IRC log for #sporewiki on 20130410

00:07.45Tek0516test
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00:57.11OpelSpeedsterUuuuughhhh
00:57.18OpelSpeedsterI spent HOURS working on an adventure
00:57.28OpelSpeedsterAnd when I opened the Sporepedia, GA crashed and I lost EVERYTHING.
00:57.34OpelSpeedsterThe adventure is gone forever.
00:58.44OfficerJackalReally?
00:58.45OfficerJackalWow.
00:59.22OpelSpeedsterYup
00:59.35OpelSpeedsterGA has a sick love of crashing when I open the Sporepedia.
00:59.47OpelSpeedsterSometimes it crashes, sometimes it doen't...
00:59.49OpelSpeedsterdoesn't*
01:00.38OpelSpeedsterThe adventure was where you had to help the Bluepeace corp(obvious reference to Greenpeace) to deal with an Epic that is severely ravaging the ecosystem by eating creatures alive(vore adventure).
01:00.53OpelSpeedsterYou'd get eaten by the Epic in the process, and that was the hardest part: Creating the interior of the Epic
01:02.24OfficerJackalBrb.
01:02.28OpelSpeedsterOk
01:04.22OpelSpeedsterApparently, the Colonist Leader in this adventure is afraid of the Tribal Stage natives. Seems legit.
01:04.32OpelSpeedsterEven at Civilization Stage you can easily anniquilate tribesmen.
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01:06.53Tek0516hi
01:06.58OfficerJackalHello!
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01:08.23Darkwarrior101hi
01:08.33Tek0516I'm running out of name ideas for my fiction's ships...
01:08.48Darkwarrior101what do you mean?
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01:08.56OfficerJackal_Browser crashed.
01:09.22Tek0516I'm having trouble think of names for more classes of ships.
01:10.59Tek0516Oh BTW DarkWarrior, you seen the latest version of the Katar map?
01:12.36OpelSpeedsterAlso.
01:12.43OpelSpeedsterSomeone has vandalized my user page some days ago.
01:12.52OpelSpeedsterSomeone who was on drugs.
01:13.47OpelSpeedsterhttp://spore.wikia.com/index.php?title=User%3AOpelSpeedster&diff=532864&oldid=532388
01:14.10Tek0516There's a revert option in the page history.
01:14.50OpelSpeedsterI know, but my page was blank before that.
01:14.55Tek0516Ah.
01:15.09OpelSpeedsterThis guy who was probably on drugs came and created an user page for me with random stuff
01:15.41Tek0516So, does anyone notice anything interesting about my latest ship? http://images.wikia.com/spore/images/9/98/Farengeto_Commando_Ship.png
01:15.42OpelSpeedsterApparently, according to him, my real life name is "grwastqz".
01:15.51Darkwarrior101yes
01:16.05OpelSpeedsterLooks nice
01:16.36Tek0516It's not actually a vehicle. >.>
01:16.46OpelSpeedsterI know
01:16.49OpelSpeedsterA spaceship
01:17.01OpelSpeedsterWait...
01:17.01Tek0516Not a spaceship either. >.>
01:17.02OpelSpeedsternevermind.
01:17.19OpelSpeedsterCaptain disguised as spaceship?
01:17.26OpelSpeedsterI can see the Missile Flinger.
01:17.29Tek0516Maybe. >.>
01:17.53OpelSpeedsterRobot.
01:17.57Darkwarrior101I think its a little far away for being in Varapha subsector but i dont mind
01:18.04Tek0516I'd seen a couple character vehicles before. Gave it a try.
01:18.56Tek0516But yes, it is a captain. the creature itself is actually quite pathetic.
01:19.10Darkwarrior101TheNakeimato and the Farengeto are now really close together
01:19.11OpelSpeedsterOh.
01:19.19Darkwarrior101practically neighbors
01:19.33Tek0516Better for trade, right?
01:19.44OpelSpeedsterAha
01:19.44OpelSpeedsterTek
01:19.48OpelSpeedsterI have discovered some captain parts
01:19.57Tek0516what parts?
01:20.17OpelSpeedsterThe Missile Flinger, Stealth Helmet, that part with Lightnign Strike and that Scientist part with Level 2 Energy Storage I forgot the name
01:20.39OpelSpeedsterOh
01:20.41OpelSpeedsterand Jump Jet
01:20.55Darkwarrior101it says my laptop has cooling problems... should i be concerned
01:21.00Tek0516Yep, this thing has max energy, all 4 ability parts and all ranged weaponry. Plus a Level 1 bite.
01:21.08OpelSpeedsterlol
01:21.09Darkwarrior101it says that i should shut it down and turn it in for service
01:21.26Tek0516If you're getting warnings, then absolutely yes.
01:21.30OpelSpeedster^
01:21.32OpelSpeedsterAlso...
01:21.35OpelSpeedsterI just remembered.
01:21.57OpelSpeedsterMy Empire's planets are all T2/T3, but that doesn't matters since most of them don't have maxed out colonies,and only 1 colony
01:22.02OpelSpeedsterI need to colonize them
01:22.09OpelSpeedsterAnd max out their colonies
01:22.55Darkwarrior101"Warning:A problem with the cooling system has been detected. Please turn off the computer immediately, and return it for service."
01:23.13Darkwarrior101though it feels just fine
01:23.19Tek0516On here you really don't need to worry about the in-game stats.
01:23.45OpelSpeedsterTek
01:23.48OpelSpeedsterI'm talking about my Spore savefile
01:23.51Darkwarrior101what wshould i do??
01:24.01OpelSpeedsterI dunno...
01:24.11Tek0516I do co-op at a local store's support section, and I feel if you're getting warnings you should at least have it looked at.
01:24.27OpelSpeedsterYeah.
01:24.36OpelSpeedsterAsk the service to inspect it
01:24.59Tek0516Approximately how old is it?
01:26.14Tek0516test
01:26.23OpelSpeedsterCan my colonies offer adventures, or only alien empires do?
01:26.38OpelSpeedsterNot counting the Becomming a Space Captain adventure.
01:27.36Tek0516Only alien empires. I believe the becoming a captain missions says that.
01:27.47OpelSpeedsterOh.
01:28.19OpelSpeedsterYeah, the alien whose spaceship ran out of energy/fuel/whatever ships use to fly said to not ask my empire for adventures next time.
01:28.29Darkwarrior101at least 2 years
01:28.55OpelSpeedsterWow. I have 26 Green Spice, and I haven't even noticed
01:29.03OpelSpeedsterThat's a lot of Green Spice
01:29.53Tek0516I actually find it worthwhile to but each empire's spices when you visit. You get plenty of extra to resell.
01:30.01Tek0516*buy
01:30.16OpelSpeedsterI see...
01:30.20OpelSpeedsterBut my empires produce spice quite fast
01:30.33OpelSpeedsterDue to the passive ability I got by being an Economic Nation
01:30.45Tek0516I'd definitely get that check out though Darkwarrior101.
01:31.47Tek0516But buying from other empires helps increase the sales. Especially great when you're away from your colonies.
01:31.51OpelSpeedsterOh.
01:31.57OpelSpeedsterDidn't knew that.
01:32.46OpelSpeedsterAlso...I found an Empire that is offering to buy Green Spice for §14.338 each, and I have 26. Should I sell it?
01:32.56Tek0516Think of it this way: You get all your production, plus all of your neighbour's production for a slightly lower profit.
01:33.32Tek0516That's really low. http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Spice#Selling_Spice
01:33.57OpelSpeedsterOh.
01:34.12Tek0516not worth it when you can sell for up to 50605.
01:34.32Darkwarrior101yea but it might take awhile
01:34.42Darkwarrior101i just cheat and make money lolx
01:34.59Tek0516I'd at least wait until the 20k numbers.
01:35.20Tek0516I prefer legitimate earnings.
01:35.21OpelSpeedsterThere was a Trader Empire that offered to buy Spice from me for §50,605
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01:35.37OpelSpeedsterBut they got rid of that offer, and only offer §843
01:36.17Darkwarrior101how on earth do you zoom out on a laptop?
01:37.14Darkwarrior101its frusteratin
01:37.36Tek0516in spore?
01:37.55Darkwarrior101NO RIGHT NOW ALL I SEE IS THE CHAT!!
01:38.07Darkwarrior101I CANNOT EVEN SEE THE USERS...
01:38.26Tek0516I know this one...
01:38.37Darkwarrior101AND WHEN I TRY TO USE THE MOUSEPAD IT ONLY ZOOMS IN
01:38.49OpelSpeedsterDarkwarrior
01:39.14OpelSpeedsternevermind
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01:40.33Darkwarrior101THIS IS EVEN WORSE...HELP ME TEK!
01:40.42OpelSpeedsterDark, I know how to fix
01:40.47Tek0516Is the browser zoomed, or all of the OS?
01:40.49Darkwarrior101please tell
01:40.56OpelSpeedsterThere is a small part on the extreme right of your mousepad
01:41.10OpelSpeedsterif you touch it, and then slide your finger downwards, it might zoom out
01:41.21OpelSpeedsterAtleast this happens for me.
01:41.33Darkwarrior101no it just tries to scroll up and down teh page
01:41.41OpelSpeedsterOh.
01:41.50OpelSpeedsterThere is another way
01:41.56Tek0516browser zoomed or everything zoomed?
01:42.04OpelSpeedsterDoes your laptop's keyboard has the + and - keys?
01:42.05Darkwarrior101browser
01:42.15Darkwarrior101yea
01:42.25OpelSpeedsterOk
01:42.29OpelSpeedsterSo, hold Ctrl
01:42.32OpelSpeedsterAnd then tap -
01:42.36OpelSpeedsterIt will zoom out
01:42.44Darkwarrior101you are a lifesaver
01:42.48Darkwarrior101now let me refresh
01:42.49Tek0516If it's just browser there should be an option in the browser options
01:42.54OpelSpeedsterok
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01:43.27Tek0516fixed?
01:43.28Darkwarrior101whew that is much betta
01:43.31Darkwarrior101yup
01:43.51Tek0516good.
01:44.20Darkwarrior101thx
01:44.46OpelSpeedsterGalactic Core is a neat place to colonize
01:44.54OpelSpeedsterFew empires to block your colonizing
01:45.02OpelSpeedsterThere are only three downsides
01:45.20Tek0516range, grox,
01:45.26OpelSpeedsterFew valuable spice, the Grox, and the shortening in the Interstellar Drive
01:45.46OpelSpeedsterAs the Galactic Core has more Red Stars than any other place in the galaxy
01:45.51OpelSpeedsterBlue stars are almost non-existant
01:46.03OpelSpeedster(On the other hand, Binary Systems are way more common in there)
01:49.24Tek0516I can' play my files today, otherwise it won't be on my back-up when I bring it in tomorrow.
01:49.52OpelSpeedsterThat sucks
01:50.47Tek0516I was going to bring it in today but didn't have the chance.
01:51.35Tek0516I took my driving test today and it took way longer than I was told.
01:51.45Tek0516At least I passed.
01:51.59OpelSpeedsterNice
01:52.01OpelSpeedsterNow you can drive
01:52.33Tek0516Well I already had my learner's permit, this is an almost full license.
01:52.44OpelSpeedsterOh.
01:52.45Darkwarrior101yay tek
01:52.55Darkwarrior101i still got 2 years till i can learn to drive
01:53.00Darkwarrior101wait, i guess 1 yr
01:53.03OpelSpeedsterI got 5.
01:53.08Darkwarrior101since i turn 15 next month
01:53.08OpelSpeedster>.<
01:53.20OpelSpeedsterWell, you got lucky.
01:53.23Darkwarrior101how old are u if you dont mind me askin Opel?
01:53.30OpelSpeedsterI mind
01:53.37Darkwarrior101oh ok
01:53.40Darkwarrior101sorry
01:53.45OpelSpeedsterIt's alright
01:53.54OpelSpeedsterBut anyway
01:53.59OpelSpeedsterI got Colonist 4!
01:54.01OpelSpeedsterUber turret!
01:54.02Darkwarrior101grats
01:54.31OpelSpeedsterNow I have the title of All-Powerful
01:54.33OpelSpeedster(thanks)
01:54.57OpelSpeedsterBut I am greeted by having one of my colonies attacked by Pirates
01:55.01OpelSpeedstercongratulated*
01:55.35Tek0516My core planets are almost never attacked.
01:55.48Tek0516by core I mean around homeworld.
01:56.04Tek0516Though Sol is a constant target.
01:56.04OpelSpeedsterWell, you got lucky
01:56.16OpelSpeedsterWow
01:56.19OpelSpeedsterWhat a coincidence
01:56.38OpelSpeedsterAs in common Science Fiction many aliens try to conquer Earth(not implying you colonized only Earth)
01:56.53OpelSpeedsterCould it be an Easter Egg, where all planets you colonize in Sol are constantly attacked?
01:57.02Tek0516Actually, all of Sol is colonized EXCEPT Earth.
01:57.11OpelSpeedsterlol
01:57.17OpelSpeedstereven Saturn?
01:57.18OpelSpeedster:P
01:57.32Tek0516Saturn's moon, yes.
01:58.13Tek0516Mercury, Venus, The Moon, Mars, Titan and Ganymede
01:58.39Tek0516All of them terraformed to T3.
01:59.00OpelSpeedsterAha!
01:59.02OpelSpeedsterMega Proton Missile
01:59.14Tek0516Earth is untouched though.
01:59.20OpelSpeedsterT1?
01:59.44Tek0516T2.
01:59.46OpelSpeedsterWow
01:59.48OpelSpeedsteroh.
01:59.58OpelSpeedsterThe moment I kill the Pirates, an Ecodisaster begins.
02:00.21Tek0516No wait, T1.
02:01.36Darkwarrior101Does earth exsist in our fiction?
02:01.45Darkwarrior101or did we decide not to use it
02:01.45OpelSpeedsterYes
02:01.50OpelSpeedsterEarth exists
02:01.54OpelSpeedsterAlso
02:02.00OpelSpeedsterYou know what is annoying about what just happened?
02:02.14Darkwarrior101does anyone own it?
02:02.17OpelSpeedsterI was in the Galactic Core region I colonized, then the Pirates attacked a region in my homeworld area
02:02.30OpelSpeedsterWhen I destroy the pirates, an ecodisaster then happens at the Galactic Core region
02:03.01Tek0516The SporeWiki Milky Way matches the real one as as closely as the can.
02:03.28Darkwarrior101but does any fictin empire own the Earth
02:04.00Tek0516Jovar, I think.
02:04.17Tek0516I believe Jovar were created by humanity.
02:05.13Tek0516Sol itself is split among several empires. It has signficance in Galactic history.
02:05.48Darkwarrior101has there ever been an war over earth?
02:06.08OpelSpeedsterdafuq
02:06.15OpelSpeedsterthis bard empire states I refused to pay them tribute
02:06.32OpelSpeedsterSince when bards demanded tribute, and when did it even contacted me about this tribute?
02:07.03Darkwarrior101did you refuse their cake?
02:07.17OpelSpeedsterThey haven't offered me any cake
02:07.22Darkwarrior101the bards are very protective of who they offer any cake too
02:08.01Darkwarrior101I was thinking of making a fiction of a bard/warrior empire
02:09.45Darkwarrior101They will be a food obsessed carnivore empire who are the naturally best cooks in the Galaxy, they are known for their willingness to eat other sentinent species including their own kind if they crave.
02:10.43OpelSpeedsterWow.
02:10.47Darkwarrior101They will attack other empires and kill them while taking their carcasses and eating them while sharing with their allies
02:10.51Darkwarrior101...but thats just silly
02:10.59OpelSpeedsterOh god
02:11.02Tek0516O.O
02:12.27Darkwarrior101right?
02:14.23Darkwarrior101i mean an somewhat cannibalish food-hungry carnivore empire who are the best cooks in the galaxy who attack and plunder for fresh meat but assist their allies and are highly sought for their good cooking recipes are really rediculous right?
02:15.43Darkwarrior101no answer?
02:17.03Tek0516hm...
02:17.08Tek0516Not too crazy.
02:17.51Tek0516I have an idea for a small empire I might try making.
02:18.14Darkwarrior101what is it?
02:18.59Tek0516In my game I found some isolated systems in the void between 2 arms, so I considered the theoretical applications of origination
02:19.55Darkwarrior101go on
02:20.18Tek0516An empire in a region with stars very far apart and having low resources would force different developments.
02:21.06Tek0516They'd probably have strict resource management and a strong but small population.
02:21.46OpelSpeedsterIt's like I had said
02:21.48Tek0516Probably a planned economy.
02:21.55OpelSpeedsterIn Space, the Stars are like land, and the void is like the ocean
02:22.07OpelSpeedsterThe lonely stars seperated from the rest in the void are the lost islands.
02:22.10Tek0516Maybe turn them into a mercenary empire.
02:22.36Tek0516To travel between stars they need some very powerful drives.
02:22.40OpelSpeedsterThis empire you talk about would be like the common survivor of a ship crash
02:23.20Tek0516I was thinking that they evolved out there.
02:24.14Darkwarrior101it makes sense
02:24.35Tek0516It'd force them to get more from less.
02:25.02Darkwarrior101being in a sparse star region would force them to be more conservative and careful...an overall more hardened empire
02:26.22Tek0516By the time they reached systems with normal resources they'd be able to really exploit them.
02:28.20Darkwarrior101sounds like a nice idea
02:28.44Tek0516I might make them mercenaries.
02:30.19Tek0516They'd probably have decent tech in present, might even be able to get around standard tiering due to tiny size.
02:31.20Darkwarrior101ahhh i love tillamook icecream
02:33.02Darkwarrior101I was thinking of making a subsector for the food-hungry fiction and another fiction i am already working out
02:33.11Darkwarrior101you could add to it with this new empire
02:33.38Darkwarrior101as the subsector would be small, with harsher planets and sparse stars'
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02:33.51OfficerJackalBroswer sneaky.
02:34.02OfficerJackalCrashed without me knowing, while I was doing something.
02:34.20Darkwarrior101i mean sector
02:34.34Darkwarrior101not just a subsector but a whole, though small sector
02:35.14Darkwarrior101what do you think tek?
02:36.30Tek0516sounds alright.
02:37.19Darkwarrior101just cant decide waht galaxy i would try to put it in, i was thinking in the Milky way near the Katar sector but...
02:38.17Tek0516I'd like to try something in another galaxy.
02:38.32Darkwarrior101so which galaxy?
02:38.44Tek0516Haven't decided.
02:39.24Darkwarrior101let me look through the list
02:41.52OpelSpeedsterTek
02:42.00OpelSpeedsterI cant find any Empire that gives me the 50,000 offer
02:42.06OpelSpeedsterThe highest offer is 14,000
02:42.31Darkwarrior101the prices change with every save it says on the spice page
02:43.02Darkwarrior101anyway ima randomly choose a galaxy
02:43.08Darkwarrior101BUNSEN
02:43.56OpelSpeedsterGotta go sleep
02:43.57OpelSpeedstercya
02:44.56Darkwarrior101we would need Grand Tybusen's permission to create the sector in there,
02:45.31Tek0516What's even going on in there right now?
02:46.44Darkwarrior101apparently things are pretty quiet there right now
02:47.11Darkwarrior101"In the present, Bunsen has not seen too many major activities or events recently, as most of its major residents either focus on maintaining peace within the galaxy or are participating in events abroad."
02:47.42Darkwarrior101http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction%3ABunsen_Galaxy#Divine_Era_and_Present_Day
02:48.05Darkwarrior101this is the bunsen page
02:48.43Darkwarrior101its  a more peaceful galaxy as the strongest empire there keeps the peace
02:49.08Tek0516I'd rather try something more unstable since they'd be aggressive.
02:49.22Darkwarrior101we could always try to stir up trouble
02:49.39Darkwarrior101and its connected to the milky way in some spots
02:49.56Darkwarrior101allowing in maybe some contact with our milkyway fictions
02:50.15Darkwarrior101but okay
02:50.19Darkwarrior101ill keep lookin
02:50.56Tek0516Tybunsen probably wouldn't allow us to do cause much trouble.
02:51.36Darkwarrior101she made a coment soon after i first join noting the lack of attention in her galaxy
02:52.11Darkwarrior101and the Theian have something going, Monet has a pretty interesting fiction with them
02:53.21Darkwarrior101Borealis
02:53.36Darkwarrior101its a galaxy with a tendency towards colder planets
02:53.44Darkwarrior101plagued with thieves and pirates
02:53.48Tek0516Borealis could work.
02:54.15Darkwarrior101dominated with a dangerous and destructive empire
02:55.01Darkwarrior101with alot of grox
02:55.18Darkwarrior101owned by Oluap
02:56.03Darkwarrior101wanna do there?
02:56.17Tek0516Sure. We could ask.
02:56.52Darkwarrior101waht would the Sector be called?
02:57.21Darkwarrior101you wanna come up with the name?
02:57.26Tek0516Well mine will be on the outskirts probably.
03:01.19Darkwarrior101and what tiers will be allowed
03:01.40Darkwarrior101we can do it like katar and have only 5-3 tiers with maybe an excepted or two
03:02.05Darkwarrior101since it is rather small
03:04.55Tek05163 is usually the universal starting limit.
03:08.10Darkwarrior101mmmkayt
03:08.46Tek0516Mine might somewhere in the 3 tech-wise, but have a small population.
03:11.04Darkwarrior101k, if you catch Oluap on before i get on can you please ask for me?
03:11.22Darkwarrior101we have pretty much almost all the details set up
03:11.57Darkwarrior101and i gtg for the night?
03:12.09Tek0516k
03:12.32Darkwarrior101i gtg (no question mark)
03:13.14Darkwarrior101night tek
03:27.45Tek0516test
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04:46.09Hachi_Oh. Well, this is boring.
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07:11.13Liquid_InkHello.
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07:19.13Hachi_SleeplessHello
07:19.17Liquid_InkHowdy.
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07:19.40GD12Hello
07:19.50Hachi_SleeplessHai
07:21.12Liquid_InkHello.
07:22.18GD12i think im going to add snarky stahl quotes criticizing medusa
07:23.28Liquid_InkEh?
07:23.43GD12sarcasm amongst Dominatus
07:25.15GD12officially gonna be my  http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DeadpanSnarker
07:28.36GD12now nap needed
07:49.35Liquid_InkIt's just you and me again, Panda!
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09:00.49GhelaeHello.
09:01.00AdmiralPandaGreetings
09:01.08AdmiralPandaCould you theoretically create plasma by microwaving fire?
09:01.42GhelaeI don't think that would be the precise mechanism behind it, no. Why?
09:02.24GhelaeThere is this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ball_lightning#Home_microwave_oven_experiments
09:02.24AdmiralPandaIt was a random line of dialogue in a flash game. Since it had the Protip preface I figured it was a lie
09:02.47GhelaeBut the idea of "put fire in microwave = fire gets hotter = fire turns to plasma" doesn't work.
09:06.48AdmiralPandaThen again, this game does involve a cat with no hindlegs going ninja on people, so I highly doubt its scientific accuracy XD
09:08.56GhelaeYou've clearly never seen the work of the Feline Amputee Ninja Society.
09:09.24Ghelae:P
09:55.16AdmiralPandaI do love how clicking the chick's boobs makes them jiggle, even while frozen
09:55.27AdmiralPandaIt's all done purely in humour, it's even lampshaded in the game
09:59.04AdmiralPandaok, that was a tense boss fight
09:59.09AdmiralPandathe feline amputee ninja did come in handy
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10:06.12AdmiralPandaGreetings
10:07.19GhelaeHello.
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11:48.02WormyHachi_ Are they chavs?  A friend of mine lives in a flat and has the same problem with chavs playing loud music and shouting swear words at the top of their voices
11:48.19Hachi_They're just weird peopel in general
11:48.47Hachi_I go to take my dog out and the whole entire family just stares at me while I let the dog out, in and eat inside my kitchen
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11:49.04Hachi_And then they have the nerve to start whispering and shit
11:49.55ImpyDroidHello
11:50.00Hachi_Hi.
11:50.06ImpyDroidWhat are you talking about?
11:50.26GhelaeHachi's weird neighbours.
11:50.29Hachi_My crazed neighbours
11:51.18Hachi_As well as the fact I've been deprived of sleep for the past day or so
11:51.32Hachi_Or maybe past few days, I can't remember
11:57.52Hachi_Anyway, what was the topic before I came in and ranted?
11:58.13GhelaeThere was none.
11:58.31ImpyDroidI drew Venoriel in school and one of the kids called her sexy
12:02.21ImpyDroidHm
12:04.40Hachi_It helps if you draw her with clothes
12:04.41OluapWorkerI come back to see that
12:04.43OluapWorkerdam kids
12:04.46OluapWorkerhur
12:05.05ImpyDroidI did
12:05.42ImpyDroidI modified her outfit slightly, more flying bits and crystals
12:05.53ImpyDroidThink Eldar + Forerunner
12:06.25Wormyfugli
12:08.05Hachi_Wormy: Remind me what Monad is again
12:08.34WormyIn the Xeeleeverse or in philosophy?
12:08.36ImpyDroidGnosticism stuff
12:08.48ImpyDroidSomething god-related,
12:08.58Hachi_Well, could you explain for both?
12:09.11WormyOkay
12:09.18ImpyDroidThe original consciousness, right?
12:09.56WormyIn Greek philosophy, the Monad represents the whole, the one, perhaps the first cause
12:10.16WormyIt comes before number or anything else
12:10.34ImpyDroidThe original consciousness, yes
12:10.39WormyYin-Yang is a bit like a Monad imo, though is probably more of a dyad (two)
12:11.13ImpyDroidI did some research on Gnosticism when I was working on the Radeons
12:11.16WormyLeibniz constructed his monadology on the concept
12:12.01WormyPre-modern physics
12:12.43WormyAs for the Monads in the Xeelee Sequence, they are based on Monadology.  The Monads were godlike beings that live in the Multiverse
12:13.18WormyWhen a universe is born, they go to sleep, and dream it's story
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12:14.37WormyIn Exultant, the humans make an assault on the Xeelee Prime Radiant, which is a nature reserve of ancient lifeforms that inhabit the galactic core.  The humans have a black hole that threatened the Monads who lived in the black hole, so the Xeelee decided to leave.
12:15.17WormyIf they had destroyed the Prime Radiant, all complexity would have collapsed for they would have killed the Monad
12:15.59WormyI hope it helps lol
12:16.36Hachi_Huh, so the Monads are essential to the universe in the Xeeleeverse?
12:16.58WormyLife is essential to the evolution of the Xeeleeverse
12:18.34WormyThe Monads were there at the beginning, the Proto-Xeelee evolved from cosmic strings and black holes just after the Big Bang and caused cosmic inflation (in a war)
12:19.13WormyThen the Quagmites evolved out of quark-gluon plasma/glasma and influenced antimatter/baryon assymetry, nucleosynthesis and finally the lithium 7 anomaly,
12:20.47WormyAnd then the stars formed and the Xeelee and Photino Birds expand through the universe.  The first supernovae cause devastation to the Photino Birds and they begin terraforming the universe, and the Xeelee build giant galactic coonstructions and re-engineer the universe in a great cosmic war
12:21.25ImperiosFotono burds
12:22.27WormyHachi_, Imperios:  Read Secret History http://www.e-reading-lib.org/chapter.php/148154/44/Baxter_-_Vacuum_Diagrams.html
12:22.44WormyIt overviews the cosmic warzone
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12:34.08Xhobombs the IRC
12:36.27Xhoy u
12:37.03OluapWorkernoh
12:37.07Xhoyoh
12:37.07OluapWorker~eat Xho
12:37.08infobotACTION eats Xho and falls over dead
12:37.19Xhonoh
12:37.23OluapWorkeryoh
12:37.58Xho
12:38.39XhoJapanese for noh
12:38.48OluapWorkerdum japan
12:49.47OluapWorkerXho: http://25.media.tumblr.com/3e5c8e6bfe4bf999094238f077e9fa85/tumblr_ml06cmlBqb1rgrnfwo1_500.jpg
12:50.16XhoI am eating you know hur
12:50.43OluapWorkerhur
12:52.13WormyNever eat while on IRC I have found
12:54.21OluapWorkerhttp://www.theregister.co.uk/2013/04/10/nasa_fusion_engine_fast_mars_trip/ This pleases me
12:55.31ImperiosXho: MERRAMUS
12:56.29ImperiosI heard him on YouTube, and that's what I think: Valve should make him a Dota hero
12:58.36XhoOr they could remove Dota
12:58.37XhoThat also works
12:58.38Xho:>
12:59.02OluapWorkerhur
12:59.36ImperiosI mean he kinda fits because of his fantasy attire
12:59.48ImperiosAnd Valve likes to make crossovers doesn't it?
12:59.51OluapWorkerJust because he's a magician doesn't mean he fits Dota
13:00.48ImperiosI just remember a person on TVTropes saying that Valve should one day make a crossover character
13:01.08OluapWorkerValve has done crossovers already
13:01.14ImperiosUh?
13:01.28OluapWorkerPoker Night at the Inventory and Poker Night 2
13:01.33ImperiosAh
13:01.36Xhohooby
13:02.06OluapWorkerPNATI has Hooby, PN2 has GLaDOS
13:02.39ImperiosI meant a crossover character for Dota
13:02.44Xhonoh
13:03.02ImperiosOne of the tropers suggested Tank and... well... look at Undying's quotes
13:03.03OluapWorkerThat'd be dumb. You know heroes are consitent between Dota 1 and 2 right
13:03.09OluapWorkerValve has no control over added heroes
13:03.20ImperiosMakes sense
13:03.54ImperiosI personally wait for Legion Commander, Goblin Techies and Skywrath Mage
13:04.32ImperiosLC cos Garithos
13:04.38OluapWorkerI stopped caring, Dota has become an obstacle for my fiction
13:04.50ImperiosCos of Jo?
13:04.58OluapWorkerHer and you
13:05.59ImperiosOkay
13:06.43ImperiosShall we change topics then?
13:06.47OluapWorkerYes
13:07.02Xhomeem
13:07.07OluapWorkerdiid
13:07.28Xhohooh
13:07.36Imperiosniin
13:07.41Imperiospoop
13:08.39ImperiosI don't get the XYYX joke
13:08.47OluapWorkerThere's nothing to get
13:09.06XhoNiiN MeeM
13:09.08Xhodats all
13:09.16ImperiosAh
13:10.29OluapWorkerI'd imagine Kuga is gonna whine/rage/both when he finds out I scrapped Mobster Heavy AND cancelled the revamped Vagi Series
13:11.16Xhoboth
13:11.20XhoDefinitely both
13:11.41Xhohttp://images.wikia.com/tf2freakshow/images/1/13/Fakeniinmeem.png I need to introduce dis guy
13:11.46OluapWorkerYus
13:12.17OluapWorkerYou could introduce him by having one of NiiN's servants beat him up, they need some victories hu
13:12.18OluapWorkerr
13:12.46XhoMen of Mystery interpret his appearance as the real Nightmare Medic hur
13:13.17OluapWorkerFake NiiN - COME MEIN ARMY OF SCHTOOPIDS
13:13.19ImperiosI hate April
13:14.04OluapWorkerWhy's that
13:14.04ImperiosXho: NiiN has servants?
13:14.30OluapWorkerNiiN has 4 servants
13:14.51ImperiosBasically April is the time when everything melts
13:15.17ImperiosAnd I can't so much as make a step without getting my boots dirty
13:15.34XhoNiiN has 3 servants and two armies hur
13:15.50OluapWorkerMann of Mystery, Behemot, Infierno and Sentinel
13:15.52ImperiosNightmare... Scouts?
13:15.53OluapWorkerdat 4 not 3 u dum
13:16.18Xho4 servants and 2 armies then
13:16.37XhoInfierno, Sentinel, Behemoth, Mann of Mystery + Men of Mystery and Disciples
13:17.02OluapWorkerDeemun Hunters page says the series might reach 25 episodes
13:17.03OluapWorkerdat a lot
13:17.04XhoNiiN is more powerful and competent than all of them put together
13:17.31XhoNiiN is Gmod's Angazhar
13:17.38XhoAnd yeah 25 episodes
13:17.47ImperiosAre there any more Nightwish classes?
13:17.49Imperios*Nightmare
13:17.52OluapWorkerHe's like Angazhar. Angry all the time and surrounded by retards
13:18.03ImperiosLike Nightmare Heavy
13:18.03XhoSaris wants to put Pyre and Slender Mann in there and I want to put in Erzengel, Dream Demo and Interesting Spu in there
13:18.15OluapWorkerdoho
13:18.16OluapWorkerInteresting Spu
13:18.19ImperiosSpu?
13:18.21XhoNo there aren't, Nightmare Medic is the only Nightmare-whatever
13:18.51OluapWorkerClosest you have is the Dream Demo but he's an angel
13:18.54XhoNightmare Medic technically could be Nightmare Soldier or whatever if said deemun possess another body
13:19.09ImperiosDo it
13:19.17Xho9 Nightmare classes, geezush
13:19.31OluapWorkerNiiN possesses the Original Vagineer
13:19.32ImperiosDream Demo, angel...
13:19.52XhoNiiN possesses Painis Vagicake
13:19.58OluapWorkerdat weak though
13:20.43OluapWorkeror however you say that word
13:20.45ImperiosNiiN Vagineer - kla ot htaeD
13:20.49OluapWorkerVagicake might the epitome of a glass cannon
13:21.05ImperiosWhy?
13:21.33OluapWorkerVery powerful but dies in one hit
13:22.05XhoVery well, Original Nightmare Vagineer
13:22.25OluapWorkerVagipyro - stole my thundur
13:22.58OluapWorkerDemonic category has too many Pyros
13:23.16XhoNiiN - fien *zap*
13:23.30OluapWorkerGod Cow - UR ZAP DOES NOZHING
13:24.53OluapWorker25th episode of Demon Hunters, final battle between Reaper and NiiN. Ends with both killed by a Caberneer
13:26.05ImperiosWell Oluap
13:26.14OluapWorkerOh boy now I remembered that crit-glow thing you had in your pictures, imagine that on a Caberneer
13:26.16ImperiosPyro is pretty demonic to begin with
13:26.17OluapWorkerScary sight
13:26.37OluapWorkerHe's not demonic, he's just mysterious
13:26.56ImperiosMalevolent, dreaded, mysterious, can summon flames with his hands
13:27.25XhoNightmare Caberneer
13:27.28ImperiosI remember having a duel with one of my RL classmates
13:27.37ImperiosTaunts only
13:27.57ImperiosHe shot me with his goddamn finger
13:28.04ImperiosAnd then I Hadouken'd him
13:28.14XhoNightmare Sentry Buster
13:28.23OluapWorkerEngineer - AW HELL
13:28.33XhoOluapWorker: Actually the final battle is all demon slayers vs NiiN
13:28.46XhoNow here's a thought
13:28.58XhoIf Nightmare Medic possessed a Vagineer, would he talk forwards or backwards?
13:29.00OluapWorkerOfficial Hoobert better be there
13:29.02Xho:philosoraptor:
13:29.07OluapWorkerGood question
13:29.12OluapWorkerHe actually speaks MeeM-ish
13:29.57XhoNiiN possesses Nuclear Scout
13:30.06XhoTHAT FREAKIN DUMMKOPF
13:30.10OluapWorkerhur
13:30.17OluapWorkerNiiN possesses Captain Demoman
13:30.21OluapWorkerbecomes weakest demon
13:30.28Xhoohgod
13:30.40XhoCome to think of it
13:30.54XhoNiiN is already very powerful from possessing a regular Medic
13:30.55ImperiosNiiN speaks backwards right?
13:31.05XhoImagine if he possessed any freak
13:31.18XhoNiiN speaks forwards and backwards
13:31.56XhoBut most of the time it's just roars
13:32.04OluapWorkerNot if the Medic in question is Typewriter
13:32.11OluapWorkerNiiN - OKAAAAAARRRGH
13:32.28ImperiosSo he would speak backwards and forwards when possessing a Vagineer
13:33.31OluapWorkerKuga, Saris and Stylx are probably the only Gmodders I see using Vagineers these days
13:34.01XhoNightmare Medic possesses Erzengel
13:34.08XhoGmod now has Kithworto fucking it up
13:34.12OluapWorkerYin-Yang Medic
13:35.01ImperiosVagineer is the original Freak isn't he?
13:35.11ImperiosOr it. Do Vagineers have a gender anyway?
13:35.13XhoYup
13:35.30XhoThey're all male
13:35.34OluapWorkerI'd say they are hermaphrodites
13:35.45ImperiosFemale Vagineer
13:35.47ImperiosHm
13:35.48OluapWorkerBut I'm no expert in Vagineer science hur
13:36.17OluapWorkerI remember KernCore making a video of a Vagineer and Painis becoming a couple
13:36.50Xhogeezush
13:38.02XhoYin-Yang Medic
13:38.24XhoI dunno whether that or Fadkiller is worse
13:39.14ImperiosWho dat
13:39.37XhoFadkiller is probably the most powerful Freak
13:40.14OluapWorkerFadkiller is a huge floating Announcer head who hunts other Freaks
13:40.37ImperiosAnnouncer = that female voice right?
13:40.42XhoYeah
13:40.42OluapWorkerYes
13:40.48ImperiosI am no TF2 specialist duh
13:41.04XhoI like how on Fadkiller's page the Freak with the most similarities to Fadkiller is NiiN
13:41.20ImperiosFadkiller vs NiiN
13:41.41OluapWorkerI never watched Fadkiller's original video so I have no idea what her powers are
13:41.44XhoThat would be universe destroying hur
13:41.54XhoShe erased Painis Cupcake in a couple of seconds
13:42.56XhoI wanna make Yin-Yang Medic now
13:43.04XhoAlthough I dunno what that would look like
13:43.05OluapWorkerdat nuffin, I got these http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/5/51/Backpack_Solemn_Vow.png
13:43.24XhoNiiN possesses the Solemn Vow
13:43.30XhoThe vow is no longer solemn
13:43.34OluapWorkerNiiN becomes an inaniment object
13:43.37OluapWorkerdat a loss
13:43.49XhoNightmare Solemn Vow - DO ALL HARM
13:43.56OluapWorkerhur
13:44.38OluapWorkerTwo things are always instakills in my videos regardless of the situation or target. Solemn Vow hit or Spy backstab
13:45.06XhoOr Duke Nukem kicking you in the nuts
13:45.16OluapWorkerThat too
13:45.31OluapWorkerDook Nookm
13:46.16OluapWorkerI'd put Duke in more videos but his ragdoll is a mess
13:46.18XhoNooN MooM
13:46.25OluapWorkerMooM
13:50.29ImperiosNoon?
13:56.35Xhohttp://www.loler.me/storage/4/1346710805.jpg lul
13:56.49OluapWorkerhur
14:03.30XhoOh for fuck's sake
14:03.36XhoMy entire Steam feed is ponies hugging each other
14:03.41XhoIs this what Gmod has come to
14:03.44OluapWorkerwat
14:04.43Hachi_ohgod
14:04.43XhoExactly
14:06.33Xho643 hours on Gmod
14:06.34Xhohao i do dis
14:06.40OluapWorkerwith nu life
14:06.46XhoFair enough
14:07.29OluapWorker381 hours
14:07.30OluapWorkerbeet dat
14:07.31OluapWorkeroh wit
14:07.33OluapWorkerwait*
14:07.35Hachi_http://sphotos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/579702_552815278092632_1954597881_n.jpg
14:07.36Xhohoooooooooooh
14:07.43OluapWorkerhur
14:07.57OluapWorkerApparently they're making a sequel to that movie
14:08.01OluapWorkerFinding Dolly
14:08.04Xho"holy shit" - Saris' reaction to NiiN-Original Vagineer mix
14:08.06Hachi_Dory*
14:08.07XhoDolly
14:08.13Xhowere u from boi
14:08.21OluapWorkerWhatever that amnesia fish is called, I don't give a damn
14:08.48Xho"i mean holy shit" - reaction #2
14:09.04OluapWorkerTell him to stop being dum and make more Soldine videos
14:10.09Xho";_;" reaction
14:10.12OluapWorkerhur
14:10.36Hachi_Oluap's attitude to forgetting stuff: http://gifninja.com/animatedgifs/395205/jontron-ain-t-havin-that-shit.gif
14:10.49OluapWorkerHachi_: Nailed it
14:11.22Xhohttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osMSoXl__58 lul
14:11.29OluapWorkerutub
14:11.47XhoIt's the gif in video form
14:11.51OluapWorkerOh
14:11.52Hachi_It's funny because he sounds like Elvis
14:12.04OluapWorkerThat video is the best thing I've watched in a long time
14:12.17OluapWorker"CMERE! AHGUNGETCHA!"
14:13.43OluapWorkerThere was this one guy on Facepunch who replaced his wallpaper and all icons on his desktop to pictures of JonTron
14:13.53OluapWorkerIt weirded everyone out
14:14.17Xhoheh
14:14.20Hachi_hur
14:14.33XhoIf I put on about 50 pounds and grew a beard I would be JonTron
14:15.03Hachi_I now know the reason why Arin is "Grump" and Jon is "Not-So-Grump". Arin's really stoic when he plays games a lot of the time.
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14:16.03Spudum irc y u fail
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14:16.16Hachi_I now know the reason why Arin is "Grump" and Jon is "Not-So-Grump". Arin's really stoic when he plays games a lot of the time.
14:16.21Hachi_Aside from the 3ft Penis Song, which I found hilarious. In the next video he screwed up the lyrics and said "3 Inch Penis"
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14:16.34SpuQuestion, why does the IRC give you op status as to when I do it it doesn't give me that
14:16.39OluapWorker_Yes and Jon immediately called it "wiener"
14:16.54OluapWorker_I log in as I join the chat
14:17.08Xho_Doesn't work for me
14:17.53OluapWorker_And actually the Grump and Not-So-Grump thing varies. It's a lot easier for Jon to get mad at the game than Arin
14:18.00ImperiosHachi_: You reminded me of a DoW rename
14:18.06Hachi_Hmm?
14:18.25Hachi_It's easier for Jon to get mad but he's a lot more vocal and expressive
14:18.31ImperiosI renamed Earth Caste Builders into Emo Caste Buildera
14:18.35Hachi_hur
14:18.38ImperiosBuilders
14:18.52ImperiosEmo Caste, Heavy Metal Caste, etc
14:19.01OluapWorker_http://i.imgur.com/KFQV8.jpg Tantum group's reaction to Angazhar
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14:19.33Hachi_It's funny because that would probably have been Kezoreg's expression
14:19.41XhoAngazhar's reaction to Tantum group - http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/9b/Theodore_Roosevelt_laughing.jpg
14:19.59Hachi_Reminds me of a pic of Eggman
14:20.14OluapWorker_That's because Eggman was inspired by Roosevelt
14:20.22Hachi_Geezush
14:20.35Hachi_I recently watched the Sonic 06 episode where Jon's mom called to say his dad survived his dental operation
14:20.54OluapWorker_MomTron
14:20.59Hachi_yeh
14:21.31OluapWorker_Watch their Mario Party 2 videos
14:21.36OluapWorker_So you can see them bullying Donkey Kong
14:21.43Hachi_hur
14:22.58OluapWorker_There are two Mario Party 2 series. Donkey Kong is bullied in both
14:23.10OluapWorker_And also in Mario Party 4
14:24.03Hachi_http://www.damnlol.com/i-laughed-way-too-much-at-this-14600.html ohgod
14:24.31OluapWorker_dat cute
14:28.01OluapWorker_I watched the new Sonic 06 video last night and they were right, it's the best one in a while
14:37.36Xhohttps://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/555013_507451449302050_1750712733_n.jpg ahaa
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14:39.17OluapWorkerdum computer
14:40.26Hachi_Apparently a guy was doing a macho drinking game with his friends and one of them cut off their own toe with a chainsaw. Not wanting to be outdone, the guy proceeded to chop off his own head.
14:41.57OluapWorkerdum guy
14:42.18Hachi_As you can probably guess
14:42.20Hachi_He died
14:45.45Xhono shit
14:45.47Xhohoh
14:58.05ImperiosImpossible
14:58.12ImperiosDurq
15:02.16WormyVery odd disease.  Makes people age young.  There is 20 year old in Europe with the body of a 160 year old according to AllTime10 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Progeria
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15:06.49Wormyhi
15:08.00AngrybirdsHey!
15:23.52Hachi_Xho: Backpfeifengeisicht
15:24.00Xhou
15:24.05Xhosmacks Hachi_ in the face
15:24.11Hachi_;^;
15:24.31Xhoyeh i knew wat dat ment
15:24.59Hachi_u sooprize me
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15:50.12TheBuilderHello
16:02.01GhelaeHello.
16:14.22Xhohttp://www.loler.me/storage/4/1354652406.jpg
16:14.42ImpBusyGhelae: I need help with writing an essay in English
16:14.54OluapWorkerhur
16:14.59ImpBusyShould I write 'all other its forms" or "all its other forms"
16:15.07ImpBusyAlso, hi
16:21.28GhelaeImpBusy: "All its other forms", I would have thought. Given that I can't think of any situation in which the former would be applicable.
16:24.51Xhohttp://www.loler.me/storage/4/1357215905.jpg heh
16:25.53OluapWorkerMind blown
16:26.43Xhohttp://www.loler.me/storage/4/1347880504.jpg Group assignments at college
16:28.14OluapWorkerIn my case, I'm one of the idiots
16:28.49Xhou
16:32.48Xhohttp://www.loler.me/storage/4/1350799505.jpg true
16:33.21OluapWorkerI can confirm that because that's exactly what I did when my leg started to hurt
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16:34.31GhelaeHello.
16:34.35OpelSpeedsterHi
16:34.40WormyHi there
16:35.32OpelSpeedsterWormy, you may want to take a look at this. http://spore.wikia.com/index.php?title=User%3AOpelSpeedster&diff=532864&oldid=532388
16:36.19WormyYou got attacked by a vandal, thanks for reporting it
16:36.38OpelSpeedsterYup
16:36.49OpelSpeedsterApparently this vandal was on drugs
16:37.00OpelSpeedsterBecause he put (yw5bod0 cigar) on the Edit reason
16:37.07WormyI've blocked him now
16:37.11OpelSpeedsterAlright, thanks
16:38.35OpelSpeedsterAlso...
16:38.44OpelSpeedsterWhat are the recommended sections I should put in a Fiction Empire article?
16:38.50OpelSpeedsterLike, Language, History, etc
16:41.44WormyYou can use anything you want, though history, politics/society/culture, technology are good places to start
16:42.26OpelSpeedsterOh.
16:42.33OpelSpeedsterPolitics/Society?
16:43.11WormyHow their society is structured, what their government is like, what their foreign policies are
16:43.48WormyI like to go quite creative with those and make xenosocieties
16:44.14OpelSpeedsterOh.
16:44.30WormyThough my main fiction is very humanocentric with a totalitarian-type government
16:44.31OpelSpeedsterWhat fictional year are we on?
16:44.39OpelSpeedster2793?
16:44.43WormyNot sure precisely
16:44.57OpelSpeedsterGoing to assume we are in 2793
16:45.23Xho2783
16:45.26XhoI mean 93
16:45.33XhoTomorrow is when it changes to 2794
16:46.09WormyMy birthday...
16:46.13OpelSpeedsterOh.
16:46.15OpelSpeedsterWow
16:46.23OpelSpeedsterWhat a coincidence
16:46.39WormyAssuming we skip to May 26th 2794
16:47.00XhoYes cause that's gonna happen hur
16:47.25OpelSpeedsterI'm rewritting my Empire's timeline
16:47.26WormyI'll be an 800 year old hyperturing-grade AI in the The Civilisation
16:47.36XhoOn an unrelated note 75 more edits until I hit 10,000 edits for the second time
16:48.15OpelSpeedsterNice
16:48.27OpelSpeedsterI only have 78 edits...
16:48.38WormyCatching me up
16:48.54OpelSpeedsterAlso
16:48.58WormyI seriously thought Cyrannian would ovettake me but now he left until June so neva :>
16:49.34OpelSpeedsterWormy, explain again how I exactly write Society, as I can't seem to understand it quite well. (English not my first language)
16:50.13WormyOkay
16:50.22XhoWhat's your first language then
16:50.44OpelSpeedsterSo you can explain to me in that language?
16:50.52XhoDepends if I speak it
16:51.00OpelSpeedsterYou can explain it to me in english
16:51.38WormySociety:  How your species runs/structures it's civilisation (infrastructure, services), its values, laws, government, knowledge
16:52.13OpelSpeedsterOh.
16:52.26OpelSpeedsterI get it
16:52.38WormyMaybe its like Western society, or maybe its some weird xenosociety a bit like an Ant colony
16:52.45XhoOluapWorker: http://tf2freakshow.wikia.com/wiki/Pancolawich Explain to me how this guy has more subs than me
16:52.48Xhoexplain dam u
16:52.55OluapWorkerMagic
16:53.03WormyCommunity, culture and social structure as well
16:53.19WormyEconomics
16:53.28Wormyhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Outline_of_society
16:53.33OluapWorkerI seriously don't like how he uses my freaks on his own
16:54.42OluapWorkerI also dislike this whole "this guy is Demopan's father" thing
16:54.47OpelSpeedsterJust answer me this: The people who follow one god are called monotheists, or something else?
16:55.17XhoMontheists yeah
16:55.32XhoWell if he can get 256 subs on being pure dum
16:55.37XhoThen I dunno what i'm doing
16:57.16OluapWorkerAlso I think he's an older YouTuber than you
16:57.27OluapWorkercan't tell, I don't watch his videos
16:58.57XhoHoly shit he has 211 videos
16:59.13OluapWorker211 videos, 256 subs
16:59.18OluapWorkerI'd say he's not doing a very good job
16:59.34XhoJust over one sub a video
17:02.32Wormylol I got 33
17:03.06WormyThen again my channel is only focused on Spore glitches and occasional fiction
17:03.13XhoFor me, 231
17:04.22WormyI might make youtube poop if I ever get the time
17:04.31Xhoneeds moar
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17:05.18GhelaeHello.
17:05.52Ghelae~hi
17:05.52infobothello, ghelae
17:05.56Ghelae~how are you?
17:05.56infobotjust great, Ghelae
17:06.01OluapWorkerI don't trust the sub count anymore. Any new video I make barely reaches 3,500 views
17:06.09OluapWorkerand I have 10,000 subs
17:06.10Xho"barely"
17:06.13Xhohur
17:06.30XhoIf I made 3,500 views a video i'd be happy
17:06.39OluapWorkerI have 10,000, I expect to have at least 10,000 views on a new video
17:07.16XhoOn average I have about 650 views a video
17:07.41OluapWorkerThat's more views than subs. You should be happy about that
17:08.24Xhodun care i greedy british person
17:08.43OluapWorkerwell go brush ur teeth and stahp being greedi
17:08.58Xhodat low blow u
17:09.03OluapWorkerhur
17:09.04Xhothrows OluapWorker over the moon
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17:15.40JepardiHi
17:34.06OpelSpeedsterHello
17:34.17OpelSpeedsterIt got quiet...
17:36.25GhelaeBRB
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17:47.06ImperiosBack from- dum
17:47.15ImperiosHomework dun
17:48.28WormyNorth Korean TV for children http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJYrliQrGHk
17:49.28ImperiosMore pages to be updated
17:50.51Imperioshttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Draconid_Imperium/Religion/Book_Of_Divine_Teachings
17:50.53ImperiosHm
17:51.00ImperiosShould I rip off Mon and make a similar page?
17:52.00WormyAsk, he may not like being ripped off.
17:54.59OpelSpeedsterI'm thinking of making a subspecies of the Tadpole
17:55.10OpelSpeedsterTadfroggy.
17:55.21OpelSpeedsterAs the Tadpole are technically larvaes who haven't evolved
17:55.30OpelSpeedsterTadfroggy would be the Tadpole's evolved counterpart.
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17:55.44GhelaeHello.
17:55.48OpelSpeedsterhi
17:55.59Imperios[[]]
17:56.00morgothBotPyImperios meant: http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/
17:56.02OpelSpeedsterAs I was saying, they would evolve to form a new empire, the Alpha Tadfroggy Collective
17:56.11OpelSpeedster(inspired by the Alpha Grox Collective)
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17:56.39Imperios2Ghelae: After I said "Should I rip off Mon and make a similar page?"
17:56.43Imperios2Did anyone respond?
17:57.20OluapWorker[14:52] <Wormy> Ask, he may not like being ripped off.
17:57.49Imperios2I c
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18:06.37ImperiosOhai Monet
18:06.47OluapWorkerhello
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18:07.06ImperiosMonet: http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Draconid_Imperium/Religion/Book_Of_Divine_Teachings I have been thinking of making a similar page
18:07.22Guest1789As a way of showing the Divinarium's philosophy
18:07.24MonetHi
18:07.26Guest1789Are you okay with that?
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18:07.59OpelSpeedster?
18:09.30MonetGuest1789: I don't mind at all.
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18:14.25Imperios1[[]]
18:14.25morgothBotPyImperios1 meant: http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/
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18:44.07OfficerJackal:D Yey infobot.
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18:45.38OfficerJackalBRB, switching browser.
18:52.06Imperios2Monet: This reminds me: I tried to draw Volkarus
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18:53.22Imperios2Monet_: Thizs reminds me, I tried to draw Volkarus
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18:55.03Monet_Imperios2: Can I see?
18:56.11Imperios1Hm okay
19:06.55Monet_test
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19:13.53OluapWorkerreturn of the spu
19:13.54OfficerJackalXho: Hello!
19:16.00XhoI am a spu
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19:22.49Zmr56Hello Gentlemen
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19:29.27ImpGSSMonet_: http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/1/15/DumStoof.jpg
19:29.32XhoGetting real tired of your shit IRC
19:30.41Xhotest
19:30.53OluapWorkeru failed
19:31.06Xhofuk a duk
19:31.09ImpGSS* Monet
19:31.11OluapWorkerquack
19:31.20OluapWorkerYour Volkarus has a tiny head hur
19:31.25OluapWorkerStill good drawing
19:32.38ImpGSSI still have to learn how to drow
19:32.45ImpGSS*draw
19:33.12MonetI'd say that's pretty impressive.
19:33.19WormyBetter than my drawings lol
19:34.04MonetFor me Volk doesn't have a tiny head. But he does have a few small features.
19:34.33OluapWorkerI mean the drawing, not the character in general
19:35.41ImpGSSAccording to a girl from the... spring camp, I need to work on proportions more
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19:35.57JepardiHi
19:36.01ImpGSSI wanted to say "pegasister" cos she is one but meh
19:37.33MonetOluapWorker: I was talking about the drawing.
19:37.42OluapWorkerngh
19:38.05MonetBut Volk in that picture definitely appears liek someone you DON'T want to anger.
19:40.13ImpGSSI also drew Venoriel
19:40.27ImpGSSOne of the kids from my school called her sexy
19:40.42Xhour school r a bunch of creeps
19:41.21OluapWorkerhttp://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/937005894049981750/25099FD11E29A9708D52250F72AE989F2CAB368E/ I really should finish this video
19:41.35Xhodo it fgt
19:44.17Zmr56Volks eyes and mouth tiny, rest is cool
19:47.27WormyPeople are having more IRC trouble today imo
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19:56.49Zmr56Why do I never have probelms. Only if I do not regurely visit the page it turns me off.
19:58.57WormyFeels like a lazy git for not doing any work today
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19:59.25AeonHi
19:59.34GD12Hello
19:59.44Zmr56Hi you deux
19:59.48Zmr56But alas
20:00.19Wormyhi
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20:00.41GD12hi
20:00.49WormyHello
20:00.52Wormydeux?
20:00.53AeonNew video by me on YouTube I think might be enjoyed here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkn5D5o-Jwk
20:01.11GD12two
20:01.13WormyPeople have missed you.
20:01.15GD12deux means two
20:01.16OluapWorkerdumba
20:01.40WormyIncluding Irskaad
20:02.32ImpGSSAll hail the grand Dumbatrix
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20:04.28GD12who be you
20:07.23ImpGSSI would be a DumbatOR, GD12
20:09.08GD12hur
20:09.52Technobliteratorso it's working now!
20:09.52Technobliteratorhiiiiiiiiiiiiii
20:09.56Technobliterator!!!
20:10.03ImpGSSAll hail the Dumbatrix
20:11.40ImpGSSJanus Stalvis waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demons in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Josonus were not listenend towards and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
20:12.50ImpGSSJanus was an ITN marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships daddy."Dad said "No! You will be KILL by CORRUPTUS"
20:13.45ImpGSSThere was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the ITN he knew there were demons. "This is Josonus" the radio crackered. "You must fight the Corruptus!"
20:13.58GD12*crackled
20:14.31ImpGSSSo Janus gotted his fushon rifle and blew up the wall."HE GOING TO KILL US" said the demons
20:14.35OluapWorkeru so random
20:15.27ImpGSS"I will shoot at him" said the Malcaeum and he fired the orb of flame. Janys plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
20:16.22OluapWorkerWhat are you talking about
20:16.34ImpGSS"No! I must kill the Corruptus" he shouted. The radio said "No, Janus. You are the Corruptus" And then Janus was a Devourer's Chosen
20:16.37ImpGSSWait
20:16.46ImpGSSDo you not recognise the text?
20:16.56OluapWorkerNo
20:17.00ImpGSSAh
20:17.29ImpGSSOluapWorker: http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/doom-repercussions-of-evil
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20:19.25OfficerJackalBrowser propa dum.
20:19.30GD12hi
20:19.34OfficerJackalHello!
20:22.21ImpGSSI am going sleep now. Bye!
20:22.28GD12bai
20:22.43GD12Monet : If everyone in the DI goes through conscription, that means their theoretical standing army must be massive
20:23.07ImpGSSDraconis - Zerg rush kekekekekeke
20:23.14MonetIt's only Draconis that go through this process but yeah, there is a big standing army.
20:23.27GD12Zerg rush indeed
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20:23.47XhoGetting extremely tired of your shit now IRC
20:24.20GD12Hello there.
20:25.29GD12Conscription actually seems pretty logical for civilizations without purpose built troops.
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20:27.42DrodoEmpireHey, everybody!
20:28.05DrodoEmpireJust thought I'd stop in to let y'all know I'm still alive. :3
20:28.49GD12Hello there!
20:29.12Monetit gets better: All those conscripts get proper training.
20:29.40MonetSo not only is it a massive army, its a well-trained army too.
20:29.46DrodoEmpireWhat gets better? What conscripts?
20:30.17GD12aye
20:30.19GD12DI conscripts
20:30.27DrodoEmpireI see.
20:30.45GD1210 year tour of duty also will do alot for experience
20:30.58MonetAlso remember the Draconis aren't the only aliens to practice conscription.
20:31.11MonetThe Ki'Dirrik for instance have a Soldier caste.
20:31.44GD12aye
20:31.48GD12Purpose made soldiers
20:33.36Xhotest
20:34.03MonetDoes 1 quadrillino out of 7 quadrillion sound about right?
20:34.04OluapWorker<PROTECTED>
20:34.11Xhou fool
20:34.21XhoFail didn't o' that well
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20:35.00GD12dats alot of troops
20:35.00XhoI should be making a video today
20:35.00GD12troopas even
20:35.07m19omghello folks again
20:35.23XhoAlso I figured something out
20:35.25DrodoEmpireHerro,
20:35.44XhoSegmentum Adnihilo was originally Kicath territory and then the Xhodocto swarmed it to shit
20:36.33Xhotest again
20:36.41Xhostahp dyin IRC ur all ghey
20:36.55OluapWorkernu
20:37.13MonetGD12: Now it makes sense why the Di is one onf the last-surviving AGC powers in Dysnomia.
20:37.21XhoSo the Kicath were there from about 35,000 BC to 18,000 BC
20:37.26GD12aye
20:37.40GD12Then again there were only 3 of them to begin with =P
20:37.41XhoWhich might suggest the total Kicath extent was much larger at one point
20:37.47XhoNot 35,000, 135,000
20:38.05XhoSo the Kicath may have had in excess of 7,000,000 systems until the Xhodocto cut them off
20:38.14XhoAnd they never recovered
20:38.35XhoAlso gives a reason as to why the Kicath know so much about them
20:38.38MonetDraconis - Where did they come from!?
20:38.48XhoKicath - dat other galaxy yeh
20:39.11XhoThey got cut from 7,000,000 to 320,000
20:39.20XhoThat's called culling
20:39.45XhoWhich will also be a reason why most architecture we'll come across in TM is Kicathian and not Dominion
20:40.00GD12hur
20:40.06GD12kicath towers not dominion towers
20:41.02MonetDominion - Squatter's rights bitch.
20:41.03XhoIt would have been a lesson to the Kicath not to expand so fast
20:41.18GD12dem Xhodoctor
20:41.40XhoThey would have had 6,850,000 of those systems in Andromeda and then pow
20:41.55XhoIt also suggests that Kicathian population was a lot greater as well
20:42.05GD12Heres the quesetion, why didn't they expand in the MW since the MW is their home galaxy
20:42.05XhoAt least the Kicath aren't as powerful as that now eh
20:42.15GD12After all, intergalactic travel must have shitloads of overhead
20:42.26XhoThey did expand in Milky Way
20:42.42XhoTo 150,000 or so and then they moved to Andromeda which was emptier
20:42.47GD12hur
20:43.20XhoIn that sense, the Draconis and Kicath go a looong way back
20:43.20XhoAnd probably had a few wars
20:43.39GD12It raises the question to why the Draconis didn't expand so as to counter the Kicath.
20:43.44MonetKicath; the newcomers who expanded like rodents and got kicked in the head for it.
20:43.52XhoOver the period of 115,000 years the Draconis probably got tired of their allied leaders getting assassinated
20:44.04XhoThey probably went from ally to enemy very quickly
20:44.06GD12hur
20:44.09XhoAnd vice versa
20:44.11MonetKicath are Xeelee-era humans hur.
20:44.46OluapWorkerXhodocto - thanks for the free colonies bro
20:44.54MonetI'm not sure how big the Imperium could ahve gotten.
20:45.26MonetBut suffice to say, they could have been found anywhere in  Segmentum Drako.
20:45.34XhoKicath - foooooook
20:46.15GD12Draco even
20:46.35MonetOh oh ooh I have an idea! A species of aliens who were once a tribal culture on a Draocnis colony, who devleoped their culture around the ruins of waht the DI left behind.
20:47.04OluapWorkerSounds similar to the Seagon
20:47.07GD12Tribal - More phallic buildings for me please
20:47.12XhoKicath - dat not us shup
20:47.30MonetThere might be a shitload of "sky dragon" or "god dragon" legends throughout inner Andromeda.
20:48.01XhoKicath legends are just two giant beings with wings
20:48.11XhoSo yeah god dragons
20:48.40OluapWorkerSeagon - god huge lizard guys with back arms that kinda look like spider legs
20:48.45XhoThere aren't any archaic Kicath legends cause the god-wars just eradicated archaic culture
20:49.28XhoThe Xi'Arazulha giving the Kicath Tier 0 weaponry wasn't a smart move on the Xi'Arazulha's account
20:49.31GD12hur
20:49.43GD12Kicath - Where dat mythology
20:49.50GD12Kicath 2 - nope shup
20:50.00OluapWorkerwait what
20:50.03OluapWorkerwhen did that happen
20:50.19XhoDuring the time the Xi'Arazulha and Vi'Navitum were fighting on Paclernos
20:50.26XhoSo 700,000 - 280,000 years ago
20:50.44XhoWhich is why the Paclernos Vault is there
20:50.49OluapWorkerI don't remember you mentioning Tier 0 weaponry
20:50.57XhoThose weapons weren't for the Xi'Arazulha, they were for the Kicath
20:51.14XhoWell not rifles or anything
20:51.23XhoJust super-duper-advanced relics and the likes
20:51.59XhoAfter the war was finished the weapons were either destroyed, stored or lost
20:52.04XhoHistory does the rest
20:52.52MonetKicath could have expanded to try and rival the imperium hur.
20:52.53XhoThat's what happens when you're a demigod race hur
20:53.20OluapWorkerdum demigod
20:53.31OluapWorkerXhodocto - MOAR COLONIES
20:53.32XhoIt is probable
20:53.56XhoThe Kicath in their history went from democracy to tyranny hundreds of times
20:54.06OpelSpeedsterWhat weaponry Tier 0 empires use?
20:54.13XhoOne moment the Kicath and Draconis are allies, the next they're stabbing each other
20:54.17OpelSpeedsterProbably some sort of endgame Galactic Buster
20:54.46XhoWell when you give them to civilizations like the Kicath, unbreakable essence infused weapons usually
20:55.12GD12galactic buster is tier 0 pistol hur
20:55.19OpelSpeedsterWow.
20:55.22XhoThe Kicath and Draconis' history go far enough to justify why they're fairly similar until a point
20:55.33OpelSpeedsterIf Galaxy Buster is a simple pistol for Tier 0
20:55.45GD12Actually there are no limits to tier 0 powers
20:55.53OpelSpeedsterI wonder how a Rocket Launcher or RPG would be when converted to Tier 0
20:55.54GD12for sufficiently advanced tier 0s it could be a universe buster
20:55.55OpelSpeedsterWow.
20:56.01OpelSpeedsterOh hof
20:56.02OpelSpeedstergod*
20:56.13OpelSpeedsterThe universe is under the constant threat of Tier 0 Empires
20:56.15XhoTo compare, Draconis are like Mozart and Haydn and the Kicath are like any dubstep artist hur
20:56.23GD12then again the theroetical flick of a finger of absolution xhodocto is universe buster
20:56.28GD12hur
20:56.33OpelSpeedsterYup
20:56.42OpelSpeedsterAt every second we risk a chance of being stepped on by the Xhodocto.
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20:57.36XhoDraconis probably wonder why the Kicath are barbaric and the Kicath probably wonder why the Draconis are formal to the point of their wallpaper being gilded with gold
20:58.08GD12hur
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20:58.51XhoMonet_: Draconis probably wonder why the Kicath are barbaric and the Kicath probably wonder why the Draconis are formal to the point of their wallpaper being gilded with gold
20:58.56OpelSpeedsterXho, are ANY of the Xhodocto a little bit formal and less evil(Even Chaotic Neutral), or are ALL of them Chaotic Evil?
20:59.06XhoAll of the Xhodocto are True Neutral
20:59.10XhoExcept the main four
20:59.11OpelSpeedsterOh.
20:59.30Monet_Xho: Draocnis would probably wonder how the Kicath managed to hold a unified empire.
20:59.31XhoDraguros is Lawful Neutral, Krath is Lawful Evil, Santo and Angazhar are Chaotic Evil
20:59.38XhoKicath - experience hur
20:59.57GD12Dhazarak is Chaotic Rape
21:00.17XhoDhazhrak - PREPARE YOURSELF
21:00.24OluapWorker_ngh
21:01.59Monet_I can see the two being rather at odds with each other.
21:02.39XhoKicath - our cyberpunk is betta
21:02.44Monet_Empire-wise the Draconis might see the Kicath as locusts.
21:03.02GD12hur
21:03.08GD12Draconis - Get my bug swatta
21:03.13XhoKicath - nao dat just not nice
21:03.48OluapWorker_troll
21:03.56OpelSpeedsterAnyone knows easy ways to earn Sporebucks in Spore?
21:04.04GD12cheats
21:04.06GD12hur
21:04.10OpelSpeedsterI do'nt want to earn the Joker badge
21:05.05GD12idk den
21:06.03OpelSpeedsterI am swimming in useless Green Spice
21:06.11OpelSpeedsterUseless because no empire gives me a good deal for them
21:06.14OluapWorker_Xho: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/sharp-suited-robber-hits-banks-pa-article-1.1312548 dat spoi's an enemy
21:06.17Monet_Kicath are chaotic because most of their leaders die from assassination and are locusts because they swarm uncolonised systems like flies probably to mine them of everything.
21:06.18XhoKicath - y u meen to us
21:06.18OpelSpeedsterThe Green Spice hotp eriod is gone
21:06.34Xhospoi
21:06.36GD12hur
21:06.40Monet_That's waht Draconis thing kanyway.
21:06.54XhoThey must have some good opinion on the Remnant though
21:07.00GD12Dominatus - Stripmining is fun u
21:07.15OluapWorker_"We can't say bad things becuase Kithworto might blow us up"
21:07.19GD12hur
21:07.28GD12Kithwroto - YOu insult me, ABSOLUTION NAO!
21:07.34XhoKithworto -  *zapping planets* nao wat maek u say dat
21:08.21XhoKithworto wouldn't do that, he's had a couple of eternities to realise that
21:09.00XhoKithworto is probably the only significant 'good' Kicath
21:09.06XhoApart from Tau possibly
21:09.26OluapWorker_Tau - y im surrounded by psychos
21:09.38OluapWorker_http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/b/bd/Sizzlin%27_Bacon_Guava_Quench.png Pedro's drink
21:09.40XhoNu - cuz
21:10.01XhoIf it weren't for Nu everyone would have a very good opinion of the Agent's
21:10.04Xho*Agents
21:10.04GD12how about agent zeta
21:10.11XhoOh and Zeta as well
21:10.26XhoNu accounts for most of the negative views of the Agents
21:10.30GD12Zeta - u c i friendly kicath
21:10.37XhoHomicidal and has no skill in subtlety
21:10.44GD12Zeta - I'm not associated with dat guy
21:11.01XhoNu - yeh u r
21:11.02GD12Nu gets a sniper rifle, uses it as a club
21:11.41OluapWorker_Nu gets a club, uses it as a sniper rifle
21:11.45GD12aye
21:11.54OluapWorker_Nu - y dis shit not shootin
21:12.00XhoNu - my throw is dat gud
21:12.27XhoNu probably could take someone's head off with a club from a couple hundred metres with a throw
21:12.54GD12hur
21:12.59XhoHe has the skill to
21:13.05GD12Nu throws it like a boomerang and it ends up decapitating him
21:13.08XhoWell most of the Agent IVs do
21:14.49OluapWorker_Nu - not again
21:15.03GD12hur
21:16.11GD12Will Agent Nu ever get retired?
21:23.45OpelSpeedsterYou guys won't believe in my luck;
21:24.22OpelSpeedsterI just found a T3 Green Spice planet with all slots filled up, perfectly colonizable and without any tribe, nation or empire to block me from colonizing
21:24.34GD12coolbeans
21:25.36GD12I think i'm going to write up the formal description of overseer armor now.
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21:26.42OpelSpeedsterHello
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21:34.38Hachi_Hello!
21:35.02WormyHi there
21:35.48Hachi_glomps Xho-sama
21:35.49Hachi_Backpfeifengeisicht!
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21:37.04Tek0516Test
21:37.10GD12Hello
21:37.16OfficerJackalTek0516: Loud and clear.
21:37.36OpelSpeedsterIs selling 61 Spice for §27,833 a good offer?
21:37.43Monet_Hachi_: http://spacer176.deviantart.com/art/Shaded-design-Uriel-body-364199201?q=gallery%3Aspacer176&qo=0 I tweaked Uriel's look a little
21:37.49OpelSpeedsterHighest offer I could find.
21:38.06Tek0516Trying to use web IRC on iOS. Laptop out for 2 weeks, a little desperate.
21:38.28OpelSpeedsterAh, screw this, I'm selling
21:38.42Tek051627k is still decent.
21:38.51OpelSpeedsterOh.
21:38.52Hachi_Oh wow, Uriel looks incredibly detailed there
21:39.09OpelSpeedsterSelling everything gives me §1,697,813
21:39.14OpelSpeedsterThat's a lot of Sporebucks
21:39.38Monet_I think i'll use this picture as a paper doll for a selection of outfits.
21:40.12MonetU dun wanna mess with those muscles :)
21:40.34Tek0516There are no good free IRC clients for this iPhone... I hate iOS.
21:40.57Hachi_Indeed, those muscles do look rather intimidating
21:41.47MonetIt's actualyl scary to think there are Draconis out there both taller and mroe muscular than him.
21:42.48Hachi_That...is actually terrifying
21:42.51OfficerJackalTek0156: Have you looked into Limechat?
21:43.18Monetlarnus is about... 3 inches taller than Uriel.
21:43.47MonetAnd Oniron is a full three metres.
21:43.50Monettall
21:44.29Hachi_Fucking geezush christ
21:45.48MonetYeah...then Remember that Oniron has an even more hellish lifestyle than Uriel.
21:46.03GD12peeps http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Drakodominatus_Tyranny/Equipment#Overseers
21:46.26Hachi_Monet, does the Imperium/Draconis have chavs?
21:46.50GD12hur'
21:46.53GD12posh chav
21:47.01MonetDraconis no I don't think so, Imperium probablu.
21:47.22OfficerJackalGD12: NCKU chav.
21:47.44Hachi_Draconis - Who do you think you are looking at? I will have you know I have been arrested before, you fornificating idiot.
21:47.58Hachi_My interpretation of a Draconis chav
21:47.59GD12hur
21:48.16GD12fornicating idiot hur
21:48.24Hachi_ngh
21:54.26MonetOh yeah and remember there's little sexual dimorphism between draconis males and females.
21:55.09MonetSo you often get women that broad too.
21:56.50Hachi_Geezush
21:57.05Hachi_That is quite a bizarre thought
21:57.27MonetDraconis woman - I'm in the mode for love!
21:57.48Hachi_Hachi - ...Not with those pecs.
21:58.35MonetDraconis - Are you calling me weak?
21:59.41Hachi_Hachi - Q-Quite the opposite.
22:00.27MonetDraconis - But that's a good thing isn't it?
22:01.27Hachi_Hachi - Not when you're a-around s-several times bigger and taller t-than me.
22:02.07MonetDraconis - You know in some cultures, girth is a sign of fertility...
22:02.39MonetHachi ends up "doing it" with Alessa and gets crushed.
22:02.44Hachi_hurhur
22:03.09Hachi_It's funny because that is an actual realistic analysis
22:04.10MonetBecause of the wings and stuff, I think Draconis secks is done in a more vertical orientation, if you catch my drift.
22:04.36Hachi_Aaah that makes sense.
22:05.00Monethttp://jimreidphoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/swans-mating-ritual.jpg?w=950 this springs to mind.
22:05.31Hachi_But even then, size is still a big problem for Hachi and Alessa, since the two won't be able to look at each other in the eyes
22:05.36Hachi_Or even face-to-face
22:06.06Monethachi stands up, Alessa is on her knees :>
22:06.20Hachi_That does not sound right in any sense
22:07.07MonetWell they couldn't really do it in that sense. he would be low down in her visionwahtever they do.
22:07.38MonetAlso I don't know if thischanges anything but Draconis have cloacas.
22:08.17Hachi_Ohgodwhy
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22:09.50MonetHachi_: Cleanse your pallete with this educational video! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0HgJUaPG2w
22:09.54Wormy_STOhi
22:10.19MonetHi
22:10.52Hachi_That video made me cry out of disgust
22:10.53Hachi_y u do dis
22:11.37MonetNo idea. Im' crying as well.
22:11.54MonetHachi what's your favourite food?
22:12.28Hachi_Hotdogs!
22:12.46Monethttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssQ7jb41wHU&NR=1&feature=endscreen
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22:13.57GD12ehllo
22:14.06Hachi_Monet: WHYYYYYYY
22:14.30MonetI tried making them his way and now I need a new kitchen.
22:15.08Hachi_hur
22:15.16GD12wot happened
22:15.33MonetGD12: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssQ7jb41wHU&NR=1&feature=endscreen this happened.
22:16.35Wormy_STOhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSwWeFWPyUI
22:17.09GD12too much ur
22:17.11GD12hur
22:17.59Wormy_STOTop comments:  "2,000 hungry Africans were not impressed."-RavenousFallen  then a reply:  "i'm pretty sure if they don't have food they don't have computers either..." -Angelia Rogers
22:18.03Monethttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adUjMNtXkSQ KFC-style fried chicken.
22:18.55MonetOwned.
22:19.51MonetHAchi_: While playing Saints Row 2 I caught some cheerleader practice at Stillwater U. The lyrics were...unorthadox.
22:20.21Hachi_What's this bout cheerleaders?
22:20.36MonetI think it boiled down to "Our team sucks and we know it, go team!"
22:20.57Wormy_STOAll the people who say he is wasting food?  Well you can't exactly mail rotting food to Africa
22:22.09MonetAlso I feel bad, I killed soem drug dealers selling drugs to uni students. So many peopel died...
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22:22.37AdmiralPandaI have returned from a most perilous journey
22:23.29MonetWelcoem back.
22:23.44GD12hi
22:23.59MonetI also learned a valauble lesson: Never give em an unlimited supply of satchel charges.
22:24.01Monetme*
22:24.02AdmiralPandaThank you, it involved many tentacles and an undead rabbit.
22:24.34GD12ngh
22:24.43GD12Dungeons and Dragons?
22:25.16AdmiralPandaGD12: close enough. Monet: This is relevant to my personal interests. Please elaborate
22:25.29MonetI was playing Saints Row 2.
22:25.44AdmiralPandadohoho
22:26.48MonetIn my recent playthrough I went batshit with an RPG and sachel charges, commited a drug bust in a university (complete with car chases and gunfights in large crowds), blew up a caravan park and have killed an army of bums.
22:27.31Hachi_Monet: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCEa1gnb8l8 I have finally found away how Hachi and Alessa can get on
22:27.56Monet...dat link was purple.
22:29.28MonetI don't know whether to laugh or cry.
22:29.55Hachi_Why not Zoidberg?
22:30.14MonetThat's jut wierd.
22:30.45MonetAlso I blew all my money on a fancy outfit for my character.
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22:31.13Monet<PROTECTED>
22:34.15Monethttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEymSFY_eKc who fancies Mexican?
22:35.27Hachi_I should try his cooking tips
22:36.38MonetWormy_STO: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0OrZobhSQE
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23:26.02Hachi_Wat u still doin up
23:26.14Xhomakin gmod video uyp
23:26.16Xhoshup
23:26.23Darkwarrior101hi
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23:28.24Lord_Raydonhi
23:30.48Darkwarrior101...
23:35.35Lord_Raydon*Insert awkward silence here*
23:40.01OpelSpeedsterlol
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23:52.15AtamolosNobody appears to be active...
23:54.43OfficerJackal~test
23:54.43infobotACTION hunts officerjackal down and lays eggs in his digestive system
23:57.14OpelSpeedster:/
23:57.49OfficerJackal~derp
23:57.50infobotherp
23:58.09Lord_Raydonherp derp
23:58.34Atamolossight
23:58.37Atamolos*sigh
23:59.22OpelSpeedsterMy little adventure problem still isn't fixed...
23:59.46Lord_Raydonwhat problem?

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