Hachi__ | i tought deyz fishys |
16:53.07 | OluapPlayer | They are but their limbs are completely skeletal |
16:53.29 | Hachi__ | So would that mean they have bone vaginas |
16:53.37 | OluapPlayer | dun make sens dat |
16:54.00 | OluapPlayer | Caxildiz reproduction is probably something even the greatest scholars of Koldenwelt can't wrap their minds around |
16:54.29 | Hachi__ | Well, some species of fish simply lay their eggs and have males bukkake over them to fertilize them |
16:54.37 | OluapPlayer | nasti |
16:54.39 | Hachi__ | Somehow I can imagine Caxildiz doing that hur |
16:54.57 | OluapPlayer | Sea Witch - dis y i burned dem before |
16:55.32 | OluapPlayer | Need something to do |
16:59.17 | Imperios_ | Hachi__: Not some, almost all of them |
16:59.20 | OluapPlayer | baw sumone do fikshun wit me |
16:59.24 | OluapPlayer | I'm bored |
16:59.31 | OluapPlayer | And I don't feel like Skyrim'ing right now |
16:59.38 | Imperios_ | We could work on Kimorgos |
16:59.49 | Monet | Draconizane Stuff? |
17:00.08 | OluapPlayer | I can do that |
17:00.15 | OluapPlayer | Not sure what's there to work on Kimorgos |
17:00.37 | Imperios_ | Well we intended to work more on his past |
17:00.51 | Imperios_ | Monet: http://static2.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/e/ef/Draoklaxxa.png |
17:01.02 | OluapPlayer | What else do you want to add to it |
17:01.07 | Monet | AH...might need 1/2 an hour to 45 minutes, I need to get some shopping |
17:01.16 | Hachi__ | Give it tits and I'd tap it |
17:01.27 | OluapPlayer | And I'd call the police |
17:01.51 | Hachi__ | google me |
17:01.52 | Hachi__ | da law duz nawt apply 2 me |
17:02.02 | Monet | Imperios_: If it inherits the Draonoggr's inability to stop growing that would be a scary thing to stand up against. |
17:02.05 | Imperios_ | Ah Hachi Hachi Hachi |
17:02.07 | Imperios_ | Hachi Hachi Hachi |
17:02.33 | Hachi__ | y u hachi'n me |
17:03.15 | OluapPlayer | Hachi__: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3v6Kurn0HLk |
17:03.54 | Hachi__ | ohgod |
17:04.25 | Imperios_ | OluapPlayer: I proposed that he could be the military leader of the Serenity Empire back in the Outworld that possessed the corpse of a dragon and fused with him when he became undead |
17:04.32 | Imperios_ | To provide himself with a powerful body |
17:04.47 | Monet | Admittedly though Imperios_ I can see that being of a high-ranking Klaxxa Dragonsworn. |
17:04.55 | OluapPlayer | I don't remember you proposing that |
17:05.03 | OluapPlayer | All I can remember is the Outworld having a king as a military leader |
17:06.06 | Hachi__ | I feel like napping |
17:06.09 | Hachi__ | BUT I SHALL STAY AWAKE |
17:06.16 | Hachi__ | ...Well maybe |
17:06.19 | OluapPlayer | y u keep sleeping during the day |
17:06.49 | Hachi__ | cuz i haz fuk'd sleepin pattern an i a sleepy buni |
17:06.50 | Imperios_ | Monet: Could work |
17:06.59 | Hachi__ | Also it's dark at this time of day and I have no light |
17:07.05 | Hachi__ | Thus the dark makes me sleepy |
17:07.16 | OluapPlayer | turn your lamp on hur |
17:07.21 | Hachi__ | wat lamp |
17:07.36 | Hachi__ | no lamp, no litebulbs |
17:07.37 | Hachi__ | just compooter screen |
17:07.39 | OluapPlayer | Does your room not have a light? |
17:07.44 | Monet | Right my plan: I quickly head to the shops to stock up (which could take maybe 30 minutes hopefully, don't need much) then if Hachi is still awake we could do Draconizane stuff |
17:07.59 | Hachi__ | My lightbulb went out months agi |
17:08.01 | Hachi__ | ago* |
17:08.07 | Hachi__ | Hasn't been changed since |
17:08.14 | OluapPlayer | Talk about lazy |
17:08.28 | Hachi__ | Well I don't know whether the light is on or off |
17:08.32 | Imperios_ | I have no light |
17:08.35 | Imperios_ | AND I MUST SLEEP |
17:08.36 | Hachi__ | I don't want to electrocute myself |
17:08.39 | OluapPlayer | screw dis I'm gonna go be an animu |
17:08.54 | Hachi__ | yeh u go fap 2 watamote |
17:09.00 | OluapPlayer | psst |
17:09.02 | OluapPlayer | shush |
17:09.07 | Hachi__ | Ohgod |
17:09.09 | Hachi__ | Police tiem |
17:09.53 | Cyrannian | http://static2.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/f/fd/OrbispiranMandatorSenator.png - c |
17:10.08 | OluapPlayer | u stop with all these c's |
17:10.26 | Imperios_ | Dat dress |
17:11.27 | Hachi__ | "yo hao bout u git down on ur knees an do an impact" "git fuk'd" "im tryin c" |
17:13.42 | Hachi__ | I wonder if Anteddy and Libra's relationship had ever gone so far as to produce a child |
17:13.53 | Hachi__ | Anteddy's kid would be one smug bastard I imagine |
17:14.29 | Monet | No wonder he was interested in Kezoreg. |
17:15.44 | Hachi__ | I can't imagine Hachi's kid |
17:15.53 | Hachi__ | I honestly can't imagine Hachi with kids hur |
17:16.18 | Monet | Right I have to go. |
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17:16.50 | Monet | Also Hachi you shouldn't get electrocuted if the switch for your light is pointing dowwnwards |
17:16.57 | Hachi__ | rite |
17:17.03 | Ghel | I imagine that Hachi's children would be rabbits. Not humanoid rabbits. Actual rabbits. Somehow. |
17:17.21 | Hachi__ | That would be both cute and extremely bizarre |
17:18.01 | Monet | Reminds me of how the cat-people in doctor who are kittens when they're infants |
17:18.14 | Hachi__ | Khajit are also born kittens |
17:18.41 | Hachi__ | Future Hachi is like the ultimate pimp in the entire universe yet I don't see Hachi ever looking after any children of his own |
17:18.42 | Hachi__ | Oh well, that may change when I make him more mature |
17:18.50 | Monet | Fridge logic when you realise that woman in the New Earth underground gave birth to about nine kittens |
17:18.57 | Ghel | Those cat-people are probably where I subconsciously got the idea from. |
17:19.02 | Hachi__ | hur |
17:19.24 | Ghel | But kittens are probably easier to give birth to than babies. |
17:20.03 | Hachi__ | I don't imagine the gestation period is any easier |
17:20.19 | Hachi__ | Nor the actual sex if you've ever seen a cat penis |
17:20.35 | Imperios_ | It's spiky, isn't it? |
17:20.41 | Hachi__ | Yeah, it has barbs |
17:20.51 | Hachi__ | Designed to scrape out sperm and semen from previous males |
17:20.59 | Hachi__ | Because female cats are whorish |
17:22.10 | Ghel | Hopefully for that woman, cat-person penises five billion years in the future are somewhat different. |
17:22.41 | Ghel | Ah, the conversations you get into on the internet. |
17:23.01 | Hachi__ | First time I've seen Ghelae talk about penises, admittedly |
17:23.08 | Hachi__ | Aren't I just infectious |
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17:32.05 | Imperios_ | Hachi__: Well TBH, humans aren't THAT different in that regord |
17:32.06 | Imperios_ | regard |
17:32.09 | Imperios_ | Nor is their biology |
17:32.39 | Hachi__ | I'd say when you're comparing cat dick to human dick it's a fair bit different |
17:34.41 | Hachi__ | I myself would prefer a human dick inside of me than a human-sized cat dick |
17:34.53 | OluapPlayer | What the fuck is going on here |
17:35.22 | OluapPlayer | I can't look away for a few minutes and now everyone is talking about cat penis |
17:35.55 | OluapPlayer | Oh well time to look away again hur |
17:35.57 | Hachi__ | Don't be such a pussy |
17:37.32 | Hachi__ | http://lotg.deviantart.com/art/Tyrannosaurus-Wrex-254114332 Still makes me giggle |
17:38.13 | Hachi__ | Right, I'm gonna go sleep for a bit |
17:46.57 | Imperios_ | Hachi__: gn |
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18:16.21 | Imperios_ | Okay I am going to spice up Klaxxa names somewhat |
18:16.42 | Imperios_ | I'll state that the short names they use most of the time are shortened versions of their actual names, which will be both longer and more British |
18:16.48 | Imperios_ | Hm |
18:17.23 | Imperios_ | Do you think that I could make their surnames start with "O'" (yes I know it is Irish and not British) |
18:20.44 | Monet | Well if you use it in the Irish context, then that means the Klaxxa in question is part of a clan. |
18:21.09 | Imperios_ | Klaxxa have clans and/or households, I believe |
18:22.27 | Monet | Hmm true |
18:25.56 | Imperios_ | Then again, I am going to give that surname to Arken-Lak |
18:26.51 | Imperios_ | Who's the Lord Protector |
18:27.30 | Imperios_ | And according to TVTropes the Irish don't like the real LP, so that'd be weird |
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18:28.18 | Imperios_ | Hi |
18:33.30 | Technobliterator | awww |
18:33.33 | Technobliterator | no MA today then :( |
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18:35.59 | TekDroid | Hello |
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18:37.28 | Monet | Can we do Draconizane stuff now? |
18:37.43 | OluapPlayer | Hachi is asleep |
18:37.48 | Monet | dam |
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18:43.19 | TekDroid | Lol, I just read one rant which included that Fox News wasn't right-wing enough for them. XD |
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18:57.23 | Wormy | Hello |
18:58.18 | Wormy | So whats been happening on the wiki this week |
19:00.15 | Wormy | Hachi__ This eldritch thing found itself on the news http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijjLzzUKpSc |
19:00.51 | Wormy | Marine biologists haven't identified it |
19:03.52 | Wormy | One suggested it was something called a salp, but they arely ever enter areas of human activity |
19:08.27 | Wormy | Is it me or does the wiki's text seem different? |
19:12.28 | Imperios_ | Hi Wormy |
19:12.37 | Imperios_ | We have activised the Fantasyverse recently |
19:12.39 | Wormy | hello |
19:12.51 | Ghel | Hello. |
19:12.57 | Wormy | Brilliant, I plan to become more engaged in it soon |
19:13.01 | Wormy | Hi there |
19:13.10 | Imperios_ | Xho is remaking the geographical map while I work at the political map |
19:13.25 | Imperios_ | http://static3.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/3/37/KoldenweltOrient.png Look what I made |
19:13.30 | Imperios_ | It has your territories in it |
19:13.50 | Wormy | Thanks, I was worried they might get excluded due to my laziness |
19:14.03 | Imperios_ | I see quite a lot of potential in them |
19:14.27 | Imperios_ | Since they are close to the Empire of Man, the two (three) nations count interact |
19:14.31 | Wormy | Yeah, nice work on the map |
19:15.13 | Imperios_ | Especially since they're humans and Imperials are generally Nazis so they would like to form connections with fellow pink monkeys |
19:16.55 | Wormy | Indeed |
19:17.08 | Imperios_ | Besides, we already have fantasy counterparts to Germany, Russia/Scandinavia, Spain/Italy and India/Middle East/North Africa. We only miss East Asia to form the traditional Old World and Islanders seem to be based on China |
19:17.15 | Wormy | They might be interested in the Islander's defenses too |
19:17.54 | Imperios_ | Actually I have an idea: the Empire and the Islanders are allies but contact between the two is sporadic because their territories are divided by hostile forces |
19:18.12 | Imperios_ | And both Imperial and Islander humans attempt to alleviate this |
19:19.22 | Imperios_ | Wormy: http://static1.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/c/cf/Matriarch_Drytkw%C3%A9n-Yinre-Lax.png I also made a cute female Klaxxa :3 |
19:20.07 | Wormy | Its great that they have four legs |
19:20.16 | Wormy | Makes them stand out more |
19:22.17 | Imperios_ | Yes, female Klaxxa are generally larger than males |
19:22.26 | Imperios_ | And less humanoid |
19:22.26 | Imperios_ | They're as intelligent though |
19:25.06 | Imperios_ | http://static2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20131207132409/spore/images/4/4c/Lord_Protector_Arken-Lak.png And that's the Klaxxa leader |
19:25.51 | Imperios_ | I intended for him to look like a dandy; a cunning, deceitful dragon dandy |
19:25.59 | Imperios_ | *I wanted him |
19:26.43 | Wormy | He looks posh |
19:28.27 | Imperios_ | What do you think Technobliterator? |
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20:13.41 | Wormy | What a nanny state |
20:14.02 | Wormy | You have to be 18 and above to purchase party poppers and christmas crackers |
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20:24.58 | Ghel | Hello. |
20:30.08 | Monet | Hi |
20:32.03 | Wormy | I wonder if Asimo robots should still exist in the 28th century |
20:32.17 | Wormy | Super-intelligent of course |
20:33.51 | Ghel | Some sapient computer programs might choose them as retro body designs. |
20:35.54 | Monet | Like how some humans want to live in old houses? |
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20:36.35 | Ghel | Hello. |
20:36.35 | OluapPlayer | spu |
20:36.47 | Ghel | Monet: Yes, for example. Or wear old-fashioned clothes. |
20:36.48 | Xho | Oh god |
20:36.49 | Imperios_ | Hi |
20:36.56 | Xho | I see people editing the Koldenwelt map |
20:36.58 | Xho | What did I say |
20:37.03 | Xho | About no discussions without me |
20:37.10 | Imperios_ | Xho; it's a concept, damit |
20:37.28 | Imperios_ | That and it's an independent page |
20:37.30 | Imperios_ | *file |
20:37.47 | Xho | betta b |
20:37.53 | Xho | Anyway I guess everyone likes that new map |
20:38.35 | Xho | rite |
20:38.43 | Ghel | I can't see any major problems. I've updated the Archipelago page to take into account the way that the islands of the area (does that bay have a name yet?) are arranged. |
20:38.46 | Imperios_ | That and I am technically in charge of the Fantasyvverse |
20:38.57 | Imperios_ | Me and Ghel |
20:39.03 | Imperios_ | http://static3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20131207153811/spore/images/3/37/KoldenweltOrient.png Speaking of which what do you think of the map |
20:39.36 | Imperios_ | Hm |
20:39.48 | Xho | Technically in charge but I am probably the most active in building the entire world of it |
20:39.50 | Xho | rite |
20:39.51 | Xho | k |
20:39.59 | Xho | Anyway |
20:40.15 | Xho | I see no problem although you missed out the Névari territories |
20:40.22 | OluapPlayer | I just finished the Dawnguard storyline |
20:40.23 | Imperios_ | I was not sure where to add them |
20:40.28 | OluapPlayer | Final boss was pretty annoying |
20:40.30 | Imperios_ | Also, look at the bottom of the picture |
20:40.34 | Xho | Anywhere along the coast |
20:40.43 | Wormy | If being the founder is being in charge then I own the fiction universe now Captian Zaco is ded |
20:40.47 | Xho | North coast |
20:41.09 | Xho | I think ownership of fiction universes isn't the right thing to talk about |
20:41.10 | Imperios_ | Mind you, I am *technically* in charge, I am not a powermonger AND I am also lazy |
20:41.21 | Imperios_ | So yeah nobody owns the universe |
20:41.28 | Imperios_ | Anyway |
20:41.34 | Xho | That being said I don't want to toot my own horn but I have done a shitload of things for both universes hur |
20:41.39 | OluapPlayer | I own everything, get off mah lawn |
20:41.48 | Ghel | Dino is also listed as a founder/administrator on the fantasyverse page. |
20:41.59 | Imperios_ | Gimme a title a highly ranked (but not actually a member of the royal family) noble could have in the British Empire |
20:42.02 | Imperios_ | The longer, the better |
20:42.20 | Imperios_ | Preferrably a female title |
20:42.25 | OluapPlayer | Tophattus Gigantus |
20:42.39 | Xho | Hm |
20:42.57 | Monet | Dutchess is one of the highest non-royal titles |
20:43.13 | Wormy | Army, the Church? Land owner? |
20:43.18 | OluapPlayer | baw if Hachi was here we could do Inferno stoof |
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20:43.36 | Xho | Marquise is a female title |
20:43.48 | Imperios_ | Wormy: Hm |
20:43.52 | Imperios_ | Land owner |
20:44.02 | Ghel | Or "Marchioness", according to Wikipedia. |
20:44.03 | Wormy | What about Baroness? |
20:44.05 | Xho | Or that |
20:44.10 | Monet | Well the real highest was probably "Viceroy and Governor-General of India" |
20:44.15 | OluapPlayer | Xho: http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Captain:Earath chek |
20:44.45 | Imperios_ | Hm |
20:44.50 | Wormy | Duke > Marquess > Earl > Viscount and Baron. |
20:44.59 | Wormy | I think |
20:45.04 | Imperios_ | Duchess then |
20:45.08 | Imperios_ | Hm, India |
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20:45.15 | Xho | IN THEIR TONGUE HE IS EARATH, SANDDRAKEBORN |
20:45.38 | Imperios_ | Javina - GET OFF OUR LAWN U UNTERMENSCH DRAGONS |
20:46.04 | Imperios_ | Also Xho http://static2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20131207132409/spore/images/4/4c/Lord_Protector_Arken-Lak.png |
20:46.05 | OluapPlayer | Vixaatus - shup nazi |
20:46.54 | Xho | Imperios_: Splendid ol' chap |
20:47.18 | Imperios_ | http://static2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20131207135906/spore/images/f/f1/Lekren-Lax.png Also this |
20:47.24 | Imperios_ | I am the very model of a modern Klaxxa alchemist |
20:47.26 | Xho | Imperios_: Splendid ol' chap^2 |
20:47.41 | Xho | Right I will begin remapping the territories on Koldenwelt in a second |
20:47.43 | OluapPlayer | Tallyho |
20:47.58 | Xho | I will say now that the westernmost continent will remain empty because it's a new continent |
20:48.22 | Monet | Wait...isn't that where the Everwinter highlands is? |
20:48.35 | Xho | The Everwinter Highlands are on the eastern continent |
20:48.35 | Imperios_ | One thing before you start Xho |
20:48.43 | OluapPlayer | When you add the Dark Caxildiz territory, make it like 3 times smaller than the size you put on the original map |
20:49.02 | Xho | Actually I'd ought to redo the entire regions before I redo the territories |
20:49.25 | Imperios_ | Keep the colouration mapping on a separate layer (set the layer type to "Scattered Light" or something) and then save both the xcf and the png file |
20:49.31 | Imperios_ | This way we could edit the map more easily |
20:49.49 | Xho | Png files don't save as layers though |
20:50.00 | OluapPlayer | how ogre |
20:50.05 | Imperios_ | Xho: >then save both the xcf |
20:50.07 | Imperios_ | read dum u |
20:53.57 | Monet | SOmeone beep me if I am needed or wanted |
20:54.01 | Imperios_ | There should be more universe crossovers, IMO |
20:54.11 | Imperios_ | Noncanon probably but still it'd be funny |
20:54.15 | Imperios_ | For example |
20:54.23 | Xho | OluapPlayer: Which island is Sprak Island |
20:54.24 | Imperios_ | Empire of Man meets Basileus |
20:54.36 | Wormy | I think the Sci-fiverse-Fantasyverse connections should stay mysterious |
20:54.49 | OluapPlayer | Hold on lemme check the map |
20:55.48 | Wormy | Lol imagine the AI Netspace firing a thunderbolt straight through Koldenwelt not bothered that it was in the way |
20:55.51 | Imperios_ | The universe cannot hold the sheer amount of racism inside one place and implodes |
20:55.52 | OluapPlayer | There's a bunch of islands in there |
20:55.55 | OluapPlayer | How cna I choose hur |
20:56.09 | Imperios_ | Xho: http://static1.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/c/cf/Matriarch_Drytkw%C3%A9n-Yinre-Lax.png Oh, there's also that Klaxxa girl |
20:56.36 | OluapPlayer | Sprak can be that larger island if that's not already taken |
20:57.17 | Ghel | I had assumed that the larger island was Sprak. |
20:57.47 | OluapPlayer | Well Sprak wasn't that large in the original map so I can't tell what's that supposed to be hur |
20:58.14 | OluapPlayer | Also I wanna ask you to make another island |
20:58.17 | OluapPlayer | on the map that is |
20:58.52 | Xho | engfsdvjbhjubgfte |
20:58.54 | Xho | noh |
20:58.58 | OluapPlayer | yoh |
20:59.06 | Xho | I'm not making anything more on that map |
20:59.11 | Xho | That took me long enough to make last night |
20:59.13 | OluapPlayer | fok u woman |
20:59.30 | OluapPlayer | I'll just say Akriarion is off the map then |
21:02.13 | OluapPlayer | brb |
21:02.16 | Xho | Actually I will just do mine and then Oluap's stuff on the map, the rest of you can do the rest yourselves |
21:02.49 | OluapPlayer | only hivemind allowed |
21:02.51 | OluapPlayer | now brb for real |
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21:05.14 | Wormy | hi Catface at Work |
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21:06.41 | Catface_Work_ | Huh. |
21:06.56 | Catface_Work_ | I guess the internet at the warehouse really is sucky.\ |
21:07.14 | Wormy | Is it a big methul bawx |
21:07.56 | Catface_Work_ | Pretty much. |
21:09.32 | OluapPlayer | Back |
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21:10.07 | OluapPlayer | Oh btw, about the map |
21:10.12 | Wormy | Ghel: Should the United Federation of Planets be an Early Interstellar Median civ or an Established Interstellar non-expansive civ? |
21:10.15 | OluapPlayer | Perhaps we can also list important locations |
21:10.19 | OluapPlayer | Like capitals, etc |
21:10.33 | Wormy | Though they don't seem very industrial, they have some very high technologies |
21:10.52 | Ghel | I'd go with Early Interstellar. |
21:11.11 | Wormy | probably top of the list imo |
21:11.11 | Catface_Work_ | Wormy: Have you heard of Starbound? |
21:11.18 | Wormy | I haven't |
21:11.51 | Ghel | Although with Star Trek technology, there seems to be very little motivation to build things like dyson swarms, so it's not clear what the Trekverse's equivalent of a megastructural revolution would be. |
21:12.16 | Catface_Work_ | Wormy: http://starbounder.org/Main_Page |
21:12.18 | Wormy | There are the Dyson Sphere Builders, and the T'kon Empire which moved stars about |
21:12.31 | Wormy | Though no much is known about neither |
21:12.55 | Imperios_ | OluapPlayer: I wanted to do that |
21:13.10 | Ghel | But even the Borg, which we've typically classed as Tier 2 i.e. Established Interstellar, aren't really megastructually-inclined. |
21:13.38 | Wormy | And the Borg Transwarp Hub looks Kardashev II'ish to me - http://www.smikesworld.dk/smworld/startrek/ships/mixed/alien/borg-transwarp-hub-screen.jpg |
21:13.51 | Catface_Work_ | If I was borg I'd never be alone. |
21:14.08 | Catface_Work_ | So lonely. |
21:14.14 | Ghel | Actually, perhaps that transwarp hub is the kind of megastructure that puts the Borg at such a high tier. |
21:14.20 | Catface_Work_ | cries in Ghel's milk |
21:14.31 | Ghel | I'd forgotten how big it was. |
21:14.46 | Ghel | turns the milk into liquid happiness and forces it down Catface's throat |
21:14.55 | Wormy | They also can create temporal wormholes |
21:16.19 | Wormy | I doubt though, that the hub is really there';s |
21:16.33 | Wormy | The Hirogen use an ancient subspace transwarp network |
21:16.58 | Xho | http://static2.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/5/5f/KoldenweltTMapCurrent.png Added mine and Oluap's territories |
21:17.34 | Wormy | Catface: What is Starbound about? |
21:18.28 | OluapPlayer | Hyper tiny Merovar but everything else is gud |
21:18.44 | Xho | Well you have to rationalize the size of Koldenwelt |
21:19.20 | Catface_Work_ | Wormy: It's a sandbox space exploration/building game that has a storyline of some type. |
21:19.30 | Wormy | cool |
21:19.51 | Xho | The larger bulb on the map the Merovar have is probaby around 300 miles from top to bottom |
21:20.24 | OluapPlayer | Fair enough I guess |
21:20.45 | Xho | That and all my other fictions who aren't the Shiarchon are equally mini |
21:20.58 | Catface_Work_ | Hey, who wants to try and help me get up to date with my fantasyverse stuff? |
21:21.16 | Xho | Except the Névari Territories but that's more than one faction |
21:21.28 | Wormy | I know that Imperios and Xho have been developing stuff lately |
21:21.58 | Xho | Although I need to relocate the Forgotten Lands |
21:22.04 | Xho | That's my only problem with the map |
21:22.29 | Xho | Possibly the northernmost mountain cluster is the Forgotten Lands |
21:22.31 | Wormy | Ghel: The Borg seem to be a strange mixture of median, swarm and tech-gifted |
21:23.20 | Wormy | I could just say they are Median, but the way they assimilate tech means they could make huge jumps by looting technology, in a rather swarm like fashion |
21:23.31 | OluapPlayer | baw where's hachi |
21:23.32 | Xho | I made a new continent in that map mainly for the sake of more territories |
21:24.17 | Ghel | On average, swarm and tech-gifted should cancel out in terms of the tech:size ratio, but at different times they may be higher or lower along that scale. |
21:24.29 | Xho | And I do intend to make a fiction on that continent anyway |
21:25.16 | Xho | Literally all current fictions on the old map are on the eastern continent |
21:25.37 | Xho | Except Marmor which sandwiches the western continent in |
21:25.42 | Technobliterator | oh wait |
21:25.51 | Technobliterator | are we able to rp now or is it too late |
21:26.04 | Xho | I don't really want to |
21:26.05 | OluapPlayer | Hachi isn't available |
21:26.07 | Catface_Work_ | I want to make a magic sword thing and call it Ylem. |
21:26.08 | Technobliterator | right |
21:26.10 | Technobliterator | tomorrow then |
21:27.51 | OluapPlayer | http://filesmelt.com/dl/NotableLocationsIdea.png this is how I imagined the idea of notable locations on the map |
21:27.54 | Xho | I need to make a page for Dynarsayangran |
21:28.16 | Xho | Looks feasible to me |
21:28.28 | Xho | Although the OCO is a bit bigger than 2km hur |
21:29.02 | OluapPlayer | Well it is a fossilized husk |
21:29.08 | Wormy | When I redo the tier scale on the subpage, I'll put them as median for now |
21:29.09 | OluapPlayer | Also I imagine most of his body being underwater |
21:29.11 | Xho | I need to make a page on Dynarsayangran or at least a section on Kinmo's page about it |
21:29.26 | Xho | Caligaduro - ur mah dam surfboard nao |
21:29.32 | Imperios_ | Xho: What font do you use |
21:29.38 | Xho | Imperios: Sans |
21:30.40 | OluapPlayer | rite I'll wait until no one is editing so I can add my locations |
21:31.15 | Xho | OluapPlayer: That might be more useful to do on another map |
21:31.29 | Xho | I think there will be a major locations map |
21:31.36 | Xho | Like cities/ruins/fortresses/capitals |
21:31.43 | OluapPlayer | Hmm |
21:31.48 | OluapPlayer | In that case I can start now hur |
21:32.09 | Xho | I do have an idea for a ruin near the desert |
21:32.40 | Xho | Originally an Orichalcum Fortress that due to its geographical location was impenetrable from all sides...until the Shiarchon zerg rushed it |
21:32.45 | OluapPlayer | Should I use the black and white map or the coloured one for this? |
21:32.51 | Xho | Black and white one |
21:32.55 | OluapPlayer | rite |
21:33.25 | Xho | I was thinking that fortress could have played pivotal roles in many wars in the past |
21:33.31 | Xho | In the past 15,000 years that is |
21:33.52 | Xho | And then the Shiarchon kind of destroyed it because they thought "dunt use hax fag lol" |
21:34.12 | OluapPlayer | Destroying their own fortress |
21:34.15 | OluapPlayer | dumsaurus |
21:34.22 | Xho | Well it isn't in their territory |
21:34.31 | Xho | Probably about 3000 miles from their territory |
21:34.50 | Xho | That and they have a multitude of fortresses in Abyssus |
21:35.14 | Xho | If you have Osdaemonis as a fortress you're alright for more or less 100% of the sieges you face |
21:35.25 | Xho | Unless you have no coordination of a seven million strong force |
21:35.28 | OluapPlayer | cept smeevur siege |
21:36.46 | Xho | Well it's a 4000ft tall fortress made of impenetrable rock that channels an immense amount of void magic, guarded by many hundreds of void guardians and also guarded by a militia of over seven million |
21:36.50 | Xho | If you lose that you are fucking stupid |
21:37.10 | OluapPlayer | loos to smeevurs |
21:37.18 | Xho | All of a sudden, Void Smeevers |
21:37.58 | OluapPlayer | Void Smeever - cant feel a thing bro |
21:38.23 | OluapPlayer | Shiarchon alreayd got Dread Smeevers, they don't need anymore than that hur |
21:38.29 | Xho | The other location there that's called Akharavzund is the Void Fortress complex those vampries inhabit |
21:38.56 | OluapPlayer | Also remind me what a void guardian is |
21:39.09 | Xho | Void Guardian = 6 metre tall demon made of darkstone |
21:39.38 | Xho | Most of them went dormant after Caligaduro was imprisoned and now serve as incredibly expensive ornaments |
21:40.09 | Xho | The Akharavzund complex would have some of them as well |
21:40.41 | Xho | Although Akharavzund is composed of three fortresses that made up an entire underground citadel |
21:41.06 | Xho | It was a likelihood that Kinmorunddraver and allies cleared out the fortress nearly 200,000 years ago |
21:41.42 | Xho | So basically forgotten for that long |
21:42.03 | OluapPlayer | ded place |
21:42.17 | Xho | Shiarchon re-discover it on their tracks to Abyssus, one Orichalcum Elf/Shiarchon goes to the fortress, reactivates it and is given vampiric qualities |
21:42.52 | Xho | Or at least resides in it for about 3,000 years and is then turned into a vampire |
21:42.55 | Xho | That's more likely |
21:43.20 | Xho | And now has a small army of vampires controlling the three fortresses in the Southern Mountains |
21:43.43 | Imperios_ | OluapPlayer: This gave me an idea |
21:44.03 | Imperios_ | Undead Smeevers for Outworld |
21:44.22 | OluapPlayer | It's possible |
21:44.34 | OluapPlayer | Would be little more than cannon fodder, but possible |
21:44.44 | Xho | I think it would be more likely that he is some abomination from void magic that has vampire qualities rather than being a Koldenwelt vampire |
21:45.22 | Xho | So more of a bloody offshoot of Orichalcum Elves that is like Shiarchon but not Shiarchon |
21:45.40 | Xho | I still need a name for him though |
21:45.50 | Xho | I might name him 'Lord Akharav' after the fortress |
21:46.01 | OluapPlayer | Lord Vlad |
21:46.11 | Xho | bleh |
21:46.25 | OluapPlayer | ur a bleh |
21:46.29 | Xho | yeh |
21:46.31 | OluapPlayer | I'm uploading my locations now |
21:47.59 | Xho | So in some random time he goes and does that thing we talked about that makes Dalverat mad |
21:48.06 | Xho | If you still want to do that |
21:48.06 | OluapPlayer | http://static1.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/3/35/KoldenweltLocationsMap.png dis |
21:48.15 | OluapPlayer | Yes |
21:48.22 | Xho | Comic Sans MS |
21:48.23 | Xho | DIS |
21:48.24 | Xho | U |
21:48.25 | Xho | Y |
21:48.29 | Xho | Y U DO DIS |
21:48.48 | OluapPlayer | I'm following what you said |
21:48.57 | Xho | dat not da same sans |
21:49.15 | OluapPlayer | Since whe is there more than one sans |
21:49.23 | Xho | MS Sans Serif hur |
21:49.30 | OluapPlayer | Never heard of |
21:50.17 | Xho | Technically we could use different fonts for different user fictions |
21:50.26 | OluapPlayer | We can |
21:50.40 | Imperios_ | Could work |
21:50.42 | OluapPlayer | Anyway now you can see how much the Inferno Rises team is going to travel |
21:50.59 | Xho | Pelagrios - feet hurt |
21:51.27 | Imperios_ | http://static2.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/5/5f/KoldenweltTMapCurrent.png added my stuff |
21:52.05 | Xho | You kind of decoloured my territories |
21:52.26 | Imperios_ | oh shit I did |
21:52.31 | Imperios_ | How could dis happen |
21:52.43 | OluapPlayer | How do you even do taht hur |
21:52.47 | Imperios_ | I don't remember doing that |
21:53.09 | OluapPlayer | King of dum |
21:54.29 | OluapPlayer | You also covered the original Merovar territory with humans |
21:54.38 | OluapPlayer | wut u doin |
21:55.22 | Xho | Territories are a bit big aren't tehy |
21:55.37 | Xho | Bah I give up |
21:56.21 | OluapPlayer | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bf7Z9YkPxaI Outworld attacks |
21:56.53 | Xho | Shiarchon - 2spooky |
21:57.48 | Xho | On one hand larger territories are alright because it's somewhat realistic |
21:58.04 | Xho | On the other hand it doesn't leave much room for other things |
21:58.49 | OluapPlayer | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7cagmynLdw nightmare mode |
21:59.17 | Xho | I can't stop laughing |
21:59.19 | Xho | I dunno why |
22:00.41 | OluapPlayer | Imagine Halloween on Koldenwelt |
22:00.47 | OluapPlayer | Kids dressed as Kalarah everywhere |
22:01.20 | Xho | Kalarah - DO YOU THINK THIS IS A FUCKING GAME Kids - yeh |
22:02.32 | OluapPlayer | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWgmP9CHsC0 I'm speechless |
22:03.51 | Imperios_ | http://static2.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/5/5f/KoldenweltTMapCurrent.png Fixed |
22:04.37 | Ghel | I'm going to go now. Bye! |
22:04.51 | Xho | bai |
22:05.01 | OluapPlayer | Shiarchon - midget dergons rite next door |
22:05.03 | Xho | Oh bugger now I have to put my locations on that map as well |
22:05.14 | *** part/#sporewiki Ghel (6daf890a@gateway/web/freenode/ip.109.175.137.10) |
22:05.16 | OluapPlayer | aye |
22:05.54 | OluapPlayer | Dalverat - dilishus elves rite next door |
22:06.01 | Imperios_ | Klaxxa - we kill u with our poshness |
22:07.03 | Xho | Wait wait wait |
22:07.14 | Xho | I'm not seeing locations on that map anymore |
22:07.53 | Imperios_ | Anyway, are you okay with my additions to the map? |
22:08.01 | OluapPlayer | You sure you're looking to the right map? |
22:08.17 | Xho | I don't know anymore |
22:08.24 | OluapPlayer | http://static1.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/3/35/KoldenweltLocationsMap.png this one |
22:08.35 | Xho | The map Imperios just posted had locations on it |
22:08.37 | Xho | And now it doesn't |
22:08.53 | OluapPlayer | cause he's a dum |
22:08.55 | OluapPlayer | Use my map hur |
22:09.03 | Xho | I dunno if I'm going mad or not now |
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22:10.13 | OluapPlayer | Well I'm gonna have to change my locations too considering Imperios took over the old Merovar territory for whatever reason |
22:10.29 | Imperios | LEBENSRAUM |
22:10.29 | Xho | Alright for you though since you have more stuff |
22:10.49 | OluapPlayer | no its not alrite |
22:10.55 | OluapPlayer | kicks Xho in the twiddle-diddles |
22:11.05 | Xho | y da fuq not |
22:11.27 | OluapPlayer | Well it's easily fixable, but it's still annoying |
22:12.03 | Imperios | OluapPlayer: Sorry for any inconveniences |
22:12.08 | Xho | It might be easier to redo the map based on a desaturated version of the territories map |
22:12.14 | Xho | Would be easier for me |
22:12.52 | Imperios | And I put them there because I intended the Empire to be connected to each other so I took the northeastern desert |
22:14.04 | Imperios | Anyway |
22:14.15 | Imperios | About the locations |
22:14.24 | Imperios | I thought they belonged to a separate map |
22:14.41 | Xho | Yeah |
22:14.43 | Xho | Looking at it |
22:14.48 | Xho | A separate map would help |
22:14.57 | Xho | But made from the desaturated version of the current territory map |
22:15.08 | Xho | Because it would be easier reference |
22:24.07 | OluapPlayer | Xho: http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/654/305/e17.png |
22:24.21 | Xho | olol |
22:24.41 | OluapPlayer | http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/654/184/b51.png heavy weapons guy |
22:25.16 | Imperios | Who touched my dong |
22:25.53 | Xho | "Siberian Mountain Man" |
22:26.11 | OluapPlayer | oho |
22:26.52 | OluapPlayer | http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/655/455/35b.png Santorakh finds out the cheese is gone |
22:27.57 | Xho | Santorakh - GOD FUCKING DAMMIT |
22:28.00 | Imperios | OluapPlayer: http://1-media-cdn.foolz.us/ffuuka/board/vp/image/1378/01/1378010687313.jpg |
22:28.26 | OluapPlayer | Seen hur |
22:29.17 | Imperios | https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2013/11/21/477308__solo_fluttershy_suggestive_text_needs+more+jpeg_expand+dong.jpg now that's vile |
22:30.12 | Xho | Santorakh - dat just wrong |
22:31.25 | OluapPlayer | http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/654/103/2bd.jpg Santorakh ready to fight Angazhar in hand-to-hand combat |
22:32.45 | Xho | http://www.craveonline.com/images/stories/2011/2012/October/Music/Devil-Grohl.jpg Angazhar after Santorakh talks too much |
22:33.29 | Xho | http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/461/903/3a9.png My favourite meme at the moment |
22:33.34 | OluapPlayer | Santorakh - did i tell u bout dat time with the cheese- Angazhar - YES FUCK DAMNI |
22:33.36 | OluapPlayer | T |
22:33.46 | OluapPlayer | olol that picture |
22:34.20 | Xho | I need to do a picture of Spu doing that |
22:35.25 | Xho | Or Angazhar |
22:35.34 | Xho | Or any of my characters |
22:35.37 | Xho | Possibly Nu with Hachi |
22:35.40 | Xho | Or Tau with Nu |
22:35.46 | OluapPlayer | http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/650/829/b11.png Genius |
22:35.59 | Xho | Oh god that |
22:37.07 | OluapPlayer | http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/651/277/2f1.jpg |
22:37.26 | Xho | Superwaptor |
22:38.04 | OluapPlayer | Cyrannian's humble beginnings |
22:43.27 | Xho | "but seriously. i tried jousting a car with a traffic cone the other week" - My friend |
22:43.31 | Xho | Oh Ireland |
22:43.33 | Wormy | Wolfenstein looks good http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlvfqfGTar4 |
22:49.14 | Imperios | There's Moscow there |
22:49.39 | Imperios | Thank God people still remember us |
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23:04.06 | Zmr56 | Hi there |
23:05.09 | Xho | I should probably get psychological help |
23:14.22 | Xho | I've been calculating how much I have spent on guitar stuff |
23:14.34 | Xho | I have calculated it exactly to £4,138 |
23:15.04 | Wormy | Expensive obsession. Have you got some kind of insurance? |
23:15.17 | Xho | No but I should probably |
23:15.34 | Wormy | I have considered one for my mineral collection, which I have easily spent hundreds if not more on. |
23:17.03 | Xho | OluapPlayer: http://www.quickmeme.com/img/1d/1d6acc029adc6b99fca09b14def2ee281e0431f57b981b274b0c293a1af55a15.jpg My time on SporeWiki is pretty much this |
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23:19.14 | Wormy | lol |
23:19.36 | Xho | I just realised how much my fiction reflects my personality |
23:20.00 | Xho | Everything is grandiose, psychotically violent and megalomaniacal |
23:20.06 | Imperios | Ya |
23:20.55 | Xho | There doesn't seem to be any righteous character in my fiction at all either |
23:21.20 | Xho | Everything is either evil or fights on the side of order as evil as possible while remaining good |
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23:23.12 | Patriot868 | hey guys |
23:28.54 | TekDroid | Lol, there is actually a reference to us on the Spore TVTropes page |
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23:29.22 | TekDroid | " Planetary Romance: You would be surprised at how elaborate some players can be when they create adventures or provide a backstory for a race/captain on the SporeWiki;" |
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23:31.43 | Wormy | lol |
23:31.54 | Wormy | hi |
23:31.58 | OluapPlayer | Xho: dats greedy |
23:32.04 | Xho | yih |
23:32.47 | Wormy | Tek: We do have readers, search ha\rd enough, and you'll find people on forums mentioning our fiction. And sometimes we get comments on other sites |
23:33.18 | OluapPlayer | Sorry for not replying before but I was busy being an animu hur |
23:33.26 | Xho | wat dat |
23:33.41 | OluapPlayer | I was watching an anime |
23:34.24 | OluapPlayer | Not sure where I got "being an animu" from but I've seen more than one person say this |
23:34.29 | OluapPlayer | Anyway brb |
23:35.12 | Tybusen | TekDroid: wut u talkin boot |
23:35.49 | Tybusen | also Wormy: I did the Station Halcyon thing u dum |
23:36.01 | OluapPlayer | I had to get something to drink |
23:37.29 | OluapPlayer | Awful lack of Hachi today |
23:37.53 | Wormy | Tybusen: I saw'd |
23:38.08 | Wormy | It was an excellent chapter |
23:38.18 | Tybusen | Thanks |
23:38.32 | Wormy | The Dvottie meal turning into flowers was funny too |
23:39.25 | OluapPlayer | http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/655/319/026.png |
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23:41.04 | OluapPlayer | http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/652/370/64b.gif Imperator Tyranus' real death scene |
23:41.50 | Xho | olol |
23:41.59 | Xho | OluapPlayer: So you did Sheogorath's quest then hur |
23:42.06 | OluapPlayer | Yes |
23:42.14 | OluapPlayer | And you were right, dragons are immune to the Wabbajack |
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23:44.52 | Xho | http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BeeBeeGun Oh dear god |
23:45.37 | OluapPlayer | BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES |
23:46.03 | OluapPlayer | Last thing I did on Skyrim was finish the Dawnguard questline |
23:46.21 | OluapPlayer | That entire segment to get the Auriel's Bow or however it's called was a pain in the ass |
23:46.39 | Xho | Yeah it was |
23:46.53 | Xho | I guess you were on the Dawnguard's side |
23:46.56 | OluapPlayer | Yes |
23:47.12 | Xho | silly mann dat not hao to do it |
23:47.21 | OluapPlayer | Lord Harkor, more like Lord Teleport Spam |
23:47.40 | OluapPlayer | y not |
23:48.11 | Xho | cuz vampires |
23:48.18 | OluapPlayer | but vampires dum |
23:48.27 | Xho | butbut i a vampire |
23:48.36 | OluapPlayer | no wonder ur so dum huhuhuhu |
23:48.59 | OluapPlayer | That underworld place was really cool-looking. At least at the beginning |
23:49.28 | OluapPlayer | Later it was just a barren wasteland with occasional skeletons shooting arrows at you while you have to run a few million miles to get to some tower |
23:49.57 | Xho | Soul Cairn is a bastard |
23:50.04 | OluapPlayer | Yeha that's the name |
23:50.25 | OluapPlayer | Some soul guy wanted me to get 25 soul husks |
23:50.41 | Xho | "fuk dat" |
23:50.48 | OluapPlayer | Should've made possible for you to tell him to fuck himself with one if he wanted them so much hur |
23:51.19 | OluapPlayer | ur crazy if you think i'm gonna walk around in a huge map full of nothing looking for 25 corals |
23:51.29 | OluapPlayer | They totally look like corals to me |
23:52.23 | OluapPlayer | Now I got to do the Dragonborn questline |
23:52.26 | OluapPlayer | Not sure if I'll survive that |
23:52.57 | Xho | Dragonborn wasn't the easiest questline ever |
23:53.22 | OluapPlayer | I also got so many Misc quests it covers the entire quest screen |
23:53.28 | Xho | hur |
23:53.52 | OluapPlayer | And I still gotta do the Dark Brotherhood questline too |
23:53.57 | OluapPlayer | i'm gunna destroy it hur |
23:54.02 | Xho | NOOOH |
23:54.17 | Xho | My character went full evil on Skyrim by the sounds of it |
23:54.48 | Xho | I dunno why but I can hardly ever play good on any game |
23:55.21 | OluapPlayer | I'm playing as a nice guy yet I'm still guildmaster of the Thieves Guild |
23:55.33 | OluapPlayer | Nice warrior guy -> thief lord |
23:55.37 | AdmiralPanda | Dawnguard was dissapointing |
23:55.52 | AdmiralPanda | the two questlines are prettymuch exactly identical |
23:55.52 | OluapPlayer | And champion of multiple daedric princes |
23:56.23 | OluapPlayer | By the end of the questlines i'm gonna be everyone's champion |
23:56.25 | Xho | http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Ebony_Warrior THIS BASTARD |
23:56.35 | OluapPlayer | obono |
23:57.37 | Xho | That being said there's probably only one enemy harder than the Ebony Warrior and that is if you piss off Arnegir |
23:57.44 | Xho | Pissing off the Greybeards = Suicide |
23:58.19 | OluapPlayer | Attack Greybeards, they shout in pain, you're disintegrated |
23:58.32 | Xho | hur |
23:58.41 | Xho | He's also the highest levelled NPC in the game |
23:58.51 | Xho | Level 150 |
23:59.11 | OluapPlayer | I read that the Blades tell you to kill Paarthurnax if you talk to them |
23:59.18 | OluapPlayer | Needless to say, I never talked to them again hur |
23:59.20 | Xho | Yeah |
23:59.39 | Xho | I killed Paarthurnax but resurrected him with console commands because that's the only time I ever felt guilty in that game |
23:59.49 | OluapPlayer | I'd never lay a finger on Dragonbro |