| 00:00.04 | DrodoEmpire | Not much |
| 00:00.44 | BNSC | Really, saw something about hyperdrive tech. |
| 00:05.42 | OfficerJackal | Looking through sporepedia, and I see this - http://www.spore.com/sporepedia#qry=usr-Xhodocto3546%7C2266624588%3Asast-500749871135%3Apg-220 |
| 00:07.03 | OfficerJackal | Poor asgord. :( |
| 00:11.12 | BNSC | Oh my god, why? |
| 00:11.21 | BNSC | Why is there no order in the universe? |
| 00:12.30 | OfficerJackal | Lol. Apparently, Xho may not like the Asgord. XD |
| 00:15.26 | BNSC | I don't think anyone did (Asgord Genocide). |
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| 00:22.18 | BNSC | Poor Asgord, almost got wiped out. |
| 00:23.20 | OfficerJackal | Yep... |
| 00:23.55 | TekDroid | All that empty space and my latest KSP mission has the freaking mun in the way. -.- |
| 00:24.44 | OfficerJackal | Lol, I'm still trying to figure out a way to get back from the mun, keep running out of fuel. |
| 00:26.43 | TekDroid | This is a pretty simple one: send a small probe into a low orbit around the sun. |
| 00:27.16 | TekDroid | Alongside a second project set to do the exact opposite. |
| 00:29.14 | TekDroid | I haven't actually done any return missions yet. Or even landings. |
| 00:30.51 | OfficerJackal | One of the reasons I keep running out of fuel, is because I have alot of engines on the lander. I need to have them, otherwise I'm going to have to start slowing down my descent at 100,000M or something crazy like that. |
| 00:31.10 | OfficerJackal | Of course, I could just make the lander lighter... |
| 00:31.18 | TekDroid | I'm realizing more isn't always better. |
| 00:31.55 | OfficerJackal | Yeah. My main flaw is that I sometimes lose patience, and that's sort of key in KSP, so I end up rushing things, and muck up the whole mission. |
| 00:32.07 | TekDroid | I actually still have 2 unused engine stages on this current probe. |
| 00:32.15 | TekDroid | Yeah, I can relate. |
| 00:33.05 | TekDroid | Spent over an hour just trying to design a base that can just get to orbit with enough fuel. |
| 00:33.42 | OfficerJackal | I'll try cutting some of the fuel tanks, and placing a Atomic Engine on the lander to compensate for that, it's going to take a long time to slow my velocity when I get to the mun though... And cool, I haven't even gotten close to designing bases. XD |
| 00:34.17 | OfficerJackal | And also cutting the four extra engines. XD |
| 00:34.35 | TekDroid | Well the "base" is really just a fancy lander. |
| 00:34.50 | TekDroid | With a Hitchhiker capsule. |
| 00:38.24 | TekDroid | The interplanetary orbiting can be precise and unforgiving, so I'm not sure if it will even work... |
| 00:40.27 | OfficerJackal | Well, if you mess up, you can try again at least. The problem with that is missions can take over 30 minutes sometimes. |
| 00:41.06 | TekDroid | Interplanetary is several in-game hours for close ones. |
| 00:41.28 | TekDroid | My deep space probe is YEARS. |
| 00:41.36 | OfficerJackal | Wow. :| |
| 00:42.32 | TekDroid | Its periapsis is beyond the maximum value, which exceeds 68 years. |
| 00:45.02 | TekDroid | I think farthest planet is around up to a year away |
| 01:02.41 | DrodoEmpire | test |
| 01:03.59 | OfficerJackal | DrodoEmpire: Loud and clear! |
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| 01:20.36 | HachiSleep | Hai |
| 01:20.46 | TekDroid | Hello |
| 01:22.47 | HachiSleep | Beep me a message regarding fiction or so and I'll reply when I awake |
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| 01:49.32 | DrodoEmpire | Back. |
| 01:50.20 | BNSC | Same, |
| 01:50.42 | TekDroid | Hi |
| 02:14.50 | TekDroid | Test |
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| 02:54.14 | Aeo | Hello? |
| 02:54.21 | Aeo | Anyone? |
| 04:05.17 | TekDroid | Test |
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| 06:31.47 | Hachi | Hai |
| 06:46.33 | ImpyDroid | Hai |
| 06:46.36 | ImpyDroid | ...wait |
| 06:46.46 | ImpyDroid | Hachi's British |
| 06:47.01 | ImpyDroid | When did he wake up, 4 AM? |
| 06:47.54 | ImpyDroid | 6 a.m |
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| 11:07.19 | Liquid_Ink | Hello. |
| 11:11.56 | ImpyDroid | Hi |
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| 11:32.02 | Jepardi | Hi |
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| 12:39.24 | Wormy | hi |
| 12:50.49 | ImpyDroid | Hi |
| 12:54.51 | Wormy | ImpyDroid: Dunno if this real (and some say she doesn't sound Russian, though the USSR covered more than Russia) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTnsrlciYD4 |
| 12:55.02 | Wormy | Could you translate some words |
| 13:24.18 | ImpyDroid | Not sure if it's even Russian |
| 13:24.27 | ImpyDroid | if it is, it's pretty mangled |
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| 13:25.30 | Catface | Hi. |
| 13:25.37 | ImpyDroid | Although WP says she's Russian |
| 13:26.32 | Catface | Wormy: How far would you go for Rome? https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/560553_517826201625918_1372065597_n.jpg |
| 13:28.02 | ImpyDroid | Catface: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBRvwSU2Et4&feature=youtube_gdata_player |
| 13:28.53 | Catface | Perfect. |
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| 13:31.35 | OfficerJackal | Hello! |
| 13:33.13 | Catface | Hi. |
| 13:33.36 | Catface | Well, I'm off to class. I'll see you fine folks in a few hours depending on how things go. |
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| 14:29.23 | OluapWorker | dumba |
| 14:29.36 | Technobliterator | ya dad |
| 15:15.03 | Wormy | Goodbye |
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| 15:40.45 | Cyrannian | Hi |
| 15:41.24 | OfficerJackal | Hey! |
| 15:46.53 | Technobliterator | hii |
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| 16:22.08 | Hachi | Hai |
| 16:22.11 | Technobliterator | ohey |
| 16:22.21 | Technobliterator | I have to leave in a second actually |
| 16:22.57 | OluapWorker | hachu |
| 16:23.01 | Hachi | Technobliterator: lets do MA rp nao |
| 16:23.06 | OluapWorker | Hachi: http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/609/342/b0f.jpg |
| 16:23.19 | Hachi | olol |
| 16:23.23 | Technobliterator | yeah, we can do it |
| 16:23.26 | Technobliterator | but we'll have to hurry |
| 16:23.28 | OluapWorker | http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/582/911/6f4.png ermagerd tertans |
| 16:23.47 | Hachi | Technobliterator; u thought i was srs |
| 16:23.51 | Hachi | but actlly |
| 16:23.54 | Technobliterator | oh |
| 16:23.54 | Hachi | was jk |
| 16:23.58 | Technobliterator | come onnnnn |
| 16:24.00 | Technobliterator | :( |
| 16:24.02 | OluapWorker | ohohohoho |
| 16:24.07 | Technobliterator | omg |
| 16:24.17 | Technobliterator | so many blonde moments |
| 16:24.21 | OluapWorker | Hachi: You know Fire Emblem? |
| 16:24.25 | Hachi | Yup |
| 16:24.30 | OluapWorker | http://www.crunchyroll.com/anime-news/2013/09/16/fire-emblem-character-designer-draws-cookie-clicker-tribute |
| 16:24.48 | Technobliterator | anyways |
| 16:24.52 | Technobliterator | I'll leave now then |
| 16:24.55 | Technobliterator | see you later |
| 16:24.57 | Technobliterator | byeeeee! |
| 16:24.57 | OluapWorker | bai |
| 16:25.03 | Hachi | Geezush dat grandma |
| 16:25.16 | OluapWorker | Cookie Clicker is apparently a huge thing in Japan now |
| 16:26.45 | OluapWorker | Also Orteil posted this on his tumblr http://31.media.tumblr.com/a0800b06f3add7bad5ea3703218808d0/tumblr_mt89g2oOXV1qlx9lho1_400.png |
| 16:26.48 | OluapWorker | It's a girlscout |
| 16:26.57 | Hachi | dayumn |
| 16:27.07 | OluapWorker | He said it has to do with dungeons |
| 16:27.13 | OluapWorker | Playable girlscouts hur |
| 16:27.19 | Hachi | Dungeons? |
| 16:27.29 | OluapWorker | Yeah Cookie Clicker is getting dungeons |
| 16:28.10 | OluapWorker | By dungeons I mean RPG-style dungeons |
| 16:28.19 | OluapWorker | With stats and enemy monsters and loot |
| 16:28.37 | Hachi | This sounds gud |
| 16:29.43 | OluapWorker | Still girlscouts are a very clever idea and I feel dumb for never thinking of it before |
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| 16:53.13 | Monet | Hello |
| 16:53.32 | OluapWorker | hi |
| 16:54.25 | Monet | Looks quiet today |
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| 17:33.11 | Imperios | Hi |
| 17:35.35 | OluapWorker | hi |
| 17:39.20 | Imperios | Hachi_: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=LG46DboDfhk#t=120 Iovera and Tyraz |
| 17:42.03 | Imperios | http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=LG46DboDfhk#t=122 even |
| 17:44.23 | Imperios | [[]] |
| 17:44.23 | morgothBotPy | Imperios meant: http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/ |
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| 18:34.07 | Hachi | Huh, it's been eventful it appears |
| 18:34.11 | Hachi | All I did was have a nap |
| 18:34.41 | OluapWorker | So much nothing |
| 18:40.27 | Imperios | Hachi_: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=LG46DboDfhk#t=120 Iovera and Tyraz |
| 18:41.27 | Hachi | Saw dis |
| 18:41.29 | Hachi | twas funi |
| 18:41.58 | Imperios | I like how GW2 always disconnects you at the most epic missions in the game |
| 18:42.36 | Imperios | ArenaNet - THIS MISSION IS SO DAMN EPIC YOU WILL HAVE TO DO IT TWICE, NAY, THRICE |
| 18:43.18 | OluapWorker | Hachi: http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/609/123/59c.jpg moist cookies |
| 18:45.57 | Hachi | hut |
| 18:45.58 | Hachi | hur |
| 18:50.41 | Imperios | Guys |
| 18:50.47 | Imperios | I have a little time |
| 18:50.50 | Imperios | What should I work on |
| 18:50.57 | Imperios | Radeons or perhaps Artifacts |
| 18:51.19 | OluapWorker | Artharon plot |
| 18:52.08 | Imperios | OluapWorker: I need Mon and you for the next section |
| 18:52.43 | Imperios | Well, mostly Mon |
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| 19:06.05 | Wormy | hello |
| 19:06.36 | Wormy | I'm not going to be on SporeWiki much for a while until I can sort shit out |
| 19:06.59 | Wormy | I don't know how long it will take |
| 19:07.14 | Wormy | I may go on IRC though |
| 19:16.22 | OluapWorker | nnngh yes I got 200 cursors on Cookie Clicker |
| 19:25.03 | Wormy | Damnit 7 virus's and a trojan horse |
| 19:25.24 | Wormy | No wonder my comp is acting strange |
| 19:25.43 | OluapWorker | Stop browsing naughty websites |
| 19:26.49 | Hachi | NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH |
| 19:28.01 | Wormy | I blame Hachi's links |
| 19:28.04 | OluapWorker | hur |
| 19:28.21 | Wormy | time to reboot dumputer |
| 19:31.57 | OluapWorker | Hachi: http://i70.servimg.com/u/f70/17/25/91/02/mewtwo10.jpg |
| 19:32.18 | Hachi | olol |
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| 19:45.21 | Wormy | hi |
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| 19:48.09 | Monet | Hi |
| 19:51.57 | Wormy | hello |
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| 19:58.29 | Monet | Xho: There's a shop near to where I live that sells leather, i've seen jackets as cheap as £27 |
| 19:58.41 | Xho | NOOOOOOOOOH |
| 19:59.07 | Monet | I'm not buying you one |
| 19:59.16 | Xho | YEEEEEEEEH |
| 19:59.18 | OluapWorker | spu |
| 19:59.23 | Xho | Hi |
| 19:59.30 | OluapWorker | y u take so long to join |
| 19:59.36 | Xho | cuz went out |
| 19:59.42 | Xho | nao i slightly drunk |
| 19:59.48 | Xho | Well |
| 19:59.50 | Xho | Not that drunk |
| 19:59.52 | Xho | If at all |
| 20:00.00 | OluapWorker | rite in that case I'll speak to you tomorrow |
| 20:00.13 | Xho | NOH |
| 20:00.18 | Xho | speek 2 me nao fgt |
| 20:00.29 | Xho | Speaking of speaking |
| 20:00.39 | Xho | When is Kithworto and Mu going to meet Jerkon and co |
| 20:01.34 | OluapWorker | Later |
| 20:01.53 | Xho | dis not gud enuff answer |
| 20:02.02 | Xho | u maek drunk xho sober y u do dis |
| 20:05.10 | Xho | u no kno y do u |
| 20:05.30 | Hachi | cuz drunk bad |
| 20:06.31 | Xho | drunk only bad if i go DUUUUUN DUN |
| 20:06.35 | Xho | i not dat bad shup |
| 20:07.53 | Xho | OluapWorker: "It may seem somewhat out of place, but Team Killer is perfectly capable of driving an automobile, although he prefers walking." |
| 20:07.57 | Xho | Pro trivia right there |
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| 20:08.29 | OluapWorker | Team Killer is a calm and reasonable driver but he roadkills anyone wearing ared shirt |
| 20:08.33 | OluapWorker | a red* |
| 20:08.34 | TekDroid | Hello |
| 20:09.12 | Xho | Currently wondering whether to rename Team Killer to Asesino del Equipo |
| 20:09.15 | Monet | Redshirt - Oh fuk me. |
| 20:09.57 | Monet | http://img.costumecraze.com/images/vendors/rubies/888984-Deluxe-Adult-Star-Trek-Red-Shirt-Costume-large.jpg Team Killer sees this guy, guy is fucked |
| 20:10.10 | Xho | Unless he has a phaser hur |
| 20:10.32 | Monet | http://joesgeekfest.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/dysfunctional-redshirts.jpg |
| 20:13.45 | TekDroid | The universe likes to play cruel jokes on me by makes me watching me watch my bus drive past while I'm on the other side of the intersection. Every freaking time. |
| 20:13.55 | OluapWorker | I'm glad I'm not getting GTA V, one guy on Facepunch has been posting end-game spoilers since yesterday |
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| 20:14.15 | Xho | OluapWorker: dat b dik mode |
| 20:14.30 | OluapWorker | He got permabanned now |
| 20:14.52 | Xho | Well that's good |
| 20:14.57 | Xho | Oh crap i've sobered up |
| 20:14.59 | Xho | halp |
| 20:15.07 | TekDroid | How does someone have end-game on that already? |
| 20:15.08 | OluapWorker | If I was hyped for that game as much as everyone, I'd be mad as hell right now |
| 20:15.32 | OluapWorker | Some people for the game earlier for whatever reason |
| 20:15.45 | Monet | TekDroid: Not having a life |
| 20:15.46 | Wormy | Someone got stabbed and mobbed after buying GTA V http://www.contactmusic.com/article/gta-v-midnight-launch-stabbing-controversy_3870745 |
| 20:17.55 | TekDroid | The irony... |
| 20:18.19 | OluapWorker | "Shit that gets you mad" "Americans who use British slang just because its British slang." "You know that's a load of bollocks." |
| 20:19.57 | Technobliterator | urm |
| 20:20.00 | Technobliterator | what's this about hur |
| 20:20.42 | OluapWorker | What's what about |
| 20:20.46 | Wormy | I heard some Americans are beginning to adopt chavspeak |
| 20:21.16 | Technobliterator | some gta stuff and then someone getting permabanned |
| 20:21.20 | Technobliterator | what's going on hur |
| 20:21.30 | OluapWorker | [17:13] <@OluapWorker> I'm glad I'm not getting GTA V, one guy on Facepunch has been posting end-game spoilers since yesterday |
| 20:21.42 | Technobliterator | oh |
| 20:21.49 | Technobliterator | well he's a cunt for that |
| 20:22.09 | Technobliterator | Mind if I ask why you're not getting GTA? If there's something that's bad about the game, then I might not get it either if it's another SimCity |
| 20:22.47 | OluapWorker | Because there's no PC version yet and I'm not interested in it right now |
| 20:23.17 | Xho | My sister has GTA V now and apparently you have to download the disc to the Xbox |
| 20:23.28 | Xho | And it's an 8 GB download |
| 20:23.37 | OluapWorker | Xbex |
| 20:23.41 | Wormy | I'd rather not get a console when I need a new PC |
| 20:24.40 | Hachi | OluapWorker: https://scontent-b-ams.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/1233510_330045643805549_461558706_n.jpg |
| 20:24.48 | Monet | GTA feels boring now after playing Saints' Row |
| 20:24.56 | OluapWorker | I showed you that already didn't I |
| 20:25.04 | Technobliterator | is it not coming out on pc? |
| 20:25.06 | Xho | Oh god heh |
| 20:25.17 | OluapWorker | Not on launch |
| 20:25.21 | Technobliterator | oh right |
| 20:25.24 | Xho | I like GTA's story more than Saint's Row but I like Saint's Row's gameplay more than GTA |
| 20:25.52 | Monet | GTa has a more reasonable story yeah, |
| 20:25.57 | TekDroid | Seems silly not to do a PC launch at same time. |
| 20:26.29 | Hachi | :microsoft: |
| 20:26.51 | OluapWorker | My main prioritty right now is getting a 3DS and my mom is so far cooperating. I might get it if I can find it at a reasonable price |
| 20:27.08 | Xho | buy it urself u hav moni |
| 20:27.21 | Xho | Hachi: Guess what Meshuggah song I am listening to right now |
| 20:27.39 | Hachi | Hmm |
| 20:27.47 | Hachi | Gimme cloo |
| 20:27.58 | Xho | I can't cause it would be too obvious |
| 20:28.16 | Hachi | It's I Am Colossus isn't it |
| 20:28.16 | OluapWorker | No I don't have money |
| 20:28.23 | Xho | Hachi: Bugger. |
| 20:28.32 | Xho | OluapWorker: den y u work |
| 20:28.48 | OluapWorker | Don't be dum |
| 20:28.54 | Xho | i dun geddit |
| 20:29.00 | Xho | Oluap works -> no money |
| 20:29.03 | OluapWorker | I don't have money because I had to pay to get my PC fixed |
| 20:29.07 | Xho | rite |
| 20:29.10 | Xho | i c nao |
| 20:29.18 | Xho | fien continue wit ur lief or dai |
| 20:30.05 | Wormy | dai is no excuse for work |
| 20:31.07 | Technobliterator | Xho: I showed my friends Demiurge the other day |
| 20:31.08 | Technobliterator | it was awesome |
| 20:31.14 | Xho | gud |
| 20:31.18 | Xho | How did they react |
| 20:31.38 | Technobliterator | some were head bopping |
| 20:31.43 | Technobliterator | others were all "wtf is this" |
| 20:31.55 | Technobliterator | well, not head bopping |
| 20:31.58 | Technobliterator | head banging |
| 20:32.04 | Xho | I was about to say |
| 20:32.08 | Xho | dis metal not fgt shit |
| 20:32.47 | Hachi | How can you headbang to Meshuggah |
| 20:32.50 | Hachi | dis impossibru |
| 20:33.22 | Xho | Well I can do it |
| 20:33.33 | Xho | And I just saw |
| 20:33.41 | Xho | PewDiePie is the most subbed person on Youtube |
| 20:33.45 | Xho | What have I missed here |
| 20:33.53 | Hachi | He doesn't deserve it honestly |
| 20:33.59 | OluapWorker | High-pitched screams |
| 20:34.09 | Hachi | He acts a lot of the time |
| 20:34.22 | Hachi | It's uncommon for him to be genuine nowadays |
| 20:34.59 | OluapWorker | He leaked gameplay of Amnesia: A Machine For Pigs before its launch and got in trouble with the rest of Polaris about it |
| 20:35.05 | Hachi | olol |
| 20:35.16 | Xho | My god |
| 20:35.24 | Xho | He has a potential annual earning of $6,110,476 |
| 20:35.32 | Xho | All for high pitched screaming |
| 20:35.36 | Xho | My life is a freaking lie people |
| 20:35.39 | Hachi | ^ |
| 20:35.48 | Hachi | Thus why I don't think he deserves what he gets |
| 20:36.04 | Technobliterator | meh, who cares |
| 20:36.09 | Xho | Hachi: Now guess what song hur |
| 20:36.11 | Technobliterator | people want to watch shit |
| 20:36.16 | Hachi | I can see why people find him enjoyable |
| 20:36.17 | Technobliterator | let them watch shit |
| 20:36.18 | Hachi | But I don't get how he gets this much credit just for fake high-pitched screaming |
| 20:36.24 | Hachi | Xho: Bleed |
| 20:36.30 | Xho | nup |
| 20:36.32 | Hachi | dum |
| 20:36.36 | OluapWorker | If I want to see a grown man screaming I jsut watch JonTron hur |
| 20:36.41 | Hachi | hur |
| 20:36.49 | Hachi | JonTron is far more enjoyable imo |
| 20:37.19 | OluapWorker | Jon is the best videogame review channel for me |
| 20:37.36 | Hachi | What about PBG and Continue? |
| 20:37.58 | OluapWorker | I watched a bit of those and they're good but Jon is better |
| 20:38.02 | Hachi | tru |
| 20:38.11 | OluapWorker | They don't have the majestic ech of the Tron |
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| 20:38.29 | Hachi | Nor his singing talent |
| 20:38.36 | Liquid_Ink | Hello |
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| 20:39.09 | OluapWorker | Now if only he made videos hur |
| 20:39.20 | Technobliterator | I actually agree with you on that |
| 20:39.31 | Technobliterator | JonTron's video reviews are some of the most honest and enjoyable |
| 20:39.34 | Technobliterator | if not THE most |
| 20:40.21 | Hachi | Is it just me who doesn't like PewDiePie, Markiplier or Tobuscus? |
| 20:40.29 | Hachi | They're all... the same. |
| 20:40.30 | OluapWorker | Jon is like the Valve of YouTube. Fairly small, makes great things, is really silly and takes FOREVER to do anything |
| 20:40.34 | Xho | I like KSI |
| 20:40.41 | Xho | cuz black man gettin scared is funi |
| 20:40.46 | Hachi | olol |
| 20:40.55 | Technobliterator | you should see the dota 2 reddit at the moment |
| 20:41.00 | OluapWorker | I've heard of Tobuscus but never seen |
| 20:41.01 | Hachi | I like how he constantly shouts at the other guy |
| 20:41.01 | Technobliterator | it's full of people whining at valve, currently |
| 20:41.03 | OluapWorker | Markiplier, never heard of |
| 20:41.13 | Xho | Hachi: that's his younger brother |
| 20:41.17 | Hachi | rite |
| 20:41.19 | OluapWorker | Every Dota 2 forum whines about Valve all the time |
| 20:41.20 | Technobliterator | Hachi: nah, I don't like them either hur |
| 20:41.24 | Technobliterator | that's true |
| 20:41.33 | Technobliterator | one of the comments in reddit that I upvoted today: |
| 20:41.39 | OluapWorker | Which is why I don't browse Dota2 Dev anymore |
| 20:41.47 | Technobliterator | "The internet is like a baby. It will keep crying and screaming until you give it what it wants." |
| 20:41.48 | OluapWorker | The community on that site is absolutely cancerous |
| 20:41.49 | Technobliterator | yeah, nor do I |
| 20:42.03 | Technobliterator | full of "gg ded gaem volvo disband" and shit |
| 20:42.11 | Technobliterator | which was funny at first |
| 20:42.15 | OluapWorker | That annoys me so much |
| 20:42.31 | Technobliterator | it's nowadays only said out of parody, anyway |
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| 20:42.40 | OluapWorker | Still annoying shit |
| 20:42.44 | Technobliterator | but meh, the internet is full of whiny losers, what else is new? |
| 20:42.45 | Technobliterator | hii! |
| 20:42.55 | OluapWorker | Update posted -> Has no new hero -> a billion comments saying "NO NU HEERU VAVL SUKKKKKKKKKS" |
| 20:43.03 | Technobliterator | pretty much |
| 20:43.08 | Hachi | Dota just doesn't strike me as that interesting anymore |
| 20:43.09 | Hachi | I want something other than fantasy-based MOABs like LoL, Dota and HoN. |
| 20:43.11 | Catface | Hi. |
| 20:43.21 | Hachi | Like sci-fi based MOABs hur |
| 20:43.22 | Technobliterator | >dota 2 |
| 20:43.25 | Technobliterator | >moba |
| 20:43.31 | Technobliterator | didhejustsayit |
| 20:43.33 | Hachi | You get what I mean |
| 20:43.35 | OluapWorker | dumb greentext |
| 20:43.45 | Technobliterator | stfu tis not greentext on reddit |
| 20:43.55 | OluapWorker | This is not reddit either hur |
| 20:44.01 | Technobliterator | good point |
| 20:44.03 | Catface | Greentext? |
| 20:44.06 | Catface | You mean 4chan? |
| 20:44.10 | Xho | Dota suks still |
| 20:44.11 | Technobliterator | to be honest, Hachi, I don't want to see any more MOBAs at all |
| 20:44.18 | Technobliterator | the genre is practically done to death |
| 20:44.31 | OluapWorker | I don't see how Dota 2 is not a MOBA |
| 20:44.35 | Hachi | ^ |
| 20:44.40 | Technobliterator | and it's not like the market can really cope with anything else when Dota 2 and LoL dominate it |
| 20:44.40 | OluapWorker | "Multiplayer online battle arena" |
| 20:44.45 | OluapWorker | That's exactly what it is gameplay-wise |
| 20:44.46 | Technobliterator | well |
| 20:44.50 | Catface | Dota 2 is boring silliness. |
| 20:45.06 | Monet | Total War FTW |
| 20:45.08 | Technobliterator | Valve have always called it an ARTS, which I think is far more fitting |
| 20:45.27 | Monet | What does the A stand for? |
| 20:45.32 | Technobliterator | action |
| 20:45.42 | Hachi | Same thing |
| 20:45.42 | OluapWorker | Both fit |
| 20:45.53 | Monet | Forreference, strategy = shouting at the top of your voice when someone is not being perfect |
| 20:46.02 | Technobliterator | MOBA is simply a term spun off by Riot, and while I have not a single vendetta against LoL players or the LoL game itself, I absolutely despise what Riot has done to Dota 2 |
| 20:46.03 | Catface | Monet: You should play CKII. |
| 20:46.11 | OluapWorker | A game can have more than one genre |
| 20:46.14 | Monet | Correction: |
| 20:46.14 | Xho | I call it unbalanced rape-mode where I always lose |
| 20:46.20 | Technobliterator | hur |
| 20:46.20 | Monet | Forreference, strategy =/= shouting at the top of your voice when someone is not being perfect |
| 20:46.24 | Technobliterator | but anyways |
| 20:46.30 | OluapWorker | That's the noobiest thing I've ever read in my life |
| 20:46.32 | Technobliterator | I shouldn't argue about this, it's irrelevant |
| 20:46.41 | Xho | OluapWorker: deel wit it hivemind |
| 20:46.57 | Hachi | I do wanna have a go at XCOM though at some point |
| 20:47.02 | Xho | I always lose in TF2 but TF2 is enjoyable |
| 20:47.04 | Xho | Dota isn't |
| 20:47.16 | Monet | Dota is ruined by shouty perfectionists |
| 20:47.19 | Hachi | I heard it's beyond Dota-level hard yet still fun to play |
| 20:47.42 | OluapWorker | Well yes, Dota is by no means an easy game and you have to learn a ton of shit before the game becomes any enjoyable |
| 20:47.56 | Xho | well wat da fun in dat |
| 20:47.58 | OluapWorker | Speaking of TF2 I've not played in a while |
| 20:48.06 | Catface | And get cussed at while learning. |
| 20:48.09 | OluapWorker | Needs moar Gmodder MvM |
| 20:48.19 | Hachi | I would play TF2 but my comp is dum as fuk and lags so much |
| 20:48.19 | Technobliterator | Hachi: feel free to have a go at XCOM |
| 20:48.28 | Technobliterator | but prepare to lose games all the time hur |
| 20:48.38 | Monet | OluapWorker: What doesn't help is that finding a person to talk to you nicely about tactics or gameplay is hard unless its someone you know. |
| 20:48.47 | OluapWorker | That's true |
| 20:48.52 | Technobliterator | yeah |
| 20:49.01 | Technobliterator | sure, the community have nobheads |
| 20:49.04 | Technobliterator | but it's gotten a ton better |
| 20:49.11 | Technobliterator | also Xho you played before the tutorial was even finished hur |
| 20:49.14 | Catface | I'd much rather play a Paradox grand strategy game. |
| 20:49.21 | Xho | Heck |
| 20:49.27 | Xho | EVEN THE TUTORIAL FUCKED ME OVER |
| 20:49.35 | OluapWorker | You didn't play the tutorial |
| 20:49.36 | Technobliterator | hao dis |
| 20:49.40 | Technobliterator | oh |
| 20:49.42 | OluapWorker | The game had no tutorial back then |
| 20:49.47 | Technobliterator | no, it didn't |
| 20:49.55 | Technobliterator | and bot games aren't the tutorial because they don't teach shit |
| 20:50.18 | Catface | I play games that some people would call hard. |
| 20:50.36 | OluapWorker | I play Cookie Clicker |
| 20:50.38 | OluapWorker | That's all I need |
| 20:50.46 | Technobliterator | I got bored of cookie clicker |
| 20:50.50 | Technobliterator | does this make me a bad person |
| 20:50.52 | Catface | http://i.imgur.com/5HbpxCW.jpg?1 |
| 20:50.53 | OluapWorker | Yes |
| 20:50.56 | Technobliterator | :c |
| 20:50.57 | OluapWorker | Burn in hell etc |
| 20:50.59 | Hachi | You need to visit your grandma more |
| 20:51.11 | Catface | I visit her grandma all the time. |
| 20:51.15 | Xho | oho |
| 20:51.16 | Catface | sly smile |
| 20:51.18 | Hachi | olol |
| 20:51.19 | OluapWorker | ngh |
| 20:51.22 | Technobliterator | Catface: What would your thoughts be on getting Total War: Rome 2? |
| 20:51.24 | Technobliterator | ...wat |
| 20:51.48 | Monet | I advise waiing a bit, it does have a few bugs and...issues |
| 20:51.49 | Hachi | From what I heard about Rome: Total War 2, it failed |
| 20:51.49 | Catface | I heard that it's got some glitches but I'd probably go for it. |
| 20:52.03 | Technobliterator | bearing in mind, the only RTS games I ever truly got into were StarCraft, AoE and Star Wars EaW |
| 20:52.04 | Wormy | I enjoyed pwning Irsk 4 times on my first go in Dota 2. That is my only experience of the game but I was lucky it was enjoyable from the first go. |
| 20:52.06 | Catface | I'd take Monet's advice. |
| 20:52.20 | Catface | Get Shofun 2. |
| 20:52.24 | Catface | *Shogun |
| 20:52.31 | Technobliterator | I could |
| 20:52.32 | Hachi | I hate how game developed release their games without bothering to check it over and instead release patched later on to fix it |
| 20:52.37 | Hachi | It's just lazy |
| 20:52.43 | Technobliterator | though I'm planning on switching to Linux soon |
| 20:52.48 | Catface | Or Empire or Napoleon. |
| 20:52.50 | Technobliterator | which means that I won't be able to play PC games that well. |
| 20:52.52 | Monet | AI in Rome II is wierd. |
| 20:53.18 | OluapWorker | I take I'm the only one still playing Cookie Clicker here hur |
| 20:53.48 | Hachi | nup I still do hur |
| 20:54.09 | OluapWorker | I can't trust u when you didn't even know about the dungeons |
| 20:54.51 | OluapWorker | http://25.media.tumblr.com/1b238c381ebc8ed43c4356928fd349d8/tumblr_mt8ztvs5Df1s5wvjuo1_500.png |
| 20:55.21 | Xho | Kicath society in two frames |
| 20:55.49 | Technobliterator | my friend underyx played that game for like...weeks |
| 20:55.56 | Technobliterator | but hes a massive nerd hur |
| 20:56.14 | OluapWorker | http://i.imgur.com/VWtqSnoh.png Oh Twitter |
| 20:56.32 | Technobliterator | LOL |
| 20:56.35 | Technobliterator | hahahhahahahahahaha |
| 20:57.02 | Technobliterator | omg that is the best thing ever |
| 20:57.11 | Technobliterator | I feel less dumb |
| 20:57.39 | Xho | That is Twitter in a nutshell |
| 20:57.54 | Catface | http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/615025102576459092/2E1DCD9E425E08B4D4A05467619234DB98F07A95/ |
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| 20:58.41 | Catface | http://garfieldminusgarfield.net/post/61518234285/g-g-the-book-g-g-on-facebook-g-g-on-twitter |
| 20:59.22 | Hachi | I never liked Garfield |
| 20:59.28 | Monet | Catface: Women's Rights circa 922 |
| 20:59.28 | Technobliterator | never had an opinion |
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| 20:59.34 | DrodoEmpire | Hey, everyone |
| 20:59.35 | Technobliterator | hey |
| 20:59.38 | Technobliterator | we have rights |
| 20:59.41 | Technobliterator | leave us alone |
| 20:59.45 | DrodoEmpire | Who? |
| 20:59.47 | Hachi | Since when did women get rights? |
| 20:59.51 | DrodoEmpire | What? |
| 20:59.53 | Hachi | Why was I not told about this? |
| 20:59.55 | Technobliterator | ~slap Hachi |
| 20:59.55 | infobot | ACTION slaps Hachi, keep your grubby fingers to yourself! |
| 20:59.59 | Catface | It's Garfield without Garfield. |
| 21:00.01 | Monet | No i'm saying in 922AD women had no rights |
| 21:00.09 | Technobliterator | yeah I'm just kidding |
| 21:00.10 | Hachi | Ah, sounds about right |
| 21:00.11 | Technobliterator | well |
| 21:00.22 | Technobliterator | I'm not kidding about Hachi's comments |
| 21:00.23 | Technobliterator | you're dum |
| 21:00.24 | Catface | Anyways, women have the right to make me sandwiches and make babies for my family dynasty. |
| 21:00.30 | Technobliterator | OH COME ON |
| 21:00.37 | Monet | Troll |
| 21:00.37 | Technobliterator | WHY ARE YOU ALL AGAINST ME :( |
| 21:00.38 | OluapWorker | hu |
| 21:00.39 | OluapWorker | r |
| 21:00.42 | Hachi | That's not a right, that's a mandatory duty |
| 21:00.43 | OluapWorker | I'm not |
| 21:00.44 | Technobliterator | digs a whole and buries herself in it |
| 21:00.56 | Catface | Don't pretend like it isn't natural. |
| 21:00.57 | OluapWorker | I fully embrace our female overladies |
| 21:00.59 | Catface | smugface |
| 21:01.06 | Hachi | OluapWorker: only cuz gardevoir |
| 21:01.12 | OluapWorker | ssssh |
| 21:01.19 | Monet | We all know you want grandmas to rule the earth |
| 21:01.26 | OluapWorker | Silly, they already do |
| 21:01.28 | Hachi | Grandma Gardevoir |
| 21:01.29 | Catface | Sure. |
| 21:01.35 | Catface | Hot grandma. |
| 21:01.40 | Catface | That shaggy skin. |
| 21:01.49 | Hachi | Those sockbound tits |
| 21:01.53 | OluapWorker | Their fleshy tendrils were what tore the continents apart |
| 21:01.53 | Catface | Drives a man to wild animal like lust. |
| 21:02.14 | Monet | Oh wait, the UK had this bitch http://blogs.fco.gov.uk/simonsmith/files/2013/04/Margaret_Thatcher.jpg |
| 21:02.14 | Hachi | OluapWorker: Weirdest case of hentai ever |
| 21:02.28 | OluapWorker | Hachi: "Come give grandma a kiss" |
| 21:02.32 | Hachi | ech |
| 21:02.35 | Catface | Monet: I want to sniff her all over. |
| 21:02.47 | Catface | I like how old people smell like latex. |
| 21:02.52 | Hachi | Monet: I feel the urge to feed it flies |
| 21:03.06 | Monet | Catface: You do know she's dead right? |
| 21:03.17 | OluapWorker | Well that escalated quickly |
| 21:03.31 | Hachi | She was dead long before her body lost motion |
| 21:03.35 | Catface | Monet: Yes. |
| 21:03.35 | Hachi | At least, her soul had died |
| 21:03.40 | Catface | Even better. |
| 21:03.47 | Xho | I know how that goes |
| 21:03.50 | Monet | The whole country played "Ding dong, the witch is dead" |
| 21:03.55 | OluapWorker | Grandmas don't die, they just re-join their eldritch kin |
| 21:03.59 | Hachi | Xho is becoming Margaret Thatcher |
| 21:04.09 | Catface | Oh god. |
| 21:04.14 | Xho | 2.fukin0 |
| 21:04.15 | Catface | That means I defiled Xho. |
| 21:04.23 | Xho | u enjoyed it didnt ya |
| 21:04.25 | Xho | i didnt |
| 21:04.26 | Xho | but u di |
| 21:04.27 | Wormy | She likes a good rub with that cream |
| 21:04.27 | Monet | OluapWorker: In which case we're fucked if Maggie Thatcher went back to the great retirement home in the sky |
| 21:05.10 | OluapWorker | http://images.wikia.com/cookieclicker/images/5/51/Grandmas3.jpg she's one of these now c |
| 21:05.23 | Monet | ... |
| 21:05.26 | Monet | MY EYES |
| 21:05.32 | OluapWorker | hur |
| 21:05.34 | Monet | I CAN TRULY SEE THE CONNECTION |
| 21:05.42 | Hachi | Looks like Kol's ballsack after fucking an orgy of squid |
| 21:06.02 | OluapWorker | Kol - i fully endorse dese cookies |
| 21:06.28 | OluapWorker | Kol - dey are flavoured with ma cookie dough IF U KNO WAT IM SAYIN |
| 21:06.35 | Hachi | ohgod |
| 21:06.40 | Hachi | Moxix's latest scheme; army of grandmatriarchs |
| 21:06.52 | Hachi | The elderly are particularly favoured by Moxix |
| 21:07.13 | Catface | My grandma has connections with Amon |
| 21:07.18 | OluapWorker | Cookiescere |
| 21:07.48 | Catface | http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amon_(demon)#Marquis_Amon |
| 21:07.51 | OluapWorker | http://images.wikia.com/cookieclicker/images/7/7f/Grandmas2.jpg I particularly find this version cooler |
| 21:08.03 | OluapWorker | cus smiles |
| 21:08.20 | Wormy | Those grannies need more tender loving care |
| 21:08.44 | Catface | http://www.metalsucks.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/black-metal-and-grandma.jpg |
| 21:08.53 | Hachi | Grandmas require moisturizing upon their skin -> Sends in Hachi -> Still gets rejected |
| 21:09.12 | OluapWorker | Hachi gets demoted to a kitten worker |
| 21:09.16 | Hachi | hur |
| 21:09.43 | OluapWorker | Orteil said on the official forum he plans to have kittens visible in the game like the other buildings |
| 21:09.45 | OluapWorker | kittens gud |
| 21:09.58 | Monet | Incoming catsplosion |
| 21:10.00 | Hachi | Could you imagine if Hachi became gay for one of his future incarnations |
| 21:10.05 | Hachi | Which are all desirably hot hur |
| 21:10.45 | OluapWorker | Normal Hachi meets Dysnomia Hachi -> couple |
| 21:10.49 | Hachi | olol |
| 21:11.01 | Hachi | Normal Hachi meets Dysnomia Hachi -> Still gets rejected |
| 21:11.19 | OluapWorker | Considering Dysnomia Hachi is a dorky as the current one, couple hur |
| 21:11.26 | Hachi | Hachi - He looks so handsome! 600K Hachiman - Damn I was ugly as shit. |
| 21:11.51 | OluapWorker | Hachi - can i touch u 600K Hachiman - YOU ARE NOT PREPARED Hachi - 'A' |
| 21:12.47 | OluapWorker | I'd make one of those Grandma pics my home-PC background but it'd probably weird my mom out too much |
| 21:13.00 | Hachi | ohgodlol |
| 21:14.51 | Hachi | OluapWorker: needs rovegar vershun of female teetan nao |
| 21:15.01 | OluapWorker | Hachi: just as skinless |
| 21:15.10 | Hachi | hur |
| 21:15.22 | OluapWorker | Considering their weird biology a skinless Rovegar is probably terrifying |
| 21:16.09 | Hachi | Incredibly hawt body build -> all internal organs are showing |
| 21:16.20 | Hachi | And is just bleeding everywhere |
| 21:16.23 | OluapWorker | Hachi: oh u sayin dis so Angel Hachi can get on top of her |
| 21:16.25 | OluapWorker | u cant fool me |
| 21:16.40 | Hachi | butbutbut |
| 21:16.43 | Hachi | That reminds me |
| 21:16.44 | OluapWorker | i know hao ur mind works |
| 21:16.50 | Hachi | Porn writing time |
| 21:16.53 | OluapWorker | hur |
| 21:16.58 | Wormy | http://www.latimes.com/business/money/la-fi-mo-man-accidentally-credited-92-quadrillion-by-paypal-20130717,0,6974624.story |
| 21:16.59 | Xho | Hachi: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnnXJSvj_KA Sadly true |
| 21:16.59 | OluapWorker | Work on Blue dangit |
| 21:17.05 | Monet | http://www.freewebs.com/dentonraider/Bacon%20Lara%201.jpg Tomb Raider had a "skinless invinvible human" years before AoT, just saying |
| 21:17.12 | Hachi | Xho: MESHUGGAH |
| 21:17.26 | Monet | invincible* |
| 21:17.31 | OluapWorker | nasti |
| 21:17.35 | Xho | Meshuggah is the only djent band I actually listen to though |
| 21:17.38 | OluapWorker | Anyway time to ded |
| 21:17.42 | Xho | Or the only one I properly like |
| 21:17.46 | Hachi | I thought Meshuggah wasn't technically djent |
| 21:17.56 | Xho | Meshuggah coined the term djent |
| 21:18.18 | Monet | http://www.wikiraider.com/images/c/c7/Atlara.PNG or how about the original "Bacon Lara" |
| 21:18.31 | Xho | It's difficult to characterize whether Meshuggah is djent or not |
| 21:18.52 | Xho | Songs like Behind the Sun say no, songs like Obzen says yes |
| 21:19.01 | Xho | Obzen's intro is over-djent |
| 21:19.14 | Xho | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3v3RvXRiuY c |
| 21:19.38 | Catface | Xho: Deeth metull http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTb9HFabDrI |
| 21:21.03 | Wormy | Catface: I imagine the Texas rebellion might start with something like dis http://www.smh.com.au/technology/technology-news/dont-like-drones-folks-in-deer-trail-colorado-mull-paying-citizens-to-shoot-them-down-20130718-2q5rd.html |
| 21:21.28 | Catface | lawl |
| 21:21.35 | Xho | motol |
| 21:21.59 | Catface | I really like old school death metal. |
| 21:22.29 | Xho | There is something great to it |
| 21:24.50 | Xho | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_lIx8wBeh4 Unexpected laugh |
| 21:25.02 | Catface | <PROTECTED> |
| 21:25.04 | Wormy | They're after you Hachiman http://www.stuff.co.nz/nelson-mail/news/8948703/Monster-fish-washes-up-on-Rabbit-Island |
| 21:26.07 | Wormy | *They're coming to get you Hachiman |
| 21:26.48 | Hachi | fuk |
| 21:27.02 | Wormy | A reference to this hur https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3C9d2PSaZcI |
| 21:29.01 | Wormy | http://news.sky.com/story/1118720/baseball-player-knocked-out-by-skydiver |
| 21:37.48 | Wormy | trolol http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-23403935 |
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| 21:46.30 | OfficerJackal | Looking at GTA V videos on youtube, it looks pretty impressive, although a bit disappointed with the car physics (Such as damage and otherthings) so far. |
| 21:46.55 | Monet | How so? |
| 21:47.39 | OfficerJackal | Meh, I thought they would deform better then they do, and I thought they would be a bit more realistic, especially with the suspension. |
| 21:51.57 | Wormy | A second man to have a plant growing in the lungs http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-10945050 |
| 21:58.04 | DrodoEmpire | test |
| 21:59.40 | DrodoEmpire | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Drodo_Empire - Add a few quotes if you have the time. :3 |
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| 22:01.43 | DrodoEmpire | Hey |
| 22:01.46 | Wormy | hi |
| 22:02.16 | OfficerJackal | Hello! |
| 22:03.28 | Monet | I feel lie writing fiction... |
| 22:03.48 | Wormy | This confirms what I have suspected http://news.discovery.com/history/us-history/vikings-native-american-woman.htm |
| 22:04.02 | BNSC | Hey |
| 22:05.29 | Wormy | Indian Army mistake Jupiter and Venus for Chinese spy drones http://gizmodo.com/india-thought-jupiter-and-venus-were-actually-chinese-s-929975598 |
| 22:05.53 | DrodoEmpire | Wormy: Its actually generally accepted that Vikings landed and colonized Newfoundland briefly |
| 22:05.59 | Xho | Sad day for us Indians |
| 22:06.27 | OfficerJackal | Oh man... |
| 22:06.29 | OfficerJackal | :| |
| 22:06.36 | OfficerJackal | That's...wow./ |
| 22:07.25 | Wormy | People have gone spy drone mad |
| 22:08.27 | Xho | tiem for DED |
| 22:08.55 | Monet | We live in a paranoid and irrational age. |
| 22:09.12 | DrodoEmpire | Monet:Yep. |
| 22:09.24 | Monet | I wonder if we should make a quotes page for the SW tv tropes section. |
| 22:11.07 | BNSC | We had a TV Tropes section? |
| 22:11.12 | BNSC | Interesting... |
| 22:12.05 | Wormy | A chimp-pig origin for humans? http://phys.org/news/2013-07-chimp-pig-hybrid-humans.html#nRlv |
| 22:12.24 | Wormy | Hachi I'll never laugh at rianths again |
| 22:14.32 | Hachi | So...what does this mean? |
| 22:15.29 | BNSC | Hachi: Simply means that Wormy was laughing at the Rianths. |
| 22:15.38 | Wormy | An ape and pig got together and gave birth to man |
| 22:15.55 | Hachi | Sounds like a porno |
| 22:15.56 | BNSC | LOL |
| 22:16.21 | Tek0516 | O.o |
| 22:16.56 | BNSC | So, would it be considered Cannibalism for liking the taste of Bacon? |
| 22:17.17 | Wormy | Pig+chimp = pimp |
| 22:17.18 | DrodoEmpire | I second Tek's reaction. |
| 22:17.28 | DrodoEmpire | hur |
| 22:17.33 | Monet | It explains why pigs have so many bilogical similarities to humans |
| 22:18.00 | BNSC | I ate pigs, I am not a Cannibal. |
| 22:18.10 | BNSC | Now* |
| 22:18.16 | Wormy | You are now a cannibal, and I am not. |
| 22:19.37 | Wormy | Some cannibals name humans "long pig" for our similarity in taste. |
| 22:20.01 | BNSC | Fuck... |
| 22:20.12 | BNSC | I'm going to turn myself into the police now., |
| 22:22.05 | Wormy | How British react to ghosts in a tea shop http://samuel-warde.com/2013/07/what-does-a-ghost-have-to-do-to-get-a-spot-of-tea-video/ |
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| 22:25.24 | DrodoEmpire | Hah |
| 22:25.29 | DrodoEmpire | Anf hi |
| 22:25.33 | DrodoEmpire | *and |
| 22:25.36 | Monet | He reacted so calmy. |
| 22:26.10 | BNSC | Great Brit. |
| 22:26.29 | BNSC | He acted like everyone should act around others, politely. |
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| 22:30.56 | BNSC | Hey Tybusen. |
| 22:31.04 | Wormy | The etiquette of tea. |
| 22:31.10 | Wormy | hello |
| 22:31.28 | Tybusen | Hello |
| 22:32.02 | Wormy | I am seriously creeped out right now http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2377832/Inside-world-real-life-Barbie-Valeria-Lukyanova.html |
| 22:32.48 | BNSC | Trust me Wormy, that isn't the only creepy thing. |
| 22:35.00 | Hachi | This woman sounds like an absolute bitch |
| 22:35.12 | Wormy | "So frightening" - 1038 likes |
| 22:37.53 | Wormy | She looks like she eats souls |
| 22:38.14 | BNSC | Just the sight of other beings creeps me out. |
| 22:38.20 | BNSC | Also, the cockroaches. |
| 22:40.32 | Hachi | I don't care what she looks like |
| 22:40.46 | Hachi | She sounds like an incredibly vain, attention-seeking bitch who is also as nutty as a fruitcake |
| 22:41.30 | BNSC | Well, that is implied alright isn't it (with the "complete" beauty and the lust for looking like a human "wonder") |
| 22:43.29 | Hachi | There are reasons fantasy stuff stay fantasy |
| 22:43.51 | BNSC | No shit. |
| 22:44.17 | DrodoEmpire | BNSC, he agreed with you, what's your problem? |
| 22:44.31 | BNSC | That was meant as another agreement. |
| 22:44.51 | Hachi | Well you're not using it right |
| 22:45.09 | BNSC | You never heard of "No shit" used as an agreement kind of thing? |
| 22:45.29 | Hachi | I hear of "no shit" being used as a way to sound like an uptight smartass |
| 22:45.30 | Wormy | Its usually used in the "Captain obvious" statement |
| 22:45.42 | Wormy | or that |
| 22:45.47 | BNSC | I don't always like to be "Captain Obvious". |
| 22:45.54 | Hachi | Then don't be |
| 22:46.03 | DrodoEmpire | BNSC, its rude to say "no shit". It sounds like you're being sarcastic/a smartass. |
| 22:46.10 | BNSC | Look, if you never heard it that way before, then I'm sorry. |
| 22:46.13 | DrodoEmpire | I'd think you'd know that. |
| 22:46.49 | BNSC | I didn't think that it meant that to you. Also, I have stated many things before that also made me feel like a sarcastic smartass. |
| 22:46.50 | Monet | A human barbie doll.. Why would you want to be one of the most unhealthy and vain images of womanhood on the planet? |
| 22:47.03 | BNSC | Monet: Its disgusting. |
| 22:47.26 | Wormy | She thinks she has come to Earth to teach love. |
| 22:47.36 | Tek0516 | I'm thinking about that one song now... |
| 22:47.40 | BNSC | "Love" |
| 22:47.43 | Hachi | She can go back to wherever she came from then |
| 22:47.47 | Wormy | But she obviously had no inner love before her modification |
| 22:48.28 | BNSC | Hachi: You mean the Ukraine? |
| 22:48.50 | Hachi | I mean whatever planet she claims to come from, I don't care for her really |
| 22:48.55 | Hachi | Nor people her follow that trend |
| 22:49.15 | BNSC | Well, she is not Human anymore, so why not go pyromaniac? |
| 22:49.25 | BNSC | I burn a lot of Barbie toys. |
| 22:49.54 | Monet | I wonder how many people realise Barbie's figure was inspired by the key chrarater of a German gentlemen's magasine. |
| 22:49.56 | Tek0516 | Barbie is far from a role model character. |
| 22:50.06 | Wormy | I bet you collected Hotwheel cars at some point or another |
| 22:50.22 | Hachi | That's a thing; aliens aren't under the human rights agreement, which means if you kill one, it isn't technically illegal in human terms. |
| 22:50.41 | Wormy | I learned that from Vsauce |
| 22:50.43 | Hachi | yus |
| 22:50.48 | Hachi | Vsauce is great |
| 22:50.59 | Wormy | My fav youtuber atm |
| 22:51.00 | BNSC | So agreed. |
| 22:51.13 | BNSC | Well, they have three channels. |
| 22:51.20 | Hachi | Four, actually |
| 22:51.25 | BNSC | Vsauce 4? |
| 22:51.32 | Hachi | Vsauce, Vsauce 2, Vsauce 3, Wesauce |
| 22:51.43 | BNSC | Wesauce, never heard of it. |
| 22:52.04 | Wormy | http://www.wistv.com/story/22968978/dog-eats-paralyzed-arkansas-mans-testicle |
| 22:52.06 | Hachi | http://www.youtube.com/user/WeSauce |
| 22:52.48 | BNSC | Wormy: What the fuck? |
| 22:52.52 | Tek0516 | I'm sure if we do find aliens, agreements would be amended to fit. |
| 22:53.35 | BNSC | Tek: Well, that would take time for everyone to follow those agreements. |
| 22:53.47 | Hachi | But we currently do not have agreements that cover aliens |
| 22:53.48 | Wormy | "The man told police he sleeps in the nude. On that morning, he awoke to find the dog between his legs. He also noticed the “small, white, fluffy dog” had blood on its muzzle and front feet." |
| 22:53.53 | Monet | They wouldn't come under the human rights agreement though. |
| 22:54.06 | Wormy | I bet that dog is a terrier of some kind |
| 22:54.08 | BNSC | Well, it is called "human" rights. |
| 22:54.14 | Hachi | Fucking hate terriers |
| 22:54.17 | BNSC | That is completely fucked up. |
| 22:54.18 | Hachi | Nasty little shits |
| 22:54.46 | Hachi | I hate terriers more than I hate cats |
| 22:54.53 | Hachi | And I'm a dog person |
| 22:55.16 | BNSC | Same. |
| 22:55.20 | DrodoEmpire | Hachi: You hate cats? |
| 22:55.24 | Monet | Reminds me of some story about a guy getting his penis stolen. Russel Howard talks about how it's reallt the Tooth Fariy getting sick of her job and adopting her new role as "the Knobgoblin" |
| 22:55.39 | Wormy | I have a half terrier half collie and it makes for a strange mix of loyalty, intelligence but also extreme will power and snappiness |
| 22:55.57 | Hachi | I gotta staff-terrier mix |
| 22:56.10 | BNSC | Monet: Stealling men's penises? |
| 22:56.14 | Hachi | We were tricked really, if we knew he was part terrier we wouldn't have got him |
| 22:56.29 | BNSC | Why do you hate him Hachi? |
| 22:56.31 | Wormy | My dog got tangled up with a badger and survived that is how tough half a jack russel is |
| 22:56.47 | Hachi | BNSC: I don't hate *him*, I hate terriers in general |
| 22:56.56 | Hachi | But he has a lot of terrier traits I don't like |
| 22:57.06 | Wormy | I'm not really a fan of terriers |
| 22:57.07 | BNSC | What do you hate about Terriers? |
| 22:57.23 | Hachi | Snappy, exciteable, jumpy, disobedient, tough to teach |
| 22:57.25 | Wormy | In fact a staff-terrier mix is quite imposing |
| 22:57.35 | BNSC | Ok. |
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| 22:57.51 | Monet | I have a dislike for several tiny dog breeds |
| 22:58.26 | Wormy | They have good willpower though my dog half terrier has suvived through serious stuff like a slipped disc in his spine |
| 22:58.35 | Hachi | https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/p206x206/251809_10151148539498413_1344333467_n.jpg Here's the dog I'm talking about |
| 22:58.52 | BNSC | Ok |
| 22:59.19 | Wormy | Jack Russels are also clever so they can be especially tricky |
| 22:59.39 | Wormy | Nothing worse than being outsmarted by your dogs |
| 22:59.50 | Hachi | Jack Russels are the worst |
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| 23:00.10 | Wormy | I think Yorkie terrors are the snappiest though |
| 23:00.47 | Wormy | Or westies |
| 23:00.56 | Wormy | I really don't like westies |
| 23:01.06 | Wormy | Never met a nice one |
| 23:02.16 | Wormy | <PROTECTED> |
| 23:03.18 | Monet | Could have been a shih tzu |
| 23:04.41 | Wormy | http://news.sky.com/story/1123272/mass-vomiting-flight-26-qantas-passengers-sick |
| 23:04.56 | Wormy | Isn't it a lovely world |
| 23:05.49 | BNSC | What a wonderful world! |
| 23:06.00 | BNSC | Oh what a wonderful world! |
| 23:06.18 | BNSC | Oooo yeaaaaaahhhhh. |
| 23:06.55 | Wormy | "ooooo yeahhh babyy" |
| 23:08.10 | BNSC | You heard the Louis Armstrong version too? |
| 23:09.29 | Wormy | You reminded me of this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OG_6CopW9GQ |
| 23:09.50 | BNSC | lol |
| 23:09.58 | BNSC | Haven't heard that one in a while. |
| 23:10.22 | BNSC | To be honest, it sounds like a black guy in one of those commericals masturbating. |
| 23:10.23 | Wormy | Kol Daren's theme |
| 23:12.01 | Hachi | olol |
| 23:13.04 | BNSC | Orgasm... |
| 23:13.26 | Wormy | http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/scientists-make-teeth-urine/t/story?id=19828340 |
| 23:14.25 | BNSC | Gayest thing I have listen to. |
| 23:19.17 | BNSC | I'm listening to John Lennon right now. |
| 23:19.39 | Wormy | http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/08/05/fox-steals-mobile-phone-text-fox-language_n_3706339.html |
| 23:22.32 | Wormy | Can't be bothered to post all these but check em out http://www.forteantimes.com/latest/breaking-news/7162/daily_roundup_of_the_worlds_weird_news.html |
| 23:28.41 | BNSC | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3yCcXgbKrE We should all listen to this. |
| 23:30.40 | Hachi | Except I gotta sleep |
| 23:30.45 | Hachi | Or something like that |
| 23:30.56 | BNSC | Listen to it while you try to sleep, its peaceful |
| 23:31.30 | Hachi | I don't find black guys singing about the world in my sleep peaceful, but intimidating instead |
| 23:31.39 | BNSC | What do you mean? |
| 23:31.47 | BNSC | This is peaceful, not that rap. |
| 23:31.59 | BNSC | Just give it a listen. |
| 23:32.02 | Hachi | I wasn't referring to rap |
| 23:32.08 | Hachi | I've heard the song before, as has everybody |
| 23:32.12 | Hachi | I gotta go sleep |
| 23:32.20 | BNSC | Alright, good night then little Hachi. |
| 23:46.09 | Wormy | http://news.sky.com/story/1124691/russian-man-arrested-for-stealing-entire-road |
| 23:49.18 | BNSC | Wormy, did you here of that Sexist shooting? |
| 23:53.30 | Wormy | Which? |
| 23:53.49 | BNSC | Some guy went to a school, evaced all the guys but shot all the girls. |
| 23:55.27 | Wormy | I haven't |
| 23:56.13 | BNSC | I am fearing that actually happening again/ |
| 23:57.02 | Wormy | There is certainly enough nutters out there. |
| 23:57.49 | BNSC | Do you ever fear death ever happening to you? |
| 23:59.39 | Wormy | Hm, I'm not sure I fear the inevitable. |
