| 00:44.13 | ZF_gaming | Bye guys. |
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| 01:11.58 | Hachi__ | hai u |
| 01:12.14 | OluapPlayer | hai |
| 01:17.43 | OluapPlayer | Hey there's a new Steam Sale |
| 01:17.50 | OluapPlayer | Shame I can't buy anything right now |
| 01:17.55 | Hachi__ | Yup, saw some DA journals bout that |
| 01:18.02 | OluapPlayer | "-75% off Skyrim" |
| 01:18.03 | OluapPlayer | unf |
| 01:18.09 | Hachi__ | olol |
| 01:20.02 | OluapPlayer | One guy pointed out Shiny Greninja looks like Mikasa |
| 01:20.04 | OluapPlayer | Now I can't unsee it |
| 01:20.45 | Hachi__ | ohgod |
| 01:21.53 | OluapPlayer | http://rakkushi.deviantart.com/art/Fairy-Gardevoir-393404272?q=gallery%3ARakkushi%2F7047709&qo=7 have a super cute thing |
| 01:24.09 | Hachi__ | daww |
| 01:30.22 | OluapPlayer | With this Steam Sale, the Skyrim core game is cheaper than the Dragonborn DLC |
| 01:30.24 | OluapPlayer | dis not rite |
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| 01:30.50 | Tybusen | Hachi__: reply to transmission dam u |
| 01:31.06 | Hachi__ | fuk sake soon |
| 01:31.46 | Tybusen | danke |
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| 01:50.40 | DrodoEmpire | Hey, everyone. |
| 01:51.17 | TekDroid | Hello |
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| 04:06.29 | Hachi__ | Hai Panda |
| 04:06.43 | AdmiralPanda | holy crap you're still awake |
| 04:07.01 | AdmiralPanda | oh also, would you like your X-COM you to undergo gene modification treatment? |
| 04:07.23 | Hachi__ | Yes |
| 04:07.28 | Hachi__ | Akways |
| 04:07.31 | Hachi__ | Always* |
| 04:07.44 | Hachi__ | Because everybody knows gene modification = dick increase |
| 04:07.49 | AdmiralPanda | lel |
| 04:08.00 | AdmiralPanda | I'm not spending Meld fixing your inadiquacies |
| 04:08.13 | Hachi__ | Ow ;-; |
| 04:09.18 | AdmiralPanda | but I can do higher muscle fiber density allowing you to reach high ground without need for grappling hooks, ladders e.t.c., bioelectric skin so you can't be snuck up on and raped, and improved accuracy at long ranges |
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| 04:12.03 | AdmiralPanda | now the creepy german doctor gets to poke you for 9 days, and you'll be good as new |
| 04:12.48 | Hachi__ | I send my love to him |
| 04:14.27 | AdmiralPanda | I just realised it must be like 4:AM where you are |
| 04:18.24 | Hachi__ | Yeah pretty much |
| 04:20.10 | AdmiralPanda | decide that sleep is for the weak? |
| 04:25.40 | Hachi__ | Pretty much, yeah |
| 04:38.25 | AdmiralPanda | well, let me know if you ever feel up for continuing our magical adventure, until then I'ma keep playing X-COM |
| 04:39.06 | Hachi__ | rite, gotcha |
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| 11:30.24 | Monet | Hello |
| 11:31.40 | OluapWorker | hi |
| 11:31.57 | Monet | I'm throing this out there but I had a thought about DI science: I think most know Draconis have this aversion to bionics or genetic modification on themselves so I wondered about a loophole. |
| 11:32.37 | Monet | What if, instead of all these, over the millenia they tried improving themselves by artifically introducing gene-engineered bacterial cultures? |
| 11:34.39 | Imperios2 | I imagine that could be the work of the more radical scientists |
| 11:36.20 | Monet | Well actually it's happening here on Earth, just not the gene-mod part. |
| 11:36.38 | Monet | Ever drank Yakult, Activia or eaten Acidophilus? |
| 11:37.30 | Imperios2 | Activia, yes |
| 11:37.38 | Imperios2 | The rest, not really |
| 11:38.27 | Monet | You've been introducing a new bacterial culture into your body. |
| 11:39.22 | Imperios2 | Ya |
| 11:41.11 | Monet | I think it might work; Draconis don't like gene mods because they consider DNA tampering as befouling nature's work and they don't like cybernetics because it's unnatural in their eyes |
| 11:41.52 | Monet | Introducing new bacterial cultures into their bodies however, it's saort-of like adding to what's already there. |
| 11:42.33 | Imperios2 | I imagine it could be practiced by the nobles to enhance their health and lifespan |
| 11:42.47 | Imperios2 | Or the military |
| 11:43.12 | Monet | I think one of the reasons you have to regularly consume Activia or Yakult is either A) only a few of those billions of bacteria survive inside the intestinal tract and B) it's still a foreign object. |
| 11:43.50 | Monet | If we can create bacterial strains that can eat crude oil who knows how we could improve our bodies |
| 11:45.40 | Monet | We already have products that aid the digestive system. What about cultures that can improve respiration or oxygen intake, boost the healing of wounds, improve digestive efficiency or like you said improve lifespan. |
| 11:46.35 | Imperios2 | I actually imagine the Draconis were somehow improved at one point in their history |
| 11:47.05 | Monet | Or maybe the Draconis have found a way to create a culture that can break down alien protiens? Making eating alien food safe to eat (but not neccesserily nutritious, that requires something else) |
| 11:47.06 | Imperios2 | Wait, that's the third time I say "I imagine" |
| 11:47.09 | Imperios2 | Damm my English |
| 11:47.35 | Imperios2 | That too, they need that in order to colonise other worlds |
| 11:48.04 | Monet | Drugs are but one form of medical technology, this could be another |
| 11:49.14 | Imperios2 | Well we already have virus and bacterial therapy |
| 11:49.47 | Monet | Viral therapy, I think i've heard of that. |
| 11:49.50 | Imperios2 | You know |
| 11:50.05 | Monet | Gene therapy? |
| 11:50.22 | Imperios2 | I don't think it's widely practiced in Western Europe |
| 11:50.25 | Imperios2 | As in, viral therapy |
| 11:50.42 | Imperios2 | The concept in itself is kinda creepy |
| 11:50.48 | Monet | Gene therapy does involve using viruses |
| 11:51.13 | Imperios2 | You insert a goddamn microscopic Xenomorph in your body |
| 11:51.39 | Monet | I've already mentioned Draconis use gene therapy to cure genetic ailments |
| 11:53.28 | Monet | It's about the only kind of genetic engineering scientific circles allow on Draconis |
| 12:08.01 | Monet | Hmm, another possible thing that they could do is make the cultures compatable with their biologies. |
| 12:09.32 | Monet | Right now while the stuff in Yakult, Activia and acidophilus is beneficial and harmless, they're still cultures that are not fully adapted to human biology. |
| 12:10.05 | Monet | And I think they're also vunerable to white blood cell attack. |
| 12:11.21 | Monet | The only advantage I see in this is that it encourages people to constantly buy yakult/activiba/acidophilus in order to recieve its effects. |
| 12:11.26 | Monet | So money |
| 12:12.45 | Monet | While DI biotech firms could have created biologically-compatable strains sometime after making money became something of a non-issue in DI society |
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| 12:15.44 | AdmiralPanda | hello |
| 12:15.56 | AdmiralPanda | I will await the arrival of buni, until then I will do just about nothign |
| 12:17.21 | Monet | Y u no one earlier I could have used your biology knowledge. |
| 12:17.31 | AdmiralPanda | sorry Monet-senpai~ |
| 12:17.38 | AdmiralPanda | sorry I've been making way too many senpai jokes today |
| 12:18.14 | Monet | [11:30] <Monet> I'm throing this out there but I had a thought about DI science: I think most know Draconis have this aversion to bionics or genetic modification on themselves so I wondered about a loophole. What if, instead of all these, over the millenia they tried improving themselves by artifically introducing gene-engineered bacterial cultures? |
| 12:21.31 | Monet | Given this already happens (sort of) in human society ,I think this coul work |
| 12:21.38 | Monet | could* |
| 12:23.45 | AdmiralPanda | what ends are they trying to achieve by these bacterial cultures? |
| 12:24.24 | Monet | Healthier lives mostly. |
| 12:24.54 | Monet | I'm not going to go as far as saying said cultures give the msuper-strength or intelligence or anything crazy like that |
| 12:25.51 | AdmiralPanda | right, this might just be personal bias but if I wanted to do something like that, I'd probably use a retrovirus to alter the subject's DNA while still a child |
| 12:27.00 | Monet | Problem is that goes against the Draconis' "genetic engineering (except to cure genetic ailments) is wrong" ethos. |
| 12:27.49 | AdmiralPanda | yeah, I'm just not sure that a bacterial culture will get you what you want |
| 12:28.05 | AdmiralPanda | I suppose you'd have to be more specific than 'healthier living' |
| 12:28.18 | Monet | Longer lifespan perhaps? |
| 12:28.32 | Monet | One possible purpose I'd thought about was hosts could use engineered cultures to break down alien protiens. |
| 12:28.45 | Monet | The cultures won't guarentee nutrition |
| 12:29.00 | Monet | At least, I don't imagine them to |
| 12:29.42 | AdmiralPanda | longer lifespan would be best achieved by use of retroviruses to counteract degrading DNA, to be honest |
| 12:30.16 | AdmiralPanda | they can be engineered to remove the faulty sequences and replace them with the right ones |
| 12:32.02 | Monet | TBH, I came up with this idea using products such as Yakult and Activia as a conceptual foundation. Although I hear some people say those things are a waste of time. |
| 12:33.12 | Monet | I remember my mum once looked at the ingredients of Yakult and was a bit disgusted to learn the varieties of sugar contained in the bottle. Even though i'm pretty sure those sugars are there for the bacteria. |
| 12:34.33 | AdmiralPanda | for hte most part yeah |
| 12:35.42 | Monet | "Yeah those yogurts are a waste of time" or "yeah those sugars are for the bacteria" |
| 12:36.07 | AdmiralPanda | they aren't necessarily a waste of time, but they won't help you if hte rest of your life is unhealthy |
| 12:36.07 | Monet | I am aware that most of those billions of cultures do not survive the journey though the digestive tract |
| 12:38.07 | Monet | Maybe Draconis find a way to implant bacterial cultures that doesn't involve going though the digestive process. |
| 12:39.08 | Monet | Although I recall one of the main reasons modern industries are restricted to digestive yogurts is because in order t opass from the intestine into the bloodstream, you need to be about as small as a single sugar molecule. |
| 12:39.18 | Monet | glucose molecule* |
| 12:39.25 | Monet | Bacteria are way too massive |
| 12:40.31 | Monet | And the only other way humans can introduce stuff to the bloodstream is needles |
| 12:41.09 | AdmiralPanda | Part of the problem is it's hard to recommend options without knowing what's needed |
| 12:41.17 | Monet | So maybe the DI's scientists found a way to introduce stuff without really sharp needles? |
| 12:41.37 | AdmiralPanda | beneficial bacteria don't really do that much except compete with harmful ones |
| 12:42.08 | AdmiralPanda | you could make bacterial strains that produce hormones and whatnot but then it's kinda hard to get them to live inside the body |
| 12:42.33 | Monet | I had thought about biological compatability |
| 12:43.00 | AdmiralPanda | compatability isn't a problem, you just mimic the surface antigens |
| 12:43.19 | Monet | Easily done with the right sequencing |
| 12:44.13 | Monet | Are you referring to how the cultures gain the materials in order to do their jobs? |
| 12:44.16 | AdmiralPanda | but yeah, realistically I can't recommend ways of achieving goals if I don't know what the goals are |
| 12:44.58 | Monet | I figure if you want a hormone-producing culture, it'll need more than glucose |
| 12:45.24 | AdmiralPanda | if you want a culture to produce biochemicals, it's better to just culture them in a lab and inject the chemical, like we do with insulin for diabetics |
| 12:46.15 | AdmiralPanda | getting them to live in the bloodstream isn't an option because they can clog capillaries and cause clots, and there's no way of ensuring an even distribution |
| 12:46.27 | AdmiralPanda | organs cause the same problem because without modification there's nowhere to store them |
| 12:46.47 | AdmiralPanda | and if they're in the digestive system, none of their useful by-products will make it into hte bloodstream |
| 12:46.52 | AdmiralPanda | or at least not many |
| 12:47.49 | AdmiralPanda | either way, as I said I can't really give answers if I don't have the right questions |
| 12:48.45 | Monet | I guess I overestimated the use of the harmless bacteria in human bodies. |
| 12:49.11 | AdmiralPanda | yeah, all they do is compete with the harmful ones |
| 12:49.30 | AdmiralPanda | stop them from reaching dangerous levels |
| 12:51.07 | Monet | I was merely wondering if there could be an added level of usefulness to these bacteria; while competing with the harmful ones they also do something else that benefits the host. |
| 12:51.28 | Monet | Which could have been achieved with bacteriophages |
| 12:51.56 | Monet | could have been implemented* |
| 12:55.34 | AdmiralPanda | if you can think of a body system you'd want improved I could probably figure out a way of doing so without genetic modification, but otherwise I won't be much help |
| 12:59.01 | Monet | I was going to add this concept to the DI tech page's "biottechnology" section, now I'm doubtful the concept is even sound. |
| 13:03.55 | Monet | So far the only significant use i've come up with is bacterial cultures in the intestines that break down protiens unfamiliar to the host's biochemistry, suich as those found in alien plant/animal life. |
| 13:04.37 | Monet | Not guarenteeing nutrition but preventing these foreign structures entering the bloodstream which may or may not cause adverse effects to the body |
| 13:06.31 | Monet | Or idunno the microbe could eat the foreign protien and excrete something more familiar |
| 13:11.33 | Monet | I changed t omicrobe because I remmeber that protists (or at the very least certain kinds) have a proper anus |
| 13:18.07 | Imperios2 | dem assholes |
| 13:20.18 | OluapWorker | hur |
| 13:34.30 | AdmiralPanda | one thing I like about the original pokemon games: they give you the opportunity to get a magikarp really early on, meaning you can get a Gyarados before you beat the second gym |
| 13:47.51 | Monet | Magikarp is like Internet Explorer: You only have it in order to get something much better. |
| 13:48.19 | OluapWorker | That's a good logic |
| 13:48.31 | AdmiralPanda | yeah basically |
| 13:48.49 | OluapWorker | I've never actually used a Gyarados |
| 13:49.46 | OluapWorker | It doesn't appeal me and it has a really weird typing. Why the hell is it part Flying? |
| 13:50.27 | Monet | Probably because it ever-so-slightly looks like a Chinese dragon. |
| 13:51.22 | OluapWorker | Gyarados learns a whooping ONE Flying-type attack in the entire game and it isn't even by level-up |
| 13:51.31 | OluapWorker | The attack isn't even good |
| 13:52.06 | Monet | Also apparently Pokemon are freakishly adaptable when it comes to new environments since you can fight with a Whalord even if you're several km inland. |
| 13:52.53 | OluapWorker | You can use any kind of marine animal in a battle regardless of the location |
| 13:53.15 | OluapWorker | It would be dumb if the game restricted your team because of your location |
| 13:53.16 | Monet | Then again given its mass and size it probably floats over the arena |
| 13:54.12 | OluapWorker | Well, Wailord is called the "Float Whale Pokémon" |
| 13:55.20 | AdmiralPanda | wailord is also one of the most awesome pokemon in third gen, it just wins at life |
| 13:55.26 | Monet | http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/b/b9/321Wailord.png it also looka bit like a zepplin |
| 13:55.44 | AdmiralPanda | also I love how I went from finding one abra every ten-fifteen encounters before I caught it, to one every three or four afterwards |
| 13:56.02 | OluapWorker | It's the tallest of all Pokemon, but only the tenth heaviest |
| 13:56.56 | Monet | I'd say it's length is more significant than its height |
| 13:56.59 | OluapWorker | http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/7/70/383Groudon.png this guy is the heaviest at 950 kg |
| 13:58.11 | OluapWorker | Which's an awful small number considering Groudon is the universe's equivalent of an earth god |
| 13:58.17 | OluapWorker | Should've been a few tons at least hur |
| 13:58.46 | AdmiralPanda | but then that has the problems of it battling, like, anywhere that isn't solid ground XD |
| 13:59.11 | OluapWorker | Actual Pokemon sizes are surprising |
| 13:59.22 | OluapWorker | A lot of thing that looks huge is actually much smaller than you'd imagine |
| 13:59.46 | OluapWorker | *are |
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| 14:00.31 | OluapWorker | You'd expect Charizard to be this huge dragon you can mount and fly around the sky freely. But it's just 1,7m tall |
| 14:00.42 | OluapWorker | Gotta go eat |
| 14:00.43 | Monet_ | OKay so Groundon is 950kg and is 3.5m tall |
| 14:00.51 | Monet_ | Draconis - Dude u fat |
| 14:01.15 | OluapAway | I can discuss more size oddities once I'm back hur |
| 14:02.10 | AdmiralPanda | Fordanta - Dude, if he's fat, so is our entire race |
| 14:04.37 | Monet_ | Draconis - Well, I thought that because the weight average for my species is around half a metric tonne. |
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| 14:04.45 | Imperios | Hi |
| 14:04.50 | Imperios | Monet_ and AdmiralPanda: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00L4SkK9cqM |
| 14:05.37 | AdmiralPanda | lol draconis be skinny |
| 14:06.00 | Imperios | Skinny Draconis |
| 14:06.02 | Imperios | Hao dat possible |
| 14:06.03 | AdmiralPanda | Fordanta were based around Aussie saltwater crocodiles in terms of weight and height, they can reach around a ton at full height |
| 14:06.27 | Imperios | AdmiralPanda: Excellent, now I imagine Fordanta speaking with Aussie accents |
| 14:06.57 | Monet_ | Draconis aren't exactly skinny, jsut full of air. |
| 14:07.33 | Monet_ | Their three lungs take up 3/4 of their torso volume and they have hollow bones |
| 14:08.12 | Imperios | Baloonconis |
| 14:08.57 | Monet_ | Thing is with Saltwater crocodiles is that one tonne is fairly spread out and laid low across the ground. |
| 14:15.18 | Monet_ | So I imagine a Fordanta would feel their own mass more extremely than a Saltie would. |
| 14:15.22 | AdmiralPanda | I know, Fordanta come from a lower-gravity planet, so that one tonne is in earth weight not Fordan weight |
| 14:15.44 | Monet_ | COming from a low-gravity world explains a lot |
| 14:16.06 | Monet_ | Not just their weight but also the sizes of every animal on their homeworld. |
| 14:16.18 | AdmiralPanda | yeah, lots of big things there |
| 14:16.41 | Monet_ | ALcanti's the other way i nthat it's slightly bigger. |
| 14:16.59 | Monet_ | I think...1.1G at sea level? |
| 14:17.31 | AdmiralPanda | also naturally Fordanta are going to be heavier than draconis because they don't fly :P |
| 14:18.58 | Monet_ | True dat |
| 14:19.53 | Monet_ | I think I mentioned somewhere that msot ITN worships maintain an internal gravitational strength of 0.8G t oaccomodate various species |
| 14:21.26 | Monet_ | The problem with maintaining a standard gravity rating on a multispecies vessel is that some of the crew will start suffering muscle/bone atrophy while others will need walking aids. |
| 14:21.52 | Monet_ | Those are the extreme cases anyway |
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| 14:22.58 | TheBuldier | Hello |
| 14:23.47 | Monet_ | Hello |
| 14:24.27 | Monet_ | Also I've mentioned Draconis can fly to a height of 6km on Alcanti before altitude sickness kicks in, something tells me this is higher than most birds. |
| 14:25.24 | OluapWorker | Goddamn it's hot outside |
| 14:25.48 | OluapWorker | Anyway, about Groudon's weight, I believe his case is justified because he's a dinosaur made of rock |
| 14:26.11 | AdmiralPanda | yep |
| 14:26.19 | AdmiralPanda | cue excretion comic |
| 14:27.03 | TheBuldier | Monet: What is the wingspan of a Draconis? |
| 14:27.07 | Imperios | http://migration.guildwars2.com/en/?cid=19:5:HomepageBanner:Static:1292x444:Global:40:ArenaNetChannel: mother of god |
| 14:27.11 | Imperios | That's like |
| 14:27.26 | Imperios | The best F2P/P2P compromise EVER |
| 14:28.30 | Monet_ | The Buldier: About ten metres. |
| 14:28.34 | OluapWorker | Some Pokemon sizes are a little ambiguous, because there are certain species who are sized by head to tail rather than head to feet |
| 14:29.44 | OluapWorker | For example, http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/5/54/717Yveltal.png this thing's size is 5.8m but it never states if it's head to feet or head to tail |
| 14:30.32 | Monet | Doesn't the pokedex give you a visible size comparison or did they remove that? |
| 14:30.45 | OluapWorker | They removed it |
| 14:30.49 | OluapWorker | Unfortunately |
| 14:30.53 | OluapWorker | I loved that feature |
| 14:30.59 | Monet | Same |
| 14:31.36 | Monet | I'll be honest, I don't really know the average altitude birds fly |
| 14:31.42 | OluapWorker | It compared your weight with that of the Pokemon with a little weighing scale |
| 14:31.54 | OluapWorker | If the Pokemon was too heavy, your character was sent flying off screen and never returned |
| 14:32.05 | Monet | I never saw that |
| 14:32.19 | OluapWorker | HeartGold / SoulSilver has it |
| 14:32.39 | Monet | HeartGold / SoulSilver is when I stopped playing |
| 14:32.45 | Monet | Hence I didn't know |
| 14:32.51 | OluapWorker | Alwyas cracked me up when you compare your weight with Steelix aka 9.2 m long steel snake |
| 14:33.22 | Monet | What I do know abult altitude is that 4.5km and above = breathing becomes difficult |
| 14:33.35 | Monet | for humans |
| 14:34.13 | OluapWorker | Rayquaza is a Pokemon who lives at the ozone layer |
| 14:34.20 | OluapWorker | Not sure how high that is |
| 14:34.36 | Monet | Ozone layer is about...15km up? |
| 14:34.49 | Monet | 12-15 |
| 14:34.58 | OluapWorker | Pretty high then |
| 14:35.14 | Monet | Anove that the atmosphere is not much denser than vacuum |
| 14:35.39 | OluapWorker | 7 meter long dragon snake sky god who lives at the ozone layer |
| 14:36.15 | Monet | 90% of the particles in Earth's atmosphere are in the sea level-12km range |
| 14:37.28 | Monet | Also that must been Rayquaza is immensely resistant to ionising radiation. |
| 14:37.41 | Monet | must mean* |
| 14:38.37 | OluapWorker | Rayquaza only descends to the surface when Groudon and Kyogre are fighting |
| 14:38.48 | OluapWorker | Groudon and Kyogre fighting is more or less an end of the world scenario |
| 14:39.28 | OluapWorker | Either by having the planet completely dried out or completeyl flooded respectively |
| 14:40.15 | Monet | Also thanks to particle physics and the nature of vacuum, it's possible for a thermometer to read 2000 degrees C when you're 50km up but for the ambient temperature to be perhaps -200 degrees |
| 14:40.57 | OluapWorker | dat logic |
| 14:41.30 | Monet | Isn't physics great? |
| 14:42.40 | Monet | The simple explaination is the radiation 50km up is heating your spacesuit and your thermometer uipp, but because the air is so thin that high up you're not actually being surrounded by a hot environment |
| 14:43.43 | Monet | You cannot get a hot vacuum, only hot air. Somewhere feels hot because the particles in the atmosphere are making the air hot |
| 14:44.40 | Monet | Space is the only place you can get cooked in an environemnt that has an ambient temperature of -270 degrees C |
| 14:45.03 | Monet | So long as you can see the Sun |
| 14:46.21 | Monet | gtg, i'll let that sink in |
| 14:46.49 | MonetAway | ALso Space is the only place you can be cooked like bacon on one side and glash frozen on the other simoultaniously |
| 14:46.56 | MonetAway | flash* |
| 14:54.32 | AdmiralPanda | so my magikarp evolved, and now as a gyarados it just floored Misty's starmie. I'm happy now |
| 14:55.12 | OluapWorker | Using a water-type against a water-type team |
| 14:55.15 | OluapWorker | wut u tryin to prove |
| 14:56.28 | AdmiralPanda | correction, using a water type with a dark-type move against a water-psychic type ^.^ |
| 14:56.38 | AdmiralPanda | actually my pikachu fainted XD |
| 14:56.45 | OluapWorker | thoopid |
| 14:56.54 | AdmiralPanda | gyarados just happened to be an even better counter |
| 14:57.26 | OluapWorker | They made Mega Gyarados Water/Dark yet the best Dark-type move it can learn is Bite |
| 14:57.29 | OluapWorker | Shenanigans I say |
| 14:57.57 | AdmiralPanda | can't it learn crunch? |
| 14:58.13 | OluapWorker | It can't |
| 14:58.15 | AdmiralPanda | either way water/dark is just cool |
| 14:58.36 | OluapWorker | You'd expect it to with that huge mouth |
| 14:58.44 | OluapWorker | But nope |
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| 15:00.34 | OluapWorker | spu |
| 15:00.40 | AdmiralPanda | either way I just play pokemon to catch em all and have fun |
| 15:00.46 | Xho | u |
| 15:01.07 | AdmiralPanda | that said, too many pokemon now |
| 15:01.20 | OluapWorker | There's never too many |
| 15:02.23 | AdmiralPanda | yes there are |
| 15:02.40 | AdmiralPanda | 151 was hard, now there's half a thousand |
| 15:02.43 | Xho | I preferred it when it was just Generation 1 |
| 15:02.48 | Xho | I can count 151 |
| 15:02.53 | OluapWorker | You're a pair of boogies |
| 15:02.58 | Xho | wat dat |
| 15:03.12 | OluapWorker | idunno but you both are hur |
| 15:03.20 | Xho | ;A; |
| 15:03.21 | Xho | y |
| 15:03.31 | OluapWorker | cus u cant count to 721 |
| 15:03.42 | AdmiralPanda | OHGODWHAT |
| 15:03.45 | Xho | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction%3ALegion_of_Shiarchon ECH WAT HAPND |
| 15:03.51 | AdmiralPanda | where did the other 200 come from? |
| 15:04.00 | OluapWorker | Gen V and VI? |
| 15:04.08 | AdmiralPanda | *cries* |
| 15:04.18 | Xho | I thought 721 - 151 = 570 |
| 15:04.24 | Xho | My head can't take this |
| 15:04.49 | OluapWorker | Xho: What's wrong with the page? |
| 15:04.55 | OluapWorker | Other than the pictures not loading |
| 15:04.58 | AdmiralPanda | when there was like 400 at the end of gen 3 I was fine |
| 15:05.07 | Xho | Well the infobox was warped to the point of ded |
| 15:05.14 | AdmiralPanda | then there was nearly 500 and I was kinda over it |
| 15:05.14 | Xho | I reloaded the page and it was fine |
| 15:05.18 | OluapWorker | Looks fine to me |
| 15:05.20 | AdmiralPanda | now you tell me there's 700? |
| 15:05.28 | AdmiralPanda | I'm done |
| 15:05.35 | OluapWorker | 718 + 3 not officially announced |
| 15:05.52 | AdmiralPanda | I'm just going back to my FireRed now |
| 15:06.00 | AdmiralPanda | all my favourite pokemon in my favourite region |
| 15:06.30 | OluapWorker | Gen V introduced 156, Gen VI introduced 69 |
| 15:06.42 | Xho | hon |
| 15:06.48 | Xho | Also |
| 15:07.00 | Xho | OluapWorker: Check what I named the Shiarchon army |
| 15:07.07 | OluapWorker | I saw that |
| 15:07.17 | OluapWorker | It amused me greatly |
| 15:07.24 | Xho | yuy |
| 15:09.51 | AdmiralPanda | so I just had my charmeleon scratch through two growlithe, and then I remembered I have a gyarados |
| 15:10.31 | OluapWorker | If you went through the trouble of training that fish you might as well use it hur |
| 15:11.24 | AdmiralPanda | I got it to 15 by proxy-training it on the way to bill's, then I just left in the daycare for four levels, then fed it a rare candy |
| 15:11.29 | AdmiralPanda | so I didn't really train it much at all XD |
| 15:12.24 | Monet | What I love about space is that it's so alien compared to the Earth's surface it's very hard to wrap your head around the logic |
| 15:12.44 | AdmiralPanda | one wierd thing |
| 15:12.45 | OluapWorker | ur gyarados suks den |
| 15:12.54 | AdmiralPanda | so there's a slowbro standing there in cerulean |
| 15:12.56 | AdmiralPanda | I can see it |
| 15:12.59 | AdmiralPanda | I can interact with it |
| 15:13.06 | AdmiralPanda | but it's not listed in my pokedex |
| 15:13.19 | OluapWorker | Pretty sure that's how the game works |
| 15:13.28 | AdmiralPanda | the game works on Nu logic |
| 15:13.35 | Monet | For instance going from Earth to the Moon would be like leaving a UK port, sailing around the UK 2-3 times then drifting to New York with your angines off. |
| 15:13.39 | Monet | engines* |
| 15:13.48 | OluapWorker | If the game worked on Nu logic, all the attacks would be replaced with Thrash |
| 15:13.52 | Monet | And not having any sails |
| 15:15.04 | Xho | Nu - chek urself b4 u wrek urself |
| 15:15.13 | AdmiralPanda | more pokemon logic |
| 15:15.19 | Monet | On earth that procedure is moronic and essentially impossible. In space, that's how you get to the Moon |
| 15:15.23 | AdmiralPanda | person on SS Anne claims to have travelled the world for nidoran |
| 15:15.31 | AdmiralPanda | nidoran can be found in the wild grass five metres out of the cit |
| 15:15.32 | AdmiralPanda | city* |
| 15:15.43 | OluapWorker | Maybe it's a tourist |
| 15:16.03 | AdmiralPanda | should hope so |
| 15:16.24 | Monet | Guy - I wanna catch a Nidoran but I have allergies |
| 15:17.16 | OluapWorker | Funny cause Nidoran are poison-type |
| 15:18.15 | AdmiralPanda | "I would join the army but I have allergies" - what to? - "dying" |
| 15:18.34 | OluapWorker | Nidoking is another size oddity. You look at this http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/c/c6/034Nidoking.png and imagine "oh its some huge dinosaur thing" |
| 15:18.37 | OluapWorker | It's actually 1.4m tall |
| 15:19.41 | Xho | ur shittn |
| 15:21.46 | Monet | Tiny fat dinosaur thing. |
| 15:22.05 | Monet | Then again, for an 11 year old isn't 1.4m fairlt big? |
| 15:22.05 | AdmiralPanda | tiny fat dinosaur thing that destroys everything short of a psychic type* |
| 15:22.09 | OluapWorker | Draconis hur |
| 15:22.42 | OluapWorker | Any special based water-type can eat Nidoking up |
| 15:24.51 | OluapWorker | http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/c/cb/545Scolipede.png Scolipede isn't really a size oddity but I find it interesting |
| 15:25.02 | OluapWorker | It might not look big in a picture but it's actually 2.5m big |
| 15:25.23 | OluapWorker | And it weights 200 kg |
| 15:25.29 | OluapWorker | And its cry is literally a roar |
| 15:25.44 | OluapWorker | So it's a huge ass, roaring centipede |
| 15:25.54 | Monet | Damn |
| 15:26.14 | OluapWorker | It's also one of the fastest Pokemon ever |
| 15:26.24 | OluapWorker | Imagine that thing chasing you |
| 15:26.42 | Monet | Yikes |
| 15:26.44 | OluapWorker | "With quick movements, it chases down its foes, attacking relentlessly with its horns until it prevails. It clasps its prey with the claws on its neck until it stops moving. Then it finishes it off with deadly poison." |
| 15:26.58 | AdmiralPanda | I just love that a well trained blissey can have more HP than some whole teams put together |
| 15:29.35 | OluapWorker | I might try using Scolipede later, I never used any Bug-type except Galvantula and Volcarona aka electric spider and fire moth |
| 15:30.02 | AdmiralPanda | I had a really strong scizor once that I just loved to bits |
| 15:30.12 | AdmiralPanda | got it by accident but still loved using it |
| 15:31.01 | OluapWorker | I have no friends to trade with so Pokemon which evolve by trading are out of reach for me |
| 15:31.31 | AdmiralPanda | fortunately there's not too many of them |
| 15:32.14 | OluapWorker | Gengar is one of them though and I love Gengar |
| 15:32.26 | OluapWorker | Luckily I managed to evolve my Haunter with my cousin |
| 15:32.42 | AdmiralPanda | I had an awesome gengar in gen 2 |
| 15:32.49 | AdmiralPanda | won me so many battles with other people at my school |
| 15:33.42 | OluapWorker | pew pew ghost |
| 15:33.57 | OluapWorker | throwing shadow balls everywhere |
| 15:35.18 | AdmiralPanda | more like put people to sleep and eat their dreams |
| 15:35.29 | AdmiralPanda | and give them spooky nightmares |
| 15:35.45 | OluapWorker | I prefer throwing balls of evil at people |
| 15:35.50 | OluapWorker | Hypnosis is too unreliable |
| 15:40.26 | Xho | hip nose sees |
| 15:40.42 | AdmiralPanda | my favourite was my venomoth though |
| 15:40.47 | OluapWorker | ur a nose |
| 15:40.50 | AdmiralPanda | much poison, much people crying |
| 15:40.59 | AdmiralPanda | and then psychic just because I don't like people |
| 15:41.20 | Monet | I just realised: All these god-pokemon are tiny compared to the avatars of godraces here on Sporewiki |
| 15:41.31 | AdmiralPanda | yerp |
| 15:41.40 | Xho | Kithworto - u need to level up m8 |
| 15:42.13 | AdmiralPanda | best reason to get pokemon y: so you can capture basically the personification of destruction, |
| 15:42.13 | OluapWorker | More or less yes |
| 15:42.18 | AdmiralPanda | and then pet it and feed it cupcakes |
| 15:42.23 | Monet | Also Shu'Svuvresca reminds me of Galactus onnly he's much larger and he's a demon. |
| 15:42.45 | OluapWorker | Yveltal is surprisingly friendly for a dark phoenix who has the power of causing an extinction event |
| 15:43.14 | AdmiralPanda | and likes petting and cupcakes! |
| 15:43.24 | AdmiralPanda | he's Lezia's perfect pokemon! |
| 15:43.37 | OluapWorker | Pokemon equivalent of God, as in GOD God -> 3.2 m tall |
| 15:43.55 | Monet | Also Galactus is more picky with the planets he eats |
| 15:44.12 | OluapWorker | God is also a deer thing |
| 15:44.24 | OluapWorker | http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/f/fc/493Arceus.png mouthless deer thing |
| 15:46.09 | Monet | http://static2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110814220004/villains/images/a/af/Galactus_MvC3.jpg I can understand if no one here apart from comic nerds know Galactus |
| 15:46.21 | Xho | I've heard of Galactus |
| 15:46.31 | Xho | All I can really describe is "NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM" |
| 15:47.21 | OluapWorker | You got an earth god, water god, sky god, space god, time god, god god, yin god, yang god, wuji god, wind god, thunder god, fertility god |
| 15:47.28 | OluapWorker | Life god, destruction god, order god |
| 15:47.51 | Xho | destruction god |
| 15:47.52 | Xho | wat dis |
| 15:48.08 | OluapWorker | http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/5/54/717Yveltal.png dis |
| 15:48.19 | Xho | wat dafuq is dat |
| 15:48.24 | OluapWorker | A dark pheonix |
| 15:48.30 | OluapWorker | Shaped like an Y |
| 15:48.37 | Xho | Kinmo - SHENANIGANS |
| 15:48.39 | Monet | Maybe it's the oriental interpretation and all these "god" pokemon are in fact avatars of whatever they represent. |
| 15:48.53 | OluapWorker | Most of them are, yes |
| 15:49.34 | OluapWorker | But some of these literally created and control what they represent |
| 15:49.43 | OluapWorker | Groudon created the land, Kyogre created the sea, etc |
| 15:50.36 | Monet | I watched a Studio Ghibli film where the subtitles read "bathouse of the eight million gods" and the protagonist once saved the life of "a river god", turns out in the film "god" referred to an elemental spirit. |
| 15:50.49 | Monet | and this "river god" only had dominion over one river. |
| 15:50.54 | OluapWorker | And there are legendary Pokemon who aren't gods but just really freaking powerful Pokemon |
| 15:50.55 | OluapWorker | Like Mewtwo |
| 15:51.27 | Xho | I guess it's from the Japanese term 'Kami' which means 'god' but also means 'divine spirit' |
| 15:51.33 | Monet | Xho: Prettymuch yeah, Galactus lives to eat. |
| 15:51.41 | Monet | Xho: Makes sense |
| 15:51.51 | OluapWorker | Funny because there's a trio of legendaries called Kami Trio |
| 15:52.06 | OluapWorker | http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/9/92/Kami_trio_Myth.png these ugly bastards |
| 15:52.14 | AdmiralPanda | so what I got told an american was allowed to design a pokemon, I thought they made this http://img.pokemondb.net/artwork/braviary.jpg |
| 15:52.28 | Monet | Also Galactus used to eat only inhabitable but not inhabited planets. |
| 15:52.32 | OluapWorker | From left to right: Wind god, fertility god and thunder god |
| 15:52.48 | AdmiralPanda | turns out they made this instead http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/thumb/3/3f/582Vanillite.png/250px-582Vanillite.png |
| 15:52.49 | Monet | AdmiralPanda: Murica pokemon |
| 15:53.03 | OluapWorker | Tornadus, Landorus and Thundurus |
| 15:53.37 | OluapWorker | Legends say Tornadus and Thundurus were massive trolls who enjoyed causing destruction across the land until Landorus showed up and gave them both a beating |
| 15:54.54 | Monet | Xho: If you'd like t oknow, Galactus was an ordinary alien who lived in a universe before this one |
| 15:55.32 | Xho | dem preuniverse alines |
| 15:55.37 | Xho | aliens even |
| 15:55.39 | Xho | bah i give up |
| 15:55.58 | OluapWorker | Looking into the deeper parts of Pokemon lore is fun cause it's not as kid-friendly as the rest of the gam |
| 15:56.19 | Monet | Yeah he basically found the embryonic form of this universe and somehow he united himself with it. |
| 15:56.40 | Monet | So in a sense....he's God. |
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| 15:57.28 | OluapWorker | dumba |
| 15:57.48 | Technobliterator | ya dad |
| 15:58.08 | Xho | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Legion_of_Shiarchon |
| 15:58.10 | Xho | updated moar |
| 15:58.23 | OluapWorker | For example |
| 15:58.25 | OluapWorker | http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/8/8a/711Gourgeist_Dream.png this thing |
| 15:58.29 | OluapWorker | Looks rather friendly |
| 15:58.43 | Xho | Looks rather violating |
| 15:58.43 | OluapWorker | Its Pokedex says: "It enwraps its prey in its hairlike arms. It sings joyfully as it observes the suffering of its prey." |
| 15:58.48 | Xho | c |
| 15:59.18 | Monet | "Galactus can use the Power Cosmic to produce nearly any effect he desires, including size-alteration, the transmutation of matter, the teleportation of objects (including entire galaxies) across space, the creation of force fields, the creation of interdimensional portals, telepathy, telekinesis, cosmic awareness on a universal scale, creating sentient life, resurrecting the dead, manipulating mortal souls, manipulating the memories |
| 15:59.20 | Monet | <PROTECTED> |
| 15:59.52 | Monet | And by the sounds of it, controls the Marvel Universe's equivilent of Chaos energy. |
| 16:00.04 | Xho | Xhodocto - gtfo |
| 16:01.24 | Xho | I can now say that's a well written page |
| 16:01.32 | OluapWorker | http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/7/72/708Phantump.png "boo i'm a scary ghost" |
| 16:01.53 | OluapWorker | Description: "According to old tales, these Pokémon are stumps possessed by the spirits of children who died while lost in the forest." |
| 16:02.06 | Xho | Nu - suks 2 b u |
| 16:02.09 | Monet | So essentially Galactus is a combination of a Xhodocto and Shu'Svuvresca |
| 16:03.06 | OluapWorker | It gets weirder once you realize that dead guy stump can breed with Gardevoir |
| 16:03.18 | OluapWorker | implications not pleasant |
| 16:03.30 | Xho | ech |
| 16:03.36 | *** join/#sporewiki Hachi__ (6d9ddbc5@gateway/web/freenode/ip.109.157.219.197) |
| 16:03.36 | Hachi__ | Hai |
| 16:03.41 | OluapWorker | ohai |
| 16:03.45 | Xho | Speaking of implications not pleasant |
| 16:03.46 | Monet | ALthough unlike Shu'Suv, Galactus can die if he does not feed. |
| 16:03.48 | Hachi__ | Feel like I have a cold coming on, again |
| 16:04.03 | Xho | I took a half day cause I'm ill |
| 16:04.05 | Xho | We're all ill |
| 16:04.07 | OluapWorker | I was just commenting on how Phanthump can have sex with Gardevoir |
| 16:04.07 | Imperios | Somebody says ech and Hachi appears |
| 16:04.10 | Xho | SporeWiki plague |
| 16:04.27 | Imperios | hur |
| 16:04.35 | OluapWorker | You joining in now made it funnier |
| 16:04.44 | Monet | Hachi__: Ouch, that is unfortunate. |
| 16:04.58 | Xho | Hachi___: http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Legion_of_Shiarchon Fully updated |
| 16:05.09 | OluapWorker | I'm gonna have to restart the PC |
| 16:05.12 | Imperios | Hachi__: Ouch |
| 16:05.19 | OluapWorker | Stupid antivirus keeps asking to |
| 16:05.28 | OluapWorker | Hachi__: http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/649/992/b5a.jpeg |
| 16:05.32 | Hachi__ | yey |
| 16:06.00 | Hachi__ | olol |
| 16:06.20 | OluapWorker | http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/648/125/204.jpg "So do you take it to a doctor or a vet?" |
| 16:06.43 | Xho | A vector |
| 16:06.48 | Hachi__ | ECH |
| 16:07.14 | Imperios | OluapWorker: Attack on Pokemon |
| 16:07.16 | OluapWorker | dat not an option |
| 16:07.38 | Xho | Right so I just explained Shiarchon technology as 'evil magic from hell' |
| 16:07.42 | Xho | Xho logic |
| 16:07.50 | OluapWorker | Shu - im not givin u magic |
| 16:08.24 | Imperios | Klaxxa - wannabes |
| 16:09.14 | Xho | Well |
| 16:09.17 | Xho | Caligaduro's magic |
| 16:09.26 | AdmiralPanda | hai bun |
| 16:09.29 | AdmiralPanda | buni |
| 16:09.49 | Xho | Did I mention the emblem for the Legion of Shiarchon is the same one as the servants of Caligaduro used before he was imprisoned |
| 16:10.06 | OluapWorker | You didn't |
| 16:10.16 | Xho | Well now I did hur |
| 16:10.41 | OluapWorker | Oh good I don't have to restart the PC now |
| 16:11.07 | OluapWorker | Dare I say, I kind of have fun looking at what these people at 4chan post |
| 16:11.09 | OluapWorker | "> Not raising a Gallade who will hold you with his strong hands" |
| 16:11.33 | Hachi__ | olol |
| 16:12.31 | Englirios | Time to do my English homework |
| 16:13.04 | Hachi__ | *Engririos |
| 16:13.08 | Monet | Hmm, I'm not sure if Triunvirate Square has been established yet. |
| 16:13.28 | Englirios | Hachi__: *Engririosu |
| 16:13.43 | Monet | Actually it would make sense if it would since it marks the emergence of the original three highlords. |
| 16:13.51 | OluapWorker | Triunvirate Square |
| 16:13.58 | OluapWorker | but squares hav 4 sides |
| 16:14.02 | OluapWorker | shuld b Triunvirate Triangle |
| 16:14.10 | Hachi__ | I think you be Triunvirate Triangle |
| 16:14.18 | OluapWorker | ;A; |
| 16:14.30 | Xho | Triunvirate |
| 16:14.31 | Monet | There is a triangle, but the plaza area is more of a circle. |
| 16:14.36 | Xho | Not triumvirate then |
| 16:14.40 | Hachi__ | DEN Y A SQUARE |
| 16:14.42 | Monet | Xho: I meant that |
| 16:14.46 | OluapWorker | "Goddamn geometrics!" |
| 16:14.53 | OluapWorker | I have no idea what you're talking about, mind you |
| 16:15.11 | Hachi__ | Triumvirate Square; the area is a circle, the main attraction is a triangle, we have lied to you |
| 16:15.13 | Englirios | Triumvirate = a government ruled by three people |
| 16:15.23 | OluapWorker | I know what a Triumvirate is |
| 16:15.32 | Xho | Everyone knows what a triumvirate is hur |
| 16:15.34 | Englirios | Square circle triangle |
| 16:15.40 | Englirios | Geometrics y u |
| 16:15.50 | Xho | "square circle triangle" |
| 16:15.54 | Xho | ILLUMINATI |
| 16:16.08 | Monet | Actually I'm not sure how specific I was on the whole plaza's shape |
| 16:16.18 | Hachi__ | *IRRUMINATIU |
| 16:16.30 | Monet | It probably is a square, but the main focus is a triangle with three massive statues. |
| 16:16.31 | Englirios | Irruminatiu-kun~ |
| 16:16.47 | OluapWorker | I don't even know what's going on anymore |
| 16:16.55 | Monet | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction%3AThe_Legacy/The_Star_Dragons#Triumvirate_Square I mentioned the pleza here |
| 16:16.59 | Monet | plaza* |
| 16:17.12 | Englirios | Monet: Ah |
| 16:17.14 | Xho | *イルミナチー |
| 16:17.27 | Englirios | That's the place where you described Iovera's massive tits, right? |
| 16:17.35 | Xho | ^ eh |
| 16:17.35 | Monet | Uhh yeah I think so |
| 16:17.41 | Englirios | >The first statue was a Radeon woman, fibrously thin with a black-marble tone to her explosed body parts, pronounced breasts |
| 16:17.43 | Englirios | Dere |
| 16:17.47 | Hachi__ | Yep, certainly is |
| 16:17.54 | Hachi__ | I was proud of him for that |
| 16:17.58 | OluapWorker | I'm baffled |
| 16:18.00 | Xho | geezush |
| 16:18.01 | Englirios | I am actually not sure about Iovera's actual figure |
| 16:18.07 | OluapWorker | That's not something I'd imagine you writting |
| 16:18.09 | Monet | The first statue was a Radeon woman, fibrously thin with a black-marble tone to her explosed body parts, *pronounced breasts* dressed in a long flowing yet simple robe marked everywhere with Radessic inscriptions inlaid with gold |
| 16:18.11 | OluapWorker | writing* |
| 16:18.28 | OluapWorker | Speaking of breasts |
| 16:18.33 | Englirios | I dunno if she's actually buxom |
| 16:18.35 | OluapWorker | Hachi__: u gotta go write moar of dat Rovegar thing |
| 16:18.38 | Hachi__ | rite |
| 16:18.42 | Xho | wat da |
| 16:18.53 | Englirios | OluapWorker: need moar rovegar porn |
| 16:19.06 | OluapWorker | rite |
| 16:19.18 | Monet | I mention boob and suddenly everyone's acting like I'm an alternate Monet/ |
| 16:19.31 | Hachi__ | I have my own hivemind now |
| 16:19.32 | OluapWorker | I'll write erotic Rovegar x Zí-Jittorám fiction for you |
| 16:19.34 | Xho | yeh |
| 16:19.36 | Hachi__ | YES |
| 16:19.39 | Xho | noh |
| 16:19.43 | Xho | NOH |
| 16:19.50 | Englirios | Nyes |
| 16:20.18 | Xho | Rovegar has sexual pleasure -> corrsoive Zí-Jittorám saliva fetish -> Dies |
| 16:20.29 | Monet | The Plaza was established between sometime whenever in the near future and Star Dragons |
| 16:20.33 | Xho | So much NOOOOOOH |
| 16:20.37 | OluapWorker | "And she screamed. As in, in pain, as her flesh melted from her bones as the acid poured down her face." |
| 16:20.39 | OluapWorker | am i doin it rite |
| 16:20.49 | Xho | NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH |
| 16:20.55 | Englirios | Hm |
| 16:21.00 | Hachi__ | Zí-Jittorám becomes pregnant and has Zí-Rovegar babies |
| 16:21.09 | Englirios | Look exactly like Rovegar |
| 16:21.14 | Englirios | But with Zi-Jittoram heds |
| 16:21.14 | Xho | Zí-Jittorám - hao dafuq did dis hapn |
| 16:21.16 | Englirios | heads |
| 16:21.21 | OluapWorker | That's horrifying |
| 16:21.23 | Hachi__ | And poisonous saliva |
| 16:21.26 | Hachi__ | Well |
| 16:21.27 | OluapWorker | Rovegar tadpoles |
| 16:21.29 | Hachi__ | Acid saliva |
| 16:21.39 | Xho | Gardevoir frogs |
| 16:21.43 | Xho | Gardevoir frogs everywhere |
| 16:21.47 | Englirios | Hm |
| 16:21.48 | Monet | I'll be honest, Minos'Drakon has a an immense number of memorial plazas scattered about |
| 16:22.05 | Englirios | You know I can describe Iovera's figure more |
| 16:22.06 | OluapWorker | Oh god |
| 16:22.13 | Xho | Oh god indeed |
| 16:22.13 | OluapWorker | I'm reminded of this http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/c/c9/535Tympole.png |
| 16:22.16 | OluapWorker | We've gone too far |
| 16:22.25 | Englirios | I personally imagine her to be waify-esque. How do you see her figure personally? |
| 16:22.30 | Hachi__ | "HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR" |
| 16:22.38 | Englirios | *How do you imagine her? |
| 16:22.39 | Englirios | Ngh |
| 16:22.39 | OluapWorker | "[X} Yes" |
| 16:22.42 | Englirios | Lemme rephrase that |
| 16:22.42 | OluapWorker | [X]* |
| 16:22.46 | Hachi__ | I see her as waify but with Kalcedia-sized tits |
| 16:22.53 | Xho | I can't really perceive Radeon with generous endowments |
| 16:22.57 | Xho | Doesn't suit them |
| 16:23.12 | Hachi__ | Well |
| 16:23.16 | Hachi__ | Actually |
| 16:23.19 | OluapWorker | I can see her as waify too but no big gag boobs |
| 16:23.22 | Xho | IT DOESN'T SUIT THEM |
| 16:23.22 | OluapWorker | I'm not a fan of these |
| 16:23.23 | Monet | There's one to Oniron's sacrifice, one to the Mecha-Wasp war, one to the first extra-galactic connection, one to the Battle of Cathamera... |
| 16:23.30 | Englirios | Well |
| 16:23.32 | Xho | kicks Hachi__ into the sun |
| 16:23.42 | OluapWorker | Vorius - ey u mite wanna make another memorial for Oniron hur |
| 16:23.42 | Hachi__ | Perhaps Iovera's ass is larger than her breasts |
| 16:23.54 | Xho | RIGHT OKAY TIME TO CHANGE SUBJECT |
| 16:23.56 | Englirios | Xho: Xho is kinda right, Radeon figures are mostly petite so big breasts aren't likely |
| 16:24.03 | AdmiralPanda | I disagree |
| 16:24.07 | AdmiralPanda | we should maintain the subject |
| 16:24.08 | Englirios | With few exceptions aka Venoriel |
| 16:24.17 | OluapWorker | But this subject is making me laugh |
| 16:24.24 | OluapWorker | I'm having a boring day so go on hur |
| 16:24.29 | Englirios | ...which kinda makes me think if she is considered ugly by Radeon standards |
| 16:24.30 | Xho | Tau - o rly i thought u radeons got moar cranky wit smaller sex organs lol |
| 16:24.33 | Hachi__ | Curvy, well-rounded, definitely something to grab ahold of. Well, aside from her tail. I wonder if she squeals more if you tug it. |
| 16:24.45 | AdmiralPanda | we should find a way to integrate science and maths into this |
| 16:24.56 | AdmiralPanda | tries to shut down his dickery circuits |
| 16:24.57 | AdmiralPanda | fails |
| 16:24.58 | Englirios | Hachi__: >I wonder if she squeals more if you tug it. Reminded me of Tom and Jerry for some reason |
| 16:25.03 | Hachi__ | olol |
| 16:25.15 | Hachi__ | Tyraz - *tug* Iovera - *Jerry scream* |
| 16:25.16 | Monet | I just realised Draconis like memorialising things |
| 16:25.24 | Hachi__ | Draconis are now elephants |
| 16:25.24 | OluapWorker | Jerry doesn't scream you |
| 16:25.25 | Xho | Nu - memoralise me fgts |
| 16:25.27 | OluapWorker | Only Tom screams |
| 16:25.31 | Hachi__ | orite |
| 16:25.37 | Hachi__ | Forgot which one was which |
| 16:25.42 | Hachi__ | I have a cold, my memory fails |
| 16:25.46 | Monet | How you forget that |
| 16:25.46 | OluapWorker | That offends my childhood |
| 16:25.53 | OluapWorker | makes rabbit steew |
| 16:25.55 | OluapWorker | stew even |
| 16:25.55 | Hachi__ | Tyraz - *tug* Iovera - *Tom scream* |
| 16:25.57 | Englirios | OluapWorker: There's actually an episode where Tom tugs Jerry's tail and she screams |
| 16:25.59 | Englirios | *he |
| 16:26.05 | Monet | Tom scream doesn't work. |
| 16:26.06 | OluapWorker | y Iovera scream in man's voice |
| 16:26.20 | OluapWorker | Iovera is actually Iovero |
| 16:26.25 | Xho | Tyraz - DAMMIT Kithworto - :shapeshifttroll: |
| 16:26.26 | Englirios | OluapWorker: Well |
| 16:26.31 | Englirios | Her original concept was a male character |
| 16:26.44 | Hachi__ | WITH A ZAZANE-SIZED PENIS |
| 16:26.49 | Englirios | a white-furred male Radeon with weird robes |
| 16:26.49 | Xho | ech |
| 16:26.51 | Englirios | Well |
| 16:26.56 | OluapWorker | ...kol daren sized |
| 16:27.00 | Hachi__ | ECH |
| 16:27.05 | Englirios | I eventually turned the "male Iovera" concept into Ma'fest |
| 16:27.05 | Xho | Kithworto can't shape shift though although I dunno |
| 16:27.09 | Englirios | So there IS a male Iovera |
| 16:27.20 | Xho | *was |
| 16:27.22 | Hachi__ | Now that's a thought I really don't wanna get into |
| 16:27.23 | Hachi__ | Kol's dick size |
| 16:27.27 | Monet | OluapWorker: That's just excessive |
| 16:27.49 | OluapWorker | So you're saying Kithworto and Tyraz had babies together |
| 16:27.54 | Monet | It really doesn't help he walks around butt-naked. |
| 16:28.01 | Xho | Hachi__: Let's put it this way, even Kicath would go "wow now that's just barbaric" |
| 16:28.15 | Hachi__ | olol |
| 16:28.34 | OluapWorker | Kol - I GOT A COLOSSAL TITAN BETWEEN MY LEGS |
| 16:28.38 | Englirios | Iovera's character evolution went that way: Gentle, but somewhat fundamentalist male ->Gentle, but somewhat fundamentalist female -> Fundamentalist, manipulative, charismatic female -> What she is now |
| 16:28.52 | Englirios | The latest concept turned into Mirrorvera |
| 16:29.16 | Xho | Kol - DON'T JUST STARE AT IT, EAT IT |
| 16:29.26 | OluapWorker | Hachi - kay |
| 16:29.30 | Englirios | It's actually 1 cm long |
| 16:29.34 | Englirios | Which is why Kol wants to kill everyone |
| 16:29.38 | Xho | American Psycho references everywhere |
| 16:29.41 | Hachi__ | hur |
| 16:29.57 | Monet | Since Kol is now, what, 6.5m, I REALLY don't want to imagine his genitals. |
| 16:30.08 | OluapWorker | Shu'suvreca - DO U EVEN LIIIIIFT |
| 16:30.10 | Hachi__ | ohgod I just realized it's even weirder if you take the "eat it" quote in its original context |
| 16:30.20 | Xho | Kol - IT'S TOO BIG SO NO I CAN'T |
| 16:30.33 | Monet | Shu'Suv has no dik |
| 16:30.42 | Monet | coz he deemun corpse |
| 16:30.43 | Xho | Kol's genitals are probably so big he passes out due to the amount of blood rushing there |
| 16:30.50 | OluapWorker | Theorically, yes he does |
| 16:30.51 | Englirios | Hm |
| 16:30.54 | Hachi__ | Luckily Kol is descended |
| 16:30.56 | OluapWorker | Whatever Skrenbor schlong looks like |
| 16:30.58 | Englirios | Let's think of my characters |
| 16:31.02 | Hachi__ | And possesses Dark Chronoscopic |
| 16:31.08 | Xho | Kol - lol screw blood lets pump dis with fire |
| 16:31.10 | Englirios | Hachi__: Time dick |
| 16:31.13 | OluapWorker | hur |
| 16:31.13 | Monet | Shu'Ulathoi - I was young and stupid |
| 16:31.13 | Hachi__ | So he has space-time rending dik |
| 16:31.15 | Xho | Why did I say that |
| 16:31.24 | Hachi__ | ohgod |
| 16:31.28 | Englirios | Alright |
| 16:31.30 | Englirios | I have |
| 16:31.31 | Englirios | Grochius |
| 16:31.34 | Hachi__ | "I EJACULATE FIRE" |
| 16:31.44 | Xho | So that's why everyone dies |
| 16:31.46 | Englirios | hm |
| 16:31.47 | Englirios | No |
| 16:31.50 | Englirios | Grochius is small |
| 16:31.52 | OluapWorker | I thought of something I really shouldn't |
| 16:31.55 | Englirios | And kinda sexless |
| 16:31.56 | Englirios | And naked\ |
| 16:31.58 | Hachi__ | "KILLS WHEN I BREED, WITH MY DEATH SEED" |
| 16:32.01 | OluapWorker | Involving the current subject, Kalcedia and shapeshifting |
| 16:32.06 | Xho | eew |
| 16:32.07 | Hachi__ | tell dis |
| 16:32.17 | Monet | Draconis have two dicks I win |
| 16:32.19 | AdmiralPanda | please do |
| 16:32.21 | OluapWorker | I already gave hints of what it is |
| 16:32.26 | Xho | GOD WHAT |
| 16:32.27 | Englirios | Radeons mindmeld |
| 16:32.28 | Englirios | I WIN. |
| 16:32.44 | AdmiralPanda | Fordanta consider casual sex a part of a normal social encounter |
| 16:32.45 | Englirios | ....or maybe they don't |
| 16:32.49 | AdmiralPanda | checkmate motherfuckers |
| 16:32.58 | OluapWorker | You really want me to say it? |
| 16:33.00 | Englirios | I have the most prudish species on SporeWiki hur |
| 16:33.01 | Hachi__ | yes |
| 16:33.03 | Hachi__ | say dis |
| 16:33.04 | Englirios | OluapWorker: yes |
| 16:33.06 | Xho | Kicath don't have sex socially |
| 16:33.07 | Xho | I LOSE |
| 16:33.12 | Hachi__ | Zazane can't masturbate and thus always horny outside of battle and get turned on by pink |
| 16:33.16 | Hachi__ | I MADE A MOVE |
| 16:33.21 | OluapWorker | Fine |
| 16:33.34 | OluapWorker | Kalcedia shapeshifts herself a dik |
| 16:33.36 | Englirios | Tertanai are horses |
| 16:33.40 | Englirios | I WIN |
| 16:33.51 | Monet | Sarec - *sulu voice* Hello. |
| 16:33.52 | Xho | Mahanayans - u sure about dat |
| 16:33.59 | AdmiralPanda | that's just a little disappointing |
| 16:34.00 | Hachi__ | ohgod |
| 16:34.01 | Hachi__ | Well |
| 16:34.04 | AdmiralPanda | I was expecting something much worse |
| 16:34.08 | Hachi__ | For a moment there |
| 16:34.16 | Hachi__ | I thought you meant Kalcedia becomes a giant dik |
| 16:34.16 | Englirios | Hm |
| 16:34.22 | OluapWorker | How is a dickgirl Zazane not bad |
| 16:34.29 | Englirios | Hachi__: I actually thought of the same |
| 16:34.32 | Hachi__ | dickgirl Zazane is not bad at all |
| 16:34.33 | Englirios | Hivemind hur |
| 16:34.37 | Xho | Same as well actually |
| 16:34.40 | Xho | Admittedly |
| 16:34.42 | Xho | Ashamedly |
| 16:34.47 | Monet | Xho: Draconis posess hemipenes, most species that have hemipenes have two or more penises |
| 16:34.51 | Hachi__ | Ainseledly |
| 16:34.52 | OluapWorker | u all like diks i knew it |
| 16:35.01 | Englirios | Hur |
| 16:35.12 | Englirios | I get the feeling that the Divinarium is the Victorian Britain of SporeWiki |
| 16:35.13 | Xho | Chi - I'm never possessing a Draconis body again |
| 16:35.32 | OluapWorker | "two or more penises" |
| 16:35.35 | OluapWorker | Rovegar - unf |
| 16:35.37 | Hachi__ | Hachi - DUS DIZ MEEN U HAZ TWO VAGES |
| 16:35.48 | Monet | Draconis - No |
| 16:35.48 | Hachi__ | Which reminds me, still gotta write that Theian porn |
| 16:35.52 | Xho | Oh god |
| 16:35.57 | OluapWorker | finish Rovegar thing first u |
| 16:35.59 | Xho | Oh god and seven eighths |
| 16:35.59 | Xho | So |
| 16:36.01 | Hachi__ | rite, rite |
| 16:36.17 | Englirios | Hm |
| 16:36.23 | Xho | Where do the Draconis put the two |
| 16:36.27 | Xho | If |
| 16:36.33 | AdmiralPanda | one at a time |
| 16:36.35 | Xho | They have one female sex organ |
| 16:36.35 | OluapWorker | butte |
| 16:36.37 | Englirios | okay |
| 16:36.37 | AdmiralPanda | not both at teh same time |
| 16:36.42 | Englirios | MOVING TO ANOTHER TOPIC |
| 16:36.43 | Englirios | What about |
| 16:36.49 | Englirios | Can we talk |
| 16:36.50 | Englirios | about |
| 16:36.51 | AdmiralPanda | Xho: it's one at a time |
| 16:36.52 | Englirios | Fantasyverse? |
| 16:36.52 | Xho | Kicath - -100% respect on a sexual basis |
| 16:36.52 | Monet | Basically they have a spare penis |
| 16:36.57 | OluapWorker | Finish your homework so we can do Tantum |
| 16:36.59 | Hachi__ | Like sharks |
| 16:37.04 | Hachi__ | Which makes me think |
| 16:37.12 | OluapWorker | Spinker - excuse me |
| 16:37.27 | Xho | Yeah Fantasyverse is always a good topic |
| 16:37.52 | Hachi__ | Koluap - EY WINDEY IMMA GIV U A CHOICE |
| 16:37.57 | OluapWorker | rite let's talk bout Lympharian sex den |
| 16:38.08 | OluapWorker | "HARBINGER SPEAKS OF YOU" |
| 16:38.12 | Hachi__ | olol |
| 16:38.24 | Hachi__ | Fantasyverse dating RPG |
| 16:38.29 | Hachi__ | You can romance a Lympharian |
| 16:38.30 | Xho | Makes me wonder how Shiarchon reproduce however |
| 16:38.30 | Englirios | I have Javina and Serani, I win |
| 16:38.46 | Hachi__ | Oluap has actual succubi, he wins |
| 16:38.50 | OluapWorker | aye |
| 16:39.01 | Xho | Females are normal and Shiarchon are immensely muscular demons with rocky charred skin |
| 16:39.02 | Xho | SO |
| 16:39.04 | Englirios | I kinda wonder |
| 16:39.07 | Hachi__ | Xho: Messily |
| 16:39.12 | OluapWorker | Shiarchon mate with succubi hur |
| 16:39.27 | Englirios | Should I make Serani REALLY sexually overt? |
| 16:39.30 | Xho | Shiarchon - im not da one whos gonna dai at da end of dis i assure u |
| 16:39.37 | Monet | Draonoggr romance? Probably not much |
| 16:39.43 | Englirios | Klaxxa romance |
| 16:39.43 | Hachi__ | Lagosi love to fuck |
| 16:39.45 | OluapWorker | Dalverat - oi stop fukin with ma daughters |
| 16:39.56 | Hachi__ | They are rabbits, after all |
| 16:40.01 | Englirios | That'd be funny |
| 16:40.09 | OluapWorker | Hachi - ey clothovera u wanna frickle frackle |
| 16:40.11 | Xho | Shiarchon - 0/10 would not stew |
| 16:40.12 | Englirios | Midget Victorian dragons in love |
| 16:40.13 | Monet | I now have this immage that mountain draeonoggr romance = rape most of the time |
| 16:40.22 | Englirios | Monet: Hm |
| 16:40.25 | Hachi__ | Archavior - HMMHMM HACHI |
| 16:40.28 | OluapWorker | Atrocius - IM MAKIN THE WORLD A FAVOUR BY KILLIN U |
| 16:40.38 | Xho | Order of the Black Sun probably have casual sex daily because they're a bunch of nutcases |
| 16:40.41 | Englirios | Do you think different Kelodhros races may breed with each other? |
| 16:40.50 | Hachi__ | I think that could be possible |
| 16:40.51 | Englirios | Klaxxa females can be quite large |
| 16:40.52 | OluapWorker | Don't you make me |
| 16:40.52 | Xho | Englirios: Possible |
| 16:40.53 | Hachi__ | Half-dracs |
| 16:40.57 | Xho | Only with similar biologies though |
| 16:40.58 | OluapWorker | Agh |
| 16:40.59 | Englirios | No I mean like |
| 16:41.01 | OluapWorker | Klaxxa-Loron |
| 16:41.01 | Monet | Draonoggr on Klaxxa...dat jsut wrong |
| 16:41.03 | Englirios | Draonoggr x Klaxxa |
| 16:41.04 | Hachi__ | olol |
| 16:41.11 | *** join/#sporewiki dino__ (52b0db20@gateway/web/freenode/ip.82.176.219.32) |
| 16:41.12 | Englirios | Monet: Again, Klaxxa matriarchs are fairly large |
| 16:41.13 | OluapWorker | Klaxxa x Loron Corruptus dangit |
| 16:41.21 | Hachi__ | Hey dino, we're just talking about fantasy sex |
| 16:41.30 | Xho | Shiarchon - wut u do behind closed doors is not rite at all |
| 16:41.34 | Monet | Englirios: Who said the Klaxxa was the woman? |
| 16:41.38 | dino__ | hello! |
| 16:41.40 | Hachi__ | My God |
| 16:41.49 | OluapWorker | That's hilarious |
| 16:41.51 | Englirios | Monet: Lekren - PIP POP CHEERIO |
| 16:41.59 | dino__ | @Hachi: Oh??? Sounds like an unusual subject on the IRC, but most interessting :P |
| 16:42.00 | Xho | EGAD |
| 16:42.05 | OluapWorker | In that case, the Loron Corruptus might not be a good idea |
| 16:42.09 | OluapWorker | Since their females are literally spiders |
| 16:42.20 | Hachi__ | Hot midget drac on spider action |
| 16:42.25 | OluapWorker | dangit |
| 16:42.26 | Monet | Klaxxa on Draonoggr might end up looking like a chiuaua trying to mate with a Labrador. |
| 16:42.37 | Xho | Caligaduro - 0/10 would not conquer this reality |
| 16:42.38 | OluapWorker | Funny cause it's technically possible |
| 16:42.43 | dino__ | lol |
| 16:42.49 | OluapWorker | Kimorgos - THE KING OF BONE HAS ARRIVED |
| 16:42.52 | Englirios | Xho: Well, Klaxxa are dedicated naturalists... |
| 16:42.54 | Xho | olord |
| 16:42.57 | Monet | Possible but would look rediculous |
| 16:43.01 | Hachi__ | olol Kimorgos |
| 16:43.06 | Monet | ridiculous* |
| 16:43.11 | Hachi__ | Yakshrapala - im done caligadood do ur stoof |
| 16:43.26 | Xho | Caligaduro rises from his prison -> Sees everyone screwing different races -> Goes back into the void, disgusted |
| 16:43.30 | Englirios | OluapWorker: http://www.comicbooktidbits.com/BATMAN%20BATTLES%20JOKER_files/image021.jpg Kimorgos's master plan |
| 16:43.49 | OluapWorker | Englirios: Amazing |
| 16:43.52 | OluapWorker | Let's all reflect how Vargash is a huge tentacle mosnter |
| 16:44.15 | Hachi__ | Crux - oboi |
| 16:44.33 | OluapWorker | geezush |
| 16:44.37 | Englirios | Could work |
| 16:44.43 | OluapWorker | I'm not capable of describing the feeling I'm feeling right now |
| 16:44.46 | Englirios | Especially since Vargash is somewhat feminine |
| 16:44.51 | Englirios | I actually prefer to think of her as of a girl |
| 16:44.56 | OluapWorker | I don't see how |
| 16:44.56 | Xho | Caligaduro pours all of his sex drive into Vargash |
| 16:44.58 | Hachi__ | dafuq |
| 16:44.58 | Xho | Makes sense |
| 16:45.02 | Monet | New plot: Caligaduro is banished from the world by being shown a multispecies orgy. |
| 16:45.15 | Xho | Caligaduro - oh well bak to the void |
| 16:45.18 | Hachi__ | In the end, Vargash is just a mound of penises |
| 16:45.22 | Hachi__ | And is actually a woman |
| 16:45.29 | Englirios | Monet: Lekren - JOLLY GOOD PLAN WHERE CAN I JOIN IN |
| 16:45.35 | OluapWorker | Harbinger - PRAISE FUROR |
| 16:45.49 | Englirios | Hell |
| 16:45.52 | Hachi__ | Fuhrer Abyssi |
| 16:46.02 | OluapWorker | Vargash - NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN |
| 16:46.03 | Englirios | Sea Giants are actually Koldenwelti Jews |
| 16:46.13 | OluapWorker | oh u |
| 16:46.21 | Hachi__ | Khahurnim - duntchu |
| 16:46.23 | Monet | This reminds me of War of Hyperspace when Exodium was given a data package ot make a basement universe which was buried within several zettabytes of porn |
| 16:46.29 | Hachi__ | olol |
| 16:46.55 | Hachi__ | Crux and Vargash should have spawn at some point |
| 16:47.00 | OluapWorker | Exodium - wuts dis Rule 34 site- OH GOD IS THAT KOLOSSUS AND KOL DAREN |
| 16:47.08 | Hachi__ | olol |
| 16:47.36 | OluapWorker | Vargash and Crux wrap their tentacles around each other tenderly while shouting angry gibberish |
| 16:47.44 | Xho | Kol Daren - Oddly, that wasn't Rule #34'd |
| 16:47.54 | Englirios | Meanwhile, Praetinnath is peeking from the bush and watching |
| 16:48.06 | OluapWorker | See this is one of the reasons I'm glad SporeWiki isn't a large-scale thing |
| 16:48.11 | Englirios | Praetinnath - the boner is just killing me |
| 16:48.11 | OluapWorker | Imagine if people made Rule 34 of our characters |
| 16:48.16 | Hachi__ | Vargash - ASGDAFGHTA Crux - SANDWICHES |
| 16:48.18 | Englirios | OluapWorker: Well.... |
| 16:48.19 | OluapWorker | Kimorgos - UNLEASH TEH BONER |
| 16:48.21 | Englirios | Hut reue |
| 16:48.24 | OluapWorker | BONE* |
| 16:48.24 | Englirios | Hur true |
| 16:48.26 | Hachi__ | I'd wanna see Rule 34 of our characters hur |
| 16:48.30 | Xho | u wuld |
| 16:48.36 | Englirios | Hachi__: Lo and behold, Hachi x Tyraz |
| 16:48.49 | Hachi__ | ech |
| 16:48.55 | Englirios | Exactly |
| 16:48.58 | OluapWorker | We'd see all kinds of pairings not even we could imagine ourselves |
| 16:49.01 | Englirios | Iovera x Geltastra, at the other hand... |
| 16:49.03 | Monet | We all know Tyraz's OTP is with Uriel |
| 16:49.05 | Englirios | *on the other hand |
| 16:49.17 | Hachi__ | Tyraz x Uriel or Tyraz x Arsac |
| 16:49.18 | OluapWorker | Tyraz x Uriel x Sarec love triangle |
| 16:49.22 | Englirios | Monet: The AGC is built on sexual tension |
| 16:49.22 | Hachi__ | yeh |
| 16:49.34 | Monet | Sarec - My my |
| 16:49.35 | Xho | OluapWorker: In that case Hachi is like Sarec's side bitch |
| 16:49.41 | OluapWorker | Exactly |
| 16:49.57 | Hachi__ | Strangely I spoke with Monet yesterday about how the AGC and other hyperpowers are ultimately built on war |
| 16:50.01 | Xho | Not even in Rule 34 theories does Hachi have luck |
| 16:50.05 | Hachi__ | hur |
| 16:50.08 | OluapWorker | oho |
| 16:50.20 | Hachi__ | I wonder |
| 16:50.25 | Hachi__ | Rovegar x Zazane |
| 16:50.27 | Monet | Hachi si right though |
| 16:50.31 | Monet | is |
| 16:50.35 | OluapWorker | What about it |
| 16:50.58 | OluapWorker | Kryptkor - whos dese Rovegar u speek of and wher can i get one |
| 16:51.13 | Hachi__ | Tagutan - deys all fair maidens |
| 16:51.19 | Monet | Well, the three galaxy-ruling superpowers: AGC, PCA and CyraEmp all have rather war-driven histories |
| 16:51.42 | OluapWorker | Fiction story: Kalcedia's adventure in Rovegar space |
| 16:51.46 | Hachi__ | hur |
| 16:51.57 | Hachi__ | Kalcedia eventually uses Rovegar space as a colossal dildo |
| 16:51.57 | Englirios | OluapWorker: And then NOBODY GETS LAID. THE END. |
| 16:52.08 | Xho | Anything with Kalcedia ups the sex by 1000% |
| 16:52.09 | OluapWorker | That's "Hachi's adventure in Rovegar space" |
| 16:52.12 | Hachi__ | hur |
| 16:52.51 | AdmiralPanda | Hachi's adventure in anything adds boobs |
| 16:52.55 | Hachi__ | I like how nobody commented out-of-universe about Hachi having a boner in Tantum hur |
| 16:53.41 | OluapWorker | Koluap - wat dat Hachi - dat ma wiener Koluap - ITS A LUMP LEMME CUT IT OFF *Xhodocto Axe* |
| 16:53.50 | Hachi__ | olol |
| 16:54.04 | Monet | PCA has pirate-genociding Zoles and policed by the Niaka and Kicath who would kill you with suitable provocation, AGC has the warmongering Zazane, "death to all pirates" military service-supporting Imperium and crusading Radeons, CyraEmp captains seem to use nuking from orbit as an effective threat prevention/containment procedure |
| 16:54.25 | Hachi__ | Hachi doesn't have an adventure in anything, he can't even insert his wiener there |
| 16:54.51 | Monet | Also the CyraEmp's military is commanded by a 4m tall Mortalitas, meed I say more? |
| 16:54.52 | OluapWorker | Kalcedia - ey UNO im movin to Rovegar space bye |
| 16:55.05 | OluapWorker | PCA military is led by a 5m tall Kormacvar hur |
| 16:55.21 | Hachi__ | AGC military is led by an angry emo midget Zazane |
| 16:55.24 | Englirios | And AGC military is led by a midget Zazane |
| 16:55.25 | Englirios | Dammit |
| 16:55.25 | Monet | Not what I was getting at |
| 16:55.32 | Englirios | Epic ninjato there |
| 16:55.34 | OluapWorker | AGC has the teeny man leader |
| 16:55.35 | Hachi__ | lel |
| 16:55.37 | Englirios | *ninjutsu |
| 16:55.47 | Monet | Correction: angry emo midget demigod Zazane |
| 16:55.57 | Hachi__ | Tyraz has become the new Grochius, except without the ham |
| 16:56.01 | OluapWorker | AGC decides to ditch Tyraz and get Tiny to leead instead |
| 16:56.03 | OluapWorker | lead* |
| 16:56.17 | AdmiralPanda | teeny man leader has a giant fucking lizard monster thing standing right behind him though |
| 16:56.25 | Hachi__ | True |
| 16:56.28 | OluapWorker | Tiny is larger hur |
| 16:56.35 | Englirios | OluapWorker: The first decree of the new AGC military: eat the Brotherhood |
| 16:56.47 | OluapWorker | Althron - oh mai |
| 16:56.56 | Monet | Actually if you count Zillum's implants, all three superpowers are led by supernatural generals. |
| 16:57.16 | Hachi__ | First decree of the new AGC military according to Kalcedia; insert the Brotherhood |
| 16:57.16 | Monet | superpowers' militaries, rather |
| 16:57.22 | OluapWorker | Oh god |
| 16:57.29 | OluapWorker | That sounds like some weird incest fiction |
| 16:57.39 | Hachi__ | ohgod |
| 16:57.43 | Hachi__ | Makes me wonder what Crispy's Insurrection and the Brotherhood would do if they combined, like the Borealis Consortium Network |
| 16:57.54 | Englirios | Hachi__: Crispy - Althron-kun |
| 16:58.01 | Hachi__ | Crispy and Althron become husbando and waifu |
| 16:58.01 | Englirios | Seriously though, that could happen after TND |
| 16:58.04 | Hachi__ | yeh |
| 16:58.26 | Monet | WHich reminds me Imperios: Do your homework then finish TND. |
| 16:58.28 | OluapWorker | Meanwhile Tagutan gets jelus |
| 16:58.49 | OluapWorker | Tagutan - i wanna tooch him in the crispy |
| 17:01.29 | OluapWorker | Tagutan touching Crispy's crispy killed the chat |
| 17:02.12 | Hachi__ | hur |
| 17:02.41 | OluapWorker | Hachi__: ">Using explosion on someone from Hiroshima" |
| 17:02.48 | OluapWorker | That's so mean but so clever |
| 17:02.59 | Hachi__ | ohgod y |
| 17:03.20 | Monet | I feel bad for Vindevus. |
| 17:03.49 | Monet | He has to deal with Kicath a good lot of the time. |
| 17:05.48 | Monet | I wonder what the PCA's opinion of him was - actually I think that's a hard question because we haven't seen him much |
| 17:06.04 | OluapWorker | This conversation reminded me of a scrapped idea I had |
| 17:06.16 | OluapWorker | Herquie and Thea'Nhirara were originally meant to become a couple |
| 17:06.23 | Hachi__ | aww |
| 17:06.52 | OluapWorker | hawt burd man on conglomeration of wisps action |
| 17:07.32 | OluapWorker | I changed my mind when I decided to rework both of them |
| 17:09.07 | Monet | Herquie - It's like doing it with a million girls all at once |
| 17:09.26 | Hachi__ | Hachi - ;A; |
| 17:10.13 | OluapWorker | hur |
| 17:11.21 | OluapWorker | Now I imagine Thea'Nhirara as being too preoccupied with her job to be in a relationship, and I turned Herquie into a ladies' man |
| 17:11.52 | Hachi__ | Herquie does seem like a ladies' man hur |
| 17:14.08 | OluapWorker | Herquie meets Kalcedia -> "u wanna see ma eagle" |
| 17:14.22 | Hachi__ | Kalcedia meets Herquie - "can i see ur eagle" |
| 17:14.46 | OluapWorker | c |
| 17:14.50 | OluapWorker | I support this ship |
| 17:15.09 | Hachi__ | This makes me feel a little sad about Kalcedia |
| 17:15.38 | Hachi__ | She has all the sex she wants but she's unable to have children |
| 17:16.21 | OluapWorker | She could go to the Indoc Collective and get herself healed hur |
| 17:16.30 | Hachi__ | yeh but UNO duty |
| 17:16.31 | OluapWorker | Herquie - u gotta pay da toll furst |
| 17:17.05 | Hachi__ | If she has kids she'd rather leave UNOC and stop fighting |
| 17:17.05 | Hachi__ | So I imagine they wouldn't let her leave |
| 17:17.53 | Englirios | Hachi__: I have just realised |
| 17:17.57 | Englirios | Kalcedia is a bit like Miranda |
| 17:18.12 | OluapWorker | Kalcedia is much more charismatic than Miranda |
| 17:19.31 | Hachi__ | Kalcedia is designed by Kol to be perfect however |
| 17:19.40 | Hachi__ | Except her fertility failed |
| 17:19.50 | Hachi__ | And she is a polymorph, which wasn't intentional |
| 17:20.23 | OluapWorker | Kol - cus u had seks with perterrent dat nite |
| 17:21.52 | OluapWorker | I can't imagine Kalcedia with a family tbh |
| 17:21.58 | Hachi__ | Neither can I |
| 17:22.24 | OluapWorker | Doesn't sound like her |
| 17:22.39 | Xho | OluapWorker: http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=198851092 |
| 17:22.49 | Hachi__ | But the main reason she's so whorish is, aside from her overly-exaggerated sexual drive caused by Kol's modifications, that she can't have children |
| 17:22.51 | Hachi__ | So she might use sex as a sorta thing to keep her from getting upset |
| 17:22.53 | Englirios | Kalcedia's daughter - Moooom, a guy is trying to hit me! |
| 17:23.11 | AdmiralPanda | on the other hand, Hel' is probably sire to at least five or six generations of kids |
| 17:23.13 | OluapWorker | Xho: Oh god |
| 17:23.27 | OluapWorker | Should be a Spy robot |
| 17:23.38 | Xho | Spu's companion - Spubot |
| 17:24.11 | Englirios | Kalcedia - http://lurkmore.so/images/f/f2/RAPE_HIM.JPG |
| 17:24.29 | Hachi__ | olol |
| 17:24.43 | OluapWorker | Kalcedia - Alright, Rianth. You've asked so much, this time I will do what you wanted so much. *has sex with Sanguine* |
| 17:24.57 | Xho | Hachi - closenough.avi |
| 17:25.21 | OluapWorker | Easy to confuse the two, one's just blue and the other's blood red |
| 17:25.26 | Englirios | We should make Serani, Mirrorvera and Kalcedia meet somehow |
| 17:26.06 | OluapWorker | Divin-Ra - http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/641/906/ade.png |
| 17:26.20 | Xho | Dunno what powers Spu would have |
| 17:26.28 | OluapWorker | The power of Spuness |
| 17:26.47 | Xho | I have a feeling he'd be an intangible trickster of sorts |
| 17:26.54 | Xho | Replace trickster with psycho though |
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| 17:27.27 | Wormy | Hello |
| 17:27.42 | Xho | He might act as a part of Interesting Spy's conscience but everyone can see him |
| 17:28.00 | Monet | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Draconid_Imperium/Society#Egalparagii_2 There VIndevus is done |
| 17:28.16 | OluapWorker | vindivis |
| 17:28.37 | Xho | Chi - yeh he is dun lol |
| 17:31.05 | Monet | I thought he could have led one of several DI companies that came to Borealis to make money |
| 17:31.46 | Monet | Well...in this day and age that's a lie, DI corporations are more often about getting the Imperium known and getting themselves known |
| 17:33.28 | Monet | Vindevus' favourite residence is Prefect's Park |
| 17:33.48 | Monet | Massive ornate skyscraper and he occupies a four-storey penthouse at the top. |
| 17:34.58 | Monet | Compete with private garden, greengouses and a hanger bay |
| 17:35.04 | Monet | greenhouses |
| 17:37.54 | Monet | I'm thinking ot myself...I don't think Draconis can have swimming pools |
| 17:38.30 | Monet | They are not built for swimming to be honest. |
| 17:39.16 | OluapWorker | Draconis - cannonbaaaAAAAHH |
| 17:40.05 | Monet | It's the wings that hinder them the most |
| 17:41.54 | Monet | Englirios: Kaledia is on the Tantum team. |
| 17:41.59 | Monet | Kalcedia |
| 17:42.15 | Monet | Aren't they all going to Mirrorvera's secret base? |
| 17:42.19 | Englirios | Monet: Yep |
| 17:43.10 | Xho | coughSEXDUNGEONcough |
| 17:44.13 | OluapWorker | Kalcedia - NU Nu - no dik Kalcedia - ;A: |
| 17:44.15 | OluapWorker | ;* |
| 17:44.43 | Monet | Mirrorvera's bace is probably a huge underground labarynth of a base built under a brothel |
| 17:44.59 | Xho | OluapWorker: I'm changing my TF2sona to Spu |
| 17:45.25 | OluapWorker | Interesting Spy - OH, MERDE |
| 17:49.14 | Xho | "I FEEL TRES BON" |
| 17:49.22 | Hachi__ | olol |
| 17:57.41 | dino__ | back |
| 18:02.36 | Xho | OluapWorker: I forgot to mention Spu did star in that Bigrock video |
| 18:03.04 | Xho | A very early version anyway |
| 18:03.21 | OluapWorker | I don't remember that |
| 18:03.40 | dino__ | @Monet:xnice updateto society page!!! |
| 18:04.00 | Xho | yey |
| 18:04.16 | Xho | OluapWorker: He's the RED Spy who goes "That is a diet I call sandvich" |
| 18:05.54 | Technobliterator | bbk |
| 18:05.57 | Technobliterator | bbl |
| 18:05.58 | Technobliterator | * |
| 18:06.29 | OluapWorker | You were never here |
| 18:11.27 | Imperios | Guys |
| 18:11.30 | Imperios | Could we do Fantasyverse? |
| 18:13.23 | Xho | fintisiviirs |
| 18:13.37 | OluapWorker | I'd rather do Tantum |
| 18:13.43 | Xho | OluapWorker: http://static1.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/b/b8/SpuProfilePicture.png |
| 18:13.58 | Wormy | trippy |
| 18:14.17 | dino__ | oh nice |
| 18:14.21 | OluapWorker | spi |
| 18:16.24 | OluapWorker | I sincerely want your part of Tantum to be done so me and Xho can get on with our own |
| 18:19.25 | dino__ | Spi? |
| 18:19.43 | Xho | Spu |
| 18:20.25 | Xho | http://xho3546.deviantart.com/art/The-Masque-of-Spu-416492981 |
| 18:23.57 | OluapWorker | Tornado Spu |
| 18:23.58 | OluapWorker | Spunado |
| 18:25.15 | dino__ | ah ok |
| 18:30.22 | Imperios | Hachi__: I am making the Empire of Man's flag right now |
| 18:30.40 | Imperios | What colours should it use? |
| 18:30.58 | Hachi__ | Hmm |
| 18:30.59 | Imperios | Right now I am using an AGC-esque colour scheme with white, black and gold |
| 18:31.05 | Hachi__ | Yeah, sounds good |
| 18:36.22 | Imperios | You know, the whole xenophobia shtick the Empire of Man has coupled with very powerful monarchic rule and multinationalism kinda makes me think of Imperial China |
| 18:36.41 | Xho | No shitty warrs though |
| 18:37.02 | Hachi__ | olol |
| 18:37.10 | OluapWorker | i dun get it |
| 18:37.36 | Imperios | Xho: That's an idea actually |
| 18:37.43 | Xho | shitty warrs = city wall |
| 18:37.46 | Xho | South Park reference |
| 18:37.46 | Imperios | Humans could erect a city wall or two around their borders |
| 18:38.00 | OluapWorker | rite |
| 18:38.03 | OluapWorker | I don't watch South Parks |
| 18:38.04 | OluapWorker | Park* |
| 18:40.09 | Wormy | PS4 Brack Friday Bunduru |
| 18:40.47 | Wormy | that bit made me lol from South Park last night |
| 18:40.59 | Xho | That was funny |
| 18:42.37 | Xho | https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BaLdiv7CEAAvh39.jpg:large Oh lord Jesus |
| 18:44.25 | Xho | That thing just screams "KILL ME" |
| 18:46.26 | Wormy | It's a trap |
| 18:47.22 | Xho | Well, after a long discussion with my friend we have found that I am a sadistic psychopath |
| 18:47.32 | Xho | I wasn't expecting much other than that really |
| 18:49.42 | OluapWorker | That picture |
| 18:49.51 | OluapWorker | It confuses me greatly |
| 18:51.33 | Imperios | http://static3.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/2/2c/Crux_Humanitatis.png Heil human |
| 18:51.58 | OluapWorker | *hitler |
| 18:52.14 | Wormy | Xho: "Billy see's things on his plate, Billy thinks its the Devil" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdWmMjw0E9A |
| 18:52.29 | Imperios | That's the Empire of Man's flag |
| 18:53.10 | Hachi__ | I like it |
| 18:53.24 | Imperios | The weird inverse-Y symbol on the bottom is actually Chinese for "human" |
| 18:55.09 | Xho | 人 |
| 18:55.13 | Imperios | Yes, that |
| 18:55.25 | Imperios | Ren |
| 18:56.05 | Xho | I just got that from the Japanese equivalent |
| 18:56.07 | Xho | Hito |
| 18:56.14 | Imperios | Heil Hirohito |
| 18:56.19 | Imperios | Kinda fits |
| 18:56.43 | Imperios | There should be a story with humans as the main villains |
| 18:56.51 | Xho | The hito in Hirohito is 仁 |
| 18:56.58 | Hachi__ | aka Javina in Infernos Mons |
| 18:57.16 | Imperios | Javina is the local Nu, she's on the good guys' side |
| 18:57.22 | Imperios | Even though she's a total asshole |
| 18:57.32 | OluapWorker | Except Nu is an amusing alien |
| 18:57.51 | Imperios | Javina is going to get some character development |
| 18:58.05 | Imperios | Especially when we meet Serani |
| 18:59.17 | Imperios | Hint: Javina is actually a closet lesbian |
| 18:59.29 | Xho | Kinmorunddraver - ech |
| 18:59.51 | OluapWorker | Clothovera - no |
| 18:59.52 | Hachi__ | And Kinmo is a homophobe apparently |
| 18:59.59 | Imperios | Well |
| 19:00.01 | OluapWorker | Nyakik - meh ok |
| 19:00.12 | Imperios | Homophobia is often caused by latent homosexuality |
| 19:00.12 | Xho | Well |
| 19:00.33 | Hachi__ | Kinmo - i just want sum great big phoenix cawk |
| 19:00.34 | Xho | More under the fact that Serani is a dark magic being (which Kinmo doesn't like) and Javina is human (also what Kinmo doesn't like) |
| 19:00.56 | OluapWorker | Clothovera - oi Pelagrios - u fuk |
| 19:01.17 | Xho | Imperios: I should mention that Pelagrios wasn't born under the Empire of Man |
| 19:01.22 | Imperios | Ah |
| 19:01.27 | Imperios | makes sense |
| 19:01.28 | Imperios | Hm |
| 19:01.37 | Imperios | I wonder |
| 19:02.36 | dino__ | Where is Cyrannian? |
| 19:02.39 | Imperios | Is it offensive that I made the vaguely Middle Eastern and possibly lesbian Javina such an asshole hur |
| 19:02.40 | dino__ | Haven't seen him in a while? |
| 19:03.05 | OluapWorker | Cyrannian hasn't been online today |
| 19:03.35 | dino__ | idd |
| 19:03.38 | dino__ | anyway |
| 19:03.47 | dino__ | not much is going on the wikia today |
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| 19:17.37 | *** mode/#sporewiki [+o Cyrannian] by ChanServ |
| 19:17.45 | Cyrannian | Hello! |
| 19:19.21 | OluapWorker | ~slap Cyrannian |
| 19:19.21 | infobot | ACTION slaps Cyrannian, keep your grubby fingers to yourself! |
| 19:19.28 | OluapWorker | dino__ was looking for you |
| 19:19.40 | Cyrannian | ~lick OluapWorker |
| 19:19.40 | infobot | ACTION licks OluapWorker *SHLUUURRRRPPP* |
| 19:20.44 | Cyrannian | http://www.wordle.net/ - This is a cool little kajigger |
| 19:22.51 | Wormy | hi |
| 19:23.24 | Xho | Hachi__: http://www.stfimages.com/images/2012/09/25/q1V7p.jpg |
| 19:23.53 | Hachi__ | olol |
| 19:27.39 | Hachi__ | rite, gotta dinner |
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| 19:43.24 | *** mode/#sporewiki [+o Xho] by ChanServ |
| 19:43.31 | OluapWorker | return of the dum |
| 19:43.38 | Xho | u |
| 19:48.29 | OluapWorker | Hachi__: http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/703981943135412840/B73047D7FE5190370ECD483403C97F7BDAD12D96/ i kil u |
| 19:48.53 | dino__ | @oluap: Oh see a comment has been removed from my talk page? |
| 19:48.54 | OluapWorker | No wait |
| 19:48.56 | dino__ | What was it about? |
| 19:48.56 | OluapWorker | I meant Xho |
| 19:49.16 | OluapWorker | dino__: spartian saying off-topic crap |
| 19:49.32 | dino__ | oh ok, why? |
| 19:49.37 | dino__ | Why on my talkpage? |
| 19:49.41 | OluapWorker | No idea |
| 19:49.42 | dino__ | ah well, t hanks for fixing it |
| 19:49.48 | OluapWorker | Xho: http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/703981943135412840/B73047D7FE5190370ECD483403C97F7BDAD12D96/ i kil u |
| 19:50.01 | Xho | dat pose |
| 19:50.07 | OluapWorker | http://cloud-4.steampowered.com/ugc/470918941276761282/3F01EC21558555980C7100A85BEDDD264BF58150/ and this is Nu |
| 19:51.04 | Xho | Nu - BAKALOLOLOLOLOLO |
| 19:52.05 | OluapWorker | hur |
| 19:53.28 | Cyrannian | Xho! |
| 19:54.13 | Xho | WAT |
| 19:54.33 | Cyrannian | I am pleased to see you. :D |
| 19:54.56 | Xho | If you're gonna keep talking like that you can get out now |
| 19:55.55 | Cyrannian | *Very* pleased. |
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| 20:11.35 | Xho | Right I might start making a new empire for Koldenwelt |
| 20:13.14 | OluapWorker | wut dis |
| 20:13.19 | Xho | Dunno what exactly |
| 20:13.24 | OluapWorker | dum |
| 20:13.31 | Xho | Something more neutral aligned as I am incapable of creating something good |
| 20:13.42 | Xho | Says a lot about me |
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| 20:14.24 | DrodoEmpire | Hey, everyone. |
| 20:14.29 | dino__ | hello |
| 20:14.40 | Cyrannian | Hello |
| 20:14.43 | Xho | Hachi__: Do you want me to update the map with the Voldenaarchi territory |
| 20:14.52 | Hachi__ | Yeh |
| 20:15.09 | Xho | Any difference in size? |
| 20:15.16 | Hachi__ | Well, what's the current? |
| 20:15.21 | Xho | http://static3.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/d/de/KoldenweltTerrainTerritory.png There |
| 20:15.56 | Cyrannian | http://chancery.tcd.ie/ http://www.actofunion.ac.uk/ - Which one of these websites would you consider more visually appealing? |
| 20:16.13 | dino__ | @Xho: Oh, the Urindalë aren't the most northern species anymore ??? |
| 20:16.28 | Xho | dino__: They haven't been for a long time hur |
| 20:16.32 | OluapWorker | Cyrannian: Second one |
| 20:16.51 | Xho | That being said I think they're one of the more influential northern territories |
| 20:16.54 | Xho | Still that is |
| 20:17.08 | Xho | Most northern territories are either obscure or not advanced enough |
| 20:17.14 | Hachi__ | Also, I completed phase 1 of that Rovegar porn fic |
| 20:17.21 | OluapWorker | yey |
| 20:17.27 | dino__ | oh missed that haha |
| 20:17.27 | OluapWorker | Post it on the wiki hur |
| 20:17.30 | OluapWorker | Anyway ded |
| 20:18.47 | Xho | I should probably note that the Shiarchon's territory is roughly twice the size of the British Isles |
| 20:18.52 | Hachi__ | Xho: I'd say they'd be more spread across the coasts and near the edges of the sea, like approaching Arakai almost |
| 20:19.00 | Xho | Right |
| 20:20.47 | Hachi__ | Also, poot Kame Isles dere |
| 20:20.57 | Xho | Where exactly |
| 20:21.02 | Hachi__ | Southeastern, near the edge of the map |
| 20:21.21 | Xho | As a new island or more territories |
| 20:21.29 | Hachi__ | Wait |
| 20:21.32 | Hachi__ | Southwestern |
| 20:21.39 | Hachi__ | New island |
| 20:22.29 | Xho | gah |
| 20:22.35 | Xho | That means I have to update the main map as well |
| 20:23.01 | Hachi__ | Though don't worry about it if it means too much work |
| 20:23.04 | Xho | Right how far from the mainland |
| 20:23.16 | Xho | Doesn't necessarily mean too much |
| 20:23.18 | Xho | I can work around it |
| 20:24.09 | Xho | And how big is the island |
| 20:24.19 | Xho | Keep in mind what I said about the Shiarchon territories |
| 20:24.25 | Xho | I should probably put a measurement on that map |
| 20:25.04 | Xho | Hachi__: quick dammit |
| 20:25.21 | Hachi__ | Quite far, I'd say near the edge of the map |
| 20:25.23 | Hachi__ | And the group of islands aren't much larger than that single island northwest of the Merovar-Caxildiz island |
| 20:25.36 | Xho | Right |
| 20:26.19 | Hachi__ | Remember, Southwest |
| 20:26.23 | Hachi__ | soothwost |
| 20:27.12 | Xho | So a lot of small islands |
| 20:27.17 | Hachi__ | Jah |
| 20:28.12 | Cyrannian | I think a fiction based off the Vikings would be interesting. Does the Fantasyverse have any? |
| 20:28.27 | Hachi__ | Hmm |
| 20:28.32 | Hachi__ | I don't know really |
| 20:28.37 | Hachi__ | Don't think so |
| 20:31.38 | Cyrannian | I'm surprised Wormy didn't make one |
| 20:31.52 | DrodoEmpire | Cyrannian: Yeah, I agree. Something like a raiding fiction, Vikings or Mongols. |
| 20:32.33 | Cyrannian | Indeed |
| 20:33.21 | Xho | What colour do you want the territory to be in |
| 20:34.10 | Xho | Hachi__: ^ |
| 20:34.28 | Hachi__ | I'd say light blue |
| 20:37.03 | Cyrannian | Are you still planning on revamping the Holy Shadow War, Hachi? |
| 20:37.24 | Hachi__ | Yes |
| 20:37.34 | Hachi__ | I will get round to it soon |
| 20:37.38 | Hachi__ | I've just been very busy recently |
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| 20:41.39 | Liquid_Ink | Hello |
| 20:44.31 | Liquid_Ink | Anybody alive? |
| 20:44.33 | Cyrannian | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Alessandra_Zoe_Cretacea - c dino's new character! |
| 20:45.29 | Hachi__ | Notice how she has boobs |
| 20:45.35 | Xho | "With Willelmus Cretacea as her uncle, and Apollo as her nephew " |
| 20:45.41 | Xho | This confuses me slightly |
| 20:46.25 | Hachi__ | Wouldn't Apollo be a cousin? |
| 20:47.00 | dino__ | @Hachi: Isn't that the same? |
| 20:47.05 | Xho | Nope |
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| 20:47.10 | Liquid_Ink | Other than that discrepancy, I like the page. |
| 20:47.13 | Monet | Hi |
| 20:47.13 | dino__ | I named it a nephew due to it's being a translation issue for me |
| 20:47.22 | dino__ | I didn't knew how to call it otherwise |
| 20:47.24 | Hachi__ | Ah, I see |
| 20:47.41 | Hachi__ | Well, say you have an uncle/aunt, their child would be your cousin |
| 20:47.47 | Xho | Dino_: You speak Dutch right |
| 20:48.12 | Hachi__ | If you had a brother/sister and they had a child, they would be your nephew/niece, and you would be their uncle/aunt |
| 20:48.30 | Xho | Right that makes sense, I suppose the Dutch word for "nephew" and "cousin" is the same |
| 20:49.40 | Xho | http://static1.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/0/06/KoldenweltTerrain.png dere |
| 20:49.51 | Xho | I didn't put the isles too far west because it looked out of place |
| 20:50.47 | Hachi__ | Awesome |
| 20:51.24 | Xho | Right that is literally the last addition I am making to the map |
| 20:51.45 | Xho | Until it is absolutely necessary |
| 20:52.13 | dino__ | @Xho: That is correct |
| 20:52.20 | Liquid_Ink | I'm too lazy to get an older version to compare, what change did you make? |
| 20:52.43 | dino__ | oh nice image xho |
| 20:52.56 | Xho | Added the Kame Isles in the corner of the map |
| 20:53.27 | DrodoEmpire | Time to install AoE 2. :3 |
| 20:53.37 | Cyrannian | <PROTECTED> |
| 20:53.46 | Xho | DrodoEmpire Hachi__: http://static3.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/d/de/KoldenweltTerrainTerritory.png Added your territories |
| 20:54.00 | DrodoEmpire | Thanks. |
| 20:56.06 | Xho | I really do need to add a measurement to the map though |
| 20:56.21 | Xho | Koldenwelt's main continent from east to west is roughly 8000 miles |
| 20:56.35 | Xho | 12,870 kilometres that is |
| 20:57.01 | Cyrannian | Does that map represent the entirety of Koldenwelt? |
| 20:57.11 | Xho | All that is known |
| 20:57.20 | Xho | It's a general consensus that nothing else is going to be added |
| 20:57.44 | DrodoEmpire | Hm. Would be interesting to see a sort of "new world", but that would be ambitious to say the least. XD |
| 20:57.57 | DrodoEmpire | New map, new fictions... |
| 20:58.12 | Cyrannian | Was it decided whether or not the planet was spherical? I vaguely remember someone claiming that it was flat. |
| 20:58.36 | Liquid_Ink | We shouldn't really consider another until we've filled up all the space on this one |
| 20:58.45 | DrodoEmpire | Well, it IS spherical, its a planet. Whether or not the inhabitants know is the real issue. |
| 20:58.49 | DrodoEmpire | :P |
| 20:59.01 | Xho | I think we all decided on it being spherical |
| 20:59.11 | dino__ | I would consider most of such a primeval time frame that hew oworld is flat |
| 20:59.19 | Xho | I suggested it would be flat but we didn't agree |
| 20:59.24 | Liquid_Ink | http://static3.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/d/de/KoldenweltTerrainTerritory.png There is plenty of grey left there, so no new continent is needed. |
| 20:59.30 | dino__ | or that the citizens would beleive the world is flat, not to sail to faar or ou fall of the edgE1 |
| 20:59.31 | Xho | That and some civilisations are advanced enough to have discovered that |
| 20:59.54 | Cyrannian | I think it would be in keeping with the whole "Fantasy" aspect if it was flat. |
| 21:00.02 | dino__ | @Xho |
| 21:00.03 | dino__ | tha tis ture as well |
| 21:00.05 | dino__ | true |
| 21:00.07 | dino__ | I meant to t[pe |
| 21:00.12 | Monet | Well, the Greeks worked out the world was round |
| 21:00.28 | Liquid_Ink | Koldenwelt shoul be banana shaped, because Monty Python |
| 21:00.35 | Xho | Even if it were flat, the world beyond the map is barely known |
| 21:00.46 | DrodoEmpire | And many civilizations are advanced enough to have probably figured it out it is round anyway. |
| 21:00.56 | Xho | There's only two or three confirmed lands off the map that are known |
| 21:01.08 | DrodoEmpire | Anyway, AoE 2 time. |
| 21:01.14 | Xho | One of them is no longer above surface |
| 21:01.15 | Liquid_Ink | http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e8/Mappa_di_Eratostene.jpg Koldenwelt map roughly equal to this |
| 21:01.52 | Xho | Liquid_Ink: I think most of us have agreed there is barely anything beyond the continent |
| 21:02.11 | Xho | The closest to uncharted land is what's beyond those mountains in the far east |
| 21:03.00 | Liquid_Ink | What's behind there is mongol hordes |
| 21:03.07 | Xho | Even then judging by the planet's size dated on the map there's not much beyond it apart from more ocean |
| 21:03.07 | Liquid_Ink | *beyond |
| 21:04.03 | DrodoEmpire | Liquid: That would be a good fiction idea, actually; A nomadic horde coming from there. XD |
| 21:04.39 | Liquid_Ink | Massive invasion of mysterious hordes from the east! |
| 21:05.34 | Xho | That, and it ruins the whole mystery of what's beyond the main continent if we knew what was beyond it |
| 21:05.55 | Xho | What is known off the map isn't even that far off the map anyway |
| 21:05.59 | dino__ | bye all |
| 21:06.00 | dino__ | have to leave |
| 21:06.03 | dino__ | see ya ll next time |
| 21:06.04 | DrodoEmpire | Bye |
| 21:06.05 | Liquid_Ink | So long! |
| 21:06.06 | dino__ | :D |
| 21:07.15 | Hachi__ | I think the furthest-most territory that is off the map is that of the Zazanite Cult |
| 21:07.16 | Hachi__ | Mainly because their headquarters are miles under the ocean of the main continent |
| 21:07.28 | Xho | Sounds about right |
| 21:07.39 | Xho | The Phoneix Isles were around 9000 - 10000 miles off map |
| 21:07.42 | Xho | But they were sunk |
| 21:07.51 | Hachi__ | Cult - lol ours now |
| 21:07.59 | Xho | Kinmorunddraver - ;A; |
| 21:08.33 | Xho | Anyway Koldenwelt's main continent is large enough to cover half of Earth |
| 21:08.48 | Xho | Koldenwelt's surface area is roughly twice of earth |
| 21:09.01 | Hachi__ | It's already larger than Azeroth, the main planet of World of Warcraft |
| 21:09.27 | Liquid_Ink | And yet gravity appears to still be 1 G |
| 21:09.29 | Xho | There is a probability that there are a lot of uncharted lands but our decisions say there isn't much at all |
| 21:09.35 | Liquid_Ink | Maybe Koldenwelt is hollow? |
| 21:09.41 | Xho | Science doesn't apply |
| 21:09.46 | Hachi__ | If you were to spread out all the territories on Azeroth onto an outstretching flat plane, it could fit all inside Russia |
| 21:09.53 | Monet | It's fantasy why bother with how much gravity it has? |
| 21:09.53 | Liquid_Ink | Science always applies. |
| 21:10.08 | Hachi__ | Yakshrapala - i maek the decishuns |
| 21:10.14 | Liquid_Ink | Because I like picking at details like that. |
| 21:10.30 | Monet | I wouldn't have created the Draonoggr the way I did if I had to bear physics in mind |
| 21:11.15 | Hachi__ | If Yakshrapala is ultimately responsible for making races mortal then I imagine he has a lot of influence over the planet's physical, as well as metaphysical and beyond-physical, plane |
| 21:11.37 | Xho | To be honest you could paint the entire continent in territories and it still wouldn't represent the fact that the planet still has immense amounts of space |
| 21:11.44 | Xho | Cities aren't hundreds of miles wide |
| 21:12.20 | Hachi__ | One thing we need is less xenophobe fictions |
| 21:12.24 | Xho | True |
| 21:12.33 | Xho | I was going to make a fiction that was less xenophobic |
| 21:12.42 | Xho | But I am more concerned with the whole planet at the moment |
| 21:14.58 | Xho | You're looking at a land area of approximately 23,000,000 square kilometres |
| 21:15.15 | Xho | One would estimate that's around a sixty day walk non-stop |
| 21:15.33 | Hachi__ | Kinmo - fuk me |
| 21:15.46 | Xho | Well |
| 21:15.48 | Xho | Around that |
| 21:15.52 | Xho | Probably closer to 100 |
| 21:16.07 | Hachi__ | Talk about around the world in 80 days |
| 21:16.48 | Xho | Kinmorunddraver - fuck it i can do it in twelve seconds and it wouldn't cost me $400,000 |
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| 21:17.22 | TekDroid | Hello |
| 21:17.44 | Xho | That being said, 8000 miles across |
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| 21:19.26 | Xho | Walking from Southampton to London (80 miles) would take you a long time in itself |
| 21:19.40 | Xho | 80 miles is shit ton of space even when driving on the motorway |
| 21:20.11 | Liquid_Ink | You silly English and your short distances |
| 21:20.41 | Monet | At least iwe don't require planes to cross our country halfway |
| 21:20.56 | Xho | So yeah, Koldenwelt's main continent is fucking huge |
| 21:21.17 | Liquid_Ink | Yes, well at least planes are fun |
| 21:21.24 | Hachi__ | Planes are NOT fun |
| 21:21.38 | Hachi__ | They're catastrophes waiting to happen |
| 21:21.42 | Liquid_Ink | Yes they are |
| 21:22.02 | Liquid_Ink | *Yes, they're both fun and catastrophes waiting to happen |
| 21:22.23 | TekDroid | IIRC, air travel is statistically the safest way to travel. |
| 21:22.51 | Monet | It's also the form with the most hassle |
| 21:23.00 | Liquid_Ink | Yes, but it's worth it |
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| 21:23.05 | Xho_ | Just had to reboot my router |
| 21:23.05 | TekDroid | True. |
| 21:23.52 | Liquid_Ink | I'm off now, I may return |
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| 21:31.27 | Hachi__ | So I feel tempted to make an African tribe-inspired fiction who would have the Zazane's love of fighting but wouldn't possess a superiority complex or xenophobia, well most of them wouldn't anyway |
| 21:31.29 | Hachi__ | Thing is I also have a fiction idea involving evil Caligaduro-worshipping trees that would come from the same area and the tribes would have pyromancy to help them cuz fire, but I feel there are too many pyromancers |
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| 21:38.49 | Technobliterator | sup yo |
| 21:42.46 | AdmiralPanda | hai jo |
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| 21:55.33 | Cyrannian | Hello! |
| 21:59.33 | Cyrannian | Bye! |
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| 22:06.18 | TekDroid | Lol, as part of a game promotion a live TV broadcast is being "hacked* |
| 22:43.36 | Wormy | test |
| 22:50.33 | Technobliterator | guys |
| 22:50.40 | Technobliterator | if any of you want christmas presents from me |
| 22:50.42 | Technobliterator | i'll buy you FFVII |
