IRC log for #sporewiki on 20130904

00:00.08BNSCHello
00:00.14TekDroidHi
00:00.24AvillanExcellent idea Tek.
00:01.19AvillanHey, BNSC.
00:01.32BNSCHello Avillan.
00:02.16AvillanCase closed, TekDroid?
00:02.32BNSCWhat were you guys talking about?
00:02.34TekDroidSure. I can design a flag too
00:02.48TekDroidOur Earth nation
00:03.14BNSCYou both own a nation?
00:03.31TekDroidWe're merging our claims.
00:03.50BNSCWhat are your claims?
00:03.58TekDroidSouth America
00:04.22TekDroidInto the nation we're currently calling "Roreinio"
00:05.00AvillanI can create some races. There would probably be different Transhumans.
00:05.00TekDroidActually, let's switch that last letter to an A.
00:05.18AvillanRoireinia?
00:05.50TekDroid"Roreinia" No I at the beginning.
00:06.15AvillanSorry.
00:06.43TekDroidNp
00:07.28TekDroidIf you're curious BNSC, it's a corruption of the Spanish/Portuguese words "River Kingdom"
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00:08.14AvillanThat was Tek's idea.
00:09.52AvillanSo, I'd say we got a pretty good start, Tek.
00:10.14TekDroidSo the society would be imperial, and society based on a modernized version of ancient cultures from the region?
00:10.34Hachi_Why ancient?
00:10.57TekDroidWell that was Avillan suggestion.
00:11.28Hachi_I don't see why advanced, future societies should follow ancient cultures if they're not around today
00:11.46Hachi_For humans, I mean
00:11.59TekDroidBut I do agree.
00:12.18AvillanExcellent point Hachi_. I mean, there is a reason they aren't around anymaore.
00:13.34AvillanAnd it would be populated by Transhumans.
00:13.43TekDroidIt'd probably be based mostly on the major nations at the time, such as Brazil and Argentina
00:15.44Patriot868Ya. I feel that if I get southern and central africa, that they would have a cultural revival sort of thing. Like the renassiance.
00:17.09TekDroidI'd say a good capital might be Brasilia, due Brazil's strength and the city's higher elevation
00:17.23TekDroidAnd as Brazil's current capital
00:17.50AvillanOkay, I think that's the basics.
00:18.27TekDroidI'm getting the page started.
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00:22.01TekDroidHey BNSC, how much is established on the origin of POTATO?
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00:30.54TekDroidThat should help make the nation's story easier: There's already a supranational union for South America.
00:32.00TekDroidBut it's still quite young, so plenty of leeway.
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00:35.06Needles_10Hi there!
00:35.43TekDroidOne thing that needs background is that French Guyana is actually a non-soverign nation that is part of the EU, so I need to give it independence for tge current territory to work.
00:37.34Needles_10huh
00:39.07TekDroidA shared Earth nation called Roreinia
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00:39.52TekDroid[20:39] (TekDroid) A shared Earth nation called Roreinia
00:40.21Needles_10Looks like I strayed too far away from the WiFi signal!
00:40.28TekDroidLol
00:40.49Needles_10Yerp
00:41.25Needles_10I can count to Potato Knishes
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00:50.33Needles_10What is going on
00:52.45Needles_10Hello?
00:54.27TekDroidDiscussing the division of Earth mostly.
00:54.55Needles_10ah.
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00:55.53R17whoops
00:56.22TekDroidThe current political issue is a country currently still part of France that's meant to become part of a unified South America
00:56.27Needles_10aha.
00:57.50TekDroidBut the question is whether it will gain independence or not.
00:58.09Needles_10Explain from the start, please?
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00:59.01TekDroidFrench Guiana is in all ways part of France in the present, which on here is ownee by AB.
00:59.36Needles_10Oh.
00:59.43TekDroidIn the current map, French Guyana is part of a unified South America.
01:00.41TekDroidSo the debate is who it will be part of in the future for fiction
01:03.32OfficerJackalHey, I have an idea. We should create an Earth Discussion Board. Pretty much a UDB for the nations of Earth.
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01:04.05TekDroidThat might be interesting.
01:04.08OfficerJackalHey!
01:05.09TekDroidIf you missed it: [21:03] (OfficerJackal) Hey, I have an idea. We should create an Earth Discussion Board. Pretty much a UDB for the nations of Earth.
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01:08.08AngrybirdsI wonder if the president of France would still be prince of Andorra in modern sporewiki times. xD
01:08.37TekDroidReally? Lol
01:08.53AngrybirdsHe is, still.
01:09.02AngrybirdsCo-Prince, actually.
01:09.19AngrybirdsTo be elected president of France is to become Prince of Andorra.
01:09.35AngrybirdsThe other Prince is a Bishop in Spain.
01:10.17Needles_10Dang disconnections
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01:21.51BNSCI'm back.
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01:22.45BNSCHello
01:23.07Needles_10huh
01:23.17BNSCHey Needles.
01:24.23TekDroidHi
01:24.30BNSCJust wondering, but do you have a fiction Needles?
01:24.48TekDroidSo BNSC, is there any background on POTATO yet?
01:25.05BNSCBackground, please elaborate.
01:25.32TekDroidMostly the events surrounding formation
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01:27.20BNSCAnyway, not many events except the start of Earth's factions.
01:28.25BNSCHowever, I would like to think that POTATO would soon gain the alliegence of the ESR, Northern Europe, Independent Texas, and the smaller South American factions.
01:29.32BNSCWhat about your faction?
01:31.14Hachi_Yamato Stellar Empire probably would keep their distance cuz their government are xenophobes
01:31.20TekDroidEssentially, South America confederates in response to the growig number of superpowers, in order to stand strong an united against any expansionist nations.
01:32.18BNSCYamato and the Confederates might need to be careful, however, I don't see any wars happening between these nations.
01:33.13TekDroidIt's more cautious deterrent than anythingm
01:33.20TekDroid*anything
01:33.52AngrybirdsBNSC: France would not like to become a part of POTATO at all. xD
01:34.09BNSCAngrybirds: lol
01:34.27BNSCIf they did, we might have to change the name.
01:35.14AngrybirdsIt's less about the name, and more about the fact that they'd rather remain independent.
01:36.07BNSCI guess, but imagine adding France in POTATO. The name would be longer.
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01:36.26Tek0516Phone was DCing too much.
01:36.53BNSClol
01:38.09Hachi_Yamato is one of the more powerful nations alongside the Euraspact, POTATO and ESR
01:38.30BNSCHow...?
01:38.47BNSCInterstellarly maybe, on Earth, not a chance.
01:38.56Hachi_Because that's what was decided :P
01:39.01Tek0516Land =/= Power
01:39.07Hachi_Well, Yamato doesn't use Earth
01:39.18Hachi_Hell, they don't even use the Sol System much
01:39.36Hachi_Japan is theirs and there are reasons why nobody tries to conquer it
01:40.03BNSCWhy not, it seems basically useless.
01:40.13Hachi_Because it's culturally significant, derp
01:40.22BNSCI actually wonder if the radiation has faded by the 28th Century.
01:40.24AngrybirdsFrance would be just about the same thing, I think.
01:40.35BNSCHow significant?
01:41.03Hachi_Do you even need to ask that?
01:41.08Hachi_Japan is where they descend from
01:41.11AngrybirdsPretty significant, with its own interstellar colonies and tendency to act independently from the ESR.
01:41.11Tek0516Wow... I have 19 tabs open.
01:41.14Hachi_It's where their ancestors were from
01:41.28AngrybirdsOh, I thought he was asking me.
01:41.59BNSClol, I don't doubt France's significance, just Japan's
01:42.36BNSCOther than cultural significance, I see nothing else, unless Hachi holds Japan for darker things...
01:42.49Tek0516I know in the original version New Tokyo is the capital of the world.
01:43.03Tek0516IIRC,
01:43.19BNSCWell, of course.
01:43.57BNSCWas it me that started this?
01:44.09Hachi_Just because the YSE is an advanced interstellar civilization doesn't mean they don't regard cultural significance
01:44.24Hachi_No wait
01:44.29BNSCWhat kind of "culture" are we talking here, Hachi?
01:44.38Hachi_-_-
01:45.13AngrybirdsWhat do you have against Japan, BNSC? It's one of the largest economies in the world today. xD
01:45.20BNSCNot pornography, I was talking about the actual culture or the modern culture.
01:45.22Tek0516If you don't recognize the cultural and industrial power I'd advise you do some reseach.
01:45.29OfficerJackalLol yeah, isn't it the 3rd largest?
01:45.33Angrybirds^
01:45.55Tek0516Yep.
01:45.57AngrybirdsYep:
01:46.03AngrybirdsUS, China, Japan.
01:46.06BNSCWe are talking about the 28th Century here, maybe all the known superpowers have faded down to failures.
01:46.07Tek0516"A major economic power,[2] Japan has the world's third-largest economy by nominal GDP and the world's fourth-largest economy by purchasing power parity. It is also the world's fourth-largest exporter and fourth-largest importer."
01:46.14AngrybirdsThen Germany, France, etc.
01:46.18Hachi_BNSC: Obviously not if Japan is interstellar
01:46.25Hachi_And is one of the four big guys
01:46.42BNSCActually, who started the Human interstellar expedition first?
01:46.53Hachi_I dunno, probably Americans
01:47.01BNSCYou know, before the formation of these nations.
01:47.12OfficerJackalYeah, or if they didn't get their ass into gear, China or Russia, maybe Europe.
01:47.14BNSCWould be a good idea to think on that.
01:47.29AngrybirdsI'd actually like to request that the guy who invented warp drive be French, not just because I'm French, but for plot reasons. Can I be heard out? ^.^
01:47.50BNSCMaybe Canadian, as you don't hear much about Canadians.
01:48.11Hachi_I suspected international collaberation towards the warp drive, with resources and materials exchanged between America and Japan
01:48.11BNSCLet me rephrase: You don't hear much positivity about Canadians.
01:48.28Tek0516It's because there's only 3 Canadians here.
01:48.28BNSCMaybe China too, as a supplier.
01:48.39AngrybirdsCould France take part in that exchange?
01:48.51Hachi_I suppose most of Europe could
01:48.53BNSCRussia and Germany for their knowledge on rockets.
01:49.02Hachi_BNSC: Russia's shit with rockets
01:49.05Angrybirds^
01:49.11Hachi_Have you seen the Soviet space program?
01:49.16Hachi_It was an absolute disaster
01:49.21BNSCNot heard much about it.
01:49.30Hachi_There's reasons for that; there wasn't much of one
01:49.52BNSCOk, then just let Germany in for those reasons.
01:51.34BNSCPOTATO beats all.
01:51.46Angrybirds?
01:51.47BNSCP-O-T-A-T-O
01:51.54Hachi_I came up with that name
01:51.54AngrybirdsWhat kind of an attitude is that?
01:52.17BNSCJust kidding, I am just thinking on how funny POTATO is for a name.
01:52.29AngrybirdsI love it as well. xD
01:52.30Hachi_I suggested the acronym
01:52.43Hachi_It was gonna be something else originally
01:52.49BNSCWell, we must thank you for that, *something in Japanese*
01:52.52Hachi_Can't remember what it was
01:53.05BNSCI did mention something about the Pacific and American mainland.
01:53.18AngrybirdsI just meant to say, trumpeting "POTATO beats all" is not exactly the best way to earn your fiction recognition.
01:53.38Hachi_Considering POTATO is a collaberative fiction :P
01:53.49BNSCI know, but what if I actually meant it, would you laugh?
01:54.14Hachi_YSE is the only one of the big four that is controlled independentely by one user
01:54.22Hachi_The rest are collaberative to my knowledge
01:54.56BNSCPOTATO is basically controlled by one person, as I am just a small part of POTATO.
01:55.24Hachi_I'm looking forward to Imp's Euraspact
01:55.27Hachi_Space Russians
01:55.30BNSClol
01:55.45BNSCDidn't you just say that they are shit at rocket science?
01:55.59Hachi_*Were* shit at rocket science
01:56.21BNSCNow you got me, are they shit or not?
01:56.27Hachi_As in like, back in the 60s-70s
01:56.45Hachi_You're very stereotypical
01:57.05BNSCAs you can see.
01:57.57Hachi_I think it's pretty much accepted that North Korea is on its own still without any outer space colonies
01:58.09Hachi_Even in the 28th century
01:58.15BNSCAgain, why can't anyone use that area as a weapons range?
01:58.23BNSCYou know, just "minor" weapons.
01:58.40Hachi_Because that would be bullying
01:59.17BNSCWell, they are "try-harding" at bullying the world and America.
01:59.44BNSCPlus, what use would the other Communist nations gain from NK in the 28th Century?
02:00.18Tek0516Noone's really communist anyone
02:00.28Tek0516Except a couple in name only.
02:00.40Tek0516Exception to North Korea.
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02:01.12BNSCOk, let me rephrase: What would the other nations gain from NK in the 28th Century.
02:01.26Hachi_Hai Oluap
02:01.30OluapPlayerhai u
02:01.36Hachi_I managed to do the Grandmapocalypse
02:01.43OluapPlayerHachi_: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6wELMRe2oY have this to cheer up your night
02:01.46Hachi_And now everywhere is covered in flesh and cookie dough
02:02.31Hachi_Whoa Jon has an N7 jacket
02:02.45Tek0516Whenever it updates, I updated the Earth map: http://images.wikia.com/spore/images/a/a3/SporeWiki_World_Map.png
02:03.22Tek0516Why aren't you updating...
02:03.53Hachi_I also noticed that bizarre picture behind Jon and Arin
02:03.55Hachi_dat freeky
02:03.59Hachi_arin y u collect weird shit
02:04.27OluapPlayerhur
02:04.59OluapPlayerMochi and Mimi are so adorable even looking at them cheers me up hur
02:05.57Hachi_hur
02:06.11Hachi_dey gon fite da teetans
02:06.41Tek0516Ok, for some reason the normal one won't update, but here's the current map: http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/File:SporeWiki_World_Map.png
02:06.47OluapPlayerhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqpGIF2ewsE Oh yes I finally found this
02:07.34AngrybirdsJackal claimed Afganistan and Pakistan.
02:07.56OfficerJackalYeah, it's the Union of Afghanistan now,
02:08.05BNSCWho now controls South America as whole?
02:08.22OfficerJackal.http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Union_of_Afghanistan
02:08.36AngrybirdsTek and some other guy.
02:08.37Hachi_Arin and Jon should have done an actual song together
02:08.39Hachi_That'd be great
02:08.40Tek0516Me and Avillan
02:08.57Tek0516With French Guiana still under debate.
02:08.57OluapPlayerImagine
02:09.04OluapPlayerJon, Arin and Danny, all singing together
02:09.20Hachi_A song about goddamn Ross
02:09.28Hachi_And how much everybody hates him
02:09.50OluapPlayerhur
02:09.54Tek0516Damn you wikia, update the image already!
02:10.01AngrybirdsI know, right?
02:10.01BNSCNeed to talk to Tybusen and get started on the POTATO page.
02:10.02OluapPlayerReplace Ross with Hachi, instant SporeWiki version
02:10.09Hachi_olol
02:10.55AngrybirdsSpeaking of French Guiana, did you come to a conclusion, or are you going to talk to Avillan about it?
02:11.27BNSCJust wondering, but who is in control of the Bahamas?
02:11.33BNSCOr would like to be?
02:11.34Tek0516I'll leave it for discussion for now.
02:11.38Tek0516No one.
02:12.32BNSCProbably should be absorbed by POTATO.
02:12.41Tek0516Keep in mind they might be hevily flooded though.
02:12.46Tek0516*heavily
02:13.56OfficerJackalYeah, Global Warming might have finished them off.
02:13.56Tek0516Realistically, things should probably look more like this: http://www.johnstonsarchive.net/spaceart/earthicefree.jpg
02:14.15Hachi_Earth looks boring without ice
02:14.34Tek0516Then stop global warming.
02:15.12OfficerJackalWait, has anyone claimed antartica?
02:15.22Tek0516Apparently/
02:15.57Tek0516I think Tybunsen made a penguin civilization. I tried to claim Antarctica at first.
02:17.27AngrybirdsLOL. FLORIDA IS GONE.
02:17.35AngrybirdsIT'S NO LONGER THERE.
02:17.41AngrybirdsSorry, that is amazing.
02:17.55OfficerJackalWhy is it amazing. :( I live in Florida.
02:18.05Tek0516Blame humanity.
02:18.33Angrybirds^
02:19.02OfficerJackalB-but our export isn't just serial killers and Highway Billboards, we have some use! D:
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02:19.31AngrybirdsActually, Tek:
02:19.50AngrybirdsFrench Guiana seems to be one of the things that aren't flooded. xD
02:20.17OfficerJackalAfghanistan and Pakistan are perfectly flooded though. :(
02:21.05AngrybirdsWhoops.
02:21.09OfficerJackalXD
02:22.16Tek0516I think Uruguay is almost entirely flooded
02:22.35Tek0516And at least 1 province of Brazil
02:23.41Tek0516Looks like the Iran/Iraq border too
02:25.32Tek0516But pretty much if you live on the coast or on an island you'd be screwed.
02:33.36Tek0516I should try an secure at least 1 colony for my nation in the Sol system
02:35.29OfficerJackalYou better do it quick, they are quickly being taken.
02:35.54AngrybirdsI personally wouldn't bother with the Solar System. xD
02:36.24AngrybirdsWhat is of interest, though, is the area around Earth. I wonder how we're going to figure that out.
02:36.34Tek0516As in Earth orbit?
02:37.59AngrybirdsI meant the Earth's galactic neighborhood.
02:38.08Tek0516Ah.
02:38.18Tek0516I think some stars have been claimed already.
02:38.27AngrybirdsI can imagine that the scramble for new colonies would mean that the landscape would be dotted with colonies from all sorts of nations.
02:38.30AngrybirdsOh?
02:40.33Tek0516I think Japan claimed two stars that use Gliese in their name, for example.
02:40.41Tek0516I can't remeber which.
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02:41.35Tek0516One claim that I'm curious about: Luna, aka "The Moon"
02:41.46OfficerJackalTek0516: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ganymede_(moon) this might be available.
02:41.55Tek0516right now it's claimed by some minor inactive species.
02:42.19AngrybirdsDoes anyone think I should just copy paste France's history from prehistory up to the present and just continue it afterwards?
02:42.34Tek0516"The Terdiatlan empire has several factories on Ganymede"? I think that can get retconned.
02:42.50AngrybirdsYep...
02:42.55OfficerJackalLol yeah.
02:43.12OfficerJackalAlso, it's a steal because it's thought that it has a salt-water ocean under it's surface, not confirmed though.
02:43.27OfficerJackal200 Km under it, to be precise.
02:46.47Tek0516Japan has Ganymede.
02:47.42OfficerJackal:(
02:48.06Tek0516YSE and POTATO have made a lot of Sol claims already.
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02:49.37Tek0516Oh... I found one unclaimed PLANET.
02:49.45OfficerJackalReally?
02:50.04Tek0516Yep. Saturn itself appears to be unclaimed.
02:50.20OfficerJackalCool! Also, lol, has anyone claimed Venus yet?
02:51.26Tek0516Ghelæ.
02:51.28AngrybirdsWhat would you want with that overheated piece of rock? xD
02:51.44Angrybirds(answer: Pancake factory)
02:52.01OfficerJackalLol
02:52.08OfficerJackalWhat about Mercury?
02:52.14Tek0516Pre-retcon: "Venus is the second planet in the Sol System, and is used by the Krassio Host for various purposes. There is also a mobile colony built by the Gablinus-Avis. The colony floats around on the seas of the terraformed Venus."
02:52.51Tek0516No mention of mercury. A little hot to colonize though.
02:53.01Tek0516Mercury really is just a hot rock.
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02:54.00DrodoEmpireHey, everyone.
02:54.14Tek0516Hey Drodo
02:54.25AngrybirdsMercury is actually, in canon, as pancake factory. I kid you not.
02:54.36Angrybirdsa pancake factory*
02:55.03OfficerJackal...
02:55.34Tek0516Yeah, I saw that. XD
02:55.47DrodoEmpireHeard of that
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02:56.19Tek0516I think we're really trying to retcon Sol to make it less ridiculous and clear up all the minor inactives with claims.
02:56.45Tek0516I have now made my claim on Saturn.
02:56.54OfficerJackalYeah, before this it was completely rediculous.
02:56.58AngrybirdsNicely done. xD
02:57.02OfficerJackalridiculous*
02:57.02HachiDroidWe're trying to retcon mankind as a whole
02:57.03AngrybirdsYep.
02:57.16Tek0516There's one more gas giant left too.
02:57.31OfficerJackalUranus?
02:57.32Tek0516Claim at your own risk... it's Uranus.
02:57.44OfficerJackalWell, I claim a moon there.
02:58.09HachiDroidI already made my claim of Jupiter
02:58.19OfficerJackalShould I go for Uranus?
02:58.27Tek0516ties up half the wiki before it's too late to avoid bad, overused jokes
02:59.02HachiDroidTybusen owns Titan as far as I know
02:59.05Angrybirds... What did you do with the other half?
02:59.35OfficerJackalSent them into Uranus. XD
02:59.36Tek0516I tied up the ones most likely to colonize for the lolz.
02:59.59Tek0516"with the exception of the POTATO-controlled Titan."
03:00.06Tek0516I acknowledged that.
03:00.44AngrybirdsOdere.
03:02.00HachiDroidYSE and POTATO share Jupiter really
03:03.35OfficerJackalWell, the Union of Afghanistan owns Callisto.
03:03.55HachiDroidIt's neutral ground between the two of them
03:04.31HachiDroidJupiter is a very resourceful world, after all
03:05.47Tek0516Pre-retcon humanity looks very ridiculous,
03:06.42OfficerJackal^
03:07.09Tek0516Probably the only serious bit: http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:The_story_of_Humanity
03:08.49AngrybirdsGoing to try to do France justice. xD
03:09.01Tek0516I don't think any of the fiction pages for Earth, Sol, and Humanity link to another, with any links leading to the in-game version of them.
03:10.16HachiDroidI'm probably gonna fall asleep soon
03:10.24Needles_10hi
03:10.47Tek0516As long as Canada is respected I'm fine.
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03:11.06Needles_10Wuzzis about planet-claiming?
03:11.34Tek0516http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Cyrannian/The_Division_of_Earth
03:11.49Tek0516Most of the solar system has been claimed by now.
03:12.06Tek0516Though some space on Earth should remain
03:12.53Needles_10Can I have the Eastern Seaboard of the USA and claim Australia? PLEEEEEAAASE?
03:13.28Tek0516Australia is claimed.
03:13.42Needles_10Where?
03:13.46SleepyBunnyNo, multiple people want australia
03:13.48Tek0516North America is entirely claimed.
03:14.04SleepyBunnyI believe Panda has it
03:14.48Needles_10Darn. I want the Eastern Seaboard! I believe that it is rightfully MEIN.
03:14.56Tek0516Basically all of: Oceania, North America and South America is claimed.
03:14.59Needles_10MEIN, I SAY.
03:15.15Tek0516Eastern Seaboard is claimed by Tybunsen, who probably also lives there.
03:15.15SleepyBunnyI own Japan for obvious reasons
03:15.48Tek0516Isn't Hachiman from there too?
03:16.25Needles_10Fine. I'll take the Mediterranean and everything in that big empty area in Europe.
03:16.30SleepyBunnyI come from the UK, the character does come from there though
03:16.47Tek0516Mediterranean is claimed too.
03:16.59Needles_10BY WHO
03:17.18Tek0516Monet owns the Europe half, TheBuilder owns the African half.
03:17.25SleepyBunnyImp owns Russia, Africa and Korea
03:17.39Tek0516If you want a certain location you can ask for collaboration.
03:17.50SleepyBunnyWell, Imp has part of Africa
03:18.03Needles_10Who owns the Mediterranean?!
03:18.14Tek0516Several users.
03:18.18Needles_10oh
03:18.20DrodoEmpireWhy don't you check!?
03:18.26Needles_10I did
03:18.33Needles_10Nothing was there
03:18.35DrodoEmpireAlright
03:18.47Tek0516Italy - Monet Greece - Monet
03:19.10Needles_10I shall claim that large empty area in Eurasia.
03:19.15Needles_10Okay?
03:19.37Tek0516I think there was some discussion over that region.
03:19.53Tek0516I know there was a big fight over Russia.
03:20.03SleepyBunnyI think Imp also has part of Eurasia
03:20.28Needles_10Russia. That's a huge part of Eurasia
03:21.01SleepyBunnyImp has Russia
03:21.10Needles_10I know.
03:21.34Tek0516There's Bangladesh and Bhutan.
03:21.35Needles_10I was referring to Imp having that part of Eurasia.
03:22.02Needles_10Is Czechoslovakia in Monet-land
03:23.07Tek0516I think most of Europe can be claimed for collaboration except UK, France, Italy, and Greece, but you'll need Cyrannian's permission.
03:23.22Needles_10Darn.
03:23.51Needles_10I would at least like some share of the Earth.
03:24.45Tek0516Well we've been doing this for almost 2 days already.
03:25.03SleepyBunnylol
03:25.18Tek0516I think around 2 dozen different users have posted on the blog already.
03:25.51SleepyBunnyProbably gonna find a way to link Hachi to the YSE
03:27.52Tek0516I'm adding OfficerJackal's claim to the map.
03:29.35Needles_10Posted comment. I hope Monet will allow it.
03:29.53Needles_10and cyr
03:34.48Tek0516Earth map updated. Should refresh within a few minutes.
03:36.28Tek0516http://images.wikia.com/spore/images/a/a3/SporeWiki_World_Map.png Union of Afghanistan formed, Nepal claim removed
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03:46.11Angrybirds1337 was actually the start of the Hundred Years War o.o
03:46.18Tek0516Lol
03:47.49Tek0516Anyone else find the colours on the map for POTATO and Russia very similar? They almost look the same in most light.
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03:48.32Tek0516And whoever the Philippines is with too
03:48.36Patriot868Hello
03:48.40Tek0516hi
03:49.00Patriot868So whats going on?
03:49.30Tek0516http://images.wikia.com/spore/images/a/a3/SporeWiki_World_Map.png Do you think the colours for North America, Russia, and whoever those pacific isles are aligned with look too similar?
03:49.52AngrybirdsOn the [[Fiction:France]] page: " From 1337 to 1453, the English led several successful invasions of France, occupied half of it, and were subsequently repelled."
03:49.54morgothBotPyAngrybirds meant: http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:France
03:50.07Patriot868Its fine
03:50.13AngrybirdsI think it looks good.
03:50.26Tek0516I think the pacific stuff is an issue from when the colour for POTATO changed, so that's probably what's throwing me off.
03:50.28Patriot868I just wish that I could get confimation if I have south and Parts of Centreal africa
03:50.44Patriot868My first choice was Australia, but I  think spriggs is claiming it.
03:51.15AngrybirdsHe is.
03:51.17Tek0516I heard Panda claimed it.
03:51.29Angrybirds^
03:51.42Tek0516These unofficial claims are confusing me a lot.
03:51.57Patriot868But I really want to know abut south Africa
03:53.33Tek0516From the France page, "Charles the Fair died without an heir" sounds like a rhyme in my head.
03:53.39Patriot868any news on that sector?\
03:53.59Tek0516which sector?
03:54.37Patriot868South and Centreal Africa
03:55.27Tek0516Ah, no word other than Imperios may have claimed it before hand.
03:55.42Angrybirdslol Tek, that is awesome.
03:55.48Patriot868Dang it. Well I claim it as well. Might be a problem
03:56.45Tek0516Southern Africa, Indonesia, Eurasia, and Oceania remain ambiguous.
03:57.34Patriot868Well I'm going after South Africa, as well parts of centreal Africa
04:37.32Tek0516~test
04:37.33infobotACTION hunts tek0516 down and lays eggs in his digestive system
04:40.55Tek0516I'm heading out for the night.
04:41.01Tek0516Later!
04:41.47Angrybirds"Louis XVI was a rather popular monarch under the new constitutional monarchy, though when Austria issued a manifesto in 1792 in which they threatened to destroy Paris if he was not returned to his rightful throne. The king and his family were arrested, tried as traitors and executed."
04:42.01AngrybirdsWell, that worked out.
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05:06.05DrodoSleepBack.
05:06.27DrodoSleepBeep me if you needanything.
05:08.27Angrybirds" Napoleon would only stay for a year on Elba. Hearing of how unpopular the new monarchy had become, he seized his chance and stormed France with 600 men." Drodo Empire
05:08.48AngrybirdsI love how only Napoleon could pull that off.
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06:59.49GhelaeHello.
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07:39.28Liquid_InkHello.
07:40.41Liquid_InkI really don't think this division of humanity should be the modern thingy. Keep the Intergalactic Human Republic, but have this division as historical background.
07:42.11GhelaeHello.
07:44.10Liquid_InkAnd I feel the abandoning of Earth in the past is stupid and unrealistic.
07:46.28ImpyDroidMaybe, yeah
07:47.16Liquid_InkAlso, the Fjord league sorta stole the Kaliningrad Oblast
07:47.19ImpyDroidOr maybe let them work together as an alliance of some sort
07:48.20Liquid_InkSo what's going on with the European part of Russia?
07:48.58ImpyDroidI agree with Zilla
07:49.15Liquid_InkWhich means?
07:49.16ImpyDroidIt will be a province of the Euraspact under our shared command
07:49.20Liquid_InkI see.
07:51.09ImpyDroidI am not sure what government should the Euraspact have
07:51.10Liquid_InkSo it is part of Euraspact? And what of Belarus?
07:51.37ImpyDroidpart of the same province
07:53.01Liquid_InkOkay then. I take it that the main reaction to Ukraine joining the European Star Republic rather than Euraspact is "Good riddance"
07:58.56Liquid_InkFun fact: The Imperial Ottoman Caliphate isn't a Caliphate.
07:59.35Liquid_InkIn fact, I should probably rename it.
08:04.22Angrybirdshttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/File:Flotte_Francaise.png =D
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08:14.52Liquid_InkHello.
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08:20.12Liquid_InkI should really rename the Imperial Ottoman Caliphate.
08:27.07GhelaeWhat to?
08:27.23Liquid_InkI don't know.
08:28.24GhelaeAnd if it's not a Caliphate, then what is it?
08:29.27Liquid_InkI pictured it as being a bureaucratic dictatoship.
08:29.57GhelaeSounds like a caliphate to me. :P
08:31.52Liquid_InkA caliphate is some kind of islamic state with an islamic religious leader.
08:32.11Liquid_InkI imagined the neo-Ottomans as being secular, much like modern Turkey.
08:33.02GhelaeIn that case, it's definitely not a caliphate.
08:33.26GhelaeThe only real justification for its name was if it were pretending to be religious for whatever reason.
08:36.03Liquid_InkSince they have assimilated Israel, I'm not sure if they want to push the whole Israel thing too much.
08:36.09Liquid_Ink*the whole religion thing
08:37.10GhelaeDepends on how they assimilated it.
08:37.25Liquid_InkLovingly*
08:37.31GhelaeSomehow, I doubt Israel would join willingly in its current state.
08:38.26GhelaePerhaps you should work on a history for it and see how it grows.
08:38.49Liquid_InkThe Israelis weren't given a choice. But it was still loving.
08:39.46GhelaeThat's quite a vague statement.
08:39.54GhelaeAll I can assume from that is that there wasn't an actual Holocaust.
08:40.21GhelaeUnless you're using some bizarre definition of "loving".
08:40.39Liquid_InkAs in barely any people died.
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08:42.03GhelaeI still don't know how such an annexation would actually suceed.
08:42.59GhelaeDid the UN decide "okay, this is how we solve the conflict; let's just get rid of Israel as an independent state"?
08:43.27Liquid_InkNo, the Ottomans decided that independantly of the UN.
08:45.08AwayriosNot sure what kind of government should I give to the Europact
08:45.15AwayriosEuraspact
08:45.37AwayriosIt will definitely be authoritarian
08:45.50Liquid_InkBureacracy.
08:46.00GhelaeTotalitarian liberal democracy. If that's possible.
08:46.25AwayriosBut it could either be a devolved democracy (like IRL Russia) or a technocracy (if based on Soviet sci-fi)
08:46.33Liquid_InkOf course: The Southern States
08:46.57GhelaeTotalitarian devolved technocracy.
08:47.39GhelaeIf we're going to carve the human race up, we might as well make some creative forms of government in the process.
08:48.02Liquid_InkInstead of Apalarchies, let's have Palarchies!
08:48.21AwayriosAppul
08:48.41GhelaeMaybe I'll ask Hachi if he can make Emperor Yamato into a cybernetic shovel.
08:49.02AwayriosApplearchy
08:49.52AwayriosSo what do you think guys
08:50.11Liquid_InkA bureacracy.
08:50.48Liquid_InkHow about democratic on the lower levels, and burecratic up top?
08:51.09GhelaeA devolved democracy, but the only people eligible for election are those that would rule in a technocracy.
08:52.00AwayriosSo a really high education census
08:52.07Awayrioscould work
08:52.44Liquid_InkWow. The Empire, the Soviet Union and the Federation all wrapped into one.
08:53.09AwayriosYa
08:53.25Liquid_Inkhttp://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/72/Updated_NS_Graph.png
08:53.25AwayriosWith Russian sci-fi ideas added to boot
08:54.40Liquid_InkI feel the Ottomans are a Father Know's Best state.
08:57.19Liquid_InkImperial Ottoman Dominion?
09:01.28GhelaeImperial People's Dominion of Anatolia. Because all "people's" nations seem to be democratic republics so far.
09:05.03Liquid_InkImperial Ottoman Sovereignty?
09:06.04Liquid_InkImperial Ottoman Directorate?
09:06.07Liquid_InkI like that one.
09:23.54Liquid_InkAnyways, I really hate the idea of this being the modern form of humanity.
09:26.32Liquid_InkGhelae, why aren't you commentating?
09:26.57GhelaeYou could propose a date on the blog, e.g. that we could be just working up to the world map as of, say, 2500 (or whenever you think is most appropriate).
09:27.55Liquid_InkThe problem is that Cyrannian seems to have gotten the idea that this is the modern day into his head already
09:29.49GhelaeCyr doesn't own the idea, remember that. It's a community decision. He wasn't even the person who first thought of it; that was Wormy.
09:30.09Liquid_InkGood.
09:33.49Liquid_InkBecause the Intergalactic Human Republic was good as it was.
09:33.59Liquid_InkHmm. Did we ever get around to renaming it?
09:37.46GhelaeNo.
09:38.17Liquid_InkI liked the original name anyway.
09:39.25GhelaeI also wonder why none of us thought of giving it a name that doesn't reference either humans or earth by making it a multi-species republic.
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09:41.30Liquid_InkWhat would we name it then?
09:41.53Liquid_InkThe Republic of Gould?
09:43.19GhelaeI don't know. I'd think we'd need a whole discussion for it.
09:49.20GhelaeWe could just get rid of the "human" part and turn it into the "Intergalactic Republic".
09:49.41Liquid_InkThat's a bit too vague
09:49.57Liquid_InkOr a bit egotistical
09:50.10GhelaeVaguotistical.
09:52.59Liquid_InkIt depends. If its a major Gigaoctantic power then it's egotistical "You show know which Intergalactic Republic we are"
09:53.08Liquid_InkIf it's a minor power then it's vague
09:59.55GhelaeThe humans only appear to be a minor power because, traditionally, nobody's controlled them.
10:00.39Liquid_InkThen they're vague.
10:06.08Hachi_Hai
10:07.09HachiDroidAnd no, Emperor Yamato cannot become a shovel
10:11.15GhelaeHello.
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10:14.59Wormywell that physics exam went surprisingly well given all the maths in it
10:15.03Wormyhi
10:15.19Liquid_InkHello
10:15.50GhelaeHello.
10:32.02Liquid_InkWhat's with the Azeri-Armenia border?
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10:37.58AwayriosHachiDroid Hachi_: what do you think should be the Euraspact's government like
10:38.36WormyI think I might incorporate Shri Lanka and the Maldives after Liquid's suggestion
10:38.44AwayriosA devolved authoritarian democracy, or perhaps a technocracy like in Soviet sci-fi
10:38.51AwayriosOr a monarchy
10:39.38WormySounds zeerust, but in a likeable wy
10:39.47Wormyby
10:39.51Wormybye
10:39.56HachiDroidI like the Soviet sci-fi option
10:54.53Liquid_InkI'm so ronery
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10:57.59ImpyDroidHi
10:58.37MonetHi
10:58.42ImpyDroidI could make the Euraspact's leader an obscure, seemingly immortal figure of some sort
10:59.20ImpyDroidKnown only by its title
11:02.37Liquid_InkHello Monet, how are you?
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11:03.56MonetI'm okay, you?
11:04.46ImpyDroidSo am I
11:05.02Liquid_InkI'm okay.
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11:12.29MonetHi
11:14.57OluapWorkerhi
11:16.25OluapWorkerngh need Hachi here to show him stuff
11:16.43ImperiosHachi is here
11:16.49ImperiosHi Oluap
11:17.18OluapWorkerOh he is
11:17.21OluapWorker~poke HachiDroid
11:17.21infobotACTION cuts down a small tree, sneaks up behind HachiDroid, pokes HachiDroid repeatedly, hilarity ensues.
11:21.33OluapWorkerdum must be afk
11:21.35HachiDroidwat dis
11:29.32OluapWorkerhachi dam u
11:29.44OluapWorkerSay hello to this http://www.serebii.net/direct96.jpg
11:29.46OluapWorkerhttp://www.serebii.net/direct94.jpg this
11:29.53OluapWorkerhttp://u.cubeupload.com/jechtman/OHSHIT.png and your new overlord
11:29.54ImperiosNot sure if I can do it from Android but I think we can RP
11:30.11ImperiosHachiDroid and Monet: Do you have time?
11:30.44HachiDroidNot at the moment
11:30.58Imperiosok
11:31.29HachiDroiddum pic aint showin up
11:31.50HachiDroidlemme get on my comp
11:32.11MonetIz mega-charizard.
11:33.06OluapWorkeru spoiler
11:33.36MonetYeah but he hasn't seen waht it looks like
11:35.41MonetBy the time i'm done with this orbital Mun shipyard, the Kerblas manning it will be unable to return to Earth gravity
11:35.49MonetKerbals*
11:36.16OluapWorkerSacrifices in the name of science
11:37.16MonetThey shall be the dawn of a new breed of Space Kerbal
11:39.27HachiDroidWhy does mega-Charizard have a firestache?
11:39.52OluapWorkerA what now
11:40.59OluapWorkerI know everyone is oozing over MegaCharizard but MegaBlastoise looks the most boss
11:41.06OluapWorkerHe looks like a wikiverse supersoldier hur
11:42.02OluapWorkerAlso they announced this thing
11:42.13OluapWorker" Pokémon Bank is a Cloud Storage app for 3DS. It allows for 100 boxes to be stored on the internet. Pokémon transporter includes connectivity to DS games. Pokémon can be sent to the cloud and then transferred to Pokémon X & Y. Poké Transporter comes when you purchase Pokémon Bank."
11:42.45HachiDroidOh wait, I was looking at wrong pic
11:42.59OluapWorkeraka you can transfer Pokemon from any DS game to X/Y
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11:43.43OluapWorkerIt has one bad thing though. Apparently it needs an annual fee to use
11:43.44HachiDroidI dunno what to think of mega-Charizard and mega-Blastoise
11:43.57OluapWorkerI think they look great
11:44.01OluapWorkerExpecially MegaBlastoise
11:44.38HachiDroidI'll be honest, I think they look a little silly
11:44.48OluapWorkerThat's just you then hur
11:45.40OluapWorkerAlso this http://www.serebii.net/direct92.jpg , just a mindor detail, but you can see they're finally updating some old icons
11:45.46OluapWorkerminor*
11:46.17MonetThe fins i'm not 100% sure about
11:46.20OluapWorkerThe difference can be seen in Magikarp, Gyarados and Haunter's icons
11:48.28OluapWorkerThey just released artwork one sec
11:48.52OluapWorkerhttp://i.imgur.com/z42SkfN.jpg, http://i.imgur.com/JhtolOe.jpg and http://i.imgur.com/kEkvpyO.jpg?1
11:50.21MonetI'm liking mega-charizard's tail.
11:50.31OluapWorkerYeah me too
11:50.35HachiDroidWhy does Charizard have fins?
11:50.57OluapWorkerThey look like mini-wings to me, not fins
11:51.53OluapWorkerThis pretty much confirms all starters will get Megalutions
11:51.57OluapWorkergib MegaSwampert nao
11:52.08HachiDroidMegaVenusaur looks... what's different about it aside from the face spots?
11:52.20OluapWorkerBigger plant
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11:52.48Hachi_ohai
11:52.54MonetIt basically has a palm tree growing out of its back
11:53.08Hachi_So MegaVenusaur pretty much just had a dik extension and tattoos
11:53.24OluapWorkerMegaVenusaur - this is the part where u prepare ur ainis
11:53.44OluapWorkerI got no issue with them keeping the Megalutions similar in appearence to the originals. Remember, MegaKangaskhan doesn't act look any different to the original
11:54.01Hachi_It's not that, I just think they should look more...well, mega
11:54.03OluapWorkerfrom*
11:54.33OluapWorkeridunno it looks good to me
11:55.08OluapWorkerbtw it was confirmed you can get the Kanto starters through the game
11:55.39Hachi_Oh nice
11:56.01Hachi_I know you're waiting for MegaGardevoir
11:56.08OluapWorkeroho
11:56.16OluapWorkerI wouldn't mind it no hur
11:56.42OluapWorkerBut I'm not sure if they'd make even more changes to Gardevoir after they already retconned its type
11:58.56Hachi_I remember somebody wanting Pokemon with type variants
11:58.58Hachi_Basically you'd find stuff like ice type versions of fire or grass types and the likes
11:59.17OluapWorkerSounds broken
11:59.36MonetPidgey's not realistic enough. afaik they don't crap everywhere enough.
11:59.49Hachi_olol
12:00.16Hachi_Still can't forgive MegaMewtwo
12:00.23Hachi_It just looks dum as fuk
12:01.29OluapWorkerI got over it even before they announced it as a Megalution hur
12:01.37OluapWorkerHell Blastoise is just 1.6 m tall
12:01.41OluapWorkerI thought he was taller than that
12:02.32Hachi_What the hell did they do to MegaLucario
12:02.33Hachi_He looks like his parents were a normal Lucario and goddamn Giratina
12:03.00MonetPigeon = disgusting, plague filled vermin that craps everywhere. Pidgey = adorable bird thing I wouldn't mind as a pet
12:03.01OluapWorkerDid you not see the other Megas before?
12:03.38Hachi_I saw the other megas and I think MegaLucario and MegaAbsol look like dums
12:03.43OluapWorkerur a dum
12:04.26OluapWorkerThe title of annoying flying creature in the Pokemon universe belongs to Zubat
12:04.40Hachi_When I look at MegaAbsol, I think Ponies
12:04.42Hachi_And that's not a good thing
12:05.04OluapWorkerdunno where you're seeing a pony on that dog but okay hur
12:11.30Hachi_Only now do I look back and see how crappy English voice acting was in shows like Pokemon and Digimon
12:11.37Hachi_Makes me ashamed to like it
12:11.40OluapWorkerhur
12:13.08Hachi_That and the shit animation
12:13.27OluapWorkerAt first I didn't mind this guy much http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/2/28/Malamar.png but after reading TvTropes I realized. It's a tentacled, dark creature said to have the strongest hypnotic force of any known Pokémon, capable of making everydone do its will
12:13.34OluapWorkerThat thing is Cthulhu in Pokemon form
12:13.42Hachi_Geezush
12:14.02Hachi_I still think it looks ridiculous hur
12:14.17OluapWorkerI think it looks great
12:14.20OluapWorkerI'm getting one hur
12:14.34OluapWorkerWell no I won't, I can't buy this game
12:14.40OluapWorkercrawls into a corner and cries
12:14.58Hachi_Oh wait, I just realized the genius of it
12:15.00Hachi_It's an upside-down squid
12:15.12Hachi_I didn't notice that before
12:15.18OluapWorkerdumsaurus
12:16.46ImperiosMonet: One thing I did not get in ME3 ending
12:17.11ImperiosWhere did Anderson and Illusive come from?
12:17.27ImperiosI mean, how did they land on the Citadel
12:17.39OluapWorkerAnderson, same way as you
12:17.46OluapWorkerIllusive Man, no one cared to explain
12:17.47ImperiosBoard, whatever
12:17.50MonetOnly ended up somewhere different.
12:18.13MonetIllusive man was a reper puppet, it's possible he found his ow nway on board though them
12:18.19MonetReaper*
12:19.43ImperiosWhen I saw them I thought it was a dream or a battle in Shepard's mind
12:20.41OluapWorkerSo did everyone who believed the Indoctrination Theory
12:21.23Hachi_It's apparently a very bad thing to be an Indoctrination Theorist on the Mass Effect wiki
12:22.17ImperiosStrangely enough, although I chose Synthesis I find it the least explained ending
12:22.36ImperiosThere wasn't a machine war theme in ME3 before it
12:22.53Hachi_Umm
12:22.55Hachi_Geth
12:22.58Hachi_Quarians
12:22.58ImperiosAnd in ME in general
12:23.32ImperiosThe geth turned out to be fairly benign so it doesn't count
12:23.41OluapWorkerA war still happened
12:23.47OluapWorkerOf course it's the least explained ending, space magic shows up and suddenly turns everyone into a half-robot abomination
12:24.53Hachi_I'd go with Control Ending if I had the choice
12:24.55Hachi_Although I feel the rightful ending is the Destroy ending
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12:26.36DrodoEmpireHey, everyone
12:26.48Liquid_InkHello.
12:26.51ImperiosIf the geth remained a real malevolent threat throughout ALL the games
12:26.59ImperiosSynthesis would make sense
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12:27.19Hachi_They were malevolent to the Quarians
12:27.23Hachi_And I wouldn't call them benign
12:27.28ImperiosOut of self-defense
12:27.35OluapWorkerThere were two factions of Geth, remember
12:27.38ImperiosNot exactly malevolent
12:27.40BloodCultistmarana pallex!
12:28.04OluapWorkerThere's the Geth who worship the Reapers, and there's Legion's lot
12:28.16ImperiosThat's the problem
12:28.30Hachi_I'd consider Geth to be quite antagonistic, even the ones that aren't Heretics
12:28.32Hachi_Legion's guys employ a lot of surveillance and interception over organics
12:28.54ImperiosThe organic/synthetic conflicts in ME were either Reaper-driven or in self-defense
12:29.11ImperiosHachi_: So do the salarians
12:29.28Hachi_I don't consider salarians to be true good guys hur
12:29.34OluapWorkerThey do that because the entire galaxy wants them dead so they have to defend themselves
12:29.46OluapWorkerThe Quarians started the war out of paranoia
12:30.05ImperiosThere is no real conflict that the kid speaks about, that is the p problem
12:30.22Hachi_Then EA must find a new solution
12:30.43OluapWorkerThe kid was created because these conflicts were happening before the Reapers even existed
12:31.45OluapWorkerEA's solution = take a bath on the pile of money they got despite everything
12:32.01ImperiosDLCynthesis
12:32.15ImperiosInDLCtrination
12:32.29OluapWorkerDLCs are the devil
12:32.33Liquid_InkWe are EA. You will escort us to your studio, were we will assimilate your games and ideas. Resistance is futile.
12:34.25OluapWorkerhttp://25.media.tumblr.com/94e6f8cac836aec4a418a7bca378d6b4/tumblr_msl06yq1gf1qhcos8o1_400.gif monkey trouble
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12:36.07JepardiHi
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12:44.09Wormyhi
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12:45.46OfficerJackalHello!
12:46.00Wormyhi
12:46.28GhelHello.
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12:56.41Hachi_Ah cool Jo's here
12:56.42Hachi_I was wonderin when I'd get my sandwich
12:57.18OluapWorkerdumba
12:58.16GhelHello.
12:58.31ImperiosHi
12:58.54Technobliterator:c
12:58.54Technobliteratorhii
12:59.01Technobliteratorjust finished my first day of college
12:59.46Hachi_Welcome to the rest of your life
13:00.12OluapWorkeraye
13:00.35WormyWhat are you studying?
13:00.57Hachi_The art of kitchen-managing
13:00.59OluapWorkerHachi_: http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/601/962/96c.jpg
13:01.20Hachi_OluapWorker: ohgod
13:01.48OluapWorkerRemember when you said now the Rogue Titan standing on top of the Female Titan looked suggestive
13:01.51WormyPoison, the art of making toxic sandwhiches I hope
13:01.52OluapWorkerI keep finding cute pictures of that
13:01.59OluapWorkerhow*
13:02.08Wormy*sandwiches
13:02.12TechnobliteratorWormy: music technology
13:02.13Hachi_olol
13:02.21Technobliteratorand that hur
13:02.21OluapWorkerhttp://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/601/955/bf8.jpg c
13:02.42Hachi_olol
13:03.23OluapWorkerhttp://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/597/559/0e1.png Colossal Titan's grandma
13:03.31Hachi_ohgodlol
13:09.02OluapWorkerwork on Florabound or dat Blue ngh
13:10.58Hachi_I'll work on The Blue
13:11.09Hachi_Also, I realized I can link Hachi to the YSE somehow
13:11.40OluapWorkerIt'd make sense
13:15.08ImperiosMaybe the YSE experienced on human DNA
13:15.16Imperios*experimented
13:15.29Hachi_Well considering that the YSE is built up of a transhuman population
13:15.33Hachi_That's very likely
13:16.44WormyColossal Titan's grandma looks like she is about to eat Minecraft Steve
13:16.55OluapWorkerhur
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13:23.17MonetLaptopWooh it works
13:23.45GhelHello.
13:24.09OluapWorkerMonet is reproducing, seek shelter
13:24.32OluapWorkerWell that was fast
13:24.39MonetLol
13:25.22OluapWorkerwat u doin
13:26.11MonetTesting my new laptop for uni.
13:32.46ImperiosHi
13:33.02MonetTHe good news is I can keep in touch with you guys while at University
13:33.48ImperiosAwesome!
14:02.42WormyI just fell asleep, and saw with hypnagogia an underlying connection of truth and beauty.  And now I can't remenber it...
14:03.03Wormydreamolgic.jpg
14:03.11OluapWorkerYou saw boobies
14:03.15OluapWorkerOnly explanation
14:03.55WormyLol
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14:22.51GhelHello.
14:23.22AngrybirdsHey!
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14:30.40CyrannianHello.
14:31.00GhelHello.
14:31.25OluapWorker~kidnap Cyrannian
14:31.25infobotACTION drives up in a non-descript white van, jumps out, shoves Cyrannian in the back, and drives off.
14:32.46Cyrannian~punch OluapWorker
14:32.46infobotACTION lets fly with a wild haymaker which catches OluapWorker right on the nose
14:40.34OluapWorkerHachi_: Megazard has Drought for his ability aka sunny all the time aka fire gets stronger and SolarBeam gets spammy
14:40.44OluapWorkerThat sounds really freaking good
14:40.44Hachi_Geezush
14:42.47OluapWorkerhttp://www.pokemonxy.com/en-us/pokemon/mega_pokemon/ and they're listed here now
14:44.17Hachi_"This cannon boasts a blast range so great that it can strike targets more than six miles away!"
14:44.51OluapWorkerMegastoise - if u kno wat i meen
14:45.19OluapWorkerIt's dum because that page doesn't list Megaskhan yet
14:47.14Monet"Mega Charizard is in a league of its own when it comes to flying prowess, able to reach incredible heights." If you stil lcan't use it to fly about everywhere i'm gonna be pissed.
14:48.05OluapWorkerPretty sure Charizard could always learn Fly
14:48.09OluapWorkerAlso wat dis http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/3/33/XY_Prerelease_Unknown_Pok%C3%A9mon_Sept_4.png
14:48.24OluapWorkerLooks like a llama
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14:51.15ImperiosEllo guys
14:51.38GhelHello.
14:52.55MonetGrr, i'm set back in KSP by the 3D printer module on my space stations not working.
14:53.49ImperiosDum
14:53.53ImperiosWhat kind of space station?
14:53.59MonetI want to build ships in orbit around the Mun but I can't find the root of the problem.
14:54.56MonetI suppose it can be classed as a shipyard. At least I can use the Kethane I do mine fro mthe Mun to refuel passing ships.
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15:10.22ImperiosBack
15:10.39GhelHello.
15:18.09WormyI just realised, my fiction does fly in the face of Xho's, not now but in the future
15:18.23WormyIn the past, the two are weakly compatible
15:18.31Wormy(our cosmologies)
15:18.42Hachi_I'm wondering what Japan would have done during the European Civil War and the Third World War that are mentioned within the European Star Republic's history
15:19.08Hachi_It only became the Yamato Stellar Empire after it became spacefaring
15:19.24WormyBut The Civilisation may one day complete its goal and eventually all matter in the universe becomes a godly globe of intelligence with an infinite greowth of knowledge
15:20.13WormyWhile Xho's picture of reality is forever driven to insanity by the lack of it's ability to understand itself
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15:22.04MonetYeah that dores sound like an awkward clash. Although Xho's picture of reality is more metaphysical.
15:24.34MonetSince in his model of reality there are entities that are essentially a driving force of reality given form and awareness
15:24.42WormyIt is weird since the Cephalodian beliefs sort of goes with the Xhodocto being fine tuners
15:25.18WormyAt least in the past
15:25.24Wormyof the universe
15:29.37OluapWorkerHachi_: " - You get your new starter from a friend, but from the new professor you get either Bulbasaur, Charmander or Squirtle."
15:29.45OluapWorkerLooks like you get a Kanto starter right at tne beginning of the game
15:30.03Hachi_Hmm, bizarre
15:30.06OluapWorkerYeah
15:30.09OluapWorkerFuck the rival hur
15:30.35Hachi_Is there a pic of the rival for X/Y?
15:30.49WormyMonet:  The Civilisation isn't destined for a final anthropic principle discussed here but maybe in some futures.  Of courses ceases to be a final one if so. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFgJksJsTF4&t=3m50s
15:30.52OluapWorkerLemme check
15:32.29OluapWorkerI don't think anyone has been classified as a "rival" so far but there player char has three friends who apparently appear through the game
15:32.35OluapWorkerI'm guessing all 3 count as rivals
15:33.22Hachi_Damn
15:33.29Hachi_This game is weird
15:33.39WormyMaybe The Civilisation acts like a medicine that will calm the universe's insanity
15:33.45OluapWorkerMore rivals = more battles = more exp
15:33.49OluapWorkerNot complaining hur
15:34.05Hachi_It's like they're actually changing the formula for once
15:34.33OluapWorkerDifferent is not always bad
15:34.53WormyI might re-write my Time's Terminal Story as this, and finally the chaos and Xhodocto come to an end
15:35.36Hachi_I wanna see Red come back as an adult
15:35.38Hachi_He must be an adult by X/Y time
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15:36.37OluapWorkerAdult Red -> still has a Pokachu
15:36.39OluapWorkerPikachu even
15:36.51Hachi_hur
15:37.52WormyMaybe I could do this fiction with Xho, a sort of existential battle for the future of the universe.
15:38.07Hachi_That's Mass Armageddon hur
15:38.40WormyThen again nobody seems to like conclusions made in fiction about this sort of thing.
15:39.09WormyI suppose I could talk about introducing an element of it in Mass Armageddon, Jo wants my input.
15:41.15ImperiosHm
15:41.31ImperiosNot sure what name should I give to the current leader of the Euraspact
15:41.49ImperiosIt's either Slavic/Ukrainian or something more unusual
15:41.50ImperiosCentral Asian perhaps
15:42.39R17https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/q71/s720x720/1231226_10151573303370950_580166772_n.jpg
15:42.54Hachi_Make his name KHAAAAAAAAN
15:44.02Hachi_Nikolai Khan
15:44.03Hachi_t's perfik
15:45.13WormyIt would be Xho's nhilism vs. my epistemological optimism.
15:47.37OluapWorkerXho'd call you a turkey and eat you
15:47.41OluapWorkerAbridged version right there
15:49.02WormyTrue
15:51.07GhelWe all know that Xho possesses the ability to turn people into food by calling them by the food's name.
15:51.58WormyI didn't until now, thanks for the warning.
15:52.16WormyMaybe GD12 turned into his breakfast?
15:52.57OluapWorkerI never said Xho would turn Wormy into a turkey
15:53.01OluapWorkerI said he'd call him a turkey
15:53.23GhelYes. Which thereby causes Wormy to turn into a roasted and appropriately-garnished turkey.
15:53.29WormyAnd then eat as a food anyway, not much difference either way.
15:53.32Hachi_No, he eats Wormy as a human hur
15:54.07GhelEven Cyr doesn't do that kind of thing any more.
15:54.29WormyWith good reason, I eat people out from the inside.
15:54.34GhelNow, if Wormy were a kitten, that's another matter entirely.
15:55.16WormyCyrannian must cough our fur balls with fur balls inside.
15:55.39Hachi_What's this bout fur balls?
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16:01.46WormyI think we should measure the square units of all the territories we own on Earth
16:02.10WormySee who has the most land
16:02.40WormyNorthern Europe, Texas and India, plus some islands gives me a good share I should think
16:03.30ImperiosHachi_: Actually
16:03.33ImperiosSince Mongolia and Central Asia are parts of the Euraspact
16:03.35ImperiosIt is a viable surname
16:03.39ImperiosSophia Kkhan
16:03.41ImperiosKhan
16:03.55Hachi_do it hur
16:04.16OluapWorker*Sophia KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
16:05.32ImperiosShe would be half Russian/half Central Asian that way
16:05.38ImperiosOr she could be Ukrainian
16:05.40ImperiosSophia Lenko
16:06.30Hachi_Attila Khan
16:24.40ImperiosHachi_ and Monet: Want to RP?
16:24.50Hachi_Not at the moment, working
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16:31.09ImperiosHm
16:31.17ImperiosShould I refer to Euraspact with a "the"
16:32.21GhelWhere does the name "Euraspact" come from?
16:33.07OluapWorkerhttp://2.bp.blogspot.com/-NlHoJO5viAs/ULfQDf2nJ_I/AAAAAAAAB6s/8ld2I3YSbxc/s1600/bunny+stack+watermark.jpg bunis
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16:33.36OluapWorkerdumba
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16:35.56GhelHello.
16:36.07ImperiosGhel: EURASian [Political] PACT
16:36.40ImperiosA lot of communist institution names were formed like that
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16:37.39OluapWorkerspu
16:37.44Xhou
16:38.18CyrannianMight as well get featured fictions over and done with.
16:38.50CyrannianNominations anyone for featured empire?
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16:39.35ImperiosHm
16:39.38ImperiosTyrek Dominion
16:39.39OluapWorkerlemme see
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16:39.54Xhohttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tds0qoxWVss I found this yesterday, this is now Santorakh's theme
16:40.15Hachi_Rovegar Matriarchy
16:40.26OluapWorkerTheian Collective
16:40.32XhoMe
16:40.48OluapWorkeru not an empire
16:40.55Xhoi am nao
16:41.01OluapWorkerDum Empire
16:41.03OluapWorkerdat u
16:41.06GhelImperios: Then check to see if any of those communist institutions were referred to with a "the".
16:42.40OluapWorkerbrb
16:42.46ImperiosCyrannian: Just wondering
16:42.55ImperiosWhat does the  European Star Republic think of the Euraspact
16:43.20CyrannianI'm not really in the mood to talk about Earth right now.
16:43.25ImperiosOaky
16:44.06Xhostahp not bein in moods dam u
16:44.50OluapWorkerback
16:44.52Cyrannianhttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Top_10_list:September_2013:_Featured_Fictions_Poll
16:46.17CyrannianFeatured captains?
16:46.54OluapWorkerI'll be greedy and say
16:46.56OluapWorkerShu'ytrogarva hur
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16:48.40Hachi_Hmm
16:48.47MonetGardin
16:48.51Hachi_I'll say Agent Nu if he hasn't already
16:48.54Hachi_And Wragrot
16:49.26OluapWorkerNu was featured already
16:49.33XhoNu - feature me twice den
16:49.37OluapWorkerI like the competition in this
16:49.46OluapWorkerGod demon -> supersoldier -> baby girl
16:50.06XhoWait are you talking about Nu or three separate characters
16:50.09XhoBoth make sense
16:50.35OluapWorkerhur
16:50.47XhoWhy can I imagine Nu being a Sheogorath like character in Legacy times
16:50.56OluapWorkerGenderbend Nu
16:50.58OluapWorkerStill male
16:51.39XhoNu - I hate indecision! ... or maybe I don't. Well, make up your mind. Or I'll have your skin made into a hat. Maybe one of those arrowcatchers. I love those hats!
16:51.54XhoWell that sounds too much like Santorakh actually
16:52.50OluapWorkerSanto is actually Nu's father
16:53.06XhoMakes sense which is the scary thing
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16:53.51TheBuldierHello
16:54.20OluapWorkerSanto - u were aborted          Nu - seems bout rite
16:55.31XhoAs far as I can tell now, Santorakh is the only Xhodocto to talk normally
16:55.44XhoAll of the others talk in a mantra whilst Santorakh speaks in full sentences
16:56.04ImperiosHachi_: Could the Euraspact have had a conflict or two wit the YSE
16:56.20OluapWorkerSantorakh - u dun want to see me talkin in mantras
16:56.32Cyrannianhttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Top_10_list:September_2013:_Featured_Captains_Poll
16:56.33Hachi_I imagine they could have yeah
16:57.04CyrannianFeatured stories?
16:57.20OluapWorkerGardin is my character u cow
16:57.37OluapWorkerFeatured captains is all about Oluap this month
16:57.43MonetStar Dragons :) (I have a picture saved)
16:57.51OluapWorkerYeah Star Dragons is gud
16:57.59Xhomah month b december
16:58.05Xhoall of u go dai dat month plz
16:58.20OluapWorkeru dai cus hivemind
16:58.22MonetFunny because that's the time when most people do die
16:58.33OluapWorkerNow lemme see featured stories
16:59.18OluapWorkerDon't got anymore suggestions
16:59.37CyrannianIn that case, I'll nominate Year Three of the Dark Times.
17:00.20MonetWhat about Florabound?
17:00.32OluapWorkerNo picture
17:02.50Xho"It needs something to balance the fact you just created a second Hell right next door." - Carmetego                    "Think of it as a real estate opportunity!" - Santorakh
17:03.33CyrannianI'll also nominate Epidemics, Politics and Despair
17:03.55OluapWorkerSantorakh sells Heaven to Carmetego, who completely rebuilds it
17:04.02OluapWorkerAngazhar - u dun goffd
17:04.05Cyrannianhttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Top_10_list:September_2013:_Featured_Story_Poll
17:04.09OluapWorkergoofd even
17:04.11CyrannianFeatured creatures?
17:04.23OluapWorkerHmm
17:05.11OluapWorkerLotG's dogs
17:05.13OluapWorkerHow are they called now
17:05.22MonetKoda?
17:05.23Hachi_Caltaunoi
17:05.30OluapWorkerYeah those
17:05.31OluapWorkerCaltaunoi
17:05.33MonetOh yeah
17:05.46OluapWorkerKodas are more like gorillas than dogs hur
17:06.14MonetMore liek a corss between a gorilla and a Komodo Dragon.
17:06.18Monetcross*
17:06.50XhoSantorakh - eet ur soop
17:07.21OluapWorkerNow I'm stuck with the thought of Santo singing to Volim
17:07.35OluapWorkerSanto - u wanna c me do the Miley Cyrus move              Volim - NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
17:08.17CyrannianI vote for the Cephalodians by Wormy and the Salsetthe by the Randomness.
17:08.22MonetHere's a wierd thing. The wiki's antho cats are violent and rape-crazy while the wiki's dogs are stoic and disciplined..
17:08.53OluapWorkerAnd the wiki's rats don't actually eat cheese
17:09.01XhoOh god, Santorakh troll moment - Sells Heaven to Carmetego --> Carmetego rebuilds it --> Santorakh destroys it again seconds after
17:09.24MonetOur cats dogs and rats are wierd.
17:09.25OluapWorkerCarmetego - meh
17:09.37MonetThe Artharons don't even piss everywhere.
17:09.45OluapWorkerOr do they
17:09.47OluapWorkerDun dun DUUUUN
17:09.48Imperios...shit.
17:09.49Xhono
17:09.58OluapWorker~slap Xho
17:09.58infobotACTION slaps Xho, keep your grubby fingers to yourself!
17:10.07Xho~massacre OluapPlayer
17:10.07infobotACTION sets seeds of discontent and difference among the OluapPlayer; years later two factions have formed; history will take its course
17:10.14Xhowat
17:10.21Xhofien wateva
17:10.21OluapWorkerWell I never
17:10.38Xho~assassinate OluapPlayer
17:10.46Xhoinfobot y u no hav assassinate command
17:10.57OluapWorkerTwo factions, the Oluaps and the Players, battling for dominance over the Gardev-[censored]
17:11.10OluapWorker~eat Xho
17:11.10infobotACTION slurps up all the Xho available
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17:11.13OluapWorkeri win
17:11.24MonetWait, if Hsereli have diktongues, does that mean they pee from their mouths?
17:11.31Imperiosmy fucking god
17:11.32ImperiosDemonic
17:11.35ImperiosFUCKING DMEONIC
17:11.37OluapWorkerew
17:11.39ImperiosDEMONIC
17:12.18OluapWorkerVansenk spits on Kilchárunya
17:12.26OluapWorkerVansenk - YES SWEET LEMONADE
17:12.47Monetspit is black
17:13.01MonetWell Kroot regurgitate their young.
17:13.01OluapWorkerHserelie lemons are black now
17:13.01XhoKilchárunya - fuk dis im goin bak to nu
17:13.03OluapWorkerfuk ur shit
17:13.33OluapWorkerDie from Nu or die from eternal indigestion
17:13.45XhoHm
17:13.48XhoI'd rather die from Nu
17:14.07OluapWorkerNu - it b a plesur
17:14.24XhoNu would probably one-hit-kill Kilchárunya if he got it right
17:14.32OluapWorkerVansenk spits on Nu
17:14.34OluapWorkerUniverse implodes
17:14.42Monethttp://images.wikia.com/spore/images/5/5e/TyrazUrielThroneMeeting.png we could use this pic if Star Dragons win, but I might make another one that's more plot-appropriate
17:14.50XhoNu - YOUR PISS ONLY MAKES MY ESSENCE MORE POWERFUL *zap*
17:15.05OluapWorkerUriel - funi cus im ded now        Tyraz - ;A;
17:15.30XhoStill needs Tyraz in Tantum
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17:15.43OluapWorkerI just noticed that Tyraz model is different
17:16.31XhoOh great now I'm imagining Santorakh with a strong Irish accent
17:16.55OluapWorkerSantorakh - I'm lookin' for me lucky charms
17:17.03XhoSantorakh - HAPPY 17TH MARCH *zap*
17:17.38MonetImperios: In the first chapter it's revealed Tyraz is a good deal taller since he reached COntrolled Demon state
17:17.57Imperioswow
17:18.10OluapWorkerI think you meant to ping me
17:18.25MonetOh yeah
17:18.32OluapWorkerhur
17:18.34ImperiosWhat does an Irish accent sound like
17:18.38ImperiosJust curious
17:18.45XhoHm
17:19.05Xhohttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGdrwN89_kY Like this
17:19.07XhoSorta
17:19.10XhoIt's not a proper one
17:19.12MonetHe's also much taller than 1000 year old Uriel because Uriel was undergoing old age.
17:19.36OluapWorkerNew member for Tantum team: Gardin
17:20.06MonetCorteus - Fuk not another kiddie
17:20.15OluapWorkerGardin - :3333
17:20.25XhoNu - D:
17:20.28CyrannianI haven't heard anyone who has an accent like Sheogorath.
17:20.36MonetCorteus - I aint running a daycare programme!
17:21.04XhoIt's a good accent though
17:21.06XhoWish I had that
17:21.43OluapWorkerHachi, Gardin and Kez
17:22.10OluapWorkerDominion sues Onuris team for using child work
17:23.32TheBuldierCyrannian: There is a sort of earth-divition timeline?
17:24.37CyrannianNot that I know of.
17:24.40MonetFInalyl got that KSP 3D printer module working. Turns out there was an issue with the coding of the part
17:24.53TheBuldierRight
17:25.37Cyrannianhttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Top_10_list:September_2013:_Featured_Creatures_Poll
17:25.50MonetSo now I can build spehss sheeps without needing supplies from Kerbin.
17:28.04MonetCrap I missed a great shot.
17:28.54MonetThe sun shining between a parting Mun and Kerbin
17:29.24Monetparting between*
17:29.42CyrannianImperios: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdc7vIlTsQc - And this girl has an accent similar to mine.
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17:31.17MonetDamn that scene would have made a great desktop background
17:35.34AngrybirdsThere were are! The new logo of the French Starfleet: http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/File:Flotte_Francaise.png
17:35.54Hachi_http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Yamato_Stellar_Empire How does this look?
17:36.02Hachi_Like, so far
17:38.42ImperiosNeat1
17:40.16Hachi_I hope I made it sound realistic somewhat
17:40.39OluapWorkeris rly gud space weeboos hur
17:42.52ImperiosMah spess Russians will be cooler
17:42.58Hachi_nop
17:43.26ImperiosHachi_: There should be a colony called "New Nanking"
17:43.35ImperiosFor the YSE to rape hur
17:43.39Hachi_ech
17:43.56ImperiosOr just slaughter
17:44.01ImperiosFor the East Asian Coalition, I mean
17:44.31Hachi_So the YSE and EAC are enemies then?
17:45.01ImperiosEither enemies or just dislike each other
17:45.18Hachi_Makes sense
17:45.25Hachi_The YSE doesn't like a lot of people hur
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17:55.16GhelHello.
17:55.47ImperiosGhel: Could Earth suffer from a global warming in SporeWiki at one point?
17:55.52GhelYes.
17:56.07OluapWorkerIt already is hur
17:56.11GhelI imagine most Pacific islands were flooded by the 23rd century, if not earlier.
17:56.13ImperiosI put it in late 21st century, is it okay?
17:56.17GhelYes.
17:56.41ImperiosI really hate my homeland, hur
17:57.26ImperiosI am writing Euraspact's history right now, and so far I have described Russia collapsing and my home city sinking,
17:57.34GhelToday, I've extended [[Fiction:The Tree of Life/1]] (and started on the second chapter, too).
17:57.34morgothBotPyGhel meant: http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:The_Tree_of_Life/1
18:05.37XhoHachi_: Is Yamato a last name or is it a word in Japanese
18:06.00XhoWait last name
18:06.02XhoForget I asked
18:06.05Hachi_hur
18:07.07ImperiosIt's a word
18:07.19Hachi_It's both
18:07.34Imperios"Yamato" for Japan is like "Albion" for the UK
18:07.36ImperiosAn archaic name
18:07.53XhoWell 'Yamato Steller Empire' in Japanese is 大和宇宙帝国
18:08.00Xho*Stellar
18:08.07Hachi_brb shower
18:08.15Hachi_AwayOr rather
18:08.16Hachi_AwayShowa
18:08.21Xhoi c
18:09.34XhoYamato Uchū Teikoku
18:11.52XhoI bored nao
18:11.58OluapWorkeru fuk
18:12.00OluapWorkergo write paegs
18:12.04Xholiek wat
18:12.28Xhoxactly shup
18:13.25OluapWorkerspudocto supaconstructs
18:13.31CyrannianI'm also bored.
18:14.03OluapWorkerhttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Captain:Erureidan have a new paeg
18:14.19Xhopage not ful
18:14.21Xhonot hapi
18:14.23Xhogo fil
18:14.34XhoOh wait it refreshed
18:14.36Xhoi hapi nao
18:14.45OluapWorkerstoopid
18:18.55ImperiosWait
18:19.19ImperiosOluapWorker: Wow, the description of the character is quite detailed
18:19.49OluapWorkerHachi wrote the Personality and Abilities sections
18:20.18ImperiosAh
18:22.03Cyrannianhttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Top_10_list:September_2013:_Featured_Fictions_Poll - Can someone break this tie?
18:23.56Xhonoh
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18:26.58CyrannianThe winners this month: Theian Technocracy, Shu'ytrogarva, Dark Times/Year Three and the Cephalodians.
18:27.55OluapWorkeryey i win one
18:28.45ImperiosNyan
18:39.21Xhohttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/User:Xho/Random_Things dere reed da second sekshun
18:40.58Monethttp://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/902132806338587476/8D6E2EB7016F56587A287FF8CD893C16040FE445/ mah station
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18:42.13TekDroidHi
18:43.43XhoIt kind of makes Kithworto appear more evil than I have done
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18:44.53OluapWorkerAs written by Santorakh
18:45.19XhoI should do that
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18:45.23XhoIt would make no sense whatsoever though
18:45.27OluapWorkerhur
18:45.48OluapWorker"He's this big lizard fag who thinks he owns the place. Considering making him Volim's roommate."
18:45.51OluapWorkerdere
18:45.58Xhodat make sense
18:46.03Xhoy u make sense
18:46.10OluapWorkercus ebul
18:46.31XhoI don't know what character would have given him that description
18:46.49XhoI was thinking one of the Draconis characters
18:47.11OluapWorkerI'd imagine the Draconis making a far more negative description
18:47.33Xho"Evil." - Draconis
18:47.40OluapWorkerc
18:47.52XhoHm
18:47.56XhoPossibly Mu or Tau then
18:48.08OluapWorker"PS. fuck you my hand is dead"
18:48.34XhoKithworto - stahp complainin
18:49.09OluapWorkerSpeaking of Mu
18:49.24OluapWorkerhttp://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Characters/SporeWikiFictionUniverseBorealis I added him here yesterday
18:49.39XhoOdd cause I was about to look at this page
18:49.48OluapWorkerhiev mund
18:49.57MonetConsidering waht he did in the second house war, i'd say the Aknatazán household recieve a noticeable deal of respect from House Ultanos.
18:50.14MonetAlong with several other houses
18:50.36XhoKithworto - dat gud
18:51.09XhoWhy do I imagine members of the Aknatazán household just sending messages to House Ultanos saying "Screw Khaxvis" for the past 55,000 years
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18:51.47OluapWorkerKithworto - screw khax-          Uriel - YES I GOT THE FIRST MILLION TIMES YOU SAID IT.                   Kithworto -...screw khax-            Uriel - UUUUUGH
18:51.56XhoSpeaking of Aknatazán I'm not quite sure who the current head of the household is
18:52.23XhoIt isn't Kithworto because Kithworto isn't the oldest member of his generation + the previous generation is still allive
18:52.25Xho*alive
18:52.38XhoQuite possibly Kithworto's uncle
18:52.45OluapWorkerKithworto - oho uncle look at me nao
18:53.37XhoAlthough his uncle would be quite old
18:53.53Xho240 ish
18:54.19OluapWorkerUncleworto - bak in my day we didnt hav dis op god stoof
18:54.21MonetDraconis - That's not old.
18:54.25XhoIs the most powerful Kicath alive politically but that would be old for a Kicath
18:54.46XhoThat is disregarding enhancements though
18:54.59XhoKicath medical tech would double or triple average lifespans
18:55.17OluapWorkerSurgeon = NiiN
18:55.24Xhogeezush
18:55.56XhoBy those standards most Kicath could potentially live until 1000
18:56.12OluapWorkerDracogonarious - oho u need enhancements to get dat old
18:56.30XhoAlthough 700,000 odd years ago that was the natural case for Kicath
18:56.53XhoYou'd think being a demigod species they would live for around 2000 years
18:57.16XhoI've given them enough benefits so I won't retcon their lifespan to 2000
18:57.27OluapWorkerXi'Arazulha - alive is bad so u die young nao
18:57.36XhoIf I did I would have to retcon all of the current Kicath ages
18:58.06XhoIf that was the case Kilchárunya's age would go from 32 to 200
18:58.25OluapWorkerHachi - wuld still put wiener
18:58.35XhoKithworto would be around 420
18:58.42MonetJust because they have god-genes doesn't mean they should be long-lived.
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18:58.54Hachi_Hai
18:59.02OluapWorkerreturn of the dum
18:59.03Hachi_OluapWorker: The Erureidan page looks neat
18:59.05MonetHi
18:59.05OluapWorkervher is Blu
18:59.09OluapWorkertank u
18:59.11Hachi_Still writin
18:59.12OluapWorkernow vher is Blu
18:59.23ImperiosHi
18:59.24XhoAgent Alpha would be almost 1,000
18:59.25MonetYou have to remember metabolism and how good their bodies are at repairing themselves.
18:59.50ImperiosI have just realised
18:59.51MonetA faster metabolism can result in a shorter lifespan.
19:00.07XhoBut for the most part medical technology can explain tripled lifespans
19:00.15ImperiosRadeons were supposed to have really long lifespans but by SporeWiki standards their lifespan is actually mediocre
19:00.16XhoTier 2 win
19:00.33OluapWorkerFits the Niaka having the shortest lifespans in the Borealis Galaxy
19:00.38MonetOne key factor in lifespans is the length of a species' telomeres.
19:00.46OluapWorkerSince they're rabid little bugs
19:01.18XhoSo
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19:01.30Hachi_Zazane can live for a few centuries but rarely get past 100
19:01.30XhoNiaka dies -> Kicath becomes around 17 in human years
19:01.31Hachi_They usually get killed before they do
19:01.37OluapWorkerhur
19:01.52MonetLonger or more rapidly-restored telomeres (which go on the ends of chromosomes) = more time before the chromosome degrades.
19:02.12MonetIn humands that degredation point is whe nthe body is about 50 years old.
19:03.00OluapWorkerZazane lives 99 years then Kez kills him a day before his 100th birthday
19:03.26OluapWorker*Tyraz
19:03.32MonetI've mentioned before that Draconis have medical technology that can repair the telomeres. It's possible that's what Uriels' throne does to a nextent
19:03.52XhoKicath - *steal* win
19:04.00Xhoj/k Kicath are advanced enough to do that themselves
19:04.02MonetThere is...one problem though
19:04.09MonetCancer
19:04.15OluapWorkerMu - shit
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19:04.35XhoBut wouldn't they be able to cure cancer at a species that are 200,000 years odd ahead of us
19:04.49XhoOr in the Kicath case 175,000
19:04.51MonetMost-likely.
19:04.55Hachi_Cancer doesn't kill Zazane
19:04.56Hachi_It's like a flue for them
19:05.00Hachi_flu*
19:05.21MonetCancer celsl are biologially immortal.
19:05.32XhoZí-Jittorám are sentient cancers
19:05.45MonetEw
19:05.53XhoHeck makes sense since they're among the most numerous species in the Gigaquadrant
19:06.09MonetRemember tumors are parasitic in nature
19:06.37XhoZí-Jittorám - y u think our planet is liek dat
19:06.57OluapWorkerPCA - orbital bombardment nao
19:07.01MonetFuck I just had a mental picture of a ZJ undergoing mitosis
19:07.10OluapWorkerOh god
19:07.14MonetMY BRAIN!
19:07.20OluapWorkerPCA - kithworto explode galaxy pls
19:07.25XhoZJ - THE BAAAAAAAAAAAAAW CANNOT BE CONTAINED
19:07.33OluapWorkerSpeaking of which
19:07.39Xho"When Larnus goes to recruit Kithworto for the mission to find the Mechovirus cure, he interrupts a card game Kithworto is playing in a bar. Other Kicath aren't happy he's quitting early going as far as to throw a punch at him only for Kithworto himself to punch the angry gambler so hard he ends up embedded into a rear wall."
19:07.45XhoHeh I remember that
19:07.55OluapWorkerXho: Are we still doing that thing with the PCA taking ZJ babies to re-educate them?
19:08.01XhoCould do
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19:08.06XhoWould be nice to have a normal ZJ
19:08.07Hachi_Taking tadpoles to school
19:08.11OluapWorkerPCA - chi go do that
19:08.29XhoChi - KILL ALL OF THE ZOLES       ZJ - k            PCA - FUK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
19:08.36Xhoidea not gud
19:08.45OluapWorkerGardin gets a ZJ tadpole friend
19:08.58MonetPCA teacher - You see kids when a mummy ZJ and a daddy ZJ love each other very very much, one ZJ eats the other and sweats tadpoles.
19:09.05Hachi_olol
19:09.09XhoA good Zí-Jittorám is a brain screw
19:09.17XhoConsidering they're all inherently berserk
19:09.40MonetJUst genetically engineer one ot be not batshit violent
19:09.42Hachi_Mahanaya Borealis States should absorb the re-educated ZJs as an example
19:09.47Hachi_Mahanayan*
19:09.51OluapWorkerThere's that
19:10.04OluapWorkerThe genetic modification that is
19:10.11MonetMahanayans - Oh boy, salad!
19:10.17XhoMahanayan - even when we're gud we're still above u
19:10.45OluapWorkerIn the future
19:10.46OluapWorkerZí-Jittorám Agents
19:11.05XhoNu - well fuk dat
19:11.09OluapWorkerJunction - screw this we're out of here
19:11.09MonetOh fuck no
19:11.27XhoZí-Jittorám Agent V
19:11.34XhoThat's verging on Kithworto-only
19:11.35OluapWorkerAngazhar - gib
19:11.52XhoNu as an Agent V
19:12.03XhoUses his dispersion abilities to scare Hachi half way to death
19:12.12OluapWorkerHow long to Zí-Jittorám take to grow up?
19:12.15OluapWorkerdo*
19:12.17XhoNot long
19:12.27XhoLemme see mah page
19:12.33Xho[[Creature:Zí-Jittorám]]
19:12.33morgothBotPyXho meant: http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Creature:Zí-Jittorám
19:12.58XhoTo be fully grown, probably 7 - 10 years
19:13.11OluapWorkerdat fast
19:13.16XhoThen into the Adult Phase is around 20,000 years old
19:13.28OluapWorkerHmm
19:13.40OluapWorkerMaybe we can use this to introduce your Kicath Penumbran
19:13.58OluapWorkerHis first mission: get Zí-Jittorám babies
19:14.03OluapWorkerCouncil- hoh
19:14.05MonetI know why they'r ebatshit berserk now; they all have the mentality of babies save for the oldest ones
19:14.14XhoKitanúniama - hey guise wats dis ZJ KIDS OH FUK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
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19:14.36XhoThe only clever Zí-Jittorám that has been encountered in fiction was around 13,000 years old
19:14.47XhoSkhánaróton was an exception
19:14.55OluapWorkerIt's like a whole species of Nus except they're half-planet
19:14.57OluapWorkerplant*
19:15.03Monet27000 years is one fuckingl ong maturity rate
19:15.05TheBuldierHello
19:15.14XhoWell Zí-Jittorám are biologically immortal
19:15.20OluapWorkerHalf-planet anything sounds terrifying
19:15.31MonetHalf PLanet Asgord :)
19:15.37OluapWorkergeezush wat
19:15.47OluapWorkerPlanet buster dat
19:15.48ImperiosSo basically ZJs are all teens
19:16.06XhoUsually between 50,000 to 1,000,000 years of age their body begins a biogenesis like process where they recycle themselves into more Zí-Jittorám
19:16.19OluapWorkerZí-Jittorám - I AM MELTING
19:16.20XhoThose who don't enter that stage live forever and become epic-sized Zí-Jittorám
19:16.40XhoSo there might be a 50 million year old one somewhere
19:16.44MonetWouldn't gravity crush even their bodies at some point?
19:16.54XhoEventually
19:17.08Hachi_I imagine their mobility would be limited
19:17.18XhoThose who live on Afiloxenos would be much shorter lived than those who aren't
19:17.34OluapWorkerUnless it's living in a planet with lower gravity
19:17.37Hachi_A whole forest of 50 million year old ZJs that can't move
19:17.39OluapWorkerZí-Jittorám on Macronormus
19:17.47OluapWorkercalls Mikmik his "cousins"
19:17.56XhoZí-Jittorám - FUCK YOUR SHIT BRUKAR COLOSSUS I RULE THIS PLACE NAO
19:17.58MonetThing is, here on Earth "death by old age" was unheard of until humans started farming.
19:18.35XhoBut by 50 million years old yeah Zí-Jittorám would have entered a stage of evolution where they're not very mobile at all
19:18.59XhoThey probably don't appear to look like a Zí-Jittorám either if their body didn't degrade
19:19.03OluapWorkerZí-Jittorám - get your tree fort out of my back
19:19.11XhoIt would have evolved into a state beyond what they look like normally
19:19.17Monethttp://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110217171039/fallout/images/e/e0/Harold.jpg ancient ZJ
19:19.57OluapWorkerI'm surprised there was never any Zí-Jittorám and Alvino interaction. Since they're both half-plant things who kill people. Or at least the past Alvino were
19:20.04XhoThat's sorta scary come to think of it
19:20.06XhoImagine
19:20.08OluapWorkerCurrent Alvino are half-plant things who hug people
19:20.16XhoAll life on Afiloxenos is the same species with diverse evoloution paths
19:20.20Xho*evolution
19:20.25ImperiosKroot style?
19:20.37Hachi_I think that's a smart idea
19:20.49XhoAlthough the idea of a 50 million year old Zí-Jittorám hyper epic is sort of scary in itself
19:20.50ImperiosXho: ...so a Zi-jittoram can interbreed with animals and trees that come from its own planet?
19:21.02OluapWorkerAfiloxenos - I AM A ZÍ-JITTORÁM
19:21.04ImperiosThat's what "species" means biologically
19:21.16XhoI mean all life on Afiloxenos are Zí-Jittorám
19:21.16ImperiosI assume you meant "genus" or something
19:21.36XhoOr were at one point
19:21.49OluapWorkerSankáryn - fuk dis gay earth
19:22.02XhoI could imagine those who have lived for hundreds of millions of years have evolved into a state where they're producing life by themselves
19:22.19OluapWorkerSantorakh's garden
19:22.29Xhoi.e. evolved into an entire biome
19:23.03XhoSomething else also could be that there is an evolutionary state like the Gravemind in Halo
19:23.11XhoIt becomes a collective unison of Zí-Jittorám in one being
19:23.46XhoThank whatever Sporewiki god that these things haven't been seen outside of Borealis worlds
19:24.14XhoSo basically every Zí-Jittorám is potentially a hyper epic doom monster
19:24.25OluapWorkerVolim - hoh cannon fodder
19:24.38XhoSantorakh - shup u mah audience *sing*
19:25.00XhoAfiloxenos is probably a living planet come to think of it
19:25.12XhoA massive underground network that is one living being
19:25.33XhoAt that stage it becomes a semi-cosmic entity
19:26.06OluapWorkerSo, this section
19:26.08OluapWorkergotta plan dis
19:26.57XhoThose revelations
19:27.05XhoMore scary than Hachi's porn stash
19:27.10OluapWorkerhur
19:27.25OluapWorkergo expand on Afiloxenos paeg
19:27.32Hachi_That planet is Hachi's porn stash
19:27.38OluapWorkerGEEZUSH
19:28.01XhoNu - #nope
19:28.30OluapWorkerPut Nu on Afiloxenos
19:28.38Hachi_Makes me wonder what the Kicath equivalent of porn is like
19:28.45OluapWorkery u wonder dis
19:29.03XhoThere probably isn't a viable equivalnet
19:29.05Xho*equivalent
19:29.11Hachi_Well, they're supposed to have one mate iirc
19:29.12Hachi_But that doesn't mean they can't fantasize
19:29.26XhoConsidering the idea of 'playing the field' in Kicath psychology is slutty to the point of homicide
19:29.44XhoHachi is an anomaly in Kicath culture
19:30.09OluapWorkerKicath - ROVEGAR ARE WORST THAN HITRU
19:30.17OluapWorkerWORSE*
19:30.52Hachi_Hachi offers himself as soul food for Rovegar -> Not hungry
19:30.57OluapWorkerolol
19:31.06Xhooho
19:31.09OluapWorkerKilchárunya with Gardin on puberty
19:31.11OluapWorkerNot gonna be good
19:31.28XhoGardin - HE'S NICE      Kilchárunya - AIRLOCK
19:31.37OluapWorkerArkarixus - yeh
19:31.52Hachi_Gardin - So there's this rabbit guy...     Kilcharunya - LOBOTOMY
19:31.59Xhoolol
19:32.02OluapWorkerohoho
19:32.15XhoKilchárunya can't say much though
19:32.24XhoShe is somewhat outcast for not staying with Nu
19:32.39XhoAlthough it is mainly unknown to everyone
19:32.50OluapWorkerNu - marry me othurwise i'll make u eat ur own tail
19:33.07XhoKilchárunya - y u think i got giant metal club at the end of mah tail u dum
19:33.42OluapWorkerNow I'm imagining Nu trying to read a poem
19:34.04Xho"Roses are shit, Violets are shit, you're shit"
19:34.24XhoI dunno how Kicathian poetry goes down
19:34.30XhoNot rhythmically that's for sure
19:34.41XhoRhyming Kicath poetry = intergalactic literary genius
19:34.46OluapWorkerNu - Roses are red, violets are red, blood is red, Mu is a faggot.
19:34.51XhoMu - ;A;
19:35.37XhoIt's possible that Kicath confuse Mu and Nu as well
19:35.43XhoTheir names in Kicathian are also similar
19:36.06XhoAlthough they're designated by numbers so unlikely
19:36.06OluapWorkerMu - i dunt c a ded hand in u               Nu - *breaks own hand* dere
19:36.46OluapWorkerNow there's two things to do in the Ice Age
19:37.01OluapWorkerZí-Jittorám thing and one thing Hachi wants to do
19:37.05XhoThree if you count my one as well
19:37.10OluapWorkerOh yeah that hur
19:37.20XhoSuper Duper Ultra Bitch Mode
19:37.44Hachi_Gardin - :3 <3      Kilcharunya - WILL YOU FUCKING STOP
19:37.52OluapWorkerAlmost hivemind right there, I was typing "Yours is supa dupa sekrit" before I stopped
19:38.18Xhoheh
19:38.38Hachi_I love what happened yesterday when Xho's mum called him Spu
19:38.45Hachi_I cried
19:39.00XhoI cried as well
19:39.17XhoAnyway I have two characters that I want to introduce
19:39.25XhoOne is Maktanshatin and the other is supa dupa sekrit
19:39.33XhoWell not that secret
19:39.34XhoHe's a Kicath
19:39.37OluapWorkerAnd Kicath Penumbran mann
19:39.44XhoAnd yeah him
19:39.50OluapWorkerMaktanshatin - son wtf
19:39.57XhoKithworto/Kitoruka - lol
19:40.12XhoMaktanshatin is probably the worst father ever
19:40.20Hachi_I wanna see the mummy hur
19:40.26XhoMaktanshata
19:40.27Xhongh
19:40.33Xhocba to make female Xi'Arazulha
19:40.37Hachi_Maktanshata brick
19:40.47OluapWorkerhttp://thriftyninja.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/khadfield_halloween_mummy.png dere
19:40.49Xhour a brick
19:41.16XhoThe Kicath character is an assassin of sorts
19:41.52XhoContract killer is probably a better word
19:41.59Hachi_maek naxridon chars fer fuk sake
19:42.19Xhonoh dai
19:42.36OluapWorkerNaxridon Agent
19:42.37XhoAnyway I won't make this character a Naxridon cause it's super duper sekrit
19:42.55Hachi_I dunt see why you dunt maek Naxridon chars
19:42.56Hachi_They're with the Kicath, they can still be op hur
19:43.14XhoKicath - we're not op just Tier 2 - 1
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19:48.13OfficerJackalHello!
19:50.21OluapWorkerhttp://24.media.tumblr.com/395347354447ab42786dbe6723444d20/tumblr_mskx5v8RFc1qdlh1io1_400.gif have a banana
19:50.43OfficerJackalLol.
19:50.51OluapWorkerhttp://31.media.tumblr.com/ae13f0c67d44e39b1f03e51546a9e126/tumblr_msj20q60v91qdlh1io1_400.gif Troll
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19:55.03TheBuldierhttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Great_Empire_of_Sun_and_Sand GESS started
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19:56.12TheBuldierHi
19:56.31OfficerJackalTheBuilder: Looks good so far!
19:59.14TekDroidShould get some work on my nation too.
19:59.19TheBuldierThanks
20:01.21TheBuldierI want to make it's citizens something like plasma-based beings, but I think that alter so much the human biology is too far from the possible
20:01.40Xhohttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Captain:Kitmn%C3%A1rochoalt%C3%A1n%C3%BAn dere
20:01.59OluapWorkerfukin huge name
20:02.15OluapWorkerPlot twist, it's actually Incognito
20:02.22Xhoholy fuk y
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20:07.04TheBuldierThere is a way to create plasma-based life?
20:07.37XhoProbably not
20:07.41XhoI dunno I don't science
20:08.04Tek0516You're talking about living superheated matter.
20:08.53Tek0516I'm not really sure how viable that would be in the first place.
20:10.30XhoXhodocto - poof goes logic *zap*
20:12.58OluapWorkerLiving superheated matter
20:13.01OluapWorkerKoluap - ARISE MY MINIONS
20:14.06Tek0516The first problem with that is keeping the plasma warm enough in the first place.
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20:17.18OluapWorkerhuchumun
20:17.57TheBuldierBut Imperios has a living being composed by plasma!
20:18.11TheBuldierOr at least, they live on stars
20:18.53Tek0516Well that's justified, but in regular environments...
20:20.10TheBuldierI mean, is possible that an advanced being create these life in these enviroments (stars)
20:20.31TybusenShould I have POTATO's page use the full name for POTATO, or should it just be the acronym POTATO?
20:21.06Hachi_Use the acronym
20:22.12TybusenCould've set a record for longest page name on the wiki
20:23.21TheBuldierlol
20:30.07Xhohttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Captain:Kitmn%C3%A1rochoalt%C3%A1n%C3%BAn dere
20:31.45Hachi_"Kitmnárochoaltánún is an abnormally tall Kicath"
20:31.46Hachi_All Kicath seem to be abnormally tall
20:32.02XhoWell all of them are Agents
20:32.16XhoExcept Kilchárunya and Kitanúniama who are not and are average height
20:34.24OluapWorkerAdded a quote dere
20:34.38OluapWorkerAlso the Borealis link at the top of the page is borked
20:34.57Xhofixed
20:35.18WormyHi
20:35.36Xho“Assassins are a no-no around these parts, kid. You don't want me to show you why.”
20:35.39XhoAgents are assassins
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20:35.55OluapWorkerMu - we gud assassins thop
20:35.57OluapWorkertho*
20:36.00XhoYou could say freelance assassins
20:36.17OluapWorkerBy assassins he obviously means assassins not on their side
20:36.44TybusenThe double standard is strong with this one.
20:36.47Xhohur
20:36.53XhoAgents are kings of double standards
20:37.51OluapWorkerI forgot I had quotes in mind but I didn't add them
20:39.43OluapWorkerdere now I added everything
20:40.11Xho“Shoot to kill!” - Xerkea
20:40.22XhoKitmnárochoaltánún - noh dunt shoot me
20:40.31OluapWorkerXerkea - yeh i shoot u
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20:40.56Liquid_InkHowdy
20:42.59TybusenI'm thinking I might end up making the POTATO national anthem a hybrid of the Star Spangled Banner and O Canada
20:43.05TybusenIf that can even work
20:43.40Xhohttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Creature:Kicath#Known_Kicath All dem kicath
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20:44.16Liquid_Ink16?
20:44.17MonetHi
20:44.21Liquid_InkHello.
20:44.37XhoI count 15
20:45.01OluapWorkerlotsa kucuth
20:47.15XhoOh wait 16 yeah
20:48.42OluapWorkermaek him in spore nao
20:49.41Xhonoh
20:49.44Xholater
20:56.42Xhoded
20:59.05TybusenJust because nobody's using them and they're fairly close to POTATO, I might just claim Jamaica and Cuba for POTATO
20:59.42TybusenSpeak now or forever hold your peace
21:06.40TybusenHachi_: When would you say that Japan became the YSE?
21:07.28Hachi_Not entirely sure
21:08.18TybusenWould they have already been around by the mid 22nd century?
21:11.05Hachi_Not sure, I'll have to have a think
21:24.48Monethttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:The_Legacy/The_Star_Dragons#Boiling_Point continued by popular demand
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21:27.37Hachi_I feel sorry for those guys
21:27.45Hachi_Although their strength is impressive
21:28.40MonetEveryone's getting picked off.
21:29.26MonetAlso notice Serin's getitng the same visions as Teremva.
21:32.17Aeobbl
21:34.14MonetAny thought yets what these illusions may be or their purpose?
21:35.57Hachi_Hmm
21:41.15MonetFrom what we've seen they haven't been fully seen, they often appear as shadows and have three lights or iluminated patches on their upper regions that resembles a triange.
21:41.19Monettriangle*
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22:07.49TybusenI'm trying to decide what the best adjective for something related to POTATO is, for now I'm just continuing to use "American"
22:08.46Wormytaters
22:09.16Tek0516lol
22:15.17Tybusenwait
22:15.20TybusenI just remembered
22:15.30TybusenThe Jovar were created by the humans, correct?
22:15.39TybusenWhich humans created them now?
22:16.43WormyTo be honest, I think Humanity must have unified at some point, probably around the time Earth was abandoned and the Jovar were created.
22:17.02WormyA UN-like orginsation at the very least
22:17.23WormyWhich would be 26th century
22:18.21TybusenThe Jovar project could have been a cooperative UN project?
22:18.29MonetI think Cyrannian suggested that
22:23.35TybusenWormy: How do you think the Fjord League feels about POTATO?
22:25.09WormyI don't know, but me and Liquid think Northen Europe should be the most liberal state competing with Eurowaptor nation
22:25.17Wormy*Northern
22:25.48WormyI need to go, I'll let Liquid fill you in are our discussions of it
22:25.52TybusenI'm guessing they'll be on good terms seeing as they're both liberal-leaning and have had some bad blood with the Eurowaptors before
22:26.04WormyYeah
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22:26.36WormyThe South of the US tends to be more Republician right?
22:26.44TybusenYeah
22:26.52WormyMaybe I'll make Texas super right-wing Republicans
22:26.54TybusenThough Texas and three other Southern states kinda seceded
22:27.05TybusenSeems about right for Texas
22:27.28TybusenI'm gonna list the Fjord League as an ally of POTATO, if you're alright with that
22:27.36WormySo much so that they seceded :P
22:27.59WormyThats fine as long as no-one see's reason to object
22:28.06Wormybye
22:30.46Tybusenhttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:POTATO The page is done so far, feel free to check it out
22:31.38Tybusenand add quotes plz
22:33.14TybusenHachi_ Monet Angrydroid Tek0516 Needles_10: http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:POTATO plz see
22:35.18Hachi_Tybusen: YSE wasn't around during WW3
22:35.27Tybusenalright
22:35.27Hachi_It was still the State of Japan back then
22:35.31TybusenI'll replace it with Japan
22:37.03Hachi_I don't think it's the 24th century either considering that we're in the 2700s
22:37.31TybusenI know that
22:40.02TybusenFree french fries to whoever can catch the three references I made in the page
22:41.04MonetBrock from Pokemon?
22:41.20Hachi_Brock from Pokemon
22:41.30TybusenThat's one
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22:45.45MonetTalk/walk softly and carry a big stick; gah where have I head that before...was it said by JFK?
22:45.45Hachi_Marcus Antonia = Mark Anthony?
22:45.57Tek0516So am I correct that most major Earth empires will form in the late 21st century?
22:46.06TybusenDidn't expect you to get that one but yes that's one Hachi_
22:46.26TybusenMonet: That was essentially Teddy Roosevelt's foreign policy
22:46.48TybusenStill two more on the page other than those two
22:46.57Tybusenmaybe one because one of the two is especially sneaky
22:47.51Monet"John Harrison" where have I head that name before...
22:48.09TybusenYou're on to something Monet
22:48.50Tek0516I know where John Harrison is from.
22:49.03Hachi_Named after Harrison Ford who played John Book in Witness
22:49.12MonetI think that was the alias used by Khan in Star Trek: Into Darkness
22:49.15TybusenHachi_: Nope
22:49.18TybusenMonet: Bingo
22:49.33Tek0516I was right. :D
22:51.51Hachi_Wait a moment
22:52.04Hachi_Brock Obama can't exist
22:52.05Hachi_Barack doesn't have any sons to pass on the name
22:52.23Tek0516Who controls the moon?
22:52.44Tek0516Or is it divided?
22:52.49UnrealSkaarjthe guy who likes bananas
22:52.55UnrealSkaarjcorrect me if I'm wrong
22:53.01TybusenHachi_: ...adoption
22:53.14Hachi_Then it's not a descendant :P
22:54.12TybusenI'd assume he is a direct descendant from Obama though I could always say that he changed his name to get that free political boost by being associated with Obama
22:54.18Tek0516Or one of his daughters keeps the name and their child takes on the name
22:54.23Monet^
22:54.23Tybusen^
22:54.45TybusenThat's true, a woman doesn't always take the last name of their husband
22:55.07MonetIs it becoming mroe common this day and age?
22:55.25TybusenNot sure, but I know my own mom kept her family name
22:55.50Tek0516It doesn't necessarily have to be common, it just needs to be done by them.
22:56.02MonetI just encountered this gem in one of my Crysis 2 firefights
22:56.37MonetCELL soldier - Grenade out *throws grenade, doesn't go over the barricade he's behind* dammit *grenade explodes*
22:56.58Tybusen^ every time I play Demoman
22:57.01Tek0516Lol.
22:57.40MonetThe guy was a PMC soldier hired to fortify a building.
22:57.57TybusenThis essentially means that Brock Obama is a part white part black part Asian transhuman
22:58.22TybusenAll we need is to throw a Hispanic person in the mix and you have representation of the major racial groups of the United States
22:58.55TybusenWhich would make Brock a true everyman
23:02.20MonetI guess CELL doesn't hire PMC soldiers for their braines
23:04.04MonetStill, they got some nice toys
23:05.46Tek0516LOL. Price of individual games: $22.49   Bundle cost: $24.99 Really great deal. XD
23:10.37TybusenI'm still surprised none of you mentioned the "Space the final frontier" reference in the page quote
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23:12.28BNSCHello
23:12.44TybusenHola BNSC
23:12.48Tybusenhttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:POTATO c
23:12.53BNSCHey Tybusen, whats up?
23:13.02BNSCAwesome!
23:13.15TybusenI finished the history sections and the relations
23:13.46BNSC"Brock Obama", seriously?
23:13.56TybusenI couldn't resist
23:14.11TybusenIt's still a valid name, though
23:14.28BNSCSounds like the Pokemon refernence to Barack
23:14.59TybusenIt's a complete and shameless reference to that
23:15.10BNSCAnd "Europe licking their wounds"? Are they cats or something, lol
23:15.52TybusenThat's a term meaning "recovering from a war"
23:16.14BNSCI know, just asking.
23:17.36TybusenObviously they're cats
23:17.43Tybusenon the internet, no one knows you're a cat
23:17.44BNSCSo, I can see the distrust of the Japanese or Yamato.
23:17.51BNSCNO ONE!
23:17.56BNSCBRB.
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23:19.36HachiDroidhai
23:20.20Tybusenhai HachiDroid
23:20.39MonetSHame Brock Obama is now a reptillian
23:20.46Tybusenit's funny because Hachi actually is technically an android
23:21.04TybusenMonet: Or the Brock Obama impersonator is a reptilian
23:21.22MonetIf you want ot get pedantic
23:22.04HachiDroidHachi doesn't count as an android u dum
23:22.18Tybusenrobot arm
23:22.18HachiDroidHe's a cyborg
23:22.23TybusenAndroid.
23:23.14MonetI think Hachi's put Emperor Yalato in a unique position. He's an AI right? THat means he doesn't need a body like us.
23:23.20HachiDroidAndroids are just machines, Hachi is mainly organic
23:24.15MonetWhich means Yamato himself might not have bee nat the meeting where al lhuman republic leaders were replaced with reptillian infiltrators.
23:24.19HachiDroidMonet:, yep, he gave up his body so as to prevent his death
23:25.12TybusenHachiDroid: Goku would certainly think he's an android
23:25.19MonetHe could have had an android or a hologram at that meeting.
23:25.40HachiDroidGoku's a confirmed idiot though
23:26.10HachiDroidYamato probably uses holographic technology
23:27.06MonetAlthough to give them credit ,the Chitauri might have a contingency plan to keep the YSE under their thumb
23:27.59TybusenYamato's hologram was replaced with a hologram of a reptilian infiltrator
23:30.00HachiDroidThe YSE appears to be the largest threat posing against the Chitauri right now, although Yamato's insane and paranoid
23:31.16TybusenI feel like Yamato's going to end up being the Klingons to the Chitauri's Undine
23:31.38HachiDroidEh?
23:31.59TybusenSTO reference
23:32.02MonetStar Trek Online
23:32.28TybusenKlingons get paranoid when the learn the Undine have infiltrated every Alpha Sector government, declare war on everyone as a result
23:32.43HachiDroidWhat happened between the Undine and Klingons?
23:32.51HachiDroidAh
23:33.13MonetAN unfortunate catalyst ot the rpesent Klingon-Federation war
23:33.19Monetpresent*
23:34.50TybusenI bet Yamato knows a lot being an old AI and probably goes even more batshit insane when he figures out everyone's been infiltrated
23:35.27MonetYamato - I have no arries reft. So I wirr destroy everyone!
23:35.31HachiDroidThat or he just reacts indifferently cuz he doesn't trust anybody anyway
23:37.01TybusenYamato - I told them but they wouldn't listen to me! Now look, everyone's getting taken over by reptilian infiltrators! As emperor, I decree that it is now mandatory to wear tinfoil hats at all times.
23:37.20MonetWormy and I talked that there could be aminosity between the Draconis and the Chitauri.
23:37.28Monetanimosity*
23:38.47MonetAnd that the Draconis did cooperate with the Greys and Ashtar indefending the galaxy from them.
23:39.36HachiDroidI wonder if Hachi would get given a more advancd robotic arm from Develani if their relationship was canon - with extra fapping ability.
23:40.56UnrealSkaarjhttp://i.imgur.com/zovcteB.jpg relevant
23:41.01MonetCybertech nanoarm, Masterbation module can run optimally at 500fps
23:41.19TybusenI assume that stands for faps per second
23:41.23MonetYeah
23:41.45R17looooooool
23:41.50Tybusentweak it slightly and you get a better abbreviation.
23:41.56TybusenFaps Attempted Per Second
23:44.20Monethurr
23:45.16R17http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqXBrXvMIcE
23:45.51HachiDroidHachi and Develani meet for the first time - Hachi can't take his eyes off her breasts, Develani has dirty thoughts about that arm
23:46.10BNSCI'm back
23:46.34TybusenHachiDroid: The meeting of the two biggest perverts of the universe
23:46.54MonetBTW as some might have seen i'm retconning the sizes of THeians
23:47.19MonetAverage height for them now is between 1.5-1.7m.
23:47.23TybusenHachi - Size doesn't matter.
23:48.43BNSCOh my god, just read Hachi's comment.
23:49.25BNSCAlso, could I add POTATO to my fic box too?
23:50.00TybusenYeah
23:50.09BNSCCan I add my fic box to the page?
23:50.13TybusenYeah
23:50.19HachiDroidIf I wrote a porno bout it, it'd be the cutest sci-fi porno ever
23:50.31BNSCHow about you start Hachi?
23:50.51TybusenSomehow you take the two biggest perverts and make their respective shipping fic the cutest thing ever
23:50.52BNSCAlso, try to describe her dirty thoughts as much as possible.
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23:50.56TybusenThat's the power of the Internet
23:50.58OfficerJackalHello!
23:51.07TybusenGuten tag
23:51.09BNSCOfficer, welcome to the Internet!
23:51.23BNSCTybusen: I thought it was "Gutentag".
23:51.41HachiDroidMaybe tomorrow if Mon's fine with it hur
23:51.49TybusenAmerican schools have a tendency to teach kids how to use foreign words the completely incorrect way
23:51.57BNSClol
23:52.19BNSCGreat, in fiction Hachi, who would be the director?
23:52.20HachiDroidDunt tempt me cuz I will actually do that
23:52.35TybusenHe'll write it then make a picture of it
23:52.46BNSCI wonder, is there an Internet in the ficverse?
23:52.54TybusenThat would end up being SporeWiki's first non-canon Rule 34
23:52.58BNSClol
23:53.01MonetHere in the UK for example "Iraq" is usually pronounced "eer-raque"
23:53.08BNSCRule 34 of everything on the Internet.
23:53.17BNSCMonet! Hachi has to ask you something.
23:53.49MonetI saw that comment about a shipping fic with Hachi and Develani
23:53.53TybusenIran isn't a country, it's the first-person past tense of the verb "to run"
23:54.00BNSClol
23:54.45BNSCThat reminds me of a joke, how did I escape Iraq?
23:54.54TybusenYou didn't
23:54.58TybusenYou're actually still there
23:55.09BNSCNope, IRAN.
23:55.16Tybusenyou're just in a simulated version of your life, to fool you into thinking you escaped
23:55.30MonetBritish pronounce "I" as "ee" in centain contexts and "a" is often pronounced "ahh"
23:55.39HachiDroidNobody'sa ever seen my dirty works about the SWverse aside from that dirty Io pic
23:55.43BNSCMaybe you are too, maybe we are breaking the fourth wall, maybe we broke the laws of physics.
23:55.45TybusenIn fact, you're in an Iraqi prison, with Saddam Hussien watching your movements
23:56.16TybusenHachiDroid: So you're the one whose fulfilled Rule 34 for every possible pairing in the SWverse
23:56.25BNSCMaybe, I am right behind you, ready to blow you the fuck up
23:56.32R17MEDUSA
23:56.53BNSCWhat the fuc...?
23:57.08TybusenI imagine Hachi has UrielxTyraz drawings stuffed in his drawer
23:57.26R17that's umm... kawaii
23:57.32HachiDroidWell funnily enough
23:57.40R17Uriel - Tyraz, I...
23:57.57R17what about Medusa x Angazhar?
23:58.07BNSCLovebirds, hard to fuck.
23:58.35MonetHachiDroid: Weren't you going to draw a pic starring Tyraz and Urie lat some point?
23:58.57HachiDroidThere have been in-verse hints regarding a greater relationship than just friends
23:59.01TybusenUriel - Tyraz-sama, are you ready? | Tyraz - Uriel-chan, my Firesword is all warmed up. Now HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH
23:59.22HachiDroidAnd yeah I was, might attempt it this week
23:59.25BNSCEither fighting or fucking, probably both.
23:59.38MonetYay

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