IRC log for #sporewiki on 20130502

00:00.29Tek0516I'd like the others to at least have a chance (and flight) so I think Modern era is reasonable enough.
00:00.55Tek0516Especially with the handicaps on DT to counteract size.
00:03.16Tek0516At the start Dt will pretty much have <-20 happiness, and many cities labelled occupied, to reflect in-game.
00:04.06R17how do you get around the "almost everyone else has small territories and thus little resources" problem that Monet mentioned concerning about the landmasses?
00:04.23R17the aforementioned Dominatus penalties?
00:05.01Tek0516That is one. The game also has all KSA nations in an alliance locked into permanent war with DT.
00:05.26Tek0516So when combined they can stand a fighting chamce.
00:05.28Tek0516*chance
00:06.01R17post a vid of gameplay of that map on YT when it's done
00:06.09R17(assuming that you have a YT account, that is)
00:06.14Tek0516I don't.
00:06.25Tek0516I can upload it to wikia though.
00:06.29Tek0516right?
00:06.59R17maybe
00:07.06R17yeah
00:07.29Tek0516Nope, apparently not.
00:07.52Tek0516Probably for filter reasons. So we don't get mass porn uploads or anything.
00:08.40R17loool
00:08.53Tek0516Vandals can already do enough with text.
00:09.40AdmiralPandaUploading porn via text eh?
00:09.43AdmiralPandalooks at Hachi_
00:10.33Hachi_hao u know
00:11.00Tek0516No I mean that they can add enough inappropriate content via text. Though a dirty user could still do images, at risk of Wikia permaban.
00:11.19AdmiralPandaTek, you missed the joke
00:11.31AdmiralPandaHachi is involved in a lot of romantic fics
00:11.43Tek0516No, I know that.
00:11.52Hachi_Romantic sci-fi hardcore erotica
00:11.56Hachi_With candle wax
00:12.46Tek0516I may be a minor fiction in the Milky Way, but I still know about Hachi's... how would I put it cleanly...
00:12.50AdmiralPandaand holyrats in tight leather
00:13.18Tek0516O.o
00:13.22Wormy_STOThat'll be Imperios's doing
00:13.26AdmiralPandaI sort of want to petition Impy for the right to make a holyrat deviant faction consisting purely of dominatrixes. Hachi will move there forever
00:13.28Hachi_It was my idea
00:15.36Wormy_STO<PROTECTED>
00:15.53AdmiralPandaHAH
00:15.57AdmiralPandahah
00:15.59AdmiralPandalul
00:16.02Wormy_STOI hate it now so much
00:16.05AdmiralPandaI haven't laughed like that since I was a little girl
00:19.19Tek0516Which Civ5 policy branch would be better for the Drakodominatus Tyanny? Autocracy or Order?
00:19.32AdmiralPandaShenanigans
00:20.03TybusenDefinitely Autocracy
00:20.17TybusenThink of Autocracy as Fascism and Order as Communism
00:20.59Tek0516No wait, Order wasn't the way I thought it was.
00:21.35Tek0516Way less suitable than I thought.
00:22.02TybusenOrder = Soviet Russia, Autocracy = Nazis, Freedom = 'Murica
00:22.07TybusenUse that as sort of a guideline
00:23.45Tek0516The images even look that way.
00:24.09TybusenThat's the point
00:24.23TybusenThey're modeled after the three major ideologies of the Industrial Revolution era
00:24.40Tek0516Yep.
00:25.26Tek0516So I think the best 2 for DT would be Hono(u)r and Autocracy.
00:25.56TybusenYep (although the last thing I think of when thinking DT is honor :U)
00:26.20Tek0516Definitely.
00:27.21Wormybye
00:28.20Tek0516The FPC, as rebels against the DT would definitely have Freedom, not sure what the other should be.
00:29.02TybusenThe others could have Freedom too to give each other relations boosts, although I think that bonus only applies in G&K
00:30.16Tek0516No, that's not that one.
00:30.49Tek0516You might be thinking of Patronage, which improves relations with city-states.
00:31.29TybusenWell, I know that Civs with the same Industrial-era SP track get a relations boost with each other, but I think that was introduced for G&K, so...
00:31.46Tek0516Didn't know about that.
00:32.02Tek0516Ah yes, I see.
00:32.34Tek0516I'm using the main version for the moment, though I'm planning to buy G&K soon.
00:33.44TybusenYou should eventually adapt the mod for G&K
00:33.54TybusenG&K adds a shitload of stuff that could be useful
00:34.29Tek0516It's $30 to buy it in-store, or $20 to upgrade it via Steam, assuming I can find a debit payment option.
00:41.30Tek0516So it's either upgrade my version to Gold, or have a CD version for both.
00:44.41Monethttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Wrath_of_The_Imperium#Hotel_Radio Galtain's journey takes another dark turn.
00:59.28Tek0516test
01:02.34Monet"Hey uhh...Columbia. We're getting calls from China that you guys blew up Peking." "MURICA!" "Yeah well they're not happy and we had to say we didnt' send you" "But we were spreading MURICAN values" "well can you not be so violent?" "You don't like us, we're leaving this corrupt country taking oru magic flyin city with us" "Hey wait that's ours!"
01:03.24AdmiralPandaI realised that Columbia is the single most vulnerable city in the world now
01:05.31MonetWel lthey have the firepower to level a city.
01:05.51AdmiralPandaexcept they'll all die once whatever power source the city has runs out
01:07.24MonetI saw a few windmills.
01:07.44MonetAnd from what I can tell, msot of the city's power is run by users of the Shock Jockey vigor.
01:09.02Tek0516Hm... what might be the best Civ5 social policy for these guys? http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Sindar_Dominion
01:09.57Tek0516Except the Industrial policies.
01:11.08MonetAlso maybe the city has generators designed to harness the power of outspoken racism?
01:14.35AdmiralPandathat would revolutionise the australian energy grid
01:15.37MonetOver here in the UK we need a moaning collector.
01:17.24Tek0516Put one of those on the planet and we'd end the energy crisis.
01:18.51AdmiralPandaI did the math, and one 'Murica generator could power the omniverse
01:20.18Tek0516lol
01:20.51Tek0516So any suggestions on a good Civ5 policy branch for the Drodo? http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Drodo_Empire
01:23.30Mecharictest
01:23.35Tek0516hi
01:23.43MecharicAh, finally done with my freaking homework
01:23.45Mechariclol
01:23.47AdmiralPandag2g
01:23.51MecharicOnly took me like 3 hours
01:24.01Mechariccy- well, bye when u read the logs Panda
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01:25.53MecharicTek, from what I've seen of the Drodo they would be more Military, Science, and either Order or Culture (less sure on these)
01:25.54Tek0516Hey Officer
01:25.55MecharicHello Jackel
01:26.15Mechariclol
01:26.44MecharicTybusen, just curious, did we ever finish the 2n Bunsen Galaxy War?
01:26.50Mecharicwb Aquilo
01:30.15Aquilohola
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01:36.18Tek0516hi
01:41.06Tek0516test
01:47.57OfficerJackalTek0516: Loud and clear
01:49.38Tek0516Hey OfficerJackal, which 2 paths from this would best describe NCKU? http://civilization.wikia.com/wiki/Social_policies_(Civ5)
01:50.06OfficerJackalThis page needs content. You can help by adding a sentence or a photo!
01:50.50OfficerJackalThats what I get
01:53.10OfficerJackalTek0516: You there?
01:53.50Tek0516Odd. But would you say yours is more NCKU? Order (Think Soviet Russia) or Autocracy (Like Nazi Germany)
01:54.00TybusenMecharic_Away: Nope :U
01:56.19OfficerJackalTek0516: Both.
01:56.45Tek0516Well I can only do one or the other.
01:57.38OfficerJackalTek0516: Order I guess them.
01:57.42OfficerJackalThen*
02:01.00Tek0516Then there's seven others. Science, Religion, Commerce, Military, Liberty, Tradition (elitism mostly) and one for boosting relations.
02:01.50Tek0516Which seems most fitting for NCKU?
02:02.08MecharicAlways fun watching stuff blow up. The NCKU should have Autocracy
02:02.15Mecharicand after that Order
02:02.29Tek0516Well the game only allows one of those options.
02:02.29MecharicDue to Order being for large nations v/s military nations for Autocracy
02:02.38MecharicI know, Autocracy first
02:03.26MecharicTybusen: lol, think we ever will finish the war?
02:03.41Mecharicwith its cake cannons/misiles XD
02:03.47Tek0516Order will also make every other power dislike them more. ;)
02:03.57MecharicThen it must be ORDER
02:03.59Mechariclol
02:04.27Tek0516Pretty much KSA is Freedom, DT is Autocracy, and NCKU is Order.
02:04.28MecharicAnd, now I think of it, doesn't the NCKU have a not too awesome military?
02:05.00MecharicAre you picking a policy for every race/empire
02:05.00Mecharic?
02:05.19Tek0516I'm making a Katar Sector Scenario.
02:05.30MecharicAh
02:05.38TybusenI'm thinking about redoing the SBW after remaking FBW
02:05.38MecharicKollective has Commerce lol
02:05.46MecharicOh cool.
02:06.00MecharicWill I still be able to participate with my no-longer-existing empires, Ty?
02:06.14Tek0516Well I can't do them until a map is made.
02:07.27TybusenYeah you can Macheen
02:07.33Mecharic:D
02:07.39MecharicI liked Masuri le Mad
02:07.59MecharicHell, I liked them all XD
02:09.19TybusenI'd like to expand it to get more people involved
02:09.55MecharicAgreed, the more the merrier lol
02:09.57Tek0516HEy OfficerJackal, what's the NCKU Capital called?
02:10.29Tybusengrr I wanted to hit up Monet for a list of Draconis planet names for my SporeWiki mod but he left before I could ask
02:10.56OfficerJackalTek0516: Krickan City XD
02:11.12Tek0516I probably need more names than the fiction owners have made up. XD
02:11.34Tek0516OfficerJackal: Sorry, meant the system's name
02:11.50Mecharicwaits for it to be Krickan System
02:12.02Tek0516XD
02:12.05MecharicIt's what I'd do lol
02:12.40TybusenAre you going to lock city-building or are you gonna allow settlers?
02:12.47Tek0516I need the name for the capital system, plus one other system name.
02:13.20OfficerJackalTek0516: Marimar System.
02:13.30OfficerJackalTek0516: Mariamar?
02:13.39OfficerJackalTek0516: Mariamar*
02:14.28Tek0516Well Settlers will be allowed, but to reflect timeframe, but water will prevent colonization and slow travel between empires.
02:16.06Tek0516Culture expansion will act more like newly settled colonies.
02:17.28Tek0516I need to get 33 Dominatus System names, NOT counting the capital.
02:18.22Tek0516And others for Drodo, USF and Sindar.
02:19.51Tek0516So by this point the layout, culture and tech is set-up. Next phase is city populations and buildings.
02:20.21Tybusen33 cities :U
02:20.30Tek051634.
02:21.06Tek0516Though they will have mid to low populations, and at least half will start off as occupied. No happiness buildings either.
02:21.55Tek0516Most of those will be captured cities of small empires, so very low infrastructure too.
02:22.27Tek0516Meanwhile the other powers will be established.
02:23.45Tek0516DT alliance: 36 cities KSA: ...also 36 cities
02:25.00Tybusen72 cities seems prohibitively large for even a Civ map :U
02:25.17Tek0516Oh sorry, 36 and 31.
02:25.26TybusenStill, 67
02:25.29Tek0516Yes, it's a bit tight in many places.
02:25.46Tybusensuggests adding two more cities because you know why
02:25.58Tek0516-.-
02:26.26TybusenAnd cities will not be able to razed, correct?
02:26.28R17AHAHAHA
02:26.38R1769
02:26.54Tek0516One of the things which devastates DT at the start: network of "hyperspace lanes" which cost ~200 gold per turn.
02:27.05TybusenR17: https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRSbQ7DVgOCao0Cp5MBrJRZRzRWxn2YY5fPVf3QL15kCM1PWyYdww
02:27.20R17inorite
02:27.39TybusenMedusa - But I was told that putting railroads on every tile was a great strategy!
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02:28.33TybusenHai Aeo
02:28.38Aeohi
02:28.44TybusenWe were just talking about how Medusa Heimdall would suck at playing Civ
02:28.45Tek0516Ok, it's not that much, but it's still an elaborate mess. Routes between DT and captured cities are still in place though, posing and interesting effect strategy-wise.
02:28.48Tek0516*an
02:29.33Tek0516Medusa - What do you mean I can't start with a superior military and wipe everyone out?
02:31.27Tek0516Medusa - Why invest in science? BUILD!
02:32.38TybusenGandhi - Gee, those sure are some nice cities you've got there Medusa. It would be a shame if they were to... explode.
02:34.03Tek0516To mix things up I made each of the 4 playable KSA nations also start with a different policy in addition to freedom
02:34.17Tek0516And razing will be blocked.
02:34.31Tek0516Though you can technically wipe planets off the map.
02:36.06R17Our words are backed
02:36.08R17with NUCLEAR WEAPONS!
02:37.31Tek0516The final war set-up will split Katar into 3 groups: DT, KSA (+ neutrals), and NCKU. The level is successful when the other two groups are eliminated
02:38.36Tek0516Assuming I set this up right.
02:39.32Tek0516I'd love to see a successful NCKU campaign. XD
02:40.10Tek0516NCKU would need to takeover ALL of Katar to win.
02:40.49Tek0516Starting with just 2 of the... 71 cities.
02:41.22Tek0516hopes no one else notices...
02:42.21Tek0516I mean... nothing. Nothing to do with the number of cites NCKU will need to capture... >.>
02:42.25R17Poor little NCKU
02:42.32R17give them 2 more colonies
02:42.44TybusenAs much as the DT is severely handicapped from the start, I still think they might be overpowering in the scenario >.<
02:42.51R17that should raise the city count to 69
02:43.23Tek0516There's 71 cities total. NCKU starts with 2. XD They need to capture... nevermind.
02:44.34R17make the NCKU start off with bonuses
02:44.38R17just to make it a little more fair
02:45.42Tek0516Well they'll receive a decent military. The first challenge for them is regain the Drodo Occupation zone.
02:45.43MecharicBut the NCKU isn't really able to win...
02:46.01R17give them two more colonies
02:46.07MecharicThough seeing them pull a win out their arse would be awesome lol
02:46.22Tek0516TBH the point of the NCKU wasn't to win. Their playability is more symbolic.
02:46.49Mecharicwins with the NCKU. By win he mean cheats and haxs.
02:46.57Mecharic:P
02:47.06MecharicI love the IU NCKU tbh
02:47.07Tek0516And I can't add more cities to NCKU. Size-wise I was reluctant to even add 2 to them.
02:47.26MecharicIs the map already on Huge?
02:47.36Tek0516Alright, map alpha test commencing...
02:48.16Mecharic*map blows up* who used a planet buster?
02:48.52Tek0516It's a very large size. This is the map layout. Wrap is off, btw. http://images.wikia.com/spore/images/f/f5/Katar_Civ5_Map.png
02:49.10Tek0516brb after I test out the map so far
02:54.03Tek0516Hm... I'm doing something wrong...
02:55.34Tek0516The map works, but I can't load the actual scenario, just the factions deployed like on a random map.
02:58.09Tek0516Once I get the map working I'll create custom factions.
02:58.45Tek0516For now they're just renamed defaults.
03:04.41Aquilolooks really good tek
03:09.15Tek0516Ty
03:09.40Tek0516Sindar Dominion is playable in it.
03:10.48Tek0516brb. restrating computer for updates.
03:12.23Tek0516nvm, not yet. More downloads.
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03:17.24R17stupid half life intros that I can't skip
03:18.53Tek0516lol
03:18.54AquiloI like the hl intro ;(
03:19.12Aquilogreat cinematography
03:37.03R17actually
03:37.16R17I was referring to the title intros for Sierra and Valve that appear
03:37.19R17on the first half life
03:37.32R17I can't skip 'em
03:37.48R17those are the only ones I've seen so far
03:46.13Tek0516Ugh... I still can't make this damn mod work right.
03:46.18MecharicWHAAAA, Tek, u no have Kioskstrum Collective on dat map lol. It looks very good, I wanna play it now haha
03:48.08Tek0516I can't include something I don't have a map for.
03:49.38MecharicFair enough
03:53.31Tek0516So my mod is installed, but it won't run the scenario...
03:55.39MecharicDamn..
04:01.15Tek0516Everything is perfect, set-up page even give the right details, but the scenario won't load right.
04:02.54Tek0516hm... may see the problem...
04:14.05Tek0516or not.
04:16.47Tek0516night.
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04:29.57OfficerJackal~TEST
04:29.57infobotACTION hunts officerjackal down and lays eggs in his digestive system
04:30.01OfficerJackalWoops, caps XD
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04:42.40OfficerJackalDerp internet.
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07:18.00R17IA IA
07:18.03R17CTHULHU FHTAGHN
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07:54.39ImpyDroidDERP DERP DERPY FHOOVSN
08:02.26ImpyDroidHi
08:03.22ImpyDroidAeo: Random fact: in Russian, "light blue" is a common euphemism for "gay"
08:03.46ImpyDroidAnd Russia's main political party's colour is light blue
08:04.17AeoLight and dark blue are different word right?
08:04.37ImpyDroidYes
08:04.46ImpyDroidThe first is goluboy
08:04.56ImpyDroidThe second is siniy
08:05.18ImpyDroidCue communist posters: Better red than blue/gay
08:05.30ImpyDroidTroll commies hur
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08:12.05ImpyDroidIt's funny really
08:12.45ImpyDroidHi Liquid
08:13.16ImpyDroidRandom fact: in Russian, "blue" is a common euphemism for "gay"
08:13.33ImpyDroidAnd Putin's party's colour is blue
08:14.03ImpyDroidCue communist posters: "Better red than blue/gay"
08:14.07ImpyDroidTroll commies hur
08:14.27ImpyDroidYes I HAD to repeat everything I said so Liquid could see it
08:14.50Liquid_InkI appreciate it.
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08:16.10LawfulInsaneI just had a crazy thought enter my head.
08:16.55ImpyDroidUh?
08:17.17LawfulInsaneHachineer.
08:17.35ImpyDroidHachi is more like Scout
08:17.41LawfulInsaneAn engineer with the head of the rabbit.
08:17.57LawfulInsaneSort of like Oluap's Paintraingineer.
08:24.48LawfulInsanedevours his own soul
08:47.12Liquid_InkAs it turns out, Grox Infection Pods are entertainment buildings.
08:47.27LawfulInsaneYESH I GOT HUNTSMAN
08:53.37LawfulInsaneIm good at this.
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09:15.17AdmiralPandahi
09:16.19R17herro
09:16.22Liquid_InkI just completed the Civ Stage as the Zarni... and the computer crashed... and I never saved...
09:16.33ImpyDroidDum dum duuum
09:16.37ImpyDroidOuch
09:16.45LawfulInsaneI killed a nemesis after getting killed twenty times by him.
09:33.33Liquid_InkOkay, going well. Two nations have fallen to my Empire.
09:33.55Liquid_InkWell, nation.
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10:15.28Liquid_Ink_Hello.
10:16.14AdmiralPandahai monet
10:28.46ImpyDroidHello Mom
10:28.48ImpyDroidMon
10:29.25ImpyDroidNO IMP I AM YOUR FATHER
10:29.33AdmiralPandaMonet is Impy's mum. This is canon from now until a new director is chosen
10:30.25ImpyDroidWell
10:30.40ImpyDroidCome to think about it- actually nope
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10:31.31ImpyDroidhello
10:32.23XhoHello
10:32.32XhoI got a driving test today so wish me luck or i'll apocalypse everything
10:32.51ImpyDroidBad luck
10:32.54ImpyDroid:3
10:33.01ImpyDroidJ/k, good luck
10:33.47XhoLiterally the only way I can fail this is if Southampton Docks decide to explode
10:33.54AdmiralPandalul
10:34.20Liquid_Ink_rigs the Southhampton Docks to explode.
10:35.56MonetThis your  first driving test?
10:36.08XhoYep
10:36.18XhoThing is i've been driving so long that failure is out of the question
10:36.35AdmiralPandanek minnit, road rules change the day before your exam and you fail
10:36.35Liquid_Ink_If only you had it in eleven weeks from now. That way I could rig the docks to blow.
10:36.37MonetWell you've had al ot of practice.
10:36.58XhoI've been driving longer than Oluap has let's put it at that hur
10:37.09MonetOluap drives?
10:37.18XhoWell he said he passed his driving test
10:37.20XhoSo I assume yes
10:37.40MonetI'm 20 and the  closest i've gotten to behind the wheel is a driving game :P
10:38.07MonetTBH, I don't mind cycling and taking public transport everywhere.
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10:39.41ImpyTabletLiquid_Ink_: http://lurkmore.so/images/2/2c/Polish_Remover.jpg
10:40.22MonetI'd say i've clocked about a month or two travelling through London. Not once have I been mugged or assaulted.
10:40.31MonetOn the tube.
10:41.04Liquid_Ink_Impy: LOL
10:42.01ImpyDroidNot once as in more than once, righ
10:42.03ImpyDroidt?
10:42.10XhoNot sure whether I need a car really
10:42.21XhoI'd be more satisfied with a new guitar amp hur
10:42.26MonetNot once as in never.
10:42.42ImpyDroidAh
10:42.45Liquid_Ink_Do you have a guitar amp license?
10:43.44XhoWell i'm a good enough guitarist to play the guitar loud and not make anyone curl over so yeah hur
10:44.20MonetAlso I spent a week travelling on New York's Subway. The worst experiences i've had are a crowded subway car (pretty common in London), some seated guy pushing me a little because my rucksack was in his face and I once saw a preacher lady who continued spouting religious stuff -as she got off the train-.
10:45.54MonetStrangely people have been advising against using the NYC subway.
10:46.03Monetadvising me*
10:46.57Liquid_Ink_So Impy, why is Poland being removed?
10:48.01ImpyDroidMonet: I wonder, are subways shallow and utilitarian-looking too in the UK and the USA?
10:48.41ImpyDroidI was in Rome, and its subways were somewhat... well there weren't any decorations etc
10:49.17ImpyDroidItalian subway stations looked like normal train stations, except underground
10:49.50MonetWell it depends where you are on the line.
10:50.23ImpyDroidRussian subways tend to be fairly deep and heavily decorated
10:50.39MonetI've seen pictures of Moscow's Underground.
10:51.28ImpyDroidPillars, frescoes, etc
10:52.30Monethttp://cdn.londonandpartners.com/asset/dd69a9443de0969abfb69201fe336fe0.jpg this is baker steet. Other than the Sherlock Holmes mural that is a typical look.
10:53.09Monethttp://www.23photosoflondon.com/london-photos/waterloo-underground-station.jpg this is most stations
10:53.24XhoPretty much
10:53.33XhoI think Tottenham Court Road is slightly different though
10:54.09MonetThe fanciest ones are along the Victoria and Jubille lines http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7108/7850154658_0a22567f51_z.jpg
10:54.14XhoOr something close to the British Museum anyway
10:54.56MonetFurthest east i've been in London is the O2 arena.
10:55.16XhoSame here, I think anywhere past that or near that is a risk hur
10:56.19Monethttp://www.travelgeeze.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/tube_train_undergroundP1039586.jpg prettymuch all trains on the Undergroudl look like this.
10:57.12MonetThere's a new line of trains being used where the jon between carriages is like that on a bendy bus, so inside it feels like one carriage all the way through.
10:57.19Monetjoin*
10:57.45Liquid_Ink_I have now divided the United States into 5 regions: Canadia, the Habitable Zone, the Holy Empire, Occupied Mexico and the Wastelands.
10:58.05MonetWasteland = LA?
10:58.54Liquid_Ink_I'll get a picture for you in a bit.
11:01.13Monethttp://penny-arcade.com/report/article/simcity-as-advertising-platform-how-ea-rewards-you-for-buying-real-world-pr it's the fucking Dr. Pepper scandal all over again!!!!!!!!
11:01.54ImpyDroidFFFFFUUUU
11:03.44Liquid_Ink_EAxis at its finest.
11:04.16MonetBot parts were practically cosmetic.
11:05.27MonetEA is doing the EXACT SAME THING only this time with a "DLC" that can actually benefit your city drastically and it's only on offter to WHOEVER LIVESI N THE USA.
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11:07.51Liquid_Ink_Monet: LA = Occupied Mexico.
11:08.26MonetThis news clinches it: Back to SC4 for me.
11:08.52Liquid_Ink_I hear you, mah brother.
11:09.26Liquid_Ink_http://i.imgur.com/j7Y6MWC.png
11:09.33Liquid_Ink_Green is Occupied Mexico
11:09.40Liquid_Ink_Red is the Holy Empire
11:09.46Liquid_Ink_Blue is the Habitiable Zone
11:09.54Liquid_Ink_Blue-grey is Canadia
11:10.01Liquid_Ink_Yellow are the wastelands.
11:10.36AdmiralPandaspeaking of games, I have to say that Blizzard has very quick customer service
11:10.43AdmiralPandathe problem is, none of the assistance they've given me has worked
11:16.31Xhodum
11:16.47Liquid_Ink_Oluap dum?
11:17.03Xhoyeh
11:17.22Liquid_Ink_Of the pair of you, you're my favourite.
11:19.37AdmiralPandaah, we've now reached the point where Blizzard has lost the plot with what's going on
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11:20.24Liquid_Ink_Welcome back.
11:22.01ImpyDroidHrllo
11:22.13OluapWorkerhttp://www.examiner.com/article/mass-effect-4-developer-purchases-new-video-game-franchise Not sure if real, not sure what to feel
11:22.27ImpyDroidMonet: Alright
11:22.32ImpyDroidTIME TO NUKE THE USA
11:23.41AdmiralPandaI'm actually ok with this
11:23.44AdmiralPandaBioware does good work
11:24.04Liquid_Ink_Impy: Start with the Holy Empire.
11:24.31MonetBioware = good. EA as publisher = BAD.
11:24.46AdmiralPandaEA is publisher? Nuke them
11:24.48ImpyDroidAye
11:25.39MonetAlthough I was told by a guy in GAME that oen of the reasons  Bioware still amkes reasonably good games under EA is becuase since they are such good with moneymakers, EA sets them their own deadlines (most of the time I think)
11:25.40ImpyDroidNgh
11:27.08ImpyDroidNgh I can't think straight while ill
11:27.26ImpyDroidCan't even write a section
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11:31.31AdmiralPandaI've heard Starcraft 2 is a good game. Too bad I can't play it
11:32.06Lequid_InkImpy, did I spy you crossing the Sci-fi and Fantasy universes?
11:32.23ImpyDroidUh?
11:33.02Lequid_Inkhttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Ar-Klith_Civilisation
11:35.52ImpyDroidInactive fiction is inactive
11:37.31AdmiralPandawell, I'm off
11:38.30XhoCaligaduro - GODDAMMIT DOMINION GET ME OFF THEIR FUCKIN' HOMEWORLD
11:38.48OluapWorkerDominion - who r u
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11:50.38Lequid_InkTHe Zarni nations are now united as one, now off to space...
11:55.13XhoOnly 5 edits today
11:55.17XhoGET TO WORK YOU LAZY BUMS
11:56.14OluapWorkeru
11:56.20OluapWorkercode up rps u lazi bum
11:56.36Xhonot got tiem hur
11:57.23OluapWorkerso u cant talk u fugly
11:57.24OluapWorkerfugly mann
11:57.56Xhonot as fugly as u
11:58.20Lequid_InkXho looks pretty good, in my opinion.
12:02.57Xhodanke
12:03.02Xhoc oluap u dum
12:05.13Lequid_InkZarni first contact is always fun: http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fanatical_Frenzy
12:06.15ImpyDroidAye
12:06.15ImpyDroidFF is fun
12:11.06Lequid_InkThis is how the Zarni Empire will expand: nomming other Empire's homeworlds.
12:20.05Lequid_Inkhttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/e/e5/GZE.png New Zarni Symbol
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12:22.58GD12Hello
12:23.02GD12~seen Angrybirds
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12:23.34OluapWorkerhi
12:23.34GD12Monet : Saw the latest WotI section
12:23.38GD12hi
12:23.48GD12dat body glove
12:25.34Sporeraptor^hi
12:28.16MonetGd12: And that was from a human.
12:28.44GD12That probably amped him up to at least Olympic Level
12:29.12MonetTGL human - Not so puny now am i!
12:29.48GD12aye
12:29.50GD12i wonder
12:29.55GD12TGL human vs Spess Mahreen
12:30.29GD12I think its pretty even
12:31.12MonetReally?
12:31.24GD12do TGL guys still have quagma guns?
12:31.36GD12Actually it may be a bit in the favor of SMs
12:31.52GD12I think Kasrkin < TGL Humans < Mahreens
12:32.21MonetMost Talon ground legions use variations of high-velocity coilguns and plasma guns.
12:32.29GD12Average Human is S3
12:32.33GD12SMs are S4
12:32.36MonetBesides, i retconned fusino weapons to be high-energy plasma.
12:32.38GD12Buff SMs are S5
12:33.34GD12Thats a S7Ap2 vs a S4AP5
12:33.35MonetFusion guns are now no longer GUT plasma weapons.
12:33.55GD12assuming plasma tech of imperium is as good as di
12:34.24GD12sm would be better in close combat than tgl human cuz more enhancements
12:34.33GD12but tgl has advantrage in lr combat i think
12:35.17MonetTGL are like Tau only they are still reasonably good in melee.
12:35.29MonetRemove "still".
12:35.35GD12I think TGL weapons are better than Tau weapons
12:35.42GD12but thats besides the point
12:35.44XhoTau - :<
12:35.49GD12hur
12:35.57MonetHur wrong Tau.
12:36.22GD12My equivalent class of soldier to space marine is probably the Chiliarch
12:36.30XhoOluapWorker: http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=142761895 yeh
12:36.44GD124 meters of red fury http://images.wikia.com/spore/images/8/8d/ChiliarchPortrait.png
12:37.17OluapWorkerXho: Interesting Spy is like "Those colours don't fit at all!"
12:37.30XhoNiiN - DUMMKOPF
12:38.07MonetWhat's funyn is TGLs are basically suped-up Imperal Guard.
12:38.23GD12Imperial Guard on roids
12:38.40GD12I think its IG but where every guardsman is a Kasrkin
12:39.01MonetDayumn.
12:39.01XhoOluapWorker: You think your sub/view/video correlation is bad, there's this account I came across that had 175 videos, 2,055 total views and 5 subs
12:39.22OluapWorkerXho: My god
12:39.25MonetGd12: Stormtroopers?
12:39.26OluapWorkerHow does that even work
12:39.32XhoNo clue
12:39.34GD12yeah
12:39.41GD12Kasrkin is Cadian version of Stormtroopers
12:41.24GD12I wonder if Kathador would disagree with my military assessments
12:41.39XhoNiiN is 1.05 x the size of a regular Medic hur
12:41.49MonetBad stormtrooper http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-1dk_Wa0vBWU/TrGmGAXdIWI/AAAAAAAAAlY/JIKmG13o57w/s1600/StormtrooperFiring.jpg, good stormtrooper http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120630202209/warhammer40k/images/c/c0/Inquisition_Stormtrooper.jpg
12:42.16GD12dat a smexy gun
12:42.57MonetStormtroopers would be completely badass if the oones on the Death star weren't such crap shots.
12:43.04OluapWorkerdat impossibru
12:43.10OluapWorkerUnless you got someone to resize his model
12:43.33GD12Stormtroopers would be more badass if the guys invading the death star weren't named characters
12:45.10MonetI think George tried to make the mlook like proffessionals when we first saw them.
12:45.17GD12yeah
12:45.21GD12and the sandcralwer part
12:45.24GD12its an informed ability
12:45.30GD12"only stormtroopers are this precise"
12:46.32MonetI think one problem is the rather wide miss ranges.
12:47.00MonetIf it was all near-misses I think it would make more sense.
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12:47.34JepardiHi
12:47.55MonetHi.
12:48.20MonetAlso I think all ground troops have gusn compact enough to class as pistols.
12:49.04GD12thats a possibli
12:49.05MonetLaser, plasma and magnetic induction technologies in the DI have gotten advanced enough that barrel length isn't much of an issue.
12:49.41GD12I haven't actually created models for my guns
12:49.44GD12i should do that at some point
12:49.47MonetI imagine thinks to the commercialisation of high-temperature superconductors all coilguns use high-energy electromagnets.
12:50.27Sporeraptorhi
12:50.47MonetBasically every gun's magnet set must be powerful enough to rival the magnetic accelerator at Fermilab.
12:51.07GD12at least hur
12:51.46MonetWhich now makes me wonder if the rounds coming out of coilguns are travelling with such acceleration that they are effectively molten.
12:51.52GD12reaper gun hur
12:52.35MonetKoluap needs a lava submachinegun.
12:53.00Xhooh god what
12:53.06OluapWorkerThat sounds really cool but really impratical hur
12:53.07XhoI'm pretty sure there's a term for that now
12:53.10XhoCalled 'Flamethrower'
12:53.18OluapWorkerflames not lava tho
12:53.21MonetNot a flamethrower.
12:53.30XhoHm
12:53.31MonetBasicalyl it fires lava as boolits.
12:53.35XhoMolten-chemical thrower
12:54.01OluapWorkerKoluap - My lava goes ra-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta
12:54.33GD12Lavanator
12:54.40MonetI think DI coilguns would use tungsten rounds. When dat shit melts it as NASTI.
12:55.36GD12I wonder what I'd use for kinetic kill weapons
12:55.39MonetTungsten has one of the highest melting points of all the transition metals.
12:55.49GD12Probably DU + Tungsten+ molybdenum
12:55.54GD12+Titanium
12:56.05GD12mostly DU though hur
12:56.18OluapWorkerIncendiary Ammo is Koluap's favorite ME ammo upgrade
12:56.39MonetIt's absurd melting point is why it is laced into DI ceramic armour.
12:56.55GD12wont it get real hot inside the armor though
12:58.15MonetI imagine the body glove has some kind of coolingm echanism.
12:58.19OluapWorkerKoluap gets Lava SMG, is forbidden of ever entering Borealis again
12:58.21GD12i c
12:58.26GD12hur
12:59.25GD12I can't wait till i can get back into writing ficton hur
12:59.36GD12so many paegs to update and so much stoof to do
13:00.09OluapWorkerI think I'm making Koluap too annoying in Tantumdum
13:02.40MonetHow so?
13:03.23Xhocuz he depressed cuz he cant kill shit
13:03.31OluapWorkerWell, compared to the rest of the group, I think I'm making him way too cheerful
13:05.58OluapWorkerKoluap was only depressed last time cause Santorakh scare the pants off him
13:06.00OluapWorkerscared
13:07.47XhoSantorakh - I FEEL PRETTY, OH SO PRETTY, I FEEL PRETTY AND WITTY AND YOU DAI NAO
13:07.57XhoAnd now ded
13:07.58OluapWorkerKoluap - ngh wat da fuk
13:08.00OluapWorkerdum
13:08.01XhoI got a driving test
13:08.10OluapWorkerOh
13:08.13OluapWorkerGood luck then
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13:37.01R17herro
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13:43.04R17Finarry
13:43.06R17you speak my ranguage
13:43.11R17ror
13:43.16ImpyDroidRrrr
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13:45.38R17Dear Princess Spy of TF2 Bel Air: Today I laughed so hard that I started snorting, just like the TF2 Spy.
13:46.28MonetGorn in the Star Trek video game are alien masters from another galaxy....what?
13:47.22Monet...how does Nero falling into this deviated timeline do that?
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13:47.47WormyHello
13:48.26MonetWormy I've discovered mroe about the Star Trek vieo game's Gorn.
13:48.54R17Sometimes I keep confusing Gorn with the namesake trope.
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13:49.26MecharicStupid interwebz
13:49.32MecharicHello again lol
13:49.51MonetBasically these "new gorn" are natives to another galaxy. They conquered that one and are in the midst of moving on to conquer ous.
13:51.01WormyI'm kind of glad they aren't the original Gorn Hegemony
13:51.28Sporeraptorhi
13:51.32WormyThough to be honest, I don't think Star Trek needs much to do with other galaxies.
13:52.04MonetIt explains why these "Gorn" are nothing liek the originals.
13:52.17MonetAlso according to Angry Joe, msot of the game's story is "blow stuff up".
13:52.21ImpyDroidGorn = Lizard guys?
13:52.47MonetYeah.
13:53.22WormyDid anyone read the graphic novel, Gorn Crisis?
13:53.30WormyTNG era
13:53.34WormyIt was pretty cool
13:55.53R17#sporewikibronies
14:02.26MonetI'm curious as to how in Into Darkness's posters I see Spock holding a handgun, not a phaser.
14:08.25R17http://collider.com/wp-content/uploads/star-trek-2-into-darkness-poster.jpg Kirk too.
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14:09.31ImpyTabletOluapWorker: http://lurkmore.so/images/d/d7/KNDR_pokemon.jpg
14:09.55OluapWorkerImpyTablet: hur i've seen that
14:10.37MonetI thought slugthrowers were effectively phased out, maybe it is only for the promotion?
14:12.28R17Either the production crew was too lazy to make a design for a handheld phaser and decided to make them look like 21st century handguns, or they just forgot about it.
14:14.20MonetThey already had phaser props to use.
14:15.09MonetMaybe it was a marketing ploy to appeal to a wider audience.
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14:15.15R17Possibly.
14:15.26MonetThice the type of handguns they're holding are pretty generic.
14:16.28OluapWorker_dum
14:24.42WormyProjectile weapons do appear occasionally in Star Trek
14:25.06Wormyhttp://en.memory-alpha.org/wiki/TR-116_rifle
14:26.44MonetIf i recall the TR-116 was an experiemnt.
14:27.25Wormy_awayThe DCP have self-seeking, explosive, non-phasic sheilded (to penetrate armour), sentient bullets.
14:28.04Wormy_awayThey'll chase you
14:28.20Wormy_awayThe US has developed a self-guided bullet I believe
14:28.28MonetThat reminds me I had a personal brianstorm on DI projectile weapons.
14:28.29OluapWorkerThat's some overly complicated bullets right there
14:29.24Wormy_awaybbl
14:29.28Wormy_awayindeed
14:29.38MonetDI coilguns could potentialyl ahvve powerful enough magnets that the shot becomes molten due to heat from acceleration and air friction.
14:30.02Wormy_awaywow
14:30.38OluapWorkerDI scientists are making these guns and Koluap is peeking at them out of the window
14:30.48MonetI had owndered if said shots could be made of tungsten
14:36.23MonetMelting point for that among metals is absurd.
14:45.57MonetOkay something jut hit me with the layout of the flat in the Big Bang Theory.
14:48.23MonetThe entrance to the building itself is usually on the left, they go up a flight of stairs surrounding an elevator shaft that shows no indication that the cab has two or mroe doors, Sheldon and Leonard's apartment is on the right of the screen, we're supposed ot get the impression  that people leave the building left and towards the audience.
14:48.59MonetSo how is it that the window of the flatloks out onto what is supposedly the street the building connects to.
14:51.02Monetflat looks*
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15:30.24Wormy_awayhi
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15:32.09OluapWorkerspu
15:32.40Xhou
15:33.37OluapWorkerSo how was your test
15:33.43XhoI passed hur
15:33.49OluapWorkerIt is gud day
15:34.53XhoI am now legally qualified to run people over
15:35.15OluapWorkerhur
15:36.02Wormywell done
15:36.31MonetNice work. So we won't all die today.
15:36.51Xhoyeh u wil
15:37.01MonetWot.
15:37.18Xhohohoh
15:37.41MonetBTW just finished one of Uriel's outfits http://fav.me/d63trfg
15:38.03Xhonoic outfit
15:38.12XhoWish I had the patience to do characters hur
15:38.13OluapWorkerThat's pretty impressive
15:38.18WormyNice Edwardian feel
15:38.22OluapWorkerUriel - Bitches wish they could touch dis
15:38.39MonetYes, behold his massive chest-diamond.
15:39.45Xhodat beeg
15:40.07WormyA diamond that size could only come from a carbon planet...
15:40.24Wormyorbiting a degenerate star
15:40.31ImpyTabletMonet: Looks posh and... militant
15:40.34XhoEarth :v
15:40.56ImpyTabletI liek
15:41.27MonetI think the militant feel reflects Uriel's status as a soldier.
15:41.44OluapWorkerLet's just hope Uriel was smart enough not to bring the diamond to Macronormus
15:42.07MonetHe normally keeps that outfit for fomral occasions.
15:42.16ImpyTabletA
15:42.20ImpyTabletAlso
15:42.35OluapWorkerHe lets the Perterrent touch it and it becomes a tiny diamond soup
15:42.39MonetWormy: So it would be rare. Makes complete sense why it would be his symbol of office.
15:42.50ImpyTabletIf you want I can provide some constructive criticism (aka RAAAGE) too
15:43.07XhoNu - SOOP
15:43.13MonetYou showed it to you-know-who didn't you?
15:43.21ImpyTabletNo
15:43.31ImpyTabletIt's my own RAAAEG
15:43.32MonetWell alright.
15:43.47Xho"Well alright"
15:43.47ImpyTabletI think the epaulets look... weird
15:43.47Xhohur
15:44.03ImpyTabletOr... however those things on his shoulders are called
15:44.10ImpyTabletThey are...assymetric
15:44.20Xhohttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixdo93X6-ek Essentially what "well alright" means
15:44.25WormyI'm glad Monet hasn't opted for the "Everything is a perfect Iphone look"
15:44.34OluapWorkerIUriel
15:44.53ImpyTabletI mean, they look a bit... off
15:45.09MonetHis shoulder is a little slanted towards us.
15:45.28MonetBut I think I see what you mean.
15:45.35ImpyTabletYes but it still looks kinda... weird. Try to fix it when possible
15:46.06ImpyTabletThat and you need to add some... depth to the epaulets. It looks like they merge with the arms
15:46.46WormyHe has if you look closely
15:46.56WormyThere is a shadow line
15:50.11ImpyTabletBut... whatever you want to do is fine http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0Xpzjb3uuQ&feature=youtube_gdata_player
15:52.35ImpyDroidMonet: I am not insane hur
15:53.09ImpyDroidI don't talk about you when Irsk's around, and vice versa
15:53.14ImpyDroidNobody gets hurt
15:53.33MonetIt's jut you said rage.
15:55.15Wormywith three capital A's
15:55.48MonetAnd there's only one person who...forget it.
15:56.56OluapWorkerhttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Captain:Vorius#Appearence who wants to add their species to the list
15:56.57OluapWorkerhur
15:57.35Xhohttp://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=142792711 "Welcome to Hell, how can I help you?"
15:58.41OluapWorkerI look at that and I imagine him singing in a deep voice
15:58.56WormyHe looks so happy
16:00.21WormyI wonder w...
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16:00.35Hachi_Hai
16:00.52Wormyhello
16:01.07ImpyDroidSup Rabbit
16:01.16OluapWorkerhai u
16:01.36MonetHi mate.
16:01.50ImpyDroidIt seems that I am getting better, BTW
16:02.22ImpyDroidThough I am still too ill to use a PC
16:02.35WormyYou are ill?
16:02.35Hachi_dum
16:02.41ImpyDroidYes
16:02.46ImpyDroidSince yesterday
16:03.01ImpyDroidI had like 38.5 yesterday
16:03.17ImpyDroid...is it a coherent sentence? How does one describe body temperature anyway?
16:03.45WormyThere are better ways of stating it formally but it did the job.
16:03.48Xho38.5
16:03.49Xhogeezush
16:04.06OluapWorkerThere was one time I had 40
16:04.08ImpyDroidI do get ill constantly really
16:04.23ImpyDroidI am like a Martian hur
16:04.45WormyMaybe that suggests an underlying problem.
16:04.50ImpyDroidNow it's just 37,6 or something
16:05.01OluapWorkerEat more vitamins hur
16:05.05WormyMaybe a change in diet is required
16:05.08ImpyDroidI do hur
16:05.15ImpyDroidHm
16:05.30XhoMy average temperature is 34 hur
16:05.37ImpyDroidI do not drink carbonated drinks since... do not remember really
16:05.41ImpyDroidU cold
16:06.01OluapWorkerdats not healthy
16:06.19XhoProbably
16:06.20WormyWhere is that nexidium
16:06.33Xhoyeh mah average temperature is 19,7000
16:06.36Xho*19,700
16:07.19ImpyDroidI guess I am the only one save for Wormy and Xho who remembers what Nexidium even is hur
16:07.22ImpyDroidAnd Hachi probly
16:07.32WormyOluap must know
16:07.45ImpyDroidWormy: As of my diet... well...
16:07.58ImpyDroidI like chicken and potatoes
16:08.05ImpyDroidAnd the Oriental cuisine
16:08.12XhoI wouldn't be surprised if someone Rule 34'd Nightmare Medic to be honest
16:08.16OluapWorkerI what now
16:08.16XhoSeems like something someone would do
16:08.28ImpyDroidHachi?
16:08.28OluapWorkerNexidium
16:08.30WormyHm, green leafy vegetables and beans/pulses will strengthen your immune system.
16:08.37OluapWorkerThe name is familiar but I don't know what it is
16:08.39OluapWorkerXho: http://i.imgur.com/F9Vi7cO.png
16:08.55ImpyDroidOluapWorker: Xhodocto methyl
16:08.57Xho"Y'all lookin mighty fine...ssss"
16:08.58ImpyDroidmetal
16:09.14ImpyDroidWormy: I like beans and vegetables
16:09.17ImpyDroidAnd seaweed
16:09.26Wormygood
16:09.36ImpyDroidAlthough that falls under "oriental cuisine"
16:10.02Wormyhm
16:10.06WormyMy diet is very varied
16:10.20OluapWorkerI don't like any of that hur
16:10.24OluapWorkerExcept beans
16:10.30ImpyDroidOriental being "What my mom and granny make that isn't Russian"
16:10.34Xhoy u dun like oriental food
16:10.37WormyThough I do drink a lot of pepsi and eat a lot of crisps and breads and cheeses
16:10.38Xhooriental food is best food
16:10.52MonetXho: He says he doesnt' liek green stuff.
16:10.54ImpyDroidSeaweed soup, rice, tofu, noodlesh
16:10.55XhoI simply don't eat hur
16:11.01WormyOh, crisps = chips
16:11.03XhoTofu
16:11.04XhoThat
16:11.05XhoNgh
16:11.08OluapWorkerhttp://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/1083391281409122080/2E58F9B67D2A8DC77520F287240FDDEA05A05704/ my god
16:11.10XhoTofu is bad stoof
16:11.29ImpyDroidOur tofues must be different then
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16:11.34XhoPyro hur
16:11.38ImpyDroidIt's probably my favourite meql
16:11.40ImpyDroidmeal
16:11.49ImpyDroidAlongside with Chicken Kiev
16:11.51XhoProbably why you're ill then
16:11.55OluapWorkerhttp://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/1083391281409123976/CD582FCE4C5FEB69001EA6D2628CDBE144B9CEB2/ Imagine this running after you
16:11.56WormyTofu is rather bland on its own
16:12.00XhoTofu doesn't contain much in any department as far as I know
16:12.02dinohello!
16:12.09Wormyhi
16:12.09MonetHi Dino.
16:12.13ImpyDroidWormy: Well I don't eat Tofu on its own
16:12.14XhoNightmare Medic - MY NEW ARMY
16:12.15OluapWorkerhello
16:12.16ImpyDroidHi dino
16:12.22WormyGood
16:12.28ImpyDroidI eat it with soy sauce
16:12.33OluapWorkerNiiN's army of classes with smiles that look like Woody from Toy Story
16:12.34dinohow ar eyou all doing!
16:12.34Xhodum
16:12.35Monetdino: http://spacer176.deviantart.com/art/Uriel-Ultanos-Formal-Attire-369224476 check out Uriel's new outfit.
16:12.46XhoNiiN - ALL ABOARD THE RAPE TRAIN MOTHERFUCKER
16:12.58OluapWorkerMann of Mystery - YOU'RE MY FAVORITE DEPUTY
16:13.10XhoBehemoth - D:
16:14.02OluapWorkerNew servant: Chingineer
16:14.14dinoOmonet: Oh my! What a detail and decorated outfit. Very cool and impressive! Liek the blue with the golden and white colors
16:14.16ImpyDroidNoodles are good though
16:14.17Xhogeezush
16:14.23dinoand a diamond!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
16:14.45WormyImpyDroid:  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Food_safety_incidents_in_the_People's_Republic_of_China#Soy_sauce_made_from_human_hair
16:15.02WormyBeware of soy sauce
16:15.06OluapWorkerAppreciate it for those are the people's hair!
16:15.14ImpyDroidDafuk
16:15.19OluapWorkerThis reminds me
16:15.33OluapWorkerHachi_: Have you seen Game Grumps' Pokémon Emerald playthrough yet?
16:16.19XhoHm what to do
16:16.22Monetdino:there's one massive diamond and 17 smaller visible diamonds.
16:16.24OluapWorkercode up rps grrr
16:16.29Xhofien
16:16.46Hachi_Seen a little bit
16:17.16OluapWorkerIt reminded me because of their Slakoth
16:17.20OluapWorkernamed CHINA
16:17.42OluapWorkerI watched that series yesterday and it really is one of the best
16:18.00MonetUriel would wear that outfit for state visits I think. That diamond is near-priceless.
16:18.20dino@monnet: Nice!
16:18.38dinohe must be carefulsealing it away then when not worn
16:18.42OluapWorkerYou have one guy who knows everything about Pokémon and one guy who knows absolutely nothing
16:18.55OluapWorkerOluap and Xho play Pokémon, same results hur
16:19.01Xhoyeh
16:19.07MonetBig is one thing, but i'm not going to bother counting the number of facets. It ismeant to be flawless.
16:19.17Hachi_I'd watch a shared Youtube account between you
16:19.21Hachi_Doin stoof
16:19.27OluapWorkerFor reference
16:19.31OluapWorkerThey captured one of these http://img.pokemondb.net/artwork/lotad.jpg
16:19.37OluapWorkerAnd named it GeorgLopez
16:19.42Hachi_ohgod
16:19.53MonetAnd the attached band of gold is a neckalce that is the DI equivilent of a crown.
16:20.26OluapWorkerAnd GeorgLopez is pretty much the strongest Pokémon of the team at this point
16:21.09OluapWorkerAlso their Poochyena called Bakuhaku♀♀
16:21.13MonetOluapWorker: Any idea how much that diamond would be woth in BCN-era Borealis?
16:21.30MonetOr more easily, what could it pay for?
16:21.31OluapWorkerMonet: Considering it belongs to Uriel, a fuckton
16:22.04OluapWorker"I have the diamond of the paragon of the Draconid Imperium!"
16:22.49MonetHere's something to add to its value: I'd say the diamond itself was probably first cut hrmm....at the earliest nto too long after the Second House War.
16:23.01OluapWorkerThat'd probably get you at the top of the hierarchy but chances are that everyone would try to steal it
16:23.18dinooh rambo crime worldwouldbe interessted i that
16:23.46MonetWhich makes the necklace maybe 40,000 years old if not way older.
16:23.57OluapWorkerThat'd just make it more valuable
16:24.23OluapWorkerConsidering the Arm of Wildness is still under the War Economy, you don't need to go back to the BCN-era Borealis to get a good deal with it
16:24.36XhoKicath - EVERYWHERE
16:25.16MonetI think it's safe to say Uriel might have one of the most valuable non-precursor items in the gigaquadrant.
16:25.35OluapWorkerKoluap - I'll trade you a hat for it
16:26.04Xholol
16:26.14MonetUriel - Noh.
16:26.46Hachi_I wanna give the Brood a proper flag, not just some crappy pattern
16:26.52OluapWorkerKoluap - That's what your father said when I asked him!
16:26.57Hachi_Like how the Golden Movement have
16:27.06OluapWorkerI wanna give a lot of empires a proper flag but I am terribru at flags
16:27.39dinoflags are difficult to make
16:27.54OluapWorkerEither a flag or a symbol
16:28.10Hachi_Jah, a symbol
16:28.34MonetNow here's a scary thought: What if the diamond was in fact an essence trap that stores a fragment of the wearer's Elemental Energy. And it serves as a "vault" of sorts for the EE of all paragosn who wore it. It's impossible but its a thought.
16:29.31ImpyTabletMajik
16:29.40dinohmm, interessting concept, could it then also give memories of former paragons?
16:29.48OluapWorkerUriel - nhenhenhe i got a magic amulet
16:29.56ImpyTablet<PROTECTED>
16:30.02MonetOh yeah and essence senswetives can tap into this power.
16:30.23MonetI'm just spouting random stuff it's not actualyl a soul-trapping gem.
16:30.28ImpyTabletMaybe the Draconis met the Nars at some point
16:30.48OluapWorkerNow I can imagine
16:30.57OluapWorkerUriel thrusts his chest forward and fires a beam out of the diamond
16:31.14OluapWorkerfunny stoof
16:31.23XhoUriel - Iron Man? Heh, eat your electromagnet and then your heart out
16:31.28dinolol
16:31.33OluapWorkerhur
16:31.40MonetBecause theoeretically wilth all that stored essence anyone who can tap into it becomes on-par with an ascended being.
16:33.56MonetLet's say the average paragon rules for about 300 years. 40,000/300 means there is the estimated spiritual energy of 133 diffeent paragons trapped in there.
16:34.23dinowow, that is a way older dynasty than that of the Rambo :P
16:35.12MonetIt helps that Draconis have lifespans areching over 700 eyars I think.
16:35.36XhoKicath - oh fuk u
16:36.33OluapWorkerSpinker - mines bigga
16:37.16MonetIt's a fun thought but the main reasons why I might not run with it are that it takes away this thing was made solely by a team of DI artisans and anyone who wears it, with all that stored power, can become a minor godbeing in their own right.
16:37.59dino@monet: wow, 700 years is indeed a long time hahaha. Makes we wonder, what are the oldest dysnastie son the wikia?
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16:39.25Sporeraptorhi
16:39.52dinohello
16:41.19MonetHi
16:41.24MonetI think House Ultanos is the oldest dynasty I have so far. Ultanos ruled from ID.140420-165500 and from 171300-now (ID.219500-something).
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16:41.33Zmr56Hi there
16:43.44dino#monet: wow, thats indeed a long itme yes
16:43.53MonetThrough my calculations House Ultanos has been on the throne for about 84,200 earth years.
16:44.36MonetI recall Kicath Empire is older but which is the longest-spanning dynasty?
16:45.37OluapWorkerI think Xho said most Kicath leaders were assassinated
16:45.45XhoKicathian Dynasties are essentially so diverse the Kicath said 'screw it' to dynasties
16:45.50MonetYeah that's the problem.
16:45.54XhoFor that particular reason
16:46.17XhoBut, all Kicathian leaders do eventually relate to the first one but not under the name name
16:46.19Xho*same
16:46.46MonetSo it was all oen giant royal family stabing each other to death?
16:46.49dinoXho: Oh okj, didn't knew the Kicath were that way with theri royalties haha
16:46.55XhoMonet: Yes
16:46.58OluapWorkerSpinker Empire has biggest dynasty with exactly 2 rulers hur
16:47.20MonetImpossibru unlesso ne leader wasa calculator.
16:47.25Monetone*
16:47.25dino2 rulers as dynasty? Me confused
16:47.31OluapWorkerI'm joking
16:47.36XhoHowever, the number of rulers recorded is 1,779
16:47.45OluapWorkerBut the Spinker Empire did have only two rulers
16:47.54OluapWorkerWindey's father and then Windey herself
16:48.14OluapWorkerThey are a really young species
16:48.21MonetTechnically biggest dynasty = the lergest family.
16:48.35MonetOver a long period of time.
16:48.50XhoThere are definitely separate dynasties when Paclernos' turf was split in two, and that lasted from 694,700 BC to 492,247 BC
16:49.06WormyThe Grimbolsaurians united have only ever had one ruler, and probably always will do
16:49.24OluapWorkerWormulus - nhenhenhenhenhe
16:49.32Wormylol
16:49.39MonetI'm going to weigh in the "most populous dynasty" with House Ultanos, who are so numerous the entire Axah sector is, by mandate, governed by them.
16:49.48WormyThats because Wormulus is in-universe me hur
16:50.21XhoHm, the first dynasty of the Kicath Empire went from 706,888 BC to 704,450 BC
16:51.34XhoAlthough Kicath family is insanely huge so it sort of carried on until 694,700 BC and then splintered even further until around 289,794 BC
16:52.10MonetSince the Imperium's administrative overhaul which dictates admin sectors by wormhole jumps, the core worlds are, by law, governed exclusively by House Ultanos.
16:52.16XhoSort of stabilized until they set out in 165,585 BC, but once again assassinations hit the kingdom
16:52.17dino@Oluap: Ah ok that way
16:53.21MonetAll the colonial sectors get to elect their leaders.
16:54.41Hachi_By the way, Keldar is no longer an Essence user
16:55.33OluapWorkerShe was before?
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16:56.13Hachi_Jah
16:56.21TheBuilderHello
16:56.43MonetI'm going to propose a vote: Who would like to see a Realities Altered setting where Drakon's Eye (the name of the amulet) is an essence well filled with the energies of its previous wearers?
16:57.23MonetNo wait Grammar Nazi fail. Drakon's Eye is the diamond itself.
16:58.43WormyJust remembered a guest will be taking residence in my room and it is somewhat...  Messy
16:58.56WormyBetter clean it up hur
16:59.07TheBuilderMonet:I don't know if my vote account in this voting, but is an interesting idea
16:59.38MonetOh wait Builder you weren't here for me to metntion waht Drakon's Eye is.
16:59.56MonetAnd crap my IRC is about to die.
17:00.41TheBuilderWell, acording to the name I guess that is an amulet protected by the Inquistion
17:00.53Hachi_http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Captain:Keldar_Taran Bein updated
17:01.01TheBuilderisn't it?
17:01.02Wormy_awaybye Monet
17:01.16OluapWorkerI was gonnna say yes I'd like to see but Monet ded by now
17:01.42XhoGimme random Corruptus deemun nao
17:01.42OluapWorkerHachi_: Are you renaming the Nuns of Conflict too?
17:01.49Hachi_Yeah may as well
17:01.56OluapWorkerMalcaeum
17:01.57Hachi_I'm gonna try and find a better name for them
17:04.59Hachi_How about Sorority of Swords?
17:05.18ImpyDroidHm
17:05.25ImpyDroidGud idea
17:06.32XhoOluapWorker: u
17:06.40OluapWorkerech
17:06.40ImpyDroidRadeon - Silly Zazane and your silly sexism
17:06.46OluapWorkerName is good
17:08.05OluapWorkerXho: wat u want
17:08.15Xhojoin dat channel nao
17:22.57Zmr_Crafttest
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17:40.01Xhohttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Realities_Altered/Dysnomia/Incognito dere
17:40.20OluapWorkeryey
17:40.31OluapWorkerYou mispelled Episode tho
17:41.10Xhofixed
17:42.53OluapWorkerYou gotta have balls to grab a Malcaeum's blade, I must say
17:42.58OluapWorkerUsual outcome of trying that is getting your hands cut off
17:43.08XhoIncognito - dood look at me hur
17:43.46OluapWorkerMalcaeum - fuk u
17:43.54OluapWorkerNu - FUK U
17:44.20XhoI suppose the Malcaeum had a worse time fighting Incognito as Incognito is devoid of emotion
17:45.06OluapWorkerYes, fighting an emotionless being makes a Malcaeum weaker
17:45.38XhoIncognito - i am gud at dis
17:49.21OluapWorkerThere are some demons I've never rpd as yet. Gotta do dis when possible
17:50.09Xhowen possibru
17:56.14dinooh!
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18:01.25Wormy_awayi'll be bak
18:02.13OluapWorkerhai
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18:17.50dinooh
18:17.55dinoconnections issues
18:17.56dino?
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18:22.48XhoOluapWorker: http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=142818334 The problems of being NiiN
18:25.55XhoLord DeGroot - Demon's a good job mate!
18:25.59XhoNiiN - I KNOW
18:26.58OluapWorkerhur
18:27.17OluapWorkerTime for Ice Cube
18:27.53Xhoice coob
18:27.56Xhoy ice coob
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18:29.14OluapWorkercus ice coob is icy
18:29.22Xhospy
18:29.27OluapWorkerAnd I've been meaning to write this section for ages now
18:29.28OluapWorkerhur
18:29.30OluapWorkerHello
18:29.51MonetHi
18:30.13XhoOh right Ice Age
18:30.18Xhou dun confoos wit coobs
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18:30.35JepardiHi
18:30.56OluapWorkerhur
18:31.17ImpyTabletHi Min
18:31.21ImpyTabletMon
18:33.10ImpyDroidI am reading about Al-Qaeda now. Do you find it somewhat ironic that the USA is indirectly responsible for its creation?
18:34.18MonetIIRC there are conspiracies that they also installed Saddam Hussein.
18:35.39MonetAnyway, about my thoughts on this potential Realities Altered arc.
18:36.23OluapWorkerYou left before I could say I thought it was a good idea
18:36.36MonetSorry about that.
18:37.01MonetIt can be a Nar-influenced creation. Isio' or Mali' though?
18:39.04OluapWorkerMali might be harmful for Uriel's sanity
18:39.52XhoXhodocto - yoy
18:40.10MonetIf the amulet offers godlike power, Uriel's not going to be paragon.
18:40.29MonetTwists of fate notwithstanding.
18:41.44MonetTheoretically, this thing might have saved Korr from the nanite swarm that killed him.
18:43.54OluapWorkerXho: What would be Kilchárunya's reaction to this: http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20121030223902/spore/images/d/df/Shal%27ewar.png
18:44.16XhoKilchárunya - OH GOD WHY ARE YOU INSIDE OUT
18:44.17MonetThen again, what motive could the (or an) Isio have for doing this?
18:44.48OluapWorkerhur
18:45.01OluapWorkerI'll use that in the section if that's the real opinion
18:45.09XhoHm
18:45.16XhoFor an actual opinion
18:45.28XhoKilchárunya - wot de actual fok
18:45.38OluapWorkerdum
18:47.16ImpyDroidI'd say Mali
18:47.22ImpyDroidFor additional coolnesh
18:49.12ImpyDroidMonet: About All-Qaeda
18:49.24ImpyDroidIt's not a conspiracy theory really
18:50.08MonetI think you misheard me.
18:50.16MonetI was saying the US installed Saddam Hussein.
18:50.31ImpyTabletHuh
18:51.55ImpyTabletBasically during the Cold War the USA backed various Islamist groups to fight the USSR in the Middle East
18:52.05ImpyTabletAnd then...
18:52.43MonetThe Berlin Wall collapsed.
18:53.10MonetI remeber hearing about some mess with Russians in Ahfganistan.
18:54.17ImpyTabletDuh
18:59.38MonetSo that's two in support. Anyone else?
18:59.50MonetHachi_ I remember you were interested in seeing Korr.
19:00.14Hachi_Jah, I wanna see dis
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19:03.59Sporeraptorhi
19:04.06Sporeraptor~seen ecoraptor
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19:13.02XhoIcing dam u
19:13.08WormyI stuck my capcha into the nick box
19:13.10Xholashes Wormy 300 times
19:13.18Xhodun care
19:13.20Xholashes Wormy 300 times more
19:13.24WormyDon't lash me, it was my capcha
19:13.29XhoDUN CAER
19:13.32Xholashes Wormy 300 times again
19:13.39XhoDAT 900 LASHES U
19:13.42XhoUR CAPTCHA IS DUM
19:13.44WormyEnjoys every one of them
19:13.48Xhowot
19:13.52Xhocries in a corner
19:13.57OluapWorkerolol
19:14.03WormyAnd thats why I always win
19:14.29Xhonoh y u
19:14.49Xho"I'M GONNA STRANGLE YOU WITH YOUR OWN INTESTINES 8D" - Saris, commenting on NiiN's mask-less picture
19:15.54XhoDasBoSchitt looks very different than how I pictured him
19:16.01XhoMy disappointment never ceases
19:17.47OluapWorkerhur
19:18.03OluapWorkerhttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Ice_Age/Year_3#Into_the_Carvious_Sector Finally made this
19:18.42Xho"Not until your species has been catalogued and we confirm you bring no chaos with you."
19:18.48XhoXhodocto - HOT STUFF COMING THROUGH
19:19.36OluapWorkertroll
19:19.57OluapWorkerI read that in the Scout's voice which only made it funnier
19:20.04Xholol
19:22.48XhoOluapWorker: What would you say to Official Hooby vs NiiN
19:23.00OluapWorkerOfficial is probably fuked
19:23.08OluapWorkerSo he'd most likely run off
19:23.28XhoOfficial - VERY BAD
19:23.34XhoNiiN - HOLD STILL SCHWEINHUND
19:24.40OluapWorkerOfficial has a hard time fighting Freaks with special powers
19:24.44XhoI dunno what to make of NiiN
19:24.52OluapWorkerSince his only special power is to turn into a chocolate bar
19:25.00XhoOne moment he's a demonic overlord, next moment he's a psychotic serial killer
19:25.09XhoNiiN - FUCK MY ONLY WEAKNESS
19:25.10OluapWorkery not both
19:25.10OluapWorker*cheerful girl picture*
19:25.21OluapWorkerNiiN is lactose intolerant hur
19:26.00XhoDemonic Psychotic Overlord Serial Killer
19:26.04XhoDPOSK
19:26.21OluapWorkerDPOSK vs TOASTENS
19:26.30Xhogawd
19:26.37OluapWorkeraka NiiN vs a Nnnngh Sniper
19:27.01XhoTo be honest NiiN wouldn't even know what he's fighting
19:27.36OluapWorkerNiiN gets too confused he decides to just leave, Nnngh Sniper goes around claiming he won
19:27.41OluapWorkerso*
19:27.50XhoNiiN - *sob*
19:31.42Zmr_Awayback
19:33.29Wormy_SkyrimI'm always over encumbered with items
19:35.03Zmr56Sometimes I find it wierd that your charecter takes side quests and wanders off or joins the Civil War in Skyrim while Dragons are rampaging about
19:36.41Wormy_Skyrimlol
19:37.23Wormy_SkyrimI always stop and listen to the starter theme before I play
19:37.43Zmr56Music in Skyrim is good
19:38.00Wormy_SkyrimSome of the best for a game theme
19:38.59Zmr56Bards are annoying sometimes
19:39.13Zmr56Bard: Lalala *Dragon comes*
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19:47.06Sporeraptorhi
19:47.23MecharicHello
19:47.36Zmr56A lot of NPCs in Skyrim are either: Miserable, too happy in the current crisis, too annoying or some magical thing
19:47.38Zmr56Hi
19:48.13Mechariclol@Zmr, I agree. I still wanna see an NPC trying to phase through a wall.
19:50.23Zmr56Jarl of Whiterun isn't too bad to hang around with
19:51.00MecharicJust don't attack him lol
19:52.24Mecharichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmqGHXsF1Lk
19:58.30ImpyDroidMonet: The Resurgence's existence is no longer a secret, right?
19:58.35ImpyDroidSorry for a dum question
20:03.19ImpyDroidsummons Monet
20:04.21MonetIt is public, yes.
20:04.31MonetHard to cover up the Battle of Alcanti.
20:04.48MonetBut as far as most people know, they're practicalyl dead.
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20:10.22AdmiralPandahello all
20:10.58Sporeraptorhi
20:11.46Zmr56Hi
20:13.14ImpyDroidXho: Why do Xhodocto always speak so... weird
20:13.20ImpyDroidKinda like V from V for Vendetta
20:13.33AdmiralPandabecause daddy didn't love them
20:26.46Hachi_Back for just a little bit
20:27.09OluapWorkerwher u guin
20:27.32Hachi_dinna
20:30.24OluapWorkerhttp://i.imgur.com/JQUT2UT.jpg Jesus christ
20:30.28Zmr56eats Hachi_
20:30.32Zmr56Dinna
20:30.36Zmr56YOu part of it
20:30.40Zmr56*You
20:33.38OluapWorkerhttp://i.imgur.com/7nc329F.jpg At least it was a hundred thousand
20:33.59OluapWorker*wasn't
20:34.19Hachi_Ten teen teeen
20:34.42Zmr56Puberty
20:38.49OluapWorkerhttp://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/20120113.gif
20:39.32Hachi_hur
20:51.54OluapWorkerhttp://i.imgur.com/hSpnc.jpg
20:54.20Zmr56nngh F key don't work with Windows 8 and this keyboard on Minecraft
20:58.29Hachi_Awayhttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Captain:Keldar_Taran wat u guys think so far
20:59.06OluapWorkersuks cus u maed  it
20:59.58Hachi_AwayBy the way, she is somewhat celibate
21:00.04Hachi_AwayShe doesn't like the idea of sex
21:00.12OluapWorkerKryptkor - :c
21:00.16OluapWorker"One particular scar, caused by the Koda, goes down from her chest and into her "private" area, causing her incapable of procreation due to scarring damage."
21:00.21OluapWorkerKoda - hint, its not a claw scar
21:00.31Zmr56Ohoho
21:00.32Hachi_Awayohgod y u
21:00.47Zmr56Zazane King Kong
21:00.53MonetDayumn.
21:00.57Zmr56With lady
21:01.12Hachi_That's not the only thing that relates to her womanhood
21:01.16Zmr56But its really good
21:01.34OluapWorker"well-endowed and busty figure"
21:01.36OluapWorkeru keep doin dis
21:01.49Hachi_hurhur
21:02.19Hachi_Basically Keldar wears a metal Shidium condom that can never be removed by her willingly.
21:02.41Hachi_And even then, it's pretty hard to remove anyway
21:02.48OluapWorkerKeldar - is really fukin hard to go to the bathroom
21:03.19Hachi_*ahem* Zazane urinate and defecate from the rear end
21:03.51OluapWorker[Jon holding Jacques in terror]
21:03.52Zmr56Do same time= raaainbooows
21:04.10Zmr56That don't exists
21:04.16Hachi_So Zazane don't have completely human anatomies after all
21:04.28OluapWorkercept everythin else hur
21:04.37Hachi_hur
21:04.43OluapWorkerwrite moar
21:04.48Hachi_I shall
21:04.55Hachi_Then maybe fit some Dysnomia in as well
21:05.23Zmr56She would be a good charecter in Dysnomia as well
21:05.36OluapWorkerKeldar - u gun fit ur Dysnomia in?
21:05.45Zmr56wait wat
21:05.47Hachi_hur
21:06.24Zmr56Hachi be up to no good tonight
21:06.29Hachi_What's funny is that she is perhaps my only female character who is not destined to procreate
21:06.47Hachi_Well, she has a daughter but she was grown through a surrogate mother
21:06.57Hachi_Like, in super secret
21:07.05OluapWorkerKryptkor left the Brood because he found out about the metal condom
21:07.11Hachi_hur
21:08.04MonetVokarus - Maturation pods are cheaper.
21:08.21Zmr56BOGOF
21:08.31Zmr56Buy one get one free
21:09.15Hachi_So even if the metal condom wasn't there, it wouldn't change the fact she has a horrible-looking womanhood
21:09.42OluapWorkerKryptkor - i dun mind cus i luv u WOAH WHAT'S THAT
21:10.01Hachi_That and sex could re-open the scarred tissue
21:10.08OluapWorkerOuch
21:10.08Zmr56hur
21:10.24OluapWorkerKol - ey
21:10.34Hachi_Keldar - ohgodpleaseno
21:10.53Zmr56Who gonna sew this back
21:10.58OluapWorkerKol - we gun do dis, metal condom and everythin
21:11.21MonetOooh nasty
21:11.24Zmr56cuz Kol strong
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21:11.57Hachi_I imagine Kol would actually split her waist and the lower part of her torso in two
21:12.00Zmr56Hi
21:12.39OluapWorkerKol - gud nao its a threesum
21:12.41OluapWorkerI'll stop
21:12.58Hachi_ohgod
21:13.30Zmr56If this was my school people would carry on till the next day on these jokes
21:15.13Wormy_STOfantasy to sci-fi lol
21:15.42Wormy_STOI got this dumb bug http://skyrimforums.org/threads/you-cannot-fast-travel-while-guards-are-pursuing-you-bug.8464/
21:15.46Zmr56*Dovahkin hops on ship*
21:16.09Wormy_STOIn the end I had to keep hitting the guy into he fell into a raging waterfall so I could escape
21:16.20Wormy_STOuntil
21:18.44Zmr56Building up the suspense...
21:24.03Hachi_Do you guys think nanomachine-based characters are becoming a bit too common, like the whole Essence-based character thing?
21:24.34Zmr56Kind of
21:24.41MonetWell it is a bit more plausable.
21:28.54Wormy_STONanomachines are probably old technology in the SporeWikiverse
21:29.22Wormy_STONot surprising there are nano/pico/femto-machine characters
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21:34.53AdmiralPandahai again
21:36.24Wormy_STOhi
21:39.48Zmr56gtg
21:39.51Zmr56bye
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21:40.35ImpyDroidWormy_STO: I have ATTOmachines
21:42.26Wormy_STOI have planckmachines
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21:53.04ImpyDroidHello
21:53.50Tybusenhai
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21:56.33MecharicHerroz
21:57.10TybusenHola Macheen
21:59.59MecharicTyb :P
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22:16.51Monethttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Realities_Altered/Drakon%27s_Eye it begins!
22:17.01Liquid_InkWhat does?
22:17.35MonetRead
22:19.52Liquid_Ink"Then my all means."
22:20.13Monetchanged.
22:21.27Liquid_InkI see it is under "realities altered" does this take place in another universe, or will it?
22:22.14MonetIt does.
22:23.04Liquid_Inkhttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Distorted_Reflection Ingocs has accidently become caught in a mirror universe.
22:23.20Liquid_InkI promise th writing will become of higher quality in the second.
22:24.38MonetIn this universe, the symbolic icon of the paragons is modified by Divin-Ra.
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22:25.00Liquid_InkHowdy Oluap.
22:25.13MonetOluapPlayer: http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Realities_Altered/Drakon%27s_Eye
22:25.19Hachi_Hai pal
22:25.28ImpyDroidSup
22:25.35Liquid_InkIn the Distorted Reflection universe, the Xhodocto and brethren are absent.
22:25.36OluapPlayerhai u lot
22:26.13OluapPlayerI read that, I see Dota 2 reference, I start ech-ing
22:26.26MonetEh?
22:27.00MonetWhere's the reference?
22:27.14OluapPlayer"THROUGHOUT THE EONS I HAVE BEEN KNOWN BY MANY NAMES. BUT MY TRUE NAME OF POWER... IS DIVIN-RA."
22:27.25MonetIMPPPPYYYYYYYYY!!!
22:27.48OluapPlayerhttp://www.dota2wiki.com/images/1/18/Invo_rare_04.mp3 c
22:28.02MonetY u put Dumta 2 reference in there?
22:28.12OluapPlayerDumta
22:28.12OluapPlayerolol
22:28.17OluapPlayerStill, good story
22:28.21OluapPlayerLooking forward for more
22:28.48MonetDat quote reminds me of an Exterminatus Now joke.
22:29.03OluapPlayerI'm gonna have to leave soon cus I'm going to the doctor
22:29.23MonetThis cultist to the god of tricksters has enlisted the aid of a trickster demon. The dmeon's true name?
22:29.29MonetKevin.
22:29.38Hachi_hur
22:29.41OluapPlayerhur
22:29.52Hachi_I hope this doctor's visit is worthwhile
22:30.23OluapPlayerInvoker is based off Kael'Thas, and I think one translation to an update changelog mispelled his name as "Carl"
22:31.29OluapPlayerSeeing Keldar's page being updated reminds me to nag hachi about Golden Moo
22:31.32OluapPlayert's ded
22:31.35OluapPlayerdun liek dat
22:31.49Hachi_I shall revive it soon
22:31.52Hachi_I am just a little busy
22:32.09OluapPlayerBusy eating buni food
22:32.24OluapPlayeru herbivorous bunny girl
22:32.37ImpyDroidOluapPlayer: Well it did fit
22:32.49MonetWell Kael'Thas is hardly eons old.
22:33.03ImpyDroidCarl, however, is
22:33.03OluapPlayerHence based off
22:33.33ImpyDroidCarl is explicitly stated to have used magic to extend his lifespan
22:35.21Hachi_I am watching an anime called Claymore and it's set in Medieval-like times, with the land being played by demons and the only hope are a group of demon-human hybrid warrior girls who wear skintight clothing and carry claymores.
22:35.48OluapPlayerSounds like something you'd watch, yes
22:36.25Monethttp://exterminatusnow.co.uk/comics/20071020-lovecraftian-let-down.jpg final two panels are hilarious
22:36.32Hachi_I think the animation studio also did Hellsing, which is another of my favourite animes
22:36.38Hachi_Well, Hellsing Ultimate
22:38.06MonetOh wait hang on I was thinknig of Kel'Thuzard not Kael'Thas.
22:38.07ImpyDroidHm guys
22:39.17ImpyDroidKel'thuzad is called Ethreian in Dota 2
22:39.43ImpyDroidEthreain
22:40.19Monethttp://exterminatusnow.co.uk/comics/20070921-famous-last-words.jpg there's something hilariously absurd about a cowboy hat-wearing cultist riding a giant green spider with a laser-eye.
22:40.57OluapPlayerFile name fits
22:41.21MonetSorta ironic that you'd expect the nooby soldier to get killed.
22:41.32Monet"it's my first mission!...and my last".
22:43.18Monethttp://exterminatusnow.co.uk/2007-08-10/comic/black-and-white/how-to-ruin-epic-moments/ classic
22:44.19Hachi_ohgodlol
22:45.14MonetThe Inqusition's troops are fearless in the face of anything...except when theres' a chance the rat will be driving something.
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22:46.57MonetWe've never actually seen Virus drive anything but form what is implied it is terrifying.
22:47.30Hachi_Geezush
22:49.19MonetVirus is one of the more competent of the group but he's still an idiot at times.
22:49.26Wormy_STOI have music from the cradle of civilisation all those aeons ago stuck in my head
22:49.44Wormy_STOmemes...
22:49.58ImpyDroidMonet: So what was that about Dota
22:50.06ImpyDroidThe Invoker reference?
22:50.11MonetYeah.
22:51.27MonetLothar also has his own spaceship. When he was asked about the last tiem he used it his reply was "Dunno, when did I move in?"
22:51.41MonetWait nto saceship, is mroe of a gusnhip.
22:53.39Monethttp://exterminatusnow.co.uk/comics/20070727-at-least-the-sweets-in-the-glovebox-are-still-in-date.jpg
22:57.24Hachi_Geezush, Claymore just got interesting
22:57.56Hachi_One Claymore, one of the elites at the time, scared off a group of rapists by showing them her body and offering them sex
22:58.16Hachi_Just so you know, Claymores may have pretty faces but their bodies are...immensely scarred
22:58.28Hachi_And they are considered monsters for their partial demon heritage
23:01.36ImpyDroidscarred?
23:01.49ImpyDroidWhat exactly happened to them?
23:02.34Hachi_The process from human to Claymore
23:03.45Hachi_They are not born demon-human hybrids
23:04.38Hachi_Most of the Claymores, if not all, are kidnapped and traumatized as children by their kidnappers exposing them to the demons, called "Yoma".
23:04.52Hachi_Their kidnappers - the government.
23:06.03Hachi_There has only ever been one volunteer to become a Claymore and that is the protagonist of the story, Clare.
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23:13.06Hachi_Hai Panda
23:13.28AdmiralPandahi
23:13.42AdmiralPandathese hash browns are crap
23:15.09Hachi_I'm caught up in this anime called Claymore at the moment
23:15.33AdmiralPandalul
23:15.41Hachi_I've put FMAB on hold for the moment, since Claymore only has around 25 episodes
23:15.43AdmiralPandadoes it involve a scottish guy with a big sword?
23:15.50Hachi_While FMAB has around 50
23:16.18Hachi_No, it involves half-demon half-human blonde women in skintight suits with bare armour fighting demons with big swords
23:16.27Hachi_And no, not a hentai
23:16.33AdmiralPandaslightly beter
23:16.35AdmiralPandabetter*
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23:17.39AdmiralPandaI've been using a trolly man-build in Dark Souls, it's hilarious whenever I get invaded
23:17.52AdmiralPandaparry, stab, the other guy dies horribly
23:27.24AdmiralPandaHey guys, I'm thinking of taking requests to do short stories again, like what I've been doing with Hel' and Kaios
23:28.02Hachi_Hachi and room full of lettuce and girls
23:28.02Hachi_Nao
23:28.13AdmiralPandafein
23:28.50Hachi_hur I'm only joking of course, I'd rather not trouble anybody with such carnal request
23:28.53Hachi_requests*
23:29.01AdmiralPandanonetheless, do it I shall
23:29.02R17Hachi in room full of Hachi
23:29.47Hachi_dat just confoozin
23:32.28AdmiralPandaalthough I may have to substitute for alien lettuce
23:32.38Hachi_tis fien
23:33.48MonetIn upcoming Drakon's Eye cahpters I plan ot show how different the Imeprium becomes.
23:34.58MonetFor example, Minos'Drakon may or may not be regarded as a holy city.
23:38.26MonetWould anyone liek to get their characters involved at soem point?
23:45.58Hachi_Guys what you think of Keldar at the moment?
23:46.08Hachi_http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Captain:Keldar_Taran
23:47.07AdmiralPanda"Well endowed and busty figure" Hachi - I wanna put my wiiiiiieeeeeener
23:47.40Hachi_Hachi can't put his wiener though
23:47.45Hachi_For one good reason
23:47.56AdmiralPandashe has one too
23:49.15Hachi_ohgodno
23:49.33AdmiralPandalul
23:49.51Hachi_"She also retains a layer of Shidium armour within her private area in order to reduce the chance of rape or sex overall as she is disgusted by such an idea. "
23:50.06Hachi_Basically permanent metal condom
23:50.21Hachi_That she can't remove
23:50.51AdmiralPandawell
23:50.59AdmiralPandaKez - You were saying?
23:51.15Hachi_hur
23:52.27AdmiralPandaoh btw, I've found a cool way for hte blades of hte Undying to work
23:53.23Hachi_Oh?
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23:53.52Tek0516hi
23:53.53AdmiralPandabasically, instead of being essence cutting edges, they are incorporeal blades that disconnect the nerves when they pass through.
23:54.13AdmiralPandawhen you get cut by one, you lose all feeling and control beyond that point, and it feels like the limb has been cut off
23:55.34Hachi_Oh geezush

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