IRC log for #sporewiki on 20130509

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00:03.50DrodoEmpireHello.
00:05.19DrodoEmpireSorry I left so suddenly last time, my sister wanted to Skype someone and I was apparently a little intensive on bandwidth :L
00:05.21Undead17Opel: LOOOOOOL
00:05.43DrodoEmpire"LOOOOOL"?
00:09.44DrodoEmpiretest
00:09.58Wormyhttp://media1.keepbusy.net/pics/pic-dump-463-4.jpg
00:10.02Wormyrefering to that
00:10.52DrodoEmpireThat's pretty funny.
00:14.23WormyWhen I browse yahoo I feel like I've entered the land of dumb
00:15.27DrodoEmpireSo a little like the majority of Facebook?
00:15.46Wormytrue
00:17.08Wormyhttp://yahooanswerswtf.tumblr.com/image/49766860242
00:17.57DrodoEmpireOh jeez
00:21.43Wormyhttp://yahooanswerswtf.tumblr.com/image/48686206834
00:25.46Wormyhttp://yahooanswerswtf.tumblr.com/image/48204114222
00:29.39DrodoEmpireHmm...
00:31.37DrodoEmpireI've been entertaining the idea for a fantasy Drodo for some time now. I have a few rough ideas/concepts. Thoughts?
00:35.17Wormysounds interesting
00:37.09Wormybye
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00:47.09Tek0516hi
00:47.53DrodoEmpireHello,
00:48.04Tek0516hey Drodo.
00:48.07AquiloFantasy drodo could be weapons smiths
00:48.25DrodoEmpireYeah, I actually had an idea for a sorta steampunk setup
00:48.33DrodoEmpirea small city-state of inventors
00:48.47DrodoEmpireOr something more like the Roman Empire
00:49.35Tek0516I need to make my fantasy empire soon.
00:49.50DrodoEmpireYou don't really "need" to make one. :L
00:50.02DrodoEmpireI'm just entertaining the idea
00:54.32OfficerJackal~test
00:54.32infobotACTION hunts officerjackal down and lays eggs in his digestive system
01:03.28DrodoEmpireYoutube's crashing all over the place D:
01:26.38DrodoEmpiretest
01:34.46OpelSpeedsterhttp://armorgames.com/play/13662 This is impossible
02:01.41OpelSpeedsterWell
02:03.14AquiloWell
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02:25.08R17#spore
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02:38.26OpelSpeedsterSeriously...
02:38.32OpelSpeedsterCan someone answer this question?
02:39.14OpelSpeedsterIs anyone else also unable to login into the Sporum?
02:44.12OpelSpeedsterhttp://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/list/180/79811.page Sometimes they come back
02:54.28AquiloRobert Oppenheimer, man who is often heralded as "the father of the atomic bomb" in an interview shortly after the detonation of the first nuclear device. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26YLehuMydo
02:55.06AquiloHe didn't live to see the hiroshima bombing, but it likely would have devastated him.
02:55.31Aquiloerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
02:55.35Aquiloslash that last thing I just said
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03:15.56Tek0516test
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03:19.01Tek0516hi
03:38.54OpelSpeedsterho
03:40.19Tek0516hi
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04:18.08Tek0516hi
04:18.56Tek0516so I'm not sure about what to say next for the RP, dark didn't bring up the next point.
04:21.43Tek0516One of the counter-intuitive balancings for DT in my Civ5 mod: it has a massive army.
04:22.29Tek0516Mass army = mass maintenance costs = massive debt = units get disbanded
04:27.21Tek0516Though I'm not sure if that's the best social set-up... what IS the state of DT's economy in-universe, anyway?
04:30.22AngrybirdsMore than bankrupt, so it works.
04:31.15Tek0516So their economy is entering the toilet?
04:40.30AngrybirdsIt's already in there.
04:40.56Tek0516So I have a rough military set-up for the playable faction mostly done.
04:40.57AngrybirdsIt was based almost exclusively on slaves. When the slaves escaped bondage, their entire infrastructure collapsed.
04:41.12Tek0516*toilet flushing sound*
04:41.32AngrybirdsWhich is why the FPC was able to win the Scorched Earth Campaign in the first place.
04:42.06Tek0516The whole revolting thing and a lack of entertainment infrastructure also caused me to give them VERY high unhappiness.
04:42.26AngrybirdsNah, don't do that.
04:42.37AngrybirdsOh, wait, actually do that.
04:42.50AngrybirdsThe slaves in Katar haven't been biodroned for plot reasons.
04:43.02AngrybirdsWhich reminds me, we still have to figure out why...
04:45.14Tek0516Basically the high unhappiness' main effects include rebels spawning. also stops them from getting a high population.
04:45.51Tek0516Though a -33% combat penalty forces me to reconsider...
04:51.59AngrybirdsThat would make a lot of sense.
04:53.09AngrybirdsMost of the Tyranny fleet is still out of commission because its recovering infrastructure can't provide for it.
04:57.01AngrybirdsWhich is one of the reasons its getting overpowered by a nation with the industrial capacity of the FPC.
04:58.30Tek0516Sounds pretty much like what it's going to be like in my game.
05:00.03Tek0516Honestly, I'm thinking I actually may need to buff DT at this point.
05:00.26Angrybirdslol.
05:00.32AngrybirdsOH.
05:02.10Tek0516The way it looks, DT is absolutely screwed. XD
05:02.14Tek0516*screwed
05:02.24AngrybirdsPMed you.
05:46.28Tek0516test
05:56.54Tek0516bye
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05:58.13Hachi_Hai
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06:20.58Sporeraptorhi
06:58.28Sporeraptor~seen ecoraptor
06:58.28infobotecoraptor <51523776@gateway/web/qwebirc/irc.wikia.com/ip.81.82.55.118> was last seen on IRC in channel #sporewiki, 7d 22h 31m 17s ago, saying: 'Hi'.
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07:28.21GD12hi
07:28.34GD12i look through the logs to see half of it is arguments
07:30.19Hachi_Jah quite unfortunate
07:39.10Sporeraptorhi
07:42.43GD12Aquilo : Long time no see
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08:02.48LawfulInsanehi
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08:09.41LawfulInsanehi
08:10.28HalopediamanHowdy.
08:14.19LawfulInsanelaunches bombs at everyone in this channel
08:19.36Sporeraptorthrows the bomb back
08:23.16LawfulInsanedeletes the bomb and shoots an arrow at Sporeraptor
08:23.57Sporeraptorturns into dust and the arrow misses
08:24.23AeoIs it Xeno's paradox or Zeno's paradox?
08:24.35LawfulInsanedestroys Sporeraptor and reduces him to pure chaos
08:24.38LawfulInsaneZeno's.
08:24.49Liquid_InkXenu!
08:25.09Sporeraptorsucks Liquid_Ink into his chaos , destroying him, too
08:26.11LawfulInsaneturns Sporeraptor into a mutant Sporeraptor-Liquid_Ink hybrid
08:27.02Sporeraptorhas confused the two because of the "L" and now turns on LawfulInsane
08:28.13VreenakIT'S A FAAAAAAAKE
08:29.04Sporeraptordestroys LawfulInsane sucking him into the mutant, too
08:29.04LawfulInsaneabsorbs himself into Sporeraptor and posesses him, turning on Aeo
08:29.39LawfulInsanedestroys the universe
08:29.44LawfulInsaneJoke.
08:29.50Sporeraptorrecreates the universe
08:29.52LawfulInsanedestroys Sporeraptor
08:30.11Sporeraptoracsends
08:30.22Sporeraptor*ascends
08:31.11LawfulInsanedescends Sporeraptor
08:31.43Sporeraptordestroys LawfulInsane and ascends again
08:32.06LawfulInsaneturns Sporeraptor into a Xhodocto
08:32.24Sporeraptoris a Xhodocto and destroys LawfulInsane
08:32.41LawfulInsanereforms and turns Sporeraptor into a Cute Xhodocto.
08:33.10Sporeraptoris a Cute Xhodocto and destroys LawfulInsane painfully
08:33.40LawfulInsanereforms and destroys Sporeraptor and his soul
08:34.21Sporeraptoris a soul-less, omnipotent beeing destroing LawfulInsane``s ability to reform
08:34.56LawfulInsanereforms his ability to reform and ascends
08:35.55Sporeraptordoesn``t carea bout the ascended LawfulInsane and destroys the universe
08:37.13LawfulInsanereforms the universe, with him under the service of the Eola'Nar
08:37.42Sporeraptordestryos the Eola'Nar and puts LawfulInsane under his service
08:38.11LawfulInsanerebels and ascends a new host of Isio'Nar
08:39.09LawfulInsaneuses his elemental powers to destroy Sporeraptor
08:39.49Sporeraptoris indestructable and turns into a Black Hole sucking LawfulInsane int himself
08:40.25LawfulInsanerips his skull out and throws it at Sporeraptor
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09:11.30JepardiHi
09:14.56Sporeraptorhi
09:21.22AdmiralPandahi
10:08.39SporeraptorI added a new part of http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Troodonid_Empires/Studies/Garden_of_Eyes
10:25.11AdmiralPandaIntriguing
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10:32.55Sporeraptorhi
10:33.01GD12Hi
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10:33.39AdmiralPandaHey Monet
10:33.43MonetHi.
10:33.44GD12hi
10:34.06Monet...Fuck me. I wake up this morning to find 20 DotA invites in my Steam inventory.
10:34.14Liquid_InkDon't you just hate it when you hate things?
10:34.17GD12hur
10:34.43Sporeraptorhi
10:36.37AdmiralPandalul
10:40.18AdmiralPandaWatching my first episode of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
10:40.27AdmiralPandathat is one cool looking space station
10:47.02Liquid_InkCardassian design.
10:50.10Monethttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Captain:Marcos_Ridgewood expanded a little more on history, personality and abilities.
10:50.46MonetIt's annoying I can't reveal why he became a wanderer or why he gets so irritable until the weekend.
10:59.49MonetRegarding Aeon's protest yesterday I dunno whether this guy can be considered good or evil.
11:03.00AdmiralPandaWhich protest is this? There's been a few
11:04.31Monet18:49.24AeonEveryone seems to be under the false impression that the fantasy universe is literally so morally complex that the concepts of good and evil are incoherent within it.
11:06.21AdmiralPandaAeon is the one under the false impression that reality is black and white
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11:20.02Sporeraptorhi
11:26.24AdmiralPandawell, so far my attempts to make a panda in spore have been less than successful
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11:32.23Sporeraptorhi
11:32.46OluapWorkerhey dino
11:32.51MonetHi dino.
11:35.14dino__hello
11:35.20dino__how are you all doing!
11:35.50OluapWorkerI'm good, not counting the cold
11:37.30AdmiralPandaCan someone briefly explain what's going on with Dax in DS9? I understand there's some sort of parasite involved, but idungeddit
11:38.02MonetIts more of a symbiote.
11:38.17AdmiralPandayou're right, my mistake
11:38.56MonetThe symbiont gains a body and a way to expolre the outside world while the host get access to its memories and the memories of all previous hosts.
11:41.05Monetit is also explored in a later DS9 episode that there is a Trill ritual where a friend may be temporarily taken over by the personality of a previous host of the simbiont so the current host can experience the person as they were in life.
11:41.13dino__@Oluap: Great to hear!
11:41.49AdmiralPandaI see
11:41.55Monetdino__: After you left last night I wrote up on a new fantasyverse character.
11:42.27dino__@monet: Oh?
11:42.38Monetdino__: http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Captain:Marcos_Ridgewood
11:43.31dino__oh go ing ot read it!
11:44.07MonetIIrc, Dax is the seventh host of a 600-year-old simbiont.
11:47.00MonetActually my mistake. jadzia's simbiont has had nine hosts and Idunno how old it is.
11:48.16AdmiralPandaI see
11:48.26Monet"married four times as a bride and twice as a groom"
11:49.09AdmiralPandaWell, I'm having my second crack at making a panda in spore
11:49.36AdmiralPandait's going about as well as a panda running: awkward, pointless and probably going to fall flat on its arse
11:49.42MonetI suppose the Trill see the simbiont process as a form of ascension: They gain the memoires of a select few from several generations and when they die their memories will be immortalised in the simbiont.
11:49.56Liquid_InkHello!
11:50.04MonetSame goes for their personality.
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11:55.38GD12hello peeps
11:55.42GD12~seen Tom|Away
11:55.42infobottom|away is currently on #sporewiki, last said: 'Most vexing...'.
11:56.14OluapWorkerhi
12:00.49dino__oh nice character!
12:00.54dino__hello GD
12:02.46Sporeraptorhi
12:03.02MonetThanks Dino :)
12:05.02MonetI think you might like this place dino http://images.wikia.com/spore/images/3/3c/SkyDraonoggrCity1.png
12:08.37AdmiralPandawell, I think that was my best attempt so far at making a panda in spore. I'll upload it shortly
12:09.45dino__Oh? Floating citeis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
12:10.03dino__Nice! Is it in Fantasy or the Gigaquadrant? Because that would be a place that he Rambo would love to go to holidays!
12:10.33MonetFantasy world sadly.
12:10.48AdmiralPandahttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/File:Koldenpanda_(1).png well, the fail is stronk, but it's doable
12:11.00AdmiralPandagotta say that is one of hte most complete outfits I've ever made
12:12.11Monetdino__: Dunno if you'd want to visit those islands for holidays. They're home to a race of draonoggr that are...kinda snobby to surface folk.
12:12.36AdmiralPandahttp://cheezburger.com/7427687424 um
12:12.40AdmiralPandawell
12:13.11dino__@Monet: OIh snobby? Thats to bad :
12:13.12dino__D
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12:23.09MonetThe draonoggr that built them hold an affinity with Source magic which they ofte nused in enchanting and lost a lot of their population during the War of the COlossi.
12:23.30MonetThere might be a couple of abandoned islands floating about.
12:24.39OluapWorkerhttp://www.pcgamesn.com/simcity/will-wright-thinks-simcity-s-launch-issues-were-inexcusable heh
12:31.47MonetThat reminds me: My brother told me this morning that Disney sold EA the rights to make Battlefield 3 and 1313.
12:32.06Monetbattlefront 3*
12:32.49R17"EA’s Frank Gibeau said that the company had learned lessons from a “challenging launch”, and promised that similar server issues “won’t happen again” with future releases. What sort of lessons do you think EA need to learn?"
12:32.57R17O rly
12:33.17OluapWorkerPay $14.99 to get the Didney Worl DLC
12:33.20MonetR17: How about "learn what makes a good game morons!"
12:33.29R17Eeyup
12:33.31R17or
12:33.41R17"Learn the lessons you never learn"
12:33.43R17sadly
12:33.47R17it's unlikely
12:33.51R17being the greedy bastards that they are
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12:34.23R17Hai
12:34.28OluapWorkerhi
12:35.18MonetMy brother belives that both Battlefront 3 and 1313 will require Origin and won't be purchaseable from Steam.
12:37.01ImpyDroidHello
12:40.39ImpyDroidOluapWorker: http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Creature:Klaxxa I've updated this page
12:40.47ImpyDroid*that
12:40.53OluapWorkerI've seen it
12:40.55OluapWorkerIt's gud
12:41.28OluapWorkerneeds moar Klaxxa-on-Sprak story
12:41.45ImpyDroidThou shalt quote first
12:42.13OluapWorkerniegh
12:43.39OluapWorkerdere
12:43.41OluapWorker3 quotes
12:43.55ImpyDroidI am pleased
12:46.08ImpyDroidI'm going to read some 19th century British literature for inspiration
12:47.54ImpyDroidI had a copy of Vanity Fair in the original somewhere
12:48.13ImpyDroidGot it in school for winning an English competitiom
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13:07.15camcarzhi
13:07.31R17hai
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13:24.27Imperiosbah
13:24.29ImperiosWhwere is Monet
13:24.31ImperiosWhewre is Hachi
13:24.33ImperiosGaaaaah
13:24.38ImperiosAnyway, hi
13:24.41OluapWorkerded and ded
13:27.14dino__hello Ïmperios
13:35.18camcarzHi Imperios
13:40.06dino__Ah I see at Yuoltube a small clip comign by from Littlefoot!
13:40.10dino__Anyone remember that old movie?
13:41.02ImperiosLittle Foot?
13:41.12ImperiosThe one about penguins, right?
13:41.52OluapWorkerThe Land Before Time?
13:41.54dino__no about he little dinosaurs, oh I meant the Land before time
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13:42.00OluapWorkerI was right
13:42.04OluapWorkerYeah I remember that movie
13:42.27AdmiralPandaThe penguins one was happy feet
13:42.36ImperiosLand Before Time?
13:42.47AdmiralPandaif only I could remember biology as well as I remember movies I've only watched once
13:42.50ImperiosLemme google for it, it might have had a different name in Russia
13:43.20ImperiosNah
13:43.24ImperiosNever watched it
13:46.04AdmiralPandaI'm heading off
13:56.18ImperiosThere's a guy on YouTube who called me a "primitive"
13:56.44ImperiosThe Kormacvar are infiltrating our planet hur
14:03.34OluapWorkerhur
14:12.55R17tset
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14:25.44TheBuilderHello
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14:55.32MonetHi.
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14:55.57Monethey camcarz, it's been a while since i've seen you here.
14:56.21camcarzhi
14:56.55XhoRight so how is everyone doing here
14:56.57OluapWorkerDragon and spu
14:57.07TheBuilderHi
14:57.14OluapWorkerI'm gud except there's an ice age going on outside hur
14:57.24Xhosounds gud
14:57.28XhoI like the cold hur
14:57.30XhoHow cold is it
14:57.50OluapWorkerI don't know about now, but it was 10ºC at 8:00am
14:58.02Xhohur
14:58.11XhoIt's about that here
14:58.15XhoWell I lie, 15 C
14:58.17OluapWorkerYou arrive right when I go nom. u dum
14:58.28OluapAwaygo code up rps grr
14:58.40TheBuilderI am doing The Collector page before you start with the new Fantasyverse arc
14:58.48Xhodunt wanna code up rps
14:59.06Xhohttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Xho/Fantasyverse_Story_Arc_-_Forgotten_Lands I suppose everyone has seen this right
14:59.39MonetYeah. I might have Marcos take part.
15:00.06XhoI'm gonna make a new character on that
15:00.10XhoAs well as a new race really
15:01.20MonetSummary of Marcos' life: Happy childhood, fought for the hand of marriage of his girldfriend, dad dies when he was 25, life went to shit recently.
15:01.53MonetI wanted to stay away from the TRAGIC PAST.
15:03.07ImperiosHi Monet
15:03.46ImperiosAnd Xho
15:04.27MonetAlso I wrote up a reason why his mum could be dead: she fell ill and ended up bed-ridden.
15:05.06ImperiosOuch
15:05.21ImperiosStill can't decide: Should I shift my attention to the Fantasyverse or finish Quendor's page?
15:05.25ImperiosYou know what?
15:05.28ImperiosI'll flip a coin
15:06.35ImperiosThe coin compels me to do fantasyverse stuff\
15:06.53ImperiosI am going to introduce a new character... there's a problem though
15:07.00ImperiosI feel he is too much of a Mary Sue
15:07.06ImperiosLemme make him in Spore
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15:07.52TheBuilderThe Collector basic poilcy: "If you give me the opportunity to get new items, good... if not I will sell you or add your head to my collection"
15:08.12TheBuilderAnyway he got new pieces to his collection
15:08.17MonetWho's The Collector?
15:08.19Xhodum internet for dropping me out
15:08.45TheBuilderA new Panssari guy that I am making
15:09.06TheBuilderFor Xho's new arc
15:09.08MonetFor a minute there I thought he was a Patron.
15:09.42XhoThe Shiarchon might join in on the fun as well for another motive I won't reveal
15:10.17TheBuilderIf I guess I say that is for Gladiitenebris
15:10.27XhoIt is related to that
15:10.29XhoBut no
15:10.32TheBuilderAnother piece of it
15:10.46TheBuilderAh, well it was a good try
15:10.47XhoYou're along the right lines but I won't say anything more
15:10.54XhoFor your sake, it is for a Gladiitenebris shard
15:11.46TheBuilderOk
15:12.03XhoThe character i'm going to develop is a Northeastern Deiwos being who's accustomed the batshittingly low temperatures in the Forgotten Lands
15:12.39XhoNot actually from the Forgotten Lands but close enough
15:13.05XhoIt's gonna be a fairly long journey I imagine
15:13.08Monetmarcos - I used to live in the north.
15:14.30TheBuilderThe Collector: The North was artifacts... these is all I need to know
15:15.10XhoYou're looking at around a 550 mile journey
15:15.33XhoKoldenwelt's main continent from east to west is around 6,100 miles I think
15:16.11TheBuilderThe journey will be on foot, right?
15:16.20XhoYeah
15:16.25XhoForgotten Lands
15:16.33XhoEvery traveller = NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE
15:16.37TheBuilderGreat
15:17.15MonetaRCTIC EXPIDITION TIME.
15:17.38XhoIt's essentially the coldest place on the planet, once inhabited by dragons and there's little to no knowledge apart from the fact it's a very intricate network of valleys and crevasses
15:17.48TheBuilderThe Collector - If I were so crazy to sell my bestfriend for a magic sword, I am so crazy to go to the arctic
15:18.31TheBuilderMonet: Can The Collector has a Draonoggr sword that he buy selling his best friend as a slave?
15:18.39Xho550 mile journey whilst walking
15:18.40XhoHm
15:19.36MonetTheBuilder: Might take more than selling someone as a slave to get a Draeo sword. Also depends on how valuable his best friend is.
15:19.37XhoIt'll take around 15 - 20 days
15:20.20TheBuilderMonet: Well, I don't know if for a Draonoggr is a Panssari...
15:20.42MonetRephrase?
15:21.15TheBuilderA giant of 3 metres with talent to make steel and the Raduan (a steel mixed with source)
15:21.20MonetIn theory, the Draothumnoggr could have passed over the Forgotten Lands long ago, their magic plus their flying islands means cold wouldn't be so unbearable. But yor call if they could ahve ever visited it.
15:21.29XhoFor the Shiarchon it would take around 100 days
15:21.54XhoMonet: Forgotten Lands haven't been searched since around 200,000 BNA
15:22.03XhoThey could have
15:22.09XhoBut it wouldn't have been anything special
15:22.40Monetit's not like the Draothumnoggr are going to share their stories with anyone else, plus the visit could have been little more than a fly-by.
15:23.32XhoWell if they did go there they wouldn't have accumulated much knowledge about it aside from what is already known
15:23.44XhoThey could have been the ones to have given Koldenwelt such knowledge
15:23.53OluapWorkerhonk
15:23.58Xhoknoh
15:24.31TheBuilderSo Monet? A Panssari is enough? If not he always could sell all the peapole that he knows
15:24.47XhoThe city and only city in the Forgotten Lands is called Polis-Nalúnt which means 'Nalúnt's City'
15:24.55MonetTheBuilder: 3 metre tall giants are good for manual labour. Dunno if the draos would value source-enchanted steel.
15:25.23XhoPretty damn huge city as well, big enough to house Nalúnt Earth Scorcher
15:25.42TheBuilderThe Collector is possibly the most selfish character that I ever made
15:25.47MonetThey probably have their own but they might be critical over the kind of steel used to make Radun.
15:26.45XhoBut yes there will be monsters and whatnot roaming the area
15:26.56TheBuilderMonet: So? They accept the offer?
15:27.04TheBuilder*would accept
15:27.19MonetSo by the sound of it, a Panassari slave would be valued as manual labour. AKA, don't expect too high a price.
15:27.47MonetI'd say any Drao merchant would give you...one mediocre (by their standards) quality sword.
15:27.55Monetor other one-handed weapon.
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15:28.32JepardiHi
15:28.41TheBuilderHi
15:29.02TheBuilderWell in good quality, what they could offer
15:29.07TheBuilder?
15:29.14TheBuilderTalking about weapons
15:29.30MonetYou want a good-quality sword?
15:29.56MonetWe're talking potentialyl a bunch of slaves for one good-quality weapon.
15:31.01TheBuilderWell, so what about a bunch of Panssari's farmers?
15:31.14MonetYou ahve to remember that drao weaons are very valuable.
15:31.24TheBuilderThey are not the best black smiths but they are good in manual labours
15:32.06MonetI'd say 10 farmers for a journeyman weapon.
15:32.44TheBuilderOk, the Draons have a deal
15:32.46camcarzwhat about skilled farmers?
15:33.53TheBuilder10 farmers (and to maintain the status of selfish and egomaniac, one of them was his best friend)
15:34.13MonetHmm... maybe 8 skilled farmers? Draonoggr are mainly carnivores so all crop farmers are good for is feeding and fattening up animals or slaves to be served up as dinner.
15:34.30XhoShiarchon - nao dat just funi
15:34.50TheBuilderOk
15:35.09OluapWorkerCaxildiz - we like dat too
15:35.18XhoI might start off the story today or tomorrow
15:35.38TheBuilderIt is fine for me while you remain his best friend
15:35.43TheBuilder*he
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15:36.35Monetif you're a draonoggr slave and your masters decide to offer you generous helpings of food. That's usually bad. Very bad.
15:36.44XhoAlthough I should say now that the name 'Caligaduro Provectus' is greatly unknown in modern Koldenwelt but it's almost like a stain on one's lips when said
15:37.51XhoLegends would refer to him mainly as 'The Adversary'
15:38.18TheBuilderMonet: what about, after the a long time, the Collectors's best friend (with a huge hard work and humiliation) became a Dragonsworn
15:38.50XhoThere are perhaps less than ten beings alive who have seen Caligaduro with their eyes
15:38.57MonetThen that slave is one jammy bastard.
15:38.57OluapWorkerSea Witch - dat dum ho below the archipelago
15:39.20OluapWorkerAll things considered, I got at least two of these ten hur
15:39.41XhoA very small number of Shiarchon, Kinmorunddraver, Sea Giants (possibly), Soldalatel
15:40.03XhoI was gonna say Inato but Inato was likely to have been manifested after Caligaduro's imprisonment
15:40.34OluapWorkerhttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Planet:Koldenwelt/History Page says Caligaduro got defeated during the Adamantine Age
15:40.49OluapWorkerSo only Vectrom and Karps
15:41.13XhoSo some Shiarchon, Kinmorunddraver, Vectrom, Karps and Soldalatel
15:41.22TheBuilderIt's becouse, the Noteable Dragonsworn's page looks like better to have more Dragonsworns
15:41.26XhoWhat they have seen cannot be unseen hur
15:41.32OluapWorkerI'd imagine Vargash was defeated before Caligaduro so by that time, Tangilaruka was probably a larva
15:41.47MonetMost dragonsworn come from non-drao citizens aspiring for something more or are foreigners who have journeyed to find them. It requires the person becomes completely devoted to their master to thep oint they'd die for them.
15:42.06OluapWorkerTangilaruka - caligawho lol
15:42.24XhoCaligaduro - Caliga-u *bbq*
15:43.19MonetA slave is more likely to appease another 'sworn to become one rather than bieng chosen by the draonoggr in question.
15:43.34OluapWorkerSo the Old Colossal One fought Caligaduro & friends but got killed shortly after Vargash was defeated
15:43.47XhoSounds about right
15:44.05OluapWorkerI'd imagine his death made the ocean go on a temporary frenzy
15:44.27TheBuilderKnowing the Panssari, one who lost his family, his possessions and was sell by his best friend (if he were smart) he would not mind risking his life for a master
15:44.40XhoCaligaduro - FUK U FISH
15:44.51OluapWorkerOld Colossal One - fuk all y'all *ded*
15:45.54MonetTheBuilder: There are often 'sworn' who take their dedication as far as zealotry.
15:47.17TheBuilderWell, if I were serving the same master for four haundred years, after such a traumatic experience, I think I could fall into that situation
15:47.33TheBuilder*hundred
15:47.37XhoI gotta think of some monsters for the team to fight hur
15:47.43MonetFour hundred?
15:48.16TheBuilderYes, the Panssari could live indefinitly if they are out of the mines
15:48.31OluapWorkerlympharians nao
15:48.44TheBuilderis an interisting quality, his own raison d'etre is that kill them
15:48.58XhoThat works
15:49.03TheBuilderExcept The Collector
15:49.03XhoThey'll probably fight Shiarchon a well
15:49.05Xho*as well
15:49.18OluapWorkerShiarchon + Lympharian fight
15:49.19OluapWorker2evil
15:49.23XhoAs well as Forgotten Lands monsters and whatnot
15:49.33XhoCaligaduro  - CHECKFUCKINMATE VARGASH
15:49.45TheBuilderThe Collector is out of the standar life style of a Panssari
15:49.46OluapWorkerVargash - bro wat da fuk
15:50.02MonetTheBuilder: Biological immortality would give him respect. he could have risen to become a Dragonsworn general.
15:50.19TheBuilderThat could work
15:50.32MonetAlthough by that point I dunno if you could call him a Panassari anymore.
15:50.34OluapWorkerBy my calculations, back before Caligaman got defeated, Vargash should have beem about 1/3 of his size. So in a distance it would look like a huge mountain with teeth and eyes and tentacles everywhere
15:50.46Xhongh
15:50.48Xhonnnghghngh
15:51.03XhoCaligaduro - Is THAT what I coughed up that night?!
15:51.06OluapWorkerBut now he has been reduced to ~300 meters tall
15:51.15OluapWorkerStill has teeth, tentacles and eyes
15:51.16OluapWorkerhur
15:51.45MonetTheBuilder: Draonoggr magic would make him/her look like a humannoid dragon, wings and all, as a Dragonsworn general.
15:52.11OluapWorkerIf you looked at Vargash from up, he'd look like a huge maw
15:52.15OluapWorkerNot friendly at all
15:52.35TheBuilderWell, that like me, may be only The Collector could recognizes him
15:52.40ImperiosI have always thought Vargash is a she
15:52.52OluapWorkerThat's because Vargash was a she at one point
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15:53.01OluapWorkerbefore I retconned it to no longer be a Sea Giant creation
15:53.02Hachi_Hai
15:53.05OluapWorkerbuni
15:53.13OluapWorkerVargash is currently genderless
15:53.16MonetThe rule of thumb for dragonsworn is that the level of mutation correlates with their rank so higher rank = more dragon-y look.
15:53.41Hachi_Cult - nub get on mah level
15:53.46ImperiosHi Buni
15:53.56OluapWorkerhttp://images.wikia.com/spore/images/1/18/Female_ErmitantCyra.png Hachi wants to put his wiener in dis
15:54.05XhoIf anyone wants to start the story now then go to #ForgottenLandsStoof
15:54.16MonetFuk I only have an hour.
15:54.35ImperiosAlright
15:54.53MonetAlso as a dragonsworn general hmm, he would probably show  nothing less than complete and utter devotion.
15:54.59XhoAn hour should be enough to do enough
15:55.20XhoHachi_: join dat channel or no wiener 4 u
15:55.48ImperiosAnyway
15:55.57Imperioshttp://images.wikia.com/spore/images/6/67/Xantis_Belysning.png This is my new fantasyverse character
15:56.09OluapWorkerdat face
15:56.14ImperiosI am not exactly satisfied with his looks, he looked cooler on paper than in spore
15:58.58MonetIs that a human?
15:59.12MonetOr an elf?
15:59.42ImperiosHe's a half-human, half-...something
15:59.46ImperiosHe does not know himself
16:00.31Monethttp://media.guildwars2guru.com/wordpress/wp-content/gallery/guild-wars-2-concept-art/asura.jpg half dis lol
16:00.42OluapWorkerdats ugli as fuk
16:18.28ImperiosAnyway, there is a problem with him: I feel he is too much of a mary-sue for some reason
16:19.02ImperiosI mean, he's a hybrid with mysterious past, does not know his father, is a powerful mage... isn't it too cliche/mary sue?
16:21.51OluapWorkerCliche maybe but not Mary Sue
16:21.53OluapWorkerMary Sue = flawless
16:22.22ImperiosI should find a way to make Xantis less cliche
16:26.39ImperiosWhat do you think Mon?
16:28.52MonetMight help to explain why he doesn't know his father.
16:30.15ImperiosWell he will learn during the Ley Line story
16:30.30ImperiosHe might even meet his father
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16:31.12WormyHello
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16:42.58Hachi_brb
16:43.11OluapWorkerfuk u
16:46.30OluapWorkerHachi_ Monet Imperios: http://puu.sh/2Px4q.png
16:47.22Imperiosgawd
16:58.27OluapWorkerhttp://puu.sh/2PL9l.gif oh god my sides
16:59.22MonetMan - I R da Flash!
17:01.38Hachi_nao i gun get sumthin to eet
17:05.20TheBuilder(Well I am away)
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17:09.42Zmr56Hi there
17:09.55OluapWorkerXho_: http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/846952930972037965/38D09197AA5BDA4116F549FB984CA3F6FE84AD79/ The amazing armless Spu
17:09.59Zmr56http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Creature:Brandox#Biology Is this good?
17:10.08Xho_spu
17:19.03Zmr56test
17:20.55TheBuilderZmr56: I am not specialist on Kelhedros, but it sound good
17:21.36Zmr56Thanks
17:21.38WormyXho_ http://sabotagetimes.com/life/new-pub-promotion-the-wonderful-healing-powers-of-booze/
17:22.28Xho_boos
17:23.59Hachi_Xho would know
17:24.01Hachi_About booze
17:25.16Wormyhttp://dailyfailcenter.com/47693
17:26.13OluapWorkernnnnnngh
17:26.18OluapWorkerI hit my knee against the table again
17:26.20Wormylol
17:27.36Wormynot so lol
17:27.59OluapWorkery u lol at my pain
17:28.01OluapWorkerfuk u wiggly
17:28.35Wormycuzu iz funi
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17:46.38OluapWorkerHachi_: http://www.youtube.com/embed/iveajD352lY?hd=1 BEHOLD
17:50.51Zmr_AwayBe back in a hour
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18:10.25OluapWorkerhi
18:10.34GD12Out of all the times to get insomnia i get it before school hur
18:10.35GD12hi
18:11.28Hachi_hur
18:12.35GD12its fokkin 2:12 AM here
18:12.39GD12wot is this dum
18:12.42GD12y am i awake
18:13.36Hachi_Try knokcing yourself out
18:13.40Hachi_knocking*
18:13.56WormyHello
18:14.18GD12i dunt want a concussion right before school
18:14.21GD12so nu
18:15.38Hachi_School is a massive concussion anyway
18:17.35GD12i dunt want concussion before concussion den
18:21.52Xho_Hachi: You still on the fantasyverse place?
18:22.38Hachi_Jah
18:22.47Xho_Good
18:22.54Xho_Copy all of the text and post it in my sandbox
18:23.10Xho_Preferably in the Fantasy box
18:23.52Hachi_Gimme link den
18:24.07Xho_http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/User:Xho/Sandbox
18:25.40OluapWorkerI installed and played the main Sims 3 game yesterday
18:25.45OluapWorkerfor about 2 hours
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18:26.06OpelSpeedsterhttp://i.imgur.com/pMYO8l.jpg
18:26.08OluapWorkerTorrent works well, game is fun
18:26.20OpelSpeedster"No"
18:26.27Xho_y u maek me jelus
18:26.28OpelSpeedsterPriceles
18:26.40Xho_Wait just Sims 3
18:26.56OluapWorkerYeah just Sims 3 for now
18:27.05Xho_Right no soh jelus
18:27.11OluapWorkerI'll probably only have all expansions done at saturday
18:27.17Xho_Caturday
18:27.26Xho_Speaking of cats, my guitar teacher now has a kitten
18:27.30Xho_I just went nuts
18:27.39Xho_I was all like "KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH"
18:27.49OluapWorkerhur
18:28.21OluapWorkerYou should get the Pets expansion and give your evil emperor guy a kitteh
18:29.08GD12hur
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18:29.13GD12hello
18:30.01Xho_Klaus Jr
18:30.06MonetHello
18:30.22OluapWorkerhello
18:30.34OluapWorkeri wunna do distant planet stoooof
18:31.08GD12ngh i should really try going back to sleep hur
18:31.13GD12see you all later
18:31.43OpelSpeedsterSee ya
18:31.51OpelSpeedsterand hi Monet
18:34.19OluapWorkerHachi_ Monet ImpyDroid Xho_: Could we do a new Distant Derp section now?
18:34.28MonetFor those who had the chance ot see Marcos in his fist story, waht did you think of him?
18:34.29Hachi_Sure, can do
18:34.32Xho_I was gonna play Sims but ok
18:34.49MonetYeah I can do distant planet stuff.
18:35.00ImpyDroidOkay
18:35.03OluapWorkeryey
18:35.08OluapWorker#DistantPlanetStoof
18:36.12Xho_http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=144143822 My Sims' house hur
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18:38.26DrodoEmpireHerro peopre
18:38.37DrodoEmpireWho's camcars?
18:38.42DrodoEmpireAnd Tom?
18:38.44DrodoEmpire:L
18:40.00MonetCamcarz is a relative of mine.
18:40.10DrodoEmpireI see, I see.
18:40.29OluapWorkerdats a big haus
18:42.39MonetWhat do peopel think of marcos so far?
18:42.53OluapWorkerHe's cool
18:43.08Xho_Kinmorunddraver - u gon get cut by dragon blade
18:44.13MonetIs that why Kimno patted him on the shoulder? To give him a warning?
18:44.23Xho_
18:55.23MonetI guess it makes sense seeing as how Marcos don't like dragons.
18:55.54OluapWorkerMarcos meets Kimorgos
18:56.02Xho_Nalúnt - HOH
18:56.10MonetMarcos - FUK U ALL!
18:56.56OluapWorkerKimorgos - gimme ur bones nao humie
18:57.19MonetMarkos - Piss off imma slice you with mah swords.
18:57.52MonetFunnoy how Marcos has three different kinds of blade.
18:59.52Monethttp://25.media.tumblr.com/379df6473deae84b9b8e4371685c9336/tumblr_mjve2rM8n81s85eqbo1_400.gif Lekren's reaction to it
19:01.06OluapWorkerhur
19:02.29OpelSpeedsterhi Drodo
19:02.50DrodoEmpireHerro
19:03.11OpelSpeedsterI got the attention of the Waptoria Alliance of Species =D
19:03.16OpelSpeedsterI have a trade route with the
19:03.18OpelSpeedsterthem*
19:05.38DrodoEmpireI see.
19:06.24MonetYeah Marcos is going to go insane at the kilometre-long dragon demigod.
19:07.26OluapWorkerLuckly for him Nalúnt-whatshisevilname isn't at his city
19:07.39OluapWorkerHe's under the Archipelago with Caligaman
19:07.59MonetThere is only other thing other than dragons that he will go angrymode over: Zazanite cultists.
19:09.02Xho_Ambhíqolosemos hur
19:10.04Guest52028Inb4
19:10.09Guest52028Dragon Zazanite cultists
19:10.45MonetDronoggr zazanite cultists
19:11.03MonetMarcos - ASDFFUUUUYOUALLGONNADIE
19:12.51OluapWorkerXho_ Hachi_: bak to rp nao
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19:14.38DrodoTF2I'm playing TF2 with a friend, don't disturb.
19:16.03OpelSpeedsterok
19:16.55Imperios_http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ocm8QdNR_d8 Hachi was right
19:17.03Imperios_I can imagine Ma'fest singing to that
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19:18.06JepardiHi
19:18.52OpelSpeedsterHello
19:19.22Hachi_Yush
19:19.30OpelSpeedsterAlso,
19:19.49MonetWell that protrayal of Rasputin was certainly accurate :P
19:19.54OpelSpeedsterWhat type of models does Source Filmmaker accepts?
19:20.37Imperios_Ma'fest does not heal people, though
19:21.06MonetIs it me or does Disney LOVE portraying political antagonists as ugly evil sorcererors who want all power for themselves?
19:21.19Monetsorcerors*
19:21.46Imperios_Anastasia isn't a Disney cartoon
19:21.54Imperios_And Rasputin wasn't a politician to begin with
19:22.13MonetLooks very disney-like to me there.
19:23.08Hachi_I think it's a guy who is ex-Disney
19:23.13AngrybirdsRasputin = religious figure. His death is hilarious.
19:23.28Imperios_He was a monk yes
19:23.43Imperios_...suddenly, it makes even MORE sense
19:24.01Imperios_http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ocm8QdNR_d8&feature=player_detailpage#t=82s What the fuck is he saying?
19:24.13Imperios_Do svidanya is Russian for "Farewell"
19:24.16Imperios_But after that...
19:24.17Imperios_Aniya?
19:24.38MonetThey pulled the "evil sorceror" routine with the prime minsiter from The King and the Vizir from Aladdin.
19:25.15Hachi_Aniya is a name
19:25.21MonetKing and I*
19:25.21Hachi_Anya*
19:25.49Hachi_The name for the main protagonist of the film is called Anya, who is actually Anastasia Romanov
19:25.57Imperios_It is not pronounced like that
19:25.57Monet"farewell Anya your grace".
19:26.23Imperios_It it more like "Ana", but the n sounds like the n in "need"
19:26.28MonetHachi_: Anya is another way of saying Anna so he is right.
19:26.46Imperios_It is not pronounced "Ah-nee-ya"
19:26.55Imperios_More like "Ahn-nya"
19:27.01Imperios_like in "nyan"
19:27.29Imperios_Ah+http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QH2-TGUlwu4
19:27.31Imperios_Like that
19:28.10MonetDoes he portray a convinving Russian accent to you?
19:28.30Imperios_Sorta
19:28.46Imperios_His Russian words aren't exactly authentic though
19:29.08Imperios_And speaking of Russia
19:29.14Imperios_I should introduce the Frontier Orcs
19:29.22Imperios_They are basically an entire species of fantasy Heavies
19:32.32Imperios_I should make them ride BEARS
19:32.39Imperios_http://lurkmore.so/images/2/28/Bear_cavalry.jpg
19:33.14OluapWorkerOrc - POOT DISPENSER HERE
19:33.43MonetOrc - It's time for a good and proper POOOTIS!
19:36.52Zmr56hur, there's a cute little bear statue in the corner
19:37.31DrodoTF2Billy Mays sells weed - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AW_oJ6ETC94
19:37.37DrodoTF2(Youtube Poop)
19:44.51OpelSpeedsterThe Pootbird and the Pootisbirds
19:52.03Xho_SO MUCH DED
19:55.08Zmr56Monet: http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:New_Dawn/Year_5#The_Teacher_and_the_Pupil Done!
19:55.28Zmr56Monet: Feel free to add any detail if you want
19:55.38MonetI'll see if I can.
20:02.23OpelSpeedsterOkay...
20:02.26OpelSpeedsterApparently, Pyro is a planet.
20:02.31OpelSpeedsterPyroplanet lol
20:02.38OpelSpeedsterThe evolved version of Pyrocar
20:02.38MonetEh?
20:03.00MonetPyroplanet - Mrrmph.
20:03.23WormyCatface showed me the weirdest game http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEIlxdPXJUY
20:03.27OpelSpeedsterlol
20:03.44MonetImagine a planet of Pyros.
20:03.55Hachi_Mercury
20:04.43OpelSpeedsterlol
20:04.47OpelSpeedsterA Spy's nightmare
20:06.46OpelSpeedsterWell...
20:06.52MonetAnimeZone's evaluation of the premise of Sword Art Online: An immensely popular game before the creator makes everyone look like their real-life users - All the Girls become fat geeks, all the guys becoem fat geeks, fat geeks becoem fat geeks and all the perky 16-year-olds become FBI agents.
20:08.41OpelSpeedsterlol
20:08.43Hachi_Sword Art Online is a shitty anime
20:08.47Hachi_Don't watch it
20:08.51Hachi_Not worth your ti,e
20:08.54Hachi_time*
20:09.07OluapWorkerHuddaplanet
20:09.14OpelSpeedsterlol
20:09.20OluapWorkerOr rather, Planet Hudda
20:09.23camcarzI say Nruto and HOTD are worth watching
20:09.43MonetNaruto is gud anime.
20:09.57camcarzI think the manger is better tho
20:10.07OpelSpeedsterManger?
20:10.12OluapWorkerhttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Ice_Age/Distant_Planet/Part_2#Krogangron.27s_Arena Shame Dino is not here, he was looking forward for a new update
20:10.15Hachi_You mean manga
20:10.17MonetHe means Manga.
20:10.21OpelSpeedsterAh.
20:10.24OpelSpeedsterYeah, I figured
20:10.29OpelSpeedsterI tend to say that
20:10.29camcarzthat's it
20:10.33OpelSpeedster?
20:10.41OpelSpeedsterWhat's it?
20:10.49camcarzthe spelling
20:10.54OpelSpeedsterOh.
20:11.34MonetI might get into Neon Genesis Evangelion more if it wasn't so bloody depressing.
20:12.05Hachi_Get into Hellsing Ultimate u
20:12.23MonetMy favourite part of the show so far seems to be how Shinji's caretaker has a pet penguin called Pen-Pen.
20:12.35MonetThat reads a newspaper.
20:12.38Wormy_STOWhat is the anime with the guy you said could take on Cthulhu
20:12.39OpelSpeedsterHow do I change my username again? I forgot.
20:12.49Wormy_STO<PROTECTED>
20:13.00Hachi_Wormy_STO: Hellsing Ultimate hur
20:13.05Hachi_There was a pic of him vs Cthulhu
20:13.09Wormy_STOlol
20:13.10Hachi_Alucard I mean
20:13.11OpelSpeedsterDo I put the username I want to switch to directly, or I have to put my current username first?
20:13.16Hachi_Alucard vs Cthulhu
20:13.21MonetLike I said yesterday, Alucard is terrifying.
20:13.34Hachi_Alucard is terrifying but he has one major weakness; water.
20:13.42Wormy_STOjust go /nick name
20:13.48OpelSpeedsteroh, ok.
20:13.50OluapWorkerfunny cause Cthulhu lives underwater hur
20:14.01Hachi_Oh that and his strongest attack makes him quite vulnerable
20:14.11Hachi_He's still a strong fighter though
20:14.19MonetBear in mind Hachi I get serious creeps over the Joker.
20:14.48Hachi_You're gonna love the cast of Hellsing Ultimate then hur
20:14.54Hachi_There are quite a few funny moments
20:14.58Wormy_STOHm...  SporeWiki Anime graphic internet novel, anymore?
20:15.10Wormy_STOanyone
20:15.13Hachi_I think you'd like Sir Integra Wingates Fairbrook Helsing
20:15.35Hachi_She is the human woman that controls Alucard and heads the Hellsing organization
20:15.41MonetWormy_STO: I was working on an Andromeda War comic.
20:16.27Wormy_STOI wanted to do one but I've got enough fiction on my plate
20:16.43OpelSpeedstercomic?
20:17.10Hachi_Sporewiki would make a great anime
20:17.17Hachi_Japan would love it
20:17.18Monethttp://spacer176.deviantart.com/gallery/41363018
20:17.23Hachi_So much fanart and hentai works
20:17.34camcarzit would
20:17.36OpelSpeedsterlol
20:17.44OpelSpeedsterHachi_: I'd love to see Spore anime
20:17.45ImperiosIovera - Get away from menfh
20:17.53ImperiosBut yeah I agree
20:18.05Wormy_STOIf I have time this Summer, I will do a SporeWiki comic
20:18.18OpelSpeedsterneat
20:18.19MonetI don't think any of us have tiem to make a Sporewiki anime.
20:18.26Wormy_STOCredit to Monet of course for the original idea
20:18.37OluapWorkerThe rule 34 would be horrifying
20:19.01OpelSpeedsterMonet: I was planning to make some particular Spore anime comics....but I don't know how to draw anime
20:19.02Hachi_Female Kithworto with Triple Z cup
20:19.17Hachi_I said to Xho I'd make that for a joke
20:19.17OpelSpeedsterMonet: Also, was that comic made with Mash-Up Spore Comic creator?
20:19.40OluapWorkerhur
20:19.47MonetNope. I took the screenshots myself and assembled it in image-making software.
20:19.52OpelSpeedsterOh.
20:19.59OpelSpeedsterBut does using Mash-Up make this easier?
20:20.36MonetNo idea, never tried.
20:20.45OpelSpeedsterBecause I'm planning to make some Spore comics
20:20.54OpelSpeedsterMainly, the Tadpole Empire's evolution to Space.
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20:21.31Sporeraptorhi
20:21.42Sporeraptor~seen ecoraptor
20:21.53infobotecoraptor <51523776@gateway/web/qwebirc/irc.wikia.com/ip.81.82.55.118> was last seen on IRC in channel #sporewiki, 8d 11h 54m 42s ago, saying: 'Hi'.
20:21.53Hachi_OluapWorker: Xerkea's mech should have the power to fuse with other mechs and become galaxy-sized
20:21.53Hachi_With mega drills
20:21.54OpelSpeedsterhi Sporeraptor
20:22.14MonetThere's a slight goof in page 2: The Grand Senate's military arm is called the Security Council, not the Military COuncil.
20:22.47OluapWorkerDrills
20:22.51OluapWorkerNiaka Big Daddies
20:23.18MonetMighty Morphin Power Niaka!
20:23.51OpelSpeedsterHey...
20:23.57OluapWorkerdats ghey
20:23.57Hachi_http://images.wikia.com/gurennlagann/images/5/5f/TengenToppaGurren-LagannMECH.jpg One of the strongest mechs evar
20:24.08OpelSpeedsterNow I have a .dae mesh of my creature, but how can I view it?
20:24.20OluapWorkerThat's a lot of faces
20:24.22Hachi_The Tengen Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann is the size of a galaxy
20:24.27Hachi_*one Tengen
20:24.50MonetGalactus - Bitch I smush you.
20:24.52OluapWorkerpilots dik is small as fuk
20:25.08MonetOhbloodyhelllol
20:25.12Hachi_ohgodlol
20:25.41MonetPilot - MY DIK IS PLANCKSCALE!
20:25.50Hachi_http://images.wikia.com/gurennlagann/images/0/03/Sim_in_part_2.jpg This is the pilot
20:26.16MonetDefinitely looks the sort to have a tiny dik.
20:26.17Hachi_In the first part of Gurren Lagann, he was a little bitch. In the second part, he becomes the leader of a resistance movement against god-like aliens
20:26.18OluapWorkerMister nodik
20:26.25camcarzdam
20:26.30OluapWorkerNodik
20:26.33Sporeraptorgtg
20:26.46OluapWorkerYou might even disguise that as a name if you're lucky enough
20:26.53Hachi_hur
20:27.38OluapWorkeraka hachis reel name c
20:27.40MonetNow I feel sorry for Monsoon, Raiden and Sundowner because their cyborg bodies have no diks.
20:27.55MonetAnd Monsoon can willingly detach himself from his crotch.
20:28.10Hachi_Does this mean Mistral has no womanhood?
20:28.18Hachi_Or is it just her arms that are cybernetic?
20:28.30MonetNot entirely sure.
20:29.16MonetDoktor mentions he is "80% certain that is her own natural torso", the other 20% being the off-chance she has one of the most advanced artificial torsos he's ever seen.
20:29.54MonetAlso her legs are definitely cybernetic.
20:30.13OluapWorkerAw
20:30.22OluapWorkerI had a perfect picture for this convo but now it's gone
20:30.28MonetBecause no normal person can split a Dwarf Gekko in half by pressing their foot onto it.
20:31.00OluapWorkerIt was a Transformer-like robot with a cannon on its crotch
20:31.17Hachi_hur
20:31.38MonetCrotchetron.
20:32.07Hachi_http://images.wikia.com/gurennlagann/images/0/0c/Daiganzan.gif Don't worry, here's one
20:32.37OluapWorkerKnifedik
20:32.43MonetBloody hell, it's like Megatron mated with Space Battleship Yamato!
20:34.24OluapWorkerXerkea: level 80
20:34.26camcarzF why the ship in the wast
20:34.53MonetBecause the captain feels insecure :P
20:35.29OluapWorkerCaptain - I wanna see an iceberg take this one out!
20:35.37Hachi_ohgod
20:35.55camcarzwell that one did it
20:35.56Hachi_That's it, I'm making it official; New Dawn should be able to transform into a mech
20:36.18OluapWorkerWith Tiny as the head
20:37.59MonetReminds me of when Richard Hammon sat in the middle part of this http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20111203084052/topgear/images/b/b3/Top-gears-eco-electric-car-geoff.jpg
20:38.18MonetHammond*
20:38.48OluapWorkerHachi_: http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/541/362/bd7.jpg
20:38.49Wormy_STOHammond of Texas
20:39.06Hachi_ohgodlol
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20:39.30Wormy_STOmonet might get the reference
20:39.39MonetI do.
20:39.49MonetAnd to answer everyone's question: Yes. That car does have a moustache.
20:39.53Tek0516hi
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20:40.27OluapWorkerlosa
20:40.46MonetThe Geoff-series electric car is the pinnacle of how good Jermey Clarkson is at metalwork.
20:40.47Technobliteratorya dad
20:41.09OluapWorkerhttp://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/540/692/24e.gif If you know what I mean
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20:41.59Tek0516hi
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20:42.51OpelSpeedsterComputer crashed...
20:42.58OpelSpeedsterHi Tek, hi Technobliterator
20:43.38Monethttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQcu-401izk behold
20:44.27OluapWorkerhttp://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/540/306/25b.gif This is the process of Zaarkhun becoming Billig
20:45.06Zmr_AwayHi
20:45.28OpelSpeedsterMonet: How you did this? http://images.wikia.com/spore/images/3/3c/SkyDraonoggrCity1.png
20:46.02Tek0516You can move buildings and objects up and down.
20:46.19Monetmeticulous use of mushroom rocks, tilting objects and growing and shrrinknig them.
20:46.36OpelSpeedsterTek: I know you can do this, but the picture just looks so awesome
20:46.55OpelSpeedsterCan I have the map you made this hover city?
20:47.13MonetWhy?
20:47.33OpelSpeedsterI want to play on it.
20:47.37OpelSpeedsterDon't worry, no copying
20:47.42MonetThe buildings anre tiny though.
20:47.46OpelSpeedsterOh.
20:48.04OpelSpeedsterWell, I'll try making my own hover city then.
20:48.28Tek0516One of the things with city scenes is you'll generally want to reduce sizes to minimum, to educe curvature.
20:48.30MonetI must have reduced them to minimum size. The balcony you see is me standing on another model but my captain model for that was half the height of the building itself.
20:48.58OpelSpeedsteroh.
20:49.17OpelSpeedsterYeah, world curvature is an issue
20:49.32OpelSpeedsterI hate when the back of a building sticks out of the ground
20:49.54OpelSpeedsterThen I have to tilt the building so it's even on all sides, and it looks like it's that italian tower that is tilted.
20:50.21MonetYou mean the Leaning Tower of Piza?
20:51.08OpelSpeedsterYup
20:52.18Tek0516You could lower the building slightly so it's all hidden. "True flat" also makes the area perfectly level.
20:52.52OpelSpeedsterI know that.
20:53.04OpelSpeedsterSinking the building makes it weird though.
20:54.39Tek0516Odd... one of my buildings turns pure black when zoomed out.
20:54.58OpelSpeedsterGlitch maybe?
20:55.19OluapWorkerhttp://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/332/295/963.gif Now this is a mecha
20:55.35OpelSpeedsteryup
20:55.36Tek0516Maybe. I've seen this happen before...
20:56.23Monet(OluapWorker: Overkill much?
20:56.38OluapWorkerhur
20:56.42OluapWorkerI miss Megas XLR
20:58.35camcarzwhat do you meen overkill
20:58.58MonetAwayI see at least 20 different lasers, 10 on each arm.
20:59.40camcarzso it looks like a little bit of underkill
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21:05.16Tek0516hi
21:07.10OluapWorkerhttp://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/528/971/167.jpg I can confirm this
21:15.40R17Good gosh the air of dum that permeates throughout the wiki
21:15.59R17The word "retcon" is starting to tick me off
21:16.01R17besides
21:16.09R17what kind of "retconning" will people do anyways?
21:16.17AeonThe incident that insopires my post was a retcon
21:16.40R17What the hell are you talking about?
21:16.56AeonMy new rule blog
21:17.24R17Meh
21:17.32AeonBTW What I deny isn't complexity, it's the idea that there is no underlying trend in most empires.
21:17.56R17And that is stupid
21:18.12AeonRead my latest comment on it
21:18.33R17just stfu
21:19.47ImperiosStfu
21:19.51ImperiosThat is an insult
21:20.00Imperios*This
21:20.25AeonWhatever
21:20.27R17I know that already
21:20.50Aeon#SporeFantasyRP ?
21:21.22R17_,|,,
21:21.27ImperiosR17: Raging will result in punishment
21:21.29ImperiosNgh
21:25.48ImperiosAeon: Let me finish reading Sim@ac first
21:25.52MonetAwayAnother ragequit?
21:26.15ImperiosYesh
21:26.30ImperiosSeriously we should talk to him
21:26.33ImperiosLike SERIOUSLY.
21:26.58Tek0516Aeon seems to be getting into a lot of arguements.
21:27.18AeonSt00f has come up recently
21:27.23Opel_SporeTroll bait?
21:27.28AeonIt will go its course and die down.
21:27.57MonetAeon you need to get it into your head that there's more to Sporewiki's variosu factions than the fight between good and evil.
21:28.35ImperiosEeeyup
21:29.17AeonBut here's the thing, there are morally simple empires, and the simply evil ones usually ally, and the simply good and morally complex ones usually ally,
21:29.19camcarzyes there are also fights between good and good and evil and evil
21:29.37Opel_Sporehttp://www.gamingnexus.com/Images/News/9430/1.jpg
21:29.49AeonIt's usually Good and Morally Complex Vs Evil.
21:30.05Tek0516Not quite.
21:30.06MonetThen how do you explain the Drakodominatus Tyranny's initial attempts to win the favour of the Draconid Imperium?
21:31.11AeonPragmatism. The bottom line is that it didn't work out that way. The DT is aligned with a series of other clearly evil empires and one good one.
21:31.22Tek0516Suppose two "Good" empires have an arguement, and it escalates into full war. Does that make either side "Evil"?
21:31.30MonetNo wait my mistake that was Medusa trying her "manipulative bitch" routine on Uriel.
21:32.08ImperiosAeon: "Evil ones usually ally" I for one hate this approach
21:32.18ImperiosEvil isn't one big happy family
21:32.32AeonNo. In fact that happened in The Gread Deciever and guess what, they defaulted to being allys afterwards.
21:32.39MonetBisistar verses Neraida.
21:33.01AeonImpy: But it remains that on sporewiki that is the approach often taken.
21:33.21MonetThe Bisistar-Neraida war smacks your theory in the face.
21:33.38Tek0516"Evil" allies often only join together because of their similar ideals, just like "Good".
21:33.45AeonThe best example: Every evil immortal faction was so allied with every other that all mut one of them is now combined into the LotD.
21:34.20ImperiosAPOCALYPTA.
21:34.27AeonThough the Legion is more one big disfunctional family
21:34.38AeonThat's why I said "All but one of them"
21:34.40ImperiosCyrannian's fiction
21:34.51ImperiosIs a pretty good example of moral complexity IMO
21:35.10Hachi_Zazanite Cult don't ally other evils
21:35.12MonetWell it kinda helps that the Xhodocto essentially clained ownership over the corruptus after the Second Fog War.
21:35.30Tek0516My "Lawful Good" fiction became sort-of friends with DT.
21:35.32Hachi_Most of the Koldenwelt villains would rather be independant from one another
21:35.37MonetAnd the Vyro'Ralza allied out of pure pragmatism.
21:35.44AeonYes Tek, for 5 seconds
21:36.22AeonLook, here's the thing I'm saying. Look at the IoW's ally page, what do all of those empires have in common?
21:36.50AeonNow look at their ally pages, likewise. What we see is that almost every evil empire is allied with almost every other.
21:36.59ImperiosIoW is a noobish fiction
21:37.11Tek0516They have similar goals and enemies. Therefore an alliance is beneficial to them.
21:37.18ImperiosTake a look at the Cyrannian Empire, for example
21:37.40ImperiosTheir allies: DCP, Apalos, Junction
21:37.43Opel_SporeImperios: Why the Imperium of War is a noobish fiction...?
21:37.46Opel_SporeJust asking
21:37.55MonetCyrannian Empire could be considered evil yet they "tried" to pursue good relations with the AGC.
21:38.02ImperiosWell not noobish
21:38.05ImperiosJust... new
21:38.11Opel_SporeAh.
21:38.17AeonDo the same with the Drodo. Allied with and only with heroes for the most part.
21:38.48AeonAll of the evil empires of Mirus are allied with all of the others.
21:38.49ImperiosMN helped the AGC at one point in the AW
21:39.12ImperiosWhat about the Borealis War?
21:39.20ImperiosBCN worked with PCA
21:40.32AeonThere are exceptions, but the GENERAL TREND is what I'm getting at.
21:41.36ImperiosCyrannian's fic
21:41.45ImperiosIs pretty much completely gray vs gray
21:42.12Tek0516There are more than a couple cases here.
21:42.26AeonAre you kidding?
21:42.46ImperiosNope
21:43.31ImperiosProve me wrong
21:43.39AeonApollo, from what little I've read is clearly good
21:43.48MonetBut he's no an empire.
21:44.06Hachi_Apollo doesn't represent his whole empire's personality
21:44.27ImperiosYesh
21:44.31ImperiosZare'anne
21:44.44AeonWell the GRC in general. It's obviously meant to be better hence why the GEC is the "Dark Times"
21:44.47ImperiosCharacters can be good, entire civilisations can't
21:44.55ImperiosGRC?
21:45.03AeonWait
21:45.04AeonURC
21:45.17ImperiosWell, it's debatable
21:45.36MonetWell...there was that mess with the Trucinex, and by the time of the GCW the senate was pretty corrupt.
21:45.58ImperiosCyrannus is less war-ridden now that the Dark Times reign over it
21:46.32MonetOKay Aoen, where would you rate the Daconizane Dominion?
21:46.52AeonAre they even supposed to be complex?
21:47.03AeonLike, defy-classification level complex?
21:47.49AeonThey looked like they were supposed to be general antagonists.
21:47.52Hachi_What would you know about complex? Your world view is black and white
21:47.53MonetYou saying they're black-as-sin evil?
21:48.13AeonNo, they have isolated redeeming qualities.
21:48.31AeonYou know we've done this hundreds of times and no good has ever resulted, so let's just stop.
21:48.59Hachi_The Draconizane Dominion are a general antagonist empire but that may change in the future somehow
21:49.01MonetWe're not the ones with a problem.
21:49.14Hachi_Well, not *general*
21:49.33Hachi_They're the protagonists at one part
21:49.40Hachi_And placed as antagonists in another
21:49.50AeonMeh, one of the sector leaders came off as basically nice so she counted as a redeeming quality
21:50.12Hachi_Kordan is actually nice to his people
21:50.23AeonBut the isolated elements do not cancel out.
21:50.24MonetYeah but Mithra's also pretty naive.
21:51.01MonetShe's a basically-nice character because she hasn't been grizzled by war and death like her siblings.
21:51.11ImperiosThey do not cancel out their ebulnesh
21:51.15ImperiosBut the provide depth
21:51.23AeonEXACTL
21:51.35Hachi_Just because he wouldn't be nice to you doesn't mean he isn't nice to his own people
21:51.45Hachi_Kordan is called a hero for a reason
21:51.54MonetKOdran cares greatly for his people and Yarda greatly respects the soldiers under her command.
21:52.11AeonTHAT IS MY POINT. There is a GENERAL trend with some minor deviations.
21:52.16MonetHell even Kragh has redeeeming qualities:
21:52.33AeonYes, and the Aeons have flaws
21:52.52Hachi_Is that sarcasm?
21:53.06AeonIt varies, but they are generally either too Utilitarian or too Judgemental.
21:53.16AeonThe Aeons are supposed to have flaws.\
21:53.25MonetYes he's a bigheaded asshole who acts like he's jsut as likely to tear off an ally's head as he is an enemy's, But around his family he does that because he cares about their welfare.
21:53.28Tek0516And quite frankly, even "good" and "evil" is completely relative.
21:53.42ImperiosSo their flaws is that they are zealot-shirts?
21:53.43ImperiosRight
21:53.47Imperios*zealots
21:54.07AeonIt's that they overdo being Zealots.
21:54.12Hachi_HOW
21:54.19ImperiosIt's not that, it's that they're too... homogeneous
21:54.31ImperiosThey are a "planet of hats" species
21:55.21AeonWell what would happen if one were evil Impy?
21:55.26MonetKragh is mean, but he acts tough because he thinks it'll toughen up his family - He picks on Vetarionespecialyl because hes' terrified Vet will get himself killed. That's way mroe depth than half of the assholes on this wiki.
21:55.28AeonCleanser - I would happen.
21:55.38AeonIf it got bad enough
21:55.44MonetVetarion especially*
21:55.45Hachi_I wouldn't call Draconizane zealots, they're religion is like how modern Christianity operates. Not fundamentalistic but still respectful to its roots.
21:55.51Hachi_their*
21:56.23ImperiosAeon: Well, they're... peopel
21:56.28ImperiosThey can't ALL be bad
21:56.33ImperiosOr good
21:56.51AeonLet me set this out Clearly
21:57.06AeonLingur is too dogmatic and judgmental.
21:57.10Hachi_Taskmaster Indricas is an example of being a "good guy" in an "antagonist empire", alongside Kordan and some of his children.
21:57.17AeonOwler is too pragmatic and sadistic
21:57.22ImperiosDitto for Shalonar
21:57.25MonetQuite frankly Aeon, the Aeons not doing evil stuff for fear of Cleanser is exactly identical to how peopel even today will avoid doing bad things because they fear God will strike them down.
21:57.41AeonCabar is also too pragmatic, but isn't sadistic
21:58.11Hachi_Indricas is lazy and carefree yet he is the leader of an entire organization of traitor hunters. In fact he's even respectful towards aliens unlike most Draconizane.
21:58.21AeonMonetL Not what I meant, I meant the Cleanser will turn them good again.
21:58.30AeonAnyways
21:58.50AeonCallanni is also too Utilitarian, though to a lesser extent.
21:58.58Hachi_Yet despite his nice guy attitude, his alliegance still lies with the Dominion and always will be
21:58.59MonetI think a good number of peopel who don't fear God believe that they are too insignificant for him to notice.
21:59.31AeonBut do you understand that the Aeons are meant to have flaws?
22:00.53Monet"too pragmatic"? "too utilitarian"?
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22:02.40AeonCabar is willing to go beyond the lines of what I consider acceptable to achieve a greater good. Owler greatly enjoys doing such.
22:02.41ImperiosHaving a good guy is okay
22:02.53ImperiosI have Jahric, for example
22:03.03MonetAeon: Like what
22:03.32MonetWhat sort of stuff would Cabar do to achieve a "greater good".
22:03.45AeonOwler would have skinned an adolescent boy alive to get information had no one been there to stop him.
22:04.11ImperiosHm, makes sense
22:04.25MonetMaybe, but that does soun dextreme for a saane person.
22:04.32*** join/#sporewiki AdmiralPanda (82669e19@gateway/web/freenode/ip.130.102.158.25)
22:04.35AdmiralPandahello
22:04.39MonetHi
22:04.52AeonAs for Cabar, he is willing to let people be killed by the Gargator in order to help lower the national debt.
22:05.44MonetYou can't save everyone.
22:06.58MonetSounds lie Cabar knew this and would rather let a few coutlying citizens die to the enemy than drive up costs to protect people to win the war.
22:07.07Monetoutlying*
22:07.08AeonActually, the purest people in the Empire are Awesh, who needs more screen time, and Gondoo.
22:07.26AeonThe relavent people are clients.
22:07.41AeonCabar is actually designed specifically around you Money
22:07.45Aeon*Monet.
22:07.51MonetMe?
22:07.53AeonWell, partially
22:08.06MonetI feel wierded out now.
22:08.13AeonYes, he is designed to be what I've gathered you like in a person
22:08.31ImperiosHm
22:08.31AeonWell, partially
22:08.37ImperiosWell...
22:08.53AeonHe is basically a well-spoken overly pragmatic but well meaning diplomat.
22:09.26AeonActually, Cabar is still more deontological that Uriel
22:09.36AeonThat's not the right word, or is it?
22:09.42MonetI don't see Cabar as too pragmatic.
22:10.17MonetHe's putting the well-being of his homeland above the well-being of a few foreign protectorates.
22:10.18AeonHe's meant to be. He's certainly more pragmatic than Lingur, and probably than Callanni
22:11.22AeonI'd say the problem is that the lack of protectorate status causes instant death to a Delcathian, if they are lucky
22:11.29MonetYes, to the populations getting abandoned he's being a dick but if they never sued that time to fortify themselves and build up their militaries that's their problem.
22:11.53Monetused*
22:12.14AeonNo one can repel the Gargator or Mardor without a certain ammount of Technology
22:12.28AeonThat's the bottom line, no Aeons = You are fucked
22:12.43AdmiralPandaISF - We can make it better. We have the technology.
22:12.45MonetYou know jsut because a species can achive orbital dominance does not mean isntant death for anyone below.
22:12.49AdmiralPandacouldn't help myself :P
22:13.13AeonBut after not too long, the Gargator settle there
22:13.21MonetThese clients can always try and hide in cave systems or in jungles.
22:13.45MonetIt's called guerelal warfare and it's waht kicked the USA in the face in both Korea and Vietnam.
22:13.47AeonBut they won't succeed long term, not for long.
22:13.51Monetgurerella*
22:13.56Monetguerella*
22:14.16AeonStill, no
22:14.20MonetGuerella warfare works.
22:14.55AdmiralPandaIt's the most effective way of dealing with an opposing military that outnumbers and/or outpowers you significantly in your own homeland
22:15.00MonetCome on, the US firebombed half od Vietnam and they still had to admit defeat.
22:15.06AdmiralPanda^
22:15.09Imperios:3
22:15.21AdmiralPandadat random cat face
22:15.45ImperiosIt is supposed to me "u lose u muhrican"
22:16.57MonetThe key advantages guerella warafre has over an outmanning and outgunning are thus: 1) You ahve no idea where the guerellas all are. 2) You have no idea where the gurerellas will strike from next.
22:16.58AeonImpy SporeFantasyRP ?
22:17.12AeonImpy #SporeFantasyRP ?
22:17.42AdmiralPanda3) You choose the battlefield
22:18.05AeonI'm cutting off this conversation
22:18.13MonetIn other words, I think it is possible to withstand a Mardor or Gargator invasion (that doesn't use planet busters or continent melters) can be thwarted using this kind of warfare.
22:18.14AdmiralPandaEven that bigass assault the Americans launched on the Cong fehled the emprah because they weren't actually targeting anywhere important
22:18.33AeonIt's not a legitimate alternative to being an Aeon protectorate.
22:18.36ImperiosStill haven't finished Simac
22:18.40AeonThat's all i'll say
22:18.44ImperiosI am reading All Flesh is Grass
22:19.19MonetI jsut lost respect for all Delcathians. I'm sorry.
22:19.32ImperiosFunny coincidence: right now I am reading a chapter which tells about human nature and do we like to see things in black and white
22:19.58AeonBecause they cannot defeat technologically superioe enemies?
22:20.21MonetBecause it soudns lik they don't have the balls to fight back.
22:21.31MonetThey don't see a guerella rebellion as an alternative to being an Aeon protectorate? What pussies.
22:22.55MonetAlso having superior technology is no guarentee to winning a war. Look at the British-Zulu war.
22:23.14AeonThey would fight back, but they don't want to lose most of their population to a religious genocide
22:24.10MonetWow...I think you just kicked the founding fathers in the head.
22:24.20AdmiralPandahue
22:24.45AeonThe US did NOT make any such choice
22:25.08AeonNo one ever intended to kill all Americans in the revolutionary war, the goal was occupation.
22:25.23AeonKeep in mind, the Gargator kill everything
22:25.36ImperiosRussia couldn't defeat CHUKCHIS. CHUKCHIS, DAMMIT!
22:25.46MonetYeah but the patriots were willing to die for their freedom.
22:27.11MonetI get the feeling that patriots who were captured by the British did risk the death penalty for waht they did.
22:27.36AeonYes, they were, but this is not the same. The Delcathians would be dying senseless deaths. Enslavement isn't an option.
22:28.18AeonAnd BTW The US could Nuke any developing Country into ashes and they'd have nothing to say about it.
22:28.44AeonIf we actually did unleash our full capablility, we'd win
22:29.07MonetSo there's no sense in trying to take as many Mardor or Gargator with you as possible?
22:29.28AeonWell you can, but it's not a legitimate alternative
22:29.39MonetI'm sorry when was the last time somene made a successful attempt to invade your country?
22:29.54Aeon1812
22:30.02AeonI think
22:30.13Monet1012 was the other way around.
22:30.26Monet1812*
22:30.41AeonCanada invaded the US
22:30.51AeonIt basically won.
22:30.54MonetThe Thirteen Colonies wanted to kick the British off the American contanent.
22:31.28MonetThe War of 1812 fro mwaht I recall was as hitty attempt to take over Canada.
22:31.33Monetshitty*
22:32.07AeonLook this has completely derailed
22:32.15AeonWell, more shifted
22:32.20AeonI want to stop
22:32.22MonetSo 1812 was the last time someoen tried to invade your country? I live in the UK and the last time we were invaded was WWII.
22:32.29AdmiralPandaIf I can be perfectly honest, anything involving you derails -.-
22:32.51ImperiosWait, 1812 m
22:32.52Imperios?
22:32.54AdmiralPandaanyway, Australia still has a standing policy that if we're invaded, we'll let you get as far as Brisbane before we turn around and fuck your shit up
22:32.58ImperiosEh
22:33.16ImperiosIsn't the 1812 war a part of the Napoleonic wars?
22:33.47AeonNo
22:34.08ImperiosWe're probably thinking about two different wars of 1812
22:34.34AeonNew subject
22:34.36ImperiosIn Russia, it usually refers to the final stage of the Napoleonic Wars
22:34.44MonetThe war of 1812 might have succeeded for the Americans if their troops didn't walk directly int othe line of British cannons.
22:34.45ImperiosAka THE FRENCH FROZE TO DEATH
22:35.07ImperiosIt's a good example of a guerilla war too BTW
22:35.36AdmiralPandaRussia and Australia have the best defence policy ever
22:35.41AdmiralPandalet the country itself kill them
22:35.48ImperiosAye
22:36.06ImperiosWorked in the Middle Ages, 1812, WWII
22:36.28AdmiralPandaThe Brisbane Line was a damn sadistic tactic really, people land in Darwin then have to cross by land from there to Brisbane, with half the country trying to kill you while you're at it
22:36.40AeonLook new subject
22:36.41AdmiralPandathen we turn around with fresh and prepared soldiers, and fuck your shit up sideways
22:36.49AdmiralPandaAeon: We left your discussion ages ago
22:36.51Imperiosshakes his head
22:37.01*** join/#sporewiki Tybusen (44e7d23d@gateway/web/freenode/ip.68.231.210.61)
22:37.14ImperiosBrisbane? Darwin? What's that?
22:37.23ImperiosHi Tybusen
22:37.31MonetCities in Autrailia.
22:37.58TybusenHai guys
22:38.18AdmiralPandaBrisbane be the capital of Queensland, where I live, and Darwin is the capital of the Northern Territory, and is the most northern large city in the continent
22:38.33ImperiosI c
22:39.06TybusenDarwin was also mentioned in 1984 :U
22:39.42ImperiosHm yeah
22:39.48TybusenIt's the most notable Aussie city that's 1984
22:39.53ImperiosDarwin is a familiar name to me
22:40.02Tybusenmainlybecauseit'stheonlyAussiecityevenmentionedin1984hur
22:40.04ImperiosBrisbane? Nope
22:40.08AdmiralPandaDarwin is actually mentioned in something?
22:40.22MonetI've heard of Brisbane.
22:40.34AdmiralPandabut in all seriousness, Darwin is that one city the rest of Australia doesn't care about
22:40.34TybusenDarwin is in 1984 as one of the four corners of the big quadrilateral that the three superstates fight over
22:40.55TybusenPlus it's the only Aussie city that ever gets mentioned in the book
22:41.06ImperiosAh
22:41.13TybusenI heard of Brisbane but not of Darwin before reading 1984
22:41.15AdmiralPandaI see
22:41.17Imperios"From Lisbon to Blah blah blah"
22:41.22ImperiosThat part
22:41.35TybusenIt's Rabat to Brazzaville to Hong Kong to Darwin
22:41.39ImperiosGoldstein's book
22:42.01TybusenWar is peace.
22:42.12ImperiosIgnorance is power
22:42.28TybusenSlavery is freedom
22:42.46Tybusenholds up four fingers
22:42.51TybusenTell me, how many fingers am I holding up?
22:42.56ImperiosFive
22:43.01TybusenVery good.
22:43.46TybusenI could float off this chat like a soap bubble if I willed it, but I do not will it because the Party does not will it, correct?
22:43.51ImperiosAye
22:44.11Tybusenfloats off anways
22:44.15Tybusen*anyways
22:44.35ImperiosFinally someone that shares my liking for Orwell
22:44.39WormyTHERE ARE FOUR FINGERS
22:44.45MonetLol
22:44.53ImperiosYou should also read We and Brave New World IMO
22:44.54Opel_SporeWhat has four fingers?
22:44.55Tybusenshocks Wormy
22:45.03TybusenWRONG! HOW COULD YOU BE SO WRONG?
22:45.05Wormyngh
22:45.19TybusenI've also read BNW but I personally liked 1984 the best
22:45.27ImperiosWe = Russian 1984
22:45.38Imperios+ more futurism
22:45.39TybusenYou are a slow learner, Wormy
22:45.45TybusenThere are three steps to your reeducation
22:46.07WormyPeople in Britain declare "Orwell was right" in reference to all the super survellience and police everywhere
22:46.36ImperiosMy dad about 1984: you read about it, and your ancestors experienced it IRL
22:47.33TybusenBig Brother is watching you Wormy
22:47.48TybusenBut now it is time for you to take the final step.
22:47.53WormyThey have...  Bugs in my house
22:47.53TybusenYou must come to love Big Brother.
22:48.13WormySILVER MACHINE BUGS
22:48.14TybusenRoom 101.
22:48.20WormyThey live in your skin Tybusen
22:48.35WormyYou would like the film Bug
22:48.54ImperiosI wonder. What if my greatest fear is somewhat... abstract?
22:49.10ImperiosOr unreal. I am really creeped off by transformation
22:49.17Tybusenlocks Imperios in Room 101 and fills it with somewhat abstract concepts
22:49.19WormyYou can't be sure if the conspiracy nut case man is right or he is delusional, and a single woman gets caught in his delusion/truth
22:49.30ImperiosAnd when I am not creeped off by it, I'm...
22:49.35Imperiosnevermind
22:50.05Tybusenplays Transformers and forces Imperios to watch
22:50.16ImperiosNot that transformation
22:50.22ImperiosMore like...
22:50.29ImperiosI remember my worst nightmare
22:50.31WormyPuts Imperios into an electrical Transformer
22:50.52Tybusenforces Imperios to watch Dhazhrak transforming into Ramashe over and over
22:50.54ImperiosI am transformed into a small fish and then flushed into a toilet
22:51.07*** join/#sporewiki R17 (79362259@gateway/web/freenode/ip.121.54.34.89)
22:51.15ImperiosI am not scared by these TF
22:51.20TybusenBig Brother is watching you R17.
22:51.25R17wot's the topic now
22:51.27ImperiosThey don't scare me, disturb maybe
22:51.30Imperios1984
22:51.47ImperiosTransformations may scare me, disturb me, etc
22:51.53R171984? Elaborate
22:51.55ImperiosEncite me
22:52.02ImperiosIt's a book
22:52.08TybusenThe book 1984 by George Orwell
22:52.18TybusenThe most famous dystopian novel of all time
22:52.19R17I saas
22:52.20ImperiosTHE PARTY COMMANDS YOU TO READ IT. FREEDOM IS SLAVERY.
22:52.31TybusenIGNORANCE IS STRENGTH.
22:52.35TybusenBB!
22:52.39ImperiosWAR IS PEACE.
22:52.43ImperiosBBC!
22:52.46Imperios*BB!
22:52.51Tybusenpfft BBC
22:53.03TybusenBBC is the Party
22:53.10ImperiosT7 is a thoughcriminal
22:53.13Monet"Imagien a boot pressing your face into the ground. Doo you picture it? Good, that is 1984"
22:53.15WormyOf course, the BBC has been a propagnder machine from the beginning
22:53.17ImperiosIt's annoying
22:53.32Monetinto the ground for eternity*
22:53.46TybusenIf you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamped in the human face; forever.
22:54.04R17FOREVER!
22:54.07R17whoops
22:54.25R17forgot that dramatic part where I pop out of a flower pot or something random
22:55.13TybusenNO! DO IT TO MONET! DO IT TO MONET! NOT ME! MONET!
22:55.24Tybusenscreams wildly
22:55.36ImperiosDoes that mean you are in love with Monet or something
22:55.49Tybusenngh
22:55.53ImperiosDohoho
22:55.58R17Tybusen x Monet
22:55.59Monetis strangely turned on by this
22:56.00R17OTP
22:56.15R17I knew it
22:56.18TybusenNein
22:57.14MonetButbutbut...
22:57.20TybusenI betrayed you.
22:57.38MonetWHYYYYY!
22:57.45ImperiosUnder the chestnut tree
22:57.51Hachi_Don't come cryin to me
22:57.55TybusenI sold you and you sold me
22:58.24AceOfSpaceDunno why I did that, really...
22:58.36TybusenYou did that because the Party willed it.
22:58.41AceOfSpace?
22:58.50MonetI should have known...You never looked at me while we were in bed.
22:58.59R17Xarikverse, on a regular basis, has humans and pink ponies placed on torture racks while the Radux stab them with tentacles, extract their souls and torture their spirits for all of eternity.
22:59.08TybusenThey got me a long time ago.
22:59.13ImperiosBoring
22:59.28R17Tybusen
22:59.31ImperiosAceOfSpace: You did what?
22:59.41R17y won't you look at Monet in the eyes while you two make love?
22:59.43AceOfSpaceImperios: Change my username.
22:59.44ImperiosYou are AceOfSpace
22:59.52ImperiosYou have always been AceOfSpace
23:00.00AceOfSpaceImperios: What?
23:00.02TybusenOpel_Spore never existed.
23:00.06ImperiosYep
23:00.10AceOfSpace...?
23:00.12TybusenOpel_Spore does not exist and never will exist
23:00.16TybusenYou are an unperson.
23:00.21TybusenWiped from the slate of history.
23:00.23AceOfSpaceooookay....
23:00.31R17and altered
23:00.32MonetAnswer me Tybusen, why won't you look at me when we make love!
23:00.36Imperios#sporewiki is taken over by Oceania
23:00.41R17you have shifted into another state
23:00.41R17of being
23:01.01ImperiosGet used to it and don't even thinking of defying the Party
23:01.04AceOfSpaceok, my new identity is AceOfSpace
23:01.11AceOfSpaceI'm cool with that name
23:01.14ImperiosThoughtcrime is not tolerated
23:01.45R17INNOCENCE...
23:01.51TybusenSometimes... they threaten you with something - something you can't stand up to, can't even think about. And then you say, 'Don't do it to me, do it to somebody else, do it to so-and-so."
23:01.51R17proves nothing...
23:01.59ImperiosTybusen: Hm
23:02.12TybusenAnd after that, you don't feel the same towards that person any longer.
23:02.15R17Chaos... is the only tru- *BLAM*
23:02.23ImperiosShouldn't I be from Eurasia and not Oceania?
23:02.32TybusenEURASIAN SPY!
23:02.37ImperiosR17 is an Eastasian spy
23:02.38Tybusenreports Imperios
23:02.40R17turns everyone into Tourettes Guy clones
23:02.40AceOfSpaceEurospy
23:03.09ImperiosHm
23:03.28TybusenBut it's alright, I've won the victory over myself.
23:03.33TybusenI love Big Brother.
23:03.44ImperiosTybusen: R17 is clearly an Eastasian spy
23:04.11ImperiosAnd Hachi_ too, he likes anime hur
23:04.20R17slow internet is slow
23:04.59R17https://derpicdn.net/media/W1siZiIsIjIwMTIvMTAvMTIvMjBfMjFfNDNfOTcyXzEyMDYxNl9fVU5PUFRfX3NhZmVfcmFpbmJvd19kYXNoX29jdGF2aWFfZG9pbmdfc29tZXRoaW5nIl1d/120616__safe_rainbow-dash_shipping_lesbian_octavia_vulgar_wut-face_5132e0387f123bfe3c0000b4_doing-something.png Monet and Tybusen (minus the pony bit)
23:05.28ImperiosStop posting thoughtcrime R17
23:05.39R17But I AM a thoughtcriminal
23:05.43R17bwahaha
23:05.47ImperiosTybusen?
23:05.59R17I DEFY ALL YOUR RULES AND LOGIC
23:06.02R17why?
23:06.04ImperiosShall we take him to the Minilove?
23:06.07R17CUZ I'M EEVEEL
23:06.16R17take me to your leader
23:06.16TybusenTake him to the Minilove.
23:06.21R17your leader is Iovera
23:06.24R17isn't she?
23:06.28Imperiostakes R17 to the Minilove
23:06.36TybusenIovera runs the Minilove, silly
23:06.57ImperiosTybusen: Random fact
23:07.16R17confesses to Iovera that he was an Eastasian spy all along, and then proceeds to run away and do a silly retarded dance in pubic
23:07.16ImperiosThere is aactually an institution in Russia called MiniHealth
23:07.20R17public*
23:07.22ImperiosOkay MinHealth but still
23:08.04R17puts the brazzers logo everywhere on MiniLove
23:08.14Imperiosshows four fingers to R17
23:08.16R17BRAZZERS
23:08.18R17BRAZZERS
23:08.21R17has four fingers
23:08.23ImperiosHow many fingers do you see?
23:08.28R17ten
23:08.39R17gets eyesight problems for no reason
23:08.43WormyPaints an anarchy symbol on every house in Oceania while wearing invisible ink
23:09.18R17LIQUID INK IS INVISIBLE?!!
23:09.25Imperioselectrocutes R17
23:09.33TybusenHere is a candle to light you to bed, here comes a chopper to chop off your head~
23:09.38R17turns into a skeleton and collapses
23:09.39Tybusenshoots Wormy
23:09.55ImperiosThe Party says I show you five fingers.
23:10.02Imperiosshows R17 four fingers
23:10.09ImperiosHow many fingers do you see?
23:10.16R17turns into a magic dick that lives on one of Mon's flying islands
23:10.19R17uhh
23:10.23R17I dun't know
23:10.39TybusenTurn the dial to 80.
23:10.52Imperioselectrocutes R17
23:11.04R17turns into a fried chicken
23:11.06R17bakw bawk
23:11.33R17#illarion
23:12.11R17#sporewikiponies
23:12.41AceOfSpacesporewikiponies?
23:13.02R17because y not
23:13.05R17everyone loves ponies
23:13.11AceOfSpacelol
23:13.56WormyI prefer qonies
23:14.12ImperiosTek0516 has never existed.
23:14.29ImperiosWormy: There is a Q-like character in MLP
23:14.36ImperiosHe is even voiced by the same VA
23:14.55R17DISCORD
23:16.28AceOfSpaceAlso,
23:17.09AceOfSpaceI'm making an Adventure where two factions battle each other for control of water, in a parody of Team Fortress 2, but I don't know what Species those two factions should be.
23:17.14AceOfSpaceAnyone has suggestions?
23:17.29R17Spoffits
23:17.35AceOfSpaceSpoffits are animals
23:17.40AceOfSpaceI need Space-faring creatures
23:17.42MonetImperios: Seriously?
23:17.45R17I dun' give shits
23:17.54ImperiosMonet: Yes
23:17.55R17MAEK SPOFFIT ADVENTURE NAO
23:17.56WormySpoffit with captain parts
23:18.11AceOfSpacePossibly...but it will be ridiculous.
23:18.18R17I dun' kaer
23:18.39AceOfSpaceWell, I was having in mind a species of the SporeWiki fiction universe.
23:18.44AceOfSpacetwo species*
23:18.55AdmiralPandaGorf vs. Xhodocto
23:19.10AceOfSpaceThat seems interesting, but there are two problems.
23:19.16R17YEAH!
23:19.20AceOfSpace1st problem: Gorf seems to be an individual being, not a species.
23:19.30TybusenArmy of Gorfs
23:19.33TybusenProblem solved
23:19.37AceOfSpace2nd problem: Xhodocto are way too powerful. They could crush the Gorf army easily.
23:19.46AceOfSpaceUnless, of coure, the Gorfs are Tier 0s
23:19.53AceOfSpaceat which they may stand a chance.
23:19.56R17I dun' care
23:20.04R17you're too serees
23:20.11R17seerees*
23:20.12AceOfSpaceFine, Gorf vs. Xhodocto
23:20.31AceOfSpaceBut do they have their in-game Spore representations ready to be downloaded?
23:21.47AceOfSpaceThought so.
23:22.09ImperiosWormy and Monet: lhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gw1OBzWGorI&feature=youtube_gdata_player
23:22.12Imperioshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gw1OBzWGorI&feature=youtube_gdata_player
23:22.12AdmiralPandaLast time I checked they do
23:22.15ImperiosNow
23:22.24Sleeperioszzz
23:22.30AceOfSpacegood night
23:23.11MonetYeah that's Q.
23:23.37MonetScarily, John de Lancie also voices WIlliam Miles in Assassin's Creed - Desmond's dad.
23:24.59WormyHe plays this dick of a character in Stargate
23:25.27MonetHe seems to enjoy playing smug self-righteous characters.
23:32.00AdmiralPandaHe's probably just been typecast heavily
23:40.53R17tset
23:42.22Wormyhttp://www.bubblews.com/news/384206-how-to-potty-train-your-demon-child
23:42.36AceOfSpaceSeriously, what's the difference between Danger Reductor and Powered Armor?
23:42.49MonetLook possibly?
23:42.56AceOfSpaceYeah, that's the only thing.
23:43.01AceOfSpaceOther than that, they're complete clones.
23:43.13AceOfSpaceBoth nullify all damage and eat your entire energy supply.
23:44.09Wormylower your volume and prepare for lame tune http://www.demonbuster.com/potty.html
23:50.51*** join/#sporewiki Tek0516 (ae715610@gateway/web/qwebirc/irc.wikia.com/ip.174.113.86.16)
23:51.59WormyMonet:  Proof Stargate is real.  A Ha'tak http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tb1Loo1Poa4&feature=youtu.be
23:53.50AceOfSpacehi Tek

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