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01:18.06TekDroid~test
01:18.06infoboti guess test is not funny
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02:33.53infobotit has been said that test is not funny
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02:44.00AdmiralPandawut Hachi__ still awake?
02:44.21Hachi__I am a nocturnal rabbit
02:44.52AdmiralPandawell let me know if the nocturnal rabbit wants to go on a magical adventure, until then I'm gonna rework the Solarians
02:44.54AdmiralPandajust need a new name
02:45.09AdmiralPandaand "greater tit" is not acceptable, nor is any sexual bird name
02:45.14Hachi__Aww
02:45.22AdmiralPandaas hilarious as it would be
02:45.29Hachi__But is their leader going to be an agile tit-tyrant
02:46.15AdmiralPandamaybe
02:46.21Hachi__Also I am available for an adventure
02:47.05AdmiralPandaok, gimme a sec to change the disk
02:47.29Hachi__You wanna skype dis?
02:47.29AdmiralPandaalso to figure out why my wireless password didn't work just then
02:47.41AdmiralPandayeah, in a minute
02:52.27AdmiralPandaok there we go
02:52.39Hachi__Would you mind if we did a group call?
02:52.45AdmiralPandawith whom?
02:52.56Hachi__With Mrs. Bunny
02:53.11AdmiralPandayeah that's fine, start the call up and add me to it
03:15.25TekDroidLol, KSP made made a 2001 joke.
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04:34.53Hachi__Too many people use guns in the Fantasyverse
04:49.46DrodoEmpireWhat do you mean?
04:49.56DrodoEmpireI think magic's a crock. :P
04:50.06DrodoEmpireXD
04:50.38DrodoEmpireAnd I think I should point out that my fiction has very primitive ones; Not the steam power stuff.
04:51.06DrodoEmpireAnd that's so they have the advantage considering they're a city-state.
04:51.13Hachi__It's a fantasy universe and we're having so many hi-tech factions
04:51.25DrodoEmpireRenaissance is High-tech?
04:51.29Hachi__Yes
04:51.35Hachi__For a fantasy-orientated universe
04:52.03DrodoEmpireMy fiction is small, and I refuse to use "magic" or switch to even more primitive weapons.
04:52.12DrodoEmpire:L
04:52.44DrodoEmpireWhat's so wrong with firearms anyway? At the time they where inaccurate and slow to reload; they needed mass-volleys to work.
04:52.58DrodoEmpireMelee and personal valour still played a large role.
04:53.12AdmiralPandathe fact that a gun can punch through any amount of plate armour that isn't made of unobtanium
04:53.49DrodoEmpireThat's not true, really; Cuirassiers wouldn't exist if that where true.
04:54.14AdmiralPandaCuirassiers wore cuirasses to protect themselves from the bayonets, not the bullets
04:54.30DrodoEmpireThey did protect against pistol shots.
04:54.46AdmiralPandathat's because at the time pistols were crap and weren't used wide-scale on the battlefield
04:54.56AdmiralPandathey were a status symbol used by effete fops with too much money
04:55.26DrodoEmpireVery well. Point taken.
04:55.39AngrybirdsAdmiralPanda : Cuirasses were tested by shooting a pistol into them at short range. If they didn't let the bullet through, they were deemed worthy of being worn.
04:55.55DrodoEmpireBut I should mention that I don't intend to change my fiction.
04:56.02AdmiralPandaAngrybirds: Which was a stupid system because pistols were never actually taken onto the battlefield
04:56.16AdmiralPandathey were also proofed against swords, daggers and maces too XD
04:56.36AngrybirdsTrue, though musket balls would also bounce off at a range.
04:56.47AdmiralPandaif they caught on an angle
04:56.52AngrybirdsWell, not bounce off, but you get the point.
04:57.07AngrybirdsIf they came head on, there'd be a nasty dent, but otherwise nothing. xD
04:57.10Hachi__Fact is
04:57.14Hachi__This is a FANTASY universe#
04:57.18DrodoEmpirePoint is; Cuirassiers wouldn't exist if they weren't effective; And they mostly where.
04:57.26AdmiralPandahere's one little thing that should give you an idea: the Pope banned the use of guns in holy wars between christian armies because they made peasants able to kill knights
04:57.38DrodoEmpireFantasy can have guns, and this one apparently does.
04:57.45DrodoEmpireGive it up hachi.
04:57.55Hachi__Klaxxa and Empire already have guns, should stop at that
04:57.59DrodoEmpireThey're all arquebuses anyway,
04:58.25Hachi__Not even Shiarchon use guns last time I remember
04:58.34Hachi__And they're one of the most powerful fictions
04:58.38AdmiralPandajust use crossbows, up until the invention of rifling they were better in every aspect
04:58.47DrodoEmpireI'm using arquebuses.
04:59.05DrodoEmpireCrossbows needed someone of good strength to use.
04:59.12AdmiralPandalolnope
04:59.22AdmiralPandaa crossbow could be used by anyone with half a day's training
04:59.27AdmiralPandathey had pulleys to draw the string
04:59.35AdmiralPandalater ones anyway
04:59.35Hachi__You know how easy it is to make makeshift crossbows
04:59.59DrodoEmpireI think I'm a little too tired for this.
05:00.12DrodoEmpireI conclude by saying we agree to disagree.
05:00.21Hachi__The problem isn't that guns are being used
05:00.28Hachi__It's that too many people are using them
05:00.49Hachi__And the problem wasn't even brought on by Halifaxia; I was on about Trofandalore
05:00.59DrodoEmpireUh huh.
05:01.30AngrybirdsThe main advantage of guns was the fact that it took only two weeks to train people how to use them.
05:01.38AdmiralPandatry half a day
05:02.00Hachi__Yes, that's why people need to stop using them
05:02.01Hachi__Too much of an advantage in such a setting. If everybody uses them, it makes a lot of other fictions redundant
05:03.09DrodoEmpireI try to make mine balenced by the fact its a small population; if they fought "conventionally", they'd be screwed by inferior numbers.
05:03.24AdmiralPandago read the Art of War
05:03.31DrodoEmpireI have.
05:03.33AdmiralPandahalf of that shit is about beating superior numbers with smart tactics
05:03.47DrodoEmpireI know...
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05:08.18Hachi__Eh, besides
05:08.20Hachi__If people start using guns too much
05:08.22Hachi__I'll just Boer War people
05:13.53AngrybirdsBritish guns were very accurate during that time period. xD
05:25.58Hachi__Wait a moment
05:26.03Hachi__This is a fantasy-based universe
05:26.07Hachi__Why is magic "crock"
05:29.32DrodoEmpireI personally dislike magic, hence why I made a totally conventional and realistic fiction.
05:29.48AngrybirdsAlso, crossbows didn't have a bow's range, accuracy, or rate of fire. They were difficult to use and actually did require a good deal of strength. That pulley you're pulling on has a lot of resistance. The question now is, why didn't everyone use bows? Simple, bows are extremely difficult to use well. It takes seven years to train an archer. Most armies didn't keep people for more than a year at a time.
05:30.01AngrybirdsAnd that's in rare cases.
05:30.03Hachi__Hardly conventional
05:30.21DrodoEmpireThat said, I will coexist with it provided it does not belittle my fiction and vice versa.
05:30.40DrodoEmpireBy conventional I mean more or less historical and realistic in its boundries.
05:31.45AngrybirdsAs armies got bigger and bigger and required more able soldiers, it was only natural to turn to the weapon that was relatively easy to use and could be taught in a matter of weeks rather than a matter of years. Also, Panda, it's actually rather difficult to train someone to fire a musket once a minute. It takes practice.
05:32.06AngrybirdsHalf a day doesn't really cut it.
05:32.26Hachi__They're an isolationist city-state with hardly enough resources and materials to develop guns
05:32.45Hachi__Hardly realistic
05:32.54DrodoEmpireMine? No. They're a trader state and had a early emergence of the scientific method.
05:33.04DrodoEmpireHave you even read my fiction?
05:33.10DrodoEmpireI take offence to your ignorance of it.
05:33.33AngrybirdsCan we not attack one another, please?
05:33.42DrodoEmpireYeah, really.
05:34.00DrodoEmpireLeave it be, hachi. I don't appreciate your unfounded criticisms.
05:34.22Hachi__I wasn't even criticizing you at the start of the subject
05:34.23Hachi__I stated an opinion and you got defensive
05:34.38AdmiralPandaI can confirm this
05:34.44Hachi__And somehow you turned attention to your own fiction when I was referencing something else
05:34.51DrodoEmpire"[01:32] <Hachi__> They're an isolationist city-state with hardly enough resources and materials to develop guns [01:33] <Hachi__> Hardly realistic" -  This is the unfounded criticism.
05:35.00DrodoEmpireAnd I had no idea what fiction you where talking about.
05:35.04AngrybirdsWell, it applies to both my fiction and Drodo's fiction. xD
05:35.08DrodoEmpireYou never mentioned it.
05:35.13DrodoEmpireUntil a while later
05:35.21DrodoEmpireAnd I was just explaining myself.
05:35.24DrodoEmpireContributing.
05:35.39AdmiralPandadrodo go home you're mad
05:35.44DrodoEmpireIf you want me to be quiet, then I'd be more than-
05:35.47AngrybirdsThough one must admit that small size usually goes along with high technological advancement.
05:36.01AdmiralPandauh no
05:36.03AdmiralPandanot really
05:36.06Hachi__WHEN DOES IT EVER
05:36.10AdmiralPandagive example pls
05:36.14AdmiralPandaI am intrigued
05:36.41AngrybirdsLook at Europe, a bunch of small states, end up in the long run being more advanced than Russia, China, everyone in the Americas, etc.
05:37.02Hachi__I hardly say "a bunch of small states"
05:37.25AngrybirdsComparatively, I'd say a bunch of small states. You can drive across France in nine hours.
05:37.52AngrybirdsI don't know how many days it would take to cross the US or China, but they're HUGE by comparison.
05:37.59DrodoEmpire^
05:38.06Hachi__But that's a car
05:38.09Hachi__In this setting
05:38.11AdmiralPandaHere's one thing: they were all engaging in regular technology transfer
05:38.14Hachi__You're using your feet and horses
05:38.24DrodoEmpirehachi, the point is, its a small place.
05:38.29DrodoEmpireIn comparison.
05:38.32AdmiralPandaso basically all of europe was sharing research
05:38.43AngrybirdsExactly.
05:38.59AdmiralPandaso basically they were one giant research body instead of a bunch of small ones
05:39.02AdmiralPandayou're talking about one small one
05:39.06AdmiralPandanot a network
05:39.34DrodoEmpireYeah, I'm done.
05:39.45Hachi__Also, look at the most highly-advanced empires of the past
05:39.56AngrybirdsGreece, Japan.
05:39.59AngrybirdsKorea.
05:40.01Hachi__Romans were world-spanning, British Empire was world-spanning, Spanish were world-spanning
05:40.13DrodoEmpireBetween Admiral intentionally trying to anger me, and this discussion that I no longer have the patience for, I'm done.
05:40.24AngrybirdsRomans kind of stopped in terms of technological advancement when they got big. xD
05:40.41AdmiralPandaJapan has enough people currently, that if you gave each one a square kilometre of Australia, they'd own the whole thing
05:40.44AdmiralPandathey are not a small nation
05:40.44Hachi__They still spread it about and were more advanced than any other civilization at the time
05:41.58AngrybirdsI meant Japan in the past.
05:44.56Hachi__Anyway
05:45.01Hachi__Back to the original point
05:45.25Hachi__Me and the rest of the Fantasyverse collaberators would agree that we already have enough gun-using individuals and civilizations
05:47.54DrodoEmpireI could agree to that.
05:48.01DrodoEmpireIt shouldn't get too out-of-hand.
06:01.35AngrybirdsThough having guns doesn't give us godlike powers. Some fictions actually do use magic to do everything, giving -them- godlike powers.
06:02.55AdmiralPandaSo it is currently Hachi - 1 and Panda - 0 in the Saint's Row naked lady dildo fighting contest
06:08.28AngrybirdsIn a universe where I'm one of the only few fictions who doesn't use magic like that (the Knights have very limited ability to use the Source, even though they worship it), I'd I think I'm underpowered.
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07:35.08OfficerJackalBye.
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08:13.40JepardiHi
08:37.04ImperiosHai
08:40.11Imperioswait, Hachi is still online?
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09:33.16Xhohttp://static1.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/3/38/AbyssusMap.png There we go
09:45.48XhoHachi__: http://xho3546.deviantart.com/?offset=30#comments New webcam
09:53.09Liquid_InkHello
09:57.50Liquid_InkIRC is asleep
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09:59.32Liquid_InkIt's bound to liven up now
10:00.56ImperiosHi
10:01.16OluapWorkerhi
10:13.45Xhospi
10:15.26OluapWorkeru
10:15.38OluapWorkerwut u doin at irc so early
10:15.48XhoOff from work sick
10:20.07Xhohttp://static1.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/3/38/AbyssusMap.png c di
10:20.09Xhodis
10:21.30OluapWorkeri c di
10:21.31OluapWorkers
10:21.42OluapWorkerI ddin't even intend that mispelling
10:21.54XhoInadvertent hivemind
10:32.10XhoSkyrim Legendary Edition is currently £10.19 on Steam
10:32.15XhoThat's a bargain and three quarters
10:34.20OluapWorkerYet I can't get it cause spending money on games right now = suicide
10:34.28Xhoy dat
10:35.50OluapWorkercus mom wuld kill me at the very least
10:37.18XhoCollege studies?
10:38.23OluapWorkerThat plus other factors
10:38.40OluapWorkerOur financial situation isn't that good right now
10:44.54Xhorite
10:45.50XhoI've noticed there seems to be a large divide of users on this wiki
10:45.56XhoLike two separate continuities going on
10:46.02XhoThree if you count Waptorverse
10:48.02OluapWorkerI don't count Waptorverse as a separate continuity
10:48.13OluapWorkerSo I don't know what you're talking about
10:48.57XhoWell you have main fictions like the DCP, Xhodocto, AGC PCA etc
10:49.15XhoThen you have ones existing outside of those main circles almost like another community underneath
10:49.58OluapWorkerI take you mean stuff like Katar
10:50.05XhoI suppose so
10:50.15OluapWorkerRight I get what you mean
10:52.32XhoTantum needs to speed up
10:52.50OluapWorkerYes
10:53.03OluapWorkerI suggested Tantumming yesterday but no one reacted
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11:07.30Xho"Nu - Uh....okravandraseiavnirabh. Shuttle launch.               Lemmo - You sure you pronounced that right? There's that-                Nu - I'm a fucking robot, of course I pronounced it right!"
11:08.44ImperiosBeep boop I am a robot
11:22.28Imperioshttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adolf_Lu_Hitler_Marak god dat name
11:34.58ImperiosIs anyone here?
11:35.36OluapWorkerYes
12:01.14Hachi__Sorry, I was sleeping
12:01.46Hachi__Xho: "Don't just stare at it, eat it."
12:02.00Xhohur
12:06.39OluapWorkerohai
12:07.02OluapWorkerI commented before on a cockroach hiding inside my door
12:07.17OluapWorkerLast night when I opened the door, the cockroach came out flying out of the hole
12:07.21OluapWorkerI screamed hur
12:07.59Hachi__ohgodlol
12:08.39Xhoech
12:09.13Imperiosdat creepy
12:09.39Hachi__At least it's not the big one from Men in Black
12:09.54Hachi__That wears your skin
12:14.03OluapWorkerngh
12:14.12XhoWaptorwoach
12:14.40Liquid_InkI had nightmares about that thing as a xhild
12:14.43Liquid_Ink*xhild
12:14.45Liquid_Ink*child
12:23.44XhoPhew, feeling a lot better now
12:25.35Liquid_InkHmm?
12:26.53Hachi__Are there any other main families on Koldenwelt aside from deiwos and kelodhros?
12:28.14ImperiosThere are therioguys aka furries
12:28.18OluapWorkerThere's animal people aka beastmen
12:29.54ImperiosYa
12:30.02ImperiosTheriocephalii
12:30.20Hachi__rite
12:30.37XhoAnd they're the most diverse
12:31.10Hachi__Well I forgot the name for them hur
12:31.11ImperiosTBH I would have given them a more unusual name
12:31.18ImperiosSomething PIE-esque
12:32.05OluapWorkerWhy pie
12:32.51Liquid_InkCrust-aceans?
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12:50.59Imperios2Hi
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13:04.51Imperios2Hi
13:05.38CyrannianHello.
13:06.02CyrannianWe should probably start thinking about featured fictions this weekend.
13:06.16OluapWorkerGorf, Gorf, Gorf and Gorf
13:06.35Imperios2ya
13:06.56Cyrannianhttp://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Gorf - c
13:07.02CyrannianDid you write that?
13:07.26OluapWorkerI didn't
13:07.55OluapWorkerI don't reference my fiction outside of SporeWiki
13:14.31Hachi__The Eye's currently on the Archipelago, right?
13:15.40OluapWorkerhow can u not know dis
13:16.16Hachi__Just double-checking
13:16.30OluapWorkerAlso can you rp right now?
13:16.59Hachi__Jah sure
13:17.13OluapWorker~kick Xho
13:17.14infobotACTION kicks Xho
13:17.28OluapWorkerspu wake up
13:18.31Xhowat
13:18.34Xhowat dafuq u waqnt
13:18.38OluapWorkerwe ice age nao
13:19.06OluapWorker#IceAgeStoof git
13:20.26OluapWorkeri sed git
13:30.49Cyrannianoho, Spartian hates you Hachi. Isn't that such a devastating revelation.
13:31.14Hachi__wanna c dis
13:31.51Cyrannian<PROTECTED>
13:32.01Hachi__"Lucanrio of the Gods- love your fiction. HATE you though. "
13:32.07Hachi__lol
13:33.04CyrannianThat must sting
13:33.23Hachi__I might just cry
13:35.54AwayriosOuch
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13:38.33MonetHi
13:38.41OluapWorkerhi
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13:39.26WormyHello
13:39.50WormyI might get Mass Effect
13:39.51CyrannianHello!
13:41.02WormyLooking forward to some fiction this weekend
13:41.05CyrannianI'm getting the trilogy for Christmas
13:41.21WormyIts going very cheap on Steam atm
13:41.59OluapWorkerME3 isn't available on Steam though
13:42.01OluapWorkerOnly Origin
13:42.17WormyPlus, Cyrannian would still be getting them for free
13:42.26WormyIf he got them as a present
13:42.48MonetIt sounds like Cyrannian's getting the box versions
13:43.08WormyDo the box versions have more content?
13:43.14MonetNah
13:43.41MonetBut they're easier to give to someone under the tree
13:44.18WormyBTW, my lecturer made this game with UDK... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbOVNr02mNU
13:44.56WormySporeWiki games gonna look good in that I think
13:45.35WormyOnly took him a week
13:47.12WormyHow F2P is the Star Wars online game now?
13:47.38WormyLol I've got excuses for playing games during study time now
13:47.49CyrannianIt's completely F2P, with all the same story content available.
13:47.55WormyThats good
13:48.04WormyBefore there were restrictions
13:48.20MonetI think there still might be.
13:48.44CyrannianThere are some features that TOR has that aren't available for F2P though buy they are minor
13:49.00WormyWhat about the Secret World?
13:49.25MonetCompletely free
13:50.45MonetMy only complaint is they could have done much more with the player character
13:51.11Monet80-90% of cutscenes thave them stand there completely mute
13:52.15Cyrannian<PROTECTED>
13:53.02WormySame in Skyrim
13:53.11MonetTwo reasons I chose an Imperial agent: 1) all the cool gadgets, 2) the sinister british voice.
13:53.42WormyI think there are two reasons though, one is that voice acting is expensive, and the other is that some people might be annoyed by the player's voice
13:54.02WormyThe latter is probably more likely in big games
13:54.43CyrannianI really like Vette in TOR
13:56.15AwayriosVette is hot
13:56.18AwayriosI romanced her
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14:07.35Hachi__"okay, i'm just being logical here. see, i think since i'm active most days, i should be added to the active users list. is this okay? give me your opinion. (unless your hachi. he's not allowed here.)" I don't even know why he hates me
14:07.41Hachi__But it is amusing
14:08.24XhoYou should torment him
14:08.32XhoIt's time for a Christmas pantomime
14:08.38XhoAlthough coming from an admin that is bad advice
14:08.43Hachi__olol
14:08.44MonetWho's this
14:08.56Hachi__Spaz-- I mean Spartian
14:09.47MonetLol. If he means the IRC list it's admins only, if he means the user list he can do it himself.
14:10.52Hachi__I feel like making a comment based on his typing but I feel that would be too mean
14:11.11Hachi__I mean he's a child after all
14:11.16CyrannianIt's probably best not to provoke him.
14:11.53Monethttp://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Literature/SporeWikiFictionUniverse added more tropes
14:14.29CyrannianNice job, I liked the bit about villainy with good publicity.
14:15.46MonetI can see many Imperial citizens seeing him as an icon
14:16.25CyrannianOh yes, he's very popular indeed.
14:19.40CyrannianHm, is anyone else having a problem with the online features on Spore?
14:20.13MonetI've tried accessing the site on the odd occasion.
14:20.24MonetHowever for some reason I could not connect to it
14:21.21MonetAnd it seems I still can't. It's like the site doesn't exist.
14:22.34CyrannianI can't seem to log on at all.
14:23.36Hachi__I like how Zazane are the most interspecies race hur
14:29.37MonetI wondered to myself if MD counts as an advanced ancient acropolis
14:30.04MonetBarring anything in the Vartekain Empire, it *is* one of the oldest populated cities in Andromeda
14:30.11MonetVartekian*
15:02.58Wormysnap http://www.dailyfailcenter.com/138517
15:04.15Hachi__olol
15:04.42AdmiralPandaCyrannian Monet: Online servers have been taken down permanently
15:04.53MonetI heard
15:05.16MonetDidn't know how true it was or if it was some wailing spore fan
15:05.48WormyWhat
15:06.03WormyI knew this day was coming, but not so soon.
15:06.34WormyRight
15:06.42MonetI think it's been down for a good while.
15:06.45WormyWe shall make our own version of the Sporepedia
15:06.55XhoThat's a good idea if you ask me
15:06.57WormyWe might get more users
15:07.04XhoSpore servers were LITTERED with crap
15:07.17WormyOurs can be more moderated
15:07.19Hachi__One does not simply redirect user creations to Sporewiki
15:07.31Wormytrue
15:08.13OluapWorkerhttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Ice_Age/Year_5#N.C3.A1i.27s_Thing part 2/3 is dun
15:10.29MonetSo much genre savvy
15:12.50MonetAnother egaplaragus done http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Draconid_Imperium/Society#Egalparagii
15:13.06MonetI'm having a lot of fun reading Return to Egalparagus byw
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15:13.48Monetthis viceroy is more of a "female celebrity" type
15:15.04Hachi__As in
15:15.07Hachi__Porn star?
15:15.19OluapWorkerhur
15:17.17MonetWell she was in a romance film
15:17.25ImperiosHur
15:17.35ImperiosDraconis porn
15:17.43MonetOne woman came to mind when writing about her though: Aphrodite.
15:18.05ImperiosI don't want to know how it looks like
15:18.33Hachi__I most certainly do
15:18.33MonetKavessa has been in one film as a love interest and has been the subject of at least three songs.
15:18.46XhoKicath - dat just disgustin'
15:19.18ImperiosI wonder if Radeons have any actual celebrities
15:19.28ImperiosThat'd be against their ideals
15:19.36AdmiralPandahttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U996nO8zkZs League of Legends parody of What Does the Fox Say?
15:19.53MonetPlease don't remind me of that song. Just...don't
15:20.33AdmiralPandaok
15:21.05MonetALso trust Hachi to want to know what heavy-set dragon porn looks like
15:21.24MonetI'll give one clue: The wings have a symbolic involvement
15:21.32Monet]As in how they are used
15:21.40XhoOh dear
15:21.52XhoI'm going back to the other channel
15:21.57OluapWorkerhur
15:22.04ImperiosWingboner hur
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15:23.57MonetAlso remember that the male is usually getting high on pheromones during the act
15:29.33MonetHmm, I wonder if Draconis males should have a "I'm attractive" scent layer to them
15:29.39Imperios2I wonder how do Radeons actually have sex
15:29.50MonetTHe pheromone thing hooks the male but what entices the female?
15:29.51Hachi__While taping
15:30.15Imperios2*no do
15:30.34OluapWorkerdik and female-cat
15:31.08MonetMaybe...Maybe Draconis percieve attractiveness in a way we can't given their eyes
15:31.22Hachi__Tightness of their cloaca
15:31.32MonetAs in they can gague attractiveness to more subtle degrees than we can
15:31.34Imperios2Hm
15:32.11Imperios2Given that Draconis pay a lot of attention to detail and are generally posh
15:32.37Imperios2It's likely
15:34.07MonetYeah
15:34.47MonetIn Kavessa's case, we might see her as beautiful, to Draconis she may be downright angelic
15:35.09MonetHence why she appears to be a muse to some of her patrons
15:35.20Monetno wait
15:35.23MonetShe's the patron
15:35.45MonetHence why she appears to be a muse to some of the artists she is patron to .
15:37.13Monethttp://static3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20131122125305/spore/images/0/04/Kavessa_Ultanos_Profile.png YMMV on the "she's beautiful" department
15:40.13MonetI can understand if some consider her ugly because she's a dragon
15:40.44OluapWorkerZoles - phat
15:40.48MonetAnd, like all Draconis, has grip enough to fracture your skull
15:41.22OluapWorkerDracogonarious - 2big 2brutish 0/10 would not science with
15:41.34XhoKicath - emphasis on 'science with'
15:42.04Hachi__olol
15:43.15MonetOh wait yeah there's the voice too
15:43.34Hachi__Doesn't bother Hachi hur
15:43.42MonetSome Draconis consider hers siren-like
15:43.52MonetBy Draconis standards
15:44.41OluapWorkerDracogonarious - all da other dragons are ogres
15:46.26MonetAwayHmm, Draconis operas must sound pretty baritone
15:50.55Imperios2I wonder how do Drasheril treat Draconis in terms of appearance
15:51.26Imperios2They're related, there must be some interspecies attraction
15:53.06OluapWorkermidget fetish hur
15:59.42OluapWorkerhttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Ice_Age/Year_5#The_Golden_Wraith REEEED
15:59.56Hachi__It's a good chapter, trust
16:04.49OluapWorkerHachi__: http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/650/514/f9c.gif Horse evolution
16:05.17Hachi__ohgodlol
16:13.56MonetDunno about anyone else but i'm wondering if "ech" is getting overused
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16:14.27ImperiosBack
16:14.28Hachi__In-universe?
16:15.07MonetEhh both sides.
16:15.15Hachi__In that case
16:15.21Hachi__Nowhere near as overused as "hur" hur
16:15.32Monetbut in universe is where i'm more concerned
16:15.37ImperiosOluapWorker and Hachi__: Wow
16:15.40ImperiosThat's a plot twist
16:15.45ImperiosAlso
16:15.49Hachi__My definite reaction
16:15.50ImperiosThe Great Soft Kormacvar Thing
16:15.56OluapWorkerhur
16:15.56Hachi__Also my reaction hur
16:16.21Hachi__Also you get to see two aliens kiss in that section
16:16.32MonetA big blobby Kormacvar kig
16:16.33ImperiosNow it makes me think what Perterrent was
16:16.36Monetking*
16:16.39Imperios...Wait, I know
16:16.49ImperiosThat was the Kormacvar queen!
16:17.09OluapWorkerThe Perterrent was another Kormacvar leader. Whenever he or she predates the Pertannar is unknown
16:17.22Hachi__I hope you all noticed Vansenk's Trolls reference hur
16:17.44OluapWorkerAll he lacked was a fly photobombing his forehead
16:17.57Hachi__olol
16:18.49Hachi__Well actually
16:19.03Hachi__His nanomachines are supposed to represent flies
16:19.05Hachi__so yeh
16:19.21OluapWorkerblah
16:19.38MonetSo Macronormus became a prison?
16:20.06ImperiosAlso I wonder WHAT exactly emperor Pertannar had to do for the Taldar to turn him into a great soft jelly thing
16:20.32Hachi__He tried to become Regnatus before Regnatus
16:20.37Hachi__Link himself to the Grid
16:20.49MonetVolkarus - Noobs
16:21.24OluapWorkerYes
16:21.38OluapWorkerThey tried to achive godhood but the Taldar stopped them
16:21.52OluapWorkerWhen Zargoth attacked, though, Regnatus had the chance of doing it without the Taldar noticing
16:22.13MonetTheian - Dat ego
16:22.49MonetSo essentially the one thing the Taldar don't want is anyone merging themselves with the Grid. Makes sense
16:23.04Hachi__You can see why
16:23.06Hachi__Cuz Regnatus
16:23.27MonetToo much power for one mortal mind
16:23.29OluapWorkerRegnatus got away with it because of Zargoth's intervention, and the Mechanic got away with it because unlike the others who tried before, he's a benevolent guy
16:24.20ImperiosWell he did it with their permission AND it was necessary to stop the Junction's advance
16:24.28OluapWorkerThat too
16:24.59OluapWorkerYou could say Macronormus was a prison, though it wasn't created to be one. Back when the Pertannar and Perterrent were thrown there, the planet was just a lifeless rock
16:25.12OluapWorkerIt only became inhabitable when the Alvino colonized it
16:25.19ImperiosTrue
16:25.33ImperiosWas it a mere coincedence though?
16:25.41ImperiosPerhaps the soft jelly things affected the Alvino somehow
16:25.58OluapWorkerIt's possible, but it might have been coincidence
16:28.12Hachi__Wonder what Arkarixus would think
16:28.22OluapWorkerArkarixus - ew
16:29.00OluapWorkerThe Perterrent and the Pertannar are definetely hundreds of thousands of years older than Arkarixus
16:30.28OluapWorkerThey were cursed before the Grox even arrived
16:30.58Hachi__Makes you think
16:30.59Hachi__Just how "good" were the Kormacvar
16:31.31OluapWorkerIt has already been stated they were an imperalist, paranoid people
16:31.41Hachi__Makes sense
16:32.38OluapWorkerThey were an empire of Javiks back when they were still alive
16:32.43OluapWorker"IN MY CYCLE"
16:33.07MonetIt does show a bit when you consider they created two warmasters to be genetically perfect supersoldiers.
16:33.33OluapWorkerArk and Regnatus were created as weapons against the Grox
16:33.44Hachi__I also wonder how many more Per-whats there are on Macronormus
16:33.54OluapWorkerI'm not sure how their military was like before the war
16:34.00ImperiosAirlock missiles
16:34.00OluapWorkerThere may be more
16:34.42ImperiosThe main weaponry of the Kormacvar people
16:34.46OluapWorkerAll I need are new Pikmin games with Wraith bosses so I can make more hur
16:35.04ImperiosHm
16:35.35ImperiosWhy's that most precursors in the Fictionverse are assholes?
16:35.54OluapWorkerYou made asshole precursors too, you tell us hur
16:36.15OluapWorkerStill I think it's settled that da best part of dat section wus Kirlisir and Vekaron kissin
16:36.32MonetEgo maybe. Or maybe it's the evolution dilema; they're so advanced every other psecies is an ant colony in comparison.
16:37.09Monetspecies*
16:37.25OluapWorkerGardin - NOT THE MOMMA!
16:37.27ImperiosKormacvar were imperialists, so were the Oikoumene, the Rades literally had SCIENCE replace their morality, spirituality and overall common science, and Tertamians blew up Andromeda with Adaru
16:37.39Imperios*common sense
16:37.41MonetTechnically Draconis are precursors to some and I yeah see your point.
16:37.49ImperiosWell Draconis can be assholes too
16:38.34MonetNot all Oikoumene were imperialists, look at Librae
16:39.05Hachi__Now it makes you wonder
16:39.06Hachi__What exactly did Zarkhator do to be considered a war criminal to the Kormacvar
16:39.25MonetMaybe kill lots of Kormacvar?
16:39.34Hachi__Only one word
16:39.37Hachi__Spoilers
16:39.42ImperiosMonet: Keep in mind that she was more or less an exception to this rule, and all Oikoumene that still remain active in present are, well
16:39.43ImperiosNot good
16:39.52Imperios*she was more or less an exception
16:40.27OluapWorkerThere's her, Chaneonix and Drakon
16:40.33OluapWorkerAs the ba guys you have Anteddy and Biceps
16:40.39OluapWorkerMore good guys than bad guys hur
16:40.59MonetWell...not really when you consider the Warriors of Revelation
16:41.20MonetAlthough I think they are meant ot be ambiguous
16:41.48OluapWorkerApocalypta follow Anteddy's orders
16:42.03OluapWorkerSo it's his fault they're evil, for the most part
16:42.06MonetI don't consider Anteddy evil
16:42.39Hachi__Oh Anteddy's evil
16:42.41MonetStraddles the lin ebetween neutral and evil possibly
16:42.41Hachi__Well
16:42.45Hachi__Super greedy
16:43.10ImperiosIt's ambigous
16:43.21ImperiosAnted is either a hypocrite or a zealot
16:44.17OluapWorkerConsidering he's a power-hungry, murderous, cold dictator, he's pretty evil to me
16:44.44MonetYeah but aside from the military presence, the Cyrannian EMpire is practically utopian
16:45.01MonetIt's paradise so long as you obey the Emperor's will
16:45.02ImperiosHm
16:45.07ImperiosSpeaking of hypocrites and zealots
16:45.17Hachi__I dunno if its just me but
16:45.18Hachi__I wanna see Antediluvian get back into romancing and family stuff
16:45.36Hachi__Getting down and dirty with Miluel chickens
16:45.39Hachi__Wait
16:45.47Hachi__*chicks
16:46.11OluapWorkerbok bok
16:46.26OluapWorkerAnteddy - cmere mezzadriel lemme show u ma apocalyptas
16:46.42MonetAfter a couple of months working on the concept, I have decided that DI 3D paintings are essentially created on a physical "smart" canvas that emulates a combined Photoshop and Z-brush software. The canvas (probably though the easel or the brush) can even working out
16:47.03Monetworking out the artist's angle in comparison to the canvas*
16:47.10Hachi__http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Yakshrapala watchu guys think at da mooment
16:47.22OluapWorkerMeketanor - my body is ready
16:47.26OluapWorkeris dum hurhur
16:47.43TNDriosHachi__: Librae then strangles Anted in jealous rage
16:47.50Hachi__hur
16:48.12Hachi__OluapWorker: want u to maek quote fer Yak-Deff guy
16:48.18Hachi__from mortidum
16:48.27OluapWorkerMortium - took ma jerrrrrrrb
16:48.42Hachi__Or rather gave him a job hur
16:51.06Hachi__Also I got kinda clever with the names
16:51.06OluapWorkerdere i quoted ur giant bone thing
16:53.11OluapWorkerYou should probably update your quote on Mortium's page
16:53.17Hachi__Jah I should
16:54.30Hachi__Yach'xeniihalachakan = xeniihala = ex nihilo = from nothing
16:54.32Hachi__Yach'zevhachatalian = zev = Ze'ev = Reference to Benjamin in Genesis as a "wolf that ravaneth"
16:54.34Hachi__Yach'sephulchiuratanai = sephulchiura = sepultura/sepulture = grave
16:54.50MonetNow that's a clever name
16:54.59OluapWorkerSea Witch - in ma tongue ur called "Guy"
16:55.21MonetI applaud these names
16:55.47Hachi__All incarnations of Yak will have clever names like that
16:56.00Hachi__Most of them these days won't know their names but still
16:57.19TNDriosHm
16:57.27TNDriosGive me an adjective to describe masculine attractiveness
16:57.37OluapWorkerLady hands
16:57.47Hachi__Massive cock
16:57.59OluapWorkercours u find kok attractiv
16:58.31Monet"handsome" is the only word I can think of
16:58.49MonetThere's also "striking" or "stunning"
16:59.17Hachi__Dashing, fantastical
16:59.18TNDriosI'll go with "pulchritudinous"
16:59.27TNDriosThat's how I roll ya
16:59.48TNDriosHm
16:59.50TNDriosI dunno
16:59.50AdmiralPandaok so I kinda forgot peoples' X-COM requests when I had to start from an earlier save point, I think Hachi wanted to be a sniper but I can't remember anyone else
16:59.51Hachi__hao bout u fuk off or suk mah big fat blu rabbity balls
17:00.04AdmiralPandaso if you want a soldier named after you drop a class request and I'll get on that
17:00.18TNDriosShould I make Serani speak like a Brit or like a valley girl
17:00.22MonetSaasault/support for me
17:00.22Hachi__Brit
17:00.33Hachi__Valley girls are annoying
17:00.37MonetAssault/Brit
17:00.38Hachi__And besides, I like her as a Brit
17:00.40Monetfak
17:00.55MonetAdmiralPanda: Assault/Support
17:01.46MonetI suddenly wonder if it is possible for a modern human to create a painting using this DI smart canvas stuff.
17:02.19MonetAnd have it not look like crap
17:03.43MonetHave I created a form of expression humans are yet to be capable of?
17:04.21Hachi__Doctor Who did it as well
17:04.30Hachi__Probably coincidence
17:04.50MonetTime Lord Art is created somewhat differently to this
17:05.50TNDriosknockers is British English for "breasts", right?
17:06.08MonetDraconis paint using a canvas with Photoshop and Zbrush, Time Lords literally capture a moment in time.
17:06.15MonetTNDrios: Yes
17:06.53Hachi__TNDrios: So Serani and Yakshrapala meet
17:07.04Hachi__Or at least Serani and one of Yak's incarnations
17:07.10TNDriosYa
17:07.39OluapWorkerknockers
17:07.43OluapWorkerWhat the hell
17:07.48Hachi__Yep
17:08.18MonetTHat's the thing with speaking English, you have infinite oppertunities for an innuendo
17:08.40Hachi__Shoulder boulders
17:08.52MonetI'd say Time Lord art is the closest visualisation for what I intended although I came up with the concept in September.
17:08.59MonetI think
17:09.07OluapWorkerKalcedia - I'll knock you all *immature giggling*
17:10.00Hachi__That's how she kills Quendor in Tantum
17:10.09Hachi__Literally suffocating with breasts
17:10.36MonetSince she's got Kol's DNA she could have crushed his skull with them
17:10.42Hachi__Yeah, that too
17:10.51OluapWorkerI'll be honest and say I'm not really a fan of how you're describing her breasts now
17:11.04OluapWorkerI don't like overly huge breasts hur
17:11.13MonetTo each his own
17:11.27Hachi__I'll tone them down
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17:11.40Hachi__I do wanna get some serious storyline with Kalcedia at some point
17:11.52OluapWorkerSerious + Kalcedia = dun work
17:12.11AdmiralPandaotay so I have Hachi as a sniper and Monet as an assault, anyone else want one?
17:12.18MonetHmm, we could keep the colossal cleavege to Blossom.
17:12.29Hachi__Jah
17:12.35Hachi__Since she is appropriately sized for them
17:12.54MonetBig woman big breasts
17:13.07ImperiosYeah
17:13.19OluapWorkerI'm surprised Kalcedia has never flirted with Arkarixus
17:13.29OluapWorkerShe's flirted with Tharaqím and not Arkarixus
17:13.30ImperiosYiddish is more Creepy Sexy
17:13.37ImperiosYiddish
17:13.42Hachi__No, she's flirted with Ark before
17:13.52MonetNow I just had this disturbing image that one of Yidda's breasts weighs more than me
17:13.54OluapWorkerI don't remember that
17:13.55Hachi__I do recall her flirting with Ark at some point
17:13.56ImperiosThat is the official nickname for Blossom now
17:14.03Hachi__Monet: olol
17:14.20Hachi__Replace "disturbing" with "absolutely splendid"
17:14.26OluapWorkerhave it happen again then hur
17:16.09OluapWorkerI'm here suggesting this kind of thing and to be honest, I regret nothing hur
17:16.35Hachi__olol
17:16.54Hachi__I just noticed
17:16.55Hachi__Re-reading that Ice Age section
17:17.21Hachi__Kirlisir is fangirling over Wragrot and Vekaron hur
17:17.41OluapWorkerShe is?
17:18.02Hachi__Well
17:18.02Hachi__I feel I made it seem that way by accident
17:18.14Hachi__Aside from her kissing Vekaron
17:18.15Hachi__cuz funi
17:18.44OluapWorkerVekaron - kirlisir im not breathin too well yet. u mite wanna do dat agen
17:19.12Hachi__hur
17:19.16OluapWorkerI think this is the first section where Kirlisir and Wragrot weren't hostile to each other
17:20.29TNDriosHachi_: http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Yakshrapala#Quotes quoted
17:20.55Hachi__Is it wrong I like the idea of Kirlisir x Wragrot hur
17:21.17OluapWorkerConsidering the size difference, yes hur
17:21.32Hachi__olol Serani
17:21.53TNDriosI wonder if I succeded in making her sound British
17:21.54OluapWorkerGiant wolf on cat girl akshun
17:22.14Hachi__Definitely British
17:22.57AdmiralPandaMonet: Despite at least five aliens practically circle-jerking on you, you're still alive
17:23.47MonetSounds badass
17:29.12AdmiralPandaHachi__ has been awarded the Urban Combat Medal for randomly deciding to go beastmode and kill off like six aliens on his own
17:29.38Hachi__lel
17:40.38TNDriosOluapWorker: Can I make a female Gros model?
17:40.54OluapWorkerYou can
17:41.40OluapWorkerRemember, Gros are reptiles, so no breasts hur
17:42.08TNDriosI know hur
17:42.20Hachi__dum
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17:47.49AdmiralPandawelp, Monet is stalking a chryssalid through a wrecked Russian arms depot
17:47.56AdmiralPandawhoever finds the other first lives at this point
17:48.15OluapWorkerdumba
17:48.19MonetOne question: DO I have backup?
17:48.30AdmiralPandanot in range to be of much use
17:49.07MonetThat's not good.
17:49.16AdmiralPandaI take it back
17:49.27AdmiralPandaas soon as I said that, the entire squad just took reaction shots and blasted it to pieces
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17:49.37OluapWorkerTechnobliterator: http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Ice_Age/Year_5#Return_to_the_Distant_Planet chek finished section
17:49.42DrodoEmpireHey, everyone.
17:49.58AdmiralPandahi
17:50.05DrodoEmpire...Hi.
17:50.59Technobliteratorwill do
17:52.33AdmiralPandaMonet has been awarded the Council Medal of Honour for somehow surviving being jumped by two chryssalids
17:53.09MonetYay. Now where's the award party happening?
17:53.33Technobliterator"The Mikmik watched the team from a distance, and after Kirlisir got up, they all returned and formed a circle around them. Vekaron and Wragrot looked aprehensive for their sheer numbers."
17:53.37Technobliteratorthis sentence is confusing
17:53.43Technobliteratorthese two are that is
17:53.57AdmiralPandaone of the numerous space-brothels Kaios owns most likely
17:54.27OluapWorkerWhat's confusing about it
17:54.39OluapWorkerThe Mikmik approached the team and formed a circle around them
17:55.01OluapWorkerAnd there were so many of them Vekaron and Wragrot got intimidated
17:55.33XhoVekaron - IT'S LIKE A SWARM. A SWARM OF CUTE THINGS THAT ARE SCARY IN NUMBERS
17:55.53OluapWorkeraye
17:55.54OluapWorkerAlso spu
17:56.32Technobliteratoralright, that makes sense
17:58.58XhoHachi__: Requoted source dog
17:59.02XhoSauce Dog
17:59.11XhoThat's my new nickname for Yakshrapala
17:59.29Hachi__olol
17:59.40OluapWorkerawful lack of tantum around these parts
18:02.19Xho#TantummodoMortem
18:02.19Xhogit
18:03.40OluapWorkerthrows Hachi__ at the chat
18:04.12Technobliteratorsection was pretty nice
18:04.20OluapWorkerThanks
18:04.34WormyLol Christmas lights got turned on in my town, the mayor asked everyone to clap to God Save the Queen and everyone ignored him
18:04.41Technobliteratorwell written, though the use of other languages was somewhat over the top
18:04.53WormyNot many royalists up North
18:04.57OluapWorkerEh?
18:05.02OluapWorker~kick Hachi__
18:05.02infobotACTION kicks Hachi__
18:05.04OluapWorkerdam u
18:05.10XhoWormy: What a tosser
18:06.42MonetMethinks buni is busy
18:06.58Xhoquit ur wankin
18:07.13WormyLol!
18:08.13OluapWorkerhur
18:09.11WormyThere are odd people in my town.  There's a man who collects old ambulances, another who mows the pavement and an old guy who walks around with a teddy bear
18:09.28OluapWorker"man who collects old ambulances"
18:09.30OluapWorkerWhat the hell
18:09.53WormyI couldn't help but laugh last time and he held up his teddy bear in anger, pointing at me to show it
18:10.49WormyI think I mentioned the guy sucking his thumb on the train
18:11.06OluapWorkerYou did
18:12.12OluapWorkerhttp://i.imgur.com/6QlGJ1k.gif ur a minecraft
18:12.35XhoMy brain right there
18:12.37AdmiralPandadis
18:12.42AdmiralPandadis is a gud dis
18:12.52Wormyaye
18:14.19Hachi__OluapWorker: Santo and Moxix
18:14.34OluapWorkerhur
18:14.40XhoSanto - IT'S A FANTASTIC MAGICAL RIDE OF RAINBOWS AND--    Moxix -NASDLASFBHSDFSGJGFAUDGAYFG
18:14.48OluapWorkerHachi__: http://i.imgur.com/D6sufy0.jpg "A red-black effect now appears when you're hit by a strong blow. It'll only appear when you have high damage, so when you see this you're in trouble--and you're probably about to get KO'd!"
18:15.00OluapWorkerI imagine this looking awesome animated
18:15.12Hachi__Geezush
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18:22.23Wormyhi
18:23.42OluapWorkerhttp://i.imgur.com/ojRoD4n.gif?1 PLOT TWIST
18:30.27AdmiralPandaMonet managed to capture both a sectoid and an outsider in one mission
18:32.48OluapWorkerhttp://i.imgur.com/ARRpa5w.gif HNNNNG
18:34.05Hachi__"Daikaiju are created by the Vanara via a nuclear fission process. Though lacking the intelligence necessary to make them fully sentient beings they are extremely cunning, more then capable of working together and exploiting weakness of their opponents."
18:34.13Hachi__"nuclear fission process"
18:34.20Hachi__Umm
18:34.55MonetOnce again science weeps
18:34.57TNDriosAtomic kaiju
18:36.39WormyOn a slightly unrelated topic, I find this cool http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Natural_nuclear_fission_reactor
18:37.07Hachi__Nuclear is more likely to give you cancerous tumours than kaiju powers
18:37.12AdmiralPandaso you're making kaiju by splitting atoms?
18:37.29MonetAdmiralPanda: Apparently
18:37.34AdmiralPandalike, does it not occur to people how silly an idea this is?
18:38.13Wormylol
18:38.48WormyI think the writer obviously thought "nuclear sounds cool"
18:39.11WormyThough I doubt this qualifies the Rule of Cool.
18:39.14MonetALso there's the sentient/sapient confusion again
18:42.37TNDrioshttp://static1.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/b/bc/High_Commandant_Azanri.png Have a hawt Gros girl
18:42.52AdmiralPandaohmygod Monet you are a hero
18:43.06AdmiralPandathat nearly went all the way bad all the way fast
18:43.10Hachi__Doesn't look too bad
18:43.11Hachi__Like
18:43.21OluapWorkerwOAH
18:43.23Hachi__7/10 would maybe insert wiener
18:43.25OluapWorkerI really like it
18:44.00AdmiralPandaHachi__: you have like six holes to insert wiener just on face alone
18:44.16TNDriosI wanted to invoke that Nazi baroness feel in her
18:44.28OluapWorkerEw, those are noses
18:44.38TNDriosShe Wolf of SS style
18:44.39Hachi__ECH
18:44.40WormyIt has manly arms though Hachi
18:44.41Hachi__ECH ECH ECH
18:44.52Hachi__Why would I insert wiener into her nostrils
18:45.01Hachi__Bro that's just
18:45.26AdmiralPandaw/e it's an alien
18:45.31AdmiralPandathey could have been six alien vaginas for all I know
18:45.37Hachi__...True
18:45.40Hachi__Vagina noses
18:45.42OluapWorkerThey're my species
18:45.43WormyThey could be both
18:45.49OluapWorkerI know what the holes re
18:45.50OluapWorkerare
18:45.52Hachi__Sounds like something GD would come up with
18:45.52TNDrioshttp://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Film/IlsaSheWolfOfTheSS That was one of my inspiration
18:45.57TNDriosinspirations
18:46.06AdmiralPandaKo: I know, but you didn't say that until after hte six holes line
18:47.06OluapWorkerFor some reason I imagine her having a verbal tic where she randomly screams "HEIL HITLER" in the middle of sentences
18:47.34Hachi__olol
18:48.37Hachi__I love the Legend of Zelda games
18:48.38Hachi__I mean, Zelda's just so fucking cool
18:48.40Hachi__What with the sword and shield and all
18:49.05OluapWorkerIs this a joke I'm not getting or what
18:49.36Hachi__I felt like referring back to the whole "Link Isn't Zelda" thing
18:50.15OluapWorkerIf you were in front of me right now I'd give you a smack hur
18:50.27Hachi__hur
18:51.52Hachi__Should've seen my gf's face when I told her that Rosalina was playable in the new Mario game
18:51.54Hachi__Then she immediately referred back to the cat costumes
18:51.55Hachi__I had an imaginative evening that day
18:52.04WormyThe only Zelda I know is the Wand of Gamelon
18:52.29OluapWorkerYou only know the non-canon crap side of Zelda then
18:52.35Wormyyep
18:52.37OluapWorkerIt's a really good videogame series
18:54.14Hachi__http://static3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20091010125643/zelda/images/3/3b/FMV_%28The_Wand_of_Gamelon%29.png [SILENT JUDGING INTENSIFIES]
18:56.24WormyAnd so, Weegee was born.
18:56.40TantumiosOluapWorker: http://media.tumblr.com/2f82cf34222cabbdef1d35a031b51913/tumblr_inline_mqri5vo3ZO1qz4rgp.jpg
18:57.12OluapWorkerSeen
19:08.47AdmiralPandaand that's enough X-COM related stress for one day
19:09.19AdmiralPandaMonet chased down and stunned a Muton while the rest of the squad was on the other side of the ship
19:09.48Technobliteratorx-com is hard
19:10.04AdmiralPandaTechno: get the expansion, MECs make everything easier
19:10.21Hachi__Yeh
19:10.26Hachi__MECs everything easier
19:11.09AdmiralPandapun aside, they have 2-3 times the health of your average soldier depending on rank and armour, and it's not long before they have enough firepower to one-shot a chryssalid
19:11.20Technobliteratorall my soldiers died in like 2 hits
19:11.24OluapWorkerHachi__: http://i.4cdn.org/vp/src/1385607920186.png bzz bzz
19:11.26Technobliteratordespite being highest level
19:11.29Technobliteratorand fully kitted out
19:11.41MonetTechnobliterator: Put them in something other than flak armour then
19:11.49TechnobliteratorI did
19:11.53Technobliteratorand they die in 2 hits
19:11.56Technobliteratoror 1 melee hit
19:12.15AdmiralPandathat's cus melee troops are OP, but usually fairly easy to take down before they're a problem
19:12.31AdmiralPandaand the only units that should be able to take down a fully armoured, full rank soldier are things like sectopods
19:12.43AdmiralPandaso your problem is clearly lack of heavies with HEAT ammo
19:12.50Technobliteratormy problem is
19:12.54Technobliteratorif I send a guy out
19:13.08Technobliteratorsuddenly I find there are 9999 aliens waiting for him and he dies
19:13.13Technobliteratorif I don't send a guy out I lose
19:13.24Technobliteratorbecause I never get stuff done
19:13.51AdmiralPandasounds like you just never learned how to move your squad around and deal with targets effectively before you got to hte hard stuff
19:14.18Technobliteratornope, I never did
19:14.24MonetYeah, she's mentioned she doesn't give them covering fire and rushes around the map
19:14.29AdmiralPandathat would be your problem
19:14.41AdmiralPandano amount of armour will save your soldiers from bad positioning :P
19:15.03Technobliteratorlike
19:15.07Technobliteratoridk how this game works
19:15.31AdmiralPandait's pretty simple really, just use single moves from cover to cover, overwatching at every opportunity
19:15.54Technobliteratorwhen I go in with that mentality
19:15.59TechnobliteratorI just never get stuff done
19:16.00Technobliteratorget bored
19:16.05Technobliteratorthen send one guy in to his death
19:16.08AdmiralPandathen strategy games are not for you
19:16.27TechnobliteratorI played rts's
19:16.32Technobliteratorused to be decent at starcraft
19:16.40AdmiralPandayeah this game is not starcraft
19:16.45Technobliteratorand I want to love x-com but it's hard
19:16.51Technobliteratorindeed, it's not
19:17.02Technobliteratorpunishes you even more for messing up when you are limited to 6 guys
19:17.14AdmiralPandanever send one guy in, you always need to have two or three going at a time
19:17.31AdmiralPandaand rushing is just putting a target on someone's back saying "kill me pls"
19:17.36Technobliteratorthen...two or three die hur
19:18.35AdmiralPandamy best advice would be to start over, and use those early missions where it's nothing but sectoids to work on your troop positioning
19:19.36AdmiralPandayou need to have two or three people watching each other at a time, so that if a firefight breaks out you're not madly rushing your forces around to get into position
19:24.12Technobliteratorif I ever play again, yeah I could do that
19:28.29AdmiralPandaoh, and just be glad you don't have to deal with seekers ^.^
19:30.20AdmiralPandaSeekers are basically giant alien space squids that want to rape the faces of any soldiers that get split off from the rest of the team
19:31.00Technobliteratoractually
19:31.06TechnobliteratorI think I have played against seekers
19:31.08Technobliteratorand died
19:32.23MonetSeekers are specific to Enemy WIthin
19:32.27AdmiralPandaif you don't have the expansion you on't have met seekers
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19:55.50Wormyfunny cus this happens http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqPel7iuBw4
19:56.06TantumiosOluapWorker: http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/File:Gros_Meeting.png
19:56.58OluapWorkerLooks good
19:57.07OluapWorkerWho's the one on Gnorvi's side supposed to be?
19:57.59TantumiosA royal guard or sumfink
19:58.51OluapWorkerrite that works
19:59.59Tantumioshttp://static4.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/9/94/Gros_Praetorian.png That's him
20:07.37Monethttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Draconid_Imperium/Intelligence Witch craft Guy inc. quotes appreciated
20:07.50TantumiosSpah
20:14.08OluapWorkerDon't got anyone to quote as
20:16.21Hachi__So wait
20:16.25Hachi__Gros are still around?
20:16.46OluapWorkerThis is TND
20:17.01OluapWorkerThey've not been "officially" blown up yet
20:17.51OluapWorkerMonet: http://i.imgur.com/eLlQ9D1.png "I found a perfect place for our caravan"
20:18.17OluapWorkerGotta go
20:31.12MonetWait...Olaup's characters have encountered the RIA
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20:47.00Xho_AwayBack
20:57.39MonetDamn I should have figured the logic asking for quotes on an organisation that exists only in rumour.
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21:02.53XhoHm what to do
21:03.07Hachi__Make that neutral empire
21:03.21XhoRight
21:03.27XhoThat's still in the embryonic stage
21:03.37Hachi__extract dis
21:04.13Xhoneh
21:04.44XhoOh god
21:04.45XhoFantasy Kicath
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21:04.59Hachi__aka Phoenixes
21:05.07XhoThat's Fantasy Vi'Navitum
21:05.08TheBuldierHello
21:05.30XhoSo we have Fantasy Vi'Navitum, Fantasy Xhodocto and Fantasy Dominion
21:06.02Hachi__needs fantusy naxridonz
21:06.13Xhofuk dem
21:07.18Hachi__Imma go ahead and make tree peeps
21:07.21Hachi__Ebul tree peeps
21:08.18Xhoneeds moar gud peeps
21:08.20XhoOr neutral peeps
21:08.53Hachi__I'll be making another fiction to counteract them, sorta
21:08.57XhoAlthough that doesn't help in the fact that I want to expand on Void Entities
21:09.02Hachi__African-inspired tribe dog people
21:09.10ImperiosDawg mons
21:09.12XhoAt least it isn't primate
21:09.17XhoOtherwise I'd smack you one
21:09.20Hachi__That would've been racist
21:09.23Xhoxactly
21:09.31Hachi__Although
21:09.35Hachi__Now that you mention it
21:09.46Imperios...hey, here's an idea
21:09.53ImperiosFrench monkey people!
21:11.45ImperiosAnyway
21:12.01ImperiosSpeaking of the Fantasyverse, I am going to make flags for different human provinces
21:12.56Imperioshttp://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ge%27ez_abugida Do you think these symbols could fit
21:13.02ImperiosAlhassal?
21:13.26XhoOne of the Void Entities is a Void Guardian
21:13.38Hachi__Imperios: yeh
21:13.46XhoThink giant draconic demon made of darkstone that's empowered by a void spirit
21:13.56ImperiosI like the name of that script
21:14.00Hachi__So a golem
21:14.02ImperiosGeezush alphabet
21:14.06XhoYeah
21:14.11XhoDarkstone Golem
21:14.59XhoThey still exist in Koldenwelt as dormant statues
21:15.08Hachi__Makes sense
21:15.09XhoPlug magic into them = Presto we have a problem
21:15.39XhoIn fact hundreds of them decorate the Osdaemonis fortress as sentinels when the fortress is under attack
21:16.58ImperiosThere's a person in my VK (Russian Facebook) friend list whose name is "Hot Asians from Saint Petersburg"
21:17.00ImperiosSeriously
21:17.19Hachi__ohgod
21:18.50AdmiralPandais dis thing still working?
21:18.54AdmiralPandaapparently so
21:19.30ImperiosHachi__: The African dogs should decorate their chariots heavily
21:20.02Hachi__I didn't think they'd have chariots
21:20.21AdmiralPandathey should have chariots pulled by other dogs
21:20.29AdmiralPandaI don't know hwo they are but this should be a thing
21:20.41ImperiosYO DAWG I HEARD U LIEK FIRE SO WE PUT FIRE IN YOUR CHARIOT SO YOU COULD BURN WHILE YOU RIDE
21:22.12Hachi__I was also wondering
21:22.21Hachi__Should there be an elvish equivalent to the Empire
21:22.50ImperiosCommie elves vs Nazi humans
21:23.06ImperiosThe Union of Elven Soviet Republics
21:23.06Hachi__Agendas and technologies would vary obviously, alongside Source usage
21:23.15Hachi__Communist Elves
21:23.18Hachi__Sounds good hur
21:24.11XhoI want to play Sims 3 but my game can't save
21:25.06ImperiosAlso we'll need a Caucasus-inspired Elven culture so we could make an elf Stalin
21:25.23Hachi__yus
21:25.35Hachi__I imagine it would consist of high elves
21:26.05Hachi__Dryadali Sovereign
21:26.09Hachi__hao dat sound
21:26.24Xho>Needs less bad guys
21:26.30Xho>Makes Elf Stalin
21:26.33Xhohalp
21:27.20AdmiralPandaI had a kinda tree elf thing going on but I left them alone when the fictionverse died
21:27.49Hachi__I imagine the elf faction would be more about protecting Koldenwelt rather than ruling it like the Empire
21:27.50Hachi__But then again, protecting it could involve more than what it sounds
21:29.09AdmiralPandaiRobot much
21:29.24AdmiralPandathat was meant as a reference not a criticism
21:29.33ImperiosBeep boop
21:29.37Hachi__ohgod
21:29.40Hachi__Which reminds me
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21:29.48Hachi__I need to make Edifice's robot guys at some point
21:29.53ImperiosWe could have them use Asimoveswue golems
21:30.14AdmiralPandain case anyone doesn't get the reference, iRobot was about Asimov's Laws causing a robot revolution
21:30.14Hachi__yeh
21:30.22Hachi__Yeah I recognize it
21:30.29ImperiosHachi__: http://lurkmore.so/images/2/29/Yo_dawg_anonim.jpg
21:30.50Hachi__olol
21:30.59MonetAdmiralPanda: You refer to the film don't you?
21:31.09AdmiralPandaMonet: yeah
21:31.16MonetAnd not the book
21:31.22Hachi__Both are good imo
21:32.03MonetFilm was good. To al lthose who whine it asn't like Aasimov's book I d obelieve there was a card that said the film was *inspired by* the book.
21:32.20Hachi__Imperios: So we have Nazi humans and Soviet elves
21:32.22MonetEither at the beginning or at the end, can't remember
21:32.25Hachi__Plan plan plan plan
21:33.26ImperiosComrade Laiqael hero dog
21:33.38Hachi__hur
21:33.46ImperiosDenounce human Imperial chum
21:34.08Hachi__While the humans are destroying/enslaving races, the Sovereign could be unifying/allying them
21:34.15Hachi__The African dog guys could be allies
21:34.45ImperiosYa
21:35.53Hachi__So we have the Empire of Man as bad guys and the Dryadali Sovereign as not-as-bad guys
22:34.43XhoLooking at a music sheet for one of the songs by Animals As Leaders
22:34.48XhoWHAT KIND OF MADNESS IS THIS
22:37.37Hachi__Hmm?
22:38.07Xhohttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R412u9OGY5k This song
22:40.07XhoIf I knew what scales he was using I'd be able to play something like that
22:40.15XhoBut the speed it goes at
22:40.17XhoHoly fuck
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22:52.37XhoHachi__: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvNDcVRlyYk Santorakh fucks with Mario
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23:09.26Wormyhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dreamfall_Chapters:_The_Longest_Journey
23:09.30Wormylooks good
23:34.35XhoGoing on DA
23:34.36XhoFront page
23:34.47XhoLiterally I cannot find anything under my definition of art
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